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Ep 83 "Menoplause" · We Talk Back

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Speaker 1: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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Speaker 1: talks back. What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in
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Speaker 1: for a new episode that we talked back. It's your
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Speaker 1: co host a j Holiday. Thank you for tuning in. Hey, y'all,
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Speaker 1: ask me official tam Bam. I love y'all. Thank you
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Speaker 1: all for joining us one more time. We got a
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Speaker 1: guest with us for today, the fabulous Jackie. Fabulous. Hey girl,
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Speaker 1: Hey girl, thank you for having me. I'm excited, y'all. Listen.
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Speaker 1: Jackie is a stand up comedian. She's a writer, she's
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Speaker 1: an actor. She's a producer and motivational speaker who has
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Speaker 1: been featured on HBOS, That Damn Michael Chi Show, Time,
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Speaker 1: nar Change. Sorry, I told you I care read. Listen.
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Speaker 1: The listeners know, they know, they know my heart at
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Speaker 1: all right Heart having Hearts, l A Network, and more.
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Speaker 1: And she currently has um a new special mental Clause
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Speaker 1: on all your favorite streaming sad Yes, yeah, give her
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Speaker 1: a proper auction, honey, thank you for joining us, girl.
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Speaker 1: We want to talk about everything you've done, especially mental Clause.
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Speaker 1: I watched it and I laughed my ass off. I
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Speaker 1: was high as hell, and I watched it and it
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Speaker 1: was so good. I want we have so many questions
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Speaker 1: for you about the one hour special, but first we
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Speaker 1: want to talk to each other about We always start
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Speaker 1: our show with talking to each other about our weekend.
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Speaker 1: So how was your weekend, this past weekly, this past well,
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Speaker 1: today is what saturday? You mean last weekend? Last weekend past?
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Speaker 1: It's Tuesday. My birthday was on Friday. That's why I
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Speaker 1: turned up. I don't know where, thank you, I don't
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Speaker 1: know where I am. I just stopped ringing a few
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Speaker 1: days ago and got back to work yesterday, you know, Monday.
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Speaker 1: Comment like, all right, all right, enough of this, back
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Speaker 1: to being a freshman woman. So last weekend, this past
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Speaker 1: weekend was great. I was in I live in New York.
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Speaker 1: That was mine. I was with my guy, you know,
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Speaker 1: having a wonderful, loving, peaceful birthday. And then I had
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Speaker 1: shows a lot of shows over the weekend in New York.
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Speaker 1: So I had a great, a great, blessed, healthy, loving weekend.
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Speaker 1: That's congratulations, heavy birthday, guy, yo, My man, my man.
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Speaker 1: J Well, how about your weekend? Girl? She'll be lying,
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Speaker 1: she'd be lying every week to be in my business,
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Speaker 1: Like I don't feel like explaining ship to X or
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Speaker 1: explaining ship to somebody who think they my boyfriend. Like,
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Speaker 1: I just don't feel what the hell you? What the
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Speaker 1: hell you did? You got to explain to any man?
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Speaker 1: What what you do? You gotta explain ship? Girl? And
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Speaker 1: I did a lot of water, water, water, want man
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Speaker 1: over here? Watermelon. Well, I didn't do ship this weekend, y'all.
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Speaker 1: I didn't. I really didn't do nothing. I stayed in
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Speaker 1: the house. I had been drinking all the whole month
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Speaker 1: of July, Like I swear, I drank the whole in time.
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Speaker 1: It was my birthday, July sixteen, and that's where I
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Speaker 1: drank the whole fucking month. I just needed the talk
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Speaker 1: to My level was hurt, and I was like, I'm
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Speaker 1: just gonna drink water at home and watch shows. Being
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Speaker 1: at home is the best, though sometimes something I remember
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Speaker 1: being home coming after work on a Friday night and
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Speaker 1: being in my pajamas, are not showering until Monday morning.
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Speaker 1: Those are the best weekends where you don't do nothing. Literally, Yeah, no,
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Speaker 1: I don't know about letting my coaches thank all week
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Speaker 1: about staking if you are if you are almost naked
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Speaker 1: for two days, the vagina is getting a lot of air,
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Speaker 1: not around anybody activity. That's what my sister would do.
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Speaker 1: She'd come home from work Friday and only get back
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Speaker 1: in the shower on Sunday selling drugs. That's the type
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Speaker 1: of your drug dealers, dude. We're having a same on
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Speaker 1: Friday to Monday. Let me find out Jackie sells drugs.
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Speaker 1: Do come? You don't go nowhere? If you don't go nowhere, Okay,
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Speaker 1: Usually Sunday I feel like, okay, I should probably shower,
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Speaker 1: but I haven't. Yeah, exactly, if there be a weekends
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Speaker 1: where I'm like, I don't have anything to do, I
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Speaker 1: don't have any sex to have, I might as well.
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Speaker 1: Why would I clean anything? I might as you be
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Speaker 1: a grown man Monday. Why do you all assume not
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Speaker 1: everybody be funky as hell? I got i'd. I don't
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Speaker 1: sweat much. I'm not a sweater. I sweat a lot.
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Speaker 1: After after a day, I squad, I'm gonna start smelling
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Speaker 1: my coochie. I got to go ahead and get me down,
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Speaker 1: squat down. I'll be like, oh, let me go get
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Speaker 1: my ass in the smelling During the quarantine, y'all, y'all
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Speaker 1: stay like you know, chilling for a day or two
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Speaker 1: at least a day of not caring about that stuff. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: maybe a day, But after a day, I'll tell you
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Speaker 1: that squad gonna hit me different. After a day, you
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Speaker 1: do get kind of tart. Yeah, but those be the
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Speaker 1: best ones that you have nobody else to worry about.
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Speaker 1: People watch your shows and get some work done. I
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Speaker 1: love the whole weekend, but not me too, Me too.
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Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. Yeah, let's get in the stupid internet news.
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Speaker 1: What happened this week? Listen? So based on your your
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Speaker 1: your show, let's talk about Mindy Kaling. Mendy Kaling explains
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Speaker 1: why she wishes parents of college women would take them
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Speaker 1: to freeze their eggs instead of giving them regular gifts
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Speaker 1: for graduation from college. Do you think about that. I didn't.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a thing that's eggreasing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: and the Underwatch, Mindy is probably saying, I want all
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Speaker 1: young girls to avoid the lights that I've had where
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Speaker 1: I've tried to find someone to help me have a family,
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Speaker 1: And maybe you should take precautions because you know, we
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Speaker 1: still have the mentality of let me wait to find
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Speaker 1: a man to have a even though it's changed now,
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Speaker 1: we still have that mentality and I guess she's like,
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Speaker 1: why don't we change was this way of thinking we've
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Speaker 1: had for decades and prepare her to have babies whenever
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Speaker 1: she want, with or without a husband. She's a very
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Speaker 1: you know, she's not a millennium at all, but she's
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Speaker 1: very like progressive of today, and today women are freezing
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Speaker 1: everything because they're like, I'm not waiting on a dude,
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Speaker 1: that's what that's what it is. They're like, I'm not
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Speaker 1: waiting on a man. That's the mentality. So my thing is,
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Speaker 1: I do want kids, right, So I'm in my late thirties.
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Speaker 1: I do want kids, a kid at this point, but
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Speaker 1: I don't want the kid without the husband, like I
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Speaker 1: don't want I want a family. There you go, I
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Speaker 1: don't just want a kid, I want a family. So
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Speaker 1: if I don't get the husband, like I'm not having kids,
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Speaker 1: and I'm okay with that, I wouldn't say I really
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Speaker 1: want a microwave baby. But you never know, you never know.
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Speaker 1: I turned I turned fifty one on Friday, and I'm
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Speaker 1: of the mentality where I'm like, I would yet down, yeah,
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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't think I want one. Now.
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Speaker 1: I've gotten pretty useful life without But if you had
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Speaker 1: caught me like three or four years ago, for five
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Speaker 1: years ago, I would have been like, I'll do what
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Speaker 1: I gotta do to at least have one, Like you're
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Speaker 1: at least one. Can I have one? Small one? Can
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Speaker 1: I get a seven year old? I like seven year
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Speaker 1: old kids. Oh, they're conversations. That's why they can talk exactly.
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Speaker 1: But at nineteen are you thinking about like, for first
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Speaker 1: of all, and freezing your eggs are expensive. It's not
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Speaker 1: a cheap process. You gotta have some money. And nineteen
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Speaker 1: year olds want boot jobs. They don't want the free
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Speaker 1: day eggs. They don't care about stuff like that. They're
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Speaker 1: gonna spend their money on procedures. They're gonna spend it
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Speaker 1: on some other bullshit that don't really matter, not freezing
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Speaker 1: their eggs. They're not concerned with that. Maybe they should
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Speaker 1: sell some of their eggs. That's what you needed to do.
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Speaker 1: That's that's a comment. Should have been doing that now.
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Speaker 1: Women sell their men sell the sperm. A lot of
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Speaker 1: nineteen year olds assume I'm going to get married and
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Speaker 1: have at least four or five. That's the way they think.
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Speaker 1: He assumed, And then you hit and then thirty five,
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Speaker 1: and you're like, goddamn it, I'm almost forty and I
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Speaker 1: ain't got nothing, and now I've hat want one. I
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Speaker 1: gotta buy them exactly at least by that time you
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Speaker 1: might have the money on your own to do it, right.
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Speaker 1: I always made jokes I'm gonna buy me a baby
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Speaker 1: next year. Shit, I don't want to like next year.
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Speaker 1: I don't necessarily want to be pregnant. If I do
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Speaker 1: have a kid, like, I would definitely have me a
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Speaker 1: little microwave baby and love that little come in here
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Speaker 1: a little yeah. Yeah, you know who had Adrian from
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Speaker 1: from that's the talk. What's the other on the real
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Speaker 1: she had a surrog baby baby boy recently. Yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: all on. It's all online now said five years of
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Speaker 1: IVF and struggles and stuff. And you know, I nineteen
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Speaker 1: is too young. I would say by thirty if you
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Speaker 1: have the financial means, I would say at thirty, at
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Speaker 1: thirty nineteen, don't let go of hope so early, right right, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I definitely had me a little call that baby, whirlpool,
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Speaker 1: come in a little whirlpool. It's stupid. This is what
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Speaker 1: else happening, all right, listen. So Safari denies being responsible
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Speaker 1: for leaking his sex saves that feature his room with
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Speaker 1: girl Frank uh Cambella mitosmatoes. The person who did this
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Speaker 1: thing is going to pay, is what he's saying. So
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Speaker 1: the whole Twitter was going wild because they're trying to
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Speaker 1: say his dick is not it after that video. But
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Speaker 1: you know what, I'm me too, girl. He's always in
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Speaker 1: the news for some both what does he do? Isn't
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Speaker 1: he a singer? Like do you want to go make
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Speaker 1: a song? What does he do? He's always online for
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Speaker 1: some bullshit. Nikki's boyfriend, Oh yeah, I did see the
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Speaker 1: video a few years ago of his saw his dick
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Speaker 1: pick video or dick whatever, and I was like, congratulations.
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Speaker 1: But after that, I don't care about him, right, I'm
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Speaker 1: tired to see them all that. I care more about
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Speaker 1: how his dick is doing and how he's doing and
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Speaker 1: apparently ain't doing it as good as it was before
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Speaker 1: because it don't even look like the same day. And
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Speaker 1: don't like a difference. That beautiful video from before that
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Speaker 1: that was him, I assumed Sam, and it was beautiful.
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Speaker 1: It's a it's a dick gate scandal. Somebody got to
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Speaker 1: a side by side comparison of that video from back
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Speaker 1: in the day and what's going on now? Because that
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Speaker 1: video back in the day was very impressive. I was
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Speaker 1: proud of him. I might do a Twitter conspiracy video
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Speaker 1: video for that. TikTok compared to Dicks. Yeah, you're like,
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Speaker 1: so worry you did you have an accident? Well, I
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Speaker 1: don't understand what's happening since then? I'm so tired and
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Speaker 1: he's I saw another video he's either freestyling or rapping
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Speaker 1: it on the um Charlot Mans the Breakfast Club. He's
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Speaker 1: wrapping online currently right now, and the guy listening to
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Speaker 1: him wrap they're not very happy about it. I didn't
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Speaker 1: turn the volume on to hear it because those these
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Speaker 1: freestyle in front of their faces were like because I
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Speaker 1: don't know what he didn't have only fans something. Maybe
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Speaker 1: that'll be his claim to fan again, what else happening to? Oh?
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Speaker 1: Channing Crowder compliments, So what's the name of that show?
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Speaker 1: The Pivot podcast? He said that another black man was beautiful?
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Speaker 1: What's the Denzel Ward? Is that okay for another black
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Speaker 1: man to call another beautiful? Like it's beautiful? I think
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Speaker 1: it's beautiful. I liked it because you know, I want
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Speaker 1: I want men to get rid of the they can't
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Speaker 1: be vulnerable with women things when it's really your friends
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Speaker 1: you can't be vulnerable with. At what point can't you
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Speaker 1: not just tell your boy man you look good today?
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Speaker 1: Like why no, homo? After that? Exactly? Yeah, they think that. No,
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Speaker 1: I listen. I've heard guys compliment dudes before comedians and comedians.
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Speaker 1: It's kind of funny. But when regular guys that they
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Speaker 1: they're always worried about this game, and I'm like, no,
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Speaker 1: is he's attractive? You see him? You see what I see? Right?
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Speaker 1: Don't like that? Right? It doesn't mean you want to
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Speaker 1: suck his dick? That you noticed that he's a looking man, right,
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Speaker 1: it doesn't mean no. If that was the case, we'd
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Speaker 1: be second day. I tell so many men all day
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Speaker 1: every day how attractive they are. I don't want to
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Speaker 1: touch him. I feel like I feel like older men
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Speaker 1: are more capable of saying that another man is good looking.
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Speaker 1: It's the younger ones that are like Paul's. Young guys
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Speaker 1: are like I like that cut dog, I like that
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Speaker 1: sharp that's they'll make it be about what they hair touched,
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Speaker 1: like I like your shirt, I like I like your kicks.
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Speaker 1: They won't say like, you're looking really good today. Dog
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Speaker 1: brown eyes. He was like, man, you got brown eyes. Man,
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Speaker 1: you're beautiful. Man, you're beautiful. You know what I'm thinking.
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Speaker 1: I think that's that's a man probably acknowledging how much
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Speaker 1: women probably like him. Yeah, these guys pay attention to that.
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Speaker 1: They're like, you probably get mad bitches. They don't say that,
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Speaker 1: but they're thinking that. That's the best they'll do is
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Speaker 1: you probably get mad bitches. That's the way they say that.
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Speaker 1: That's it. That's how they're saying, like, you're attractive, honey,
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Speaker 1: you cut me bitches everywhere. That's how they do it. Um,
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Speaker 1: what's next? Ajor? I wanted to say, R I p
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Speaker 1: to and hat that was a tragedy. Last week she
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Speaker 1: passed away and it's really weird. Have y'all seen that
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Speaker 1: video online with her popping up out of the body
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Speaker 1: bag on a stretcher. Was real footage. That was real.
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Speaker 1: That was her And I need a fucking ex planation
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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, Like, are we're just supposed to pretend?
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Speaker 1: Like when you see that? You know? He So this
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Speaker 1: video was released it it was released by a credible source,
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Speaker 1: um verified account on Twitter news reporter. So they had
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Speaker 1: like the you know, the planes flying over to the
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Speaker 1: scene of the incident where she crashed into someone's garage,
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Speaker 1: big fire. They were saying she was basically dead on
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Speaker 1: the scene initially, and then they said she was in
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Speaker 1: um stable condition at the hospital. But this video I
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Speaker 1: didn't see it until over the weekend, so apparently it
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Speaker 1: was posted on Twitter on the fifth. But it's a
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Speaker 1: video of her zipped up inside of a body bag
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Speaker 1: and a white body bag, and she pops up. She
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Speaker 1: pops up, and the firefighter pushes her back down and
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Speaker 1: they put her inside of the um ambulance. It really happen,
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Speaker 1: that might happen. Well, first of all, why opened the
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Speaker 1: bag to be like, hey man, you're good? Like to
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Speaker 1: ask her? She cool, like why you just but why
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Speaker 1: did you dip it up in the first place? They
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Speaker 1: assumed she was already dead perhaps, And then she was
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Speaker 1: naked also, so you didn't have any clothes on. You
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Speaker 1: could just see her back was beer. And then they
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Speaker 1: reported her you know, legally dad on the twelfth of August. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: because the whole like, uh, disconnected life support, that kind
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Speaker 1: of stuff. I've heard of bad bodies moving and passing
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Speaker 1: their bowels and all kind of stuff, and maybe the
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Speaker 1: firefights like look, look they lay down. We already pronounced
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Speaker 1: you dead. While yo, maybe we're done, already to be
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Speaker 1: ready to go to lunch. You sold your little bit.
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Speaker 1: Get out of here. Our shift is over soon. May
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Speaker 1: Now that was not funny. Yeah, her dad, her dad
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Speaker 1: was magic and sad and your family, but the firefighters reaction.
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Speaker 1: Where the joke come from? Not am I'm sorry it
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Speaker 1: passed away. Yeah, I've always kind of liked her. She's
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Speaker 1: a really good actor. She used to date Ellen. I'm
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Speaker 1: very I'm sorry if she's gone. And I heard what
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Speaker 1: she passed away. She had, he had the Sentinel and
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Speaker 1: some of the drugs. I heard she was drugged up
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Speaker 1: when she life is like did you see it? Did
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Speaker 1: you see the video of her driving down the block?
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Speaker 1: It was invidence she was. He was doing anabe. You
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Speaker 1: look at your outside your window when your kids playing,
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Speaker 1: and imagine the car doing I hearted past the mailbox
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Speaker 1: on your block. It was like that. But just like that,
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Speaker 1: the black girl who right now is in trouble, the
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Speaker 1: nurse who killed for a couple of weeks ago, and
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Speaker 1: she zoomed at a hundred miles our way, through traffic,
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Speaker 1: and the video looked like that. You just see the
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Speaker 1: car zooming zooming down like a little alleyway kinda. But
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Speaker 1: act accidents prior though the one who Yeah, that one
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Speaker 1: with mental health issues too as well. Yeah, but thirteen
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Speaker 1: accidents got who How you still got a license? How
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Speaker 1: do you still go home and tell your friends? Hey,
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Speaker 1: another one, They're like, give me the car keys. I
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Speaker 1: literally have a friend like that. I literally have a Yes,
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Speaker 1: she has had so many car accidents. I'm like, now
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Speaker 1: she doesn't drive. Her mom helped her, helped her, her
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Speaker 1: son get a car, but she can't. She can't drive
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Speaker 1: the car either. Yeah, they had all these accidents. Some
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Speaker 1: people really are They drive and they live their life
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Speaker 1: really like a scared driver. Like some people their license.
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Speaker 1: They drive, but they're like they're scared of the freeway.
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Speaker 1: They're scared of, you know, backing up parking. A lot
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Speaker 1: of people if they drive, but they're not confident drivers.
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Speaker 1: I didn't. You can tell a lot about a person.
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Speaker 1: I think you can tell a lot about a person
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Speaker 1: about how they drive. One of my ex is used
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Speaker 1: to drive so fucking crazy and that's how he was
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Speaker 1: in real life. And I would be clutching the damn
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Speaker 1: door and pressing the fake breaks the whole time. Why
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Speaker 1: he was driving. Yeah, my my last boyfriend didn't wear
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Speaker 1: a seat belt and he didn't signal when he changed lanes,
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Speaker 1: and he was just a very free for all just
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Speaker 1: getting the car, let's go, and he was working man.
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Speaker 1: But I'm like, I was always sitting next to him,
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Speaker 1: like how you don't care about none of this and
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Speaker 1: I ain't ready, I'm not I'm not dying. I don't
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Speaker 1: give a you're kicking it. And you know how some
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Speaker 1: guys who drive, they put their arm rest trying, you know,
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Speaker 1: like that's gonna that's not gonna help. Put your hand,
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Speaker 1: put your hand back, and that's not gonna do. You're
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Speaker 1: only gonna get to where you're going on one minute
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Speaker 1: quicker and if that second nothing, Like why are people
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Speaker 1: like that? Yeah, that's someone who probably take short cuts
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Speaker 1: in life overall, to someone who's like, I don't got
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Speaker 1: time to do it the way you're supposed to, I'm
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Speaker 1: gonna skip around it. And the absolutely right, I don't.
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Speaker 1: I don't have a fear of driving just in the
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Speaker 1: rain and in the dark. That's only like any other time.
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty I'm driving pretty fast, but when it's raining,
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Speaker 1: when it's dark, it's granny for me. Uh, let's go
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Speaker 1: to ammercial, y'all. When we get back, we're gonna get
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Speaker 1: into Miss Jackie Sauda. All right, all right, y'all. So
19:04
Speaker 1: Miss Jackie Fabulous has just done a one hour special
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Speaker 1: called Menoplause, and uh, it's so funny, y'all. I was
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Speaker 1: high as hell watching it, and I really enjoyed it,
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Speaker 1: and I had a couple of questions about some of
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Speaker 1: the content from this. So I wanted to talk to
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Speaker 1: you about first dating outside of your race. You said, Uh,
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Speaker 1: you wanted to date a white guy. I never have, no, no,
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Speaker 1: my I'm I'm engaged, and he's a very very thorough
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Speaker 1: black guy. I just I was just I never tried like.
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Speaker 1: I feel bad that when I was out there dating
19:39
Speaker 1: and trying to find whatever it was meant for me,
19:41
Speaker 1: I didn't. I had a very tunnel vision. You gotta be.
19:45
Speaker 1: You know, I'm obsester black dude, But I and the
19:48
Speaker 1: white guy's never hit on me, and I've never had
19:49
Speaker 1: one flirt seriously or really try and make I don't
19:52
Speaker 1: know what it is. I think I'm cute enough I'm
19:55
Speaker 1: fantastic enough, alright, said okay, but they just don't holllight
19:59
Speaker 1: me the way you know black guys. Black guy let
20:01
Speaker 1: you know, like ay blah blah blah blah. White guys
20:03
Speaker 1: are like conversation forever. But no, they don't actually go
20:07
Speaker 1: to the next level of do you want to go
20:09
Speaker 1: get something to eat? Nothing? Get what was that too?
20:14
Speaker 1: I never have I just that those jokes. It's just
20:16
Speaker 1: about me. I never tried, and I know what to
20:18
Speaker 1: do because I have so many white friends. I know
20:20
Speaker 1: how to connect with them, but I don't really want them.
20:23
Speaker 1: Hopefully you know, I'll never have to try. But they
20:26
Speaker 1: probably never hallowed because you know, the confidence. I think
20:28
Speaker 1: black men just have a little bit more confidence the usual. Yeah,
20:31
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I always hear that. But but I'll
20:35
Speaker 1: hang out with a white guy used years ago. We'll
20:37
Speaker 1: hang out tough for for hours, and they will never
20:41
Speaker 1: like cross the line where a black guy will give
20:43
Speaker 1: you about an hour and after that whatever. Yeah, but
20:48
Speaker 1: white guys will go to every movie, a dinner, They'll
20:51
Speaker 1: they'll hang out with you for hours and you're like,
20:53
Speaker 1: I have a girl, what's going on? You want to do?
20:56
Speaker 1: But they they'll be shy or not. I'm not that type.
20:59
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, but I wish I
21:01
Speaker 1: had tried more of the world of men before I
21:04
Speaker 1: settled down. Do you think that maybe it's you? Do
21:06
Speaker 1: you think that maybe it's the black men that intimidate
21:09
Speaker 1: them from actually approaching black women, because I remember going
21:12
Speaker 1: to this this bar used to frequent a lot. It
21:14
Speaker 1: was like um, like a top of his little wine bar,
21:17
Speaker 1: and it was owned by an Egyptian guy. And he
21:19
Speaker 1: told me the reason why he never approached black women
21:22
Speaker 1: is because you know that thing about black men having
21:27
Speaker 1: all this dick That's what and that's what like intimidated him,
21:31
Speaker 1: like he wouldn't be able to please a black woman.
21:34
Speaker 1: First of all, that every black guy gotta is packing
21:37
Speaker 1: as exactly I don't know. I wish. I wish it
21:42
Speaker 1: might be on average, they might have the biggest peace.
21:45
Speaker 1: On average, most of them more than often, more often
21:48
Speaker 1: than not, they're packing, and by packing I mean above average.
21:51
Speaker 1: But are all of them gonna whip out a big
21:53
Speaker 1: night surprise cable for you? I wish. I've had so
21:57
Speaker 1: many disappointments and I used to be my guy now
22:01
Speaker 1: is is he's six four, so he fulfills the stereotype.
22:04
Speaker 1: When I had tall guys prior to him, where I'm like,
22:07
Speaker 1: you're a big one. It's gonna you know how many
22:09
Speaker 1: tall ones I've been like, what is this? You so tall?
22:13
Speaker 1: It's a waste of space and air and oxygen, you know,
22:18
Speaker 1: big feet, big My and guy arrested my ex husband.
22:22
Speaker 1: He was six flour Everything about him with gigantic except
22:25
Speaker 1: except what I needed. I cried, but we were together
22:29
Speaker 1: for a long time, boyfriend and girlfriend. He overcompensated the
22:32
Speaker 1: way you have to. But I but I realized when
22:34
Speaker 1: I was with him, I'm like, I probably can't be
22:36
Speaker 1: with this guy forever. At some point I'm either gonna
22:39
Speaker 1: cheat and that's not me, or I'm gonna be really
22:41
Speaker 1: unhappy and you know, leave him. So you married him
22:45
Speaker 1: knowing that you would no no, no, no x X
22:48
Speaker 1: ex husband he's dead. He passed away and I did.
22:52
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We were a boyfriend a girlfriend for nine years.
22:55
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tearing a good man away. If the
22:59
Speaker 1: six the actually good, I'm not gonna turn you away.
23:01
Speaker 1: I've had great sex with guys. It's very mediocre dicks
23:04
Speaker 1: because I think a big day does not necessarily mean
23:07
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like this is amazing. You don't correlate
23:12
Speaker 1: where big don't mean great checks. There's such thing as
23:14
Speaker 1: like boyfriend dick. Boyfriend Dick is like that nice, good,
23:17
Speaker 1: good size. I can live with this dick forever. You
23:20
Speaker 1: gotta at least to have some boyfriend dick. Right, Yeah,
23:23
Speaker 1: and I or I had plenty of orgasms, so knew
23:25
Speaker 1: what he was doing. He's a very confident man. And
23:28
Speaker 1: you know, if you get a guy with a small one,
23:29
Speaker 1: but he knows what to do to make you happy
23:31
Speaker 1: in every other way, you'll be here. You'll be with
23:34
Speaker 1: them for as long as you can. So you realize
23:36
Speaker 1: I needed Dick now right, he's gonna cheat. I'm gonna cheat.
23:39
Speaker 1: I left before I cheated. I'm just trying a girl
23:41
Speaker 1: where I'm like, when I start feeling like I want
23:43
Speaker 1: to wander, I'm like, I'll to the karma is too much,
23:47
Speaker 1: I'll leave. I'm like, I gotta break up. I can't
23:49
Speaker 1: be lusting for every guy and meet because you don't
23:51
Speaker 1: get me happy. I'd rather leave you and be alone
23:53
Speaker 1: and try over again. Yeah, me too. I would pay
23:59
Speaker 1: you and jas I've never had no like uh Dick,
24:09
Speaker 1: where I was just like, oh this is small, but
24:10
Speaker 1: he's so nice. Never know, my husband was a very caretaking,
24:17
Speaker 1: big guy, smart, intelligent, funny, y had He had everything,
24:22
Speaker 1: of course, but what I needed to stay hang in there.
24:25
Speaker 1: We hang in there for ten years. You were both
24:27
Speaker 1: for a dolfriend for a decade, and then we got married.
24:30
Speaker 1: And then I realized I've made a mistake. Shames. I
24:34
Speaker 1: saw you on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Are
24:36
Speaker 1: you getting married in September? Was that a part of
24:38
Speaker 1: a joke? No, that's real, But September was not a
24:42
Speaker 1: realistic It was too close to when I right announced it.
24:44
Speaker 1: So November ten there is the date. Hey, what about you? Two?
24:52
Speaker 1: Are in love with anyone? Not you? Interview and the interviewers,
24:56
Speaker 1: what the hell I love? I want to know if
25:00
Speaker 1: y'all in love? To girl? Know, when you're in love,
25:03
Speaker 1: you want everybody to be in love. It's very corny.
25:05
Speaker 1: When you're in you're in love, like everybody being loved,
25:07
Speaker 1: Like me, right, I always want people to be in love.
25:10
Speaker 1: So no, I'm not. I was engaged over a year
25:14
Speaker 1: ago and I'm no long I'm single now, So I'm
25:17
Speaker 1: not outside for real, but I'm like a little bit
25:19
Speaker 1: outside the door cracked, the door cracked open. I'm on
25:24
Speaker 1: the porch a little bit, sitting on the student who're
25:27
Speaker 1: coming through that type of ship. What she don't but
25:35
Speaker 1: she don't trust you at all, and she's like everything.
25:38
Speaker 1: This girl has a lot everything. I've been single since
25:43
Speaker 1: two thousand sixteen. Okay, I've been single a minute now.
25:47
Speaker 1: I'm ready for something real. But it just don't seem
25:49
Speaker 1: like realists being available to me. Why, I don't know.
25:53
Speaker 1: I just keep me. I keep liking the wrong type
25:56
Speaker 1: of the guy. Say what are you attracting? Like? What
25:59
Speaker 1: do you want of the choice as you're making? And
26:00
Speaker 1: I'm just lacking the wrong ones. Girl broke, Yeah, but
26:05
Speaker 1: the wrong ones are always so much fun. That's what
26:07
Speaker 1: it is. I'd be having phone phone with these wrong
26:09
Speaker 1: guys names wronger. That's why you're in there. I'm ready
26:19
Speaker 1: to be right though. I'm ready to when when you
26:22
Speaker 1: are ready and you tell the world the universe you're ready,
26:25
Speaker 1: then you see a difference, right, hopefully. Yeah, you gotta
26:29
Speaker 1: open yourself up for that stuff. Man, I'm always open listen.
26:32
Speaker 1: I like being in love. I like it I like,
26:36
Speaker 1: I like, I like new dates, I like first dates.
26:39
Speaker 1: I like all that ship. I never I look at
26:43
Speaker 1: it a fun girls who freak out guys and girls
26:46
Speaker 1: too about going I'm like going on days with somebody new,
26:49
Speaker 1: even if you have no plans. But it's fun. You
26:51
Speaker 1: get a meal, you get to drink, you have I
26:53
Speaker 1: think dates are fun, you get to hang out. Because
26:56
Speaker 1: I'm so shure, so I know how to make I
26:57
Speaker 1: know how to make a guy on any day, first
26:59
Speaker 1: day blind, they'd fall in love because I know how
27:02
Speaker 1: to person, because I know how to focused on you
27:06
Speaker 1: know women, what a week, But I know how to
27:07
Speaker 1: flatter the hell out of a guy and get a
27:09
Speaker 1: dick marble conversation game. I took a nick on the
27:14
Speaker 1: on a damn bike ride. Is ass acting like he
27:16
Speaker 1: love now? R If you give them what they want
27:20
Speaker 1: and be, you know, fun and frolic with them, that'd
27:23
Speaker 1: be like, I want to know you be funny too, Funny.
27:28
Speaker 1: They love funny funny. Get that dick out. That's that's
27:33
Speaker 1: the thing. I don't be wanting the dick out all
27:35
Speaker 1: the time. Just laugh with me. Put your dick away, sir. Oh,
27:37
Speaker 1: that's that's the problem. When you're beautiful and personality and funny,
27:42
Speaker 1: they get they get confused. They're like, this is we're
27:44
Speaker 1: having a great time. We should be a tumple and
27:46
Speaker 1: you're like, that is not why I'm here, right, go away.
27:53
Speaker 1: So I saw that in your especial you said that
27:57
Speaker 1: you had almost had to go back to work, and
27:59
Speaker 1: he was like, Ship, Oh yeah, yeah, you had left
28:02
Speaker 1: corporate corporate environment ten years, like two thousand, tens, twelve. Yeah.
28:07
Speaker 1: I worked at cal Tech in Pasadena and I left
28:11
Speaker 1: the job because they told me too, and they fired
28:14
Speaker 1: the crap out of it. And during the during the quarantine,
28:19
Speaker 1: you know, money got tight, and I had all this.
28:22
Speaker 1: I was on tour heavy before they told us we
28:25
Speaker 1: can't go outside. I did a lot of zoom shows
28:27
Speaker 1: and after while, I'm like, I wonder none of us knew.
28:30
Speaker 1: We were all kind of at home, like I don't
28:31
Speaker 1: know what how is my life going to be when
28:33
Speaker 1: it's so in case I can't go back the full
28:36
Speaker 1: time entertainer, let me find I have many skills and
28:39
Speaker 1: all that. Ship and I had an interview and the
28:41
Speaker 1: lady was like, so you know, what have you been
28:43
Speaker 1: doing to that big gas gap? My resume, and I'm like, uh,
28:47
Speaker 1: the best I can. What I gotta do, what I
28:50
Speaker 1: gotta do, kind of trying to be in the in denial,
28:55
Speaker 1: you know, having a good time, having way too much sex,
28:57
Speaker 1: not focused on work, ma'am. That so you didn't get
29:03
Speaker 1: the job? Assuming No, she was a black lady too,
29:06
Speaker 1: and you. I was making her laugh at the interview,
29:08
Speaker 1: and I'm like, in my head, I was like, she's
29:10
Speaker 1: having a great time. I ain't gonna get this job.
29:15
Speaker 1: She was kind of like, it's so funny. And I'm like,
29:18
Speaker 1: oh damn it. Skill out now. She's like, you can't
29:21
Speaker 1: work yet, but you know, do nothing right. He was right,
29:27
Speaker 1: I'm alright, go the job to have fun, not to work. Yeah,
29:30
Speaker 1: me too. That's why I don't need to work in
29:31
Speaker 1: Nobody corporate off me. The last time I had a job.
29:35
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sitting like, why the funk am
29:37
Speaker 1: I hair? Why the funk am I hair? Like I
29:39
Speaker 1: knew deep down in my soul this ship is not
29:42
Speaker 1: for me. Like I know this is not for me.
29:45
Speaker 1: A life of working and ship that is, ship is
29:46
Speaker 1: not for me. You know What's funny to the reason
29:49
Speaker 1: why I really didn't want the job is because it
29:51
Speaker 1: was at the Getty Is it the Getty Museum in
29:54
Speaker 1: l A. And you have you got to park your
29:56
Speaker 1: car in one place and take a train tram to
29:59
Speaker 1: the actual office. Oh and I'm like at the interview,
30:03
Speaker 1: I said to her, so it's my car. Does my
30:06
Speaker 1: car have to stay in the parking complex because I
30:08
Speaker 1: I got to take a train from there to the desk? Scared?
30:12
Speaker 1: She's like yeah. And my thought was if I can't
30:14
Speaker 1: get to my car for either taking naps, orditions, escaping whatever,
30:19
Speaker 1: we didn't work here, okay, zac, wait, you don't know
30:22
Speaker 1: what I want to do. And she's like, no, the
30:24
Speaker 1: car is kept over there. I'm like in my head, like,
30:27
Speaker 1: bab I can't work here, about to be trapping. I
30:31
Speaker 1: wonder I would have been in my vehicle? Are you
30:33
Speaker 1: ruding by? So that was my saying. I was like, no, no,
30:36
Speaker 1: no cars where nom That means I gotta bear my
30:39
Speaker 1: desk all time. I don't know. I ain't done that
30:41
Speaker 1: since the nineties. What who did you get into comedy? Oh?
30:47
Speaker 1: That's sound was about to ask her, go ahead, boredom,
30:49
Speaker 1: just for fun, just I worked in some places on
30:53
Speaker 1: in l A. And my girlfriends worked at the job
30:55
Speaker 1: and everyone there was an actor, so I was the
30:57
Speaker 1: only one who was like, what's that? That was the
30:59
Speaker 1: funny ear and they told me try this class. I
31:01
Speaker 1: took a writing class and performed the improv and my friends.
31:05
Speaker 1: My friends told me to stick with it. To be honest,
31:08
Speaker 1: they were like, you're funny, you just figure this out.
31:10
Speaker 1: So it was that why I did it after work
31:12
Speaker 1: for years until two thousand in town when I got fired,
31:14
Speaker 1: but for fun, no career aspirations. Didn't know you could
31:17
Speaker 1: be doing this. I lives in the Bronx, and you know,
31:20
Speaker 1: when you're from a small town in any state, it's
31:22
Speaker 1: always feels like a small town mentality, like how do
31:25
Speaker 1: you get out of here to do this? You didn't
31:26
Speaker 1: know you could right for work with no goals, And
31:29
Speaker 1: that's how it turned out to be, like, oh, I
31:31
Speaker 1: could probably make a living in my house with this.
31:33
Speaker 1: Who knew exactly? Yeah, I saw I saw some of
31:37
Speaker 1: your clips from America's Got Talent? How the hell you
31:41
Speaker 1: end up on there? I didn't even know they had
31:42
Speaker 1: comedians on shows like that. Oh yes, how well, living
31:48
Speaker 1: in l A. Everybody everyone in l A entertainment wise,
31:52
Speaker 1: that had taken the decisions. They know who all the
31:54
Speaker 1: comics are, so when the show came on every year
31:57
Speaker 1: they were like, you want to try now, And for
31:59
Speaker 1: years that was like not my thing out the reality dude.
32:02
Speaker 1: And then finally I was like, I need exposure and
32:04
Speaker 1: I need to work, so let me try. And I
32:06
Speaker 1: did it. I did it with a whole like that,
32:08
Speaker 1: this just have fun and yeah, because I didn't do
32:11
Speaker 1: it with a whole like I gotta win, because anybody's
32:13
Speaker 1: gonna win against sucking poodles and camels and opera singers
32:18
Speaker 1: and little kids and ship all kind of ship going on.
32:20
Speaker 1: I'm like, who, how would Comedian went over this? That's
32:23
Speaker 1: why I did it to help me get work. That's
32:25
Speaker 1: that's why. That's why I get it. And here we
32:26
Speaker 1: are and here we is. So no, I saw that
32:33
Speaker 1: you said that you moved back to the Bronx back
32:36
Speaker 1: home and you were living with your mother. That I
32:41
Speaker 1: never intended. I lived in l A with twenty years
32:44
Speaker 1: and when I decided to move back, nothing bad happened.
32:46
Speaker 1: Nobody died, Thank you God. I was just bored. I
32:49
Speaker 1: wasn't booking. I was auditioning like crazy, not getting shipped
32:51
Speaker 1: so I'm like, let me try. It is a change.
32:53
Speaker 1: I moved back to New York October, fully intending to
32:58
Speaker 1: live in l A and New York have that life style,
33:00
Speaker 1: but COVID was like, what are you doing? So I
33:02
Speaker 1: had to move back into the home that I own
33:04
Speaker 1: in New York with my mom, my mother, and father,
33:07
Speaker 1: the child house I grew up in. And I haven't
33:09
Speaker 1: tried to sign a place until like now, I'm really trying.
33:12
Speaker 1: During I should have moved like when everybody was dying,
33:15
Speaker 1: because the rent was like three bedroom and now they're
33:20
Speaker 1: like three bedroom, five grand. What I will bury my mom,
33:25
Speaker 1: we'll live together, matching plots. I will never move. I'm
33:28
Speaker 1: not paying my grand rent. So I don't understand what
33:31
Speaker 1: iving to live in New York? What the hell? I know?
33:34
Speaker 1: I know, and I the York right now. People left
33:37
Speaker 1: New York and I left Cali for everywhere else because
33:39
Speaker 1: now you with this, you don't have to live anywhere.
33:42
Speaker 1: You can live wherever you can, where you where you're comfortable,
33:44
Speaker 1: where you're comfortable. So I live in the Bronx because
33:47
Speaker 1: I just, you know, had to. And now that we're
33:49
Speaker 1: allowed to live our lives again, I'm looking for a
33:51
Speaker 1: place with you know, and I don't know whether I
33:54
Speaker 1: want to buy. There's nothing to buy. If I wanted
33:56
Speaker 1: to buy, ain't nothing, ain't nothing exists. New York State
34:00
Speaker 1: lations got sold up. I know they are. They're investing
34:03
Speaker 1: all and now we can regular folks can't buy, so
34:05
Speaker 1: they want to hold up all these investing properties. It's
34:07
Speaker 1: stuck right now. So my next step in like every
34:10
Speaker 1: day for me, is a mystery. I have no idea
34:12
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen day to day. You better move to
34:14
Speaker 1: the mecca. You better move to the mecca of Atlanta.
34:18
Speaker 1: There's no room for me. If one's fall apart, it's
34:23
Speaker 1: gonna fall apart. There's no there's nowhere to go there.
34:27
Speaker 1: And I thought about it because I want to be
34:29
Speaker 1: around my people, But I'm like where And the crime
34:33
Speaker 1: on guys, y'all crime stories are making me cry daily.
34:36
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Now, you said, you said you wanted to
34:39
Speaker 1: do Heroin like living with your mama? Is that like
34:42
Speaker 1: the two grown women in the same house. You know what,
34:45
Speaker 1: you know what it is. I haven't lived at home
34:47
Speaker 1: for twenty years, so my mom don't know. Yes, you
34:52
Speaker 1: don't know me. You don't know that I like Scotch
34:54
Speaker 1: at night and I smoke weed sociality. You don't know
34:57
Speaker 1: any of this. So when I moved back home and
34:59
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm going through the kitchen, She's on the
35:01
Speaker 1: cork and she hears me in the kitchen, and she
35:04
Speaker 1: can tell when I'm pouring kool aid or pouring pepsi
35:07
Speaker 1: or pouring real ship. She can tell by the sound
35:10
Speaker 1: of the liquid hit the glast that I'm drinking again.
35:14
Speaker 1: And I was like, she finally trying to ask me, like, Jackie,
35:17
Speaker 1: is not even noon. And I'm like, Mommy, I am
35:19
Speaker 1: what I'm a forty eight nine fifty. You're lucky I'm
35:22
Speaker 1: not doing coke in front of you. So you have
35:28
Speaker 1: to realize when you move back home, your family don't
35:30
Speaker 1: know you at all, joint secretly. And my mom's in
35:38
Speaker 1: the bathroom. What's that smell? What's what are you doing?
35:41
Speaker 1: You smell? You smell smoke. And I'm like, now, your
35:46
Speaker 1: mom is Jamaican, she know what you smell it. And
35:49
Speaker 1: I didn't denying you know what it is. I'm in
35:55
Speaker 1: here watching a TV in my any bitty bedroom. Of
35:58
Speaker 1: course I'm hot, all right. They just gotta escape Okay,
36:04
Speaker 1: so technically how long if you've been doing comedy, then
36:07
Speaker 1: it'll be seventeen years and yeah you've been at this, yeah,
36:12
Speaker 1: I mean at this uh grinding. But in the last
36:16
Speaker 1: since I moved left l A to come to New York,
36:19
Speaker 1: a lot of things I've had on my vision board,
36:21
Speaker 1: let's have happened. All I did was make a change.
36:24
Speaker 1: Sometimes people gotta package it and try something different. And
36:27
Speaker 1: as I have moved back to New York, the bookings
36:30
Speaker 1: I wasn't getting are happening, the special, the tour and
36:33
Speaker 1: talent one after the other. Because I was in l
36:36
Speaker 1: A and board and like, how can I get my
36:37
Speaker 1: career moved? And then I moved And that's how things
36:41
Speaker 1: are way better now than it used to be. Thank God.
36:44
Speaker 1: What advice would you have for like some young people,
36:47
Speaker 1: young women, especially because comedy is a male dominated industry,
36:51
Speaker 1: So what advice would you have for young women trying
36:53
Speaker 1: to be out there in the world. You gotta have
36:56
Speaker 1: fixed skin because these comics, whatever race they are, it
37:00
Speaker 1: will say things around you, in front of you and
37:02
Speaker 1: to you. They'll make you be like where is HR?
37:05
Speaker 1: And they're like this your eight? No HR? So you
37:08
Speaker 1: gotta get some six skin, because they're gonna try you,
37:11
Speaker 1: they're gonna challenge you, they're gonna hit on you. It's all.
37:15
Speaker 1: You're got to be comfortable being a woman who knows
37:17
Speaker 1: who she is and what she wants and and treatment
37:19
Speaker 1: like your colleagues, not like you know, I'm a girl
37:22
Speaker 1: and all these boys be like, hey, we're doing and
37:25
Speaker 1: we're all doing this together. We found and that makes
37:28
Speaker 1: men respect you when you're like, hey, I'm one of y'all,
37:31
Speaker 1: and nobody fucking and nobody who's stealing, and nobody whatever.
37:34
Speaker 1: We in this together. And when they get an idea,
37:37
Speaker 1: you know. And and I'm one of those where I don't.
37:40
Speaker 1: I don't get this to share a lot. But I'm like,
37:42
Speaker 1: and if you are a woman in comedy and you
37:43
Speaker 1: want to start the business, this whole thing is, you know,
37:46
Speaker 1: don't date comics, don't whatever. I'm like, I'm a woman.
37:49
Speaker 1: I look at these male comics as men first, and
37:53
Speaker 1: then you know, and if you're a ground up you
37:54
Speaker 1: should be able to do date and whatever whoever you
37:57
Speaker 1: want and not have druma. So if you're a female
38:00
Speaker 1: wants to be in the world of comedy, have thick skins.
38:03
Speaker 1: Know how to make your own decisions. Ignore the opinions
38:06
Speaker 1: and the veterans opinions. It doesn't apply to your life.
38:09
Speaker 1: You know what to take and to apply to you
38:11
Speaker 1: and what to be like as you dog. But this
38:13
Speaker 1: is this is my world, and focus on the funny
38:16
Speaker 1: because you are going to be objectified, discriminated against. All
38:20
Speaker 1: things are gonna happen to you. And if you are
38:22
Speaker 1: want to break down with the first or second or eleventh,
38:25
Speaker 1: you know whatever, You're not gonna make it. You gotta
38:27
Speaker 1: have thick skin. You gotta be a bad bitch to
38:29
Speaker 1: do this. What about when you happen to have to
38:32
Speaker 1: smack somebody right quick? What do you mean, like literally
38:36
Speaker 1: to smack another comedian? And you know what, for some reason,
38:40
Speaker 1: or maybe I know the reason, I don't attract that
38:42
Speaker 1: kind of attention. I do attract people who are supportive
38:45
Speaker 1: and respectful because I am that way, and people know that.
38:48
Speaker 1: I think they know low key like I'm from the Bronx.
38:50
Speaker 1: I'm not really, I'm not a pussy, but I'm also
38:53
Speaker 1: I don't but I don't. I don't get challenge. I
38:55
Speaker 1: don't do the challenge, and I'm in this for fun.
38:57
Speaker 1: I want to make money, make you make lay these laughs,
39:00
Speaker 1: by myself, a house, marrying my fiance. I just wanted
39:04
Speaker 1: the simple, you know, luxuries. So nobody's test me because
39:07
Speaker 1: you know, they don't feel like they need to. And
39:09
Speaker 1: if they did, I'm prepared. Now. You told one joke,
39:13
Speaker 1: and you was like in my twenties and thirties, if
39:16
Speaker 1: someone said, hey, you gotta suck a dick to get ahead,
39:18
Speaker 1: you would have been like, no, I'm a woman of integrity.
39:21
Speaker 1: And then you said, now, well whose though, So my
39:32
Speaker 1: question is have you sucked any dick to get ahead?
39:35
Speaker 1: No one I did. I did fool around with one
39:41
Speaker 1: thinking that it would help, and when it was done,
39:43
Speaker 1: he said, girl, you bet on the wrong horse. I
39:45
Speaker 1: have no power. Damn. He was a friend of mine.
39:49
Speaker 1: He is a friend. So it wasn't like suck this
39:52
Speaker 1: get a movie. It was somebody who was more advanced
39:55
Speaker 1: than me in this world. And we were friends and
39:57
Speaker 1: hanging down one thing left to another, and after we over,
40:00
Speaker 1: I'm like, So he was like, I ain't get no help.
40:02
Speaker 1: I can't help any any help with guta himself. This
40:06
Speaker 1: is like a decade ago. But I have never I've
40:08
Speaker 1: never even and I'm not gonna lie. Part of me
40:10
Speaker 1: is like I wish I had been offered. No, won't
40:11
Speaker 1: even offer me. Now I'm like maybe, I'm like I
40:16
Speaker 1: am wron don't assume that I'm gonna be like, oh,
40:19
Speaker 1: I'm so offended. I'm going to sue you. I'm like, hey,
40:22
Speaker 1: what movie is it? That's what's up. That's why I like, Okay,
40:27
Speaker 1: I don't want to correlate the two. But I've met
40:29
Speaker 1: people with power and I've been you know. Part of
40:32
Speaker 1: me is like, I mean, if we're both single, or
40:35
Speaker 1: we can keep this quiet, you never know. I never
40:39
Speaker 1: have and was like I was open maybe if it
40:41
Speaker 1: was a really good opportunity. But now no one ever,
40:44
Speaker 1: no one ever hung was at me that way. They
40:46
Speaker 1: know they're gonna get a No, I didn't have one.
40:50
Speaker 1: I had one. I remember he was playing around. He
40:53
Speaker 1: was a producer on some TV show, a popular one,
40:55
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, watch I had and he
40:57
Speaker 1: gave me your role on it. I'm real quick speaking
40:59
Speaker 1: you row and then he was like I'm like, hey,
41:02
Speaker 1: how about a regular I want to be on it
41:03
Speaker 1: all the time. He's like, well, how about a hand job?
41:06
Speaker 1: And I'm like he was yeah, I was like, and
41:09
Speaker 1: I said to him, I was like, first of all,
41:10
Speaker 1: I'm not saying no, but I need to sign the contract,
41:13
Speaker 1: get a call time, and actually get the deal done.
41:16
Speaker 1: And then I'll do I'm to give your hands out
41:18
Speaker 1: in the back of this sing car and I leave
41:20
Speaker 1: here and nothing happens. Yeah, I need a contract sign
41:24
Speaker 1: and the agent was involved and closed the deal, and
41:27
Speaker 1: now I'll be like he was a nice creep. He
41:30
Speaker 1: just asked for a hand job. Hand job, and I
41:32
Speaker 1: was like, the way he asked for all was so
41:34
Speaker 1: like whack. I was like, I could you have some
41:36
Speaker 1: more swaggle with that? I'd have done it. But did
41:39
Speaker 1: he get to a roll? Did he get no? No? No? Nothing?
41:42
Speaker 1: I wrapped. I said no. He was like all right, No,
41:45
Speaker 1: I was We weren't really serious because we're friends. But
41:48
Speaker 1: even though part of him like five percent like would
41:50
Speaker 1: you no, you know, they definitely with everything going off,
41:59
Speaker 1: and then like I was kidding, that's why, that's why
42:02
Speaker 1: your man don't never want you to have guys guys
42:04
Speaker 1: as friends. Girl. He's so jealous. But I've learned how
42:09
Speaker 1: to maneuver. I know how to get around that. I
42:11
Speaker 1: just lie to him. Now it's easy. I used to
42:14
Speaker 1: be I used to be an honesty girl. My ex husband,
42:17
Speaker 1: I told him everything in the courtship part in the beginning,
42:21
Speaker 1: when I tell you that all that ship came back
42:23
Speaker 1: and made me in the ass, I adn't tell him nothing.
42:26
Speaker 1: Ever again, I'm like, how was inviting it? Because the
42:31
Speaker 1: first one, when I told him everything, he used it
42:34
Speaker 1: against me in arguments, and that was part of why
42:36
Speaker 1: we got divorced. That that was the part of our demands.
42:39
Speaker 1: So that's yeah, if you not love that, I used
42:46
Speaker 1: to do that. I don't do that anymore, but you so,
42:50
Speaker 1: But don't assign that to yourself. You probably did it before,
42:54
Speaker 1: but that's like that that was a characteristic of yours.
42:57
Speaker 1: Don't say that. Okay, no I did that, but I've
43:01
Speaker 1: done that. You've done it. Yes, I believe everyone's done it.
43:04
Speaker 1: But in the way they try to make it like
43:06
Speaker 1: women just always throwing up men's vulnerabilities in their faces.
43:10
Speaker 1: It's not true. I've never been a man. I've never
43:14
Speaker 1: been up with a man who didn't you tell them
43:16
Speaker 1: some ship. In the midst of an argument, they're saying,
43:18
Speaker 1: that's craziest ship back to you, Like, yeah, clay to
43:22
Speaker 1: win the argument, like what I'm living, Like, what about
43:25
Speaker 1: that time where on Friday you came home from work
43:28
Speaker 1: and didn't wash the pussy again to a Monday morning
43:32
Speaker 1: shut up like like my shrong. Yeah, because they love
43:43
Speaker 1: nasty ass like that, like they'd be liking you sweat
43:45
Speaker 1: they wanted from the gym, just nasty exactly down all day. Yeah, yeah,
43:54
Speaker 1: like got watching me. I feel clammy. They wanted girl.
43:59
Speaker 1: I just I just figure and then I'm not trying
44:02
Speaker 1: whether this is a healthy answer to it. But I
44:04
Speaker 1: just don't tell him my current anymore. It's just I
44:07
Speaker 1: rather not deal with it because I think that most
44:10
Speaker 1: men when they really when the men fall in love,
44:12
Speaker 1: and my opinion, they fall in love really hard. So
44:16
Speaker 1: the idea of you in the past, even even if
44:19
Speaker 1: he's a healthy guy mentally, he's still like so I
44:22
Speaker 1: told this guy when we started getting serious, I'm like, look,
44:25
Speaker 1: whatever I did before you, it's none of your business.
44:28
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna discuss it. You go hold it against me.
44:30
Speaker 1: If we come across the dude that I whatever in
44:32
Speaker 1: the past, I'm gonna let you know maybe or may not,
44:36
Speaker 1: but it's nothing to do with you and now I
44:38
Speaker 1: got a gang because my last selectionship, he fucking he
44:41
Speaker 1: hated the fact that I had a life before him
44:44
Speaker 1: and during him, and yeah we we didn't. Oh aries
44:49
Speaker 1: both of them aries the arias and the new husband's areas.
44:52
Speaker 1: So they're both a little bit psychoed to me. I
44:55
Speaker 1: I gotta figure that out. I ain't gotta figure it
44:58
Speaker 1: out yet. Is it okay for him to have female friends?
45:02
Speaker 1: Oh before, I'm not gonna lie my current fiance. He's
45:10
Speaker 1: so fine that I'm a little I probably would be
45:13
Speaker 1: jealous about it. I'm not. I'm I'm not a jealous
45:16
Speaker 1: person where you can't live your life. But he likes
45:19
Speaker 1: to walk around with a tank top. But he's real tall,
45:21
Speaker 1: he's a good looking. But it's a little bit more
45:23
Speaker 1: understanding when they find right. It's when you like, lower
45:26
Speaker 1: your standards for a nigger, and he's still do a
45:28
Speaker 1: little shit like if you find right. But if you're
45:33
Speaker 1: ugli have friends that are women, I'm like, I'm like,
45:40
Speaker 1: I don't know if that you can have. I gotta
45:42
Speaker 1: know her and be around them. You can't like. And
45:44
Speaker 1: that's another thing I had to change. I had to
45:46
Speaker 1: change how I handle my friendship with men because I
45:50
Speaker 1: prior to him, I was kind of like, I'll do
45:51
Speaker 1: what I want to do, hang out who I want
45:53
Speaker 1: to hang out. But now I really care about this
45:54
Speaker 1: guy's feelings. So my text messages have just gotten appropriate.
45:58
Speaker 1: Like in the last week, you would go through my phone.
46:01
Speaker 1: You'll be proud of me. You're like, you are really
46:04
Speaker 1: growing up. Now there's no there's no you up. There's
46:06
Speaker 1: no happy birthday, and there's no you had congrass all
46:09
Speaker 1: that with guy that talked before. All good or at
46:12
Speaker 1: least the two. They're too far down to scroll. You
46:13
Speaker 1: can't get him anymore. You'll be like my ex and
46:17
Speaker 1: this nigger was all the way back and my goddamn
46:19
Speaker 1: Facebook two two thousand nine, I don't even know he
46:22
Speaker 1: existed at the time. Every now then they no snoop
46:27
Speaker 1: and they will ask you questions and I'm like, how
46:29
Speaker 1: the hell where do you get that question from? How
46:31
Speaker 1: do you hope by that? Because they're snooping, but they're
46:35
Speaker 1: two jobs to hide it. Well, they don't hide this
46:37
Speaker 1: and they don't want they don't want you to know
46:39
Speaker 1: that they actually snoop and men snoop them. Look, they
46:43
Speaker 1: looked through all your ship, I said, I see him
46:45
Speaker 1: over my shoulder. You six floor, I'm five for I'll
46:48
Speaker 1: be on my phone and I can feel your fucking
46:50
Speaker 1: breath right here. And just like trying to look and
46:53
Speaker 1: not look. There's the nosiest. And I'm very good at
46:57
Speaker 1: not being nosy anymore because I feel like when you
46:59
Speaker 1: search a snoop, you find every every time you find
47:04
Speaker 1: a family in Virginia, I don't look until I'm ready
47:07
Speaker 1: to leave. When I when I when I ready to
47:09
Speaker 1: leave you, I'm going through all your ship looking for
47:11
Speaker 1: a reason, and I'm I don't want to read and
47:16
Speaker 1: find out or look about looking exactly what I'm ready like.
47:20
Speaker 1: I'm like you, I'm like, I'm getting bored with this guy.
47:22
Speaker 1: Let's see what you're doing. I win. I'm the same
47:26
Speaker 1: way I look. I'm a incriminating evidence. How did you
47:32
Speaker 1: come up with the name? Men? Applause? I was doing
47:35
Speaker 1: a show on Rhode Island and I was having a
47:38
Speaker 1: hot flash on stage sweating and told the audience, Hey,
47:40
Speaker 1: that's how you guys know I may get undressed. Congratulations
47:44
Speaker 1: and you're welcome because I have sweats and this guy
47:47
Speaker 1: in the backside of clapping and I said, why am
47:49
Speaker 1: the hell are you clapping? And he said, I'm giving
47:52
Speaker 1: you men applause. So I said, I am taking that
47:56
Speaker 1: name and not giving you a goddamn doctor man name.
48:03
Speaker 1: That was nice. So okay. Speaking to women who are like,
48:10
Speaker 1: we're a little bit younger, but we ain't that far
48:12
Speaker 1: from menopause, what is that like? I don't, well, this
48:20
Speaker 1: is my first time probably admitting it, but I haven't
48:22
Speaker 1: had my period now and about well over a year.
48:25
Speaker 1: I think my body is probably in the next phase
48:28
Speaker 1: of life. It's if there's no way to compare it,
48:32
Speaker 1: because there's no comparison. Everybody's body is different. You might
48:35
Speaker 1: have hot flashes, you might have nothing, you might have
48:37
Speaker 1: vaginal dryness, you might be normal. Thank god, all I
48:40
Speaker 1: have or hot flashes and sweat a little bit. Vagina
48:44
Speaker 1: is still very much And so it's really there's no
48:51
Speaker 1: way to predict what will happen to you? Is it
48:52
Speaker 1: depends on your diet, Like if you're somebody who drinks
48:54
Speaker 1: a lot, you make up when you drink alcohol, it
48:56
Speaker 1: makes it worse. And I keep forgetting, you know, I'll
48:59
Speaker 1: have a glass of wine and then have my name
49:02
Speaker 1: announced and then get on stage and be like, why
49:04
Speaker 1: but I feel faint? How are you forgetting change? Okay,
49:11
Speaker 1: so it's it's your Your diet helps. They're ways to
49:14
Speaker 1: come to fix it or to manage it. But everyally
49:16
Speaker 1: I'm still learning. I'm new to it, and I know
49:18
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking. I'm not on any kind of drug prescriptions.
49:21
Speaker 1: I don't want to be, so I got to look
49:23
Speaker 1: for the natural remedies. So far, all I'm doing and
49:25
Speaker 1: suffering but playing a natural ways to fix this. You
49:29
Speaker 1: don't do any sufflashes saying I just vitamins and hair pills.
49:33
Speaker 1: That's it. I need to I need to try hard.
49:36
Speaker 1: I'm not trying because it doesn't happen. You're okay, okay
49:39
Speaker 1: more more more. Honestly, I have lost weight with the
49:43
Speaker 1: sweating all the time, and maybe I'm low key happy
49:45
Speaker 1: with it because I sweat a lot and not in
49:50
Speaker 1: a way where it's gross. But you know, my clothes
49:52
Speaker 1: are looser, so that's where at night under the sheets
49:55
Speaker 1: or whatever, and I'm all it and that's water being
49:58
Speaker 1: lost and the majority is looser. So I think I
50:01
Speaker 1: want to, like wait till i'm down more kep more
50:02
Speaker 1: found twenty five pounds. I'm gonna I'm gonna look for
50:09
Speaker 1: something until man, I'm I'm gonna put it out. All right, Well,
50:12
Speaker 1: let me tell you, you can't be uh leaving there
50:14
Speaker 1: pussy on clean for the whole weekend. If you sweat
50:17
Speaker 1: like that, you know I really had more clothes, you said,
50:21
Speaker 1: the whole week, every one day. And he don't be
50:24
Speaker 1: showering either. You meet him funking together. That's love right there,
50:29
Speaker 1: That love which one of us think, don't matter. Baby,
50:35
Speaker 1: we love each other. But you had to go up
50:40
Speaker 1: stopballers time, yall, y'all, we're gonna have to break right quick.
50:45
Speaker 1: When we come back, we're gonna see if Jackie has
50:48
Speaker 1: a dumb bitch story for us. Okay, dumb bitch stories,
50:54
Speaker 1: so because we've all been a dumb bitch at least
50:57
Speaker 1: once or twice, all right, so we have this segment.
51:02
Speaker 1: It's called dumb bit story, and um, it's where you
51:06
Speaker 1: are one of us share time where we got played
51:09
Speaker 1: by a man, typically like where you were a dumb
51:12
Speaker 1: bitch for a guy. Oh god, I don't even Oh
51:20
Speaker 1: this story is so embarrassing. But I was, I was
51:24
Speaker 1: beyond lived, but I was I was a dumb bitch.
51:27
Speaker 1: Who else dumb. Okay um, I'm trying to figure OTW
51:32
Speaker 1: Can I tell the story and not incriminate who with it?
51:33
Speaker 1: Who who's in the story with me? No? No, he
51:40
Speaker 1: deserves it, but I won't bother I. I went on
51:44
Speaker 1: a trip with a guy and we were all we
51:49
Speaker 1: were only friends. They do different rooms, and when we
51:53
Speaker 1: got there, he kind of disappeared because he Originally I
51:56
Speaker 1: guess he had let a girl know who lived in
51:59
Speaker 1: the state and he was gonna be there, so he
52:02
Speaker 1: was in this room. I remember I heard him in
52:05
Speaker 1: his room through the wall, sucking the girl and he
52:08
Speaker 1: went there to go that he arranged to visit when
52:10
Speaker 1: he came to the state, and it was just me
52:13
Speaker 1: this being mad, like why would you. We're not a couple,
52:17
Speaker 1: so you ain't gotta do a whole bunch of hiding.
52:19
Speaker 1: But in his mind it's for him. It was better
52:21
Speaker 1: for him to just be deceitful and hide rather than
52:23
Speaker 1: be like, hey, Jackie, I'm gonna go, but I got
52:25
Speaker 1: this girl waiting for me. I've been like, hey, cool,
52:28
Speaker 1: you know that's how we get down. But I heard
52:30
Speaker 1: them through the wall, fucking I lost my ship, tried
52:33
Speaker 1: to and I heard her sneak out the door that
52:36
Speaker 1: they were adjoining rooms, and I opened the hotel room
52:39
Speaker 1: door with the intention of going out there to kill her,
52:41
Speaker 1: to murder her, him, everyone on that floor. But you
52:45
Speaker 1: know that you know that that the wall locked on
52:47
Speaker 1: the hotel door, that you don't move it aside you
52:49
Speaker 1: came open the door. I was like, when I had
52:52
Speaker 1: that lockday, I was too mad to move the lock open.
52:57
Speaker 1: So the rest of the weekend I was like, you
53:00
Speaker 1: are a piece of ship. But I but I'm a
53:02
Speaker 1: dumb I should not have gone because I'm lying in
53:05
Speaker 1: that I had feelings for this guy. I lied to
53:07
Speaker 1: him to I didn't. I wanted to go on this
53:09
Speaker 1: trip and make it a romantic knowing god fully well
53:13
Speaker 1: he cannot do that, does not want to. But I
53:15
Speaker 1: went on this trip thinking that he would change and
53:18
Speaker 1: we've become this couple, or at least couple for the weekend.
53:21
Speaker 1: But instead we went got on a plane, went to
53:23
Speaker 1: the state. He found the girl fun through in the
53:25
Speaker 1: adjoining room. I heard the whole thing. I tried to
53:28
Speaker 1: kill him and her. He was like, why are you mad?
53:32
Speaker 1: And from that point on, I was kind of like
53:35
Speaker 1: realizing that was my that was my last, real, real,
53:38
Speaker 1: real dumb bitch moment, and that was only it might
53:41
Speaker 1: have been five years ago, it wasn't that long ago. See,
53:44
Speaker 1: that was my dumb bitch moment. Get on an airplane
53:45
Speaker 1: with a guy who did not want me picking He
53:48
Speaker 1: went when we got there, that's dumb. And then you know,
53:51
Speaker 1: that was my last example of extra dumb bitch behavior.
53:55
Speaker 1: So were you and this guy intimate at all before
53:57
Speaker 1: you wanted this trip? We were buddies, Okay, that's what
54:00
Speaker 1: I wanted to ye like, I was trying understand what
54:04
Speaker 1: it feeling it right back, and we were buddy for
54:06
Speaker 1: a long time, reliable blood funk by the friendship first
54:11
Speaker 1: fucking every now and then. So we had this trip
54:14
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, we're gonna go on the trip
54:15
Speaker 1: and be this fi, gonna our lives away and have
54:18
Speaker 1: a great time. But he was like, I'm a boat
54:20
Speaker 1: on this trip. I'm don't suck you too. I'm gonna
54:23
Speaker 1: suck her and I'm gonna su her. I'm gonna find her.
54:26
Speaker 1: He had y'all fu on the trip at all. No, no, no,
54:29
Speaker 1: it was complete drama. Me like I want I wish
54:33
Speaker 1: he would die. It was the worst. Well, I feel
54:35
Speaker 1: like he was wrong. Why would if you having titches
54:38
Speaker 1: to fund somebody else, don't bring your funk buddy, Like
54:40
Speaker 1: I feel like he was wrong for that. He was wrong,
54:43
Speaker 1: he was I was wrong, I was dumb, and he
54:45
Speaker 1: was wrong. It was all a cluster from the beginning.
54:48
Speaker 1: Then the whole thing wasn't mess. You know, I should
54:50
Speaker 1: have realized, Jackie, this guy is fun buddy in l A.
54:53
Speaker 1: Leave him there. Don't get on the airplane with the
54:55
Speaker 1: fun buddy because there's no commitment. There's no respect, you know,
54:58
Speaker 1: when we get there and then to have the talk.
55:00
Speaker 1: We're buddies. You don't really have to have a talk
55:02
Speaker 1: your buddies. But I realized you gotta have a talk
55:04
Speaker 1: with everybody had over communications. How you have success in romance, commitment,
55:11
Speaker 1: sexual only you know, fun buddy friend, You gotta have
55:14
Speaker 1: communication so you know where you're so you're on the
55:15
Speaker 1: same page. Right, So y'all, y'all did go like on
55:19
Speaker 1: this trip, right? You ain't pay for the hotel room
55:21
Speaker 1: for him to yeah, okay, okay, so it was a
55:27
Speaker 1: work trip, so we we earned money while we were there.
55:31
Speaker 1: Be there. Okay, that's kind. But but I chose him
55:35
Speaker 1: because I was the headliner, thinking, okay, I'll bring him.
55:37
Speaker 1: He's amazingly funny, but he's a print, so that's okay. Yeah,
55:43
Speaker 1: you out the show my nigga stage. No, he did
55:48
Speaker 1: the show. He was mediover because he was an asshole.
55:51
Speaker 1: The owner was like, your friend, he's has attitude and
55:54
Speaker 1: he's not a really nice guy, but he's funny and
55:57
Speaker 1: that's all that matters. But it's over. I learned from
55:59
Speaker 1: that point on. I ain't talked to him or seeing
56:01
Speaker 1: them pretty much since then. It's kind of, you know,
56:04
Speaker 1: severed our friendship, but we're not cool anymore because of that,
56:07
Speaker 1: And I'm like, why did he suck it out? He
56:08
Speaker 1: was going so well, that's what That's why I'm more mad.
56:11
Speaker 1: I'm more mad that we had a cool fuck buddy
56:14
Speaker 1: thing and it was fun for years and had my
56:16
Speaker 1: reason to end, but because he's a dick, it ended.
56:19
Speaker 1: Let me tell you why I ended, Because you wouldn't
56:21
Speaker 1: like with your fiance right now if you were still
56:23
Speaker 1: sucking your fun buddy. Oh look at you. That's Jesus,
56:27
Speaker 1: that's great. You're right. I believe you. If I didn't
56:31
Speaker 1: have to learn to let that guy go through painful experiences,
56:34
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, Okay, maybe I'm ready for actual
56:37
Speaker 1: respect and love now. And now you gotta go through
56:40
Speaker 1: a lot of frogs to get your care. Have to.
56:44
Speaker 1: We'll choosing you don't have to be sometimes you gotta learn,
56:47
Speaker 1: get the rough lesson. You gotta go. You feel that's
56:50
Speaker 1: so good sometimes, ain't it the hurt? We feel it's
56:53
Speaker 1: so good, So gus the pain. And then and you
56:59
Speaker 1: know why, I'm gonna be real with you, because I'm
57:01
Speaker 1: all about truth now. I did him again after that weekend.
57:05
Speaker 1: I know you did, We know you did. We we knew.
57:12
Speaker 1: It's never the dumbest story is never over. And at
57:15
Speaker 1: the end of the store, etcetera, like like, you give
57:22
Speaker 1: y'all some dumb bitch grace then. But I don't feel
57:29
Speaker 1: any shame, really, I was kind of like, hey, I
57:31
Speaker 1: was making decisions based on my I believe that you
57:34
Speaker 1: make potensions based on where you are self esteem wives
57:37
Speaker 1: in your life period. I always said that that felt
57:41
Speaker 1: low and hungry and thirsty, and I'm like, whatever, please anything,
57:44
Speaker 1: And I picked him because I was there. I would
57:47
Speaker 1: never I wouldn't consider it now at all. But you
57:49
Speaker 1: want you date where you are, exactly where you are
57:51
Speaker 1: whatever date means to you. You date where you are. Yeah. Yeah,
57:55
Speaker 1: And when you're feeling like you the ship, niggas can
57:58
Speaker 1: never see your pussy. No, y'all, just get a migrator.
58:04
Speaker 1: I don't even want to be hugging When I feel
58:06
Speaker 1: like I'm the ship. I'm like, Hey, let's pumping outright,
58:09
Speaker 1: monkey playing back. That's why I was selling niggas all
58:12
Speaker 1: we can anything. You can try to damp me or
58:14
Speaker 1: hug me monkey pox. Hey, that's all I got for you. Yeah,
58:24
Speaker 1: you can't even touch my elbow, nigga. If you want
58:28
Speaker 1: to keep a cold like many salute, but don't touch me.
58:41
Speaker 1: Don't touch me. Don't touch me. Jab Tell everybody where
58:47
Speaker 1: they can find your one hour special and everything that
58:50
Speaker 1: you're doing. Go to my website at Jackie Fabulous dot com.
58:54
Speaker 1: Allegation like like Comedy Special, Menoplause and comedy album is
58:59
Speaker 1: also called Menopause, said both out on my website. You
59:01
Speaker 1: can get it everywhere, So go to Jackie Capulous dot com.
59:04
Speaker 1: It will lead you to the world of me. My
59:06
Speaker 1: next show days coming up, uh the album the Special.
59:10
Speaker 1: I'll be at the DC Comedy law. It's my first
59:12
Speaker 1: or the third, and that's really it. I had fun later.
59:15
Speaker 1: I rarely get to do these with black women. I
59:18
Speaker 1: miss you white always want me on the podcast. I
59:21
Speaker 1: want more podcasts like that. Ye come back then that
59:26
Speaker 1: wants some black people. Oh yeah, and she's at Jackie
59:29
Speaker 1: Fabulous on Instagram. I don't know if you told everything. Yeah,
59:31
Speaker 1: y'all follow y'all yep, yep, yep. Yeah. You ever coming
59:34
Speaker 1: down to Charlotte or Charleston. We need to come see
59:38
Speaker 1: I did. I did the Comedy House before COVID. Is
59:41
Speaker 1: that South Caroline? That's Columbia, South Carolina. Yeah, yeah, I
59:45
Speaker 1: was there, but I'm I'm touring. The tour days are
59:48
Speaker 1: coming up because you know, the special or whatever and
59:50
Speaker 1: things come up in the future, so I'll be on
59:52
Speaker 1: tour more. But I want the South and black folks.
59:54
Speaker 1: I've been doing more of that and I love it
59:56
Speaker 1: and I want more. So Yeah, because they're gonna have it.
59:59
Speaker 1: They're gonna have a grill outside the comedy house with
1:00:02
Speaker 1: the ship and chicken. That was fine. I loved it
1:00:07
Speaker 1: that when I was there, so I look more to more. Yeah,
1:00:10
Speaker 1: we appreciate you. Come back and see us. Okay, lad
1:00:15
Speaker 1: you think you had a great time, a lot of
1:00:16
Speaker 1: honest discussion, and I hope I was get in trouble
1:00:19
Speaker 1: after all this. Yeah, just tell your nigga, don't listen
1:00:21
Speaker 1: to this episode. Nothing. I'd be like he'd been like
1:00:25
Speaker 1: working on I'm like nowhere. I don't like nowhere nowhere.
1:00:29
Speaker 1: I'm in front of you right now. My next nigger
1:00:34
Speaker 1: gotta be able to deal with this ship. Listen, I
1:00:36
Speaker 1: explaining a motherfucking thing. Okay, you know what my guys
1:00:41
Speaker 1: now he's done on social media. That's why I'm marrying him.
1:00:43
Speaker 1: You know you don't, but you don't like all this
1:00:45
Speaker 1: stuff When you got a guy was like I don't
1:00:47
Speaker 1: do that. I'm like, oh, I mean couple now, But
1:00:51
Speaker 1: then I don't like people who don't have a blue
1:00:54
Speaker 1: like a little footprint online. Now I need to be
1:00:56
Speaker 1: able to see what the funk you got going on?
1:00:58
Speaker 1: How you interact a little bit it somebody. Some people
1:01:01
Speaker 1: really don't want to do it, though, And when I
1:01:03
Speaker 1: meet that, I get it. I understand why, Like I
1:01:05
Speaker 1: kind of respect that I can't do it now, but
1:01:08
Speaker 1: you know when because you know, if I'm if I'm
1:01:11
Speaker 1: jealous and he's fine Instagram, right, keep it real facts, okay,
1:01:21
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1:02:00
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