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Disney Jail Is Real · Nick and Kristen in the Podcast

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  Welcome to the Nick and Kristen in the podcast.
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  It's going to be an exciting Tuesday, everyone.
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  We're Nick and Kristen. We're the married show.
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  Married Podcast. Married podcast.
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  We have a 7 year old daughter and now you know everything
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  about us. Isn't that nice?
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  Pretty much. So we're going to talk about a
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  Wellness check today that turned out to be awesome.
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  We're going to read some of your Facebook comments about the
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  question about the incident that happened in your high school.
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  And then we're going to figure out why people are smuggling
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  their kids into Disneyland after one of the influencers.
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  Well, I guess they're wearing an influencer.
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  An influencer caught somebody smuggling someone in Disneyland.
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  So first I want to tell you about the Wellness check that
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  turned out to be awesome. So if you don't know what a
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  Wellness check is, it's when you can call like the police or
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  authorities or something like that to go and check on someone
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  that you haven't heard from in a while.
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  And it happened with this 91 year old grandmother.
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  Friends family hadn't heard from her in a while, a couple of
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  days. And so they did a Wellness
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  check, and when the police arrived, they found her in her
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  bedroom playing video games. Yes, I love that. 91 and she
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  said I was trying to beat my high score on this game and I
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  got distracted and didn't answer the phone when they called.
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  OK, what's the funniest video game she could be playing?
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  Oh man, it's got to be something old like Pong, right?
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  She's like, I've been trying to beat this.
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  Game. I feel like she's playing Grand
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  Theft Auto. That would be amazing.
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  She's like that one lady of the night, stole my money and had to
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  chase her down and hit her with my car.
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  That heifer owes me money. Yeah, no.
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  Yeah, like what is the worst video game?
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  And then a 91 year old could be playing.
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  I feel like that's it. Yeah, that's it.
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  Like the The Last of Us maybe. That's a dark one.
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  Yeah, that's a. Dark.
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  One like Call of Duty where she's.
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  Call of Duty she's playing Fortnite with all the other 10
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  year olds I. Know that was.
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  She's killing people right as they respond and just being a
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  jerk. I wanted to be Pong or Pac-Man,
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  like something you can't stop because like the games now you
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  can just pause if the phone rings.
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  That's true. But then you couldn't pause like
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  PAC. Man, Oh, it's got to be Tetris.
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  Then she's like, oh man. And then you get into the Tetris
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  high. I have to do it again.
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  Right now. And you can't stop because
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  you're in a groove. Yeah.
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  So that makes sense. All right.
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  Yeah, I like. It they told me about this, the
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  service that they have there that I thought was really cool
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  too as they were like discussing this whole thing.
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  There's a service that you can sign up for that will call you
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  every day to check on you. It's like an automated service
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  and it answers it's a robot or whatever and it goes how you
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  doing today and you either answer or you don't answer.
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  Well, they have an app for that. They have an app called like Are
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  you dead? And every day it sends you like
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  a push notification and it's like, hey, you dead.
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  And it's like you just say no. And then if you, I don't even
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  think it really matters what you push, but if you don't push it,
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  then it alerts authorities. Because I think this was in
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  China or yeah, in China, because they said that a lot of people
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  were living alone and that they're not getting married.
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  And like, so a lot of older people that are single that are
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  by themselves. And so they're using the Are You
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  Dead app. This is the Chattanooga,
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  Tennessee. So this is locally that they
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  have the service that. I like it.
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  And she missed a couple of those.
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  So that's. Why?
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  First you have to watch a Disney solitary ad and then they'll
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  come and help. Of course I threw this question
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  up on our Facebook page. What was the incident that
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  happened at your school? A lot of the answers were not
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  the answers I want to read on on this.
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  Podcast. I imagine a lot of them were
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  like the school prank or there. Was a couple of pranks and there
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  was more tragic than anything, of course, this one kid.
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  And that's where I like. That's the stories I have.
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  I know because there's like a lot of stabbings that yeah.
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  Once a year somebody died from not not their choice at my
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  school so. Yeah, there was a lot of parking
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  lot brawls that you're. Yes, there was several gun
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  incidents where they had to be escorted off and arrested and
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  terrible. Yeah.
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  So we won't talk about my school.
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  I wanted to see some fun stuff that happened at your school.
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  So. Mike Derose, I said.
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  A few members of our high school band got thrown out of Magic
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  Mountain in 1978 when we were there to perform for the Miss
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  California beauty pageant. Wow.
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  They decided to partially strip and frolic around in the water
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  features. Oh jeez, you can't do that.
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  Yeah, Mike Derose. Crazy.
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  I I don't know if I believe MM Derose commented like 3 times
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  and they were all pretty epic stories really and so I'm
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  starting as I read. Did you go to the Saved by the
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  Bell School Bayside High? Or something.
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  Wait, as I read that, I'm like, was that from a movie?
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  I know it feels like a. Movie right Mike's trying to
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  trying to prank me, but Jim Shepard said prank day consisted
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  of a teacher getting hit in the face with a cream pie.
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  The student was suspended for the year and then sued.
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  Last prank day we ever. Had OK, so how did the kid get
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  the cream pie? Nobody noticed a kid walking
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  around school with a cream pie. Maybe he was acting.
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  He was home economics back then. Maybe he was like this is my
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  favorite cream but never mind. I just, I look at that, well,
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  what was he sued for? Assault.
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  Probably assault. Yeah.
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  Probably got to be a student that everybody likes if you're
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  gonna hit your teacher. In the last strike, yeah.
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  We're gonna hit your teacher in the face with a pie.
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  Be the one they like. Yeah, exactly.
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  Don't. Be the one that they've been
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  muscling through the year during our senior celebration, says
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  Teresa. After graduation, we were on a
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  cruise to San Francisco Bay. A kid fell overboard into the
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  water. He was rescued and it was okay,
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  but ended the party early. That would put a dampering.
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  That's an epic trip. Yeah, it's like, right a cruise.
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  Little cruise on the San Francisco Bay, like a horn
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  blower cruise kind of thing. Yeah, that sounds amazing.
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  We had. That we had a end of the year
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  senior trip, but it was something we had to pay full
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  price for. So this gave us a discount.
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  But like everybody went at the same time.
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  Yeah, we went to Cancun. It was fine.
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  I don't remember that ever being a thing.
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  For me, it was a program that just came into our school.
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  Well, I know you're about to talk to somebody that that went
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  to school with me and so I'll save all of that for a second.
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  All right, Shannon Peterson. I mean, your names are on
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  Facebook. We went to the same high school,
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  Kristen. All I can think of is the
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  vegetable oil all over our building or Jamie not dating
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  Jordan. Jamie not dating Jordan and
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  that's how we get the Something corporate song.
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  Yeah, OK yeah. You went to a school where
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  famous people came out of one. Yeah, like 1.
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  And I'll. Let you respond so first of all,
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  I have no idea what she's talking about over the vegetable
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  oil I saw that on Facebook and she's like you probably know I'm
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  like no I have like 0 idea what you're talking about which just
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  kind of shows like how uncool I truly.
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  Was she was saying she was also uncool?
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  Well, we were uncool together because we were like in the same
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  kind of arts program. And I don't know if there was
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  tears of uncoolness in that. I think we all kind of were in
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  the same tear. But yes, like the Jamie and
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  Jordan thing, there was a guy that went to my school that went
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  on to be a musician and he wrote a song about a girl dating this
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  guy and it became like a song that was played on K Rock, which
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  was like a big deal at the time, back when K Rock was playing
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  like a local Southern California artists.
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  And so he kind of blew up and that was like a big thing.
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  I don't know. I know he's still performing but
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  under a different name now. But yes, I remember that being a
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  thing. I wouldn't say that was like the
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  incident that happened at our school, but it was a big thing.
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  Somebody broke up. Yeah, like it was like this epic
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  thing where I was like people talked about it a lot.
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  So I I I guess you could file that under incident.
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  What was the Did you look up the vegetable oil thing?
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  Has she explained the vegetable? Oil.
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  I have no idea what she's talking about.
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  Well, none. Shannon, we need more
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  explanation. I know, like, were you a part of
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  this? Like, did everyone get together
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  on Saturday and do something? Like, apparently not because she
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  didn't know either, or she heard about it or something.
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  Maybe she was. Maybe she was the one that
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  started. It I know, right?
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  Maybe it's the only thing she maybe she did it and wanted more
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  recognition. She's like, you know, everybody
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  says everybody was talking about the vegetable thing.
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  It's like, all right, Shannon. So I'm trying to make it a
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  thing. There was a picture that went
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  viral on Reddit. I'll show you right now if you
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  are watching it, if you look closely, there's a child behind
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  that mesh screen on the stroller.
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  And this is a influencer that took a picture of a parent going
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  into Disneyland. So there was a kid sitting in
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  front of this kid to kind of block.
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  The kid and if you don't know why they would do this, kids
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  under a certain age are free at Yeah, that's what I thought.
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  Like if you say, oh, I have this like newborn and I have a
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  stroller for them, you can get in for the price of the the
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  parents. But if you have a kid, older
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  kids smuggled in the stroller like you could get in, get them
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  in for free and I have to pay a full price.
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  It looked like a like a young kid though.
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  Yeah, it looked like a like a two or three.
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  Year old and I thought it was under 3.
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  What's the? Age oh, I think it's probably
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  like under 2. I I don't think it's for
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  toddlers. I think you'll pay full price
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  for a toddler. They'll check that kids.
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  ID well. Yeah, I know.
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  I mean, this is kind of what I was thinking.
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  I was like, first of all, like, I think it's a funny picture
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  because it is this idea of like, kids, kids being smuggled into
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  Disneyland. But like Disney people aren't
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  stupid. Like, do you think that they
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  don't check? Like you can see the kid?
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  Like you see a big bulge on the back of the, I mean, I guess you
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  had to shoot your shot. But the problem is Disney is
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  going to see that and then they're going to ban you.
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  They're not going to even let you in the park.
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  So why even try? Maybe they've gotten away with
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  it before, or maybe there's just one ad in the context.
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  Yes, I. Think it's out of context.
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  I think he's probably like just messing around.
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  He didn't. Think it was going to go viral?
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  He was just joking. Yeah, I think so.
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  But this brings up the Are you going to talk about the time we
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  almost got kicked out of Disneyland or we almost went to
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  Disney jail? I wasn't going to, but I was
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  going to turn this into where have you been smuggled?
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  Sure. We're talking about the Disney.
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  OK so Nick is is the worst strategizer because Disney has
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  undercover cops so I had. No idea.
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  Again, like you think you're smuggling your kid in, like
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  you're not okay. Like there's people watching all
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  the time at Disneyland. So like, I guarantee this person
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  didn't make it through the front gates, but there's all, there's
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  clothes planned, officers walking around.
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  At one point we had eight tickets to Disneyland and we
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  were trying to sell them and scalp them so that we could make
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  money for like when we went into the park, we got them free from
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  something. And I was going up to people in
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  line to buy the tickets going, hey, I know the price is 150,
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  but I'll give you 75. And they're like, oh, cool.
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  And I and I went, OK, here you go.
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  That's good. Nick in front of the entire
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  line, he goes, hey, I'm trying to sell 2 tickets over here.
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  And immediately somebody with a little Mickey earpiece comes in
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  and he goes, excuse me, Sir, can I see those tickets?
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  Because they were comp tickets. So you're technically not
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  supposed to sell them. But I was like, this guy's
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  getting a heck of a deal. I'm selling them for 75.
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  You're going to pay 150. I understand I got them for
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  free, but I'm making some Disney money.
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  I'm making some food money for the park.
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  And so Nick, like they confiscated the tickets and so
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  we lost $150.00 worth of money because I was going to sell them
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  for 75. And Nick has never been trusted
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  to do anything ever again. They have a little Disney ear
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  badge, I know. It was.
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  They flash it to you. It was almost worth it to see
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  the badge because yes, he was plain clothes and came out of
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  nowhere. Popped out his little Disney
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  badge which she like. You want to take them seriously,
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  but you can't. Yes, but it's the private
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  property they can pick. You out badge.
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  Has ears on it. No, I know it was.
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  Adorable. I was like, I bet people want
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  that badge. You know, it's not adorable
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  losing $150.00 that you could have spent on sure on some
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  Mickey ears and you lost it for us, you.
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  Blew it. What if he wasn't the police?
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  What if they were just pretending and they just jacked
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  my tickets? Well then good on him.
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  They've got an amazing 3D printer that and and they
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  deserve the tickets that. They made the little metal or
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  put little ears on it and they were like, I'm the Disney
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  police. I'll take those tickets.
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  You want yourself, buddy. Whatever, I don't care, but I
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  mean it's kind of genius they do because there's somebody that
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  used to work at the parks. Like they do have plain clothes
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  people wandering around so you can't carnival bark out in front
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  of the tickets going hey I'm selling 2 tickets over.
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  What does the Disney jail look like?
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  Have you seen the Disney Jail I? Think it used to work there,
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  right? Yeah, I think it's just like an
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  office. Room.
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  It's got to be the most sophisticated jail.
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  Ever. It doesn't have a mural of like
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  Pluto behind bars going. I don't know why it wouldn't
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  like or you get to sit with the three coming 13.
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  Caballeros. Caballeros, aren't they?
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  Like they're all. Like they read you your rights,
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  right? Number one Uno like go through
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  it like no. You can sing it to me.
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  That would be even better. Yeah, welcome to Disney Jail.
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  All right. Well, thank you for watching
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