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Hour 4 - Used Carr · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding dong.
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  Speaker 1: Number four of the Ben mal Show on this Wednesday
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  Speaker 1: So here in hour number four, give me a single
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  Speaker 1: word that describes quarterback Derek Carr possibly landing with the Jets.
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  Speaker 1: It's not done yet. There's some chatter that he could
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  Speaker 1: end up with the Jets. So give me a word,
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  Speaker 1: a single word to describe what Derek Carr would be
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  Speaker 1: like if he lands with the Jets. Also, how do
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  Speaker 1: you process the words of Patriots coach Mike Rabel and
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  Speaker 1: rookie left tackle Will Campbell over his no show Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl performance? And Will Campbell also said he tore ligaments
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  Speaker 1: in his knee this season and then he wasn't one
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  Speaker 1: hundred percent for the playoffs and blah blah, and then he
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  Speaker 1: said it's not an excuse.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how does that sound to you.
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  Speaker 1: And why are people questioning the authenticity of the Super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl sixty television ratings. There's actually a good reason to
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  Speaker 1: bingo coming up later this hour. But our lead from
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  Speaker 1: the speculation machine, do do Former Raiders quarterback and former
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  Speaker 1: Nolan Saints quarterback Derek Carr continues to tease, but not
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  Speaker 1: please Derek Carr through multiple multiple moles, multiple moles indicating
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  Speaker 1: and even though he retired from the NFL, sat out
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  Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five season from New Orleans because he
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  Speaker 1: was injured his shoulder was all fugezy and messed up. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's got the itch. It's the Itchy and Scratchy show,
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  Speaker 1: and he's thinking about coming back and playing again this
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  Speaker 1: upcoming twenty twenty six seasons. So if you haven't heard
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  Speaker 1: the latest on this, his name has been bouncing around.
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  Speaker 1: There are some whispers. The latest whispers are out of
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  Speaker 1: the Big Apple, and this would be of course the
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  Speaker 1: Rotten Apple. But the chatter is that Derek Carr. There's
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  Speaker 1: a connection there. The Jets don't have a quarterback. Derek
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  Speaker 1: Carr plausibly is a quarterback, and that there is a
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  Speaker 1: landing spot possibility.
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  Speaker 2: Car is seeking a starting role.
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  Speaker 1: And we've also been told he wants no one breathing
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  Speaker 1: down his neck. He wants no pressure of performance. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: that's the Jets because even when they get young quarterbacks,
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  Speaker 1: they don't perform. So you really have no one to
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  Speaker 1: worry about. Derek Carr seeking that long term like two
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  Speaker 1: or three years, not that long.
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  Speaker 2: So that is a good jumping out point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss in this hypothetical world of talk radio. Question,
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  Speaker 1: give me a single word that would describe quarterback Derek
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  Speaker 1: Carr if he lands with the Jets. Give me a
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  Speaker 1: single word on the idea that Derek Carr would land
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  Speaker 1: with the Jets. I've got jack O, Lantern, pan Am
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  Speaker 1: and Walgreens, and we'll put all these together and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have for a chilio, the Gobbagool. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: the Gobbagool and for those of you in the back
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  Speaker 1: of the room, the Baba Ganoosh. For mister Smooth who
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  Speaker 1: called in earlier, we're gonna have the the Babaganosh. Now
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  Speaker 1: to leave off my word is, give me a single
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  Speaker 1: word that describes quarterback Derek Carr possibly ending up with
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  Speaker 1: the Jets. My word is Kama kase. That is my word,
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  Speaker 1: as in a Kama Kazi mission. If Car goes to
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  Speaker 1: the Jets, you bring Derek Carr in, and he's already
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  Speaker 1: got gang green, so he'd understand. I guess he's immune
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  Speaker 1: to it, not immune, and he's already had it, so
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  Speaker 1: I guess there's some immunity there. But the whole circus,
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  Speaker 1: the Ganggreen circus with the jets and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And it would be similar to trying to put out
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  Speaker 1: a grease fire and you're pouring a bucket of gasoline
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  Speaker 1: on the grease fire.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably not gonna work. Well, maybe it will, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. It's not gonna work. Not gonna work. Car.
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  Speaker 2: I haven't seen him play in a year.
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  Speaker 1: However, his reputation precedes him as Derek Carr, a check
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  Speaker 1: down Charlie, the king of the empty calories, Derek Carr, maddening.
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  Speaker 1: I know him on the Natty List with my friends
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  Speaker 1: that are Raider fans, but even Perito would agree that
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  Speaker 1: he's a big Raider fan. He would agree here that
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  Speaker 1: Carr is the kind of guy that will go out
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  Speaker 1: there and get you three hundred yards passing a couple
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  Speaker 1: of touchdown passes, and his team will lose by ten
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  Speaker 1: points and he won't give a damn. He'll pretend like
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  Speaker 1: he gives a damn, but he'll make the fumble or
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  Speaker 1: not convert on that third down and four, he'll complete
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  Speaker 1: a pass that goes for two yards instead of the
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  Speaker 1: four yards you needed to get the line to gain
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  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff and he'll play where the numbers
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  Speaker 1: are okay, you still somehow end up with a pick
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  Speaker 1: between pick ten and pick fifteen, sometimes even between pick
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  Speaker 1: five and pick pick ten somewhere there. And if this
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  Speaker 1: does happen, obviously in the hypothetical stage right now, but
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  Speaker 1: that's what we deal with hypothetical.
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  Speaker 2: So if this did.
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  Speaker 1: Happen, Derek Carr would be the quintessential, quintessential Jets quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: He would be the quintessential Jets quarterback. It's like buying
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  Speaker 1: a shiny hood ornament and then you forget to get
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  Speaker 1: the car that has the engine. There's no engine there,
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  Speaker 1: that's it, and so good luck on that. And doesn't
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  Speaker 1: really handle pressure. That's one of the problems. Cars never
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  Speaker 1: handled pressure. Now, the fact that he happens to wilt
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  Speaker 1: under the bright lights, the good news is when you
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  Speaker 1: play the Jets, there are no bright lights. They suck,
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  Speaker 1: so don't worry about that. And you're so bad you
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  Speaker 1: don't even end up on the tabloids anymore. When you
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  Speaker 1: play for the Jets. By week seven the season, when
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  Speaker 1: you're the Jets quarterback, the season's already a jack o lantern.
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  Speaker 1: By week seven, you've been carved up hollowed out as
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  Speaker 1: the Jets quarterback there smelling like a candle that's been
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  Speaker 1: burning for too long. That's the Jets. The jack o
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  Speaker 1: lantern Jets is what that is, Capitol j Capitol Jay.
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  Speaker 1: So it would be a match made in the deepest
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  Speaker 1: circles of Dante's inferno. If you put car on the Jets,
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  Speaker 1: if you're gonna come out of call it retirement. If
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  Speaker 1: you only sit out a year, I don't think it's
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  Speaker 1: really retirement, Like, what are you doing? He turned down
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  Speaker 1: the Bengals, who have two stud receivers, turned down the Colts,
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  Speaker 1: who at the time had a great record, So why
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  Speaker 1: would you even bother going to the Jets? Hey, the
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  Speaker 1: punishment would be watching fourth quarter interceptions for all of eternity,
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  Speaker 1: which is what the Jets fan base has been doing
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  Speaker 1: all right now. Furthermore, we head to New England Fallout,
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  Speaker 1: fallout from the Loser's locker room, the Patriots who wrote
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  Speaker 1: the vomit comet in the Super Bowl, and the reaction
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  Speaker 1: this is, you know how bad you have to be
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  Speaker 1: as an offensive lineman for people to be focusing on you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: entering the chat, now, Will Campbell, the coward who ran
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  Speaker 1: away from the media, much like he ran away from
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  Speaker 1: would be Seahawk defenders. Will Campbell the pride of Louisiana
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  Speaker 1: State University, better known by their nickname LSU.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: Will Campbell had that legendary vanishing act in Santa Clara
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  Speaker 1: over the weekend, and he hid from the.
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  Speaker 2: Media and then well he did talk.
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  Speaker 1: It was clean out the locker day, which is always
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  Speaker 1: exciting when you've lost the Super Bowl, and Will Campbell said,
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  Speaker 1: I know what I got to get better at.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll move on. That was the money quote.
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  Speaker 1: He also said he's our left tackle. Mike Vrabel said
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  Speaker 1: that he's our left tackle. Questions about whether or not
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  Speaker 1: Will Campbell will be asked to become a guard. He
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  Speaker 1: was not considered a long term tackle option because of
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  Speaker 1: the measurables at the combine. The Patriots said, who cares
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  Speaker 1: about that, We're gonna draft the guy anyway. And he
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  Speaker 1: was fine until he got exposed as a total fraud
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  Speaker 1: against Seattle and Super Bowl. So the question, let's combine
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  Speaker 1: both of these quotes again, Will Campbell, I know what
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  Speaker 1: I've gotta get better at and I'll move on. And
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  Speaker 1: then also Mike Rabel, he's our left tackle defiant Mike Vrabel.
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  Speaker 1: So how do you process the words of both the coach,
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  Speaker 1: Mike Vrabel and the Patriots rookie left tackle no longer
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  Speaker 1: a rookie, he's now entering year two. Will Campbell on
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  Speaker 1: his No Show Super Bowl performance, Well, I'm gonna use
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  Speaker 1: the word I just used, defiance. My word is defiance.
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  Speaker 1: That's the word. That's the perfect word. Will Campbell got
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  Speaker 1: forklifted all Super Bowl long. A historically bad performance, so
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  Speaker 1: bad you're being talked about several days after the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: There's that much stank on Will Campbell. The kind of
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  Speaker 1: performance for those of you a little slow because it's
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  Speaker 1: early in the morning, the kind of performance that will
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  Speaker 1: live forever on your Wikipedia page and your Pro Football
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  Speaker 1: Reference page. It was that bad. And then afterwards you
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  Speaker 1: hide like a coward. He's so bad, and you say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta get better. Really, that's your quote, I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get better. Okay, you might want to try blocking.
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  Speaker 2: What do I know?
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  Speaker 1: I just doe the Overnight Show. But maybe you want
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  Speaker 1: to try blocking someone. Okay, and you the Patriots, I
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  Speaker 1: saw I don't if.
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  Speaker 2: You saw this.
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  Speaker 1: There was a clip even our blind listeners, Stevie Meetball
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  Speaker 1: saw this inga terror blind Scott. There was a clip
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  Speaker 1: of some of the stumblebum blocking of Will Campbell where
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  Speaker 1: if you watch that clip, you'd be convinced they would
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  Speaker 1: have been better off if Vrabel had gone out and
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  Speaker 1: put a traffic cone where Will Campbell was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: line up, because at least there's a chance that the
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  Speaker 1: orange traffic cone would have tripped up a Seahawk player
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  Speaker 1: as they were trying to get past that point to
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  Speaker 1: the quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: And then you got Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Rabel with his public vow I'm a player's coach.
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  Speaker 2: I stand by my players. B b blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: He's our left tackle. Yeah, that's classic coach speak, is
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  Speaker 1: what that is. And that's what you say at the
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  Speaker 1: podium before you text with somebody in the front office
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  Speaker 1: and demand and upgrade. I need someone better. I at
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  Speaker 1: least need competition. I need someone better. And so let's
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  Speaker 1: circle back though to just just in general, the vibe
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  Speaker 1: from the page and I understand some of this, you
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  Speaker 1: got to do it right. So all how the game
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  Speaker 1: is played and all that, but for Mike Vrabel to
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  Speaker 1: endorse Will Campbell, if it wasn't coach speak, it would
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  Speaker 1: be akin to saying, you know what, my favorite I've
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  Speaker 1: got a favorite pilot from that defunct pan Am Airlines
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  Speaker 1: from back in the day, and my favorite pilot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: crash lands quite a bit. But listen, you know it happens.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's no big deal. I know the wheel
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  Speaker 1: came off, but it's okay. And the wheels on the
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  Speaker 1: bus go round and round. The wheels on the bus
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  Speaker 1: go round and round. Sometimes they fall off to sometimes
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  Speaker 1: they fall off, all right, So I want to go
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  Speaker 1: back to that, to the Will Campbell thing too. He
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  Speaker 1: also said that he explained he had an injury during
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  Speaker 1: the season, which he did. He missed some time.
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  Speaker 2: He tore a ligament in his knee. This season.
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  Speaker 1: He said he was not one hundred percent in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: He then added that that is not an excuse. He said,
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  Speaker 1: how does that sound to you? Sounds like an excuse.
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  Speaker 1: We did not even need to go to replay assist,
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  Speaker 1: but we did because we didn't have to. We went
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  Speaker 1: to replay assis. It confirmed the call on the field
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  Speaker 1: stands the call on the field stance. If it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like an excuse, and it looks like an excuse, and
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  Speaker 1: it smells like an excuse.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an excuse. So that's it. It's an excuse,
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  Speaker 2: and you were healthy enough.
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  Speaker 1: Generally, the way it works, you were healthy enough to play,
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  Speaker 1: and so the excuses do not get a seat at
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  Speaker 1: the dinner table, because you went out there and played
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  Speaker 1: and the result is all that matters, and the result
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  Speaker 1: was an embarrassing It's the same in the battlefield of
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  Speaker 1: talk radio. I've done shows. I remember one time I
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  Speaker 1: bit my tongue. I ate a piece of pizza and
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  Speaker 1: I bit my tongue. I did some shows on that.
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  Speaker 1: I also I have a lot of injuries eating pizza.
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  Speaker 2: I ate pizza.
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  Speaker 1: One time I burned my tongue. That was worse than
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  Speaker 1: biting my tongue, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't in here.
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  Speaker 1: Had a lisp. I sounded like Lou Holtz, who I
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  Speaker 1: think is still alive. Right, they had prematurely reported his death,
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  Speaker 1: but I think Lou Holtz is still alive.
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  Speaker 2: So I had that. I did a lisp.
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  Speaker 1: I've had laryngitis and proving that many of my bosses
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  Speaker 1: do not listen. I've done a whole week of shows
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  Speaker 1: with laryngitis, and it's like you do it, and it's
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  Speaker 1: like you don't complain about it, and that's all right. Now,
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  Speaker 1: moving on from that, we get to the report card,
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  Speaker 1: as everything is political now. So the report card, NBC
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  Speaker 1: they announced that Super Bowl sixty between the Patriots and
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  Speaker 1: the clc Owks average one hundred and twenty four point
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  Speaker 1: nine million viewers. One hundred and twenty four point nine
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  Speaker 1: million men, women, and children watched Super Bowl sixty, if
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  Speaker 1: you believe the numbers from NBC they came, it was
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  Speaker 1: the second most watched super Bowl ever, behind the Chiefs
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  Speaker 1: Eagles game last year. Now not everyone agrees with that
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  Speaker 1: math though, and this is where the controversy happens. So
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  Speaker 1: the question is why are people questioning the authenticity of
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  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl sixty ratings between the Patriots and the
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  Speaker 1: Seattle Seals. So this is actually right in my wheelhouse.
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  Speaker 1: It has been a pet peeve of mine.
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  Speaker 2: I have ranted.
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  Speaker 1: If you enjoy the Fifth Hour podcast, you're a real
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  Speaker 1: p one like DJ Spin in San Diego, and you
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  Speaker 1: listen to the Fifth Hour podcast, you know that I've
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  Speaker 1: ranted about this.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you why. It's in my wheelhouse.
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  Speaker 1: Right, the ratings game has been hijacked by the Matrix Now,
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  Speaker 1: I work in a business that gets a lot of grading.
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  Speaker 1: We were graded doing syndicated radio. We're graded on how
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  Speaker 1: many affiliates that we have, many ways, YouTube views, the
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  Speaker 1: clips they put up, online, podcast downloads. Rating is all
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  Speaker 1: part of that. All of these things were graded on
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  Speaker 1: on every single day. If you're afraid to be graded,
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  Speaker 1: you should not get into the media business. Certainly not
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  Speaker 1: talk radio. And some people get big bonuses and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: But working in an.
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  Speaker 1: Industry where you are graded on a regular basis on
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  Speaker 1: all different ways, there's no participation.
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  Speaker 2: Trophy.
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  Speaker 1: And so suddenly, parachuting in from the heavens, you have
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  Speaker 1: big data plus panel say, why what does all that mean?
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  Speaker 2: Well, as I understand it, this is the first year.
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  Speaker 1: I think they started dabbling with this last year, but
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  Speaker 1: they rolled out this cocktail, if you will, that is
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  Speaker 1: magically delicious.
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  Speaker 2: It is magically delicious.
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  Speaker 1: Every rating point goes up, up and away, kind of
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  Speaker 1: like going into Walgreens and getting some eyewash.
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  Speaker 2: When you look at the updated ratings.
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  Speaker 1: Clears it right up, no problem until you read the
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  Speaker 1: fine print. The word I will use is trickeration. Trickeration.
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  Speaker 1: It's when I was a kid, i'd go to the
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  Speaker 1: magic shop and they had depend with the disappearing ink
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  Speaker 1: and I'd get that and all what a gag. And
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  Speaker 1: my mom, bless her soul rest in peace, she would
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  Speaker 1: play along.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 1: I was so stupid as a kid. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I really got my mom. I got the fake ink
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  Speaker 1: on her.
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  Speaker 2: You know that whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: But the point is it looks official. The ratings look
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  Speaker 1: official until you hold it up to the light. And
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  Speaker 1: there are so many ways now because of the matrix
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: to cook the books. I've got radio friends of mine
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: and I believe it or not, a few people and
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: we have conversation about this. Is there's certain people that
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: are well known in the industry as total frauds. They
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: buy downloads on their podcast, they buy views on their
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: YouTube videos. Now I'm happy to report I am way
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: too cheap to do that. If I could fire out
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: a way to do it for free, I would, But
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: there were so many ways, and we've seen this and
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: it's it's wild. There was a story a couple months
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: back about some viral TikTok musicians who had like the
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: most downloaded songs on TikTok. I mean, every one in
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: the fricking world was listening to their music, so surely
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: they could sell out venues around the world. Except they
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: couldn't because they were all fake. It was the back
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: in the old days.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: There was this group called.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Milli Vanilli and and they they were frauds in a
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: different era. Ands to all that, and actually worked with
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: one of them, became a DJ at Kiss FM. Unfortunately
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: the other one decided to check out early. But nonetheless
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: back to the point, So to compare the ratings, when
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: you're including the streaming numbers and all that stuff, it's
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: not it's not mango to mango. It's it's different. I mean,
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: they've changed the math. It's kind of like if you
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: weigh yourself Thanksgiving morning, okay, and then the day after
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: you weigh yourself, it's gonna be a little bigger. And
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: then maybe you'll switch the scale to from pounds to kilograms.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: You'll you'll change it, and then you feel a little skinnier.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm only I'm twenty stone, I'm not that big.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: But oh my god, oh my god.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's that's my This stuff's all inflated. A
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: lot of people watch the Super Bowl. I didn't get
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: the sense that this was the second most watched super Bowl.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: There was some funny business going on. That's my position
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: that you can pump up the numbers like the Goodyear
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: blimp and all that stuff, and you've got, as we
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: like to say on this show, bot farms in Moldova
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: that are downloading and watching the super Bowl and.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: It's like, come on, it's fools goal.
• 20:44
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• 20:48
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• 20:52
  Speaker 1: we're gonna bring it back. I actually got an email,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: can you do the bingo thing? Okay, we'll do the
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: bingo thing, Championship parade, bingo addition, we'll get to that
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and also Gee Whiz will.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Go there as well.
• 21:04
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  Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you it is the Ben Maler Show
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: coming up later this hour Password the word Game of
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  Speaker 1: Call us up eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox
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  Speaker 1: and Coop Bronco fan your comments can We'll be used
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: against you in the court of the Mallard Militia back
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: to it. We will play championship parade bingo. We'll get
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: to that.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Also, Ge Whiz, did you see follow up? Follow up?
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: The person in the Washington Wizards mascot costume known as
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Ge Whiz has hired an ambulance chasing lawyer.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Oo TMZ's got the story.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, suing planning to sue Lakers center Jackson Hayes, who
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: shoved the mascot during warm ups at a Laker Wizard's
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: game last week. The person has hired the same lawyer
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that represented Hayes's ex girlfriend in a domestic violence lawsuit.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: So they're going big on that. They are going big here.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Ge Whiz kind of get some G cash, G money.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Oh look, I mean Jackson Hayes is kind of a
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: piece of craft. I mean, first of all, I've seen
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: the videos of how he treated his girlfriend and that
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: doesn't look great. And then I watched the video of
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: him shoving the mascot and it's not like the like
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: the who used to do that?
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Robin Lopez or was it right?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Oh he's with the Clippers now, hipercenter Lopez one of
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: the Lopez brothers.
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, one of the Lopez brothers used to like have
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: you know, rivalries with all the mascots and would shove.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Them and yeah it was playful. Yeah yeah. I watched
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: the view of him shoving the mascot. It wasn't playful.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: It was out of nowhere.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite all time moments in this business.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I was with the late Tommy Lasorda who explained how
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: much he hated the Philly Fanatic.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: And he wasn't kidding. He actually hated the Philly Fanatic.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: It was the funniest thing. It was so great, It
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: was so awesome.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I like mascots. I'm a mascot guy Cooper. I love mascots,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: But mascots, you know, you shouldn't be harassing them unless
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: it's all in playful fun. Let's go to the phones.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Jed who Fled is up next? Hello, Jed who Fled?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Welcome hold on arena?
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Ben times. Then I'll tell you Alice Gonzalez help
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: his game. Alice gon Zack is the strikers sitting around
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: the world, around the Internet. He needs to get He's
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: got take a little bit of look. Probably probably you
• 25:03
  Speaker 8: to commit to be the ven diagram overlap to make
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: this happen. He's got to get into the third super Bowl,
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: and if he does that, he's earned. Kevin Holland has
• 25:11
  Speaker 8: for years now done the radio broadcast of the Super Bowl.
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: Kevin Hallan is no streak or lover uh not Will
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: fell version, you know, you know school, no one streaker lover.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: I guess you sae. But and so when they meshed
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: up get this out dunk dog guys together, was Kevin
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Holland that could be one of those O this tiff
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: is gonna break the Internet. That's Internet break territory. What
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: do you think, Well, what do you think I should
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: be like Internet break?
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: I should follow the break this phone call, I should
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: slow it down and change subjects, which which Internet break
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: should apply?
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Make a right turn? You should make a right turn, dude.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I was told me.
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: I was like you better go right or once you
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: getting left and then and then and now And they're like,
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: well what about Jesus. I'm like, yeah, you're right, I'm
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: definitely gonna get lest they set that back on you, dud.
• 25:53
  Speaker 8: They My relife is being a right hate see but
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: also being a drug guy. Guys like, well you know
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: what I mean? Self awareness? You know, well, Dale, I
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: talk about law enforcement earlier in the All Star Games
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: and say trackers couldn't find any real stories on that.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: I'll say, take news by the fact tatters. But the
• 26:09
  Speaker 8: reason they might do that is because I posted a
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: video of the Chilean All Women in the height of
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: THEI Swat team not being able to finish the obstacle course,
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: and they probably had the fear of that I might
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: they might hide. Well, whoa, whoa, what if there were
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: drug using complications?
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Dude?
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: Do you think I could Scott could be brought in
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: as a ringer?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: And what is that steroid Olympic thing?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Aren't the supposed to do like a steroid thing where
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: everyone's on steroids and they try to set world records?
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: When's that? Is that happening anytime soon? That sounds fine?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: We're hearing about that. There was a guy going around
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: yapping about that.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah steroid ooh yeah, Now, Jed, what what recreational drug
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: do you think would be most effective in athletic competition?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Back in the eighties it was cocaine, but I don't
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: know about today.
• 26:56
  Speaker 8: They always had a guy earlier instead of cocaine A smile.
• 26:58
  Speaker 8: Nobody ever does methods, dude, It is like it's a frowning.
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: Speaking of I'm giving Lorayne a second Lorraino. None of
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: the women the willing look up with me can be
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: trusted around and get my value possessions. Ever, So what's
• 27:08
  Speaker 8: the best place in a room place to look up
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: with them? Outside of my house and outside of my
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: car be taking on that one? The Ben drugs a dude,
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: And what would be like at a car competition.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: I gotta go, thank you, I go away. Let's say
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Kyle is in Vegas. Let me see if I can
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: punch take her to someone else's house. Uh, she's also homeless,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Kyle in Vegas? What's going on? Kyle? Welcome?
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: What up? Ben? What up?
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: Can you hear me?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Can I hear you? Can you hear me?
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Can you hear me?
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: No, Kyle, I can hear you. In the Meadows, I
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: love these things, and I love listening to the show
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: in the meadow glasses.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Love it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 6: But first off, let me let me start out saying
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: that how.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Many of those did they?
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Did they sell those meadow glasses? I know the guy
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: that ran on the field that the Super Bowl was
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: wearing those things.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: But there's a lot of content creators like them.
• 28:02
  Speaker 6: They are absolutely phenomenal. I don't even use them for
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: the whole camera system. I just use them for the audio.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: Best thing ever. But real quick, uh, being last night, man,
• 28:15
  Speaker 6: you cheated on that game show against.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: And that's right, that is a lie.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: If you look at the if you look at the
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: by laws, if you look at the by laws of
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the game shows. If it's ties right now, as the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: host goes next, that's how it is always worked.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: No, that is not how it's always worked. It goes,
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: it alternates order. That's that is always work. If it's
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: a tie and the time is short, it goes to the.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Host's people want to see because it's because you took
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: too long. You gave some bad clues. That was your fault, Coop,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you should have done better.
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: But also I also wanted to do something for Loreno, Loreno,
• 28:57
  Speaker 6: how you doing?
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: No?
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: No, you gotta go slower. You went too fast, dude,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Come on, Kyle, come on, hey Lorena, that's better you got.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta channel your guy from the wind. Hey, Loraina,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: you gotta go. I think I think I'm pretty good
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: at that.
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: Come on, Lora, right, come on, I can't hit that
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: octave I'm sorry that octave.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Da Are you taking a shot at my manhood? Sir?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Are you doing that right now?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: You're saying that you're more of a man than me
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: because you've got a deeper voice. Is that what you're saying?
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Kyle?
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: Uh No, you know what? Yes I am, that's exactly what.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: How dare you?
• 29:33
  Speaker 6: How dare you? Hey? But I didn't want to give
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: you because I love Lorraina's log drop for for number
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: for uh yeah, we're just gonna use.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: From now there you go, all right, thank you, go
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: go enjoy your galag like he's trying to kick me
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: off my number? Why don't you take a different number
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: that no one else wants?
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Jerome is in Charleston. Bring it home, Jerome. What is
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: he going to complain about today? Let's find out he's
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: always upset about something. Hello Jerome and Charleston.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Hey, I just want to tell a Rena. I was
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: reading a rumor the other day that her hero CARDI
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: b you know, with the butt inchecktions and the city
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: is looking body and safe and making way too much
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: damn money she don't deserve because she's in no telling.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: She and her boyfriend, her baby daddy breaking up. And
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: by the way, the picture's going to cut him because
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: because next contract is twenty two point five million, and
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: there ain't no way in hell they're paying him that
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: because the production just doesn't match the contract. Okay, they
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: getting rid of him and all the people that to
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: pick the Patriots. Their ass needs to be fired. Okay,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I called you a week before that damn game, I said.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: The Patres did backed into this thing. There's no way
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: they deserve to be in the toober.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Boy well, Seattle, Seattle also, Seattle also backed into it.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: The forty nine ers had half the roster.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Heard they he needed a break from the NFL officials
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: to give him a game in the Week sixteen to
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: give him home field advantage. So both teams didn't weren't
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: very impressive, and that's what happened. Jerome, do you want
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to play the and this is a lot of fun Derome,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna smile. Championship Parade bingo, the Seahawks version.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Do you want to play? Come on, Jerome, it's easy. Lorena,
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: You're gonna play rights round Robin. Of course I'm gonna play.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not a real game. It's a fake game.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Just play along, for God's sake, What have some fun?
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Jerome, come on, no, Jerome, listen, just listen.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: What a big waste of time. I'm not buying any
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: woman anything.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure that the women are devastated that you're
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: not gonna buy them anything, but I think they'll recovering.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Cardie bes ugly. Her relationship sucks. The last time you
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: dated an attractive woman? Oh that's a shot. See that's
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: a is he gone turo?
• 32:06
  Speaker 8: That's okay.
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not young and beautiful you anymore?
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, just curious about your so salt?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: All right there, that's You're not gonna be young.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: No, everyone gets old, everyone gets all ugly.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I take all right, thank you, all right.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: I gotta play this game, alright. And you ruin my whole,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: this whole lined up.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: You ruin my game? How dare you? You know what's got? Marcel?
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You want to play the game, right, Marcel, real quick.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: We don't have a lot of time. We gotta do
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: this really fast.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Year and here we go.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Maler Show, Seahawks Championship Parade, bingo
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: and things that will happen today at the Seahawks parade.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: I will I'm never wrong about this, and you guys
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: can agree with me or not. All right, I will
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: guarantee this is gonna happen today. One of the Seahawks players,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: actually more than one, will say nobody believed in US.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: You Greer disagree, Marcel? Do you agreeer disagree that one
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: of the Seak players will say nobody believed in US?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: Oh? Absolutely agree for you.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: I also agree, Coop.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, keep in mind, see I was a number
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: one seed, so the odds were in their favor.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Anyway.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Star player will show up hungover, completely sauced like, wearing
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: sunglasses and a hoodie at nine in the morning. Agree
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: or disagree Marcel.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Again?
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Oh you agree? Oh okay, he's agreement. What do you
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: think you're gonna disagree? They look like old men? Okay?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: See interesting? All right? Coop?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: A Greer disagree. A Seahawk player will be completely hammered
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: at the parade today. Uh, well, hammered or hungover, But Bob,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: and they're not gonna stop drinking, so they're hungover and
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: they're still drinking.
• 33:54
  Speaker 7: I think there will be one hammered by by the
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: end of it, but I don't think anyone is gonna
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: show up hungover.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: All right, we disagree on that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Someone will say a naughty word, the F word, on
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: television today in Seattle.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I say yes on that, Marcel, I don't agree.
• 34:10
  Speaker 8: I like that.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: You agree with me.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: More.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Lorena will be get a dirty word on live television
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: today from Seattle.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: I do believe there will be a dirty word. If
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: it will be the F bomb, I'm not sure. I'm
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: going F bomb cool, the s H bomb? Absolutely on television.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That's right, good advice, Marcel. How about someone will say
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: we're not done yet. How about that in a speech,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: We're not done yet, We're not done yet talking about
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: winning another Super Bowl next year. That's obvious.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Right you have to say that, don't you, because they're
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: not done yet. I agree to Okay, this is an
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: obvious one. These are obvious things. Uh, let's see what
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Coob you agree?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Uh, someone will be chugging a massive bottle of alcohol
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: on a like a float there at the PODi. I mean, yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that's that's guaranteed to right, That's that's guaranteed. Someone will
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  Speaker 1: do a stupid dance today for the Seahawks. That do
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  Speaker 1: we all agree on that? That will happen today.
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  Speaker 8: Lights.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad that you're agreeing here. Absolutely. How about this?
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  Speaker 2: This is always a fan favorite.
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  Speaker 1: Some some drunk Seahawks fan will be climbing the side
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  Speaker 1: of a building, or you know in Philadelphia they would
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  Speaker 1: always climb Actually it.
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  Speaker 6: Will the space needle or.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's Bop Coop takes a Seahawks fans is gonna
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  Speaker 1: climb the space needle.
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  Speaker 2: That's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody else, Marcell, Rather, Marcel has that's a wild take.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I think out here a light pole or
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  Speaker 1: a top of a bus. Now, was it Cleveland they
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: ate the dog poo or was that Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 2: Or the horse pool? That was Philadelphia?
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  Speaker 1: Philadelphia the dogs the horse pool. There was a police
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: horse crew and they ate the pool and all that
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  Speaker 1: or any other Marcel, I gotta move on. Any other
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: predictions for the parade today?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I gotta go with Springo the Seahawks.
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  Speaker 4: Attention everyone is password, you idiot, password the word Game
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  Speaker 4: of the Stars. Here's Ben Meler.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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  Speaker 1: We have our contestants. We've got Eric, the chef in
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Minneapolis is gonna play.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Eric, welcome, big man.
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  Speaker 3: How you doing.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on with You're cooking today?
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  Speaker 6: Eric to work for a little breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Eggs Corby. All right, I got you, all right, very good.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, you're gonna play the game. And we have
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: Anie Meenie, Miney Moe. Daniel in Fort Wayne.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Daniel, good morning.
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  Speaker 8: I'm committed to play this game. I'm not gonna say
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  Speaker 8: stupid stuff to stall it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good Eric, who do you want to partner up with?
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  Speaker 4: There?
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  Speaker 2: You got me Lorena or Coop?
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  Speaker 6: Well won, so let's do it again.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you played last week? I don't even remember. Man,
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  Speaker 2: you can't be playing every week. We got to get
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: new people in here.
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  Speaker 1: We'll let you play this time though. Take a break
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: after this though, all right, yeah, give me bow guarding
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  Speaker 1: the game. Remember that either I tried to block out
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: the show. I'm embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: But Daniel, who would you like to partner up with? Daniel?
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  Speaker 8: Man, I have to go with you a minute to
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: win it?
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: All right, We're gonna win it, Daniel. Don't worry about that.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: I have a list of words. Please pick.
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  Speaker 7: And it wasn't last week because Ben went last week.
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  Speaker 7: I just I just listened to that. Whatever, play a game,
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  Speaker 7: all right, come.
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  Speaker 2: Eric, Eric, pick.
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  Speaker 7: Number four number okay, uh, let's go with I think
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: you were supposed to go first.
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  Speaker 2: But that's all right? Was I well, oh okay, it
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: was first. Wasn't what you want?
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  Speaker 1: Eric was on first?
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  Speaker 2: He was all right, so listening, let's go with let's
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: go with tease? Uh strip, how about uh mm hmm.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Let's see here, let's go with footsie. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 8: I'm sorry, what was the cool again?
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: Fun? What do you say fun? No, that would be fun.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: But let's try seduce. That's not bad?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Three?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Two? No, I don't know. I'm gonna throw it out.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: It was flirt, Daniel, pick a number please?
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  Speaker 8: Three?
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: Um, let's see here, let's go with end, end like
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: it's the end of the show.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: The word was expired. The word was expired. A tie,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: don't say, don't say you guys, you're part of the show.
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  Speaker 1: I blame you of Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.