Latest / Classic Metal Show / Is Modern Dating Making Women Completely Delusional? (2016 Archive)
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- 0:00SPEAKER_02: Hi, this is Thorsten from Brainstorm, and you're watching CMS-TV.
- 0:20SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm glad you said that.
- 0:22SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 0:23SPEAKER_00: Because you led me right into something I was going to cover anyway.
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: All right, let's go.
- 0:29SPEAKER_00: This is more or less a closing story,
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: but since you brought up fucking chicks and hating them and everything.
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 0:37SPEAKER_00: I came across this and when I read this article, it made me think of you.
- 0:42SPEAKER_00: Great.
- 0:44SPEAKER_00: This is called The Delusional Nature of Women.
- 0:48SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 0:48SPEAKER_01: I'm strapping in here.
- 0:49SPEAKER_01: Let me put the seatbelt on.
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: I'm ready.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: You will definitely love this.
- 0:55SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 0:57SPEAKER_00: A woman's mind and character like her sense of purpose and self-worth is determined
- 1:05SPEAKER_00: and governed largely by her sexual market value.
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: Well,
- 1:13SPEAKER_00: I'm waiting for your comment because of that post that you had earlier this week
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: about the women who are withholding if you vote for Trump.
- 1:23SPEAKER_00: And your comment was,
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: these women are stupid because they're just defining their value by the three inches
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: of meat flaps or something.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the three inches of meat flaps between their legs.
- 1:36SPEAKER_01: That's exactly what they're doing.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: And a lot of chicks do do that.
- 1:41SPEAKER_01: They put all of their value into that pussy.
- 1:43SPEAKER_01: Like that pussy is some fucking golden thing.
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: Guess what?
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: They can make something almost as good out of plastic.
- 1:49SPEAKER_01: So shut up.
- 1:50SPEAKER_01: If that's all you got, then you're a fucking worthless twat anyway.
- 1:52SPEAKER_00: Well, see, I had to get you going here because I was waiting.
- 1:56SPEAKER_00: Because that sentence alone should have prompted that outrage from me.
- 2:02SPEAKER_01: I was just waiting to get a little more information.
- 2:04SPEAKER_03: Believe me, I was ready to go.
- 2:05SPEAKER_03: All right.
- 2:06SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm going to reread that sentence again.
- 2:08SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 2:09SPEAKER_00: A woman's mind and character,
- 2:11SPEAKER_00: like her sense of purpose and self-worth,
- 2:15SPEAKER_00: is determined and governed largely by her sexual market value.
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: So if people
- 2:23SPEAKER_03: find a chick hot...
- 2:25SPEAKER_03: Her value in the marketplace goes up.
- 2:28SPEAKER_03: Her value in the marketplace?
- 2:29SPEAKER_03: What marketplace?
- 2:30SPEAKER_03: Well, the marketplace among men.
- 2:34SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 2:34SPEAKER_00: A hot girl can get away with a lot more and receive a lot more attention and a lot more...
- 2:43SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: A lot more bullshit from them, too.
- 2:49SPEAKER_00: Well, we're going to get to that.
- 2:51SPEAKER_00: But just using that statement alone...
- 2:55SPEAKER_00: A hot girl can get a lot of what most other girls can't get or don't get.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: Okay, fair enough.
- 3:04SPEAKER_01: I agree with the statement.
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: I don't agree with the reality of it, but I agree that it happens.
- 3:09SPEAKER_01: I just think it's disgusting that fucking hot chicks are treated like fucking that's important.
- 3:16SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 3:17SPEAKER_01: Anyway.
- 3:18SPEAKER_00: A stunner who is flooded by male attention has no need to be fair or logical
- 3:25SPEAKER_00: in her relations with us.
- 3:27SPEAKER_00: Her power derives from the fact that we,
- 3:31SPEAKER_00: wanting to fuck her,
- 3:33SPEAKER_00: line up to give her attention and to do things for her,
- 3:37SPEAKER_00: inflating and distorting her vile ego in consequence.
- 3:42SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 3:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but do you think that she realizes that once she does fuck us,
- 3:47SPEAKER_01: that we are just fucking
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: done with her?
- 3:49SPEAKER_03: No.
- 3:50SPEAKER_03: Well, yes, maybe.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: Maybe, but the thing is,
- 3:53SPEAKER_00: is that she always knows that there's somebody always waiting around the corner.
- 3:58SPEAKER_03: Yeah, because she's a fucking cum sponge.
- 3:59SPEAKER_03: Well, again, nobody's going to argue that point.
- 4:03SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 4:04SPEAKER_03: But that sentence alone speaks volumes.
- 4:09SPEAKER_03: Oh, sure.
- 4:11SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
- 4:11SPEAKER_03: It's true.
- 4:13SPEAKER_01: I agree that it's true,
- 4:15SPEAKER_01: but
- 4:18SPEAKER_01: it's almost a statement of chicks are fucking useless pieces of shit other than
- 4:23SPEAKER_01: to fucking deliver a baby and to fucking suck our dicks.
- 4:26SPEAKER_01: More or less.
- 4:27SPEAKER_01: Other than that, we have no fucking real need for them.
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 4:31SPEAKER_00: All right, fair enough.
- 4:32SPEAKER_00: I'm with that.
- 4:33SPEAKER_00: This is essentially an irrational affair,
- 4:36SPEAKER_00: and until she approaches middle age, men... What are you looking at?
- 4:46SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
- 4:54SPEAKER_03: Is that Scotty?
- 4:55SPEAKER_03: Yes.
- 4:56SPEAKER_03: Holy cow.
- 4:58SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 5:02SPEAKER_03: That might be the greatest photo I've ever seen.
- 5:05SPEAKER_03: You know what that reminds me of?
- 5:09SPEAKER_00: That reminds me of that line that Buford T. Justice from Smokey and the Bandit uttered.
- 5:16SPEAKER_00: He says, talking to his son, you know, his son was kind of a dope.
- 5:21SPEAKER_00: You know the movie, right?
- 5:22SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 5:23SPEAKER_03: He says, there is no way you could come from my loins.
- 5:28SPEAKER_03: In fact, when I get back home, I'm going to punch your mama right in the mouth.
- 5:34SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 5:39SPEAKER_01: Do you recall that one?
- 5:41SPEAKER_01: Certainly do.
- 5:43SPEAKER_01: I just think he missed her mouth and got her in the eye.
- 5:48SPEAKER_03: That is a terrific photo.
- 5:51SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
- 5:52SPEAKER_03: Nobody, and I mean nobody, is going to make Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
- 6:05SPEAKER_00: Yep, there's AOR Rocks.
- 6:06SPEAKER_00: Who's got it in there?
- 6:09SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 6:11SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 6:12SPEAKER_00: If you're not in the classic metal show chat room, it's chatandkill.com, chatandkill.com.
- 6:19SPEAKER_01: You just really missed a doozy.
- 6:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 6:25SPEAKER_00: Getting back to the story.
- 6:27SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 6:28SPEAKER_00: This is essentially an irrational affair,
- 6:30SPEAKER_00: and until she approaches middle age,
- 6:33SPEAKER_00: men will continue to give her that extreme power no matter how she conducts herself.
- 6:39SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 6:40SPEAKER_00: So she can be an all-out fucking bitch,
- 6:44SPEAKER_00: but if she's hot,
- 6:45SPEAKER_00: a lot of guys will put up with it until,
- 6:47SPEAKER_00: like you said,
- 6:48SPEAKER_00: until they get what they want, and then they're just like, all right, I'm done here.
- 6:52SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's like, get out of here, you fucking twat.
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 6:54SPEAKER_03: I have no use for you.
- 6:56SPEAKER_03: In contrast,
- 6:57SPEAKER_03: the relations
- 6:58SPEAKER_00: of men in civil society have historically been rather duty-bound
- 7:04SPEAKER_00: and abstract.
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: Reason has been necessary to order that things should...
- 7:11SPEAKER_00: Reason has been necessary to order that things should be thus and so,
- 7:16SPEAKER_00: that the overwhelming self-interest
- 7:18SPEAKER_00: that drives every individual would not be too much for the whole and thus destroy
- 7:23SPEAKER_00: the social unit, whatever the form it took.
- 7:27SPEAKER_01: All right, there's a lot of words.
- 7:29SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of words in there.
- 7:31SPEAKER_00: But sexual desire is not a matter of reason or order or obligation.
- 7:37SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
- 7:54SPEAKER_00: Both genders act mainly on impulse,
- 7:57SPEAKER_00: their motives frequently unconscious,
- 8:00SPEAKER_00: but while a man historically had to deal mostly with other men in order
- 8:04SPEAKER_00: to meet common material needs,
- 8:06SPEAKER_00: easily a cause for war and strife so that he often had to be
- 8:12SPEAKER_00: at least somewhat fair-minded in his relations,
- 8:16SPEAKER_00: a woman had only be fairly attractive in order to get her needs met.
- 8:21SPEAKER_00: And in some cases to get away with virtually whatever she wanted.
- 8:26SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 8:26SPEAKER_01: In youth.
- 8:27SPEAKER_01: In youth.
- 8:29SPEAKER_01: Because once they get to be in their 40s,
- 8:31SPEAKER_01: then they're just
- 8:32SPEAKER_03: they better be sucking a lot of dick.
- 8:33SPEAKER_03: Well, that's basically what it says.
- 8:35SPEAKER_00: Essentially, until they approach middle age is what it said.
- 8:40SPEAKER_01: Once they hit that wall, you know, then they adjust.
- 8:45SPEAKER_01: And then most of them can't adjust.
- 8:47SPEAKER_01: That's the funny part of it.
- 8:48SPEAKER_01: I mean, do you have friends that are girls that are pretty hot or
- 8:54SPEAKER_01: that were really stunning back in the day,
- 8:56SPEAKER_01: but now they sort of hit the wall a little bit?
- 8:58SPEAKER_03: Sure, sure.
- 8:59SPEAKER_01: Are they not all just desperate fucking idiots?
- 9:02SPEAKER_03: More or less.
- 9:05SPEAKER_03: Well, you see them at the Dokken show.
- 9:07SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 9:07SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
- 9:09SPEAKER_01: Dude, there's this girl,
- 9:10SPEAKER_01: and I'm not going to say her name because I do hang and party with her on occasion.
- 9:15SPEAKER_01: But in high school, she was like the hottest chick.
- 9:20SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 9:21SPEAKER_01: Everybody wanted to bang this chick.
- 9:23SPEAKER_01: And she was a stuck-up fucking cunt in fucking high school.
- 9:30SPEAKER_01: And now that we're going into our late 40s, She still acts that way.
- 9:39SPEAKER_01: And everybody around her just looks at her like a fucking pathetic idiot
- 9:44SPEAKER_01: because she still acts like that fucking spoiled twat.
- 9:47SPEAKER_01: But now she's got, you know, 30 years of wear on her, you know, and it's almost sad.
- 9:53SPEAKER_01: In fact, it's not almost.
- 9:54SPEAKER_01: It's sad to see,
- 9:56SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 9:56SPEAKER_01: to see some chick that thinks that she's still hot,
- 9:59SPEAKER_01: but doesn't realize that she's not that she's,
- 10:02SPEAKER_01: you know, she's not worth your time anymore.
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- 10:52SPEAKER_03: You know, it's just fucking the pathetic nature of chicks.
- 10:56SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what we're reading
- 10:57SPEAKER_00: about here.
- 10:58SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 10:59SPEAKER_00: And it's funny that you said just what you said, because here's the next line.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 11:04SPEAKER_00: And hence, then,
- 11:07SPEAKER_00: that universal truth about stunners, whether it's here in the States or abroad...
- 11:13SPEAKER_00: The more attractive, the more cuntish.
- 11:16SPEAKER_00: Very true.
- 11:17SPEAKER_00: Almost no exceptions.
- 11:20SPEAKER_01: Almost no exceptions, sure.
- 11:22SPEAKER_00: Agree.
- 11:23SPEAKER_00: Since then,
- 11:24SPEAKER_00: the mind and character of women is a result not of reason,
- 11:28SPEAKER_00: but of an irrational force, her sexual market value.
- 11:33SPEAKER_00: It follows that in her relationships with men,
- 11:36SPEAKER_00: her behavior will be determined mostly by feeling, impulse, and caprice.
- 11:43SPEAKER_00: Or if she's hot enough to get away with it, but her essential cuntishness.
- 11:49SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 11:50SPEAKER_00: So, you know, the thing is, is that I've dealt with a lot of this over the years.
- 11:57SPEAKER_00: Rather than just being a rational, you know, you can't have a discussion.
- 12:02SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 12:03SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 12:03SPEAKER_00: It's always how I feel about things.
- 12:06SPEAKER_00: And I've said that on the show many times.
- 12:09SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 12:11SPEAKER_00: But that's basically what it boils down to.
- 12:14SPEAKER_00: She's hot enough to get away with it by her essential cuntishness.
- 12:19SPEAKER_00: And so men should not expect women to take personal responsibility for their actions
- 12:25SPEAKER_00: for where a man feels a sense of justice, abstract and rationale.
- 12:31SPEAKER_00: A woman's mind rather follows its whims and delusions.
- 12:36SPEAKER_00: She is, to borrow a fine aphorism from Nietzsche, foam tossed to and fro on shallow water.
- 12:49SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 12:51SPEAKER_01: I like that analogy, actually.
- 12:54SPEAKER_00: It's too good.
- 12:55SPEAKER_00: Again, being driven by irrational force,
- 12:58SPEAKER_00: her sexual market value,
- 13:00SPEAKER_00: a woman has a general rule, no sense of honor or loyalty or obligation.
- 13:06SPEAKER_00: Amen to that.
- 13:08SPEAKER_00: I experienced that, as you know.
- 13:10SPEAKER_00: Me too.
- 13:13SPEAKER_00: Inherently abstract and requiring a steady will to carry them on.
- 13:19SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait a minute.
- 13:20SPEAKER_00: Let me start this again.
- 13:21SPEAKER_00: Inherently abstract and requiring a steady will to carry them out,
- 13:26SPEAKER_00: which women with their in constant nature...
- 13:34SPEAKER_00: That doesn't make a lot of sense.
- 13:35SPEAKER_00: Which women, with their inconstant nature, also lack.
- 13:39SPEAKER_00: These things are fundamentally masculine in character.
- 13:42SPEAKER_00: It's often been noticed, for example, that keeping their word generally means little to women.
- 13:49SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 13:50SPEAKER_00: They prefer to avoid such discomfort in just the same way that they are not inclined
- 13:55SPEAKER_00: to assert themselves.
- 13:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 13:59SPEAKER_00: So...
- 13:59SPEAKER_01: You mean like saying like, oh, I don't know, like, well, I would never cheat.
- 14:04SPEAKER_01: I'll just, if we're done, I'll just actually say it to you and then cheating?
- 14:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 14:09SPEAKER_01: I've heard that's a problem.
- 14:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've heard that too.
- 14:15SPEAKER_00: I've heard that could be bad.
- 14:17SPEAKER_00: When faced with a compelling argument of even empirical evidence which shows her
- 14:23SPEAKER_00: to be wrong beyond dispute,
- 14:26SPEAKER_00: a woman will usually just devise some rationalization or other happily supported
- 14:31SPEAKER_00: in its bizarre endeavor by every other stupid bitch on her phone from her mom
- 14:37SPEAKER_00: to her BFF.
- 14:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and every other guy that's trying to fuck her.
- 14:41SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 14:41SPEAKER_01: The white knight.
- 14:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the white knight rides it.
- 14:46SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're right.
- 14:46SPEAKER_01: He is an asshole.
- 14:47SPEAKER_01: How dare he not accept you sucking that guy's dick?
- 14:49SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 14:50SPEAKER_01: How dare he not fucking accept you cheating like the whore you are?
- 14:54SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
- 14:55SPEAKER_01: You know?
- 14:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the white knight.
- 14:57SPEAKER_01: That guy can fucking die
- 14:59SPEAKER_03: in a fire.
- 14:59SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 15:00SPEAKER_01: Fucking asshole.
- 15:02SPEAKER_03: Well, let me tell you a story
- 15:03SPEAKER_00: real quick.
- 15:04SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 15:05SPEAKER_00: I was involved with this girl.
- 15:09SPEAKER_00: You know of her.
- 15:10SPEAKER_00: This was a few years ago.
- 15:12SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:13SPEAKER_00: In Chicago or here?
- 15:14SPEAKER_00: In Chicago.
- 15:15SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:16SPEAKER_00: And I was invited to her sister's wedding.
- 15:20SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:20SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:21SPEAKER_00: Went to the wedding, went to the reception afterwards.
- 15:25SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:27SPEAKER_00: This was out in Joliet, which was a good hour, 20 minute, hour and a half drive.
- 15:35SPEAKER_00: Well, by the end of the night, she was kind of lit up.
- 15:39SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:40SPEAKER_00: So, of course, I said to her, I will drive you home.
- 15:44SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 15:45SPEAKER_00: Her answer, no, I'm fine.
- 15:48SPEAKER_00: I'll drive myself.
- 15:49SPEAKER_01: Oh, boy.
- 15:50SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:51SPEAKER_00: So, being concerned, I said, okay.
- 15:55SPEAKER_00: I will lead you.
- 15:57SPEAKER_00: Just stay behind me.
- 15:59SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 15:59SPEAKER_00: And I'll get you home safely.
- 16:02SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 16:04SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 16:04SPEAKER_00: We get up on Interstate 80, getting up on the on-ramp, right on by me like I was sitting still.
- 16:14SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 16:14SPEAKER_00: She took off like a bullet.
- 16:16SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 16:17SPEAKER_00: Gone.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 16:18SPEAKER_00: Couldn't even see her taillights.
- 16:20SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's how fast she took off.
- 16:23SPEAKER_03: So I'm thinking to myself, what the fuck?
- 16:26SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking she could taste that dick getting ready to be slid into her fucking throat.
- 16:30SPEAKER_03: It's not yours.
- 16:32SPEAKER_00: Well, so I'm just like...
- 16:36SPEAKER_00: You know, of course, I have no power to do anything.
- 16:39SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?
- 16:42SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 16:42SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm riding along there about another five,
- 16:45SPEAKER_00: six miles and I catch up to her and she's tailgating a truck.
- 16:50SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 16:51SPEAKER_00: So I get up alongside her and I turn my dome light on and I'm like looking
- 16:55SPEAKER_00: at her like, what the hell are you doing?
- 16:57SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 16:58SPEAKER_00: You know?
- 16:59SPEAKER_00: And so I get on by her.
- 17:01SPEAKER_00: She pulls out behind the truck, gets behind me.
- 17:05SPEAKER_00: So I figure, okay, well, she's just going to follow me now, right?
- 17:08SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 17:09SPEAKER_00: Well, this Mustang went blowing by me in the left lane.
- 17:13SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 17:14SPEAKER_03: She gets out behind me and gets behind the Mustang and takes off like a bullet again.
- 17:20SPEAKER_03: Jesus.
- 17:21SPEAKER_03: So she hooked up with... Wow.
- 17:24SPEAKER_03: Out of sight again.
- 17:25SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
- 17:26SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 17:27SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 17:28SPEAKER_00: So I can't even see her at this point.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: She's just gone.
- 17:31SPEAKER_00: I mean, literally doing 90.
- 17:34SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 17:35SPEAKER_00: And it's nighttime.
- 17:37SPEAKER_00: It's 1130 going on midnight.
- 17:40SPEAKER_00: So I'm just like, what am I going to do?
- 17:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck this.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: I'm not getting a DWI or whatever.
- 17:44SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 17:45SPEAKER_03: Bitch.
- 17:45SPEAKER_03: So in a few miles, I see blue lights flashing up there.
- 17:51SPEAKER_03: Okay.
- 17:52SPEAKER_03: Head of me.
- 17:53SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 17:53SPEAKER_00: So I get up there.
- 17:56SPEAKER_00: Guess who's pulled over?
- 17:57SPEAKER_00: Of course she is.
- 17:58SPEAKER_00: She's pulled over.
- 18:00SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 18:00SPEAKER_00: So I'm driving by and I'm just like, well, there ain't no way I'm stopping.
- 18:04SPEAKER_00: Fuck no.
- 18:05SPEAKER_00: Not on the side of the road.
- 18:06SPEAKER_00: The cops got her pulled over.
- 18:08SPEAKER_00: Yep.
- 18:09SPEAKER_00: So I'm just like, what the fuck?
- 18:12SPEAKER_00: So I went on by and I'm like thinking, well, should I get off at the next exit?
- 18:17SPEAKER_00: Should I wait?
- 18:18SPEAKER_00: Should I continue on?
- 18:20SPEAKER_00: Should I just say, fuck you?
- 18:21SPEAKER_00: It's your problem.
- 18:23SPEAKER_00: I'm going through all these ideas like, what do you think I should do?
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: So I call her cell phone about 10, 15 minutes later to find out what the deal is.
- 18:33SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 18:34SPEAKER_00: So she tells me that she got pulled over and the cop is making her get off at
- 18:40SPEAKER_00: the next exit and go to a Burger King and get a sandwich.
- 18:46SPEAKER_00: Oh, wow.
- 18:46SPEAKER_00: So he didn't bust her for the DUI.
- 18:48SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 18:49SPEAKER_00: He busted her for the speeding.
- 18:51SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 18:53SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 18:54SPEAKER_01: And let her give her.
- 18:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've had cops be cool like that before.
- 18:57SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 18:58SPEAKER_00: So she had to go to this.
- 19:01SPEAKER_00: Burger King at the next exit,
- 19:03SPEAKER_00: he made her get a sandwich or something and sit in the parking lot for like
- 19:07SPEAKER_00: a half hour and wait it out.
- 19:09SPEAKER_01: Eat it and veg out.
- 19:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 19:12SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, well, do you need me to come back?
- 19:14SPEAKER_00: Do you want me to come there?
- 19:17SPEAKER_00: No, I'm okay.
- 19:18SPEAKER_00: I'm fine.
- 19:19SPEAKER_00: Don't worry about it.
- 19:20SPEAKER_00: You just go on home.
- 19:21SPEAKER_00: I'll deal with it.
- 19:21SPEAKER_00: I'm fine.
- 19:22SPEAKER_00: He didn't take me to jail.
- 19:23SPEAKER_00: He's just writing me for the speed.
- 19:26SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 19:26SPEAKER_00: I'm just like, all right.
- 19:28SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 19:29SPEAKER_00: Heading home.
- 19:30SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 19:31SPEAKER_00: So I head home.
- 19:33SPEAKER_00: Come Monday, I'm at work.
- 19:36SPEAKER_00: This wedding was on a Saturday.
- 19:40SPEAKER_00: Come Monday,
- 19:40SPEAKER_00: she went back out to Joliet to be with her family because they had some kind of like
- 19:45SPEAKER_00: a, you know, after wedding party, something or another.
- 19:50SPEAKER_00: And, you know, I wasn't invited to go and, you know, whatever.
- 19:53SPEAKER_00: But anyway, Monday, she comes to my office.
- 19:56SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 19:57SPEAKER_00: And I'm saying, so what the hell happened?
- 20:01SPEAKER_00: She starts reading me the riot act.
- 20:05SPEAKER_00: What?
- 20:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:06SPEAKER_00: She starts reading me the riot act saying,
- 20:09SPEAKER_00: I talked to my sisters and And they said that you should have pulled over
- 20:15SPEAKER_00: and you should have did this and you should have did this.
- 20:19SPEAKER_00: And you didn't have any concern for me.
- 20:22SPEAKER_00: You just went right on home and you did this.
- 20:25SPEAKER_00: I mean, and the thing is, is she was trying to pin this on me like this was my fault.
- 20:30SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 20:31SPEAKER_03: Even though she told you to go fucking home.
- 20:33SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 20:35SPEAKER_03: And, you know, I was just like, I told you to
- 20:38SPEAKER_00: follow me.
- 20:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 20:39SPEAKER_00: Well, you were going too slow,
- 20:41SPEAKER_00: you know, and I wanted to get home and I want this and I want that.
- 20:44SPEAKER_00: And, you know, my sister said.
- 20:46SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, tell your sister to fucking eat a brick.
- 20:50SPEAKER_00: Well, needless to say that that was near.
- 20:52SPEAKER_00: That was the beginning of the end.
- 20:53SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 20:54SPEAKER_00: You know, that was one of the incidences that kind of was getting near the end.
- 21:00SPEAKER_03: But just the thought that she tried to turn this around like somehow I was at fault here.
- 21:06SPEAKER_03: Oh, typical chick doesn't take responsibility for her own fucking idiocy.
- 21:11SPEAKER_03: Isn't that what they do?
- 21:12SPEAKER_03: Well, that's what this sentence
- 21:14SPEAKER_01: just said.
- 21:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's exactly what they all do.
- 21:18SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 21:19SPEAKER_03: they're wired that way.
- 21:20SPEAKER_03: They're wired to be cunts.
- 21:24SPEAKER_00: So to read this sentence again,
- 21:26SPEAKER_00: faced with a compelling argument or even empirical evidence which shows her
- 21:31SPEAKER_00: to be wrong beyond dispute,
- 21:34SPEAKER_00: a woman will usually just devise some irrational or utterance.
- 21:37SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 22:01SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that sounds
- 22:03SPEAKER_03: all true to me.
- 22:04SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 22:04SPEAKER_03: Did I write this?
- 22:06SPEAKER_03: Well, like I said, when I read this, I was just like, this has got Chris all over it.
- 22:11SPEAKER_03: I was going to say, this sounds just like me.
- 22:13SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 22:14SPEAKER_00: And again,
- 22:15SPEAKER_00: doing the right thing for women is a matter,
- 22:18SPEAKER_00: not so much of reason as it is instinct and feeling.
- 22:23SPEAKER_00: Hence, unconditional love is a distractly motherly thing.
- 22:29SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 22:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, is a distinctly motherly thing,
- 22:32SPEAKER_00: and hence it is that the moral judgments of women are frequently dubious,
- 22:38SPEAKER_00: just as their characters are by nature fickle and unreliable.
- 22:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 22:44SPEAKER_00: In the age of smartphones and social media,
- 22:46SPEAKER_00: women receive such a massive amount of male attention that it is quite rare for
- 22:52SPEAKER_00: a seven and up not to be a cunt for the simple reason that she can be.
- 22:59SPEAKER_01: There's truth to that.
- 23:01SPEAKER_01: That's for damn sure.
- 23:02SPEAKER_01: Any chick that's fucking halfway attractive is generally a fucking bitch.
- 23:05SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 23:06SPEAKER_01: You know, and you know, what's the old saying?
- 23:09SPEAKER_01: No matter how hot she is, somebody's tired of fucking that.
- 23:12SPEAKER_01: That's it.
- 23:14SPEAKER_03: So true, man.
- 23:16SPEAKER_03: Because they are.
- 23:16SPEAKER_03: They're fucking bitches.
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 23:18SPEAKER_03: Well, again, there's always somebody
- 23:19SPEAKER_00: waiting around the corner.
- 23:20SPEAKER_01: That's why I troll the trailer parks, man.
- 23:24SPEAKER_00: Well,
- 23:25SPEAKER_00: when I was in my early 20s and I had just moved out to California and I was working
- 23:30SPEAKER_00: for Roadway,
- 23:32SPEAKER_00: my boss at the time kind of took me under his wing and kind of was showing me
- 23:38SPEAKER_00: the ropes in life more or less because I was only 20 years old.
- 23:42SPEAKER_00: And he told me, you know, because I was married at the time, I was fairly newly married.
- 23:48SPEAKER_00: And he, you know, she was giving me grief and whatnot.
- 23:51SPEAKER_00: And I talked to him about it.
- 23:52SPEAKER_00: And he goes, let me tell you something, son.
- 23:54SPEAKER_00: One thing you're going to learn is that women are always looking for the bigger
- 23:58SPEAKER_00: and better thing.
- 23:59SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 24:00SPEAKER_00: Whatever that is, it's always the bigger and better thing, especially if she's attractive.
- 24:05SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 24:08SPEAKER_00: The article continues, so what that she pisses you off?
- 24:12SPEAKER_00: You are just one among the endless number of suitors.
- 24:17SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 24:18SPEAKER_00: I know that to be the fact.
- 24:21SPEAKER_00: And as we see from children and women alike,
- 24:24SPEAKER_00: human nature as a general rule will incline to do whatever it can so long
- 24:31SPEAKER_00: as there is no apparent consequences.
- 24:35SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 24:36SPEAKER_00: So it's how much can I get away with?
- 24:38SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 24:41SPEAKER_03: I have very little to add to this truism.
- 24:44SPEAKER_03: Sure.
- 24:45SPEAKER_03: This is like biblical truth.
- 24:46SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 24:47SPEAKER_00: Today, women are surrounded by so many white knights
- 24:52SPEAKER_00: and beta orbiters that the rare man
- 24:56SPEAKER_00: who not only doesn't take their shit but even presumes to call them on it is likely
- 25:02SPEAKER_00: to be deemed abusive or a creep or who knows what.
- 25:11SPEAKER_00: There is a collision here between entitled expectations and non-beta male behavior.
- 25:16SPEAKER_00: Here the hamster will only point touchy fingers.
- 25:20SPEAKER_00: It will not itself be accountable for its only pressing interest lies
- 25:27SPEAKER_00: in looking pretty and being seen.
- 25:30SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 25:32SPEAKER_00: So I guess if you're a Chris Akin and you don't put up with the bullshit, you're a creep.
- 25:37SPEAKER_00: You're abusive.
- 25:39SPEAKER_00: I've heard that.
- 25:40SPEAKER_00: You're microaggressing me.
- 25:43SPEAKER_00: Microaggressing me.
- 25:44SPEAKER_00: Shut up.
- 25:47SPEAKER_00: An example,
- 25:48SPEAKER_00: let's say for an example that you and your sweetheart are having difficult times,
- 25:52SPEAKER_00: her cuntish behavior becoming too much for you to take,
- 25:57SPEAKER_00: you can present her with an eminently reasonable explanation of how she fucked up
- 26:03SPEAKER_00: and needs to change.
- 26:04SPEAKER_00: Yet even if you do so with tremendous tact and patience,
- 26:08SPEAKER_00: she probably will distort your views anyway,
- 26:12SPEAKER_00: employing her powerful sense of her sexual market value in order to do so.
- 26:17SPEAKER_00: It's not that she's been a bitch or a brat or whatever.
- 26:20SPEAKER_00: You're the problem and she's not going to settle.
- 26:24SPEAKER_03: Well, that's always the way it is.
- 26:26SPEAKER_03: You're the problem.
- 26:28SPEAKER_01: Mm hmm.
- 26:29SPEAKER_03: A woman... Go ahead.
- 26:31SPEAKER_01: No, I was going to say, that's always how it is with chicks, dude.
- 26:34SPEAKER_01: They can't take any responsibility for their own fucking idiocy.
- 26:37SPEAKER_01: Nope.
- 26:38SPEAKER_01: Nope.
- 26:38SPEAKER_01: Never.
- 26:41SPEAKER_01: Dude, if a girl robbed a bank and fucking got caught,
- 26:47SPEAKER_01: somehow she would find a way to say,
- 26:48SPEAKER_01: well, if you made more money, I wouldn't have had to rob that bank.
- 26:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 26:52SPEAKER_01: That's how fucking stupid and
- 26:54SPEAKER_03: twisted chicks are.
- 26:55SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 26:55SPEAKER_03: Well, if you had pulled over when I got pulled over from the cop because I was speeding.
- 27:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 27:00SPEAKER_01: You would have gotten the ticket and not me.
- 27:03SPEAKER_01: Fucking asshole.
- 27:05SPEAKER_01: That's more or less what happened.
- 27:07SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 27:12SPEAKER_00: A woman will rarely demonstrate any understanding
- 27:15SPEAKER_00: of how her own poor behavior caused or influenced you to respond in kind.
- 27:20SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 27:21SPEAKER_00: Simple cause and effect as it occurs, moral agency is far beyond her.
- 27:27SPEAKER_00: All she knows is that she doesn't like how you made her feel.
- 27:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 27:32SPEAKER_00: So you're the bad guy.
- 27:34SPEAKER_03: Because you have to make her feel good all the time.
- 27:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 27:36SPEAKER_00: You're making me feel bad about myself.
- 27:39SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 27:42SPEAKER_00: Besides,
- 27:43SPEAKER_00: everything happens for a reason,
- 27:45SPEAKER_00: or it wasn't meant to be,
- 27:46SPEAKER_00: or you weren't the right one after all, and so on and so forth.
- 27:51SPEAKER_00: For her, mine is little more than a bundle of rosy delusions and cliches.
- 27:59SPEAKER_00: She is a kind of media waystation for the cherished nonsense of our ongoing Western decline.
- 28:07SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 28:08SPEAKER_01: And you know what the funny part about all this is?
- 28:10SPEAKER_01: And then they can't figure out why we, A, cheat, or B, will just start banging whores.
- 28:17SPEAKER_01: You know, I mean, there's a reason that hooking is a fucking major business.
- 28:20SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 28:22SPEAKER_01: And truthfully, it has very little to do with the sex.
- 28:26SPEAKER_01: It honestly does.
- 28:27SPEAKER_01: It doesn't have, I mean, it has some to do with it.
- 28:28SPEAKER_01: You want to bang a chick,
- 28:29SPEAKER_01: but hookers are the byproduct of just not wanting to deal with the bullshit.
- 28:36SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 28:36SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 28:37SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 28:39SPEAKER_01: we know in our head as guys,
- 28:42SPEAKER_01: and tell me I'm wrong on this, we know what the value of a chick is to us.
- 28:48SPEAKER_01: We have a rational value of what a chick is to us.
- 28:52SPEAKER_01: And it varies from person to person.
- 28:55SPEAKER_01: There's a little bit of the camaraderie between a guy and a girl,
- 28:59SPEAKER_01: you know, the relationship piece that most people want.
- 29:04SPEAKER_01: There's the sex.
- 29:06SPEAKER_01: And that's really it.
- 29:10SPEAKER_01: All the other bullshit and maybe the status, depending on who you are as a person.
- 29:15SPEAKER_01: Am I close?
- 29:16SPEAKER_01: True.
- 29:18SPEAKER_01: But what ends up happening is through years of dealing with this irrational,
- 29:23SPEAKER_01: stupid shit, because guys by nature are logical.
- 29:27SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to say they make all good choices.
- 29:30SPEAKER_01: I make terrible choices, but I do most of my shit out of logic.
- 29:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, logic and reason.
- 29:35SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, and sometimes I don't.
- 29:37SPEAKER_01: That's when I get in trouble.
- 29:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 29:40SPEAKER_01: By being logical, we can't put up with this irrational fucking horse shit.
- 29:45SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 29:46SPEAKER_01: We do it for a while,
- 29:47SPEAKER_01: and what it does, and these chicks never understand it, is it lessens their value.
- 29:52SPEAKER_01: Every time a chick,
- 29:54SPEAKER_01: and you're a prime example with the one that,
- 29:59SPEAKER_01: not the most recent one, but the one before that.
- 30:02SPEAKER_01: You know, the one that really went fucking crazy.
- 30:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 30:06SPEAKER_01: With every single passing incident that happened, you liked that girl.
- 30:12SPEAKER_01: And with every passing incident, though, she diminished her value to you.
- 30:17SPEAKER_00: Yeah, very much so.
- 30:27SPEAKER_02: So what are you waiting for?
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- 30:50SPEAKER_01: And it just steadily declined, declined, declined, declined.
- 30:54SPEAKER_01: At first, dude, and I said this to you off the air, I thought you were going to marry that girl.
- 30:59SPEAKER_01: I honestly did.
- 31:01SPEAKER_01: But by the end, it was like, you couldn't wait to fucking run from her.
- 31:05SPEAKER_01: Yeah, more or less.
- 31:07SPEAKER_01: And it was because she showed this irrational horse shit that fucking slowly
- 31:13SPEAKER_01: but surely made you not want to deal with her anymore.
- 31:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're absolutely right.
- 31:17SPEAKER_01: And that's what chicks do.
- 31:18SPEAKER_01: And they don't even, they refuse to acknowledge that.
- 31:21SPEAKER_01: And then they wonder why they end up alone.
- 31:25SPEAKER_01: You know that most, the most...
- 31:28SPEAKER_01: The highest number of chicks that are single is chicks that are in our age group, 45 to 55.
- 31:33SPEAKER_01: You know why?
- 31:36SPEAKER_01: Because they've burned it out.
- 31:37SPEAKER_01: Everybody's sick of their shit.
- 31:39SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 31:40SPEAKER_01: Everybody at that age is sick of their shit.
- 31:42SPEAKER_01: And, you know,
- 31:43SPEAKER_01: we all pick up again when we get into our 60s and know we're on our way out
- 31:47SPEAKER_01: and just want somebody to be around to fucking push the wheelchair or whatever.
- 31:51SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I mean,
- 31:52SPEAKER_01: honestly, dude, that's when we bring chicks back into our world when we're old.
- 31:57SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 31:57SPEAKER_01: right now, dude,
- 32:00SPEAKER_01: I'm not the only one,
- 32:02SPEAKER_01: but you have other friends that are in our age group that are single, do you not?
- 32:06SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 32:07SPEAKER_01: How many of those people,
- 32:08SPEAKER_01: let's just say out of 10,
- 32:10SPEAKER_01: do you have 10 people in your world that are single, that are roughly our age?
- 32:14SPEAKER_01: I would have to really
- 32:15SPEAKER_03: think about it.
- 32:16SPEAKER_03: Do you have five?
- 32:18SPEAKER_03: Probably five, yeah.
- 32:19SPEAKER_01: Okay, if you have five,
- 32:21SPEAKER_01: how many of those five are sitting around saying,
- 32:23SPEAKER_01: man, I really got to find a new chick.
- 32:26SPEAKER_01: I got to find a relationship.
- 32:27SPEAKER_01: None of them.
- 32:28SPEAKER_01: None.
- 32:29SPEAKER_01: Because we all don't want to deal with your fucking stupid cuntiness.
- 32:33SPEAKER_01: We'd much rather be single.
- 32:35SPEAKER_01: Dude, nothing makes me happier in the morning anymore than waking up and not having
- 32:39SPEAKER_01: to fucking wonder what she's going to bitch about today.
- 32:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 32:43SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
- 32:44SPEAKER_01: Nothing will ever make me want that again.
- 32:46SPEAKER_01: There's no pussy good enough,
- 32:49SPEAKER_01: there's no fucking relationship good enough to want to go back to the risk of
- 32:54SPEAKER_01: that happening.
- 32:56SPEAKER_01: Fuck that.
- 32:58SPEAKER_01: You know, and chicks can say that I'm a fucking sexist or whatever, all they fucking want to.
- 33:04SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
- 33:05SPEAKER_01: The proof is in the pudding.
- 33:06SPEAKER_01: And every single one of them that you end up in a relationship with,
- 33:10SPEAKER_01: and everybody ends up in a relationship with,
- 33:12SPEAKER_01: it's the same fucking story every fucking time.
- 33:15SPEAKER_01: The story ends with, she's a cunt.
- 33:19SPEAKER_01: And either I put up with it anyway because I can't afford to fucking divorce her,
- 33:23SPEAKER_01: or I'm out of here.
- 33:25SPEAKER_01: That's how it ends up every time.
- 33:27SPEAKER_01: There's Of people you know that are our age and are married,
- 33:33SPEAKER_01: how many of them tell you, man, my fucking relationship is great?
- 33:38SPEAKER_01: How many?
- 33:39SPEAKER_01: Tell me that's zero.
- 33:40SPEAKER_01: Because I know that's the answer.
- 33:42SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 33:43SPEAKER_01: Pretty much.
- 33:44SPEAKER_01: Dude, I have a circle of, most of my friends are married.
- 33:48SPEAKER_01: I mean, the overwhelming majority of my friends are married.
- 33:51SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 33:52SPEAKER_01: And if I took the total number of people,
- 33:55SPEAKER_01: and I do this every once in a while,
- 33:57SPEAKER_01: I try to figure out who I look at that are married and happy,
- 34:02SPEAKER_01: and the number that I can come up with is two.
- 34:07SPEAKER_01: Two out of easily 50 couples.
- 34:11SPEAKER_01: Two of them, I would say, are happy from day to day.
- 34:14SPEAKER_01: The rest,
- 34:15SPEAKER_01: I think,
- 34:15SPEAKER_01: have spurts where they might dig their chick or they might dig their dude,
- 34:19SPEAKER_01: depending on who they are.
- 34:20SPEAKER_01: But overwhelmingly, if they could find a way to get away from it, they would.
- 34:24SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 34:25SPEAKER_01: If they could fucking adjust to all the bullshit in their head with dealing
- 34:29SPEAKER_01: with their family and dealing with the finances and all that other shit.
- 34:34SPEAKER_01: If everything was even playing field, they'd all fucking walk my path and be single.
- 34:38SPEAKER_01: And just fuck chicks on the fucking fly.
- 34:42SPEAKER_01: There's nothing wrong with that.
- 34:43SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 34:44SPEAKER_01: It's so much better to just do that.
- 34:46SPEAKER_01: Just, all right, I'm going to bang somebody.
- 34:48SPEAKER_01: Cool.
- 34:49SPEAKER_01: And then we'll go home.
- 34:50SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 34:51SPEAKER_01: That is such a better path than fucking having to deal with.
- 34:55SPEAKER_01: You didn't fucking put your dish in the dishwasher.
- 34:58SPEAKER_01: Fuck you, you stupid whore.
- 35:01SPEAKER_01: Stop being a cunt.
- 35:02SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 35:04SPEAKER_01: I fucking, ugh.
- 35:05SPEAKER_01: I literally have grown to hate The relationship chick.
- 35:09SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 35:10SPEAKER_01: I fucking,
- 35:12SPEAKER_01: every time I hear anything about let's get into a relationship,
- 35:15SPEAKER_01: it's like, no, you know, I'm not into torture.
- 35:18SPEAKER_01: I've had enough fucking pain in my life.
- 35:21SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
- 35:23SPEAKER_01: That's really how I feel.
- 35:24SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 35:26SPEAKER_03: Stupid bitches.
- 35:28SPEAKER_03: Have you ever watched the Three Stooges?
- 35:31SPEAKER_03: Every episode, 50 times.
- 35:33SPEAKER_00: Did you ever see the one where they were the census taker?
- 35:36SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 35:37SPEAKER_00: It's great.
- 35:38SPEAKER_00: So Mo goes up to the door,
- 35:39SPEAKER_00: and he knocks on the door,
- 35:40SPEAKER_00: and this guy comes to the door, and he goes, Hello, mister.
- 35:43SPEAKER_00: I'm a census taker.
- 35:44SPEAKER_00: Are you married or happy?
- 35:47SPEAKER_00: And he hears, Henry!
- 35:50SPEAKER_00: And he ducks,
- 35:51SPEAKER_00: and this pot comes flying out the door and hits Mo right in the face
- 35:55SPEAKER_00: and knocks him off the step, and he goes, Married.
- 36:02SPEAKER_03: Yep.
- 36:05SPEAKER_01: It hasn't changed in 75 years.
- 36:06SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that was the 1930s, dude.
- 36:08SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so it hasn't changed in 75, 80 years.
- 36:13SPEAKER_01: Are you married or happy?
- 36:16SPEAKER_01: It is true, though, dude.
- 36:18SPEAKER_01: I can't tell you,
- 36:19SPEAKER_01: and I won't tell you who,
- 36:20SPEAKER_01: but I have a lot of my married friends that are like,
- 36:23SPEAKER_01: I got to fucking, I wish I could live like that.
- 36:26SPEAKER_03: I wish I had your freedom.
- 36:27SPEAKER_03: Well, a lot of people said that to me all my life.
- 36:29SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 36:30SPEAKER_03: It's like, wow.
- 36:34SPEAKER_01: I wish I wouldn't have wasted 20 fucking years.
- 36:37SPEAKER_01: Jesus Christ.
- 36:38SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm happy for my kids.
- 36:39SPEAKER_01: That's about it.
- 36:40SPEAKER_00: Yeah, sure.
- 36:42SPEAKER_01: The rest of it was fucking, just fucking eating a bag of glass for dinner every night.
- 36:47SPEAKER_01: Fucking...
- 36:49SPEAKER_01: Fucking pouring gasoline on open wounds and lighting them on fire every day of my life.
- 36:54SPEAKER_01: And you have the literal scars to prove it.
- 36:57SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 36:58SPEAKER_01: People think I was burned in a furnace accident.
- 37:00SPEAKER_01: It's really just the slow burning death of my humanity when I was married.
- 37:06SPEAKER_03: I think that's a good opening line for the intro.
- 37:13SPEAKER_01: It's so true, dude.
- 37:15SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 37:15SPEAKER_01: one of the things I always said was when I was doing the Little Victories press,
- 37:22SPEAKER_01: I said in every interview,
- 37:23SPEAKER_01: because I always talked about the burn accident or whatever,
- 37:27SPEAKER_01: and I always said that the fucking divorce hurt a lot more than the fucking.
- 37:31SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 37:32SPEAKER_01: Because a fucking chick will make you fucking hate your own being a whole lot more
- 37:38SPEAKER_01: than a fire will.
- 37:40SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 37:40SPEAKER_01: And it is so true.
- 37:42SPEAKER_01: I was at the point that I fucking hated my own existence to
- 37:46SPEAKER_01: where I would have rather been burned every day than to have to deal with her.
- 37:50SPEAKER_01: And yet I did.
- 37:51SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 37:51SPEAKER_01: Because I'm dumb.
- 37:54SPEAKER_01: Because again,
- 37:55SPEAKER_01: like this article is saying,
- 37:56SPEAKER_01: because she was hot and I was willing to put up with it.
- 37:59SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 38:00SPEAKER_01: Ugh, what an idiot.
- 38:01SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 38:02SPEAKER_00: How did Zeppelin sing?
- 38:03SPEAKER_00: The soul of a woman was created below.
- 38:06SPEAKER_01: But, dude, don't...
- 38:08SPEAKER_01: I almost wish in my life I would have just, like,
- 38:12SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 38:13SPEAKER_01: because early on when I was,
- 38:14SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 38:14SPEAKER_01: ripped and,
- 38:15SPEAKER_01: you know,
- 38:16SPEAKER_01: whatnot in the military and whatnot,
- 38:18SPEAKER_01: I was banging really pretty good-looking chicks.
- 38:20SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 38:21SPEAKER_01: You know, really good.
- 38:22SPEAKER_01: I mean, you met Georgiana.
- 38:23SPEAKER_01: She's a good-looking girl.
- 38:24SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's a nice-looking girl.
- 38:25SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I mean...
- 38:28SPEAKER_01: I wish that instead of banging her, I would have been banging out fives.
- 38:32SPEAKER_01: Because if I'd have been banging out fives, ultimately, pussy's pussy.
- 38:36SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 38:37SPEAKER_01: You know, I mean,
- 38:38SPEAKER_01: in the end, yeah,
- 38:40SPEAKER_01: there's a little bit of excitement to see a better looking chick naked
- 38:43SPEAKER_01: on your bed sucking your cock or something like that.
- 38:46SPEAKER_01: There's truth to that.
- 38:47SPEAKER_01: There's something to that.
- 38:49SPEAKER_01: But when it comes right down to it, banging a five and banging an eight is pretty much the same.
- 38:56SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 38:56SPEAKER_01: You know, it's pretty much the same thing.
- 38:59SPEAKER_01: And if I wouldn't have had that dumb,
- 39:03SPEAKER_01: well, she's so hot, look at, you know, that show-off thing.
- 39:07SPEAKER_01: Just been like, man,
- 39:08SPEAKER_01: I'll just bang any old fucking pussy there was,
- 39:10SPEAKER_01: which I did for the first year until I met her.
- 39:12SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 39:13SPEAKER_01: Dumbass.
- 39:15SPEAKER_01: If I would have just stayed that path, I would have never been upset fucking with a chick.
- 39:20SPEAKER_01: I could have never got hurt by a chick.
- 39:22SPEAKER_01: But instead,
- 39:22SPEAKER_01: I fucking,
- 39:23SPEAKER_01: just like this article says, I just fucking was willing to put up with it.
- 39:26SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 39:27SPEAKER_01: What a fucking idiot I am.
- 39:30SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 39:31SPEAKER_00: A woman's word is meaningless.
- 39:33SPEAKER_00: True.
- 39:35SPEAKER_00: Having been a bouncer on and off for about a decade,
- 39:38SPEAKER_00: I have had countless women ask me to throw men out.
- 39:42SPEAKER_00: A man goes up to a woman and because she is pretty,
- 39:46SPEAKER_00: tries to chat her up and offers to buy her a drink.
- 39:50SPEAKER_00: He is, however,
- 39:51SPEAKER_00: a little goofy or awkward and perhaps stares a millisecond too long
- 39:55SPEAKER_00: at those tits carefully bursting from her two-type top.
- 40:00SPEAKER_00: Ergo, he's a creep.
- 40:02SPEAKER_00: Get the bouncer.
- 40:06SPEAKER_00: It's a good thing for the men at the bars and the clubs where I work that
- 40:09SPEAKER_00: a woman's word is generally meaningless to me.
- 40:14SPEAKER_00: If I don't see an incident happen and if that man's body language and tone,
- 40:18SPEAKER_00: both of which I can read well,
- 40:20SPEAKER_00: like a seasoned cop or a lawyer,
- 40:22SPEAKER_00: don't suggest culpability, then I'm not taking that whiny white bitch's word for it.
- 40:32SPEAKER_00: Since I know that as a general rule,
- 40:34SPEAKER_00: there is nothing in life less credible than an angry woman's word.
- 40:39SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 40:40SPEAKER_00: If a woman is not essentially delusional in her relations with you,
- 40:44SPEAKER_00: but is actually just and responsible,
- 40:47SPEAKER_00: then it's likely that you have some leverage against her.
- 40:51SPEAKER_00: You are a nine on the look scale while she may only be a seven,
- 40:55SPEAKER_00: or you're well off while her broke ass depends on you.
- 41:00SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 41:00SPEAKER_00: Feminists who are never attractive...
- 41:05SPEAKER_00: May say women want equality,
- 41:07SPEAKER_00: but the truth is that deep down, women,
- 41:09SPEAKER_00: insofar as they are attractive,
- 41:12SPEAKER_00: want the freedom to get away with ever they can while shirking the consequences
- 41:17SPEAKER_00: of their actions.
- 41:19SPEAKER_00: Boy, do I know this to be true.
- 41:21SPEAKER_00: Their sexual market value, which is a matter of superiority, is what allows them to do so.
- 41:28SPEAKER_01: And, dude, I mean,
- 41:29SPEAKER_01: you remember when I was on that big dating tear
- 41:31SPEAKER_01: when I was dating every fucking 15 times a week?
- 41:35SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 41:38SPEAKER_01: You remember how I kept having the same problem over and over where people,
- 41:42SPEAKER_01: the chicks that I was meeting online,
- 41:45SPEAKER_01: everything started with how much money did I make?
- 41:48SPEAKER_01: What was my, oh, you have businesses.
- 41:50SPEAKER_01: You own this business.
- 41:52SPEAKER_01: Everything started there.
- 41:53SPEAKER_01: It had nothing to do with me.
- 41:55SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 41:55SPEAKER_00: It's always the, how affluent are you?
- 41:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 41:58SPEAKER_01: What kind of coin can I fucking suck out of that dick?
- 42:01SPEAKER_00: Well, of course,
- 42:02SPEAKER_00: if you were into the club scene,
- 42:04SPEAKER_00: which I know you're not,
- 42:05SPEAKER_00: but at some point,
- 42:07SPEAKER_00: if you were ever in the club scene and you meet a girl,
- 42:11SPEAKER_00: first thing she asks, what kind of car do you drive?
- 42:13SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
- 42:16SPEAKER_01: What do you care?
- 42:18SPEAKER_01: You know, I know it's it's retarded.
- 42:21SPEAKER_01: And then and then when when you the funny thing is, that's their their motivation.
- 42:27SPEAKER_01: But then when you treat them like that,
- 42:28SPEAKER_01: when you treat them like a product, because that's what they are.
- 42:32SPEAKER_01: You know, if they're if they're looking for your money, well, then they're a product.
- 42:36SPEAKER_01: And if they're going to be a product, I'm going to treat them like a product.
- 42:38SPEAKER_01: They better have all the right parts.
- 42:40SPEAKER_01: And if they don't fuck you, I don't I'm not buying it.
- 42:44SPEAKER_01: But when you treat them like that,
- 42:45SPEAKER_01: then they all of a sudden get all fucking,
- 42:47SPEAKER_01: well, you're fucking feminists or you're a sexist.
- 42:53SPEAKER_01: You don't treat me like a woman.
- 42:55SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
- 42:56SPEAKER_01: I'm treating you like you act, you bitch.
- 42:59SPEAKER_00: Of course,
- 43:00SPEAKER_00: the delusional nature of women applies in their relationships with each other
- 43:04SPEAKER_00: as well.
- 43:07SPEAKER_00: Female-dominated professions,
- 43:08SPEAKER_00: that is nursing,
- 43:09SPEAKER_00: teaching,
- 43:10SPEAKER_00: for example,
- 43:10SPEAKER_00: are commonly marked by a distinctly female sort of politics,
- 43:15SPEAKER_00: endless catty and pettiness.
- 43:18SPEAKER_00: Women, whether they are stunners or corpulent slobs, need a reason to hate other women.
- 43:24SPEAKER_00: And though it's claimed that the new girl isn't a team player,
- 43:29SPEAKER_00: the real problem is that she's prettier than they are.
- 43:33SPEAKER_00: Let's see.
- 43:34SPEAKER_00: I'm going to read this again.
- 43:41SPEAKER_00: The new girl is claimed not to be a team player.
- 43:44SPEAKER_00: The real problem is,
- 43:45SPEAKER_00: is that she is prettier than this or that American who isn't receiving
- 43:50SPEAKER_00: a comparable amount of male attention and has valid hence validation.
- 43:55SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 43:56SPEAKER_00: So it's like, who does she think she is?
- 44:00SPEAKER_00: Miss thing walking in here.
- 44:02SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 44:04SPEAKER_00: Miss Miss thing.
- 44:06SPEAKER_01: But you know what, though?
- 44:06SPEAKER_01: At the same time, we as guys are partly part of that problem.
- 44:11SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 44:12SPEAKER_01: Because, I mean, I can't speak for you.
- 44:14SPEAKER_01: I would imagine you're even more than I am on this.
- 44:17SPEAKER_01: But we always start at the top of the food chain and then work our way down.
- 44:21SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 44:22SPEAKER_01: You know, we don't go into a bar and say, you know what?
- 44:25SPEAKER_01: As much shit as guys will talk, we never go into the bar and just say, you know what?
- 44:30SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get some pussy.
- 44:31SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 44:34SPEAKER_01: We always are like, I'm going to find me a hot chick.
- 44:36SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 44:37SPEAKER_01: Start there.
- 44:38SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 44:38SPEAKER_01: Where in reality, if we went to, you know, and it really goes with time in most cases.
- 44:44SPEAKER_01: I know you're not a bar guy,
- 44:45SPEAKER_01: and I'm not really either,
- 44:47SPEAKER_01: but when I go to a bar and I'm looking for chicks,
- 44:52SPEAKER_01: what they look like goes down as the time goes down.
- 44:56SPEAKER_01: At the beginning of the night,
- 44:57SPEAKER_01: I'm looking for the hottest ones to fucking throw it out there with.
- 45:01SPEAKER_01: By the end of the night, I'm ready to bang a four.
- 45:04SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter.
- 45:05SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 45:05SPEAKER_01: You know, I just want some puss.
- 45:07SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 45:08SPEAKER_01: You know,
- 45:08SPEAKER_01: and so I think we're as culpable of that as well because the fucking hotter chicks,
- 45:14SPEAKER_01: they know that, you know, they can wait.
- 45:17SPEAKER_01: They can wait it out and pick the best, you know, what they deem to be the best of the night.
- 45:21SPEAKER_00: Well, again, it's the market value.
- 45:23SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
- 45:25SPEAKER_01: But, you know, we could defuse them, though.
- 45:30SPEAKER_01: We, as the guys, if we would just go in and find the one, just go in and find any chick.
- 45:36SPEAKER_01: You know, not give a fuck that she's got the biggest tits or the best ass in the bar.
- 45:40SPEAKER_01: Just went up to a chick,
- 45:42SPEAKER_01: looks like she might be fun, and say, hey, let's get the fuck out of here.
- 45:45SPEAKER_01: And she's like a five.
- 45:47SPEAKER_01: She's a middle-of-the-road chick.
- 45:49SPEAKER_01: Not ugly, not hot, not nothing.
- 45:51SPEAKER_01: Just a five.
- 45:52SPEAKER_01: But you know she'll fuck.
- 45:55SPEAKER_01: Or you have a vibe that she'd be that kind of fun chick.
- 45:57SPEAKER_01: And we took them first.
- 46:00SPEAKER_01: These chicks would lose all of their power.
- 46:03SPEAKER_01: These fucking hot chicks.
- 46:04SPEAKER_01: And they'd have to fucking start putting it out there.
- 46:07SPEAKER_01: But we're too stupid to do that.
- 46:09SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 46:10SPEAKER_01: And we have all these little gimmicks on how some guys will come
- 46:14SPEAKER_01: in there flashing money around.
- 46:16SPEAKER_01: Other guys, it's a white knight everything.
- 46:18SPEAKER_01: They'll see somebody, and I know you know guys like this too.
- 46:22SPEAKER_01: They'll see a chick push a guy off that's like overzealously trying to buy her
- 46:27SPEAKER_01: a drink or whatever.
- 46:29SPEAKER_01: And they'll come in and go, man, can you believe guys like that?
- 46:32SPEAKER_01: I feel sorry for beautiful women like you that have to put up with such bullshit.
- 46:36SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 46:37SPEAKER_01: We all know that guy, too.
- 46:39SPEAKER_01: The fucking asshole that comes in behind trying to fucking backdoor his way into that pussy.
- 46:49SPEAKER_01: I agree with everything this article says about how big a cunts these women are.
- 46:54SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, we are partly culpable for this.
- 46:58SPEAKER_00: Well, that's absolutely true.
- 46:59SPEAKER_00: But that really boils down to what this article is about,
- 47:03SPEAKER_00: is the fact that these women market themselves to the highest bidder.
- 47:08SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 47:09SPEAKER_01: And we're too stupid to say, you know what?
- 47:11SPEAKER_01: You're really not worth that much.
- 47:14SPEAKER_01: We're too stupid to say, you know what?
- 47:17SPEAKER_01: They may be marketed themselves at $500, but we're marketing them at like $1.25.
- 47:20SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 47:23SPEAKER_01: And, and we should, we should hold the line.
- 47:26SPEAKER_01: We should hold the line and say, nah, at best that pussy's $2.
- 47:30SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 47:30SPEAKER_01: That's it.
- 47:31SPEAKER_01: Two drinks.
- 47:32SPEAKER_01: How much is that?
- 47:33SPEAKER_01: Eight bucks.
- 47:34SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm willing to spend on you.
- 47:35SPEAKER_01: No matter how hot you are.
- 47:39SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I mean, is the goal, is the goal to get laid?
- 47:47SPEAKER_01: Would you say that...
- 47:49SPEAKER_00: I would say, yeah,
- 47:50SPEAKER_00: that the ultimate goal,
- 47:52SPEAKER_00: whether it's that night or, you know, a few dates later or something, yeah.
- 47:56SPEAKER_01: Is to get laid.
- 47:57SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 47:58SPEAKER_01: So wouldn't it be best, wouldn't it... How am I going to put this?
- 48:05SPEAKER_01: If you were buying a car, okay, ultimately you know what you're willing to spend to buy a car.
- 48:13SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 48:15SPEAKER_01: And you won't go or you almost never will go if you can afford an Acura.
- 48:21SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 48:22SPEAKER_01: You're not going to go and start trying to get the Lexus at the Acura dealer.
- 48:27SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 48:28SPEAKER_01: Because you're not willing to spend that much money over the cost, right?
- 48:32SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 48:33SPEAKER_01: So in reality, why don't we do that with chicks?
- 48:37SPEAKER_01: We know that to get the hottest chick in the room, it's going to cost X.
- 48:42SPEAKER_01: To get lesser value but still workable pussy...
- 48:47SPEAKER_01: We can spend this much money.
- 48:49SPEAKER_03: Well, it's the whole she's out of my league premise.
- 48:56SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but it's the same as a car.
- 48:58SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I agree.
- 48:59SPEAKER_01: But we rarely do we buy out of our league with the vehicle.
- 49:03SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 49:04SPEAKER_01: But we always buy out of our league with the pussy.
- 49:09SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 49:10SPEAKER_01: Because we're stupid.
- 49:11SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 49:13SPEAKER_01: That's my point.
- 49:14SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 49:15SPEAKER_00: Well, here's the next, which segues right into the next segment of this article.
- 49:21SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 49:22SPEAKER_00: How to deal with the delusional nature.
- 49:25SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 49:27SPEAKER_00: As a man used to dealing with your fellow man,
- 49:30SPEAKER_00: you find yourself miserably perplexed by the hotties' clear fucked up behavior.
- 49:37SPEAKER_00: You've been so good to her.
- 49:38SPEAKER_00: How could she be so bitchy in response or so ungrateful or so flaky and so on?
- 49:45SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 49:47SPEAKER_00: I think you and I know a story about that.
- 49:50SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 49:52SPEAKER_00: This is where game and game only,
- 49:54SPEAKER_00: the way this guy writes is just,
- 49:55SPEAKER_00: this is where game and game only, to be sure, can be set
- 50:06SPEAKER_00: Can set you on the right path.
- 50:09SPEAKER_00: Analytical reason is not your best ally here.
- 50:13SPEAKER_00: Alpha reason is.
- 50:14SPEAKER_00: For the stupid bitch doesn't know what the fuck she's doing anymore
- 50:18SPEAKER_00: than her behavior makes sense to you or her.
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- 51:29SPEAKER_00: In response to the characteristically unjust and dishonorable behavior of women,
- 51:34SPEAKER_00: an alpha must, as every student of the manosphere knows, not care much about them.
- 51:41SPEAKER_00: He must steel himself against their inevitable cuntishness.
- 51:49SPEAKER_00: Don't try to reason with crazy.
- 51:51SPEAKER_00: Instead, mock it.
- 51:54SPEAKER_00: Is that attitude how you graduated at the top of your class in charm school?
- 52:00SPEAKER_00: Damn, babe.
- 52:02SPEAKER_00: Are you that eager to be spanked tonight?
- 52:06SPEAKER_00: Still talking?
- 52:08SPEAKER_00: I would have thought you made some sense by now.
- 52:11SPEAKER_01: Right.
- 52:12SPEAKER_03: So those are some of the mocking things you can say.
- 52:15SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 52:15SPEAKER_03: Of course.
- 52:17SPEAKER_03: And we have.
- 52:19SPEAKER_00: Or say nothing at all,
- 52:21SPEAKER_00: just look at that whiny white bitch with bemusement, then declare, gotta go doll.
- 52:27SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 52:28SPEAKER_00: Unshakably composed, you just don't give a fuck.
- 52:32SPEAKER_00: And there's nothing that delights her deep masochism more than that.
- 52:36SPEAKER_00: Being that rare man who doesn't need them,
- 52:39SPEAKER_00: that is the kind of superb opposite game to play with women,
- 52:43SPEAKER_00: period, and with beautiful attention whores in particular.
- 52:46SPEAKER_00: Sure.
- 52:47SPEAKER_00: And not giving a fuck.
- 52:48SPEAKER_00: It helps tremendously to do two things.
- 52:51SPEAKER_00: Never stop approaching.
- 52:53SPEAKER_00: I always have another hope and I always have another hoe in my phone
- 52:58SPEAKER_00: and never lose sight of that fact that if you are a real man physically
- 53:03SPEAKER_00: and mentally strong and therefore self-assured,
- 53:06SPEAKER_00: then there's not a woman on the planet who is your equal.
- 53:09SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 53:10SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 53:11SPEAKER_00: Why should I care about being flaked on by some 23-year-old American
- 53:16SPEAKER_00: who barely knows whether she's coming or going?
- 53:24SPEAKER_00: I have the great writers and the philosophers by memory,
- 53:27SPEAKER_00: but when I check out this little brat's trifling Facebook or Twitter,
- 53:31SPEAKER_00: I feel disgusted by my desire to have sex with her.
- 53:35SPEAKER_00: So unattractive are the contents of her mind.
- 53:38SPEAKER_00: Why should I chase or care about or assign great value to that which is
- 53:43SPEAKER_00: so obviously inferior to me?
- 53:46SPEAKER_00: That's funny.
- 53:51SPEAKER_03: So there you go.
- 53:54SPEAKER_03: There we go.
- 53:55SPEAKER_01: Chicks suck.
- 53:57SPEAKER_01: Chicks suck.
- 53:59SPEAKER_01: We could have saved an hour and just said chicks suck.
- 54:02SPEAKER_00: But there's somebody who obviously has had enough and took the time to write
- 54:09SPEAKER_00: an article and be very, I don't know, very descriptive.
- 54:14SPEAKER_00: Honest.
- 54:17SPEAKER_01: And I'm sure he's castigated by every woman.
- 54:20SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm sure.
- 54:21SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 54:22SPEAKER_01: Oh no, that's not the way it is.
- 54:25SPEAKER_03: That's not how it is.
- 54:26SPEAKER_03: You just can't get any and you're just pissed about it.
- 54:30SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're pissed because you're settling for twos.
- 54:32SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you're just not getting any.
- 54:35SPEAKER_03: That's right.
- 54:37SPEAKER_03: No pussy for you, faggot.
- 54:39SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 54:41SPEAKER_03: No woman would want you anyway.
- 54:44SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 54:47SPEAKER_00: So those would be the responses that a guy who writes something like that would get.
- 54:52SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
- 54:53SPEAKER_01: I'm sure.
- 54:53SPEAKER_01: I'm sure.
- 54:53SPEAKER_01: I'd love to have that guy on the show.
- 54:55SPEAKER_01: Sure.
- 54:56SPEAKER_01: I would, just to see what kind of response he got to his article.
- 54:59SPEAKER_00: Right.
- 55:00SPEAKER_00: It's funny.
- 55:01SPEAKER_00: Well, I guess,
- 55:02SPEAKER_00: you know,
- 55:03SPEAKER_00: they always have a little contact as who the person is,
- 55:06SPEAKER_00: so there might be a contact available for that guy.
- 55:09SPEAKER_01: Let's reach out to him.
- 55:10SPEAKER_03: Wouldn't it be funny if it was a chick that wrote it?
- 55:13SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I don't think a chick wrote that.
- 55:14SPEAKER_03: Yeah, probably not.
- 55:15SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
- 55:18SPEAKER_01: But anyway.
- 55:19SPEAKER_01: Suck a fucking cock.
- 55:20SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 55:21SPEAKER_01: We will fucking dictate when we're done with a topic.
- 55:25SPEAKER_01: You can dictate when to shut the fuck up, you dick fuck.
- 55:28SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 55:29SPEAKER_01: Fuck you.
- 55:31SPEAKER_01: And fuck you too, Jackal, for agreeing with him.
- 55:34SPEAKER_01: Fuck both of you.
- 55:35SPEAKER_01: Fuck Guns N' Roses.
- 55:36SPEAKER_01: We're not talking about that tonight, you fucking idiots.
- 55:39SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 55:40SPEAKER_01: We're going to do the next fucking three and a half hours of nothing but fucking bitch talk.
- 55:46SPEAKER_01: What do you think about that?
- 55:47SPEAKER_01: Next up, grooming tips for women.
- 55:49SPEAKER_01: Should they shave or should they go with a little stubble, a landing strip, or straight bald?
- 55:55SPEAKER_03: Right.
- 55:55SPEAKER_01: That's what we're going to talk about for the next hour.
- 55:57SPEAKER_01: So go fuck yourselves.
- 55:59SPEAKER_03: Wow.
- 56:02SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 56:03SPEAKER_00: Well, I think I should play a classic tune for that article.
- 56:07SPEAKER_01: All right.
- 56:08SPEAKER_00: I'm going to play some,
- 56:10SPEAKER_00: even though this is a commercial hit,
- 56:11SPEAKER_00: I'm going to play it anyway because I think it fits.
- 56:15SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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