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S3Ep11: Three on a Couch · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: On the Luni is part of the Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to On the Luni.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, musical on the success of on the heels of
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  Speaker 1: the success of our uh Jesus Christ Secret Star rendition.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, Jesus, you were excellent. I was listening back
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  Speaker 1: to that clip tod Agina and you were like you
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  Speaker 1: started to the la.
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  Speaker 2: It was so I love the seventies movie version.
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  Speaker 1: It's yeah, that is I love. I'm not I'm not religious,
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  Speaker 1: but I love that musicals so much. Musical it's so
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  Speaker 1: fucking good.
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  Speaker 3: We need a cross up between Jesus Christ Superstar and
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  Speaker 3: Book of Mormon. Just merge those two musicals together.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ Mormon Star.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus, don't fuck the baby.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't fuck the baby. That's also what they're calling
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  Speaker 1: the Epstein File political all right, produce our guests though. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're feeling some male vibes here, guys. Today We've got
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  Speaker 1: our friend of the show, Vincent Sobrano with us.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, I'm doing good. How are you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Doing doing good?
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  Speaker 3: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Dream It's a lot later for me than y'all because
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  Speaker 2: you're on the West coast I've been up for a
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  Speaker 2: while that West.
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  Speaker 4: Coast is the best coast.
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  Speaker 2: Probably with side.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, thank you. It was like West Coast feels
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  Speaker 1: very long.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Vincent, did you watch the Golden Girls when you
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  Speaker 2: were younger?
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  Speaker 3: I did because I did not have cable growing up,
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  Speaker 3: so I was forced to watch all the old shows
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  Speaker 3: or do nothing at all. If it wasn't Golden Girls,
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  Speaker 3: it was I Love Lucy and Andy Griffiths Show and
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  Speaker 3: Mister Ed and oh yeah, yeah, everything, you know, there
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  Speaker 3: was everything in between. I mean, hell, I was so
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  Speaker 3: goddamn board growing up with no cable. Teletubby's was something
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  Speaker 3: I was watching as a teenager because there's just nothing
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  Speaker 3: else on TV in the summers. So, yes, I did
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  Speaker 3: watch Golden So did you.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't catch it first run? Did you? I think
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  Speaker 2: you're longer than us.
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  Speaker 3: Ok yeah, I'm forty. So what of this? Golden Girls
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  Speaker 3: came out early eighties? Okay, so yeah, so when I
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  Speaker 3: was still a sperm in my dad's balls because I
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  Speaker 3: was born eighty six.
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  Speaker 2: So oh yeah, okay, okay, good time.
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you that an episode that we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be seeing in two weeks from now will
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  Speaker 1: be one that my mom just saw, and so I
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  Speaker 1: was just having this like very organic conversation with my
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  Speaker 1: mother about an episode that we haven't done yet. But
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  Speaker 1: I was like, actually, let's talk about this. And it's
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  Speaker 1: interesting to see because my mom watched it live, but
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  Speaker 1: I mostly saw in syndication like you did, Vincent. I
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  Speaker 1: saw some of it live, but I rediscovered it in
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  Speaker 1: syndication and fell in love when I was older.
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  Speaker 2: Same I saw Like the tail End live.
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  Speaker 1: And my parents, as it turns out, weren't like hard
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  Speaker 1: like and fast Golden Girls lovers. They just watched it
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  Speaker 1: because it was a popular show on TV, so if
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  Speaker 1: they missed a week, they didn't, you know, die or anything.
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  Speaker 1: And so my mom is really, yeah, she's watching. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we had a VCR very early on, but you could
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  Speaker 1: only record one channel back then. It wasn't like watch
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  Speaker 1: it all, and so we watched, uh or she has
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  Speaker 1: been watching it on Hallmarks in the morning, and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the times their seasons align with our seasons,
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  Speaker 1: they may not play them in episodic order. But so
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  Speaker 1: three thirteen just aired for her and she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I've seen that one, and I vaguely remember it from
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  Speaker 1: when I was like seeing it live and I.
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  Speaker 2: Say, yeah, that's a fun one.
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  Speaker 1: I like. I like three thirteen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 2: Think Vincent has a good one today, honest. I like
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  Speaker 2: this one.
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  Speaker 1: This first one, yes, the second one's it's all right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit, I let you guys behind that Wizard of
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  Speaker 1: Oz Kurt and again.
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  Speaker 2: God, when you when you come back next week, Vincent?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, next week you're here.
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  Speaker 3: I'll definitely be here next week, you too.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I like them all, but some are definitely
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  Speaker 2: better than others.
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  Speaker 1: I can't wait. One of my favorites is coming up
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  Speaker 1: about Rose and who she and her father and.
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  Speaker 2: Oh not Rose aids, Okay, no, that's not one of
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  Speaker 2: my favorite, that's your favorite.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: I was explaining yesterday to my parents about how when
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  Speaker 1: there is a serious A plot, there was always a
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  Speaker 1: crazy B plot because the one of the ones she
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  Speaker 1: was watching had like aliens and UFO And I said,
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  Speaker 1: I said, was the main plot really serious? And she
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  Speaker 1: was like yeah, And I was like, okay, there.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I gotta keep them hooked balance. Yeah, who's
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  Speaker 2: your favorite Golden Girl? If you have one?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's got to be Sophia, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, growing up. She was hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: She is.
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  Speaker 3: I just love her anyway, Yeah, yeah, No. But Sophia
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  Speaker 3: with her non you know, no bullshit approach and her
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  Speaker 3: you know, quippie one liners.
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  Speaker 5: And she's Italian, well yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: not like a Judgie occasionally problematic in twenty twenty six.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, Like of all of them, we find
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  Speaker 1: that Blanches like yeah, morals are the least aligned with
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  Speaker 1: today then next kind of Rose sometimes, to be.
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  Speaker 6: Honest, both of them have their moments.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it Dorothy being a teacher. They made her sort
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  Speaker 1: of the woke one of the group, as woke as
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  Speaker 1: you could be in nineteen eighties America. But yeah, like
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  Speaker 1: when she gets Mario Lopez supported woke like that.
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  Speaker 2: And she definitely got him back in the country.
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  Speaker 1: We think, maybe we think because we never saw him after.
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  Speaker 2: She cried and ate cookies, just.
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  Speaker 1: Like Coco, Justice for Coco.
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  Speaker 2: My god, what's going on in your life? I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 2: I think Aaron was about to ask you that, No,
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  Speaker 2: you do it. What's going on in your life?
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  Speaker 3: Incent, Well, I just got back from cruise eskew a
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  Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago. Hence the blonde hair that some
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  Speaker 3: people think is green. I had a mohawk on that cruise,
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  Speaker 3: so I shaved it on the sides. You know. That
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  Speaker 3: was an absolute freaking blast. But aside from that, just
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  Speaker 3: back to work, hanging with the dog and the girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: If people don't know cruise askew is the Kevin Smith
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  Speaker 2: sent Yes, it's like a convention at sea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those themed cruises. But sending it
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  Speaker 3: around Jane soundly, Bob, that's an absolute blast.
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  Speaker 6: That looked like a lot of fun.
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  Speaker 1: So now this was your second year there, right, this
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  Speaker 1: was my second.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this one I had a lot more fun on
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  Speaker 3: then the first one.
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  Speaker 5: Uh.
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  Speaker 3: For for those of you in the know, for those
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  Speaker 3: that don't, I was married the first time I went
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  Speaker 3: on the first cruise, and it was the tail end
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  Speaker 3: of that relationship.
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  Speaker 1: You went with your ex one.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we were not exes yet.
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  Speaker 2: It was mysteriously fell over the boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh that stays on divorce fees, right, yea, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: We plot the demise of your husband sometimes too, so
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  Speaker 1: it's fine.
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy died in the Titanics.
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  Speaker 1: I the devise of my common law wife, Abby my dog,
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  Speaker 1: but she didn't come to the studio today. Not really,
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  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Can you keep it down?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? She was like, excuse me, I'm sleeping. I don't
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  Speaker 1: do your show if I'm tired.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No, but yeah, the first that was the end of
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  Speaker 3: that kind of relationship. That was the last ditch effort
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  Speaker 3: to try to, you know, work things out, and they
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  Speaker 3: did it and I didn't have a good time. So
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  Speaker 3: this was my redemption cruise. So for anybody who finds
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  Speaker 3: my social media's, I was all over that goddamn ship
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  Speaker 3: this time. A six three hundred pound dude with a
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  Speaker 3: bleach blonde mohawk is not hard to find. And I
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  Speaker 3: participated in absolutely everything cool, from humping Jason Muse to
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  Speaker 3: doing a script reading with Ethan Thupley and Jason Lee
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  Speaker 3: to dancing my ass off in the Silent Disco. It
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  Speaker 3: was an absolute amazing time.
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  Speaker 1: Very cool, are you now? Did you meet up with
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  Speaker 1: some of the other members of the garment.
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  Speaker 3: While you were there or Mike Boaster and Jody h cool? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: those were kind of the main ones.
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  Speaker 1: Did he have a butler again? This time?
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  Speaker 3: He did have a butler and he told us all
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  Speaker 3: about it the whole goddamn time, and We kept saying, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: we got to see your room. You got to see
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  Speaker 3: your room. And he was like, yeah, I'll take it.
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  Speaker 3: You never God damn took us son of a bit.
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  Speaker 2: He was working and staying and crew quarters pay for it.
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  Speaker 1: Spoiler alert this just in. Mike Bolster didn't have a
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  Speaker 1: butler this year. He was anybody butler.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe no butler.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't tried to book the cruise. Uh, but is
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  Speaker 1: it really even an option? I mean, is there a
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  Speaker 1: butler service?
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know anything.
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  Speaker 1: I've never been on the ship. You guys, this is
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  Speaker 1: cruise askew the moon landing.
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  Speaker 2: To is Kevin Smith real?
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  Speaker 6: I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've definitely wait. I would't say no, I've I've
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  Speaker 1: I have been in conversation with multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: He's a real human told me he was the butler.
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  Speaker 1: In totally a respectful way and also despite the fact
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  Speaker 1: I know how tired he is from his young wife.
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  Speaker 1: I would pay toe for Scheckler to be like a
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  Speaker 1: sexy but butler. He's a good looking dude. I let
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  Speaker 1: him like wear like a cute little like pair of
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  Speaker 1: shorts and like a little white pole and I.
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  Speaker 2: Were doing Joseph when he's the man Servant. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 2: doing another musical.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, way way man.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's awesome. I'm glad you had fun, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad that you took that back. Something I'm a big
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  Speaker 1: put on a supporter of, is like, if something gets
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  Speaker 1: fucked up and you love it, to try to find
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  Speaker 1: a way to take that back.
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  Speaker 2: And you did you erase the Smith's mind?
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  Speaker 3: I did?
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  Speaker 1: You got Kevin Smith in the Divorce and that's.
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  Speaker 3: Like his movie, Him and the Dog. That's all I got.
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  Speaker 3: She took everything else.
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  Speaker 2: All but was so cute.
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  Speaker 3: He's literally tell you know, a toy on my arm
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  Speaker 3: right now?
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  Speaker 1: Sweet peppers. Well what about you? You're you're quiet up there,
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  Speaker 1: miss miss Kristen, Oh dear in headlights? You know that's
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  Speaker 1: your name?
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  Speaker 6: You said up.
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  Speaker 2: There, and it's all different.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, dreams.
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  Speaker 2: So I was like, everybody, we're in the Brady Squares,
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  Speaker 2: go ahead, nothing new really.
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  Speaker 4: I am getting ready to go over to my mom's
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow and help wear out the kids so they take
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  Speaker 4: a nap. So we're gonna go to the park. It's
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  Speaker 4: sposially like seventy seven degrees outside.
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  Speaker 2: Just get like a scream mask and terrorize them. So
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  Speaker 2: they run cardio in.
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  Speaker 4: They wear me out too, to be honest, but it'll
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  Speaker 4: be fun run around.
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  Speaker 6: Do the slides.
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  Speaker 4: Shock electricity, you know, they come down to the slide
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  Speaker 4: and the yeah sticking out.
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  Speaker 6: Don't them too quickly.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a metal slide or a plastic slide.
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  Speaker 6: The plastic slide get.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of Yeah, they get the static electricity. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you need to put them in those big Szumo outfits.
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  Speaker 6: They don't do each other.
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  Speaker 4: And yeah, they don't do the metal slides at parks
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  Speaker 4: anymore that oh you'll burn your When we were kids.
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  Speaker 1: And we would like we got metal slides, man.
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  Speaker 3: We got because of the metal slides on the back.
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  Speaker 6: Of your legs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I went down a metal.
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  Speaker 2: Play hurt and we liked it.
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  Speaker 1: I went down a metal slide in Boston when I
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  Speaker 1: was there in twenty four for work. I went and
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  Speaker 1: was walking around this like park and like the historic area,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like a several row slide built into
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  Speaker 1: like a hill and I had to walk up these
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  Speaker 1: like very big steps. But there was all this like
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  Speaker 1: used or discarded cardboard boxes up there because people didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to go down on the metal and I yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you And what you don't know as an adult is
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  Speaker 1: when you're this suz, you don't you don't slide as easily,
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  Speaker 1: even with a cardboard. I just sort of like slowly
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  Speaker 1: and straight way down this like it was not.
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  Speaker 2: Like a little hamster with their cheeks. Oh me, I
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  Speaker 2: mean your butt cheeks were stuck. Not those cheeks.
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  Speaker 1: Too bad. This isn't a video now I'm doing the
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  Speaker 1: visual cues today. Anyway. Well, hey, do you want to
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  Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the episode?
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  Speaker 2: I suppose you've been good boys and girls.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you're getting a little sexy with the this morning and.
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  Speaker 2: Gina scratching my shoulder.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah no, when you said you've been good boys and girls,
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  Speaker 1: it felt a little sexy.
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  Speaker 3: No, tell us how not we are boys and girls?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Season three, Episode eleven is Three on a Couch The
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  Speaker 2: original airdate December fifth, nineteen eighty seven, directed by Terry
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  Speaker 2: Hughes and written by Jeffrey Farrow and Frederick Weiss, Vincent
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  Speaker 2: and Kristen. What is three on a Couch going to
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  Speaker 2: be about? Best guess?
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  Speaker 3: I hope it's not about two girls one cup. No,
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  Speaker 3: not casting a couch, No, I seems like some drama's
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  Speaker 3: going to go down with somebody and it's going to
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  Speaker 3: be some therapy sessions on a couch going on.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, Kristen, I think they had a tree fall
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  Speaker 4: on the roof. It caused a massive leak. So three
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  Speaker 4: of the ladies have to sleep on the couch because
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  Speaker 4: their rooms are uninhabitable to them that much better.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, we've seen two of them on the one couch.
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  Speaker 2: I can't imagine where the third would go.
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  Speaker 6: It would go, yeah, maybe they sleep sitting up.
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  Speaker 1: So I just want to say that because Vincent is
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  Speaker 1: playing with meatball. Just like right off screen, you look
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  Speaker 1: like you're giving a dirt rudder to a Dutch rudder
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  Speaker 1: to someone. No, I know, I understand news reference.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah I know.
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  Speaker 2: And then you I don't know if they made that up,
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  Speaker 2: but I had never heard that. I was like, I
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  Speaker 2: love it, Kevin. So now you kids come to a consensus.
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  Speaker 2: Who will be the hardest of the four girls for
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  Speaker 2: Aaron to prove is the villain.
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  Speaker 7: Of the episode?
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  Speaker 3: O God, you you go first, Christian, Well, you kids
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  Speaker 3: got to agree.
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  Speaker 2: We have to talk about we can only pick one.
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  Speaker 2: There can only be much like the Highlander. There can
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  Speaker 2: be only one.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, Dorothy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're thinking Dorothy Rose or Dorothy.
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  Speaker 3: One of these two will be the villain. Dorothy. I means,
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  Speaker 3: how often is Dorothy the villain.
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  Speaker 1: According to these two all the Well, that's the point.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to pick someone that's not to make
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  Speaker 2: it hard for her?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that's why. Yeah, yeah, Dorothy is usually this sense
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  Speaker 3: of reason. I would think she wouldn't be I agree.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so let's do Dorothy, miss Bornac please.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, done? Wrote it down? Locked in? Okay, Sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just having some difficulties here.
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  Speaker 2: Audience, Aaron is having technical difficulties. Please please stand by.
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  Speaker 1: It's less technical and more of it. My little belly
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  Speaker 1: hits my charging thing for my remarkable I had to
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  Speaker 1: slide the cord over. It was just like booping me
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  Speaker 1: right on my tummy and it was gonna bug me.
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  Speaker 3: Certainly.
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  Speaker 2: It's National ceial Day my phone just for me, So
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  Speaker 2: all right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, while we watch episode, Yeah, we're gonna get a
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  Speaker 2: Hi, you came back, Welcome back Cotter, Hey everybody?
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  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, hey, well, what did you guys think of
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  Speaker 1: the episode?
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It was I always enjoy the ones where it's different
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  Speaker 2: mm hmm, not I guess flashbacks to them, but new
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  Speaker 2: to us. Yeah, whatever you want to call that, mini stories.
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  Speaker 1: It is a weird thing because sometimes the flashback shows
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  Speaker 1: have flashbacks, but then sometimes they do these like fake
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  Speaker 1: flashback shows. My favorite before yeah, the the personals ad
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: is one of my favorite bits of all time.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: And give you four dollars.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick your ass out, all right.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Here are four dollars, Yeah, Toto, you're Dorothy.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: It definitely was more than minimum wage back then.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, oh yeah, minimum wave buck fifty back then
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: or so in nineteen ninety six was seven dollars seventy.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Five cents an hour. Yeah, that's a lot federal minimum.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty five in my first job. And yeah I
• 20:18
  Speaker 4: only made that six two.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I made six seventy five in two. Yeah. Yeah, well
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: it was also two thousand and four. My first job. Yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: well that's that's still sad.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Mine was fast food. What was your guys?
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Mine was Hollywood Hollywood video nice video store. Yeah.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: I worked at a Blockbuster at one point. Yeah, rival, Yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: It seemed like a lot of work to put that
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: stuff away and fast food when you were done making it,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: you got to just walk.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Away, so you go, I kind of see.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I did Dairy Queen for three days, Bigger
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: King for a few months, and then I went over
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: to the Ice Palace and became a skateguard and worked
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: in the birthday parties and snack bar area. And then
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I went to Disneyland, so I did a whole royal
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: fast food guest service tour before I went on to adulthood.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I will only work at royalty places.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I worked at Notts as well. So
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: then I did a theme park thing for a you know,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: it's cool, it's cool.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: I did the Born shit, I did the electronics from
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Video to Best Buy to like a representative standing
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: in best Buy and now I'm still work in tech.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: People you're like, don't make eye contact with me. Don't
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: make yeah exactly.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: That was the Apple Store on like Black Friday. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: would be like, how can I not be visible here?
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: Because I'm visible?
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: As bad as that is. Best Buy is the worst
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: because they'll try to send you, sell you a six
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: dollars warranty on a twenty dollars blender, and we were
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: forced to do that shit, Oh thank you.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: At Michael's, where I briefly worked a few years ago,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: we had to try to sell. Every time a warranty
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: offer popped up in our pos, we had to try
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: to offer it. And like I would be selling a
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: twelve dollars photo frame and it would be like, do
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you want this eight dollars warranty will replace it, no
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: questions asked, And I was like, the frames are usually
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: a buy to get one free. Just leave, don't buy this,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Like I felt like I even though it was my job.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, don't do it.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, run away.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what we should do and we
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: shouldn't run away from some friendly competition.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: It's trus friendly.
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: Friend here.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: I just want to get one friendly.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Shito, very much like Blanche in that way, how do
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: you acknowledge on the prettiest There you go, Aaron, that's
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: for you, for all the ship she gives you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Thanks. Yeah, well, yeah, I mean wait till she tells
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: us that I have zero points the first time?
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: How many points we all have? Right now?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Christen, Aaron has zero and no one else has buzzed
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: in yet.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, but Aaron still is zero? All right, Aaron is
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: negative one.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: The limit does not exist.
• 23:33
  Speaker 6: Aaron's about to get her own.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, there's about to be an opening all the night.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Send your audition tapes to just kidding. All right, here
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: we go. Are you ready ready? Get those fingers ready
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: over your butt?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All right? What is Sophia's idea of a good psychiatrist?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: M Chris? No one else even buzzed in.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I didn't know. Oh, buzz it, it makes you feel better.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Ten seconds later, Gina joined us, all right, what is
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the answer.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: The bartender that pours without a spout?
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Agreed?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Right, She's right. Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I was trying to look up lipshits and I missed it.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I feel like that was a nod to Chicago because.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: I can't find any reference for it in Chicago. And
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: the sixthly lip Ships, I know is in Rugrats. The
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: psychiatrist was lip Ships, but that came later.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know, lipshits is the name that they use
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: for the cicero. Yeah, thank you. I couldn't think of that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I was like the six Merry Murderouses, but I was like,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: that's wrong too. Okay, I would have zero points and
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I do. Let's move on. Question two. Are you guys ready?
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: What temperature is Dorothy?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: How did you guys? She has to finish the question.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so we'll just go and what temperature?
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, it's so eager to get at least one right.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Maybe Vincent didn't know. She just finished the question.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: It's okay, it's all right, that's fine. But it was
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a practice question too, real question too. Okay, what temperature
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: is Dorothy's fever? Okay? Vincent?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Oh I got it? One of four?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think you're supposed to go to the
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: hospital one four? Are you?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: But apparently in this case not really?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: Or just drink you know, I don't want to ruin
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: a question.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the right temperature.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: You are all right? We go.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: What kind of car? Wait?
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Reset? But buster?
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: I know?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: And do you know why it's not reset yet because
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: you fox buzzed in while I was still talking last time,
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: so I was gonna wait till closer to the end.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Of the that's fair.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I'd like to point out I didn't say anything.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's reset now. But if someone buzzes in
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: before I'm done, you don't get a point now at all.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care how fast it's new rule. I don't
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: give a ship. I don't care you loose, God damn it. Okay,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: what kind of car do Larry and teenage Aaron both drive?
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Let me ship here?
• 26:51
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Let me let him have it? Mm hmm.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because you yelled at him, so I thought
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, zoomed in on him as he answered.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has that thing. Yeah, the auto be the
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like auto.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Zooeyah, you have it or you had a Labert.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I don't have it anymore. I had it from ninety
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: six to ninety eight. I had a red Chrysler LeBaron
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: convertible it was a sexy.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Car, but you know that car.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I uh, some couples, few mostly just like driving around
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: with the top down Blair in the heater because it
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: was cold, but we wanted the top down. That was
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: that was a vibe. All right. Next question, Okay, this
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: is a finish the line, so it has to be
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: the exact line. I don't want a paraphrase. I want
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: you to finish the line. Just because you put your
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: makeup on with a butter knife doesn't make you blank, Kristen.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Doesn't make you Tammy Baker.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, which I was surprised I didn't say Tammy fay Baker.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: But yeah, that was weird.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I've never heard anyone use just those two bits. Okay,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: point goes to Kristen on that one. Kristin, did you
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: want to give us an update on the score. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: know we're only a couple in.
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: But.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Gina has zero points, Ray has zero points. We're tired.
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: Kristin and Vincent each have two.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I like how you went first because you dared to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: stand up to her earlier.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Quiz Queen over here, Yeah, quiz.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Quiz, kind of jot that down. You squared quiz Queen,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: which of the this is a multiple choice.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: We have to wait for all the choices.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, Which of the following was not an alcohol?
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Sophia put in Dorothy's hot Toddy. Was it a Ammorretto
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: B whiskey, C vodka or d rum vincent soprano Amoretto? Oh,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That's next. Up was Kristen eighteen milliseconds
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: behind Rum? Correct, it was Rum.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Remember the one was Amretto and Sana and you said
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you had sambucovin.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Amtto, A little bit of Ameretto on ice.
• 29:39
  Speaker 6: I'll just slip on that. It's so good.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I like amoratto an orange juice or amaretto stone sour
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: with like a splash of sweet and sour in the
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: oh chef's kiss.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: I like coke.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean in non alcohol way. I love
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: my everyday. Oh, I will say, guys, I did discover
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: this thing, and maybe I'm just late to the party.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen these. These are
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: called Java socks. There's other brands out there, but it's
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: like a neoprene sleeve that keeps your drink from sweating,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like when you have like a cup that's not a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: double wall insulated type.
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Thing, like a beer cozy.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: It keeps the Yeah, it insulates for it. It's like
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: a beer coozy. But it also like if you go
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: to like a Starbucks and you get like a ventie
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: and then your hands wet, your desk is wet. These
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: fit right over all the like major cups. I'm obsessed.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I tried to get my mom to use one and
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: she was like, it's slippery with my kitten paws, and
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Wow, it's a cup condom.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: It's like a McDLT. It keeps the hot side. Huh.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Its Jesus right.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Well on that note, we're just gonna move to ruin it. No,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: you didn't ruin it. You actually gave a a great
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: segue because you were talking about something hot and uh,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: speaking of why did Dorothy's date Mike burn down a
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: diner in Arkansas?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: I have this too, Chris.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: The eggs were running.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Oh do you hear that?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I wrote that down. I wrote it down, but I forgot.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I was like his egg frustration.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is a heated rivalry in a
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: non gay hockey way.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: It's all right, non gay hockey way.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: All right, next question, who is the first person to
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: answer Dorothy's ad. H oh man, you guys were all
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: really close that time. Uh, Kristen was first, though, What
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was your answer?
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Toto?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, yep, that's right, all right. Vinton's getting pouty. I
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: don't know if anyone else here.
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: He agreed. I agree, No, he said, don't make a
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: rivalry nothing.
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Everyone is Kristen's rebel.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: It's people come on the show just to like off
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: to the theater.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: We need like an animation, Christian.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Let's more disappointed in myself.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Let's rename this like win Benstein's money, Like will we
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: win Kristen's pride?
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: When quiz Queen's pride?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: According to the personal ad, how much is Dorothy charging
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: per hour?
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Ship? Before you finished?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: Did they?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: He did?
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: Do I get here on that one?
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: It's Gina eight dollars an hour? Yep, my bad, that's okay,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: I got one except ye, all right, just just a reminder,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I know, don't do that, okay.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Finger slipped.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: She said, I think I heard her majesty pulling out there.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, unless it was now.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: Laying out is our producer joining us?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: She tap danced her way down the hall. All right,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: next question, speaking of speaking of our producer, Sorry my glasses.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Uh what is a girl kan knacking? Oh, too slow, Kristen.
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: It's when dog do turns white.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, or in general, somebody you don't want to share
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: your hood and caggles with. Yes, but yes, you get
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: the point. I wrote down both in case.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Which I didn't want to over elaborate because I wasn't
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: sure you're okay.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: I did google it and not a real thing, not
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: a real wording. The g knockin not a real word.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: I got some trivia girka knocking. I think I said
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: it wrong the first time. Girkanknock and girk knocking girkin.
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because there's like an extra n and there gir
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: knock And.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: I think that's it's ladies and gentlemen to home. It's
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: g e r c h A n A c h
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: e n g kan knacken gir kanknachen.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: That's the actual spelling from the close captions.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I don't know.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: That's what Hulu tells me.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: It is like of the script.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what we're the word we're trying to say.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: If you have all the old Golden Girls scripts, guys,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: and you want to give them to me?
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Do it?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Be a friend?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, thank you for being a friend.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: She said.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: The thing she did, Oh my god, blew out my earballs.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: You woke up.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: M h.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I see movement, blurry movement.
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: She's so fast.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: She's taking it up now, I don't know, tell us what.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's making clogging, settling in on the couch currently
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: here I can unblur for a second. This makes for
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: great audio. Obviously she is on the couch herself, or
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: she got scared.
• 36:01
  Speaker 4: She has.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: She has a bean bag, and then another step in
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: front of the bean bags. So it's like Mario double jump.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: There she is, look at her. Yeah, that's my life now, guys.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: It's very glamorous to be an amateur podcast person. Just
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: see you know, an Asian. Yeah, if you're envisioning the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: luxurious lives that we all live.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, we don't even make eight dollars an hour.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: You go, yeah, I'm an I don't even make no no, no,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: Vincent just left.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, speaking of white dog do let's move
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: on to the next question. Why do Blanche and Rose
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: climb into bed with Dorothy while she is trying to study.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hm oh fuck, Vincent soprano, he's quick, all right,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: what's the answer.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: They are scared of aliens, correct, and not the illegal kind,
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: the space kind.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one of those times we had one of
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: those jokes in a yeah, yeah, why does oh let
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: me reset this real quick? Sorry, see I almost forgot,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: but I'll catch myself.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: I didn't say anything.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Well, Vincent, you were probably already trying to buzz in.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: That's why I couldn't.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: I won't it work?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? Why was Sophia afraid of the movie alien?
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: Mm hmm.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Ok, it didn't even take it.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: Uh oh shit, oh because of Sigourney Weaver. I don't funk.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I would say you have to be more specific, but
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: she's the question master.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I do think you need to be more specific than
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just because Sigourney Weaver, though, I like that. That's a
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: half sentence.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Kristin, wait your fucking turn, Chris, she got you.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: I can see that. Your next Kristen, you're sixty five
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: milliseconds behind.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: God something about No, it's not about eating dogs.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: You're not You're not wrong, but you're not giving us
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the whole answer.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: So because the legal aliens were eating dogs? No, no, fine,
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: all right, give it a Christen.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: All right, Kristen, this Sigourney Weavers shouldn't go without makeup.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Ah, it was a your ugly joke.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: She is not.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: She's not. I love her. She's got like a more
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: like hard look to her, so like I get I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: in the eighties we were saying that. But she's not ugly.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: She's just not soft for that third movie and I
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: thought she looked good.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Kristen has that, Kristin, do you want to
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: catch us up on the score while I roll on
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: my bed.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: I'm winning.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: So Aaron has zero points, Gina has one, Vincent has three,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: and Kristen has seven.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Fuck you supposed have the lowest amount of points, right,
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I'm winning?
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: If Vincent gets every question right from this point forward,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: he could still win. Yeah right, all right, Well let's
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: let's see.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: Don't have a chance.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Why is Sophia drawing a line on the milk of
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: magnesium bottle, Vincent.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Because the gardener might be drinking it?
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she says she thinks the gardener is sneaking swigs.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Vincent gets a point thanks for waiting until
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I finished the question this time, super appreciate it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Kristen was fifteen me Gina, Gina, that's both both
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: are still crazy.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Hmm.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, next question, get ready? Everybody? Does Pepperoni swim up stream?
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know how we're supposed to answer Kristin, Yes,
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: are we being literal? And I'm sure what she's looking for?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: He well, it was It's not a finish the line exactly,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: but that was swim up Yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: the answer is it does it did? Once was what
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Sophia is like. But yeah, so yeah, okay, that was.
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: Too short and funny of a question to answer it appropriately.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: Do you have more on that one?
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: The pepperoni is missing and something about.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Count on that I don't know.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: I know Pepperoni land meeting, but this time it was
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if you were looking for that?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Do you write the whole script?
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: I can't.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I can't say that to.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Be fair because you're new to this show. This is
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: one of my last technical quizzes.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Okay, yes, we didn't get about a painting.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck you the painting and I heard her say there's
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: a tree in that painting, and I went, oh, poor Kristen.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I didn't ask that this time.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: But that's there's words on the screen.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: All right, here you go. I'm going to go on
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: with the quiz because a couple more left. What is
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the psychiatrist's name, Tina rules.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Doctor Ashley?
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, point Gina at that point, bitch, Oh I did.
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: It's been marked.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's already been marked.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: It's Albirdie been baron.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: What was doctor Ashley's advice to the women?
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm, Kristen incompatible save the money on moving expenses. Yeah,
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: save your money for moving expenses.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: She has a button presser. I think she's cheating. I'd
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: like this looked in.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Just my buttons.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: It's got one of those like Nintendo controllers where you
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: can put on auto.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe she has a giant button that plugs in the USB.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Right, oh yeah, that's what we need. Button Uh no,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: but like the kind of have on Jeopardy, like the
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: little oh yeah, yeah, All right, here we go. Are
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: you ready? This is the last question And the last
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: question is one of something that I do sometimes that
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: it's quite devilish. But last line, what is it, Kristen?
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: I have to go in there for the whipped cream anyway.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, by blank, I was blanking.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: All right. Well, I think we all know who won,
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: but can you tell us the score?
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: Aaron zero?
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Tina, Tina too vincent for Kristen tenth.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: I'm just happy to get four.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: Honestly, you did good, you were You did much better
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: than some of our guesstizing.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: You know now that she won, she's nice.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, wait till you come back for next week's show.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: When I win the game.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Oh no, Queen is a ben appeased.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: You make it sound like she's like living under a
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: castle and like a engine somewhere like und I must
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: win the quiz.
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: As a way to stop their fingers from finging.
• 44:12
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: And just in honor of our our honorary Blanche, I
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: just want to say, oh yeah, we can't do it,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: like James, No one can.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: We can.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: They sent him a picture of me last night and
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I I had my hand on my forehead and I swooning,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and I said, but I am lay tired, and he said, okay,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: so take a nap and then fire the missiles, and I.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Went, perfect, you know it. He's perfect. He's just perfect.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: So James, h you're probably listening to this or maybe not.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but we love you, but we also
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: love our guest Vincent.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I love you guys too, and been I think.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: He loves trivia. So would you like to tell us
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: about the episode? Jeane?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Well, Philip Sterling played doctor Ashley Uh. He was a
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: Broadway actor in Broadway Bound and Summer Three. He also
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: played Blanches therapist in End of a Curse as a
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: different psychiatrist.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: M Yes.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I was like yeah. He was like, you're too beautiful
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: to be old, and she was like, oh call me yeah,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: all right, sorry, God, just remember.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: That Terry Willis played Carl, but he called himself Toto.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: He was a founding member of the Magic Theater of
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: San Francisco and he was on Days of Alarves. Now
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: this is a weird, interesting one. They credit John C.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Muscaff as Jerry, but it says he's credited erroneously and
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: that he's not in the episode. And I couldn't find.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Fred's second guy that comes in with money.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought, but I can't find that. So
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: there may be errors on this. The accreditation page interest
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: and there's no credit I could find for the father
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: ROSSI maybe because he didn't have lines.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Probably, Oh, he might have just been like an extra Yeah.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, carl Or Toto. Was this the other plumber from
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: Second Motherhood? Not the mister haha guy, but the other one.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: Sophia mentions Designing Women, which is set in Atlanta, which
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: is where Blanche is from. So she's totally making fun
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: of her accent.
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: Dog poo.
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: Turning white can be from having excessive calcium in their diet.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Is everything else degrades? Let's see they mentioned missus Simpson.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: King Edward the Eighth abdicated the British throne to Mary
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Wallace Simpson in a American Socialize Big Scandal. Well, yes,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Tammy Baker, Tammy Fay Baker was a televangelist that had
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: wild makeup.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Sure, there was a brief time that there was a
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Broadway play about that that one of my favorite Broadway performers,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Michael Serafriso, is in, and my folks went and saw.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I wasn't able to go because of work, but my
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: folks went and saw it. And initially when I tried
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: to reach out to him to be on the episode,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I forgot that she got brought up in this but
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I should have been like, no, wait, there's a Tammy
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Fay Baker joke. Come be anyway, Sorry, that was just
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a look at my life. Continue with your trivia that
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: matters to everyone else.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: Just a couple more. They mentioned Florence Henderson, she was
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: the mom on the Brady Bunch. They mentioned milk of magnesia,
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: which is a laxative if you couldn't figure it out
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: from the context, and saying it was the worst of times.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: It was the worst of times, as a parody of
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: the opening line of Tale of Two Cities. And that's
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: all that I have for your children.
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: Wonderful.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: So now miss Aaron will tell us about what was
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: it Dorothy being the villain?
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: Mmm hmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmm.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready go Okay, So first of all, right
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: off the bat, I mean they're barely in therapy, like
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: they barely sat down, and Dorothy tells Rose to shut up.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: That's very fucking rude. And all of her roommates tell her,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: all two of them, but still they both are like,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you are terrible to live with. She won't go on
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: a date with Mike, so the Blanche can go out
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: with Larry. Wow. I highlighted this one, This next one.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I highlighted this next one. Are you ready? Her outfit?
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: That's why she's a villain in this episode. That fucking
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: coat was awful. That was a fucking terrible coat.
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: It was so bad.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: That feels like her like we've seen it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like we might have. But she took it
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: off when they got to the kitchen like she had
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: home and was like, I can't believe I wore this again.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: She calls Rose an idiot after she made Rose go
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: down to the paper and put the ad in for her.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: If you want it done right, do it yourself, bitch.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Don't pick on Rose.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: You know her capabilities.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: She yells at a priest. She did, and then she
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: opted for the Hail Mary, which is the easier of
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the prayers. You should have done, like act to Contrician
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: or our Father. Those are harder.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Was she wrong for yelling at the priest though?
• 49:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Maybe the priest.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she doesn't like Roses made up words which we
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: all know are delightful.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: They are delightful.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: And then, and here's the worst one, when her two
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: roommates are terrified because they've just seen Alien, she throws
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: them out of her bed. You could study with two
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: people sitting next to you quietly. You don't have to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: be a bitch, Dorothy, So for that reason, you are
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: the villain.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Wait, I'd like to go back to she's a villain
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: because she won't date a guy while she's passed out
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: with the hunter four fevers.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: I mean Blanche is the villain for making her sit
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: through the date.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: No, wait, I want to hear this lot.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I mean Blanche had to crawl on this guy's car
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: and write her name on his window with her high heel.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: We've already had several episodes where Blanche feels old and
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: useless and so and on the heels of little Span
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: just telling her what a terrible person she was and
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: leaving her for a young hottie. I just feel like
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Dorothy could have just made an effort.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Or go to the house consciousness and make a fucking effort.
• 50:57
  Speaker 6: Next time you have one hundred and four fever, I'm going.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: To make you this is my favorite villain ever. Look,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: I when I outlandish.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: When I had COVID and it complicated to like pretty intense,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: like bronchial infection, I still had to go to my
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: office Christmas party because it was like a mandatory zoom thing,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: So you have to go on your date, Dorothy, That's
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Wait, you had to go to your office Christmas party
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: for a zoom thing.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: It was like a it was like a virtual.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: The same thing.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: So you were at home.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: But I had to like put on an ugly Christmas
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: sweater and like look presentable on camera for work people. Dorothy.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: I hated everybody. I was the least team building.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: No different, Gus.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's up with you. But we'll be
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: holding open auditions ahead, yeah.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Because I'm awake normally record, I'm not awake yet.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: We'll be holding open auditions for.
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, can I apply.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: First time applicants only?
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: All right, I'll be Rose and she'll be Switch.
• 52:23
  Speaker 6: She gets an application from Baylor Farley, it's.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Gonna be hard, and then then the show is going
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to be like.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Baylor, what do you think the villain is?
• 52:41
  Speaker 7: Obviously I would be on the show instead.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: You gotta get yourdressed out of bed though.
• 52:48
  Speaker 7: Okay, let's calm down.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: My gosh, could you imagine the show with Aaron doing
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: all the voices, all the parts.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Someone that played a played a half man woman character
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: for a time at Knots, and I had to routinely
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: talk to myself and the crowd. I know I'm capable
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: of it, but i'll tell you what, it is actually
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: exhausting to like write your own Like what I do
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: with Abby is nothing compared to what I had to
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: do with that because I had to have a different
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: like physicality for half my body. Yeah, I gotta know,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I can't remember now. Each side had a different so oh.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: The concept of the character was it was split down
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: the middle, and so I always had this like line
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: of stitches and like crusted blood down the middle. And
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: then one side was like a male clown and the
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: other side was like a beautiful lady. And I had
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: two separate names and it was fun, but it was hard.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Some my guy voice was like what what are you
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: always wandering about them girls? And then my was my
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: like whiny girl's side, and switch between those voices. Now
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I had like a little diary, and I would be
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: like I'd flirt with like a boy with like my
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: pretty side, and then I'd turn and be.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: Like leave her alone, she's a jerk.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: And the people were like the fuck.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: And then this one have a training card, Dear, diary.
• 54:18
  Speaker 8: This guy broke up.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: With me, and I'd cry, and then the boy'd be like,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: why'd you go to do that?
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Now we gotta live with this jerk.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: God, she's crying.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: I would have been my favorite character if I was
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: a kid. There.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Oh God, I did it. I did shit like that
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: all night and it was tired. I did that character
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: for like four or five seasons for them.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: It's amazing.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of work. And I had to custom
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: make my wig each year because your wig gets real
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: skanky skanky after thirty nights, you know, and so you're
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: not reusing your wig. So I had to keep buying
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: a long wig and cutting and snelling with boyside, and
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: then I would steam curls into the girl's sides. Are
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: this beautiful curly hair, And then on the other side,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: it was just like crazy, God, I love this. I'll
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: find a picture of it somewhere, please, hello, please.
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: Do Yeah, and look where all that talent led.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: You to this beautiful podcast you find folks, Yep, yeah,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: that's right, you too could be a success. Ladies and gentlemen. Okay,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: so this is fun. We're having a good time, but
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta go, so Vincent Where can they find you
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: on the internet? Where can our people find you?
• 55:38
  Speaker 3: Jesus, I'm just a guy, so don't find me. No,
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: I'm playing.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: I mean, if you don't have anything to promote, that's fine.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: I'm just a dude who works in corporate America for
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: corporate company that likes the podcast with his friends. If
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: you want to find me, it's not hard. Vince's soprano
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: on Instagram and Facebook. I'm like the only goddamn bit
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: to soprowo you. You will find out there.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: So yeah, he'll be He'll be releasing his album I'm
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: just a guy. Yep, thank you.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Miss getting the style of Dean Martin.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I like that.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, we need to hear what Abby.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Hold on.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: We got to hear where they can find us?
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: Hold on one second, m You can reach us across
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: all socials at Amalani Pod and you can also email
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: us and Abby at amalan I Pod at gmail dot com.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: Dear send me pizza gift cards. Well, I like Papa
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: John's PI and pizza.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Send it to me.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: It's the loudest I've ever heard.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Holy Abby, calm down, what's up about me?
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Your cheesecake is red, so we get cheesecakes surf from
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: a dog.
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I cut it with my foot and my one tooth.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: I'll get a dog.
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's used to having it.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: Is your whipped cream in the kitchen or the bedroom.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: That's all it's It's definitely in the bedroom. I'll pass.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna skip it.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: Sorry.
• 57:24
  Speaker 7: I like mine to be refrigerated.
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, We'll see you kids next week. Bye bye, y'all.