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DLHS Hour 4 | Making Breast Cancer Screenings More Pleasurable · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.R.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're going to be
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  Speaker 2: in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I will be there this Friday, Saturday,
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  Speaker 2: and Sunday. Excuse me, Friday and Saturday. Also, Wednesday, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be in Fort Worth at Doc Books, right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, tomorrow, baby. Let's go. I'll be there at Doc Books.
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  Speaker 2: And then the next day, I'll be in Baltimore at.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know where, but I'll be at the
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  Speaker 1: book signing there. I'll tell you in one second.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And thank you for making the book the number one
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  Speaker 1: new release on Amazon. I appreciate it. Very good. How
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  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah. Oh, man. Thank you, baby.
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  Speaker 2: Now, there is, Louis Pasteur said that fortune favors the prepared, right? Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Fortune favors the prepared. Well, it is. Yeah. Fortune favors
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  Speaker 1: the prepared.
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  Speaker 2: I watched, and I feel like a lot of you guys,
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  Speaker 2: I watched that take Michael Robinson had on Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Yep. Where he basically like, I ain't saying I know nothing. Well, I,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it's a super push of blood, Clyde.
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  Speaker 2: And, uh, you know, he, he's like, the season's going
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  Speaker 2: bad and he don't want to get blamed for the season.
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  Speaker 1: So I ain't saying I know nothing.
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  Speaker 2: It's, it's, it's probably the worst take I've ever seen
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  Speaker 2: an athlete have about anything. The only thing that could
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  Speaker 2: have gone worse, if something unfortunately happened to Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 2: That is such an obscenely bad take that only an
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  Speaker 2: obtuse white man could say. It sounds just like something
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  Speaker 2: an obtuse white man would say, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 3: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like Skip Bayless said that. It sounds like that.
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  Speaker 2: We can all make mistakes, but I think a lot
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  Speaker 2: of these people just want to jump out there and
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  Speaker 2: be heard and kind of trend.
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  Speaker 1: They want to do that. And he is trending.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know how you thought that take was
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  Speaker 2: going to eat. I don't know what you thought would happen.
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  Speaker 2: But if you make a take that bad, that to
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  Speaker 2: me is as bad as being a press secretary.
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  Speaker 1: Who can't read.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen two people that had the worst days at
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  Speaker 2: work I've seen in a long time. One was the
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  Speaker 2: ditzy-ass blonde broad, and one was Michael Robinson, who made
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  Speaker 2: this horrible take, only to find out that this dude
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  Speaker 2: could have died.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: And what does it say about football and that particular organization?
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  Speaker 2: One dude leaves under mental duress, and now this?
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  Speaker 1: Yikes. Yeah, that's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, told the man not to go to sleep
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  Speaker 2: for 36 hours, threw him out there on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: He could have died, literally. Blood clots are no joke.
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  Speaker 2: And this dude, Michael Robinson, told me, well, Google superficial
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  Speaker 2: blood clots. By the time they got to Google back then,
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  Speaker 2: it had already gotten worse. It's in his lungs now.
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  Speaker 2: And then T.O. was absolutely right. Why are you apologizing?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you making a written apology? You should get
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  Speaker 2: your ass on that microphone. The way you hopped your
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  Speaker 2: ass on that microphone to make this strident declaration, you
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  Speaker 2: better do it like that. And let's be clear, Mississippi
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  Speaker 2: has no love for black lives at all, respect for
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  Speaker 2: black life, nor have they ever. There's little evidence that
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  Speaker 2: Mississippi has any use for black people except on the
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  Speaker 2: football field. None. So Colin Wiley is shot to death.
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  Speaker 2: A one year old boy strapped in his car seat.
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  Speaker 2: The district attorney finds a justifiable homicide when the lady
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  Speaker 2: allegedly was supposed to be shoplifting. He shot into a
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  Speaker 2: car and come to find out there was nothing. She
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  Speaker 2: wasn't shoplifting at all.
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  Speaker 1: She had a receipt. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: It is breast cancer awareness month. And, of course, breast
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  Speaker 2: cancer screening is not something anybody looks forward to. Jasmine,
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  Speaker 2: she's going to provide us some comfort with five ways
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  Speaker 2: to make breast cancer screening seem.
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  Speaker 1: screen is easier by Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 3: The best I can, anyway. So number five would be
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  Speaker 3: to what you wear to your mammogram. Obviously, you want
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  Speaker 3: to stay away from one piece because you'll be standing
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  Speaker 3: there butt naked.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do that. Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because you have to remove your top and
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  Speaker 3: all your jewelry and everything from the waist up.
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  Speaker 1: Well, most of it. With a romper on, everything around
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  Speaker 1: your ankles. Yeah, it'd be bad news. Not even your ankles.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take it all off. Oh, geez. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wear a bra that has underwire. You just got
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  Speaker 1: to take all that off. They got to get to everything.
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  Speaker 1: Number four. Do you have to stay in another room?
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: There's two. I got to do two of them. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say. One for each boobie. Bring it.
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  Speaker 1: Roll in the portable cat scan machines. Look out. Jesus Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five ways to, well, I'm sorry,
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  Speaker 3: number four of the top five ways to make breast
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  Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier.
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  Speaker 1: Go on natural. No deodorant, no perfume, no lotion, creams.
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  Speaker 1: Tell everybody you're Lenny Kravitz.
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  Speaker 3: Well, the reason is because the ingredients can actually trigger
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  Speaker 3: a false alarm and you don't want that.
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  Speaker 2: Don't go in there with Tussie on. Maybe my mom
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  Speaker 2: used to wear Tussie.
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  Speaker 3: Tussie leaves your underarms white.
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  Speaker 1: They also, I'm sure, have made a few people sick too. Yeah, perhaps.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five ways to make breast
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  Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier. Adjust your diet if necessary. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you can continue to eat. I never did that. But
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  Speaker 3: they say if you're a big coffee drinker or anything
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  Speaker 3: like that, you should cut back or eliminate caffeine at
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  Speaker 3: least for a few days leading up.
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  Speaker 1: To your exam. Oh, yeah, because it can be a
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  Speaker 1: false positive. Yeah. I guess so.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five ways to make breast
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  Speaker 3: cancer screenings easier, consider a pain medication. Yeah, you can
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  Speaker 3: do that if you want to, Tyler. Well, because they
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  Speaker 3: flatten your boob like a pancake. Have you guys had
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  Speaker 3: that time before?
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  Speaker 1: No. I didn't think so.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a smash burger. Yeah, it's worse than that.
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  Speaker 3: They make it very, very, very thin.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the prostate examination ain't no fun thing either. Well,
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  Speaker 1: neither is a gyno exam. And the number one of the.
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  Speaker 2: Top five ways to make breast cancer screenings easier.
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  Speaker 1: Schedule it away from your period. Ooh, Jesus. They have that?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean they have it? I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Well, you keep up with your dates.
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  Speaker 3: And so you screen it when, you know, you're not
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  Speaker 3: around your period because your boobs get more tender.
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  Speaker 1: They get sensitive, yeah. They hurt. How sensitive? They hurt.
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  Speaker 1: And they get lumpy. My d * * * hurts.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want it. You ever say that? Don't look
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  Speaker 1: at him. Don't look at him. Look away. Look away.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody look away from Dio. My breast. This is Lena.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever had to leave? I'm just trying to figure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to figure. Stop! That's going to do
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  Speaker 1: it for us, ladies and gentlemen. This is DL. We
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  Speaker 1: show you a 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: Remember, if you're going to be in Milwaukee, I will
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  Speaker 2: be there this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv.
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  Speaker 2: One of my very favorite steak joints in the country.
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  Speaker 1: Before Milwaukee, you're going to be in Fort Worth tomorrow, man. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what that means. I'll be in Fort Worth.
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  Speaker 1: Pull your wallet out. Pull your wallet out. Skip, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Skip in his lobster Thermidor.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to have to go right there, but we're
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  Speaker 2: going to, of course, is there anything, is there a
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  Speaker 2: good restaurant in Fort Worth?
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  Speaker 1: Barbecue, right? We will do some research here, buddy. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. You'll find out. Good barbecue. There you go.
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  Speaker 1: Barbecue's not expensive. You can just get that by the trough.
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  Speaker 1: Not anymore. It is now. They're talking about the price
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  Speaker 1: of beef and everything. They got a lot of smaller
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  Speaker 1: barbecue places that have been going out of business. Going
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  Speaker 1: out of business. Because, you know, they have to go
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  Speaker 1: up so high on their prices to cover. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I know it. Yes. Oh. Well, we'll find something. Me
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  Speaker 1: molding your princess is hurting. Maybe after we finish. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God. We'll find something. Yeah, you will. For sure. Jasmine,
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  Speaker 1: what did you learn today? So, you know, congratulations on
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  Speaker 1: your book, Charlie's Boy. I know it's doing very well.
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  Speaker 3: But I saw where Little John also has a book out, too,
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  Speaker 3: called I Only Shout So You Can Hear Me. And
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  Speaker 3: you guys actually have something in common. He says that
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  Speaker 3: the man who raised him, he just recently learned this,
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  Speaker 3: like you, that wasn't his real father at all.
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  Speaker 1: Paul, not Paul. Paul, not Paul.
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  Speaker 3: And his mama's gone, so he can't even get the
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  Speaker 3: answers that he needs. So I'm kind of in the
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  Speaker 3: same boat. Your mom don't remember, so you can't get
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  Speaker 3: answers from her either. Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Pow, pow, pow. But a good thing they didn't throw
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  Speaker 1: me or him away, huh? I know, that's right. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: what would they have done without you? Because most of
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  Speaker 1: the time you raise a kid that don't get nothing
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  Speaker 1: in return. Y'all shined up both of them names. You
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  Speaker 1: sure did shine it up. Jasmine, yours did okay. They
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  Speaker 1: did pretty good. They picked the right one. They skipped
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  Speaker 1: you out. They started to take me back. I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: they didn't. Scooped you out of that pass on kittens. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: carry on. It's too late now. It's too late now.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up, Junius. Who said it was me? That could
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  Speaker 1: have been Skip. Yeah, I know it's you. That ain't Skip.
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  Speaker 1: Skip would have been much louder. Skip my man Cheatham.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you learn today? Y'all, hey, early vote. Get out
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  Speaker 1: there and vote. Don't put it off. Don't let y'all
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  Speaker 1: do it. Get out there and vote.
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  Speaker 2: I know a lot of places the lines are long,
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  Speaker 2: but not as long as this hell that we've been
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  Speaker 2: going through.
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  Speaker 1: Do not delay. Don't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I tried yesterday and everywhere I went was super long lines.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good sign. That is a good sign. Did
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  Speaker 1: you see where those.
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  Speaker 3: Gen Z, I think it was, was marching?
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  Speaker 1: For 45 minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, for 45 minutes because they had removed the ballot
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  Speaker 3: boxes from campus. And so they were hoping that they
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  Speaker 3: would not go vote.
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  Speaker 1: And they did. And they marched. Hundreds of them marched.
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  Speaker 1: Hundreds of them marched. That's what you get.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't going to let nobody turn me around.
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  Speaker 1: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: They are getting these exit polls. They're getting these early numbers.
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  Speaker 2: And they're saying that they're in a world of trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, indeed. All right. The next deal you show, we're
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  Speaker 1: going to have something going on. What is it? On
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  Speaker 1: the next D.L. Hughley Show, Kyle Hughley, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: Specialty R.K., is going to drop another joint on Short
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  Speaker 2: Bus Records. Plus, the militant man Jamal Kingsley, he's going
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  Speaker 2: to be right here to expose racism in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator.
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  Speaker 1: Pull that string. We gots to go. It's the D.L.
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show. See you on the other side.