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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 5th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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Speaker 1: is advised.
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Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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Speaker 1: The Woody Show. insensitivity training.
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Speaker 3: Class is now in session hey good morning everybody good
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Speaker 3: morning and just like that it's a brand new week
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Speaker 3: It's like the weekend never happened.
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Speaker 4: Like a blink.
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Speaker 3: It is Monday. It's October the 5th, 2026. We are
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Speaker 3: The Woody Show. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gorey.
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Speaker 1: Hi.
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Speaker 3: We've got Menace. Gina Grad is here. We got Seabass.
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Speaker 5: We got Sammy.
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Speaker 3: Hello. Jeff G is here. There is Morgan, our associate producer.
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Speaker 3: We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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Speaker 3: We got Bort. We got Menji. Phones are open.
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Speaker 6: 877-44-WOODY.
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Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. We'll
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Speaker 3: see what everybody got into, the cheers and jeers. We'll
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Speaker 3: have that for you, all the trending news headlines, of course. Birthdays,
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Speaker 3: porno birthday coming up here in just a moment. Today, Monday,
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Speaker 3: October 5th, is World Architecture Day. It is World Meningitis Day.
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Speaker 2: Nice.
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Speaker 3: What exactly is meningitis? I know it's bad.
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Speaker 1: Brain swelling.
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Speaker 2: Brain swelling.
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Speaker 1: Brain swelling.
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Speaker 7: Then what's spinal meningitis?
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Speaker 3: Spinal swelling. Spinal swelling.
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Speaker 7: Spinal swelling.
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Speaker 3: We can't spell spinal.
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Speaker 5: Meningitis I always thought was like a tooth thing.
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Speaker 3: Like a mouth.
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Speaker 5: That's gingivitis.
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Speaker 3: Gingivitis, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Gingivitis.
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Speaker 5: I thought it was like an offset.
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Speaker 8: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Offsheet?
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Speaker 3: It goes from your spine to your... No, it does not.
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Speaker 9: Specifically of the protective membrane, the meninges. That's the meninges.
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Speaker 1: Meninges?
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Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 3: That surround your brain and spinal cord.
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Speaker 2: Mengeitis.
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Speaker 1: You heard it.
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Speaker 3: Today is National Be Nice Day. It's National Apple Betty Day.
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Speaker 3: What's Apple Betty? Apple Brown Betty.
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Speaker 1: What is it?
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Speaker 3: Apple Betty?
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Speaker 7: I thought it was an Apple Brown Betty.
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Speaker 3: I feel like this is something we... Ask every year,
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Speaker 3: and then we're like, oh.
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Speaker 1: Pretty much.
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Speaker 7: It's like an apple crumble.
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Speaker 1: A no-crust pie made with tender sliced apples.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, a crumble.
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Speaker 3: It's delish. T-Bass, today is World Teachers Day. Oh, you
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Speaker 3: mean World Heroes Day. And Jeff G. today is Back
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Speaker 3: Care Awareness Week.
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Speaker 10: Oh, nice.
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Speaker 5: Be aware.
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Speaker 9: Speaking of which, would you like to hear? I applied
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Speaker 9: to be a substitute teacher five months ago, and then
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Speaker 9: I asked. I went and said, how's my application? Because
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Speaker 9: I hadn't heard anything. And I did a little AI.
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Speaker 9: I said, The application to the public school district you're in,
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Speaker 9: five months is not a long time at all.
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Speaker 1: Their backlog is– Seems like it's been more than five months.
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Speaker 5: I don't know about that.
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Speaker 9: It's been– I took– I applied with my background check
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Speaker 9: a year and five months ago. It took them over
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Speaker 9: a year to approve me into the system.
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Speaker 1: And that's when we got the references and the character evaluation.
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Speaker 8: Right.
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Speaker 3: And that was five months ago.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 11: Yeah.
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Speaker 9: So about 18 months, this again, public schools are great.
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Speaker 9: But they'll say, oh, we need subs right away.
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Speaker 3: See, I always thought they were like so desperate for.
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Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
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Speaker 9: They're so desperate to take your money and give you
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Speaker 9: crappy dumb kids.
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Speaker 3: Well, I mean, look, there's a lot of people who
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Speaker 3: are very passionate about that career and teaching.
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Speaker 9: And there are just as many who are lazy slobs
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Speaker 9: that do nothing.
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Speaker 3: Oh, jeez. Prove me wrong. I feel like it's one
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Speaker 3: of those things, like being a teacher, even if you're
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Speaker 3: really into it, would seem like a good idea for
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Speaker 3: some people. It never seemed like a good idea to me,
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Speaker 3: other people's kids. But one of those jobs that would
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Speaker 3: seem like a good idea, and then you actually do it,
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Speaker 3: and it's like, ugh. Then the reality of it, right?
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Speaker 3: What I get myself into. Or the longer you do it.
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Speaker 3: There was actually a pretty fun people were asked question.
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Speaker 3: It was like, what's something that sounds amazing in theory,
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Speaker 3: but is wildly overrated once you actually do it long term?
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Speaker 3: So not even like the first time or two or whatever,
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Speaker 3: but like long term. So one thing, and I've heard
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Speaker 3: a number of people say this, business travel, because everybody
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Speaker 3: thinks that's amazing. It's so glamorous. I was going to
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Speaker 3: put that on my list.
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Speaker 1: I'm starting to get over hotels, like. Whatever.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no one realizes, you know, because it's the hours,
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Speaker 3: the crappy meals, the bland hotels. You're not staying anywhere fun.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 3: You know, for business trips, typically, it's whatever the cheapest
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Speaker 3: place they can book you in. You stay by the airport.
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Speaker 3: It's not vacation.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: Most importantly.
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Speaker 1: It's unsettling.
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Speaker 3: Like, you're waking up early. You're going in, you're doing
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Speaker 3: meetings all day. You might get like a quick break
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Speaker 3: for like a lunch, but even typically that's a working
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Speaker 3: lunch or like a client lunch or something.
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Speaker 1: Or going to some lame place.
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Speaker 3: Then you have maybe an hour, hour and a half
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Speaker 3: to go back to the hotel, shower, change before there's
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Speaker 3: like a dinner event or some other thing. And then what?
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Speaker 3: You crash and then go to the airport, travel home
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Speaker 3: and go right back to work.
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Speaker 7: You didn't see the city.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, man. Living in Florida. So I'm much happier visiting
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Speaker 3: a few times per year. The summers are rough. I
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Speaker 3: do have a friend who just moved to Naples not
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Speaker 3: that long ago, but he moved there just as it
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Speaker 3: was getting hot. So he's only been there for the
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Speaker 3: really hot and humid portion of the year.
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Speaker 1: Does he hate it?
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Speaker 3: Oh, he said the weather is miserable. Like you shower,
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Speaker 3: you're immediately soaked. Walking through pudding.
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Speaker 1: Oh, God. Yeah.
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Speaker 9: I think you want to go to the Panhandle, North Florida.
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Speaker 9: That's why Sammy's always like Jacksonville.
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Speaker 2: Yay.
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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm always saying what's something that sounds amazing in theory,
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Speaker 3: but it's wildly overrated once you do it long term
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Speaker 3: being a chef. Oh, this person says people think it's
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Speaker 3: cool and they say things like, I wish I could
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Speaker 3: do something like that. But everybody knows being a chef
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Speaker 3: is brutal. Making movies for a living. A lot of
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Speaker 3: hurry up and wait. Physically brutal. Hauling the gear around,
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Speaker 3: especially on location.
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Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: The actual workers, they do 14-hour days. Like the union guys. Actors,
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Speaker 3: it's awesome. Owning a boat because things constantly go wrong
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Speaker 3: and break and you need to haul the boat out
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Speaker 3: of the water to get it fixed. That's thousands of dollars.
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Speaker 3: Driving a sports car, hard suspension, uncomfortable seats, no space
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Speaker 3: for anything. What's something that sounds amazing in theory but
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Speaker 3: it's wildly overrated once you do it long term? Being
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Speaker 3: some form of artist, any type.
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Speaker 7: Any artist.
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Speaker 3: You may like to paint. Sounds fun until you're on
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Speaker 3: your 900th painting.
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Speaker 9: And 99% of them make no money. It includes all actors,
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Speaker 9: all musicians, etc. It's a great hobby, but if my
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Speaker 9: kid said he was going to art school, I'd say.
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Speaker 1: No, you're not.
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Speaker 3: Who's paying for that?
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Speaker 1: No, you're not, son.
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Speaker 3: I hope you can afford it. And then something else
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Speaker 3: is live music. At some point, it just becomes exhausting.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Like the people, the loud volume, the prices, the parking,
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Speaker 3: the egos, you know. Just sit at home, headphones, and
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Speaker 3: you're good. It's also in the 20s, it's people's personality. Oh,
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Speaker 3: we're going to shows all the time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It's like, I don't know, how many concerts do you
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Speaker 3: think the average person gets to a year? Like once you're, say,
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Speaker 3: over 25.
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Speaker 2: Two? Yeah.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, probably one in the summer.
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Speaker 3: It's difficult for like what we do for a living
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Speaker 3: because a lot of our jobs involve, you know, going
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Speaker 3: to these concerts or festivals. Yeah, we're not part of this.
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Speaker 3: Or things like that. But I'm saying just for the
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Speaker 3: average person, the average kind of job.
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Speaker 7: I would say two.
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Speaker 3: Text over on the text. I'd be curious. Like over
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Speaker 3: to 22987. How many shows of any kind, not even
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Speaker 3: like the big stadium arena stuff, just any concert. How
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Speaker 3: many concerts a year on average do you think that
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Speaker 3: you get to? I hate it when it's a band
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Speaker 3: I want to see and it's on a Tuesday or something.
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Speaker 3: Don't they get that we have to worry?
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Speaker 1: Why can't you just do it on weekends? Text over
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Speaker 1: to 22987.
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Speaker 3: Time for the Monday birthdays.
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Speaker 1: We'll start with these celebrities.
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Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Kate Winslet, who is 51 years old today.
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Speaker 3: Hockey Hall of Famer. From the Pittsburgh Penguins, Mario Lemieux
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Speaker 3: is 61. You got Neil deGrasse Tyson. Yes. He's going
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Speaker 3: to have a hell of a birthday next year. This year,
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Speaker 3: he's 68 years old.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 1: Next year's going to be a rager.
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Speaker 2: Yep.
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Speaker 3: Lead singer of ACDC, Brian Johnson is 79. Jesse Eisenberg,
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Speaker 3: who's pretty much the same type of dude in every movie,
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Speaker 3: is 43. Clive Barker, the horror director, 74. Daniel Baldwin,
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Speaker 3: the second oldest of the four Baldwin brothers, is 66.
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Speaker 3: And Guy Pearce. He's Australian. How's his pong? He's 59
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Speaker 3: years old today. And we're going to find out all
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Speaker 3: about the pie of our porno birthday. Well, no, actually,
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Speaker 3: it's a birthday boy.
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Speaker 1: Look at that.
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Speaker 2: Nice.
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Speaker 3: Mike Monroe.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: Today's birthday boy. He has seen more sausages than Oktoberfest.
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Speaker 3: He's only been in 43 fine films, including Desperate to
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Speaker 3: Be the Boss's Sex Toy. He was in Your Doctor
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Speaker 3: is Ready to Bang You Now, Volume 1. Unboxing my
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Speaker 3: stepbro's package for Valentine's Day.
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Speaker 2: Wow.
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Speaker 3: He was in Here Comes the Sock. Also, bareback bushwhackers.
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Speaker 3: And then who can forget his unforgettable role in Grieving
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Speaker 3: is Easier When Your Hole is Stuffed.
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Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 7: I found that to be true.
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Speaker 1: Isn't that one of the phases?
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Speaker 3: One of the phases. Acceptance, old stuff.
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Speaker 9: He has an Amazon wish list, including the Shark Navigator.
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Speaker 1: I think it's time to crowdfund.
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Speaker 3: That's Mike Monroe, who's 26 years old today. And that's
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Speaker 3: your partner birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on The
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Speaker 3: Woody Show. We'll take a quick break and then more
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Speaker 3: of our Monday Next Hang On. The Woody Show will
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Speaker 3: be right back.
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Speaker 5: Do you want to win a 98-inch television?
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Speaker 3: What's going on, everybody? It's Menace.
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Speaker 5: I'm going to be at Lazy Dog Restaurant LA Live
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Speaker 5: doing a watch party for the Rams versus Bills game
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Speaker 5: at Lazy Dog Restaurant.
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Speaker 3: It starts at 5 p.m.
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Speaker 5: TCL said they're going to hook me up with a
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Speaker 5: 98-inch TV to give away.
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Speaker 3: Plus, I'll have a ton of other prizes.
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Speaker 5: But all you got to do is show up and
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Speaker 5: you might go home with a 98-inch television and much,
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Speaker 5: much more. So mark your calendars. October 12th, 5 p.m.
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Speaker 5: Lazy Dog Restaurant LA Live. In the meantime, keep enjoying
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Speaker 5: the Woody Show podcast.
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Speaker 3: All right, cheers and jeers, and let's go with Jeff G.
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Speaker 3: What you got?
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Speaker 5: So, Greg, you're going to love this.
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Speaker 2: Awesome.
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Speaker 12: Cheers to having IBS because I lost three pounds over
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Speaker 12: the weekend.
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Speaker 4: Lucky.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Kiss me.
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Speaker 2: Is that contagious?
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Speaker 12: So the other day, I usually bring my own coffee, right,
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Speaker 12: because I just like it, and it's just better for
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Speaker 12: my stomach, the whole nine yards, right? But I had
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Speaker 12: to have this crappy coffee that we have here. And
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Speaker 12: it did not hit right. And so I left the
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Speaker 12: show and yeah, I spent the afternoon on the toilet, man.
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Speaker 12: But the good news, my cheers is I lost three pounds.
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Speaker 7: Yeah, you look really thin today.
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Speaker 3: Keep it up.
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Speaker 12: Thank you for noticing. And my jeers, I almost forgot it.
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Speaker 12: Sorry about that.
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Speaker 3: That was the cheers.
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Speaker 5: Been running through.
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Speaker 12: That was the cheers that I had IBS, right? And
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Speaker 12: my jeers are to people that don't pick up after
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Speaker 12: their dogs. Another poop story. The other day I'm walking
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Speaker 12: my dog and I'm not paying attention and And I
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Speaker 12: step right into a big pile of crap. I mean,
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Speaker 12: I can't believe I missed it, first of all. But
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Speaker 12: second of all, pick up after your dogs. It's 30 seconds.
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Speaker 12: The bags aren't that expensive. Pick up after your.
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Speaker 5: Dogs so I don't have to spend 20 minutes cleaning
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Speaker 5: my shoes.
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Speaker 7: I'm with you, and I'm a shamer. If I see
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Speaker 7: it in public, excuse me.
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Speaker 5: Excuse me.
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Speaker 7: Like, I will happily call them out.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: I've done that, too. Do you need a bag?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Do you need a bag?
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Speaker 2: I have plenty.
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Speaker 13: Yeah, I think that is typically the case where you
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Speaker 13: run out, you're on a walk, or you don't have one.
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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, no.
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Speaker 7: Grab a leaf.
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Speaker 3: Or just grab them and do what they did in
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Speaker 3: Step Brothers with Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly with the...
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Speaker 3: What looks like a powdered sugar... Yeah, the white poop.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Powdered sugar, dried up old dog poop. The old school
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Speaker 3: dog poop. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: But, dude, Amazon, you can get a whole box full
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Speaker 5: of bags.
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Speaker 3: I got them. Nothing. Yeah, I saw something recently about, like, why...
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Speaker 3: Dog turds don't turn white like that anymore. Yeah, it's
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Speaker 3: because they're like.
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Speaker 1: The food, right?
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Speaker 14: Yeah, there's a calcium that they don't... It's like a
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Speaker 14: filler they don't put in anymore.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. So funny.
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Speaker 1: Good old days.
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Speaker 3: Dog turds don't turn white. That's old school, guys.
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Speaker 1: Like a powdered donut.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. So when kids in the future watch Step Brothers,
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Speaker 3: they won't get.
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Speaker 2: Not at all.
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Speaker 3: What's wrong with the dog? They won't understand. But Jeff,
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Speaker 3: what would you rather have in the street? A pile
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Speaker 3: of dog poop or somebody that did put the poop
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Speaker 3: in a bag and then just put the bag on
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Speaker 3: the ground?
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Speaker 2: Oh.
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Speaker 5: I'd rather have the bag on the ground.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 3: Because anyone can dispose of that. You'll see the bag.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 3: And even if you step on the bag, it's not
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Speaker 3: getting on your shoes.
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Speaker 12: It took me so long to get... I was wearing Vans.
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Speaker 12: I had to get it out of all those little holes.
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Speaker 3: You got to throw that butter knife away.
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Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you just run it under like a hose.
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Speaker 7: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Spray the bottom.
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Speaker 5: That's what I was doing.
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Speaker 3: That's just garbage. Forget it.
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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Start over. That's his answer to everything.
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Speaker 1: Oh, this pan's dirty?
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Speaker 2: Mr.
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Speaker 7: Landfill over here.
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Speaker 3: Throws it away. Gina Grad, cheers and jeers.
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Speaker 14: Cheers to having a kid that's old enough to watch
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Speaker 14: actual good movies with us. We don't have to just
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Speaker 14: sit there and go through the Disney channel anymore. There's
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Speaker 14: nothing wrong with that, but it can't do it on
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Speaker 14: a night where we all want to watch a movie.
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Speaker 14: So now we're watching my genre, like psychological thrillers.
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Speaker 3: And he loves them.
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Speaker 7: We did Sixth Sense, Signs, Unbreakable. So we did like
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Speaker 7: all the M.
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Speaker 3: Night Shyamalan.
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Speaker 7: And then The Others.
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Speaker 3: Do you guys remember that movie?
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Speaker 7: The Nicole Kidman movie?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 14: Like watching this with a kid and seeing his mind
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Speaker 14: get blown on these types of movies was really fun.
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Speaker 14: He wants to watch Nope next, but I don't think
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Speaker 14: it's as good as everyone else did. And cheers to
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Speaker 14: just mindless scrolling. I did so much work yesterday. Greg,
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Speaker 14: you'd be proud of me. I unclogged a drain by myself,
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Speaker 14: like a drain nozzle.
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Speaker 3: And I got a.
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Speaker 14: Turkey carving knife and carved like this foam I needed
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Speaker 14: to cut, which just.
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Speaker 7: Really impressed myself.
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Speaker 14: So I thought I'm going to treat myself and like
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Speaker 14: lay on the bed for a few minutes and just
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Speaker 14: like look at the internet and then, you know, get
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Speaker 14: back to what I'm doing.
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Speaker 3: I lost hours.
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Speaker 14: I got somehow down this rabbit hole of these like,
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Speaker 14: and I don't even think they're real people, AI influencers
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Speaker 14: telling me what's coming up on the Amazon Prime deal
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Speaker 14: days or whatever, like all these home things for hours
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Speaker 14: until I realized I'm not going to buy any of
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Speaker 14: this crap.
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Speaker 7: I don't want any of this crap.
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Speaker 3: And my day was gone. Yeah. I've realized. So when
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Speaker 3: we send the kids to bed, we take the phones.
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Speaker 1: Smart. Right.
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Speaker 3: And they charge in our room like the kids don't
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Speaker 3: have the phones.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 3: We got to start doing that with our phones.
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Speaker 5: Seriously.
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Speaker 3: And Greg's been on that tip.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Leave it in the kitchen. And here's why I say that.
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Speaker 3: The last two times that my wife and I have
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Speaker 3: had a hotel room to ourself where we're back in
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Speaker 3: the room in plenty of time and there could be
14:46
Speaker 3: a really good opportunity. for no kids are around, sexy
14:49
Speaker 3: time or whatever.
14:50
Speaker 2: Yes, 11.
14:50
Speaker 1: In a hotel.
14:52
Speaker 3: And she's even alluded to it earlier in the day.
14:54
Speaker 2: Blah, blah, blah.
14:55
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, nice.
14:56
Speaker 15: Cool.
14:57
Speaker 3: Well, you get back, and you lay in bed, and
14:59
Speaker 3: both of you end up start scrolling on your phone.
15:01
Speaker 3: Next thing you know, it's been an hour.
15:05
Speaker 15: Yep.
15:05
Speaker 3: Time for bed. I'm falling asleep, and now I'm disinterested.
15:09
Speaker 1: Totally.
15:10
Speaker 3: Because I'll turn the phone off, put it on the charger,
15:14
Speaker 3: and she'll go, hey, what are you doing? I go,
15:15
Speaker 3: what do you mean? She goes, are we not doing it? Yeah.
15:18
Speaker 3: I go, not now. Like, now I'm zapped.
15:21
Speaker 2: Wow.
15:22
Speaker 3: I'm out. You know, we've been laying here for an hour.
15:25
Speaker 3: And then what I'll do is I'll roll over. And
15:29
Speaker 3: I know I've slept for like somewhat, like, I don't know,
15:33
Speaker 3: half hour kind of zone. You know, when you're first
15:34
Speaker 3: getting into your sleep. And I rolled over to kind
15:39
Speaker 3: of adjust. And it was at least 40 minutes. She's
15:41
Speaker 3: still on the phone. I get it. Still. And I go.
15:44
Speaker 3: What are you doing? It's not important. I said, go
15:47
Speaker 3: to bed. She's doing research. No, it's just Instagram. I
15:52
Speaker 3: think the move is, especially in a situation like that,
15:54
Speaker 3: it's being squandered. This room is being squandered. This is
15:59
Speaker 3: not what hotel rooms are for. We were back in
16:02
Speaker 3: plenty of time. We're away from the kids for a night,
16:05
Speaker 3: you know, and we're scrolling on Instagram and sending each
16:09
Speaker 3: other like, oh, do you see this video of this
16:11
Speaker 3: dog and his duck? How about you see these nuts?
16:15
Speaker 1: How about that?
16:16
Speaker 4: Yeah.
16:18
Speaker 5: But there's always new stuff.
16:19
Speaker 1: On the Internet.
16:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
16:21
Speaker 3: We've seen these nuts before.
16:22
Speaker 4: Right.
16:23
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Well, I mean, look, if it's if it's
16:25
Speaker 3: an important thing, I think that's, you know, the move.
16:29
Speaker 1: Yeah. Put the phone in a different room.
16:32
Speaker 3: Yeah. And I would say, between the two of us,
16:37
Speaker 3: she is definitely more addicted.
16:39
Speaker 5: Same with my wife. I have this product called Brick.
16:42
Speaker 5: It's a small little brick.
16:44
Speaker 3: It's gray.
16:45
Speaker 5: And you tap it, and it'll shut off all your
16:48
Speaker 5: social media.
16:49
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good idea. It's really cool. How does
16:51
Speaker 3: that work?
16:51
Speaker 12: Yeah, I have to show it to you, but you
16:54
Speaker 12: program what you want it to take off, and then
16:56
Speaker 12: you just tap it, and then it'll basically brick your phone.
16:59
Speaker 5: That's why it's called Brick, and it works so well.
17:01
Speaker 12: And I do it a lot when I'm getting ready
17:03
Speaker 12: for the show, so I don't get caught up on
17:05
Speaker 12: social media and stuff, and I just want to focus.
17:07
Speaker 7: So you brick your own phone, not breaking other people's phones.
17:09
Speaker 3: But you can use it on multiple phones. So it's
17:10
Speaker 3: a third-party device.
17:11
Speaker 5: Third-party device.
17:12
Speaker 3: I have it with me. Third-party device, and you... You
17:16
Speaker 3: program it?
17:16
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:17
Speaker 3: You have it here?
17:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do have it here. Do you want me
17:20
Speaker 5: to run out of here?
17:20
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
17:21
Speaker 3: Just explain. I'm trying to understand how it works.
17:23
Speaker 5: So it's a small gray brick.
17:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
17:25
Speaker 3: You have the app.
17:26
Speaker 12: In the app, you just figure out what you would
17:29
Speaker 12: like to brick off your phone to keep you from
17:30
Speaker 12: being distracted.
17:31
Speaker 3: Okay, so the app is on the phone.
17:32
Speaker 2: Correct.
17:32
Speaker 3: Okay, so the app is on the phone. This piece
17:35
Speaker 3: of hardware just interacts with that app.
17:38
Speaker 1: Correct.
17:38
Speaker 3: It interferes. Like a remote control. Correct.
17:40
Speaker 5: And then you put your phone next to it. You
17:42
Speaker 5: tap it. It'll brick your phone out until you untap it.
17:46
Speaker 7: Does it have an app to get you through the, like,
17:48
Speaker 7: shaking and sweating?
17:49
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
17:50
Speaker 3: That's just on you.
17:50
Speaker 1: No rehab yet.
17:51
Speaker 16: So there's not, like, a time limit on it.
17:53
Speaker 7: It's just whenever you decide to reach out.
17:55
Speaker 3: So do you have to put, like, your login information
18:00
Speaker 3: for all your different?
18:02
Speaker 5: Nope.
18:02
Speaker 2: Wow.
18:03
Speaker 3: That sounds like a way that, oh, hey, this is
18:04
Speaker 3: what you can do. It's going to be helpful for
18:06
Speaker 3: you before getting all your information, all your logins and stuff.
18:08
Speaker 3: And I'm going to blow your mind, buddy. You already
18:11
Speaker 3: have one.
18:12
Speaker 5: Because when we did that Bert Kreischer 5K, he put
18:16
Speaker 5: one in the bags that he gave us.
18:17
Speaker 3: Oh, is that right?
18:18
Speaker 5: Yeah.
18:19
Speaker 3: So what I do is I put it on. I
18:21
Speaker 3: still have that bag in my closet. I haven't even
18:23
Speaker 3: taken the stuff out of it. Yeah, look inside it.
18:25
Speaker 3: You have a brick.
18:26
Speaker 8: Okay.
18:27
Speaker 12: So I put it on my refrigerator, right? And then
18:29
Speaker 12: I tap it and then I walk out to my
18:31
Speaker 12: office to do my work. So it's physically far away.
18:34
Speaker 12: So I can't unbrick it just when I get the itch.
18:36
Speaker 3: Oh, so I can use this for the kids' phones. Yeah. Oh, God,
18:39
Speaker 3: they're going to freak out.
18:40
Speaker 5: It's in your closet.
18:41
Speaker 8: Yeah.
18:42
Speaker 1: Love that.
18:42
Speaker 2: Grab it.
18:43
Speaker 1: You have one.
18:44
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:44
Speaker 1: Use it.
18:45
Speaker 15: Yeah.
18:45
Speaker 3: That's awesome. You know what?
18:47
Speaker 1: That's weird.
18:47
Speaker 3: That sounds good to me. Yeah.
18:49
Speaker 1: So it just helps with self-control. It does.
18:51
Speaker 7: When you have none.
18:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
18:54
Speaker 3: It's like Russian roulette. Yeah. But with jizz.
18:57
Speaker 2: Exactly.
18:58
Speaker 1: It's sexy.
19:00
Speaker 11: The Woody Show.
19:01
Speaker 15: All right.
19:03
Speaker 3: Gina Grad. What about the trending news headlines?
19:07
Speaker 14: Well, the NFL started week four with five undefeated teams
19:10
Speaker 14: and it ended with three.
19:12
Speaker 3: The Chiefs beat the Raiders to go 4-0.
19:13
Speaker 14: The 49ers beat the Broncos and the Minnesota Vikings stay
19:18
Speaker 14: undefeated after beating the Dolphins. Last night on Sunday Night Football,
19:22
Speaker 14: it was the Panthers who got the win, beating Detroit
19:24
Speaker 14: Lions 32-26. Other Week 4 winners, the Rams came back
19:30
Speaker 14: to win in Philly, the Patriots gave the Buffalo Bills
19:33
Speaker 14: their first loss, and the Dallas Cowboys beat the Texans.
19:37
Speaker 1: See, this was the season I was trying not to care.
19:39
Speaker 3: You say that all the time!
19:40
Speaker 1: This is the thing. I realize it brings my dad
19:44
Speaker 1: and I closer together.
19:45
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
19:46
Speaker 1: The Niner game was a nail-biter. We're texting back and
19:48
Speaker 1: forth the whole time.
19:49
Speaker 3: Holy crap.
19:50
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
19:50
Speaker 1: Okay, good. We need a bigger buffer. And then they
19:52
Speaker 1: catch up, and oh, it was crazy. So now I care.
19:55
Speaker 5: Are you excited just because they're winning, though?
19:59
Speaker 1: I mean, that helps.
20:00
Speaker 3: Is it that, or is it the connection with your dad?
20:02
Speaker 5: Yeah.
20:02
Speaker 2: Both.
20:03
Speaker 4: Both.
20:03
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm stoked that they're 4-0, but still, it's...
20:07
Speaker 1: praying they can go to the Super Bowl again because
20:09
Speaker 1: then I'll go hang out with my dad again.
20:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's nice.
20:12
Speaker 1: It's cool.
20:12
Speaker 5: That's cool, man.
20:13
Speaker 3: It's kind of like, look, there's 17 games a season
20:16
Speaker 3: that you could use as an excuse to go see
20:18
Speaker 3: and hang out and watch the game with your dad.
20:20
Speaker 4: True.
20:20
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be the Super Bowl. Well, Dad,
20:22
Speaker 3: I tell you what, it's way more intense. We can
20:25
Speaker 3: hang out as father and son.
20:26
Speaker 7: There's just one caveat.
20:28
Speaker 5: But the deal is, it's got to be the Super Bowl.
20:32
Speaker 5: My dad happens to be a 49er fan and we
20:33
Speaker 5: just went to a game last week. It's possible.
20:36
Speaker 1: No, I know it's possible.
20:37
Speaker 3: But you can follow the story together. It's more fun.
20:40
Speaker 2: Yeah.
20:40
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get you.
20:42
Speaker 14: Well, week four wraps tonight on Monday Night Football and
20:44
Speaker 14: the Falcons and Saints on ESPN.
20:47
Speaker 7: And it feels like there.
20:48
Speaker 14: Is just a new update, a new twist in this
20:50
Speaker 14: Cornell story every day.
20:52
Speaker 7: And we got another one. So ABC News reviewed phone.
20:55
Speaker 14: Records and messages that suggest that some of the frat
20:58
Speaker 14: brothers were trying to figure out how to handle things
21:00
Speaker 14: after Jane Doe.
21:01
Speaker 7: Reported the attack.
21:02
Speaker 3: Alleged assault.
21:03
Speaker 14: So in the days after, some guys from the frat
21:06
Speaker 14: kept calling her and texting her, apparently trying to stay
21:08
Speaker 14: on her good side, calm her down. After she went
21:10
Speaker 14: to Cornell campus police and reported what she described as
21:13
Speaker 14: a gang rape, the frat brothers were texting each other
21:16
Speaker 14: about whether someone should call her and help try and,
21:18
Speaker 14: you know, figure this out. In another call, Doe asked
21:21
Speaker 14: one of the guys involved if he could help her
21:23
Speaker 14: understand how so many people ended up in that room.
21:26
Speaker 14: But his version of the story left out all those
21:28
Speaker 14: messages showing that he invited other dudes in there. Records
21:32
Speaker 14: also show he later tried to get a witness to
21:33
Speaker 14: clear his name and tried to convince her that Doe
21:35
Speaker 14: was lying. So we're not even remotely done with this story.
21:40
Speaker 14: Lots going on. And the Dodgers and Braves split the
21:43
Speaker 14: first two games in L.A. The Brewers are up 2-0
21:47
Speaker 14: on the Padres after Churrio's walk-off. The NLDS series is
21:51
Speaker 14: back tomorrow. The White Sox and Rays are both up
21:54
Speaker 14: 1-0 in their series. Both of those series continue on
21:57
Speaker 14: TBS today.
21:58
Speaker 3: Gina, covering sports is always funny. 2-0. Up to nothing.
22:04
Speaker 7: To nothing.
22:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, two and O.
22:06
Speaker 4: Yeah.
22:07
Speaker 3: Well, you know. It's just funny.
22:09
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:10
Speaker 1: The 49ers are four to zero.
22:13
Speaker 3: Four to the letter O, baby.
22:15
Speaker 1: Four dash O.
22:16
Speaker 14: Well, you know why I think it's also funny to
22:19
Speaker 14: me is because, you know, my dad was a sports announcer.
22:21
Speaker 7: And every time I had a question, it was never answered.
22:25
Speaker 3: You just think it would like, I don't know, like
22:26
Speaker 3: over time. We're just kind of being on.
22:29
Speaker 2: I am committed.
22:30
Speaker 3: Being on this planet.
22:31
Speaker 7: I am committed to not doing it right.
22:33
Speaker 3: I guess so. Yeah.
22:36
Speaker 7: Well, there was a headline over the weekend.
22:37
Speaker 3: The Brewers are up two and oh. Two to nothing.
22:42
Speaker 3: Two to nothing. Well, it's not. That's not the answer
22:45
Speaker 3: to that. What is the answer? It's not like.
22:47
Speaker 7: But what is the answer?
22:48
Speaker 3: They're up to nothing.
22:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:49
Speaker 3: What is that? They're up to nothing.
22:52
Speaker 1: But they're not two and O.
22:54
Speaker 3: Okay.
22:55
Speaker 7: Lesson learned. Thank you guys for educating me.
22:57
Speaker 1: You're welcome.
22:58
Speaker 3: Well, you know, hey, there's something your dad never did.
23:00
Speaker 3: He sure did. You asked for the answers, and now, like,
23:03
Speaker 3: we're getting you the answer.
23:04
Speaker 14: And I've told you every time I got the same answer, oh, Angel,
23:08
Speaker 14: that's why I had a boy and a girl.
23:10
Speaker 3: And he'd walk away and go do something else.
23:12
Speaker 6: No way!
23:13
Speaker 3: I never got these things answered. So this is trauma.
23:15
Speaker 14: No, this is just, this is why I don't have
23:18
Speaker 14: these answers for you. I like when I saw somebody
23:21
Speaker 14: holding up a D and a fence and I was like,
23:24
Speaker 14: what is D gate?
23:25
Speaker 7: And he's like, and walked away and I never got
23:28
Speaker 7: my answer.
23:28
Speaker 3: By the way. Dude, that sucks. What do you show
23:32
Speaker 3: biggest loser competition? Oh yeah.
23:34
Speaker 1: Yeah.
23:35
Speaker 3: So we, we had the picks last week and menace
23:39
Speaker 3: one again.
23:40
Speaker 2: He's a savant.
23:41
Speaker 3: All right. So yeah.
23:43
Speaker 4: Menace.
23:45
Speaker 3: He picked the Titans to lose by 14. They only
23:47
Speaker 3: lost by six.
23:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:49
Speaker 3: But he was the closest. He was up against Greg.
23:51
Speaker 3: Greg said they were going to lose by 17.
23:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
23:54
Speaker 3: So they both went over, but Menace was still the closest.
23:58
Speaker 3: Eking out those wins.
23:59
Speaker 2: Yeah.
24:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
24:01
Speaker 3: Speaking of losers, man, your Chargers, Jeff, are god-awful.
24:06
Speaker 12: Yeah, I stopped caring, man. I usually watch the game
24:09
Speaker 12: in full yesterday. Yeah, but then who are you going
24:11
Speaker 12: to watch the Super Bowl with at some point?
24:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
24:13
Speaker 3: Doesn't even bonding and loss bring you and somebody else
24:18
Speaker 3: closer together?
24:18
Speaker 5: I got enough depressing stuff in my life.
24:20
Speaker 1: I don't need more.
24:21
Speaker 12: So I just watched the red zone yesterday, and the
24:23
Speaker 12: first play of the Chargers game, interception. So I'm like, see,
24:26
Speaker 12: I'm doing myself right, man. I'm just trying not to
24:28
Speaker 12: pay that much attention to it.
24:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Chargers, man. Dude, the Bucs. The Bucs gave— Baker
24:33
Speaker 3: Mayfield made this big deal about, like, getting this contract
24:36
Speaker 3: and being respected and everything else, and they still haven't
24:39
Speaker 3: won a game.
24:41
Speaker 5: That's always what happens, dude.
24:42
Speaker 3: Isn't that— it' s so weird. I've seen it happen in radio
24:46
Speaker 3: a number of times where, you know, you have somebody
24:49
Speaker 3: who is, like, really good, and they kick all kind
24:52
Speaker 3: of ass, and their work ethic is insane. And then
24:55
Speaker 3: they get a really good contract. They get a really
24:57
Speaker 3: good deal. And all of a sudden, they blow. Is
25:00
Speaker 3: this psychological? Yeah, what is that? It happens in sports
25:04
Speaker 3: all the time.
25:05
Speaker 5: You ease the pressure off yourself.
25:08
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're hubris.
25:09
Speaker 3: I'm untouchable now. I mean, the Titans, everybody expected them
25:12
Speaker 3: to suck. But they lost to the Ravens. Now, I'm
25:14
Speaker 3: going to put the Ravens in the losers category because
25:17
Speaker 3: they won the game, but they lost Lamar Jackson. Like,
25:20
Speaker 3: he left the stadium in a boot.
25:22
Speaker 1: Oh, no.
25:23
Speaker 3: That's not good. Which a Steeler fan, hate to see.
25:25
Speaker 3: I don't actually, I don't root for anybody. I don't
25:28
Speaker 3: root for injuries. I'm not one of those fans.
25:30
Speaker 1: No way.
25:30
Speaker 3: I'm not one of those fans, but it does make
25:32
Speaker 3: it easier to play them. When someone's in a boot. Yeah,
25:36
Speaker 3: when he's not playing. Yeah, true.
25:37
Speaker 6: Yeah.
25:38
Speaker 14: Well, there was a headline over the weekend that read,
25:41
Speaker 14: Krista Pike may never recover following botched lethal injection attempt.
25:45
Speaker 3: I sent that to Greg.
25:46
Speaker 1: Uh-huh, said finally some good news.
25:49
Speaker 3: Wasn't that the point, by the way? It was really
25:51
Speaker 3: good news. She's not supposed to recover. They were supposed
25:53
Speaker 3: to execute her.
25:54
Speaker 13: Yeah.
25:54
Speaker 3: And she may never recover.
25:55
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
25:55
Speaker 3: So, I mean, now, did you take the scenic route
25:58
Speaker 3: to get there? Yeah, right.
25:59
Speaker 1: It'll take a minute. Yeah.
26:01
Speaker 7: Well, she's still unconscious. She's intubated.
26:03
Speaker 3: She's on a ventilator.
26:04
Speaker 1: It's a shame, right? Smush a pillow on her face.
26:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
26:07
Speaker 14: Meanwhile, the head of the Tennessee Department of Corrections, he's resigned.
26:10
Speaker 14: Krista's lawyer called the resignation, quote, justified and said that
26:15
Speaker 14: it's not going to help Krista now. And as we
26:17
Speaker 14: mentioned last week, the governor is halting all executions for
26:20
Speaker 14: the rest of the year and has ordered an independent review.
26:23
Speaker 3: Why would they resign, though?
26:24
Speaker 5: Like, that sucks because it's not like this is their
26:28
Speaker 5: idea on how to execute this person.
26:30
Speaker 7: Somebody's got to take the fall.
26:31
Speaker 5: This is the rules. And then you're forcing me to
26:34
Speaker 5: do it this way. I'm sure if I'm head of
26:36
Speaker 5: the execution, I'm going to do it a different way
26:39
Speaker 5: and get the job done.
26:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're the one who's on the line.
26:41
Speaker 3: Yeah. This is my job. I'm overseeing it.
26:44
Speaker 2: Right.
26:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
26:45
Speaker 5: You're just following somebody else's plan, which sucks.
26:47
Speaker 3: How about this? Put him in the electric chair, right?
26:50
Speaker 3: And then as you flip the switch, a firing squad.
26:52
Speaker 3: fires upon the person while IVs drip the lethal injection
26:57
Speaker 3: into their veins all at the same time.
26:59
Speaker 5: I'm sure if you had free range to do whatever
27:02
Speaker 5: you want just to get the job done, you would
27:03
Speaker 5: do it.
27:04
Speaker 3: And then, just to make... Submergent water. Submergent water that's
27:09
Speaker 3: filled with crocodiles. Tie a brick to your foot, toss
27:13
Speaker 3: you over.
27:13
Speaker 5: Why am I losing my job because I'm following your
27:18
Speaker 5: stupid plan?
27:19
Speaker 7: And I watched a bunch of.
27:22
Speaker 7: Is it anesthetist?
27:23
Speaker 14: Anesthesiologist. I always mix those up. And a lot of
27:26
Speaker 14: them said they just didn't find a vein. It just
27:29
Speaker 14: randomly went in their skin. That does not do the job.
27:31
Speaker 3: Well, they're 0-1. Yep. On execution.
27:35
Speaker 1: They're 0-1. Actually, no, they're 2.
27:36
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
27:37
Speaker 3: Wasn't it two attempts?
27:38
Speaker 15: 2-2-0.
27:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're 0-2.
27:40
Speaker 1: They're 0-2-0.
27:43
Speaker 3: They're O to the letter O.
27:45
Speaker 5: Didn't it have that new little ray gun thing that
27:49
Speaker 5: shows your veins?
27:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have those.
27:51
Speaker 5: That's right.
27:51
Speaker 7: When you just put it over their skin and it
27:53
Speaker 7: lights up.
27:53
Speaker 3: How many times have I gone to a Quest diagnostic
27:57
Speaker 3: place just for the blood work for a regular annual physical?
28:00
Speaker 3: Don't you guys do this for a living? There was
28:03
Speaker 3: a line of people waiting one after the other to
28:05
Speaker 3: go into the room where you sit down and they
28:07
Speaker 3: get your blood. That's all you do all day. How
28:10
Speaker 3: are you having this hard of a time? I know.
28:11
Speaker 7: How are you missing?
28:12
Speaker 17: It's like it's always their first day.
28:14
Speaker 3: Exactly.
28:14
Speaker 1: If I was the executioner, I would have taken the
28:16
Speaker 1: syringes backstage and added my own stuff to it, like
28:18
Speaker 1: Windex and bleach.
28:21
Speaker 3: Or just make sure that the needle on those things
28:23
Speaker 3: is big and wide, like those places you get a
28:25
Speaker 3: good milkshake straw. Oh, yeah, like the McDonald's straw. Yeah,
28:29
Speaker 3: just have it. That way you're guaranteed to hit something. Yeah,
28:31
Speaker 3: that's a good idea. Yeah, you can't miss it.
28:33
Speaker 1: And what a colossal waste of money this is. She's
28:36
Speaker 1: in the hospital.
28:37
Speaker 3: Trying to save her? Effing waste.
28:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
28:40
Speaker 3: There's a thing called the Grand Canyon, bro.
28:42
Speaker 5: Just put a brick on a gas pedal on a
28:47
Speaker 5: car you need to get rid of.
28:50
Speaker 14: Well, remember when we gave everyone the heads up that
28:52
Speaker 14: you're not supposed to call it AI anymore? It's SI
28:54
Speaker 14: now for super intelligence. Well, the White House just announced
28:57
Speaker 14: a new task force called the Super Intelligence Force. And
29:00
Speaker 14: that's going to be led by the director of national intelligence,
29:03
Speaker 14: the FTC chairman, a Pentagon tech and a few other
29:06
Speaker 14: muckety mucks. So their job is going to be keeping
29:09
Speaker 14: America as the super intelligence world leader. They've got 120
29:13
Speaker 14: days to deliver a report on what we're going to
29:16
Speaker 14: call it, AI's risk and benefits. 73% of Americans worry
29:20
Speaker 14: AI could threaten human survival, which we have talked about.
29:23
Speaker 14: But the White House's goal is just to beat China
29:26
Speaker 14: in the AI race.
29:27
Speaker 3: And that's it. What's interesting, I heard an interesting argument
29:29
Speaker 3: about this. And it's funny how You know, when it
29:33
Speaker 3: comes to this stuff, right? Like they're so against the
29:37
Speaker 3: idea of putting any kind of like guardrails or regulations.
29:40
Speaker 3: in place right just oh we're gonna keep an eye
29:43
Speaker 3: on it and we're just gonna monitor or whatever no
29:46
Speaker 3: real no real urgency or call to action on what
29:51
Speaker 3: they are saying is existential threat right however man do
29:55
Speaker 3: they move quick on the Protect College Sports Act.
30:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, right.
30:01
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? To keep kids from being
30:03
Speaker 3: able to get NIL money or how many times they
30:06
Speaker 3: can transfer or, you know, to keep the kids from,
30:09
Speaker 3: you know, who went to the NFL from going back. Man,
30:12
Speaker 3: not only do they write something up to put the
30:14
Speaker 3: guardrails and the bumpers in place, right? But then they
30:17
Speaker 3: passed it. They actually, it got to the floor. They
30:20
Speaker 3: passed the whole thing. And, you know, like that's, That's
30:25
Speaker 3: what we're going to put regulation and stuff into? Yeah, priorities.
30:28
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. I do understand what they're
30:31
Speaker 3: trying to do with that, too. But it's just funny how... One.
30:33
Speaker 7: Affects the entire humanity.
30:36
Speaker 3: One is college sports. The other one is something they're
30:38
Speaker 3: saying could kill everybody in 10 years.
30:41
Speaker 15: But we're going.
30:41
Speaker 3: To keep an eye on that one. We'll just see
30:43
Speaker 3: how it goes. But this kid who wants to go
30:45
Speaker 3: back to college after getting cut from NFL training camp
30:50
Speaker 3: and how many times you could transfer from this school
30:53
Speaker 3: to another school, we're really going to make sure that
30:55
Speaker 3: we have that all buttoned up.
30:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's because we're not playing China in college sports.
30:59
Speaker 2: 100%.
30:59
Speaker 3: I was like, man, you know what? I never thought
31:03
Speaker 3: about it that way, but that's a really good point. Well,
31:04
Speaker 3: you already solved the AI problem. What do you point
31:07
Speaker 3: it out? We are the ones that taught it to
31:09
Speaker 3: do certain things. Let's teach it not to do certain things.
31:13
Speaker 5: If you can program it, you can unprogram it.
31:15
Speaker 1: Tell it, don't.
31:16
Speaker 3: We say all the time on this show, there's tickets
31:19
Speaker 3: to something, right?
31:20
Speaker 1: And you want them.
31:21
Speaker 3: You want tickets. We have tickets.
31:24
Speaker 2: Win.
31:24
Speaker 3: So just win.
31:25
Speaker 1: Just win.
31:25
Speaker 3: It's easy.
31:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
31:28
Speaker 7: And Tom Cruise's Digger finally opened, and the numbers are brutal.
31:33
Speaker 7: One of the worst debuts of his entire career.
31:34
Speaker 1: So the predictions were right.
31:35
Speaker 7: Yeah, only $ 8 million domestically. Not good. Especially since it
31:39
Speaker 7: cost over $ 125 million to make and another $ 100 million
31:43
Speaker 7: to market it. The number one movie this weekend was Verity.
31:47
Speaker 7: That's the Dakota Johnson and Anne Hathaway movie, but that
31:50
Speaker 7: one I was told was a stinker, too.
31:52
Speaker 14: And the rest of the top five, Resident Evil, Heart
31:55
Speaker 14: of the Beast, Primetime, and then Digger... Next up will
31:58
Speaker 14: be The Social Reckoning. That's the Aaron Sorkin one about Facebook.
32:01
Speaker 14: And then Other Mommy, which is a new horror movie
32:04
Speaker 14: starring Jessica Chastain, which I'm also very excited about.
32:07
Speaker 1: That's hot.
32:08
Speaker 5: Right?
32:09
Speaker 7: And that's what's going on, Woody.
32:10
Speaker 1: All right.
32:10
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Gina Grant. You got it. More
32:12
Speaker 3: Woody Show next. Hang on. The Woody Show returns right
32:15
Speaker 3: after these messages. That's my answer.
32:17
Speaker 1: 100%.
32:22
Speaker 3: We've been saying. This rules. The boy doesn't want to
32:25
Speaker 3: have sex. You got to put your mouth on. No, no, no.
32:29
Speaker 1: Okay, that is quite impressive. Quite, quite, quite impressive.
32:33
Speaker 3: Look at that. Oh, that's lovely. Yes. The Woody Show.
32:41
Speaker 3: Total first world problem, but the television in the studio
32:44
Speaker 3: doesn't work.
32:45
Speaker 2: I know.
32:45
Speaker 3: Why are we supposed to watch TV while we work? Well, actually,
32:47
Speaker 3: we do keep an eye on news, you know, while
32:50
Speaker 3: the show's going on in case anything happens. But yes,
32:53
Speaker 3: it's unavailable. We're sorry. This is temporary unavailable to continue
32:57
Speaker 3: to call the cable company.
32:58
Speaker 4: Call this number.
32:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll get right on it.
33:00
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. That'll be quick and easy.
33:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bart, I have no idea how this thing works.
33:04
Speaker 3: I don't know how they have the whole thing set up.
33:06
Speaker 3: Did you guys submit a trouble ticket yet?
33:07
Speaker 17: Oh.
33:08
Speaker 3: No, yeah, I got to submit a help ticket. I
33:10
Speaker 3: heard that helps.
33:10
Speaker 2: Does it?
33:11
Speaker 3: That's what we're told, allegedly. Does it? That's what corporate says.
33:14
Speaker 3: They're not wrong.
33:15
Speaker 5: We'll plug in an Apple TV into.
33:17
Speaker 3: It and we're good. Every office now has the ticket
33:22
Speaker 3: system for whatever it is. Oh, we don't have any
33:26
Speaker 3: more paper for the copy machine. Well, put a ticket in. Yeah.
33:31
Speaker 3: It goes to corporate in New York, then to our
33:33
Speaker 3: people here. It's supposed to make things more efficient.
33:36
Speaker 1: Does it?
33:37
Speaker 2: Sure.
33:38
Speaker 1: Can I submit a ticket on how to submit a ticket?
33:40
Speaker 2: Yes.
33:41
Speaker 1: Really?
33:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely.
33:43
Speaker 1: I got to figure out how.
33:43
Speaker 3: I actually did submit a ticket for something. It was
33:46
Speaker 3: like a, you know, HR type of thing. Hey, how
33:49
Speaker 3: do I find blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Man, I
33:51
Speaker 3: don't think I've gotten an answer on that yet.
33:53
Speaker 14: No, you'll get an answer right back from an automated
33:56
Speaker 14: thing saying, we got your ticket, and then that's that.
33:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:58
Speaker 3: That's the end of the conversation. Because it was something
34:00
Speaker 3: that I was supposed to submit to stay compliant with whatever,
34:04
Speaker 3: you know, every person fills these things out.
34:06
Speaker 1: Yeah.
34:07
Speaker 3: And so I'm failing to see where I'm supposed to
34:10
Speaker 3: enter this. And I was like, what do I put
34:12
Speaker 3: in this place, in this form, in this particular spot?
34:17
Speaker 3: Nobody ever gets it. So I said, forget it. And
34:19
Speaker 3: they haven't followed up to say, well, you still haven't
34:21
Speaker 3: submitted your doohickey.
34:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I did.
34:24
Speaker 2: Yes, why?
34:24
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, yeah, not really. Not really getting on the
34:28
Speaker 3: efficiency part of the submit a ticket thing. Maybe they're
34:31
Speaker 3: doing what my friend who was a consultant did when
34:33
Speaker 3: he had a stack of papers and he said, check
34:35
Speaker 3: this out and just threw them in the recycling.
34:38
Speaker 2: Bin.
34:38
Speaker 1: You know what the ticket system is?
34:40
Speaker 3: The ticket system is what parents, when they say, we'll see.
34:43
Speaker 7: Yeah.
34:44
Speaker 3: It's a way to get the employee off your back
34:46
Speaker 3: because if someone's showing up to an office, first of all,
34:48
Speaker 3: you don't have to have anybody in the office handling
34:50
Speaker 3: that stuff. You can have one person who handles all
34:53
Speaker 3: of whatever it is. All the tickets. Yeah, like the
34:56
Speaker 3: person who's in charge of making sure that all the
34:57
Speaker 3: printers and copy machines have their toners and paper and
35:01
Speaker 3: things like that.
35:02
Speaker 1: Which they never do.
35:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you don't have to have that person there.
35:05
Speaker 3: You can have one person oversee the entire company. So
35:08
Speaker 3: when this office in this corner of the country needs paper.
35:12
Speaker 3: They can put a ticket in, see?
35:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
35:14
Speaker 3: And then that person does what? Do they get on
35:16
Speaker 3: a plane?
35:16
Speaker 2: Yes.
35:17
Speaker 3: Fly one ream out? No, they call somebody who's in
35:20
Speaker 3: that office and they go, hey, so can we just
35:22
Speaker 3: go to that person? Let's cut the middleman out. Yeah,
35:24
Speaker 3: guess who we don't need? Yeah, it's the we'll see.
35:27
Speaker 3: It's the we'll see system.
35:29
Speaker 10: Do you remember we were on a station where there
35:31
Speaker 10: was no engineer in the building? He was actually in
35:33
Speaker 10: a four to five state area and he had to
35:35
Speaker 10: travel between each station.
35:37
Speaker 3: Like state to each cluster every single day. This was
35:40
Speaker 3: a big city too, if I'm remembering correctly.
35:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
35:42
Speaker 3: And so the engineer who could fix this stuff, he
35:45
Speaker 3: was located hours away in a much smaller city where
35:49
Speaker 3: there was less on the line from a revenue standpoint
35:51
Speaker 3: and everything else. So this station in this really big
35:55
Speaker 3: city went off the air and this guy had to
35:57
Speaker 3: somehow get from five hours away to before anything could
36:01
Speaker 3: be done.
36:02
Speaker 4: Yeah.
36:03
Speaker 7: Yeah.
36:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
36:04
Speaker 3: It's really weird. Hey, by the way, today is Bort's
36:07
Speaker 3: 10-year anniversary with the show, you guys. No way. And
36:12
Speaker 3: he hasn't burned the building down yet.
36:13
Speaker 1: No. 10 years. Perfect record.
36:15
Speaker 3: 10 years, dude.
36:16
Speaker 4: Damn.
36:17
Speaker 3: It's been a while. Does it feel like 10 years,
36:19
Speaker 3: or does it feel longer, shorter?
36:22
Speaker 10: Sometimes it feels shorter. Sometimes it feels longer when I
36:24
Speaker 10: realize I.
36:25
Speaker 3: God, I'm... Let's see.
36:28
Speaker 10: I was 29 when I started here.
36:30
Speaker 3: So how old are you now?
36:31
Speaker 2: 39.
36:31
Speaker 1: Right, right, right.
36:32
Speaker 3: Can you do the math for us? I mean, I can.
36:36
Speaker 3: I can help.
36:38
Speaker 10: But there are some days when I look around the
36:41
Speaker 10: office building and I look around the personnel on the
36:43
Speaker 10: show and stuff and I go, wow, besides Woody, Menace, Greg,
36:48
Speaker 10: and Seabass, I'm the longest employed person, not just on
36:52
Speaker 10: the show, on the station alone.
36:55
Speaker 3: And in most of the other stations, too. Wow.
36:57
Speaker 4: Yeah.
36:58
Speaker 3: I mean, people like because, look, things change, especially on,
37:00
Speaker 3: you know, positions that are. you know, more like entry-level
37:03
Speaker 3: positions on any show. Like that stuff, like remember Nick Soundwave?
37:08
Speaker 4: Right.
37:09
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like the position like, you know,
37:11
Speaker 3: Menji's got or whatever. Like that's a position typically, and
37:13
Speaker 3: Menji's been here. How long has Menji been here now?
37:15
Speaker 3: You've been here for at least... He's been here a
37:17
Speaker 3: year and a half.
37:18
Speaker 1: A year and a half? Okay. Yeah, so it's like.
37:20
Speaker 3: Feels like five. Yeah, right? People, you know, people come
37:24
Speaker 3: and go and they move on to other things. Randy,
37:26
Speaker 3: look at Randy. Yeah, right.
37:27
Speaker 1: You know, I mean.
37:28
Speaker 10: Man, I've been here longer than the program director. I've
37:30
Speaker 10: been here longer than the boss of the building.
37:32
Speaker 2: Yeah.
37:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, like all the other jocks. Or, you know, like Tyler,
37:36
Speaker 3: for example. You know, Tyler, you know, comes in, he
37:39
Speaker 3: does his thing, and then get these things. But as
37:42
Speaker 3: things go, and it's a weird industry that we're in
37:45
Speaker 3: for sure, there's a lot of turnover and a lot
37:48
Speaker 3: of change. Pretty consistent. As things go, pretty consistent. I've
37:53
Speaker 3: never told you this, but I don't have the best memory.
37:55
Speaker 3: I don't remember Bort not working here. I don't remember
37:58
Speaker 3: those days.
37:59
Speaker 2: Really?
37:59
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just like it's always been Bort, you know? Yeah.
38:03
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was Seabass, then Julie on the phone screen,
38:06
Speaker 10: or then me.
38:06
Speaker 2: Okay.
38:07
Speaker 10: And then everybody else followed after that. So it's been
38:10
Speaker 10: a long time. I think I was about maybe a
38:12
Speaker 10: year and a half into your guys being here.
38:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
38:14
Speaker 3: Something like that. Now, Bort, I mean, in those 10 years,
38:17
Speaker 3: do you think the quality- of employees around here has
38:21
Speaker 3: gone up or has it gone down like in other
38:23
Speaker 3: words like you're still you're still here and you haven't
38:25
Speaker 3: burned the building and he's and he's very critical right
38:29
Speaker 3: he is the most critical i'll be honest no no
38:31
Speaker 3: i'm saying it could be where he thinks overall things
38:34
Speaker 3: have improved.
38:37
Speaker 10: Oh man it's been an ebb and flow let's say
38:39
Speaker 10: that ebb and flow right.
38:40
Speaker 3: But overall like if you had to average it all
38:42
Speaker 3: out i'm not talking about and look by the way
38:45
Speaker 3: i'm not talking about the show i'm talking about the
38:48
Speaker 3: building oh i mean that's easy no the building the
38:51
Speaker 3: building in general i'm not talking about the show i'm
38:52
Speaker 3: talking about the building you took away the hardcore oh
38:54
Speaker 3: man oh actually i did have a dance for that
38:56
Speaker 3: too um i.
38:57
Speaker 10: Would say um overall in the building the quality of
39:02
Speaker 10: people has gone up but we've also gone a lot
39:05
Speaker 10: smaller right yeah So the company isn't– There's less people
39:08
Speaker 10: to be annoyed by?
39:08
Speaker 3: Right.
39:09
Speaker 10: Well, there's a lot of good workers, and I don't
39:11
Speaker 10: think the company wants to get rid of them, but
39:12
Speaker 10: there's a lot of people here that actually really want
39:14
Speaker 10: to try. So at least on the level of people
39:16
Speaker 10: that I associate with.
39:18
Speaker 1: Wow.
39:19
Speaker 5: That's a crazy answer, I think.
39:22
Speaker 3: I would disagree. If you would have asked me a
39:24
Speaker 3: handful of years ago, I would have said by now, hey,
39:27
Speaker 3: Bort's here 10 years.
39:28
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
39:30
Speaker 3: That date hits, what would you say? I would say
39:33
Speaker 3: either Bort has burned the building down or things have
39:36
Speaker 3: gotten better. And the fact that he's still here and
39:39
Speaker 3: has not burned the building down.
39:40
Speaker 7: That's a good sign.
39:41
Speaker 3: That's a good sign. Now let's talk about the show. Yeah,
39:44
Speaker 3: let's go.
39:45
Speaker 10: I would say definitely that's an ebb and flow. I
39:48
Speaker 10: would say at one point in time maybe like 2018
39:52
Speaker 10: to say 2022, I feel like behind the scenes, we
39:55
Speaker 10: had a good like crew of people that everybody didn't
39:58
Speaker 10: really have an ego. There was a lot of people
40:00
Speaker 10: that just really wanted to do what was right for
40:02
Speaker 10: the show. Everybody was gung-ho. Randy, Nick Soundwave, Dumbass Tyler, Julian,
40:08
Speaker 10: like everybody was really down to do whatever they wanted
40:11
Speaker 10: to do for the show. And everybody got along too.
40:14
Speaker 10: Like even if Seabass needed something, me, Julian, whoever would
40:17
Speaker 10: jump in on it, you know, whatever was needed for
40:19
Speaker 10: the show. I think we went through a dip for
40:20
Speaker 10: a long time, and then I feel like recently, especially
40:25
Speaker 10: with the addition of Jeff G., he has tried to
40:28
Speaker 10: bring back that team morale. So I think it's on
40:31
Speaker 10: its way back up right now.
40:32
Speaker 3: All right, good.
40:33
Speaker 4: Good.
40:34
Speaker 3: Because, man, we had a couple dips. We had a
40:37
Speaker 3: couple people. They were lovely people. No, don't mention names.
40:40
Speaker 3: I'm not mentioning anybody's names. I'm saying lovely people. Because
40:43
Speaker 3: born is more critical, I think, than most. How would
40:46
Speaker 3: you rate your relationship with Seabass these days? Because that's
40:49
Speaker 3: a person whose heart you would cut out of his chest. Happily.
40:52
Speaker 2: Pleasure.
40:53
Speaker 3: Definitely. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 meaning
40:57
Speaker 3: you would take him out today. Maybe a five. A five? See?
41:04
Speaker 13: Wow.
41:04
Speaker 10: I just pass him in the hall if he needs something.
41:08
Speaker 10: Get him the audio. If I need something, I mean,
41:10
Speaker 10: you know, he'll ignore me. But as far as it goes,
41:12
Speaker 10: besides Seabass's interactions with Vaughn, which I think are demeaning
41:16
Speaker 10: to Vaughn and should be called upon HR, I think that,
41:20
Speaker 10: you know, it's just a very passive relationship now at
41:22
Speaker 10: this point.
41:23
Speaker 7: If he does need something from you, how does that work?
41:26
Speaker 3: Does he speak to you?
41:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, what?
41:27
Speaker 3: Does he go in there? Does he submit a ticket?
41:29
Speaker 7: Does he submit a help ticket?
41:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, a ticket.
41:32
Speaker 10: I guess technically he submits a help ticket to the chat,
41:34
Speaker 10: which I've told him not to do, but he still does.
41:37
Speaker 10: He doesn't send an email. He doesn't talk to me
41:39
Speaker 10: in person. We don't talk in the hallways. We barely
41:41
Speaker 10: talk whatsoever. Which is good that way.
41:43
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just... You prefer it that way.
41:45
Speaker 2: Yeah.
41:45
Speaker 10: I mean, I wouldn't mind talking with him as a coworker,
41:49
Speaker 10: but that's never going to happen.
41:51
Speaker 8: Okay.
41:52
Speaker 3: He doesn't like talking to people. That is true.
41:54
Speaker 4: So.
41:55
Speaker 7: He'll do robot arms and walk away.
41:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
41:57
Speaker 3: It's a five. He does like a swan-like swim. Have
42:00
Speaker 3: you guys seen that?
42:00
Speaker 10: Where he kind of does a big move with his
42:02
Speaker 10: arm like he's swimming through water.
42:05
Speaker 3: Like someone pretending they're an airplane. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like
42:07
Speaker 3: a helicopter mode. Like he'll see somebody and all of
42:09
Speaker 3: a sudden he just does a big turn back to
42:11
Speaker 3: the other way and just starts walking away. Yeah, he'll
42:13
Speaker 3: spin and go the other way. And pretend like he
42:15
Speaker 3: forgot something somewhere.
42:16
Speaker 1: I meant to go that way.
42:17
Speaker 7: I meant to hide behind this pillar, right, Greg?
42:20
Speaker 3: Yep.
42:21
Speaker 18: Yeah. All right.
42:22
Speaker 3: Well, Bort, 10 years in. I don't know what the
42:25
Speaker 3: 10th anniversary is. Is that paper? What is that?
42:27
Speaker 5: I think it should be a food celebration, so I'll
42:30
Speaker 5: order whatever you want, Bort.
42:32
Speaker 3: I'm down. Let's do it. He's a vegetarian.
42:33
Speaker 2: Anything.
42:34
Speaker 10: Dude, I'm easy as a vegetarian. Everyone thinks it's hard.
42:37
Speaker 10: I'll eat anything, man.
42:38
Speaker 3: There's pizza. There's burritos. All right, but what about guinea
42:40
Speaker 3: pig burritos?
42:41
Speaker 1: You don't like those.
42:42
Speaker 3: No.
42:42
Speaker 2: Well, no.
42:42
Speaker 3: Why would I? That has meat.
42:44
Speaker 7: As long as it comes in a tin, because it's
42:46
Speaker 7: a tin anniversary.
42:50
Speaker 1: We'll get you some Altoids.
42:53
Speaker 3: Bort, we love you. Congrats on making it 10 years.
42:56
Speaker 3: I haven't been fired yet. Nobody's been running out of
43:01
Speaker 3: the building from a fire. Thank you, Bort. Cheers and jeers.
43:09
Speaker 3: I will start with a cheers. So the Enchantment Under
43:15
Speaker 3: the Sea dance from Back to the Future.
43:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
43:19
Speaker 1: Okay.
43:21
Speaker 3: They do a thing where the location was filmed, which
43:25
Speaker 3: was the gym of the Hollywood United Methodist Church in Hollywood, California, right? Yeah.
43:34
Speaker 3: They do an event there every year where they recreate
43:37
Speaker 3: the dance. They do? So you can go to the
43:39
Speaker 3: Enchantment Under the Sea dance where it was filmed.
43:42
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
43:43
Speaker 3: That was pretty cool. It's all dressed up exactly how
43:46
Speaker 3: the dance was dressed up.
43:47
Speaker 9: Intrepid, ow.
43:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that is my favorite movie of all time.
43:50
Speaker 3: And you went and had a great time? It's not
43:52
Speaker 3: until November 14th, but I did buy tickets.
43:55
Speaker 1: Yeah!
43:56
Speaker 3: Oh, my God. This, okay.
43:58
Speaker 7: I know you love this movie, but this has whimsy
44:00
Speaker 7: all over it.
44:00
Speaker 3: Just FYI. Look, Greg likes filming locations. I'm obsessed. And
44:07
Speaker 3: it is my favorite movie of all time. I think
44:09
Speaker 3: it'd be really cool. Not just to see. I think
44:11
Speaker 3: it'd be cool just to see the location. Like, oh, cool.
44:15
Speaker 3: I've seen things online. Where it's not all dressed up
44:18
Speaker 3: as the, you know, I looked in the movie, but
44:20
Speaker 3: like the little staircase where Marty runs down on his
44:22
Speaker 3: way out to go try to catch the ride back
44:26
Speaker 3: to 1985 and stuff.
44:27
Speaker 1: He touched those stairs.
44:28
Speaker 3: And I thought it would just be cool to kind
44:29
Speaker 3: of see it as a movie that I love so much.
44:31
Speaker 3: When you do a pose in every single location. But
44:33
Speaker 3: when it's all dressed up as... the actual movie. Pretty cool.
44:38
Speaker 3: And all the money goes to benefit the church, right?
44:41
Speaker 3: So they're doing it as a fundraiser for the church.
44:43
Speaker 3: As opposed to somebody evil. They do it every year.
44:47
Speaker 3: Is Marvin Barry going to be playing? You know, as
44:50
Speaker 3: far as like what happens... at the dance. I think
44:52
Speaker 3: obviously there's, you know, I think that they treat it
44:55
Speaker 3: like a dance. God, we do the Woody show prom
44:57
Speaker 3: kind of thing. It's the enchantment under the sea dance.
45:00
Speaker 7: So what are you going to wear?
45:01
Speaker 1: I don't know.
45:02
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll probably wear my, my ex suit. It's
45:05
Speaker 3: the only suit that I own.
45:06
Speaker 17: Go like old timey fifties to make sure you really
45:08
Speaker 17: like fit in.
45:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. Do people like, would you just, uh, I don't know.
45:12
Speaker 3: I bet the girls will. The girls should.
45:14
Speaker 18: Yeah.
45:14
Speaker 14: At least put a, put a petticoat under that thing.
45:16
Speaker 3: Well, you either got to go gray suit or you
45:19
Speaker 3: got to go white tux.
45:21
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
45:21
Speaker 3: Those are your options. Because of the Tumut flies. Oh, okay.
45:25
Speaker 3: Or I could dress like Marty. Oh, he showed up. Yeah.
45:29
Speaker 3: Which is the gray suit jacket. Was that the gray suit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah,
45:32
Speaker 3: because then he changed when he ran down the stairs. Yeah, right.
45:35
Speaker 2: Okay.
45:36
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we got it.
45:37
Speaker 1: This is how obsessed I get with filming locations. I
45:39
Speaker 1: follow these accounts that show them now and then a
45:42
Speaker 1: still shot of the movie.
45:43
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
45:43
Speaker 1: And there was one I saw recently. It was John
45:45
Speaker 1: Candy and Steve Martin from Planes, Trains, and Autobills sitting
45:47
Speaker 1: in front of the hotel. And I compare the stones
45:50
Speaker 1: on the wall. Oh, there's that stone.
45:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
45:52
Speaker 3: I did see a video. So we just posted one
45:55
Speaker 3: where they recently just drove by the poltergeist house, you know,
45:59
Speaker 3: and it, It's there, but it's not, you know.
46:02
Speaker 1: It doesn't look the same.
46:02
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just a house.
46:03
Speaker 3: But it's still cool. We went to the Brady Bunch house.
46:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did.
46:06
Speaker 3: And that ruled.
46:07
Speaker 5: Because that was like every single little detail.
46:09
Speaker 3: Well, because they made it to be. It's like going
46:12
Speaker 3: to the Christmas Story house in Cleveland or just outside
46:14
Speaker 3: of Cleveland. I would love to do that. It was
46:16
Speaker 3: just for the exterior that they used that house. But
46:18
Speaker 3: then the dude bought it and he turned the inside
46:21
Speaker 3: to make it look, or renovated the inside to make
46:23
Speaker 3: it look how it did in the movie.
46:24
Speaker 7: Yeah, so people can like Airbnb it.
46:26
Speaker 2: Yes.
46:27
Speaker 7: Like stay in the actual house.
46:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, super cool. Like, man, you know what's a disappointing one?
46:31
Speaker 3: Even though it's really cool, I think they did a
46:32
Speaker 3: really nice job with it. The Home Alone house. Have
46:35
Speaker 3: you seen that, Craig?
46:36
Speaker 2: Yes.
46:36
Speaker 3: It's sad. It looks like a museum. From the outside,
46:39
Speaker 3: it's awesome. It looks exactly like the movie. It's a
46:41
Speaker 3: beautiful house. And then the inside, though, very modern, very sleek.
46:45
Speaker 3: It's like white open concept. I like it. I mean,
46:48
Speaker 3: I like the look of it, but like that's not
46:50
Speaker 3: how I want that house to look.
46:51
Speaker 7: Can we bring the warm tones back, the greens and
46:54
Speaker 7: the burgundies?
46:55
Speaker 1: They're back.
46:56
Speaker 2: Are they?
46:56
Speaker 3: You know what you can do? Whatever you want in
46:57
Speaker 3: your own house.
46:58
Speaker 7: Yeah, I like those.
47:00
Speaker 3: Your house can look exactly how you want it to look.
47:02
Speaker 7: Yeah, I want it to look like that. Is that
47:04
Speaker 7: old-timey now?
47:05
Speaker 16: No, that's the new thing now.
47:06
Speaker 13: It's like maximalist or whatever, and it's more colors and
47:10
Speaker 13: designs and other stuff like that where all the minimal
47:12
Speaker 13: stuff and all white and everything, that's going away.
47:15
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like Granny is back. So the enchantment
47:17
Speaker 3: under the sea dance. In the location where it's filmed
47:20
Speaker 3: for the movie, the Hollywood United Methodist Church is happening
47:24
Speaker 3: November 14th. And you'll be there. And I just saw it.
47:27
Speaker 3: And when I went on there, I think they had
47:28
Speaker 3: just announced it that morning. So I bought tickets. I
47:30
Speaker 3: don't know if there are still tickets available, but they
47:33
Speaker 3: are selling them. You and your wife can connect.
47:35
Speaker 7: Necking in the car.
47:37
Speaker 2: No, park.
47:37
Speaker 3: You want to park.
47:38
Speaker 2: Oh, park.
47:39
Speaker 3: It's not like I've never parked before. Other good news.
47:43
Speaker 1: Scandalous.
47:43
Speaker 3: He is alive.
47:44
Speaker 9: Marvin Barry, a.k.a. Harry Tooney Waters Jr.
47:47
Speaker 3: Maybe he'll be there.
47:48
Speaker 9: Now he's not announced to be at this particular location,
47:51
Speaker 9: but he does appearances at all these cons.
47:53
Speaker 3: And then my jeers is to Tony Romo. Because, dude,
47:58
Speaker 3: CBS Sports, they released a statement on Friday saying, saying
48:01
Speaker 3: CBS Sports and Tony Romo have mutually agreed to part ways.
48:04
Speaker 3: We thank Tony for his contributions over the past nine
48:06
Speaker 3: years and wish him the best moving forward. I have
48:09
Speaker 3: had my name in an email like that before. It
48:13
Speaker 3: says CBS says that J.J. Watt, who stepped in as
48:16
Speaker 3: the temporary replacement back in July, he's going to stick
48:18
Speaker 3: with Jim Nance for the rest of the season. Dude,
48:21
Speaker 3: the breathalyzer wasn't the only thing this guy blew, dude.
48:24
Speaker 3: His deal with CBS is paying him $ 18 million a
48:27
Speaker 3: year for only 20 broadcasts.
48:31
Speaker 1: Wow.
48:32
Speaker 3: That's a dream. So that's $ 875, 000 per game that he
48:36
Speaker 3: would call.
48:37
Speaker 1: Probably not on that.
48:38
Speaker 2: Now, sure.
48:40
Speaker 3: According to The Athletic, both sides agreed to financial terms
48:43
Speaker 3: on the split and quote, the now former CBS Sports
48:47
Speaker 3: NFL commentator is expected to quote, probably be paid a
48:51
Speaker 3: good portion of Of the $ 72 million remaining on his contract. But, dude, still,
48:57
Speaker 3: to work 20 games a year for $ 18 million. Look
49:01
Speaker 3: how old some of these guys are who are calling games, man.
49:03
Speaker 3: You could have done that minimal, minimal time for a
49:07
Speaker 3: huge return. 20 more years.
49:09
Speaker 2: Yeah. Exactly.
49:10
Speaker 9: And FYI, he didn't blow his breathalyzer if you were calling.
49:13
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I know.
49:13
Speaker 3: He didn't do that. He didn't do that.
49:15
Speaker 5: He didn't fight any cops.
49:16
Speaker 3: When you're making $ 875, 000 per game, you can... afford a driver.
49:20
Speaker 3: And you can go get as bombed as you want, dude.
49:23
Speaker 4: Daily.
49:24
Speaker 3: Has it been nine years? It's been nine years. Yeah,
49:27
Speaker 3: so cheers and jeers. That's mine. Morgan, what do you got?
49:30
Speaker 16: Well, Gina, is your stepson still in a biker gang?
49:33
Speaker 8: Yes.
49:33
Speaker 16: Okay.
49:34
Speaker 3: Bicycle gang. Bicycle gang.
49:35
Speaker 16: Oh, excuse me.
49:36
Speaker 3: He's like 11.
49:37
Speaker 11: Well, he's not the only one now because over the weekend,
49:39
Speaker 11: my dad got initiated.
49:41
Speaker 16: Into a biker gang.
49:42
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
49:43
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
49:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, he texted me.
49:45
Speaker 16: He was like, got a surprise initiation. He got a
49:47
Speaker 16: patch and everything.
49:48
Speaker 3: Wow.
49:49
Speaker 16: Like, it's super official.
49:50
Speaker 3: Does he get a cut? Is it one of the, like,
49:52
Speaker 3: the real ones or one.
49:53
Speaker 2: Of the, like, the.
49:53
Speaker 3: Oh, it's real.
49:54
Speaker 16: Go to the next picture.
49:54
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say the name of it just
49:57
Speaker 3: in case there are bad guys and want to stay
49:59
Speaker 3: on the DL.
49:59
Speaker 11: Yeah, and I don't know if they're like the good
50:01
Speaker 11: guys or the bad guys.
50:03
Speaker 3: Well, because I see two types.
50:04
Speaker 9: I see like, hey, it's me and my old buddies
50:06
Speaker 9: run around and we're just having fun.
50:07
Speaker 3: And then I see guys who get busted for trafficking meth.
50:11
Speaker 16: No, I think they're just buddies having fun.
50:13
Speaker 3: I need to know the name. I mean, do they
50:15
Speaker 3: want to do business with some sixth graders?
50:17
Speaker 16: I'm sure they would. I think they did like a charity,
50:20
Speaker 16: you know.
50:20
Speaker 3: I love those.
50:21
Speaker 9: These are the fun old man. This is the safe stuff.
50:23
Speaker 11: So cheers to my dad for, you know, doing cool
50:26
Speaker 11: stuff in his old age.
50:27
Speaker 3: Oh, that's so great.
50:28
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll ride teddy bears to the hospital or something.
50:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:32
Speaker 5: I want to know if he got a sleeveless leather
50:34
Speaker 5: jacket though.
50:34
Speaker 16: You know, in this picture.
50:35
Speaker 3: It's called a cut.
50:36
Speaker 2: Yeah.
50:36
Speaker 3: Well, I did say that, but I don't know if
50:38
Speaker 3: she's up on the lingo.
50:39
Speaker 16: He's going to have to get one. No, I don't
50:40
Speaker 16: know any of the lingo.
50:41
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's called a cut.
50:43
Speaker 9: Well, if you get into the gang, you're getting some
50:45
Speaker 9: kind of cut, right?
50:46
Speaker 16: But what's the initiation process like?
50:48
Speaker 3: That's not for us to know.
50:50
Speaker 5: Is he a probie?
50:51
Speaker 3: A lot of nudity.
50:54
Speaker 11: In my jeers, it goes to one of y'all. I'm
50:57
Speaker 11: not going to say who, but I saw one of
50:59
Speaker 11: y'all naked in my dream.
51:01
Speaker 2: Really?
51:01
Speaker 3: Oh, you got to say who. I can't because it's
51:03
Speaker 3: going to be weird.
51:04
Speaker 2: Why?
51:05
Speaker 7: I had a really weird dream about Woody last night.
51:07
Speaker 4: Really?
51:07
Speaker 6: You did?
51:08
Speaker 3: Yes. So go ahead. Who was naked in your dream? Well,
51:12
Speaker 3: do I?
51:12
Speaker 16: Should I really?
51:12
Speaker 2: Yes. Yes.
51:13
Speaker 3: Yes. It was a dream. It's not real. It's not
51:17
Speaker 3: a real life.
51:18
Speaker 16: I saw Bort naked. It was so weird.
51:22
Speaker 1: How was it?
51:24
Speaker 3: How was it? How big was his penis? In my dream,
51:26
Speaker 3: I'm a... How did my hair look? Was it beautiful
51:29
Speaker 3: and long? I was just shocked. What was he doing?
51:31
Speaker 11: I was in my house about to take a nap
51:33
Speaker 11: and he comes through the front door naked.
51:35
Speaker 1: Really?
51:36
Speaker 7: Was he saying that?
51:38
Speaker 16: That's all I remember.
51:39
Speaker 3: He was looking for Tyler.
51:40
Speaker 7: Maybe.
51:40
Speaker 16: When I woke up, I'm trying to rationalize it. Maybe
51:44
Speaker 16: he was looking for Tyler.
51:45
Speaker 3: I don't know.
51:46
Speaker 16: No, Bort looks good naked. Good for him. It just
51:50
Speaker 16: made me feel really weird.
51:51
Speaker 3: The next day. No, I get that.
51:52
Speaker 14: Speaking of that, I had a dream about you, Woody,
51:54
Speaker 14: last night that you were running around trying to put
51:55
Speaker 14: your thumb in everyone's butts.
51:58
Speaker 7: And if you caught somebody.
51:59
Speaker 14: They had to go sit in your car and do
52:01
Speaker 14: a speech about Ryan Seacrest's workout routine.
52:05
Speaker 3: What?
52:05
Speaker 1: What?
52:06
Speaker 3: So I hear you, Morgan.
52:07
Speaker 16: Did you see that picture of Ryan Seacrest?
52:09
Speaker 3: That's Ryan, yeah. Yeah, totally why I dreamed that.
52:11
Speaker 7: That is totally why I dreamed that.
52:13
Speaker 3: He showed his ripped-ass stomach. Dude, he is shredded.
52:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
52:17
Speaker 16: It's got to be Retta, right?
52:18
Speaker 3: All right, well, let's hold on. That is absolutely why
52:21
Speaker 3: that was like the prize.
52:22
Speaker 16: Oh, he looks great. And all our coworkers were commenting like,
52:24
Speaker 16: this is giving, you know? Slay, girl.
52:26
Speaker 3: You guys didn't see that? Oh, my God. It went
52:29
Speaker 3: straight to my inbox. It's crazy.
52:31
Speaker 2: Go, Ryan.
52:32
Speaker 16: Maybe I'll see him naked in my dreams tonight.
52:33
Speaker 3: So have you seen the one where he is shirtless
52:36
Speaker 3: on the beach?
52:37
Speaker 4: Yeah.
52:37
Speaker 3: Is it the black and white one? Is this the one?
52:41
Speaker 2: Yes.
52:42
Speaker 3: Okay.
52:43
Speaker 9: I haven't told this yet, but I attended a taping
52:45
Speaker 9: of Wheel of Fortune. and they were making fun of Ryan,
52:49
Speaker 9: but it's one of those things where, ha ha, you're
52:51
Speaker 9: so silly, but you know you look great. And it was,
52:54
Speaker 9: they showed a video of him with all this workout stuff,
52:56
Speaker 9: like set up on a beach all by himself, like
52:58
Speaker 9: alone in Malibu, doing like curls with his shirt off.
53:01
Speaker 3: Nice.
53:01
Speaker 10: Yeah.
53:02
Speaker 3: And they were like ripping on him, but not really. Well,
53:04
Speaker 3: he's got the V, Greg.
53:05
Speaker 1: I know.
53:06
Speaker 3: Which you really want. And he looks amazing. Also, I'm
53:08
Speaker 3: seeing in the comments, there's a lot of comments about
53:11
Speaker 3: his nipples I saw that too what's wrong with his
53:13
Speaker 3: nipples he's got big like eraser nipples diamond.
53:16
Speaker 11: Cutters they said like he's breastfeeding or something they're not
53:18
Speaker 11: wide they're long I gotta see that like Mike and Ike's.
53:22
Speaker 3: Again this is just on this first post that popped
53:25
Speaker 3: up as I typed in Ryan Seacrest shirt off. Put
53:30
Speaker 3: that in your algorithm. Yeah, now I'm going to be
53:32
Speaker 3: getting all these really gay things.
53:34
Speaker 5: Notifications.
53:35
Speaker 3: Probably, probably.
53:36
Speaker 9: Scroll down about 10 posts, and that's him on the beach.
53:40
Speaker 7: Yeah, anyone who says he doesn't look good is lying.
53:43
Speaker 1: He's shredded.
53:44
Speaker 3: Good for him. Although, I mean, that guy, dude, I
53:47
Speaker 3: don't think he eats. You know what I mean?
53:48
Speaker 1: He's very thin. Yeah, he's real thin.
53:50
Speaker 3: He– somebody was telling me like he is very, very
53:55
Speaker 3: particular about what he does, what he doesn't eat. He's
53:58
Speaker 3: got that list that people have every once in a while.
54:00
Speaker 3: These are green list foods. These are yellow list foods. Dr.
54:04
Speaker 8: Sebi.
54:05
Speaker 1: Yeah.
54:05
Speaker 3: So whatever guy that he goes to, he was talked
54:07
Speaker 3: into going there by this other dude who was trying
54:09
Speaker 3: to get me to go there. So it's like– Yeah,
54:11
Speaker 3: but you should have went because look how ripped he is.
54:15
Speaker 3: This guy's been pitching it to Big Boy. I don't
54:17
Speaker 3: know if Big Boy went, but he pitched it to
54:19
Speaker 3: Big Boy, pitched it to Ryan, pitched it to me,
54:22
Speaker 3: and you go. But even just to walk in the door,
54:25
Speaker 3: forget anything they're going to do, spin your blood and
54:27
Speaker 3: give you the whole, like $ 10, 000 just to walk in
54:31
Speaker 3: the door. Never mind. I'm sure Green List Foods aren't
54:34
Speaker 3: pizza and donuts, by the way. Yeah, you could probably
54:36
Speaker 3: figure it out.
54:37
Speaker 1: Right.
54:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to pay 10 grand just to
54:40
Speaker 3: get bad news.
54:42
Speaker 1: To be told we already know.
54:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, I already know what I'm not supposed to eat.
54:44
Speaker 7: Greenless food.
54:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like I'm going, oh, really? Yeah.
54:48
Speaker 1: No ice cream?
54:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
54:49
Speaker 3: What? Well, so Bort was naked. Yeah.
54:52
Speaker 16: And then that's all I remember from the dream, too,
54:54
Speaker 16: so I don't know.
54:55
Speaker 3: What happened?
54:55
Speaker 1: I had a dream about Jeff G for the first time.
54:57
Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
54:58
Speaker 2: For the first time?
54:59
Speaker 1: He owed me money. How's his penis? I don't know
55:01
Speaker 1: about that, but he owed me money. And he said, oh, Greg,
55:04
Speaker 1: I got the money I owe you. And he reached
55:05
Speaker 1: into the back of his pants and stuck his hands
55:07
Speaker 1: down his underwear. And he had the money in his
55:10
Speaker 1: butt crack.
55:12
Speaker 3: So much butt talk. Chicks will keep money in their bra.
55:14
Speaker 3: In their cleavage, yeah.
55:15
Speaker 1: He was butt cracking it.
55:16
Speaker 16: Y'all dream about everybody a lot?
55:18
Speaker 8: Yes.
55:18
Speaker 1: Not a lot.
55:20
Speaker 7: I do because we're here every day.
55:21
Speaker 3: These are the people I see. This is the first time.
55:23
Speaker 3: I don't remember a dream about anybody on the show.
55:28
Speaker 2: Oh, mean.
55:28
Speaker 3: Which is actually might be good because as you know,
55:31
Speaker 3: a lot of my dreams end up being very violent.
55:32
Speaker 3: Like extremely, I don't know why. Like sometimes it's concerning.
55:36
Speaker 3: Like I go, wow, like what is that about?
55:39
Speaker 15: True.
55:39
Speaker 3: You know, so maybe it's a good thing. Yeah, that's good. Well,
55:42
Speaker 3: congrats to your dad. Yeah, shout out to my dad.
55:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
55:46
Speaker 3: Did you remember to put all your sheets in the wash?
55:49
Speaker 16: What does that mean?
55:50
Speaker 3: Because you woke up from that dream.
55:52
Speaker 1: Oh, good one.
55:53
Speaker 16: I was still thinking about my dad when he said
55:54
Speaker 16: that joke.
55:55
Speaker 3: I wasn't getting quick enough. Menace, cheers and jeers.
56:00
Speaker 5: Just cheers to like entertainment, man. Like television and movies
56:04
Speaker 5: and live events because I got to do it all.
56:09
Speaker 5: And I had so much fun. I got to watch racing.
56:12
Speaker 5: My favorite racer won. That was cool. Watching movies and
56:15
Speaker 5: then going to just awesome events in person. But my
56:20
Speaker 5: cheers is messed up Nacho's car again.
56:24
Speaker 3: What? Yeah.
56:26
Speaker 5: Well, I just paid $ 3, 000 to fix the front bumper
56:30
Speaker 5: because when I was driving on the highway- Yeah, we
56:31
Speaker 5: heard about that. There was some rubber in the road
56:33
Speaker 5: and then it hit the bumper and messed it up.
56:34
Speaker 1: Entire trip.
56:36
Speaker 5: But I was leaving this one event the other day
56:38
Speaker 5: and I was- like taking a right outside of the garage.
56:42
Speaker 5: And then the, the, uh, rim on the back just
56:45
Speaker 5: got caught on the rim.
56:46
Speaker 3: And she has a brush.
56:47
Speaker 4: Yeah.
56:47
Speaker 5: And she has a Tesla and man, they're so easy to.
56:51
Speaker 3: Rub the rim on those things, man. And, um, it's
56:53
Speaker 3: every car.
56:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
56:55
Speaker 5: But I feel like it's extra on these cars. Cause
56:57
Speaker 5: they like the, the rim like protrudes a little bit
57:00
Speaker 5: on the, the style of the rim.
57:02
Speaker 3: So like people can fix that. Right. Is it a
57:04
Speaker 3: rim or a hubcap? Uh, it's a, it's a rim.
57:09
Speaker 3: They can fix those.
57:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm like, what is this going to cost now?
57:12
Speaker 3: Why does she keep letting you drive her car? Yeah,
57:14
Speaker 3: that sounds like a her problem.
57:15
Speaker 5: She doesn't want to drive.
57:16
Speaker 3: Has she been in the car with you as you've
57:17
Speaker 3: been the driver before?
57:18
Speaker 5: Well, it's because she has a torn ACL, so.
57:21
Speaker 3: I'm driving more.
57:23
Speaker 7: Was she in the car when this happened?
57:24
Speaker 11: Yeah.
57:25
Speaker 7: Was she like, damn it, Venice!
57:26
Speaker 5: No, I was screamed out like, I just paid to
57:30
Speaker 5: fix this thing. Oops.
57:31
Speaker 1: Take it right back.
57:32
Speaker 9: Not only does Menace shop like a woman and use
57:36
Speaker 9: deodorant like a woman.
57:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, and?
57:38
Speaker 9: But he drives like stereotypically women are said to drive,
57:41
Speaker 9: but I disagree with it because.
57:43
Speaker 3: I'm a feminist. As a feminist, as the lead feminist
57:45
Speaker 3: on the show, he would not agree with that. Some
57:47
Speaker 3: people might say. That sucks, man.
57:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
57:50
Speaker 1: I hate it.
57:51
Speaker 3: She's got to stop letting you drive that car. It's
57:52
Speaker 3: a Tesla, you said. So doesn't it drive itself, Seabass? Well,
57:56
Speaker 3: that's what Menace should be letting it do. Yeah. You're
57:58
Speaker 3: the one driving, dude. It should have the self-driving on.
58:01
Speaker 3: but yeah, dude, there was one time menace was not
58:04
Speaker 3: on his phone, like in the car with men is
58:06
Speaker 3: coming back from a thing. And like, dude, the number
58:09
Speaker 3: of times he ended up out of his own lane.
58:11
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
58:12
Speaker 3: Were you in the car, Greg?
58:13
Speaker 1: I think so. And then there, he does those really
58:15
Speaker 1: wide turns.
58:16
Speaker 3: Like if it's a, if it's a two turn lane,
58:19
Speaker 3: he wasn't like distracted, like on a phone or anything.
58:22
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know.
58:23
Speaker 3: I don't, I haven't been in the car a ton
58:25
Speaker 3: when he's been driving, but the times I have is
58:27
Speaker 3: kind of terrifying.
58:29
Speaker 1: Agreed. I believe that.
58:30
Speaker 9: People are just oblivious.
58:31
Speaker 3: Some of them are. But you said you don't really
58:33
Speaker 3: enjoy driving. I don't. Maybe that's the reason why. Are
58:37
Speaker 3: you too nervous? Because people that are nervous... No, I
58:40
Speaker 3: think I just make mistakes.
58:41
Speaker 5: Honestly, it's probably my ADD. I have too many other
58:44
Speaker 5: things I'm thinking about.
58:45
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'd rather. You can't keep the car in
58:47
Speaker 3: the lane? Yeah, probably. Either it's a beautiful mind or oblivious.
58:50
Speaker 3: One of the two.
58:52
Speaker 5: Yeah.
58:52
Speaker 3: Somewhere in between.
58:53
Speaker 2: All right.
58:56
Speaker 3: So I want to say hi to somebody. And everybody
59:01
Speaker 3: else is going to hate this person. But this person
59:03
Speaker 3: is going to be very happy. Everybody say hi to
59:06
Speaker 3: Veronica in Lancaster.
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59:08
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59:09
Speaker 3: Hi, Veronica.
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Speaker 4: Hi.
59:11
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59:14
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59:16
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59:17
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59:18
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59:22
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59:23
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59:25
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59:27
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59:30
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59:33
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59:41
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1:00:14
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1:00:19
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Speaker 8: No.
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Speaker 2: Really?
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Speaker 1: Oh, awesome.
1:00:24
Speaker 3: She won the tickets, right? And then now she won
1:00:27
Speaker 3: the grand prize. Double winner.
1:00:28
Speaker 9: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I never won anything.
1:00:30
Speaker 7: You didn't get that far.
1:00:31
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1:00:33
Speaker 1: What does it feel like?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, what does that feel like?
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Speaker 11: It feels pretty awesome.
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Speaker 13: I'm not going to lie.
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Speaker 15: All right.
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1:01:06
Speaker 1: I have a little scab on my lip because I
1:01:10
Speaker 1: shit my lip.
1:01:11
Speaker 3: Any other day of the week, I'll be a thousand
1:01:14
Speaker 3: percent down. It would not bug me.
1:01:17
Speaker 1: But he has a visible. I have a little scab
1:01:19
Speaker 1: on my lip.
1:01:20
Speaker 3: You just don't kiss. You'll take your end of the
1:01:22
Speaker 3: hot dog.
1:01:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:01:23
Speaker 3: Put it into the bag. That way, there's like a
1:01:24
Speaker 3: dental dam.
1:01:25
Speaker 4: Like a dental dam. Oh, okay.
1:01:27
Speaker 3: In front of your face.
1:01:28
Speaker 2: Big stupid face. Foolish.
1:01:33
Speaker 3: This radio buddy of mine sent this to me. It's
1:01:36
Speaker 3: from one of his listeners. He was just sharing. He's like, dude,
1:01:38
Speaker 3: we got so much reaction on this email. I'm intrigued.
1:01:45
Speaker 3: The listener says that her wedding is in three weeks
1:01:48
Speaker 3: and her fiance just handed her a prenup out of nowhere.
1:01:51
Speaker 1: Okay.
1:01:52
Speaker 3: She says, quote, we've been planning this wedding for over
1:01:55
Speaker 3: a year and a prenup was never part of the conversation.
1:01:59
Speaker 3: When I asked him where this was coming from, he
1:02:01
Speaker 3: admitted that it was his parents' idea. Of course. And
1:02:04
Speaker 3: they forced his hand.
1:02:05
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:02:06
Speaker 3: They had kicked in $ 80, 000 as a down payment on
1:02:10
Speaker 3: a house, and it was conditional, I guess, which was
1:02:12
Speaker 3: something that she wasn't aware of. They told the son
1:02:15
Speaker 3: that if she didn't sign the prenup, that they were
1:02:17
Speaker 3: pulling all that money. Like, hey, we'll give you 80
1:02:20
Speaker 3: grand for a down payment on a house, but she's
1:02:24
Speaker 3: got to sign the prenup, which... She didn't know about.
1:02:27
Speaker 3: He told her he doesn't care about the prenup. He
1:02:30
Speaker 3: said he agreed to it to secure the funds for
1:02:32
Speaker 3: their future. He feels, hey, this is smart. But, you know,
1:02:36
Speaker 3: she feels blindsided and, quote, very turned off that he
1:02:39
Speaker 3: showed zero spying here. And so the question that she
1:02:45
Speaker 3: had sent over to my buddy's show was, should she
1:02:49
Speaker 3: sign it to keep the peace? Or is this a
1:02:52
Speaker 3: massive red flag? Just sign it. If you're not really
1:02:56
Speaker 3: interested in whatever a prenup would go and.
1:03:01
Speaker 7: Right, activate or whatever.
1:03:03
Speaker 3: Well, that a prenup would keep you from.
1:03:05
Speaker 7: If.
1:03:05
Speaker 3: You really are in it for the relationship and for
1:03:09
Speaker 3: the love and all this stuff, and you're saying that
1:03:10
Speaker 3: you don't care and he doesn't care, it's not him,
1:03:13
Speaker 3: it's the parents. And this is more... I was talking
1:03:16
Speaker 3: to Jeff G about this. I planned him this clip
1:03:18
Speaker 3: about it. More and more parents, they've built up this
1:03:23
Speaker 3: stuff that they are wanting to leave their kids like
1:03:27
Speaker 3: an inheritance and wanting to protect. Yeah. But they want
1:03:29
Speaker 3: to protect their kids. They're not looking to protect themselves.
1:03:33
Speaker 3: I mean, either way, they're going to give it to whatever,
1:03:35
Speaker 3: but they don't want their kids being taken advantage of
1:03:37
Speaker 3: because of the, the parents have means of any kind.
1:03:40
Speaker 3: And even Jeff was saying like for himself, he'd be
1:03:42
Speaker 3: interested in doing something like that because it doesn't matter
1:03:46
Speaker 3: how much or how little you have. You don't want
1:03:48
Speaker 3: a situation where somebody is just with your son or
1:03:51
Speaker 3: your daughter and just so they can end up cashing
1:03:55
Speaker 3: in on all of your hard work and all the
1:03:57
Speaker 3: stuff that you did to set up your kids. It
1:03:59
Speaker 3: just makes sense.
1:04:00
Speaker 2: I know.
1:04:01
Speaker 3: I mean, it's weird.
1:04:03
Speaker 5: I don't know how it was framed when he brought
1:04:05
Speaker 5: it up. Like, hey, so I have to have you
1:04:09
Speaker 5: sign this prenup so we get this $ 80, 000 for our house.
1:04:13
Speaker 3: Did he say it that way? No, I think he.
1:04:17
Speaker 5: Or she just kind of found out about it.
1:04:19
Speaker 3: They already had the... I'm just going by... Yeah.
1:04:22
Speaker 1: The email. Okay.
1:04:25
Speaker 3: It sounds like they got the $ 80, 000. If I'm her, oh,
1:04:30
Speaker 3: his parents are giving us $ 80, 000 for a down payment
1:04:33
Speaker 3: on a house. Then she comes to find out later
1:04:36
Speaker 3: when he's presenting her with a prenup that, oh, this
1:04:38
Speaker 3: was the condition of the $ 80, 000. She wasn't aware of
1:04:41
Speaker 3: that before that point. Just sign it.
1:04:44
Speaker 14: I totally get what you're saying. And as like a
1:04:46
Speaker 14: mom now, I 100% agree. But I'm trying to put
1:04:49
Speaker 14: myself in the mindset of the bride. And I'm thinking,
1:04:52
Speaker 14: if he's going to do this, though, and blindside me,
1:04:54
Speaker 14: what else are mommy and daddy going to control in
1:04:57
Speaker 14: the wedding, in the marriage?
1:04:58
Speaker 13: It does feel, even though it's their money, it feels
1:05:00
Speaker 13: controlling by them because.
1:05:01
Speaker 16: It wasn't disclosed.
1:05:02
Speaker 3: It is controlling by them.
1:05:03
Speaker 2: Right.
1:05:03
Speaker 16: And it also wasn't disclosed at the beginning. And all
1:05:05
Speaker 16: of a sudden, there's.
1:05:06
Speaker 3: Conditions that you didn't know about. It was disclosed to him.
1:05:08
Speaker 16: But to her, though.
1:05:09
Speaker 1: To her.
1:05:09
Speaker 7: But that's what I'm saying. What else is he going
1:05:11
Speaker 7: to be like, well, my mommy said I can't.
1:05:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:05:14
Speaker 3: Something on text says, if the relationship's forever, then the
1:05:16
Speaker 3: prenup doesn't matter.
1:05:17
Speaker 1: Just sign it.
1:05:18
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:05:19
Speaker 3: Just sign it. If you're there for the love, you
1:05:20
Speaker 3: can work past that. Look, I agree. They're willing to
1:05:23
Speaker 3: set you up. You know how many people will never
1:05:26
Speaker 3: be able to afford a house or a down payment
1:05:28
Speaker 3: for the house? Take it.
1:05:30
Speaker 1: Do you not want the house, lady?
1:05:32
Speaker 3: Take it. And if you're not interested in, you know,
1:05:36
Speaker 3: if you're not digging for the gold, just sign it.
1:05:39
Speaker 5: I do think she's allowed to be upset by the
1:05:41
Speaker 5: part where he kind of just didn't. tell her about it.
1:05:45
Speaker 5: And now she's finding out about it.
1:05:46
Speaker 3: Pressure's on.
1:05:47
Speaker 5: But I think the whole, like being upset about, Oh,
1:05:52
Speaker 5: if this is an end, I'll be all like, I'm
1:05:54
Speaker 5: not going to marry this guy.
1:05:55
Speaker 3: I think that's dumb. Yeah.
1:05:57
Speaker 17: Again, to Gina's point, I don't think it's necessarily about
1:05:59
Speaker 17: the money.
1:06:00
Speaker 3: It's more about the concern of the parents.
1:06:01
Speaker 13: Like, and is it now going to be, we picked
1:06:03
Speaker 13: out this house together, but the parents don't like it.
1:06:05
Speaker 17: And now we'll know we're not going to sign off
1:06:07
Speaker 17: on this one.
1:06:07
Speaker 16: And we need to have a say.
1:06:08
Speaker 3: Oh, it's about that whole thing.
1:06:10
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:06:11
Speaker 3: I mean, I, uh, I kind of feel for the
1:06:15
Speaker 3: dude because he's in a position where it's like he's
1:06:18
Speaker 3: between his parents and... Blushing bride. This chick that he,
1:06:22
Speaker 3: you know, that he's engaged to.
1:06:24
Speaker 1: If everything is at face value, then yeah, maybe feel
1:06:27
Speaker 1: bad for the guy as well.
1:06:29
Speaker 4: But.
1:06:30
Speaker 1: Part of me thinks he's in cahoots with the parents
1:06:32
Speaker 1: and said, let's kind of put the blame on you guys.
1:06:36
Speaker 1: I also want her to sign this, but let's just
1:06:39
Speaker 1: say you're forcing us to do it.
1:06:41
Speaker 3: Well, so, you know, my wife and I, my wife
1:06:44
Speaker 3: and I have been working with a, a lawyer on
1:06:47
Speaker 3: like the living trust. And, you know, there, there are
1:06:50
Speaker 3: so many questions. There's so many things they ask you
1:06:52
Speaker 3: and it's all really tough conversations. It's down to like, oh, well,
1:06:56
Speaker 3: if this happens, this, and well, who gets this and
1:06:57
Speaker 3: who gets the kids? And like, It's morbid.
1:07:01
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:07:02
Speaker 3: You know, it's something you don't want to think about,
1:07:03
Speaker 3: but you're trying the best that you can to do
1:07:07
Speaker 3: right by the people that were left behind, right? At
1:07:12
Speaker 3: the same time, I've heard a number of stories about where,
1:07:15
Speaker 3: you know, somebody sets up a trust, you know, and
1:07:19
Speaker 3: they say, all right, well, the kids are entitled to
1:07:24
Speaker 3: this amount of what do they call it a distribution
1:07:27
Speaker 3: or you know from the trust like per year yeah
1:07:29
Speaker 3: or whatever intervals right but then they set up these
1:07:32
Speaker 3: things or say well that's assuming that they're not on
1:07:36
Speaker 3: drugs they're not an alcoholic and that they're employed full-time
1:07:40
Speaker 3: because they don't want to set the kid up to
1:07:41
Speaker 3: like oh well i'm just gonna be.
1:07:42
Speaker 7: Collecting money from this trust yeah yeah they.
1:07:44
Speaker 3: Don't want to set it up where they're not working
1:07:46
Speaker 3: and they're just going to be living off this trust
1:07:48
Speaker 3: That's not what the parents... They want them to be
1:07:49
Speaker 3: productive members of society and contribute and make their own way. Yes,
1:07:54
Speaker 3: you're going to have this money. Now, what happens is,
1:07:58
Speaker 3: in a lot of cases, the trust is set up
1:08:01
Speaker 3: that way. Parents die. And then the kid is on drugs.
1:08:05
Speaker 3: Or the kid is not working and is just going
1:08:07
Speaker 3: to be using the trust for whatever. And then they
1:08:09
Speaker 3: take the whole thing to court. And the court sides
1:08:13
Speaker 3: with the kids.
1:08:14
Speaker 2: How?
1:08:15
Speaker 3: And gives them the money. So it's like the whole... You're...
1:08:18
Speaker 3: Your wishes don't matter. Then what's the point? They said
1:08:20
Speaker 3: depending on where you're at, what city, what state, and
1:08:23
Speaker 3: there's a lot of these states that they will end
1:08:25
Speaker 3: up just siding with whoever the living person is because, oh, well,
1:08:30
Speaker 3: that is their inheritance. That is their money. No, it's
1:08:33
Speaker 3: not because the person who left it for them said
1:08:35
Speaker 3: these are the conditions.
1:08:36
Speaker 14: And the irony of these situations is always the deadbeat
1:08:39
Speaker 14: who can't get a job puts all their energy into
1:08:41
Speaker 14: going to court.
1:08:42
Speaker 3: Like suddenly they have motivation.
1:08:44
Speaker 1: I kind of got on.
1:08:46
Speaker 3: A tangent there. I apologize. But it's been really eye-opening
1:08:49
Speaker 3: to learn about this stuff and about how all this
1:08:54
Speaker 3: kind of stuff works. Now, I will be honest. I
1:08:56
Speaker 3: don't hate the idea. I don't hate the idea of... okay, well, look,
1:09:01
Speaker 3: you can do whatever you want. You know what it was?
1:09:04
Speaker 3: We had the clip, Jeff. Oh, yeah, it was a
1:09:06
Speaker 3: really good clip. It's the dude, and you know the guy,
1:09:09
Speaker 3: you've seen him, the Morgan & Morgan guy, John Morgan.
1:09:14
Speaker 3: Morgan & Morgan. I think he's worth a billion dollars
1:09:17
Speaker 3: or something like that, right? And so that's what he
1:09:19
Speaker 3: does with his kids. He makes his kids... When they
1:09:22
Speaker 3: get married, the spouse, the incoming spouse, has to sign
1:09:26
Speaker 3: the prenup.
1:09:27
Speaker 4: Fair.
1:09:28
Speaker 3: You don't have to sign it.
1:09:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:09:31
Speaker 15: Right?
1:09:31
Speaker 3: You have a choice. Here he is. He's talking about this.
1:09:34
Speaker 3: How do you process the entire legacy planning with your wealth?
1:09:36
Speaker 1: All right.
1:09:37
Speaker 4: First, all my children have prenups. In my estate, it
1:09:42
Speaker 4: works like this. If you don't have a prenup, you
1:09:45
Speaker 4: don't take under the will.
1:09:46
Speaker 1: Bingo.
1:09:46
Speaker 4: So I become the bad guy. So you don't want
1:09:50
Speaker 4: your kid to have to be the bad guy. You're
1:09:52
Speaker 4: the bad guy. So my kids could say, hey, my dad,
1:09:57
Speaker 4: my dad, my dad. Now, if you don't want to
1:10:01
Speaker 4: sign it, we're not getting shit. That's right. So that's
1:10:06
Speaker 4: the first thing. The prenups are fairly tough. One lawyer
1:10:12
Speaker 4: said this is the most egregious document I've ever read.
1:10:16
Speaker 4: egregious egregious I'm sure you took it as a compliment
1:10:19
Speaker 4: I said by design by design yeah by design.
1:10:23
Speaker 5: It is I love that guy dude if you like
1:10:25
Speaker 5: dig deep into him he's so funny and also like
1:10:30
Speaker 5: he does really cool stuff I'm.
1:10:31
Speaker 1: Going to do that.
1:10:32
Speaker 12: Cause I have to go back in November. Cause both
1:10:34
Speaker 12: my kids are going to, are going to be 18.
1:10:36
Speaker 12: So I have to update the trust and all that stuff.
1:10:38
Speaker 12: I think I'm putting that in there, man.
1:10:39
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:10:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:10:40
Speaker 5: Because I mean, you know, you're.
1:10:41
Speaker 7: Either in or you're out.
1:10:42
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:10:43
Speaker 5: So either you're in a hundred percent or you're out.
1:10:44
Speaker 3: And you don't have to sign it. But just know
1:10:47
Speaker 3: if we don't have this when they die and they will,
1:10:50
Speaker 3: we're not, we're not getting anything.
1:10:52
Speaker 11: Yeah.
1:10:54
Speaker 3: We won't get anything.
1:10:55
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:10:55
Speaker 3: Now if we're together forever, you will benefit from that
1:10:58
Speaker 3: because you know, I'm the son. Right, I'm the beneficiary. Yeah,
1:11:02
Speaker 3: I'm going to be the beneficiary of this.
1:11:04
Speaker 1: Here's what I don't get. So not you and your wife, Woody,
1:11:08
Speaker 1: but let's just say hypothetical couple, something happens to them.
1:11:11
Speaker 1: How do the kids know which lawyer to go to?
1:11:14
Speaker 1: How do they know what to do?
1:11:15
Speaker 7: You've got to tell them.
1:11:16
Speaker 1: I don't get it. And what if the lawyer that
1:11:18
Speaker 1: drew it up is long gone?
1:11:21
Speaker 3: Well, they're legal documents, so they can go to any court,
1:11:23
Speaker 3: from my understanding.
1:11:24
Speaker 12: But you also have the person that you put in charge.
1:11:26
Speaker 3: The trustee.
1:11:27
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:11:28
Speaker 3: What about if the trustee dies? Exactly. Well, then you
1:11:30
Speaker 3: have a second. You have to have them. You can
1:11:32
Speaker 3: also do a corporate trustee, so it's not like a
1:11:34
Speaker 3: particular person. Yeah, it's like an entity.
1:11:37
Speaker 14: But I ask my mom that stuff all the time.
1:11:40
Speaker 14: I'm so paranoid after everything that went down with my
1:11:41
Speaker 14: dad's death. Every couple months, I'll be.
1:11:44
Speaker 3: Like, and so where's that paperwork?
1:11:46
Speaker 7: So will you send me a copy?
1:11:47
Speaker 3: She's like, I already did.
1:11:48
Speaker 7: I'm like, send me another one. It's really, it makes
1:11:51
Speaker 7: me that paranoid.
1:11:51
Speaker 3: Text here. There's nothing worse than somebody who has your
1:11:54
Speaker 3: opinion on the way somebody else is spending money. If
1:11:57
Speaker 3: it was the other way around, I guarantee you she
1:11:59
Speaker 3: would not have an issue. Like if it was her parents.
1:12:02
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:12:04
Speaker 3: Lastly, the fact that she called him spineless is a
1:12:06
Speaker 3: reason to head for the hills.
1:12:08
Speaker 7: Well, it's because he sprung it on her a couple
1:12:10
Speaker 7: weeks before the wedding.
1:12:11
Speaker 3: He didn't spring it on her. I don't think spineless
1:12:12
Speaker 3: is accurate.
1:12:13
Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
1:12:14
Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. More
1:12:15
Speaker 3: Woody Show next.
1:12:16
Speaker 1: Hang on. At this point, why don't we just all
1:12:25
Speaker 1: liquidate our bank account and take the money and put.
1:12:28
Speaker 2: It in their car?
1:12:29
Speaker 3: I'm looking for real answers. The Woody Show. Yeah, we're
1:12:34
Speaker 3: talking about the prenup thing and the idea about the
1:12:37
Speaker 3: prenup and people that set up trusts and everything. Parents,
1:12:42
Speaker 3: more and more, are setting up where it's like the kid,
1:12:47
Speaker 3: if they ever want to get anything from their estate,
1:12:50
Speaker 3: their wills, uh their spouse whoever they whoever they end
1:12:54
Speaker 3: up marrying has to sign a prenup that's becoming more
1:12:57
Speaker 3: common as parents are looking to protect against gold digging
1:13:01
Speaker 3: uh people right people have always had even you know
1:13:05
Speaker 3: before this became more of a popular thing everybody's always
1:13:07
Speaker 3: had their their opinion one way or the other on
1:13:09
Speaker 3: prenup the bottom line for me is that people go
1:13:13
Speaker 3: well it just means that you're planning on divorcing divorcing
1:13:16
Speaker 3: no that's not true the same way i have Car insurance.
1:13:18
Speaker 3: I'm not planning on getting.
1:13:19
Speaker 1: In an accident.
1:13:20
Speaker 3: Ramming my car into another car. It's the, in case
1:13:23
Speaker 3: I do have an accident, I have some kind of protection.
1:13:26
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:13:27
Speaker 3: That's what it's for.
1:13:28
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:13:28
Speaker 5: I don't think it's a gold digging thing. I just
1:13:30
Speaker 5: think it just makes sense. You know, this is this
1:13:33
Speaker 5: person's parents. This is what they want to leave them.
1:13:36
Speaker 3: No, the gold digging part comes in where the parents
1:13:38
Speaker 3: are trying to protect against gold diggers. Like people go, oh, well,
1:13:42
Speaker 3: this person's parents have money. I'm going to be set.
1:13:45
Speaker 3: You can still do that. Just let them put a
1:13:47
Speaker 3: baby in you. Because then they're on the hook forever.
1:13:50
Speaker 3: At least until the kid turns 18 or whatever. Here's
1:13:55
Speaker 3: another funny clip. This is a divorce lawyer talking about
1:14:01
Speaker 3: one of the craziest... I know we've played this before.
1:14:04
Speaker 3: But just since we're on the, on the, on the topic.
1:14:06
Speaker 18: The most shocking prenup I've ever seen, which was enforceable,
1:14:10
Speaker 18: had a provision that said that for every 10 pounds
1:14:14
Speaker 18: the wife gained in the marriage, she would lose $ 10, 000
1:14:17
Speaker 18: a month in Alamo. So it was a very wealthy
1:14:21
Speaker 18: man who was wearing, marrying a very attractive woman, but
1:14:24
Speaker 18: he was very concerned that she was going to become
1:14:27
Speaker 18: less attractive and he was going to become more wealthy.
1:14:30
Speaker 18: If they divorced, she was going to get like $ 70, 000
1:14:34
Speaker 18: a month for alimony. But for every 10 pounds she
1:14:39
Speaker 18: gained from the date of marriage, she would forfeit 10,000
1:14:43
Speaker 18: a month worth of alimony.
1:14:45
Speaker 1: And that was enforceable.
1:14:48
Speaker 7: You know, I would be like, you know what? I'll
1:14:50
Speaker 7: gain 20 pounds. I can live on 50 a month.
1:14:52
Speaker 14: I think that was James Sexton.
1:14:56
Speaker 3: He's funny.
1:14:56
Speaker 2: Was it?
1:14:57
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:14:57
Speaker 5: Watch out, fat Sammy.
1:14:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:14:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, look out.
1:14:59
Speaker 3: You'll get nothing.
1:15:02
Speaker 4: Oh, no.
1:15:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gain so much weight that you owe him.
1:15:04
Speaker 9: It's not like the best of both worlds. It's like,
1:15:08
Speaker 9: You want to be skinny, and now you have a
1:15:09
Speaker 9: financial incentive to be skinny.
1:15:11
Speaker 1: And you don't have to work.
1:15:12
Speaker 16: And now she's going to look so good when she
1:15:14
Speaker 16: leaves him.
1:15:14
Speaker 3: Yes! And she gets 70 a month.
1:15:18
Speaker 1: She's going to all day at the gym, have a trainer.
1:15:21
Speaker 9: How about this? I just threw it in the AI.
1:15:24
Speaker 9: These are often called porker clauses.
1:15:27
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
1:15:30
Speaker 9: And quite frankly, are usually unenforceable in the US, but
1:15:33
Speaker 9: you go to other countries.
1:15:34
Speaker 14: Well, remember that famous story of the Chinese guy who
1:15:37
Speaker 14: sued his wife because the kids weren't attractive because he
1:15:40
Speaker 14: didn't know she had all that plastic surgery.
1:15:41
Speaker 3: Oh yeah right myself greg and menace all know a
1:15:46
Speaker 3: woman and her husband who have an agreement about how
1:15:49
Speaker 3: she needs to stay at her wedding weight yes and
1:15:53
Speaker 3: that was the agreement going into the marriage and she
1:15:56
Speaker 3: signed off on it because she she didn't want that
1:15:58
Speaker 3: either yeah yeah And I don't know what the stipulations are,
1:16:04
Speaker 3: like if it has anything to do with any kind
1:16:05
Speaker 3: of like alimony. There is some, I think it is
1:16:09
Speaker 3: in writing.
1:16:10
Speaker 2: Wow.
1:16:11
Speaker 16: God forbid you have a thyroid issue.
1:16:14
Speaker 3: Everybody has thyroid issues, apparently. Yeah, so everybody just wanted
1:16:18
Speaker 3: to smoke weed with a medicinal marijuana, because everybody had glaucoma.
1:16:23
Speaker 3: Let's go back 20 years.
1:16:24
Speaker 9: And Ryan Murphy of American Horror Story fame, who hit
1:16:28
Speaker 9: on Greg and wanted to bang Greg and marry Greg.
1:16:30
Speaker 9: If he had said to you, Greg, Gregory, I need
1:16:33
Speaker 9: for you to be no more than 165 pounds.
1:16:36
Speaker 1: I would quit eating right then.
1:16:38
Speaker 9: Would you complain, hey, that's body shape.
1:16:40
Speaker 3: No.
1:16:41
Speaker 2: Oh, please.
1:16:41
Speaker 1: I'd say, look, I know what you want, and I
1:16:44
Speaker 1: want what you have.
1:16:45
Speaker 3: And I need it to work for me. Everything costs something, right?
1:16:48
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:16:49
Speaker 3: There's a price for everything. Absolutely.
1:16:51
Speaker 1: This is like along the lines of the old timey
1:16:55
Speaker 1: airlines that forced their staff to look a certain way.
1:16:58
Speaker 1: And people say, oh, how dare they? Well, you have
1:16:59
Speaker 1: to wear the uniform.
1:17:01
Speaker 3: If you can't fit in the uniform, that's not on us.
1:17:03
Speaker 3: Go to any international terminal.
1:17:04
Speaker 9: Look at, like, the South Korean airport. Those stewardesses. By
1:17:08
Speaker 9: the way, I don't give a crap if you call
1:17:09
Speaker 9: them stewardesses.
1:17:10
Speaker 3: It shouldn't be an old-timey term. They come out. Can't
1:17:13
Speaker 3: say that.
1:17:14
Speaker 1: They are thin.
1:17:15
Speaker 3: They are not top ten detail.
1:17:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:17:18
Speaker 3: Not to the nines. Amazing looking. Well, it's like you
1:17:20
Speaker 3: see like old videos of like Pan Am.
1:17:23
Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
1:17:24
Speaker 3: The flight attendants walking through the terminal and they had
1:17:26
Speaker 3: like the hat and the whole thing. Yeah, they were
1:17:30
Speaker 3: certainly going for an image. They were going for a look. Oh, hey,
1:17:33
Speaker 3: how was the hours?
1:17:33
Speaker 1: It was casting.
1:17:34
Speaker 9: How were the stewardesses on your flight to Dubai, guys?
1:17:36
Speaker 9: Pretty like gross, frumpy.
1:17:37
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
1:17:37
Speaker 3: Big old ass, not being the shoulder. We didn't have
1:17:39
Speaker 3: any stewardesses. We had flight attendants. Thank you.
1:17:42
Speaker 9: And here I thought you were a feminist. I've taken
1:17:45
Speaker 9: that word back.
1:17:45
Speaker 3: How did they look? Pretty good. And they were so tiny.
1:17:48
Speaker 1: Don't know.
1:17:48
Speaker 3: I was laying flat in my seat. I was asleep.
1:17:51
Speaker 3: Face down in a bowl full of caviar. You didn't
1:17:53
Speaker 3: open your eyes when the caviar came out?
1:17:55
Speaker 5: They were so tiny, they were able to climb behind
1:17:57
Speaker 5: my seat to pick up my phone that I dropped
1:17:59
Speaker 5: behind there.
1:17:59
Speaker 1: Yes!
1:18:00
Speaker 9: I like the girls that'll walk on your back for massages.
1:18:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, but.
1:18:04
Speaker 5: I mean, why is this all a bad thing for
1:18:06
Speaker 5: people to be healthy?
1:18:08
Speaker 3: Look, if it works for both, if people agree to it,
1:18:11
Speaker 3: like this couple that we're talking about that we know personally,
1:18:13
Speaker 3: if they both agree to it, why is it a
1:18:15
Speaker 3: bad thing for everybody else? Like, why is that such
1:18:19
Speaker 3: a bad thing?
1:18:19
Speaker 1: If you're not doing it under duress. Yeah.
1:18:21
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:18:21
Speaker 1: Big deal. Yeah.
1:18:22
Speaker 7: And you don't have to get married.
1:18:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:18:24
Speaker 7: This is not the right relationship for me.
1:18:26
Speaker 10: Yeah.
1:18:26
Speaker 3: If the prenup is a deal breaker for you, well,
1:18:30
Speaker 3: then I guess that's the deal breaker, right?
1:18:32
Speaker 11: Yeah.
1:18:32
Speaker 3: Then don't get married.
1:18:33
Speaker 1: Then it's over.
1:18:34
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:18:34
Speaker 3: But if you think it's going to be forever, then
1:18:36
Speaker 3: it's a non-issue because you're going to be together forever
1:18:38
Speaker 3: and you won't ever need to use or be affected
1:18:41
Speaker 3: by the- I'll be thin forever.
1:18:43
Speaker 1: You'll be set for life because you said, I do. Right.
1:18:46
Speaker 3: Dude, $ 70, 000 a month because you used to be married
1:18:48
Speaker 3: to somebody. I can't imagine.
1:18:51
Speaker 1: For doing nothing.
1:18:52
Speaker 2: For what?
1:18:52
Speaker 3: Because you used to be married to somebody. Right. Child
1:18:55
Speaker 3: support is different. That's completely different. That's to support a child.
1:18:59
Speaker 4: Although.
1:19:00
Speaker 3: Some people get so much in child support. What is
1:19:02
Speaker 3: this kid eating?
1:19:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:19:03
Speaker 7: Just like use that for anything else.
1:19:05
Speaker 3: You hear about these celebrities. They get, you know, a
1:19:06
Speaker 3: hundred thousand a month. Like what? What is the kid eating?
1:19:10
Speaker 7: That's the thing I've never understood. You have to keep
1:19:12
Speaker 7: them in the manner, which they've grown accustomed.
1:19:15
Speaker 3: Like what? The kid or the spouse?
1:19:18
Speaker 1: Why?
1:19:19
Speaker 3: Yeah. This was a lease.
1:19:21
Speaker 13: Because then they lose everything to like all their friends
1:19:23
Speaker 13: of whatever things that they did with those people and
1:19:25
Speaker 13: stuff like that. And, Where you're going to live, you're
1:19:27
Speaker 13: now in a new neighborhood. You've lost everything, and so
1:19:29
Speaker 13: did your child.
1:19:30
Speaker 7: Yeah, but do they need another mansion?
1:19:32
Speaker 2: Right.
1:19:32
Speaker 9: Did you forget what happened 15 years ago? Did you
1:19:34
Speaker 9: forget how you lived before you met this wealthy person?
1:19:36
Speaker 1: You forgot what jobs are. Whoa.
1:19:38
Speaker 3: I can't stop.
1:19:39
Speaker 1: How does the world work?
1:19:40
Speaker 5: If those people don't hang out with you, then they're
1:19:42
Speaker 5: not really your friends.
1:19:43
Speaker 3: Exactly.
1:19:43
Speaker 2: Right.
1:19:44
Speaker 3: Thanks, Mom. I did see a clip of Joe Coy.
1:19:47
Speaker 3: He was doing an interview, and he was talking about
1:19:49
Speaker 3: how if a friend gets... divorced or whatever, then, you know, like,
1:19:54
Speaker 3: in other words, he's not going to still continue being friends. Like,
1:19:57
Speaker 3: in other words, like his buddy is his buddy.
1:20:00
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:20:00
Speaker 3: It's like not going to continue being friends with the spouse.
1:20:02
Speaker 4: Right.
1:20:03
Speaker 2: Sure.
1:20:04
Speaker 3: This is my friend.
1:20:05
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:20:05
Speaker 3: Yeah. You guys are divorced. I'm not getting in. I'm
1:20:07
Speaker 3: not getting involved. I'm not going to be the Mike,
1:20:09
Speaker 3: the show killer, Earl program director, one of my oldest friends.
1:20:13
Speaker 3: Like he stayed friends with my ex-wife for the longest time.
1:20:16
Speaker 3: It was giving me updates. I'm like, I didn't ask.
1:20:19
Speaker 7: How'd you feel about that?
1:20:20
Speaker 3: Look i was fine like you know i wished her
1:20:22
Speaker 3: well i don't have any ill will toward her but
1:20:24
Speaker 3: at the same time it's like what are you trying
1:20:26
Speaker 3: to do man i.
1:20:27
Speaker 9: Don't need to know about her future endeavors yeah.
1:20:29
Speaker 3: Like you know i i mean good for her but
1:20:31
Speaker 3: i didn't say hey have you talked to her lately
1:20:32
Speaker 3: or like if i asked and you gave me the
1:20:34
Speaker 3: updates one thing but he kept offering up these updates
1:20:36
Speaker 3: and i'm like no thank you and somebody said it's
1:20:38
Speaker 3: not weird i guess it's not weird but i don't
1:20:41
Speaker 3: need the.
1:20:41
Speaker 14: Updates it's weird it is it's weird it's almost i
1:20:46
Speaker 14: don't know is it passive aggressive i don't know.
1:20:48
Speaker 3: I mean he i mean he didn't.
1:20:50
Speaker 1: It's Mike.
1:20:51
Speaker 3: He means well. He really does. He does. He's a
1:20:55
Speaker 3: good person. He means well. Does he get a gay pass? No,
1:20:58
Speaker 3: it had nothing to do with that. It wasn't the
1:21:00
Speaker 3: gay thing. It had nothing to do with that. Yeah,
1:21:02
Speaker 3: it had nothing to do with that. It was just, yeah,
1:21:05
Speaker 3: I didn't want the updates. I didn't need the updates.
1:21:08
Speaker 7: Once you told him that, did he stop with the updates?
1:21:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not even sure they keep in touch
1:21:14
Speaker 3: at this point. It's been so long. Yeah, by now,
1:21:16
Speaker 3: probably not.
1:21:17
Speaker 1: Do you ever say something out loud and you realize,
1:21:20
Speaker 1: Oh my God.
1:21:20
Speaker 2: I am so stupid. This is the Woody show.
1:21:27
Speaker 3: So menace went to, and he was telling us about
1:21:29
Speaker 3: it last week. We were having like a little, little
1:21:31
Speaker 3: meeting about different things that were happening. Menace had mentioned
1:21:35
Speaker 3: he was going to something called complex con.
1:21:37
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:21:38
Speaker 5: Complex con has been happening for years.
1:21:41
Speaker 3: I know Seabass is gone. I'm sure about it.
1:21:43
Speaker 5: Jeff has gone as well. This is like, For sneakers
1:21:46
Speaker 5: and stuff?
1:21:46
Speaker 3: It's like streetwear, fashion, concerts.
1:21:48
Speaker 9: So Complex Magazine used to be, and still is, a
1:21:53
Speaker 9: hip-hop sort of culture thing, but it's where Hot Ones,
1:21:56
Speaker 9: the interview show, came out of. Sean Evans worked for
1:21:59
Speaker 9: Complex as an editor or whatever, and he said, let's
1:22:01
Speaker 9: do this funny little interview thing.
1:22:02
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Mena said he was going to go there.
1:22:04
Speaker 3: We came up with what we think is a, we'll
1:22:07
Speaker 3: see how it went, like a funny idea. Instead of
1:22:10
Speaker 3: going down there like, hey, how much did you pay
1:22:11
Speaker 3: for whatever that was? You know, something else. Based on
1:22:15
Speaker 3: something that Menace has mentioned before. But I saw there
1:22:18
Speaker 3: was a bunch of drama, right?
1:22:19
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this year's ComplexCon, slightly more ratchet than normal.
1:22:24
Speaker 5: Because I've had a lovely time every time. But this time,
1:22:30
Speaker 5: four people were stabbed.
1:22:31
Speaker 1: What?
1:22:32
Speaker 5: There was people jumping over barriers. There was fights on
1:22:35
Speaker 5: day one.
1:22:37
Speaker 3: A hip-hop convention menace?
1:22:38
Speaker 6: What?
1:22:38
Speaker 3: I don't know. I felt like... Is it rival gangs, Greg?
1:22:42
Speaker 1: I guess so.
1:22:43
Speaker 5: No, I felt like the venue... compacted everybody really close
1:22:48
Speaker 5: together versus like other spaces that it's happened.
1:22:51
Speaker 9: I've been to that same venue for like a generic
1:22:53
Speaker 9: art show and there were zero stabbings oh it's not
1:22:57
Speaker 9: the venue that's weird i went to that venue to
1:22:59
Speaker 9: go see uh michael j fox and get his autograph
1:23:02
Speaker 9: and there were no.
1:23:03
Speaker 3: Stabbings no fights but 100 less street cred oh you're
1:23:08
Speaker 3: gonna find a little a complex yeah.
1:23:10
Speaker 5: But it was a lot of fun yeah a lot
1:23:11
Speaker 5: of like what do you do there You basically check out, like,
1:23:14
Speaker 5: all the fashion lines, like, their new releases. Also, there's, like,
1:23:18
Speaker 5: cars happening, like, a little car show happening. There's concerts happening.
1:23:23
Speaker 5: I did see a bunch of celebrities, like your favorite
1:23:26
Speaker 5: Kanye West, Lamar Odom, Cody Rhodes, Russell Westbrook, Adam 22,
1:23:34
Speaker 5: Kai Sinat, Lil Yachty. A lot of people there. Just
1:23:38
Speaker 5: walking the floor and checking out everything that's available.
1:23:40
Speaker 9: So.
1:23:42
Speaker 3: We've always kind of goofed on Menace, you know, when
1:23:45
Speaker 3: the show is over or he sees somebody, you know,
1:23:48
Speaker 3: in the hallway from one of our other stations, which
1:23:50
Speaker 3: is a hip hop station. What do they call that?
1:23:53
Speaker 3: Code switching? Yeah, a.k.a. pandering. No. And Greg does a
1:23:59
Speaker 3: better impression than.
1:24:00
Speaker 1: Not so much, but like, yeah.
1:24:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, he does the old white man... So he'll walk
1:24:04
Speaker 3: out of the studio.
1:24:06
Speaker 1: Yo, yo, yo.
1:24:06
Speaker 3: How you living, dog? What's good, man?
1:24:10
Speaker 1: Which leads Woody to say, like, you don't talk to
1:24:13
Speaker 1: me like that. Yeah, and he's like, no, I talk
1:24:15
Speaker 1: like that all the time.
1:24:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, he goes, I just don't talk that way when
1:24:18
Speaker 3: I'm around you guys. He's pandering to us.
1:24:21
Speaker 4: Oh, right.
1:24:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I just don't want to hear about it constantly.
1:24:24
Speaker 3: So the idea that we had is to let Manus
1:24:28
Speaker 3: be himself. Be free. And when he goes to ComplexCon
1:24:31
Speaker 3: and he's talking to people about the stuff that he
1:24:33
Speaker 3: does know a lot about. He knows a lot about,
1:24:35
Speaker 3: you know. The shoes. All the stuff that happens at ComplexCon.
1:24:39
Speaker 3: He could speak on it. And he can talk to
1:24:42
Speaker 3: these guys in a language that they understand. But we're
1:24:45
Speaker 3: going to see how Menace does. And we get to
1:24:48
Speaker 3: hear Menace. Like, you hear him. In real life. Yeah.
1:24:51
Speaker 3: This might be the first time you ever get to
1:24:53
Speaker 3: hear Menace.
1:24:54
Speaker 7: In his natural habitat.
1:24:54
Speaker 3: The way that he speaks when he's not here. Yeah.
1:24:57
Speaker 1: I'm excited.
1:24:58
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:24:59
Speaker 3: And so the whole thing was to just go up to,
1:25:02
Speaker 3: you know, different people and talk to them. And not
1:25:05
Speaker 3: goofing on, you know, whatever it is that they're talking about.
1:25:08
Speaker 3: The shoes or the fashion or the different things. This
1:25:11
Speaker 3: is more to see how Menace does at communicating with
1:25:15
Speaker 3: the people over at ComplexCon in a way that we
1:25:18
Speaker 3: don't really get to see Menace. Yeah. Unless he's out
1:25:20
Speaker 3: in the hallway talking to the guys at the hip-hop store.
1:25:23
Speaker 3: In which case. All right, so who is this first person?
1:25:26
Speaker 5: This first person is somebody that I was catching just
1:25:30
Speaker 5: walking into the convention.
1:25:31
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. What's good?
1:25:33
Speaker 2: What's good?
1:25:34
Speaker 8: Yo!
1:25:34
Speaker 3: It's Mad Tank Hawk, man. M-A-D-D-T-E-K. Okay, why are you
1:25:39
Speaker 3: out here today? It's complex con, you know what I'm saying?
1:25:42
Speaker 1: The biggies, you know what I mean?
1:25:44
Speaker 3: Can I ask for a pause real quick? What was
1:25:46
Speaker 3: any of that?
1:25:47
Speaker 7: His name is Mad Tech.
1:25:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's shouting out his username. Everybody kind of
1:25:52
Speaker 5: goes by their username when speaking with them.
1:25:56
Speaker 1: For marketing purposes.
1:25:57
Speaker 5: What's up with the skeezers?
1:26:01
Speaker 3: We out here. What's up with the skeezers?
1:26:05
Speaker 2: Oh, the hoes. Yeah.
1:26:07
Speaker 3: Is this the hoes outside, though?
1:26:09
Speaker 2: Oh, damn.
1:26:09
Speaker 3: We outside right now?
1:26:10
Speaker 1: We outside, man. We outside.
1:26:11
Speaker 5: What's that?
1:26:12
Speaker 3: What are you copping?
1:26:13
Speaker 1: Copping everything. Probably some forces, though. I ain't going to cop.
1:26:16
Speaker 1: I'm going to probably cop some forces.
1:26:17
Speaker 3: Air Force One?
1:26:18
Speaker 2: Hey.
1:26:19
Speaker 3: Greg, do you want to explain to everybody?
1:26:21
Speaker 1: I'm going to interpret. What are you getting?
1:26:23
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:26:23
Speaker 3: I'm getting a bunch of shoes. All right. I understand,
1:26:27
Speaker 3: but I wasn't sure. I look over at Greg to
1:26:28
Speaker 3: see if he's getting it.
1:26:29
Speaker 1: I can't tell.
1:26:30
Speaker 2: Hey, Greg.
1:26:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't tell. What about the skeezers?
1:26:33
Speaker 1: What about them?
1:26:34
Speaker 3: What are they?
1:26:34
Speaker 1: Skeezers?
1:26:35
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:26:38
Speaker 1: That I don't know.
1:26:38
Speaker 3: He said hoes. Oh, the hoes. Oh, okay.
1:26:41
Speaker 1: I thought maybe.
1:26:41
Speaker 3: Yeah, skeezers be hoes. Got it.
1:26:44
Speaker 1: Some forces, though. I ain't going to count. I'm going
1:26:46
Speaker 1: to probably cop some forces.
1:26:47
Speaker 3: Air Force One?
1:26:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:26:48
Speaker 3: That's what's up.
1:26:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yo.
1:26:51
Speaker 3: We outside. We inside. We outside and inside.
1:26:54
Speaker 1: Yo, outside and inside.
1:26:56
Speaker 3: All right, holla.
1:26:57
Speaker 1: Outside and inside.
1:26:58
Speaker 2: All right.
1:26:58
Speaker 6: Holla.
1:27:00
Speaker 3: You know what it is? It's like Furbies. Remember Furbies
1:27:05
Speaker 3: back in the day? They had their own language, but
1:27:07
Speaker 3: then when you put one in front of the other one,
1:27:10
Speaker 3: they'd speak to each other.
1:27:13
Speaker 5: We had a full-on conversation right there.
1:27:16
Speaker 3: You did. You learned a lot. And you weren't making
1:27:20
Speaker 3: fun of him. You weren't making fun of what he got.
1:27:22
Speaker 3: Let me ask you a question, Menace, because I have
1:27:25
Speaker 3: a couple pairs of Air Force Ones, and I was
1:27:27
Speaker 3: told when I purchased these, These are not cool, and
1:27:31
Speaker 3: these are out. None of that I care about. I
1:27:34
Speaker 3: was going to say, do you care? I thought they
1:27:36
Speaker 3: were cool looking. I liked them, and so I bought them.
1:27:38
Speaker 3: The issue was you bought the black ones. Those are
1:27:42
Speaker 3: mainly for workers. For workers?
1:27:45
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're working at Best Buy or something.
1:27:48
Speaker 13: Oh, okay.
1:27:49
Speaker 3: You're supposed to get the white one.
1:27:50
Speaker 1: You're a dork.
1:27:50
Speaker 3: You know why I bought him? This is even dorkier. What?
1:27:53
Speaker 3: I bought him because that's what Mike Tomlin bought for
1:27:56
Speaker 3: all the Steelers one year. He gave them all murdered
1:28:01
Speaker 3: out Air Force Ones. He left them all at their
1:28:03
Speaker 3: lockers at the beginning of the season. I'm like, that's cool.
1:28:06
Speaker 5: Now, that's fine because that goes with the colorway of
1:28:09
Speaker 5: the team.
1:28:10
Speaker 1: Yeah. Colorway.
1:28:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, the color scheme. Yes, Jeff G.
1:28:14
Speaker 12: If you wear black Air Force Ones, you are down
1:28:16
Speaker 12: to beat the crap out of anybody at any time.
1:28:18
Speaker 3: That's the lore that comes with.
1:28:20
Speaker 5: Black Air Force Ones.
1:28:22
Speaker 3: But wouldn't that be offset by the dad socks that
1:28:24
Speaker 3: I wear and the cargo shorts that I'm rocking?
1:28:27
Speaker 12: Possibly, but still, if you got black Air Forces, you're
1:28:31
Speaker 12: with the issue.
1:28:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just got off work.
1:28:35
Speaker 12: It doesn't even really have to do with work. Angry
1:28:37
Speaker 12: dads wear them. If coaches wear them, they call it
1:28:40
Speaker 12: Black Air Force One energy.
1:28:42
Speaker 3: Is that why Tomlin bought it for the team?
1:28:44
Speaker 5: Yeah, to create that.
1:28:45
Speaker 3: To give them that energy. This is like a handful
1:28:48
Speaker 3: of years ago. Thank you, Jeff.
1:28:50
Speaker 5: See, Jeff is from the streets. Yeah, he's gone to
1:28:52
Speaker 5: ComplexCon many times. Now, this next clip, there's something I
1:28:56
Speaker 5: do want to discuss that gets mentioned. I want to
1:28:58
Speaker 5: see if you guys pick it up.
1:28:59
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. Menace in his own element there
1:29:01
Speaker 3: at ComplexCon. Yeah, what's up?
1:29:03
Speaker 1: What's up?
1:29:03
Speaker 3: How's it going?
1:29:04
Speaker 2: How's it going, man?
1:29:05
Speaker 1: My name is C-Dot. I'm out here. This is the moment.
1:29:07
Speaker 1: Little C-Note.
1:29:07
Speaker 3: A.K.A.
1:29:08
Speaker 1: What you want to call me? Just don't call me
1:29:09
Speaker 1: late for dinner. How you doing?
1:29:10
Speaker 2: What?
1:29:10
Speaker 5: Again, he's shouting out his username.
1:29:14
Speaker 8: A.K.A.
1:29:14
Speaker 1: What you want to call me? Just don't call me
1:29:15
Speaker 1: late for dinner.
1:29:16
Speaker 2: How you doing?
1:29:16
Speaker 3: That's what's up.
1:29:17
Speaker 1: That's what's up.
1:29:17
Speaker 3: Oh, tell me about the fit, though. What you wearing?
1:29:19
Speaker 3: What you wearing?
1:29:19
Speaker 1: All right, so we're wearing a heli from the top.
1:29:21
Speaker 6: From the top, we gotta match the Helly Rodman to
1:29:23
Speaker 6: the Helly Shelltoes.
1:29:25
Speaker 3: You already know. Damn, that's wet.
1:29:26
Speaker 2: That's wet.
1:29:27
Speaker 3: Gotta mix it up. Gotta mix it up. We gotta
1:29:28
Speaker 3: throw some Veil pants in there with the Lucky Charms.
1:29:31
Speaker 1: Little green rhinestones just to match the green. Okay, okay.
1:29:33
Speaker 5: How much you cop today?
1:29:35
Speaker 2: I don't know.
1:29:35
Speaker 6: We're going to count the bank statements tomorrow, but we
1:29:38
Speaker 6: know we got bags on bags, bags inside bags.
1:29:41
Speaker 1: We got vinyls.
1:29:42
Speaker 5: We got limited editions.
1:29:44
Speaker 3: You got it, Amin. You got it, Amin. Who came
1:29:46
Speaker 3: mid this weekend, you think?
1:29:47
Speaker 5: I ain't going to lie.
1:29:48
Speaker 1: Godspeed.
1:29:49
Speaker 3: Godspeed.
1:29:49
Speaker 2: Damn.
1:29:49
Speaker 3: You don't have to say that.
1:29:51
Speaker 1: Godspeed, K.
1:29:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:29:54
Speaker 6: But all the other brands, great job. Just Satoshi, I'm
1:29:57
Speaker 6: going to come back. I'm going to get you tomorrow.
1:29:58
Speaker 6: I'm going to get y'all tomorrow.
1:29:59
Speaker 3: Who was popping?
1:30:00
Speaker 1: Who was popping? Helly, Helly, Helly Todd, ride or die,
1:30:03
Speaker 1: ride or die, baby.
1:30:03
Speaker 3: So wait, let me ask.
1:30:04
Speaker 1: You a question.
1:30:06
Speaker 3: I've noticed that, is there a rule where you have
1:30:09
Speaker 3: to say everything twice? I was going to ask the
1:30:11
Speaker 3: same thing. You know how people like OCD, touch the door,
1:30:14
Speaker 3: touch the door, touch the door, touch the door. So
1:30:16
Speaker 3: it really resonates. What you popping?
1:30:18
Speaker 1: What you popping?
1:30:19
Speaker 5: Now, Helly is actually a slang term for Hellstar. So
1:30:23
Speaker 5: he's actually using slang. Hellstar is the clothing brand that
1:30:27
Speaker 5: he's talking about. But he's using a slang term to
1:30:29
Speaker 5: even describe the brand.
1:30:31
Speaker 3: That he bought. All right, got it.
1:30:32
Speaker 9: I think it's also, Woody, that they're not saying much.
1:30:35
Speaker 3: Say it twice.
1:30:36
Speaker 1: Just go with the phrase.
1:30:37
Speaker 3: They don't have much to say. It's like, I got
1:30:39
Speaker 3: some new clothes.
1:30:40
Speaker 4: What you got?
1:30:41
Speaker 3: What you got? That AI background extend kind of thing on.
1:30:44
Speaker 1: A photo, right?
1:30:45
Speaker 9: Now, it's like, I need this book report to be
1:30:47
Speaker 9: five words.
1:30:48
Speaker 5: It was very, very, very, very. Now, he did hit
1:30:52
Speaker 5: on something that I want to bring up. He said
1:30:53
Speaker 5: the green rhinestones.
1:30:55
Speaker 3: Dude.
1:30:56
Speaker 5: Bedazzling with young men it's crazy like men yes jeans
1:31:02
Speaker 5: and on jeans on everything and i didn't think it
1:31:05
Speaker 5: was a thing but i recently walked into a um
1:31:07
Speaker 5: a zoomies all the stuff was bedazzled and then i
1:31:11
Speaker 5: when i was at this event the i would say
1:31:15
Speaker 5: early 20s or uh maybe uh teenagers and All their pants,
1:31:20
Speaker 5: everything bedazzled.
1:31:21
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is this? I mean, again, they're for chicks.
1:31:23
Speaker 3: It's always kind of been a thing for chicks, right?
1:31:25
Speaker 5: Yeah, but dudes wearing bedazzled. Yeah, he had bedazzled green
1:31:29
Speaker 5: rhinestones on his pants, unfortunately.
1:31:31
Speaker 1: But all the other brands, great job. Just Satoshi.
1:31:34
Speaker 3: I'm going to come back.
1:31:35
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you tomorrow.
1:31:35
Speaker 5: I'm going to get y'all tomorrow.
1:31:37
Speaker 3: Who was popping? Who was popping?
1:31:38
Speaker 1: Helly, helly, helly, ride or die, ride or die, baby.
1:31:41
Speaker 3: Tatted on me for life. Bury me in this shit.
1:31:43
Speaker 5: Oh, that's what's up.
1:31:44
Speaker 3: That's what's up.
1:31:44
Speaker 2: I'll see you tomorrow. All right.
1:31:45
Speaker 1: Take it easy, man.
1:31:46
Speaker 3: You have a beautiful day and.
1:31:48
Speaker 1: All right. All right.
1:31:50
Speaker 3: Cool, man.
1:31:53
Speaker 9: It's like they're always rushing to create some new catchphrase
1:31:57
Speaker 9: or some new garbage, some new slang.
1:31:58
Speaker 3: Once anybody else has heard the last one, man. Yeah,
1:32:01
Speaker 3: it's got to be cool every six weeks. All right. Well,
1:32:03
Speaker 3: we have more Menace Mets and more people at ComplexCon
1:32:07
Speaker 3: that we're going to meet after the break here.
1:32:08
Speaker 1: On The Woody Show.
1:32:09
Speaker 2: Hang on.
1:32:10
Speaker 5: Smells like b-hole.
1:32:11
Speaker 3: Smells like b-hole.
1:32:12
Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
1:32:14
Speaker 3: We'll be right back. And now, more of The Woody Show.
1:32:19
Speaker 3: And more of Menace at ComplexCon, which is like street fashion, sneakers.
1:32:25
Speaker 15: Convention.
1:32:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, just a big convention. It's like a hip-hop convention.
1:32:30
Speaker 3: vibe down there, right? Yeah, it's more, mostly like a
1:32:32
Speaker 3: streetwear convention. So we said, Menace, go down there, because
1:32:34
Speaker 3: Menace has said a number of times over the years, well,
1:32:38
Speaker 3: I only speak this way in front of you guys
1:32:41
Speaker 3: when I'm not here, like when he's just, you know,
1:32:43
Speaker 3: at home with his wife or he's out with whoever else.
1:32:46
Speaker 3: He be speaking different. And we just don't get that.
1:32:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:32:50
Speaker 3: Because, you know, he's trying to, you know, he's trying to.
1:32:53
Speaker 5: He's trying to ease the pain of.
1:32:54
Speaker 2: Yeah. Of what? Of....
1:32:58
Speaker 5: I don't know if I say one thing, I'm probably
1:33:00
Speaker 5: going to hear about it for like, I don't know,
1:33:02
Speaker 5: 10 years.
1:33:03
Speaker 3: That's true.
1:33:04
Speaker 9: He said, he came in here and said, yo, Greg, man,
1:33:06
Speaker 9: what's that drip you capping?
1:33:08
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:33:08
Speaker 3: We would balk him endlessly.
1:33:09
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:33:10
Speaker 3: And Greg was like, what?
1:33:12
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:33:12
Speaker 3: I'll hear about it every day of my life.
1:33:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:33:14
Speaker 3: He'd be hearing about it.
1:33:15
Speaker 1: All right.
1:33:16
Speaker 3: What was it? And then you put some whatever's on it.
1:33:19
Speaker 2: Oh.
1:33:20
Speaker 1: Get me some for reals, Lennon.
1:33:22
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
1:33:23
Speaker 3: There was something he said. It was like, no, you
1:33:25
Speaker 3: get some ice creams and then you put some.
1:33:27
Speaker 1: Oh, what Menace said.
1:33:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was one thing that Greg keyed on for
1:33:31
Speaker 3: a long time. Sprinkles up on that. It was something
1:33:35
Speaker 3: like that. All up on that.
1:33:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:33:37
Speaker 3: Greg was on that one for a while.
1:33:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:33:40
Speaker 3: So I'd be understanding what you're saying, cuz. All right.
1:33:45
Speaker 2: All right.
1:33:45
Speaker 3: So Menace talking to different people at ComplexCon. In his
1:33:48
Speaker 3: native tongue.
1:33:50
Speaker 1: Yep.
1:33:50
Speaker 3: And who's this next person?
1:33:52
Speaker 5: This next person, we revisit, like, what's the skeezer situation.
1:33:56
Speaker 3: Oh, okay. We'll survive today.
1:33:58
Speaker 5: Vibes are a lot better than yesterday.
1:34:00
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of fights. You know, a bunch of
1:34:02
Speaker 3: little things going on. So day two going well. Anybody
1:34:06
Speaker 3: geeked out right now?
1:34:07
Speaker 8: Satoshi Nakamoto line. Obviously, he's been geeked out for two days,
1:34:10
Speaker 8: 48 hours.
1:34:11
Speaker 3: The drip, what's the drip? What you got?
1:34:13
Speaker 8: So, I got a LACS hoodie on. You know, I
1:34:16
Speaker 8: got Banished Diaries jeans on. You know, I got some
1:34:20
Speaker 8: Workman real blue collar boots. You know, nothing crazy.
1:34:23
Speaker 3: What's up with the skeezers, though? Yo, the biddies are out.
1:34:26
Speaker 3: You see Palm Hills over here?
1:34:27
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:34:28
Speaker 5: They got the biddies. They got about 10 different bad bitches.
1:34:31
Speaker 3: Working at their booth. Yeah, this is about the best
1:34:33
Speaker 3: view in the.
1:34:33
Speaker 1: House, for real.
1:34:34
Speaker 2: What's up?
1:34:34
Speaker 3: All right, holla at me. Of course, my man. Go crazy, y'all.
1:34:38
Speaker 3: All right, holla.
1:34:41
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:34:42
Speaker 9: So we're just making clicks and whistles now.
1:34:45
Speaker 3: So when you say, did you guys exchange information before
1:34:48
Speaker 3: you started talking?
1:34:50
Speaker 15: How would he know how to get a hold of you?
1:34:52
Speaker 5: I just want to see you in the streets, dude.
1:34:54
Speaker 3: Oh, just in the streets. I'll holler at you later.
1:34:56
Speaker 7: I just looked up Satoshi Nakamoto.
1:34:58
Speaker 3: The hoodies are like $ 1, 000.
1:34:59
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're crazy.
1:35:01
Speaker 5: Also, he works with a lot of people see this
1:35:05
Speaker 5: brand and might not know it's him. But with Adidas,
1:35:08
Speaker 5: he is the one that heads. It's called Y3. So
1:35:11
Speaker 5: you might see things that say Y3 and that's the designer.
1:35:13
Speaker 9: Also, Satoshi Nakamoto is the pseudonym of the guy who
1:35:16
Speaker 9: created Bitcoin.
1:35:17
Speaker 3: So they're just stealing. They're literally.
1:35:18
Speaker 5: No, no, no. This guy's been around forever.
1:35:21
Speaker 9: But that's literally the name of the guy who created Bitcoin.
1:35:24
Speaker 3: So, Greg, you know how you have that random thought
1:35:27
Speaker 3: when you're out on a Tuesday at 2 o'clock? You're like,
1:35:31
Speaker 3: what does everybody do? Does nobody work? How are you here?
1:35:35
Speaker 1: I know why I'm here. Why are you here?
1:35:37
Speaker 3: This sweatshirt. And this is being held at a massive
1:35:39
Speaker 3: convention center. And there's tons of people there.
1:35:42
Speaker 5: People are paying a lot of money to go there.
1:35:43
Speaker 3: And they pay a lot of money to go there.
1:35:45
Speaker 3: They pay a lot of money to buy these things.
1:35:48
Speaker 3: You see how much some of these shirts. Remember when
1:35:51
Speaker 3: Supreme was... oh yeah the thing oh you paid how
1:35:54
Speaker 3: much for that and how much my question is and
1:35:57
Speaker 3: you see these videos where you know someone rolls up
1:35:59
Speaker 3: like hey what do you do for a living that's
1:36:01
Speaker 3: the question i want to know at complex con or
1:36:04
Speaker 3: any of these places where people are dropping a thousand
1:36:06
Speaker 3: dollars what do you do for a living yeah well
1:36:08
Speaker 3: i'll tell you where do you get your money from.
1:36:11
Speaker 5: He was you know what he was doing he was
1:36:14
Speaker 5: ripping cards Like the Pokemon cards, baseball cards, all that
1:36:19
Speaker 5: kind of stuff.
1:36:20
Speaker 3: Explain to me what ripping, just opening packs.
1:36:22
Speaker 5: So you're opening packs online. So you get paid for
1:36:26
Speaker 5: that too. We know Tyler, he does it.
1:36:28
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:36:29
Speaker 5: You open packs of cards online and you sell the
1:36:31
Speaker 5: cards and then you also make money from the social media,
1:36:35
Speaker 5: the videos of you opening cards.
1:36:37
Speaker 3: I still don't believe that's a real account. How many
1:36:40
Speaker 3: people could be making decent money doing that?
1:36:42
Speaker 1: To buy a thousand dollar hoodie.
1:36:44
Speaker 3: I agree with you. Those numbers, I don't know. By
1:36:47
Speaker 3: the way, good for them. Whoever makes money, people who
1:36:49
Speaker 3: go online and go, get ready with me today. And
1:36:52
Speaker 3: they're making money. Like Pete Davidson was saying, great. congratulations.
1:36:55
Speaker 3: My question, because then everybody goes, oh, that's that easy?
1:36:58
Speaker 3: I just have to have an account where I go,
1:36:59
Speaker 3: get ready for me? There's only so many people who
1:37:01
Speaker 3: are going to be able to, quote, make a living.
1:37:03
Speaker 3: In other words, where it's their only job. Just to
1:37:05
Speaker 3: be able to cut a check for rent or to
1:37:09
Speaker 3: put food on the table, let alone $ 1, 000 for a sweatshirt.
1:37:12
Speaker 9: I think a lot of people are saying, because everyone
1:37:15
Speaker 9: is saying, oh, I resell it, I resell it.
1:37:17
Speaker 3: But eventually, that number runs out.
1:37:19
Speaker 9: I don't believe, I think a lot of these people
1:37:21
Speaker 9: are saying I'm reselling it, and they're losing.
1:37:23
Speaker 3: Money on the back end. Or just credit card debt.
1:37:25
Speaker 5: Also, that was my advice to Tyler, because he really
1:37:29
Speaker 5: wants to go all in on the card thing. I'm like,
1:37:32
Speaker 5: I think that's great, and I think you know, live
1:37:35
Speaker 5: selling things online is the future, but learn to sell
1:37:38
Speaker 5: other things other than the cars, because there's eventually going
1:37:40
Speaker 5: to be a bust on this, for sure.
1:37:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:37:42
Speaker 1: All right.
1:37:43
Speaker 3: Who's this next person?
1:37:44
Speaker 5: Now, this guy, I actually want to share a little
1:37:46
Speaker 5: less energy, but I think he's the most level-headed. He's
1:37:49
Speaker 5: not a guy that's, like, spending his life savings buying everything,
1:37:53
Speaker 5: so there are... Level-headed people there.
1:37:55
Speaker 3: At ComplexCon? At ComplexCon. Not everybody's nuts?
1:37:57
Speaker 5: Not everybody's crazy. So I just wanted to highlight this guy.
1:38:00
Speaker 1: All right.
1:38:00
Speaker 5: What you rocking today?
1:38:01
Speaker 15: Today I got on, if you see the police, Warner
1:38:04
Speaker 15: Brothers shirt.
1:38:06
Speaker 3: Off the camo. Off the Gucci, though.
1:38:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
1:38:08
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what's up.
1:38:09
Speaker 1: Wait, what?
1:38:10
Speaker 7: Wait, if you see the police, Warner Brothers.
1:38:12
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:38:12
Speaker 3: Not Warner Brothers. Oh, okay. Now is that a term like,
1:38:18
Speaker 3: but this is not Gucci, meaning like good.
1:38:20
Speaker 8: No.
1:38:21
Speaker 3: It's all good? It's like all Gucci?
1:38:22
Speaker 2: No.
1:38:23
Speaker 5: So he highlighted his shirt first.
1:38:25
Speaker 9: Sure.
1:38:26
Speaker 3: Which looked like the Warren Brothers logo. Warren a brother. Yeah.
1:38:29
Speaker 3: It looks exactly like that. like what Gina's saying.
1:38:31
Speaker 1: Gotcha.
1:38:32
Speaker 5: Then he talked about his shorts, and then he talked
1:38:34
Speaker 5: about his Gucci flip-flops.
1:38:35
Speaker 3: Oh, so they're really, okay. They are actually Gucci. Actually Gucci.
1:38:38
Speaker 3: See the police Warner Brothers shirt?
1:38:40
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:38:41
Speaker 5: Off the camo, off the.
1:38:42
Speaker 2: Gucci, though. Yeah, yeah.
1:38:44
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what's up. What's up? What are you going
1:38:45
Speaker 3: to cop? Today, I might cop some food.
1:38:47
Speaker 15: I'm really hungry, so I'm just going to walk around,
1:38:49
Speaker 15: take some good pictures, and eat some food.
1:38:51
Speaker 3: I don't need too much.
1:38:52
Speaker 2: Yeah?
1:38:53
Speaker 3: What's the budget? The budget?
1:38:54
Speaker 15: Probably about, like, 30 bucks that's about it that's all
1:38:58
Speaker 15: I'm willing to give who came mid this year who
1:39:01
Speaker 15: came mid seen nobody for real for real but you
1:39:05
Speaker 15: know everybody's just trying to be somebody in this life
1:39:07
Speaker 15: so they trying as best as they can that's what's
1:39:10
Speaker 15: up alright.
1:39:13
Speaker 3: Holla what does that mean you've done that a couple
1:39:16
Speaker 3: times it's just greetings and goodbyes it is yeah so
1:39:20
Speaker 3: it means goodbye yeah.
1:39:23
Speaker 7: It's like the punctuation at the end of the conversation okay.
1:39:26
Speaker 1: There's so much RuPaul appropriation. I know!
1:39:29
Speaker 3: Is it RuPaul?
1:39:29
Speaker 16: I thought it was Cardi B.
1:39:30
Speaker 3: No, it's RuPaul.
1:39:31
Speaker 1: She got it from RuPaul.
1:39:32
Speaker 3: They all got it from drag queens. And with the rhinestones, Greg,
1:39:34
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying? Uh-huh.
1:39:36
Speaker 1: See?
1:39:36
Speaker 5: I'm taking it not from RuPaul, Greg, but actually from
1:39:40
Speaker 5: our regional dialect of the San Francisco Bay Area.
1:39:43
Speaker 3: When we go, yarrarameen.
1:39:45
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah.
1:39:46
Speaker 3: I remember that. So it's like, do you know what
1:39:49
Speaker 3: I mean? But we say, yarrarameen. So it's like saying,
1:39:52
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, but making it more difficult. Yeah.
1:39:54
Speaker 5: No, no, you're shortening it. How can I say this,
1:39:56
Speaker 5: but more difficult?
1:39:57
Speaker 2: Right.
1:39:57
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
1:39:58
Speaker 1: How can I do this by rolling my tongue?
1:39:59
Speaker 7: More tongue acrobatics.
1:40:01
Speaker 17: If you can't roll your tongue, you're out.
1:40:02
Speaker 13: Yeah.
1:40:03
Speaker 3: You're losing. But did you cop anything at Complex Con
1:40:07
Speaker 3: Menace yourself? Yeah, I got some shirts. What'd you cop?
1:40:11
Speaker 5: What'd you cop? I got some shirts. Actually, Formula E
1:40:14
Speaker 5: Racing was on site, so I got some shirts from them.
1:40:16
Speaker 1: And who do you think came in mid?
1:40:19
Speaker 5: Who came mid, to be honest? I think maybe they
1:40:24
Speaker 5: had a cool display, but Bathing Ape? Bape they had
1:40:28
Speaker 5: like a 25 year anniversary I haven't heard him say.
1:40:32
Speaker 3: That forever there was a time that that was his
1:40:34
Speaker 3: big like.
1:40:35
Speaker 5: Bass well I mean we've known each other for over
1:40:38
Speaker 5: 20 years this was the 25th anniversary I think they
1:40:40
Speaker 5: could have done like.
1:40:41
Speaker 1: A bigger a bigger thing the people.
1:40:44
Speaker 5: That I'm trying to hook up with Cash App do
1:40:46
Speaker 5: you know what they did on site this was really
1:40:48
Speaker 5: really cool they set up like it looked like you
1:40:51
Speaker 5: were on the bayou huge huge set up and it
1:40:54
Speaker 5: looked like a bait shop and they set up a pond,
1:40:57
Speaker 5: and you go fishing in it, and if you catch something,
1:41:01
Speaker 5: you catch Bitcoin, which you convert into money. So yeah,
1:41:05
Speaker 5: they were giving away so much money, and it looked
1:41:07
Speaker 5: like you're legit in the bayou. They put all the shrubbery, everything.
1:41:12
Speaker 3: Was there sound effects? It was like you see at
1:41:14
Speaker 3: carnivals where it's a little tiny fishing pole and it's
1:41:16
Speaker 3: got this duck with a magnet on it. I love
1:41:19
Speaker 3: that thing. The little duck is in that little circular.
1:41:22
Speaker 5: What number did you get? I mean, that is the concept, but...
1:41:26
Speaker 5: it just like, it looks like you're out in the wild.
1:41:29
Speaker 5: They spent so much money on this activation. It looked really,
1:41:31
Speaker 5: really cool.
1:41:32
Speaker 3: Holler at me. Holler at me.
1:41:34
Speaker 1: Holler at me.
1:41:36
Speaker 5: At menace.
1:41:40
Speaker 2: The Woody's Show. Alright.
1:41:47
Speaker 3: Cheers and jeers. Seabass, what do you got?
1:41:50
Speaker 9: I would like to say cheers, internal cheers to Menji
1:41:54
Speaker 9: and Jeff G and.
1:41:57
Speaker 3: All the other folks who've.
1:41:57
Speaker 9: Been running the video for a day or two here.
1:42:01
Speaker 9: It's been nice and quiet in.
1:42:02
Speaker 3: A decent office.
1:42:03
Speaker 9: There's not music blasting between.
1:42:06
Speaker 3: I knew there was something to it. I'm like, there's
1:42:07
Speaker 3: got to be something on the other end of this
1:42:10
Speaker 3: quote compliment.
1:42:11
Speaker 9: I noticed it and I was like, oh, the volume's
1:42:13
Speaker 9: at a reasonable level. No one's making noises or singing
1:42:15
Speaker 9: along or beatboxing or smacking the table. There's not music
1:42:19
Speaker 9: coming on in between. Every second you're not doing something,
1:42:21
Speaker 9: you have to throw a different music track on. It's like,
1:42:24
Speaker 9: it's a place you can actually work, get work done
1:42:25
Speaker 9: and not be distracted.
1:42:26
Speaker 1: Good job, Menji.
1:42:27
Speaker 3: Way to go, Menji.
1:42:27
Speaker 1: Way to go, Jeff G.
1:42:28
Speaker 9: I assume Tyler's going to be in there for a
1:42:30
Speaker 9: little bit, you know, doing the video and stuff.
1:42:32
Speaker 3: Keep it up, guys. Way to go to be like decent,
1:42:35
Speaker 3: you know, office mates. Because Vaughn's off for a handful
1:42:37
Speaker 3: of days. Oh, is that what it is? Vaughn's off
1:42:41
Speaker 3: for a handful of days. And so everybody's been, you know,
1:42:44
Speaker 3: chipping in. and do what they can to keep everything moving.
1:42:49
Speaker 9: Menjie was sitting there, I was like, oh, this is
1:42:50
Speaker 9: like quiet in here.
1:42:51
Speaker 3: I can listen. Well, Menjie doesn't say anything to anybody.
1:42:53
Speaker 9: But like the volume of the show is at a
1:42:56
Speaker 9: normal volume and he's not playing music on top of
1:42:58
Speaker 9: the show.
1:42:59
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:42:59
Speaker 3: Hey, Bort, let me ask you a question. When you're
1:43:01
Speaker 3: sitting in there, because Bort and Menji, they're sitting in
1:43:03
Speaker 3: that other studio together all day. Does he speak? I'm
1:43:09
Speaker 3: saying outside of business stuff, like, oh, hey, I'm working
1:43:12
Speaker 3: on this, or you have that. Just regular, casual, small
1:43:16
Speaker 3: talk conversation?
1:43:17
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I talk with Menji all day long. If anyone,
1:43:19
Speaker 10: the loud one in the room is usually Tyler. Tyler
1:43:22
Speaker 10: will start a conversation about nothing and keep it going,
1:43:24
Speaker 10: try to pull everyone in.
1:43:25
Speaker 3: That's just his breathing. What does Menji talk about? What
1:43:29
Speaker 3: are some of his favorite subjects? Horror movies, film.
1:43:33
Speaker 10: We usually talk about the show and stuff going on
1:43:35
Speaker 10: with that. And then usually commentary on Tyler's stories and
1:43:38
Speaker 10: why it even got brought up or why it took
1:43:39
Speaker 10: 20 minutes to get to the point.
1:43:42
Speaker 3: But I have a solution for Seabass. One of Bort's
1:43:45
Speaker 3: favorite things is dumping on Tyler. Oh, yeah, massively. He
1:43:48
Speaker 3: lives for it. But I love him. I love him, though.
1:43:49
Speaker 10: He's one of my closest friends. But I have a solution.
1:43:52
Speaker 10: We just need to switch people. We love Vaughn. We
1:43:54
Speaker 10: don't have a problem with Vaughn's noise. Vaughn should come
1:43:56
Speaker 10: in here. Tyler goes to Seabass. Oh.
1:43:59
Speaker 3: I'd be okay with that.
1:44:00
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:44:01
Speaker 6: Really?
1:44:01
Speaker 9: I mean, you guys aren't, because you guys are doing
1:44:03
Speaker 9: audio work all the time.
1:44:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Bob's setup is pretty elaborate.
1:44:07
Speaker 9: Yeah, it would also require rewiring things.
1:44:08
Speaker 4: Right.
1:44:09
Speaker 9: So from a logistics purpose, it wouldn't work. But yeah,
1:44:11
Speaker 9: you guys would be tired of that real fast.
1:44:13
Speaker 3: I mean, well, eventually, I mean, the idea is eventually
1:44:16
Speaker 3: when they remodel the studios.
1:44:18
Speaker 10: 20, 30, you know, everybody will.
1:44:23
Speaker 3: End up being in that room where board is. Yeah.
1:44:27
Speaker 3: So it'll basically just being out of this room in
1:44:29
Speaker 3: that room. everything will run.
1:44:31
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:44:32
Speaker 3: And then CBass, then you would have the office, you
1:44:35
Speaker 3: and Jeff G.
1:44:36
Speaker 1: Nice.
1:44:36
Speaker 3: Does Jeff bother you? No.
1:44:38
Speaker 1: Okay.
1:44:39
Speaker 9: Again, no one's a problem except for one person. Everyone
1:44:42
Speaker 9: else knows how to behave.
1:44:43
Speaker 7: No one's a problem except the nicest person.
1:44:45
Speaker 3: Except CBass. Okay.
1:44:46
Speaker 9: I take back everything I said earlier. You could be
1:44:47
Speaker 9: a nice person. Again, the whole nice person thing is nice,
1:44:50
Speaker 9: but we're not talking about that.
1:44:51
Speaker 3: So backhanded cheers.
1:44:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:44:53
Speaker 3: No, actual cheers to Minji.
1:44:55
Speaker 1: Way to go. Okay.
1:44:56
Speaker 3: Cheers. Cheers. Gotta change, Benji.
1:44:58
Speaker 9: Cheers to, and I know I complain about this all
1:45:01
Speaker 9: the time, but I got a new slang term that
1:45:03
Speaker 9: I hate.
1:45:04
Speaker 4: Oh.
1:45:04
Speaker 2: Oh.
1:45:04
Speaker 9: It has to do with sports, and I bet you
1:45:06
Speaker 9: Woody will know this one. I just started hearing it
1:45:08
Speaker 9: on Sports Talk Radio in.
1:45:09
Speaker 3: The past two weeks.
1:45:10
Speaker 1: Can I guess what it is?
1:45:11
Speaker 5: Oh, go ahead.
1:45:12
Speaker 3: Bang a timeout? That's not it. Pass pro.
1:45:16
Speaker 1: Pass pro.
1:45:16
Speaker 3: What does that mean? It's simple. It's just pass protection.
1:45:19
Speaker 9: Oh, he's got a good rating on pass, like this
1:45:21
Speaker 9: running back who's good on pass pro. But I started
1:45:24
Speaker 9: hearing it everywhere. Everyone's saying it all the time.
1:45:27
Speaker 1: Look at how much time they're saving, though.
1:45:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. They were big on RPO for a while.
1:45:32
Speaker 3: Run past option, yeah. Yeah, they were big on RPO.
1:45:35
Speaker 3: And then, was it last season or maybe the season before? Man,
1:45:39
Speaker 3: one person said it, and then every person was using it.
1:45:44
Speaker 1: Bang a timeout.
1:45:45
Speaker 4: Right.
1:45:45
Speaker 3: I've got to bang a timeout. I've been banging that timeout.
1:45:49
Speaker 9: It's low on my... Because, again, my whole problem with
1:45:51
Speaker 9: slang is when we have three, four, five different... words
1:45:53
Speaker 9: to describe something. And then suddenly we create a new
1:45:56
Speaker 9: word and then everyone has to say it all the time.
1:45:59
Speaker 3: But now it's much better.
1:46:00
Speaker 9: The worst one, and they've gone away from it, It's Tutty.
1:46:06
Speaker 3: Oh, did I say that one? For touchdown. I like Tut.
1:46:09
Speaker 1: Tutty?
1:46:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, put a Tut on the board.
1:46:11
Speaker 5: I do have two questions. Well, just one and then
1:46:13
Speaker 5: maybe a follow-up.
1:46:14
Speaker 1: Tutty.
1:46:15
Speaker 5: Are you actually watching the games or you just get
1:46:18
Speaker 5: little clips?
1:46:18
Speaker 9: This is only Sports Talk Radio on the weekends.
1:46:20
Speaker 6: Okay.
1:46:21
Speaker 3: I don't watch any of the games. You don't watch
1:46:22
Speaker 3: any of the games?
1:46:23
Speaker 1: Okay.
1:46:23
Speaker 5: Because my follow-up question is, if you did watch a game,
1:46:26
Speaker 5: are you consuming it by yourself or are you with
1:46:28
Speaker 5: other people?
1:46:28
Speaker 3: Well, he's not watching them. He's just listening to sports
1:46:30
Speaker 3: talk radio.
1:46:31
Speaker 11: Right.
1:46:31
Speaker 5: I understand.
1:46:32
Speaker 3: But if you did, let's say for the sake of argument,
1:46:34
Speaker 3: you were going to watch a game. I would sit down.
1:46:36
Speaker 3: I have not done that in forever.
1:46:37
Speaker 9: Uh, is this solo or are you, I would not
1:46:42
Speaker 9: be sitting at a bar or something or a house
1:46:44
Speaker 9: or something. It wouldn't, I wouldn't sit down in my,
1:46:46
Speaker 9: in my home and like, all right, we're clearing out
1:46:48
Speaker 9: some space.
1:46:48
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:46:49
Speaker 5: Because you know a lot about the games. I just
1:46:52
Speaker 5: thought you'd be watching them or something.
1:46:53
Speaker 3: Well, he's listening to sports talk radio. As I'm driving
1:46:56
Speaker 3: around doing other stuff.
1:46:58
Speaker 1: That's a venue where they do latch on to certain
1:47:00
Speaker 1: terms and words.
1:47:02
Speaker 4: Right.
1:47:02
Speaker 1: Just keep doing it.
1:47:03
Speaker 3: Here's your clue.
1:47:04
Speaker 9: All sports talk radio people, you know a slang is
1:47:07
Speaker 9: overplayed and tired when Colin Cowherd starts saying it. Because
1:47:10
Speaker 9: when the old guy who's out of touch starts saying Natty,
1:47:13
Speaker 9: he's like, ugh.
1:47:15
Speaker 3: It's done. It's done for national championship, by the way.
1:47:19
Speaker 3: I haven't heard that one yet. You haven't heard that one? No,
1:47:22
Speaker 3: I haven't heard that one yet.
1:47:23
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
1:47:24
Speaker 3: I think that one came and went already. Thank God. See,
1:47:25
Speaker 3: I'm watching a lot of sports. I'm not listening to
1:47:28
Speaker 3: a lot of sports talk because I have my own
1:47:31
Speaker 3: issue with sports talk where everybody yells.
1:47:34
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:47:35
Speaker 3: You know, and they all have the cute nicknames for
1:47:38
Speaker 3: each other. You know, Greggy.
1:47:41
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:47:41
Speaker 5: Like, yeah.
1:47:42
Speaker 3: Or whatever. You know, they take the name and it's
1:47:44
Speaker 3: like just some, you know, locker room kind of.
1:47:47
Speaker 7: Keep an open mind here.
1:47:49
Speaker 14: Would you say it's fair to equate, like, them with, like,
1:47:53
Speaker 14: The View?
1:47:54
Speaker 3: It's too loud. Everybody's talking. They have cutesy nicknames. The
1:47:57
Speaker 3: TV ones are, yes. Radio, no. But TV, yes. I
1:48:01
Speaker 3: think radio is just as guilty. Other than, like, the stand-alone,
1:48:04
Speaker 3: the Colin Cowards, right? Or the guy who I enjoy
1:48:07
Speaker 3: listening to is Mark Madden. Mark Madden, but he's a
1:48:10
Speaker 3: Pittsburgh guy talking Pittsburgh sports. And he's solo, too. Yeah,
1:48:13
Speaker 3: and he's a one-man band. He's got his producer, Tom,
1:48:16
Speaker 3: who chimes in on stuff. But, like, most part, it's
1:48:19
Speaker 3: just him, and he does a great job of the
1:48:21
Speaker 3: storytelling and getting to his point and painting a picture
1:48:24
Speaker 3: and all that kind of stuff. It's when you have,
1:48:26
Speaker 3: you know.
1:48:26
Speaker 7: Like the round table.
1:48:28
Speaker 3: Right. And that's more Stephen A. Smith and ESPN.
1:48:30
Speaker 9: But, like, if you're just listening to, like, Fox Sports Radio,
1:48:32
Speaker 9: which has a... I know they're our company, but they
1:48:34
Speaker 9: are a superior radio broadcast company. It's two or three guys.
1:48:38
Speaker 9: Dan Patrick is great.
1:48:40
Speaker 3: He's good. I like Dan Patrick. He's the smoothest, calmest
1:48:43
Speaker 3: dude you've ever heard. They gave him a nice, cool studio.
1:48:44
Speaker 3: They eventually built that one out for him.
1:48:48
Speaker 9: Dan Patrick's great. A lot of the afternoon and evening
1:48:50
Speaker 9: guys are really good over there.
1:48:51
Speaker 5: The way I keep up on sports is just the
1:48:54
Speaker 5: Apple Sports app, dude. It is so awesome. It breaks
1:48:58
Speaker 5: everything down super quick.
1:49:01
Speaker 3: Real time. It's super clean. 818 has a question. Just curious.
1:49:04
Speaker 3: As much as Seabass bitches and complains to HR about
1:49:06
Speaker 3: everybody else, has anyone reported him yet for creating a
1:49:09
Speaker 3: stressful or hostile work environment? Good question.
1:49:13
Speaker 9: Everything I'm complaining about are things that create problems for
1:49:17
Speaker 9: other people. I'm not going out and sexually molesting Greg
1:49:21
Speaker 9: or anything.
1:49:24
Speaker 3: He's bummed.
1:49:25
Speaker 9: Everything I do, like the pet policy and people being
1:49:28
Speaker 9: noisy and people... Leaving crap everywhere is people negatively affecting
1:49:33
Speaker 9: the other folks around us. On top of that, I'm
1:49:35
Speaker 9: doing things for people, like bringing food in.
1:49:37
Speaker 1: Tampons.
1:49:38
Speaker 3: Bringing tampons for the ladies. Actually, there was one.
1:49:41
Speaker 9: Who does 90% of the kitchen cleaning?
1:49:43
Speaker 1: Me.
1:49:43
Speaker 3: There is one, and it was about something that you
1:49:45
Speaker 3: left in the kitchen as a, quote, prank or a joke. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
1:49:48
Speaker 3: That one ended up going to a.
1:49:50
Speaker 9: That got elevated. That was a mug that had a
1:49:53
Speaker 9: very funny phrase on it.
1:49:54
Speaker 1: It was beyond funny.
1:49:56
Speaker 3: Was it not hilarious?
1:49:57
Speaker 1: Nuclear hilarious.
1:49:59
Speaker 3: Nothing ever happened from that.
1:50:00
Speaker 9: Yes, well, thankfully, I'm on good... I'm very... I'm actually
1:50:03
Speaker 9: on good personal terms with that person.
1:50:05
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:50:05
Speaker 3: I don't think he would have been. Cheers and jeers.
1:50:09
Speaker 1: Sammy.
1:50:10
Speaker 17: So my cheers is to not doing anything productive.
1:50:18
Speaker 16: I struggle with that.
1:50:18
Speaker 3: Because I talk about the work. Are you talking about
1:50:20
Speaker 3: your personal life? Personal life.
1:50:22
Speaker 13: So because I struggle with not doing anything. And so
1:50:25
Speaker 13: I always have to be. cleaning or you know doing
1:50:28
Speaker 13: dishes or something's going on and I need to go
1:50:30
Speaker 13: to the grocery store I need to do this and
1:50:32
Speaker 13: I just decided I'm not I'm not I'm tired and
1:50:35
Speaker 13: I don't want to and but I feel like guilty
1:50:39
Speaker 13: and especially living with another person I feel super guilty
1:50:42
Speaker 13: because then I'm just making a mess and I'm not
1:50:43
Speaker 13: cleaning up and whatever And I did it.
1:50:46
Speaker 16: I just went, I'm not going to do anything. And
1:50:50
Speaker 16: he was like, that's fine. You don't have to. And
1:50:51
Speaker 16: then he still did everything.
1:50:52
Speaker 3: He still cooked and cleaned everything. He's already in control.
1:50:55
Speaker 3: Isn't that cool?
1:50:56
Speaker 13: Right.
1:50:56
Speaker 1: But if one of you is being lazy, you kind
1:50:58
Speaker 1: of feel like a loser.
1:50:59
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:51:00
Speaker 8: Yeah.
1:51:00
Speaker 16: But it was great.
1:51:02
Speaker 13: I've never done that before because I feel super guilty
1:51:05
Speaker 13: and I did it and it worked and I loved
1:51:07
Speaker 13: it and I'm going to.
1:51:09
Speaker 16: That's not going to be my last time.
1:51:10
Speaker 5: Because you keep your host in check, right?
1:51:13
Speaker 3: Well, the deeper into a relationship you get, that's the trend.
1:51:17
Speaker 2: You relax.
1:51:17
Speaker 3: It trends to less productive. Just over time. Jeers.
1:51:22
Speaker 1: It becomes addictive.
1:51:22
Speaker 17: And my jeers is to the movie Digger.
1:51:27
Speaker 3: Oh, no. Do tell.
1:51:29
Speaker 9: I've heard only bad things.
1:51:30
Speaker 16: So I saw it this weekend.
1:51:33
Speaker 13: And I would say that the major problem with this
1:51:36
Speaker 13: movie is that the trailer is a complete misrepresentation of
1:51:41
Speaker 13: what this movie is. So it's not an action movie
1:51:44
Speaker 13: in any way. You really get, I mean, in my opinion,
1:51:48
Speaker 13: I didn't look up too much about it, but I
1:51:49
Speaker 13: did watch the trailer, blindsided on what it actually is.
1:51:52
Speaker 13: I mean, can I give some spoilers or are you
1:51:54
Speaker 13: guys all going to run out and see it?
1:51:57
Speaker 3: I don't know if many people are going to go
1:51:59
Speaker 3: see it.
1:51:59
Speaker 5: I wanted to see it, but I think I'll just
1:52:01
Speaker 5: wait for streaming.
1:52:02
Speaker 9: My impression is it's a black comedy starring Tom Cruise
1:52:04
Speaker 9: as some old character.
1:52:07
Speaker 13: No, I mean, it's being billed as a disaster movie,
1:52:11
Speaker 13: which I guess technically it is. But the movie is
1:52:15
Speaker 13: making a play about a disaster that happened. So you
1:52:18
Speaker 13: think that what it's going to be is this disaster movie.
1:52:20
Speaker 13: You're going to see something happen. And then all of
1:52:22
Speaker 13: a sudden it like, you see the producer coming out
1:52:25
Speaker 13: and all this stuff and scenes moving away and you
1:52:27
Speaker 13: realize like, oh, they're making a play.
1:52:30
Speaker 16: So now there's this different aspect to it and it's
1:52:32
Speaker 16: not a disaster movie. It's not an action movie.
1:52:36
Speaker 3: It's a quirky retelling of a story.
1:52:38
Speaker 16: Yeah, kind of.
1:52:39
Speaker 13: Yes, that's what it is. Of a disaster that happened
1:52:42
Speaker 13: in this world, right?
1:52:44
Speaker 5: Oh, dude, if I got tricked in seeing a movie
1:52:46
Speaker 5: about a plane.
1:52:48
Speaker 3: I'll be so pissed. You'd be big mad. I'll be
1:52:52
Speaker 3: so big mad.
1:52:54
Speaker 1: Do they reveal that at the very, very, very end?
1:52:57
Speaker 16: No, it's at the beginning.
1:52:59
Speaker 13: It starts going back and forth between worlds because then
1:53:01
Speaker 13: you start going, now they're acting again and they're in
1:53:02
Speaker 13: the scene.
1:53:03
Speaker 16: About what this disaster that happened.
1:53:05
Speaker 3: In their world is.
1:53:07
Speaker 13: And then all of a sudden it's back to their
1:53:10
Speaker 13: theater set.
1:53:11
Speaker 3: Most people won't walk out because it sounds like most
1:53:14
Speaker 3: people aren't even walking in. Yeah. The numbers are so bad.
1:53:17
Speaker 5: That sounds terrible.
1:53:19
Speaker 3: The word of mouth is all bad.
1:53:20
Speaker 9: They spent way more than hundreds of millions of dollars.
1:53:22
Speaker 3: 125 million to make it, another 100 million to market it.
1:53:27
Speaker 5: If it was a legit disaster movie, I would love
1:53:30
Speaker 5: to see it.
1:53:31
Speaker 16: Yeah, that's what I thought I was walking into. And
1:53:33
Speaker 16: that being said.
1:53:34
Speaker 1: I'd be so let down.
1:53:35
Speaker 13: Anyone who's saying the performances are terrible and all this
1:53:38
Speaker 13: other stuff isn't correct.
1:53:39
Speaker 16: It's not bad acting.
1:53:41
Speaker 13: It's not even, I mean, even the concept of what
1:53:43
Speaker 13: they're trying to say and get across, I think is
1:53:46
Speaker 13: an interesting idea. That being said, I was pissed. I
1:53:50
Speaker 13: didn't know really what I was walking into. I wasn't
1:53:53
Speaker 13: in the mood for something like that of what it
1:53:55
Speaker 13: ended up being. And you find yourself at some points,
1:53:58
Speaker 13: just not caring again, because.
1:54:01
Speaker 3: You know, it's not real and you're already, yeah.
1:54:02
Speaker 13: And you're already watching this movie that like, You wanted
1:54:05
Speaker 13: to care about and then got blindsided.
1:54:07
Speaker 3: And now you're like, oh, OK.
1:54:09
Speaker 17: So that being said, I do have the AMC movie pass.
1:54:12
Speaker 3: No big deal.
1:54:13
Speaker 13: And so so I can see whatever movies and go
1:54:17
Speaker 13: to the theater.
1:54:18
Speaker 3: You have to waste money on money for a sitter.
1:54:21
Speaker 13: But if I would have bought a ticket specifically for
1:54:24
Speaker 13: this movie, and by the way, I did want to
1:54:26
Speaker 13: see it.
1:54:27
Speaker 16: I would have been so pissed.
1:54:28
Speaker 13: I would have been so mad. If you want to
1:54:29
Speaker 13: watch it at home, watch it. And then if you
1:54:31
Speaker 13: feel like pausing it and turning it off, that's fine.
1:54:33
Speaker 3: The concepts aren't bad.
1:54:34
Speaker 16: The acting's not bad.
1:54:35
Speaker 3: Or is it like a three or a four? Like
1:54:38
Speaker 3: it's three.
1:54:39
Speaker 13: I wouldn't give it a zero because I think the
1:54:41
Speaker 13: ideas of what it is are interesting. But at the
1:54:44
Speaker 13: same time, you could also walk away at a certain.
1:54:46
Speaker 16: Point and go, oh, I get it. And that was interesting.
1:54:49
Speaker 1: That's it, Craig.
1:54:50
Speaker 3: Now we're not going to the movies.
1:54:51
Speaker 1: We're not going to do it. The fact that they
1:54:53
Speaker 1: revealed it earlier in the movie... That's so stupid. Like,
1:54:57
Speaker 1: make that the big end.
1:54:58
Speaker 17: No, there's a whole, because it's a whole side storyline.
1:55:01
Speaker 7: Because the whole movie has to go back and forth.
1:55:03
Speaker 16: Yeah, that side storyline.
1:55:04
Speaker 17: Though, like, just didn't end up even being necessary either.
1:55:08
Speaker 3: So, I don't know. We just saved you a couple bucks.
1:55:11
Speaker 3: You can at least wait until you can watch it
1:55:12
Speaker 3: at home or on one of the 8 billion streaming
1:55:16
Speaker 3: apps that you pay for. You can watch it there. 877-44-40.
1:55:20
Speaker 3: That is the nice thing about how that business works now.
1:55:24
Speaker 3: As a kid, when it was in the theaters, it
1:55:26
Speaker 3: was like a year before you would see it on VHS. Oh, yeah.
1:55:31
Speaker 3: Or until you could watch it at home or until
1:55:32
Speaker 3: it was on HBO because it would be on VHS first.
1:55:36
Speaker 5: Yep.
1:55:37
Speaker 3: And then it was another six months or so, a
1:55:39
Speaker 3: year before it would show up on an HBO.
1:55:42
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
1:55:42
Speaker 3: Now, it's almost simultaneous.
1:55:44
Speaker 1: Within a week or two.
1:55:45
Speaker 3: That the movies are in theaters, and then they get
1:55:48
Speaker 3: real quick to streaming.
1:55:49
Speaker 2: Yep.
1:55:50
Speaker 3: Which is nice.
1:55:50
Speaker 9: And that's where these stupid art movies belong. Like, Bugonyu
1:55:53
Speaker 9: was like that, where it's like, okay, it's a stupid
1:55:55
Speaker 9: little weird concept movie.
1:55:56
Speaker 3: Don't make me go to the theater.
1:55:57
Speaker 2: Right.
1:55:58
Speaker 3: Let me watch it at home. Let me be bored
1:56:00
Speaker 3: at home.
1:56:00
Speaker 15: Yeah.
1:56:02
Speaker 2: Woody, Woody, Woody Show.
1:56:07
Speaker 3: Story in the news about this toddler... In Michigan, who
1:56:14
Speaker 3: pulled a loaded, holstered pistol out of his backpack at daycare.
1:56:18
Speaker 2: What?
1:56:19
Speaker 3: And just started waving it around.
1:56:21
Speaker 7: How did that happen?
1:56:22
Speaker 3: A teacher grabbed it fast enough so nobody got hurt.
1:56:25
Speaker 3: One of the kid's parents is a police officer, but
1:56:27
Speaker 3: according to the police, this wasn't their service weapon. This
1:56:33
Speaker 3: was just some other gun they had in the house.
1:56:34
Speaker 3: But the other parent is the one who got arrested.
1:56:39
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you've got to keep the job of the
1:56:40
Speaker 5: other parent. You're going to have to take the fall
1:56:43
Speaker 5: on that one.
1:56:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, is it the one who brought the kid to school?
1:56:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:56:46
Speaker 3: Anyway, but now facing charges.
1:56:49
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
1:56:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:56:50
Speaker 3: Show and tell, dude.
1:56:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, check this out.
1:56:52
Speaker 3: Show and tell. I did see a video they were
1:56:56
Speaker 3: just talking to. It was like a compilation of just
1:56:59
Speaker 3: a bunch of stories where– It was the kids in
1:57:02
Speaker 3: the house. I'm trying to see if I can find
1:57:04
Speaker 3: the video. You know what sucks about Instagram? You go
1:57:06
Speaker 3: into your watch history. Not everything shows up there.
1:57:10
Speaker 2: Oh, really?
1:57:10
Speaker 7: I've never even looked.
1:57:12
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:57:12
Speaker 5: I've never looked. Anything that I really like, I just
1:57:14
Speaker 5: hit save.
1:57:15
Speaker 3: Yes. But sometimes, and you ever have that happen where, like,
1:57:18
Speaker 3: before you even get a chance to do that, all
1:57:20
Speaker 3: of a sudden, it just skips.
1:57:21
Speaker 5: It refreshes.
1:57:22
Speaker 11: Yes.
1:57:23
Speaker 3: And goes, like, all the way.
1:57:24
Speaker 1: To the top.
1:57:24
Speaker 15: No, no, no, no, no, no.
1:57:25
Speaker 3: I guess I didn't really want to see that. Now
1:57:27
Speaker 3: it's just gone. Man, I hate that.
1:57:29
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
1:57:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for whatever reason, in watch history, it doesn't
1:57:33
Speaker 3: show you everything that you watch. There was this one
1:57:36
Speaker 3: video where it was just interviews with kids who were
1:57:41
Speaker 3: in the house when somebody broke in and they shot them. What?
1:57:45
Speaker 13: Really?
1:57:45
Speaker 3: It was a total that's what's up montage.
1:57:48
Speaker 2: Damn. Lucky.
1:57:50
Speaker 3: And these kids, like daughters and stuff, were like, yeah,
1:57:52
Speaker 3: it came through the door and so. I shot him.
1:57:56
Speaker 3: And the dad's like, yep, this is hopefully you never
1:57:59
Speaker 3: have to know, you know, how to do this.
1:58:01
Speaker 7: But glad that.
1:58:04
Speaker 3: We had we had showed her what to do there.
1:58:07
Speaker 1: I didn't think there'd be enough examples to compile it.
1:58:09
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:58:10
Speaker 3: And there was it was just the way that because
1:58:12
Speaker 3: she was just smirking yeah yeah and i i shot
1:58:15
Speaker 3: him and then the next time i was like uh
1:58:17
Speaker 3: the intruder made it about 50 feet from the house
1:58:19
Speaker 3: where they then clapped and.
1:58:20
Speaker 5: Died now i think yes that is awesome but i'm
1:58:24
Speaker 5: already reading sammy's mind and What about the trauma that
1:58:28
Speaker 5: the kid has.
1:58:28
Speaker 3: To go through? Oh, this girl seemed pretty psyched about
1:58:30
Speaker 3: the whole thing. She's a hero.
1:58:32
Speaker 2: Watch, watch, watch.
1:58:33
Speaker 13: No, with the way that Woody's describing it, I think
1:58:36
Speaker 13: she was thinking, like, no way did this actually happen,
1:58:39
Speaker 13: like that I was prepared to do this and did it,
1:58:41
Speaker 13: and that's what happened.
1:58:42
Speaker 16: I don't think she's going to look.
1:58:43
Speaker 17: Back and be traumatized by it, honestly.
1:58:45
Speaker 4: No.
1:58:45
Speaker 3: How?
1:58:46
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:58:46
Speaker 16: Because she was protecting herself.
1:58:48
Speaker 3: Yeah, she loved it.
1:58:49
Speaker 1: Me personally, if I was in those shoes, would I
1:58:53
Speaker 1: also do the same thing? Yes.
1:58:54
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:58:55
Speaker 1: But would I be traumatized? You bet.
1:58:57
Speaker 3: Really?
1:58:58
Speaker 1: It would haunt me.
1:58:59
Speaker 3: Hey, dog, you came for it.
1:59:01
Speaker 1: I agree with that.
1:59:02
Speaker 16: And how old was she?
1:59:03
Speaker 3: Oh, this girl was, I don't know, like my daughter's age,
1:59:06
Speaker 3: like 13. Oh, nice.
1:59:07
Speaker 2: 14.
1:59:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
1:59:10
Speaker 1: So she enjoyed it.
1:59:11
Speaker 3: She loved it. She's a murderer.
1:59:13
Speaker 1: And saved the family.
1:59:14
Speaker 3: I mean, saved the family.
1:59:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a protector.
1:59:16
Speaker 7: She's a hero.
1:59:17
Speaker 3: This one kid, God, he was like your stepson's age.
1:59:20
Speaker 13: Oh.
1:59:20
Speaker 3: Maybe 10. Oh, my God. Or 11. And this person
1:59:23
Speaker 3: came in. And then he responded like he grabbed a
1:59:28
Speaker 3: machete and then ran after the guy and got him
1:59:32
Speaker 3: over the back of the skull with the machete.
1:59:34
Speaker 7: That's like bone tomahawk.
1:59:36
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
1:59:37
Speaker 5: That would suck though. That would be totally me because
1:59:41
Speaker 5: I've gone.
1:59:41
Speaker 3: Good boy.
1:59:43
Speaker 5: Drunk into the wrong house and apartment.
1:59:46
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:59:46
Speaker 5: And then I run into one of these kids.
1:59:47
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:59:48
Speaker 3: These were people that were there for no good.
1:59:50
Speaker 18: Yeah.
1:59:51
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:59:52
Speaker 3: Um, Jeff, have you been here for a round of
1:59:54
Speaker 3: judge my baby yet?
1:59:56
Speaker 1: No, I have not.
1:59:56
Speaker 5: And I'm excited when I saw that on the schedule.
1:59:59
Speaker 12: Well, cause there are so many fugly babies out there.
2:00:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:00:02
Speaker 3: So, uh, ladies and gentlemen, if you go to our
2:00:05
Speaker 3: Instagram at the Woody show on Instagram, you could see
2:00:09
Speaker 3: this latest for judge my baby. And again, this is
2:00:13
Speaker 3: backed by popular demand because we believe that parents should
2:00:17
Speaker 3: know the truth about if their baby is cute or not,
2:00:20
Speaker 3: because there are too many parents that are just willingly
2:00:23
Speaker 3: and without even a request are just so quick to
2:00:26
Speaker 3: whip out those photos and make other people look at
2:00:29
Speaker 3: pictures of their kid. Don't you want to know if
2:00:31
Speaker 3: the majority of the people think that you are onto
2:00:35
Speaker 3: something like, oh yeah, this is a cute kid. Or
2:00:37
Speaker 3: maybe you're delusional because you're a parent. Yeah. It's your kid.
2:00:41
Speaker 3: Of course you're going to think the kid's cute.
2:00:42
Speaker 1: As you should.
2:00:42
Speaker 14: This is like going through life, smiling at everybody with
2:00:45
Speaker 14: something in your teeth.
2:00:46
Speaker 7: You'd want to know.
2:00:46
Speaker 3: You're putting people in a weird, awkward position if you're
2:00:49
Speaker 3: showing them pictures of some kid that are like, ooh, God.
2:00:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:00:51
Speaker 5: By the way, all kids are ugly until they're like
2:00:53
Speaker 5: six or eight months old anyways.
2:00:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:00:54
Speaker 5: So don't come at me if it's pre-eight months.
2:00:58
Speaker 3: So today- I like to think different. It's our listener, Becca,
2:01:02
Speaker 3: who sent us an email and she said that she
2:01:03
Speaker 3: had her first son in March. His name is Bo Hunter.
2:01:06
Speaker 3: It is a hunting reference.
2:01:08
Speaker 1: That is true.
2:01:09
Speaker 3: Says he's a good boy, but also a big boy.
2:01:12
Speaker 3: He was born at seven and a half pounds. Bo
2:01:14
Speaker 3: is five months old and now 20 pounds.
2:01:17
Speaker 1: Let's go.
2:01:17
Speaker 3: He's wearing 18 month old size and clothes. Wow. What
2:01:20
Speaker 3: do you guys think of Bo? And so I posted
2:01:23
Speaker 3: the pictures that Becca sent to us. They're on our Instagram.
2:01:27
Speaker 3: And what we need you to do, and you have
2:01:30
Speaker 3: the next couple of days, you go to our Instagram,
2:01:33
Speaker 3: you take a look, and then you leave your most
2:01:35
Speaker 3: honest feedback in the comments along with a rating on
2:01:39
Speaker 3: a scale of 1, meaning rough, 10 would be adorbs. Like, oh,
2:01:43
Speaker 3: how adorbs.
2:01:43
Speaker 1: Like, I want that kid.
2:01:45
Speaker 3: Yeah. A baby scale of 1 to 10. Is this
2:01:48
Speaker 3: a cute kid or not? Becca's looking for the feedback.
2:01:51
Speaker 3: Let's give her. She's a good Woody Show listener. Let's
2:01:54
Speaker 3: give her the honest feedback that she needs. is looking for.
2:01:56
Speaker 4: Right.
2:01:57
Speaker 3: This kid, like if Larry the Cable Guy was a baby. Yeah. Right?
2:02:01
Speaker 3: I mean, that is destroyed, man. This kid's a chunk.
2:02:05
Speaker 3: He's got a, he's got like a tattoo in one
2:02:07
Speaker 3: of the pictures. Got a real spare tire. I actually
2:02:10
Speaker 3: like that picture. He's cute in that picture.
2:02:12
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:02:12
Speaker 8: All right.
2:02:12
Speaker 3: Don't lead the audience.
2:02:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:02:14
Speaker 5: All right.
2:02:15
Speaker 3: So take a, take a look and then in a
2:02:18
Speaker 3: couple of days we'll, we'll go through some of the
2:02:19
Speaker 3: feedback and then we'll tally it all up and then
2:02:22
Speaker 3: we'll give her, we'll give her some honest feedback.
2:02:24
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2:02:25
Speaker 3: Oh, my. It's the new Judge My Baby. Now posted.
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Speaker 1: Jeff, when your sons were born and they were one
2:02:37
Speaker 1: day old, did you think, ugh?
2:02:39
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:02:40
Speaker 1: I bet.
2:02:40
Speaker 5: I mean, it just took time. They were inside.
2:02:43
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
2:02:44
Speaker 3: They had to get out and explore the world.
2:02:46
Speaker 5: They had to come out all red and banged up.
2:02:50
Speaker 11: Yeah.
2:02:51
Speaker 5: You know, it takes time.
2:02:53
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2:02:58
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2:03:07
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2:03:15
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2:03:20
Speaker 1: All right.
2:03:23
Speaker 3: So I'm... Curious to get everybody's take on this. This
2:03:26
Speaker 3: was a story that I saw over the weekend. The
2:03:33
Speaker 3: Portland Trailblazers, they fired their brand new television play-by-play broadcaster.
2:03:38
Speaker 3: His name is Braden Bell. There you go, Greg.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Braden.
2:03:43
Speaker 3: They fired this guy.
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Speaker 2: On day one?
2:03:46
Speaker 3: Hours after they announced his hire.
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Speaker 7: Oh, no.
2:03:49
Speaker 3: Oh, I know what it is.
2:03:50
Speaker 5: I don't know the story, but I can tell you
2:03:54
Speaker 5: instantly what it could be.
2:03:55
Speaker 3: What?
2:03:57
Speaker 5: He got announced and then everyone just started digging into
2:03:59
Speaker 5: social media probably and found something.
2:04:03
Speaker 3: Yeah. So after someone found some of his posts on
2:04:06
Speaker 3: X that featured misogynistic and racist comments.
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Speaker 1: Oh, Braden.
2:04:11
Speaker 3: Racial. Here's the thing. He's 29 years old. These posts
2:04:16
Speaker 3: were from 2012 and 2013. He was 15 years old.
2:04:18
Speaker 5: Okay.
2:04:18
Speaker 3: He was a kid. The Trailblazers, they released a statement saying, quote,
2:04:25
Speaker 3: social media posts made by our recently announced play-by-play broadcaster
2:04:28
Speaker 3: are in clear violation of team and league policies, as
2:04:31
Speaker 3: well as our values and expectations. Do they have a
2:04:34
Speaker 3: time travel? Yeah. Working for the event? We will not
2:04:38
Speaker 3: be moving forward with this broadcaster. Now, according to the article,
2:04:40
Speaker 3: the post contained comments about, quote, Asian people and used
2:04:44
Speaker 3: the terms slut. and whores to refer to women.
2:04:47
Speaker 1: Right.
2:04:48
Speaker 3: Again, that's not racist. That's racial. Let me give you
2:04:51
Speaker 3: an example. Well, here's what he said. On December 9th, 2012,
2:04:54
Speaker 3: he posted, quote, I'm not a racist at all, but
2:05:00
Speaker 3: not gonna lie, Asian people piss me off.
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Speaker 4: Ha ha.
2:05:04
Speaker 3: Hashtag honest. Okay. Hot take. But he stated that he
2:05:09
Speaker 3: wasn't racist. No, thank you. 15.
2:05:11
Speaker 1: Spelled it out.
2:05:11
Speaker 2: Okay.
2:05:12
Speaker 3: And here's one they pointed out from February 13th, of
2:05:17
Speaker 3: 2013 quote, we got a slut alert on aisle 10.
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Speaker 9: That could have been Greg.
2:05:25
Speaker 2: Okay.
2:05:25
Speaker 3: That's not a negative thing either. I could see.
2:05:29
Speaker 8: Here.
2:05:29
Speaker 3: Here's my, here's my thing. I could see if he
2:05:32
Speaker 3: posts this like a week when he, yeah, we had
2:05:36
Speaker 3: the job, you know, and it was in violation of
2:05:39
Speaker 3: whatever he was 15 dude. And every, I want everybody
2:05:43
Speaker 3: just to, you don't have to say anything. just close
2:05:46
Speaker 3: your eyes and try to remember back to when you
2:05:49
Speaker 3: were 15 or 13 or whatever. Would you have a
2:05:53
Speaker 3: job today if everything you did in that time of
2:05:57
Speaker 3: your life was under the microscope the way that this is? Documented. Now,
2:06:02
Speaker 3: forget what he said just for one second. Let's just
2:06:05
Speaker 3: take it like, again, how far back are we getting
2:06:07
Speaker 3: in the time machine and going to where we're holding
2:06:10
Speaker 3: people accountable for a post? Now, that said, He should
2:06:16
Speaker 3: have been smart enough to scrub all the social media.
2:06:20
Speaker 3: There are plenty of third-party apps and things that you
2:06:25
Speaker 3: could do, websites that you can go to. And it
2:06:28
Speaker 3: will go through your entire, because that's how a lot
2:06:31
Speaker 3: of people are talking about, you know, hiring managers and stuff,
2:06:34
Speaker 3: going and looking and trying to find things that could
2:06:36
Speaker 3: be problematic in the whole hiring process and things that
2:06:40
Speaker 3: you have on your social media and blah, blah, blah, blah,
2:06:42
Speaker 3: that will keep you from getting this job. These companies,
2:06:45
Speaker 3: these websites will go through and scrub and look for
2:06:48
Speaker 3: things and point them out to you and go, all right,
2:06:50
Speaker 3: here are the things that we've identified that could be
2:06:52
Speaker 3: a problem. And you can just right there, you hit delete.
2:06:56
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a pro tip to anybody. If it's
2:06:59
Speaker 5: going to get announced you have a high profile job,
2:07:01
Speaker 5: you immediately need to go through.
2:07:03
Speaker 3: Your social media. Delete about the sluts? Yes or no?
2:07:06
Speaker 3: You know what?
2:07:07
Speaker 5: I'll give him a bigger pro tip. He's talking about
2:07:10
Speaker 5: hiring all these companies and all this stuff. With these
2:07:12
Speaker 5: new AI agents, they'll do it for you 24-7 and
2:07:16
Speaker 5: a better job.
2:07:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, you probably don't have to pay anybody. Yeah. Yeah,
2:07:19
Speaker 3: Grokbot or Claudebot.
2:07:20
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just go type in, hey, search everything that
2:07:23
Speaker 5: involves my name, anything that could be negative, blah, blah,
2:07:26
Speaker 5: and then figure out how I can get this removed.
2:07:28
Speaker 3: Because remember, you know, when people were talking about different
2:07:31
Speaker 3: TV shows, like, oh, man, they couldn't do that. They
2:07:33
Speaker 3: couldn't have All in the Family today, or they couldn't
2:07:36
Speaker 3: air In Living Color today.
2:07:38
Speaker 5: Yeah.
2:07:40
Speaker 9: I've been meaning to tell you this for a while, Woody.
2:07:42
Speaker 9: You need to watch Tires on Netflix.
2:07:44
Speaker 3: That is a Woody show. I love Shane Gillis.
2:07:48
Speaker 7: And Steve Carell even says we couldn't air The Office today.
2:07:51
Speaker 3: We couldn't start it over. Everyone loves saying that. They
2:07:54
Speaker 3: do love saying that.
2:07:56
Speaker 7: Well, the second episode, you should give it a watch.
2:07:57
Speaker 3: It's not that you couldn't. It wouldn't be a success.
2:08:00
Speaker 3: wouldn't because they don't want to deal with the companies,
2:08:05
Speaker 3: the network, whoever, doesn't want to deal with the you know,
2:08:09
Speaker 3: the online whatever that comes with it.
2:08:11
Speaker 5: I say ad-supported content, like you're saying like a TV network, yes.
2:08:15
Speaker 5: But like when you're talking about Netflix, which is not ad-supported.
2:08:18
Speaker 9: I mean, they try to keep Dave Chappelle from having
2:08:20
Speaker 9: specials on there. Netflix said, yeah, no, he can say
2:08:22
Speaker 9: whatever he wants.
2:08:22
Speaker 3: Look at Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah. Kill Tony is huge. No,
2:08:26
Speaker 3: you don't like it, CBass. But I mean, I like, again,
2:08:28
Speaker 3: he's a good roast comic.
2:08:29
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:08:30
Speaker 5: But if it's listener-supported or viewer-supported, then you're going to
2:08:34
Speaker 5: be okay.
2:08:35
Speaker 3: But, you know, how... what you used to be able
2:08:39
Speaker 3: to joke about or what you used to be able to,
2:08:41
Speaker 3: when he was 15, maybe nobody was batting an eye about,
2:08:45
Speaker 3: you know, sluts in aisle 10. I don't know. Dude,
2:08:48
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
2:08:49
Speaker 9: By the way, the follow-up to Asian people piss me
2:08:51
Speaker 9: off was no blacks either.
2:08:53
Speaker 3: Hashtag racist.
2:08:54
Speaker 2: Oh, wow.
2:08:56
Speaker 1: Okay.
2:08:57
Speaker 3: So, but again, this is what.
2:08:58
Speaker 9: Dumb teenagers do when they're trying to be edgers. They're
2:09:01
Speaker 9: pushing the boundaries.
2:09:01
Speaker 3: And yes, it's stupid.
2:09:02
Speaker 9: And yes, it's not appropriate for an active play-by-play announcer,
2:09:05
Speaker 9: but that's not what he was.
2:09:06
Speaker 2: Correct.
2:09:06
Speaker 3: Correct. So if anything, it's like, hey, man, we're going
2:09:10
Speaker 3: to have to get rid of your social media for
2:09:11
Speaker 3: a minute.
2:09:12
Speaker 5: Well, dude, now this sucks because this guy is so
2:09:14
Speaker 5: cooked on trying to go anywhere. He's so chopped.
2:09:19
Speaker 1: At the time, he was just following the law of
2:09:21
Speaker 1: posting his every thought.
2:09:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. Applaud him for that. I don't know if he's cooked.
2:09:27
Speaker 3: He's cooked from this job. And also of all. He's
2:09:30
Speaker 3: cooked for a while. Of all the cities. For him
2:09:34
Speaker 3: to be a part of, it's one of the most
2:09:36
Speaker 3: woke cities on earth, Portland, Oregon. He didn't have a chance.
2:09:40
Speaker 1: Right.
2:09:41
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a bad look.
2:09:43
Speaker 9: To me, this is a bigger failure on the Portland Trailblazers, though, man.
2:09:47
Speaker 9: It's because you'd think that before they announced everybody, they
2:09:50
Speaker 9: would go themselves through everything. Because you know the Trailblazers
2:09:53
Speaker 9: are doing this for every single player they hire.
2:09:55
Speaker 3: That is guaranteed.
2:09:57
Speaker 5: Well, they have John Moran.
2:09:58
Speaker 9: He loves guns and everything. He's got some active problems.
2:10:03
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what? That was another thing that people
2:10:04
Speaker 3: were pointing out because, of course, I went right to
2:10:06
Speaker 3: the comments on it to kind of see where people
2:10:08
Speaker 3: were at. Like, I'm kind of curious how people, and
2:10:10
Speaker 3: there were a lot of people defending this dude going,
2:10:11
Speaker 3: all right, man, he's 15 years old. You know, we
2:10:14
Speaker 3: hear about people or, you know, kids that do heinous crimes.
2:10:17
Speaker 3: They're like, well, he's a kid, so, you know, we're
2:10:20
Speaker 3: not going to be trying him as an adult. He's
2:10:22
Speaker 3: going to be this, that, the other thing. Not that
2:10:24
Speaker 3: there's any kind of, there's no consequence whatsoever, but it's like,
2:10:27
Speaker 3: It's not the same as an adult doing it. It's
2:10:29
Speaker 3: not the same as if he had posted this while
2:10:31
Speaker 3: he was already working for the trailblazers as a 29
2:10:34
Speaker 3: year old man.
2:10:35
Speaker 5: But CBass brings up a good point that we did
2:10:37
Speaker 5: not talk about.
2:10:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:10:38
Speaker 5: Like why are people so bad at vetting these days
2:10:41
Speaker 5: when there's so much access to like, I think I
2:10:44
Speaker 5: find problems before doing announcements.
2:10:46
Speaker 9: I think I've, I don't even got into this, but
2:10:48
Speaker 9: I mentioned recently that I was almost on the first
2:10:50
Speaker 9: season of traders and they did a full social media
2:10:53
Speaker 9: background scrub on me and they sent me a copy,
2:10:56
Speaker 9: which they have to do by law. And it was like, man,
2:10:58
Speaker 9: I said, anything, because I've made tons of jokes on
2:11:01
Speaker 9: Twitter and stuff that are obviously off color. And anything
2:11:06
Speaker 9: close to that, they would show me a copy of it,
2:11:08
Speaker 9: show me why it was flagged. And it wasn't, that's
2:11:10
Speaker 9: not why I didn't get on Traders.
2:11:11
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know.
2:11:13
Speaker 9: But like, I saw the stuff. And it was like
2:11:14
Speaker 9: a silly joke about this. But anything like that. And
2:11:17
Speaker 9: you'd think for a, you know, he's a play-by-play announcer,
2:11:19
Speaker 9: which quite frankly, no one cares about, but. It's an
2:11:21
Speaker 9: organization that's used to that stuff.
2:11:23
Speaker 3: He's right.
2:11:23
Speaker 13: It comes up in the background check, your social media
2:11:25
Speaker 13: posts and stuff. That happened to me when I went
2:11:27
Speaker 13: on the TV show Wipeout and I got back.
2:11:31
Speaker 17: I did like skeet shooting in Ireland.
2:11:34
Speaker 13: So I was shooting a shotgun on, on my social
2:11:37
Speaker 13: media and that was flagged and it was sent to
2:11:39
Speaker 13: me it didn't prevent me.
2:11:40
Speaker 16: From going on the show but that showed up in my.
2:11:42
Speaker 9: Background because anything that even like menace said anything that
2:11:44
Speaker 9: hints of any kind of weirdness at all controversy they
2:11:48
Speaker 9: know about and i don't know why they didn't do
2:11:49
Speaker 9: it on this guy yeah that's a major fail that'd
2:11:51
Speaker 9: be a fun report i'm sure you could do it
2:11:54
Speaker 9: for not too much money how much would it cost
2:11:55
Speaker 9: it's been yeah what's on all of our background i.
2:11:58
Speaker 5: Need it but like i'm saying i can do that
2:11:59
Speaker 5: right now i can probably find something on greg I guess.
2:12:02
Speaker 16: And this might be.
2:12:03
Speaker 3: Oh, well, Greg can't go on a reality show.
2:12:09
Speaker 13: This might be a silly question, but who are the
2:12:11
Speaker 13: people who the second someone gets.
2:12:13
Speaker 17: Hired digs 15 years deep into their social media just to.
2:12:18
Speaker 3: Well, they probably did the same thing. They probably took
2:12:20
Speaker 3: the account, ran it through one of these things.
2:12:23
Speaker 8: Right.
2:12:23
Speaker 2: But why?
2:12:25
Speaker 3: Because they're dicks. Have you not been out in the world?
2:12:27
Speaker 12: Do you ever leave the house?
2:12:31
Speaker 3: Do you not leave the house?
2:12:32
Speaker 5: They wanted that job.
2:12:33
Speaker 3: And that is their currency.
2:12:34
Speaker 9: Like the girl, I'm assuming, who found these posts.
2:12:38
Speaker 3: Wow, she's a feminist. She's a hero now. She's a hero.
2:12:41
Speaker 9: And her like, guess what I got? I got the
2:12:43
Speaker 9: new Portland Trailblazers announcer fired because he said some great stuff.
2:12:46
Speaker 3: Because he said, slut alert.
2:12:48
Speaker 5: And now they can do social media posts about it
2:12:51
Speaker 5: and get paid.
2:12:51
Speaker 3: And this is not okay. And he just should not
2:12:53
Speaker 3: have a job.
2:12:54
Speaker 7: By the way, that slut isn't even there anymore.
2:12:56
Speaker 3: Maybe she's not even a slut anymore.
2:12:57
Speaker 1: She may have changed. Who cares?
2:12:59
Speaker 4: Yeah.
2:13:00
Speaker 3: She's like a born-again virgin now.
2:13:01
Speaker 6: Yeah.
2:13:02
Speaker 13: And it was the day before Valentine's Day.
2:13:04
Speaker 3: I thought the same thing.
2:13:05
Speaker 16: He posted February 13th.
2:13:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:13:07
Speaker 3: He's trying to help. Yeah.
2:13:08
Speaker 9: Yeah.
2:13:09
Speaker 3: Maybe got his heart broken right before Valentine's Day.
2:13:11
Speaker 2: Probably.
2:13:12
Speaker 7: On aisle 10.
2:13:13
Speaker 3: Poor Brayden.
2:13:14
Speaker 1: Brayden. 877-44-WOODY.
2:13:16
Speaker 3: You can send us a text.
2:13:18
Speaker 10: What?
2:13:19
Speaker 3: I have Greg's report.
2:13:20
Speaker 5: But it's nothing anything bad.
2:13:22
Speaker 4: Well.
2:13:22
Speaker 3: What does it say? There is more of an opinion
2:13:25
Speaker 3: on his demeanor.
2:13:27
Speaker 4: Oh.
2:13:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, police reports?
2:13:28
Speaker 1: My opinion?
2:13:30
Speaker 5: Like, criticism that you have become, that you're thin-skinned.
2:13:35
Speaker 1: How is that a report on my social media?
2:13:38
Speaker 5: No, it's a gathering of opinions about you that they
2:13:41
Speaker 5: do about you.
2:13:42
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm sure that guy's going to lose sleep tonight.
2:13:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing crazy. I guarantee you one of the
2:13:47
Speaker 3: sources on that, which I told you, I've eliminated from
2:13:50
Speaker 3: my chat GPT whenever- Pulls sources. Reddit.
2:13:56
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah.
2:13:56
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:13:57
Speaker 3: It's the new 4chan.
2:13:58
Speaker 6: Oh.
2:13:59
Speaker 3: Yeah. It's the new 4chan. It's the new whatever. Wherever. 8chan. Yeah.
2:14:03
Speaker 3: Wherever people go just to be the most deplorable version
2:14:08
Speaker 3: of themselves. It's always negative.
2:14:10
Speaker 11: Oh, yeah.
2:14:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, and what they do is they downvote anything that
2:14:13
Speaker 3: is the opposite of whatever the negative– The group thing.
2:14:16
Speaker 9: Well, it becomes an echo chamber because of their whole
2:14:18
Speaker 9: voting system. So anything that's– if you are in the minority,
2:14:21
Speaker 9: you're going to– no one is going to see what
2:14:22
Speaker 9: you have to say.
2:14:22
Speaker 3: Because no one likes you.
2:14:23
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:14:26
Speaker 3: All right. That's a bigger discussion for another time. But
2:14:29
Speaker 3: we're going to take a break. Where are the slots at? 877-44-WOODY.
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2:15:12
Speaker 3: All right, Greg Goring.
2:15:14
Speaker 2: Yes.
2:15:14
Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please.
2:15:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have learned in my 34 years on Earth
2:15:19
Speaker 1: that it's okay to lie about your age.
2:15:21
Speaker 3: I'm kidding. It's totally fine. You know what? You look amazing.
2:15:27
Speaker 5: Yeah.
2:15:27
Speaker 1: I don't look a day over 54.
2:15:29
Speaker 3: You don't. You're holding up really well.
2:15:31
Speaker 1: All right.
2:15:32
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
2:15:34
Speaker 1: Do it.
2:15:34
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
2:15:36
Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
2:15:38
Speaker 3: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
2:15:40
Speaker 3: can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday. Have
2:15:42
Speaker 3: a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.