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S1 Ep5: The Triangle · On The Lanai

• 0:20
  Speaker 1: Well, hey guys, welcome, welcome to another episode of On
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: the Liner. I had to say it like that because
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: you guys got me watching footy just in time to
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  Speaker 1: watch our team lose, so.
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  Speaker 2: Got to experience the devastation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's the most depressing experience of my life. And
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  Speaker 3: to be surrounded surrounded by Brits. Yeah, and you could
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  Speaker 3: feel the depression. The mood in the pub changed so much,
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  Speaker 3: the tears just coma. I got video of one guy
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: jumping up on the table screaming like just chanting like
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  Speaker 3: egg glood will prevail. We got this What the hell's happening?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not nice obviously, and for our listeners
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  Speaker 1: because we had a few recordings in the can obviously
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  Speaker 1: it's Euros weren't like yesterday for you guys.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, you're like, what are they talking about you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, So Euros twenty twenty four happened.
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  Speaker 1: But it was so upsetting. And then I think for
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  Speaker 1: us because three of the four of us, sorry Gena,
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  Speaker 1: watched Love Island to see the ITV people that had
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  Speaker 1: kind of you know, been around for some of the
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  Speaker 1: excitement then have to immediately go film an episode of
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  Speaker 1: After Sun, which is like the wrap up after any
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  Speaker 1: television reality television show where they sit around with people
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  Speaker 1: that aren't on that show anymore and talk shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, like the Talking Dead.
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  Speaker 4: It's called After Sun.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And they were all so sad they had jerseys on,
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  Speaker 1: like I mean, they had literally been like watching it
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  Speaker 1: at an ITV party I think, and then came to the.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, only would it worked if they won?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, had they won, it would have been a completely different.
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  Speaker 2: Totally different five.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not the show we're here to talk about. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: We are here because we are showing our friends how
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  Speaker 1: great golden girl it is. We be and my other Italian,
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  Speaker 1: my other Italian?
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  Speaker 3: He how you go?
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  Speaker 4: You guys are ready for episode five?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm partial partially Italian. My paternal grandmother was from Sicily.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: That counts, so we're equal opportunity Italians.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, and you've seen my nose. This is my
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  Speaker 3: father's nose. This is Italian. Note, I mean, like snug.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I love him, but I ain't. Nobody got
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  Speaker 5: nothing on a phil Fetto's nose. You got that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's Sicilian too, So I'm just saying we Sicilians.
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  Speaker 3: We got the schnozes.
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  Speaker 5: I got a cute little button nose my dad.
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  Speaker 1: So my mom has a gina tiny little button nose
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  Speaker 1: as she does. My dad has like big bird's beak.
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  Speaker 1: It's the biggest Italian nose I've ever seen. So you
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  Speaker 1: got lucky. I'm I'm the middle nose. I got the
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  Speaker 1: middle nose, so mine's a little bigger than i'd like.
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  Speaker 1: But it's only noticeable when I'm thin, So good news.
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  Speaker 1: I've been fat for like the last two decades.
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  Speaker 3: So your nose looks amazing. I think it's for your faces.
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  Speaker 4: Behide my face when I'm no.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm when I'm really fit, it does seem like
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  Speaker 1: a much larger nose.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: It Like in high school, there were a couple of
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  Speaker 1: pictures where I was like, Jesus, you could park a
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  Speaker 1: car in that thing. But now that I know have
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  Speaker 1: middle aged weight, it's not as noticeable to me.
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  Speaker 3: Whoa age, let's get it. I think we're all beautiful
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  Speaker 3: as we age. I mean, I I'm doing my best
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  Speaker 3: to embrace the aging process. I mean, do I spend
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  Speaker 3: money on all the creams and serums and things, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: I do, But I'm not putting anything into my face,
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  Speaker 3: like injectables. Just on it, just on it so it absorbs.
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  Speaker 1: Juda.
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  Speaker 5: Could you describe this episode sock for our listeners?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, of course. Well today, dear listeners, I have
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  Speaker 3: mister Mayer on the sock or mister Mayer on the microphone.
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  Speaker 3: He's got little legs and uh, little ears, and he's
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  Speaker 3: and you can like pull him and he's so cute.
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  Speaker 1: It's oh, you know, and I got.
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  Speaker 3: This also this sock in the beautiful city of Idlewild, California.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if we've done this every episode, but
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  Speaker 5: we gotta tell the listeners suck for her mic cover.
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  Speaker 1: Your commitment to not spend the like four dollars on
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  Speaker 1: a wind screen and to just use socks is really.
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  Speaker 3: Now we have a bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's a bit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't need to even spend money on
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  Speaker 3: a wind screen. I have one, it's in my garage.
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  Speaker 3: But I also have a plethora of really cute socks.
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  Speaker 1: She do.
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  Speaker 4: That makes it even better.
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  Speaker 2: No, he has time to deal with that. Just grab
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  Speaker 2: a sock you don't want.
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  Speaker 1: To get Honestly, as a woman with like three days
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  Speaker 1: worth of dishes in her sink, right now saying I
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  Speaker 1: fully get it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I went in the kitchen this morning and I was like, nope, nope, yogurt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's.
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  Speaker 3: Tomorrow for me. I I loaded my dishwasher and ran it,
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  Speaker 3: and that counts, but I didn't empty it, and I
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  Speaker 3: also took out the trash.
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  Speaker 5: Look at you, and she's sick with a cold.
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  Speaker 3: She's super well and a clean my bathroom.
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  Speaker 5: Holy moly, you're on it.
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  Speaker 1: I scheduled my sickly dog for dental yesterday, so I feel.
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  Speaker 5: Like, I mean, like adult, so is our producer?
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  Speaker 4: Is she doing better?
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  Speaker 3: How's zby doing?
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  Speaker 1: I was looking for her around the studio, but she's
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  Speaker 1: probably passed out in her little I made her a
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  Speaker 1: little perch that's basically just like steps to get into
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  Speaker 1: the recliner where she likes to sit. She's old. I
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  Speaker 1: think she's sitting on that, which is right behind my monitor.
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  Speaker 1: So but she no, she diurn better. She's got a
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  Speaker 1: little pep in her steps. She's not peeing blood anymore.
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  Speaker 3: So whoa.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was scared. No one, no one plans to
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  Speaker 1: watch their tiny five pound dog peep blood, and it
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  Speaker 1: was shocking, and I was scared and we haven't recorded
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  Speaker 1: since then, but so she she had a rough couple
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  Speaker 1: of days, but she's in good spirits. I've ordered her
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  Speaker 1: prescription dog food, and now she's going to get probably
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  Speaker 1: the rest of her teeth pulled out, and she's going
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  Speaker 1: to be used and super high on drugs.
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  Speaker 4: They're just gonna pull her teeth out.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, yeah, wow.
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  Speaker 4: Was that some unrelated issue.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's the gums get it parted part yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: and the kidneys processed stuff for the body. So truthfully,
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  Speaker 1: any infection that's going on in her mouth is heading
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  Speaker 1: down in that direction.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know this part. Okay, Well, that's the same
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  Speaker 2: for even humans. You get infection in your teeth, it
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  Speaker 2: goes to your heart, your organs. It's it's very dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: I did not know she had issues. Okay, good, We
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  Speaker 4: wish you well.
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  Speaker 5: Abby.
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  Speaker 1: It's why she twice I sound like it because.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have all my teeth shin.
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  Speaker 5: She'll be like iad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Abby is not going to have her little
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  Speaker 1: elvis spoil anymore. Well if if if some of the
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  Speaker 1: teeth aren't damaged or infected, they'll leave them. She might,
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  Speaker 1: but she might just become that dog that's like tongue
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  Speaker 1: hangs out all the time, which is equally as adorable.
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  Speaker 3: Oh. Absolutely, she could make it work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, rock. I mean they get like callouses basically
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  Speaker 1: where the teeth were. They're still able to like eat,
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  Speaker 1: and it's not it's a small dog problem. If you've
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  Speaker 1: never had like a truly petite dog, you've not. I
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  Speaker 1: mean we used to find we didn't know this. It
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  Speaker 1: was the eighties. Man, it was wild. We didn't know
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  Speaker 1: we had a yeah no, but we had a Yorkie
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  Speaker 1: back in the day and she had she had lost
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  Speaker 1: the tooth and I was like, why is there a
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  Speaker 1: tooth on the ground, and like we just threw it away.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: One was like, oh, maybe something's wrong with her. Now
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  Speaker 1: she had other problems. We ended up. We've actually never
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  Speaker 1: had a dog die of natural causes.
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  Speaker 4: Uh in the garbage?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, wait a little, this is what we do with
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  Speaker 3: your teeth?
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  Speaker 1: You lost it? No, I phoned it. No. Yeah, we've
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  Speaker 1: never had an animal in our family that is died
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  Speaker 1: of natural Well no, we've had one hamster dive of
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  Speaker 1: natural causes, one not of natural causes, but the other
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  Speaker 1: dogs all had to be.
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  Speaker 5: A murder house, is what you're telling us right?
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  Speaker 3: Could we could we discuss the.
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  Speaker 2: Gets a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I have questions.
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  Speaker 1: I've surely told this story before.
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  Speaker 3: I we don't know it, I I you, yes, So
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  Speaker 3: since two of us do not recall this story, you
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  Speaker 3: get to tell it again. Yeah, you, let's go.
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  Speaker 2: What happened to your hamster?
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  Speaker 1: In damn it?
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  Speaker 3: All?
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  Speaker 1: Right? I had a hamster when I worked at Disneylands.
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  Speaker 1: He was my grandpa had died, and my friend bought
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  Speaker 1: me a hamster, because you know what replaces your dead
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  Speaker 1: grandfather a hamster. Yeah, But it was as if this
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  Speaker 1: hamster knew I needed like a friend, and so he
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  Speaker 1: would sit at the time at Disney I had a
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  Speaker 1: vest the costume we had had vests the little pockets,
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  Speaker 1: and I come home and I'd stick him in my
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  Speaker 1: vest pocket and do a few things until I was
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  Speaker 1: ready to like change clothes or whatever. And he would
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  Speaker 1: just sit there and hold the little like piping around
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  Speaker 1: the vest pocket and just like stare and look at stuff.
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  Speaker 1: And he was the sweetest, most bestist like ever And
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  Speaker 1: he would sit on my boob on the couch. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: he was like having the world's smallest dog, so lovely.
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  Speaker 1: And this was around the time rated two he came out.
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  Speaker 1: So his favorite treats were these little croissant shaped things
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  Speaker 1: that Disney sold for way too much money at Petco
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  Speaker 1: or wherever. So we went out of town hamsters or
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  Speaker 1: a lot like cats. If you give them enough food,
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  Speaker 1: you can leave them for a time. And we went
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  Speaker 1: out of town and we came back and he had
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  Speaker 1: developed an absess because he was old. He was pretty
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  Speaker 1: close to his like two year expiration anyway, and his
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  Speaker 1: arm basically like exploded his arm. He had like hit
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  Speaker 1: like shoulder area above like where his little leg came.
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  Speaker 1: God had just like opened up because he had had
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  Speaker 1: some sort of like an infect The assist ruptured and
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  Speaker 1: our vet at the time was like.
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  Speaker 3: It's so we didn't like have like an actual explosion.
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  Speaker 1: It was a big hole. It was like the size
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  Speaker 1: of an almond. And then not only that, but then
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  Speaker 1: ants had found their way to him and his streets
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  Speaker 1: and stuff, and so there were just like ants living
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  Speaker 1: with him in his felth and.
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  Speaker 2: It's like where have you been? We were only.
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  Speaker 1: Gone for like a weekend. So this all transpired sort
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  Speaker 1: of quickly called the VAT and the vet was like,
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  Speaker 1: it's a fucking hamster. We're not going to youth and
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  Speaker 1: I a hamster, but you could try to like put
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  Speaker 1: back tine on it. So for like two weeks I
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  Speaker 1: kept trying to like put back tine on the wound
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  Speaker 1: and keep it clean. And they told me I could
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  Speaker 1: use that like sealine stuff to like wash the area
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  Speaker 1: if he got fluff or whatever on it. And it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't getting better, and I called back and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: are you sure you can't just like give it a
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  Speaker 1: tiny dose and like put him just I just I
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  Speaker 1: don't want him to suffer. And they were like, it's
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  Speaker 1: a hamster, throw it away, and I was like, wow.
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  Speaker 3: I could throw it away.
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  Speaker 4: Terrible vet.
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  Speaker 2: People have no respect for rodents. The vet.
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  Speaker 1: The vet knew our fan. This was the same vet
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  Speaker 1: that accidentally killed our dog. But that's a different story.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, just this fine, We'll leave it for next episode.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's move this along. It was an accidental thing
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  Speaker 1: and it was propofol and it was the day Michael
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  Speaker 1: Jackson died from propofal. So that's a fun story. We'll
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  Speaker 1: tell that dog next time. That is fun. Anyway, long
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  Speaker 1: story short, too late. Did I give the hamster wood? No? Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: I know it would Yeah, that would have been the dog.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay. The hamster just was like, stop rubbing that
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  Speaker 1: Q tip on this open wound and my body. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, you're right, buddy. And so one day
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  Speaker 1: I went to check on, you know, the process of
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  Speaker 1: his dying slowly, and his eye had fallen out, just
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  Speaker 1: like shriveled up. And so this portal hamster was like
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  Speaker 1: shutting down slowly in front of me, and like I
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  Speaker 1: couldn't take it anymore. And so I did some research
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: online because hamsters in the wild hibernate. A few people
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  Speaker 1: had had success euthanizing on their own by putting them
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  Speaker 1: in a like a box full of like fluff and
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  Speaker 1: treats and stuff, and then they thought it was winter,
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  Speaker 1: so they ate a little bit and then they burrowed
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  Speaker 1: into like the luff. And so I put him in
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  Speaker 1: a box, and my mom and I went to clean
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  Speaker 1: jumper and drank a couple of cocktails and went home,
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  Speaker 1: and then my mom handled what happened to the box.
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  Speaker 1: I was devastated, but I couldn't watch him suffer. And
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  Speaker 1: pocket pets or whatever you want to call that type
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  Speaker 1: of small rodent animal pet there's not really a lot
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  Speaker 1: of healthcare out there for them, and so I felt
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  Speaker 1: totally helpless. But now everyone's like, you froze your hamster,
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  Speaker 1: you monster, and I was like, honestly, I was at
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  Speaker 1: my wits end. I just couldn't. I watched his eye
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  Speaker 1: fucking follow out it Like I didn't see it fall out,
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  Speaker 1: but like I watched it be there, and a few
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  Speaker 1: days later it went from being a little bit like
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  Speaker 1: puffy like you had pig eye, to it being not there,
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  Speaker 1: and I had to I had to do something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, So I remember hearing you say the freezer part,
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: but I had heard all this lead up to it, right,
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  Speaker 5: So now I have the full story.
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  Speaker 3: I think, well, I think when I told it traumatic.
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  Speaker 1: When I told the story the first time, I think
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  Speaker 1: I told it at like old school. We did the
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  Speaker 1: chat thing during COVID with like the garmy, and I
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  Speaker 1: think I had told the story there, and I knew
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  Speaker 1: that Ralph liked to get people on fast, and yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I let for the humor of the moment, it'd be
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  Speaker 1: that I was like a hamster killer, but it was
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  Speaker 1: actually like a really sad story where like I just
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  Speaker 1: didn't know what else to do. But to help him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure if I ever run into him again, if
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: there is some sort of afterlife or something, he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be like, dude, thank you so much. I had like
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  Speaker 1: one more eye and three more legs to go like
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  Speaker 1: thank you, like you helped me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well, I give you permission to roll me
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  Speaker 3: into the freezer if I can't. If you start seeing
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  Speaker 3: my eyes falling out of my head and you know,
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  Speaker 3: I'm just not I'm just not gonna make it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we could ask Jeremy how it feels to freeze
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  Speaker 1: to oh, yeah.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: My dearly departed husband the window Farley.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, what's what's going on with everyone else? I don't
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  Speaker 1: mean to monopolize that with my apparently, don't. Don't if
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  Speaker 1: you're a pet. If you're listening and you are a pet,
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  Speaker 1: don't come live with me.
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  Speaker 5: Don't happened to mym call us, don't add us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh well, we just got back from Tahoe camping, camping out.
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  Speaker 4: In the wood, were hanging out with a bear.
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  Speaker 2: We did We last like five years. We've seen brown bears,
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, not a brown bear. Black bears, because they're
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  Speaker 2: much more friendly.
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  Speaker 4: Is that what that one was? In the picture. I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't sell.
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  Speaker 3: He looked exactly.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to run into a grizzly right, Well,
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  Speaker 2: we don't have those out here, not in the Tahoe
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  Speaker 2: National Forest. There. They're these little black bears and they
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  Speaker 2: come through the campground just because they smell everybody cooking
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  Speaker 2: breakfasts and stuff, and so they just want to see
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  Speaker 2: what's going on. All you do is make a bunch
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  Speaker 2: of noise and they run off. They never hurt you
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  Speaker 2: or anything, but it's so fun to see. They're really cute.
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  Speaker 5: They're like big dogs.
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  Speaker 2: Well kind of, but you don't want to get too close.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to get into their space, and they
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  Speaker 2: won't bother you unless there's like a baby or something.
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  Speaker 2: Even if there's a baby, if you stay away, they're
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  Speaker 2: not going to bother you. But they're just fun to
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: look at and it's a cool experience. My nieces were there,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: so my four year old niece got to see a
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  Speaker 2: bear in the woods, which was really cool. And it's
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: been hot there, so the lake was refreshing because it's
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: cold snow melt. It's about sixty degrees. It was perfection.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Oh nice, So just getting to relax in the lake
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: and see the Canadian geese are always there honking around
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: on the shore and in the water. You don't mess
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: with the geese. It's things nasty sho around family, trying
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: to steal your food. You gotta be careful with the geese.
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  Speaker 5: Father.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are at the renfair site too.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they're assholes, but it's just nice, relaxing to get
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: out into nature. The little chipmunks are always running around
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: chasing each other. And we call the chipmunks plague squirrels
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: because one year when we went, they said, don't mess
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: with the chipmunks. They could be carrying the babonic plag
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Oh that's joke that the chipmunks are plague squirrels. So
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: it's always fun to watch them do a little mischief
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: because they always check out your camp to see if
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: you left anything out for them to nomenom on.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: So oh, well it's you are going into Yeah, we're
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: in their area.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: And I always try to respect the wildlife and nature
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: because we're imposing on their territory. Just like with the bears.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Don't leave your food out. Keep it locked up because
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: if the bears get into it, then they become a
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: problem and they have to be put down, and that's
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: not fair because we're invading their area.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: So don't be stupid.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Stupid exactly, or just go to a hotel like a
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: normal person and.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: You don't get to experience and camp.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's so much.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: You guys all helped me get my free tent on
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: TAM so now I'm obligated to go camping at some point.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't hear back that you've got.
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: It all right?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jody, good, Jody put me over the edge.
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Well I didn't show up that I didn't.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: No, No, I wasn't going to bring that up because
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: I tried, Like I even downloaded the app and I
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: was like, all right, I get a log in water
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: my phone number and alls a nope, oh that yeah
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: that you had. You had to confirm your phone number
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and then leave, and I don't.
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: Want to put in my phone number.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't do anything. Let's get Aaron her tent.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: It is cute. It's a it's like a two person tent,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: I think, and it's blue with like stars on it
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: and it's one of the kind that like pops up
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: on its own.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: I'm very excited if it's a two person tent from
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Timu before you try to go camping with it, I
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: would check to see how big it really is.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: We're gonna need a reveal part like are a boxing.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I want to know if it's true to size or
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: if it's like gargantoid or miniature.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Like a six person tent and like maybe three four people, Matt,
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Maybe they mean kids, two kids?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: You know that?
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Did you know that I'm single and that my only
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: family that is willing to camp would possibly be my
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: tiny white dog. So I think I'm probably okay and
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: a two person Yeah?
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah maybe.
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: I still can't wait to see it though, Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm excited. It'll be here in like two weeks.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: We to do it reveal six looks. Yeah, oh it's
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: going to be here in two weeks.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: No, it will. There's so much faster than wish I got.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I've been getting my stuff in like eight days from them.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Really, they must have warehouses here that they do?
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: They do?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: They do?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Okay, most of the stuff you find on Timu or
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Sine you can find on Amazon. It's the same stuff.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: One of the free things that I got in my
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: bundle was my plague. I've been talking about this plague
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: doctor Cone incense burner that I wanted, and oh I
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: got him free. But I could have bought him for
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: like ten dollars on Amazon, but he was free.
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: He's probably, Oh, I need to see that's gonna be
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: That sounds amazing.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's new with you, Gina?
• 21:50
  Speaker 5: I get to go to Comic Con next weekend.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: It's my first one.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Really ever, how excited.
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: I went to my boss and said, hey, can that
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: take a half a day on Friday to go to
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Comic Con? And he went he laughed and went, oh,
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: you're one of those that said a nerd. Yeah I am.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I embrace my geek dub.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I'd have been like super awesome people. Yes, damn, I'm
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: sorry that you're not.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that'll be fun. What are you looking forward
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to the most?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: There's Kevin Smith stuff. He's moderating a Simpsons panel. Oh,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: and also there's the what we do in the Shadows
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: final season thing?
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: This you are going to need to tell us all
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm excited.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I'm very excited.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: About I'm at least excited for the unwashed nerd funk
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: that I've heard about oh yeah, take a bath.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I just have to say I'm really excited to
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: watch another episode because I've been having restraint because I
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: really wanted to watch it, and I'm like, no, I'm
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: gonna wait so I can watch with the girls and
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: experience for the first time with them.
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: So right, especially with me being a little bit under
• 23:05
  Speaker 3: the weather and being on the sofa, having access and
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: the amount of time to just sit here and binge
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: something and not being able to binge. Golden Girls just
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: break them my heart. So I'm gray happy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: Well me too, and I've seen them a bunch, so
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: it's hard. We're doing this for you all.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm just watching them if I want to, because I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: have the memorized. There's the joy for me is watching
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you guys watch it for you know, some of the
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: episodes the first time. So well, maybe we should get
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: right into that, because after all, that's why you're here.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we are on episode five. It is called The Triangle.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: It originally premiered October nineteenth, nineteen eighty five, directed by
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: Jim Drake, written by Winifred Harrive. I love that name, Winnifred,
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: and I noted that it was too weak between the
• 24:01
  Speaker 5: last episode, and I tried to find online what that
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: gap would have been, but I couldn't find it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: So I don't know.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: Didn't seem like anything important happened.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Could it have been maybe a holiday?
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: It was just mid October, I don't know. The last
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: one was October fifth.
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if anything having to do with any presidential candidate, Like, yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: if it was a debate on or something, well.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Eighty five would have been, you know, ten months into
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Reagan's oh second term.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Huh.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: Could have just been stretching in a season out. Maybe
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: that's how they do it, because.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: Back in the day you got like twenty two episodes kids, or.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: That could have been like Halloween specials or something on.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I remember there was where a lot of Halloween specials
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, where like there'd be a
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: thing in the newspaper with for like three glasses and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: then you'd watch the TV in the TV guide, it
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: would give you the glasses and you'd watch the like
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: hands wipe out of your TV at you and that
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: kind of shit.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I remember that.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: I do remember that tool stuff.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, So Kristin and Jodie, what do you think this
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: episode's about? Called the triangle.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Ooh, it's gotta be I'm gonna say Blanch. It involves
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Blanche and Lange dating somebody that person's also dating somebody else.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I definitely love triangle, I'm thinking, but I'm
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: also kind of wondering if maybe two of the women
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: in the house are both interested in the same guy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I actually don't remember what this one was about, but
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I do want to say, just by the name.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: Would you like to guess?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I'd like to say I think it's about them all
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: wanting to play the triangle in a band, and then okay,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: that's not true. I need I need you guys to
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: come to a consensus on who I'm going to make
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the villain at the end of it. So we had
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Rose before and we had Blanche before, and they both
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: were easy to make the case when I just.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: Watched this song because I made a quiz for it.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: So maybe you girls want to pick.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Dorothy is the villain in this one.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do Dorothy. I was saying Dorothy or Sophia,
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: So let's.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Do Yeah, say, that's exactly what I was thinking. So hey,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: we're on the same page.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'll do the best I can, but.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: It's going to be easy for you.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: All right, challenge accept it.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after we watched the episode.
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: After these messages, we'll be back.
• 26:53
  Speaker 5: This is the part of the show where we went
• 26:56
  Speaker 5: to watch the Golden Girls, and now we're back.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Welcome back. Did you enjoy the episode?
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it was so good.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: That was fun.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I like this episode. I will say, for those of
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: you watching along at home, I forget. It didn't trigger me.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not sad now. But the first time I saw
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: this episode after I had been through a traumatic point
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: in my life, did I say traumatic?
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: Did I traumatic?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah? It was that like traumatic and dramatic.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I went, yeah, I think so. I went there a
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: situation where people didn't believe me about something that had
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: happened and it was a bad thing. And on that situation,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I remember the first time I saw this episode after that,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: and I.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Was like, you're a mess, just wants to be.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: No, it was a good episode, but if you've recently
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: had a with a friend where they don't believe you
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: about something, yeah, give it, give it a day.
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: It was good, though, so good. A little bit of
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: a redemption story for Blanche, you know, definitely getting actually
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: having someone believe her, but also good a Rose for
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: for in her beautiful comedic way of trying to be
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: as sexy as she possibly could, which is hilarious.
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: Rose saved the day.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my little twitch, I'm going to start flirting like
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: freaking out. Boy. So whenever tell you look like a
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I never. I had no idea what that person Jerry Vale?
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, the singer.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he's a singer.
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I just looked, I don't know what you look like.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: He was on the gray hair.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: He kind of looked like that guy.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, let you go well, all.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: Right, okay, you want your quiz, let's do it. Okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: we're gonna do a fun fact first. Okay, b Arthur
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: got her first Emmy nomination for this episode. Oh nice,
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: but lost too, Betty White valid.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that that was the.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Start of the few.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, all right, there is your Gina made quiz. Okay, okay,
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: you're gonna say your name is your buzzer?
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Right right?
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: Number one? Who was the other woman in Sophia's story
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: with a pizza recipe?
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: If they're still yes, I forgot I know it's baba.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was mama's and then she blanked it out. No, no,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: she said it. She said it at the end. Or
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: was it earlier that she said earlier? That's where I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: missed it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't remember.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Aaron, you want to help them, mama?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Ce last, very last.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: Number two in Roses story, What did the vet try
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: to do to the Swenson brother Yes.
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: Pass straight them, pretty much them.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I was writing down during that part doctor slash veterinarian
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: home visits, So I missed that completely.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: You drank pig liniment. I don't know what that is Minnesota.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Oh do.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: Hold I don't want to ever drink pig or hog liniment.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. I don't. I don't
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: want it in my mouth.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: No, I agree. Well, let's peak. We're making a peaky promise.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Packed here, ladies. No everests hog ligaments frantically is googling
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is?
• 31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh it's a it's a muscle relaxer. Oh wait, hold
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: on getting high off of it?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: We are? I take that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: That's say safe for human use?
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: All right? Oh, packed, packed, new bag.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: We're gonna all dream ourselves.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, picture it. Ve yeah, I know you got wet shops.
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: You gotta hog Yeah.
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Question relaxed.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Question three. Why was Sophia saying she was going to
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Mildred's house?
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: Jodi? Yes, to watch adult movies on the extra wide television.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Question four?
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: Why did Sophia need to see it?
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Jody? Yes, high blood pressure and she wasn't sleeping and
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: she was always tired.
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: Yes, you paid attention.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I paid notes.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: Question fat. When does Elliot first hit on Blanche?
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: Jody? Yes, when he first meets her.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Can you be more specific?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Well, I mean he was hitting on her when he
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: first met her and said, you know, she said, oh,
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: you're the most What was Blanche doing going to the bathroom?
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: No changing, Nope, that.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: Was when he first met her, when he got there,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: But when he hit on hers when she was mixing
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: him a drink when he stowed up to pick up
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Dorothy for other date.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah that's what I said.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Which, by the way, I've never been a retired woman
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: in her like fifties or sixties, save save not. I
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: can't imagine that I would keep freshly thin sliced lemon
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: in my bar cart. Because when he leaves and she
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: sits down with Rose. She made the slow jin fish
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: she made and did not give to him. She drinks
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: and she goes and says on the couch and there's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: fucking lemon slice on it, And I was like, who
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: has that in their bar cart?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: She is a.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: Southern name known for entertaining gentlemen.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: My apology, but I do declare, this is just how
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: we do it in the selle.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: You have to be I have to throw this out there.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Since we're talking about Blanche in the South thing, I
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: caught three distinct quotes that came directly from gone with
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: the Wind, So I do declare, they say, and gone
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: with the wind?
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I do declare, and then.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: She also says the I hate to say, I told
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: you so, but I told you so. Okay. The way
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: she said that was also gone with the wind, and
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: then the user or.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: No, no, gentleman.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: That one really caught my assension. Yeah, gentle I'm just
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: curious to see in future episodes if they keep with
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: that theme. I know it's like a Southern bell type thing,
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: but all those yeahs I recognize from that very stereo.
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: Dad is big Daddy is that from Gone with the No?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: But her dad is also was Julia Sugar Baker's bo
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: on designing women that they played bo.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Is another term that is, I don't know who?
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: And question six, what happens when Blanche tells Dorothy that
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: Elliott made a pass at her?
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Jody?
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Jody?
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: She doesn't believe her, that's right?
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: And what does she call her?
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: A slot?
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That's right, I couldn't believe that.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I know. Well, it was the eighties. Today she would
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: have been like you fucking twat waffle.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: She also calls her a Jezebel.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:10
  Speaker 5: Question seven, what does Sophia call Elliott when she learns
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: about him hitting on Blanche?
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Jody?
• 35:19
  Speaker 5: Yes, scuzbucket, Yeah, man, Jody's wiping the floor with us,
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: got it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Trivia's back, baby? Question Well, I mean I've been going
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: to trivia again.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: She's she's all warmed up.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: What does Dorothy say she would rather do than have
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: coffee with Blanche?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I know the answer, if no one else does.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I don't remember, I don't remember help him.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: She would rather use Willie Nelson's hair brush.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, yes, that's right, because that's that's when somebody somebody
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: bed shed tears like the very southern Yes.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I said he has nice hair.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Will I was like, what's wrong with his hair brush?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know that I'd want to like touch his
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: facial hair. It feels like that would be where dirt
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: is not his silky long.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Locks, just reeks of weed.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: But no, he's got doesn't he have his old legs.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And usually his braided back. Yeah?
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I we.
• 36:28
  Speaker 5: Support you, Willie Nelson amlu and I we support yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 5: Question nine, what photo does Rose offer to show? Elliott
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: gave me a giggle.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: I don't remember Kristen.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Kristen's look at her?
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I don't remember. I know it's written here somewhere.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: I can't read my writing, Eric, do you want to help?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Did you want to see a picture of me in
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: a polaroid of me and my tennis cart?
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's right, all right, I have a tiebreaker here
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: if Needa, let's see.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't been keeping tallies.
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: I got Jody at four, Kristina at two, and Aaron
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: at three.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not playing to win. It's not fair. Okay,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: it's not fair.
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: Really, Weshington, Why does Blant say no one ever believes
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: her when she's telling the truth.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, she has lied before, are you gonna buzz in.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, Jody, Yes, because she's lied before.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: But what is it?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: What's the quote she says?
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: Do you remember? It's very good line if it's even
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: on her Christmas ornament from Hallmark I.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Do to Claria, No, I don't know. I don't remember. Sorry, Kristin,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to forfeit that one.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Aaron doesn't know.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think I know this.
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: She has the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful beautiful
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: that's right. Yes, we do not need a Cyberger for
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: it is Jody with the wind ye.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: I would also like to point out the makeup and
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: hair in this episode. It's it's Aaron said it dirt
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: while we were watching. It's like they were. They got
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: picked up so they were able to spend a little
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: bit more money and have a professional style of hairstylist
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: and a makeup artists on set.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were saying, Sophia doesn't look like her yet,
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: so now she's got somebody to make her look like
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: the person.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: She Definitely they aged they aged Sophia that there was
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: lashes for days on both Rose and Blanche, and the
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: eye makeup was like it was like Hello, we're in
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: the eighties. Would you like some blue?
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: That one scene Rose or the one scene Blanche was
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: putting the bush on and I was like, you can
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: stop now.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: At least how much perfume did she put on?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: She used three different bottles in that scene. She had
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: the blue on, the purple one, and then I think
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: she picked up like a she's gonna mix some like what.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: It was at the end of the day and she
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: was going to bed. Yeah, who did she think? Bob
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: from that thought it.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Was the start of a day because they were going
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: to golf. Oh, she'd probably get ready for a date.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: She's always in her robe, like she's a girl that
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: would always put her face on. You could tell that
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: she'd never go anywhere about.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: You're right, my aunt was, well, my aunt was, but
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: my aunt was blanching that aspect. Like the morning she
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: had her stroke. She made her husband like let her
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: finish getting ready before they went.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: I can't go to the e R like this.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Or not husband. I guess it was her like man
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: friend her name.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: For ander Bobo.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well this episode wasn't hard guys for the villain. Yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into I made a list
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: kind of handed it to Aaron, Yeah, calling her friend.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: It's two episodes in a row that I have just
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: relished that. I've let you guys pick who the villain is.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: I love doing that.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: It's fun. I like it. Great little lad a great bit.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But I will say Dorothy is not a girl's girl.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Dorothy has a little bit of a chip on her shoulder,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: and there are gonna be other times where she very
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: selfishly assumes that someone's just jealous of her. And I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: think it's because she doesn't normally get nice.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: She doesn't get the attention.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, and if you remember the episode, Blanche went
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: to change, so Elliott did not see her and was like, okay,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: I could rock with this girl. And then he was
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: like whoa look at her.
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why it happened.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: It's like going into a bit.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: She would have taken him if if Elliott had seen
• 40:49
  Speaker 5: her first.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely.
• 40:51
  Speaker 5: But then they had a bunch of fun times together, so.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll crack me up. She was inviting him to
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: show him around town and maybe go on a date
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: or whatever, and Rose is like, oh, that sounds like fun,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: and she's like, oh yeah, I have to wash my
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: hair every day for the rest of my life. I died.
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: Well, she stamped on her foot.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: That was That was in my list of things that
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: shitty that she did, because I was.
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Like, fuck, you don't have to like see like crap.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: She basically was a step from hobbling her.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Go on with your villain story and oh got.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I've literally never had that trick work before. And as
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: you know, site tricks work great on podcasts, so you're alcome.
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: You are all amazed.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: I thought for sure that usually what happens is my
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: stubby little hand is not big enough and people see
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: the pen. But because of my black shirt and the microphone, oh.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it completely camouflages it, all right.
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: Pen tricks for dates Aaron Scabbetty, master of site Magic.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: On a podcast.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: On a podcast, she made Jeremy disappear.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, oh man, yeah, no, that's I I just she was.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: She was like steps away from hobbling her to keep
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: that date. I mean it was intense and he was.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I mean none of the guys uncle, apparently middle aged
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: to early senior guys were not sexy in the eighties
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: because they're far less attractive, but they're falling all over them. Yeah,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: it's it is interesting, but as someone dating in their
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: mid forties, it's like it is bleak out there. The
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: good ones, like their wives were nice to them and
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: kept them. So maybe that's the answer.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I can only hope for a widower right now.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just hoping for like someone that's like, you know,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: lost someone due to illness.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Just start looking at the obituary.
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: Right what if I died and the man that you
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: met and fell in love with and married, I donated
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: my heart to him and that's how he was able
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: to be alive.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Oh what is happening right now?
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Why did she want date her in another body? Switch?
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: No? No, no, no waste up girlfriends just wayte let's
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: let's let's I'll.
• 43:29
  Speaker 5: Put my organs in your new boyfriend and it's like
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: we'll be dating, so you'll.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Still have a piece of joke with Would that be
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: weird if like, because I want to donate all of
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: my organs.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: When you going to give him, I'll be dead.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: I don't care and take whatever they want.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: My dog and one of my best friends want to
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: consume or keep me with them at all times because
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like Abby would definitely eat a little piece
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: of me if I die, because she'd want me with
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: her always, and now you want me with you always.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: When your heart's in another body, it's not weird at all,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you guys, I don't feel it always. Who's gonna wear
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: my skin as a coat? Do we have any takers? Anybody?
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I've got a cap.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: You have, I'll make a mark out of your hair.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: You have to make you have. It's the closest my
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: head will ever be to a vagina. You need to
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: make Blanche's ugly watteau backed gown out of my skin.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: That is my command to you.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: Whoever wears.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Stylish dress, that's that's a challenge. You'll be able to
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: use the excess skin from my titties to make like
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: pockets too.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: When did we become edit? That's what I want to know.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: When do we become edging?
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, right around the time that you told me I
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: was gonna have to marry the man who got your
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: dead heart put in her body's probably right around then.
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: No, I would be like, how romantic it would be
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: if well, it just feels a little bit like the
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: plot for Monk when Trudy's eyes are in a cab
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: driver that mister monk runs into but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 3: same super sweet.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah sure, best friends whatever.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: That that took a dark turn. No, that's a there's
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: a real episode of the TV I've never seen it.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: His dead wife's corneas get transplanted into this woman and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: he can just like feel his wife's presence in this lady,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: and so he keeps like trying to find her. It
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: is really sweet. But the concept on paper sounds how
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: you sounded. It felt like a good way to let
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you know what you sounded like.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Well, I've read some good romance books that you know,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: it's like they fall in love with somebody and find
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: out they have a heart or an organ from their
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: loved one or something, so it can be done tastefully.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: Oh you have this pancreas, yeah, like or.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Like a baboon heart, an untamed heart.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Right, Anyways, was that all for your villainy assessment?
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, it was too easy. I mean I kind
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: have talked for six hours about what a bitch she
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: was in this episode. But also I think she's she
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: was either wearing cherries in the snow or this other
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: future I can't think of the name of it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Lipstick who wow, Yeah, it was it was quite you
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: knew the name the color well, so cherries in the
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: snow is what Marilyn Monroe used to wear in the
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: fifties as her like more pinkish red.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: But that formula changed somewhere around like the seventies or
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: eighties and it became very pink versus being more red
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: than pink. And that's kind of what that looked like.
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: You're more of a girl than I I had. I'm like,
• 46:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know, she's got shit on.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Now. I do have to say makeup history.
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: Yes, sorry, she's all cute and whatever I do have
• 46:59
  Speaker 7: to say in Dorothy defense, even though she was a
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: total be the whole episode, not believing Blanche calling her
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: wife as soon as she found out the truth.
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: Her first thing was I have to apologize to like
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: she owned up to it and went and ate her
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: humble pie, and so I had to.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: I have to think about it.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not about it.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: I love you.
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: That was a very Gina moment from Blanche because the way.
• 47:28
  Speaker 3: She said it.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I've heard you say ship like that before. Okay, yeah,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: now almost out of character for Blanche, Like yes, truly
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: because she anyway, this is a good episode had a
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: good one. Did you guys have a nice time listening?
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Always?
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: No, she wasn't asking us, but I mean, of course
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: we had a great time. I'm sure our listeners always
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: have a great time.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: How could they not?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: My voice?
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Is that like the low key version of Is that
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: like like the dollar store version of Take my breath away?
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Take my voice?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Oh? Where's my music? X?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: We're gonna wrap this up, ladies, and yes, and thank
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you so much.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: For joining us.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: We had a lovely time.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: We'll come back with episode six.
• 48:27
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• 48:30
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• 48:33
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• 48:42
  Speaker 4: Jesus Christy, you sound like the criptkeeper. What's happening?
• 48:45
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• 48:50
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• 48:58
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Abby, get the che I know you're not
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: feeling well, but go get it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to assume the Brenda Vaccaro's voice over here.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: She's just been in she'd been intubated for six years
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: in the hospital, and now she's learning to talk again.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Abby get the Cheesecake Bibe.