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Tell us EASY Halloween Costumes? · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: This year's Love Pup Family Fest is set. It's November 7th.
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  Speaker 2: Vertuccio Farms in Mesa. 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 1: To 8 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: Free show. Gavin DeGraw performing live in concert. Also, Gino
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  Speaker 2: Plager from America's Got Talent, the magician. He's going to
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  Speaker 2: be doing magic on stage. It's going to be great.
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  Speaker 2: Rich's band's playing. It's the biggest dog rescue adoption event
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  Speaker 2: in the Valley. Over 20 dog rescues will be there.
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  Speaker 1: Bring a dog. Bring your friends. Bring family. It's free.
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  Speaker 2: Admission is free, especially if you bring a dog rescue donation, leashes,
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  Speaker 2: puppy pads, dog food.
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  Speaker 1: There'll be food trucks, vendors, kids zone, a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: cool stuff. It's November 7th. Okay, real quick.
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  Speaker 2: The other day I woke up in the morning and
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  Speaker 2: I had this vision for a costume. I call it
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  Speaker 2: Ella Fang Lee.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, you guys.
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  Speaker 4: I was listening to the radio this morning. I always
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  Speaker 4: listen to John Jay and Rich on Kiss FM because
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  Speaker 4: they're hilarious. And the DJ John Jay Van Us was like,
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  Speaker 4: I got a good idea for a Halloween costume.
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  Speaker 5: Ella fangley and.
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  Speaker 6: I was like oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: I just got my haircut last week that and i've
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  Speaker 4: gotten several people who have been like oh my gosh
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  Speaker 4: ella lingley haircut i'm like i could totally get some
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  Speaker 4: bangs and be fella lingley.
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  Speaker 1: Cost you nothing but bangs All it does is cost
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  Speaker 1: you bags, little fangs, and you got Ella Fangley. So
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  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be fun.
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  Speaker 2: We can help you as a public service if you
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  Speaker 2: know of a good way to do a cheap costume.
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  Speaker 1: Serena, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's a good, easy costume?
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  Speaker 7: My costume I did a few years ago. I just
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  Speaker 7: got a cardboard box and painted it brown, and I
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  Speaker 7: was a one-night stand. One-night stand.
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  Speaker 3: That's cute.
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  Speaker 7: And I just put little things on it that, like,
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  Speaker 7: would be on your nightstand. You know, a box of Kleenex,
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  Speaker 7: a little cheapie alarm clock.
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  Speaker 1: CPAP.
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  Speaker 7: A thong underwear, a condom that looks huge.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hey, who puts that on their nightstand?
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  Speaker 7: Hey, I put that on one nightstand, you did.
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  Speaker 6: Well, to make garbage or toilets.
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  Speaker 7: I love the funny words. lampshade on my head.
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  Speaker 1: That's great. That's a good one.
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  Speaker 7: And going with your L.A. League, I was this year,
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  Speaker 7: I was thinking about being choosing Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's good. That's good. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Serena. That's a great one. John, what's
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  Speaker 2: a real cheap, easy costume you got, Jan?
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  Speaker 8: Jan.
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  Speaker 1: Jan.
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  Speaker 5: Jan.
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  Speaker 2: John?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, John. Yes, John. Hello. I heard Ken.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Ken? Okay. Go ahead, but what's your cheap costume? Easy costume.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, so, yeah, maybe like 2010.
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  Speaker 7: You take two quarters, tape them in.
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  Speaker 1: Your nipples, and you're 50 Cent.
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  Speaker 6: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: How come you couldn't do that now? Why just 2010? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's when I did it.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: That's when you did it. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I did it in 2010. You're 50 Cent. Okay.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks, John.
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  Speaker 1: Kathy, you got a really good costume. Hi, what do
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  Speaker 1: you got? Yes.
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  Speaker 5: So Halloween stresses me out. I'm not creative. I can't
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  Speaker 5: think of great ideas. So my husband's work shirt is
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  Speaker 5: plain black, or it was, and they have their name
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  Speaker 5: on it, and they have their store name on it,
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  Speaker 5: and they just wear blue jeans as the bottom part
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  Speaker 5: of their uniform. So I took one of his shirts,
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  Speaker 5: put on my blue jeans, pulled my hair back into
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  Speaker 5: a ponytail, and I was him for Halloween.
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  Speaker 8: Ah.
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  Speaker 1: And comfy.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You can go right in their closet. You already have
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  Speaker 6: all of the materials.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: That's good, Kathy. Thank you for sharing.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: We got cheap, easy Halloween costume. We're looking for your ideas.
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  Speaker 6: 877-937-1047.
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  Speaker 1: We can get you Wicked Ball tickets, too, if you win. Christina.
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  Speaker 6: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi. You have a good, easy, cheap costume?
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually just going as myself, which is a sad,
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  Speaker 3: sad Los Angeles Chargers fan.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah. You've got it rough right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's that?
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  Speaker 6: I was going to say, they made a big deal.
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  Speaker 8: Every time they'd come back from commercial when I was
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  Speaker 8: watching the Chargers game, they'd say, no 0-5 team has
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  Speaker 8: ever made the playoffs.
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  Speaker 6: And now they're 0-6. I guess they're really in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, I don't know anything about it.
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  Speaker 1: They're just not doing well.
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  Speaker 7: 0-6.
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  Speaker 6: Winless.
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  Speaker 5: Not at all.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm going to just wear my Chargers fan gear
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  Speaker 3: and have mascara running down my face. But at least
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  Speaker 3: at the party, I can say, Lacey didn't lose last
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  Speaker 3: weekend because they're on a.
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  Speaker 6: Bye week this weekend. You can't beat us if we
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  Speaker 6: don't play.
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  Speaker 2: Correct.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Christina. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 7: Thanks.
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  Speaker 9: Bye-bye.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny when you do that. Maggie, what's your costume idea?
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  Speaker 7: Hi.
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  Speaker 10: My costume idea is to do like a tinfoil hat
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  Speaker 10: from the movie Signs.
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  Speaker 1: That's so random. So random.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, have you done it? It is. Did anybody
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  Speaker 6: get it without you having to explain it?
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 10: I haven't done it. I did think about it because
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  Speaker 10: at my work, we're going to dress up every single day.
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  Speaker 10: And for one of mine, I'm wearing like a pet
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  Speaker 10: cemetery thing.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm like, you know what?
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  Speaker 9: I could do signs instead.
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  Speaker 5: But I'm like, you know what?
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  Speaker 7: We're just going to do.
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  Speaker 9: Pet Sematary. I kind of feel like if you did that,
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  Speaker 9: you could either be the character from Signs or you
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  Speaker 9: could be a conspiracy theorist.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: That's what they say, the tinfoil hat. So that would
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  Speaker 6: work for both of us.
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  Speaker 10: And bonus points, too, would be like if you had
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  Speaker 10: a baby monitor with you because you know how they
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  Speaker 10: pick up the clicking in the movie?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Why are we talking about that movie like it just
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  Speaker 6: came out? Costumes are all about the accessories.
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  Speaker 10: It's one of my comfort movies.
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  Speaker 5: I love it so much.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 6: Then I'll give you a break on that.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Maggie. Easy costumes. You're in a bind. Halloween's like
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  Speaker 1: 10 days away. Something like that, right? Nine days away. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when is Halloween. This year it's on
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  Speaker 1: the 31st, I think.
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  Speaker 9: I think it's eight days away because it's Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: Megan, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's an easy costume to do?
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  Speaker 9: So I got like an old company shirt from where
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  Speaker 9: I worked at.
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  Speaker 5: And I like put holes in it and I kind
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  Speaker 5: of burnt.
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  Speaker 9: It up with like a lighter so that I like
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  Speaker 9: lighter like smoke stains on it and i put sit
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  Speaker 9: on my face kind of fries on my hair a
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  Speaker 9: little bit and i was burnt.
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  Speaker 8: Out that's fun so it's like a good one it's
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  Speaker 8: like a political message as long as well as.
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  Speaker 2: A yes thanks man exactly social statement sarah what do
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  Speaker 2: you have as far as an easy costume.
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  Speaker 3: Goes good morning And you crack me up, this year it's.
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  Speaker 9: On the 31st.
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  Speaker 3: It's always on the 31st, Johnny. Ah, you got that one, Sarah.
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  Speaker 6: You got that one.
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  Speaker 1: I slid that in. I slid that in, Sarah. I
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  Speaker 1: slid it in.
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  Speaker 3: You did.
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  Speaker 1: You did.
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  Speaker 5: You slid it in real slick.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, wait a minute. No, my easy
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  Speaker 3: costume I did one year for my son was a
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  Speaker 3: Rubik's Cube. I just took a box and some black
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  Speaker 3: tape and construction paper and.
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  Speaker 9: Bam, he was a Rubik's Cube.
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  Speaker 6: That's easy.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds easy.
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  Speaker 3: It was so simple.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, it sounds crafty. It was simple, but definitely
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  Speaker 6: probably took a lot of time. Yeah, you got to
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  Speaker 6: do all the cuts.
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  Speaker 3: No, we didn't. No, you just used the construction, the
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  Speaker 3: tape between the pieces of the construction paper.
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  Speaker 6: And, I mean, you cut two holes.
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  Speaker 3: You know, the hole in the head and the one
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  Speaker 3: for the arms, and you're good to go.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's good. That's good, Sarah. Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 9: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: Tiffany, hello.
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  Speaker 7: Hello. Good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so I have a super easy costume, khaki pants,
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  Speaker 5: plaid button-up shirt, and a box of chocolates to be
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  Speaker 5: Forrest Gump.
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  Speaker 6: Perfect.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: And then, better yet, I mean, if you have access
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  Speaker 9: to a men's closet, of course, tie a tie around
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  Speaker 9: a woman's head, and she can be Jenna.
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  Speaker 6: Jenna.
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  Speaker 8: Jenna, I totally read your discreet wrong here. I thought
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  Speaker 8: you were going to say your same uniform and then
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  Speaker 8: like a orange skin and a wig and you could
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  Speaker 8: be Forrest Trump.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 6: Mix it up a little bit. That's where I thought
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  Speaker 6: you were going.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, Tiffany.
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  Speaker 5: No, but just get a box of chocolates.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. You're right. That's good. Carly, what do you got?
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  Speaker 1: What's your Halloween idea that's easy to do?
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  Speaker 9: It's white trash. So you just get a trash bag
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  Speaker 9: and cut. arm and leg holes in it and then
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  Speaker 9: step inside of it and voila, you're white trash.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Carly. Brad, what do you got? Good morning.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know if you remember Joanna from the High
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  Speaker 8: Rocks CrossFit recently. You could just wear your workout outfit
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  Speaker 8: and put some chocolate pudding on your pants, legs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the lady that did that.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the one that had the accident. The lady that
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  Speaker 6: pooped herself?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she kept going.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that was brutal.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know her name, Joanna.
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  Speaker 7: I don't either.
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  Speaker 1: Way to go, man.
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  Speaker 5: We know now.
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  Speaker 6: What a great uniform. Very clever.
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  Speaker 1: But you have to explain that to everybody. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you pooped your pants. No, no, no, I'm Joanna. Yeah. Thanks, Brad.
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  Speaker 1: That's so random. Shantice, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What's your cheap, easy Halloween costume?
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  Speaker 3: I was a serial killer last year.
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  Speaker 9: I took a white.
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  Speaker 3: Shirt and put serial boxes on it.
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  Speaker 7: And cut them up with knives and then put fake
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  Speaker 7: blood all over it.
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  Speaker 6: Serial killer.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. That's a good one. That's good. Thanks, Shantice.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite so far is my dad's. Every year, my
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  Speaker 2: dad would go as the Invisible Man. He would just
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  Speaker 2: say he was there.
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  Speaker 1: That's totally something.
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  Speaker 8: You would do. The apple doesn't fall far from that tree.
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  Speaker 1: I had a great time. It was great. What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean? I was invisible. You didn't see me?
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  Speaker 8: I will find the pictures. I don't know if you, Kyle,
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  Speaker 8: and John, do you remember my favorite made-up costume. I
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  Speaker 8: don't know what we did that year as far as
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  Speaker 8: the theme. but I just got a jacket and glued
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  Speaker 8: some Barbie dolls to it, and I was.
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  Speaker 6: A chick magnet. Do you remember that one? I don't
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  Speaker 6: remember that one. I have to find the picture. It
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  Speaker 6: comes up on my time hop.
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  Speaker 2: I found an old Halloween picture of my sister and
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  Speaker 2: I in Tucson, and we were pretty low-income people. And
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  Speaker 2: all it is is like an apron. You know, when
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  Speaker 2: you're a kid, the stuff that you put on.
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  Speaker 1: Is that an apron? You don't spill something on it?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Sure. Or a bib.
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  Speaker 1: It's a bib with a clown face on it. That's scary. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but that's like.
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  Speaker 6: That was the costume?
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  Speaker 1: That was our costume.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: We're a clown.
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  Speaker 6: With a bib.
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  Speaker 1: It's really.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, as long as you're dressed a little something normal.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's a costume. Sometimes I think the homemade
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  Speaker 6: costumes are better than the ones you buy. All the time.
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  Speaker 2: I went to a Halloween costume party one time and
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to go and I was able to
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  Speaker 2: work in advance and I got a t-shirt, a white
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  Speaker 2: t-shirt and it said superhero on it. And then my
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  Speaker 2: wife said superhero's wife.
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  Speaker 1: I have pictures of that somewhere.