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DLHS Hour 4 | Weird Things Women Do According to Men · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: Remember that if you are in Atlanta, Georgia, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be at the Symphony Hall, of course, this Friday with.
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  Speaker 1: Don Lemon for the D.L. and D.L. Anything Goes Tour.
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  Speaker 1: And then the following day, we will be at the.
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  Speaker 2: Clothes Theater in Indianapolis.
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  Speaker 1: So come check me out if you're taking those. And
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  Speaker 1: my book, Charlie's Boy, is out today.
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  Speaker 2: Ooh. Right. Get it.
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  Speaker 1: Turn up the press for it, I guess.
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  Speaker 3: He won't sign it, but get it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to sign it. I'm going to sign it,
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  Speaker 1: doing a ton of press for.
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  Speaker 2: It.
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  Speaker 4: I think this is my fifth or sixth book.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's your sixth.
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  Speaker 2: I've probably written more than I've ever– wrote more than
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  Speaker 2: I've ever written.
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  Speaker 1: I've actually read a ton of books. I have read
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  Speaker 1: a ton of books, a ton.
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  Speaker 3: I would say– Matchbooks don't count.
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  Speaker 4: Are they more than five pages?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I... Smart.
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  Speaker 4: Handlets don't count.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jet Magazine don't either.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, tell it. What was that other one he liked?
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  Speaker 4: Funny Bunny? What was the one?
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  Speaker 3: Black Tail.
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  Speaker 4: Black Tail. Yeah, that don't count either.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, that actually was one of my favorite articles.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It was like the playboy is what that's like.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never do that now.
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  Speaker 1: But, you know, I was trying to. Anyway, we are honoring.
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  Speaker 1: We sometimes men and women just don't see things out
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  Speaker 1: of the eye.
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  Speaker 2: Jasmine, give us five weird things women do according to
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  Speaker 2: men by radio host Mandy James.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Number five of the top five weird things women do.
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  Speaker 5: This is, of course, according to men. Buy shoes that
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  Speaker 5: look really sexy, but they hurt. And you already know
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  Speaker 5: that when you put them on in the store. But
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  Speaker 5: they're so cute. I can never understand.
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  Speaker 3: They're so cute. I can wear these for about an.
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  Speaker 4: Hour and a half. Beauty is pain, baby. Beauty is pain.
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  Speaker 4: Not really.
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  Speaker 3: Not anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I used to think that way.
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  Speaker 5: But post-COVID and I got very comfortable wearing shoes that
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  Speaker 5: were flats.
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  Speaker 4: It's hard to go back. And they're expensive, too.
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  Speaker 3: Good Lord.
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  Speaker 4: Don't let a couple of dollars stop you from buying
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  Speaker 4: what you want.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, number four of the top five weird things women do,
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  Speaker 5: at least according to men. Getting so upset when men
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  Speaker 5: leave the toilet seat up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: Why? What do you mean why?
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  Speaker 4: I'm tired of my butt getting wet. That's why.
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  Speaker 3: Look for your leap.
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  Speaker 5: Well, why don't you drop it before you turn?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, look, look. I got to pick it up. You
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  Speaker 3: lifted it.
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  Speaker 1: You lifted it.
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  Speaker 3: Can you put it back down? That's like me going
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  Speaker 3: in there and peeing. Oh, you left the top down.
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  Speaker 3: I got to pee all over it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, because it goes down. That's how it goes.
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  Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, as a standard practice... You
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  Speaker 5: should put the whole lid down, as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 5: to keep germs from spreading.
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  Speaker 4: Did you know that? Okay. I didn't think so.
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  Speaker 5: Number three of the top five weird things women do
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  Speaker 5: according to men. Oh, saying that you don't have an
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  Speaker 5: opinion on where to eat.
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  Speaker 4: And then hate all the options that somebody else has.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I'm very guilty of that. I'm just going to tell you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. Get whatever you want. Okay, I'm going
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  Speaker 3: to stop here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want that. Okay, I'll stop here. I don't
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  Speaker 3: like that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like that.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: It's whatever. And then when they order it, they change
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  Speaker 3: it like 15 times. Oh, and take that out and
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  Speaker 3: then put this in.
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  Speaker 5: There's nothing wrong with that part. But I will order
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  Speaker 5: something that I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 4: Of and then just eat yours.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want anything to eat all yours.
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  Speaker 5: Number two of the top five weird things women do
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  Speaker 5: according to men. Ah, putting decorative soaps right by the
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  Speaker 5: sink and then get mad when someone uses them.
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  Speaker 3: Too bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not really into the decorative soap.
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  Speaker 3: I don't do that. That's kind of old school.
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  Speaker 4: That and the towels. We don't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, liquid soap and took over that. Yeah, get a
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  Speaker 3: little squirt.
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  Speaker 4: Ain't that the truth?
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  Speaker 5: Well, this has it. The number one of the top
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  Speaker 5: five weird things women do according to men. This is
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  Speaker 5: for sure. Say you don't want fries.
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  Speaker 3: And they eat all mine.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's all the time. And I don't even like french fries.
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  Speaker 5: But if you order them, I'm going to have a few. Oh,
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  Speaker 5: they smell so good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: They smell good.
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  Speaker 3: You ever notice somebody else's fries always taste better than yours?
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  Speaker 3: Sure do. That's like if somebody else pops popcorn, it's
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  Speaker 3: the greatest. But if you pop it, it's just okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. Psychological.
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  Speaker 1: That's going to do it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: I sincerely thank you for tuning in. It's the DL
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  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Atlanta, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be at the Symphony Hall on Friday, along with Don
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  Speaker 2: Lemon for.
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  Speaker 1: The DL & DL Anything Goes Tour.
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  Speaker 2: And of course, the following day in Indianapolis at the
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  Speaker 2: Clothes Memorial Theater.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be there. My book, Charlie's Boys, out. So please
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  Speaker 1: pick it up if you take a notion. Jasmine Sanders,
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  Speaker 1: what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 5: Well, in my bit earlier, I talked about... Freddie Jackson.
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  Speaker 5: And we were talking about whether we're going to do
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  Speaker 5: a mix. And we were talking about how all the
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  Speaker 5: slow songs. And I threw one out there. And I
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  Speaker 5: just remembered one. Nice and slow.
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  Speaker 3: Steady as you go.
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  Speaker 4: No, that's the wrong song.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. No, you're right.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And by the way, I had my very first slow
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  Speaker 5: dance with the guy who went on to break my
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  Speaker 5: heart was rock, rock with me tonight or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Come on and rock me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, girl.
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  Speaker 4: Long time. No see. Beat it.
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  Speaker 3: Get away from me. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: It's always that way. So thank you, Freddie. I really
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  Speaker 4: appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: All these emotional moments. Skip, my man. What'd you learn today,
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  Speaker 1: baby boy?
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  Speaker 3: Y'all had speakers in the smokehouse?
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  Speaker 4: First of all, I wasn't a kid.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, this is later. Your heart wasn't involved in that time. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I got it.
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  Speaker 4: Totally different.
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  Speaker 3: I think, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I bet your a * * was. You know what?
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  Speaker 3: I can say something, but I won't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're doing a lot of press stuff and
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  Speaker 2: a lot of times, you know, because we work together
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  Speaker 2: every day, man, just seeing you in a different prism.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you're a pretty funny dude. I just want to
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  Speaker 3: let you know.
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  Speaker 4: Where'd you see that?
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  Speaker 3: I was just watching him on Today Show.
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  Speaker 4: I went back and saw those clips.
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  Speaker 3: When you see him in a different prism, I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 3: He said prism?
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  Speaker 1: He said prism.
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  Speaker 3: Prism.
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  Speaker 5: That's why I was like, where'd you see that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not Don Lemon.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not Don Lemon. You went to prison? Let me
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  Speaker 3: read this, Charlie. Charlie! Come get these boys.
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  Speaker 2: On the next DLUGLY show, we're going to be talking
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  Speaker 2: to actors Wendy Raquel Robinson.
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  Speaker 1: Plus, we're going to be giving a deserving someone a
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  Speaker 1: Shoe Booty of the Week award.
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  Speaker 2: It is the DLUGLY show. We will definitely see you
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  Speaker 2: on the other side. Call my favorite short bus operator
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  Speaker 2: or pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We gots to go. Ciao.
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  Speaker 4: Ciao.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DLUGLY show. See you on the other side.