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Show #230 Pullin Crunchie's Pisser · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's a founding member of the Odd Pods
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  Speaker 2: media notework.
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  Speaker 3: From the day we arrived on the planet and blinking
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  Speaker 3: stepped into the sun. The Americans chose to make their
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  Speaker 3: own version of uk Ship to just try and make
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  Speaker 3: it better. Most of the time, this didn't work. That
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  Speaker 3: that said about coupling the in between Ers and Prince
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  Speaker 3: Harry the better. Sometimes a diamond springs forth from the
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  Speaker 3: rut and shines in the sun basking, and it's raising
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  Speaker 3: genius across the land. This show sits somewhere in between.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and Welcome to b F Y t W. This
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  Speaker 3: show that does for podcasting what Snoop Dogg does for
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  Speaker 3: the Olympics, hangs around almost everywhere and no one knows why,
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  Speaker 3: but they still smile.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I have taken the driver's seat again for today's episode.
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  Speaker 4: I've left the rest of the car.
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  Speaker 3: The driver's seat was just too nice.
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  Speaker 4: Reminds me he.
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  Speaker 3: Needs to give him Bob a col Anyway, Today, the
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  Speaker 3: three glorious batters on my screen laugh and chat as
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  Speaker 3: we play three random ass games and generally enjoy each
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  Speaker 3: other's company.
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  Speaker 4: Let's introduce those fuckers now.
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  Speaker 3: First half it's the veteran, it's the podcaster, and it
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  Speaker 3: is the veteran podcaster.
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  Speaker 4: DV after noon, Good afternoon, Buddie.
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  Speaker 1: How are you They're doing wonderful today.
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  Speaker 5: How are you well.
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  Speaker 4: I'm here. That's a star.
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  Speaker 6: That's a good thing.
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  Speaker 4: I do love that T shirt that I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 4: lie but for those lessens.
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  Speaker 3: On the audio portion of the show, he's wearing a
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  Speaker 3: Dino Nuggets T shirt that says never too old for
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  Speaker 3: Dino Nuggets, and I completely appreciate that sentiment. Yeah, Chicken,
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate you. Not I appreciate so much. I use
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  Speaker 3: long words. I don't think I'm capable of doing it right.
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  Speaker 5: And honestly, if people are gonna say you can't have
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  Speaker 5: them because they have shapes, those people.
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  Speaker 1: Right, right, it's just because they couldn't figure out shapes
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  Speaker 1: when they were.
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  Speaker 5: You are an adult and you can eat whatever the
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  Speaker 5: fuck you want.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's about the best part about being an adult.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever I want to go in here, you can go
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  Speaker 1: in here. For the ones who aren't Atrio, she.
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  Speaker 4: Can claimed.
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  Speaker 5: To put whatever you want in your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: That's the name of the show. So Stevie, as you know,
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  Speaker 4: we always start with a question shoot to start the show.
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  Speaker 4: This week is no different. This week's question is very simple,
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  Speaker 4: But how did I do last night?
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  Speaker 1: Dude? I don't know how it's even possible, but every
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  Speaker 1: time it's just better, Like it just increases. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: so I just get more excited to spend the next
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  Speaker 1: night with you.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's put this my full disclosure. Last night was
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  Speaker 3: my actual birthday, and I decided to go out for
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  Speaker 3: a cup of drinkings. I personally do not remember anything.
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  Speaker 3: It passed probably half ten in the evenings. I got
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  Speaker 3: home eventually, so in touch.
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  Speaker 4: I like that. Yeah, I'd like to see if these
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  Speaker 4: guys know anything about what I go up to, because
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  Speaker 4: I have no fucking clue.
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  Speaker 1: I know I was pretty high. I don't know how,
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  Speaker 1: Like we got herb over to the UK the way
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  Speaker 1: you did, sir, But whatever you got man Acapulco gold
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  Speaker 1: was golden, sir. But it was amazing. Man. All I
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  Speaker 1: know is we had a good time, and I woke
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  Speaker 1: up with my bottom parts feeling really nice and tender.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder what happened in my ass, So happy birthday again.
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  Speaker 1: If it wasn't said enough last.
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  Speaker 4: Night, I don't know what was said last night. I'm
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  Speaker 4: assuming it was. Next up.
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  Speaker 3: He is a gamer here, is a storyteller, and he
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  Speaker 3: was the youngest of Aaron's friends. Now he's just indiscriminate
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  Speaker 3: friend zero eight. What I will say is that he
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  Speaker 3: is the soundboards savant.
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  Speaker 5: He is, he has a serial number.
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  Speaker 3: I've gotta give you something. So I thought soundboard savant
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  Speaker 3: would be quite nice.
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  Speaker 7: I like that.
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  Speaker 4: So again, second question, what the fuck did I get
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  Speaker 4: up to you last night?
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  Speaker 7: Look, man, I don't know how you did it, but
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  Speaker 7: we're gonna have to return the gold medal back to
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  Speaker 7: the Olympics.
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  Speaker 6: I know that guy got screwed up out.
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  Speaker 7: From his dick being too big, but like, we can't
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  Speaker 7: just go steal a cold metal from the first who
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  Speaker 7: one and gave it to him.
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  Speaker 6: You know, there's there's rules of regulations against that.
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  Speaker 3: That's why he was asking to use my dick as
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  Speaker 3: a poll. Well, if you can get in contact with them,
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  Speaker 3: find out a way we can just light ups it back,
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  Speaker 3: that'd be great.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it can't be too big though, because otherwise I'll
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  Speaker 7: get disqualified and you can't set it out.
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  Speaker 4: Things you can say that the Olympics and also about
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  Speaker 4: your girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: He is the man who is usually in charge but
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  Speaker 3: loves it when I come in and takeover because he
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  Speaker 3: doesn't have to do shit. But it gets more ancisy
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  Speaker 3: because he has no clue what's going to happen. It
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  Speaker 3: is the amazing, the awesome, the incomparable, Aaron, Yeah, accurate.
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  Speaker 5: This is so uncomfortable. Genuinately, I have that fight so
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  Speaker 5: most people feeling a little off guard, a little vulnerable,
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  Speaker 5: a little naked right now. Uh And sadly I'm not
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  Speaker 5: actually any of those things.
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  Speaker 1: But unlike last night.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it.
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  Speaker 4: Just lets my mind imagine. I'm happy with that and currenty.
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  Speaker 5: I can barely remember what happened last night. I just
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  Speaker 5: know three things. One, the Red Lion pub is naming
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  Speaker 5: a sandwich after you. The Blue Sheet plub has declared
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  Speaker 5: you an enemy and you're not allowed to go back in.
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  Speaker 5: And someone named P. C. Wilkerson called me asking about you.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know if you're getting computer repaired none or
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  Speaker 5: what that's about.
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  Speaker 4: All I know is that I've got a new trunction.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where it came from, shooting the Blue
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  Speaker 3: Sheet pup enemies of me because of Scottish and you know, Scottish.
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  Speaker 5: English for those listening, I do know that PC is
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  Speaker 5: a typical like cop title. The joke was that it's
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  Speaker 5: a policeman calling. Uh so I did know that.
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  Speaker 4: I did know that.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just having fun.
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  Speaker 4: I appreciate the fact you want to explain the joke,
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  Speaker 4: but he didn't even have to.
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  Speaker 6: But this is why you're explained to the Americans, And yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I know, Augie's blank.
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  Speaker 5: Look, you told me everything I need. I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 5: going to have to explain this and that's going to
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  Speaker 5: make the joke either worse or better. Let's see it better.
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  Speaker 4: Here's the question. Here's the question. All the boys biked.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, they're big out of their minds.
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  Speaker 4: There was no point in the explained that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're probably right, you're out the other probably you
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  Speaker 5: might have gone the same.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I had it.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna finish and hang up. We're gonna walk outside,
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  Speaker 5: and he's gonna turn to me and go, what was
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  Speaker 5: that PC? Wilkers any thing about.
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  Speaker 8: Who?
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  Speaker 3: It's like an Apple TV show where they just go
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  Speaker 3: out of the work and totally forget about what they
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  Speaker 3: do at work.
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  Speaker 5: Yep, yep, yep, that's my every day.
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  Speaker 1: I think that everybody's every day.
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  Speaker 4: Everybody's every day. Yeah, I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Lie, right, you know how this game goes. We got
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  Speaker 3: three different rounds, loads of points on off for hilarity ensues,
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  Speaker 3: so I think we'll get on with it, shall we.
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  Speaker 4: So Round number one is the missing headlines.
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  Speaker 3: So I've got a couple of headlines for these gentlemen,
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  Speaker 3: but there are a couple of words missing. All I
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  Speaker 3: need to know is what's missing, and I'll tell you
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  Speaker 3: the story. Certainly, let's start with you, Aaron, because you're
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  Speaker 3: normally in the driver's seats, so I'll let you go first.
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  Speaker 3: Headline number one is woman slams passenger for blank on flight,
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  Speaker 3: but some say she's the problem. Woman slams passenger for
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  Speaker 3: blank on flight, but some say she's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Mhmm, what is that blank?
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  Speaker 5: Do you want a real answer or a joke answer.
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  Speaker 4: I will give you points for Joe caunces. I'll give
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  Speaker 4: you points for acturacy, so tough. Oh damn woman's You
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  Speaker 4: can give me two ounces if you want.
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  Speaker 5: A woman slams passenger for naked rap battling, and I
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  Speaker 5: would say she's the problem. I mean, bring that ship on.
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  Speaker 5: I want to see more naked rap on while we're flying.
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  Speaker 4: I want to see that. Definitely would dis way get
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  Speaker 4: my get my wrap, BUTTL on a horrid site for
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  Speaker 4: those watching, But fuck you you chose it.
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  Speaker 5: I enjoyed it.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I can't look away? Was on patient.
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  Speaker 5: Stevie's re.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, uh I.
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  Speaker 7: Blank.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's old gummer.
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  Speaker 5: Woman slams passenger for old gummer. But some say is
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  Speaker 5: the problem.
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  Speaker 4: She's being a fussy bitch. Oh and he's the gummer.
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  Speaker 4: Is a good gummer.
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  Speaker 1: Even the worst gummer is at least a good gumer.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want to eat any like corn?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah that's good point.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, okay, Stevie, what's your.
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  Speaker 1: Woman slams passenger for stealing WWE belt during flight?
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  Speaker 6: Else would twenty four to seven championship?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Get it because you're slamming somebody. Yeah, you guys were
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  Speaker 1: doing the verbal slam. I was thinking physically somebody.
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  Speaker 4: I like the literality of I'll give you each party
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  Speaker 4: for that. Anybody want to try and have a guess
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  Speaker 4: of what the answer could be.
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  Speaker 5: Nursing, breastfeeding, let's seeing breastfeeding.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, videoing her herself videoing? Okay, doing things.
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  Speaker 7: I think praying.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's praying.
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  Speaker 7: Actually yeah, like maybe it was something another religion or something.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So the answer is women Salam's passenger for man
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  Speaker 3: spreading on flight, but some say she's the problem.
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  Speaker 4: Opinion changes.
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  Speaker 3: Woman has divided opinions after criticizing a fellow passenger for
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  Speaker 3: man spreading whilst asleepranding her into her middle seat on
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  Speaker 3: a plane during a three hour flight, Brandinggan's actions is inconsiderate.
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  Speaker 3: The disgruntled woman narrated how she was left with barely
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  Speaker 3: any leg room due to his intrusion into her space. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: someone read it suggested that she might be judging the
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  Speaker 3: man too harshly, pointing out that he's likely unaware of
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  Speaker 3: his man spreading given that he's asleep.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, he's asleep.
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  Speaker 1: Like what.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this comes into a point of am I the asshole?
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  Speaker 5: She's definitely the asshole? Like like how does she sleep
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  Speaker 5: with her eyes wide open? And is she partially aware
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  Speaker 5: when she sleeps? Like like no other human nun her?
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  Speaker 8: You know you do?
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  Speaker 1: You wake his ass up and telling them move his
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  Speaker 1: fucking leg over so you disturbs and make him judge
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  Speaker 1: to sleep again? Get your point in us.
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  Speaker 5: I mean Jesus, I mean that's the only thing you.
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  Speaker 1: Really do though. It's either you stay uncomfortable in the
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  Speaker 1: middle seat for the flow, or you wake him up
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  Speaker 1: and ask him to move your fucking legs. Like that's
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  Speaker 1: the only thing you can do, right.
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  Speaker 6: That man is sleeping maliciously next.
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  Speaker 5: To push his legs aside with yours.
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  Speaker 1: Just now, question if you reversed it though it was
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  Speaker 1: a woman and her legs were over there, would you
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  Speaker 1: do the same thing and push her leg away though,
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  Speaker 1: or would you get scared to do it get in sexual.
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  Speaker 5: If it's a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's okay to do it the other way.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's completely okay. I would understand. No, No, I
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  Speaker 5: would completely understand.
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  Speaker 1: Like I mean, I would understand too. I have no
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  Speaker 1: problem people touch the my leg.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like if I'm if I'm accidentally man spreading because
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  Speaker 5: I'm sleeping it, feel free to move my legs, like
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  Speaker 5: do whatever. If if I'm getting in your way, please
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  Speaker 5: do something to let me know them or just to
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  Speaker 5: get me out of your way. Don't just sit there
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  Speaker 5: and whind and complain as soon as I wake up,
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  Speaker 5: you in considerate prick.
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  Speaker 3: Right leg middle leg anything just to get his attention
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  Speaker 3: to touch them. So I'll give you all a point
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  Speaker 3: for your comedy answers. I don't think I can give
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  Speaker 3: you anybody accuracy.
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  Speaker 1: On that one.
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  Speaker 5: I had one more? Can I just quickly sneak woman
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  Speaker 5: slams passenger for saying she's the problem, but some say
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  Speaker 5: she's the problem.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what? That one gets the point.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't know, but it was good, right, argue.
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  Speaker 3: We'll come to you for question number two, very quick one.
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  Speaker 3: Blank vending machines booming in Germany. That's blank, vending machines
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  Speaker 3: booming in Germany? What type of vending machines are going
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  Speaker 3: to be booming in Germany?
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  Speaker 4: Rob yourselves. Let's let's keep hanging.
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  Speaker 5: I got it. I got it, I mean, assuming nobody
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  Speaker 5: steals my answer, I got I got a.
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  Speaker 6: God damn, I guess beer machines.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell? Okay, quick drink? Yeah, I can see that. Germany. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: helphole is is prevalent, especially October.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Stevie's deep in thought.
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  Speaker 1: Stevie, It's it's so difficult, man. Do you want me
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  Speaker 1: to go well, I'll try not to do stupid like
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  Speaker 1: easy one to try out something clever.
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  Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm ready.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, let's just make it over this timestamp that
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  Speaker 3: Stevie's trying to come up with something clever.
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  Speaker 1: I said trying. I didn't say it was gonna be
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  Speaker 1: clever at any point. I said, trying to come up
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  Speaker 1: with something clever. Prerequisite you know, you know, we don't
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  Speaker 1: have all the time in the world.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well, can I go uh live? Grenade? Vending
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  Speaker 5: machines are booming in Germany.
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  Speaker 4: Going off with a bang.
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  Speaker 5: See, it's just they're literally booming.
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  Speaker 1: They're literally booming. My booming is from the other way,
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  Speaker 1: laxative vending machines booming.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, does anybody want to have to try and stab
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  Speaker 4: in the dark for.
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  Speaker 5: Related Stevie's is kind of a possibility. I'll say, clean underwear.
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  Speaker 4: I would saying it is in Japan, but Japan have
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  Speaker 4: the dirt.
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  Speaker 1: Was it breast milk like baby formula? Like alternatives? Okay,
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: breast milk. I don't know why I went breast thinking
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  Speaker 1: boobs that milk.
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  Speaker 5: Hang, you might be on the right track with beer.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have those already though the Oh no, it's Canada.
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  Speaker 1: Canada already had those. Oh yeah, maybe not now they
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  Speaker 1: used to back in the nineties.
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  Speaker 7: I'm thinking, I'm thinking like candy. I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: if candy machines were very prevalent in Germany, I've never been.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not really candy, because you know, candy for
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  Speaker 3: most vending machines. When when I say this, you'll understand
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  Speaker 3: why it's Germany. Okay, the answer is sausage vending machines.
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  Speaker 1: Sense it does, of course we have about machine.
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, what you want the sausage.
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  Speaker 3: So hungry Germans craving a sausage in the dead of
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  Speaker 3: night are increasingly turning to vending machines for they're brockworst
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  Speaker 3: worst and barbecue meats.
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  Speaker 4: The machines are booming outside German cities where shops are
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  Speaker 4: less likely to stay open for long hours.
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  Speaker 3: According to a served by the Gym and Press Agency,
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  Speaker 3: especially in structurally weak rural areas, vending.
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  Speaker 4: Machine solution's becoming increasingly popular.
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  Speaker 3: There's a strong development towards the vendue machine, which is
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  Speaker 3: used used to deliver milk, meat and eggs and other
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  Speaker 3: produce to customers outside of court opening times. Apparently you
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  Speaker 3: can also get potato salad in there as well.
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  Speaker 5: I know I crave a sausage in the dead of night.
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  Speaker 1: Who doesn't erin? I mean for real, right between my buns?
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  Speaker 3: Man, this grave so much sausage. She's actually gone to
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  Speaker 3: another country to get some. Apparently everything's bigger there as well, so.
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  Speaker 1: They say I lived there for a while. I can
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  Speaker 1: definitely like not.
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  Speaker 4: Actually that's why I reckon my blood type is Texas.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: When I should ever anything seems smaller?
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  Speaker 4: Has you did have any glasses off?
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  Speaker 5: He's not wrong, right, Stevie your gora.
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  Speaker 3: Russian man arrested under anti terror law after talking about blank.
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  Speaker 3: Now not anything bad? Okay, get the immediate thoughts out
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  Speaker 3: of your mind.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Russian man arrested under anti terror law after talking about blank.
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  Speaker 4: Deep in thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Russian man arrested under anti terror lah What was it against?
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  Speaker 1: Say one more time?
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  Speaker 4: After talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Russian man arrested under anti.
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  Speaker 4: Ter You have that little gigglebee something coming to mind.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: After're talking about shaving butt hairs in public, Because if
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: you haven't learned anything yet from anything that I've podcasted on,
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  Speaker 1: has never shaved your butt hairs, It has comeback and grown,
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  Speaker 1: and it's more uncomfortable and it's thicker and it's.
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  Speaker 5: Not a lie.
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: It just gets worse and worse the more you do it.
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  Speaker 1: So he was just trying to spread like PSAs. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, when you start talking about butts and stuff,
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: the government always tries to shut you down. So anti terror,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: everything's classified on your anti terror everything could be classified
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: on her anti terror.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: They can't come to Stevie for infotainment, right, Aaron, what
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: you got?
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: Russian man arrested under anti terror law after talking about
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: live grenade vending machines.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, tell people about they will be so many.
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: Probably the person who was talking you said, let's put
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: in that you are welcome, you, you are welcome.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: You gotta talk to you by the anti terror group
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: for talking about opening up a Chipotle retail chain.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You know what, that is a terrorist threat.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: That's terrifly your war crime threat.
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: Everybody's bowels.
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: I'll give you a point for that. Everybody wanted to
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: have a guess what could be my little pony?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I can believe it. Probably talking a
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: wow new leadership terror. Yes, he's right, he spoke about
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: heard a.
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: Lot of talk about terror here. Arrested for talking about terrors.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: All right, I was gonna say this, one's a thinker.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: Russian man arrested under anti terror law after talking about
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: being really scared.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: After the fear of.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, it was like, no, we're anti terror. You going jail.
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: Trust me when you hear this, it's even more random.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Russian man arrested and anti terror law after talking about
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: the philosophy of yoga.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: What you can't be zen in Russia? You got to
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: be angry all the time. How are you going to
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: speak your language if you can't do it in angry voice? Yeah,
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: you can't be nice and do it. Well, I mean
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: you can't, but it's only sexy time talk. That's the
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: only way you can do it. And think of the
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Russian language.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Please elaborate.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, not you TV, who knows the story.
• 23:07
  Speaker 6: The host of the show today, we would like to talk.
• 23:12
  Speaker 5: Not all about you, Stev looney tune.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: So, a Russian yoga teacher has been arrested for quote
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: illegal missionary activity under controversial new laws to signed the
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: combat terrorism so Dmitri Ugi is said to have folded foul.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Of the country's anti terror measures, dubbed a big brother law. Well,
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: given the talk about the philosophy of yoga. At the
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: Saint Petersburg Festival, the computer programmer was wrestled in charge
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: with allegedly conducting illegal missionary activity, which is a fence center.
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: The so called yarrow by Yarrave laws brought in last
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: year legal missionary activity, even though most of it is
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: doggie fashion.
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: So he was the yogi yogi.
• 24:03
  Speaker 6: You try to repieced together exodia.
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: The yoga yo That's why he's arrested, so you can
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: get at.
• 24:18
  Speaker 6: Like everybody else in that fucking show.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: I used to watch that show. Right last headline, are
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: you ready for this? Right?
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Sheep start behaving strangely after eating blank in greenhouse. Sheep
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: start behaving strangely after eating blank in greenhouse. I would
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: love to see where all the words come from here.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: What have you got for me, Aaron?
• 24:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, mine's kind of a money, Python asked. At
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: least it feels that way. Sheep start behaving straight after
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: eating green people in greenhouse.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: That is very much pop. I will give you that one.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: I just uh, my brain didn't go funny right away.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: My brain went real logical answer. So I think I have,
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: I have, I might have. I'm hoping I have the real,
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: actual answer. That was the best I can do under
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: short time constraints.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: We'll take it. We'll take it.
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: O what you go?
• 25:27
  Speaker 6: I think they compost.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Are you going straight for the for the real answer.
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: I think you're trying for it?
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Fair enough, fair enough, Stevie you.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: And say evil because I was like, oh, brains, I'll
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: go bod people. Now I can't even do my fucking jokes,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: so I don't fucking know. I was gonna go scientific
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: and ship then to start trying to get the answer,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: because he took the only thing that game into my mind.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: She started behaving strangely after eating l G in the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: greenhouse because they all at all high and ship interesting.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: So with their brains they went and then they went
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: like zombie. And now we got zombie sheep people, so
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta look out for the zombies sheep.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: All right, fair enough, I think when you read it out,
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: my initial thought was marijuana. Somebody was throwing marijuana in
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: the greenhouse and the sheep started eating it and just
• 26:24
  Speaker 5: started chilling out.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Man, you know what sheep normally do, though it wouldn't started.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: Chilling out and started talking about yoga and get arrested
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: in Russian.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Trying to.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Downward dog is a little scary.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, like.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: A species is.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: The dog yells or a sheep word or something. I'm bad.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: There is sheep stop even strangely after eating a hundred
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: kilograms of cannabis.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: In greenhouse extra point for a flock of sheep acting
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: weirdly were found much down on the croper weed. Wildfire's
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: heat waves and flooding had destroyed key grazing areas for
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: the flock near Thessally in Greece, so the sheep invaded greenhouse,
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: which produces medical cannabis. The owner told the local newspaper
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: that his crop had already been badly damaged by the
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: extreme weather. Once inside, the sheep simply finished off what
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: was left.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: All those poor patients are not going to get their
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: weed exactly, shepherd said.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: The sheep began to exhibit strange behavior after returning, and
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: he said they were jumping higher than goats, which never happens.
• 27:47
  Speaker 9: Ship.
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: Somebody jump around the sheep.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Rhythm. Actually, I want to see that now, Like how
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: cool would it be just you see like a wave
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: of sheep all like bobbing and bouncing the fucking music together.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, don't do it. But if they happen to
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: get into some like video with some music, I'm not
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: saying give it to them. I'm just saying, if they
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: happen to come along sum and eat it on their
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: own without it being planted there by a human on purpose.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: For the animal, the opinions in studia are not necessarily
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: the opinions of.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, I'll try to animals species, sir.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: The show scores are currently oh you ce both with
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: three points each, Aaron currently in the lead with four.
• 28:50
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: So we're gonna take a quick break right now, listen
• 28:55
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• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Here will be a bow, and we'll be back for
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the second part of bfy CW with
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: myself Crunch as the host. I'm the three boys doing
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: what the thirty boys do best, just laughing at me.
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  Speaker 6: One thing.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: We're good laughing, right.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: You boys? Ready for game number two?
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Hell yeah?
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Gay Number two is.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: A UK version of are you being Stevieedall.
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: Close?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Because it's all about UK stuff. I'm calling it pulling
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: your pisser because that is a UK phrase. If you
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: know someone's lying to you, you'd say, oh, you pull
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: a pis And yeah, So am I telling you the
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: truth about these ten facts? Or am I pulling your pisser?
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Simple as that. And because these are all UK based facts,
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: they're either true or not so true. So there's a
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: little bit of hints on everything.
• 30:49
  Speaker 4: All right, it's gonna be cool.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: I'm excited.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: So let's start with oggie.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: Then for question number one or fact number one, I
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: should say. In the large village of Williston in Cheshire,
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: a heavy competition takes place annually. Players use the garden
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: fork in music to entice worms out of the ground.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: The competition is thirty minutes long with strict rules. The
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: individual was the most worms receives a gold trophy in
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the shape of a rampant worm a worm Charming festival
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: in Williston, Cheshire.
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: Is that true? Or am I pulling a pisser a wormharm?
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: I don't can Maybe man, I should be the one
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: that understands this, and I don't.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: I think this one might be real. Though, I think
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: this one might be real.
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: You're saying real, Yeah, okay, Stevie, what do you think?
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I think you're pulling my pistol crunchy and
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: not like that one time, not like that last night. No,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's something different. I don't think it's actually
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: worms you're trying to get out.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Have one real one?
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: Aaron down to you, uh, crunchy, just because I want
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: you to be I think you're pulling my pisser.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: We're not talking about you that we're talking about.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, no, I want you to charm my worm
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: to uh yeah no I I I think this is
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: made up, or at least partially made up. I'm gonna
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: say you're pulling our pisser.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Someone's getting points. I'm not someone is there is worm
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Charming Championships. It's all as accurate as I There.
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: Was so much detail that I thought he was trying
• 32:46
  Speaker 5: to make us think it was real. No.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: I genuinely could remember if you could attract worms just
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: using like a tuning for or something like that.
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: But I'm starting to kind of slowly remember some of
• 32:57
  Speaker 6: the classes.
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: Well, good on you.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Right, Stevie, you your turn for question but two awesome.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Also known as Cornish hurling hurling, the silver ball is
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: a sports unique to Cornwall. The ball is made of
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: sterling silver and weighs approximately twenty ounces. It is thrown
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: from one goal to the next, which are two miles apart.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: The crowd is allowed to touch the ball, which is
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: supposed to.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: Bring luck and fertility. Is Cornish hurling? True? Or am
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: I pulling a Pisso?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: I got stuck at how many ounces? You said? Now,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I was like trying to convert that over the weed,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: and I just got lost because why wouldn't you forty ounces? No,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Stevie only works in weed, you said, yeah, right.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: It's like the metric system, purial metric, urial metrics.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be over two miles.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: They use miles apart.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: They don't use miles and you okay, this is this.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: Is we don't use the UK No, they use miles,
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: and they don't.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: They don't exist over there.
• 34:10
  Speaker 4: Well, the bridge don't exist miles those are.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: There is a road over there quite literally called the
• 34:16
  Speaker 5: Golden the Royal Mile. So yeah, they used miles.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: That's no, no, no, you get into the greenhouse.
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: It's true.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not.
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: I know. I know that they're mostly metric. They are,
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: they are aware of what miles are, and they do
• 34:38
  Speaker 5: occasionally use it as a measure.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, because the king was over there and to use
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: his foot for a mile or some ship. Right, I don't.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I'm just looking at Crunchy holding his head and laughing,
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: and I think that's a sign that maybe not so much.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: I feels like you're every single miles.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, so was he telling the truth?
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: I'm telling you now.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: I'm sending you a photo of my car which says
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: miles out of left in the tank, so that you
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: know that we work in miles.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: You're sharing those on the other side though, right.
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: Stevie, You're missing the point here. How fucked up is
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: it that the UK uses miles, but yet we just
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: go north and Canada uses they use kilometers.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I am sorry, Stevie. I'm just gonna put this one
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: more away, so you know how. There's the metric system,
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: our system. The name for it is imperial. Imperial comes
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: from empire. What fucking empire? Do you think we got
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: that from the Ottoman?
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: No?
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: Not the one? All right, I give up, just say true.
• 35:57
  Speaker 6: I think is pulling my pistor.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Fair enough?
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: You think, Aaron, I think you're telling the truth.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: Do you think I'm telling the truth?
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: I think you're telling the truth as well.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Tell the truth as well. It is very much true, genuinely.
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Is a game called Cornish hurling, and there's huge crowds
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: just watching two teams just passing this ball and rolling
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: up and down the fucking street.
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: It's crazy.
• 36:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's like the prior fact.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: I want you to hurl my balls, harr balls, charm
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: your worm.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Yes, at least two miles the balls, I swear. The
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: next one is about gravy. I'm done.
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: The biscuits and gravy.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, number three move on before I think
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: about your worm too much, all right. Number three Brighton
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: celebrates the longest day of the year with the Fire
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: of the Sun Festival at the beginning of the winter solstice,
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: local support the making of lanterns with a different theme
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: every year. Included in the festival is a parade procession
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: with the lanterns, bonfire, fireworks display and musical entertainment. The
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Fire of the Sun Festival.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Is that real? Or am I pulling your pisson?
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: You're pulling me a pisser? Sir?
• 37:33
  Speaker 4: You think I'm pulling your pistol? That was very quick?
• 37:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just got a feeling.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: A fire festival. I don't know.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: There just there's so many of them that are like
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: celebrated fire festival.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah, another fire festival.
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: Well it's specifically this one's about the sun, which there
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: are many across the world.
• 37:56
  Speaker 6: But I don't think this one is real though.
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: So you think I'm pulling your pisto as well?
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: I think you're pulling I think you're yanking my chain.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Stevie, Ah, I blanked out part way through your description
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: of it. I didn't hear the country this was in.
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: Let me give you a hint. Everything about this Branttan
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: is to do with the U.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: K Okay, So it's not Germany. Okay, cool and.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: Germany is in your head and it means Britain, Ireland
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: and Scotland and Wales.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: You mean England died in Scotland Wales.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, okay in that case, anywhere in that case.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Damn it did I try to get a point. Aaron
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: said it was fake this time and it's about time
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: for country country to switch it up. But I want
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: to beat Aaron, so I'm gonna say this is real.
• 38:53
  Speaker 4: You think this is really on the two points?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: You think I'm pulling the Yeah, do you think I
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: would actually pull a Stevie and that just go like
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: of like five rolls around.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: No, it is fake.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's for some reason it didn't feel British enough,
• 39:08
  Speaker 5: like genuinely.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: So the festival is real, but it's not called the
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: Fire of the Sun festival.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: It's actually called the Burning of the Clocks festival because
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: the lanterns are made like clock themed and they burned
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: the clocks during the festival.
• 39:25
  Speaker 5: That feels more British. Yeah, it was like Fire of
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: the Sun.
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: What, Yeah, like celebrating the sun.
• 39:34
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I'm pretty sure you get the same forecast
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: we do here.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Clouds Change is actually sending to that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: It's nice.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Right, I'll number four. This one's very close to my home.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Cheese rolling is the event seen around the world involves
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: people running up a steep hill affect a piece of cheese.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: This year's events included YouTube I show speed. So is
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: cheese rolling real? Or am pulling a pissa?
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: Did he show speed?
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: Umm running up a hill to grab a roll?
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: Uh? I think of cheese.
• 40:16
  Speaker 6: I think you're pulling.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Enough. Hm steeviee.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I believe this is a real event. I don't know
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: if the rest of the story is real, like the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: person or like it's an actual big thing, but I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: know this has been done. It has to have been done.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: People are dumb. We do dumb things all the time.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: So I guarantee you somebody who took a wheel of
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: cheese and like tried to go up a hill to
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: grab it, or something like as a competition, like I
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: bet you can do it quicker than you or something,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: or I bet this cheese rolls faster than this one
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: or something like that. So I'm gonna say it's real.
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: You're gonna say it's real, and you're gonna say everything
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: about that is real. No, but yes, no, but yet.
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna say it's real. The only thing
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: I'm not certain of is the YouTuber. But like, I
• 41:07
  Speaker 5: don't know if you're going to call us out on that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: And I call bullshit. But I think the cheese rolling
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Festival or you know, gathering or whatever you want to
• 41:18
  Speaker 5: call it, I think that's genuinely real.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: The event is real. I show speed is real. You
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: can see he was there this year. But you don't
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: go up a hill. You actually follow a piece of
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: cheese down a hill and the hill is about that
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: much of an incline, about sixty degrees south.
• 41:39
  Speaker 5: I call bullshit. How do you get to the top
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: of the hill to begin with?
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, people climb out the side of the hill the
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: other side with a.
• 41:49
  Speaker 5: Still counts, still counts. You're climbing up a hill and
• 41:52
  Speaker 5: get the cheese and then you're rolling the cheese down
• 41:55
  Speaker 5: and chasing after it. So I will not be penalized
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: for some man.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: You're getting some antics.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: If you go to the slow guys. They did a
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: slow moo video of this hues event. So what watch
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: them falling down, rolling over and smacking their heads and slow.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: So why are you in the hospital? You break all
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: these bonds by cheese, send them to the award.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: It used to be a sanctioned event, but because it
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: costs so much for like ambulances and police everything like that,
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: they couldn't be able to afford it. So if it's
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: now an unofficially unsanctioned event, but it's been going on
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: for years.
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: I would hope someone's checking for rocks along.
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: That have fun.
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: Bloody rocks are the ones in their heads.
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: After they slam into them?
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that might That might be the last pedantic one
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: I give you. Okay, oh, Steve, you number five. Britain
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: is known for some weird and wonderful place names that
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: include cocker Mouth, great Snotting, and Penistone. Some of the
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: lesser known places include Bitchfield, wet Wang, and Shitterton. All
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: those place names real.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: All of them are real. They're all real. If they're not,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: we should petition.
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: Names.
• 43:32
  Speaker 5: Can you repeat them for me?
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: I think I can for you.
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: So cocker Mouth, great Snotting, Penistone, Bitchfield, wet Wang, Shitterton.
• 43:49
  Speaker 5: So I know for a fact that four of those
• 43:51
  Speaker 5: are real. It's the two in the middle that I'm
• 43:55
  Speaker 5: not sure of, which was no, no, No, no, the
• 44:00
  Speaker 5: two in the middle of each set of three great
• 44:04
  Speaker 5: great smelting, and so if any one of these is false,
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: the whole thing is considered false. Just checking so I
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: don't get pulled on a technicality again, that's that's based
• 44:17
  Speaker 5: on a lie. I'm still powdering.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Doesn't like to be wrong.
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: I'll say true, I wasn't wrong. I wasn't wrong.
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: They have to go up the hill to go down
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: the hill. Gravity words, thank you, thank you.
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: You.
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: I need to give you a hug.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I'll give you the special hug. I'll give
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: you a wet wan mouth.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: And give it a great It's not again.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Like that, I think, Oh yeah, I'll give this to
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: the first one. You haven't got a point for They
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: are actually all true.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say. I knew for a fact Cockermouth, Bitchfield, Shitterton.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: And what was the third one, just to leave penistone,
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: Penis Stone.
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: I knew those were absolutely real because I've seen I've
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: seen like maps of Britain with all these just dirty ship.
• 45:41
  Speaker 5: There's so many of them.
• 45:42
  Speaker 12: There's so many, oh yeah, too many, absolutely too many, right, Aaron,
• 45:48
  Speaker 12: this is your one hit me UK particularly Scotland is
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: known for the hagis.
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: The hagis is a herb of herb herbivorous.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Animal, meaning it prime only feeds on plants. The because
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: there's the various grasses, heather and other vegetation found in
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: their habitat. This provides them with the necessary nutrients to
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: survive and thrive in the.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Harsh Scottish landscapes. Is that true? Am I'm pulling your pistol.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: You're pulling my pistol.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: Okay okai.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: Unless there was a new species is suddenly discovered and
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: they decided to name it haggs.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure you see.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're pulling our fists.
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm absolutely.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: Chance of sneaking that past Augie and Stevie because they're baked.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: But I mean probably I shouldn't have started.
• 46:45
  Speaker 7: If you were to start with Steve, you would have
• 46:47
  Speaker 7: been here for like five minutes going back and forth about.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I want to eat haggas but we can't because we
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: can't have lung here.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, listening.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Haggis is actually a traditional Scottish dish containing the heart,
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: lungs and liver of a sheep, as well as onion,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: suet spices. Salt and pepper. It's traditionally in case in
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: a sheep's stomach before being boiled for several hours. To
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: give some context for its creation, it was invented during
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: the sixteenth century when the average person in Scotland was
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: experiencing severe hardships called.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: By the English rulers, and yet they still said remain
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: sorry local joke here.
• 47:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it doesn't make sense like we can have euro
• 47:29
  Speaker 6: but we can't have sheep.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: We have mutton. It's different. Trust as lamb right argue
• 47:40
  Speaker 4: number seven for you. The UK also holds what is
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: known as the Cotswold Olympics l y Mpic k s
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: the shinkicking contest, what is considered the oldest and most
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: traditional part of the games, still lives on today. Many
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: other games, such as marathon, tugger war and bizarre mix
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: of local rural sports are featured in the Cotswold Olympics.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Is that true? Or am I pulling your pistol?
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say this one's true.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: You say this one's true? Fair enough?
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: Stevie be run by like one guy, but that would
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: suck so bad. I have a feeling one of the
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: details in here is not right. But that would be
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: fun to watch. But I'm gonna see you're poll.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: On our Okay, Aaron, what do you think I want
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: this to be real?
• 48:30
  Speaker 9: So I'm saying it's real, right, I want to watch
• 48:34
  Speaker 9: for sure.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: The Cotswold Olympics is completely real. Yeah, shin kicking is
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: an actual sport. It's basically two guys with what looks
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: like doctors over coach just grab hold each other by
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: the shoulder and just try and kick the shines out
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: of the until one of them goes down?
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Is one one at a time or you just go nuts?
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Jesus, I think that's it's Yeah, so on on one fight,
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: like I.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: Mean, it's like those slap context where they just fall
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: out a full palm.
• 49:06
  Speaker 4: Oh god.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Actually I people get knocked out by getting slap so hard.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: It's fucked up.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: You get your knees taken out?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Oh no, ye, not your knees, your ships.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Your.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Actual ships. Stevie for you question number eight.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 4: The UK has some weird laws too.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: The Public Health Act of nineteen thirty six states that
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: it is a legal responsibility for cab drivers to ask
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: their passengers if they have the plague or small pox?
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: Is that true steaming.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, you know what, I could believe that being true,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: especially as a mandate for shit happening. So yeah, I say, yeah,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: it's true.
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: You're gonna say that's true.
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, crunchy, Are you saying that law is still in
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: effect today?
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: I am saying that law is still an effect today.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: Whether it's actually enacted or whether it's enforced, I cannot
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: say for certain, but the lall still acts today.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: All I know is that I was in a couple
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: of taxies last night, and for what I can remember,
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: I wasn't asked if I had to play with smallpox.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you were agreed to everything anyway.
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll say it's real.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: You'll say it's real. M. I like the fact that
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: not one of, not one of the only one that
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: you've all agreed on is the hag. This one very strange,
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: but it is actually real, gotcha. Yeah, they probably never
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: even looked at But we did.
• 50:45
  Speaker 5: An episode of A and E all about strange British laws,
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: and I'm not sure if that was one of them,
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: but I remembered something along those lines being true, and
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: I'm like, and I couldn't believe it at the time.
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: You still have to ask by law, Oh my god,
• 51:01
  Speaker 7: I don't want to spread those diseases around.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Aaron, yeah number nine for you, Yes, sir. Another law.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: It is also an offense to put your stamps on
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: your letters upside down, as this is part of the
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Trees and fell In the Act of eighteen forty eight,
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: which states that any intention to iss honor the monarchy
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: would be a criminal offense. Is the act of putting
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: stamps upside down an defense?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Real? Or am I putting your Pisso.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: This is tough.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: I don't like to make it easy for you.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: You're not. I'm gonna lean because I don't believe you
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: did cover this one. On that episode of A and
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: E I was talking about I'm gonna lean real. I
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: think real.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: You're going to say it's real, Obie, what do you think, m.
• 51:57
  Speaker 6: I gonna still say you're poll at our pisser?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You still say, Steve, I don't think the British use stamps.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: I think that's a US thing. So I'm gonna say
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: it's fake.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: So we don't have Miles postage, So we don't have stamps.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: You guys don't get have like those forever stamps with
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: the flags. I don't like we do. So I know,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I know it wouldn't work over there.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: How would they deliver mail anything.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: It's called us, the US.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: They don't have roads exactly.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: We don't work in miles.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they do kilometers on the wrong side of the road. People,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: come on, we do monkeys. Monkeys per higher.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: So I asked if putting the stamp upside down was
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: I was puging a piss, I was putting a pistol.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: So the trees and balle the act is real, but
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: putting the stamp upside down was only ever a a myth.
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: It's never been. It's never real.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Feel bad for that blind persons. They are just trying
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: to mail a letter.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: You know. I must have heard of the myth at
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: some point, because it felt like I'd heard of that before.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: And finally we finished with OI. Yes, the last one,
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: the last weird law.
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: Whales or sturgeons need to be offered to the reigning
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: monarch when they become beached. This law dates back to
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: thirteen twenty two, when Edward the Second decreed that the
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: head and spermasetti of a whales should be given to
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: the king, while the rest.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Of the carcass belonged to the finder. Now is that
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: true or I'm putting it Stevie? Are you laughing at
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: the words, SERBACETI I thought you might.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I think I was just like this king back that
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I want to degree this woy.
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: I love me some whales.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: You all can have the rest of it. I just
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: want that.
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sure supera Marset he played for like the Boston
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: Celtics or something. I think, do you think I'm pulling yours?
• 54:14
  Speaker 6: I believe this.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I think some dude just wants to get thinks it's
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: some kind of eff or something. Yeah, I betually that's
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: what it is too. And he's like, no, you're just
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: not meant for peasants. That's meant for royalty and blue
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: blood only or.
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: Whatever or whatever.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: Fair Enough, Aaron, I have no freaking clue, but I'll
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: say it's real.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: You'll say it's real. You are very right to go real.
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: It is true, yep, because the English are fucked up.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: So at the end of that round, the points for
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: the show currently stand that Aaron with eleven points, Oie
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: with ten points, I'm Stevie with eight points.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: On the boards.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: Still anybody's game.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: It is still anybody's game because we're playing a newer
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: classic and the points are accumulated, So come back with
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: us after the break for the final round.
• 55:14
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• 56:12
  Speaker 3: Welcome back to the final parts I'll be f y
• 56:15
  Speaker 3: tw hosted by myself. Before we get into the last game,
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: there are some comments that the boys would like to
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: share with you because you are awesome people and you
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: reach out to us on the regular occasion.
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: So boys, take it away.
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: Heck yeah, I'd like to start off with we got
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I've actually got a DM from Kristen f from our Patreon.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Oh very cool.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: It was the right, the moment, the moment. The video
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: version released that Monday morning, she commented within the first
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: leg of episode.
• 56:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah with the gate Leapers and Caroline the Ultrope Hope, yep, yep, I.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Got the deal right, Like, oh my god, this week's
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: episode so fucking amazing, so so so good.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Hell yeah, which was.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Just great because it was I it took me about
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: five hours to edit last week's episode because I Am
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: not kidding. I kept replaying portions of It was fun
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: to listen to, specifically the themes that you came up with,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the added themes that we you put into the episode
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: for the other people. It was just so damn good,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: so like it was hit.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry about the dog right of this episode.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: No no, no, but yes, no, yep. The next one
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: comes from our one of our tiktoks we posted through Patriots.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: They get all that stuff first before it actually goes
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: public on TikTok, And it was the gate Leapers theme
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: that I made a TikTok out on that er perform,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: which is so good. Like, everybody, go on TikTok, go
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: to b fy t W and check out the themes
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: that that that were posted this week They're fucking epic
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: and that's exactly what Kristen Farley said.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this is epic.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: And it was like, hey, this is one of the
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: ones I kept playing over and over again because damn dude,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: it was done.
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: So so well, maybe that's something you need on the soundboard,
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: Just just one in the moment that Steve's getting too
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: high and he has to pay, just have that background.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Just play it. It's just done.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: He's perfect, Please hold.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:30
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: And then our final comment this week was from episode
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: to twenty seven, CJ didn't lose. This is the video
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: version of that, which was great having him on for
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: a chill show.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was. It was really freaking their first time
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: inviting a guest to a chill show. Yeah, and the
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: the it was so it was such a good show
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: and such a relaxed time that I have this thing
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: like where if I'm inviting a guest, I want to
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: do something special for them, So it feels wrong to
• 58:59
  Speaker 5: have a chill show. But having said that, we did
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: it with CJ. It was such a good time.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: Well you get that added that added like a little input,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: but then you still went ahead and put together games anyway.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Not really enough for that episode. That episode, we were
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: just chilling the whole time, right, never mind, Yeah, we
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: were just I was gonna say, you might be thinking
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: of the episode we did because I'm editing.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: I just I did two shows in the last couple
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: of days on Throwing anyway.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: At one point we discussed having our own brand of wine. Yes,
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: oh my god, wine.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Just because fuck you that's wine, and like, it's such
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: a great idea. So I wrote it down. I haven't
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: haven't written on my notes. I'm I'm actually gonna go
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: ahead with this and actually go talk to I'm not
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: gonna put her names and stuff out there yet, but
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to who we know and see maybe
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: we can do a limited run just something like I
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: would be amazing. I think we gotta do a red
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: blend because I think that's the best way to do it,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: because we all blend all the things together.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: So bottle just to keep it.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: We have our logo up on there and stuff. Hell yeah,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: And then we'll do a non alcoholic once they do
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: non alcoholic too, we'll do the hydrate or dietary for
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: that one.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Should I buy one of those so I can actually
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 5: drink it.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: Eh, what alcoholic one and two of the nons.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if we can do this, let's fucking do this.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Man. I'm thinking about going this or next weekend.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: But anyway, it's all leading yeah.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Exactly, but it's leading into the comment we got from
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: kristin Farley's and I would buy the ship out of
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: the bf Y g W one.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and I think that would.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: I think it would so pretty well.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: It would be fun.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: I think I think it would be a very cool,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: unique thing to do. Yeah. So I think if we
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: can do it and you have the connection, yeah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I think that's what's gonna happen. I'll go down there
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: at the box of merchants, like here, here's this stuff.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 4: Let's do this, but my money, let me give you things.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: Give me why.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 5: Alright, anyway, Crunchy, that's enough of very bullshit back to you.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you more bullshit because it's time for
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: the final round. It's the game that brings a tear
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: to everybody's eye, not for.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: The good reasons. It is making worse sh no oh no,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: and Aard gets to play moya.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: Im in.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I mean, let's do for those for those new listeners,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: make it worse.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to give the boys three simple topics, which
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: are normally wholesome and lovable and everything like that. They've
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: got to make it worse one step at a time,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: and the worse it gets, the more points it's worth.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: If I think it's worse, then it carries on.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: If I don't think it's worse than the rounds, the
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: last person standing gets the points after each round. The
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: one big rule is don't go for the flow hanging fruit.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair, the most obvious one the worst. Yeah, do
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 4: not hit the arm again button in one go. Yeah. So,
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: because it's rand number three, we're gonna start with Stevie
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Okaya Samy. Topic number one is the tale as old
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: as time, Beauty and the Beast, make beauty, give me
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: a favor, make it worse.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh Beauty and the Beast. Oh no,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: that would make it better.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Don't do that.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: Even though even though I already I was going to say,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: make it live. Actually, oh wait, I.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: Was gonna say, please, don't go too hard with this.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: And there's one I desperately wanted.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll try to go, I'll try to go, I'll
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: try uh mmmm, it's all right, I'm trying not to. Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: they're trying to not go too.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Hard on it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: Let's see, this was what she proclaimed.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: All the songs are actually sung in French instead of
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: in English for the English version.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: So all the actual soundtrack is in French for everywhere,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: not just friends.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: The dialogue is all English or whatever where you're supposed
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: to be, the region you're supposed to be in, But
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: all the songs are only in French and there's no
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: translation whatsoever, not even like close captioning for it. It's
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: all French.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: As as a British person myself, I'm I'm inherently against
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: the French. So that's happy makes things worse for me, Aaron,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: can you make.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: The worse than that?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, I can.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: That's the most excited.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 5: The Beast is played by Mark Lebette, the Beast from
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: the game show The Chase.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, Yes, that makes it better.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: He's just correcting Bell every second you're wrong, You're wrong.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: It's actually.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 5: And I know he can't sing.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: So if it wasn't for the fact that my dad
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: keeps referring to me as like the beast smart la
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: bet just because I'm fat, I would say it's not worse,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: but he's absolutely I will give you that. Yeah, I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: will say that does make it a little bit worse.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: Can you make it worse than Mark la Bette's the
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: beast from the Chase being the beast?
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: The kurse then just turned people into inanimate objects. It
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: turns some people into food.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: It's the great stuff. It's delicious, Gary, I guess.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: And when they turn X of them are only half eaten,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: so they come back like only a torso.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, as you explained like that, I can
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: absolutely see that be a little bit worse. Why did
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 4: Chip never have a chick?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, like they didn't come back with like an injury
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 6: or anything like missing.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: The ear or something.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: Not in a fucking wheelchair.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: I called bullshit on this fucking fictional story.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: Fuck you Disney.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that none of us played this like wholesome cannibalism.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: I can say that makes it worse?
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 4: It make it? Can you make it worse and wholesome cannibalism.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: I was gonna work on the curse, but now I can't.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: You fuck her because that's what I was gonna change. Hmmm.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: We did music, We did that Curse. The movies directed
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: by Timmy why so I'm almost hitting a wall right now.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to not That.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: Almost makes it better.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: I did not eat her. I did not. Yes, that's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: that's tough.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 6: Look at yogusta chicken cheap cheap, doesn't.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: Eggs across Mark la Bette.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: I did not hit her. I did not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I have to think with the French, with the wholesome cannibalism,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: with Mark Labette being directed by Tommy Wise, it's actually
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: gonna make it a little bit better.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: So I have to say it doesn't make it worse.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 7: Sorry, It turns this already insane concept into a something
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: almost artistic.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: All right, okay, and what you got for mine will
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: depend a little bit on if if if a Crunchy
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: is familiar with the source material, but uh, the animation
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: is done by the same people who did the animated
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 5: cut scenes for the Zelda cd I games.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm very familiar with the source materials.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Okay, good yeah, oh yeah that that that will make
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: it very much worse. I will add to that because
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: I can with the same voice over cast, I could
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: eat Knocked the Rocks brilliant.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll absolutely give that to you. Hell yeah, all
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: animated by the CD I, he's got He's got you
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: in the corner.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 6: It's this is tough.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: This is why he makes the games and doesn't play them.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 5: Because I have another one ready for after August turn.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: I got one too, even tho I'm not in it,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: so I'm gonna try to.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 4: Say save it for the.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: Nothing you can tap out?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: Ihing I. You can't.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: Think of just something, just something that changes the detail
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: enough to make it almost unwatchable.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 4: This is where the mind of comes into focus. This
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 4: is where the beautiful mind happens.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: No, I can't change it because he's already changed the graphics.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: The CD I yep yep.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: Ship can't can't iterate, can't.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 4: It all right?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: The sounds the only thing that's left technical already did
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: the taste.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: That's what she said.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: I guess the only thing. No, I got nothing. I
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: genuinely don't just tap it out.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: I have it out.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: I have to because there's nothing there I can think of.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Was the other one I wanted. I wanted to add
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: just two scenes to the movie. One's gonna be during
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: the curse. One's post curse, after they have all turned
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: back into humans and.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 6: He turns out the the same exact guy.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Both of them are orgy scenes with all the characters.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: So once is like furniture sucking itself and ship I
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: don't know whattrics are all happy? They're humans again, I can.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I almost feel like.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 4: That makes it.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: The CD animation.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: The animation. Yet, what was you Actually?
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 5: What I mind was gonna be every viewing, every purchase
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 5: of Beauty and the beast supports of Vladimir Putin.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's fair, that's fair. Nobody wants.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah that that that would have been yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: So four points that he starts the second one? Hell yeah, okay,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: number two. Nothing is more American than warm apple pie.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: But can you make it worse?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: American Pie already did that?
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the movie apple Pie already?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Uh apple Pie is is not quite warm enough?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: The fuck movie American pilorady completely ruined. Okay, uh, and
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to start off light here.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Did the whole room falls to a yeah? How to
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 4: that favorite thing? I mean, it's I.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 5: Genuinely love apple pie. So this is really hard for
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: me because I don't want to make it worse. Uh,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: cinnamon is outlawed. Oh you cannot add cinnamon to apple pie.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: That's you're just you're just not allowed.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: You can't lack of spice. Absolutely fair, that's that's fair.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: That would make it worse.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 5: I was trying to make it worse without going too hard.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's trying not to push thee.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: When you start heavy, it's hard.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it gets over with real quick.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: It gets a little overwhelming. That being said, I did
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: get taken out last one, so fuck you. There's a
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 7: loose pubic hair in every bite?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: Wow, well that actually improves it for me.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we all think that's an improvement. I like
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: to have that loss built into my food.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: That's why your piece is the whole policy.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: You only get one exactly, that's how you do it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that would make it worse.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're on agreement there.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Okay, good, Yeah, Steve, can you make it worse than
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: pubic hair in each piece?
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: And cinnamon?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Man? He wrapped quicker? Else is going to replace apples?
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to know. Uh, it is always
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: served on your mother's naked body.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: What the once? Now the thought process that got to
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: that point?
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: What was worse than a pube?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: That's the thought for your mother's naked body worse than
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: a's one.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Hundred percent, because I'd rather take a pube in my
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: mouth than need something off my mother's naked body.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 6: You know that's fair.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 5: I mean, that is absolutely very fair enough.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: I do have to give it to you. That does
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: make it a little bit worse. Yeah, my god, yeah, absolutely, Aaron.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: I do not envy you, now, my god.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: You know what I'm I'm just gonna save time here.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tap out right now.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: I can't, I can't. I'm tapping out right now. I can't.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Doesn't want to pitch anymore.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 9: It's the problem he's trying to get out of his head.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 5: I'm just done.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: He wants to say his American pie, gonna a pie
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 4: the same, we can. I think that's why he's tapping
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: out so quickly.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: The last bite. You know what, I should really call
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: my mother?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, something of my teeth.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry?
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 4: Are you?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Are you.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 4: Sorry?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: It's done to you? Can you make it worse than eating?
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: Haven't it been surd off your own naked mother?
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 6: You know that's the worst is you have to think
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 6: of it as a ba side to see what goes.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: Up from there, this is the baseline we're starting from,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 5: And I was like, I know what.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: I tip out the door.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: I'm done.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 4: Okay. The name of the show, Your Naked Mother is
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 4: a Baseline, is a great name of a show we found.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 5: We found our episode title.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: My mother is the baseline.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 4: Naked mother is the base. Ah.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: All I could think of is that as you're chewing, internally,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 7: all you hear is moaning.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 13: So while you eat it, I feel like your naked
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 13: mother is in front of you, presenting a piece of
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 13: apple pie.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: You were given of slice that has a obvious pubic
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 4: hair could be her his.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: Now, absolutely, you wrap your lips around it, take advice,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: and as it goes into you, so you start chewing,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: all your hear.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: Is yeah, okay, over your mother's naked body.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't really eat naked You can't eat You
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: cannot eat apple pie in front of your naked mother
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: and you just hear him.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Moaning all the time. Yeah, just describing it makes it
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: feel bad for me. So yeah, I'm gonna say that
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: does make it worse. Stevie.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, listening it is to who it made it bad
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: for me?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: Hm hm.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Those listening in the podcast world I am not sorry
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: for describing.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: That all.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 14: Mhmman, just six song that just goes naked pictures of
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 14: your mother, naked pictures of your mother.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: The only thing I could think of is your body
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: cannot actually process the food that you wou intake from
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: that point, like any more apple pie, Like it can't
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: process that pie at all. Somewhat sold that it just
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: comes right back up within thirty seconds. But you are
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: addicted to it.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: So you can't stop eating it, but it makes you
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: can't digest it, so it just comes back into this warman.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 5: Yep, No, that's worse, But I don't know if it's
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: as bad as its food actively moaning.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can absolutely appreciate that, like being addicted to
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 3: something that you can't even digest is very very bad.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: But I think the.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: Fact that every little munch I take is going to
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: come with a pornographic bone.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I cannot say it's worse. So I'm afraid, which
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: means he gets the four points very nice?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: Does that mean when it gets served to you, you
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 4: hear the porn have drum, So there's a soul it's
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: the bit that you always skip past in the first
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: five seconds.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get right. I know I never have a schedule.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 6: I mean, I've never watched before.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 4: I'm a wholesome boy.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: Talking about after naked mother body.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: That's that's a category on Porner. I'll tell you the
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: last one for you. We're starting with this one, The
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Lovable film Father Tom Hanks. Make Tom Hanks worse?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: God, my mind like jumped to the low hanging fruits
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 6: so quickly. It was not that was not hard to do.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: That says more about us.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 6: It's that cool.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 6: I'll start easy. He's actually a dick in real life.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, so Tom Hanks isn't He's not a good person
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: in real life.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 6: He's actually not a very good person in real life.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Not good to children, not good to other people.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 4: Just absolutely fast, Stevie, tom Hanks is a dick, But
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 4: can you make him worse?
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: He was in like the money Pitching Ship, right many movies?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, good stomplish Who Tom Hanks is like?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: You don't know who?
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: I was just saying. The thing I was like was
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: that that movie, and I was gonna do something like No,
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: that'd be more on his character, so that'd be Augy's things.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: So I can't do that. It'd be a radioration. He's
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: a dick. Okay, Tom Hanks, Uh, he purposely sabotaged. Nope,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: that would be that. Nope, can't do that. Fuck fuck
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: you Aggy making worse.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 5: He's like, I'm gonna start easy, and then he slammed
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 5: the door on like mas entire personality.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how can he not be a dick? Something
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: there are I just can't think of anything else now
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: Without it, it's like no more bastards. Like other Ship,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: he's a hardcore narcoleptic, but only when people are watching him.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: So he has trouble filming movies and ship because like
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: everybody has to turn around and ship for him to
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  Speaker 1: do his lines. So when he's like acting against somebody else,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: they have to like straight up like turning titally around.
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  Speaker 5: That's funny.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Absolutely, So he's got a hope that you're like, you're
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: getting the scene. You gotta hope it's all done. You
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: have to go back and record.
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  Speaker 5: Like he's this incredible actor, but only when nobody is
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: watching him.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 4: Everybody has to be out of the room his bents. Yeah,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: I'll let you have that one scenes.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 5: The other actors have to be done with the mannequins,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 5: the actress.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: They got to see their eyes open. Everything looks as.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 4: Jesus see, that is a genius. That is genius, Count
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: c g I. So it's just googly eyes, Oh my god, yeah, brilliant.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know if this is worse than that,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 5: but it's so funny to me that I can't give
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: it up. So his his son, Colin Hanks, the Rapper
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 5: is no more is relatively famous. His relatively famous actor son,
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: Colin Hanks is now also a shitty rapper like his brothers.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: So Tom Hanks is worse because not only as he
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: spawned one, he's spawned two.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I had to give back.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Does make it worse as at one point sooner as
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: popped in my head.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: It is so funny to me, like one shamanem is
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: bad enough, but two? Yeah, no, absolutely, I will. I
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: will give you that when that does make it a
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: little bit worse, Ogie Tom. Tom Hanks is a narcolectic
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: dick who has two Can you make him worse?
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  Speaker 6: He smells like a cat box, but the pretty sure
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: he doesn't own a cat.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 4: Tom, have you been for a shower to day? I don't. Yeah,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 4: that makes it worse. Yeah, just just the closest amount
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 4: of cat ship. Fuck.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's that's good. This is why, this is
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: why all he loves this game.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: He just goes, he thinks outside the cat box.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: Hey, can you make it worse than he stinks?
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: God, he got the idea of sleepless in Seattle after
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: he actually pushed some chick off the fucking Empire State Building.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: See that's a deep cut in and dirty and.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 4: Dark murdered the bitch to give himself the idea of
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: sleeping since Seattle.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, through like the classified it or what the fun
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: was there was like a help self help and one
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: of those just fucking lords of chick there.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna have to give that to you.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: The Tom Hanks might have murdered the person whilst he's
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: Stankedi cat chip. Yeah, absolutely, just just so we can
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: inspire sepless and Seattle.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll let you have that one. You're gonna have
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: that one. And it does make him a little bit worse.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 3: Aaron Tom Hanks is an arcaallectic dick who smells like
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: a cat box and pushed people off sucking buildings to
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: inspire films and has two represents.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 5: I love that. That's the button. That's the button on
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: the end of it.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 4: As Yeah.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 5: This after the After the movie, Big Tom Hanks kept
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 5: the Zoltar machine. Uh, and he keeps He keeps trying
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: to sacrifice children to it to make himself immortal. But
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 5: it doesn't work, but he keeps trying anyway.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: What does he get instead when he sacrifices them Nothing?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, did he unplug the machine?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sacrificing children to fake to a movie proplem just
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: just for the chant tality. I had to well, this
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: is fair.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 5: I was originally gonna make it like it doesn't work
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 5: the way the movie implied, and instead gives him youth
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 5: by taking it from children. Nice, but I felt like
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 5: it was worse if it didn't work, if they kept
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 5: doing it anyway.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: Like eventually one of these kids soul is going to
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: be good enough to give me my immortality. That's gonna
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: get enough until I find the.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 5: Right Yeah, felt worse that way. That's the luck.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: So Tom Hangs is an collected dick who sacrifices kids
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: to a film prop who pushes people off of buildings.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Smells like a cat bought so and that's too bad, represents.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 4: Worse.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 7: So through some bullshit celebrity bureaucracy, he managed to get
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 7: the rights to copyright the events of World War two,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: so only he can be in World War two movies.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 5: I mean that may have actually, that may have actually happened,
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 5: actually all of these So.
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: World War two just so he can be in the movie.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 4: Isn't that? What else?
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 7: He's the only one allowed to make any movies, documentaries,
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 7: or anything about World War Two.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: Now that's that is bad. That is very fast.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: It's not sacrificing children.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 6: To sacrificing children.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: Get to that point.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 5: But I really like it.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: It's very good. But I have to say, you're out.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: So Stevie is hold down to you? Can you can
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: you make him worse than sacrificing kids. Desaults are for
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: the fake chance of immortality.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, he.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Still gets the fortune.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 15: Try again later, Yeah, try again, because there's no future
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 15: left to keep sacrificing him.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, I go dark.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: Fuck it all right, so.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 6: Sacrificing children here.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks spends his fortune to travel to the East,
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: the Middle East to grab mortar rounds and actual mortars,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: grab dogs, shove them over the mortar rounds, shove them
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: mortars through the dog and launches them at our troops.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: Fuck it out, and the British are allies over there.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, so when the mortars come here, that
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: whistle and the explosions, it's also dog parts, little puppy
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: dog carts coming at you. It's not just mortars.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks hates dogs so much so and he hates
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: America that he goes to Iraq and mortars us with
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: dog parts.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Okay, I just feel the need to this is real,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: and all of this is hypothetical. Tom Hanks is a
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 5: very very nice man who does legendary work in Hollywood,
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: and none of this is true. We are simply playing
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: a hypothetical game for fun. Please do not sue us.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Mister Hanks. I love you.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying I've ever seen him at a USO
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: show at all. I say every time I was deployed,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: he never showed up.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 4: My God.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: For those who have just joined this, we'd like to
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: reiterate that this is a comedy podcast Crunchy.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 5: Whether you allow this or no, I'm tapping out.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go any dark.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 5: I don't want to continue anymore.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 4: I can't say that it is absolutely worse. So I'm
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: more out.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm tapping out. We're done.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 4: We're done.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 5: It ends here, it ends here. We've crossed the line.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: I don't think we can ever go back.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: No, we cannot.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 6: Dog part. I don't think it's the darkest.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 5: You know, he's shooting mortars sheathed in dogs.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 6: I still feel like we've done worse.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 5: But don't I don't, We don't. There is no level
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: of acceptable that that reaches. None.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Please don't do that.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 4: So just right, Tom Hanks is a narcoleptic dickhead who
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 4: sleeps on set, has two bad rapper kids, smells like.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Chat's fucking literary all the time, has pushed someone off
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: the building to inspire himself to make sleepings in seattle,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: sacrifices kids whose alls are just for immortality, and uses
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 3: mortars with dogs on the end just to fire enemies.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 6: And that that sounds like any Hollywood celebrity.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 5: Right, Oh my god.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 4: And the O the worst thing is about all of that.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 4: He's a scientologist as well.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 5: See I told you there's the with with.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: That last one, coming up to the total of seven
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: points for that one Jesus. It means the final scores
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: to the Today's show is Aaron with a total of fifteen,
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Oggie with a total of fourteen, and Stevie, because he's
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: a fucking dog launcher, just comes up and ties for fifteen.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: What yes, I had after the dog Lord is.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 5: There's no audience dog launching. Yeah, I was going to here.
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 6: I think my brain's like, you don't want that. That's
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 6: how I make it worse.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: I think that's probably the best time to tap out
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: and apologize for everything you probably just heard tonight.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 6: We apologize so sorry because you that's why.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: No, this time, this time, we are so sir, we
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 5: are so We're.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 7: So sorry that Tom Hanks is such a horrible person. No, no,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 7: God no, and smells vaguely of cat.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 4: Absolutely from his naked mother the.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 7: American pie, naked mother's body with a human every taste.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: Let's wrap up this dramas of the show.
• 1:32:59
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• 1:33:01
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