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Hour 4 - Throwing Spaghetti · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Mama, there goes that. Man, it's our number for boom
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Speaker 1: Shaka laka. Well more fallout from the trade or giveaway
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Speaker 1: heard around the NBA. What's your read on Jalen Brown
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Speaker 1: and Jason Tatum supposedly growing apart and having a non
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Speaker 1: existent relationship with the Celtics of late, which is why
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Speaker 1: supposedly Boston traded Jalen Brown. Also, what part of the
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Speaker 1: Lebron James sweepstakes are we in nas supposedly down to
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Speaker 1: three teams for Lebron. And we'll go to some football.
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Speaker 1: Where does this refusal to file for reinstatement with the
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Speaker 1: forty nine ers leave the disgruntled wide receiver Brandon Iook.
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Speaker 1: We'll talk about that as well. All of it. Come
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Speaker 1: on your way right now. Have a great Wednesday, this
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Speaker 1: eighth day of July. And here is our number four,
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Speaker 1: throwing spaghetti against the wall. What is going to stick?
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Speaker 1: think we might be good, So screaming Steven, Mike and
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Speaker 1: Tucson who loves the show and being Bismarck, I think
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Speaker 1: we're all caught up. They keep track of this stuff,
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Speaker 1: so I think we have to keep track of it.
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Speaker 1: I think for I think we're good. We'll get back
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Speaker 1: to the commercials. Don't you give us a few minutes,
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Speaker 1: We'll give you a commercial. So I continue to be
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Speaker 1: fascinated with the giveaway of Jalen Brown. I know I
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Speaker 1: should move on, and I just it's such a ridonculously
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Speaker 1: lopsided transaction that it needs to be given the full
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Speaker 1: proper autopsy. It just does. So we're gonna start with that.
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Speaker 1: Our lead from that story, some of the latest chatter,
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Speaker 1: some of the chatter coming out of Boston, so some
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Speaker 1: new dirt on what led to what we are calling
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Speaker 1: a tax deductible donation. Some people send money to goodwill
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Speaker 1: people that send money to all kinds of different charities.
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Speaker 1: The Celtics found a charity in Philadelphia named the seventy
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Speaker 1: six Ers, and they said, hey, we could have given
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Speaker 1: this money to the Salvation Army or the American Red Cross.
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Speaker 1: We're going to give it to the Sixers. Jalen Brown. So,
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Speaker 1: if you've not heard the latest on this, oh, it's
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Speaker 1: getting good. It's getting good. So we're hearing now that
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Speaker 1: the latest theory as to why the Celtics would do
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Speaker 1: the thing you can't do at the time you can't
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Speaker 1: do it is that Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum were
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Speaker 1: at loggerheads, that they had issues. They were not buddy body,
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Speaker 1: not body body. They had grown a part and had
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Speaker 1: a nonexistent relationship. And this has been going on the
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Speaker 1: last couple of years, even though they were very effective
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Speaker 1: when they played together and they were professional about it.
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Speaker 1: Sham's Sharania, who who is still trying to catch up
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Speaker 1: the woge in terms of impact, not quite anywhere close
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Speaker 1: to what Woges used to do back and then anyway,
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Speaker 1: Sharania framed it as a quote tale of two different people,
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Speaker 1: and Jason Tatum is portrayed as more of a straight
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Speaker 1: and narrow, clean cut, polished guy. That's why his face
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Speaker 1: ends up on bags of potato chips, and Brown, well,
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Speaker 1: he's different. He wants to rock the boat, fight back
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Speaker 1: against the machine, the anarchy of the evil world, and
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Speaker 1: do it all on a stream, all of it. He's
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Speaker 1: gonna solve all like weed man Hippie calls our show
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Speaker 1: to save the World on overnight talk radio, and Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brown is like, Hey, I'm gonna fix the world on
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Speaker 1: a Twitch stream is what I'm going to do. Playing games.
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. Okay, that's wonderful. All right.
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Speaker 1: So that's essentially the latest update on this and a
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Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question put
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Speaker 1: on your reading glasses, what is your read on Jalen
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Speaker 1: Brown and Jason Tatum and this latest reporting saying they've
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Speaker 1: grown apart and they have had a nonexistent relationship. So
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Speaker 1: I've got Abbott and Costello you might not know who
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have the Gobba gooo yummy, and then we're
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Speaker 1: gonna have the Baba Gooooshe is what we're going to have.
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Speaker 1: So to lead off here, I'm gonna classify this, this
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Speaker 1: latest reporting as a staple movie. Even though it's a
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Speaker 1: really old movie. I feel like kids still occasionally are
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Speaker 1: forced to watch it by their parents. There was this
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Speaker 1: woman named Mary Poppins, a famous woman, Mary Poppins back
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Speaker 1: and you've heard of her. She's a lovely lady. In
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Speaker 1: my apology to so this is a Mary Poppin special. Now,
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Speaker 1: what do I mean by that? This latest reporting is
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Speaker 1: a spoonful of sugar to try to help the medicine
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Speaker 1: go down, and it's not really helping. It's not helping
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Speaker 1: the medicine go down. Now, Brad Stevens famously came out
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Speaker 1: in front of microphones this week and he gave his
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Speaker 1: defense of the Jalen Brown trade. The we used to
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Speaker 1: call him GMS, now they have a big title. So
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Speaker 1: Brad Stevens defense of the Jalen Brown trade. He used
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Speaker 1: the word optionality, which made me puke in my mouth.
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Speaker 1: So that didn't hit the bulls eye. People said, oh,
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Speaker 1: that's bull crap. And so the Celtics have now decided
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Speaker 1: we're going to move away from optionality and we're going
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Speaker 1: to use essentially frenemies that that's what they like. We're
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Speaker 1: gonna ignore the money part of These guys didn't like
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Speaker 1: each other, they said. Now there's another story that was leaked.
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Speaker 1: I saw that these guys were in France at some
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Speaker 1: high falutin get together for the one percent wosters and
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Speaker 1: they didn't even talk to each other. At a night
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Speaker 1: club in France. Oh my god. Or you know, Mary
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Speaker 1: Poppins would say that super califragilistic xblidocious is what she
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Speaker 1: would say. Now my response is whooped damn do all right?
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Speaker 1: That is my response. Who cares if they're besties? Like seriously,
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Speaker 1: and even the Celtics don't care. You don't have to
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Speaker 1: sit around the campfire and sing Kumbai Yah and roast
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Speaker 1: marshmallows and make s'mores. You know what this is. It's
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Speaker 1: a job, and you've got real life friends, and you've
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Speaker 1: got work friends, and uh, listen, I've been Just to
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Speaker 1: use me as an example. I I've been at Fox
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Speaker 1: Sports Radio pretty much my entire adult life, and it's
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Speaker 1: the Peter principle. I've reached my highest level of incompetence.
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Speaker 1: And I'm staying there till they go out of business.
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Speaker 1: So it's been here my entire you know, only people
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Speaker 1: I have met and worked with here that have passed
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Speaker 1: through the hallways, the iconic callways at Fox Sports Radio.
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Speaker 1: And we were some of them were really good friends,
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Speaker 1: really good friends, but we were work friends. And when
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Speaker 1: they got whacked and all of them did get fired
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Speaker 1: or they left on their own to get better jobs
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Speaker 1: or whatever, we stop being friends because we were work friends.
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Speaker 1: That's how it works. So this idea that you can't
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Speaker 1: just keep Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum because oh, they
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Speaker 1: don't really have a relationship off the court. What are
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Speaker 1: they supposed to use bunk beds together? Like, what are
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Speaker 1: they supposed to do? Is their mom gonna tuck them in?
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Speaker 1: And I be come on, it's so stupid. And again
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Speaker 1: it's another example of a professional sports team that just
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Speaker 1: knows a lot of their fans or morons and they're
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Speaker 1: stupid and they'll believe this bull crap. Otherwise optionality and
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Speaker 1: frenemies and it's just so stupid. I and and this
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Speaker 1: is gonna shock you. I have an unpopular opinion. I
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Speaker 1: unpopular opinion. The unpopular opinion is long, as long as
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Speaker 1: it's working, when you're doing the job at the factory,
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Speaker 1: that's all the matter is. That supersedes everything. It doesn't
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Speaker 1: matter whether you're buddies with each other or not. Now
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Speaker 1: it's obviously better if you are. And I've always used
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Speaker 1: the example I was given the unfortunate job way back
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Speaker 1: in the nineties. There was this time period called the nineties,
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Speaker 1: and I was assigned as a young lad to cover
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Speaker 1: the La Clippers, who were horrific. But boy did they
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Speaker 1: get along with each other. They hung out together, they
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Speaker 1: chased girls together, they played video games together, they loved
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Speaker 1: each other. They sucked when they played, but you'd say, man,
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Speaker 1: they have great relationships. They couldn't play basketball well together,
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Speaker 1: but they really liked each other. They did, And so
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Speaker 1: I was used as an example. I'd rather have this
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Speaker 1: what they had in Boston than what that. Those teams said, Well,
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Speaker 1: they like each other like a cold shoulder is often
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Speaker 1: a pre requisite to greatness. And it's not just sports.
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Speaker 1: It's not true. Elite partnerships are often formed in hatred
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Speaker 1: and not harmony. I think of the early days in Hollywood.
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Speaker 1: One of the famous comedy duos in Hollywood was Abbot
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Speaker 1: and Costello. You might not know who that is, but
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Speaker 1: they just trust me. And so this guy named Bud
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Speaker 1: Abbott and Lou Costello. They freaking hated each other, but
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Speaker 1: they made great comedy and so they did it. And
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Speaker 1: it got to the point where they hardly talked to
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Speaker 1: each other at the end. They hated each other that much.
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Speaker 1: The Beatles is another great example, one of the all
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Speaker 1: time greatest bands of all time. You know, think about
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Speaker 1: the impact of the Beatles had some people love them, some
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Speaker 1: people hate them. Whatever. John Lennon and Paul McCartney and
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Speaker 1: before my time, but supposedly they hated each other. They
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Speaker 1: made up just before Lennon got whacked in New York,
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Speaker 1: but they they were they were not friends. That Beatles
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Speaker 1: broke up because they didn't like each other. And so
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Speaker 1: Kobe and Shaq hated each other. I saw some of
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Speaker 1: that all the sneers, because Shaq and Kobe thought Shack
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Speaker 1: was lazy and didn't put the work in, and of
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Speaker 1: course Shack pretty much admitted he didn't he didn't put
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Speaker 1: the work in. But anyway, that's a different conversation. So furthermore,
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Speaker 1: I get. The point is you just if you as
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Speaker 1: long as it's working, you're winning your That's all the matter,
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Speaker 1: all right. Furthermore, to the Bron watch, which isn't as
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Speaker 1: sexy as it used to be. It isn't as sexy
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Speaker 1: as it used to be. So Lebron James the swap meet.
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Speaker 1: He's out selling that snake oil to his next NBA
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Speaker 1: employer society. So a little Birdie chrip trip Trip Trip
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Speaker 1: Trip Trip trip tells us the field has been narrowed
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Speaker 1: some overnight reporting, we're down to the final three. The
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Speaker 1: final three for lebroad is Minnesota in there? Hell no,
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Speaker 1: they're not in there? No no, no, How about Golden State?
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Speaker 1: Hell no no. Supposedly it's Cleveland, Miami and Philadelphia. Oh yeah,
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Speaker 1: so Golden State's moved to the background. Minnesota's out if
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Speaker 1: you believe the report overnight question, what part of the
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Speaker 1: Lebron James sweepstakes are we in? Right now? It's like
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Speaker 1: a corn maze, the Lebron James sweepstake, So what part
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Speaker 1: are we in? We have officially entered the speed dating round. Yes,
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Speaker 1: expect Lebron to continue this for several more days, if
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Speaker 1: not another week or so. At least, and then he'll
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Speaker 1: go to a yacht somewhere in the south of France
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Speaker 1: and that'll be that. Because Lebron, listen, he's already said
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Speaker 1: he's way too important. His people have said he's way
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Speaker 1: too important to actually meet with teams who want to
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Speaker 1: give him the razzle dazzle, the sales pitch and all that.
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Speaker 1: So instead Lebron is lounging. In my head, he's lounging
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Speaker 1: on a velvet couch, and it's the velvet couch of
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Speaker 1: NBA at ten because Lebron's one of the all time
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Speaker 1: great attention wars, letting the entire league fan him. In
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Speaker 1: the cartoon bubble of my head. Lebron's laying on a
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Speaker 1: velvet couch and the entire NBA is lined up with
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Speaker 1: palm leaves and they're feeding him grapes and Rich Paul's
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Speaker 1: gonna do all the paperwork. And that's how that's going
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Speaker 1: to go. It's the hour of seduction. Yeah, the entire
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Speaker 1: league there, they're buying Lebron drinks, they buying them cocktails.
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Speaker 1: They're hoping he'll say yes to a nice dance, and
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Speaker 1: he's sipping the free cocktails. He's checking his reflection and yeah,
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Speaker 1: really it's down to Cleveland in Miami. Can we agree
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Speaker 1: on that it's Cleveland and Miami. The Calves are in
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Speaker 1: the lead because they're actually willing to throw away a
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Speaker 1: roster spot, flushing down the toilet for the my pony
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Speaker 1: check that Bronnie James the mascot to throw away a
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Speaker 1: roster spot for Bronnie James. Now South Florida is offering
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Speaker 1: Giannis the Greek Freak as a running mate, and he
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Speaker 1: has publicly endorsed, publicly endorsed this possibility. Philadelphia, they added
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Speaker 1: the aforementioned Jalen Brown from the Celtics. That was a
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Speaker 1: nice donation by Boston to Philadelphia. Always good to help
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Speaker 1: out a division opponent, make them better. The problem with Philadelphia,
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Speaker 1: and there's really no way around it, is, even though
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Speaker 1: it has gotten softer over the years as a sports town,
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Speaker 1: there is still, how should we say it, some schmucks
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Speaker 1: in the Philadelphia media that are far too me The
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Speaker 1: one common denominator with lebron James he needs consistent toe
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Speaker 1: licking from the fanboy reporters. He's played in three soft towns, La, Cleveland,
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Speaker 1: and Miami. Right, a lot of fanboys in the media
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Speaker 1: in Cleveland and they wear their teen gear, run TV
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Speaker 1: the ising Miami and in LA and Lebron his old
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Speaker 1: time with the Lakers was not asked one tough question
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Speaker 1: by one of the Laker reporters, not one. They said, Lebron,
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Speaker 1: how do you like your coffee? Okay? Good? Would you
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Speaker 1: like a croissant? Okay, We'll get you a croissant, Lebron.
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Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. So I think he's
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Speaker 1: going to Cleveland. I've said that all along. Go back
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Speaker 1: to Cleveland and close the circle, and that's it, all right,
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Speaker 1: last thing, we move to the NFL to the Graham,
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Speaker 1: to the Graham, to the Graham, to the Graham, to
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Speaker 1: the Graham, to the Graham, to the Graham, to the Graham.
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Speaker 1: Time for our obligatory Mallard monologue update on the life
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Speaker 1: and times of the NFL's favorite whack a doodle wide receiver,
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Speaker 1: Brandon IOC. Can you call him a wide receiver if
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Speaker 1: he's not actually playing in the NFL? Yeah, acquiring minds
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Speaker 1: would like to know anyway. Brandon IOK has stated that
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Speaker 1: he will not not apply for reinstatement with the forty
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Speaker 1: nine ers, So what uh? Yeah, yet again on Instagram,
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Speaker 1: he announced to the world unsolicited that he will not
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Speaker 1: file the necessary paperwork, which is clicking on a website
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Speaker 1: and clicking a couple of boxes put the X there,
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Speaker 1: that's a signature and all that. So he will not
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Speaker 1: be doing that. And if you don't fill out the
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Speaker 1: paperwork for reinstatement, then you don't get reinstated. As I'm told,
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Speaker 1: you're left in the twilight zone and you're on the
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Speaker 1: reserve list, which is where he is right now. So
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Speaker 1: that means the forty nine ers can keep him forever.
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Speaker 1: In theory, well, something changes in definitely, so he will
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Speaker 1: remain Brandon Ayuk will remain technically on the team, but
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Speaker 1: doesn't count against the roster or the salarycap. And more importantly,
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Speaker 1: he ain't getting paid. He ain't getting paid. He also
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Speaker 1: accused the forty nine ers of being a liar. He
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Speaker 1: said they are liars about the timeline of avoiding his
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Speaker 1: twenty six contract guarantees while he was rehabbing his messed
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Speaker 1: up ACL and MCL and this L and that L
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Speaker 1: and to hell and all that. He also referenced some
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Speaker 1: grievances which he did not raise during an earlier appeal.
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Speaker 1: That doesn't seem good, all right, question where does this
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Speaker 1: refusal to file for reinstatement with the forty nine ers
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Speaker 1: leave Brandon? IOK, right now the latest updates. So right
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Speaker 1: now he is across from the Fox Sports radio studios.
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Speaker 1: There's a hot yoga place across the courtyard here, and
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Speaker 1: he's doing a pose. The downward dog is what he's doing.
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Speaker 1: He's stuck in the downward dog. The forty nine ers
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Speaker 1: are content. They are, of course, floating in the upward
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Speaker 1: fog is what they're doing. The choice is nobody knows
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Speaker 1: what the hell he's doing. There's a lot of people, Oh,
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Speaker 1: he's gotta be messed up. Of course, you don't know that.
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Speaker 1: There are certain people. There's just yah. They're on the spectrum.
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Speaker 1: That's what they are for whatever reason. And it's a
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Speaker 1: aim of how low can you go? Let's do the limbo,
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Speaker 1: how low can you go? Now, here's the naked truth.
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Speaker 1: He can't join another team now, he's already burned some
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Speaker 1: bridges here. He can't join another team without some kind
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Speaker 1: of reinstatement. And he's being pigheaded and he will not
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Speaker 1: do it. And then so the forty nine ers are
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Speaker 1: also saying, well, we're not getting rid of You're stuck
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Speaker 1: and unless we cut you, you're not going anywhere. Why
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Speaker 1: would they if you're John Lynch, the general manager there
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Speaker 1: in San Francisco, you have zero incentive, zero incentive to
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Speaker 1: move on. You get rid of the guy, well he'll
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Speaker 1: just go sign with Seattle of the Rams and try
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Speaker 1: to stick it to you. And those guys will be like, oh,
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Speaker 1: we'll take a flyer on the guy, why not? And
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Speaker 1: I'll play for the minimum and that's it. So they
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Speaker 1: have no incentive, the Niners to move on, and instead
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Speaker 1: they're treating Brandon I John Lynch in the front office,
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Speaker 1: they're treating him as I lean in San Francisco knows.
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Speaker 1: They're treating him like forgotten twenty four hour fitness gym
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Speaker 1: membership which is on auto pay and you just keep
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Speaker 1: and the thing every month is technically active. However you
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Speaker 1: just ignored it, and so like, well that's no good.
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Speaker 1: And so he has become Brandon Ick has become a
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Speaker 1: corrupted file On the forty nine ers laptop, the system
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Speaker 1: recognizes the file. You can see the files there, you
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Speaker 1: can't actually open it because it's corrupted. It is the
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Speaker 1: It is the Bain Malor Show, a exciting time. There's
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Speaker 1: a little buzz in the air. Next week the Malor Paloos,
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Speaker 1: it takes over the airwaves. It's big night, biggest night
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Speaker 1: of the summer, and it'll be the fifteenth into the sixties.
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Speaker 1: So it depends how you keep track of this stuff.
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Speaker 1: I always think the new day starts when I wake up,
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Speaker 1: and so like I'm still stuck on July seventh, even
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Speaker 1: though it's July eighth. That's kind of how that works.
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Speaker 1: And that'll be the Malipulus, which is singing. It's song parodies.
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Speaker 1: We don't want ai stuff. We want to celebrate humanity,
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Speaker 1: the men, the women, I'd say the children, but they don't.
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Speaker 1: You know, I don't get kid callers anymore. So if
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Speaker 1: you got a skill, if you can do impersonations, whatever
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Speaker 1: winner of the Mallard Palooza, one of the great I
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Speaker 1: think of the summer, you think of the great summer events,
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Speaker 1: This is right up there of all the concerts. Bigger
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Speaker 1: than the fair. It's bigger the fair. It's bigger than
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Speaker 1: that thing they have out in Palm Desert every year.
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Speaker 1: All the rich people go out there and they have
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Speaker 1: a fun. They got chella. I think that's what it's
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Speaker 1: called there. Yeah, anyway, check it out, back to it
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Speaker 1: and you can. This is up on X eight seven,
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Speaker 1: at Ben Maler, Loraina, Lorena is here, FSR Tech Queen
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Speaker 1: I am here, Bill, you don't talk to me? And
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Speaker 1: Coop right over there at uh Bronco Fame can't close
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Speaker 1: the deal. Neil, my buddy had quite a wild night there, Neil,
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Speaker 1: back in the day with your your kid and Robbie
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Speaker 1: the Mariner fan and Queen rox In and Tommy. What
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Speaker 1: a group we had amazing night all over Kentucky and
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Speaker 1: Ohio and all that. Anyway, Neil says, has Brandon Iuck
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Speaker 1: been checked for CTE? You really have to be nuts
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Speaker 1: to throw a millions? Wish the baby would just go away. Well,
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Speaker 1: the only way Neil to check him would be to
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Speaker 1: kill him, because there's no test for CTE unless you're dead, right,
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Speaker 1: because they have to like do a brain scan. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: so unless there's a way to take the brain out
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Speaker 1: of the head and scan it. If you can figure that, Neil,
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Speaker 1: let us know. Yeah, so you're you're that's it. There's
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Speaker 1: no way to know that supermarket Steve writes and says,
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Speaker 1: Lebron was asked one really tough question by the media
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Speaker 1: in his time with the Lakers, and it took an
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Speaker 1: Italian reporter to ask Lebron his favorite line from his
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Speaker 1: favorite movie, The Godfather. He could only come up with
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Speaker 1: the one. Yeah, that's uh, well, there were a couple
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Speaker 1: of those. Didn't he have like a Malcolm X book?
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Speaker 1: Didn't he carry around a Malcolm X book? And they
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Speaker 1: were like, hey, what's going on with that? What's your
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Speaker 1: favorite thing in that book? And he had nothing nothing. Now,
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Speaker 1: when he was with Cleveland, I think it was Cleveland
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Speaker 1: right when he yeah, he le maybe he had the
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Speaker 1: purse That was the all time great clip is that
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Speaker 1: purse of Lebron getting up from the news conference and
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Speaker 1: walking out with his purse sunglasses, So good like he's
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Speaker 1: on the catwalk or something like that. Analog Al rights
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Speaker 1: and says, Jalen Brown is lucky to get out of there.
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Speaker 1: What is this high school? Yes? Is app high school?
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Speaker 1: Mall prop Guy rites In says it was nice to
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Speaker 1: see ferg Dog was able to escape the year round
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Speaker 1: winter conditions in Fullerton and taking a ballgame from the
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Speaker 1: friendly confines of Globe Life Field. If you get a chance,
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Speaker 1: please say hi to Gooby for me. Oh yeah. Former
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Speaker 1: Fox Sports radio host Mark Goobaza Back in the day
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Speaker 1: nine oh four, Ray rights In. He says, was Lorena
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Speaker 1: singing about what hour of the show it was, or
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Speaker 1: the number of goals the US allowed in the knockout round?
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Speaker 1: Shots fired? Oh man, how many did Belgium have?
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Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 5: There you go?
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Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry our buddy. I think nine. I think you're
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Speaker 1: in Jacksonville, right, I think that's the nine oh four
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Speaker 1: I believe for Ray Duvall County US. Say hello to
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Speaker 1: Mike the lepprickon, Hello LEPrecon, Mike Lepprecon by the morning'
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Speaker 1: happy someday.
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Speaker 4: There's no soccer games today.
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Speaker 1: It's very sad, isn't this? Is there is there a
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Speaker 1: holiday today? Why are there no soccer games are they're
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Speaker 1: not enough teams.
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Speaker 2: They have to space some mouse.
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Speaker 1: They're down to their final eight, so they had to
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Speaker 1: space some mouse.
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Speaker 4: And each team has to get at least three d
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Speaker 4: at rest. So there's a game tomorrow, a game Friday,
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Speaker 4: and two and Saturday.
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Speaker 1: Let's just play back to back to back and get
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Speaker 1: to sing over with That's what I said. No, no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: they have load management. I know they have hydration breaks
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Speaker 1: in the dome. I was watching the game in Vancouver
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Speaker 1: in that stadium look pretty cool. I've not been in there.
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Speaker 1: We walked by it a few times with Nico and
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Speaker 1: they looked like a cool stadium. I have to get
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Speaker 1: to a BC Lions game at some point, but anyway,
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Speaker 1: they're in a dome. Let's have a hydration break. Of course,
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Speaker 1: Atlanta is the same thing, so it's it's amusing to
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Speaker 1: be honest. Argentina was super lucky yesterday. They got three
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Speaker 1: goals in the last ten minutes. They were very lucky.
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Speaker 1: What about the conspiracy that it was rigged? No, I'm no,
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Speaker 1: you say no. I have people on the internet, the Egyptians.
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Speaker 1: They tried to screw over the Egyptians. You can't screw
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Speaker 1: over the Egyptians. Think of the pyramids will come back
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Speaker 1: and kill you. Yes, like the Curse of the Pharaoh.
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Speaker 1: I love my one of my favorite photos I've actually
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Speaker 1: i've been to Egypt, but the photo of the McDonald's
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Speaker 1: across the way from the Pyramids. I just love that.
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Speaker 1: I think that in Europe, in.
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Speaker 4: Europe, you can get beer at mc donalds.
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Speaker 1: Did you know that? Is that true? That is a fact.
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Speaker 1: I feel like you're lying. I feel like not every
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Speaker 1: McDonald's beer. I can look it up every McDonald any
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Speaker 1: McDonald's I go to. If I go to Europe, I
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Speaker 1: can get a beer. Yes, I don't believe. I think
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Speaker 1: you're okay, how much do you want to beg every
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Speaker 1: single McDonald's. There's not one McDonald's in Europe. No, Okay,
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Speaker 1: you can buy beer in some McDonald's in Europe. Okay. There,
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Speaker 1: I agree with you. That is not what you said,
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Speaker 1: though you said all of them. Oh wow, who is that?
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Speaker 1: I don't know? Third base I have I do kind
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Speaker 1: of have a love song for the for the podcast.
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Speaker 1: See you already, I want the love song. This guy's
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Speaker 1: gonna give you a love song. You see that.
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Speaker 4: It's by the palooza.
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Speaker 1: It's for the Mala Militia.
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Speaker 6: Wait, wait, do you want to have McDonald's beer update here?
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Speaker 1: Oh yes, let's go to Coop. Now we have breaking
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Speaker 1: news here. Let's get the Mickey D's beer update from
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Speaker 1: justin Coop.
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Speaker 6: All right, you can get beer at McDonald's in Germany, France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Belgium, Switzerland,
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Speaker 6: Greece and the Czech Republic, but you cannot get it
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Speaker 6: in the UK, Poland, Finland and the Netherlands.
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Speaker 1: Okay, what about Ireland. It's not it's not listed here,
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Speaker 1: not listed. The Irish gets screwed. Not listening doorr.
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Speaker 4: We have other ways, Coop. Were you at the wedding
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Speaker 4: last weekend or were you gambling?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was at the wedding. Coop doesn't want to
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Speaker 1: talk about that. On the other's a confidentiality thing he's
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Speaker 1: not allowed to talk about. But he was at the wedding.
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Speaker 1: That's right. I'm Matt Taylor. Back when he was on
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Speaker 1: Liar Liar. Taylor was Taylor's favorite movie. A lot of
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Speaker 1: people know this was Liar Liar, and she loved Dennis
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Speaker 1: the Menace, but she only loved the Coop version. Of Dennis.
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Speaker 6: She actually performed at my wedding.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot. And I don't know that you're supposed
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Speaker 1: to talk about that either, but you did, and sohow
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Speaker 1: it's out. We might have to edit that and polish
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Speaker 1: of the podcast. Yeah, the NDA, that's right.
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Speaker 4: Yesterday it was a wicked pissa here in Boston and
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Speaker 4: I was working on my book all day, so it
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Speaker 4: was a good day to write.
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Speaker 1: It was pouring me in all day. My scarecrow won
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Speaker 1: an award.
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Speaker 4: Did you hear my scarecrow won under award?
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Speaker 1: This is a dad joke. You're about to hear a
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Speaker 1: dad joke. He was outstanding in his field. That's a
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Speaker 1: dad joke, is what that is. It's cute. Please Marcel
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Speaker 1: bring some levity to the show. Let's go to our
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Speaker 1: man Marcel in Brooklyn. Hello, Marcel, I did make the.
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Speaker 4: Mala Militia's malapalousas.
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Speaker 1: Are you going to be in the Malapaloosa?
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Speaker 4: Well, this is going to be for me and Jesse.
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Speaker 4: I made this problem, make this practice to keep away
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Speaker 4: from these New England haters, including Mike the idiocon itself.
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Speaker 1: Oh is that right? Why he was might have been online,
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Speaker 1: but I don't see him on my board anymore. I
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Speaker 1: don't know what happened. He may have been there, Mike
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Speaker 1: the idiot con or Mike, Mike still there. I believe
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Speaker 1: your other you know, your other nemesis was not there. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: Sue's dog not there? Hung up.
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Speaker 4: Oh yes it is. And I'm going to read it
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Speaker 4: to all of you, So just call it a mixedmatch.
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Speaker 4: My english is clear. You're laughing in here for a
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Speaker 4: call of the years. Making food picks ranged down the
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Speaker 4: Gordon Fisherman's toodle too, boodles and noodles has been rhymes
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Speaker 4: like a five year old doodles. Please just stop, I
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Speaker 4: make troup. These works gonna make you blind like Scott,
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Speaker 4: don't you. Dear Blair, You're gonna lose. The dynasy is here,
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Speaker 4: m to the A to the R to the Cel.
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Speaker 4: The Luther cons go to hell. I'm gonna block you now,
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Speaker 4: Malise said, drop you now, yeah, I'm gonna block you
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Speaker 4: now yeah. Mali said drop you now, yeah. And I
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Speaker 4: some of ups, including Jesse, will have to play that
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Speaker 4: during and after.
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Speaker 1: The Woah damn. We got a preview wrap from Marcel's
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Speaker 1: on fire. Yeah, we gotta call the transmitters.
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Speaker 2: On fire.
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Speaker 1: We're not broadcasting, we're blog.
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Speaker 6: We're doing Marcel.
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Speaker 1: If you did this a week from today, you would
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Speaker 1: have won the entire thing. God a preview, Marcel, Yeah.
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Speaker 4: A week from today that will be at the five
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Speaker 4: am Eastern hour.
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Speaker 1: That will be okay, So this is a preview coup.
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Speaker 1: He just knock, So he's just the same thing. But
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Speaker 1: is exactly But that's fine. I mean, you know, we'll
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Speaker 1: just we won't talk over it. And that how upset
31:44
Speaker 1: you think Jay Scoop is? Right now, Marcel, you just
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Speaker 1: ruled it now, congratulations Marcel. I don't know if people
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Speaker 1: know this, but Marcel bought a can of air from
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Speaker 1: outside Madison Square garden and you'll also bought a bag
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Speaker 1: of trash. Is that correct? Marcel? Did you see this?
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Speaker 1: There they are opportunistic people selling pieces of trash that
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Speaker 1: were dumped outside Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding and
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Speaker 1: air canned air, which is one of the great sucker
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Speaker 1: bits of all time. But wedding trash listed for twenty
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Speaker 1: five dollars per cube New York City garbage from from
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Speaker 1: outside the wedding, and there you go.
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Speaker 4: You could say that again, all.
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Speaker 1: Right, well, tremendous job, Marcel. Even hold was like, wait,
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Speaker 1: Michael epregn you You even were impressed?
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Speaker 4: Right? I was very much so.
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Speaker 1: How many concussions has Marcell suffered over the years? I'm
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Speaker 1: curious see how many concussions?
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Speaker 4: How many head injuries? How many people have you blocked?
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Speaker 1: I don't hear, Marcel? Are you there, Marcel?
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Speaker 4: How many people have you blocked? Along with blood stop
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Speaker 4: and two mics itself? Along with Blair? Mike Michael New
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Speaker 4: Hampshire miss chefs one of them. And of course that's
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Speaker 4: without least Blair in Maine. I blocked him jactivated.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's see a random call you're on here?
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Speaker 1: Hello random caller, Hello, random caller, random Marcel?
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Speaker 4: You you can't figure out who this is? Oh? Can
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Speaker 4: you believe this? Who is in Maine?
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Speaker 1: No? That's not Blair? That's not Blair?
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Speaker 4: No?
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Speaker 1: No, man, who have a bit?
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Speaker 6: Then we should have a bit every week until he
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Speaker 6: figures this out?
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Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah? Who do you? Who do you think this is? Marcel?
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Speaker 1: Who do you think this is?
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Speaker 4: From Nevada?
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Speaker 1: Very far away from Nevada? You're very cold, very far away,
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Speaker 1: very many states away from.
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Speaker 4: Nevada, Yes, many, many many many states away, many.
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Speaker 1: Many states not that far from you, by the way,
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Speaker 1: though only a few states over from where you are
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Speaker 1: right now, Marcel, about.
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Speaker 4: Four hours four hours away, four hours away. I believe
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Speaker 4: it's called Manhattan.
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Speaker 1: Do you think you think Manhattan is four hours away
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Speaker 1: from Brooklyn? Is that correct?
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Speaker 4: Yes? It is, but.
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Speaker 1: If you walk really slow, it might be is you
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Speaker 1: do not know? Take another guest, who do you think
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Speaker 1: it is?
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Speaker 4: You?
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Speaker 1: You want to ask? How about this? Ask two questions
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Speaker 1: and then random caller can answer those questions and then
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Speaker 1: you can guess again. Then we've got to move on. Okay, absolutely.
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Speaker 4: Surprises on me.
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Speaker 1: All right to ask you two questions, Marcel? Or what
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Speaker 1: are they are? Okay, we'll plan for this another time.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, the great Marcel in Brooklyn. Why that was
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Speaker 1: unexpected wrap old school rap from Marcel, and that was
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Speaker 1: the best rap I've heard in a minute. That is great.
34:53
Speaker 1: Is not that popularly these days, but that was great.
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Speaker 6: Way to go.
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Speaker 1: All right, we will move on, by the way. FIFA
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Speaker 1: planning a bidding war on the World Cup broadcasting rights
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Speaker 1: Here's Ben Meller. Let's do it. Let's say hello to
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Speaker 1: Mark on the North End. Hello in Boston, Hello Mark, welcome.
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Speaker 3: Hey here blind Scott from the North End.
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Speaker 1: I know he retired. That's good. We got rid of them.
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Speaker 1: No more blind Scott. He's done with the show. He's
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Speaker 1: moved on the other things. And it's all you. You're
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Speaker 1: the king. You're the real king of the North End. Mark,
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Speaker 1: look at you, right, absolutely alright. You're gonna play. Who
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Speaker 1: do you want to partner up with?
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Speaker 4: You?
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Speaker 1: All right? Very good? Hold on second, and we have
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Speaker 1: Enie Meenie miney Moe. Ted in Cape Coral, Florida. Hello, Ted,
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Speaker 1: Welcome Ted? Oh I don't hear Ted? Ted? Ted jed Ted?
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Speaker 1: All right, Ted's going That means somebody else who didn't
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Speaker 1: hang up gets to play. And see picked one one
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Speaker 1: er six?
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Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 1: I like number six? All right? You have picked Brandon
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Speaker 1: in Cansas City, Hello, Brandon, Come on, all right, number one?
37:41
Speaker 1: Where's punching? The damn lineups happening? I don't know the line.
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Speaker 1: The phones are dying. This is not good. Uh, Jim
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Speaker 1: is in Boston. Hello, Jim, Hey, hello here? Oh look
37:53
Speaker 1: at you, Jim. You're gonna play who Thank god you're there.
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Speaker 1: You want to play with Cooper, Lorena the lovely all right,
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Speaker 1: I know you're say Coop after that. Well, depending on
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Speaker 1: how many drinks you have, Coop is very voluptious. But
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Speaker 1: all right, let's play the game. Here. We have a
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Speaker 1: list of what's my partner's name? That would be the
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Speaker 1: great gym. Jim is in Jimbo. That's what his friends
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Speaker 1: call him, Jimbo. Okay, let's play the game. Mark, you
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Speaker 1: were up first. Pick a number one to ten, please,
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Speaker 1: Markham than I am the number one. That's right now.
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Speaker 1: I love that word. What's that? Okay? Let's go with courageous.
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Speaker 4: Arrow?
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Speaker 1: All right? Uh, fearless be for Jimbo. Our word is
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Speaker 1: going to be fearless. Yes, all right, you have the lead, Jim.
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Speaker 1: Pick a number one to ten, Jim, or two to ten,
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Speaker 1: number seven, number seven? Oh okay, go ahead, Lorena. I'm
39:04
Speaker 1: going to do a Malard maneuver here. Oh boy, it's
39:06
Speaker 1: not gonna work. Go ahead. Maybe it won't work.
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Speaker 5: I don't think man, Come on, I said the worst
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Speaker 5: password of all time. Yeah, that's that is terrible.
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Speaker 1: Not even how could the malor maneuver? Yeah? I don't
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Speaker 1: even know what to do now, Coop, I feel like
39:35
Speaker 1: there's a.
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Speaker 6: Malor maneuver here.
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Speaker 1: Uh what do you think it would be? Yeah, let's
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Speaker 1: see here. I'm trying to think you're running out of
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Speaker 1: time to win. Yeah, that's you. All right, let's go
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Speaker 1: with oh oh cheating, Oh I could do this. You're
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Speaker 1: not supposed to give him hands on how to keep clues?
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Speaker 1: Atlanta Ala?
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Speaker 2: What a is that?
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Speaker 4: I went? Man?
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Speaker 1: Min? I blame the phones