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12: Teen Knocks Himself Unconscious Stealing Louis Vuitton | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I Saw This on the Internet, a comedic
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  Speaker 1: podcast with myself and very comedic friends. Today's episode is
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Cloud. To Hear More Lulu Gonzalez. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: know about the show, we talk about random, old, ridiculous
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  Speaker 1: bizarre stories on the Internet, and then we end each
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  Speaker 1: episode we pick your poison.
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  Speaker 2: Also, we don't do that every time.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we talk about to Hear building a sled, or
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  Speaker 1: Kevin bying lube, or Lulu being single and getting hungry. Man,
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  Speaker 1: it just just tune in.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever the title is, you'll find it on your next
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  Speaker 2: Today's Story. And I got to show you guys this video.
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  Speaker 1: Teenage thief seventeen knocks himself out by running into blast
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  Speaker 1: door as he tries to flee the Louis Vuitton store
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  Speaker 1: with eighteen thousand dollars worth of handbas to hear, No,
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  Speaker 1: and I picked the story before I knew about that.
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  Speaker 3: What Oh I thought that was the whole point.
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  Speaker 2: No, I didn't know to hear it. Haven't told nobody this.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, This is the video.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on? So he that's her?
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  Speaker 3: I love this, Yeah, big, he yanked it.
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  Speaker 2: They snatched persons off.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, so just one of them did that, Just.
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  Speaker 2: One of them. The last person too, he's the one
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  Speaker 2: that should though.
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  Speaker 4: Can you imagine being the other two people and you
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  Speaker 4: try to sell you turn around, You're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, where's just where's John?
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  Speaker 1: There?
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  Speaker 3: On top of him? He called?
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  Speaker 4: He knocks he he knocked himself out.
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  Speaker 3: We were done.
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  Speaker 1: The funny part is he didn't go anywhere near where
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  Speaker 1: the door was. What do you mean door is on
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  Speaker 1: the other side of the door where his friends went.
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  Speaker 3: He just ran a different place. Yes, he ran, panic
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  Speaker 3: like a bird.
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  Speaker 5: He saw that.
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  Speaker 3: He saw that wasn't even a door, that was just
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  Speaker 3: the window.
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  Speaker 2: That was just a window.
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  Speaker 3: Panic. Listen, here's the fucked up boy. He was a
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  Speaker 3: getaway driver in the car.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, Steve, here's the door over here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where he was. That's where he hit.
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  Speaker 1: Look, the door's over there. He just ran to a
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  Speaker 1: glass window. The doors right there. That's just the window.
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  Speaker 1: There's no handles, there's no handles. There's no handles, just
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  Speaker 1: a big piece of glassy.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 4: When you're in the heat of the moment, he just
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  Speaker 4: like he gotta at least point the door out.
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  Speaker 2: The door has stuff, The door has door stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe he thought my boy's door. There was a whole
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  Speaker 3: section before that, and he's last. His friends already ran
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  Speaker 3: out of the first one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, maybe you didn't know.
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  Speaker 3: You had somebody there. Like none of the security did anything.
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  Speaker 5: They don't They don't get paid like that. They get
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  Speaker 5: paid to survey and discourage people to just.
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  Speaker 6: You.
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  Speaker 5: I was still, but I'm kind of just's not like
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  Speaker 5: like if you go to like you go to certain
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  Speaker 5: Joey stalls, that security can kill you because they they're
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  Speaker 5: all hard, because their insurance on them is so high.
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  Speaker 5: They could have on that charrots like just Jared like that,
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  Speaker 5: like Rolex, you know, that's what ring from. He went
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  Speaker 5: to Jared, you stole from Ja.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen the security guard at the at the your
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  Speaker 1: store Rodeo.
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  Speaker 2: He got the.
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  Speaker 5: You know, and they don't got they don't got the
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  Speaker 5: arm guards.
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  Speaker 2: This was in Bellevue, this is this is a rich
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  Speaker 2: part of Seattle.
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  Speaker 4: That dude grabbed some Louis baton and ran away and
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  Speaker 4: then woke up. That's crazy, Jai of policeybody woke up
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  Speaker 4: in the car, got there and just standing.
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  Speaker 5: Around some ship away you running away and then lights out,
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  Speaker 5: you wake up.
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  Speaker 4: You got some random person shaking you.
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  Speaker 2: What what happened? What happened to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, explain from the beginning. I told you do gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to tell somebody this week.
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  Speaker 2: I promise you. I picked this up.
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  Speaker 3: Now tell people what you told me and tell the story. Turn.
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  Speaker 3: The face is still on the window out there.
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  Speaker 2: Video so I can put just stop the glass.
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  Speaker 3: They cheat wipe it off, but it's not going I
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  Speaker 3: was rushing yesterday for a shoot.
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  Speaker 5: God damn me, and I had a cup of liquor
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  Speaker 5: in my car for the night before, and I was like,
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  Speaker 5: let me throw this away before I drive off because
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  Speaker 5: I got my my coffee thermisce my coffee thermist is
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  Speaker 5: too big for my cup holder. So I'm like, now
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  Speaker 5: I gotta just widge in between where the cup holder
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  Speaker 5: is and next to this cup before I go up
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  Speaker 5: my my my driveway to exit. There's a speedbut right
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  Speaker 5: there I stopped. I'm gonna stop a little too hard.
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  Speaker 5: A couple of liquor spills.
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  Speaker 3: I said, oh shit, let me.
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  Speaker 5: Hop out the car, throw the cup away, go back
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  Speaker 5: to the car, and I'm trying to clean it up.
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  Speaker 5: Now I'm blocking the exit way, so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 5: move expeditiously. Right, I see a car. I am about to
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  Speaker 5: hit the gate. They're about to be up on me.
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  Speaker 5: So I'm like, ship, let me hurry up. I don't
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  Speaker 5: want to be nobody down and I'm running late. I
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  Speaker 5: grabbed my ship boom. Now I know the way to
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  Speaker 5: enter this area where the trash can is. Well, my
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  Speaker 5: car is I needed to run around it and then
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  Speaker 5: go on the door right, run around, run around.
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  Speaker 4: The right.
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  Speaker 5: I closed the door, took off running and ran straight
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  Speaker 5: toward this glass, this glass pane instead of running around
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  Speaker 5: the glass was so clear.
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  Speaker 2: It was clear.
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  Speaker 3: It was And when you're rushing, you're not thinking what
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  Speaker 3: your right mind? Bro I ran into the glass like
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  Speaker 3: this right? Why were you like that?
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  Speaker 7: Because I was, you know, like this running and then
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  Speaker 7: I hit that didn't make that pan.
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  Speaker 5: Boom immediately because I'm not thinking this is glass Immediately,
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  Speaker 5: I was like boom, niggas force fields real.
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  Speaker 3: That was so much confused. I was like, what's happening?
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  Speaker 3: But did you fall? You found? I fell, brock. I
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  Speaker 3: hit the ground, cracked the crow hit the ground.
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  Speaker 5: I've never in my life been ever to hit a
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  Speaker 5: backflip like It's always been like you hit.
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  Speaker 3: Bro, I hit the ground and roll. I saw both
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  Speaker 3: legs go over my head parallel.
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  Speaker 5: It wasn't in tul like I'm on hands and knees,
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  Speaker 5: like what the.
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  Speaker 3: Funk does that? It's glass And that's when it hit
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  Speaker 3: me because I was still.
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  Speaker 2: That's why your face was bro. So I can show
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  Speaker 2: the people.
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  Speaker 3: And my lips. It was like this. It was ship.
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  Speaker 1: Looked like he sent me a picture. It looked like
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  Speaker 1: someone hit you as hard as they could.
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  Speaker 3: Look like a spirit like if you look closely, see
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  Speaker 3: the dude braw. I got in my face so my
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  Speaker 3: I hit the glass.
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  Speaker 2: My entire face.
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  Speaker 5: This part of my eyebrow is still swollen right here.
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  Speaker 5: My neighbors hurt, My lips still swollen. My face right
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  Speaker 5: here is hurting. I I fed myself. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 5: hold He try to drink water and then the water
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  Speaker 5: was coming out the other side because I could like
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  Speaker 5: closed my mouth the whole way.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks to the guy who was waiting for your car
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  Speaker 3: and watched all that.
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  Speaker 5: No, he's here's the crazy ship. This nigga took the
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  Speaker 5: other axent. He was to the left because he could
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  Speaker 5: up to he took the other exit.
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  Speaker 3: Did he even come out with Have you been in
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  Speaker 3: that part of your parking garage before? I was rushing, bro,
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  Speaker 3: I was rushing.
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  Speaker 5: I also like Fare has been keeping eye on me
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  Speaker 5: because two days before Monday night, I was walking down
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  Speaker 5: steps in my apartment. It's all carpet, just walking down steps,
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  Speaker 5: and I just slipped like harder. I slept my back
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  Speaker 5: here two of the steps.
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  Speaker 3: Here so hard. I died a hard reset my nigga,
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  Speaker 3: I saw black this stars and then my vision came back.
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  Speaker 5: You you need a alert and bracelet, that's what you.
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  Speaker 3: I was telling her. I said, I my hair so hard.
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  Speaker 3: I knew I was gonna wake up with a super
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  Speaker 3: bower because the very next day.
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  Speaker 1: I was the whole time he heard. I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about the other day. We used to play Sonic. We
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  Speaker 1: couldn't save. So if you didn't, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: beat the game, you just had either beat it straight.
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  Speaker 3: You gonna leat it ship on.
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  Speaker 5: I left it on day all day when I was
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  Speaker 5: at school, come home and pick up, because.
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  Speaker 3: If you didn't, you literally are starting all before the
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  Speaker 3: memory card. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I uh, my brother was at a baseball game. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know why I couldn't go, but I beat a
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  Speaker 4: level we were working on for so long, and I
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  Speaker 4: paused it for six hours. He came back and we
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  Speaker 4: died immediately. I kid you, not like we unpaused it
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  Speaker 4: and within the minute you got a game.
• 8:44
  Speaker 3: Over electricity was split. It on you. It wasn't on him.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was on me.
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  Speaker 4: That would have been crazy if he came home and
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  Speaker 4: just jumped in the river, but it was that damn
• 8:58
  Speaker 4: river level. And I was just looking at a pause
• 9:00
  Speaker 4: for six hours and he came home.
• 9:01
  Speaker 3: I was like, I did it and we didn't do it.
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: I remember the first game I could say was Resident Evil.
• 9:07
  Speaker 2: You can play? Yeah.
• 9:09
  Speaker 3: I was scared.
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  Speaker 2: You could go to the writer cope writer and say
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, nigga.
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  Speaker 3: You once you're here, you're here. You don't have to
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  Speaker 3: start all the way over. The better they give you
• 9:19
  Speaker 3: two bullets a level. Better lets you safe.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: I remember back then, I think it was still NBA
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  Speaker 1: live on PlayStation. I don't think K was out yet.
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  Speaker 1: But you couldn't even play a season. So my boy
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: the first was my Boy's brother. He would he created
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: his own spreadsheet on paper and tracked his season himself.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: He's like, Okay, we're gonna play the Bulls Okay one
• 9:39
  Speaker 1: on one, seventeen seventeen, and he tracked his own season.
• 9:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, Nigga, this sounds ancient even that that's
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: that's crazy.
• 9:47
  Speaker 3: It's his own worst play the game.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: He did playoffs four to three, all the stuff on
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: a piece of paper.
• 9:53
  Speaker 4: And that's what gaming is now. They just they can
• 9:55
  Speaker 4: just track it for you. But it does get that
• 9:57
  Speaker 4: level of like emersion.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the career.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: Is our parents ruined us. Video games are gonna pay no.
• 10:05
  Speaker 3: Bills, man, That's exactly how I pay my bills. Server
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  Speaker 3: makes that Bigga gave somebody to on the racks. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: he gave yeah going crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's the only black gamer I heard of that is
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  Speaker 1: big like the white gamers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he gave active.
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  Speaker 4: So yeah, he just crossed one hundred k and it
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  Speaker 4: was like the blackest video ever.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, one hundred k is a lot on.
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  Speaker 3: Twitch active so there with more.
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  Speaker 4: That means like like he's streaming like consistently like Ninja
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: and all them don't be doing it like this.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: Subscribers is.
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: What a membership? Oh they pay.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, and subscribers so subscribers on YouTube is like followers
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  Speaker 8: on twitch.
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  Speaker 9: So he has like three million followers.
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  Speaker 8: He has one hundred thousand subscribers, means they pay at
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  Speaker 8: least five dollars an he gets fifty.
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  Speaker 2: Least oh he gets a he's making twitch takes half
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  Speaker 2: of that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, up until hundred thousand, I think you make.
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  Speaker 2: He has one hundred thousand people paying five dollars a month.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, at least.
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  Speaker 2: Oh there's tears.
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  Speaker 3: So five is just one of them.
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  Speaker 4: But if you want like extra emotes or like you know,
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  Speaker 4: people just send bits and donations.
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  Speaker 3: And this nigga has twenty one savage on his last
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  Speaker 3: I just saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Dollars.
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  Speaker 1: I saw that who lost ky to twenty one k
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  Speaker 1: twenty one savage and has to pay well, okay two
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  Speaker 1: My son asked me for money to donate to his
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: favorite twitch streamer.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: It is him. Yeah, no, I don't think it was him,
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: but I'm gonna listen. You're gonna watch me.
• 13:49
  Speaker 7: But watch the black Man, right, watch cat?
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah he's still.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: They threw so much all that bread from uh.
• 14:01
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  Speaker 8: He gads thirty million dollars and nobody went eighteen, nobody
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  Speaker 8: went right, but he got all the money up front,
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  Speaker 9: He keeps his thirty mil.
• 14:11
  Speaker 8: Then he goes to Twitch and he gets another like
• 14:13
  Speaker 8: twenty thirty million dollar contract from them, and he's not
• 14:15
  Speaker 8: even on Twitch anymore. So that was in a matter
• 14:17
  Speaker 8: of like four years. He had like sixty million dollars
• 14:19
  Speaker 8: or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Would yourself that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he left thirt Twitch and Twitch started tripping, so
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: he left. He's like, I'm not on them no more.
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  Speaker 8: So he's like he could play anywhere. He literally streams
• 14:28
  Speaker 8: anywhere now, but he definitely makes anywhere, and he's more
• 14:31
  Speaker 8: than TikTok, Facebook, uh, YouTube, Twitch. He streamed at Twitter, everywhere,
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: all at the same time because you're not restricted.
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  Speaker 9: When you sign a contract.
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  Speaker 3: He's bredded up, but he was bredded up before that.
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: So that Mixer deal pulled him away from Twitch, but
• 14:44
  Speaker 8: then it pulled it.
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  Speaker 9: It pulled him away from Twitch. He got to keep
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: that money.
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: And then it broke.
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: Heated.
• 14:51
  Speaker 9: No, that's Microsoft, microsofts Microsoft.
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: Microsoft Mixer.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, you know how companies be, we gonna nigga.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: We'll just pay the best person thirty mili. I think
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  Speaker 1: it was like a five year contract. But then the
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: whole company didn't last two years. Then he only had
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  Speaker 1: there for like eighteen months maybe something.
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  Speaker 9: It was not even that long. Yeah, it was a
• 15:08
  Speaker 9: year and a half max.
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Probably eighteen months though subscriber, but then like a mire
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  Speaker 1: So that was that was cash, but that was just
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  Speaker 1: to stream that.
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  Speaker 8: That was an exclusive contract for him to even be there.
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  Speaker 8: There's like, we want you to be only here. You
• 15:24
  Speaker 8: can only stream here. You can upload your videos on
• 15:26
  Speaker 8: YouTube later. But yeah, so you on YouTube. Still he
• 15:29
  Speaker 8: can't stream on YouTube, so we have no contract. You
• 15:31
  Speaker 8: can only stream to a certain place and you cant place. Yeah,
• 15:34
  Speaker 8: you can take So he'd be like, all these you
• 15:36
  Speaker 8: had a good game, you can just take that clip
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: and just throw it on YouTube and make your money
• 15:39
  Speaker 8: off YouTube ads. There's no way to stop the thing
• 15:41
  Speaker 8: from like from they can't stop you from doing other stuff.
• 15:43
  Speaker 9: You can take partnerships, you make ads.
• 15:45
  Speaker 8: So every time somebody put like I was watching Kyle
• 15:47
  Speaker 8: stream last night, he had like two hundred thousand people watching,
• 15:48
  Speaker 8: and he puts up an ad, he gets paid off
• 15:50
  Speaker 8: of that.
• 15:51
  Speaker 9: So it'd be like six ads back to back to back.
• 15:52
  Speaker 9: Jesus gets paid for all the viewership that comes two.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Hundred thousand people watch.
• 16:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he had two hundred thousand. He has a Little
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: Baby on his thing. Like two weeks ago when Little
• 16:04
  Speaker 8: Baby dropped his album and he had the same thing
• 16:06
  Speaker 8: two hundred thousand.
• 16:07
  Speaker 9: He averages like for like.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: One hundred thousand dollars. He just gave it to him.
• 16:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like he's like he just wanted to do this
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: network you know much money that is It is crazy
• 16:17
  Speaker 5: and it wrote it off though.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Dang.
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 8: And the thing is he since he's becoming so big,
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: because it just seems like it was out of nowhere.
• 16:25
  Speaker 8: It's not just because he games, it's all of the
• 16:27
  Speaker 8: stuff that he does.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: Makes He just dropped the song with n L e Chopper.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's got to get a twenty one feature. He
• 16:31
  Speaker 8: literally talked to him last night. He's like, I get
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: a features, Like, yeah, I got you in the future, Like, hey.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: You can help me on my Twitch account right right. Yeah,
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: I'm very very sparse.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: I was really heavy and uh twenty twenty, but after
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: everything opened back up.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: I mean I was just.
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: Getting on caffeine and I need to double my money.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: I just built a gaming room. I'm about to start
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: a gaming channel and stuff.
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's a it's a hard climb.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: I have all my stream saved, so I'm gonna just
• 16:57
  Speaker 5: upload that on YouTube, right, Can.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: I just do that?
• 17:00
  Speaker 9: You gotta that's your contract now.
• 17:01
  Speaker 5: My contract.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: Let me do whatever I want to do.
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you can always use YouTube for other stuff. That's
• 17:06
  Speaker 8: that's usually what they do.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Bload into Twitch.
• 17:08
  Speaker 8: You can make there's no there's really no upload on
• 17:10
  Speaker 8: twitch on for eight hours.
• 17:12
  Speaker 9: It's a full time job.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: I just streaming.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll stream for like five to six hours, stream
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: for like one two hours.
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do it multiple days a week.
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's streaming right now, like eight hours. But he's
• 17:25
  Speaker 8: been growing because he's he became like I was like,
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: I'm a grind. He was doing like thirty hour streams
• 17:29
  Speaker 8: like no jo, like NonStop because he was like I
• 17:32
  Speaker 8: want to become big.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: So he's you can do that. You ain't got no family.
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: He like nineteen twenty.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: We will live with the Patreon. One time, it was
• 17:43
  Speaker 5: like two and a half hours. I'm like, yeah, this
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: is this is getting good. She texts me, when are
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: we wrapping this up?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: So I'm on this.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I was like, his chat is streaming, his chat is live,
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: and he's not even streaming.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, people are just in there.
• 17:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, your chat is all always active, which is why
• 18:00
  Speaker 8: you need to have mods and stuff because they can
• 18:02
  Speaker 8: get your account.
• 18:03
  Speaker 9: Like band LOOKI if you don't.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Have people him to live right now.
• 18:09
  Speaker 9: He said he's gonna go live at like five o'clock
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: or whatever.
• 18:12
  Speaker 8: But like it's yeah, he has a dedicated fan base
• 18:14
  Speaker 8: and it grew through all these social streams. Like he
• 18:16
  Speaker 8: was just the internet personality that played games, and he
• 18:19
  Speaker 8: was like, he's just wild.
• 18:20
  Speaker 9: He screams a lot, he does all this stuff. And
• 18:21
  Speaker 9: then he was like, I'm on Twitter.
• 18:22
  Speaker 8: And when he started growing and he was getting to
• 18:24
  Speaker 8: the point where's getting one hundred, that's when everybody was like,
• 18:26
  Speaker 8: who is this dude?
• 18:27
  Speaker 9: And that's I heard about.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: His mom was really proud of him, and he made
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: a video when he when he became the highest subscribe.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize what he bought.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: A house and everything. He got a big ass house
• 18:37
  Speaker 9: out in Atlanta or something like that. Big ass house.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I have a homie who makes like a million dollars
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: a year playing Call of Duty.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: That's s dooke. I know it'd be deep like that.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I know video games, video games like talking about k
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: A I C E n A T.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: But it's not even just playing, like there's so many
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: ways like uh T. Grizzly had one of his fans
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: make a Grand Theft Auto server for him for and
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: now people pay to be in that server, and he says.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: It's about two hundred k a week, Ye what GT.
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: And he made it for the free, he didn't cost
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: any So g t A has this thing where you
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: can make your own server. That's like so people will
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: play like with with games like that, it's open world
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: and you can see everybody, but you you can't see
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: just like millions of people all in one place. So
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: there's different server. So if you're in my server, you'll
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: see me. If you're into here server, you'll see him
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: when you're walking around.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: So they all pay.
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: He built his own and then started Grizzly Gang, which
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: was just a couple of his fans that he was
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: on Twitch with and gaming with anyways, and now all
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: these it's the biggest g TA server out and people
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: pay monthly just to be.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: In it with him, with him with each other.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: It's his own world and and it's GTA is crazy,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: like you can have LLCs and jobs and stuff like that.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Like he said he owns like KFCs in there, but
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: it's just like a community and it's making two hundred.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: K a week and that was earlier this year, so
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: it's right now.
• 20:00
  Speaker 8: Well grant because it's not just it's a PC thing,
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: So mobs are a PC thing. So then they started
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: doing those they have these service was like, oh, they're
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: role playing, so you have these jobs and roles and
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: ship even bigger to the game and go to work
• 20:12
  Speaker 8: they can because grandf Alough already let you do basically whatever.
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: So then the mobs were like you yeah, pretty much.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: They still haven't figured out how to get how to
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: make it cool.
• 20:23
  Speaker 9: I feel like nobody cares.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: That's like what Travis Scott did his concern everybody wanted.
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: That ship was crazy. I was like that ship was
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: crazy promoter.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: At this concert, Like, I'm going to work promote these shows.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: So Nigga's going to grand I don't they just go
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: to the bank and work and they get robbing.
• 20:41
  Speaker 8: Like everybody literally like he's supposed to play, like you
• 20:44
  Speaker 8: play your role, like, oh, he's a cop. I get
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: pulled over by cops and there's like six dudes pull
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: out and you pull a gun on the cop. It's like,
• 20:48
  Speaker 8: oh ship, the cop got it back off right, and
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: then they run away, but now they being chased and
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: they got hey man, it's like it's it's an interactive
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: thing to make you be like you feel like, that's
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: what I mean.
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: You could just live life, but you die in real
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: life though, But remember Sims, Sims and all that didn't
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: really have the the violence like that. You know, you
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: could make violent things happen, but it it was you watching,
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: But like, can we do.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: This for call of duty?
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: Everything is evolving, It's so crazy. keV was talking about
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: this a couple of weeks ago. He was talking about
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: why he started doing his own tour, like twenty years ago.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: You had to know the bomb promoter or that bald
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: promoter had to know of your skill and your talent.
• 21:26
  Speaker 5: And keV was on one tour and that the promoter
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: was trying to try to get the pumped up. Was like, Yo,
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: this is our ticket sales. This is what we could
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: have did if y'all had promoted. He was like, wait,
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: that's what you get and we only get a piece
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: of that, but you get all of that.
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: We get a third of half of the promoter of
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: the whole tape.
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: So the promoter gets the promoting. If if the ticket
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: sales were were forty thousand dollars, you get a third
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: of twenty thousand.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: And he keeps the twenty thousand, and he can't market.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: All he did was rent the venue and buy chicken
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: Damn it was it, it was.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: It was good pay though it's like twenty minutes of
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: work you get like six grand, But once you realize
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: you could got twenty five, then you're like, nigga, I'm not.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: And but back in the.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Day, the promoter paid for flights, hotels, radio, like, you
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: couldn't market it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Without them unless you're like James Brown. But now if
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: you can take the risk, take it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: A subscription.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I didn't know bread was being made like that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: Made like that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: You just got to be in the right part.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's making that on average, would say like five
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: hundred K a month just from that.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: And that's not that's not brand deal's that's not that's
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: just subscribe.
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: But he's also huge on YouTube though now it's even
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: bigger like his his his channel is making millions, getting
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: millions of views, and.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: He had ice Spice and yeah he's just.
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: Making little baby.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna change a subscription if you want to play
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: in my lobby, Like if you want to play.
• 22:54
  Speaker 9: In my life, that's what That's a smart thing.
• 22:56
  Speaker 5: Because I'd be happy, like that's what I do with
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: my people, Like you can come play the game with me.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: But I'm be like, hey man, you gotta join the subscription.
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: You want the only subscribers. Yeah, you gotta make it
• 23:06
  Speaker 9: a thing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: He's destroying you.
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: Never if you haven't been on Twister.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: You got a three million YouTube subscribers on his main channel,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: and then he has almost a million on the live
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: when I guess he's just streaming live, which is probably
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: just the same as his twist.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: It's probably like the live some parts of the live,
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: and then like the other page is probably like content
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: or something like that.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Dang, black dude's getting that bread yeah twist.
• 23:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah they're young man, I don't even know how he is.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: I love that.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: Like that that video of him getting to one hundred k,
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: it was like the blackest thing I've ever It was
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: like it was just a bunch of niggas in there,
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: Like there was like there was shirts off do Rag
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: and the subcout was going was going up and they're
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: playing like.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: Trap music and stuff.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: And then when it when it crossed, they just turned
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: up and I was just like, it's like very different than.
• 23:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, like last night.
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah, last night, twenty one was really giving him. It's like,
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: but you could have been doing some some nonsense, like
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: some crazy, but I'm glad you're doing something like this,
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: like this is dope. And he got twenty one didn't
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: even have that many followers on twist last night he
• 24:04
  Speaker 8: got him to one hundred k. Wow, probably maybe had
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: like fifty k when I I stream twenty one Savage had.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: He had like seventy thousand followers on Twitch when the
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: stream ended, he had over.
• 24:14
  Speaker 9: One hundred thousand just because he was Savage.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, because twenty one Savage ain't never stream, but he's
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: seing like people are starting to see it now, so
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: more people are gonna start to jump into it, and.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: More people the nigga would have come to Twitch.
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: He didn't know nothing that nigga wouldn't.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Come to Twitch. Yeah, he's twenty one Savage of Twitch.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah right now he's right now.
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: Switch Yeah, yeah, Drake talking, Drake called him, that's a
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: blue Ninja because Drake played with Ninja night in March
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: like twenty eighteen, and that blew him up to another level.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: All right, Next subject, I'm gonna throw up this part.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Was this all part of the show? Yeah?
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, people be listening.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: It's seven hundred.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: We were five on this.
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you wanna play colle duty with me? Join a
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: subscription five dollars a month to join.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Don't get down. You know what I'm saying. Just remember
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: ten years ago where you.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Were at to start to lose out of Join my Live.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: I'm like, man, remember where you were ten years ago,
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: years ago. I'm just saying, like, how far do you come?
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: La?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: You know, I'm just saying, that's a brilliant idea. I'm
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: gonna start doing that because I'll be playing with people like.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: He's when I am. Guys, that's why I started.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: So now I'm gonna chose like this group of black
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: YouTubers that were going crazy.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Next subject.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Mom and daughter killed an adult film actress with backyard
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: butt implants they posed. Mom and daughter, who allegedly posed
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: as plastic surgery pros, have been charged with murder after
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: the inspiring adult film actress. That's when they have sex
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: on first TV porn star illegal butt. It's like the
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: porn star is like uh. Stewardess flight attendants the new
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: term Uh. Libby and Alicia Goals were arrested August fifth
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: in Riverside, California. They in the death of twenty six
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: year old Carrisso Roj Paul, who died after she went up.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: She underwent a botched procedure. They did the illegal procedure.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Wait where did they do that?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: So the mom and the mom and daughter were the doctors.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: They posed as a doctors.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: That's right there, what mom and daughter? Just like he
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: went to medical school together. Remember that that kid that
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: was posing as a.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Dollar malak ala.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Like a younger version of you, as you to.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Be ashamed of yourself if you fell for that.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: You're not in a medical facility.
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: Now that this kid is fucking sixteen, he looks sixteen
• 26:51
  Speaker 11: pictures like this, but he was like a little kid
• 26:56
  Speaker 11: because they got a frog at the time when he
• 26:58
  Speaker 11: took the prinjuice like this what the program I pictured.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Him coming in with like oversized clothes like I'm your doctors,
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: like house, What seems to be the problem?
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: You have cooies kid ailments. Now, where's the board just
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: at the hospital? Where did you get out? Like, so,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: mister such and such James three times? Yes, I got it,
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: James and prescription okay from your mind. Take that.
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I've been going to doctor Love for two years.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: He has a great deal love his attitude though.
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: So wait, these these people were just like, all right,
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: let's just do this fake butt thing.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: It's not that hard, was it.
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: What was the silicon? Like like cement?
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: Like? What was it.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: They were mixing?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Uh, let's sen there make and chemicals and other substances
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: that clearly you're not appropriate for any medical procedure. Oh sorry,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: they didn't have it didn't look like silicon. It just
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: looks like they were just picking up stuff and injecting it.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: That's a crazy thing to try to scam.
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: That's very It seems like you get caught right away
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: when they wake up and they're like, I'm dead.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I know it was okay, So it's intravascular silicone injections
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: vascular's muscles, right.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: I think they knew, like, hey man, this is just
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: a hookup, Like you're not it's a hustle.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because you're getting it up five hundred dollars cheaper,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: like a couple of racks cheaper. It's the difference between
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: like ten thousand and like two thousand.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: But some things you need to pay a lot.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Want to discount on procedures, you know, I don't want
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to go to somebody like Thursdays old two for one disc.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Man, how about you get for that ass half off?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Because this is this is worst case scenarios.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: You die, but best case scenario with a backyard, you're
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: gonna have a weird looking but.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Right or it's like really really big and your thigh's
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: really really small.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: That it is so weird to me that people and
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: and now like I feel like people.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Don't care anymore because they just take photos and it's
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: clearly not matching, but they're like anymore.
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: Don't get em in the thews.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: You never see those, Yeah in the comments.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was just to hear dreaming. He's just like
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: that will go here.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I didn't really get the dreaming part.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I wanted to dreaming about it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't really get the dream I wanted to.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: The next story.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: The thing about porn, don't people don't It works without
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: fake but people still.
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Watch absolutely subscribe.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: I'm I talked so much about only fans like two
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: three years ago, and now I'm subscribed to like six
• 29:55
  Speaker 5: different papers.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: I like watching them and like seeing what they do
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: throughout the dang. Like to Rachel dollars off for I
• 30:06
  Speaker 5: was subscribing, was yeah, I can.
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: Show you what she's doing.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: She posted like workout photos and a couple of feet video.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Subscribe and you were just working out?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: He didn't.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Huh no, she ain't doing nothing of that.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: You down bad if you put your credit card information
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: to watch squads.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: And curls. People do that for free online.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: They do.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: That's why I be so mad when I get there
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: and people just being bathed, like bit, you got me,
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: you got me the video. It's way different on Instagram.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Your subscription to Rachel has expired. That ended on November four,
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: was serious ms being nasty.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: She got a lot of good videos played along.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: That's a good one. Rocky Bostoners they got they got
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: crazy ship. Yeah it's mountaintop.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: This is more than.
• 30:53
  Speaker 5: These are all expired one, so I'll do Like it
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: was like, what is mountain tossing the month for like
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: twelve dollars, So I'll go on signing up see the cold.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: It's like, if it's fire, I'll buy like three months
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: or something like that because you get to discover you
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: buy in the boat. If it's just not unsubscribed by
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: fans and.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: Both, then they have the get picked three titt's next as.
• 31:15
  Speaker 5: Logo man, and then that's how they get you though,
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: Like the subscriptions be chead the scriss be like five
• 31:23
  Speaker 5: two dollars a month. They appost a fire clip from
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: a video they just did. I'm like, yeah, get the
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: video for twenty I'm.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Like that's the way. They then charged for per video.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: If you want to if you want the content. So
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I get the subscription money for the subscriptions.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: So you can see they pay so you can actually
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: go through the videos and pictures to kind of.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Get an idea.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: You gotta pay to just scroll.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Well no, so like.
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, basically yeah, so these are like these are all
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: personal videos from them.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: These video Yeah, she said, I support support small own business.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: So you said about thirty months a month and only fans.
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: Not even because like I said, like sometimes it'll be like,
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: you know, five dollars for the rest of the month
• 32:02
  Speaker 5: or something like that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not subscribed to this little deal everybody, And I
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: also don't keep the subscription. Like I said, I'll go
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: to Payson second, like the first day when I subscribe. Okay,
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: go through a cool You ain't really you ain't wait.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: To see what your counting does look like the taxes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: This is my personal account. This ain't my business counting.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: You still gotta do taxes.
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: It ain't no shame of that's my thing. Like I'm
• 32:28
  Speaker 5: always like I'll jump in front of the bullet. It
• 32:30
  Speaker 5: ain't no shame of my game.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Like I'm not the only I'm not the only reason
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: the wagons. This is way easier.
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: Then then try to go out and on some sneak
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: ship and holler at somebody and I just jack up
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: at the house.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: With some new content. But there's also free stuff free.
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: The quality don't be as good like I love to boon.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong. It's a self shot.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: The same shots that you showed me. Was same iPhone shots.
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: Ship that some of the ship isn't I know, none of
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: it wasn't for can play on that of the loot
• 33:01
  Speaker 5: they playing you are.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: The h Yeah, they run sales. They're like so it's
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: like a black coming up, you know it is that's.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Compilation of all my riding videos and here's a compilation
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: of all my backshot videos and something like that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: That smart.
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: In the editing room, like and then people that worked
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: every stuff.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: So it's just like a chicken postal hers.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: It would be like a couple and may be sucking
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: other couples or they sucking one chickens.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: It's it's crazy. It's the whole world. Bro, niggas getting
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: that bad?
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Did you create your If you wanted the nigga didn't
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: have comedy, I'd be on only Fast.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: What would you be be your pitch nigga? I ain't
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: fucking but that's everybody's chef dot com mostly my.
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: Balls the hot Guinea.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: That would be my thing.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: I would be doing like scenarios and costumes like a
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: furry no. Like Christmas is coming up, let's you know,
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: smash in front of the Christmas tree with it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I'll be in full Grinch makeup.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: You gotta do the face that ship is that the
• 34:12
  Speaker 5: clowns that it takes me out of it.
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I don't like all blood situation.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: That's just I'm just saying, like people dress up and
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: they had like the killer Climb mask and all.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: That the holidays. But you know, I don't even like
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: one of the couples I follow. I think it's called
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: the Stroke X and stuff like that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Never see their face, what they look like away master
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: or something. No, they just they always shoot.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: Like shoulder and down and they put helmet on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: Like astronaut helmets. But you know that she's gonna fog up.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be I.
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: Have a videotape I always for them with with a
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: helmet on, like a motorcycle helmet.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: It was like a whole can't breathing there. Man.
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: First of all, I had the visor flipped up and
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: it's the motorcycle.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Haven't if he was going to the motorcycle place like
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: another helmet, like you don't.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Have a.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: Motorcycle?
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Got it because I took the motorcycle class. I took
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: the motorcycle class the fourth part to learn how to
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: ride the most like, and I wanted wanted to get one,
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: and so I never got one.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: So I just had this helmet.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: You started going and give me the helmet I've done
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: to pass the test.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: I was definitely with that motors like a content holder
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: and the helmet.
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was motorcycle crazy when you when you got
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: the bers, you can breathe regularly, are you? He was like,
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: are you so you have the helmet? And yeah, you
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: only take your socks off with people you love. I
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: was just fucking in college.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Where he draws the line, what if he made the
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: girl like look like a motorcycle.
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: Room room grabbed my arm froom rooms wild the collar, bro,
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I a't gonna hold you.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: I did some very wow ship.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: You get a cease and desist from Harley Davidson include
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: us in this There's a helmet short. I was playing
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: that the whole time. We ribs on the back. Bitch,
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: you should have got a little mini helmet for your
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: for your other helmet.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Little it has a little flipper lip. I'm ready ready
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: to lasses for it. I got the help you.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: All right. Last thing, picture poison.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Get three tattoos of your mom's face around your genital area.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Will only be able to orgasm when you're alone, Damn.
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: I mean technically alone just means they in the same room,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: so I can still get that cat.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: You can only alone alone mean nobody.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: I'm tatting something. Maybe, Uh, there's got to be a
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: loophole with this, he said, her face. He's gonna put
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: your mom's face all over your deck.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: Think about think about art, about art. I would get
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: somebody to do like Picasso.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Interpret my mind. You gotta do like a reef, like
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: maybe like this is her face, but it's the moon.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: And then this is her face, but it looks like
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: a fox. Now it just looks like I have trash,
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: because that's just.
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: A Listen, we got a trap door, my nigga, fuck
• 37:40
  Speaker 5: with your draws on. I'm getting my mom's face pulling
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: the through the.
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: Trap door and I'm nobody. You said Janital's right, like so.
• 37:52
  Speaker 5: Ask you know, booty genitals. No with that's considerable.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: So your mom's face on your butt worse, you know,
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: it's better.
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: That's family backshots. Just looking at your face your mom
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: like this with your butts.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: It it's not for you though, but if it's here,
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: I can still see it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be dark though.
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I want the lights on. Cast no what for me?
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: The lights on? The lights you don't never with the
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: lights on. I understand why both you guys probably are
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: a sight and the light ain't got the pod that
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: much of a sight in the light. We'll take lights off.
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: Let's tell me Pat don't have a nightgown.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I don't. It's always the person that goes to get
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: the time mom from bird on the side.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Come on, maybe having slippers on, dragonn feet up? Boy,
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: hey man, you should trying to spice it up.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Man, keep the lights on.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: Why you're ashamed to look at your own body?
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: D lights that change colors?
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Just laying on your back all evens out.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: You look better when down?
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, spread air, I don't top look like you spread
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: it down.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: You look like mao the bit.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: Like chocolate pudding, just wasting all over the goddamnn.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: You need the chocolate in the car to lobby you
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: pick it out.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Take the new force like oh man, sniggers, that's I'm
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: moving back together.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Lay on my back for twenty minutes. I'll be ready.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: It's all got to fall to the side.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: A lot of people that are built like me. I
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: want y'all to a lot of people living in the chat.
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: You fuck with your body. I don't have his bottom.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: You don't tell y'all heir off. My bitch was spouted
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: to be good.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, low key though it's embarrassing and it's weird, but like,
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: if I go down.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: On a girl, I will put yo.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: Girl, don't tear you up.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Dread right.
• 40:41
  Speaker 5: I'm talking with the dude who got dressed and he
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: was about to go down. He goes hold on and
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: I was like, oh, but here's a big way.
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: I'm good.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Wait.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: But in his defense, the only thing worse than that
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: is if you just like I don't want to do that,
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: you go down there with the locks going down and
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: you have to go like this. Oh yeah, if you
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: once you flick out the way to get to the.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: No, I need a haircut. And I remember I was
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: about to roll the blood for all my homies. There
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: was like a room full of people. It was like
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: music blasting, and I was about to roll the blood
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: and I was.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: Like and I was like, oh no.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: I was like like this, and he asked me for
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: my scrunchy, and.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: That's where he messed up. He can't he got my locks.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: I used to wrap my hair with whenever it came out,
• 41:37
  Speaker 5: so he kept having to retie.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: I was like a game. I can't call it a scrunchy.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I don't have to worry about that.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: I just pull your thoughts back.
• 41:53
  Speaker 7: Gascination like cant put the skin and the visual and
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: be like, girl, girl, you're about.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: This is way worse though. It's just like you get
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: to that. She got to hold it holding his That's
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: sometimes I like.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: I like when I hold the hand.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Just like like.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: List have got a plunger on the top of very
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: like a torry.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Letter.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Listen not in then walk him old when.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: You throw your locks out this you didn't foresee that,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: what that happening?
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: None of that. You're just like the weird long hair moments.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Now you're coyote ugly. I got enough shake it and
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: it be weird when like you roll over and like
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: your hair you have to lift up. You gotta tell
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: somebody else. Do you ever talking behind your ear? Yeah?
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: I like doing that. Check it out. I used to
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: look at up movies when white people did that. I
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: was like, we'll never have hair like that. Shut out
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: to the universe.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Man, all right, enough of this. This has been I
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: saw this on the internet.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Podcast you can listen to wherever you find podcasts, or
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: watch YouTube videos wherever you watch those at. If you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: want to submit a segment to us, we will talk
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: about it for a few and then we'll talk about
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: whatever we want to. But you can try an internet
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: dot com at least give us a jumping off point,
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: or submit to pick your poison.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll see y'all next time. Peace,