Latest / Son of a Boy Dad / SAM TALLENT | Son of a Boy Dad #177
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- 4:24Speaker 4: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
- 4:26Speaker 4: podcast Today. It is February twenty first, and we are
- 4:31Speaker 4: here with Sam Tallent.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Hello. Hello, we're all doing fake deep voices toss.
- 4:39Speaker 7: Are you a female listener? Hope for your show? By
- 4:42Speaker 7: the timbre of my own voice.
- 4:45Speaker 3: Do you.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Uh is this your first time meeting Francis.
- 4:48Speaker 7: Yeah, it is, yeah, yeah, and people, I really admire
- 4:52Speaker 7: your your your funny and also your intellect. One time
- 4:54Speaker 7: on Matt and Shane, you said the word replete, and
- 4:57Speaker 7: I was like, this guy's legit. Wow.
- 4:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember.
- 5:00Speaker 7: I remember listening to you on there, and I was
- 5:02Speaker 7: like replete. Oh.
- 5:03Speaker 3: So immediately I was like, well, I don't want to
- 5:05Speaker 3: like him now you got it?
- 5:09Speaker 7: Like I'm always using like words, like the correct usage
- 5:11Speaker 7: of words because they're concrete tools.
- 5:13Speaker 3: So yeah.
- 5:14Speaker 7: But then I listened to you more and I was like,
- 5:15Speaker 7: this guy is fucking great.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Oh man, that's that is uh. I can't return the
- 5:20Speaker 3: compliment quick quick enough. I know, I know of you,
- 5:24Speaker 3: and I've watched your special. I haven't read your book,
- 5:27Speaker 3: but everyone speaks of it like it's a bible. It's
- 5:29Speaker 3: a good book, and I'm.
- 5:30Speaker 7: Very keen to so great to have you on and
- 5:33Speaker 7: great to meet you. Thank you, and of course come
- 5:35Speaker 7: on sas lift you under your belly when you got
- 5:38Speaker 7: sick the dog all right, yeah, of course this motherfucker
- 5:42Speaker 7: in old Vega he got sick. No, no, but I
- 5:46Speaker 7: think I was I was like, did I get I
- 5:48Speaker 7: was like, I don't know if I did get sick.
- 5:49Speaker 7: I think you came up big that weekend. Yeah, you
- 5:52Speaker 7: were stacking fat shady.
- 5:54Speaker 1: Oh I did.
- 5:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I whopped up use words. Well, everyone was gambling
- 6:02Speaker 4: at the h at the Circa place, and and everyone
- 6:06Speaker 4: lost and I won every single bet. You were and
- 6:08Speaker 4: I felt bad. Yeah, yeah, it's not fun when you're
- 6:11Speaker 4: winning everything and everyone else is losing.
- 6:13Speaker 7: You looked one hundred dollar bill, You lifted my shirt up,
- 6:14Speaker 7: you slapped my belt. So there's your pig tax mutant. Yeah,
- 6:19Speaker 7: you felt really bad.
- 6:22Speaker 1: What were you playing? What were you winning?
- 6:23Speaker 4: No, we were. It was Sunday. We were betting on football.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Oh god, I got it, paid the pig tax.
- 6:28Speaker 7: Yeah I did. Yeah.
- 6:29Speaker 4: And I went there with column the night before and
- 6:31Speaker 4: I remember I placed my bets and I remember my
- 6:33Speaker 4: biggest bet was I had the Bills beating the Dolphins.
- 6:35Speaker 4: Everyone was like, you're crazy, there's no way, and they
- 6:37Speaker 4: won forty eight to twenty.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Yeah, damn.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:41Speaker 7: And we all celebrated on it was jealous or petty
- 6:43Speaker 7: about it, and.
- 6:44Speaker 3: We're all so happy for you.
- 6:45Speaker 4: Everyone was really thrilled.
- 6:47Speaker 7: Wonder kind being three time and space. Yeah, I'm telling
- 6:52Speaker 7: you this year they welcomed me back.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be nice.
- 6:55Speaker 1: He's probably banned from the casinos.
- 6:56Speaker 7: I think so. He's the bookie beater.
- 6:58Speaker 1: Yeah, he took them. He took for all that. Yeah,
- 7:01Speaker 1: they're gonna put me in one of those Vegas broke now,
- 7:03Speaker 1: yeah because of sass?
- 7:04Speaker 7: Are you a sports better you love sports gambling all specifically,
- 7:08Speaker 7: but I'll dabble in basketball. But yeah, yeah, the Nuggets
- 7:12Speaker 7: have won me a lot of money the last couple
- 7:13Speaker 7: of years.
- 7:13Speaker 1: Dude, I forgot to here a big Nuggies fan.
- 7:17Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a fan of the best basketball player in
- 7:19Speaker 3: the world.
- 7:20Speaker 7: Damn, it's tough.
- 7:21Speaker 3: Don't don't get started on this tough rooting for him
- 7:25Speaker 3: on this and what you don't believe that and b
- 7:27Speaker 3: took him to the woodshed.
- 7:29Speaker 7: Will play in Denver? Bro he's a baby's a coward.
- 7:32Speaker 1: Why would he playing Denver?
- 7:33Speaker 7: Dude? Because he doesn't want to get hosed by the goat.
- 7:37Speaker 1: He got he hosed the goat, and then he took
- 7:39Speaker 1: his time off, he took a little vacation.
- 7:40Speaker 7: They played what twice? He hasn't played over there in
- 7:42Speaker 7: twice the.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Last two years and he put up numbies.
- 7:45Speaker 7: Yeah, well, too bad that he's on team player who
- 7:47Speaker 7: gives a shit about anyone else?
- 7:48Speaker 1: I know that they are. I don't know he's hurt now,
- 7:51Speaker 1: so I don't want to speak ill of the injured.
- 7:52Speaker 7: But also I don't want to throw down any Gunelet
- 7:55Speaker 7: I enjoy you. But come on, Jesus Christ, grow up.
- 8:01Speaker 3: We got fucking fork tongue over there already pissing me off,
- 8:04Speaker 3: and now God, no, I really don't like him.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Beat Thank god we have Francis here to calm you down,
- 8:09Speaker 1: your vocal countdown.
- 8:11Speaker 7: I mean, I don't want to get in the way
- 8:12Speaker 7: of all this goats and hose talk. Yeah, say a.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Big word and assuage him a little bit.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna ask. I mean, do you think
- 8:19Speaker 3: that that embiid winning MVP last year was a dei
- 8:23Speaker 3: sort of correction for Jo winning?
- 8:25Speaker 7: They don't want Jokish to be the face of the league.
- 8:27Speaker 7: I mean, this guy is an excellent sports star, but
- 8:30Speaker 7: he doesn't have a single endorsement deal, you know what
- 8:33Speaker 7: I mean?
- 8:33Speaker 1: Because basketball that disaffected.
- 8:36Speaker 3: No, he's multifaceted, He's not defined by one thing.
- 8:39Speaker 1: He's disaffected what is he? What else is he defined.
- 8:41Speaker 3: By horse racing? Taking his shirt off? I did like
- 8:45Speaker 3: wanted to stay on parade. Do they sell canned borshed
- 8:50Speaker 3: wet face on? Yeah, he's selling some kind of hair
- 8:53Speaker 3: growth tonic.
- 8:55Speaker 7: Yeah, dude, he's Uh. I just don't understand why we
- 8:58Speaker 7: don't get behind him. He's a generational talent.
- 9:01Speaker 1: He does make everyone better. He sees the court as well,
- 9:04Speaker 1: and he seems like he has a great time in
- 9:06Speaker 1: Serbia in the off season. I was looking up Serbian
- 9:08Speaker 1: vacations because he makes it seem like it's incredible to
- 9:11Speaker 1: go over to Serbia and just have like a fun
- 9:13Speaker 1: off season standing on chairs, whipping your napkin around, that
- 9:17Speaker 1: kind of vibe.
- 9:17Speaker 7: If you have like twelve American dollars in a flute,
- 9:21Speaker 7: it is mayor. I've been to Serbia. I can tell
- 9:25Speaker 7: you right now.
- 9:25Speaker 3: Have you been there.
- 9:26Speaker 7: I've been the broadest. Lava is as close as I
- 9:28Speaker 7: got it.
- 9:29Speaker 3: It is not a place that I would recommend if
- 9:31Speaker 3: you are visiting that region.
- 9:34Speaker 1: It's the worst country behind Egypt, really, really Egypt.
- 9:38Speaker 3: I would go to Egypt ahead of.
- 9:41Speaker 2: No.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Mogadishu is significantly better than Egypt than Serbia.
- 9:44Speaker 7: Who said that pirates dot com.
- 9:48Speaker 1: Dot com.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Yeah, Serbia that we went, and they do these big
- 9:54Speaker 3: meat menus, like you do a lot of meat and
- 9:57Speaker 3: you just if you and no matter what you eat,
- 9:59Speaker 3: you get sick period.
- 10:01Speaker 4: Just any kind of pretty much how I live right now,
- 10:06Speaker 4: just in America. Everything I eat I shipped out instantly.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Just meat menus. Yeah, you're crushing me like that. I
- 10:15Speaker 1: respect it. But they said that the people there are like, uh, overconfident.
- 10:20Speaker 1: It was like, what, I is that true?
- 10:23Speaker 3: Yeah, And I don't think you'd want to go with
- 10:26Speaker 3: your wife because for whatever reason, it just seems like
- 10:30Speaker 3: the gender ratio in the country is nine to one.
- 10:34Speaker 4: Countries where the women aren't allowed to do things.
- 10:36Speaker 3: No, No, I don't think it's like that. It's just
- 10:38Speaker 3: that the men approach women the way that you know,
- 10:41Speaker 3: where you're like, you just grope my wife in front
- 10:45Speaker 3: of me. Yeah, I did.
- 10:49Speaker 7: Driver Broken off the Hill.
- 10:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:53Speaker 7: We went to like a some Serbian dance club after
- 10:56Speaker 7: the show and brought us lava because one of the
- 10:58Speaker 7: comics owned the bar, and we walked in and they're
- 11:00Speaker 7: listening to like Serbian punk rock hurts hurts like a
- 11:02Speaker 7: Indian punk rock too. But I was like with my
- 11:05Speaker 7: wife and he was like, yeah, head on a swivel, mate,
- 11:08Speaker 7: all these men have.
- 11:09Speaker 4: Blades thata dogs.
- 11:13Speaker 7: All right, well, thanks for inviting me to your place.
- 11:17Speaker 7: You own it seems great, weird dude.
- 11:19Speaker 3: The dogs. We drove. We drove from Montenegro up through
- 11:25Speaker 3: Bosnia and then on into Croatia, and we had my
- 11:29Speaker 3: buddy had bought a shirt for a soccer team, you know,
- 11:33Speaker 3: just some cheap shirt of a Serbian team, and we
- 11:37Speaker 3: got out in it was fine. Apparently he was fine
- 11:40Speaker 3: to wear in Montenegro. We got out in Croatia and
- 11:44Speaker 3: split that. He opened his door, stood out and a
- 11:47Speaker 3: guy got off a motorcycle so and goes take that
- 11:51Speaker 3: off right now, and my buddy was like what And
- 11:55Speaker 3: then the guy realized he was an American, just a dumb tourist.
- 11:57Speaker 3: He's like, listen to me, you need to take that
- 11:59Speaker 3: shirt off immediately or someone's going to attack you right now.
- 12:03Speaker 7: WHOA. So you had to take his shirt off in
- 12:05Speaker 7: the street. He was rock hard the whole time.
- 12:10Speaker 1: You're gonna have to take it off me remove it.
- 12:13Speaker 7: From I've been chastised. Yeah no I Croatia, by the way,
- 12:19Speaker 7: great work on the coast. Yeah, they took the whole coastline.
- 12:23Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so crazy. They just what country is it?
- 12:26Speaker 1: Is engulfed in the middle of there?
- 12:27Speaker 3: What is that is that? Serbia?
- 12:28Speaker 7: Uh so?
- 12:30Speaker 3: So Serbia is north north of it? It's like, isn't
- 12:35Speaker 3: it Serbia, Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and then Montenegro.
- 12:41Speaker 1: So what's inside the sea?
- 12:42Speaker 7: Though?
- 12:43Speaker 1: Is there one of them that's inside the sea?
- 12:45Speaker 3: I think you're right. Is that Slovenia. I don't know,
- 12:47Speaker 3: Slovenia north. I'll take a look.
- 12:49Speaker 7: Yeah, but it like totally just cock blocked the coastline
- 12:52Speaker 7: for one of these countries. I got a.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Little Slovak in my blood, not Slovene, but I have
- 12:57Speaker 1: some Slovak.
- 12:58Speaker 3: Slovenia is north, is it?
- 13:00Speaker 7: I had a blast, Yeah, really, I had a really
- 13:02Speaker 7: good time there.
- 13:03Speaker 1: What kind of beautiful is it? Like mountainous or uh no?
- 13:07Speaker 7: I mean I was, I was in the cities. But man,
- 13:09Speaker 7: the natural wine that they produce is the oldest wine
- 13:12Speaker 7: in the world. Everyone's drinking these real cloudy like orange wines. Oh,
- 13:16Speaker 7: it was just fucking great.
- 13:17Speaker 3: They say that Slovenia is gonna be the next breakout
- 13:21Speaker 3: country like EU rising for digital nomads too. Yeah, I've
- 13:28Speaker 3: heard the good Wi Fi and it's cheap, so a
- 13:29Speaker 3: lot of people move there to, like, you know, help
- 13:31Speaker 3: destabilize South American governments from a fil rules.
- 13:36Speaker 4: Good Wi Fi that's really all you want in life.
- 13:38Speaker 4: That's like truly my my biggest like still, like I
- 13:42Speaker 4: have such fast Wi Fi right now, and I live
- 13:43Speaker 4: by myself, and I'm like, this is everything I've ever
- 13:45Speaker 4: wanted in my life and you're living in filth.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:48Speaker 4: I used to have like good Ethernet Wi Fi where
- 13:50Speaker 4: I can download a game in two minutes.
- 13:52Speaker 3: I feel like this is your house. Yeah what it
- 13:55Speaker 3: looks like.
- 13:55Speaker 7: It's just love sac Larry and a million dollar dream
- 13:57Speaker 7: over there. Yeah yeah, sorry, I'm sorry.
- 14:04Speaker 3: Bosnia is the country that has sort of been boxed
- 14:07Speaker 3: out of the coast.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Damn. That sucks so bad for them.
- 14:10Speaker 7: Yeah, I have to have a passport to go get
- 14:13Speaker 7: your dip on.
- 14:14Speaker 3: It sucks.
- 14:15Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to. And that used to be Yugoslavia.
- 14:17Speaker 1: What was that.
- 14:18Speaker 3: Hole, Yes, it was the you the block of Yugoslava.
- 14:20Speaker 3: All those countries were one Yugoslavia. But then the all
- 14:23Speaker 3: that stuff happened in the early nineties, which I've never
- 14:26Speaker 3: Are you up on that whole genocide? That's one of
- 14:30Speaker 3: the lesser known ones.
- 14:31Speaker 7: Hey, potato potata.
- 14:32Speaker 3: You know.
- 14:33Speaker 7: Yeah, I want to still sell tickets over there, depending
- 14:37Speaker 7: on what's most convenient to me. Yes, yeah, no I'm not.
- 14:43Speaker 7: But I remember remember when fucking Clinton bombed the shot
- 14:47Speaker 7: out of one of those places, Yes, Bosnia.
- 14:49Speaker 3: He was not lauded for his handling of the ethnic Serbs,
- 14:53Speaker 3: right uh war. I have my freshman year of college.
- 14:56Speaker 3: There was a bunch of Bosnians in the class.
- 14:59Speaker 7: Yeah, and I was like, someone brought up Bill Clinton
- 15:01Speaker 7: and I was like, he was pretty cool, and they
- 15:02Speaker 7: were like he murdered everybody.
- 15:04Speaker 3: Yeah, I turned them to dust and ash. You're like,
- 15:09Speaker 3: quiet down, Vlotti divos, take it easy over there, buddy.
- 15:14Speaker 3: You and your brother hated each other.
- 15:17Speaker 7: Yeah. No, I'm not up on As far as genocides
- 15:21Speaker 7: are concerned, they need better p R.
- 15:23Speaker 3: They didn't do a very good job. I mean, the
- 15:27Speaker 3: Rwandan genocide got a lot more pressed.
- 15:30Speaker 1: There was a good movie. Good movie. I think that's
- 15:32Speaker 1: the key.
- 15:33Speaker 7: I thought it was a little much when they gave
- 15:34Speaker 7: that genocide JFL. I think that was a bit much
- 15:38Speaker 7: like the industry needs to know this young upstart, the.
- 15:41Speaker 4: Hottest new genocide, new faces, new faces, and the guy
- 15:47Speaker 4: literally had a new face.
- 15:48Speaker 7: Every just skimmed.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Off a victim Chile soldiers. Yes, unbelievable, but dude, you
- 15:55Speaker 1: had a So you had an awesome special that came out.
- 15:57Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 15:58Speaker 1: If you're talking about people thrown around words, dude, in
- 16:01Speaker 1: the middle of your special, you're just throwing You're just
- 16:03Speaker 1: sprinkling coquettish in there, just a random coquettish and it
- 16:07Speaker 1: was off the it was off the cuff. I don't
- 16:09Speaker 1: even think it was planned. It was just, uh, you're
- 16:12Speaker 1: just sprinkling in beautiful language. So that's why, I mean,
- 16:15Speaker 1: you know, Francis had to get along. But also your
- 16:17Speaker 1: travel show, yeah it is just is just.
- 16:19Speaker 7: Coming us came out today. Man, Yeah, I gotta watch
- 16:22Speaker 7: that on YouTube. Subscribe to my YouTube and watch wide
- 16:24Speaker 7: World Tokyo Riffs and see me sweat. And that's pretty
- 16:29Speaker 7: much it with the Tokyo. In July, it was like
- 16:32Speaker 7: one hundred degrees and one hundred percent of humidity and
- 16:34Speaker 7: it's just me and my fat friends bumping around, just
- 16:38Speaker 7: dehydrated and confused. No one speaks English.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I just saw that. The worst times to go
- 16:44Speaker 1: are June when it's super rainy, and then July and
- 16:47Speaker 1: August when it's just hot as terrific. Dude, it was bad.
- 16:50Speaker 1: I blew it so bad.
- 16:52Speaker 3: We were just guzzling gallons of pakari sweat.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Yes, dude, I used to get it at the fucking shitty.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's like this cloudy. Uh like is it?
- 17:03Speaker 1: It's like a Gatorade water. Isn't an electrolyte drink or
- 17:06Speaker 1: it's come. It's commy, it's.
- 17:07Speaker 7: It's very common. Yes, it's viscous, yeah, cloudy, Yeah, an
- 17:12Speaker 7: approaching storm.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
- 17:14Speaker 4: What's that Midwestern water that's coming. It's very it's got
- 17:17Speaker 4: a slime to it.
- 17:18Speaker 7: Huh, the mid.
- 17:19Speaker 4: The it's like a water brand in the Midwest. I
- 17:23Speaker 4: forget what it's called. It's the one with the mountain. No,
- 17:26Speaker 4: no aquifine. Now I'll look at us.
- 17:29Speaker 1: It's cummy water.
- 17:30Speaker 4: It's coming.
- 17:30Speaker 1: Is a Gatorade storm or something like that?
- 17:33Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, I love was it calm? It
- 17:36Speaker 4: would have been again?
- 17:38Speaker 7: Yeah, you're always getting pranked out there.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Fatman from ioways come.
- 17:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:43Speaker 7: The Pacari Sweat School because it's like it tastes like
- 17:45Speaker 7: the white part of the bomb pop you know what
- 17:47Speaker 7: I mean? Oh yeah, one of one of the best
- 17:49Speaker 7: flavors there is.
- 17:50Speaker 1: Dude, I haven't thought about Pocari sweat in fifteen years.
- 17:53Speaker 1: It sponsored Yeah, we need to get here.
- 17:57Speaker 7: Yeah. Yeah?
- 17:58Speaker 1: Is Pokari Sweat? Is it Japanese? Is it? Is it?
- 18:02Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 18:02Speaker 1: Interesting?
- 18:03Speaker 3: So?
- 18:04Speaker 1: What what did you do over there? Is there were
- 18:06Speaker 1: you in Tokyo the entire time? Is it? How long
- 18:08Speaker 1: did you spend in Tokyo? What we was there to
- 18:10Speaker 1: do in Tokyo? That's really fun because I'm sure there's
- 18:12Speaker 1: a fucking ton.
- 18:13Speaker 7: Oh, Tokyo is the future, man, It's Blade Runner. It's
- 18:16Speaker 7: so much fun. It's just as soon as you walk
- 18:18Speaker 7: out the door. First, everyone's Japanese because it's it's one
- 18:22Speaker 7: of the it's one of the most whimsical ethno states
- 18:25Speaker 7: this world has to offer. And then uh yeah, you
- 18:28Speaker 7: walk around, I mean everything you do there, it feels
- 18:30Speaker 7: like you're in some kind of cartoon.
- 18:31Speaker 1: There's like a cat hologram that's like fifty stories.
- 18:34Speaker 7: To you visited a gundam three story tall gundam, and hey,
- 18:38Speaker 7: when I tell you that, what do you think a
- 18:39Speaker 7: good time? Wrong said, it barely moves really pointed to
- 18:45Speaker 7: the sky where I wanted to be.
- 18:47Speaker 1: What is it? What's a Gundom.
- 18:49Speaker 7: It's a giant robot that I think is supposed to
- 18:51Speaker 7: protect Japan against space war. They love robots over there. Yeah,
- 18:57Speaker 7: and they have one in Yokohama and it's three stories
- 18:59Speaker 7: tall and every day they do the Gundam show. And
- 19:02Speaker 7: I thought it was gonna at least shoot some confetti
- 19:04Speaker 7: or something, but no, you just see this robot that's
- 19:07Speaker 7: like attached to all this rigging, and then they play
- 19:10Speaker 7: this big show and it just slowly puts its finger
- 19:12Speaker 7: up and all the Japanese are.
- 19:13Speaker 3: Moved to tears.
- 19:15Speaker 7: Do they see it? I saw people crying and they
- 19:18Speaker 7: see it.
- 19:18Speaker 4: They see it like it just in the city.
- 19:20Speaker 7: Well, you have to buy tickets to a tent.
- 19:22Speaker 4: Oh oh oh. I thought it was just something that
- 19:23Speaker 4: they all gather around and cry at every single day.
- 19:25Speaker 1: No.
- 19:25Speaker 7: I mean, if it was in public, I think that
- 19:27Speaker 7: it would be you know, revered like a shrine. Yeah,
- 19:29Speaker 7: shrine to these people.
- 19:30Speaker 4: That would be kind of horrifying to have a massive
- 19:32Speaker 4: weapon just in the center of the city.
- 19:34Speaker 7: Well yeah, and it's not even like actually for defense.
- 19:37Speaker 7: There's all this lore behind it. And I was with
- 19:40Speaker 7: a dork and he was like, we.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Gotta go to the gun.
- 19:42Speaker 7: Whatever you want, whatever you want to do, OI, it'll
- 19:45Speaker 7: be great. So I'd rady go to the jerk off parlors.
- 19:47Speaker 7: It's going to see a robot. Point?
- 19:50Speaker 3: Are they?
- 19:50Speaker 7: Are they very nice to you over there?
- 19:53Speaker 3: I mean?
- 19:53Speaker 7: Is the service is immaculate? And if you're allowed in
- 19:58Speaker 7: oh interesting places, are Japanese only go to under replace
- 20:00Speaker 7: and they'll go what with the X because they don't
- 20:04Speaker 7: want to be bothered by you fucking bumping around the menu?
- 20:07Speaker 7: Is that?
- 20:08Speaker 3: Is that? Because if you were dressed to the nines
- 20:11Speaker 3: and it was, they thought, is it some kind of
- 20:13Speaker 3: like are they discerning that you might not be a
- 20:15Speaker 3: guess they want? Or a good question?
- 20:17Speaker 7: Because when I was with my wife, you know, and
- 20:19Speaker 7: she was over there letting them slap, she was bralised
- 20:22Speaker 7: the whole time. We were never turned away. Interesting, I
- 20:27Speaker 7: never thought about that. Yeah, and my wife dumped for
- 20:31Speaker 7: them aggressive right open door.
- 20:34Speaker 3: They carried her in on a chair.
- 20:35Speaker 7: I thought, by just slaked in her own Greece In
- 20:41Speaker 7: a different experience, yeah, but a lot of places are
- 20:44Speaker 7: eager to have you, and but they don't speak any English,
- 20:47Speaker 7: complete language barriers. So what what? How does that work?
- 20:50Speaker 7: How do you even navigate that? Google Translate is very cool.
- 20:53Speaker 7: There's a Google you can just scan the page and
- 20:56Speaker 7: it'll translate it in real time, and that's a game changer.
- 20:58Speaker 3: Dude.
- 20:59Speaker 7: I did that with our drive ever in Puerto Rico,
- 21:01Speaker 7: and ten minutes into the trip he was like, dude,
- 21:02Speaker 7: I'm completely fluent ing.
- 21:07Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh your phone to his face.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 21:13Speaker 7: Well, I think that some of those dudes think that
- 21:15Speaker 7: you want to like this guy likes the show, you know,
- 21:18Speaker 7: then they put it on. Uh, well see what francis,
- 21:21Speaker 7: you know, and then he's like Burger King or Arb
- 21:25Speaker 7: just tell me but saying Hamburg gaysa you know what
- 21:29Speaker 7: that is. I grew up in San Antonio.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I imagine the library.
- 21:35Speaker 4: I had a gopuff guy recently who showed up and
- 21:37Speaker 4: he didn't speak any English and there was problem with
- 21:39Speaker 4: the order and we had to go back and forth.
- 21:41Speaker 4: Google Translate. Yeah, just ad my door while I was
- 21:43Speaker 4: in my pajamas. It did not work well.
- 21:46Speaker 7: And this is the future that we fought for. It
- 21:47Speaker 7: is is you arguing over not getting enough hoys sin
- 21:51Speaker 7: with some man who walked through the Sonoran desert.
- 21:55Speaker 4: It is really uh, it is like huge, kind of humiliating.
- 21:58Speaker 4: I got a notification from uber eats the other day
- 22:01Speaker 4: and I screenshoted it said, uh, it said, Muhammad is
- 22:06Speaker 4: like the one on his way with your order. He said,
- 22:08Speaker 4: it's on his way with your order so that you
- 22:10Speaker 4: can stay cozy and warm during the snow. And I
- 22:13Speaker 4: was just picturing him just battling the elements. Yeah, bringing
- 22:16Speaker 4: me a fucking cheeseburger.
- 22:17Speaker 7: He's getting attacked by hawks. Yeah, and you're mad because
- 22:22Speaker 7: you can't get out of the lobby and call of duty.
- 22:24Speaker 4: Yeah, and then he calls you and justga two D
- 22:32Speaker 4: to D bring it to to dgay. That's literally every
- 22:46Speaker 4: single day. Yeah, I mean I am, I'm I'm making
- 22:52Speaker 4: my own meals now, which is good.
- 22:53Speaker 7: You live in one of the great continental cities of
- 22:55Speaker 7: the world. I know, the hit the streets.
- 22:57Speaker 4: I'm just lazy as fuck.
- 22:58Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's okay.
- 23:00Speaker 7: Did you did you go anywhere other than Tokyo.
- 23:03Speaker 3: I went with my wife.
- 23:04Speaker 7: We went at the beginning of last year and we
- 23:06Speaker 7: went to fuck We went to Kyoto, and we went
- 23:11Speaker 7: to Osaka as well. Yeah, Osaka is the separate island, right,
- 23:17Speaker 7: excuse me, you know a lot of good Japanese stuff.
- 23:20Speaker 1: I would love to go, but I scared because I
- 23:24Speaker 1: don't think I know how to slurp noodles? Right, isn't
- 23:26Speaker 1: there a way that they slurp noodles where it's like,
- 23:28Speaker 1: this is how you slurp noodles.
- 23:30Speaker 7: How louder you are, the more like respectful you're being,
- 23:34Speaker 7: You're letting them know that you're eager to get those
- 23:35Speaker 7: noodles in your mouth.
- 23:36Speaker 1: You're being serious.
- 23:37Speaker 3: That's serious.
- 23:38Speaker 7: Yeah, and you'll sit down, you'll be like, oh, it's
- 23:40Speaker 7: a nice romin spot.
- 23:40Speaker 3: And then, just.
- 23:44Speaker 1: So, did you pick out when you were having noodles
- 23:46Speaker 1: out of respect?
- 23:48Speaker 3: If you were picked up last night in Alphabet City,
- 23:51Speaker 3: you think I.
- 23:51Speaker 1: Did just hoping that the Japanese guy walk by, hoping
- 23:55Speaker 1: they caught wind of your slurp, brought the noise home
- 23:58Speaker 1: with you?
- 23:58Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's like, I know, I made dinner and
- 24:01Speaker 7: I appreciate you enjoying it, But if you want to
- 24:03Speaker 7: have sex.
- 24:04Speaker 1: Later a little louder, yeah.
- 24:08Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I ate a bunch, dude. I ate so much.
- 24:10Speaker 3: I really enjoy eating. Yeah, evidenced by my carapas and.
- 24:15Speaker 1: Isn't there they have like Mario Kart like tours of
- 24:19Speaker 1: the city as well. Did you do that?
- 24:21Speaker 7: No? No, the cars kept exploding, tires shot off. I'm
- 24:25Speaker 7: blinded a man like they should go back for litigation. No,
- 24:29Speaker 7: I didn't do any of that stuff, but I the
- 24:31Speaker 7: subway system is like one of the most amazing feats
- 24:35Speaker 7: of human engineering due there's a train like every three minutes,
- 24:37Speaker 7: no matter what, and you can get all over Tokyo
- 24:40Speaker 7: so simply. And there's like rival because it's not like
- 24:43Speaker 7: the state doesn't own all the lines, so they've opened
- 24:46Speaker 7: it up to competition and now they're like innovating and
- 24:49Speaker 7: it's it's really fucking amazing, dude.
- 24:51Speaker 1: And it's like respectful and quiet. And you don't like
- 24:54Speaker 1: sniffle or you don't like sneeze or whatever.
- 24:56Speaker 7: You know, don't sneeze. You know. They really hate when
- 24:58Speaker 7: you got the mirrors on the tips of your shoes.
- 25:00Speaker 7: You know, that's frowned upon generally look at.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Some blurry vaginas.
- 25:05Speaker 7: Yeah, very good your research, I see, dude.
- 25:09Speaker 3: I watched something this morning, I was walking from the
- 25:12Speaker 3: subway into the office and I was staying I was
- 25:15Speaker 3: walking behind a crazy guy. Just a crazy guy. Yeah,
- 25:20Speaker 3: but he was a crazy, redheaded white guy, and it
- 25:24Speaker 3: was the scariest kind. He looked like he was wearing,
- 25:26Speaker 3: you know, the outfit you'd expect like a line cook
- 25:30Speaker 3: to wear at like a salty diner, so sort of deep, heavy,
- 25:34Speaker 3: scrubby pants and then like a lined overcoat and then uh,
- 25:38Speaker 3: he sort of had the hair. I almost I actually
- 25:41Speaker 3: took a video of him, but he did.
- 25:43Speaker 7: Yeah, let's see it.
- 25:44Speaker 3: You want to see it. Yeah, he kicked over a
- 25:47Speaker 3: trash can in front of a you know, you can
- 25:51Speaker 3: just watch this guy. Followed him for a little bit
- 25:53Speaker 3: because I thought he was going to do something straight
- 25:55Speaker 3: up followed him. Yeah he was. He was doing violent stuff.
- 25:59Speaker 4: This is like you like a go pro strapped to
- 26:01Speaker 4: your chest. This was like that video that they took
- 26:04Speaker 4: of the girl walking through the Citi and they were
- 26:06Speaker 4: showing all the dudes looking at her.
- 26:08Speaker 3: He kicked over a full trash can violently, So I
- 26:13Speaker 3: was kind of concerned he was going to do something
- 26:15Speaker 3: really bad, and I just had this instinct of like
- 26:17Speaker 3: I I can't preemptively stop him, so I want to
- 26:22Speaker 3: document it so that the family.
- 26:23Speaker 1: He so I can go viral.
- 26:25Speaker 7: Yeah, if he commits some fantaside, But it was funny
- 26:31Speaker 7: kicked over this trash can directly in front of the
- 26:35Speaker 7: most Swedish family I've ever seen, clearly a family that
- 26:40Speaker 7: was on like holiday, on vacation.
- 26:42Speaker 1: This is right on seventh af too, so it's like
- 26:43Speaker 1: they probably got off at Penn Station.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 26:45Speaker 1: Immediately seeing the joker walking around.
- 26:50Speaker 3: I just couldn't help with that, Like three blonde kids,
- 26:52Speaker 3: he's he looks exactly like the joker.
- 26:54Speaker 7: That is exactly right with no makeup. That's who I
- 26:57Speaker 7: thought it was.
- 26:58Speaker 3: And I couldn't help but think, like imagine coming from
- 27:02Speaker 3: you know, spotless, pristine Sweden, where their subway system is
- 27:06Speaker 3: very similar to the one you just described, getting out
- 27:09Speaker 3: and just the first thing you see is.
- 27:11Speaker 4: Like like.
- 27:16Speaker 7: Can we go to the M and M store?
- 27:18Speaker 3: Oh no, that man's eating is on feet, Papa.
- 27:22Speaker 1: He's in his hands, he's.
- 27:25Speaker 7: I wanted to tell them, like, you know, you don't
- 27:28Speaker 7: go to Boston next time or something I don't.
- 27:30Speaker 4: Know, like or just stay away from anything above Penn Station.
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah, do you feel the responsibility to show them a
- 27:35Speaker 1: good time after that, or be like really nice to them,
- 27:39Speaker 1: or like give them directions, or like be like, hey,
- 27:41Speaker 1: everyone's not like this, or you just throw them to
- 27:43Speaker 1: the wolves.
- 27:44Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I did feel embarrassed.
- 27:48Speaker 3: I felt like a citizenship embarrassment that this. You know,
- 27:54Speaker 3: that's just so. I don't know if they were warned
- 27:57Speaker 3: of that. To Sam's point, I'm sure that they were.
- 28:00Speaker 3: There dreams of New York City where.
- 28:02Speaker 4: It's absolutely not that there's no way that people are going.
- 28:05Speaker 4: I feel like people think of New York and they're like,
- 28:07Speaker 4: this is where dreams come true.
- 28:08Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying exactly. How Yeah, Like they were like, oh,
- 28:11Speaker 3: we're going to go to the place the birth of
- 28:12Speaker 3: Frank Sinatra and we'll see it, or where he lived
- 28:15Speaker 3: and we'll see a Broadway show and we'll.
- 28:17Speaker 7: It's big Apple and pizza. Yeah, big pizza pies.
- 28:21Speaker 4: Jerry sein felt, bickering out a diner.
- 28:23Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, yeah. And then instead it's you know, it's
- 28:29Speaker 7: the World War Z. Yeah, yeah for the early stages
- 28:32Speaker 7: the apocalypse.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Is your pan like that at all? Is there? Like,
- 28:35Speaker 1: because it seems like it's very clean. But then I
- 28:38Speaker 1: saw a TikTok recently that there's like in the red
- 28:40Speaker 1: light district. They were like, be careful because they like
- 28:42Speaker 1: spike drinks here. But it's like, I feel like that
- 28:45Speaker 1: was the only time I've heard of that.
- 28:47Speaker 3: Watch out.
- 28:47Speaker 7: They'll add an extra shot to your cosmo. Yeah, make
- 28:51Speaker 7: you tip another twenty dollars to your hooker. I don't
- 28:55Speaker 7: know people are getting shanghaied actively. I don't know if
- 28:58Speaker 7: what you're describing. Yeah, I don't know, dude. They never
- 29:01Speaker 7: found a red light district. I mean there are like
- 29:03Speaker 7: there's like blowjob parlors above, like the Popeye's Chicken.
- 29:06Speaker 1: There, because they they I saw like a video of
- 29:10Speaker 1: Japanese women saying that like if their husband were to
- 29:14Speaker 1: cheat that they it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
- 29:16Speaker 1: They'd be like, as long as it's with a prostitute, right, Yeah,
- 29:19Speaker 1: then like it's okay. He's just kind of blowing off
- 29:21Speaker 1: steam because.
- 29:22Speaker 7: They work so hard and like the actual transactional aspects
- 29:25Speaker 7: of sex are built into their society. So it's like, yeah,
- 29:28Speaker 7: you're working fourteen hour days, but on lunch you can
- 29:30Speaker 7: go get glored.
- 29:32Speaker 4: Fine, Yeah, it doesn't sound that bad, Yeah, your little appartee.
- 29:36Speaker 1: Yeah for the men, but it's just like a different
- 29:38Speaker 1: perspective for women in general over there, Like so they
- 29:41Speaker 1: have like h side dude Sundays over there where they
- 29:46Speaker 1: can just where the women can get blazed.
- 29:48Speaker 7: Andoys friend bars for sure are there, are there. Girlfriend
- 29:51Speaker 7: bars were also.
- 29:52Speaker 3: Boyfriend bars were like very pretty men will tend to
- 29:55Speaker 3: you and they'll listen to you and you can have
- 29:57Speaker 3: a conversation and feel seen and heard.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Ah, so they want the emotional connection aspect of it.
- 30:03Speaker 7: Yeah, because I think that just like these these Japanese
- 30:06Speaker 7: very industrious, very hard working, a high mind aspect of
- 30:10Speaker 7: like serve the company. And I don't know if there's
- 30:12Speaker 7: a lot of like leftover, Like yeah, let's watch a
- 30:14Speaker 7: couple episodes of Love is Blind.
- 30:16Speaker 3: Honey, I'll make that popcorn.
- 30:18Speaker 7: You're like, I got the nutritional yeas. I don't think
- 30:20Speaker 7: that's going on. I think they're coming home dead eyed,
- 30:23Speaker 7: putting their suitcase on the ground, kneeling to eat the bugs.
- 30:26Speaker 7: And then that's terrible, but bugs there they Yeah, Yeah,
- 30:32Speaker 7: then huh would you eat crickets? No, it's what I
- 30:35Speaker 7: heard on stage Love that that's what the legless amongst us? Yeah, yeah,
- 30:45Speaker 7: Fdr Franklin deli meat. I Yeah, so I don't. I
- 30:49Speaker 7: just think that they're all looking. They have to subsidize
- 30:54Speaker 7: the fact that they they work so hard and they
- 30:56Speaker 7: have to do that with like, you know, with the
- 30:58Speaker 7: money that they earn.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's respectable. So what do they blend
- 31:02Speaker 1: the bugs into, like a protein bar or something like.
- 31:04Speaker 3: That or was it thinking of survivor Yeah, yeah, I'm
- 31:09Speaker 3: not bear grillas.
- 31:10Speaker 7: I'm a man shaped like a bear that's confused. No,
- 31:14Speaker 7: I ate like crickets, and I think some kind of
- 31:16Speaker 7: grasshopper situation. They put them out with beers.
- 31:18Speaker 1: You can get like ants, so like salted like a
- 31:21Speaker 1: bar snack.
- 31:22Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly, a bar snack.
- 31:23Speaker 3: Yeah. Really, they're quite nutritious. They're very good for you,
- 31:26Speaker 3: and that they're they're a good alternative to nuts and
- 31:29Speaker 3: leg gooms because they're they're so buntiful that they don't
- 31:32Speaker 3: they reproduce. Yeah, they urge.
- 31:35Speaker 4: There's Yeah, crickets aren't that bad. You can get some
- 31:38Speaker 4: good seasoned ones. We had those on the yak ones.
- 31:40Speaker 4: It was like ranch flavored crickets.
- 31:42Speaker 7: Yeah, they tasted like check spicks.
- 31:43Speaker 1: They're really Yeah, there's a crunch. Yeah, there's a crunch
- 31:45Speaker 1: to them.
- 31:46Speaker 3: I've heard that one of the issues with Japanese culture
- 31:49Speaker 3: is that everyone's very lonely and that these they're takof
- 31:53Speaker 3: and yeah, there's such a fear of rejection that dating
- 31:57Speaker 3: has become more and more obsole and this is why
- 32:02Speaker 3: their population is declining hugely and people.
- 32:05Speaker 7: Nothing to do with those bombs we drop. Yeah, get
- 32:08Speaker 7: over it.
- 32:09Speaker 1: I have this generational sadness.
- 32:12Speaker 3: We had to slap your hand a little bit.
- 32:13Speaker 1: Boys scared is cloudy.
- 32:16Speaker 7: Yeah, they are very lonely and there they live more
- 32:18Speaker 7: and more online lives. Yeah, they go to those bars,
- 32:22Speaker 7: those companions. Uh, and that's why, like they'd rather pay
- 32:26Speaker 7: to flirt with and have company than actually try to
- 32:30Speaker 7: meet a person and have it, you know, be real
- 32:33Speaker 7: or whatever. Yeah, it's weird because they seem so like
- 32:36Speaker 7: fortified that they thought of rejection hurting their feelings. And
- 32:42Speaker 7: I'm not trying to be nasty when I say this,
- 32:46Speaker 7: but they're kind of like autonomatons. They're like very robotic
- 32:49Speaker 7: from what I've experienced on the streets. But then you
- 32:52Speaker 7: hang out with them and they're fucking partying man, those outside.
- 32:55Speaker 7: He's super dry. You can buy just like a mixed
- 32:58Speaker 7: whiskey drink and any seven eleven.
- 33:00Speaker 1: Yeah, the seven eleven culture there seems incredible. It seems
- 33:03Speaker 1: like the best seven elevens in the fucking world. Don't
- 33:06Speaker 1: get me food, you're buying booze.
- 33:08Speaker 4: They got like different flavors of laized chips out there.
- 33:11Speaker 7: The best fried chicken is available right next to where
- 33:13Speaker 7: you buy your cigarettes, like in the either thing that
- 33:15Speaker 7: would usually be hot dog rollers. They have amazing karaate
- 33:19Speaker 7: just right there. Don't isolate me going amazing karag whatever
- 33:25Speaker 7: you do. I have a hard enough time. I'm not
- 33:27Speaker 7: looking pretentious. Don't get me with my eyes swimming in
- 33:31Speaker 7: my head. Chicken O my god, amazing yeah man. So yeah,
- 33:40Speaker 7: Like you go into the gas station, you get a
- 33:42Speaker 7: fucking ice cold Asai super Dry, which is, for my money,
- 33:45Speaker 7: the best beer in the world. You get your snacks
- 33:48Speaker 7: and you can just go outside and munch it right there,
- 33:50Speaker 7: crack them on the street. And then when the businessmen
- 33:53Speaker 7: get a little too rowdy and they wind up ass up. Yeah,
- 33:56Speaker 7: people come by and they leave water and ramen next
- 33:59Speaker 7: to these men sleeping on the ground.
- 34:01Speaker 1: Are you serious.
- 34:01Speaker 7: Yeah, Like they wake up and they have to go
- 34:03Speaker 7: to work the next day, so they want them to
- 34:04Speaker 7: be hydrated and able to, you know, serve the state who.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Wants them to be just like other other concerned citizens,
- 34:11Speaker 1: older ladies. Like who's looking after the drunk businessman?
- 34:14Speaker 7: I don't know. I've never seen who leaves the snacks,
- 34:17Speaker 7: but I've definitely seen businessmen like completely elf.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Just going over.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what I was picturing.
- 34:23Speaker 1: Yes, Crampis style.
- 34:27Speaker 7: Comes in on a long board.
- 34:30Speaker 4: With a plate of ramen.
- 34:33Speaker 7: Jewel?
- 34:33Speaker 3: Are you jeweling? I am, Yes, where do you get that?
- 34:36Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 34:38Speaker 4: The raised Deli?
- 34:39Speaker 3: What?
- 34:40Speaker 7: Yeah, the raised Deli, the raised Deli, famous raised right
- 34:43Speaker 7: there on forty fourth. Now, whenever I'm in New York,
- 34:45Speaker 7: I go to Raise Deli.
- 34:46Speaker 4: There's probably a good amount of raised Deli's. It's a
- 34:49Speaker 4: good name for a deli.
- 34:50Speaker 7: It's a great name.
- 34:50Speaker 1: If anyone can say it, it's easy to say. Yeah,
- 34:53Speaker 1: no matter who you are, where you're from. The Swedish couple,
- 34:55Speaker 1: the crazy guy, they can all say raised Deli. Yeah,
- 34:58Speaker 1: it's easy to get your mouth around. So where happened?
- 35:00Speaker 7: He's to have a tough time with it.
- 35:03Speaker 1: You're right. It's a potato chip brand, the Potato Chips.
- 35:07Speaker 7: I was going there too. I think we all went.
- 35:10Speaker 3: To that place.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't have to hammer it home.
- 35:14Speaker 7: Yeah, someone had to be brave.
- 35:16Speaker 1: So so where else are you are you going?
- 35:19Speaker 2: Like?
- 35:19Speaker 1: Where's next?
- 35:19Speaker 2: That?
- 35:19Speaker 7: You're crazy? You want to come? That's my dad's joke.
- 35:22Speaker 7: Take me there, Dad, where you go?
- 35:23Speaker 1: I want to go?
- 35:24Speaker 7: You want to come?
- 35:27Speaker 1: Yeah? Where else? A you're traveling? Are you doing something
- 35:28Speaker 1: with Donnie? Is that is that happening? Or was that
- 35:30Speaker 1: just a fantasy of mind?
- 35:32Speaker 7: No? No, that was a fantasy of many of us
- 35:34Speaker 7: on this couch right now.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 7: Yeah, but that has since dissolved and I went to
- 35:38Speaker 7: independent with it. But Kevin we were we were talking
- 35:41Speaker 7: about a show, and then he gave me a little
- 35:43Speaker 7: bit of money to go over and like fly the
- 35:45Speaker 7: boys to Japan. He covered costs that way. Who did
- 35:48Speaker 7: Kevin Clancy?
- 35:49Speaker 1: He gave you money.
- 35:50Speaker 7: He gave me some money, and I, uh, you know,
- 35:52Speaker 7: I have special thanks to Kevin Clancy because I thought
- 35:54Speaker 7: I was going to be going into business with y'all.
- 35:56Speaker 7: But the landscape is you've heard about this landscape. It's
- 36:00Speaker 7: ever changing. His landscape, our new gardeners.
- 36:06Speaker 1: So anyway, brutal fucking landscape that we're going, can you can.
- 36:09Speaker 7: You give us a little more on that? Or is
- 36:11Speaker 7: that I don't think I'm telling any stories out of school.
- 36:14Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 36:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:15Speaker 7: I mean Kevin Kevin when the comedy Wing was was
- 36:19Speaker 7: gonna happen. Uh, he was like, you want to be
- 36:21Speaker 7: in business with us? And I was like, I was
- 36:23Speaker 7: going to do a travel show. He was like that
- 36:24Speaker 7: sounds great, gave me like five grand. We went over there.
- 36:27Speaker 7: We shot brutal twelve hour days in the heat. Like
- 36:30Speaker 7: I definitely wanted to do a good job for him.
- 36:32Speaker 7: And then you know, uh, the different things were given
- 36:37Speaker 7: emphasis here and this wasn't one of the things that
- 36:40Speaker 7: they wanted to emphasize.
- 36:42Speaker 1: So all the budget went to Glennie Ball's OnlyFans show.
- 36:46Speaker 7: And hey, Glenny's doing cool stuff over here.
- 36:48Speaker 1: He's doing incredible.
- 36:49Speaker 7: You see him do the egg trick.
- 36:51Speaker 1: What was the egg trick?
- 36:52Speaker 7: He eats a bunch of eggs. I don't know.
- 36:56Speaker 1: I was just riffing he does crush eggs. I thought
- 36:59Speaker 1: it was he always has those girls dumping dumb tit out,
- 37:02Speaker 1: So I don't know if it was like the pencil
- 37:04Speaker 1: trick where you put pencil under boob and.
- 37:06Speaker 4: Crush an egg between your tips. Yeah, I think you
- 37:08Speaker 4: like can't crush an egg in a certain way.
- 37:11Speaker 1: You hold it a gentle a gentle woman's breast.
- 37:13Speaker 4: Can Yeah, you could give a dog an egg.
- 37:16Speaker 7: Yeah, they protected you should seem scramble it.
- 37:18Speaker 4: That's the real show.
- 37:21Speaker 7: But uh yeah, I don't know. So like now it's
- 37:23Speaker 7: just I'm I'm doing it myself. But I'm very grateful
- 37:26Speaker 7: for the barstool fandom who comes to the shows with
- 37:28Speaker 7: their intents and they're.
- 37:29Speaker 3: Backwards white ats. I appreciate you.
- 37:32Speaker 7: Boys coming out and I'm just doing it on my own.
- 37:34Speaker 7: Note that's dope. I think that that is a is
- 37:37Speaker 7: a fair answer. Yeah, trying to be abul.
- 37:39Speaker 3: You know, it's amazing to hear and think about all
- 37:42Speaker 3: the people that we sort of had reached out to. Yeah,
- 37:47Speaker 3: and that are no longer you know, officially, I guess
- 37:51Speaker 3: part of the effort.
- 37:52Speaker 7: You got to make sure that it's asking it food
- 37:54Speaker 7: delivered twenty four steps.
- 37:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 37:56Speaker 7: Yeah. But I've always long admired wanton On.
- 38:00Speaker 3: He's like he's did you.
- 38:01Speaker 1: See what happened yesterday? With him.
- 38:03Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that Shoit's fucking terrified.
- 38:05Speaker 7: Oh we were just talking about the door. Very scary.
- 38:09Speaker 7: It's scary enough to be an Albuquerque.
- 38:11Speaker 1: Yeah, that's dark. New Mexico is a dark place to
- 38:14Speaker 1: drive through.
- 38:16Speaker 7: Is a cartel owned UFC fighting hotspot where they literally
- 38:20Speaker 7: have skin walkers on the highway. Yeah, which you're ancient
- 38:24Speaker 7: ghosts and the Navajo tradition or whatever, and it's just
- 38:27Speaker 7: it's a heavy place.
- 38:28Speaker 1: Man.
- 38:28Speaker 7: My grandma's from northern New Mexico, so I spent a
- 38:30Speaker 7: lot of time down there.
- 38:31Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, Yeah, it's gnarley, so they have a
- 38:33Speaker 1: lot Is that where the Navajo are from?
- 38:35Speaker 7: No, No, I just said, said one of the gang's names.
- 38:39Speaker 7: But yeah didn't.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Yeah that's what the Navajo called himselves, didn't they. Yeah, yeah,
- 38:47Speaker 1: the people.
- 38:48Speaker 7: I did a show where it was all indigenous people,
- 38:51Speaker 7: and then I went up at the end as the
- 38:52Speaker 7: token white and I just opened by being like, because
- 38:56Speaker 7: the whole theme of the show was I'm living my
- 38:58Speaker 7: ancestors wildest dream.
- 39:00Speaker 3: That was what they all would say. Pack show of.
- 39:02Speaker 7: All Indigenous in Denver, and I went up and I
- 39:04Speaker 7: was like, I think my ancestors would be pretty pissed
- 39:07Speaker 7: to see what I'm up to tonight. They did a
- 39:10Speaker 7: lot to keep you guys from living any dream, and
- 39:12Speaker 7: now I'm opening the door and being like, didnt get Yeah,
- 39:14Speaker 7: yeah exactly, and they did not laugh. But I only
- 39:18Speaker 7: had to do forty more minutes.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bro, him having to I mean, I guess
- 39:26Speaker 1: he had enough time to take a picture after subduing
- 39:30Speaker 1: the guy. So I don't know how involved Donnie was
- 39:33Speaker 1: with it. Yeah, you think he was first line of
- 39:35Speaker 1: defense of he said, him and five other dudes.
- 39:38Speaker 3: I mean, dude, this has been my fantasy for so
- 39:41Speaker 3: long to be on a flight near a ne'er do well,
- 39:47Speaker 3: a wayward person, Yeah, and to utilize the seatbelt to
- 39:50Speaker 3: subdue them. Yeah, I mean I've thought about it a lot.
- 39:54Speaker 7: That's what I always asked for, the extended even though
- 39:56Speaker 7: you don't need it. That's exactly right, Yeah, wrapping around.
- 40:01Speaker 1: My fist like Bonanza.
- 40:05Speaker 3: I was very jealous. I was very jealous of Donnie
- 40:08Speaker 3: that he got to experience this first hand.
- 40:11Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 40:13Speaker 4: You think when you're you think when you're about to
- 40:15Speaker 4: try and open the door on the plane, and that's
- 40:17Speaker 4: something you pre planned, like before you were boarding that plane,
- 40:20Speaker 4: or you think it's something something take you off and
- 40:22Speaker 4: you're like, I'm gonna open this fucking door. It seems
- 40:24Speaker 4: like I'm gonna gotta.
- 40:25Speaker 1: Get some you're out of pretzels?
- 40:27Speaker 4: Yeah, out of here?
- 40:28Speaker 7: Yeah, a duck doesn't work.
- 40:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I need a breeze.
- 40:34Speaker 7: I feel like it's a moment of like psychosis trouts.
- 40:37Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's to snap.
- 40:40Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a tough time to go through. But I
- 40:43Speaker 1: mean we were saying that you should you should hire
- 40:45Speaker 1: someone if you want to have that valor just get
- 40:47Speaker 1: a vagrant. You should have got the guy who's walking
- 40:50Speaker 1: for someone around.
- 40:51Speaker 7: I have a business opportunity for you. Yeah, you get
- 40:54Speaker 7: a fly to Albany.
- 40:56Speaker 4: That's a guy that would definitely.
- 40:57Speaker 7: Get an emergency Exitsy, you're so comfy up there.
- 41:01Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
- 41:02Speaker 7: Have you seen a belt fight? Have you seen anyone
- 41:04Speaker 7: utilize a belt in a rumble?
- 41:06Speaker 1: No, it is. It's like a menacing thing. You take
- 41:09Speaker 1: off the belt and you start snapping.
- 41:10Speaker 7: It and you snap it, or you you can also
- 41:12Speaker 7: make it into a noose as if you're a dog catcher.
- 41:15Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a mace. You kind of like get
- 41:18Speaker 1: the end of it.
- 41:19Speaker 3: Yeah, use the buckle.
- 41:20Speaker 7: I was in San Francisco one time, and uh, I
- 41:22Speaker 7: was in front of my friend David Borie's house and
- 41:24Speaker 7: we were smoking weed, and then across the street we
- 41:27Speaker 7: saw these two guys start to tussle and the dude
- 41:30Speaker 7: pulls his belt out and wraps around his fist, and
- 41:33Speaker 7: the other guy pulls out a fucking Bowie knife. And
- 41:35Speaker 7: the guy with the knife is like, put that bell
- 41:37Speaker 7: the way, pussy, Put the bell the way. And the
- 41:39Speaker 7: guy with the belt around and said turns to us
- 41:41Speaker 7: and says, put the knife away. It looks at us
- 41:45Speaker 7: like as he's engaged in mortal combat. Yeah, put the
- 41:50Speaker 7: knife away. Put the belt.
- 41:52Speaker 1: Come on, you guys are watching smoking weed.
- 41:56Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great right there.
- 41:57Speaker 1: Mann, San Francisco rules.
- 42:00Speaker 7: Fan Francisco is the best, man. I mean, the city
- 42:01Speaker 7: has changed a lot. Back like two thousand and eight,
- 42:04Speaker 7: when it was still kind of grimy. It was a
- 42:05Speaker 7: fun place to be young man with twenty dollars to
- 42:07Speaker 7: your name.
- 42:08Speaker 1: I think it's still grimy.
- 42:09Speaker 7: I think that the down like CBD of fucking San
- 42:13Speaker 7: Francisco is just completely abandoned now. No one's working in
- 42:17Speaker 7: all those tall office buildings, even to the punchline, the punch.
- 42:20Speaker 4: No, we did cobs there last year, were you guys
- 42:24Speaker 4: just in Denver?
- 42:24Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 42:24Speaker 4: It was amazing.
- 42:25Speaker 7: How'd that go?
- 42:26Speaker 3: Awesome? Awesome?
- 42:27Speaker 7: It was incressed. I heard good reports from the bartender there.
- 42:30Speaker 3: He was bummed out that he couldn't get that anniversary
- 42:34Speaker 3: crew neck that you got.
- 42:35Speaker 4: I wanted the crew neck.
- 42:36Speaker 7: Sorry, man, they were sold out forty years more. Yeah,
- 42:38Speaker 7: you know, just have that dumb fucking zip up.
- 42:40Speaker 4: Yeah, the zip up.
- 42:41Speaker 7: Yeah. I actually like zip A good zip up body.
- 42:44Speaker 7: I like that one. I like it a lot. I
- 42:46Speaker 7: was actually pleased it was a zip up.
- 42:48Speaker 1: Really, and that's like Zuckerberg like going into a meeting
- 42:51Speaker 1: late vibes.
- 42:52Speaker 4: I said, yeah, I said, if I wore zipup, I
- 42:53Speaker 4: looked like Michael Sarah and super bad.
- 42:55Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 3: Yeah. I find that zip ups are the only hoodies
- 42:58Speaker 3: that I can wear the hood over my head where
- 43:00Speaker 3: it actually fits correctly, where it's got that sort of
- 43:04Speaker 3: narrowing down to the neck.
- 43:05Speaker 1: Because you have broad ass shoulders and a beautiful pectoral.
- 43:09Speaker 7: Being in a Donnis, isn't it.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Well?
- 43:11Speaker 3: Whenever I wear the hoodies with the with that are
- 43:14Speaker 3: not zip up, it just kind of it just doesn't.
- 43:18Speaker 3: It doesn't narrow. That's like a bell curve over my head.
- 43:23Speaker 3: What did you say, doesn't hug your Deltoid's right. I
- 43:27Speaker 3: don't like the pleading at the bottom of the zip
- 43:29Speaker 3: up puddy, you know what I mean, bunches. I don't
- 43:32Speaker 3: like that because then that will wind up right, it
- 43:35Speaker 3: just bisects my navel, you know.
- 43:37Speaker 7: And you've got just like hey, in one subway, the
- 43:40Speaker 7: does rising, I.
- 43:41Speaker 4: Was saying that comedy works should make their zipup puddies
- 43:44Speaker 4: like the old bape ones where.
- 43:45Speaker 3: They go all the way up.
- 43:48Speaker 4: It's just like a laughing emoji.
- 43:51Speaker 3: I've been pushing.
- 43:52Speaker 7: He've been pushing the letter jackets from comedy works. Oh really, Yeah,
- 43:55Speaker 7: Like if you're on the paid lest you get a
- 43:57Speaker 7: letter jacket, that'd be cool. And I've actually designed various
- 44:00Speaker 7: letter jackets. That's one of my many hobbies.
- 44:03Speaker 1: They won't and they won't instate them.
- 44:05Speaker 7: No, no, And I went as far to like hit
- 44:08Speaker 7: up some of my friends and I was like, what
- 44:09Speaker 7: if we all had letter jackets with our names on
- 44:11Speaker 7: the back And they're like, you're thirty six, let go
- 44:15Speaker 7: you freak.
- 44:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 44:16Speaker 7: I definitely got fucking shot down there. It wouldn't be
- 44:19Speaker 7: sweet though.
- 44:20Speaker 4: They tried to start that year.
- 44:21Speaker 7: You could be like the Jesters, you know, you could
- 44:24Speaker 7: have like the the tragedy mask on the front, you know.
- 44:27Speaker 1: Earning a jacket. I think is that that used to
- 44:30Speaker 1: be a very cool thing for sure when we had
- 44:32Speaker 1: Rough and Rowdy, which is like our amateur boxing competition. Yeah,
- 44:36Speaker 1: that before Barstool was involved, all that you got for
- 44:40Speaker 1: winning your fight was a jacket. They would have radio
- 44:43Speaker 1: adverts and they'd be like, come on down to Rough
- 44:45Speaker 1: and Rowdy. Winner gets a jacket, and like people were
- 44:49Speaker 1: coming from far and wide to just earn their jacket.
- 44:52Speaker 1: And you walked around with your jacket and it was
- 44:54Speaker 1: a symbol of pride. Jackets are I think that's a
- 44:56Speaker 1: that's like a nice like notched in the belt.
- 44:59Speaker 4: They tried to start jacket thing here and it was
- 45:01Speaker 4: called the Barstool Beasts jacket, and it was it was
- 45:05Speaker 4: like if you were like one of the top employees
- 45:07Speaker 4: of the month, you got to get the Barstool Beasts jacket.
- 45:10Speaker 3: Here.
- 45:11Speaker 7: You say, let's me know how stupid I was?
- 45:14Speaker 2: What for?
- 45:15Speaker 7: Like the jokers dollar signed for the s Yeah, I
- 45:20Speaker 7: was all for it, I really was. I liked the idea.
- 45:24Speaker 3: You got five hundred bucks on top of it, and
- 45:26Speaker 3: I was like, this is awesome. Everyone just mocked it
- 45:30Speaker 3: because people do that. Let's just any idea, let's just
- 45:34Speaker 3: stomp on it.
- 45:35Speaker 1: But you wouldn't wear that.
- 45:36Speaker 4: You wouldn't net Frances, You would never.
- 45:38Speaker 7: I'm not saying I would have worn it. I would
- 45:41Speaker 7: have worn it, but I would have been proud to
- 45:42Speaker 7: receive it to earn it.
- 45:44Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one that you got to just leave in
- 45:46Speaker 4: the uber. On the way home.
- 45:50Speaker 7: Dan Soder gave me some basketball cards from the Nuggets
- 45:53Speaker 7: yesterday after his pod and I literally left them in
- 45:55Speaker 7: an uber. I was like, you know what, stay over there,
- 45:58Speaker 7: Alex English kicking vandaway.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, fucking beat it. I need I have a
- 46:04Speaker 1: bachelor party coming up in Denver and I need to
- 46:07Speaker 1: with some recommendations.
- 46:08Speaker 7: First tal congratulations, that's not mine. Oh I'm take it back.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations, fuck out it.
- 46:14Speaker 3: She's cheating.
- 46:17Speaker 7: Where are you staying?
- 46:18Speaker 1: You know, right by the stadium.
- 46:20Speaker 7: Awesome, I asked.
- 46:21Speaker 1: I asked to go check out the airbnb, and he
- 46:24Speaker 1: flatly refused a little reference.
- 46:26Speaker 4: He wanted me to go knock on the door and.
- 46:28Speaker 1: See you know the guy was going to meet you.
- 46:30Speaker 1: It's not like you were knocking up like, uh, I.
- 46:32Speaker 4: Don't even actually planned thing. I think you wanted me
- 46:34Speaker 4: to just go over to this house and try and
- 46:36Speaker 4: go inside of it.
- 46:37Speaker 1: No. I wanted that. I had it planned with the
- 46:39Speaker 1: guy from the airbnb, and it was the guy who's
- 46:41Speaker 1: wedding it is. That was like asking if you could
- 46:42Speaker 1: do it, and I was like, all right, I'll be
- 46:44Speaker 1: the middle man, and you flatly refuse.
- 46:46Speaker 7: You should have asked me, that's something I would.
- 46:48Speaker 4: I know I did ask you. You were here, No,
- 46:50Speaker 4: and you did not do it.
- 46:51Speaker 1: No, it was what do you think it was a
- 46:52Speaker 1: It was a day that it was just me.
- 46:55Speaker 4: It was on zoom.
- 46:56Speaker 1: You would have definitely done I would have definitely because you're.
- 46:58Speaker 3: That's the type of thing I would stand up. IL
- 47:00Speaker 3: would like to adventure. Yeah, yeah, I like to do that.
- 47:03Speaker 3: You know what we did in Denver as we went
- 47:05Speaker 3: to the Red Door Yeah yeah, that place, that Russian
- 47:08Speaker 3: bar that has all the vodka, Yeah yeah, and you
- 47:11Speaker 3: order a caraffe of vodka ice cold, and then they
- 47:14Speaker 3: slice a bunch.
- 47:15Speaker 7: Of pickles for you, yeah yeah, and the picklebacks.
- 47:17Speaker 3: Have you done this. Yeah, did they still have the
- 47:19Speaker 3: ice bar?
- 47:21Speaker 7: I don't know when weekends back in the day, would
- 47:23Speaker 7: they would hose down a bar and freeze it.
- 47:25Speaker 3: Yeah, so you was, Yeah, it was great.
- 47:27Speaker 7: It's so fun. Yeah.
- 47:28Speaker 3: Is it the thing where you get five minutes for
- 47:30Speaker 3: a certain amount you can drink as much vodka as
- 47:32Speaker 3: you want?
- 47:33Speaker 1: Uh?
- 47:33Speaker 3: No, there was ever dream that you had there was
- 47:37Speaker 3: a bar in the east village where you could go in.
- 47:40Speaker 3: You'd pay like one hundred dollars and as many of
- 47:43Speaker 3: you and your friends as you wanted could go in,
- 47:44Speaker 3: or as many as could fit, very small, maybe the
- 47:47Speaker 3: size of you know, a changing room or a Tokyo
- 47:50Speaker 3: tavern yep, And you would put on one of those
- 47:53Speaker 3: parkas at the fur and there was probably fifty different
- 47:57Speaker 3: types of vodka on the shelves all around freezing in there.
- 48:00Speaker 3: And it was you could drink as much vodka as
- 48:03Speaker 3: you wanted in five minutes for that hundred dollars.
- 48:05Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's a risky Yeah, that sounds like
- 48:07Speaker 4: that could get out of hands.
- 48:08Speaker 7: You decide a release.
- 48:12Speaker 3: I mean shogging pretty much.
- 48:14Speaker 1: How much? How much did you drink?
- 48:16Speaker 3: I mean I got to a point where I probably
- 48:17Speaker 3: had like four shots, and I was like, I don't this,
- 48:19Speaker 3: this is a bad That's when you realize it's a
- 48:21Speaker 3: bad deal.
- 48:22Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, minutes later you're gonna be black.
- 48:24Speaker 7: Why why would I want more than that? In five minutes?
- 48:26Speaker 7: You pay one hundred dollars for alcohol poisoning.
- 48:28Speaker 3: Yeah that's good.
- 48:31Speaker 1: That's twenty five dollars a shot. Like, that's not like
- 48:33Speaker 1: a good deal.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Yeah, he was a kid I went to high school with.
- 48:36Speaker 3: Who would will all go out?
- 48:37Speaker 4: Total hundred for peoples, not each Yeah, that's actually not
- 48:41Speaker 4: a bad Deal's.
- 48:42Speaker 3: Five of us went. My one friend was like, we
- 48:44Speaker 3: gotta keep going, dude, We'll see you tomorrow.
- 48:47Speaker 7: The guy doesn't even drink, but he loves a bargain.
- 48:51Speaker 7: We're being fiscally irresponsible if we don't have more shots.
- 48:54Speaker 1: Yeah, the coupon mom just getting ship faced.
- 48:56Speaker 7: He goes, if we'll ever find a deal like this again?
- 49:00Speaker 7: I think in Denver for your bachelor party, is it
- 49:04Speaker 7: gonna be horny? Is it a horny bachelor party?
- 49:07Speaker 1: Everybody's everybody's my age, so like thirty five ish and
- 49:10Speaker 1: like probably about half are married, So I'd say I'd
- 49:13Speaker 1: say moderately horny.
- 49:15Speaker 7: So you're gonna go to a strip club. Shop me,
- 49:16Speaker 7: a strip club.
- 49:17Speaker 1: It's not gonna be every night, it's not gonna be,
- 49:19Speaker 1: but it will probably as a rite of passage, we'll
- 49:22Speaker 1: hit a strip club.
- 49:23Speaker 7: Let me tell you this right here, here's a perfect evening.
- 49:25Speaker 7: You go to Santa Fe is one of the major
- 49:30Speaker 7: north south three ways in Denver, and all like right
- 49:34Speaker 7: around the same place. Federal is a little bit to
- 49:36Speaker 7: the west. You go to Federal and you go to
- 49:39Speaker 7: the steakhouse whose names escape me, but you walk in
- 49:42Speaker 7: and it looks like a diner, and you pick a
- 49:43Speaker 7: cut of meat and they grill it in front of you,
- 49:46Speaker 7: and there's some onions, but it's very, very like not dignified.
- 49:50Speaker 7: You feel like you're like gonna go back to work
- 49:52Speaker 7: at the plant as soon as you're done with your meat. Yes,
- 49:54Speaker 7: you pregame there. You do that, and then you go
- 49:57Speaker 7: down to the Paper Tiger pt which constantly has different
- 50:01Speaker 7: names and ownership, but it's it like I think Mississippi
- 50:05Speaker 7: and Santa Fe and that place is fucking to dare
- 50:10Speaker 7: I say, litt are you serious? I said the function
- 50:13Speaker 7: last time I was. It's so afraid of using vernacular.
- 50:16Speaker 1: They cliped that bro, it's haunted.
- 50:18Speaker 3: It haunts me to this day. Will send that to
- 50:22Speaker 3: me in the family group chat.
- 50:23Speaker 1: But you caught yourself, so you you like, uh self
- 50:26Speaker 1: corrected so fast? I think you would have gotten away
- 50:28Speaker 1: with it. And I think the fact that.
- 50:29Speaker 7: You don't know my sister, she's your evil. Yeah. You
- 50:33Speaker 7: go to Paper Tigers. And if you do that on
- 50:35Speaker 7: like a Thursday Tigers, that's a strip clubs a strip club. Yeah,
- 50:39Speaker 7: you do that, you engage in your debauchery. It's very affordable.
- 50:43Speaker 7: And then after that, when you're soused and all looped up,
- 50:46Speaker 7: then you go to Denver Diner for your night cap meal.
- 50:48Speaker 7: That's one night. Do you got like botanical gardens?
- 50:51Speaker 1: Of course?
- 50:51Speaker 7: Can you pitch the boys on a garden adventure like
- 50:54Speaker 7: a daytime thing?
- 50:55Speaker 3: Yes?
- 50:55Speaker 7: The Denver Botanical Gardens up there behind Cheeseman Park is
- 50:58Speaker 7: one of my favorite wait Cheese Park Cheeseman Park, which
- 51:01Speaker 7: is built on a literal burial ground. They keep finding
- 51:03Speaker 7: human bones there. What Yeah, And if you have any
- 51:05Speaker 7: homosexuals in your ranks, first of all, shame on you.
- 51:10Speaker 7: But that's like the cruising spot man. There's just dudes
- 51:13Speaker 7: who park in their cars and you can go window
- 51:15Speaker 7: tap and get a little you know. Oh that's a
- 51:18Speaker 7: cool move. But yeah, you go to Botanical Gardens. Then
- 51:20Speaker 7: you walk down through the park and then you bar
- 51:22Speaker 7: hop down Colefax. You hit the Squire Lounge, you hit
- 51:27Speaker 7: the Satire Lounge, and you just keep moving all the
- 51:30Speaker 7: way down Colfax until you finally hit the city. Then
- 51:32Speaker 7: you go to Civic Center Park. You buy some crystal
- 51:35Speaker 7: methamphetam me yum.
- 51:36Speaker 1: All right, are we smoking it? Are we snorting it?
- 51:38Speaker 7: Well, if you can find a light bulb or smoking,
- 51:41Speaker 7: all right, but if you don't value your sinuses, all right, yeah,
- 51:45Speaker 7: let the pigs feed.
- 51:46Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you just slever it like the Japanese noodles.
- 51:49Speaker 7: That's right. And then you just keep kind of moseying
- 51:50Speaker 7: down into Denver until you get back to where your
- 51:53Speaker 7: airbnb is on the West Side. It's a nice day.
- 51:55Speaker 1: That sounds incredible.
- 51:56Speaker 7: Yeah, bar hopping on Colfax is like one of the
- 51:58Speaker 7: coolest things. Also, go to seven fifteen Club, that's great.
- 52:02Speaker 7: That's in Five Points, which is where the Harlem of
- 52:04Speaker 7: the West was located. It was like jazz and it
- 52:06Speaker 7: was cool and it was pop and now it's all.
- 52:08Speaker 3: Like cupcake shops for dogs.
- 52:10Speaker 7: That's cool kind of thing. That's cool, very gentrified. You
- 52:12Speaker 7: go seven fifteen club, you get soused there. Yeah, dude,
- 52:16Speaker 7: this is good.
- 52:17Speaker 1: That was a lot of recommendation. Yeah.
- 52:18Speaker 7: Yeah, it's not good for anyone who's listening, but you
- 52:21Speaker 7: and I.
- 52:21Speaker 1: Yeah and my my my friend who's having the Bachelor
- 52:24Speaker 1: of party. Dude, he'll be excited about this, dude. Yeah,
- 52:28Speaker 1: that's why he picked it, because he wanted the like
- 52:30Speaker 1: the sober or the alcohol sober friends to have a
- 52:33Speaker 1: safe spot.
- 52:34Speaker 7: You got to good chemistry. You get an ounce of
- 52:35Speaker 7: the finest flour for the price at Colfax and Logan,
- 52:40Speaker 7: get a fine ounce of great bud. And then while
- 52:42Speaker 7: you're there, you might as well go up to Pandorialla
- 52:44Speaker 7: Beja and have the best torto in town.
- 52:46Speaker 1: They've been. I mean there's a great uh, like a
- 52:49Speaker 1: Mexican population there, right.
- 52:50Speaker 7: Yeah, in a Vietnamese population. If you guys are like
- 52:53Speaker 7: foodies and you want to like eat a net's a
- 52:56Speaker 7: great restaurant. That's a fucking great spot. Right. No, it's not.
- 53:00Speaker 7: You know, it's a honky tonk joint. You know, it's
- 53:03Speaker 7: these honks and you want to fucking Nicky Kale, you know. Yeah, yeah, Denver.
- 53:09Speaker 7: The restaurants are not as good as most other places,
- 53:11Speaker 7: but the city itself is vibrant. If you want to
- 53:14Speaker 7: get stoned. And if you guys need any mushrooms, call
- 53:16Speaker 7: you boy.
- 53:17Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 53:19Speaker 7: Yeah, game respects game because mushrooms are decriminalized there, and
- 53:24Speaker 7: uh yeah you can. You can munch some fucking hongos
- 53:27Speaker 7: and just enjoy your day having a mushroom.
- 53:29Speaker 1: Connecting in a new city is yeah, always a.
- 53:31Speaker 7: Joy, honestly, sincerely, whatever you guys need to have a
- 53:34Speaker 7: nice time in the Queen City of the Planes, please
- 53:37Speaker 7: please reach out.
- 53:38Speaker 1: I'll use you as our sharpa.
- 53:39Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 53:40Speaker 1: I just found I'm going to key West this weekend.
- 53:42Speaker 1: I just found a mushroom down there.
- 53:44Speaker 7: You've been to key West before?
- 53:45Speaker 1: Never in my life.
- 53:45Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're gonna have so much fucking fun.
- 53:47Speaker 1: Dude, I've heard it rules.
- 53:49Speaker 7: Oh my, look where you're saying, you know, I don't know. Okay,
- 53:52Speaker 7: you should check out key West Comedy Club. Go over
- 53:54Speaker 7: there and meet Tom Dustin.
- 53:55Speaker 1: Fucking column was just down there.
- 53:57Speaker 3: Yeah, and I turned it down.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Why, I don't know, you don't want to have the
- 54:02Speaker 1: time of your life.
- 54:03Speaker 3: I just yeah, I don't know.
- 54:04Speaker 7: I didn't know anything about it, but now I'm hearing
- 54:06Speaker 7: it's great.
- 54:07Speaker 3: It's really said.
- 54:07Speaker 4: It was a lot of old folks.
- 54:08Speaker 7: Yeah, the shows aren't good, he said that crowd. But
- 54:10Speaker 7: the other twenty three hours of the day or blast Yeah,
- 54:14Speaker 7: use that. Yeah, yeah, dude, you're gonna have a fucking
- 54:17Speaker 7: hoot there.
- 54:17Speaker 3: Dude. Oh, you got to go to El kat Shoon
- 54:20Speaker 3: and get the goddamn pork with the skin on it.
- 54:22Speaker 7: Holy fuck, dude, go to dog Beach I have. I mean,
- 54:26Speaker 7: Key West is awesome.
- 54:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:28Speaker 1: I might even have to just bother you about this specifically, but.
- 54:31Speaker 7: Receive my phone number from me.
- 54:33Speaker 1: I will say it now, say it now for everyone.
- 54:35Speaker 4: Where did you get your hy where'd you get your shroom?
- 54:38Speaker 4: Where'd you get your shroom? Connecting Key West?
- 54:40Speaker 1: When I was I was in California last night and
- 54:43Speaker 1: this my buddy Mike said that he, uh, he met
- 54:46Speaker 1: a guy named Rob Lineman who.
- 54:49Speaker 7: Is a.
- 54:51Speaker 1: It's a cattle wrestler's name, and he's his real name
- 54:54Speaker 1: is Rob Lineman, and he does drawings and it's like pointalism,
- 54:58Speaker 1: but it's all lines. It's like, what is it when
- 55:02Speaker 1: like a character is like name, Like it's nominative determinism.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Is that a thing or your name determines what you do?
- 55:10Speaker 3: Oh okay, I don't know.
- 55:12Speaker 1: But he's his name is Lineman and he does drawings
- 55:14Speaker 1: that are all lines, and he lives in a van
- 55:16Speaker 1: and it's it's covered in line drawings and he has
- 55:20Speaker 1: uh he has everything that you need.
- 55:21Speaker 4: He sounds like a guy that would have everything you need.
- 55:23Speaker 1: He has everything you need.
- 55:24Speaker 4: He draws lines well most of the time. I just
- 55:29Speaker 4: sit and draw lines every day.
- 55:32Speaker 7: I've worked on roads, worked on ballparks, robbed some people.
- 55:39Speaker 1: He's a line I.
- 55:40Speaker 4: Would be more surprised if the line drawer didn't sell mushrooms.
- 55:43Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 55:44Speaker 1: I think he just has them too. I don't even
- 55:46Speaker 1: think he sells them.
- 55:47Speaker 4: He just gives them away.
- 55:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:48Speaker 4: I think he's just like, uh, there are some people
- 55:50Speaker 4: like that.
- 55:51Speaker 1: He's just this benevolent van driving mushroom gift. Yeah, he
- 55:56Speaker 1: just like is sprinkling mushrooms all over the place.
- 56:00Speaker 7: You gotta swim while you're down there.
- 56:01Speaker 1: I heard there's sharks.
- 56:03Speaker 7: There are on the coastals on the coastal side of
- 56:06Speaker 7: the island. There's sharks. If you go towards the gulf,
- 56:09Speaker 7: there's no sharks, or it's the other way around, So.
- 56:11Speaker 1: Good luck, thank you brother. They're friendly too, Yeah, they're
- 56:14Speaker 1: nice sharks. The way that you fantasize about saving somebody
- 56:18Speaker 1: from like an airplane. I fantasize about saving someone from
- 56:22Speaker 1: a shark attack, because I hear that sharks when they're
- 56:24Speaker 1: they like lock onto someone and if someone else comes it,
- 56:27Speaker 1: they'll completely ignore them.
- 56:28Speaker 7: Interesting, who did you hear that shark? Weekly sharks?
- 56:34Speaker 1: The sharks that told me, oh, no, we won't get you.
- 56:36Speaker 4: If a shark mistaken someone for food, and then another
- 56:39Speaker 4: another thing approaches them that looks exactly the same, they're
- 56:42Speaker 4: probably going for both. No, it's not all you're eating
- 56:45Speaker 4: one cheeseburger and another cheeseburger approaches and you're like, well
- 56:47Speaker 4: fuck that one.
- 56:48Speaker 7: Yeah, I get out of swim with a fat guy
- 56:51Speaker 7: because you're not You're just gonna.
- 56:52Speaker 4: Be a little nibble.
- 56:54Speaker 3: There was a in Maine. We had a shark attack,
- 56:56Speaker 3: a lethal shark attack from a great white about four
- 57:00Speaker 3: years ago. It was in Covid and I was the
- 57:02Speaker 3: only one in the state's history that was lethal. I
- 57:04Speaker 3: guess and everyone was talking about it, and a woman
- 57:09Speaker 3: who was a triathlete had been She was way out
- 57:12Speaker 3: on an island and was training, so she was wearing
- 57:16Speaker 3: a full wet suit.
- 57:17Speaker 7: Try athletes, fucking go, come on, sorry, I'll.
- 57:24Speaker 3: Pick that up. That was great. Uh So she was
- 57:30Speaker 3: training and she because she was wearing head to toe
- 57:32Speaker 3: wetsuits with the hood, the booties and everything, the shark
- 57:35Speaker 3: most took her for a seal and went up and
- 57:39Speaker 3: took a bite out of her. But then, because I
- 57:42Speaker 3: guess they're so picky about what they eat, it took
- 57:48Speaker 3: the bite, realized she was not seal and then let
- 57:51Speaker 3: her go. So he's the sharks sent her back to
- 57:54Speaker 3: the kitchen. Yes, yeah, I never do this, but that
- 57:58Speaker 3: was the joke I did. I was like, what shark
- 58:01Speaker 3: do you know? It's like, that's not wag you. I've
- 58:06Speaker 3: been lied to. And she she died. It was taken
- 58:10Speaker 3: out of her I think leg or torso and she
- 58:13Speaker 3: bled out and it was killed. Her daughter was trying
- 58:15Speaker 3: to train with her and swim out to try to
- 58:16Speaker 3: save her.
- 58:17Speaker 4: It was really tragic, but I think shark situation in
- 58:22Speaker 4: the New England is crazy. I was at a was
- 58:25Speaker 4: at a beach in Massachusetts, and there was everyone was swimming,
- 58:28Speaker 4: having a good time, and then all of a sudden,
- 58:30Speaker 4: it's just like the mood. It's literally just like Jaws.
- 58:32Speaker 4: All of a sudden, people are coming over the megaphone
- 58:34Speaker 4: and they're like, everyone.
- 58:35Speaker 3: Out of the water now.
- 58:37Speaker 4: And there's like helicopters flying over. It's crazy. It's chaos.
- 58:40Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's kind of a noble way to go though,
- 58:43Speaker 1: getting eaten by an animal.
- 58:45Speaker 4: That's got to be best case scenario for being a lifeguard.
- 58:47Speaker 4: I'd want to be somewhere where it's shark infested, so
- 58:50Speaker 4: you're saving someone now because you get i mean most
- 58:52Speaker 4: of the time people aren't dying, and you get to
- 58:54Speaker 4: go over the megaphone and cause chaos every now and
- 58:56Speaker 4: then you.
- 58:57Speaker 7: Could play god. He was want to be a puppeteer.
- 59:00Speaker 4: You get to get out there like that's like you're
- 59:02Speaker 4: in a movie, yeah, rather than just sitting on the
- 59:04Speaker 4: beach constantly being like, no one's gonna drown today, No
- 59:07Speaker 4: one ever drowns.
- 59:08Speaker 1: But that's when someone drowns.
- 59:09Speaker 4: Yeah, someone drowning would just be like, come on, man,
- 59:12Speaker 4: why were you in the water to begin with?
- 59:14Speaker 1: Right?
- 59:14Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you see what you were wearing.
- 59:17Speaker 7: This one's on you.
- 59:18Speaker 4: Yeah, swims Old, how did you drown?
- 59:23Speaker 7: You know you're from Maine, right, Yeah, I am fucking
- 59:25Speaker 7: enamored with Maine.
- 59:26Speaker 3: Dude.
- 59:26Speaker 7: It's so beautiful up there, the best I had no idea.
- 59:28Speaker 7: Portland is one of the great American places. It's unbelievable. Yeah,
- 59:32Speaker 7: our harbor, dude, beautiful. Yeah, I love it.
- 59:35Speaker 3: There's old money up there and people don't know about it.
- 59:38Speaker 3: But Rockefellers and the carnegiese all had summer places up
- 59:42Speaker 3: there in a near acadia.
- 59:45Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, damn yeah, Maine slept on it is.
- 59:48Speaker 3: But the words, the words out now. Portland's real estate
- 59:52Speaker 3: is getting, you know, it's it's one of the burgeoning
- 59:55Speaker 3: cities of where the dining scene is crazy. Like Sioux
- 59:59Speaker 3: chef from New York at big restaurants go up there
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: and open there's actually eleven Madison Parks. Like half their
- 1:00:05Speaker 3: team went up and opened a place called twelve. That
- 1:00:07Speaker 3: is unbelievable and more than eleven.
- 1:00:10Speaker 7: Yeah, suck little uh no, no. And it's not even
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: just coming out, dude.
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: Yeah, good, oh my god, it was crawling out great lobster.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: It's really golds. But yeah, I mean everything everything about
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: I wish I could. It's one of those things where
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: I wish so badly I could live there, but unfortunately
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: the comedy scenes not.
- 1:00:32Speaker 7: Is the weather? Uh when does it?
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: When does it get warm there? Because isn't it like
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: cold into like June?
- 1:00:38Speaker 7: Yeah that sucks June?
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: That kind of sucks.
- 1:00:41Speaker 3: Yeah, uh yeah, because I mean, well you you can
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: you can be under snow through April. I remember, like
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: lacrosse season would start in March or something. You would
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: have to go out and shovel the field to practice. Yeah,
- 1:00:58Speaker 3: multiple times.
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: Similar memories of track and field in Colorado with that
- 1:01:03Speaker 7: where like you're trying to throw disc and you can't
- 1:01:04Speaker 7: see with the disc lands because the snow. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:01:07Speaker 7: that's tough.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: You gonna say.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: I was gonna I thought you played lacrosse. I don't
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: know why that went through my.
- 1:01:12Speaker 7: I played man sports.
- 1:01:14Speaker 1: I played sports for bullets, throwing a heavy frisbee.
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: Yeah. No, we didn't have lacrosse in Colorado. I thought
- 1:01:21Speaker 7: soccer what not not in rural eastern Colorado. I got
- 1:01:25Speaker 7: high plains, we didn't have lacrosse. It's become a good hotbed,
- 1:01:29Speaker 7: I believe it Denver for for lacrosse.
- 1:01:34Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, all the hockey kids play lacrosse.
- 1:01:36Speaker 7: Yeah, But like I'm from the part that's near Kansas
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: that no one gives a ship about. You know, you
- 1:01:41Speaker 7: got Bowlder, you got Aspen, you got Veil, you got Denver,
- 1:01:44Speaker 7: even got the Colorado Springs, but no one gives a
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: fuck about Elbert County, Colorado.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Yeah that's ttfullly, so you forget. I forgot that even
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: next to Kansas.
- 1:01:53Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, Like the biggest city was in Kansas where
- 1:01:56Speaker 7: I grew up. That was the closest big city.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, God damn.
- 1:02:00Speaker 7: Well that's not fair to say Denver is closer. But
- 1:02:02Speaker 7: culturally we were more attached to like hushingson and shiit.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: What's what's Kansas like these days? What are they doing
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: over there fucking around in Kansas? Still?
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: I don't know.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: I don't Lawrence, Kansas is nice.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: That's where the university is.
- 1:02:16Speaker 7: Yeah, it's for ku ish. Manhattan sucks to peak as
- 1:02:22Speaker 7: a whole. Wichita stinks. The Kansas City side of Kansas
- 1:02:26Speaker 7: is not as good as the Missouri side.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: Yeah, but slaps barbecues, barbecues great, though they have slapped
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: some of the Kansas City side.
- 1:02:33Speaker 3: Yes, we went there.
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: The airport there is insanely small.
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of those airports where you go and
- 1:02:39Speaker 4: it's like there's like people making like home cooked meals
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: for you.
- 1:02:42Speaker 7: Yeah, people are selling bananas. Yeah when you get off
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: the plane. Yeah, to wear brisk bracelets that have slurs on.
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: Yeah. I think there was three gates the whole airport.
- 1:02:51Speaker 7: Yeah, in Kansas City. Yeah, at MCI. Yeah, I think
- 1:02:55Speaker 7: you're I think you're incorrect. Went to I don't think
- 1:02:58Speaker 7: you flew into Kansas City. It's a one airport.
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: Where was it we flew We might have been like
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: in air or it might have been one where you
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: just like are right outside. It's like is it circular
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: and you're like right outside as soon as you get outside, Yeah,
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: you walk in.
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: Security is like there.
- 1:03:11Speaker 3: That's true.
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: That's Missouri.
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: That's true.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: But I think that there's just uh, since it's like
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: completely I think there's probably multiple entrances. So our little
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: wing probably only had three.
- 1:03:21Speaker 7: You have some expertise and aviation, okay.
- 1:03:25Speaker 1: Yeah, couched up.
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: Yeah, little time.
- 1:03:29Speaker 7: I started watching that New Foster Children. What's happening over here?
- 1:03:33Speaker 7: What's going on there?
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: Misfit Boys, the Land of Misfit Boys.
- 1:03:37Speaker 7: We hold them here, Yeah, hostage, you're you're, you're, you're
- 1:03:41Speaker 7: tutoring them, Yes, in the ways of being it.
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: We're showing them how it's done.
- 1:03:45Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:03:45Speaker 4: They get to practice after we finish.
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: Yeah, on the mics, they get a turn.
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: Cameras aren't rolling, the mics aren't before. They have a
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: good time practice talking.
- 1:03:57Speaker 4: Trying to replicate that greatness that you.
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: You ever came Tommy drink drink from Japan.
- 1:04:08Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't want to in Kansas is fine, but
- 1:04:10Speaker 7: I wouldn't want to spend much of time there.
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: That's fair, That's fair. What are you watching? What are
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: you watching? Francis Oh?
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: I was watching the new sort of Steven Spielberg war
- 1:04:20Speaker 3: movie or show on Apple TV about the Aviators, Masters
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: of A, Masters of Air. And I was watching with
- 1:04:29Speaker 3: my wife and I could just see the vaginal residue
- 1:04:34Speaker 3: leaking from her socks. It was the guys are so
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: good looking in this one. That is it's like they
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: took fucking you know, uh, band of Brothers and just
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: made it list of guys. Yeah, and I loved the
- 1:04:52Speaker 3: fact that Band of Brothers like major winners he's not
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: distractingly handsome, like, uh, who's.
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: The one guy that drinks? Is pretty attractive though, yeah
- 1:05:00Speaker 4: a drinker.
- 1:05:01Speaker 3: Ron Livingstone, Yes, but he's not like I wouldn't call
- 1:05:05Speaker 3: him like a heart throb. They've got, you know, the
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: guy who played Elvis is playing the lead in this.
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: Back then, that's what a heart throb was though, because like, dude,
- 1:05:12Speaker 4: I just rewatched uh even evil? What is that fucking
- 1:05:15Speaker 4: Ted Bundy movie? And they have Zac Efron playing Ted
- 1:05:19Speaker 4: Bundy on they show Ted Bundy at the end.
- 1:05:21Speaker 3: And gastly woe woke. I don't know what it's called,
- 1:05:27Speaker 3: some outrageous title.
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: It's called like evil E shocking.
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: I don't Yeah, yeah, sounds like a review of the movie.
- 1:05:35Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what the judge said to the to
- 1:05:38Speaker 4: Ted Bundy.
- 1:05:38Speaker 7: I see, yeah, yeah, no, they really sexualized these monsters.
- 1:05:43Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
- 1:05:44Speaker 4: But he also wasn't that trap. Ted Bundy was not
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: Like if I was Ted Bundy, he was.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: A serial killer ten though, you know, yeahs like huge cans.
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: They should have put in big old Dolly Art and
- 1:06:00Speaker 3: that's situation and had her constant running through sprinklers. Yeah,
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: I might have watched that Schlock. You about Monster, Yeah, yeah,
- 1:06:08Speaker 3: so she was. I saw I met her once, just
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: like randomly, Charlie Stern, Oh I.
- 1:06:14Speaker 7: Thought you met you met Monster?
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: No, okay, no, I'm doing better that things are that dire,
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: but we I remember I remember meeting her, and I
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: remember thinking, this is the most beautiful person I've ever
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: met in person.
- 1:06:32Speaker 7: Yeah, she truly just was like made of a different threat.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: And then I saw Monster after that, and I could
- 1:06:40Speaker 3: not reconcile that that was the same person that I
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: had seen.
- 1:06:44Speaker 7: Oh yeah, she was horrific in that. Yeah, they made
- 1:06:47Speaker 7: her so repugnant. I mean they I don't know there
- 1:06:49Speaker 7: are the other super superhero Are there other serial killer
- 1:06:53Speaker 7: women that have been made into film stars?
- 1:06:56Speaker 4: I didn't even know there were serial killer women.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Griselda kind of has probably killed a
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: lot of people.
- 1:07:01Speaker 4: Hillary Clinton, Yes.
- 1:07:09Speaker 7: Singer along activated break in case of Yeah.
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: Man, I think that the Air Force pilots have to
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: be the most strapping of all the of all the
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: branches of service.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: I think maybe so. And they've all got every single
- 1:07:26Speaker 3: one of them has issued these incredible leather sheepskin bomber
- 1:07:30Speaker 3: jackets and just their their like outfit dou jour Is
- 1:07:35Speaker 3: lends itself to an Abercrombie catalog, and you know they
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: are very, very fetching.
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: Is that one World War two?
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: It is? Yeah, it's pretty good so far. It's a
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: little saccharin as compared to the gritty, kind of leg
- 1:07:49Speaker 3: blown off cries of Band of Brothers. But I don't know.
- 1:07:53Speaker 3: I'll stick with it. I'll stick with it too.
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: I'll stick with it. Let's stick with it.
- 1:07:58Speaker 3: You'll see what I mean though, Like that Austin Butler, guys,
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: oh that's who's in it. It's who is He's the
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: least come on, he's a little too kind of People.
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: Say he's stuck in Elvis forever.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: His voice to get him out of Elvis, yeah all
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: the time.
- 1:08:13Speaker 4: Yeah, they say he's permanently Elvis.
- 1:08:17Speaker 7: Yeah, what a nightmare.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:08:20Speaker 4: You think someone warned him. They were like, I told
- 1:08:21Speaker 4: you not to take that role.
- 1:08:22Speaker 7: Man. We haven't made this movie for one reason, and
- 1:08:25Speaker 7: everyone else has been stuck in Elvis.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: Didn't Jack Nicholson warn Keith Ledger. Yeah, he was like,
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: don't take that role. Yeah, it'll funk with you, which
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: is so funny. But then a lord fictional fictional villain
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: your brain. That role kills you, man.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: Yeah, suck the life out the guy Francis saw was
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: it was the joker in an off Broadway and now
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: he's fucking roaming the streets. Yeah, it's fucking brutal. What
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: are we at our? Oh?
- 1:08:59Speaker 3: Fuck? Yeah?
- 1:09:00Speaker 7: Thank you so much for having me. Boys, you're course No, No,
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: I'm glad to be here. I just I know. My
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: manager's like, you're supposed to be You might be drunk already,
- 1:09:08Speaker 7: and I'm like, hey, take a pill. Hey, I wanted
- 1:09:13Speaker 7: to turn it down a little bit. Come on, I'm chilling.
- 1:09:16Speaker 7: Are you im pressing children? Where do you live? I
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: live in southeastern.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: Colorado, more specific Otero.
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: County to this day. No. No, So my wife got it.
- 1:09:28Speaker 7: She's a doctor. She got a job at the hospital
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: doing rural medicine. And so now we're down there in
- 1:09:33Speaker 7: a town, very small town, like less than two thousand people.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: Wow.
- 1:09:37Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you get out on the road? Just
- 1:09:39Speaker 3: drive to the airport. Which is which airport? Carra Springs
- 1:09:43Speaker 3: or Da Denver? How long is that drive Carra Springs
- 1:09:46Speaker 3: hour and a half Denver's three? Does that not bother you?
- 1:09:48Speaker 7: No?
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: She's happy.
- 1:09:49Speaker 7: I'm happy she's happy.
- 1:09:50Speaker 3: I guess.
- 1:09:50Speaker 7: I mean, no, I'm not talking about the lifestyle. Sounds fantastic. No,
- 1:09:54Speaker 7: she's great. Yeah, I'm not handcuffed at all.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: I dream this is what I was talking about about.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: But Maine, like I would. The reason I don't think
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: I can live there. Let's say, like you know, independent
- 1:10:06Speaker 3: of working in Barstool, is that to to get to
- 1:10:11Speaker 3: Phoenix for a road weekend would require flying from Portland
- 1:10:15Speaker 3: to New York, layover flight, long flight, miserable flight to
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: Phoenix and getting home. It's just like after that long weekend, you.
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: Know, there's a raised deli to buy a vape.
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna get your jewel pump.
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: Any well, like you god forbid, you know, arbitrage And
- 1:10:32Speaker 3: I just, I just and I I always wonder though, like, okay, well,
- 1:10:35Speaker 3: if in New York, if I wanted to live in
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: the country, live an hour away from LaGuardia, Yeah, would
- 1:10:43Speaker 3: that drive to the airport be become so such a
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: deterrent that I wouldn't want to go on the road anymore.
- 1:10:49Speaker 7: I think that if it wasn't Denver Airport, which flies
- 1:10:52Speaker 7: direct to pretty much everywhere, yeah, it'd be rougher. But no,
- 1:10:55Speaker 7: I don't mind it. And also like I'm able to
- 1:10:57Speaker 7: write much more effectively when I don't have anyone I
- 1:11:00Speaker 7: know within one hundred miles besides my wife. So I'm like,
- 1:11:03Speaker 7: you know, at the table writing in the daytime, dedicated,
- 1:11:07Speaker 7: not distracted. And then I just make the three hour drive,
- 1:11:10Speaker 7: you know, I get to practice my funny voices, you know,
- 1:11:13Speaker 7: of course.
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I'm always doing voices on.
- 1:11:17Speaker 7: That kind of stuff. But yeah, no, I don't. I
- 1:11:20Speaker 7: love her so much and she's really impacting a community
- 1:11:23Speaker 7: that needs empathetic healthcare workers. So I'm all for it. Man. Wow,
- 1:11:28Speaker 7: I'd love to move to Paris. Bro I would fucking
- 1:11:29Speaker 7: tap out now and just move to Paris and be
- 1:11:32Speaker 7: happy writing novels and ship.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Do you have French? You speak French?
- 1:11:36Speaker 7: Like that page Voissan Francis.
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: Is he doing it?
- 1:11:40Speaker 7: That's a pretty decent accent. It's not bad, pretty disod.
- 1:11:43Speaker 7: I got that one down. Sorry, Yeah, you gotta have sorry.
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: And then when you walk into any place in Paris,
- 1:11:48Speaker 7: you just have to say everyone and the page voi
- 1:11:56Speaker 7: and they're like you want sugar? Yeah, so you've got
- 1:12:03Speaker 7: the throat, Yeah, you've got he's been drinking that cum Waters.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: You gotta be clogged down. But I knew, I knew
- 1:12:11Speaker 3: it was cum Waters.
- 1:12:13Speaker 7: Yeah, I just I don't know.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: So why don't you move to Paris?
- 1:12:16Speaker 7: Because I have a burgeoning stand up career Pari. Yeah,
- 1:12:20Speaker 7: taking my foot off the gas and be irresponsible, But
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: I do just like think one day I'll live in
- 1:12:25Speaker 7: Paris for at least a portion of the year. Yeah,
- 1:12:27Speaker 7: you stand up in Paris every night. It's good. Really,
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: you can get up like two or three times a
- 1:12:31Speaker 7: night over there in English clubs.
- 1:12:33Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool.
- 1:12:35Speaker 4: You still do spots during the week.
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: What where would I do spots?
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: He said. He lives in a town of two thousand
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: where he knows no one.
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like a local funny bone or something.
- 1:12:48Speaker 7: I've ver even you've only been doing a stand up
- 1:12:49Speaker 7: for a couple of weeks. But no, they don't have
- 1:12:52Speaker 7: an open I get the sonic. No, I don't know.
- 1:12:55Speaker 7: I don't and I don't get to do a lot
- 1:12:56Speaker 7: of spots. But uh, it's all right. You know, I
- 1:12:59Speaker 7: go on the road to the hour of every weekend
- 1:13:00Speaker 7: a couple of times. We're good. Yeah, that's liberating, that's
- 1:13:04Speaker 7: a liberating thought. Yeah, I'm not like a gig pig.
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: Like if you're given the opportunity to go out and
- 1:13:09Speaker 7: do spots every night, I still want to like cook
- 1:13:11Speaker 7: dinner for my wife. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean,
- 1:13:13Speaker 7: because I value.
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: Her above all.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: And of course God, you know God, Almighty, Hi Road
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: and Savior.
- 1:13:22Speaker 7: Yeah, he seems like he's got blinders on these days.
- 1:13:26Speaker 7: But anyway, fuck us.
- 1:13:28Speaker 1: Well, dude, uh please go watch his special Please.
- 1:13:31Speaker 7: Do yes and read your book and subscribe to my
- 1:13:33Speaker 7: YouTube for the love of God and putting out this
- 1:13:35Speaker 7: fucking travel show.
- 1:13:36Speaker 3: It's bad ass.
- 1:13:36Speaker 7: But listen to your podcast, listen to Chubby Bohemoth.
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and uh yeah, check for everything he does. Funny, dude,
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: you're the man. Thank you so much for giving us
- 1:13:45Speaker 1: your time.
- 1:13:45Speaker 7: Thank you for having me guys, True pleasure. Really was
- 1:13:47Speaker 7: looking forward to this True Pleasure man. Thanks guys, I
- 1:13:50Speaker 7: don't like you. Don't end on that note.
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: That was fun man, Thanks so much.