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Chris Franjola on Love is Blind, Reesa Teesa and JLo · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
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  Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of hot topics with the one, the only, the
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  Speaker 1: original blue-eyed, dashing father of the year, Chris Frangiola.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Thanks for saying father of the
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  Speaker 3: year because I truly believe I am father of the year.
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  Speaker 1: I kind of feel like you need to milk that more.
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  Speaker 3: Went to a gymnastics class yesterday with her. First one, gymnastics.
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  Speaker 1: I took Mackenzie to gymnastics.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. How did she do?
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  Speaker 1: She was like pretty good, but I remember I had
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  Speaker 1: to bring the boys and then they were like disruptive
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  Speaker 1: and the lady was Russian and she was really like,
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  Speaker 1: you can't bring those boys anymore. And then I just
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  Speaker 1: stopped going.
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  Speaker 3: I'm seeing that she's in there. She's four and she's
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  Speaker 3: in like a class where they don't do anything.
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  Speaker 1: They just run around.
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  Speaker 3: But there's kids in there who are like 15 and look,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, they're great.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And there's like a Russian coach, a man who's just
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  Speaker 3: like screaming at them. Like, I thought we couldn't do
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  Speaker 3: that anymore. That was something that went out.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, which one are you at? I won't tell. It's
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  Speaker 1: right here with the hills. Okay, don't tell me which
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  Speaker 1: one you're at. Oh, because my niece was very competitive
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  Speaker 1: in it. She was at a. hardcore one, I want
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  Speaker 1: to say, in like North Hollywood or Van Nuys.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But she's still great. She's still doing, she's like still
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  Speaker 1: a full stunt woman and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I thought these girls were doing amazing. And as soon
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  Speaker 3: as they landed, he'd go, what are you doing? Your
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  Speaker 3: hands straight, not the arms, straight. And the girls, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: the other girls were like, no. I was like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: I thought, because gymnastics has been through it, you know,
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  Speaker 3: they've had all sorts of scandals. I thought at this point,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta, everything's gotta be real nice and no problems,
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  Speaker 3: but apparently not. He's screamin'. That hasn't stopped. I also
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  Speaker 3: think they scream in a good way because I think
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  Speaker 3: they see something in these kids. I don't want you
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  Speaker 3: to waste this talent. Nobody ever screamed at me because
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  Speaker 3: they never saw anything.
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  Speaker 1: Me too. I totally agree.
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  Speaker 3: Totally agree. I didn't have anyone.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, the kids are just.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: They can just do that shit.
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  Speaker 3: Right. Something's there. It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 3: I would never be able to do it.
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  Speaker 1: None of my kids were able to.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think my daughter's... I mean, who knows? Right now,
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  Speaker 3: she's running pretty fast.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And that's all. We can hang on to that at least.
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  Speaker 3: She runs pretty fast.
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  Speaker 1: We have some stories that you brought, which I wrote down.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to get into the thing that everyone–
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  Speaker 1: people are talking about this too. So I think it
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  Speaker 1: was Friday that Kelly Rowland– Yes. A star in her
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  Speaker 1: own right, former of Destiny Child, went and did Hoda
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  Speaker 1: and Jenna. And then she was supposed to co-host like
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  Speaker 1: the second hour.
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  Speaker 3: I think she was a guest on the second hour
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  Speaker 3: and was going to take over the third hour, which
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  Speaker 3: is Jenna and Hoda.
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  Speaker 1: And it got out by sources that she was not
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  Speaker 1: happy with the dressing room and was like, fuck this,
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  Speaker 1: and bailed on the third hour coasting.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Of co-hosting. And everyone was chiming in on it. And,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Bethany Frankel was like, you know, look. And
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  Speaker 1: then she took out her thing where she was just like,
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  Speaker 1: I've done it. The place, basically putting your makeup on
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  Speaker 1: in a closet and da-da-da. And the other thought was,
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  Speaker 1: is it because J-Lo was there and J-Lo had the
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  Speaker 1: bigger dressing room?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's what I heard. She wanted the bigger one.
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  Speaker 3: J-Lo was already occupying it. So, I mean, but whatever.
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  Speaker 3: If you're just going to do star power, J-Lo's bigger.
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  Speaker 3: Kelly Rowland's a big star, but J-Lo's bigger.
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  Speaker 1: I think what happened was, I think it just came
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  Speaker 1: to Kelly Rowland on the wrong fucking day. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: sometimes in this business, it comes on a day where
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  Speaker 1: you just feel like so disrespected. Yeah. And so unvalued
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  Speaker 1: that you're like, hold.
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  Speaker 3: On a minute.
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  Speaker 1: I'm co-hosting a whole third hour of something for free.
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  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: With topics and bullshit. And this is my fucking room?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like, no. I'm out. I'm out. I am not feeling it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out. That's what I think happened.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: And her people were probably just like, you know, not
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  Speaker 1: knowing exactly what to do. Hoda has since spoken and said,
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  Speaker 1: which I think is the right thing to say, she
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  Speaker 1: can come back anytime, have my dressing room. Yeah. Put
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  Speaker 1: it to rest. She doesn't want to be woman against woman.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 1: But, yeah, these are the kind of things that happened.
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  Speaker 3: And also, if Kelly Rowland, I'm sure she's probably a
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  Speaker 3: smart lady, she should come back. Everybody will have fun
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  Speaker 3: with it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know, everyone, these shows all need ratings right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, nobody, TV is, you know, especially network television
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  Speaker 3: is dying. Right. So have her back. Everyone laughs about it.
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  Speaker 3: She held a copy, gives her her dressing room, shoot
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  Speaker 3: a bit. Yes, totally shoot a bit. I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 3: have some fun with it.
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  Speaker 1: Are they looking to hire Chris Frangiolla for the Today Show?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, why not?
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  Speaker 1: Also, I also think like I've had that happen too,
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  Speaker 1: and it haunted me for years.
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  Speaker 3: A bad dressing room?
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  Speaker 1: I felt like maybe I had been a bit diva. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so I would go on The Tonight Show and do
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  Speaker 1: this thing. I tried it like five times. And it
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  Speaker 1: was like a little bit they had going where it
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  Speaker 1: was like a panel-y bit. And it was called Could've, Would've, Should've.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And it was while we were on Chelsea. And I
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  Speaker 1: never did stand-up on The Tonight Show, but I got
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  Speaker 1: to do this little funny bit.
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  Speaker 3: Is that Jay Leno on The Tonight Show?
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  Speaker 1: With Jay Leno, and he could not have been nicer.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And so the last time I went on it, I
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  Speaker 1: was having like a stressful situation with a friend, which
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  Speaker 1: we're texting back and forth. So I wasn't like in
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  Speaker 1: the greatest mood. And I went to the Get My
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  Speaker 1: Makeup Done, which– The makeup artist, this guy, we'd always
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  Speaker 1: had this great rapport or whatever. And anyway, I was
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  Speaker 1: not really liking how I looked.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And I was just like tense. And I finally, I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: it's fine. Let me just finish it in the room.
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  Speaker 1: So I go in the room and I finish my makeup. Hence,
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  Speaker 1: this is the reason why I do my own makeup
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  Speaker 1: all the time now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because of this. I do the show. The show goes fine.
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  Speaker 1: They never, ever asked me back. And the show was
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  Speaker 1: on for years. I never knew why. I finally asked,
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  Speaker 1: who's the guy that came from the booking of that
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  Speaker 1: now works for Kelly Clarkson? That worked for us. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say his name. There's nothing wrong. This
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  Speaker 1: is not a bad story.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Bob Reed. Bob Reed, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I finally said one day, Bob, you've got to tell
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  Speaker 1: me what happened. Was it the makeup artist getting his
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  Speaker 1: feelings hurt because I was a little snippy? This is
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  Speaker 1: like two years later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, the woman who was above me
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  Speaker 1: just decided she wasn't into you anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: And she just didn't want to book you for stuff anymore.
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  Speaker 1: And that was it.
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  Speaker 3: That's the business.
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  Speaker 1: And that was it. It had nothing to do with
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  Speaker 1: the makeup, nothing to do with me being snippy. But
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  Speaker 1: what I learned from that was like, this will never
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  Speaker 1: happen to me.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: I come hair and makeup ready. And then I let
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  Speaker 1: the hair and makeup people judge me if they so choose.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Like then I look even better. Their job's super easy
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  Speaker 1: and they love me. And they're like, that was the
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  Speaker 1: easiest job I ever did. And I looked good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So that's one thing I do because God forbid, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: with all, and then with everybody wanting to tell on
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  Speaker 1: stars and their bad behavior, it's fucking terrifying out there.
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  Speaker 3: One time I had one guy, I forget we were
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  Speaker 3: shooting something. We were doing press for a show. I
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  Speaker 3: think we were all on it. It was at Chelsea
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  Speaker 3: Lately Time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, for After Late Leaves.
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  Speaker 3: And the guy's like, you want me to do your hair?
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  Speaker 3: And usually it's just fine. Yeah, what is your hair?
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah. I was like, go ahead. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: get the start treatment. And I saw the comb come out.
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  Speaker 1: The hot comb.
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  Speaker 3: The hot comb. And he's woo. And no mirror. You
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  Speaker 3: know how they turn you away from the mirror? I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I need to see this. But I can't. And I
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  Speaker 3: don't want to say turn me back around.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're afraid you're going to be Kelly Rowland.
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  Speaker 3: Right, exactly. And he's woo. And I'm feeling like this
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  Speaker 3: is getting big. This is big. Because my hair could
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  Speaker 3: be big if I didn't taper.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: And sure enough, he spun me around. I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God.
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  Speaker 1: Did you look like a Backstreet Boy or what?
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  Speaker 3: No, I look like Tammy Faye Baker. I mean, it
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  Speaker 3: was just like.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And Johnny Kansas was shooting it. And I walked in.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, what? What is this? Is this a joke?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, it's not. Like, it's not. I had to
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  Speaker 3: go in the bathroom and wet it and oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Never again. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's so stressful if you don't know the hair and
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  Speaker 1: makeup people. That's why I say to anybody, do your
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  Speaker 1: own hair and makeup and then just have them enhance it.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go with.
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  Speaker 1: A wet head. Yeah. Also that can be, that can
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  Speaker 1: screw you too. Sometimes people have come with a wet
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  Speaker 1: head hoping to get a big blowout while they're there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And there was a, in a miscommunication and they're like,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have time to blow out this girl's hair.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing four other people's hair. Who does this fucking
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  Speaker 1: bitch think she is? But there was a miscommunication between
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  Speaker 1: her PR person and, and like, meanwhile, when JLo did
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  Speaker 1: our show, I remember they said the hair and makeup people,
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  Speaker 1: and this is 10 years ago or whatever it was,
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  Speaker 1: was requesting $ 10, 000. Oh, For Chelsea Lately, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I recall, allegedly, $ 10, 000 were her hair and makeup people.
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  Speaker 1: To come into.
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  Speaker 3: Chelsea Lately and do her hair.
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  Speaker 1: Which Chelsea Lately would have to pay them.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And I can't remember. I think they got them down
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  Speaker 1: to five or something. But they bargained. But they bargained.
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  Speaker 1: But like, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She only looks half as good, but yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, amazing. I mean, what can you do? J-Lo
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  Speaker 3: is like.
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  Speaker 1: Well, let's talk about J-Lo. So this, have you heard
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  Speaker 1: about this Amazon Prime?
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  Speaker 4: I have.
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  Speaker 3: I heard about the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so.
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  Speaker 3: From the dreams of Jennifer Lopez. That's what they say
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  Speaker 3: in the.
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  Speaker 1: Basically, it is a visual album, but it's more of a,
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  Speaker 1: it is a full length movie.
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  Speaker 3: So it's like music videos. But vignettes, right? You're not
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  Speaker 3: following a story.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just tell you. It's so weird and bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, you're like, definitely, I'm one of probably millions
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  Speaker 1: this weekend that was like, what the fuck am I watching? Okay. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So it starts out with her monologuing that in Puerto
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  Speaker 1: Rican culture, which we know she's Puerto Rican, there was
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  Speaker 1: an old story of a love-torn thing. And after they
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  Speaker 1: broke up, one turned into a rose and one turned
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  Speaker 1: into a cockatoo or whatever, a bird.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 1: And so here's the story of love. And then each
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  Speaker 1: vignette video is a song. And so it starts out
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  Speaker 1: where she's a futuristic Rosie the Riveter. And those women
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  Speaker 1: all are dancing with her. And the heart is like
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  Speaker 1: a machine. Then the next one, she's in literally a
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  Speaker 1: glass house.
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  Speaker 3: This is where I turn it off.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't get through it. I actually looked up summaries
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  Speaker 1: because I was like, I kind of want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about it. And it's all like, you know, I guess
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  Speaker 1: the fun is for you to, if you're a huge fan,
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  Speaker 1: to be like, oh, this is husband number one. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this was the waiter. Oh, this was Casper. Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: was Ben Affleck number one. The first time around, this
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  Speaker 1: is Mark Anthony.
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  Speaker 3: Is she doing songs that are supposed to be?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's all about her love life. Then here is
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  Speaker 1: where it gets crazy. She has little acting parts. So
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  Speaker 1: she has, I think, I want to say Fat Joe. God,
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  Speaker 1: they're going to kill me if I'm wrong. It is
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  Speaker 1: Fat Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank God. It is Fat Joe.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, he's a therapist.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Which is a stretch. They just put him in a
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  Speaker 1: gray sweater.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And he's her therapist. Can you imagine your J-Lo like this?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: that you should be picking a male therapist, quite honestly,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a woman. I'm just going to say that
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Fat Joe's interesting casting for that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Mandy Patinkin would have been a good, you know, casting
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  Speaker 3: on that one.
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  Speaker 1: And who's the new guy now and blah, blah, blah. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Then they have this reoccurring sketch going.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Which has Trevor. Noah.
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  Speaker 3: Noah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It has Kiki Palmer. It has Jane Fonda.
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: It has- All these other people that her friends that
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  Speaker 1: she said, she asked him, just come for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, there's no way this was an hour. Hair, makeup. Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then I'm sure they did the vignettes by themselves.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's very AI, very cyber, whatever you call it. What
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  Speaker 1: was AI before it was called AI?
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  Speaker 3: Reality?
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  Speaker 1: No, no. I don't know. No, but like- Like the
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  Speaker 1: word for special effects. AI before it was AI.
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  Speaker 3: Special effects, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I know what you're saying. CGI. CGI, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly what I was thinking. I knew there was a C. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So they're sitting there and it's like the worst SNL
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  Speaker 1: sketch you've ever seen. They're like, what is going on
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  Speaker 1: with her? And they're all zodiac signs. So it's like,
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  Speaker 1: she should have known she shouldn't have gone for an Aquarius.
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  Speaker 1: She's a Leo or whatever. And each person represents a
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  Speaker 1: zodiac sign. And they're all the gods of love fighting
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  Speaker 1: with each other about what J-Lo's heart should do before
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  Speaker 1: we have to see the next dancing video. And it's
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  Speaker 1: just so bad. And then they have a Vanderpump Rules reference. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I would, Jane Fonda goes, I think at this point,
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  Speaker 1: I'd rather just go home and watch Vanderpump Rules.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Make it nice and fresh.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Anyway, apparently she finances herself $ 20 million. And people are like,
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: did her team want her to do it or not?
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: The overall consensus is it's number one.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: People watched it.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: She's going on tour. It doesn't matter. But does anyone
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: love J-Lo more than J-Lo loves J-Lo?
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: And I think she saw Beyonce doing visual videos and
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: movies or whatever they do. And she was like, I
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: want to have this.
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: Attached to it. How long is this? Is it an
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: hour and a half? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: The other thing that took over everyone's weekend. This is Risa.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: No.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Risa Tisa.
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: Risa Tisa. Sure.
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: She is this fabulous woman that bared her soul in
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: such an eloquent, well-spoken, written everything. It's 10-minute videos on TikTok.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: 50 of them. Over 50 of them. She goes, this
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: is the series I'm going to call Who the Fuck
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Did I Marry? She met a guy in 2020.
• 14:56
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: He was a dirty John.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: But she walks through each thing from house shopping to
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: the car shopping to why he didn't want to show
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: the proof of funds to getting married all through COVID,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: which added to that. But what is so amazing about
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: her and why people are loving her is because throughout it,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: she constantly is taking accountability for like, There was more
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: red flags than a U.N. center, whatever she says. They
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: were marching on my lawn and I didn't notice all
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: these things. But then she would say, I didn't want
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: to be alone. I was 39 years old. I wanted
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: to believe this was all true, but I was suspicious.
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: He would show me he had bank statements. Obviously, we're
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: going to get to the part where there's fake bank statements.
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: People should give her the views because she's doing great.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: One of the things she said she wanted to do
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: was go to London and Paris. Well, an influencer has
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: stepped forward and is funding her trip.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, how nice.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she will do something else with this. Maybe
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: interview other people. I don't know what she's going to
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: do after this, but she's made her money. She's made
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: her lemonade. But then the thing people are mad at
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: is he is a psychopath. I don't know. I didn't
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: listen to the whole thing because I'm taking my time
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: enjoying it. And I don't want to ruin it for people.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: But he's definitely a pathological liar. And so then another
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: content creator found him.
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: And people were like, you know, that's not really your
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: job to find the person that she's divorced from that's
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: obviously not a safe person. He now has come forward
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and said like, oh, there's more reasons to why Risa
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Tisa and I broke up.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: And what's his thing?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't listen to it. I'm just happy for
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: her that she's going to Europe. She's going to Chronicle Europe.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: People are happy for her. And she was like, ladies,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: you've got to ask these questions. You know, he said
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: he went to San Diego State and played football and
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: then played arena football. I didn't know anything about arena football.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I never looked it up. And then I realized that
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Peter said he went to UC San Diego.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: And I had never seen his diploma. Huh.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: So you could be.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: So I walked in and I asked O'Day, where is
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: the diploma?
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: And he's like, I don't know. It's like in the
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: office or whatever. I don't even know.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys have been together a long time now.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm ready to crack it open. I would like
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: to gain 400,000 views and followers in a weekend. And
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: if it means that I have to crack open the
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: fact that I have been duped by a creep from
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: San Diego like she has, then I'm ready to do it.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to expose it all.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: I'd like to see... Like, I feel like you fall
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: for these things. It's got to be... it's got to
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: be a little bit on you. Because sometimes you hear
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: something like, well, how would you not see that? Or
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: how would you not see this?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: She totally says it's on her. Here's the thing. They
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: met in March, right before the shutdown. Shutdown happens. They
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: move in together. Right. Then there's all the COVID stuff.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: They're in Atlanta. All the COVID stuff is happening. The
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: house buying, the looking at. And the other thing I
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: want to say is there's this way of where people say, hey,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: if you're manifesting a beautiful house, you know, the way
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: to secret and manifest stuff is, Go look at houses.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Go get in a car. Oh, that always pissed me off.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: As a former realtor, do not waste a realtor time
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: or a furniture person's time or a car dealer's time.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Because that is what this person did. And she said,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I think he got off on seeing me get excited
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: about a house, get excited about a BMW, and then
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: pull it out from underneath. I'm like, I think he
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: also got excited seeing that guy. who was waiting all
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: day at the car lot for someone to walk up.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: And then spend hours and hours and hours with him.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: What about the other guy that showed him 25 houses
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: in Atlanta? Yeah. Never got, wrote up offers, which is
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: very time consuming. All of it. So yeah, he's, he
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: would lie for no reason to lie. He lied because
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: that's the whole thing. So she finds out family members.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: And the biggest thing is that he would talk on
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: the phone to all these people, but not put them
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: on speaker or, But I guess they never existed.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: So she was trying to say, yes, was I taken? Yes.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Should I ask more questions? Yeah. But I'm telling you
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: why I believed it.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Because he'd be like, oh, I got my brother on
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, she's here. Say hi to Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: And then because of COVID, it wasn't weird that they
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: never met.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: And it wasn't weird that they got married at the courthouse,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: just the two of them. You know what I mean?
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: So very, very, everyone's going crazy over that.
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: click and collect.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: So easy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: filed against me.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: go through.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: every day was. You're worth the work.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: Now this I thought was pretty juicy.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: This Airbnb person got an Airbnb and the lady was
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: upset that he, that the neighbors were complaining. He's like,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: you're full of shit. No neighbors are complaining. I'm not paying.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: So she's like, no, you are going to pay. And
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I'm going to, you know, and he goes and show
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: me the photos of where people were partying at my house.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: They weren't. Well, then. The person who owns the house
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: pulls all the ring photos and sees that he was
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: cheating on his wife, that there was a woman there.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: So then she said, either you're going to pay me
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the money you owe me, plus all these fees for
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: also writing a bad Yelp review for me.
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Or I'm going to show this to your wife. So
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: then he's like, wait a minute, I'm being extorted. But anyway,
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I just thought that was like, just be careful, right?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: I feel like Airbnb people are like airline stewardesses. Just
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: be nice. Get the fuck out.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: I don't like the Airbnb. I tried it a few
• 22:15
  Speaker 3: times and I prefer the hotel. I don't like the Airbnb.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I feel like people are moving towards hotels now.
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so too. because some cities just don't
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: really allow Airbnb. I mean, New York city did not enough.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: They're being stricter. People are being stricter and neighborhoods are
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: being strict.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: But I've gone to a couple of times where the
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: key is not there. And I'm like, he does know
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: you can't contact anybody. And I've had a few.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: The key's not there at Friday at four. And they're like,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: we reopened the office on Sunday. You're like, what?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: I know exactly. I know what happened to me, like
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: something similar. And I'm like, just go to a hotel
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: with a guy behind the counter. And I could, you know,
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: the key is there and I can't, you know.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's beach cheating. Um, Oh, Wait, before we get
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to this next one, we were going to talk about
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Soho House. What is the scoop?
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're saying?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: For the people that don't know, Soho House is a.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: It's been around for like, I don't know, 20 years.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: A long time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: A long time. Maybe even longer.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: LA, Malibu, London. And it's like a private dining place.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: You have to be approved.
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: It's a private club.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to be approved. Not only do you
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: have to pay to join, and then there's like a
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: yearly fee, whether you ever step foot or not. It's
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: private dining. If you're not a member, you can't go
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: without a member.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: And the whole thing, at least in L.A., is that
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: they want artists. They won't let you use your cell phone.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: They don't let you go up to someone and be like, oh,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: my God, I loved your work in this. You can
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: have like power meetings. But also it's kind of good
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: because if you're like an up and comer in the business,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: you really do have access. Right. to some of these
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: people that wouldn't otherwise have. And they think, well, at
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: least you're at this level because you were vetted. You
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: were vetted that you were at least a junior agent
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: or something. You at least had one screenplay sold. So
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: what are they saying about this?
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Well, first of all, they're saying that Wall Street's involved
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: and they don't think it's going to last, so they're
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: short-selling it, whatever that means.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Just the one in New York or like all of them?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: Well, right now, just the one in New York. But
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: if their stock plummets, then who knows what becomes of it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: And a lot of people are upset that they're letting
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: in too many people. You know, I guess it used
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: to be very exclusive depending upon the one you go to.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Sounds like our border.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: It's very similar to the border. Yes, it's filled with migrants. Yeah.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: So anyway, that's what they're saying there. People are upset
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: they're letting too many people in. And I guess to
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: get in, you not only have to pay the fee,
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: whatever that is. I know the one in Malibu is
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: even extra. I don't know how much it costs to
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: get in the one in Malibu. But then you also
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: have to have people vouch for you. Like, they already
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: belong to it.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: And they have to write you, like, a note, like,
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: I like this guy or whatever. Which it all seems like, really?
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: That for French fries? I mean, I don't know. But
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: it is cool to, I guess, sit next to Larry
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: David in Malibu. Who knows?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: If the Malibu one closes, I just hope they make
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: it another great restaurant. Because the location is so freaking fabulous.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: It's right next door to Nobu.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: And it used to be this restaurant that wasn't very good.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: The food wasn't very good. But I would go there
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: anyway because if I couldn't get into Nobu, it was
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: so wonderful. And then about eight years ago is when
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: they made it.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Soho, Malibu. It's very nice.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: And I do like the vibe of it. I love
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: to see people all in beige.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: A lot of beige and white at the Soho on Malibu.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And there was a time I was thinking about it.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine was in it. And I was like,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: how much is it? And it was a lot less
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: expensive there. And I was like, how often would I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: come out here? It's still like a 40 minute drive. And, um,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: and then she was like, I don't think they'd want you,
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: you know, because you're like a gossip person. And I
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: was like, Oh, I can see why you wouldn't want me. Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: So I never joined. I get to be friends. I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: get to go when my friends invite me. And so
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: far I've been okay. I haven't gotten in trouble.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I looked it up one time cause we have the
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: apartment right next to it over there. And I, uh,
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: And it said something like $ 2, 000. And I was like, oh,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: that's it?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's a lot more now.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's only $ 2, 000 to get the application, just to
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: fill out the application.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: And you don't get that back?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: It probably goes towards like the $ 10, 000.
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't go that far into it.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: It probably goes to the $ 10, 000.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Almost like we just don't want to waste our time,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: so you have to be pretty serious. If we reject you,
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: they've got to give you the $ 2, 000 back.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: Who knows? But anyway.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: So they just don't want every loser trying.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: They're saying that it might be on the outs. That's
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: the latest story. It just came out today.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Well, there's been times I've come on a beautiful day
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: as a guest of someone. And I mean, you're waiting
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: in line to drop off your car and it is packed.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: And that is the thing that you're supposed to be
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: able to always like get a table.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: So if there's too many people, then there's too many people.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: There's too many VIPs everywhere. As far as I'm concerned.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Like I go VIP to like concerts and stuff. I'm like,
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: wait a minute. Everyone's a VIP. And then like Delta Lounge,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: you know, the lounges in the airports? Yeah. There's lines
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: to get into them now. I'm like, how is everybody VIP?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you asked that because on my new tour, Chris. Oh, okay.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: At HeatherRendall.net, I am continuing the meet and greets, but
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: they do cap out at 50.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: They cap out at 50 for that exact reason.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: But you got to stop the shady people who walk
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: out and then give their laminate to another person and
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: then they walk in.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Well, now I think I'm going to do the meet
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and greets before the show.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: And you got to love me enough to get there
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: a little early. Okay. Because I do believe that's a
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: better way to go. And that's the way most artists
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: do it. Right. But for me, I always wanted to
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: be like preparing my act till the very last minute.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: But the new Heather is going to be more prepared.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: And we're going to do meet and greets before.
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: That's a good idea.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: I think before is better.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Because then I'm like on a high and I want
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: to like leave. Yeah. And then I can be with
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: my real, like not real friends, but my friends that
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: are like family and friends that are in that city.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I can visit with them. I wouldn't have them come before.
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: But don't you feel it spoils it a little bit
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: that they've seen you before you walk out on stage?
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Like it's supposed to be that.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: There she is.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: This is where the ego of me is now. I'm
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: putting that to rest.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, you're good.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: But one of the reasons I wanted to always do
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: it after is. that feeling of like how my parents
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: would praise me after. I wanted them to come up
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: after they saw my act to be like, that was
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: my favorite bit. That was my favorite part. But I
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: noticed they really don't do that. It's really like they
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: just wanted to meet me Because a juicy scoop and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: share whatever they want to share, their personal story, something.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Something about it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So it doesn't really matter what the act is.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: And then you piss off the man that you dragged
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: because now she has to wait in line.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: And it might take up to another 30, 40 minutes.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: How quickly I pee, put on my lipstick. I'm always like,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: the minute it starts, I can go out there. But
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: now I'm like, no, I'm going to do it before. Okay.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: So plan it accordingly.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good deal.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, so Tom Sandoval did a article for the New
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: York Times called How Tom Sandoval Became the Most Hated
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Man in America. And he put a couple doozies in there.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: One was that he says when Ariana found out that
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: he was cheating with her best friend, Raquel, that they
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: went into the back alley of where he was performing
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: and he was a victim of domestic abuse. Now he's
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: saying that she hit him.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I don't, everyone's just kind of like, okay, dude. Then
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: he went on to say, I'm not a pop culture expert. Granted,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you're not Juicy Scoop, right?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: But I think the reason everyone went so crazy, it
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: was just the media crazy, is that it was up
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: there with the OJ murder trial.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: She was accused of killing two people, Ron Goldman and
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Nicole Brown Simpson. And the death of George Floyd. Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: He said he was getting that much press, right?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: He was getting that much press.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: I don't believe he was.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: At all.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And I don't think, so obviously he realizes that was
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: an awful comparison to a murder of three people.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: And, you know, like, so bad, of course, the writer
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: of this was probably just like, this is just gold. Like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: this is fucking gold. I just think He's a douchey,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: narcissistic dude whose life has been extremely easy. He came
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: out here extremely good looking, was waning cables while actually
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: getting legit work, got on a show that he's been
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: able to do for 11 years, always had a girlfriend,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: got to cheat on girlfriends, and not until he got
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: caught is he now like, Oh, my God. Why is
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: everybody so awful to me? So I just think some
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: people are born douchey.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: And you can't squeeze the douche.
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: He's got a very douchey look about him. I mean,
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: that's like the whole thing, right? He's just a douche.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Yes. He goes shirtless and he does his cover band, which,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: by the way, all these women that were like, we
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: hate him.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: He's done.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: They're all going to the shows.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's fucked up.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, this is the best thing I've ever done.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody gets canceled. And now his time is coming.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He's mad at all the other girls in the cast,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: including his ex, Ariana, Lala, and Sheena, because they had podcasts.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: And like me, we talked a lot about it because
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: there was stuff all the time. And it was just
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a fascinating topic because it not only involved cheating, people
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: we all knew that were playing themselves on TV, but also...
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: the portrayal of a girlfriend with your man, which is very,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: very juicy. And we had never seen on reality TV before.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: That is why there was a frenzy about it. But
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: he's like, you know, they used me for clicks and
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: views and whatever.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, isn't that what it's all about though?
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: He has a show too. They all have podcasts now.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Everyone has a podcast. Okay.
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: All right. Fine.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: But you know, when you say, and I mean, Look
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: at this photo. I mean, he is good looking. But
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: I also want to say that's a nice trick to
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: make your bicep. Do you know that, Chris?
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: You just press your arm down.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: You press your arm. You twist it a little and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: then you press. But he does have a very good body.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty jacked up, this guy.
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: Let's give him that. He has a good body. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: then he also, Raquel has also spoken because, of course,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: she has a podcast. And she says, he says in
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the show last night, I really love her. I really
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: want to talk to her. but she did another extension
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: at the rehab place for her mental health.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: And then he wrote her and said, you are so,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: why are you so dependent on that place? So he's
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: just awful all around.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: There you go. Okay. Chris, has anyone ever, have you,
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity? Yes. Who?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's not good ones. Lately I've been getting
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: a lot of Kevin Bacon, but I think it's like
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Kevin Bacon now. Like old Kevin Bacon. Yeah, exactly. No, exactly.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: First of all, Kevin.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Bacon has a little pig nose. No offense. And you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: do not have a little pig nose.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, I follow Kevin Bacon on Instagram. As a
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: matter of fact, it just happened to me like two
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: days ago. I was trying on sunglasses at Nordstrom. And
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: every time I put them on, they go, you look
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: like Kevin Bacon? I think she was trying to sell me. Like, oh,
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: then I'm sold. I look like Kevin Bacon. Lately I've
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: been hearing Kevin Bacon, but I don't know, like nobody good.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: I used to get, I mean, you know, people hate
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: when I say this, but I got Tom Brady a
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: lot early. There was a time when my hair was similar.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Okay. Before that guy got to it with a hot comb.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I got a couple of Tom Brady's, but that's about
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: nothing good.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Well, of course one was Celine Dion.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: And, but I have to say in all the times that,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: That people have sent me your doppelganger. Never have I
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: thought the doppelganger was better looking than me.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Well, did you have even worse than that?
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: And I realized that I don't see me. Yeah. I
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: saw an old photo of me at the Kardashian first episode.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Right. I saw that too. Somebody posted it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: And I was like, you were a goofy looking dork.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I never realized that before.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, those are the times.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: No. No.
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, you don't think so?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I thought I was better looking this whole time. No
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: wonder people are annoyed that I have so much confidence.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: I really thought I was, like, pretty cute my whole life.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I could not understand why I didn't get into more sororities.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't understand why I kicked out of the Tarzana pageant.
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, look, on a scale from 1 to 10, now,
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: what do you say?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Now, I think I'm probably like a six.
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: A six? Like what old is usually?
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Oh, now.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: You can get it up to an eight.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: Okay. Now, at my age, if we're going to line
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: me up against women my age that don't have access
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: to LA plastic surgery and good makeup, now I'm at
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: the top. Sorry, 10?
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: No, not 10.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Now, I'm like eight.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: But I think back like 35, 40 years ago. Right.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Everyone just had their teeth. Everyone had their lip size.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Original noses. Symmetrical faces that were just beautiful or not.
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Six.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you watched the We Are The
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: World documentary on Netflix.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I watched a little.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: It's excellent. Why can't I get... I'm just so into
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: that world that I loved it.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: No, I thought I could, but then I turned it off.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, go on.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I'll give it another chance. Anyway. I'm going on a plane.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm going to do?
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: You should watch it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm watching it going, oh, this is... when nobody
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: had anything. Like, they're not bad looking, but it's like
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: Bruce Springsteen's teeth, like Bruce Springsteen now is like a model.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Like he's got all the shit.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Eyelashes, crooked teeth, and.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Cindy Lauper's got, you know, there was no whitening toothpaste
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: back then or any of that. I mean, everybody looks,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: unless you're Diana Ross or you're genetically blessed, most of
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: them kind of look like shit. And I'm like, oh,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: that's why. It was 1985.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Nobody had anything yet.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: The other thing people have been saying like on TikToks
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: and stuff, they'll throw old videos of like kids in
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: high school, like in the late 80s.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: And they're like, and the comments are like, why do
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: all these people look so old?
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know the conspiracy behind it. Why do they
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: look so old?
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to say it was Prowl. which used
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: to be the shampoo. I mean, we didn't even have
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: the good shampoo. We didn't have Nexus or Paul Mitchell.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: I want to say that conditioner wasn't even a thing
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: until the 80s.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: One tube.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, it was just like, and then you used,
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: you dried your hand. Remember those school paper towels you
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: used to dry your hands with? They were made out
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: of like just lumber. It was like.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: My mom, when my mom came to LA from Chicago
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: and she was a Midwest girl. She said she was
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: in the grocery store and this woman walked up to
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: her and said, Dr. Bernstein. And she goes, what?
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: Dr.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Bernstein, he did your nose. And she's like, no, what
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: are you talking? She never knew anyone that had gotten
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: a nose job or anything. Then she had a friend
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: who went through a divorce that she was selling her
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: house and she went to go visit her and she
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: got a boob job. And, um, And she's like, your boobs, Elaine,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: how did your boobs? And she goes, oh, Pam, I
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: just did. I must, I must increase my bust. And
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: she believed her for like years.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: My mother had somebody in her family. I think she's
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: still alive, 102 years old. Her name is Rozzy, which
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: is a cousin of my mother's. She had a breast implant.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: This must have been in the late 60s.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I think Dolly Parton was one of the first
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: people to do it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know what they put in there. Oh, tuna
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: cans or something. But she's still going. I think they're
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: still in there, whatever foreign object it is.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: Goes to show you.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: You know, yeah.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Supposedly, you're supposed to replace it for 10 years. Maybe
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: you don't have to. If the woman is 101, still
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: rocking a halter.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Still going around, yeah. Oh, my God. But it is
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: so funny to see people now.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: You know, Marilyn Monroe got a nose job.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Did she? I don't know. And.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: say someone else back then, but there's no way she
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: would have been who she is had she not gotten
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: her nose job.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Some people, like Kenny Rogers, remember when Kenny Rogers went
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: through all that weird places? And it was like, well,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: you're Kenny Rogers. We're already kind of a handsome guy
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: for Kenny Rogers. You know what I mean? Like, what
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: did you think they were going to do that was
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: going to, like, some people can use a bit of
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: an enhancement because they're already You know, they have a
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: foundation to work with.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: And some people are like, well, screw it. You're just
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Kenny Rogers. Okay.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: So let's get to this. This is Love is Blind. Yes.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: And it's season six.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: And I think there's six episodes out and now there's
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: another chunk coming.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: Or maybe it's one. So I don't know how Netflix
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: is doing things now. You should know since, you know,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: you're sleeping with the enemy over there. Just kidding.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: She's not a part of this.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: It is so good.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Love is Blind.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: It is really good this season.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Always when I watch it, I just go, I need
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to appreciate being married more because this is all these
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: people want right is to fall in love and get
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: married now there is this one girl and you're not
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to know the whole thing is that you're not
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: supposed to know someone's ethnicity or whatever but there's been
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: times when in their conversations where they can't see each
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: other it's like I remember there was a time like
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: two of them realized that they're both of Indian descent.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Because we're just talking about traditions and stuff. You could
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: figure it out. But this– she brings up, has anyone
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: ever told you to look like a celebrity to this guy?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: And he goes, no, not really. What about you? And
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, a bunch of times. People said I
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: look like a Machine Gun Kelly's girlfriend or wife or something.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And he's like, Megan Fox? I guess. That's what people
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: say I look like. So anyway– It's down to her,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: this girl, Chelsea, and this other girl, Jess, who really
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: does look kind of like Megan Fox. She's a single mom.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: She's 28. She has a tight size zero body with
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a butt and tits, the lips, the whole gorgeous. And
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: he ends up choosing Chelsea because I think he was
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: scared of being the stepdad. But also, I think he
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: was whacking off to Megan Fox for the last five
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: days when he left the pod.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: And she.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: kind of bitchy about it. Jess goes, um, so you're
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: picking Chelsea. Okay. When you see me, you are going
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: to die. You're going to be an EpiPen. You're going
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: to flip, like kind of bitchy about it anyway. So
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: they get together and he is like, Hey, now she
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: has a good looking girl. And in the eyes, she
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: kind of looks like Megan Fox.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: I see the Megan Fox.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: And she's, she's letting this roll off her back. People
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: are being so mean about it. Megan Fox has been nice.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: She's like, she's being cool about it. And, You know, hey,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: you're sitting talking to people all day long. Is something
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: going to slip that's going to hurt you? I mean,
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: there was another girl that talked about her views on abortion.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this girl's life is over. You know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: like I just like what are you supposed to be yourself?
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: And then there was this guy that was so weird
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: and he he liked these two girls and he told
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: them the exact same thing and they heard them. each
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: other talking about their great date with him and realize
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: that they caught the player in the act. And I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: was watching it like with Brandon and I'm all, Brandon,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: this is what guys do. And we never realize it
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: till we have proof. They figure out what words work
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and then they can use them on multiple girls at
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the same time. So his thing with both girls was,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: let's just leave here right now. Let's just like you
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: and me, just get up and leave. Let's just go.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: So the girl's like, oh my God, he's chosen me.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: But he said to everybody, anyway, he left. It is
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: so good. So now they have the pairings and now
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: we're going to go to see what is happening with it. It's,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: but yeah.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I suggest to people, never say, do you know who
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: you look like? Unless the person is at Megan Fox level.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Do not say to somebody that, Of anybody that, okay,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: people say Mariska Hargitay to me.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: That I can take.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: I see that one.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: Selena, I'm happy with.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: The Saw puppet, that's not a good one.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Saw puppet, not good. There's just been some random ones
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: where someone will just send it to me.
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: Caitlyn. No, you know what?
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I will take Caitlyn. Yeah, Caitlyn. Because Caitlyn Dunn up
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: also looks like Cindy Crawford.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: So if you want to put me, Caitlyn, and Cindy
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: Crawford across the list, I'm down, totally down. But yeah,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I just think it's something that you should not send
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: to people.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Well, worse than that is celebrity, yes. But do you
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: ever get one, somebody says, you look like my cousin
• 43:08
  Speaker 3: or my uncle or whatever, and then you finally see them?
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh my God, what am I, does my
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: mirror in my house skewed or something? Like, am I.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Apparently there is like an app or something where it
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: switches it and it's like this is how people really
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: see you.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: And it's different. I guess in most pictures, aren't you reversed?
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how that works.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know either. But yeah. I mean, I have
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: one mirror in my house. I am gorgeous. I tell
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: my wife, I said, that's the mirror to go in.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: And that's the one we use for anything.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: That's your last check mirror? Yeah.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: It's our last check.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: We had last check mirror in our sorority house.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: We have last check. Yeah, this is last check mirror.
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: But it's almost, I think it's.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Giving you false. Well, obviously boutiques have always bought skinny mirrors.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think some of them, I mean,
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: some of them are not, but some.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Of them, I now know what's a skinny mirror. And
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: I know Heather. This is a skinny mirror.
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: And this is full. Are you believing it? Are you
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: saying I don't look as good in whatever I'm wearing
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: as this mirror is leading to me?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: If I look so incredibly snatched and stuff, I have
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: to say, Heather, this is probably a skinny mirror. Okay.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: And there's times I've asked.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, you're pretty skinny.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: There's times I've asked the girls.
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Working there. Okay. And they'll be like, yeah, kind of.
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I think so. If they don't care. If they're the owner,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: they're like, no. If they work there, they're like on
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: their phone and they're like, yeah, it's a skinny mirror.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Speaking of old pictures where you looked dorky. So, you know,
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get those Facebook memories or whatever. They
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: come back 10 years, 12 years or whatever. Now Facebook's
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: been around a long time. Now you go, I think
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: they go back as far as like 13 years or something.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: And so for us, that was like Hyatt of Chelsea
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: lately or around there. And I've, I've seen a couple
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: of red carpets where we were at for whatever reason
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: after lately or something. And all the outfits we're wearing.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: And I know they were of the time, the cuts
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: of jeans and everything were different, but God, like nobody
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: could have helped us a little bit. Like we all looked,
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Like we're wearing like bad jeans and bad– I am
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: at least. I shouldn't speak for everybody.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I got these dresses sent to me that were free.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I needed a new outfit and we were on the
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: show like every other week from the beginning. And we
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: were only getting an extra $ 300, $ 400 to be on
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: the show. So you don't want to buy a new
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: outfit every time. So I was getting these dresses and–
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: the whole thing was that Michelle Obama was wearing them too.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: They weren't really even that expensive as retail, but I
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: was getting them for free. But they were so like, why?
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: Like I was so young. Yeah. Why am I wearing
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: this conservative, like dorky, like daytime talk show dress when
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I should have been like dressing like a hip girl
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: on a late night show.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I know. I know. It's a little bit like Drew Barrymore,
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: you know, the outfits come, some of them, She always
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: looks like she's, you know, hunting foxes. But, you know,
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: It works on her, kind of.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I'm actually, this is my last day at 48. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: am now 49. And I feel mature. I feel special.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: But I am. Technically, I'm still a child of the 70s.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: And that's why I love the style. No, her style
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: is like 70s.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: I know I've seen it a million times.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you still love it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: But you've toned it down.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: You said I used to look like a stroke victim.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: It was getting a little strokey. Now it looks really good.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: You've toned it down a little bit.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: She's toned it down.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: She's still up in everybody's vagina when she interviews them.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: It's so shocking.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: But I love it though. I think she's smart in
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: that those things go viral.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: They're getting a clit.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: So why the fuck not? And I do think it's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: natural to her. I think she is someone that like
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: really connects with people. And I do think she has
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: like a pure soul.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: I do too.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So I think it's like, it's fine. But no, her
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: whole style is like that 70s style. It looks good.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's Annie Hole. Annie Hole or whatever. Yeah, yeah.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I'm good with it.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: They're called culottes.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know it well. Culottes. I love culottes.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: People, culottes are pants that are wide-legged that come mid-cap,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: but then you wear them with boots so your ankles
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: don't look weirdly skinny. And then also like a tweed vest.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: It looks like a golfer like from the 50s. They
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: used to wear more or less culottes, you know?
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: Totally. Okay. Thinking of love.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: This person goes, my client proposes from jail on FaceTime. Okay.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: This whole thing, this girl then walks up and the
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: guy from jail is on that screen right here. And
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: he asked her to marry him. But whoever did it,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: like the guy from prison, he's probably like some access money.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: He then hired a actual like wedding planner or event
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: planner to do all this. So the whole thing was like, guys,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: you have no excuse. Like if a guy from prison
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: can set it up, you can set up a proper engagement.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: I'm like, could we just.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: That's nice.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: First of all, what is he in jail for? And
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: how does he have this extra money? Tells me he like,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: he's probably like, let me do this time. I buried
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: this money in a, under a hill. And once I
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: get out, you and I can have a great life.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: But I'm always fascinated. I remember there was like a,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: a show about like, you know, wedding gowns or whatever. And,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: and the girl was, you know, with her mom and
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: she was getting married to like a prisoner.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: Say yes to the dress.
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: But it was a different one than that. But it was,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: the girl was going to a prison.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: And maybe, you know what, maybe someone told me this
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: because I definitely existed because I saw the photos. Maybe
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a show. And she was marrying a guy
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: in San Quentin. And she was, like, beautiful and, like,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: attractive and everything. And she was trying on dresses with
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: her mother who was paying for it. That's how much
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: some mothers just want their daughter to be married. And
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: on her back, she had the whole seascape of San
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: Quentin on. Like tattooed?
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. Oh, wow. She doesn't sound like she's got all there.
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: That's a problem.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: You're probably happy today.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Speaking of prison.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I know. Oh, my God.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: But rightfully so.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. Ruby Frank, who is the awful mother
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: who made her money on YouTube talking about being a
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: strict Mormon parent. broke up with her husband, went to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: live with her podcast partner, and had their kids living
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: with her in which she was caught for severely abusing
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: two of them.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Like starving them.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Starving them. Their hands were bound. They had duct tape
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: on them. In Utah, they were both convicted, she and
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: the other woman. And I don't really understand this, how
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: the sentence works, but they said it can go anywhere
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: from one to 60 years because the 60 years could
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: be all the counts that she has been convicted of.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: So it's four years here, five years here, neglect this, that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: So then other people are like, but wait, could she
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: also get out in a year? What I hate is
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: that now she's saying Quotes like this, which I think
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: just going to make your kid feel guilty again, fucking
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: with them.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: I'm working on my.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: She said to my babies, I believe dark was light
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: and right was wrong. I would do anything in this
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: world for you. Really? Yeah. Like give them fucking food. Horror.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Just horrible. I think, listen, every child abuser should be,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: you know, get the worst punishment. Right. But when it's
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: your own child, I think it's so much worse because
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: how is this child ever supposed to ever trust anybody?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: When their own parent. So anyway, she's gone. I don't
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: know why the dad is not being convicted, but I
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: guess it's because the dad was not in the home
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: when the kids were being abused.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Are they divorced or something?
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Well, now they're getting divorced. They were separated at the time.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: And I think also if he's proven to be of
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the right sound of mind and everything, like we do
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: want the kids to at least have their one parent.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: But I think in the end she'll probably do like
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: at least 15.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Hopefully. Yeah. Meanwhile, this woman's in trouble. She's just been arrested.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: She posted that she had her daughter waxing other women's bikinis.
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Is that a woman? But the shot of it is...
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: It's a woman.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: It's bikini waxing.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: Okay. You could also... You know what?
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a woman.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: A man could get his butt waxed.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Poor little girl. Couldn't be older than six.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Doesn't look like it.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: But then she also posted it and they said, well,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: she was arrested for child neglect, child endangerment. I'm like,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: what about child labor laws? Like, I feel like that
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: was so something of like the 1940s. But like, can
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: we start getting some parents convicted of child labor laws
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: when they put them on their TikToks and all this stuff,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: but then also have them actually doing like the real work?
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: You should have a license for waxing this little girl.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: If I were the person with my legs up like that,
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: if you guys could see this photo, it's unbelievable. But
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I would be like, I don't know if she's got
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: the skills, but I feel like, you know what I mean?
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: I would have stopped it. That woman should be arrested
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: as well for not stopping it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Or what if the woman is like, she had so
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: many clients. And so then she was like, you sit back,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: put on this sleep gear mask, and I'll be in
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: to do it. And then she's like, to her little daughter,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: go in and do it.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: And the daughter doesn't, you know, thought it was a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: game or something. Listen, I just thought about the labor
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: laws that were broken when I was a kid.
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: So my parents were realtors and my dad would rent
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: a truck and we would sit in the back of
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: a truck on top of all these pumpkins.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: We'd go to the place and buy the pumpkins.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Anywhere between five and seven dollars a pumpkin.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: Why pumpkin?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Because we put it and say, Bob and Pam- McDonald's,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Country Club Realtors, welcome you to Woodland Hills. Enjoy your pumpkin.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: But that's only in the fall.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Right. We did once a year. We put on everyone's doorstep.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: And we'd bring our friends. Oh. And we would go.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: We'd have to walk up, you know, where we live.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: There's hills. There's long driveways. And my friend Liz, she's
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: a little go-getter too, so she would go and rock
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: up there. One day, I just remember, she was like
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: running down, screaming, and there's like a, Two giant dogs
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: chasing after her. And then pumpkins rolling after her. And
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: she's like, ah! And then my dad's like, oh, Jesus.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: And then we caught these two kids were like, oh,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: these are fun. Let's go around the neighborhood and throw
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: them and break them.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, smash the pumpkin.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: My dad, these kids couldn't have been older than 10.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: He drove up in the truck as we're bouncing around
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: on top of the pumpkins. And he's like, and he
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: just grabbed them.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: Like, again!
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: No, none of this is.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Grabbed him and was like, listen to me, you little shit. Yeah.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: You know, and like, I was like, oh, fuck. He
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: did that at Magic Mountain, too. These kids jumped in
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: front of the line and pulled them from their collar.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: And was like, get in the back of the line,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you little shit. Like, I can't believe. Yeah.
• 54:05
  Speaker 3: I mean, these days, like, you can't even walk up
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: to anyone's house anymore and put something on there. They'd
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: shoot you if you walked out. You know, it's like
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: a whole different world.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: God, I know.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: Even like selling door-to-door. Kids used to be able to
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: go sell door-to-door. Magazines and chocolates.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Can't do that anymore. Well, I'm glad people realized that
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: was weird.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I know it is weird. I used to, you know,
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Newsday was.
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, isn't Girl Scout cookies coming around?
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're around. You know what? I got a box
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: the other day. What flavor? My daughter's school.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: What flavor?
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: S'mores. I got to tell you, I've never been a fan.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: I always think they're a little hyped up. There are
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: better cookies on the market. Like back in the time
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: when they first came out.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I know, but you're supporting the Girl Scouts.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, great. That's why I did it. But I always
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: thought they were only six bucks a box. I didn't
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: think it was too bad. I was like, oh, that's
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: not so bad.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's a lot now.
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't think it was so bad.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Well, they went up. They used to be five a
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: box because I remember you could get four boxes for 20.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: So they went up.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Rightfully so. Everything's going up. Yeah. But- Of course, mint,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: the mint ones. I will do it. But now it's
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: so easy because it's still on the parent. Because the
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: parents will like, they always knew that I didn't have
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: girls and Girl Scouts. So you hit up those parents
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: or boy moms. And you're like, hey, what do you want?
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: And then you just go to the people's house you know.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: And you have your little girl. And you get to
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: see the little girl. I don't want to see the mom.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Put the kid in the outfit. At least have her
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: knock on my door so I can get the cuteness
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: from buying four boxes.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Now they just go out in front of a store.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: They go in front of the pot places, the weed stores.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Good. It's great. Yeah, why not? I always felt like
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: the Cub Scouts and the Boy Scouts, whatever they're doing,
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: you know, we all found out what they were doing.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: And I felt like they were sitting back like they
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: never– They never looked at the Girl Scouts and goes,
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: we got to get something over here. Like, they're killing
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: it with these cookies.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Like, why don't we sell beef jerky, something manly.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Like, beef jerky or something.
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: Well, now because of the Boy Scouts.
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: They said. They're whittling sticks in the woods.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Well, now girls can be Boy Scouts.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, good.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: But then they're still.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: But the Boy Scouts is gone, isn't it? No.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: But girls can be Boy Scouts.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Good.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Have a couple of girls in there. Keep an eye
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: on things.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Well, they make sure my sons were in the Boy Scouts.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: So there's a whole thing you do. You can never.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: They get the Boy Scouts or Cub Scouts. Did your
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: boys get into.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Cub, and then you become a boy.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: I know, so they went through.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then come fifth grade, then it was just
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: like too much work, and Peter and I bailed.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I never made it. I feel kind of bad.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: My two younger brothers, my two older brothers did.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I would go do the camping thing, and then, like,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: there was this one... There was this one thing where
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: we went to that museum where the dinosaurs are.
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: Museum of Natural History?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes. And I thought it sounded so fun, and
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: it was um, spend the night, um, in the.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: In the natural, like night at the museum.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: So I brought, and I brought my other kids too.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I brought McKenzie, Drake and Brandon. And of course, Peter
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: was fucking smart. And he's such a prima donna. He's like,
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: I am not doing that. I'm like, well, I'm doing it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: If I want, we can not drink Santa, but I'm
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: going to be the fabulous mother.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Sleep on a hard floor with the kids.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Go all the way to LA, down to LA. We
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: do the kind of the fun tour, the eating, um,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: And now it's time to set up the beds. Well,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: I was smart enough to have never brought in the bedding.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: It was in the car. So I'm like, OK, guys,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: let's go get our bedding. And then we got in
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: the car and I go, you know what? Would you
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: guys just want to get ice cream on the way
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: home and just go sleep in our own beds? And
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: they're like, OK. They were always if I could always
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: get them to do what I wanted them to do.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: They were never like, no, mom, you promise.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: I heard. It was the worst night ever because all
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: the dads were snoring with those high ceilings, those acoustical ceilings.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: It was just like the snoring going.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Back and forth. Sounded like dinosaurs had come back to life. Oh,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: my God. What a nightmare. Yeah. This is the shit
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: I have to be doing soon. You know, all these
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: things you went through. I'm just starting.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: I feel like the new millennial parents.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Which you are not one. But the millennial parents.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You're an ex.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: I'm an ex. Okay, whatever I am.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: But. The millennial parents are kind of smarter about a
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: lot of things that I've noticed it since I've gone
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: back to my school. Like they're more logical. They're not sentimental.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: They're like, so I feel like they're not going to
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: be doing all the dumb shit that we did, the
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: bake sales and all. They're going to make it that
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: as long as the kid learns some responsibility, but it
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: shouldn't land on the parent and it shouldn't be a
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: waste of people's time and money to make $ 12 profit.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: It's just not worth it.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: The bake sale at my daughter's school is so funny
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: because they have one and then the I see the
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: car line dropping the kids off. And I'm like, why
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: are we selling brownies for a dollar? This guy's driving
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: a $ 200, 000 car. Can't he just give you whatever you
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: need to build some dumb shit?
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Drake, when he started at Calabasas.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, we made him ride his bike to Calabasas.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Pretty far.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: That is.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: And he then, his freshman year, realized that the vending
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: machines did not have... the spicy hot chips. So he
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: went and he copied.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: Campaigned for?
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: No, he copied somebody else. Somebody else was already selling
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: shit out of his bag.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: You know. So he went to Costco and he did that.
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: Got hot Cheetos?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: And then those kids came and tried to like start
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: shit with him. And, um, but no, he was making
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: a lot of money.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: And then the school said, okay, now nobody, because the
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: vending machine people were like, what the fuck is going on?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: No one's buying our vending machine food. And they're like,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: because we have all these kids that are selling hot
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Cheetos for like less, like it was like one 50
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: at the thing. He was selling it for a dollar. And, um,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: so yeah. So whatever you can do.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: School president for his, his campaign strict campaign strictly on
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: more peanut butter on the, peanut butter and jelly sandwich
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: is not enough peanut butter. And the whole school agreed
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: and he won. Now he's president of the school.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I remember I was just trying to run for treasurer
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: and I said, the toilet paper has to be more plot,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: more plot, whatever. Sure.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: But anyway, I, I didn't realize back then everyone hated
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: me then too. And I didn't win. Um, Khloe Kardashian, um,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: got in trouble for face tuning her cat.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: She faced tuned herself and her cat. I don't know
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: if it was on purpose. I'm thinking it was by mistake.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: But that's the real cat at the bottom and the
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Facetune is the top one?
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: No, I think both are Facetuned.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was going to say, they look the same.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I mean, don't, it doesn't, if you're Facetuning yourself.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: Doesn't Facetune, so I don't even know all the different apps,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: but I just thought that was kind of funny. How
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: do you feel about this excessive, like these, okay, this wedding,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I came across this video and the girl comes out, ding, ding, ding, ding,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: the Beyonce song and she's got four of her friends,
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they had to get out of
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: their bridesmaid's dress, they have to wear the single lady's outfit.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: This has been going on for quite some time now,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: the choreographed.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: And the guy sits there and is, you know, she dances.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: And, I mean, just when you start to watch it,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: because it's pretty entertaining, by the fourth song of the medley,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: you're like, we got it. And then I'm always just like, what,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: first of all, already I can't believe what brides do
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: as far as these extravagant trips and all these things
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: that the bridesmaids have to do. But then to be like, okay,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: and you guys have to commit to like dancing, learning
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: routine and the guys too. And it's all because they
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: want this, they want to get I guess a couple
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: hundred people, a couple hundred thousand followers.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: That's the hope, I think. That's the hope, but what
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: do you do.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: With that then?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: We're going to follow you and then we're going to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: see you in your boring ass house and you're going
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: to lose those followers. It's not going to be a
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: career because you did a dance at your wedding.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: But you have to go to rehearsals and stuff. Can
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: you imagine having to go to rehearsals at your friend's
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: house for the wedding? What am I doing?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: We bitched about each other if someone was late to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the one shower you were expected to attend, let alone
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: you have to now go to numerous... Um, dance rehearsals.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: I have to go to a wedding on Saturday. I'm
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: going to a wedding on Saturday. I thought I was
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: done with weddings, but I got a friend.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: Who is this?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: An older friend of mine. He's been a friend for years.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: First marriage or second?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: Third?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: I think it's probably. Fourth? It could be the fourth, but.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: I believe it is.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: That's hot.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Uh, he's not even 60 yet. Yeah.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: And.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: So he asked me to say, he said, can you speak?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: He doesn't have any family. I think I'm just.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: They're all dead?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all dead. They are. They're all dead. And
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, me and my brother. And my brother, the
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: only reason he didn't ask my brother is because my
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 3: brother doesn't know how a microphone works. He's an idiot.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: And so he's like, well, I guess Chris can speak.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: You know, I'll let him do it. And he asked
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: me if I would speak on Saturday. And I was like,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: I don't. Like, I don't know. Like, you can't do
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: the roasty thing. Yeah, yeah. You do it for two
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: 22-year-olds that are getting married.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 3: You know, so I don't know. I'm just going to be.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: Just to. Good luck to you both, you know? Two
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: 58-year-old people getting married.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I can't believe that when you asked me to
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: officiate your wedding, I thought that I would be besieged
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: with offers after.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. You did a great job.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Still the only time I've ever done it.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Good. Well, you don't want to be.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: No, you know what?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: It was so stressful to me.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I loved it.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: But it was so stressful because, you know, I've been
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: accused in my life. Making it about me.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: No. Yes. No. Yes. I will not stand here and
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: listen to this.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: So I think that's a really hard thing to do.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: But I've said this before. I do think if you're
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: not religious or you don't have a special pastor in
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: your life, it is great if you can find someone
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: that knows you.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. To marry you. Yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: But I love doing it.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: It was fun.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I loved it. It was so fun. But I definitely think,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I definitely, yeah, that's the other thing people do, the speeches,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: to have it go viral. This one girl, I just
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: saw another one where she gets up and she's like,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: she's young, but she did it to Ice Ice Baby.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: The speech?
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh. And the groom and the best man are like,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: she's like, hey, stop. Everybody, now I'm like, this is
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: so bad. When I was in my sorority at Gamma
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Phi Beta at USC, we had to do sketches.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: We did it. we did a sketch and a rhyme
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: to that because it's very easy to change the words to.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: So anyway, it wasn't getting a lot of love anyway,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: but I just am like, Oh my God, just have
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: a good time.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: Can I, can I, can I bring out, I brought
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: some props with me, but this was, it's actually has
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: to do with a wedding.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: If you don't mind, please.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: Uh, I don't know what to wear. Honestly, I don't
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: know what to wear to the wedding because it's, it's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: a wedding of two 50 late 50 year old people.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: It's in like a restaurant down in like orange County and,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's anything– like I don't think it's
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: even suity. But I can't wear jeans.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: Of course.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I have a suit.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: I already know what I think you should wear. But
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: tell me what your thoughts are. What am I deciding between?
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: So the other day I was like– now let me
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: tell you my problem with suits. I have a suit
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: that I think would work.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: But now the last couple of years I bought suits
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: for different things that I've had to go to.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: And then what will happen is you'll spend $ 700, $ 800
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: on a suit.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: What about your wedding suit? It looks so nice. You
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: don't want to wear that one again.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: No, but it's like the cut is different. It was
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: six years ago. It's pretty fancy, that brown suit. I know,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: but it's already kind of gone. All right. I don't
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: think I have it anymore. Anyway, so I go, I
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: don't want to buy another suit that I'm going to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: wear once and then five years later. Okay. So then
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I have these slim fit pants. And I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: saw a guy wearing these type of shoes that I'm
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: about to show you. Okay. And I went and bought,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: I saw them, I was performing the other night in Ontario.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: And I got there early.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: You went to the Ontario Mall.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: Improv in Ontario Mills. And next to the improv is
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: like a Nordstrom rack. Nice. Had to kill some time.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: And I don't have time. It's a Saturday, the wedding.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: So I bought the shoes that I think are going
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: to work. Okay. For my look that I want. I'm
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: now going to show you the shoes. Okay. I'm wearing
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: them regardless of what you say or not. Okay.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: Are you ready? I'm scared. I'm scared. Remember when you
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: first cut your hair really short? That still is a memory.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: Just skip history.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I don't want this to be. Okay.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: Wait.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: Okay. Is there a camera?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: There you go. Now, A, I'm going to ask you
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: if you're honest opinion. Okay. First of all, I know
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: they look cheap. They look cheap, right? They're not like
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: the Gucci one or whatever. Oh, I don't know about
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: the Gucci. They're Steve Madden's, you know. 60 bucks out
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: the door.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: Um, okay.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: What's that white shit on it?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's from something in the bag. Okay. Too,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: too chunky. Do I look a little like Alicia Silverstone
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: and Clueless? I think she wore the same.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I was talking about how I've been obsessed with watching
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: old millionaire matchmakers on Netflix because it's from 2011. The styles,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: the thin lips, the not like everything about it is her.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: And her two sidekicks are what I like to call punkers.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: They'd be called emo today.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: And if those were bigger bottoms.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I was going, bigger bottom, like the Doc
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: Martin bottom.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I think they're fine.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: It's a big bottom.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I honestly think they're fine.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, good. I think they're probably going to be really comfortable. Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: And they're going to, not that you need to be
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: any taller, but they're going to not hurt you in
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the height department.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: And I don't think they're overly ridiculous. Are they super comfortable?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: They seem like they do.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: They're fine. I mean, you know, just for the day.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to wear them everywhere. I think I'm
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: good with it. Okay. Thank you. That makes me feel good.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: And then what?
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: A black suit? Kind of like a gray suit.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: Very slim-fitting gray suit.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: A tie or no tie?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: No tie.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to say.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: No tie.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I would do crisp white shirt.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: That's what I got. Suit.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: No tie. Belt or no belt?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Of course belt.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Love.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: Black belt with these. Great.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: Okay. So I can do it?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: Done.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: You can do it.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: Thank you. Next thing?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: One more? A hot iron for your hair.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: The last time I was here, I mentioned a- Oh, yes.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: My God. It's Is this Juicy Scoop or Juicy Fashion?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: The last time I was here, I said I was
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: in Vegas.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: And I said I had been there for a week.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: I was performing for a week in Vegas. And I
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: said that, you know, you get suck on crazy after
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: you're there for a week.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: And I said I bought myself a pork pie hat. Oh, yes.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: A lot of people were like, what is that? What
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: is that? Some people said they knew. Some people said
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: they didn't. And they said I need to see the hat. Okay.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: And I believe that I could pull this off. So
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: here goes. This is what it is. I bought it.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: I own this now.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if I'm, here you go. Can
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: I be this guy?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Chris.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: You went from a good looking former model turned comedian.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Okay. Now, wait a minute. Hold on.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: Dork. Okay.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Dorky geek.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Wait. What about now?
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Still no?
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: It's horrific.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: It doesn't go together.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: It ruins it.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: My wife said the same thing. She's mortified. It's awful.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 3: Absolutely mortified.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Now, take off the hat and keep the glasses on.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Okay. Hot.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: Hot.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: Wet. Yeah. Cute. I'm done.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: Listen, it was only like 30 bucks. I didn't kill
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: myself over it. So no, no, no. One more time. It's, it's,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: it's like, what about at the beach? You know, like
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: I'm at a beach bar. Hey, what's up?
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: You're telling me you're going to choose that over like
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: a really cool, just like worn out baseball hat. No, no, no.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: I'm saying I could throw a different thing.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying a baseball hat with cool glasses.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: That too.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: In your style.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: This is just one look.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Listen, let me tell you something.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: It's taken me a long time in my life to
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: figure out what works for me.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I don't care what comes into fashion or not.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Gotcha.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: T-length. I will never wear a T-length dress. Do you
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: know what that is?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: That is a dress. And instead of being long or short,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: it comes right here.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: So all you see are tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: ankles squirting out the bottoms. Awful look. It'll never happen.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: It'll never work for me.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: This is the T-length of this.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Yes. Never going to work for me.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: Fair enough. Thank you.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I will never do a low back deal.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Because I don't have a great back.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I don't have a great butt.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Use what you got. That, I don't know who that
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: looks good on. That was so much worse than I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: ever thought.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Like Bruce Willis or something. Didn't he used to, you.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Know, hey.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's, no.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: No and no.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: I thought it would just be fun.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Chris, we have more stuff to discuss.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Okay, gotcha.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I'm going to milk out my Chris and use him
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: on Tuesday's show. But before we go, could you please
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: tell everybody where they can see you live?
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Well, next weekend I'll be in Philadelphia. I'll be Philadelphia.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: I'm coming to Philadelphia. The Punchline of Philadelphia, February 29th
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: and March 1st and 2nd. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in Philadelphia.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: And then Sunday night in the DC Improv. One night only.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: Sunday night, March 3rd. New York's Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: March 22nd. Auburn Theater in upstate Auburn, New York.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: That sounds classy.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: A little theater that's going to be real cute. Going
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: to be there. That's the 23rd of March. And then
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: so many. Frangiole.fun has everything. I'm coming back to Tampa
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Side Splitters. That's fun. Improv in Dania Beach down there
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: in Florida. Oh, loving it.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: All of it.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: All coming up. Frangiole.fun has everything.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you. And I, of course, HeatherMcDonald.net. I have dates.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to Palm Beach. The weekend of Easter, April
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: 5th or 6th and 7th. Details to come on that.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: But I'm also Thousand Oaks sold out. What else do
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: I have? I have Scottsdale Friday, May 4th. And then
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: I also have Temecula June 1. Everything is at Heather McDonald. Oh,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Denver Comedy Works. I'm doing that like the 16th and
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: the 17th. Nice. In May. May 16th, 17th. Comedy Works South. Yes,
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: the classy, the class.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: The good one.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Anyway, HeatherMcDonald.net. Also, Cover to Cover is every Tuesday and
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Thursday as well.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: Cover to Cover is my podcast. Come on and have
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: some fun over there. Have some fun. And then friendjola.fun
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: has all my ticket links.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: But go see him live. Everyone says that you have
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: never been funnier.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. We're having a lot of fun out here.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: And then we're going to have more with you on Tuesday.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: So get ready for the best time of your life.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 3: Love it.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Enjoy your days.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: I can't believe it.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 2: I can't. Seriously.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 4: Seriously.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: So, let me get this right, Doc.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: You're telling me that I can have a consultation in
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: Belfast for my new knee next Friday, a week from now?
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, Frank.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: And my VHI covers me?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: I can book you in now. Grand.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: I'll tell my pal Dermot because his dad has been
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: on a waiting list in Dublin for months.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Got private medical insurance?
• 1:12:54
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• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Some things are worth talking about.