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Philly Guys | Son of a Boy Dad #244 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Hey what's going on there? Pal? We saw you the
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  Speaker 5: hockey game Mark, So I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 5: I got a drink named after me, A big dude,
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  Speaker 5: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 2: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 4: It's October twenty first.
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  Speaker 5: Happy birthday to my sister.
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  Speaker 4: Happy birthday to her own sister.
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  Speaker 1: Woman who taught me to dunk, A woman who taught
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  Speaker 1: him to dunk. She had me playing about the room
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  Speaker 1: at a young age. Yeah, one leg in two damn. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's impressive, springy as hell. She got me right.
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  Speaker 4: You were you dunking on the seven foot I was dunking.
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  Speaker 1: On seven foot dudes. I was dunking on seven footers.
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  Speaker 8: Classic classic Sudan Knese bros too. Yeah, like bowl bowl
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  Speaker 8: bowls and cups and cucks and bulls. There was a
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  Speaker 8: you know, there's a French restaurant.
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  Speaker 5: Called bowl Bowl is there now?
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  Speaker 1: And there's also a basketball player named bull Bowl. I
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  Speaker 1: knowing to share that information with until right now? Bull
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  Speaker 1: Bowl bol bol Yeah, I see Bowl. No, that would
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  Speaker 1: be crazy bull Bowl. That would barely make any sense.
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  Speaker 1: It would be a good name, though, bul Bul is
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  Speaker 1: better than minute Bowl.
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  Speaker 5: Truth.
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  Speaker 1: Bull Bowl was fucking incredible. Any Sudanese as well. I
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  Speaker 1: never see you with any Sudanese dudes.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't rock with any Sudanese guys. And it's like,
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  Speaker 4: why a personal preference?
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  Speaker 5: There were many Sudanese where I grew up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, in Maine, I'm not even kidding.
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  Speaker 5: No, they emigrated as an entire village came from Sudan
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  Speaker 5: from Sudan, and initially they landed in Atlanta, but the elders,
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  Speaker 5: I guess, realized that all the kids were getting caught
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  Speaker 5: up in bad stuff. Yeah, and so they moved them
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  Speaker 5: and the entire community came to Maine.
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  Speaker 4: And well, people don't know that, uh Gucci Maine is
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  Speaker 4: actually uh Sudanese. No, yeah, no, he came across with
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  Speaker 4: the village and then he stayed.
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  Speaker 5: They left him.
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  Speaker 4: It was like a home alone situation where they forgot
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  Speaker 4: about him, and then he took over the Atlanta trap scene.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am remembering that now.
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  Speaker 5: The it's it's you know, you know there, I guess
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  Speaker 5: the I want to say, it's not Sudanese. There's another
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  Speaker 5: major uh pocket of African immigrants in Minneapolis. Really, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: where are they from? It's Somali. There's a lot of
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  Speaker 5: Somali immigrants in Maine as well. Really in Sudanese.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a big population in Idaho as well. I
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  Speaker 1: think that when a lot of them legally immigrant, they're like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can come here, but we're going to put you
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  Speaker 1: in a place cold places. Yeah, cold, and they might
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  Speaker 1: not like I.
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  Speaker 5: Always wondered why they.
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  Speaker 4: Idaho has like a huge white supremacist population.
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  Speaker 1: And then in the Sudanese, it's like the French Revolution
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  Speaker 1: up there.
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  Speaker 5: They're just eating their cattle. They're eating the cows. It's
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  Speaker 5: a normal to eat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely brutal. I don't think that Gucci made
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  Speaker 1: his Suitanese though.
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  Speaker 5: Bro, he's definitely not. Bros. Have a look.
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  Speaker 4: I saw Gucci cheese from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 5: Bro game and he was wearing more jewelry that had
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  Speaker 5: more diamonds on it than anything I've ever seen. It
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  Speaker 5: was genuinely awesome. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He was its skinny, fucking cool, skinnier fat, uh skinny. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so he's just prison Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Nice? It Wascci, was it? No? It might not have
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  Speaker 5: been the NBA Final. I don't know if it was.
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  Speaker 5: But he had a bracelet on that was like a
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  Speaker 5: cuff and it was filled with diamonds all the way
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  Speaker 5: Canary yellow or the pink light cotton candy, I would say, regular,
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  Speaker 5: sparkle white clear. Yep.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a big Gucci Man fan. I like him a lot,
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  Speaker 4: you know, very nice. My name is Gucci Man. Not
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  Speaker 4: addicted to everything? Yes, cash Money, etcetera and mephazine, I'll
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  Speaker 4: have you heard Christmas songs? Have you ever heard Gucci
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  Speaker 4: Man's Christmas song?
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  Speaker 5: This Christmas album? Now you know that one? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: And then I was asking if you've heard his Christmas album.
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  Speaker 5: I don't. I'm not a season.
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  Speaker 4: Trapping through the snow. Yeah, East Atlanta, Santa. He says
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  Speaker 4: like it is a classic extended clipping in a k.
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  Speaker 4: It's a good song.
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  Speaker 5: It's it's an album for just a song.
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  Speaker 4: Album, full album.
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  Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, that's sick. What a legend. He killed someone?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're just dry snitching now. They killed a
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  Speaker 1: hook dry snitching right now.
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  Speaker 4: Look, I like Gucci, but he has to be held account. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: this man's defense.
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  Speaker 5: We we had Walle performing at our senior cla what
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It was like spring fling thing, and
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  Speaker 5: someone went and held up a free Gucci made.
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  Speaker 4: Poster Yeah tilts backwards, and Walle.
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  Speaker 5: Uh pointed it out and said, yeah, that's right, free
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  Speaker 5: Gucci made Wow for Walle. Were they friends, I would
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  Speaker 5: have pointed down and said let him rot friends. I
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  Speaker 5: don't think I have no ideas from d c oh god.
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  Speaker 1: No, he still got his Nikey boots.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, always really cool. I had I went
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  Speaker 5: and had a drink with him that week it was
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  Speaker 5: his birthday.
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  Speaker 4: You were in college. You went and had a drink
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  Speaker 4: with walle There's no way this is true. You like,
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  Speaker 4: how did you you went and had a drink?
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  Speaker 5: Or his show the next night, which was that House
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  Speaker 5: of Blues and Chitty Bang performed. They're pretty much amazing.
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  Speaker 5: But apparently we don't like Chitty Bang at Barstool Why.
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  Speaker 5: I think he canceled a gig and left us out
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  Speaker 5: to dry. This is many years ago. Dave has a
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  Speaker 5: vendetta against Chitty Bang.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy that that Barstoo wouln't have any opinion on Chitty
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  Speaker 4: Bang at all.
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  Speaker 5: Has Chitty Bang continue to be relevant?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 1: I think Chitty is doing his own stuff and uh no,
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  Speaker 1: it's like Noah Breakfast.
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  Speaker 5: That was the dude's real names in the city.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Dave really hates Easy or no Easy. Dave has
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  Speaker 4: a burning passion towards g Easy. That makes a lot
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  Speaker 4: of sense that Chitty Bang doesn't make sense at all.
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  Speaker 1: They had like fucking Who's them on a blackout tour
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  Speaker 1: Sammy Adams. They had Sammy Adams coming out.
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  Speaker 5: This is Age of White Rappers twenty eleven. Yeah, And
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  Speaker 5: I was in school and walle A came to school
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  Speaker 5: to do that show to learn. He was the middle act.
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  Speaker 5: Sarah Barrellis opened What the Fuck? Walle middled and Kid
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  Speaker 5: Cutty was the headliner. Damn, it was fucking that's a
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  Speaker 5: good lineup. Awesome. Kid Cutty had just put out Uh,
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  Speaker 5: the Man on the Moon, So I mean it was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: Did I don't know? But I remember I went behind
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  Speaker 5: the stage because it was outside, and I knew at
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  Speaker 5: before he finished his last song, because I thought maybe
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  Speaker 5: I could say hi to Kid cutting And he got
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  Speaker 5: off stage and he was with a bunch of the
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  Speaker 5: guys that were on the stage with him, like a
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  Speaker 5: couple of his buddies, and they were walking off and
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  Speaker 5: they had a big tour bus waiting and there were
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  Speaker 5: like five kids, kids waiting for autographs, and they were like,
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  Speaker 5: Kit Cutty, Kit Cutti, could you sign our thing? And
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  Speaker 5: he goes, no, no, no, he goes, I'm just kidding, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then he went over to them and signed It was
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  Speaker 1: about to get muddy, last budd It was.
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  Speaker 5: Cool and he was laughing about it, so he seemed cool.
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  Speaker 5: But then the next night we went to House of
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  Speaker 5: Blues and my friend was an ambassador for Red Bull.
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  Speaker 4: I was literally going to say red Bull correct, because
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  Speaker 4: that's why are all why are there so many college
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  Speaker 4: kids who are And we had people at my college
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  Speaker 4: that were ambassadors for Red Bull.
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  Speaker 5: He was a campus ambassador for Red Bull and somehow
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  Speaker 5: through that he had been nominated to be there, like
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  Speaker 5: driver for walle Did he drive him in the Red
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  Speaker 5: Bull car? No?
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  Speaker 2: No, no no?
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  Speaker 5: And the girls yeah, and they always just give out
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  Speaker 5: for here grab a bull. Yeah. So uh, just let
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  Speaker 5: me get through this. I'm almost done, I promise you.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm enjoying the store.
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  Speaker 5: I can rip it up, I promise you as long
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  Speaker 5: as you want. We went to House Blues the next stretch.
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  Speaker 4: The story out for the next hour and a half. Please.
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  Speaker 5: I had bought a flat brim hat at Bodega, which
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  Speaker 5: was the cool sneaker store in Boston that had the
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  Speaker 5: sliding the slid machine dorm and it was a Georgetown
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  Speaker 5: Bulldog's hat. It was one of those Mitchell and Ness hats.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, I went through a period where I thought, you know,
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  Speaker 5: everybody did. Maybe I had some some hints of black culture,
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  Speaker 5: and within me deep everybody did. And I went to
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  Speaker 5: the House of Blues and I was wearing that Georgetown
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  Speaker 5: hat because I knew that Walle was from d C.
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  Speaker 5: So I was trying to create some sort of I
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  Speaker 5: don't know way in fraternity. But I was also with
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  Speaker 5: my buddy who was driving them around. So after the show,
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  Speaker 5: he got me a backstage pass, and it was Walley's birthday,
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  Speaker 5: and I was drinking hard, yeah, hard vodka. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know what I was drinking. I think I was drinking
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  Speaker 5: transfusion with like maybe like a jungle juice derivative dam
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  Speaker 5: really not well good. And all of a sudden, I
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  Speaker 5: found myself on a couch in the House of Blues,
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  Speaker 5: that same place where we all congregated prior to the
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  Speaker 5: Barstool Awards. Uh right, before SaaS went on, correct, before
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  Speaker 5: I went on, did Sassa's joke, which was joke of
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  Speaker 5: the Night of the Night, and David gave me credit
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  Speaker 5: for it, and Tommy corrected him and reminded him that
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  Speaker 5: it was actually Sassine the joke.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy, Tommy, that's so fucked that he did that, But
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  Speaker 1: also that was mean thing to say about Smitty.
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  Speaker 5: Which I did not support. Dude, that was a great joke.
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  Speaker 5: You're bullying Smitty was phenomenal. That was a great and
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  Speaker 5: I gave you credit for it.
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  Speaker 4: Stated Yeah, but I guess Dave didn't hear because he
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  Speaker 4: was still laughing too hard.
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  Speaker 5: He just misremembered and was like, that was a great
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  Speaker 5: joke by Francis and then historian Tommy. No, No, that
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  Speaker 5: was a sad, sassage joke.
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  Speaker 4: Who was definitely slashed from the lineup last second.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't even say last minute. I've never been at
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  Speaker 5: the venue. And then they go, you're not going up
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  Speaker 5: by the way, I was there, super mom.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you were ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: Nah Latman Blatman was like, sorry, bro, fucking asshole, shout out,
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  Speaker 4: shout out, Blatman.
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  Speaker 5: The joke made the show and you got credit. I
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  Speaker 5: would have bombed anyway. No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I think I was. I think I was.
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  Speaker 5: I was really nervous, and then I would have bombed.
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  Speaker 1: Dave has no idea that people don't write all of
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  Speaker 1: the material that comes out of everybody's mouth. He thinks
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  Speaker 1: that like uh, Conan O'Brien is writing all his own jokes,
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  Speaker 1: like the presidency, like sits down with the president, sys
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  Speaker 1: down with a pen before he goes out for a
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  Speaker 1: spach What should I say today?
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  Speaker 4: That's what I used to think stand up was. I
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  Speaker 4: used think stand up was just you would just go
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  Speaker 4: out and be like, let's hope for the best, right,
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  Speaker 4: Like I thought that like Louis c k was just
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: showing up to a theater and they're like, let's just
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  Speaker 4: film this one, see what happens, and.
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  Speaker 5: Then tomorrow night it'll be different. We'll pick the best.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we'll see what I feel like talking about
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  Speaker 4: that day.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Yeah, Dave gave great credit to Francis. You
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  Speaker 1: killed at that night.
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  Speaker 5: I remember the time that I learned that it wasn't
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  Speaker 5: that yeah, And it was because Seinfeld was talking about
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  Speaker 5: a Heckler who Seinfeld was out doing a show and
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: he did a joke and someone yelled out heard it before,
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  Speaker 5: and Seinfeld said it was like the worst thing he
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  Speaker 5: could have heard.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the Seinfeld would be like, this is what
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  Speaker 1: we do, this is what comedy is.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you know that I don't think was really like
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  Speaker 4: and that's more like Tony Hingecliffe that more that like
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  Speaker 4: attitude about comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I think the Seinfeld would definitely have it. Tony would
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  Speaker 1: just pair it with a dude in a wheelchair perhaps.
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  Speaker 1: So what happened there? You're at the Georgetown, You're the
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  Speaker 1: Georgetown Hat.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, so we're at the House of Blues. We're
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  Speaker 5: at the that in that room that has all those
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  Speaker 5: couches and kind of like oriental feel, and I'm sitting
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  Speaker 5: there and all of a sudden I realized that I'm
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  Speaker 5: sitting next to wal A and I'm wearing the hat,
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  Speaker 5: and we started talking, and U you know, I was like,
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  Speaker 5: I started advising him on his career.
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  Speaker 4: Look at it, Look look where he ended up.
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  Speaker 5: And then an album that had Seinfeld heavily featured on it.
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  Speaker 5: Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: On Drugs? That song was about nothing.
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  Speaker 4: Seinfeld bars on it.
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  Speaker 5: He does a lot of the like intros and they're talking,
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, it's actually really interesting. Did you hear that?
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  Speaker 5: It's a good album. Seinfeld describes relationships being this roller
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  Speaker 5: coaster and you get to the top, and I don't know, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that it's cool, and so he didn't
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  Speaker 1: have that idea until Francis was like, I'm actually into
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  Speaker 1: stand up comic.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you should try to incorporate that. I told him.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, you got to do another song with
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  Speaker 5: a big feature like Lady Gaga because they had just
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  Speaker 5: done that her face ore Pace remix or whatever. And
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  Speaker 5: I remember while he goes, man, do you know how
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  Speaker 5: much I had to pay her to be on that song?
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, man, what a bitch? Yeah, Lady
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  Speaker 5: Gaga is uh.
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  Speaker 1: That's so funny to go to an artist and be like,
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  Speaker 1: you should try working with the biggest people in the industry.
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  Speaker 5: But dude, then.
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  Speaker 4: About doing a song with Justin Bieber or like jay
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  Speaker 4: Z or something.
• 17:27
  Speaker 5: He's like, I was so out of my element. I
• 17:31
  Speaker 5: was such a bad fucking presence that night, just being
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: the drunk guy being like you should do another song.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: That's right, you're going to really get ahead. And then
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: I ended up in their van with them WHOA going
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: back to their hotel room, and Chitty Bang was in.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: You gotta do There's gotta be more of an explanation.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: You can't just say somehow, and his.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Group was you know, seven people, eight people, and somehow
• 18:07
  Speaker 5: I went with them. By this point, they're like, you
• 18:10
  Speaker 5: look strong, Help me carry this palette of loop. He
• 18:14
  Speaker 5: grabs like some baby oil out of the back pocket
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: and gives it like a light toss to.
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Come with the come with us on the van.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: Mean, I think I got the van first and went
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: all the way in the back and then slouched down.
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Wouldn't even see that this is.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: A plot twist. You didn't tell us that you were fucking.
• 18:37
  Speaker 5: The well I was in escaping from Auschwitz. And then
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: we get out of the van and we're like in
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: the lobby of the hotel, are about to walk into
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: their hotel, and someone went, boy, I wish we had
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: some weed right now, And I go, I've got weed,
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: and they go, you've got weed, And I go, well,
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: I can get some weed here in like a little bit.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: And one of their guys went, there's a big difference
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: between you having weed and you being able to get weed.
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: You with the Matthew McConaughey, and then a lot cooler
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: if you did.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: And then I frantically texted what few and very non
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: reliable weed dealers I knew in the Boston area. Nobody responded.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: It was late, and so they just wouldn't even let
• 19:32
  Speaker 5: me come up to the hangout. Oh and then I
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: took a cab back to Boston and I to Cambridge,
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: and I got out of the cab and I threw
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: up on the street.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: This is an amazing story.
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: And then I went to bed. That's crazy that they
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: didn't let you go. They didn't let you up into
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: the hotel cave to be there. You came all the
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: way there. But I had nothing to add. I wasn't
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: part of the group. I was an imposter. Don't see.
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: They could have told you that, like maybe a couple
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: of miles before you got to the hotel, be like, hey,
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: by the way, you're not coming into the hotel.
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I think they he knew that I was even in
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: the fucking van bro who said that, What the fuck?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: I will never forget this guy just immediately saying, there's
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: a big difference between you having weed and you thinking
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: you can get weed.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: You were just trying your best to uh he called
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: to the group, Yeah, were you the only white dude?
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: There was that guy who said that to me was
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: also white, but he was wearing.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: He was you should have been like, dude, what we're
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: supposed to be sticking together right now?
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: What the's engineer?
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: He was his like sound mixer.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: He well, he's probably like I'm the.
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Only way it was Rick Rubin, Yeah, place.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: And then Sarah Burrellis was like, there's a big difference
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: between having.
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever told a single person that story.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: It's a great story.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Good night.
• 20:50
  Speaker 5: After someone's like how is your night?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, wipe and throw up from your mouth, fucking
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: throwing your flat brim to the fucking side.
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: I had so much respect for our campus that I
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: was ready to throw up, and I bent down on
• 21:03
  Speaker 5: my hands and knees and threw up into a storm
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: grate damn so that it would wash off the street
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: and into.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Will make it easier on the janitors here.
• 21:15
  Speaker 5: They could be.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Physics decisions that they have to.
• 21:23
  Speaker 5: Take over here turning my head into the storm grade.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: This has been a great episode, and we should start
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: warming up for every podcast we do. I know what
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I'm saying.
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: This has been good.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: That story is hilarious. I just it's such like a
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: vulnerable story because uh, doing like being like trying to
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: be cool in front of a wrapper is such like
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a funny want for someone, and it's obviously a want
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that anyone would have, but it's like, how are you
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: gonna go about doing that, especially if you're like coming
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: from Harvard at the House of Blues with the flat
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: brim Georgetown hat.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Right, every time, I was not. He was not that
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: well known yet. I don't think this was twenty eleven.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: He had done the song with Lady Gaga, but people
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: knew him yet. Yeah, wasn't the way that we know now. Well,
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: even now, he's kind of this artistic, yeah rapper, right,
• 22:25
  Speaker 5: a little bit more on the poet side.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm trying to see if I see if you
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: remember any of his songs.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: He had a ton Lotus flat with.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: Bomb ambition from that same miambition spell A W A
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: L E. I did two l's. Apparently he was a
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: really good athlete. Really, I think he played football and
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: had almost had some looks to be drafted. I remember
• 22:54
  Speaker 5: reading from his Wikipedia page once. That could be true.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: It sounds about right. His dream was to play for
• 22:59
  Speaker 5: the Redskins. He was a he grew up loving the Redskins. Well,
• 23:02
  Speaker 5: he just like a name.
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: While I was still doing well, He's got six million
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: monthly listeners. Lotus flower Bomb featuring Miguel has two hundred
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: million plays.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: But Miguel was on a fucking heater at that time.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Mcguil has.
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: There's a mac Miller song that's with Miguel, and he
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: ruins the song. Yeah, yeah, you talk that show because
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: the song is a banger. And then Miguel comes in.
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: He's like, what does he even say? I don't even
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: to the music takes over here, Yeah he has that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 5: Last been at the House of Blues for that show.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: He definitely was. He was in my circle, like an
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: adjacent circle friend of a friend, Tom Zola, who used
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: to be the music expert at barstool.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Really there's a music expert, but he had he had
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: takes like that. That's like Miguel sucks.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: He played baseball at Harvard, damn and he didn't go pro,
• 24:03
  Speaker 5: didn't get to the league. They do have a pretty
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: good pitcher in the league. Suitor, Oh really, Brent Suitor.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: He played for the Brewers.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: The only players I know in the MLB currently are
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Aaron Judge, Shoho Taani and that sto guys Harper.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: You know more you know like Kyle Schwarber. No you know,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: uh Verlander? No, yes you do, because they from the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Kate Upton fucking We're just lying.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Why would I lie about this? I don't know. I've
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: never understood why you lie about the things you do.
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: You told me you didn't know I had a sister.
• 24:39
  Speaker 5: That was a lie. It wasn't a lie, it was
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: a genuine I genuinely forgot that you had a sister.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: He genuinely cares so little about you that he doesn't internalize.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: When you say, that's not true at all. Francis and
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: I have very deep conversations on pretty much a nightly basis.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: We call each other on the go, sit down.
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: I do call him because we're and You're like, can
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: you believe we'render the same moon right now?
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: And I go, and I go, I can't take it anymore.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Francis, I call him, and I as a drinking I think,
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: what are the odds he's actually going to pick up?
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: And then I look at what time of day it is,
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: And that's how I determine whether I think I usually
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: pick up Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'll call you at
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: nine o'clock, right before a call of duty comes on.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Speaking of calle of duty, black Op six comes down
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: on Friday. That's why I brought it up. Bro and
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: I have no shows Friday and Saturday on purpose. Clear,
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: It's like, yep, how are you going to watch ball?
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Though it's when on Sunday?
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: No on Saturday? If this is a dumb question for me, Saturday,
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: I'm going to watch ball?
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Oh college ball?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: Bro, skip are you crazy?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Wait?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Why are your eyes glazed over?
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Because I haven't slept?
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Are you did you smoke something before this show? What
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: even is that you smoked without us? Are you fucking
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: Friday right now? Your eyes look like you're high right now?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: What a strange What a strange thing to say. You know,
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: my parents listen to this.
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: This podcast and what you're a grown man and it's legal.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't do that. And also everyone, well, if
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: you listen to the first episode that we did that
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: we didn't record, you would know that I've been traveling
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: for the last three days.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: So you can't get weed in Vermont. I don't know.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: That would be a much more likely place to get
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: weeds the most, that's the most, That's the weirdest state possible.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: That's probably why you wanted to have your hang in Vermont.
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Freaks.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: You're literally like addicted to oxy cot and I don't
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: know why you're trying to tell act like I'm on weed.
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: That sounds that sounds like a lash out. Jesus Christ,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: it sounds like a lash out if you smoked weed
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: and you don't want to let.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Me in Mexico. And the first thing he did was
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: go buy a fucking bag of auxies trying to say
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: that I'm on drugs because I.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Admitted that you smoked weed, but I didn't smoke weed.
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: If I smoked weed, I would say I smoked weed.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: He was not like the most defensive person I've ever heard.
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: I don't want to I don't.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Want to seem like I'm slacking off on my job.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: I didn't smoke sucks, and you.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Can smoke on this fucking job. What are you talking about?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: You don't think McAfee's getting fucking fried before it gives
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: us four hours of entertainment. Maybe that's the Monday.
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: You're talking too much weed before the podcast. Think about
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: what we would do if we you guys, reached your
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: full potential and you didn't smoke weed.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I don't want to reach my full potential. I want
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: to die knowing I left it, left it out there.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: There's nothing happier in life than waste of potential to
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: be able to.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: Say what could have been? What if if I do if?
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: Then I won't be able to say I could have
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: been greater. Yeah, and then you just die fucking bored. Yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 5: then you have nothing to look forward to. Yeah, not me.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: You know how Einstein's desk was completely dirty whenever he died,
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: it's because he said something to look forward to. He
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: left a little meat on the bone. I like to
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: it's like Einstein was finished.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I like to leave him wanting more. The rest is
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: still unwritten, leave people slightly disappointed in me.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm hoping that I die at an
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: age where people kind of like expect me to die, right,
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: not when they're like, he has so much more potential.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: Like that's we're kind of implying that we're all going
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: to die when we're like forty. No, you could do that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: You could make that happen when you're old too.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: Like ninety, and people are going to be like, think
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: about what else he could have done?
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: Remember when Judy Dench passed, No, not at all did
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: she pass?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: Reflection of that?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Who am I thinking of a couple of old actresses?
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: A couple old actress we just lost a couple of
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: old actresses and they were the ones who are just
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: getting the Harry Potter roles, Like Harry Potter had just
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: gotten bought by HBO and they're gonna do like a
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: season per book of Harry Potter. And you're like, these
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: old British actresses could have thrived. Old Harry Potter was.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Going to be based on the books. Yes, they're gonna
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: remake in the movies. Is the show, but way more information.
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: It's never gonna work, dude, never, because everyone has an
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: idea in their head of what Harry Potter looks like
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: because it's the fucking dude, Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe. Everyone, So
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: you can't throw up another dude and be like that's
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Harry Potter and you're like, no, it's not. For the
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: forever it's been Radcliffe, uh huh, and on the book,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: on the book, his face is on the books.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You couldn't just get another fucking little British boy.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: So that looks like that.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: It's like if you made Darth Vader all of a
• 29:00
  Speaker 4: sudden he didn't have a mask on, You're like, what
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: the fuck is this?
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: Hmm?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: You don't you don't think you'll always think of Harry
• 29:09
  Speaker 4: Potter as Daniel Radcliffe.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: That I agree with. The Darth Vader thing didn't land
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: for me. Why because they explain yourself. You explain, you
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: explain yourself your fucking analogy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Well, why does it? Because it makes sense to me
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: perfectly what you're saying. It's like if someone else played
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Indiana Jones. But I'm saying it's like if somebody else
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: played James Bond. Like there's just different, there's different Harry.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: But it's like it's like Harry Potter can't look different.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: But they said that about James Bond probably when there
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: was a second James.
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: James Bond is not even in the same stratosphere as
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: Harry Potter.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: In what way you're saying he's in a higher stratify.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: I don't even know who made James Bond.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Ian Fleming he's he's like, uh, he's like JK Rowling,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: but he likes trans people and JK Rowling lives in
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a castle. Yeah.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Ian Fleming lives in Jamaica. Yes, and I've been to
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: his house.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you had to drink with him. It's called GoldenEye.
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: One Night, One night, me walle He goes dude, you
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: want to go to Jamaica.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Right now, we're going to go to Ian Fleming spot
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: and you popped up being like Ian Fleming.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: I have strapped Francis. Francis strapped himself.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Onto the wing. They didn't even know he was on
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: the plane.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: The reverse catch me if you can resort GoldenEye, because
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: that's where he wrote all his books. They lived down
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: there and wrote a bunch of books.
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: Down Well, maybe I used a bad example. I think
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: that they I think what we're talking about under spinning
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: bars right.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Now, the James Bond correlation is perfect.
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: James Bond correlation.
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: The actors multiple times and everyone accepted it.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: But how long of a gap was there between the
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: first James Bond and then the second.
• 30:45
  Speaker 5: Like six or seven?
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Probably a seven he did through the deathly hollows change bond,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: And how long until there was was.
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: The eighth Roger Moore? Did you know? A bunch pretty
• 30:56
  Speaker 5: shortly thereafter?
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: Look, I think they could have done Harry Potter, and
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: maybe I'm wrong, maybe the show will be. I mean,
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: HBO makes really good Timothy Dalton makes really good shows.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: So there's one guy that only did one though on
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: her Majesty's Secret Service, really, and I think he got
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: married in that one.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Roger Craig, No, Dan knows, Daniel Craig, Roger Moore. Timothy wasn't.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: Timothy Dalton was after he did The Living Daylights and
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: I think he was in a couple maybe a View
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: to a Kill as well. And then they went from
• 31:27
  Speaker 5: Timothy Dalton to Pierce Brosnen. People liked Pierce Broston that
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: was sort of the first modern.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Era, but he couldn't do like fucking parkr in the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: way that Daniel Craig can, like like Pierce Broson is
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: not whipping anyone's ass.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: No, And then they did, and then they did Casino Royale,
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: which everyone definitively said finally the best bond.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: It was almost like he rendered the other bonds obsolete.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I actually have never seen. I just know that you've
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: talked about it time. Sean Connery will still for me
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: beyond during.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Bond, well, he would whip ass, but it was only
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: when he would beat the ship out of women in
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: these movies.
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: It was insane, more like James, can you pay my bond? Yes,
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: I'm in jail for domestic violence.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Shames bail bond I appreciate the effort.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: Bro, What do you mean that was gold golden eye?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: That Harry Potter would have worked?
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: I think that they could have gotten around it if
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: there was less of a gap between the last Harry
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Potter and now.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: But now it's like, you want more of a gap,
• 32:39
  Speaker 5: more of a gap less so you.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Wanted them to go right from Daniel Radcliffe to someone else,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: wouldn't transition?
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Then now it's like, dude, when is the last time
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: that Harry Potter movies come out? Years?
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Many years decade? Yeah? Yeah, isn't it crazy to think
• 32:56
  Speaker 5: that the final Harry Potter book they just decided to
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: turn in to two different movies. Yeah, it was very
• 33:02
  Speaker 5: strange when the number of pages in the seventh Harry
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Potter book is not even as many as there were
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: I think in the.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: Probably printing.
• 33:13
  Speaker 5: What do you think made more money than movies or
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: the books? Books?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Very good question, but JK. Rowling made with definitely has
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: an answer that we could find paid.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: Off all of it. My guess is going to be
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: the movies. Actually, how many movies too? You think?
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  Speaker 4: Wow, that's.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna have to clip this. Get that on
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: social figures. I mean, I guess that makes sense, like
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: they probably, I guess they just have a really low
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: Watch the movies. I watched all the movies. Did you
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  Speaker 5: read them? Yes? All of them? Oh? Yeah, multiple times?
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  Speaker 4: You wouldn't let your dad stop reading it.
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  Speaker 5: And so I.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: Is that even that's not even gonna make sense. That's
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: like a stand up joke of yours.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: I'm honored that you would reference.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: For the podcast.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: It doesn't make any perfect sense for the park. What
• 39:35
  Speaker 5: are you talking about? That made perfect sense?
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  Speaker 4: But that's not that the people haven't heard it.
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  Speaker 5: Almost like that was a better version of my joke. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: and was very funny.
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  Speaker 4: Think about it. Hey, that's yours.
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  Speaker 5: I can't have you take that. That joke is retired.
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  Speaker 5: You take that one. Joke's retired. Bro, that's not retired,
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 5: Me and Francis were talking about doing an election night stream.
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  Speaker 4: Really, yeah, you would be fun with you. Yeah, I
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: could swing that HQ three. Oh that's a lot of pressure.
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  Speaker 5: Actually, yeah, I don't really want to be there.
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  Speaker 4: We'll do it at the office or my apartment.
• 40:12
  Speaker 5: Your home. I thought that was four. Oh okay, come
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  Speaker 5: on brother, um, we.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Could do it at three.
• 40:19
  Speaker 5: We could go.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: We could get like a big like Chinese fish. I
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: want like a big like bass, like a but like
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: a sixty or seventy dollars Chinese fish.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, was like, why are we doing that to eat?
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: I just don't understand what you're talking about.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: We get like a big Chinese fish, we're talking about
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: doing the stream.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: And you're like, well, you get a big Chinese fish. Yeah,
• 40:43
  Speaker 4: and we just like go we have like like a
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: sixty inch bass.
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like right, yeah, sure, that doesn't sound good to
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  Speaker 5: you or I don't understand.
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  Speaker 4: I guess that's an idea.
• 40:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah that's good. No, it sounds like me and Francis
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: will just eat the fish.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: Why don't we get a nice American fish?
• 40:59
  Speaker 5: Why it's better. It's a very patriotic, keep thing exactly.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: What do you are? Even though we got a Russian
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: fish while we're at it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: The best, many bastard, the best salmon comes from Alaska,
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: New Zealand, Alaska.
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: New Zealand, Alaska.
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: It's actually New Zealand bro silverback salmon Alaska.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: It's just because you've only been eating Alaskan which is
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: basically Russian Sam.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: I don't even know silverback salmon. Salmon is the thing.
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: I might hold that up, but it's silver New Zealand
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: definitely a thing. M Is it really New Zealand?
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Big time?
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: O'sdow about that?
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 41:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sure about that?
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Why would I lie about that? Dude?
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Me and me and the fellas are planning out uh
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: our annual fishing trip right now for next summer. And
• 41:38
  Speaker 4: what Patagonia it's on the it's on the list. Really yeah,
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what's on the list.
• 41:44
  Speaker 5: New Zealand. Wow, Patagonia, Mexico. You're gonna definitely go to Mexico.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: We'll probably gonna end up going to Mexico. But then
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: we have another option, which you just go back out west,
• 41:55
  Speaker 4: but go to Montana this time. I have an idea
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: where I want to go. I want to go to Colorado,
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: do more than a week this time, and drive up
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: through Wyoming and Montana into Canada and then end the
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: trip in bamf Canada and.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Fish for bull trout there. What is it?
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: Bulltraup bowl trout?
• 42:13
  Speaker 5: Bull trout? Yeah? How do they compare to say, like
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: a lake trout.
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: They're very aggressive and they're also endangered, so they're super
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: hard to find.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Horns horns as well, they're like piercing between their nose
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and they're big too, big ass Bulltry beautiful, beautiful fish.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: I've never got none of us have ever caught one.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Let's go down to Patagonia. Patagonia is cool, but the
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: problem is due to actually get to your Yeah.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I not like you fly into Chili. Yeah,
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: chillier Argentina.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Here's here's when you're gonna want to clip. Here's when
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: you're gonna want to clip. To do things that people
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: haven't done. You have to be willing to do things
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: that people don't want to do.
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: And we're gonna end it on that twenty five minutes
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: in and we're gonna call it there.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: It's brilliant.
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, but our Argentina. So when I
• 43:14
  Speaker 4: was looking at the trip, I was looking up best
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: fishing places in the world, and this one that kept
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: on coming up was this river in Russia, which I
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: guess is like the most it's they say it's the
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: they say it's like Alaska, But if it was like
• 43:26
  Speaker 4: one hundred years ago, like it's completely remote, like pretty much.
• 43:30
  Speaker 4: They said that a lot of the places that you'll
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: fish those fish have never even seen a fly before ever,
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: because it's like no one fishes there. And I was like,
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: and then I was like dang. I was like, dude,
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: we like, what have we did when we went to Russia?
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: And then I googled can you go to Russia right now?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: No?
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: No, you cannot go to Russia right and it said
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: that that actual that particular river is completely closed. You
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: are able to go to Russia, but it's heavily that
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: you do not go to Russia. So maybe the war
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: will end before then we'll go to Russia.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Did you see that clip of like Russian people talking
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: about what they think of Americans now, they're like they're
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: all fed and the hamburgers and stupid too. They got
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a fuck it, they got a nail.
• 44:14
  Speaker 5: I wonder what they're being fed as far as propaganda
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: about America.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: It's probably like their version of John Stewart or some shit,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: their version of Jesse Waters or something like that, just
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: getting their asses.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: It's probably they probably like they probably watch the news.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: They probably throw on like CNN every night and then
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: just like how laughing. They're probably like, let's watch something funny.
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: Now. Look at what they say about Obloch.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well more the seven eleven's in Chicago are shutting down.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Isn't that funny that all the movies that we watch
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: action movies, the bad guys are always Russians?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, weren't they even in the new Uh Top Gun?
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Aren't they like Russian or Russians? Yeah? But then there's
• 45:05
  Speaker 5: you know, you could argue, we're also not exactly getting
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: along with China. But if you made China the bad guy,
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: then it's on site. It's racist.
• 45:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Well, in Red Dawn, they made the first Red Dawn.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: Movie North Korean.
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: Well, no, the new one, it's North Koreans. I think
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: the old I think the first one was Russians, wasn't it.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Yeah, Russians would make sense because they're
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: what but then they changed it to non whites. I
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: remember watching twenty four with Jack Bauer, and I've seen
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: in a lot of this.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: Oh did you see rebel Ridge?
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: No, you'd like it? What's that Red bull Ridge?
• 45:43
  Speaker 4: Rebel Ridge new Netflix movie. It's kind of just like
• 45:45
  Speaker 4: a badass movie, pretty bad, but like badass, who's in it.
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Some Jack Black, dude, he's fucking awesome.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Black, you'd like it.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: Did you ever watch The Terminal List? Mm hmmm, dude,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: you would love that.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: I don't know these shows.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Watch that because Rebel Ridge is kind of a terminalist.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: You would love terminalists. You know what I watched was
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: Green Room.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was good.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Green Mile.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: The Green Room is great. That's a horror movie, isn't it.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think i'd call it a horror movie. Thriller, yeah,
• 46:17
  Speaker 5: but it's just this metal band that gets trapped in
• 46:20
  Speaker 5: their green room and they have to fight their way out. Yeah,
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: they had to play their way out. It's cool. Yeah,
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: I think Robbie Fox said that movie is really good too.
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: And there are there's this dog. There's this German shepherd
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: that well, actually I don't know if it's a German shepherd,
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: might just be a pit bull. They have dogs that
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: are trained to attack and they only respond to commands
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: in German. And what's weird about that is that I
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: once met this family in New Jersey. The dad was
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: a cop, is a cop and he's a canine cop.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: And that same dog that he had only responded to
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: commands in German. Wow, because he'd been trained over there.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, they probably cost him. I wonder how much it
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: is to get a It's probably like eighty thousand dollars.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: It could be like one hundred and twenty thousand dollars.
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't feel ready to ask to get to.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Get an actual to get them in chased.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, to get a shepherd from like three wise men
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: from Germany, Yeah.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: It's probably a bag. Spending that much money on a
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: dog is crazy.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: I know what is it for.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: It's a it's an officer of the law. It's an investment,
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: hoping to flip it. I've been flipping dogs for ten years.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: I went into five million dollars debt to flip dogs.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I've been drop shipping dogs for years.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: It's actually an investment.
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: That's gonna be the next like Gary V video. Buy
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: the German Shepherd, you resell it in America. You teach
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: German nce.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Just put it, just read it the book on tape
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: of the Rise and Fall of the Third Rag, and
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: it'll know exactly what to do.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: The Belgian Mounoir.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Also is in high demand. I think it's like a
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: similarly similar dog, but just a different type of axious power.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: How much is a Golden Retriever? Like fifteen dollars? No,
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: like they're just pumping those.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Things like two thousand?
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: Really, yea a couple bucks?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: How much were your guys dogs?
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: I paid France sent o years. It was a bag,
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: you know, I paid two thousand for mine.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I thought you have that one though, that's like.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Which one is? It was two grand round?
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: I got mine half off. I just said, God, I
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: got mine on a Thanksgiving sale.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: Damn dude.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I tell the dog every day too, you're half off.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: I'm like, Josie, you know that we got you on discount.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: We could even give you back for full price.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: Are dogs similar to cars where it's like as soon
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: as you leave the cantle.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Drive off the lot to sticker, price fucking plummets. You
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: have to get the to fudge the registration.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: You'd have to pay me to take that dog back.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I tried to return, return the dog and a target
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: for full full price refunt.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: I feel like every time someone buys a dog, I
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: remember my grandma buying a dog, and she'd like drive
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: to some like hotel in like Connecticut and pick up
• 48:59
  Speaker 4: the dog and I was like, why is it so sketchy?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Is it human traffic?
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: A sketchy situation? That wasn't it for me? I went
• 49:06
  Speaker 5: to this beautiful farm in Connecticut and the all the
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: dogs were there, all the puppies. Yeah, and they were
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: really happy there. I almost felt bad taking them from them.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: They probably love it.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I'm going to go put you in
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: one thousand, eleven hundred square feet in New York.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but we get her out to the country, she's happy.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 5: It is always tough.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I feel guilty about putting a wild beast inside, but
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: what would they do if they were outside?
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: Run?
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: I don't feel bad for your guys dogs because you
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: guys don't have like huge dogs. But I feel bad
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: when I see like people in the West Village with
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: like huskies and like Bernice Mountain dogs and it's like
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: a two hundred degrees outside and they've never seen grass before.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: It's often an Asian couple in a puffer coat that
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: has a Siberian Husky and you know that's a bad dog. Yeah,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: you know when it goes back home and ripping shit
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: up and fucking howling.
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: It's for me and where I live it's always just
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: like girls who have like they be like, I want
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: a fluffy dog, and then you just get like this
• 50:08
  Speaker 4: dog that's supposed to be like roaming the mountains by
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: itself with a pack.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's a great, great picture. That's when you adopted. No, oh,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: that's recent I purchased. Ah, excuse me, come on now,
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: that's not good.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: I just you know, I'm glad others are doing it,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: not me. No, you get the I mere people that
• 50:30
  Speaker 5: I would do it. I would adopt a dog.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I don't, Well, you never know what you're gonna get.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: I knew I wanted this breed, so I would be
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: I would be worried about breeding because I'd feel like
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: I'd like in my head, i'd be like, I'm gonna
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: breed dogs, and I'm gonna start selling dogs. But then
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: I would breed like thirty dogs, and then I'd be like,
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna keep all of them. I'm just gonna
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: have thirty dogs in my house.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: We used to be awesome. We had a lab when
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: I was a kid, and we she was amazing. Yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: and so we actually did breed her. Yeah, And I
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: remember it was like we knew this painter named Jerry
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: the house painter, and he had a chocolate lab and
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Waggy was a yellow lab, and so we brought them together,
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: and you know they did they did it. Yeah, And
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I don't really know why you feed them wheat? Huh?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Minecraft joke? Come on, guys, keep up, that's gonna kill online.
• 51:21
  Speaker 4: Just had to get it out.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: Continue.
• 51:24
  Speaker 4: I don't understand the joke wheat in Minecraft. If you
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: feed two cows wheat they made?
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: Is that so?
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: And then they make babies, nice little tiny cows.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: Good.
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: It was a good joke, if you understood.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: I liked it. Yeah, I thought that was great.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: There's gonna be one dude who plays Minecraft and he's
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: gonna go He's gonna be crying laughing at that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: That's good. Yeah, I want to get into Minecraft. They
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: say that I feel that.
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: You weren't here for the Minecraft episode. Yeah, I didn't
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: make that makes more sense why you were confused by it?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Well, I also I also was here for it, and
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what the fuck you're talking.
• 52:02
  Speaker 5: About, so I I never h there's some correlation between students,
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: young kids who play Minecraft who then go into computer science.
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: Apparently it's like a very good.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Well, usually Siberian husky because when Minecraft started, well, it's
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: it's it's like a game that runs through JavaScript, and
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: to like build a server, you have to like code
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: the server. So it's like people that played Minecraft like
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: on computers, because I played it on computer when I
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: was young, but I joined an online server and then
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: I played it again on Xbox and that was like
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: super easy to play. But if you played Minecraft on
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: a computer from like a young age, you probably know
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: some Java.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Anyway, your two dogs are making zone. We're not talking
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: about that anymore. We are on Minecraft.
• 52:44
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: This is Harry's world and we're both living in it.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Bro I made the joke and then we completely halted
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: the conversation.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: Choose to talk about Minecraft.
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: But I will say if it was you you played
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: twenty forty eight, if you played Minecraft, you would you
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: would call me like the next day and you'd be like,
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: my life is in shambles. I need to remove this
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: laptop from my house.
• 53:03
  Speaker 5: Because it's complicated. No, because it's like addicting. Oh yeah,
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: you would get so I know you, you would get
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: so addicted to it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Well, it's just a free world game, and so you
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: build things, you just build ship, you build a house,
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: you build, you build a.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Farm, you mine for diamonds and iron and gold. So
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: is there a scoreboard of some kind, some measure of
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: your success size of your house, size of your farm,
• 53:32
  Speaker 5: amount of cows that you have. Well, it's like the
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: real world. Exactly are you interacting with other people?
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: If you do a public server, you can. But I
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: play with my friends and we interact.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: And so you are comparing the size of your house
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: to the size of the air.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna give it. I'm gonna give you
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: this explanation. Currently, two of my friends have leather armor.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I have diamond armor.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Head to toe. Who do you think is winning the
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: game right now?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Well, what do they have that you have that you
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: don't have because you spend all your time getting diamond armor.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: I just know where the diamonds are.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: Bro.
• 54:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's because you know the game better. I know
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: the game better. I'm just smarter. Yeah, that's true. You
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: are one of the smarter dudes. I know, I know,
• 54:14
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: A compliment. It's giving you a very nice compliment.
• 54:20
  Speaker 5: We bred the dogs and then when Waggy her name
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: was Waggy and Waggy went into labor.
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: Is that like a horrifying experience?
• 54:34
  Speaker 5: It took some getting used to. I was seven.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like, it feels like I would be like,
• 54:40
  Speaker 4: what is happening?
• 54:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well they come out and they were like, I
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: don't know, nine puppies, eight puppies. And we gave her
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: eggnog because she was burning so many calories by having
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: birth that that was what we were told to do.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: And she am drank the eggnog. But it's amazing. I mean,
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: she never had puppies before, and she immediately knew what
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: to do. She was like, how old is she? She
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: was probably four five, I don't know she was of age? Yeah,
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: twenty eight. Yeah, dog ears, and that's pretty Puppies they
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: were awesome. You get to keep them for eight weeks
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: or something because they can't leave their mother for eight weeks.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: So for eight weeks of my life, I would come
• 55:21
  Speaker 5: home from school, get off the school bus, and run
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: down the driveway where I would be greeted by a
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: herd of puppies. Yeah, that's insane. It was the best
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: period of my life.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: And I would go into their pen and lie down
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: and they would just crawl all over me and lick
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: my face. I'm jealous. It's awesome best. So wait when
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: it's so amazing that's eight weeks.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: Do they get out of that like kind of gross
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: stage in the beginnings, you know, when they first come
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: out and they're like they're like, oh yeah, yeah, oh
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: what eight weeks they're like they're like the cute puppies.
• 55:56
  Speaker 5: Not even that long. Yeah, by by week four they're
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: really that's awesome.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: That's so fucking sweet. What do you You raised rats, right,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: and you would come home and you'd have like the.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Rats like running all over you. You agreed rat come home,
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: there'd be two hundred mice in my bed waiting for me.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You just let them crawl all over you. If I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: remember correctly you saying that, that is uh, it is.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: Pretty crazy how you said that the the your dog
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: knew what to do immediately, because that's like I was.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: I was reading something the other day about salmon and
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: it's just crazy, Like the did you hear about this
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: in I don't know where it was was in. It
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: might have been in Washington that they just removed this
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: dam for the first time in like over a century
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: and it's been blocking it was like, so the first
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: time in like a century. I don't know where the
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: dam is, but I think it's in Washington, and for
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: the first time in a century, salmon are able to
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: swim upstream to spawn. But it's like and it's like
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: a century has gone by and they haven't been able
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: to spawn, and they still know what to do now
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: that the dam is open.
• 56:58
  Speaker 5: They know they have to get up stream. That to
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: me means that that they've been wanting to do that,
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: yes whole time.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's finally there was something edge dam. Yeah, but
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: isn't that crazy? Like a century has gone by, you
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: think they would like lose it at some point, but they.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Delution takes a lot longer than that. Yeah, I guess
• 57:15
  Speaker 5: that does make sense. Yeah, it takes a lot.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: What it is biologically that makes them want to do
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: it though, like the warmth of the water or they like,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: do they have like nins.
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Or some shit their only purpose Like that's like I
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: guess it's like they have it in their it's like
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: biologically inside of them that they their only purpose is
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: to get to fresh water upstream and spawn and die.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You know who the fucking dogs are? Sea horses? Yeah,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: they're like fucking absentee fathers. They're corroding America. They'll just
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: like super amount, like fifty thousand sea horses at once,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: like a load of sea horses that are fully formed.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: But don't the fathers keep the babies or something. The
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: fathers get pregnant. I think that's it, something like that, and.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Then they just spurned them all out. I think they
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: have seen a seahorse giving birth. They're just like fucking
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: shooting fucking tiny sea Horses's cool, it's I mean, but
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: it's it's sad. They don't they don't put the fucking
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: work in. They go and get a fucking gallon of
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: milk and come back.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: It's brutal.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: It's fucking deadbeat sea horses.
• 58:20
  Speaker 5: That's so crazy.
• 58:21
  Speaker 4: It's so crazy that those that all those animals have
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: so many kids at once.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Because there's probably it's probably same with puppies. They were like, okay,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: maybe two or three will survive.
• 58:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true, you have did you was there ever?
• 58:32
  Speaker 5: Like a runt? Always yeah?
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: M hmm, Jesus, what did you do with them?
• 58:38
  Speaker 5: I liked the run I like the runts. They always
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: struggled to get to the teat they wouldn't eat as
• 58:44
  Speaker 5: much of the milk, they didn't like to play as rough,
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: but they you know, and they were always a little
• 58:51
  Speaker 5: bit smaller. You keep them though, Well, we kept one.
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: I don't know if we kept the runt from the
• 58:56
  Speaker 5: first letter.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: I know what happened, brother, They just didn't tell you
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: because you were six.
• 59:00
  Speaker 5: No, we didn't do anything, Francis outside, now you need
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: to see this.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: They just swing the run. Yeah, when you knew a
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: chicken we kept.
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: We kept one puppy from the first letter, and then Waggy.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: A couple of years later we had another. Uh, we
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: did it again. What was the phone call like, calling
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: up the painter to be like, I'm gonna need you
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: to bring your hot ass mail. Yeah, that must have been.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: That's like you guys must have been pretty close with
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: the painter.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: You give him a dowry.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: We were, And if you think about it, I would
• 59:29
  Speaker 5: say that most dogs go through their life virgins. Yeah,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: that's like the human's goal for most.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Dogs. So that dog that we enabled it to make
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: love never fucks again.
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: He must be so.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, imagine you fuck once and then you'd like, you
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: don't even know why. It just happened, and then you
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: just never happens again.
• 59:58
  Speaker 5: We you know you're fucking yeah.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: My My dog was Spade before I adopted her. She
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: was like pretty young, two months old, probably eight weeks old.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: And she still has the female instinct too, but she
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: like humps. She humps as a woman, much like these
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: salmon try She's just a humping female dog. There's still
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: this animal drive to her.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: We got a lady humper in my family as well.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: What does that mean you think that they're they're bushed out.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: I think they just see the dudes do it and
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: then they're like, I'm just gonna cause my dog used
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: to hump the girl dog. And then I think the
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 4: girl dog got like pissed and she was like, I'm
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: gonna hump you back.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: See how this feels.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: My dog just like kicks open the door of her
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Subaru and puts down a teava sand and fucking takes
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: off her softball uniform and gets the town. You know what,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: you know, it's true, Francis, I got a lesbian dog.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 4: Reverse cowboy is she isn't? She got got a stud dog.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 5: I gotta see that, bro, I've seen it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: My dog is just wearing like some baggy jeans shorts
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: with boxing program on the top. And yeah, as these doggies,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: why they broke no.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: Young Ma.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: Whatever happened to young Ma?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 5: Nothing? They just they found out that she was a woman.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: I remember Young Ma had that song where she was
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: like they called her Stephanie. I call her and I
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: didn't understand it at all, but people like the whole
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: everyone goes crazy when she says that, and I still
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: don't really get it.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: It's basically the same beat as that Bobby Schmurder.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: So it's the exact same beat as the Bobby Murder song.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Schmurder was the best free Schmurder.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I think he's free.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: I think he's free.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I think it was actually backwards for him. You got
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: it backwards. It already is back It already is backwards.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 5: No, is he free?
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Just caught our body about a week ago. Is the
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: same as they call her Stephanie, I call her.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 5: Head or hefanie. It's like she's a hefa.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 4: Oh I see, I didn't know. I like because she
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: thought it was head head for I was the only
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: that was the closest guest I would have had, is
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 4: that it was head.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 5: Shout out, Young Ma though.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: Calling a girl, Hefanie is such a fucking sweet diss.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 5: You remember who young Ma was? Nope, lesbian rapper. Actually,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 5: I think a lot of people didn't even know if
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: she was a girl.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that was a common But was did
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: she was? She XXL freshman class.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: I think she was in the streets. I know she
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: had this strap though.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: What what's so funny?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: I mean, you guys are deep in the game.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I mean this is you're talking to too.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: Fans.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: We kept our Georgetown flat rooms trying to watch the
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: b ET Awards the other night.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: It was so trash.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: I was so pissed off, but they did have It
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: was either like Diddy's not around anymore, Yeah, exactly, there's
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: no a freak off. But it was either rappers who
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I never heard of, or it was like Fat Joe
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: and Soldier.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Boy and sit like that Soldier Boy was there.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: Do you ever when Soldier Boy.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Made the he made like a gaming console, and he
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: made like air pods and shit.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was doing all his own. Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: Matraitor bought the headphones and they never came And just
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: for like ten years now, he's just been replying to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: every single.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: One of Soldier Boys tweets being like, I need my headphones.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: The gaming consoles amazing.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: Imagined I would love to get in my hands on
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 4: one of those.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 5: They'd probably playing Roadblocks on the the Soldier Boy console.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 5: You can only play like Soldier Boy games. Is you
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: is did he was he a producer in the same
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: sense that Timberland was a producer, like he actually made
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: the beats.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: No, I think he was more of like a taste
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: maker and like kind of a and R type of producer.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: He would get deals done, But I don't think that
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: he's He's like program drum with the way that Kanye
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: or Pharrell does, right Rubin. I think no, rubens the
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: same way. He's like, just like I think he doesn't
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: know shit about music.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 5: I think he does.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: I think he's just there for the vibes.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Rubens vibes guy. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I think he says he doesn't know how to read
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: any music, doesn't like play drums, program drums.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: You got to be a cool ass white dude to
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: be a successful music producer and not know how to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: make music. Just be a vibes guy.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: It's insane because like Diddy.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: Could get away with that because he was having the
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: freak offs and everyone wanted to get a slice of
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: the freak off.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, how is how does it smell like hamburger's in here?
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: I keep on getting that too.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 5: We're on the seventh floor of a hotel. Where's someone
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 5: fresh hamburger? I'm so hungry. Where's fresh hamburger coming from?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: This is?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: It smells like someone's cooking a hamburger in the I'm
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: goroke right now.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 4: Collectively, you're going to be fully honest, this is I
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: think the worst shape, like mentally and physically I've ever
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 4: been in for when we've recorded, and them when we
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: did when I came back from Skangfest and had to record.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 5: That day, were you've been an out?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: I think I feel worse.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: Right now than I did then. God damn. We we're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: at an hour.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we flew through that.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna need I'm gonna need like alarms.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Going off when we hit the hour to say it's over.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 5: End it. Cause for one second, here, do you want
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 5: us to do another ten minutes for the first episode?
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 5: We need to do a little more. Right, I can
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 5: tell you guys about Hawaii. Huh.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 4: You guys want to put that out.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 5: What other option do we have? What other option do
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 5: we have?
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  Speaker 4: Do remote I do that's gonna beg.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Should we have call up a KB or Nick don't
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: come down. We need to replace like thirty five minutes
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: of that or something.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you guys could all do it. The three
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: of you guys could do it on Wednesday.
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  Speaker 5: Should we just do that, Yeah, because I don't think
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 5: I'd rather not put that out. Same.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll just put it something. Yeah, we could throw
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: it at the end of this that works. Yeah, just
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: be like the audio didn't record. Yeah, no one's gonna
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: complain if we have a clean hour.
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  Speaker 5: All right, let's bring this home, all right. I you
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  Speaker 5: went to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii.
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  Speaker 4: I totally forgot that you were in Hawaii.
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  Speaker 5: I went to Hawaii for a fire week. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 5: uh I we did a sunrise blessing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 5: Well, the sunrise is what happens when you wake up early.
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  Speaker 4: But what's the blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's kind of like an apology to the local
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: people about stealing their lands.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the beaches they sail to build their hotels, singing alone.
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  Speaker 5: Apparently the I don't I was trying to read up
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: on the history of Hawaii a little bit, and it's complicated.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: Complicated is what people always say when there's been like
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: a massive GENESID. That's what there was saying.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: In South Africa, they want really statehood. They wanted statehood, same.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: With they wanted apartheid in South Africa, and.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Then they got statehood, and then people still didn't really
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: want it, but they wanted statehood. I think in large
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: part because people knew that there would be a lot
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 5: of federal funds that would go towards building infrastructure, and
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: also they wanted to have representation in the US government.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Holocaust was complicated. It was a complicated time.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not advocating for one thing or another. I will
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: say it's crazy that it is a state. I mean,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 5: it's cool, but it's the most usual state. It is
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: so far away, it's beyond belief. It's beyond belief. How
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: long so you fly to Why passed you fly over
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: San Francisco? Oh you flew direct too, Yeah, it was
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 5: eleven and a half hours out there.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: There has to be closer archipelagoes that we could fucking
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: claim as states.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, British West, something like how big is the ice.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: Iceland's five hours away.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Iceland would make sense that hatch up. Yeah, because
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: they don't they have no army.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: We could. We could go to Iceland tomorrow.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: They don't have police. That's one cop the entire time
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: I was in Iceland.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: We make Iceland America. They're gonna have some police. Oh yeah,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: someone else are gonna get fucking.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: By in Iceland. The first thing I'm doing sending over
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: ten thousand cops and there's only two hundred thousand people.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 5: But why we did the sunrise blessing and they do
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 5: this thing where they you do clap, clap cup, they
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 5: go a la a dinky something like that, and we
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: sing the whole thing.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Give me more, you greet the sun. So how long
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 4: does that take? Beause I feel like the sun comes
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: up pretty slow.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 5: Not you wait until it's about to peek up over
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 5: the horizon.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: So what time you have to wake up for that?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 5: We were up at while we were on the we
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: were driving to the place at six am. Yeah, but
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: it was fucking noon my time. I was up at
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: four h Yeah. True, So six hour time change really
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: six hours, that's crazy New York is six hours.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: That's insane. So if you're been jet lagged as fuck,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: I don't feel great.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know why you didn't just hit him with
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the queen. You should have been like, you guys are
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: American now, yeah, this is the moon sat okay.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 5: So yeah, we we did that. It was pretty powerful.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: I think. I think the Pacific islander culture, I think
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 5: that's the nomenclature is uh, it's cool. I mean they're
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: all like warriors. Yeah, and those tats that they get
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 5: are fucking all awesome.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 5: I asked one of them if I could get one,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: and they were like.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: Sure, and then I was like, come on that right,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: this was your way of breaking to us that you
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: have a massive tribal tattoo.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: So I like starting it.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: I asked if I could get one. You have the
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: fucking ben After tattoo on the back.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: He's the big dragon.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: Was the massive dragon on his back.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You just look like the rocks tattoo is your arm
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: to what just god do you see two? It just
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: got full sleeves, really, both arms, yeah, both arms full
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: sleeve Jesus Christ. Bro, he's a tattoo, a fucking a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: bigger helmet onto his head. You see.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: He said he's not gonna wear the Guardian Cadian cap.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Could he in a game? Oh yeah, don't you wear
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: the game? This season? Multiple people wear them, and he's just.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Like smart, ever wore one?
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: What does it stop? What does it make harder? I
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: guess it's like a less chance of What I mean is,
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: why would anyone not wear it? It looks goofy because
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: it left them stupid? Make your head heavier or anything? Right,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: you're like billions of dollars on the line.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: Potentially I would literally quadruple up on the fucking caps.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I wear four of them on top of your other, Like,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: I don't give a ship? Are you looking like Mike
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Wazowski who.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: Was making like fifty million dollars a year. Don't you
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: think like, Okay, if I wore if I wore one
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: of these, maybe it would help me continue to make
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: this money.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm. His dad probably just bullied him out of it.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna His dad's like, you're you're
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: gonna quit before you wear that?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 5: Fuck you don't wear that, son, You save that for they.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: They won't call you a Holley while you're out there.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: What a howie? No, that's their derogatory term for the whites.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Uh dide. They throw the hang loose hard, the big
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: on it, and the in depends on where you are,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: it's slightly different, like they'll extend the pinky more of
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: the thumb. But where we were in uh kawai uh.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: The guys are going like this. They're going, yeah, bro, yeah,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 5: all right, all right dude, yeah bro. I gotta say,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: I've been back three days. I find myself doing it.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna start hitting that all the time. It's nice
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: when you're like changing lanes in the car.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Well, me and my boys hit the shaka all the time.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: That's what he's talking about.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I haven't. I've never This is a new one.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't know about that. It's way more powerful.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah like that. They don't face it out like
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 5: that or go like that. They go, oh that's nice.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: That's really nice.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: It makes me feel strong.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: It's smooth as hell. I have this shaka app or
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: it's like it was like the guide app on the
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: road to Hannah. I never wanted to delete it because
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I had such fond memories of being called a Halley
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: up there. H good diving, though, did you do any
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: cliff diving.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: No, I have in Hawaii, And of course it was
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: really dangerous what I.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: Did, Yeah, because we were going the first first time.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were going into a place the water was
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 5: like washing in towards caves, so you had to really
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: swim hard against the current to clear that. And if
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: we hadn't, I mean, I don't know. I can't even
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 5: talk about. It was bad.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: Do you ever see those dams, the.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: Ones that the salmon tried to swim against, the ones.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: That down and then the water pushes against them. So
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: if people will like kayak and they'll go over the dam,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: and then it just keeps pushing them back in and
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: you get caught in this cycle where you and you
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 4: drown and eddie. Yeah, brutally damn because you keep on
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: getting so it turns you into like you're in like
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: a washing machine. Yeah, you keep on getting swung back
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: up for air and then going right back down. It's
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: crazy and it's like impossible to rescue them.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: That's nasty. All right, good episode, bro.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fun one cool?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: We're uh pop punk in New Haven, Connecticut on the
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: first You're not gonna want to miss this.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: You're not gonna want to miss that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Buy some tickets, Buy some tickets to that new haven.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: All right, we'll see you guys on Thursday.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: Goodbye. We did it.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: No one a step still on look around. So I
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 9: looked out to you, game a rise. I was only
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 9: falling one way. I was only falling one bad change.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 9: Were drifted.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: Food for.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: So so then you need it's something. No, I'm come along.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 9: I was so phoning long. I was on a phone
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: in one I was on your phone in one way.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 9: I was on your phone in line. The strange. Don't
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 9: you take me? I was falling one way.
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