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- 0:00Speaker 1: Finally add blank until blank be careful. This is like
- 0:02Speaker 1: the like a math question. That's like, sorry, that needs
- 0:06Speaker 1: to be finally add blank until blank and be careful
- 0:09Speaker 1: not to blank.
- 0:09Speaker 2: Otherwise your dough might blank.
- 0:12Speaker 1: What the does that mean?
- 0:14Speaker 2: I need to, this makes no sense.
- 0:23Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, and welcome back to my YouTube channel, or
- 0:26Speaker 1: welcome to my YouTube channel. I'm CallMeKris, and you can
- 0:29Speaker 1: call me Kris. And today, we are Christmas cooking with Kay. Chris-mas.
- 0:34Speaker 1: See what I did there? I know. I'm so smart.
- 0:36Speaker 2: And I don't know what I'm cooking.
- 0:37Speaker 1: That's the catch. My buddy Alex, he decided to come
- 0:41Speaker 1: up with a meal.
- 0:43Speaker 2: I don't know what it is.
- 0:44Speaker 1: I don't even know what ingredients go into what I
- 0:46Speaker 1: don't know what I'm cooking He's gonna tell me and
- 0:49Speaker 1: I'm just gonna wing it. Am I good at cooking? No.
- 0:51Speaker 1: We're making a vegan Christmas delight. And it's vegan! Am
- 0:54Speaker 1: I vegan? No. The vegan teacher is doing backflips right now.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Alex is vegan though. You made it and I get
- 1:00Speaker 1: to see it? Yeah.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Oh, that's good. I have a visual.
- 1:02Speaker 1: What the f * * * is that? This is
- 1:04Speaker 1: the goal.
- 1:04Speaker 2: Is that pie?
- 1:05Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Is that meringue?
- 1:07Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know how to do that.
- 1:09Speaker 1: Do you want to taste her now to help you?
- 1:11Speaker 1: Or do you want, we have a sample. It's called
- 1:13Speaker 1: a vegan lemon meringue pie. Oh, this looks beautiful. They
- 1:18Speaker 1: taste really good. I don't know what to do with them.
- 1:21Speaker 1: You're going to be making the vegan lemon meringue pie.
- 1:24Speaker 1: You'll have access to a blender, a hand mixer. Actually,
- 1:27Speaker 1: I don't get access to those tools, so I'm excited now.
- 1:30Speaker 1: An oven, a scale, a bowl, measuring cups, whisk. I
- 1:34Speaker 1: don't have to use all the ingredients. No, there's lots
- 1:36Speaker 1: of fake ingredients. There's fake ingredients.
- 1:39Speaker 2: This is gonna be so bad.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Okay, pie crust. I don't, I've never made pie crust
- 1:43Speaker 1: in my life. Okay, so it says 325 grams of blank.
- 1:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna assume since that's the most, it's probably flour.
- 1:50Speaker 1: And we have flour somewhere here. Gluten-free all-purpose flour. I
- 1:53Speaker 1: feel like that's probably it. Oh, I gotta measure stuff.
- 1:56Speaker 1: How do you turn this on? I got this. I
- 1:58Speaker 1: was a hairdresser. I know how to measure stuff. That's
- 2:01Speaker 1: a lot.
- 2:01Speaker 2: 325, it's already at 170.
- 2:02Speaker 1: I can't even fill this whole thing up. I can't
- 2:05Speaker 1: do math.
- 2:05Speaker 2: Okay, 200.
- 2:05Speaker 1: 200 plus, that's 125. So this is 200. Oh, that's 128,
- 2:12Speaker 1: good enough. Baking doesn't need to be exact. That's what
- 2:14Speaker 1: I've heard, that's what Martha Stewart says. I feel like
- 2:16Speaker 1: when you bake, usually the baking soda and the baking
- 2:19Speaker 1: powder are like a little bit of a little bit
- 2:22Speaker 1: of each and that's what makes it crusty. So I'm
- 2:24Speaker 1: gonna do a baking soda. I'm gonna do a half
- 2:28Speaker 1: a teaspoon of baking soda. I think if I be confident,
- 2:30Speaker 1: it'll work. Because if you fake it, you make it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I feel like I should have some sort of panic
- 2:34Speaker 1: button if I need help. You can have one hand. Okay, yay!
- 2:37Speaker 2: And then we need a.
- 2:38Speaker 1: Half or one and a half tablespoon. Wait, no, you
- 2:41Speaker 1: wouldn't do one and a half tablespoons of this, would you? Okay, well,
- 2:46Speaker 1: I guess that's what we're doing. One and a half
- 2:48Speaker 1: tablespoons baking powder. That seems like a lot.
- 2:50Speaker 2: I don't think that's right. What else do we have?
- 2:52Speaker 2: Nutritional yeast. I think that's right.
- 2:55Speaker 1: That smells disgusting. I don't think I should use cornstarch maybe.
- 3:00Speaker 1: This is Alex behind the camera. I could spend all
- 3:02Speaker 1: day going through this.
- 3:03Speaker 2: We're gonna do cornstarch.
- 3:05Speaker 1: I have no idea. I think that's probably why. And
- 3:07Speaker 1: then we have 114 grams. Sugar, maybe?
- 3:10Speaker 2: Wait, wait, ah, do, okay. No, but this needs to
- 3:13Speaker 2: be like moldable.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Does it not? Like this can't just all be powder.
- 3:16Speaker 1: There's also instructions on the bottom. I didn't see those. Okay,
- 3:20Speaker 1: combine dry ingredients in a bowl and mix. Cut blank
- 3:23Speaker 1: into dry ingredients. Cut what into dry ingredients? Finally add
- 3:27Speaker 1: blank until blank.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Be careful.
- 3:28Speaker 1: This is like the, like the... Math question, that's like
- 3:31Speaker 1: the answer that needs to be. Finally add blank until
- 3:34Speaker 1: blank and be careful not to blank otherwise your dough
- 3:37Speaker 1: might blank.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
- 3:39Speaker 1: What the does that mean? I need to add, this
- 3:42Speaker 1: makes no sense. Do you add water to pie crust?
- 3:45Speaker 2: I need to, I don't know.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Oh, that smells delicious. Okay,
- 3:49Speaker 1: 114 grams.
- 3:49Speaker 2: Oh, that's a lot. Okay, we're good.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I think this will be good. Okay. Then it says
- 3:55Speaker 1: eight tablespoons of blank. You may not need all the blank.
- 3:59Speaker 1: And I think that's water. Cause we gotta make this
- 4:02Speaker 1: wet somehow. I'm not putting pie crust and like powder
- 4:04Speaker 1: for it.
- 4:05Speaker 2: It'd be a whole different party.
- 4:05Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? One, two, three, four, five, six.
- 4:10Speaker 1: This is looking promising. Okay, so wrap dough in a
- 4:13Speaker 1: place in blank until blank. I think it's probably saran wrap.
- 4:17Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put my delicious crust. I actually think
- 4:21Speaker 1: I'm doing a good job. I think it's going really well.
- 4:23Speaker 1: I feel like it needs warm water. We're not gonna
- 4:25Speaker 1: measure it. We're just gonna like add a little bit. Okay,
- 4:28Speaker 1: crust and done. I'll put it in this and we'll
- 4:30Speaker 1: just wrap this puppy up.
- 4:32Speaker 2: Oh, God.
- 4:33Speaker 1: Wrap dough in place and place in blank until blank. Okay,
- 4:37Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it in the fridge, because I feel
- 4:38Speaker 1: like it needs to cool.
- 4:39Speaker 2: Or maybe the freezer, that'd be quick. No, probably the fridge.
- 4:42Speaker 1: And then we all move on to the next thing.
- 4:44Speaker 1: Once blank, roll dough into circle and place in pie dish.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Blank the blank of the crust with a blank to
- 4:50Speaker 1: prevent the crust from forming blank blank. I can't with
- 4:53Speaker 1: these blanks. I'm just gonna move on to the lemon
- 4:55Speaker 1: curd for now because I think that's gonna take a while.
- 4:58Speaker 1: So I'm gonna get it in the bowl. Start by
- 5:00Speaker 1: zesting one blank.
- 5:01Speaker 2: You will also need blank mills of blank blank.
- 5:05Speaker 1: What the? There's so many, 300 grams of blanks, 65 grams.
- 5:10Speaker 2: 1 1⁄8 of a tablespoon.
- 5:11Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta zest. You zest lemons, right? Or limes?
- 5:14Speaker 1: Zest lemons, probably lemons.
- 5:16Speaker 2: And this, I think this is right.
- 5:17Speaker 1: That's probably the 1 1⁄8 tablespoon. I'm not even gonna
- 5:21Speaker 1: measure this. I think I know what 1 1⁄8 looks like.
- 5:24Speaker 2: Oh, it smells good. Do I know what one eighth
- 5:26Speaker 2: tablespoon is in lemon zest?
- 5:27Speaker 1: No.
- 5:28Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put a lot in because I feel.
- 5:29Speaker 1: Like it's lemon meringue pie, so it's gotta taste like lemon,
- 5:31Speaker 1: you know? I feel like we would need lemon juice.
- 5:35Speaker 2: There's a lot of mils.
- 5:36Speaker 1: There's like 235 mils, 115 mils. This is ridiculous. What
- 5:40Speaker 1: were the 300 grams? Maybe that's, I think that would
- 5:43Speaker 1: be sugar. Icing sugar?
- 5:45Speaker 2: It's like sweeter. I need to taste this again.
- 5:47Speaker 1: Wait, this is the curd, right? Yeah. As if all know,
- 5:50Speaker 1: it's very sour. So I'm gonna say that's probably 115
- 5:53Speaker 1: mils of lemon juice.
- 5:55Speaker 2: We're just gonna squirt this in here. Oh wait, is
- 5:58Speaker 2: this a lemon thingy? Oh yeah. Oh, that is so efficient.
- 6:02Speaker 2: This is probably so wrong. I think since this is.
- 6:04Speaker 1: The lemon meringue pie, we're probably adding a lot of lemons.
- 6:06Speaker 2: This is good.
- 6:07Speaker 1: I think this is like close to being right. There's
- 6:09Speaker 1: only one more. Oh my gosh.
- 6:10Speaker 2: I gotta make this work.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Oh.
- 6:15Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't read the instructions. Start by zesting.
- 6:17Speaker 1: I zested. You will also need blank milk. Blank of
- 6:20Speaker 1: lemon juice. I'm assuming that's lemon juice. Now my hands
- 6:22Speaker 1: are all lemony. Combine all ingredients except for blank in
- 6:26Speaker 1: a blank. Remember to add blank so that the filling
- 6:28Speaker 1: looks apart.
- 6:29Speaker 2: What the is that mean? Wait, did I use the
- 6:32Speaker 2: 300 grams yet?
- 6:33Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't think I did.
- 6:34Speaker 2: I think that needs to be sugar. 300 grams.
- 6:39Speaker 1: Oh God, that's too much. It's fine.
- 6:40Speaker 2: We're at 305. Okay, 65 grams. What do you do?
- 6:45Speaker 1: Find all the ingredients, except for blank and blank, and
- 6:48Speaker 1: you heat, stir the mixture constantly.
- 6:50Speaker 2: 65 grams.
- 6:51Speaker 1: I feel like I, no, I shouldn't add this, because
- 6:53Speaker 1: it might, it might, icing sugar.
- 6:55Speaker 2: This is gonna be really sweet.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Grams. Wait, how many? 65. Oh!
- 7:02Speaker 2: And then we need 235 mils.
- 7:04Speaker 1: Yogurt. Yogurt?
- 7:05Speaker 2: Let me just do this. I'm sorry for wasting this yogurt.
- 7:10Speaker 2: I probably don't.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Even need to be doing this. 235 mils of blank.
- 7:16Speaker 1: I choose butter or oat milk or water. That could
- 7:19Speaker 1: be an option too. I don't really know.
- 7:21Speaker 2: That's it.
- 7:21Speaker 1: I already used the yogurt. You know what?
- 7:23Speaker 2: I don't even care.
- 7:24Speaker 1: I said it would curdle.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Well, this would curdle. Everything's gonna curdle. And we're gonna use,
- 7:28Speaker 2: what is it?
- 7:28Speaker 1: 235 mils. Oh my God, it's so special.
- 7:32Speaker 2: There we go. I think that's good. And then blank
- 7:37Speaker 2: of one blank.
- 7:38Speaker 1: I feel like this is where cream of tartar should
- 7:40Speaker 1: come in for some reason. No, that would be for
- 7:41Speaker 1: the meringue, I think. Blank of one blank. I don't know,
- 7:44Speaker 1: the seed of one lemon? I'm hitting my help button
- 7:47Speaker 1: that doesn't exist. Okay, blank of one blank. God, help me.
- 7:50Speaker 1: I forgot there's chickpeas. How do you do chickpeas? Just
- 7:53Speaker 1: give me one. The blank of one. I want to
- 7:55Speaker 1: know the second blank. Lemon.
- 7:57Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
- 7:58Speaker 1: But the weight of one lemon, you have.
- 8:02Speaker 2: To tell me the whole thing.
- 8:03Speaker 1: The zest of one lemon. Are you kidding me? Okay,
- 8:08Speaker 1: get out. I already did that. So now I need
- 8:10Speaker 1: one teaspoon of something else because that was what the
- 8:13Speaker 1: teaspoon was for. One eighth of a teaspoon. What do
- 8:15Speaker 1: I have that could thicken stuff?
- 8:17Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just going to use cornstarch. I'm going to
- 8:19Speaker 2: do one fourth teaspoon of cornstarch.
- 8:21Speaker 1: Maybe I'm going to do one.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Eighth, which is, this is one fourth. Was this vanilla?
- 8:25Speaker 1: We'll put some vanilla in.
- 8:26Speaker 2: I feel like this will taste interesting.
- 8:28Speaker 1: It won't taste good.
- 8:30Speaker 2: But it'll taste interesting. Not one eighth. What are we missing?
- 8:33Speaker 1: 15 grams. Uh, yeah.
- 8:36Speaker 2: You know what?
- 8:37Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put the flour in. Maybe that could work.
- 8:39Speaker 1: Combine all ingredients except for blank in a blank. Remember
- 8:42Speaker 1: to add blank so that the filling looks the part.
- 8:45Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
- 8:46Speaker 1: On blank, heat stir the mixture constantly until it begins
- 8:49Speaker 1: to blank. Be careful to ensure that does not get
- 8:52Speaker 1: too blank, otherwise it will be too blank or blank.
- 8:54Speaker 1: Finally add blank and stir it until blank.
- 8:57Speaker 2: I'm just gonna add 15. What is it? 15 grams
- 8:59Speaker 2: of this? Yeah, sure. This is probably wrong. Oh, and
- 9:03Speaker 2: now it's stuck. We're gonna mix this. This looks so bad.
- 9:08Speaker 1: I'm calling the Australian. The button's gotta come. All right,
- 9:11Speaker 1: so personally for me, I do think it's the tuberic.
- 9:13Speaker 2: Do you?
- 9:14Speaker 1: Yes, because tuberic is like, they use it in dyes
- 9:17Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 9:18Speaker 2: I reckon from that color there.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Just try to get it to that color.
- 9:21Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's tuberic. Probably like a little bit
- 9:23Speaker 2: at a time.
- 9:24Speaker 1: I believe it's tuberic. Okay, thanks, Aldi.
- 9:27Speaker 2: I'm just gonna have a little bit.
- 9:28Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there's little ones that.
- 9:29Speaker 2: Say tag, pinch, and dash. That's so cute. This isn't
- 9:35Speaker 2: looking good. I guess I should smell.
- 9:38Speaker 1: It smells like lemon curry. What do I have to do?
- 9:41Speaker 1: On blank heat, medium heat, stir the mixture constantly until
- 9:46Speaker 1: it begins to blank.
- 9:47Speaker 2: Thicken, I'm assuming.
- 9:48Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 9:49Speaker 2: How do you work this thing?
- 9:50Speaker 1: I think it might be like a little bit more
- 9:51Speaker 1: cornstarch for it to like thicken and stuff.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Where did I put that?
- 9:54Speaker 1: A little bit more of this on here.
- 9:56Speaker 2: I honestly don't even know if I got all the ingredients.
- 9:57Speaker 2: I forget now.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Maybe I should put some more turmeric in it. I
- 10:00Speaker 1: don't even know if turmeric was the right thing to
- 10:01Speaker 1: put in. This can't be right.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Pour this in here.
- 10:06Speaker 1: So it was a little hot.
- 10:09Speaker 2: On blank heat, stir the mixture constantly until it begins
- 10:11Speaker 2: to blank.
- 10:12Speaker 1: Be careful to ensure that it does not get too blank,
- 10:14Speaker 1: otherwise it will be too blank or blank. Finally add
- 10:17Speaker 1: the blank and stir until blank. Okay, I think this
- 10:19Speaker 1: is medium heat. I feel like that's right. I feel
- 10:22Speaker 1: like I probably shouldn't multitask. I'm gonna forget about this
- 10:24Speaker 1: and then it's gonna just boil over, get... But I
- 10:27Speaker 1: don't know what the, otherwise it will be too blank
- 10:30Speaker 1: or blank, finally add in blank and stir until blank.
- 10:33Speaker 2: I don't know what that blank is.
- 10:34Speaker 1: What's the blank I gotta add in?
- 10:35Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is.
- 10:36Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna get thick at all. This
- 10:38Speaker 1: is literally like, it looks like miso soup. Otherwise it
- 10:40Speaker 1: will be too blank or blank, finally add in the
- 10:43Speaker 1: blank and stir until blank. I don't know. Okay, it
- 10:45Speaker 1: smells like lemon. I'm just gonna add more of this.
- 10:47Speaker 1: I need it to be thick! And she's not thick.
- 10:49Speaker 2: I'm not gonna hold back.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go through it. I don't care. Over it.
- 10:52Speaker 1: Was that too much? Probably. It's getting thick! It says
- 10:55Speaker 1: stir until blank, finally add in, and blank, and stir in.
- 10:59Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. But it's looking good!
- 11:01Speaker 1: I'm just gonna taste this. This is gonna be really hot. Oh, god.
- 11:07Speaker 2: Oh my god. I'm shook!
- 11:09Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. Look at this consistency.
- 11:11Speaker 2: That's curdy.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Okay. I... I know I had to add something, I
- 11:14Speaker 1: don't know what the f * * * I had
- 11:15Speaker 1: to add, but I'm.
- 11:16Speaker 2: Not gonna add it because I don't know what it is.
- 11:18Speaker 1: F * * * my crust. Oh no.
- 11:19Speaker 2: Oh wait, I think that's good.
- 11:21Speaker 1: What do I have to do with the crust? Once blank,
- 11:23Speaker 1: roll into a circle and place into a pie dish.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Blank the blank of the crust with a blank.
- 11:28Speaker 2: I should have read the blank.
- 11:29Speaker 1: To prevent the blank from blanking, bake for blank minutes.
- 11:33Speaker 2: I'm gonna preheat the oven.
- 11:35Speaker 1: It says 350, so we'll just keep it on that.
- 11:37Speaker 2: I feel like that's a basic baking setting. I think
- 11:39Speaker 2: that's good. But I also think.
- 11:41Speaker 1: Oh! Yeah, okay.
- 11:42Speaker 2: Good, good, good, good, good. What do I still have
- 11:44Speaker 2: to make?
- 11:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the meringue.
- 11:45Speaker 2: I can do that while this is baking.
- 11:46Speaker 1: Once blank, roll dough into a circle and place into
- 11:50Speaker 1: a pie dish.
- 11:51Speaker 2: Oh, I need a pin.
- 11:53Speaker 1: What is this? Oh, what? Where did that come from?
- 11:58Speaker 1: We got that one just for you.
- 11:59Speaker 2: You want me to use that shit? I feel like
- 12:01Speaker 2: I need some flour. Is this the flour? Oh yeah, okay.
- 12:04Speaker 1: I've seen this on cooking shows where they're just like. Okay,
- 12:07Speaker 1: well this is kind of working. I have faith in
- 12:09Speaker 1: this crust, you know? This is like an XXX cooking show.
- 12:13Speaker 1: I didn't really think this through because when I picked
- 12:15Speaker 1: it up last time, it broke.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I really put my hands, sweat, and tears into this.
- 12:19Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you guys try this regardless.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Crust with a blank to prevent the crust from forming. Blank, blank.
- 12:26Speaker 1: Use blank on the blank to prevent the blank from blanking.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Bake for blank minutes.
- 12:30Speaker 2: Okay. I'm just gonna throw it in the oven. I
- 12:33Speaker 2: don't know what all these blanks are saying.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Ooh, she's back for that! Meringue place all ingredients into
- 12:40Speaker 1: blank and blank on high until blank.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Probably into a blender?
- 12:44Speaker 1: Into a bowl?
- 12:46Speaker 2: And mix? You need to mix it, like blend it.
- 12:49Speaker 1: I don't put it into a blender so I don't
- 12:50Speaker 1: have to move my arm. Bring it all together, pour
- 12:52Speaker 1: the blank into, in the blank, and then put, add
- 12:55Speaker 1: the blank to the top. Blank in the blank until blank,
- 12:58Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. It says for the meringue, one can of,
- 13:01Speaker 1: it actually says it, it says aquafaba, but I don't
- 13:04Speaker 1: know what the hell aquafaba is and there's nothing here
- 13:06Speaker 1: that says Pushing the Aussie button again.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Aquafaba is the brine of chickpeas. The brine of chickpeas.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Oh God.
- 13:15Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
- 13:15Speaker 2: So I have to put this whole, I have to
- 13:16Speaker 2: put this in a blender.
- 13:17Speaker 1: You know what? I'm just going to fly through this though.
- 13:20Speaker 1: Jesus Christ almighty. I'm trying. How do you turn this off? Oh,
- 13:25Speaker 1: your blender almost killed me. I don't even know how
- 13:27Speaker 1: long to put that in for.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I'm just putting the can of chickpeas in here.
- 13:31Speaker 1: There we go.
- 13:32Speaker 2: That's good. The hell else do I have to put
- 13:33Speaker 2: in here?
- 13:34Speaker 1: We have to put in 150 grams of.
- 13:36Speaker 2: This is for meringue.
- 13:37Speaker 1: 150 grams of probably sugar. Powdered sugar.
- 13:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna assume it's powdered sugar.
- 13:42Speaker 1: Okay, 150 grams. We are going full speed now. That
- 13:44Speaker 1: in there. Boom.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Half a teaspoon.
- 13:46Speaker 1: I'm gonna put the.
- 13:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna put some of this in. Half a teaspoon.
- 13:51Speaker 1: I don't even know what cream of tartar is.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I mean, half a teaspoon. What makes things wicky?
- 13:56Speaker 1: Oh my god, shut up! I'm not ready! You know what,
- 13:59Speaker 1: I'll just multitask. This goes in here. Let's say for...
- 14:04Speaker 1: I don't know. Let's do 10 minutes and see how
- 14:07Speaker 1: that goes. grams, tablespoon, 1 1⁄8 tablespoon, half a teaspoon.
- 14:12Speaker 2: None of this makes sense for this.
- 14:14Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put them in directly.
- 14:15Speaker 2: I don't even care anymore.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Oh God! I'll just do half a lemon. That's probably wrong.
- 14:20Speaker 2: And you know what, for shits and giggles, I'm gonna
- 14:22Speaker 2: put some zest in too.
- 14:23Speaker 1: That doesn't even, I don't know if this is it.
- 14:24Speaker 2: I don't know if this is right. And 1 1⁄8 teaspoon.
- 14:27Speaker 1: I don't know what else to use. I have no idea.
- 14:29Speaker 1: Should I just blend it and see what happens? That
- 14:32Speaker 1: looks so wrong.
- 14:34Speaker 2: It smells. Oh my god, it smells like baby's vomit.
- 14:38Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to use all the chickpeas. This is
- 14:41Speaker 1: one can worth of aquafaba. And what's aquafaba? What's aqua? Water.
- 14:47Speaker 1: It was the chickpea water that I put down the sink.
- 14:50Speaker 1: I'm gonna cry in horror.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Okay, well I'm screwed!
- 14:55Speaker 1: Is there anything else in there?
- 14:56Speaker 2: Just this. No, there's a lot of powdered sugar!
- 14:58Speaker 1: I knew that didn't make sense! It's your... Happy day!
- 15:02Speaker 1: My can of redemption! What does this do? I'm just
- 15:05Speaker 1: gonna pour it in the bowl, and then I'm just
- 15:07Speaker 1: gonna pour it on the thing? Oh, my.
- 15:09Speaker 2: Holy shitballs.
- 15:11Speaker 1: I'm special. Now we're not going to use the chickpeas
- 15:14Speaker 1: is what I'm told.
- 15:15Speaker 2: There we go.
- 15:15Speaker 1: We'll save those for a different, it's something else. I
- 15:18Speaker 1: don't know. We're going to pour this into this.
- 15:20Speaker 2: Fantastic.
- 15:21Speaker 1: This makes so much more sense. And then we're going
- 15:24Speaker 1: to do 150.
- 15:26Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm wasting so many ingredients. I put some
- 15:29Speaker 2: cream of tartar in there.
- 15:30Speaker 1: I have a tablespoon. Maybe if there's any more. And
- 15:36Speaker 1: then it says half a teaspoon of something else, but
- 15:38Speaker 1: I don't even know what that would be. I'm just
- 15:39Speaker 1: gonna mix this.
- 15:40Speaker 2: Where's my thing? This is gonna work.
- 15:42Speaker 1: I hate this so much.
- 15:45Speaker 2: Shut up! Can we set a timer for 10 more minutes?
- 15:49Speaker 1: Ooh! Oh, yeah, we can start with the passion fruit. Oh, no!
- 15:54Speaker 1: It's like a cake! I think it's done. This pie's
- 15:57Speaker 1: gonna be all crust. Well, I do like a crusty pie.
- 16:02Speaker 1: It's so big, it looks like there should already be
- 16:04Speaker 1: filling in there, but it's not, it's just crust. Okay, well,
- 16:07Speaker 1: I'm just gonna leave that, and this is not frothy
- 16:10Speaker 1: at all.
- 16:12Speaker 2: Here, moving on.
- 16:13Speaker 1: Okay, bringing it together. Pour the blank in the blank,
- 16:16Speaker 1: let chill, and then add the blank, which I'm assuming
- 16:18Speaker 1: is this. I'm gonna put this in the fridge, it's
- 16:21Speaker 1: not meringue. We have this curd, and it's like pretty curdy.
- 16:24Speaker 1: I'm like excited about this curd, me too. I think
- 16:29Speaker 1: it's good. The pie crust on the other hand, not
- 16:31Speaker 1: so good.
- 16:32Speaker 2: How thick is this? I kind of want to taste it.
- 16:34Speaker 2: She's crumbly.
- 16:34Speaker 1: It's uh... It's crunchy.
- 16:38Speaker 2: I think I have to pour this into there.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
- 16:42Speaker 2: It's kind of aesthetically pleasing though. Is there room in
- 16:44Speaker 2: the fridge? I'll clean up. It's okay.
- 16:50Speaker 1: Okay, now we wait, right?
- 16:52Speaker 2: We just wait.
- 16:52Speaker 1: We have a jiggly, soupy pie. I'm gonna pour my
- 16:55Speaker 1: liquid meringue into it. And we're gonna throw it in
- 16:58Speaker 1: the fridge and hope to Jesus something happens. It looks cool.
- 17:02Speaker 2: I'm not mad at it. I know it's gonna taste
- 17:04Speaker 2: like shit.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Oh, I poured too much. At the end, pour the
- 17:10Speaker 1: blank in the blank. Let it chill and then add
- 17:13Speaker 1: the blank to the top. Blank in the blank until, oh,
- 17:16Speaker 1: do you put it in the oven? Putting the pie
- 17:18Speaker 1: in the oven. Put this in and pray to every
- 17:20Speaker 1: god there is. Yay! We have the first pie, the
- 17:27Speaker 1: proper pie.
- 17:28Speaker 2: It's so beautiful. And then, my pie.
- 17:31Speaker 1: She's extra crispy. And it's mobile. It's like alive inside.
- 17:35Speaker 1: It's like a science experiment. I'm excited to try this
- 17:38Speaker 1: and have the people behind the cameras try this too,
- 17:40Speaker 1: because you're not safe, not any of you.
- 17:42Speaker 2: So let's do this.
- 17:43Speaker 1: I think I created a new thing.
- 17:44Speaker 2: Oh God. There's no.
- 17:47Speaker 1: I'm gonna like cut this. Look at the crock! Hey! Yeah!
- 17:52Speaker 2: Okay, there's color. There's good color there. That's okay. Okay.
- 17:56Speaker 2: Maybe we get a little... a little bit more.
- 18:00Speaker 1: We're gonna taste test this and see and see what
- 18:02Speaker 1: people think.
- 18:05Speaker 2: You know what?
- 18:06Speaker 1: I like it. I think it's good. We're gonna rate
- 18:08Speaker 1: it out of 10. I think that is a 6.5
- 18:10Speaker 1: out of 10. You guys can be the judges of this.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Oh wow. It's like clay.
- 18:16Speaker 2: But you know what?
- 18:17Speaker 1: In terms of flavor. Right? It's kind of there. It's
- 18:20Speaker 1: like really hard to swallow, but the flavor is very good.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Like if I was at a wedding and I was
- 18:24Speaker 1: really scared of like upsetting the family, I would eat it,
- 18:28Speaker 1: but I would rate it a four. Okay. I love it.
- 18:32Speaker 2: And I just got a really big serving of crust.
- 18:34Speaker 2: It was really good.
- 18:35Speaker 1: Okay. You know what? I'm going to go with your six.
- 18:37Speaker 1: I'm going to go for orange.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Because the lemon part's really nice.
- 18:40Speaker 1: It's nice. And I know I didn't put in the
- 18:42Speaker 1: right ingredients for that. Good. We got a six out
- 18:44Speaker 1: of four. We got a five out of ten so far.
- 18:47Speaker 1: It was actually really good. Shut up. Well, it's the
- 18:51Speaker 1: same flavor.
- 18:52Speaker 2: It's just crust.
- 18:53Speaker 1: Okay.
- 18:54Speaker 2: Thank you.
- 18:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 18:55Speaker 2: I think the lemon's.
- 18:55Speaker 1: Kind of there. If you didn't call it a pie.
- 18:58Speaker 2: It's like a loaf of bread with, like, lemon sauce.
- 19:01Speaker 1: I don't really like meringues.
- 19:03Speaker 2: That's okay, that's okay. Neither do I, and I actually
- 19:05Speaker 2: kind of like both of them.
- 19:07Speaker 1: So much hesitation. Flavor wise, I'll take it okay. The
- 19:10Speaker 1: crust is a little dry.
- 19:11Speaker 2: She's a little dry.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Do you know which ingredient you forgot in the crust? No. Butter? Yes.
- 19:15Speaker 1: Let's go with a four.
- 19:16Speaker 2: That's fair.
- 19:17Speaker 1: All right.
- 19:17Speaker 2: Well, I had fun.
- 19:19Speaker 1: I hope you guys did too. This pie is very sad.
- 19:22Speaker 2: It's probably, I don't know.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I'll take it home. Maybe somebody will eat it. I
- 19:25Speaker 1: probably won't. But if you liked the video, bye the camera,
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