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🐚 Rhode Island Housewives Premiere + Ladies of London Ep 6: Threat to RHONJ, Tanning Salon Lore, Jo to Kelsey & London Scripted? · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, welcome in. It's a double
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  Speaker 2: dose of a housewives show and a London show, and
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  Speaker 2: those are the real Housewives of Rhode Island.
• 0:33
  Speaker 1: It's Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 2: When someone says something, we all hear it. And Ladies
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  Speaker 2: of London, you slag. Talk about two completely different vibes
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  Speaker 2: on the spectrum, right, Emily, Oh my god, nuts.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm loving both of them.
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  Speaker 2: I know. Isn't it great to have that? You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's just like basically dinner and dessert or whatever, or
• 1:06
  Speaker 2: you don't call it what you want. I saw the
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  Speaker 2: look you gave me. If you don't think it's that,
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  Speaker 2: it's not that.
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  Speaker 1: Is it possible that they're both dinner? I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: both main courses?
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually my thoughts changed. My thoughts changed last night.
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  Speaker 1: About what.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies of London. Oh that's why I texted you. I said,
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  Speaker 2: are you up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I did see that this morning?
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  Speaker 2: I was asleep. Oh yeah, it was like eleven thirty.
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  Speaker 2: I had a lot of nerve. I had a lot
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  Speaker 2: of nerve. But we'll get to that because but first
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  Speaker 2: up is Rhode Island, which is very exciting because this
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  Speaker 2: is a new show that we've never embarked on. And
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  Speaker 2: the reason why I say that is because all the
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  Speaker 2: darlings who listened to this show from the United States
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  Speaker 2: and beyond. I mean, they're not watching all the shows.
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  Speaker 2: They just like to listen to us to have a
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  Speaker 2: little tet on chet. They like to just listen. So
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  Speaker 2: this is a new show on Bravo, and it's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's like this, Goodbye Jersey, Hello Rhode Island. Sorry I
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  Speaker 2: said it, welcome in Rhode Island. You know, here's what
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  Speaker 2: I think. Emily Predictions, Andy and the team over at Bravo.
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  Speaker 2: They were they're kind enough to extend one final season
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  Speaker 2: for the Real Housewives of New Jersey. They're going to
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: allow Teresa and Melissa to come together and have the
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  Speaker 2: fans see it, and then at the end of the
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  Speaker 2: season they're going to say thank you good night, and
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  Speaker 2: it's not going to come back. And I think that's
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  Speaker 2: the right thing to do. They're going to put it
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  Speaker 2: and they're I mean, I'm okay, I just rephrase that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it'll never come back, but I think
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  Speaker 2: that that cast will never return again, and they'll start
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  Speaker 2: from scratch in maybe two to three years. It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be put on a major pause, back burner. We're
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  Speaker 2: going to focus on Rhode Island. We might circle back
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  Speaker 2: to Jersey eventually, but I do think that we have
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  Speaker 2: we have Rhode Island now. Dolores can easily hop on
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  Speaker 2: over there. She did. She can hop on over there
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  Speaker 2: for good.
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  Speaker 1: And Melissa and Theresa and the rest of Jersey can
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  Speaker 1: hop on over to eat.
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  Speaker 2: Oh dudewives there. You know, just when you think that
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  Speaker 2: your world is like, you know, locked in and no
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  Speaker 2: big surprises, things change. Guys. We learned that a long
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  Speaker 2: time ago. Yeah, and here we are. You know, we
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  Speaker 2: don't have New York. We don't have Jersey, Dallas. I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like that was a dig. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like that was a dig And I don't need
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  Speaker 2: to be a part of this. I like, well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, we can you imagine if New York and New
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  Speaker 1: Jersey was the same cast filming at the pace that
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  Speaker 1: they had been filming for this entire time, that right
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  Speaker 1: never have worked.
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  Speaker 2: Not sustainable. Look at the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
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  Speaker 2: You can't look at what are some other shows that
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  Speaker 2: just churn and burn, that are destroyed.
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  Speaker 1: So they just burn out. I mean even like Jersey. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: I mean all these shows now that they they actually
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  Speaker 1: they ended up having to be like pausing that. But
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  Speaker 1: like these shows can't sustain that pace.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you can't be drunk that. They can't be drunk
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  Speaker 2: that along. Yeah, I mean you can, but you gotta
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  Speaker 2: let your cass dry out for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have to let like drama build.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, thank you, Emily. Emily and I are in
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  Speaker 2: gorgeous California and we are heading right into gorgeous Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 2: What a delightful geography lesson to just be there. I
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  Speaker 2: know nothing about Rhode Island. I've never been there. I
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  Speaker 2: know it's the smallest state in the country. I had
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  Speaker 2: no idea that people were marrying their relatives. According to Liz,
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  Speaker 2: that's and you know, maybe there are more there that
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  Speaker 2: they just don't know about. But I had no clue.
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  Speaker 2: You know, how thick as thieves they were over there,
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  Speaker 2: and they are so protective and you know, proud of
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  Speaker 2: being from their state. And I did find that interesting.
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know which Brunette said it, but one of
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  Speaker 2: them said that, like, if you're not from here, you know,
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  Speaker 2: that's a problem.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the brunettes.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the brunettes issue.
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  Speaker 1: The same one that I had with Mormon Wives, where
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, i Am not going to clock these heads
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  Speaker 1: for four episodes.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not. We have a chart in front of us,
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  Speaker 2: Emily stole from someone on the internet shared it with me.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you readit friends, And basically we do have their
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  Speaker 2: pictures and their faces. But what I have an issue
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  Speaker 2: with is why they have Liz's very old like first
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  Speaker 2: face instead of her current face. This is the face
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  Speaker 2: that Laura saw face, her Dolores face.
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  Speaker 1: What Liz is the Dolores.
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  Speaker 2: Face, right, But on this graph, yeah, I'm sorry. On
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  Speaker 2: this chart it has her old face before she fully
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  Speaker 2: morphed into Dolores, which is confusing. So it's like, I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking at all these pictures and I'm like, but that's
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  Speaker 2: not even she's not on the cast right now because
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  Speaker 2: that's her old face, right, because look at I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to show it with the Tier two drama Moms and
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  Speaker 2: Popacy Liz McGraw, that's her old face, like that's before
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  Speaker 2: her face, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: From the and we've only watched the first episode, but
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  Speaker 1: from her current with her current look. I had to
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  Speaker 1: look again at who she was from the beginning of
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: the episode to the fourth of July party. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: wait a second, who is this.
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  Speaker 2: Showing change before she got to the port in the
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  Speaker 2: July party. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I will say that these guests will, yeah, they will
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  Speaker 1: change a makeup look and it really does transform their face.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that is absolutely true, and I've always stood by that, Emily,
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  Speaker 2: because when people are very quick to be like they've
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  Speaker 2: had a nose job, they've had this done, they've have
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  Speaker 2: this done, and I'm like, you know what, let's just
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  Speaker 2: take a beat and just appreciate what makeup can actually do.
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  Speaker 2: Right now, all that aside, there's a lot of work
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  Speaker 2: that's been done, but Liz has shared Dolores's like surgeon
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  Speaker 2: and doctors and all this stuff. That's why they look
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  Speaker 2: so similar. I mean their dentists, they both have the
• 8:12
  Speaker 2: same veneer person, they both had the same guy who
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  Speaker 2: did their face, and they met at a weed convention
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  Speaker 2: when Frank Catania was getting into the business.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, and it sounds like that Liz and her husband
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  Speaker 1: got in at the ground floor of all that. Because
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: now I think it's a lot harder to a ton
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  Speaker 1: of money.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, Emily, And isn't that amazing you No, Emily, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You're gorgeous and you're gorgeous California. I am so impressed
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  Speaker 2: by it. I love it. I also thought it was
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  Speaker 2: really cute that Liz is, like, you know, when we
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  Speaker 2: got married, I didn't. She basically became a stepmom to
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  Speaker 2: three girls, and she didn't know, you know, anything, pickup,
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  Speaker 2: drop off, you know, all this stuff. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was so fun hearing her story about becoming like an
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  Speaker 2: instant mom and having the responsibility of three girls. It's
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  Speaker 2: a tremendous amount of work. I thought that was really sweet.
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  Speaker 2: And that red Dinghy that she drives across that water.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: Maybe it's an inlet. I don't know. I'm just shooting
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  Speaker 2: from the hip. I'm just shooting from the hip. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: we'll see. I'm going to figure it out. But that
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  Speaker 2: red Dinghy was amazing, and it was definitely you know
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  Speaker 2: Luanne's like I started that. I started it and I
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: finished at Durling because remember when durit, like you know
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: that footage, that epic footage of Derret smoking in the
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  Speaker 2: car down like mul Holland or whatever, or Laurel Canyon
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  Speaker 2: the second that everyone was celebrating durite smoking. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you noticed this, but in Luanne's social media,
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  Speaker 2: every post was like, I smoke dot at all smoking.
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: I've always been smoking. Did you notice that? I didn't?
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  Speaker 1: But I mean that totally is like me me please
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  Speaker 1: me me me me me.
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  Speaker 2: Me me me me me l u l u r
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  Speaker 2: lu well me me lu lu lu lu lu lulu.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way that we say lo l Now you guys,
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: in case you didn't know, if you're just joining us
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  Speaker 2: for the first time, welcome in. We say l O
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  Speaker 2: l by l U l u l It's one of
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  Speaker 2: Emily's specials. It's the joke of the year. It's the
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  Speaker 2: joke of twenty twenty six for me. The lul I
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  Speaker 2: told you that when it happened. So, but there's there's
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  Speaker 2: plenty of time for that to be booted out by
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  Speaker 2: someone else.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, get on it, everybody, let's get it out of there.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: No, get it out of there. So anyway, she got
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  Speaker 2: that dinghy and uh, she's just shit talking, you know,
• 10:59
  Speaker 2: the sugar baby Kelsey at that lunch and it's great, that's.
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: So fascinating to me the whole Kelsey thing.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: Is that wild or what? Yeah?
• 11:08
  Speaker 1: Also, I fully sign off on traveling with a towel
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  Speaker 1: in the summer when you have shorts and sitting on
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  Speaker 1: a towel, Oh, because my legs. Like when she was
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: like I got to sit on a napkin her a
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  Speaker 1: towel is like thank you?
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: Like that is my the sweating or because of the
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  Speaker 2: hot seat.
• 11:25
  Speaker 1: The lines from my seat and it just like pools
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  Speaker 1: your skin off.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: No, we can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I fully sign off on that.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: And you probably bring like a whole fold up Matt thing.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: Oh I know, I know, I know, I do know.
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  Speaker 2: Actually no, pretty damn good. My girl. We were out
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: to drinks and she's all, I'll be right back. She's
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: got her bathroom hook that she used. She's like, she
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: got she has her hook out. She's like, which is
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  Speaker 2: so brilliant, you know, so you don't have to touch
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  Speaker 2: the handles.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a metal hook I bought on Etsy that
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: you put on your keychain and it opens like refrigerator
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: doors at the supermarket.
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you're using it at home. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, we have a problem.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: It hooks onto every handle that you could ever not
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  Speaker 1: want to touch.
• 12:19
  Speaker 2: You know, you could just wear gloves.
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: The COVID's the pandemic's over. I just want my metal hook,
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: so people, Okay, I have a key that opens everything up.
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: My god, I got the key to the city.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get you a key to Rhode Island. Oh
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: my god, look at that hook. Wow. Can you imagine
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: Emily meaning, Oh my god, she's got her own monogram
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  Speaker 2: mat to sit on in a hook to grab things.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: You're fucking amazing. I love you. Oh, they would love you.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: They would let you know. They would love Maryland Emily.
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: Not they would love you, but they would love Maryland
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: Emily a little. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: These gals are like they they are Jersey, but they
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: think they're not. That's what I love about that. They
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: think they are royalty.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: And that's what it is. You're so right.
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: You cracked the road.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, Rhode Island is the most exclusive fucking place
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  Speaker 2: on Earth with the classiest broads in the world. Deal
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  Speaker 2: with it. I'm married to my third cousin. Okay, I have.
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: Four hundred million dollars. It's like, okay, we're on your
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: planet now.
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: We are we've been transported. No, it's insane, Like Kelsey
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: is a kept woman.
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  Speaker 1: That's wild to me for my Miss Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, did he pay for that?
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: Because I have been Miss Rhode Island without that, without him?
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, and of course I'm thinking, oh, he like
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: encouraged her, he you know, built her up. But now
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, well, when do you pay somebody, you know,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: with his connections and stuff. Yeah, but wait, doesn't that
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: give you Joe vibes from Orange County Season one when
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  Speaker 2: she was a kept woman inside of Slade's house.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, except I love that Kelsey's like and then when
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: he saw it here he's in Miami and he has
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: another girlfriend there. It's like we finally are having this.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but Emily don't realize Slade was living somewhere else
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: with another girlfriend. So that's actually.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: But I don't think that shit.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: I'm kidding. I'm joking, and I'm totally joking. No, that's
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: such a joke, allegedly not true and totally joking. Okay,
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get sued by Slade. I do
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: get I don't want to get sued by Slade. Lost it.
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: I'm not fist and disfust. No, I agree, it's like
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: for the housewives and what we watch, Joe walked so
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: that Kelsey could run into this whole new decade of life,
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: which is the modernized non monogamy.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: Not monogamous, and then they do throw the word polygamy around,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: but that's.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: Not what this is. No, it's not. No one's in
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: the house with her, come on. But like, also, this
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: is gonna air on Sunday nights, which is really fun.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: So we're just kind of doing broad Starks right now,
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: but then we're gonna be able to hop back in
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: next week for it. You know who I also love
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: is like sleepy Alicia. I'm beat down. I got eight
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: thousand aunts who want me to get married. I don't
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: even care anymore. I don't care what's up with her.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: She's hilarious, I know, because she doesn't say anything right.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: She's like a Ramonaanda Jane's.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: Wait, was it Jane's Fonda or Jane's She's like Jane's addiction.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: I love this. I love getting my Jane's addiction on.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: And they've got care characters over there, Emily.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: The stations at Joe Ellen's Fourth of July party are exquisite. Okay,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: we should do a side by side of stations compared
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: to like Heather Dubro's. Okay, Joe Ellen's Fourth of July party,
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  Speaker 2: we've got she.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: Does have the Fourth of July is by the way,
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  Speaker 1: that's remarkable.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Is she the one that doesn't know or is it
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  Speaker 2: something she is the one she's hosting the party but
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: thinks it's about Yeah, she's like her Slymouth Plymouth rock. Uh,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: it's like you know, school of rock where you learn
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: the ABC's and how to sing with Jack Black and
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: we discovered America. That's what she's like. Okay, So her
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: stations Caviar Wieners, that sounds really delightful. Kathy Hilton might
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: even partake Canole station Hello, and a caricature cture cature
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: station character Carcukrookerkurr station. Now, if you were to look
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: at like Heather dupros, it's like a monogramming station, like
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: a caviar bump station with a to go caviar tin.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: You know you're going to be looking at a lot
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  Speaker 2: of more elevated I would say understated and elevated stations.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But you know what we should do. We should have
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: like a pull over on Patreon, Like which which stations
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  Speaker 2: would Okay, let's think about this. It'd be like, which
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  Speaker 2: stations would you want to go to? Like the caviar
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: Wiener Cannoli caricature creature station, or like a permanent jewelry
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  Speaker 2: palm reader monogram station. How what would you do? Emily?
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Welly, Heathers would be the better? I mean, would you
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: put it like that? Would you rather get hit in
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: the face with a baseball bat or have a massage?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You decide we're gonna run up poles?
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Your response, well, Heathers, if I'm anything else but alive,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what other answer is there? I gotta tell you,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I love I love a Canoli. I am interested in
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a Canoli station only because I would want to choose
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  Speaker 2: whatever toppings. That sounds interesting, but I one hundred percent agree.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: I'm going over to Dubro's. I'm going over to Dubro's. Okay, okay,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Oh you know who has elevated the caricature space is sad?
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Who's done that?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Amy? Thank you for who?
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Jim Davis Animator.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now, I'm like, wait, I know who that is?
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: No on social media, it's drunk drawn They are in
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: our Bravo World. You know I'm talking about. They do
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  Speaker 2: all of it. They're like caricatures. That's how I see
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: his work, but elevated because there's so much more to
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: it that is art. It's art. But do you see
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: I agree. Okay, So I think that's really interesting. I
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: was swiping through drunk Drawn's carousel. Try and say that, guys,
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: try and say that, Alicia, and it was like from
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: the Valley and and he's got some savage ones of
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: like Lalla's great, the one of Zaga is nuts, and
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: then like Brittany's is like I got a sporkle back
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: and he spelled it like s p o r k
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  Speaker 2: l E. And she's like in a starfish starfish position,
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: like jumping up. It's really funny. Anyway, let's get back
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: over to Rhode Island. So we had like a picnic
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: and then we had a Fourth of July party. Now
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: before we get to the picnic. I loved seeing Ashley
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: I from Bachelor Nation and Jared at Freakin' Audrey's coffee
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: place with him working. I mean, we love someone who
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: works and so and with somebody with business.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Not taking a break for the cameras. We're gonna order
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: up right here.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Order up. Sorry, Chris is waiting for his ice. Chris,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I loved it so much.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I am confused because she's saying that they really don't
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: need the coffee shop, and because they could both be
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: influencers and make a ton of money and do However,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: it seems like he really wants this and like he
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: also hates it. Yeah, just confused by it.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, let me I speak Rhode Island, so let
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: me explain to you. I'm kidding. I don't know Emily no.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Uh So I think it's interesting because I do think
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: that he's at his wits end with this coffee place.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: I think she is. Also clearly she was drawn to tears.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah at the I mean I was like, all right,
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: that's a little much, but okay, I can't believe it
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: always a day like Audrey's.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: It's so it looks so stressful, and you know, it's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: a coffee shop. So he's got to get there at
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: four in the morning.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Well like for somebody, somebody does. He doesn't always have
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: to he somebody does, at least when she said that
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: when they got it started, one hundred percent, he's going
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: to be working, like, like she said, one hundred hours
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: a week, no doubt. I mean, but at this point
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: he can have somebody open and close. But also it
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: depends if you're the kind of person that, like would
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: never want to trust somebody, And I get that too.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: So I think the great thing is that she's on
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: this show and they will now be able to get
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: back into the world of influencing. I think this will
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: be a great segue into you know, promoting their business,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: maybe making more money, outsourcing some things. And then also
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: her fingernails on Oh did she lose a fingernail and
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: she was peeling her fingernails off onto her laptop that
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: in conversation when she's sitting there waiting for her camera
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: for her.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: Coffee, she's just peeling her nails off into a pile
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: under her laptop.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Oh lord, oh lord. Well, you know what, that's shocking.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Considering that she's come from reality TV, she should know that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I kind of loved it. It was really disgusting, but
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I was like.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Yes, but you gotta know what not to do on camera.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: That's really gross. It was really gross, right wow.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But it felt very normal. It immediately humanized her to me.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: In a way that I don't know her from anybody.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: And when I knew that there was somebody from Bachelor
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Nation on there, I was like, well, this person's gonna know,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: they're just gonna be I'm not going to probably be
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: into them right away because they're going to be so
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: ready for reality. And then I see those like they
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: were the least reality of all time.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: They were and in fact, well, she's not from Rhode Island.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: She's from Virginia, right. And the interesting thing is it's
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: nice that she has clout coming in with her status
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: of Bachelor, because I don't think that they would be
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: that welcoming to her.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh for sure, she wouldn't be on the show.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Right, She wouldn't be on the show right, like of course.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: But I do love that dynamic and I really like
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: her a lot. Rosie the she a news she's not
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: a newscaster, a traffic and weather person. Okay it was
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: what right, Okay? She was love that. I love that,
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: And I love that she's like anyone over fifty knows
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: who I am. If I'm not recognized on a daily basis,
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: it hasn't been a good day. I love that everyone's
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: like my grandfather loves you, and it's awesome. She is
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: so perfect. Like you know, when you watch those people
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: on TV, you're always like, I wonder what their life
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: is like. It's it's nice to see an actual traffic
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: and weather person in real time. I am excited about this.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised that Bravo hasn't tapped that sooner. They're in
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: traffic people.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: I agree. Jumping into this show, it's like it's a
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: train that was already moving and we're just jumping on.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean exactly? Because it's all
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: these relationships. They all know each other for the most part, right, Well,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Ashley is not at that Fourth of July party, so
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, okay, that Loupin hasn't She might not know
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: everybody in the group.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so she's on the out's a little bit okay.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: But it does seem like these there's a lot of history.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And I forget who was fucking the tanning booth owner
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and wife. I think it was Kelsey that Joe Ellen
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: has known her whole life. Like Joel was like, oh yeah,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: she was fucking it. We both worked at the same ting.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: Everything happens the tanning salon. That's where Kelsey met her
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: sugar daddy. That's where she met him. Yes, they met
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: at a tanning salon party. Yes, they exist, and that's
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: where they made out for two hours.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Oh I okay, I didn't realize that.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: That's no because they didn't say it on. I just
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: saw it online somewhere. Okay. But Emily, when you said
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: the tanning salon thing, I was like it this all stems.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: If you were to look at a family tree, the
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: tanning salon would be right in the middle. Beach pale
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the one that we named in Maryland, we named beach Pail. Remember,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, beach pale fail. Uh, So you got your
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: tanning salon in the middle, and then you've got all
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the branches that come out of it. Yeah, family tree.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Can someone please can it? Darling? Please create a family tree.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: The tree is actually a tanning salon, okay.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Where there's like a tumor, a cancerous ojesus from skin
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: cancer in the middle and it just spreads its tentacles.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, check consumption, you're right, get your hand checked. Okay,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: but the graphic cares. Okay, they're gonna kick you out, Emily.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: You think that you care about them, and I know
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: that you do, but they're gonna kick you right out
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: of Rhode Island because you don't belong there, and neither
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: do I.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, Oh my god, they'd be like, she is beaming white,
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: she is the the sun has right, they'll tan off
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: me because I am so white, I will look like
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: the sun.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: I just can't believe how much we've talked about Danning
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: salons and like on the show, because now, I mean,
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: obviously it's probably turned into spray tan and also just
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: real tan, right or is it? Are they so tan
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: that it's done for the rest of their life.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I'm worried about Liz. I'm just gonna say that, I'm
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: worried about Liz. Okay, she's at that fourth at July party.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm concerned about her skin. Yeah, when she had
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: her hair pulled back and you can see some of
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: like the damage without the you know when they when
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you go to a dermatologist and they look and I'm like,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing the picture that you would get at the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: DERMATI a.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Special light, right, you're seeing the camera, Yeah, because it's
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: such gets HD quality, it's like four K. And we
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: have done a we've done a scan. I actually hope
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: that one of the events that they go on would
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: be to get their skin checked. I mean I actually think,
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: and I'm not even joking, like that would be a
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: great idea. Kyle does it?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Teddy?
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, Teddy has laid the foundation for all of us,
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: thank God, with her her skin cancer and and everything
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: she's gone through with her tumors and the journey that
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: she is on. I mean, she is absolutely doing God's work,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: you know, with like getting the word out there. I
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: think that she systematically sharing her story. And that's why
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I think Real Housewives platform can be so positive, is
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: that I guarantee you that hundreds of people from seeing
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: what she's going through have probably saved their own lives
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: by getting your skin shit. Yeah yeah, yeah, So let's
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: save Rhode Island.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I look, I've been to the tanning beds. I
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: tanned my ass off up until like I was twenty.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: So it's coming for me. I get it.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: It may not be coming for you.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I've I've called, I said, I'm here whenever you're ready.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: What is happening? I don't know, but we but now
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I get my niece and all of our friend's sunscreen.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I yell at them when they go out for good
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: UV days. I'm like, guys, take it from me, don't
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: But you've had your skin shacked and you're fine. We'll
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: see you, little sampo bitch. You get your ass to
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: that dermatologist.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: No, of course, I ask. Oh, okay, I'm saying I'm
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: fine today, but I don't.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. Granted, oh absolutely, I hear you. And that's smart.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: And you know what, let's all let every week on
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Sunday nights at eight o'clock on Bravo TV, be a
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: reminder to all of us to protect our skin and
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: be smart. Okay.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah. And then there's some people like Dan Mom, who
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: it just doesn't all the UV you can handle. And
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: she's fine and live in life. So oh you know
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: who knows?
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: I will never understand this life. All right, let's talk
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: about Rhode Island. So okay, so we're at this picnic.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Now here's what I want to say about the picnic.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: When you've got someone who's like I'm the chief salami
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: officer Charcuterie Creations, there's nothing else you need to do
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: for the rest of the season in order for me
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: to be committed to this show. I am in one
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: hundred percent, and that was just a one lady that
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: was going to come in and come out. But you've
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: already presented a chief salami officer at a company called
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Sharkuterie Creations. Mike Drop, thank you. This is what we've
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: been waiting for. Gorgeous, gorgeous Rode Island.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Also the fact that one of their husbands, I think
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: makes his living being a Sinatra singer.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: Right, not an impersonator. I kind of get I kind
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: of get like why he'd be offended, But at the
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: same time, I'm like, but you're just doing Sinatra, then
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: what do you expect your fucking id?
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: And then I'm also like, it is Jersey. It is
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: crazy that he's this guy in Rhode Island. Like that
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: is so Jersey New York to me that you can
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: make your living doing that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Like that's one job he has, didn't you he didn't
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: you hear?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: What are his other jobs?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Okay? She said? Wait whose husband is she? I don't
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: even know who talks?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Can we talk about this is traffic girl? Oh?
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: And they've known each other Rosie Yeah.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: This is rich, Yeah, Rich Rich The Frank Sinatra singer,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: cover singer, not impersonator. Right, there is a difference. He's
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: not like trying to put on the the costumes and
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the look like him and sing exactly like him. Right,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: but you know, okay, she's like, he's got a lot
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: of jobs.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I carry me. Hell was wrong with you?
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Emily. You guys, let's take
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: a second, just a second. Okay, pull yourself, color are
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: on air? I care you better stop a better look alive,
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: have a caviar wiener. Okay, we are back. A good
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: girl slag. Oh my god, I forgot. We have to
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: talk about Ladies of London.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: Cow, you're bitching a cow.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I didn't mean it, darling. I didn't mean to say
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: that your brother was murdered. Was like, not that big
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: of a deal. Don't take it personally, please.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: There's a momentary talk of crushed fels.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It just a momentary, So just don't wear that, darling.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: The rest is fine. Uh yeah, I mean we can
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: just get right into Ladies of Lennon, right or okay,
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: I guess we've got hold on. I just want to
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: say it's a mom A pizzeria is amazing. Oh yeah,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: that's Elisias. That's Billy, her husband Billy, Who's like, where
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: the crackers? Hey, where the crackers? Calm the funk down?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: All right, I'm trying to mind something new. God, what's
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: my life?
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: And I love that she's like my dra She loves
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Britney Spears and I love Britney Spears. So we get
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: along famously, like whatever whatever it takes. Baby.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know we mentioned it, but I need her
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: aunts in like every scene her.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Aunt answer Gray, She's like, I don't know how much
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: longer I couldn't live. I'm tie you right here. You
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: better get married in the back yo, old Oh no, no, wait,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: hold on, I'm gonna live another hour, move to a
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: better location and get married there. Yeah yeah, do it
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: for your ants, all right, give me some of that
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: shot boots.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they better get their own show. I would. I mean,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: they don't even need their I just need like a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Candy Burst style spin off of just the Ants for
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: like a special, like a four episode ski trip with
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: just the ants, but non skis. We don't even need
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to leave the lodge.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I'll go. But if you only get married on the slopes,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: be gorgeous. We'll do uprays skis You know that that's
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the answer, right, saying that, yes, okay, yeah, so there
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: you go. All right? Is there anything else we need
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: to talk about with this amazing new franchise?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Well done. I didn't know I needed it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't either, Emily, But you know what, it just
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: goes to show how much we've been We've been through
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: it with Jersey, you know, and.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: We have and we've had Jersey in every way because
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: it's not even like we've been on the shore. This
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: is like it's it's Rhode Island.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: It's perfect waterways salamis. Yeah, Tan Tanning, Uh, I gotta
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: tell you marriages, open marriages. Yeah, things are gonna get
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: real messy. Uh. Teresa and Melissa are shitting bricks right
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: now because they know they are losing their minds.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: They are plotting. For the first time ever.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: They're coming together. This will bring them together and this
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: is what I would like to see.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all hands meeting, Louis, go in your little podcast
• 36:13
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  Speaker 2: full disclosures. Well, Emila, why don't we talk about Ladies
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: of London? Okay, ohrighty? What happens in the last couple
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: of episodes while Marco is.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Living in a sixty thousand dollars a month flat.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: My god, that place is wild.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Surbert in every room?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just wow.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: I mean I did appreciate that there was a lot
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: of color happening because I feel like so often it's
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: all like that white subway tile, which I actually love,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: right right, love that?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's a nice classic. It's classic. Yeah right.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: But I did I like that They're like, you know what,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: we're we have this rental and we're gonna make it
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: all these fun colors.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Do you let me ask you this? So, do you
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: think that the rental I thought that the rental just
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: came like that. I don't think that they designed it
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: or decorated it like that. I think it just came
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: like she.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Didn't do it. It came like that. Yeah, okay, So you
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: know so often with these airbnbs are these kind of
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: like long term high end rentals. It's all right, icy,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: beige and white, and.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: You like the fact that the owners did it, got it.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Well those steps, oh my god, those stairs.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I get that it's old school to put
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: the nursery up up upstairs.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: I get it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: But she's Louise.
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: That's good it is. She was out of breath because
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: she was carrying her child too, but still like she's
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: in good shape. She's out of breath. I'm like, oh
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: my gosh, she's gonna be in the best shape of
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: her life. Like that's gonna be so hard to deal with.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: I would not she can work on that below deck
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: down underboat when this.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Is done, for sure, and she might she might you
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: never know, you never know where her acting career is
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: going to take her.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: With Daisy, she's.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Gonna come on, come on board, Come on, Margot, Margot, Margot,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: clean the heads.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Get the panty liner out of the closet, the fannyliner.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that. Her daughter, she was like,
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: what's your favorite color? She's like black. She's like, oh okay,
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: nothing at all. It was like, is it just goes
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: to show humanity is going to like go against what's
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: in their face, or like I don't like everything that's
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: in my face. You know, isn't that interesting?
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah? That is interesting? Yeah, I can't.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: It was probably too overstimulating. So she was like, black,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: get my eyes off of business. Is too much that
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: I can't. So there's a party.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Miss Wait a second, please, why in the hell did
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: you text me at eleven thirty to ask me if
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: I was up?
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: What you want to come over? Okay? I did, Well,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: you lost your chance. Okay. I love Ladies of London,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Okay I do. But here is where what I realized
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: last night. However, you just you're gonna have to take
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: it with a grain of salt because your girl was
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: on a little bit of a gummy. Okay, Okay, I
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: took my gummy. Okay. Loomy Co Drama All right, guys,
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: So I am watching this and I'm like, oh my gosh,
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: it's so acted. Everyone is acting, So everything is acting, acting,
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: acting acting, and then you've got like two percent. No,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it to because like I think that
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: they're living situations and their home situations and everything around
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: them is all like totally real. So I obviously that's
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: an immediate five percent reality right there. Everything in between,
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: the actual other than when they're fighting, is completely set up.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Is it enjoyable to me? Absolutely?
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: What do you think you're set up?
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh? I know, I know you're not gonna no.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: We have now flipped, because usually I'm the one that's like, Amy,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: get your head out of your ass, sweet summer child.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: A man is a fucking fraud. Did someone say summer
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: summer moon, summer moon?
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Watch the moon landing last night? You know they're not.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: They're not landing on the moon summer moon sash at all.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: But now I am saying I think I believe it
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: because I think I'm comparing it if the baseline is
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: vander pump Villa, where it's like very scripted and crazy performative.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, this isn't that so, but I do think it is.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: The difference is is that, at least in my opinion, okay,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: is that they're just way better at doing it. Margo
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: is an actor, so she's really good at it. Mark
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: is so seasoned it's ridiculous. He knows how to do it,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: what not to do, when to do it. And Martha
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: is an actress also, So again I don't think that
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: every single moment is acting, but I absolutely think that
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: they are being told in the in the interim scenes,
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: like even with Kimmy where she's like, how's your crazy bird? Oh,
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: and then she starts like talking about Martha and she's
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: like her style is Jossed ridiculas. However, her accent is
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: you know, and they're just like ragging on her out
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: of nowhere and Martha is like, stop doing that, come on.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: You know. It's like it's very put on until it isn't.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: And that's where it gets a little bit real. Okay.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: See, I think they're very posh. I think they're I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: just think this is them culturally and it's a little
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: bit more reserved and less sensitive, and that's like, as
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: a culture, that's what they are.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I agree that that's probably how they
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: are as a culture, but I do think it's pushing
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: and when Martha is sticking up for her friend. You know,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: she's obviously getting really exasperated. But then when Kimmy and
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Martha are in each other's faces and she's like, because
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: you're always like aldic, bitch, and she's like, Kimmy has
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: a moment and she starts crying. Well, she's completely drunk. Okay,
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: So I do believe that that was real because she
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: was drunk and crying. But I think that everything, you know,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: it gets murky because that's how reality television works. It's
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: like you kind of sort of have to put a
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: structure up and you have these bullet points that you're
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: supposed to deal with, and then somebody does something that
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: goes beyond what maybe the plan is, and then it
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: gets like real, and that's where it's good. So, for example,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I don't think that Margo had any idea that she
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: was going to find out that Mark said these things
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: about her that she was acting. But I think that
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Mark was ready in his position and he had his
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: stuff to say, Well, ihood that somebody said that she's
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: a diva and she's just playing role. I'm like, okay,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: well that was obviously set up, you know, so, but
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: what's real is Margo's reaction and she's going to be
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: genuinely offended and she probably didn't expect that from Mark
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: because and so now it's going to get real. So
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: that's where I am. We don't need to I don't
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: think we should argue back and forth. But that's those
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: are the examples that.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I have and I do. Darling's buckle up.
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: I absolutely really love and enjoy this show and I
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: will continue watching it. But because it is in its
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: infancy stages, they it is overly produced unfortunately, but it's
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: working now. This is what I'm talking about now has
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: nothing to do with the first episode and two where
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: what's her name here? Yeah, that's totally separate. I completely
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: believe that.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think of that. That's why I have a
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: much easier time.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I agree. But see, it took me. It took my
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: gummy to open my eyes when I was tripping eggs.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seeing the seeing the light man, well, I watched
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: it sober and I believed everything.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Well, sometimes you need to break down those walls to
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: see something different. Because I've now watched it sober and stoned,
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: and tonight, who knows what's going to happen.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I know what's going to happen. Mama's stoned again.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: No, I don't do it every night. I can't.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, she does darling every night, especially when it's a
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: She's gonna get those Easter eggs out them in places
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: Maddie's never heard of.
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: A ah loomy coo drama. Not even a sponsor this week. Okay,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: but anyway, Kimmy being like, well all loyalty yacht and
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: you know, in Martha's face, it's kind of ridiculous. But
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I did love the moment when they that they had
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: at the end. I thought that was very real and
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: got that much about me, So that was great.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Don't forget that. Also, like when Mark, when Marco is
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: standing there getting like caught at like like two crows
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Kimmy and Mark, I would have been in tears, but
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Marco's just taking it. And she was super jetlagged, so
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I thought, man, maybe she's on something right now that
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: she's just like staring.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: She didn't know what to do. Yeah, she was in shock.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think that she knew that was coming how
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: to handle it, and jet lagged.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Another reason I'm fully in is because like if I
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: they at that moment, were like weird Ryan Murphy characters
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: to me, Kimmy and Mark, And if I saw that
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: in a Ryan Murphy's show, I wouldn't believe it.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: Right, believe it here, but it's not real. It's not
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: fully real.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Believe it they are these kids, You're not real.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, can you You're gonna be a great real housewife
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: because you got to have you have to be able
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: to have a conversation and get one hundred percent upset.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Can you listen? I believe that these are real characters
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: that are unbelievably charismatic, and they are those people to
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: their core you're projecting. Do you think.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: Star, You're a liar and I'm alicious despicable person.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Mark is not like walking around and talking to everybody
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: the way he talks like this. He's not like I
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: need to go to the grocery's stall to get something
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: like He'll be like I need to go to the
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: grocery store to get something, you know what I mean.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: He's going to be a little bit more understated all
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: the time. He's not going to be putting it on
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: as hard as he is on this show. Oh you
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: look so well, Yes, that's my point that Kimmy is heightened.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Everyone's heightened because they're doing a job. And that's not
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: to say that in other franchises, in other cities they're
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: not heightened. They are. However, the difference is is that
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: they're a new reality show and they have to put
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: The producers are making them put a very big structure
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: around them so that it doesn't fail. So they're giving
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: them a lot of script and lean into this. Talk
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: about that so we can piece this together the right
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: way and build it to what it is. And I
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: think that I'm not saying it's it's the wrong thing
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: to do. I'm just saying I can see through it.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: Counterpoint counterpoint, Amy is wrong, Darling.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: No, we can't keep talking about it over and over again.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: We just can't pull it. Put that in your poll
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: and smoke it.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she is lit up. I gotta go.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to costo. You think that I didn't know
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: that this is going to create some problems. Oh I did.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: God, I didn't call you at eleven thirty.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have said I know, No, I know. Actually
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: you're right, it's it's probably better you didn't call me.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: We got a pet psychic already. I wasn't happy about that,
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: oh right out of the gate, and it didn't.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: It wasn't a good It didn't really.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Garner just gave Magpie facts they like to play.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: A look, I kind of tell you I'm a sucker
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: for a magi fact.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: But also I'm confused because why was it going to
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: peck out Kimmy's eyeballs and now everybody can walk there
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: out like with naked eyeballs around her apartment all of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: a sudden.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Well, because they weren't going to invite the magpie Harkati
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: or whatever his name is her.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Kitti, it's he cut it's a woman.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Hey, kut tea heckitic that magpie is a woman. No,
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: it's not.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: This kid's a girl because she said it was her
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: mom reincarnated.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I'm so sorry. I think I think
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I was too stoned to take that in. Kati was
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: when she's invited over to your shoulder and you're a stranger,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: you want to put on the goggles, but I don't
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: think that the bird is going to land on you
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: like willy nilly on its own unless told to. So
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: that's why she's like put on the goggles so that
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: you you can get a proper introduction.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Got it?
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, I see, okay, thanks for taking me, taking my information,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: and I appreciate that for the first time ever. Oh wait,
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: it was really interesting to find out that Emma's scan,
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: the second scan showed that it didn't grow her tumor. Yeah,
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: that is like really concerning to me and very confusing.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean that it happens, so you have to
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: add that's why, you know, being an advocate for yourself is.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: But who would have had the thought to say, do
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: the scan again, like I don't believe it, do the
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: scan again? And so she would have walked away and
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and thought this for the next like three to four
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: or six months until she has another scan. And that's terrible.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, or I thought maybe to that point,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I thought, well, surely they were gonna be gosh, would
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: they have started treatment as though that No, they said
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: that they were going to watch it, right and then
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: do the scan again. Right. They would have thought she
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: had done something to shrink the tumor, you know what
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I mean. They would be like, what do you do? Well?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Those gels that Micah got you for your run must
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: have shrunk.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that was good news. I was happy about that.
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: Speaking of those those gels, like the heating thing that
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: you put on your leg for a cramp or something
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: like that because you run, would you appreciate.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: It gave them? She gave her jelosy.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Eat like, I didn't see the gels to eat. What
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: are the energy gels?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: That was that first thing she opened, and that was blurred,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: but she held it up and kind of blurred. It
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: was just out of focus and she was and it
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: was in every shot and I was like, well, what
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: is the brand?
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there're no brand deals so that it's not kidding men.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: So it's a gel like pills, like.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Energy gel you like in foil that you like, you know.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: You have never seen that before.
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they've been around for a minute.
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: I don't do anything with it. I don't do anything
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm not into like taking stuff loomy code
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: drama loomy. Yeah. But I also really like the other
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: gifts she gave her, which is like a small little
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: warmer that you can put on your leg if you
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: have a cramp. So of those things, Emily, as a runner,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: would you appreciate those from Micah Mika like.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: The gels please really? Yeah, we're doing old school wheel
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: fortune and I get to pick my prize, okay with
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I will take the gels for three hund and I
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: will take the running shorts that I don't know if
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: they're going to shape, so I'm not going to wear
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: them for the race.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you, You're welcome.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: But the warmer, I was like, there's a lot to
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: carrier with you.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking about all this. I was like,
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: she ain't gonna take these because you got a deal,
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Like I'm going to I have all this stuff on me,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Like where am I going to put it?
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Especially for twenty six miles?
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Man, have you run? Have you run a full marathon?
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I've run a couple, I've run several and I will
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: never do it again.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: For me personally, it became a not good thing because
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: it became like an obsessive thing. But that's why my
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: limit is like maybe a ten k and I try
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: to keep it casual because they do like running. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: but it gets kind of obsessive. And for me personally
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: it was it ended up being like too much.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Well, good for you that you figure that out. And
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: I always admire people who can commit to something like that.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: It's just amazing.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah for me to a point.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: But if you aren't gonna go hard with like full marathons,
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry you've lost your chance with Aaron from the
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Valley because he really wants a fitness girly. Are you
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: gonna be okay?
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Can you take a break?
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: Oh no, here we go again? All right? Hold on,
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: cry over Aaron. You know he'll never really see you,
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: even though he sees pretty well. Just keep swimming, all right.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: So Edwardian my fair lady. Love the theme so great,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: love the party, Oh my god, wonderful. Missy is just
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: so funny to me because she's like, my boobs are
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: always out, and she doesn't want Kimmy to be mad
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: at her because she loves Kimmy so much. So she's
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: like in her confessional she's always like, oh, I hate
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: her so much. She's so rude to me, but she's
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: so funny. I just I just can't help it, And
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: like she just says all these funny things where she's
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: constantly contradicting herself because she can't. She cannot be mad
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: at Kimmy because Kimmy's so fun and like interesting.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: See I think she's afraid of Kimmy. Oh, I think
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: there's something there. I think she's afraid of Kimmy like
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: saying the shit she says, and Missy just wants to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: stay on her good side.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: Well that's another way to look at it. Yeah, Mika
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: los Mika close to losing her license is hilarious, triving.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: I can't imagine. That's so hard. And I love that
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: we started the episode like do they drive? And last
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: week was like where do they Live? I just I
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: like the format. They've really figured out a beautiful format
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: for this show. And yeah, oh my god, I told
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: you I like the show just because I have some
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah scripted, very scripted, very scripted. Okay, okay, this.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: Show is called Amy points out all the strings.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: That's right. I'm the puppeteer, baby, and I know where
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: the strings are. I've been the puppet and the puppeteer.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: And the puppetuur as caricature. I will also say I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: hate a gender reveal party, but the way they did
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: it in Ladies of London I.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Was so shake, so shake, so gorgeous.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Just the cake.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: Oh and the way that she introduced the flavors.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Oh please, Force didn't burn down A city didn't have
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: to get burned down.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: If anything, she will probably be the next host to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: replace Prue on Great British Bake Off because she was
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: so good at it.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, I want to see Josh and knowl as a couple.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Oh what you don't Josh is married.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just saying, listen, New day baby, everybody's open now.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Just because he's effeminine doesn't mean that he's gay. Emily, Okay,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: he can wear you did you said you wanted to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: see Josh and Nola's a couple, Okay, as friends?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Gender here's the reveal. I'm repeating what you texted me.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: Don't you dare repeat the things I text you? Don't
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: you dare get you.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Stop yelling at me in front of the darlings.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: In front of the darlings. The darlings are watching, they're listening. Disgusting. Okay,
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: gender reveal amazing, so great, so cute, and I love
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: sorry Lottie being like, can you imagine the little suits?
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I know? I gonna say, well, I like the sounds
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: of the pink cake better than the blue cake because
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I was hoping for that just for the flavor Palette
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: wanted a girl girl.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, uh, can we still get that cake? Yeah?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Is that cake available? It's that in the back.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: Did you see at the end of that episode though,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: they dedicated it to her dad, So I think that
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: he must have passed away, which was sad Lottie's dad.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, oh man, because she said that he had cancer.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, shoe Yeah. Oh.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know when it happened, but that was just
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: dedicated to him.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: Hmmm.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you told me that. I did not realize that.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. The two parties that were going on
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: real quick before we wrap up, I just want to say,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: because there was one at Margo's home, you know, and
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: then there was it was Missy and Mika and Lottie Yes,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: And then there was one at Emma's house and that
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: was Mark, Kimmy and Martha, And it was just fun
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: to see the different parties and like everything that they're doing.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: And then with like Margo in her new home and
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: with this wine situation and then she's like, oh, I
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: forgot the wine and she brings out what the split?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: What a I was so confused.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: I was offended.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: I mean because also it's like I get that Margo
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't drink, but I was also, here's the other thing.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I can't be that offended because I'm like, gals,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: you know she doesn't drink, just bring your own wine.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: Why are you going to put it on Margo.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: That's a good point.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: So, but that when she's like, I found this which
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: looked like the thing that came with the airbnb when
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: she rented it.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: As that's exactly what I was gonna say, that's exactly
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: what it was, one hundred percent. She ordered all that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: food in, she had somebody play it and then uh
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: that was she was like, didn't think about any kind
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: of beverage of wine. So she was like, oh, I've
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: got this, and that's.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Chicken was raw. So she did make that chicken which
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: was cusy. Yeah yeah, yeah, the chicken she was like
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: plopping it in and like, oh that's the oven did
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: but it was prepared. It was all prepared food, unlike Emma.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: I was like so impressed with Emma, like getting in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: the weeds with everything.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Amazing. Yeah, she is no stranger because you know, long
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: lead that trains you to host the royal families these
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: types of things.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Darling, what is up with that husband?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: Hers and Kimmy.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: There wasn't a towel around like she was like, yeah
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: for Emma, because Kimmy. That's remember she said that she
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: knew Emma's hustle.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Before Syrian law him. Yeah.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: But this was the London flat that they were at.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Not they weren't at the estate.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: No manor right which they're gonna go to.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmmmmm impressive. Remember the Real Housewives of London went
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: to some that other woman's estate that she was running
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: from the lord of the manor.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Yes, right right. It seems to me and I clearly
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: have no place to speak on this because I have
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: no idea. It's I think that all of the castles
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: are fake in London. They're not old, They're not I'm kidding.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: I'm so Joe. Did you actually think I was serious?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Darlings, This has been edited. I had a yello at
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: Amy for forty five minutes and show her twenty castles
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: and dates and times, and now she's pretending like I
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: believe if.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: You, if you put together a presentation of twenty castles
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: and dates. I would love that. Oh my god, I
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: would totally. If she's turning around, look at her going
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: she's got it, you guys, she's pulling out a binder.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: Here it is.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Okay, we'll just prepare the people who are not watching
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: this can believe that she has a.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Castles by an author named Clara Bow.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: It's Moniquees Binder, you guys. That's hilarious. Yes, the Clara
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Bow book. I love it. No, you know, what I
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: was thinking is that, like, it's way more common for
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: people to take over an estate and put a lot
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: of money in it too, and open it up to
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: the public because it's so expensive to refurbish and to
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: keep going, so you have to open it up to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: the public in order to fund it to do the repairs.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: But like, so I think that it's a little bit
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: more common and maybe easier to get some sort of
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: castle or manor in these areas than we think it
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: is because it is so expensive to keep up.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: So anyway, was it was it Emma's or Margo's? Oh
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: now I'm forgetting hopefully we see it again. That had
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: the down nabbey bells for the downstairs. Did you see
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: that as regular on the outside like as their door.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, because I remember seeing that the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: close up and I was like, oh, those are the
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: those are for the I think it's Emma.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: It must be Emma. But they were like around I
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: got to get one of those.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah you do, because you actually that would work perfectly
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: at your place.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Oh you actually have as yeah for my staff right
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: the rest of my garage.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I think we've covered it. I'm excited to continue.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Also add Margo looks uh or there was a moment
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: not Margo, but Kimmi is not wearing all of the
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: red lipstick.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: She looks great with the light pink.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: It looked really good like she had like drank it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: off and it looked good.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: Looks so good.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. I know.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: I was going back and forth and like which one
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: do I like more? I don't know. Yeah, well, guys,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 2: what a fun rop through Rhode Island, across the pond
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: to London. We've done it all here Emily Teresas and
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