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Out Arting Shia LaBeouf: Blade Runner 2049 & Unaltered Star Wars · Multiple Nerdgasm

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welcome to multiple nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's all
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bit ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little s penis Dan I
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accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake
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up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you
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multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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things nerdy do you know you get porn on
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Snapchat yeah like just full on I could give you on Snapchat that I'd made
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myself no no not like that like there's sites you just enter their name and they
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record stuff and put it up for you to watch Oh you mean you add the user on
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Snapchat yeah yeah and then they put on a show they film each little bit how do
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you make money from that well I guess you charge people for that service yeah
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I mean I don't so that's the thing like I I saw one I went I'll get an add it
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and see how they make money and I can't work it out they just once a week I get
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a show I've been watching it so much just trying to figure it out just keep
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watching and watching one question for you Luke y have you put your credit card
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details in somewhere along the line no not into Snapchat no not into Snapchat
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but have you sent somebody like some girl in Los Angeles has your details
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right no not at all okay interesting and it's really weird watching it because
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you're sort of going okay you've just filmed it like that's just happened it's
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sort of weird yeah right so you're it's like
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voyerism it no give it a go sexy saffron what are we talking about here I mean
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how sexy are we talking she's quite attractive she's a redhead isn't she I'm
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not talking about how attractive is I'm talking about how much does she do for
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you um she does everything with her boyfriend interesting like it's full on
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last week she had a was a voting system full penetration that's a quote from a
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film we're going to talk about a bit later on yes it is it sure is oh you've
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uh caught up ly yes I finally sat down and watched it didn't even have the
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ironing out well I'm glad to hear that had your full attention did it yes it
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did do you want to talk about it now we can talk about it now all right I feel a
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bit bashful now I finally got around to seeing the tail job you want to talk us
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through what the tail job is for those listeners who don't know I might let Dan
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take I think it'll sound better coming from you lukee yeah I want you to do it
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some you know Australian movie uhhuh oh I usually don't like those well that's
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one thing I found strange it does have that Australian feel to it mhm it is an
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Australian movie which I don't mind yeah so it's probably why it had that feel
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this is a film that Dan has made yeah yeah Dan's written with our friend Brian
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and you know it's an Australian film because there's three to four shots of
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the Sydney Harbor Bridge yes yes yeah and that's all you need for it to be an
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Australian film these days is isn't it that's right that's all you need yeah
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and funny accents yeah well they're not funny accents that's just how we talk no
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well cuz it's just people we know yeah that's right but uh tail drob is the
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story of Nicholas he got a bit of a feeling that it's fiance is cheating mhm
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jumps in a taxi and gets the driver to follow him and things go downhill from
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there would you say things spiral quickly out of control very quickly yeah okay yeah good
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sign of a good movie then yeah did you enjoy it Luke you don't
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have to be nice I did enjoy it except for one bit go on the scene that I
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should have been in I know man I told you the role was written for you I just
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say I that could me and I could have done that better yeah you could have man
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with beard drinks and watches nudes is how that character name appears
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in the script offered it to Luke and he turned me down something about not
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living in the same city as me or some [ __ ] God tell me this Luke who was
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your favorite uh character in the film the best performance now think very
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carefully about your answer I think you'll find I think you find the answer is quite
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obvious uh it' be Terry small shoes Terry small
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shoes MH no I I'd have to say uh just between us M yeah uh probably be Jenna
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uhuh all right yeah no I I quite like Laura oh yeah yeah no no well that's
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good too oh yeah I thought she did very well it's funny because Jenna plays is
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or she doesn't play the only American character I guess she does by default
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but because she's the only American actor in the film I I do feel that in
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the American screenings that we've had there's been a point where she says her
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line and everyone kind of goes ah ah yeah ah I understand what someone
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said yeah that's right it was funny watching some of the
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scen though going I know where that is that' be pretty much everywhere rightman
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be a prostitute there yeah some of was filmed downstairs of our house that Matt
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still lives in it's got people in it that I've bumped into places and didn't
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remember that that's where I knew them from and so I've I've just been like oh
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I know that that guy from somewhere like cam Knight oh yeah yeah uh and I'm like
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because he's kind of comedy TV presenter kind of celebrity guy in Sydney mhm and
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then and then like every time I figured out I'm like I he was at my house yeah
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that's right yeah exactly right you just have so many guys coming through your
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house I it's hard while while this was being done I did yeah sorry MADD sorry
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no it's fine it was fun well look would you recommend this film to people Luke
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definitely good I'm glad you would I'm I'm I couldn't watch up with Hannah
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because she's on her way to Tasmania oh but when she gets back I'm going to sit
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down and watch it with her as well I knew I had to watch it today are you
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alone in the house ly I am oh wow you going to be all right I'm alone who's
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going to feed you there's we I got some microwavable meals so yeah it's fine
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there's notes on how long to do it my default is eggs whenever I'm the only
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one here it's eggs every time I love that but then you got to clean up wa for
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a week I eat eggs every night of the week yeah you used to eat eggs all the
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time when you were here that's my thing that's that's my food just an egg on
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some toast yes correct y That's my food that's how I keep myself alive well look
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before we move on from the tail job M uh I've managed to score an interview with
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somebody in D in the film is that right however did you manage that this will be
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of particular interest to Chris on Twitter who requested a tail job update
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y this is a surprise to you obviously I didn't I didn't tell you that I was
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going to do this Dan well I mean sorry as as you'll shortly understand you did
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know about it okay yeah do you you guys want to hear my interview yeah
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definitely yeah I do yeah I'm joined now by the co-director of a new film that
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recently had its World premiere at the slam dance film festival in Park City
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Utah it's been described as perhaps the funniest film to ever come out of
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Australia Daniel Miller welcome to the show could you tell us a bit about the
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film yeah it's called the tail job
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right well can we uh can we include a clip this is an audio podcast so I'm not
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sure that would translate too well do you have a clip you want me to play
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yeah okay yeah I have the file now um all right here we go this is a clip from
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uh from the
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film this doesn't seem to be a clip of the movie is that yeah is that you Dan
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correct with a [ __ ] that's right and what is that maneuver she's performing
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on you called It's called The Tail job
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right did you invent this position yeah well I mean I I like to think that I
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didn't invent it that it was kind of already out there and I just organized
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didn't gave it a name you know what I mean well it's certainly impressive from
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a stamina and endurance sort of perspective oh cheers man yeah yeah I'm
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pretty stoked I got to say I'm surprised you found someone willing to do it you can't
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pay actresses to do that they don't do it so you actually have to pay um porn
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stars or strippers to come out and do it yeah well makes me wonder what else you
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get up to God where do you begin this might be the most disturbing thing I've
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ever seen except maybe that rape scene in irreversible you know what we had a
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sales agent tell us that that scene is his favorite scene whatever A lot of
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people are starting to watch it okay and uh everyone really likes it which is
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great can we uh can we include a CP what's that noise Matt you want to have
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a guess what it is [ __ ] I'd rather we just get back to
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talking about your film well that sounds riveting well I'm sorry this interview
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doesn't interest you nothing we can do about that well you're just going to
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make derisive comments about me now there's only one thing that anyone ever
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criticizes but it's always the same thing yeah whatever well thanks for
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coming on the show [ __ ] off I guess we'll put this interview up on the
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specials Channel or something and say here lies a failure that suck Jesus
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Christ so there you go oh what what do you got to say for yourself Dan [ __ ] me
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is that one interview that you've butchered there or is that is that a
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Frankenstein I don't I don't even remember who I'm actually talking to
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there it's a Frankenstein oh
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God thanks thank you thank you Jenna for collecting all those clips for me have
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we now come so full circle that we're parodying ourselves on this that's
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amazing apparently so apparently so
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great well done guys well that was our new segment uh Luke reviews things mhm
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uh I guess we need a jingle for that um what would you like for your jingle
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Luke oh don't say the porkers or something like that I was about to say
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skulla yeah oh skulla fine yes do do you need me to
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send you some skulla music yes do it now mhm I can't now do it now sing sing now
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no fine I'll get it
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[Music]
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later anyway uh stay tuned next week when we make Luke review something else
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oh why don't give me something to review now okay I'll give you something to
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review now all right what about the uh the magic eight ball butt plug
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okay to sex to news sex to
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news this is uh come out on the market
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this week from a uh an Etsy store called
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glow [ __ ]
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yourself okay and um it's a legitimately
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real working magic eight ball around the size of one you might
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imagine would fit on a key ring except this one's attached to the
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other end of a little metal butt plug so what is I mean I was going to say what's
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the intended use I think I can figure that out but I mean I assume you put the
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butt plug in and then you ask it various questions about stuff you might want to
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do to the person wearing it and it tells you what your chances are I thought cuz
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I was going to say if I'm you know if I'm having some some mat time and I
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wanted to play with this it wouldn't be much use to me once once I'm already
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using it you know yeah you got to shake it around and ask at questions I'm not
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to see it if you said to somebody who had this up their ass and was shaking it
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about if you ask the magic eight ball can I do butt things to you the answer
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is probably already yes yeah or no because I've got the butt
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plugin I'll be honest yeah I'm surprised nobody's thought of this already mhm
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yeah I like how they've put it next to a Sharpie for scale although that Sharpie
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is not like any Sharpie I've ever seen before yes cuz it's up somebody's butt
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is that why no look at it it's huge I've seen a sh but it's have you yeah I think
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I go to different kind of websites than you m apparently so is was it on
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Snapchat no so Luke are you going to have a bit of a review of check your
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phones check my phone yep oh god what have you done God what what is this
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coming through why are you sending me what is this I think it's Luke's review are you
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serious did you just order one yep all right well ladies and gentlemen you will
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hear Luke's review um well six to eight delivery
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weeks I guess yeah Luke yeah I love
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you no I don't have to use it as a buck plug do I you can find something else to
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do with it that's fine I could just I review how I use it are you getting this
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deliver to your work no I get it to my parcel Locker can I just say are you
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guys looking at this right now yeah now I don't know what you guys get up to in
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the bedroom and I don't want to make any assumptions but at the risk of sounding
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a little bit vanilla it's not this right at the risk of sounding like a prude I
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don't actually own a butt plug of any kind right I'll admit that okay Luke does
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now Luke can never again say that he doesn't I'm surprised by the the
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insertion end of this being more cork screwy than I imagined it would be oh
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wait there's different types I'm scrolling down there's different types
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yeah there's different one which one did you order Luke I don't know I just put
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in there in order okay I didn't really look that closely because one of them is
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kind of like a bowl but kind of looks like a you know if a spoon was threedimensional
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yeah right and then one of them looks like well spoon is threedimensional but
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I I was waiting for that but if a spoon was extruded and then one of them looks
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like a beehive yeah it looks like one of those things that they see you see in films
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that people use to get honey out of a jar that no one actually owns one of
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those wooden things yes oh yes yeah yeah so whether Luke has one that looks
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considerably less comfortable than the other is only um something that time
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will tell yeah now um okay so that's for a few weeks what should I review next
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week um god let's keep the price lower this time and the accessibility uh
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better yeah I would like you to review the next film that you get sent
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on Snapchat yeah and you have to review
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it Luke like it's a legitimate film yeah we have have to talk about the cast
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Direction plot M character Arc uh technical things like lighting
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cinematography and lighting editing if there is well last week there was a
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cooking show so be interesting to see what happens next week all right that
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does sound interesting I got to say see this why I should not be left alone yeah
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and Hanah just started listening to the podcast she's going to get home and then
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you're going to be like oh thank God I need someone to help me get this out
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so uh I don't want to start a whole new segment for this but uh I'd say this is
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at least a one-off little segment called uh Dan learns about Australian history
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okay do we need a jingle for that a little one-off jingle could come up
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again all right I'll I'll do something okay uh let me know if you need a vocal
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track laid down right okay okay yeah yeah for
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sure learns about Australian history back
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I was reading this week about the arrival of the First Fleet right for
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those of you who don't know for those of you in other countries other than
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Australia the First Fleet was 11 ships that were Admiral by Governor Arthur
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Phillip who brought them to botney Bay and then later Sydney Cove and started
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the first settlement what became Sydney in 1788 so Captain Arthur philli kept
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extensive Diaries as most ship captains do of the voyage and of the landing
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right yeah right so I was reading excerpts from that diary this week and I
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want you to know right now this is not a bit okay I was G to say this is real
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Peter Mayu in no no no no this this is Captain I'd pick someone better than
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Captain Arthur Phillip right i' somebody slightly more topical what happened was
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James Cook mapped out the east coast and and cited botney Bay as the prime land
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space so that's where Arthur Philip landed first had an altercation there
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with the local Aboriginal people and decided instead to disembark and go
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about 10 km North uh to Jackson Bay and
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and and go Inland to a place that they later called Sydney Cove which became
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Sydney right so the reason for them not sticking around in botney Bay are you
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guys aware of this no okay I'm going to give you a multiple choice question
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multiple choice all right yep upon confronting the Aboriginal people For
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the First Time The Landing party consisting of Arthur philli and the
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other officers reacted to the abin by a
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greeting them like old friends B brutally slaughtering them all
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or C showing them all their dicks what do you I I have to go with dicks is it
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is it going to be c yeah no joke what they all got their dicks out why
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because fashion of officers at the time was to be clean shaven and to wear long
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powdered wigs right right and as they met the Aboriginal uh hunting party that
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came out to greet them through their rudimentary way of communicating with
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one another it came out that the Aboriginal men thought they had met the
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women of of this of this
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and so in order to prove to them that they were all in fact men Captain Arthur
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philli ordered that all the officers out whip it
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out interesting and sorry they couldn't hang around after that cuz they were too
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embarrassed they I think they just wanted to find a place where there
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weren't anyone who'd seen their dicks like they're like look mate we've got
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this entire continent do we have to land at the one place where a bunch of dudes have sit
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dicks yeah no I think I think even when the dicks came out the aberin still said
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we prefer if you didn't uh if you didn't land here how about or is it because
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they laughed at the size of their dick so they went no we got to get out of
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here yeah let's go yeah maybe or if you if it was that though you'd think that
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they'd go a little bit further than 15 minutes up the up the lake you know
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right I'll admit no I did not know that is that in any the documentaries no they
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uh they left that part out of the lessons that I learned in school maybe
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we should make a film about the what really happened yeah yeah but like film
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I mean short sketch yeah I don't know if it would maintain an entire film no I I
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don't think so but I've seen I've seen films based on less but honestly what
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else are the history books keeping us from you know what other Secrets does
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history have when the First Fleet arrived and showed their dicks to the
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Aborigines is it so much Secrets or I just can't be bothered to
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research maybe it's that just you personally the information's there yeah
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got hidden I just can't be bothered to pick up the
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book yeah maybe you've nailed it there Luke maybe uh maybe my teachers at
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school just just didn't look into enough details about the first landing like oh
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and something about dicks but I'm not going to read that far down I can't
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believe right if if I I mean I'm sure there's PR good reasons not to do this
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but if I was a teacher and like I was teaching a history class and they were
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all bored don't get your dick out no I'd be like you know what I'll get you know
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what they'll find interesting yeah is this story be like look if you all pay
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attention to this I'll tell you how the dicks factor in yeah that's right you
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know if you work hard all day and the afternoon I'll tell you about that time
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Captain Arthur Phillip showed his dick to a bunch of Aboriginal men all right
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kids I'm going to tell you something now we'll be on the test and you will
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remember it yeah that's right yeah anyway that's dick news for today dick
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news SL Dan learns about history I have a feeling it's going to be the
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same I have a public service announcement you if you're planning
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getting the Fallout 4 season pass yeah do it before the 1st of March uhuh yeah
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why well what uh cuz how much is it now it's $50 in Australia now okay right as
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of the 1 of March it goes to 80 why the season pass they sold they went look we
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don't even know what we're doing yet but we guarantee you it's worth this [ __ ]
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that annoys me yeah and so they went buy it at this price but they also did say
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that if you have already bought it you've got it already yeah but they've
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worked out that no we're actually doing quite a lot more content than we had
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originally thought we were going to do so we're going to have to increase the
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price right no I mean that's that's good I'm glad they're planning on doing a lot
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of stuff and I like the fact that they're even going look so you've got
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they've given people two weeks to do it so you've got until the 1 of March to
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get it at the current price before it jumps up here's the thing so I would
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recommend doing it now by the time I get to the point where I've played enough
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Fallout 4 that I even need the DLC I'm going to have so many other games that
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I'm I'm focusing on no I'm there I'm there right now I don't know man I I had
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it from day one all I'm doing is I'm just wandering around now and just I
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don't know upgrading my armor I haven't even I haven't even touched it in in
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maybe a month yeah but we're talking about four Fallout 4 and playing the
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game Fallout 4 that's true I haven't done that either oh dick news is
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finished I just haven't played it at all I actually sat down for the first time
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in ages and started playing it again and I'm upset that I haven't been playing it
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for so long yeah that's what I'm going to be doing after the podcast and
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probably to the early hours of the morning tonight me too Haven you got
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work tomorrow but I did last night it's fine I can go in late all right then I
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have to leave late yeah I made I made an effort to play something this weekend I
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don't know if anybody else has checked this out the division there the open
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Beta I saw that you were playing it yeah have you guys I don't play betas anymore
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okay why is that it reminds him too much of what he does at work I'm spending two
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well no it's more that I've got that many games that I own that I haven't
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played maybe I should play them instead of worrying about a game that it's not
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out yet it's just a test well part of the reason I did this was
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because uh I didn't really know what the division was I saw it at Pax and E Expo
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and everything like that and I think I was I was a bit confused about what it
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was I thought it was just like a squad shooter kind of because it's Tom Clan's
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the division yeah I haven't played one of the Tom Clancy games for years
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actually well this is more like Destiny
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than it is anything else yeah um and uh
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first of all I it's really good I I'm really enjoying it and I I'm pretty sure
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I will be playing it uh when it comes out because it's yeah it's like Destiny
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so it's sort of an MMO in that you have other people running around the world
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and it's set there's been a a viral outbreak in in Manhattan and you're part
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of the division and you basically you establish a base at the start and then
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you go out into this kind of open world which is other people running around in
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it as well and and you know do missions and collect uh you got to power up parts
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of the base and stuff like that to try and restore order in Manhattan mhm it's
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kind of post-apocalyptic version of the city you you know you upgrade your guns
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and it's like there RPG elements to it it's really cool it's a it's a
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cover-based shooter as well which I like I prefer that to um yeah me too to stuff
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like Destiny cuz I actually enjoy Destiny but then I played this and I'm
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like this is like a better version of that I think I haven't like I said I've
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already played the beta and I've only played it a little bit but so far I
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really like it okay I don't know I was goingon to say check it out because it's
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one of those thing it's a good opportunity to see if I will like the
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game before I can oh I'll get to buy it anyway yeah I know you are but I I'm
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sort of hesitant to commit to I might leave a bit later to get it cuz I don't
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want to commit to another long play game sure cuz and that's what the division is
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it's going to be loing in quite a lot well I found I couldn't even commit to
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uh rise of the Tomb Raider I played that for a bit and
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really enjoyed the first kind of couple of levels of it and then was just like n
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man I need to just just [ __ ] get back in the Wasteland and explore like I'm
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just not done with that yet I'm just not ready to let Fallout go that's how I am
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with Witcher I've got to finish the [ __ ] game well yesterday I actually
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went I'm going to play Witcher and then I opened it up and went it needs an
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update 16 gig and I went well off the Fallout I go well yeah the division so far it's
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really good um the there was one other thing I wanted to discuss uh I haven't
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experienced it because this is only on PC um but it's one of the first lot of games that
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support uh eye tracking peripherals which is you know like a thing where it
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can see where you're looking and um what it does uh in this case is when you're
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if you're on the PC and you've got one of these things it knows if you're
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looking at the map and it will open the map and it knows if you're if you're
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shooting and you look kind of up to the side it kind of slightly changes the the
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view to suit where you're looking and stuff like that I mean I haven't used it
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so I don't know how accurate this is but apparently it's really cool it's subtle
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enough that it works really well cuz I think it's one of those things that
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people go stupid with it it'll just be a pain in the ass M but like apparently it
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will Target enemies uh you know if you're looking at an enemy it knows to
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Target them and so it'll adjust the HUD to say you're targeting that guy now cuz
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you're looking at him yeah it's pretty cool and then looking at the edge of the
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screen will prompt it to kind of lean that way a little bit like if you're
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leaning around the corner and you can't quite see It'll kind of edge out which
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is going to take a little while to get used to I can imagine but I can see
27:02
being quite good well I you say that and I I agree but then that's the thing that
27:07
they're saying is that it apparently is quite natural feeling like it it's it
27:11
doesn't take too long to get used to which is interesting okay yeah I don't
27:15
know I don't have any of that Hardware or so no I my computer wouldn't even it
27:20
would get upset if I tried to even think about it barely runs Skype y as we've
27:26
discovered over the last few weeks I can't run the most up-to-date version of
27:29
Skype but you're here today and that's what that's what counts I'm here today that's right
27:33
yeah so yeah the division uh check it out well the beta will be over well I
27:39
will eventually yeah I'm not going to bother with the beta yeah I used to sign
27:42
up to all the betas and then I just got to the point of I could be playing a
27:46
full game that I own that I haven't finished yet yeah it's I I I'll play
27:50
trials but I don't really care about betas cuz normally the beta is about how
27:55
it's going to perform online with multiplayer yeah and with I don't like
27:58
playing online with people so well this was a good opportunity for me because I
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feel like I've had opportunities to play the division like at packs and stuff
28:05
like that and I I didn't bother CU I I didn't think it would interest me and
28:09
then I found out about it later and I was like ah damn it I should I should
28:11
have checked that out it sounds cool and so this is a good opportunity for me to
28:14
do that I misjudged it I think cuz it had Tom Clancy on it I thought oh it's
28:18
going to be like Rainbow Six or whatever but it's it's not at all I mean it is a
28:22
little bit but but it's it's got more to it than than I thought yeah it's good F
28:27
now all I've been playing this week is uh apart from for essay was super toy
28:31
cars yeah what is what is that it's a racing game where you plays little toy
28:37
cars well that does sound kind of fun I'll admit that does sound kind of fun
28:40
yeah that's it's fun not a long game I finished it 100% now H that's on the
28:46
Xbox obviously uh yes I had to get my friend's account to install it why oh
28:52
because it's one of the ones this is one of the little independent developers
28:56
yeah and oh I've got a new idea for a job that I'll explain in a minute all
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right okay um this is from so to try and get their game released in austral
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they'd have to go through all the classification process so that takes
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time and money and that's it's not really going to sell probably enough for
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him to do it here right so it's just got like an American release right so you
29:16
you obtained it got my friend in America to buy it and come over here and install
29:20
it and while he was here I was playing it and then he went home
29:25
yeah [ __ ] crimes it's not a
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crime but um no my job my idea for a job and I think we could all do this now
29:36
every country in the world has different classifications right yes and they all
29:39
have their own ways of applying for it yes I want to be a job my S an
29:44
organization and we do the classifications for all the countries so
29:48
instead of people having to apply for each of the countries and pay a fee in
29:52
each country they pay us one fee and we handle it for all the countries they
29:56
want to release in and we just say everything's fine so for example like if
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we classify it for um Saudi Arabia we take out all the
30:05
women yeah so we basically look at what their classification is and go okay over
30:10
there this would be an R rating but here it would be an M here this would not be
30:14
release so we just we still it meet the classification of each country but we're
30:17
just doing it for the organization as a whole instead of them having to go
30:22
everywhere and do it that's interesting makes sense oh and now that you've said
30:24
it on the podcast bet sure it happens yeah of course like I said last week I
30:29
said are there going to be future movies with an R rating now Deadpool's done so
30:33
well right Wolverine what next Wolverine is going to be irrated is that so really
30:39
is it gonna be hu gonna be like [ __ ] come here H Jackman yep hug Jackman's
30:43
last one um but I found also when I heard about that I also heard something
30:47
else that's kind of depressing um people so people who were
30:53
born the year Hugh Jackman first played Wolverine will be old enough to go see
30:58
his next St oh my God that's pretty funny yeah wow that makes me feel a
31:05
little old I'm glad Deadpool's having a
31:09
positive effect on uh on things cuz it's it's it's not all of them have to be
31:16
irrated but no no no of course they just need to learn that well one the highest
31:23
grossest movies it's good that they've realized I don't know what I don't know
31:27
what message they took away from the fact that it's been really successful it
31:29
might not be the message that we think but yeah I'm hoping they realize that
31:34
they don't have to keep pandering to children and they can make these comic
31:38
book movies for adults yeah but hopefully that's the message that they took
31:44
away yeah um do you guys see this uh petition to get Deadpool to host
31:48
Saturday Saturday Night Live not Ryan Reynolds Deadpool yeah but I don't think
31:53
it would work I don't like Saturday Night Live so I don't really give a [ __ ]
31:57
yeah and also I'm kind of a little bit
32:01
reluctant for Deadpool to get that kind of additional peripheral marketing
32:07
mainstream yes exactly because it's a good movie let's not ruin it I've seen
32:13
this happen before let's let's just keep it I'm not even sure we need a sequel to
32:18
this yeah I can't see Deadpool hosting something like that because there's no
32:23
fourth War he's just talking directly to the audience which sort of takes away
32:26
some of his humor yeah well look don't worry too much he's he said he's not
32:32
going to do it and deadp said he's not gonna do it yeah yeah and well we'll
32:37
hear his statement on that shortly um because he did it in a rather amusing
32:41
way and this leads us into Kanye West news for this week and I need to do I
32:44
need to apologize right to Kanye to Kanye W about Kanye West yeah because I
32:49
I used him in when I was talking he's used us when I was talking in a in an over
32:56
long and boring manner about spot the other week I said uh if you're Taylor
33:02
Swift or Kanye West I'm pretty sure I used him as an example then then you're
33:05
doing all right apparently he's not doing all right Kanye no he's millions
33:08
of dollar in debt and he's begging for cash so I'm sorry about that Kanye I
33:12
didn't mean to include you in the in a list of rich people um but also he had a
33:18
bit of a meltdown on Saturday Night Live did you guys hear about this yeah no s
33:22
of Twitter rant and no he was recorded backstage they did something they [ __ ] I
33:27
didn't hear about that okay they did something well I've got a clip I've got
33:29
a clip of him here uh and we'll listen to it it's it's pretty amusing by 50%
33:35
more influent than any other human being don't [ __ ] with
33:39
me don't [ __ ] with me don't [ __ ] with me
33:44
by 50% Dead or Alive by 50% for the next
33:48
thousand years Stanley Krick
33:53
yay so according to Kanye West he is 50%
33:58
more influential than Stanley Kubrick Pablo Picasso and the Apostle
34:04
Paul wow so um that is that is like next level delusion isn't it yeah he's
34:10
[ __ ] crazy did you hear about he made a game and um it was something about his
34:17
mother going to heaven or something Jesus and then he was presenting
34:22
something or some shows that and he's gone look here watch this and no one
34:26
sort of reacted the way he wanted so he made them everyone watch it again and
34:30
told him this is good I just can't believe that a Kardashian married
34:37
someone who embarrassed their
34:41
family you know what I mean like I just
34:45
I don't understand how how he's so out of touch well look Kanye's annoyed at
34:51
Saturn out live obviously uh and and we're going to hear now Deadpool
34:56
statement regarding regarding Saturday not live okay listen up more Michaels
35:01
SNL took my [ __ ] life a Pablo without
35:04
asking now that and R Taylor fake ass
35:09
I'm going break the [ __ ] in been 7even years since x man Origins
35:14
[ __ ] this [ __ ] I got the biggest RAR movie of all time are they [ __ ] crazy
35:19
I'm 50% more influential than MC Hammer Apostle Judas scariot the key is sento
35:24
10% more influential than Barber Bush the Muppet's Bob newart 60% more
35:27
influential than the iPhone 5 treed cheese and Dr Ruth 7% less influential
35:32
than the Urban Dictionary don't [ __ ] with me don't [ __ ] with me get her alive
35:38
3% more than
35:43
Wolverine is the best so yeah not happening sorry
35:49
everybody the petition's there but it's uh it's not happening I think it's one of those
35:55
silly petitions well clearly I'm actually I'm actually going to go
36:00
out in the limb and say that every single petition ever is silly yeah you
36:03
know when I was in high school we had to do a speech in English class uh
36:09
protesting something yeah yeah and mine was a protest against protesting because
36:15
I thought it was pointless yep yep that's great that's so mad that's the
36:18
most Madam thing I've ever heard know so I did this yeah I wrote this uh speech
36:24
about how I thought protesters were all wasting their time cu no one cares all
36:28
it does is annoy everybody the protest is annoyed cuz he's annoyed about
36:31
something anyway the people doing the thing that the protest is annoyed about
36:34
they get annoyed or it just inconveniences everybody yeah and I got
36:38
I got an A that's great cuz that could have gone either way yeah yeah yeah we
36:44
got any other movie news I know we do there's a bunch of a couple of remakes
36:47
that have been announced you want to take us through the spawn remake what
36:51
the [ __ ] that's going to be yeah apparently Todd mcfallen the creator of
36:55
sport has uh has written a new script for a new spawn film cuz the last one
37:00
was so good that he thinks there should be another one oh come on the soundtrack
37:05
for that movie was amazing yeah we we rewatched it the other day or the other
37:09
week and uh I'll talk about in a minute but this new one he says he's finished
37:13
the script and he's in the process of editing it's 185 pages and produces
37:16
usually like 120 yeah I think it's going to end up being about hour too long yeah
37:21
he is George he's not going with his first draft yeah it's good yeah yeah
37:25
yeah yeah so he's hoping he can get it done as an R-rated film that's what's
37:30
happening and he says if you take the Departed and mix it with Paranormal
37:33
Activity something like that what interesting yeah he says his goal is to
37:39
do something very different and unique with the character and what he says is
37:43
in the background there's this thing moving around this boogeyman the
37:46
boogeyman just happens to be something that you and I intellectually know is
37:50
spawn will he look like he did in the first movie no will he have a super
37:54
villain he fights no he's going to be a spectre the ghost so it's going to be a completely
38:00
unrelated movie with spawn just occasionally appearing in the background
38:04
I mean this is the guy that created Spawn so I mean [ __ ] if he wants
38:08
whatever he wants to do I guess is fine like it's his his character it sounds
38:12
interesting yeah mind you I'll say this if it's in the stage where he's writing
38:18
a script that means we're at least 10 years off this being put into
38:23
development like that doesn't mean this is happening as a movie now we rewatched
38:27
the first one as I said Jenner and I rewatched it and it's great come on guys
38:33
it's great you remember spawn remember going to the movies to see spawn I do
38:37
man yeah it's I mean it's [ __ ] it is but it's but it's great so bad I actually
38:43
tried to sit down and watch it probably a couple of months ago and I just I
38:46
couldn't do it I hated it at the time I mean have you have you seen it recently
38:51
Dan no I don't have any Nostalgia weird thing right someone's probably done a
38:55
video for this and if I can find one I'll put in the show notes but it was
38:58
when special effects films were first kind of taking off like computer
39:02
generated effects I mean and like and this was considered the special effects
39:07
film of of that year yeah but 19 such a
39:10
mixed bag of of of stuff you've got some amazing stuff like I still think it
39:17
looks great there's bits where he you know he's fighting violator there's some
39:20
great shots there some you his cloak is is animated like his computer generated
39:26
it looks fake is but it looks good but then you've got these whole sequences that
39:32
take place in hell yeah and they're [ __ ] awful it's the worst CG remember
39:39
that TV show reboot was like oh yes no it's just stuff like oh it's just very
39:45
very early computer generated Graphics look I'm going to find a picture of Mal
39:51
buer is the bad guy spawn and I'll paste the link to it in
39:56
the show notes and you have a look at this and just tell me what you think
40:00
this is Cutting Edge special effects right but it's not because there's some
40:04
great great stuff in the film and then there's this why is he got two spiky
40:09
dicks coming out of his head a it's so bad it's so strange why would you think
40:15
that's the way to go where you could get a guy in a costume looking better it's
40:18
such a mixed bag like special effects wise I mean other than that I mean this
40:23
the story is a bit all over the place like it's still cool I enjoyed watching
40:27
it it's not one of those actually we're having a conversation with somebody
40:29
about this the other night have you ever noticed that a lot of the films that are
40:32
considered the worst films of all time are actually still entertaining yeah
40:36
plan n from out of space is still entertaining because it's so bad the
40:39
room is is entertaining because it's so bad so mean they're not movies that you
40:43
can watch by yourself I I would say they are even like they're still pretty funny
40:49
but I mean does that not make them not the worst films isn't the worst film
40:53
ever the film that you never want to watch again yeah cuz it just wasn't
40:57
right just a film that you watched that was just like what that was nothing I
41:01
feel I feel nothing you know isn't that worse sure I completely agree so bad
41:07
it's good it's still good exactly exactly and spawn is that I think
41:12
personally for me I I still enjoyed it it's Goofy and it's fun another film
41:15
they're remaking that I don't quite understand is that they're remaking
41:19
Cabin Fever yeah apparently it's out oh it is okay so here are some facts about
41:24
the cabin fever remake number one it's produced by Eli Roth right right so
41:30
that's weird that he would produce his own remake right right uh and number two
41:36
they went straight off the original script right so I don't really
41:42
understand why this is even happening at all see I think Sam Rey produced The
41:48
Evil Dead remake but 40 years later yeah that's right like and it was different
41:54
yeah yeah 40 years am i g is he not that that old it might it's 70s right yeah no
41:59
no no 40 years yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas cin fever came out in the '90s
42:03
speak of Eli Roth I caught the first I didn't catch them I purposely tried to
42:09
watch Hemlock Grove oh yeah have you seen werewolf one right yeah werewolf
42:16
series I've heard mixed things about it it's like if the Twilight movies weren't
42:21
as well acted scripted and the storytelling wasn't quite as good
42:27
Jesus yeah that's scathing criticism I didn't have high hopes for this going in
42:34
because I'm not like a massive Eli Roth fan like you know I don't like
42:38
everything he does but no but but I was Keen to see what he had done and and and
42:42
the first part of the first episode seemed pretty cool and I was like okay
42:47
this is a little bit you know it's kind of like in a little town and something
42:51
Supernatural is a little bit HP Lovecraft a little bit Neil gaming but
42:54
it's also kind of violent so there's Rock input and this could be kind of
42:59
good it's it's it's really [ __ ] it's it's really
43:04
[ __ ] stopped needless to say I've stopped watching it that's a shame yeah
43:09
oh guess what I watched an episode of Dan what's that you guess what have you
43:12
been trying to get me to watch you better [ __ ] be talking about the Jinx
43:15
I am talking about the Jinx what did you think I watched the first episode I'm
43:20
I'm on board yeah yeah yeah keep going man keep going [ __ ] good good MADD good
43:27
did you go to Italy to see this yep yeah I did yeah yeah I did of course I
43:32
couldn't find it anywhere else no no no I had to watch it in Italy as well cuz
43:35
it's a HBO and we just don't have access to HBO here that's right yeah yeah no
43:40
I'm really really uh really interested it's got me it's hooked I'm interested
43:44
because so far doesn't quite warrant as many episodes as there are so I'm
43:50
interested to see where yeah interesting there's but there's considerably less
43:54
episodes than something like oh no no no I'm just I'm interested to see where it
43:59
goes yeah sure based on that you know what I mean because I'm like I see what
44:02
you're saying this is interesting but I'm sure there must be more coming you
44:06
know what I mean there is yeah okay I figured good boy Maddie good
44:12
boy I I I haven't watched it no that's no no surprise there really though is
44:17
there not really I'm watching the office at the moment are you which the UK or us
44:22
us us one got pretty good after season one I like and then got a little
44:27
tuned out again yeah it got old I actually watched uh just late at night
44:31
and I just wanted something on so I just popped on popped on the Netflix a
44:36
episode of office season 1 UK office oh yeah the one where they're getting the
44:41
corporate training it's like it's the best 22 minutes of TV
44:46
ever there's nothing not fun the guitar yeah when he get to the
44:50
guitar yeah free love on the free love
44:54
freeway it's so good there's been a rape
44:57
up there got to get their attention so good he's such a [ __ ]
45:03
idiot yeah genius yeah we've been watching uh rewat i' I've seen it before
45:09
but we've been re-watching pen andella's [ __ ] oh yeah great great yeah cuz
45:13
Jenna hasn't seen that before also we haven't spoken pen and Teller were at
45:17
slam dance oh really they were yeah pen and tell had a film at slam dance as
45:22
well this year so that was pretty cool in and of itself unfortunately their
45:26
film premiered on the opening night and my plane was delayed and I didn't make
45:32
it there in time I didn't get in until about 11:00 p.m. so I missed their film
45:37
didn't get to see it that's uh but went along the next morning there was a
45:41
breakfast with pen andella also got there late missed the
45:45
breakfast [ __ ] but I did I did arrive just as it was disbanding and everyone
45:52
was just kind of standing around chatting so I went up and stood next to
45:55
Panella just to say that did cool right so I've stood next to pen andella I like
46:01
those guys they're great yeah yeah I don't agree with everything they say I
46:07
do like their politics of things yeah exactly qu question things I like I like
46:12
yeah yeah and in fact question them as well question everything yeah and I I
46:17
would think that they would also be perfectly happy for you to apply their
46:20
philosophy to themselves and question everything that they say I mean they
46:24
approach everything in that show cuz I mean for the listeners who don't know
46:28
peniles [ __ ] is a show where they go around and they kind of
46:30
debunk things uh you know like uh say
46:35
bottled water or um ESP and alien abduction and stuff like that and they
46:40
talk about you know why it's [ __ ] that's why the show's called [ __ ]
46:44
but they do it from the perspective of pen is very libertarian and they're very
46:49
much they're very much about the government staying out of things
46:53
basically they think anybody should be able to do whatever they want as long as
46:55
they're not harming anything else and they apply that to drug use and to to to
47:00
anything literally anything right yeah and so I mean I don't always agree with
47:06
with what they say as far as people being you know like legal just legalize
47:10
everything and we'll sort it out like I don't necessarily agree with that no
47:14
always but uh but that's not but the show is still very good questioning
47:19
things is good one one thing uh that's odd you know as a as we talk I just type
47:24
[ __ ] just to see what pops up so I'm I'm I'm on Penn's Wikipedia right now right
47:31
I'll tell you why I looked him up in a sec but you know when you're in the
47:35
table of contents of a Wikipedia page and you can just see it his early life
47:39
career um and you know his his case um
47:43
magic juggling these are all subheadings
47:47
um number three is vintage nudes studio so I'm not going to tell you what
47:53
it says under there I'm just going to let people Google that for themselves if
47:56
they want the reason I looked up pen is because I wanted to see if it said
47:59
anything in reference to something that I noticed about him when I saw him a
48:04
couple of weeks ago is it his finger his his what his his red
48:08
fingernail no you want to tell us about his red fingernail sure he has a
48:13
fingernail if if you see them before ium he still does it he has one fingernail
48:17
painted red because when he was younger and he was training to be a magician his
48:21
mother said to him you should get a manicure because people will be looking
48:24
at your hands yeah and as a joke he went and got them done all and like yeah
48:31
exactly yeah and his mother passed away and so he keeps one finger red to
48:35
remember her a a yeah right this is the finger I used to remember me
48:40
[Laughter] Mom no it wasn't the red finger it was
48:46
the fact that he is skinny as [ __ ] I'm
48:50
hoping he's on a crash diet because if you ask me he looks like he's got
48:55
something you know he wasn't uh he looks big massively tall as well yeah and if
49:01
you look at even on episodes of [ __ ] and in the past I don't think he's as
49:05
big as he seems to be sometimes that could be it dude I think he wears very
49:09
baggy clothes in the past I look I laid eyes on him and I worried he looked sick
49:14
okay he has lost a lot of weight recently I've seen him do talks and
49:17
stuff he lot cuz he's a he's a very outspoken atheist as well and he's doing
49:20
a lot of talks about that kind of stuff now so he's been in the news for that
49:22
kind of thing and so I've seen him lately and he he definitely looks
49:26
skinnier than he did before but he was never that big I think he just sure okay
49:30
he has a big presence camera adds 20 okay look it says here that he's on an
49:35
extreme low calorie diet so there you go I hope that is the case I hope he's just
49:39
losing some weight yeah cuz uh I'll be upset if he had
49:44
AIDS I'm might have to make a jingle about him one day yeah hopefully not for
49:48
a long time hopefully not we went out the other night to they had a popup bar
49:53
in Sydney these things are so popular now popup bars Sydney [ __ ] goes nuts
49:57
for him and this one was of interest because it was uh it was Blade Runner
50:01
theme the bar wasn't the main attraction they were screening Blade Runner and and
50:05
the idea was they were going to try and recreate the the atmosphere of Blade
50:08
Runner and so it turns out it was actually in a in a car park in Sydney if
50:11
you know the Sydney it's on the corner of Goldin and Elizabeth streets the big
50:15
car park there was up on the roof mhm so there huge line we had to line up
50:19
because we didn't buy tickets they sold out within 15 minutes so we couldn't see
50:22
the film all right where was the film being screened do you know the car parks
50:26
kind of angled so you can you drive up and around and and spiral ever upwards
50:31
the very upper section they put a whole bunch of chairs out and they had a big
50:36
screen that they set up at the lower end of that and everybody had wireless
50:41
headphones oh wow and that's where you watched it so we could see the film but
50:44
we couldn't hear it sure yeah uh and then they had uh a big big kind of stall
50:50
selling noodles which is appropriate I was like if they don't have noodles
50:52
there it's that's so I bought some noodles uh and they had a bath as well
50:57
which was just selling some drinks and stuff like that and it wasn't like I
51:00
don't know it wasn't authentic I would say but it was fun it was good it was a
51:04
fun time they had like laser lights and and you know like everything was red and
51:08
blue and very neon and and blade runnery it was cool okay but the reason I
51:13
mentioned that uh in particular is that now Blade Runner 2 has a release date
51:19
well that's when [ __ ] great uh it is being released January
51:25
12th 2018 it stars Ryan goling oh as the main
51:31
character Harrison Ford will reprise his role as Rick Deckard Roger deacons as
51:36
the cinematographer as in he's the cinematographer that's not a
51:40
character and uh and and Ridley Scott is no longer directing it it's being
51:44
directed by Dennis vov okay interesting director of a film called Cesario which
51:50
I am not familiar oh I saw that I saw that on the plane the other day yeah
51:54
okay cool wow okay well he he's directing the the new Blade Runner so
51:58
yeah um Harrison Ford claims the script is the best thing he's ever read okay
52:04
that's a good endorsement but he is now a bit of a crazy old man yeah well he is
52:09
but also he refused to do a lot of films for a long time because he said
52:13
everything was [ __ ] that's true so whether Star Wars has just lightened his
52:17
mood immensely or or what I don't know I honestly think he's just getting ready
52:21
to retire and he's just getting everything out the way that people have
52:25
been hustling him about oh yeah yeah yeah it's going to be great it's going
52:28
to be great I'll be dead soon that's not long at all 2018 yeah
52:33
well I mean it's yeah it's like around two years yeah but uh I mean Blade
52:38
Runner was just tell TR if they had said it was going to be 2020 or after I was
52:41
going to go it's never going to happen I love Blade Runner but I love it
52:48
because it's just so odd and interesting
52:52
yeah yeah and I don't know that this will be the same I don't know how you
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recreate that feeling yeah in this in this day and age I don't know there's
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too much tension on it yeah I think for it to be the same as the old one because
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for a movie that's quite popular it's practically unwatchable you know like I
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mean it's it's very long it's very slow
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and it's its plot is very ambiguous like you couldn't make Blade Runner like it
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is if you made it today which concerns visually visually it's it was
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groundbreaking but it's not anymore sort of you know what I mean like although
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that is still my favorite kind of look for a movie yeah but other movies do
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that now so I mean if if it's just the same kind of thing I don't know that it
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would be interesting you can't you can't just ride a sci-fi movie and film it
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like a film Noir and have us think okay it's Blade Runner yeah like there's the
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magic of Blade people out there who think they like Blade Runner because cuz
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they like cyber expected to and sci-fi yeah people just like cyber Punk but no
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I I I don't know like I said the the Blade Runner is like about more than
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just that look it's about the yeah like I think ambiguity is a good word like
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there's no resolution at the end in a way no that's
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right look they've released a still so I've pasted it in here just down the
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bottom there if you guys want to have a it's look at that why can't I open it I can't
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open it let me have a
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look a that's mean he's is that did he
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look like that at one point I don't know maybe when he did his ankle after he
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crashed a plane too bad she won't live let him Falcon crush his leg yeah see
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that's what I mean like stuff like that like uh [ __ ] I can't remember that
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character's name but how like he speaks a different language made up language
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that they let the actor make up himself self and it's like you don't know what
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he's saying it's never explained what he's saying and then at the end he
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speaks English and you're like what does that mean yeah like great that's right
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and then Row's little poem at the end that wasn't even the script R R I might
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watch that again it's [ __ ] it's just so and you know what you know what it is
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you just have to sit and soak it in yeah that's right and like like r at the end
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there were film in the end of the film and he went to Ridley Scott and he said
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I've written a poem and I would like Roy to say it before for he dies and rley
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Scott Reddit went approved yeah I know and that's that's what's in the film and
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it seems like it fits perfectly because it's like beautiful poetic thing and it
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makes the film seem much deeper than yeah that's right I don't know if it's I
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don't know it's it's great but it's not it's not a modern film at all no all in
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fact it's like it's not even a film it's like somebody said there's an art
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gallery somewhere with lots of Blade Runner themed art
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and you can go and stand in it for 2 hours and and just take everything in
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and then leave do you know what it's like it's a little bit like a dream
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where that's fair within the context of what you're looking at stuff makes sense
56:09
but like it doesn't always necessarily make 100% sense and it's like remember
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that film I I I think I lent you the DVD I've got it it's called Cash ear it's a
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Japanese film yeah and the film
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is uh supposed to be it's directed by a guy who who did a lot of music videos
56:26
and stuff like that and it's all it's very Arty and it's like and and the
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premise of the film is that it's it's a dream about the end of the world and and
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it's literally what like I was just saying like everything you're watching
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makes sense within the context of that scene and then in the next
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scene things aren't necessarily going to be the same as they were like in a dream
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you know like in a dream yeah exactly right and then you just have to go with
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it yeah like in a dream things make sense right now but then when you wake
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up and you go well it doesn't that that plot doesn't make any sense yeah like
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but but if you just kind of go with it and ride take go with the ride it's fine
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yeah so yeah I don't know what my point is I just like a lot no I do too I
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absolutely love it I love it Hannah hasn't seen it so I think I'll might sit
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down with her later in the week Wonder seen it I might have to put it on as
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well I um Jenner and I did we used to do big movie Nights when we first started
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dating and uh we we watch a bunch of horror movies and stuff like that and at
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one point I was like we got to watch blade run we got to watch Blade Runner
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it was about 5: in the morning oh God and we've been up all night and uh and I
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put it on and it was like you know when you watch a film and you become
57:34
painfully aware that the person you're watching with hates it no not
57:38
necessarily that but I was just like I'm too tired to enjoy this right now
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there's no way someone who's never seen it is going to enjoy this yeah yeah it
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demands too much that's right do you know what I love about Blade Runner that
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is unintentional that just adds something to that whole what's really
57:56
and what's not real aspect about the film and that's that Harrison Ford
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clearly hasn't the slightest bit of physical attraction to Shawn
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young yeah right like they they have sex
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scenes in this in which he looks like he couldn't be less interested in [ __ ]
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her yeah yeah he's just he doesn't expresses that much interest in her at
58:21
any point that's right yeah it's it's interesting and that's purely lack of
58:26
Chemistry Between the characters between the actors rather right right those
58:30
actors just don't have it they just do not have the chemistry but they're both
58:34
just beautiful looking people and putting them on screen next to each
58:37
other should be enough and it isn't and it just adds this this odd layer to the
58:42
film that's just really interesting yeah cuz they really didn't get along isn't
58:46
that correct well I think she thought he was great and he thought she was a [ __ ]
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with he thought she was a prissy little [ __ ] uh in other science fiction news
58:54
we should mention this before it's old news uh the original Star Wars as in the
58:59
77 print from the cinema somebody managed to unearth a copy of it uh
59:05
they've had it restored themselves they you know amongst themselves raised money
59:09
and had it restored and they've put it up online so if you want to see either
59:13
of you seen it yet no I haven't yet no no I haven't yet either but apparently
59:18
you know it's got wats and all it's got the map lines around the ships and it's
59:21
got you know no CG at all Han shoots first it's no shoot first it's grudo
59:27
doesn't shoot yeah right that's a good point yeah I watched the desp
59:30
specialized version a couple of weeks ago actually yeah but that is yeah we
59:34
that is SD like it's not a particularly good version of the unchanged version
59:39
well yeah this is a restored uh version of the 35 mil yeah so it should be
59:44
really really high quality yeah it should be see I'd like to see just a a polished
59:49
version like re-release like the original just made to look that a little
59:53
bit nicer yeah yeah i' like that to be released and maybe hopefully with this
59:59
version being out there and people loving it and wanting to see it Disney
1:00:02
might go we can sell
1:00:06
this yeah cuz I will buy it [ __ ] yeah so many people would I think I would
1:00:10
struggle to watch like the original theater release now may I want it
1:00:15
polished no changes just polished polished like a butt plug man is there
1:00:20
any shy lauff news craen to
1:00:27
sh sh there is some Shuff news uh there's
1:00:33
two lots of it technically well you're referring also to the fact that shy
1:00:37
abuff was live streaming his experience inside an elevator yesterday yeah
1:00:43
apparently you could go and hang out with him in an elevator wasn't that for
1:00:46
wasn't he there for like 24 hours yeah he was just hanging out in an elevator
1:00:51
for 24 hours he's just you go hang out with him is he just bored is that what it is
1:00:56
I don't know I think is he trying really really hard to be like deep and
1:01:02
meaningful I I don't know I find weird I never he wasn't really much into the
1:01:07
spotlight until he got he did that plagiarizing of that cartoon movie thing
1:01:12
he did yeah and then he just went that [ __ ] crazy yeah he went Bonkers yeah
1:01:17
well that theory that um what's the director of um infomaniac um L vria yeah
1:01:22
LZ vria put him up to a lot of stuff cuz he's you know he's just baited him into
1:01:27
it cuz he's he's a [ __ ] I would believe that yeah yeah and he said no if you
1:01:32
want to be a true artist you've got to uh your whole life has to be a work of
1:01:35
art yeah you've got to become unfamous yeah and so he did that's my
1:01:42
German accent spot on I think you find yeah I think you'll find it spot on so
1:01:45
he was doing that he was in an elevator live streaming and you could go
1:01:48
apparently you could go and say hello I can't yeah I don't know but but that's
1:01:51
not all that's not all no no there's uh there's some other [ __ ] and he's doing
1:01:56
now which I don't really fully understand so there's a there's a
1:02:02
documentary that's come out which is about Shai's
1:02:07
uh touching the soul of everybody I don't know did he touch your soul
1:02:13
couldn't feel him touching mine I mean he's definitely touched the souls of our
1:02:18
listeners I think yeah yeah I mean you know if you if you go to the hasht touch
1:02:24
my soul there a whole bunch of shy buff [ __ ] there uh what is this back in
1:02:30
December so they you could call in I think is that what this is yeah I think
1:02:34
it was like shff basically doing like a yeah exactly like if you were going to
1:02:38
you know if you were fing down you maybe weren't loving life he could call
1:02:44
in that how it worked did he touch our soul or did we touch his
1:02:49
soul well you know what I don't know I mean I've read I've read the article but
1:02:55
I haven't seen I'm reading it now and I still don't understand what he's it's fairly
1:02:59
ambiguous yeah he um he invited anyone around the world to give them a call and
1:03:04
touch a soul or two so it was live streamed uh it was 4
1:03:11
days and so it seems like they had like a yeah like a ton you could call in and
1:03:17
talk to them and touch people's Souls whatever that means
1:03:23
yeah but he says the more we do this the less fear I have about the public what
1:03:28
does that mean I don't know he scared of the public now yeah I don't know man so
1:03:33
here's a picture of him during the ton uh getting a tattoo of the words you now
1:03:39
wow which apparently were words that were uttered during the hasht touch my
1:03:44
soul sessions okay ni he's an enigma well yeah I don't I don't really
1:03:49
understand uh I don't really understand what shla Buffs up to no but I I respect
1:03:55
that he's doing something and it amuses me um yeah it's pretty much what I want
1:03:59
to know is yeah is there a way that we can cash in on all this attention I mean
1:04:06
can we out art shy labuff is what I'm
1:04:09
trying to say o wow I mean how do we out
1:04:13
art shff I mean let's look at the stuff he's done he's sat in a gallery with a
1:04:19
paper bag on his head that says I'm not famous and been bashed and raped because
1:04:24
he's just let people do whatever they want to him Fu so weird I mean are you
1:04:29
prepared to go further than that Matt it depends on what you mean
1:04:35
like I probably I'll wear a paper bag yeah I don't want to be beaten and raped
1:04:39
I'll wear a paper bag while someone beats and rapes Luke okay okay would you
1:04:43
wear a paper bag while I beat and rape Luke all right is that is that what we
1:04:50
because like obviously he's only one person but we can spread this out over
1:04:54
the three of us yeah right tell you what I don't want to
1:04:59
hurt Luke so let's just why don't you wear a paper bag on your head and beat
1:05:03
off while I rape Luke just just to the audio of it I
1:05:07
guess because you won't be able to see what's happening that makes sense and
1:05:11
then I mean I don't know have you planned have you planned what's
1:05:14
happening at your wedding fully Luke can we incorporate this no not yet there's
1:05:17
still plenty of stuff open for that okay so we can incorporate some of this yeah
1:05:21
yeah okay can we live stream your wedding sure would the listeners be
1:05:25
interested if if you would be interested in watching Luke get married don't don't
1:05:29
add one more [ __ ] frustrating thing for Luke to have to think about on his
1:05:34
wedding day I don't have to think about it Matt if you want to handle it and
1:05:37
sort it out you can't do it cuz you're busy
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