Latest / Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast / Show #324 Aaron's Game Day
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Eron, can you give me some test?
- 0:04Speaker 2: Check check one, check two, check three check.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Yeah checking listen, listener, can I get.
- 0:13Speaker 3: Check testing one one two test test one two one
- 0:16Speaker 3: two test nice?
- 0:17Speaker 1: Nice, nice cool, This should be the last one. There
- 0:21Speaker 1: we go, cool cool.
- 0:28Speaker 4: Omer h, al right, everything is good yourself for ye?
- 0:42Speaker 4: All right, I'll gi you want to count us in?
- 0:43Speaker 1: Go for it, sir.
- 0:44Speaker 2: Okay, you ready here? Yeah, alrighty.
- 0:47Speaker 3: If we're all ready, I'll go ahead and count us
- 0:49Speaker 3: in from five four three.
- 1:00Speaker 5: Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of
- 1:02Speaker 5: the Odd Pods Media Network.
- 1:38Speaker 6: Congratulations, you have unlocked alternate host mode, initiating in three
- 1:43Speaker 6: two one. Hello fuckers, how are you doing? Are we
- 1:57Speaker 6: doing the proper intron? Now we play in the intro,
- 1:59Speaker 6: then we do the proper and try what we're doing.
- 2:01Speaker 1: We didn't do the proper introll?
- 2:03Speaker 6: Oh well, fucking hell oh in that case, fucking hello everyone,
- 2:06Speaker 6: welcome to because fuck you. That's why the altar you know,
- 2:10Speaker 6: the paddle quiz game show thing that Aaron loves. And
- 2:14Speaker 6: you can see they brought out the British person because
- 2:17Speaker 6: it's someone's very special birthday. Patsa Saren, Happy birthday, Darling,
- 2:20Speaker 6: how are you saying? As you can tell by the
- 2:26Speaker 6: look on his face with those of you watching on
- 2:28Speaker 6: the Patreon feed, he had no fucking idea I was
- 2:30Speaker 6: going to be here, not a Is it a nice surprise?
- 2:36Speaker 2: That's the question, lovely surprise?
- 2:38Speaker 6: It fucking better be. I literally walked through the door
- 2:42Speaker 6: five minutes ago out of good pooh and then rushing
- 2:45Speaker 6: it all here just for you. Just remember that.
- 2:47Speaker 1: That's how special you are.
- 2:49Speaker 6: I released ten pounds of me in the bog just
- 2:52Speaker 6: to come and see you, because I need to try
- 2:55Speaker 6: and compete with the stoutness that is Panthera Saren.
- 3:01Speaker 7: During the break, you can go run and flush.
- 3:05Speaker 6: No, I think I need to release the rest. I'm
- 3:07Speaker 6: still going.
- 3:09Speaker 2: Let's get on with.
- 3:11Speaker 6: Right, Let's let's get you to judgment out the way.
- 3:14Speaker 6: He is a veteran podcaster, and indeed a veteran podcaster. Hello,
- 3:17Speaker 6: Stevie Darling, how are.
- 3:19Speaker 1: You very well? Very well? Ja's great to see everybody.
- 3:24Speaker 4: Happy birthday erin thank you, Thank you again, Yeah, grunchie,
- 3:28Speaker 4: thank you for showing up unexpectedly to relieve me of
- 3:33Speaker 4: any responsibilities today.
- 3:35Speaker 6: Are you just wanting to show up and relieve your
- 3:36Speaker 6: full stop.
- 3:37Speaker 1: You know, I mean we turn the cameras off for
- 3:39Speaker 1: that one.
- 3:42Speaker 6: I haven't thought of a question for the show, but
- 3:45Speaker 6: because everything's a little bit themed around it, and let's
- 3:47Speaker 6: ask what's your favorite PlayStation one game?
- 3:51Speaker 4: PlayStation one? I've never had a PlayStation one, but I
- 3:55Speaker 4: did get to play a PlayStation one basement. Yes it
- 3:59Speaker 4: was Diabolo, and I can't remember the argument we played by.
- 4:02Speaker 4: I remember playing Diabolo a lot down there, and it
- 4:05Speaker 4: was insane. The first Diablo, it was awesome. It was
- 4:07Speaker 4: a freaking badass, so I'd.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Have to go with that one. It's good, good memory.
- 4:11Speaker 1: I do have still yes.
- 4:12Speaker 6: Fair enough. But you still play a bit now, don't you?
- 4:15Speaker 6: Do You still play now?
- 4:17Speaker 4: No PlayStation. I only have a place, oh Diablo. Actually
- 4:20Speaker 4: I might be getting into it soon, Diablo for the
- 4:23Speaker 4: new one.
- 4:26Speaker 6: But that's been fucking late for.
- 4:29Speaker 1: The board to make sure they fixed everything first.
- 4:33Speaker 6: Okay, enough, get on board when everything's ready. That's fine,
- 4:37Speaker 6: I can see I see you. Yeah, all right. Next up,
- 4:41Speaker 6: he is used to be the youngest friend and now
- 4:44Speaker 6: he's just a friend. It's okay. Hello, how are you, darling?
- 4:51Speaker 1: Good sir?
- 4:51Speaker 6: How are you? I'm not too bad. I think I
- 4:54Speaker 6: left the rest of me in the toilet.
- 4:55Speaker 1: But you know, so I heard, yeah maybe after this.
- 4:59Speaker 6: Maybe even the best of me is down the pan now,
- 5:01Speaker 6: So never mind. It could be a lot.
- 5:07Speaker 2: To see.
- 5:09Speaker 6: What's your favorite PlayStation game?
- 5:12Speaker 1: This is tough one.
- 5:13Speaker 3: I remember playing like Warcraft the RTS on the PlayStation,
- 5:19Speaker 3: and yeah, that was my favorite game. That's what probably
- 5:22Speaker 3: was my like entry into the RTS genre in general.
- 5:26Speaker 3: Was the first art of Warcraft with a controller no less,
- 5:29Speaker 3: which is really weird. I could never play it nowadays,
- 5:32Speaker 3: Like there's no way like going.
- 5:34Speaker 1: Back from mouse and keyboard. I know, I think I
- 5:36Speaker 1: would lose my mind.
- 5:39Speaker 6: Do you know what I've I've had that same feeling.
- 5:41Speaker 6: I became a PC snob and now it feels weird
- 5:44Speaker 6: just to get right, can't, can't.
- 5:48Speaker 2: It's weird.
- 5:48Speaker 6: It's just too comfortable.
- 5:50Speaker 1: It is comfort is huge.
- 5:53Speaker 6: And of course he is the hostess with the most sis,
- 5:55Speaker 6: the quiz Master General Quizy Rascal is a handsa and
- 6:00Speaker 6: hello darling, how are you.
- 6:05Speaker 2: Hello? Sexy?
- 6:07Speaker 1: What?
- 6:11Speaker 2: And you haven't left the best of you anywhere?
- 6:13Speaker 6: I'm staring at it. It's growing a little bit of
- 6:16Speaker 6: a fur patches you can see on letting the grow
- 6:18Speaker 6: out a little bit white like it easy easy to grab,
- 6:23Speaker 6: hearted pull. Happy bring day and my friend.
- 6:29Speaker 2: Thank you sir.
- 6:30Speaker 6: It's good to see your lovely face. And I'm I
- 6:33Speaker 6: get to spend another birthday with you.
- 6:34Speaker 2: Yes, I should have seen this coming, honestly.
- 6:38Speaker 6: But that's what that is, what she said before she
- 6:40Speaker 6: got blinded.
- 6:42Speaker 2: I prefer not to see Crunchy Club.
- 6:47Speaker 1: Got the glasses.
- 6:49Speaker 6: It helps, Yeah, it helps, you know, just like blind
- 6:58Speaker 6: On that note, your favorite PlayStation game, because I believe
- 7:02Speaker 6: you've been having a bit of a PlayStation kick recently.
- 7:04Speaker 2: Oh I have.
- 7:06Speaker 7: I am just thoroughly in love with that old old system.
- 7:10Speaker 2: But this is really really hard for me because I.
- 7:14Speaker 7: Think I have two PlayStation one games that sit side
- 7:18Speaker 7: by side.
- 7:18Speaker 2: In my favorite slant.
- 7:21Speaker 7: Castlevania Symphony the Night is just just just just wonderful,
- 7:27Speaker 7: and I've played it over and over again. But the
- 7:29Speaker 7: same can be said for Resident Evil too. I absolutely
- 7:33Speaker 7: adore that game to pieces and I've played them both
- 7:36Speaker 7: over and over and over and over again.
- 7:39Speaker 6: Yeah, that's absolutely fair count for you for that one
- 7:42Speaker 6: at all.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just both fantastic. There's so many great games
- 7:47Speaker 2: on the PS one.
- 7:48Speaker 7: It's just it's ridiculous how much good stuff there is
- 7:51Speaker 7: to find in there.
- 7:52Speaker 6: You will be surprised how many games are actually licensed
- 7:56Speaker 6: for the PS one, But I'm not gonna tell you, yeah,
- 7:58Speaker 6: because we'll get to that in a minute. But I
- 8:01Speaker 6: am indeed crunchy. This is again me hosting for these
- 8:06Speaker 6: guys because they really didn't really want to do themselves.
- 8:09Speaker 6: Because they don't, I'll do a bad job for them.
- 8:12Speaker 6: That's for my favorite PlayStation game, Crash Bandicoot kind of
- 8:16Speaker 6: has to be. I enjoy a good platform. Crash Bandicoot is,
- 8:20Speaker 6: you know, is one of the defining PlayStation game.
- 8:23Speaker 7: Honestly, it was the first like behind the character platformer
- 8:27Speaker 7: I think I played like I mean, I played Mario
- 8:30Speaker 7: sixty four, but that was like free roaming, whereas whereas
- 8:34Speaker 7: Crash tended to be like a singular pathway, although you
- 8:37Speaker 7: could take alternate paths through a level.
- 8:41Speaker 2: But yeah, it was like the first time I'd ever.
- 8:42Speaker 7: Played a platform that worked that way, and I thought
- 8:44Speaker 7: it was so interesting but also so well done. It's
- 8:48Speaker 7: fantastic with so many like bonuses and secret things that
- 8:51Speaker 7: you can get.
- 8:52Speaker 2: It's it's crazy how much. It's hidden in all the
- 8:55Speaker 2: corners of that game.
- 8:56Speaker 4: It's fun when they think outside the box, and that's
- 8:58Speaker 4: just like, here's your objective.
- 9:00Speaker 1: Fun with the.
- 9:01Speaker 7: Box is a funny thing to say for that game,
- 9:03Speaker 7: all right, because I mean the only way to one
- 9:06Speaker 7: hundred percent that game is to break every box in
- 9:08Speaker 7: every single.
- 9:09Speaker 6: Level and you're actually one hundred and eight.
- 9:14Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that's dirty. He got it at a hundred.
- 9:21Speaker 6: Seriously, if if you are a big fan of something
- 9:23Speaker 6: like crash band Bandicoot, go and check out Cadiculous because
- 9:27Speaker 6: I think he done the platinum for I think two
- 9:32Speaker 6: hundred and twenty platinums over six or seven games, good lord,
- 9:36Speaker 6: and literally just documented all of them. It's it's the
- 9:39Speaker 6: way he does it. It's just so really it's really fun.
- 9:41Speaker 2: Wow.
- 9:42Speaker 6: But yeah, he's brilliant how he does things. So yeah,
- 9:47Speaker 6: caredicarous so c A W D I C A r
- 9:50Speaker 6: U S. Yeah, I'm thinking of carous I love about that.
- 9:57Speaker 6: Let's get on with today's show, and Aaron, this is
- 10:00Speaker 6: how we're going to do it. We each have a
- 10:03Speaker 6: special round all about the PlayStation and every single competitor
- 10:08Speaker 6: it's just you. You are the only one it's a
- 10:14Speaker 6: solo game. It's a three on one birth a Bonnie
- 10:22Speaker 6: Blue birthday. I'm telling you now.
- 10:25Speaker 2: It makes me wish I had one more.
- 10:29Speaker 6: By the end of it, you probably will. So here's
- 10:35Speaker 6: how we're going to start. I am going to give
- 10:37Speaker 6: you just some trivia questions about the history of the PlayStation,
- 10:40Speaker 6: some random fact you may or may not know. Let's go, well,
- 10:44Speaker 6: we'll just find out the answers together. I'm not going
- 10:46Speaker 6: to let you have right wrong answers. We're just going
- 10:49Speaker 6: to go do it. And that's some fun, shall we
- 10:52Speaker 6: Let's do it. So let's see how much you actually
- 10:55Speaker 6: know about the PlayStation one. So question number one for you.
- 10:59Speaker 6: The station started as a joint project between Sony and
- 11:04Speaker 6: which other company.
- 11:05Speaker 7: That's easy, that's Nintendo. It was originally meant to be
- 11:09Speaker 7: a CD add on to the Super Nintendo, and then
- 11:12Speaker 7: Nintendo pulled the ultimate dick move and decided to partner
- 11:15Speaker 7: with Phillips instead, And that's what led to It led
- 11:20Speaker 7: to two things. First of all, Phillips got to release
- 11:23Speaker 7: some of the most god awful Nintendo licensed games on
- 11:26Speaker 7: their CDI system. Yes, and Sony had this this like
- 11:32Speaker 7: prototype of the game system they didn't know what to
- 11:34Speaker 7: do with. They're like, fuck it, we're gonna make our
- 11:38Speaker 7: own game system, and they went on to demolish Nintendo
- 11:43Speaker 7: in the Next Generation War Like. I think the the
- 11:47Speaker 7: Nintendo sixty fourth sold like thirty six million units.
- 11:51Speaker 2: The PlayStation sold one hundred and.
- 11:52Speaker 7: Two million, god like almost three times as many. Completely
- 11:58Speaker 7: destroyed Nintendo and that in that fight.
- 12:01Speaker 6: So number one, yes, it is absolutely Nintendo. Number two
- 12:06Speaker 6: you are obviously a PlayStation savant. And number three you've
- 12:12Speaker 6: just answered this, so i'll skip question for about PlayStation
- 12:15Speaker 6: was the first consolership over how many million million units?
- 12:19Speaker 6: Thanks for that? Do you don't want me on the
- 12:23Speaker 6: fucking show?
- 12:24Speaker 7: Sorry, I can help you, but we're talking about like
- 12:27Speaker 7: one of my favorite things. Of course, I'm good of
- 12:29Speaker 7: wax poetic about it.
- 12:32Speaker 6: So how many? So how many million units did they sell?
- 12:38Speaker 7: I think it was one hundred and two It might
- 12:40Speaker 7: be more than that. I can't remember the exact number.
- 12:42Speaker 6: It was over one hundred million, and they were the
- 12:44Speaker 6: first consoles to be able to do that.
- 12:48Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, crazy.
- 12:50Speaker 6: Town, It's absolutely bonkers. Okay, So let's get onto question
- 12:55Speaker 6: number three. Then let's call that question number two eventual
- 12:59Speaker 6: bit he's.
- 13:00Speaker 4: Already breaking the game, like five minutes and he's already
- 13:05Speaker 4: breaking the fucking.
- 13:06Speaker 2: Show like ship. My commentary by the answers to a minimum.
- 13:15Speaker 6: I ship held five pounds of me just to get
- 13:18Speaker 6: onto here.
- 13:21Speaker 2: I don't want to waste your effort.
- 13:23Speaker 1: He just goes through all.
- 13:26Speaker 6: Even skin is suffering cutting break dude always anyway, Question
- 13:35Speaker 6: number three the understanding the most PlayStation one discs were black.
- 13:41Speaker 6: What was the reasoning for this that Sony had?
- 13:44Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know this.
- 13:47Speaker 7: If I had to guess, I would say it's probably
- 13:50Speaker 7: to an attempt at copy protection.
- 13:55Speaker 6: Yeah, spot on it. Yeah, Sony thought the black disc
- 14:03Speaker 6: would make it more difficult to pirate and copy all
- 14:06Speaker 6: the games.
- 14:07Speaker 2: Spoiler alert, it did not.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Laser doesn't discriminate laser.
- 14:12Speaker 6: A ship, right, ask go for a question Before that,
- 14:16Speaker 6: early models of the PlayStation famously suffered from skipping FMV cutscenes.
- 14:23Speaker 6: What was the hat that helped against this?
- 14:27Speaker 2: Turning it upside down?
- 14:29Speaker 7: It's such a wild thing, but you actually would turn
- 14:32Speaker 7: the system completely upside down and let it play like that.
- 14:36Speaker 6: You know.
- 14:37Speaker 7: It's something to do with the the laser and how
- 14:39Speaker 7: it like jitters because it doesn't stay still. It's wobbly.
- 14:44Speaker 7: It's deliberately designed to be that way. So like for
- 14:49Speaker 7: some reason, when you put the machine upside down, the
- 14:52Speaker 7: disc would wobble a little more, which would match the laser,
- 14:55Speaker 7: so read properly.
- 14:57Speaker 2: It's bizarre.
- 14:58Speaker 6: The boy d sp master mind with his PlayStation, absolutely
- 15:03Speaker 6: spot on turning it upside down so gravity can better
- 15:06Speaker 6: assist the laser, preventing it from skipping.
- 15:08Speaker 1: It's freaking nuts. Fair fucking design it so it would
- 15:13Speaker 1: spin with it as opposed to just.
- 15:15Speaker 2: Keeping its table. I had a roommate who just kept
- 15:18Speaker 2: his upside down all the time and just reached under
- 15:20Speaker 2: it to press the power button.
- 15:23Speaker 4: I mean, if it's going to get to that.
- 15:27Speaker 6: That's probably why they're putting up on the on the
- 15:29Speaker 6: PlayStations like that now, just to step them up.
- 15:32Speaker 1: Yeah, straight up.
- 15:33Speaker 6: Yeah right, So question number five. Then I thought this
- 15:39Speaker 6: might be a bit harder, but I think he might
- 15:41Speaker 6: just fly through this fucker. What addition was made to
- 15:44Speaker 6: the controller in nineteen ninety seven that wasn't part of
- 15:47Speaker 6: the original design in ninety four.
- 15:50Speaker 7: That would be the dual shock rumble. It didn't have
- 15:54Speaker 7: rumble when it first came out. It was literally just
- 15:57Speaker 7: it was literally just Oh, but they also added the
- 15:59Speaker 7: animals stick.
- 16:01Speaker 2: The analog sticks weren't there in the beginning either. It
- 16:03Speaker 2: was just a dpad and four buttons, so they kind
- 16:06Speaker 2: of did both. I don't know which came first.
- 16:09Speaker 7: Actually, go on, I think the I think the analog
- 16:12Speaker 7: stick came first and the rumble came later.
- 16:15Speaker 1: This makes sense.
- 16:16Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't even answer anything more than that.
- 16:21Speaker 4: So, yeah, the.
- 16:21Speaker 6: Oval sits came first, and then it called the dual
- 16:25Speaker 6: analog controller, and then three months later they added the
- 16:29Speaker 6: rumble pack to become the dual shock controller.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 16:32Speaker 7: Yeah, I think the dual analog controls are rare. I
- 16:35Speaker 7: don't think even I had one.
- 16:36Speaker 2: Really, they weren't out long before they added the duel shock.
- 16:40Speaker 1: So yeah, that's crazy. I remember getting duel shocks. I
- 16:44Speaker 1: don't remember the other one.
- 16:46Speaker 6: What's crazy is knowledge on this. I am genuinely surprised,
- 16:50Speaker 6: happily blown away by the way.
- 16:52Speaker 1: Happily birthday not too challenging.
- 16:54Speaker 2: I you are tackling one of my favorite subjects.
- 16:58Speaker 6: That's true, that's true. I've got a multiple choice quote
- 17:02Speaker 6: answer for this next question. Okay, how many games were
- 17:05Speaker 6: officially licensed for the PlayStation one in its lifetime? Was
- 17:11Speaker 6: it three thousand and seventy four, four thousand and seventy
- 17:16Speaker 6: four or five thousand and seventy four.
- 17:21Speaker 2: I think it was five thousand and seventy four.
- 17:26Speaker 6: Is that your final answer still minimum of three thousand?
- 17:34Speaker 1: Crazy?
- 17:35Speaker 2: It's just under that. Honestly, I thought the number was
- 17:38Speaker 2: higher than that, so.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I looked at the answers maybe like post.
- 17:43Speaker 2: You know what I'm I will stick. I will stick
- 17:46Speaker 2: with my gut and say five thousand and seventy four.
- 17:49Speaker 6: So the answer, according to whatever I searched for it
- 17:53Speaker 6: earlier this morning, was four thousand and seventy four.
- 17:58Speaker 2: I should have gone right down the middle told you
- 17:59Speaker 2: I look at this ship. Yeah, because he did say
- 18:04Speaker 2: officially licensed.
- 18:05Speaker 7: So it's possible I was the number of games made
- 18:09Speaker 7: for the PlayStation including unlicensed ones, right, which.
- 18:12Speaker 1: Would probably quite to like close seven thousand.
- 18:15Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the number I was thinking of in my head.
- 18:17Speaker 2: Was seven thousand.
- 18:18Speaker 1: I'm like, anyway, it's fair enough.
- 18:21Speaker 6: So how the next question question seven? How many discs
- 18:26Speaker 6: did you need to play Final Fantasy eight, Fear Effect
- 18:30Speaker 6: and the X Finals game? And I'm not talking about
- 18:32Speaker 6: combined I'm talking about how many disks did each game need?
- 18:36Speaker 1: Oh I had that game?
- 18:38Speaker 2: Yeah, for each Fear Effect is four discs. Final Fantasy
- 18:41Speaker 2: eight is four discs.
- 18:43Speaker 7: I for a second I thought X Files was five,
- 18:45Speaker 7: but I think maybe that was the PC version, and
- 18:48Speaker 7: I think the PlayStation version was four.
- 18:50Speaker 6: Absolutely, absolutely, I would have thought he'd played one of
- 18:56Speaker 6: those games.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Yeah, eight, definitely.
- 19:00Speaker 2: One of my favorites. I still love that game.
- 19:03Speaker 6: Fair fucking play to you man, fair play. Okay, question
- 19:07Speaker 6: number eight? There which game is the biggest selling on
- 19:09Speaker 6: the console, selling over ten million units?
- 19:13Speaker 2: Ooh ooh, this is tough.
- 19:17Speaker 1: Good job, Crunchy, Yeah.
- 19:19Speaker 2: This is tough.
- 19:20Speaker 7: So I feel like it's one you wouldn't expect, like
- 19:23Speaker 7: your your brain automatically goes. But like Final Fantasy seven
- 19:26Speaker 7: was such a big thing. But then I think about, like,
- 19:29Speaker 7: there are way more like racing fans than there were
- 19:36Speaker 7: role playing game fans. You would you would think it
- 19:39Speaker 7: would be like even or maybe racing would be a
- 19:42Speaker 7: little bit more niche. But for some reason, I think
- 19:44Speaker 7: Grant Turismo two was the highest selling game on PlayStation.
- 19:48Speaker 2: I could be wrong.
- 19:52Speaker 6: The fact that I didn't even need to give him
- 19:54Speaker 6: any type of hints, and he went to the right brand,
- 19:57Speaker 6: Grand Tarismo ten million units.
- 20:00Speaker 4: Oh my god, yeah, you are a PlayStation.
- 20:06Speaker 2: I should have gone on Mastermind. Honestly.
- 20:12Speaker 6: Okay, just you do you know a funck ton? Okay?
- 20:17Speaker 6: Question nine? Which one of these was not a PlayStation one,
- 20:21Speaker 6: peripheral pocket station, the link cable, the PlayStation mouse, or
- 20:28Speaker 6: the slime controller.
- 20:35Speaker 7: So this is this is actually tougher than I thought,
- 20:42Speaker 7: because I can go ahead and eliminate the pocket station,
- 20:45Speaker 7: I know that was a thing. I can also eliminate
- 20:48Speaker 7: the slime controller. I believe that came out with Dragon
- 20:53Speaker 7: Warrior or am I thinking of Dragon Warrior.
- 20:58Speaker 2: Eight on the PS two?
- 21:00Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Hmmm.
- 21:04Speaker 7: I think there was a link cable and it was
- 21:07Speaker 7: only used like for very early games. I think I
- 21:11Speaker 7: think there was, and for some reason, I think there
- 21:14Speaker 7: was a PlayStation mouse, So I think actually the slime
- 21:16Speaker 7: controller might be a bluff.
- 21:18Speaker 2: I think it came out for the p S two.
- 21:21Speaker 6: He is absolutely spot doubt. I didn't know what idea
- 21:27Speaker 6: to repeat it, just to give it that little clue,
- 21:29Speaker 6: but yeah, absolutely spot of the slide controller was PlayStation
- 21:32Speaker 6: two or PlayStation one.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Awesome.
- 21:36Speaker 6: I think there was even a drive that was made
- 21:39Speaker 6: for the PlayStation, So fucking fair play to dude, Absolutely
- 21:44Speaker 6: fair play, right, which it's mind blowing, isn't. It's worrying
- 21:56Speaker 6: only when he got wrong, exactly the fact that the
- 22:00Speaker 6: only when he got roum was multiple choice, and they
- 22:02Speaker 6: one he guessed before I could even give it to him,
- 22:04Speaker 6: like your cunt, this.
- 22:11Speaker 2: Happy birthday to me.
- 22:12Speaker 6: Happy birthday, ye cunt, that's about right right. Finally for
- 22:19Speaker 6: you question ten, Yes, what was what was the opening
- 22:22Speaker 6: price point for the PlayStation one when it launched in
- 22:24Speaker 6: the US market in nineteen ninety five? Was it two
- 22:29Speaker 6: hundred and ninety nine, three hundred and twenty nine or
- 22:32Speaker 6: three hundred and forty nine dollars?
- 22:35Speaker 7: So this is famous because, uh, it was the exact
- 22:42Speaker 7: same E three where Sega announced that they had already
- 22:45Speaker 7: released the Sega Saturn and it was already in stores.
- 22:49Speaker 6: I don't even need to wait because I know he's
- 22:52Speaker 6: got it.
- 22:52Speaker 7: To the complete shock of everybody there, like nobody knew
- 22:56Speaker 7: it was dropping, but it was already in the stores.
- 22:59Speaker 7: I just leave the room, literally just blew everybody's minds.
- 23:02Speaker 7: And then PlayStation stole the show with a one sentence
- 23:07Speaker 7: speech given by the President who walked up to the
- 23:10Speaker 7: podium and said to ninety nine and turn around and left.
- 23:15Speaker 6: Yeah. Absolutely suppose the.
- 23:17Speaker 7: Way the entire press conference was announcing, it was gonna
- 23:19Speaker 7: be one hundred dollars cheaper than the Saturn.
- 23:22Speaker 6: Oh yeah, absolutely, spawn damn you know what, you might
- 23:28Speaker 6: as well turn out of ten for that. Fucking fair
- 23:30Speaker 6: play to you, dude, you've passed out with flying fucking color. Yeah,
- 23:36Speaker 6: give the round of the fucking waves, king, thank you,
- 23:42Speaker 6: thank you.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Now.
- 23:43Speaker 6: I'm glad I went first because that was just like
- 23:45Speaker 6: quick and done. Fucking hell lately, I logged in, I
- 23:51Speaker 6: saw it, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna do mine first.
- 23:54Speaker 6: I put myself at round three, but yeah, they will
- 23:56Speaker 6: do mine first because I don't think it's gonna last
- 23:57Speaker 6: so long. It's like, yeah, daddy was right. Can we
- 24:08Speaker 6: get the boy of badge for his birthday? That says
- 24:10Speaker 6: pantsless Arron PlayStation savant.
- 24:13Speaker 1: You know what, I'll see what I can do and.
- 24:17Speaker 2: My social media bios. I don't care.
- 24:20Speaker 6: Let's let's have it with the PlayStation Live flipped up
- 24:22Speaker 6: in his face on the underside. Let's do that, right then,
- 24:31Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna take a break of this point.
- 24:34Speaker 6: Feel free to listen to the messages of one of
- 24:35Speaker 6: our favorite friends. We'll be back for the second round
- 24:39Speaker 6: with birthday Boy Pantsles Sarin, presented this time by Stevie.
- 24:43Speaker 6: So until then, we'll stick around. Hey you there, We've
- 24:57Speaker 6: got a question for you.
- 24:58Speaker 9: Are you tired of clickbaits, stores and the loudest voices
- 25:01Speaker 9: driving discussions and culture and entertainment.
- 25:03Speaker 8: If so, I'm Dylan, I'm Kendall, and I'm Corey, and
- 25:07Speaker 8: we host the podcast From the Middle. We're middle class
- 25:11Speaker 8: guys living in the middle of America, in the middle
- 25:13Speaker 8: chapters of our lives with points of view Somewhere in
- 25:16Speaker 8: the middle.
- 25:17Speaker 10: We take a more reasonable and centrist approach, and our
- 25:20Speaker 10: discussions covering genres like comedy, culture, entertainment, and interviews with
- 25:25Speaker 10: really interesting folks like business owners, comic creators, doctors, news anchors,
- 25:30Speaker 10: New York Times bestselling illustrators, professional stand up comics.
- 25:34Speaker 6: And more.
- 25:36Speaker 10: We really value a relaxed and conversational podcast, one that
- 25:40Speaker 10: we hope is so fun and laid back you'll forget
- 25:43Speaker 10: you're not actually hanging out with us.
- 25:45Speaker 9: So search at from the Midpod, just like it sounds
- 25:49Speaker 9: or check us out everywhere you can find podcasts, mail bag,
- 26:02Speaker 9: getting them litters.
- 26:03Speaker 6: Let's go for it. Let's time, let's get the metal
- 26:06Speaker 6: bag open, showy TV.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, what do you go for us?
- 26:10Speaker 4: We got a couple comments from show three twenty two, Balls,
- 26:13Speaker 4: Bats and Buses, and our.
- 26:16Speaker 1: First comment comes from Bill M. Do you want to
- 26:21Speaker 1: read this eron?
- 26:22Speaker 7: Bill EM says so, Stevie's pitch could easily be based
- 26:26Speaker 7: off the four to forty second Regimental Combat Team in
- 26:29Speaker 7: a Band of Brother style show. They had over fourteen
- 26:31Speaker 7: thousand men who served mostly in Italy and France, earning
- 26:35Speaker 7: twenty one Medals of Honor and nine thousand, four hundred
- 26:39Speaker 7: and eighty six Purple Hearts, and were instrumental in liberating
- 26:43Speaker 7: the Chow Cow the Cow and rescuing the one hundred
- 26:47Speaker 7: and first one hundred and forty first Lost Battalion.
- 26:50Speaker 1: Oh wow, forty first loss.
- 26:52Speaker 11: Wow.
- 26:52Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, nine thousand, four hundred and eighty six people wounded.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shit, walking insane?
- 27:01Speaker 6: Huh?
- 27:02Speaker 1: All right, I remember what the pitch was.
- 27:03Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 27:06Speaker 6: Yeah, we have no idea what you're talking about, but
- 27:08Speaker 6: damn might this podcast?
- 27:12Speaker 4: I believe that was the one where I did the
- 27:14Speaker 4: pitch of the Japanese style of Inglorious Bastards. Oh, and
- 27:19Speaker 4: then I started talking about the three thirty second or
- 27:24Speaker 4: wing of tusky Gyearman and then.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah no, that's starting the rambell. Yeah yeah
- 27:30Speaker 1: yeah uh.
- 27:31Speaker 4: And then our second comment comes from show three twenty
- 27:34Speaker 4: three b fytw on that Clock Teller, episode two, Don't
- 27:38Speaker 4: Mess with a Monk.
- 27:39Speaker 2: This was a good one.
- 27:41Speaker 7: Erin Kristin Farley says, as someone who participated, it is
- 27:45Speaker 7: just as fun listening to it back because we get
- 27:47Speaker 7: the discussions at night with Aaron which we don't hear
- 27:50Speaker 7: when playing the game, and we get to hear the
- 27:52Speaker 7: conversations in private rooms with the player.
- 27:54Speaker 2: He's following so much fun.
- 27:56Speaker 1: Which is awesome. I love how you have that set up.
- 27:59Speaker 1: You want to explain it anybody hasn't been able to Yeah.
- 28:01Speaker 7: For those who haven't heard, we're doing a monthly series
- 28:04Speaker 7: of Blood on the clock Tower called b F Y
- 28:07Speaker 7: t W on the clock Tower basically.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Invite people to play a hidden identity game.
- 28:12Speaker 7: It's really a lot of fun and it's it's it's
- 28:15Speaker 7: basically fantastic and we're doing it in such a way
- 28:18Speaker 7: that I follow one player around so wherever they go,
- 28:22Speaker 7: if they go into a hidden private room to have
- 28:23Speaker 7: a conversation, I go with them and record that.
- 28:27Speaker 2: You don't get to hear every private conversation that's had.
- 28:31Speaker 2: It would be a lot of editing work number one
- 28:33Speaker 2: and number two. It would it would also possibly drag.
- 28:36Speaker 1: On redundant information that's done relevant.
- 28:39Speaker 7: Yeah, we get we get plenty of bits. We got,
- 28:42Speaker 7: we got plenty of bits. Yeah, from the crew of
- 28:45Speaker 7: the last episode.
- 28:48Speaker 2: Yeah, crunchy, would you ever be interested in joining one
- 28:51Speaker 2: of those?
- 28:52Speaker 6: I was just about to say, I'm just checking on
- 28:53Speaker 6: John Kimballs, just in case I've missed.
- 28:57Speaker 1: Oh this because I didn't update your email deserver.
- 29:00Speaker 2: Think I've been.
- 29:00Speaker 6: Slowly respect.
- 29:04Speaker 7: I've been slowly added to the list, and I don't
- 29:07Speaker 7: know why. I guess I thought you might be busy,
- 29:09Speaker 7: but I just didn't. It didn't occur to me. But
- 29:13Speaker 7: you you'd be a lot. You've played Blood and the
- 29:15Speaker 7: Clock Star before.
- 29:16Speaker 6: I think we've done a version of it. Yeah, I
- 29:18Speaker 6: think I was part of the.
- 29:21Speaker 2: Yeah that you played.
- 29:22Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's the same game, it's just without a
- 29:25Speaker 7: couple of times. But yeah, yeah, I know we had
- 29:27Speaker 7: a great time last time. We had a great time
- 29:29Speaker 7: in the first time, and we'd love to have you.
- 29:33Speaker 6: List.
- 29:34Speaker 2: I'll send you, I'll send you the invite, I'll give
- 29:37Speaker 2: you the give you the full spiel.
- 29:39Speaker 6: Queen.
- 29:41Speaker 2: Yes, is that all the mail bag?
- 29:44Speaker 1: That is all the mail bag?
- 29:45Speaker 6: The mail bag is closed, and o case, let's tie
- 29:50Speaker 6: the back, throw the kittens in there and from them
- 29:52Speaker 6: overboard and let's get back on with part two. B
- 29:54Speaker 6: Y T W. Yeah, I don't know when I went,
- 30:06Speaker 6: and we've saved the kittens now, so welcome back to park.
- 30:11Speaker 6: Does Aaron's birthday? I hope you enjoy yourself.
- 30:16Speaker 2: I'm having a bless man. Yes, so much fun.
- 30:20Speaker 6: See this, This is why I always love doing this,
- 30:23Speaker 6: because I can see the ever so slight tense look
- 30:27Speaker 6: on his face. Because I know what Aaron's like. He's
- 30:29Speaker 6: like me. He doesn't like to give up control easily,
- 30:32Speaker 6: and when he when he has no control over everything,
- 30:35Speaker 6: he gets tends to make sure that you know, not
- 30:37Speaker 6: a lot of things are gonna go wrong because he's
- 30:40Speaker 6: a perfectionist at the best of.
- 30:42Speaker 7: Times, absolutely no idea what's about to happen? So is
- 30:46Speaker 7: that all fair to say, I have a little on edge,
- 30:48Speaker 7: but I'm also enjoying.
- 30:50Speaker 1: Because I don't know what's about to happen.
- 30:53Speaker 6: This is good because all that joy is about to
- 30:55Speaker 6: go out the window. Stevie taking away. Baby.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Wait a minute, the joy is leaving. I'm here.
- 31:02Speaker 6: When he's tell me what you're about to do, I'm
- 31:03Speaker 6: going to see the joy leaving his face.
- 31:06Speaker 1: All right, everybody turn around.
- 31:10Speaker 4: Well, Aaron, it's come to that time of the Saturday afternoon.
- 31:14Speaker 4: We must ask ourselves a question. That question is are
- 31:19Speaker 4: these obscure PlayStation games? Or are you being Stevie?
- 31:29Speaker 6: Did you see the head?
- 31:30Speaker 1: Just god?
- 31:38Speaker 8: Does it?
- 31:38Speaker 4: It?
- 31:40Speaker 1: Alright?
- 31:41Speaker 4: So we're back with ten possible fucking weird ass things
- 31:45Speaker 4: I came up with for PlayStation names, or I actually
- 31:48Speaker 4: scoured the internet for real ones. So Aaron, here we go,
- 31:52Speaker 4: Happy birthday, motherfucker.
- 31:54Speaker 1: The first one the key Bo too look out for creeper?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Is this a real PlayStation game? Or you being Stevie?
- 32:06Speaker 6: What the fuck?
- 32:10Speaker 1: Get keybo to look out for creepers?
- 32:18Speaker 7: I am gonna say I think I'm being Stevie, but
- 32:21Speaker 7: just to keep them involved, I want to see what
- 32:24Speaker 7: crunchy and you think.
- 32:25Speaker 2: That's by fuck.
- 32:27Speaker 6: I mean, yeah, I I don't think this is like
- 32:31Speaker 6: too stupid for him. I could probably say it's to Stevie, you.
- 32:35Speaker 11: Think so, Okay, I'm probably an agreement here. Honestly, I
- 32:40Speaker 11: think you'd start off as a Stevie just to see how.
- 32:42Speaker 1: Far you can get.
- 32:45Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna make that my final answer. Then, I
- 32:48Speaker 2: I genuinely think I think think I'm being Stevie.
- 32:50Speaker 1: He breaking all these games today.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Well you're wrong, because it's real bitches. I wish I
- 32:58Speaker 4: had the rest of the information on it, but I
- 32:59Speaker 4: just wrote it down, went to the next one.
- 33:03Speaker 1: One of those unlicensed games. But it still counts as
- 33:05Speaker 1: a still counts.
- 33:06Speaker 2: So get Keybo two.
- 33:08Speaker 1: Yeah, g E K I b O.
- 33:11Speaker 2: All right, well very quickly look and.
- 33:13Speaker 6: Get some Okay, yeah, okay.
- 33:15Speaker 4: Yep, yeah yeah, I don't have any music for this
- 33:19Speaker 4: part to Kebo. Check out our sponsors at Peace, Love
- 33:22Speaker 4: and Bud. They're in Black Court in New York. PlayStation
- 33:25Speaker 4: two tell them b F y t W sent you get.
- 33:27Speaker 1: You some of that good.
- 33:28Speaker 6: It was released in Japan in twenty twenty one.
- 33:31Speaker 1: It's a sequel to Kakeisha Boy. Yeah, because I went
- 33:36Speaker 1: for the second one Okay.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Sure it counts. It's a PlayStation one game. It counts.
- 33:44Speaker 1: It might be at PS two, but it's still it
- 33:46Speaker 1: might have been.
- 33:46Speaker 7: Okay, all right, fair enough PS two. I'm not as
- 33:49Speaker 7: excessifre you acknowledge about.
- 33:51Speaker 1: So I don't have any PlayStation knowledge, so.
- 33:53Speaker 2: That's all right. I'm so sorry.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Steve is probably the least qualified for PlayStation and the
- 33:58Speaker 4: Internet backed me on all these.
- 34:01Speaker 1: And you can always trust been my friend since the beginning.
- 34:05Speaker 6: Apparently that was an unreleased English version called Polaroid Pete.
- 34:14Speaker 2: You could have led with that. No way is that real?
- 34:18Speaker 6: I know that.
- 34:21Speaker 4: But on the list, funny all right. On the second one,
- 34:29Speaker 4: Pepsi Man, that is one.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Hundred percent I've seen. I've even played that game you played.
- 34:36Speaker 7: Play Give us a background on pe Pepsi Man is
- 34:39Speaker 7: an infinite runner. You basically follow behind Pepsi Man, some
- 34:44Speaker 7: Pepsi fueled superhero as he goes running through like Tokyo
- 34:48Speaker 7: or whatever, trying to collect cans of cola and get
- 34:52Speaker 7: to the end before time runs out.
- 34:54Speaker 2: It's an insane game.
- 34:57Speaker 6: Think of a full bar man and.
- 35:03Speaker 1: Or Pepsi logo, and that's what he looks like.
- 35:05Speaker 2: It's kind of like completely silver.
- 35:08Speaker 1: Based.
- 35:09Speaker 2: It's fantastic, It's crazy. Oh my god.
- 35:13Speaker 1: That is also I was not aware of this, and
- 35:16Speaker 1: it is real obviously by the way, he's not lying.
- 35:20Speaker 6: How are you not aware? You would be the one
- 35:22Speaker 6: I thought would be aware the first time. It's it's
- 35:25Speaker 6: something that needs to have a higher level of like
- 35:31Speaker 6: some weed. Didn't you just to understand that?
- 35:34Speaker 2: Honestly?
- 35:34Speaker 7: I would consider like making a modded version of it
- 35:37Speaker 7: where the pepsi cans are replaced with little joints and
- 35:40Speaker 7: call it Stevie Man. The hardest part would be replacing
- 35:47Speaker 7: the the f MB cut scenes of a guy drinking
- 35:53Speaker 7: in his apartment.
- 35:55Speaker 1: Yeah, does anybody have an old style camera we can borrow?
- 36:00Speaker 1: Just mel to us. We'll pay the postage. There, I'm back.
- 36:03Speaker 1: We need this for a project.
- 36:04Speaker 2: I will I will, you know what.
- 36:06Speaker 1: I will act again for you, Aaron, I will act.
- 36:08Speaker 1: I will.
- 36:09Speaker 4: I will get into character again once more for you, sir.
- 36:12Speaker 4: If we get the camera, I will do f m V.
- 36:14Speaker 1: I would be down for that.
- 36:16Speaker 2: It was just a giant when I finished book three.
- 36:20Speaker 2: I will learn PlayStation one program. Yeah, alright, what else
- 36:30Speaker 2: you got?
- 36:31Speaker 4: All right, let's move away from PEPSI man, and go
- 36:33Speaker 4: on to our third one, LSD Dreamsin.
- 36:40Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not sure if you if you just change
- 36:44Speaker 7: the title slightly there. Yeah, there is a game called
- 36:48Speaker 7: LSD Dream Simulator.
- 36:50Speaker 1: Okay, simulator simulator.
- 36:53Speaker 2: But yes, it is real and it is a fucking
- 36:55Speaker 2: fever dream.
- 36:59Speaker 6: All the elis.
- 37:01Speaker 1: Well, don't take one hit before you hit hit the
- 37:04Speaker 1: power button.
- 37:06Speaker 2: It was a Japanese game. It's of course it was.
- 37:09Speaker 2: It's fucking wild.
- 37:12Speaker 6: Yeah, it's alice D Dream Emulator Emulate dream Emulator.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Okay, maybe they changed it around. I think it was
- 37:17Speaker 1: the second one or something. Damn. You guys know your
- 37:19Speaker 1: PlayStation stuff.
- 37:21Speaker 6: Yeah, grew up with the place. It may it may
- 37:26Speaker 6: or may not be on scene for two forty nine.
- 37:32Speaker 4: To check that out, I'll chuck it all right, we'll
- 37:35Speaker 4: go on to the next one. Since you're knowing these
- 37:37Speaker 4: pretty well. Just like the first segment, Ultimate Bumper Cars
- 37:44Speaker 4: for the PlayStation, it's Ultimate Bumper Cars a real game
- 37:50Speaker 4: or you being Stevie.
- 37:51Speaker 2: I mean, I want it to be real, but I don't.
- 37:56Speaker 1: You don't want it to be real.
- 37:57Speaker 2: I don't think it is, uh crunch, she what do
- 38:01Speaker 2: you think?
- 38:02Speaker 1: I feel like this?
- 38:03Speaker 11: Might be real, just because it's just one of those
- 38:06Speaker 11: like obscure like let's make a fair Grounds game, but
- 38:09Speaker 11: just that.
- 38:10Speaker 1: Specific fair ground, so that specific game or whatever. So
- 38:13Speaker 1: in this case would be crazy bumper cards.
- 38:15Speaker 7: But I mean just from a gameplay persct like, how
- 38:17Speaker 7: would that play? Would you just drive around and crash
- 38:19Speaker 7: in other people?
- 38:21Speaker 2: Basically there's like no, there's no race involved whatsoever, Like
- 38:25Speaker 2: you're just crashing into the cars.
- 38:27Speaker 1: It would basically be I mean that's how we always did.
- 38:30Speaker 1: I I'm like, what is what is that? Just heavy
- 38:33Speaker 1: metal but like more kid friendly. You're you're stuck in
- 38:35Speaker 1: an octagon.
- 38:39Speaker 6: Octagon, it's just theft work.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Yeah much, all right, well what do you think?
- 38:46Speaker 4: What do you got?
- 38:47Speaker 6: I I will be honest. I'm looking at up as
- 38:49Speaker 6: we speak, So.
- 38:50Speaker 7: Okay, so you better not answer before he does. I'm
- 38:53Speaker 7: gonna say I think I'm being stevieed here.
- 38:57Speaker 1: Well, according to the Internet, you are correct. You're being Steve. Now,
- 39:01Speaker 1: there is an Ultimate Bumper Cars, but it's not for
- 39:03Speaker 1: the PlayStation. There's a Steam game and it's not.
- 39:10Speaker 6: Switch as well.
- 39:12Speaker 1: I looked at it and it is a bunch of
- 39:13Speaker 1: people in the buffer cars.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Okay, I.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Go on Steam. You can make a game out of
- 39:22Speaker 1: LSD alone was a game. He didn't have to make
- 39:24Speaker 1: a game out of a game. All right.
- 39:27Speaker 4: The next one, Aaron, is this a real PlayStation game
- 39:30Speaker 4: or you'd being Steve prop man. It's one word though,
- 39:36Speaker 4: just I said it slow, you know, I just said it,
- 39:41Speaker 4: so I don't annunciate for properly.
- 39:44Speaker 1: Properly, proper man, proper man.
- 39:49Speaker 2: I mean you want to think I haven't heard of it.
- 39:53Speaker 2: I guess it could be like a guy with propellers
- 39:56Speaker 2: on it. You can just fly around, Oh, like blue Boy,
- 40:01Speaker 2: A little bit like Blue Boy. Yeah, but I genuinely
- 40:05Speaker 2: am not familiar with it.
- 40:08Speaker 7: Augie Crunchy, before you go looking it up, any thoughts,
- 40:12Speaker 7: ideas or feelings that that could.
- 40:15Speaker 6: Be so generically it could work, Yeah, but I I
- 40:20Speaker 6: don't know if it's too generic to actually be one.
- 40:25Speaker 6: So this could be. This could be Stevie B and
- 40:29Speaker 6: Stevie okay.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Ai, Yeah, I think I have an agreement.
- 40:35Speaker 2: All right?
- 40:37Speaker 1: What does that even mean?
- 40:38Speaker 2: I'm being me.
- 40:41Speaker 1: I don't understand.
- 40:43Speaker 2: I could see how we want to be real. So
- 40:45Speaker 2: if it Israel, I won't be too disappointed. But I
- 40:47Speaker 2: think i'm being Stevie.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Here is that going to be your final answer? Yes,
- 40:52Speaker 4: you are correct, you are being Stevie. It was created
- 40:56Speaker 4: by me, also property of Minimal.
- 40:59Speaker 2: Good, Real Good there because I was like, I was
- 41:01Speaker 2: genuinely not sure.
- 41:02Speaker 7: I'm like a game, but that's something like a Japanese
- 41:06Speaker 7: guy would come up with, like you'll just have propellers.
- 41:09Speaker 2: On him and I'll fly through enemies and break.
- 41:13Speaker 1: Why not? All right? Oh, this one's a long give
- 41:19Speaker 1: me a second.
- 41:20Speaker 2: Sure, that's what she said, over and over.
- 41:26Speaker 1: All, right, Jesus, Dead or Alive. Extreme Beach Volleyball Tokyo Edition.
- 41:35Speaker 2: No, no, absolutely not.
- 41:38Speaker 7: Extreme Beach Volleyball didn't come out until the Xbox, which
- 41:42Speaker 7: was a full generation after the PlayStation.
- 41:45Speaker 1: I didn't say which PlayStation.
- 41:46Speaker 7: No, okay, I will give you this. I suppose it
- 41:51Speaker 7: could be a PS two one, but but I don't
- 41:56Speaker 7: remember hearing about like a special Tokyo edition.
- 41:59Speaker 2: Of that game.
- 42:02Speaker 1: What do you guys think exclusive Tokyo edition is? Okay?
- 42:06Speaker 1: Because I never.
- 42:09Speaker 6: But better or for worse, I am aware of the
- 42:11Speaker 6: dead or Alive Extreme Volleyball versions.
- 42:15Speaker 1: Everybody is pretty much. They weren't subtle about their advertising.
- 42:20Speaker 8: No, no, I.
- 42:23Speaker 6: The problem is I don't think there was a Tokyo
- 42:25Speaker 6: edition because those particular games I were on, like a
- 42:29Speaker 6: beach or anything like that, And uh yeah, unless say
- 42:33Speaker 6: I go in in the background, I don't think it
- 42:34Speaker 6: was a Tokyo.
- 42:35Speaker 7: I'm sure Tokyo has a beach or two, but they're
- 42:37Speaker 7: not really known for their beaches.
- 42:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:41Speaker 6: It's more something like a Paradise type thing, isn't it.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you think it'd be Mediterranean rather than Tokyo. Yeah,
- 42:48Speaker 2: I think on that level.
- 42:51Speaker 7: On that consideration, I'm gonna go with I think I'm
- 42:53Speaker 7: being stevieed again.
- 42:55Speaker 1: You think you're being steed again? Yeah? For the Dead,
- 42:58Speaker 1: Dead or Alive Extreme Beat Volleyball Tokyo Edition. Yeah, out
- 43:02Speaker 1: of the whole range.
- 43:03Speaker 4: These are all PlayStations, not just one. Finally, Okay, final answer, Aaron,
- 43:07Speaker 4: you are correct. You're being Stevie again. This guy.
- 43:13Speaker 6: He really did.
- 43:14Speaker 2: He complained about how long the title was, even though
- 43:17Speaker 2: he'd written in himself.
- 43:19Speaker 1: First thought, why did you write it to confuse myself?
- 43:23Speaker 1: Why even so I could pitch about it?
- 43:27Speaker 6: Thank you? You didn't need to write that long to
- 43:29Speaker 6: confuse yourself.
- 43:31Speaker 1: I didn't have to.
- 43:32Speaker 2: You are a clever little boy part of the journey.
- 43:35Speaker 6: He's a special little boy clever all right.
- 43:39Speaker 1: The next one, are you being Stevie or is this
- 43:44Speaker 1: a real obscure PlayStation title Son of pac Man?
- 43:52Speaker 2: Okay, there were several pac.
- 43:57Speaker 7: Man games for the PlayStation. Mm hmm, I don't know
- 44:03Speaker 7: about Son of pac Man though.
- 44:07Speaker 2: Hmm. This is tough, crunchy Augie could use a little advice.
- 44:13Speaker 6: On this one.
- 44:15Speaker 11: Funny enough, I both like and am good at pac Man.
- 44:18Speaker 11: I've never heard of Son of pac Man, like Miss
- 44:21Speaker 11: pac Man. Yeah, sure you know they got it on.
- 44:26Speaker 6: Is it like a horror game?
- 44:31Speaker 2: Even even pac Man fever A played, but never Son
- 44:36Speaker 2: of pac Man. I suppose it could be a Japanese
- 44:39Speaker 2: only title that I'm just not familiar.
- 44:41Speaker 11: With, right, Like something I just never quite translated over,
- 44:44Speaker 11: maybe not popularized enough to do.
- 44:47Speaker 6: So I have a crazy X story about or is
- 44:50Speaker 6: it possible?
- 44:52Speaker 7: Is it possible that a game exists called pac Man
- 44:54Speaker 7: Junior and he is just making a new title out
- 44:58Speaker 7: of whole cloth?
- 45:00Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 45:00Speaker 6: I don't think so.
- 45:01Speaker 1: I think that's too much bloody hairs.
- 45:04Speaker 2: He is Stevie's in a row? What do you go
- 45:06Speaker 2: for in a row?
- 45:07Speaker 6: And if he's wanting to do a Tokyo edition. He's
- 45:09Speaker 6: wanting to do spitting Hairs.
- 45:12Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I might be wrong on this, but
- 45:14Speaker 1: I'm gonna say with the subtitle help, I'm gonna say
- 45:18Speaker 1: to it a bastard's revenge. I'm just walking around. That's
- 45:25Speaker 1: not that's not the fucking you know your answer?
- 45:27Speaker 2: Im? Sorry, final answer?
- 45:29Speaker 1: I am okay. Sond tad ghosted, Oh.
- 45:43Speaker 2: God, holy ship, Dad Ghost. It is incredible, Ghost holy ship.
- 45:51Speaker 6: Can we have that the show title? Please? Man, poor Man,
- 46:06Speaker 6: like really good and there's one show wins.
- 46:12Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, yeah, you said it was Steve Stevie.
- 46:17Speaker 1: You are correct.
- 46:19Speaker 4: Wow, for the fourth time I was sure I was wrong.
- 46:22Speaker 4: There's only a couple left now, Okay.
- 46:23Speaker 1: That's Tougher.
- 46:27Speaker 4: Crash Bandicoot, Run and Gun. Is this a real PlayStation
- 46:34Speaker 4: game or you being Stevie?
- 46:37Speaker 1: Four?
- 46:38Speaker 2: Fifth?
- 46:41Speaker 1: Okay, how many Stevie lately?
- 46:44Speaker 2: Not as many as I'd like to be.
- 46:47Speaker 7: I said, I know there was Crash the three main
- 46:55Speaker 7: line Crash games. There was Crash Nitro Carts, and there
- 47:00Speaker 7: was Crash Bash, which I think is like a Mario
- 47:03Speaker 7: Party style can kind of game.
- 47:06Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I don't know of Crash. Running gun.
- 47:13Speaker 7: Gun is an odd choice for that title because he
- 47:17Speaker 7: does not wheeld weapons.
- 47:18Speaker 11: My my first thought was, like, it's not the first,
- 47:22Speaker 11: Like that sounds like a title that's a plausible one
- 47:25Speaker 11: because Railer has done similar things with like Banjo Kazui
- 47:28Speaker 11: where they were like they changed up the formula to
- 47:30Speaker 11: like driving covers or some ship.
- 47:32Speaker 1: So running gun, I don't know, giving them a gun
- 47:37Speaker 1: instead of for.
- 47:38Speaker 2: Their what do you think crash better than I do?
- 47:42Speaker 6: I think I banged Crush better than you do. But yeah,
- 47:45Speaker 6: I don't. Yeah, that doesn't sound right unless it unless
- 47:53Speaker 6: it was like a bother unlockable thing on the GameCube thing.
- 47:57Speaker 6: I don't think a running gun thing would be Yeah.
- 48:02Speaker 2: You again, Yeah, I think all right, yeah, that's where
- 48:07Speaker 2: my guts head into.
- 48:08Speaker 7: I'm gonna say, we're being Stevie Final for the fifth
- 48:13Speaker 7: time in a row.
- 48:15Speaker 1: Who can take five Stevie's Aaron should right again?
- 48:23Speaker 6: I tell you you have that extra hop again again
- 48:26Speaker 6: and again and again.
- 48:29Speaker 1: These are really good though that because I'm like, has
- 48:33Speaker 1: done stuff like that.
- 48:34Speaker 7: And it's like, genuinely, this is one of your hardest
- 48:37Speaker 7: it's Stevie's and ironically, I'm doing so well.
- 48:41Speaker 2: I think I've only missed one.
- 48:43Speaker 6: You did so ironically. I think.
- 48:47Speaker 7: You've done so good. I can't wait for this last one.
- 48:51Speaker 7: All right, I hope it's the one I think it is.
- 48:55Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know which one do you
- 48:56Speaker 1: think it is?
- 48:57Speaker 4: But we're gonna find out if this isn't a obscure
- 49:00Speaker 4: PlayStation game or if you're being Steve.
- 49:05Speaker 1: Need for speed last ticket? Ooh is this a real?
- 49:17Speaker 6: No?
- 49:17Speaker 2: It was not what I was expecting.
- 49:20Speaker 7: I was expecting an obscure Japanese game called Screaming Mad
- 49:26Speaker 7: George's Paranoia Escape.
- 49:28Speaker 6: Oh my god, I saw that.
- 49:31Speaker 7: It is one of the most batshit insane games I've
- 49:35Speaker 7: ever heard, and has the craziest title. But apparently the
- 49:38Speaker 7: Screaming Mad George is a real like guy, Like he
- 49:41Speaker 7: just did like a lot of art for like movies
- 49:43Speaker 7: and shit, and he finally got to make a video
- 49:46Speaker 7: game for whatever reason. So he made a pinball game
- 49:50Speaker 7: where the pinballs are bones and like the ball is
- 49:54Speaker 7: an eye or whatever, and like there's all this like
- 49:56Speaker 7: horror iconography being the targets and the out of and
- 50:01Speaker 7: the goal is to keep pushing up this table, you know,
- 50:04Speaker 7: or level or whatever to get the ball through the
- 50:07Speaker 7: final like end portal or whatever. And it ends with
- 50:10Speaker 7: like a king and a queen, like having sex and
- 50:13Speaker 7: merging into one person. So there's like a body with
- 50:17Speaker 7: two heads on it, one with a king and one
- 50:19Speaker 7: with a queen.
- 50:19Speaker 2: It's just it's batshit crazy.
- 50:22Speaker 1: I want to play this game.
- 50:23Speaker 7: It's batshit crazy just because of how insane it was.
- 50:27Speaker 7: I was pretty sure it was gonna be on this
- 50:28Speaker 7: list somewhere, as it is Need for Speed Last Ticket.
- 50:34Speaker 7: I feel like this could be he could be getting
- 50:37Speaker 7: us on a technicality like this could be a PlayStation
- 50:40Speaker 7: portable game, or it could be on the PS vita,
- 50:43Speaker 7: maybe like one of the one of the PlayStation handhelds
- 50:47Speaker 7: that you don't necessarily know all the games for.
- 50:52Speaker 1: Does this count if it is a handle still PlayStation.
- 50:55Speaker 7: It's still PlayStation. Yeah, ps vita is a PlayStation. Uh,
- 50:59Speaker 7: PlayStation portals portable.
- 51:02Speaker 2: But last Ticket does not ring any belts.
- 51:06Speaker 6: I just say for the Bulls and Bones, could be
- 51:08Speaker 6: the tackle by.
- 51:09Speaker 4: T w.
- 51:13Speaker 2: Oggie Crunchy anything I got one.
- 51:18Speaker 6: I that is so obscure that I'm almost tempted to
- 51:22Speaker 6: say it could be real, but last ticket that that
- 51:27Speaker 6: would be very obscure.
- 51:29Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, so I'm gonna tell you, like my
- 51:32Speaker 7: my brain is telling me it's it's real, but my
- 51:36Speaker 7: my heart wants.
- 51:37Speaker 2: Stevie to stevie me one last time.
- 51:40Speaker 7: I want I want Stevie to have stevied me six
- 51:44Speaker 7: times in a row. I'm gonna say I'm being Stevie's
- 51:47Speaker 7: final answer.
- 51:49Speaker 1: Aaron, Congratulations, you're stevied again six times in times six
- 51:59Speaker 1: and I loved it each and everything.
- 52:04Speaker 4: I think.
- 52:05Speaker 6: This is the first.
- 52:06Speaker 7: No, I got the first one wrong, I got the
- 52:08Speaker 7: very first one wrong, but I got the other. This
- 52:10Speaker 7: is the best I've ever done on it.
- 52:12Speaker 6: Yeah, you got nine out of ten.
- 52:15Speaker 2: That's incredible.
- 52:15Speaker 1: That's funny because that was only nine of them. Wait,
- 52:18Speaker 1: what there's that was only nine?
- 52:19Speaker 2: That was nine? I thought you said there were ten.
- 52:21Speaker 6: No, so you you stevid him by don't giving him
- 52:26Speaker 6: a full back.
- 52:27Speaker 2: He's seeing me again. It was a surprise TV.
- 52:30Speaker 4: Not really a part of It's Stevie all kind of is,
- 52:33Speaker 4: but it's more of a trivia for Aaron to see
- 52:35Speaker 4: if you can answer this last question.
- 52:37Speaker 2: Oh no, okay, so this is not it's Stevie's This is.
- 52:39Speaker 4: The final question, all right, fourteen years ago on it's
- 52:44Speaker 4: Stevie PlayStation does everything?
- 52:47Speaker 1: What PlayStation did Stevie uh defile?
- 52:52Speaker 4: Stating USB universal sex boner that would be was it
- 52:57Speaker 4: a PlayStation two, PlayStation three, play station four or playbation.
- 53:02Speaker 2: S That would have been my PlayStation three, which I
- 53:07Speaker 2: had just bought.
- 53:12Speaker 1: Upstairs to his betterroom for a bit.
- 53:16Speaker 6: Absolutely so, Hio, because this is the first I've ever
- 53:20Speaker 6: heard of this. So you're telling me that boy right
- 53:25Speaker 6: in front of you has defiled your PlayStation, sir.
- 53:28Speaker 2: It's still on YouTube, sir.
- 53:30Speaker 1: I watched it today. It has defiled more than just
- 53:35Speaker 1: his PlayStation. I was gonna have a disclaimer at the
- 53:39Speaker 1: end of the episode. Don't do it now because it's
- 53:40Speaker 1: in my segment anyway.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Cnchy wait till you see the episode with the fish.
- 53:43Speaker 1: Yeah, so I watched that one today too. Go to YouTube.
- 53:47Speaker 4: Just in the search box, look up it's Stevie pancilss shorts.
- 53:51Speaker 4: You will find a few videos from about fourteen to
- 53:55Speaker 4: seventeen years cat.
- 53:57Speaker 1: You will see a eighteen year old me.
- 54:00Speaker 4: Oh you're yeah, man, he was a little young one man. Well, yeah,
- 54:06Speaker 4: lots of fun. So you're correct, your.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Lovely sir, thank you, You're welcome. I'm having a great time,
- 54:14Speaker 2: but we still have more game.
- 54:15Speaker 6: Le break you you you get back in your box.
- 54:19Speaker 6: I'm presenting to that. Sorry, it's your birthday. You enter
- 54:22Speaker 6: your relaxing poking things in the right direction. That's my job.
- 54:26Speaker 2: I'm just trying to help.
- 54:28Speaker 6: I will put you over my knee. Boy, please please
- 54:33Speaker 6: call me daddy and are considerate anyways on that, No,
- 54:36Speaker 6: let's let's take ourselves to another break, listen to one
- 54:40Speaker 6: of our good friends and we will be back for
- 54:42Speaker 6: the final part with little Loggie. Okay, so a bit
- 55:03Speaker 6: of a quick check in the break. He's not that little.
- 55:05Speaker 6: Trust me, ladies, you ever walking back to the final
- 55:09Speaker 6: part of because fuck You. That's why the final part
- 55:12Speaker 6: of Aaron's very special Birthday show, Happy Birthday, We love you,
- 55:19Speaker 6: and I believe this show is actually being released on
- 55:22Speaker 6: your birthday on Thursday.
- 55:25Speaker 2: That would be it.
- 55:27Speaker 6: Please please flood the flood the Patreon and flood the
- 55:31Speaker 6: messages with all happy birthdays for you if you don't mind,
- 55:35Speaker 6: just make you a little bit more special. With that
- 55:38Speaker 6: being said, I'm gonna now hand it over to the
- 55:42Speaker 6: soundboard savant Oi all yours.
- 55:47Speaker 3: Thank you, Crunch, thank you Crunchie.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Well, Aaron, you know it's a.
- 55:53Speaker 3: That time again for the game about answering a tough
- 55:58Speaker 3: question defending your position returns.
- 56:04Speaker 1: It'll be pop Culture Fight Club.
- 56:08Speaker 2: Hell Yeah game originally invented by Colin Maggs. Thank you
- 56:12Speaker 2: so much.
- 56:14Speaker 1: So.
- 56:15Speaker 3: Because you're the only one playing, I'll be asking you, Aaron,
- 56:19Speaker 3: for the best something of your favorite something. In this case,
- 56:25Speaker 3: it'll be your best horrifying moment in your favorite PlayStation
- 56:33Speaker 3: game or favorite PlayStation horrifying moment. I'll say, I'll leave
- 56:38Speaker 3: it open to anyone who has not played any PlayStation
- 56:40Speaker 3: or doesn't have one for PlayStation is of Stevie or
- 56:44Speaker 3: whatever like for or if you if you have something
- 56:47Speaker 3: that is in the PlayStation but like the PlayStation two,
- 56:50Speaker 3: I'll accept that as well. For instance, my horrifying moment.
- 56:54Speaker 3: If you ever played Dark Cloud, it is a quick
- 56:57Speaker 3: time event RPG game and it has.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Several bosses in it.
- 57:01Speaker 3: I believe the third or fourth boss is a giant serpent,
- 57:06Speaker 3: and whenever you lose against these bosses, they always have
- 57:10Speaker 3: like a kill screen you have to go through. It's
- 57:12Speaker 3: usually like a half a second or a second kill
- 57:14Speaker 3: screen or whatever cuts the black, you don't really see anything.
- 57:17Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, for the Snake one, they felt
- 57:21Speaker 1: insistent for a good solid four seconds of hearing this
- 57:25Speaker 1: thing munching on your bones. You don't see anything, but
- 57:27Speaker 1: they make sure you hear it. And as a kid,
- 57:30Speaker 1: that shit terrified me.
- 57:32Speaker 11: It is not a terrifying game, but it was a
- 57:35Speaker 11: certainly a terrifying moment experience in that game, and I
- 57:38Speaker 11: argue that if you were a young kid playing through
- 57:41Speaker 11: that and you heard that, you'd probably be as traumatized
- 57:43Speaker 11: as I was. But in this case, we're going to
- 57:46Speaker 11: ask you, Aaron, and anyone else who would be interested
- 57:48Speaker 11: in it or has an answer to themselves, what is
- 57:51Speaker 11: your most horrifying moment in a PlayStation game?
- 57:54Speaker 1: Horror genre not needed.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Well for mine. I am absolutely going to say to
- 58:00Speaker 2: the horror genre, because.
- 58:01Speaker 7: The scariest game I played on the PlayStation one was
- 58:04Speaker 7: absolutely Silent Hill.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Resident Evil was fun and it had great jump scares,
- 58:11Speaker 2: but I don't think I ever really felt terrified playing it.
- 58:16Speaker 7: There were times when I run on ammo or healing
- 58:18Speaker 7: items and i'd but never really like shaken to the core.
- 58:24Speaker 7: Kind of thing, but Silent Hill pulled it off in
- 58:28Speaker 7: a couple of different ways. The the first way, there's
- 58:35Speaker 7: there's really two moments in that game that stick out
- 58:37Speaker 7: in my mind as like pants shittingly terrifying. The first
- 58:43Speaker 7: is the very beginning of the game. You get into
- 58:47Speaker 7: an accident. Your little girl's gone, you don't know where
- 58:50Speaker 7: she's gone off to. You start running after what you
- 58:53Speaker 7: think is her, like chasing after through the shadows and
- 58:56Speaker 7: the fog of the eternally foggy Silent Hill because p
- 58:59Speaker 7: S one did that great dog draw distance and it
- 59:01Speaker 7: was a great excuse and it eventually leads you to
- 59:06Speaker 7: an alleyway and your first hint that something's kind of
- 59:10Speaker 7: off is that there's like a wheelchair with one wheel
- 59:13Speaker 7: just spinning, just just broken the wheel. It's laying on
- 59:17Speaker 7: its side and the wheel is just spinning. And you
- 59:21Speaker 7: walk past that, there's some more like machines. Then you
- 59:25Speaker 7: start seeing some like hospital like implements, like a like
- 59:28Speaker 7: an ivy stand, and as you go along there's like
- 59:32Speaker 7: a full like stretcher bed, and then things start looking nasty,
- 59:39Speaker 7: like I think like the fencing that you're running by
- 59:42Speaker 7: starts to look like decrepit, like it's got like off
- 59:48Speaker 7: colored things like hanging from it that could be flesh,
- 59:52Speaker 7: I'm not sure what it is. There's some blood splatters
- 59:54Speaker 7: on the ground with no explanations where they come from,
- 59:58Speaker 7: no real body. And then you get to the end
- 1:00:01Speaker 7: where you do find like what appears to be like
- 1:00:03Speaker 7: a mangled body and you get attacked by these creatures
- 1:00:07Speaker 7: and I was just like, oh, oh, okay, I gotta
- 1:00:09Speaker 7: get the hell out of here.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: There is no way out.
- 1:00:12Speaker 7: Oh you cannot find your way out of that space.
- 1:00:16Speaker 7: No matter what you do, the creatures will eventually track
- 1:00:19Speaker 7: you down and like stab you to death, and you
- 1:00:22Speaker 7: watch your character die, and I just remember going, what
- 1:00:27Speaker 7: the what.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: The fuck did I do?
- 1:00:29Speaker 7: What?
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: What the fuck did I do wrong?
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed
- 1:00:31Speaker 6: to do?
- 1:00:32Speaker 7: And then the next thing, your character wakes up in
- 1:00:35Speaker 7: a in a like a diner and a CoP's there
- 1:00:38Speaker 7: and she's like, hey, good morning, and you're like, the
- 1:00:42Speaker 7: fuck just happened?
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: So that was terrifying. But I think I think what
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: absolutely takes the cake is the Kindergarden.
- 1:00:56Speaker 7: It's the first major level in the game, and just
- 1:01:01Speaker 7: I mean, that should be a heads up and a
- 1:01:03Speaker 7: half that it's about to get fucked because you're going
- 1:01:06Speaker 7: to a kindergarten school in a fucking horror game.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: So again, in kindergarten in real life is already a horrorgon.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: So again, just like before first glance, everything's it's just
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: a like.
- 1:01:23Speaker 7: Abandoned kindergarten and you're running around trying to find your
- 1:01:27Speaker 7: way through these locked doors into the other parts of
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: the school.
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: And I think at one point you pass you pass
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: a bathroom.
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: If you go in, I believe there's like a health
- 1:01:40Speaker 7: item sitting there, but you can hear a child crying,
- 1:01:46Speaker 7: and if you open the door to the stall, nothing there.
- 1:01:52Speaker 7: It's the only stall in the room, so that could
- 1:01:55Speaker 7: be the only place where the crying was coming from.
- 1:01:58Speaker 7: But there's nothing there, so you turn around, you leave.
- 1:02:01Speaker 7: I mean, there's various other creepy things going on, but
- 1:02:05Speaker 7: you eventually get to the other world version of the school,
- 1:02:11Speaker 7: where again things look There's like the walls are more metallic,
- 1:02:17Speaker 7: they appear to have like blood splatters and body parts,
- 1:02:20Speaker 7: and everything's really rusty and shitty. If you make your
- 1:02:24Speaker 7: way back to that bathroom, there's no sound, but you
- 1:02:31Speaker 7: can go ahead and open the door.
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: And when you do, say that the toilet is covered
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: in blood. Oh, and there's nothing else.
- 1:02:41Speaker 6: There and I left before I got here.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: When I tell you, I freaked the fuck out.
- 1:02:49Speaker 7: Yeah, And to make matters worse, when you get outside,
- 1:02:53Speaker 7: you get attacked by these childlike monsters. They're like half
- 1:02:56Speaker 7: the size of normal people, and they run up and
- 1:02:58Speaker 7: they try and stab your legs.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: Ship.
- 1:03:00Speaker 7: Uh, and yeah, the fucking fucking terrifying ship.
- 1:03:06Speaker 6: It's just like that'd be.
- 1:03:09Speaker 7: Murders, couldn't take it, and that That game has a
- 1:03:12Speaker 7: bunch of moments, but those are the two that stick
- 1:03:13Speaker 7: out in my mind as being like when I fully
- 1:03:17Speaker 7: ship myself, like, fucking hell, I need to change my
- 1:03:22Speaker 7: underwear now, fuck me.
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: Damn. All right, So anybody got any questions? Uh, the
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: nurse make you.
- 1:03:33Speaker 7: Feel the nurse in in in Silent Hill one, they
- 1:03:37Speaker 7: weren't as sexualized as they were in Silent They were
- 1:03:39Speaker 7: definitely more sexualized Silent Il two.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: Yeah, they for I guess they were not meant to
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: be that sexualize.
- 1:03:48Speaker 7: In the first game, they were just enemies because you
- 1:03:50Speaker 7: do go through a hospital and there are like monsters,
- 1:03:53Speaker 7: which makes sense.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: But they're not overly sexualized or anything like that.
- 1:03:57Speaker 6: There is.
- 1:03:58Speaker 7: Fuck I almost forgot about this until you said it.
- 1:04:01Speaker 7: Fuck me, this wasn't pantshitting, but it was the most
- 1:04:05Speaker 7: unnerving moment I think I've ever had in a video game.
- 1:04:07Speaker 7: You find this woman, her name is Lisa. She's a
- 1:04:10Speaker 7: nurse who works at that hospital, and she genuinely tries
- 1:04:13Speaker 7: to help you. Later on in the game, you find
- 1:04:16Speaker 7: her in a room and you talk to her briefly,
- 1:04:18Speaker 7: and as you're talking to her, blood just starts to
- 1:04:21Speaker 7: pour out of her eyes, her nose, her hair like
- 1:04:26Speaker 7: she's covered in it, and she starts crying and screaming,
- 1:04:30Speaker 7: and your character doesn't know what to do, so he
- 1:04:32Speaker 7: just backs the fuck out of the room and puts
- 1:04:35Speaker 7: his back against the door, like he literally just like
- 1:04:38Speaker 7: stops her from getting out. And I'm like, this is
- 1:04:40Speaker 7: the most fucked up thing, Like, like Jesus Christ, why
- 1:04:43Speaker 7: wouldn't you help her?
- 1:04:44Speaker 2: Like what the fuck is going on?
- 1:04:46Speaker 7: And I just I just because she continues to just
- 1:04:49Speaker 7: cry on the other side of that door and the
- 1:04:51Speaker 7: rest of that cut scene, and I'm just like, this is.
- 1:04:54Speaker 6: So funned up.
- 1:04:55Speaker 7: I remember, like every hair on my body just stood
- 1:04:59Speaker 7: up and I was just like in full cringe, like,
- 1:05:01Speaker 7: oh God, get it out of my imagination, get it out,
- 1:05:03Speaker 7: get it out, get it out.
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: That's fair. I got a question.
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: Yeah, so when you go into a bathroom now and
- 1:05:11Speaker 4: you're here crying, what's your first name?
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: Instinct freeze?
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: Okay again, I was.
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Gonna say I was doing that the morning. That's why
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: I got no other questions. I do have one though,
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: for mine.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Okay, my suggestion, Yeah, go ahead, club, what do you got.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with dead or a live extreme beach vibues.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: But but but for for the for the for the reasons,
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: Pancilly shorts. It's Stevie Immersion. Go check it out. That's
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: what freaks me out. You'll know when you see it.
- 1:05:51Speaker 7: I think this whole episode is just an advertisement for
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: our fourteen year old YouTube videos.
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: It's you We're fourteen. Yeah, one video. But but yeah, okay, I.
- 1:06:07Speaker 6: Think what we've established is this whole episode is just
- 1:06:10Speaker 6: focused on the BoNT to the PlayStation that is Pancar.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's true.
- 1:06:16Speaker 7: There's a reason I have a lot of love for it.
- 1:06:19Speaker 7: Like these these video game experiences were like formative.
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: They made me who I am like a lot of
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: my a lot of my.
- 1:06:27Speaker 7: Favorite things came from these this system, like Resident Evils,
- 1:06:31Speaker 7: one of my favorite game series of all time, even
- 1:06:34Speaker 7: though it's been aggressively mid since Residentul five.
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: You know, So it's yeah, I mean.
- 1:06:41Speaker 7: And also it's something I shared with Jorgey pretty much,
- 1:06:44Speaker 7: pretty much exclusively. I played PlayStation with Whorgey all the time,
- 1:06:48Speaker 7: and that's a fond memory that I have one hundred percent.
- 1:06:50Speaker 7: So you know, there's a lot of reasons why it's
- 1:06:53Speaker 7: my favorite.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: I'll just say that.
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's fair.
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: That's fair.
- 1:06:57Speaker 6: Well, I absolutely love you for it.
- 1:07:00Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, it's been a delightful birthday.
- 1:07:06Speaker 6: And I think we'd time for us to get you
- 1:07:08Speaker 6: in the shed and strip you down and cover you
- 1:07:11Speaker 6: in bacon jam like we planned.
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: Hell yeah, get ready to be Stevie.
- 1:07:15Speaker 11: Can't wait for the eighth time, the bacon and special,
- 1:07:20Speaker 11: the picking and cham.
- 1:07:22Speaker 6: So you boys are happy, and let's close the show.
- 1:07:26Speaker 6: We'll give you a chance to prepare all the bacon
- 1:07:28Speaker 6: eaters ready to slap onto him, and we will say
- 1:07:32Speaker 6: once again, happy birthday, are and we love you in
- 1:07:34Speaker 6: your face, never change, keep being your gorgeous self. Because
- 1:07:37Speaker 6: we love you for it.
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: Thank you so much, and you can love me in
- 1:07:41Speaker 2: my asshole anytime.
- 1:07:46Speaker 6: Why not every time? Right, We've got to Kate short
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: there because the power cables are getting worn out, so
- 1:07:57Speaker 6: we're gonna have to replace him. But in the meantime,
- 1:07:59Speaker 6: let's you got Goodbye to you. Thank you so much
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- 1:08:21Speaker 6: Come on, you know the cues. You do them every time.
- 1:08:25Speaker 2: I'm not used to having inferred to me.
- 1:08:27Speaker 6: Sorry, that's fine, I'm not gonna start again. Fuck you.
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- 1:10:15Speaker 6: So it only leads for me to say thank you
- 1:10:17Speaker 6: one more time and tell the boys that's the end
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: of the show. Why fuck you.
- 1:10:24Speaker 2: That's why.
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: I haven't broth.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: It's beatiful, absolutely loved all.
- 1:10:37Speaker 6: Mind yeah, day to night.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: You know you're a man, you know