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How Mars Will Haunt Your Nightmares is Competitive Play · Archons Corner

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  Oh, everybody's going to oh, my god, fraud. But what's going
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  on? Everybody? I'm the one the only w oh okay I e We're
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  Oh, he's just waiting for us to finish. We are. We're doing
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  a show here today. Thank you for listening. How are you? But
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  we have an ewokside, we have an eoch hello, key forsh community,
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  glad. We are super organized and untop of it with our intros as usual.
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  I love it. I love it. Listen if you can name the
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  reference, give you one. Oh man, you already got it all right.
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  Well, anyways, the Choke show is here. Drascr all my fun
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  resident PhD doctor sheep yay, he's got so a thing happened. How are
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  you? Happy? Pie day? Everyone that's after that. That's what has
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  happened. Three point one four one five night yep. If you ever wanted
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  to figure out a circle, it's a number you'll need anyways. Care circle.
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  Yeah. Our education system has failed this cast in so many ways.
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  I don't know how else to put but you'll need pie eventually. But anyways,
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  we're here to chew bubble gum and talk about key forge, and we're
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  all out of bubble gum. So let's talk about store championships. Drans score.
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  You did a store championship not too long ago. I don't know what
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  ye was it this weekend? Yeah, so we did Sealed on Sunday,
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  so it was it was a good time. Yeah, we just all right,
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  wow, so let me tell you Alliance no garbage. We'll steel you
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  on what we did. So right, so advertise bunch. So we actually
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  had two new folks who hadn't been there or at least or at least maybe
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  not in a very long time like so, but two new folks, right,
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  and then we had eight others so total of ten, which honestly wasn't
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  too bad because there was other events on Saturday in the radius, so we
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  didn't draw people from super far away like sometimes we can for a big event.
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  But it was so it was a good time. People had fun.
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  But at the beginning, I said, okay, hey, look the official
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  rules are you know this whatever, this unified thing like Alliance right, never
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  heard over, And so I asked folks like, hey, you know,
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  if if somebody wants to do Alliance right, that's the official format, will
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  do it. But if it's unanimous then so it had to be unanimous to
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  do not alliance, to do true Sealed. And one of the new people
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  was like, what do you wait? What what are you talking about?
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  So I had to explain to them what alliance was and they were like,
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  why would I do that. I was like, all right, I know
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  your answer, and it was unanimous. We all decided to do true Sealed,
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  no no alliancing. So so y'all got three Woe decks. Crack whoa
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  sorry, three gr decks. Crack them open and rock and rolled and had
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  a great time. There was a lot of a lot of fun decks for
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  around, a lot of cool stuff. My deck, I like my deck
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  quite a bit, had a lot of gas really no no c and overstated
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  a so I ended up stalling in the in the final game. Uh,
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  but overall it was Uh, it was great experience things. People had a
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  lot of fun. We were able to give out a prize to everyone.
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  So we just took one of the store kid boxes and I put it out
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  on the table and said, all right, uh, hey, there's ten
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  people. Everybody gets something. First place picks first. So I'm down the
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  list. So you know, the veterans, they all grabbed decks, but
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  some of the folks who are not as veteran grabbed those keys. They were
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  excited about it, and uh, you know, even the last place person
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  got a poster. That poster in there, but they seemed okay with that,
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  like, hey, they got something. Yeah, there's a you're supposed
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  to hang out in the store to advertise stuff. Got it, But there's
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  a poster. So they thought that was kind of cool. So they they
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  didn't they didn't seem like, oh, this is dumb. So they got
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  that and then uh, you know, one or two of the folks wanted
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  extra Haunted cards to bring back to their h kitchen table friends, so passed
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  out some of those and so it was a good time. It was a
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  good time. We as well had a sealed the vent this week. Sheep,
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  what did we do? Most of us played similar to draftscorps, where
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  we opened three decks and uh one we we also all talked about it ahead
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  of time, and by most team means everybody but one person. They were
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  not there when we made the decision because they knew they were running light.
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  They drove almost two hours to join us and got stuck in traffic, so
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  they were a little late. So they had a first round by which worked
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  out because we had to buy anyways. Okay, so it was it was
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  okay. So we got there and they wanted to Alliance, so you just
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  let them do it. Basically, well, they did it. We didn't
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  really even discussion. It was just done. Yeah, that's fun. And
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  then it came down to the final table and it was like, oh,
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  some of us are Allianced and some of us are not. Ah, we
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  were playing key Forge. We had fun. We also went ahead and actually
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  played Alliance for our store championship the week before, so we've been running them
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  on our weeklies, so I thought it was really nice to actually have someone
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  come out for Sealed. But we ran straight Alliance and we didn't turn out
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  last week. We didn't so we didn't run Alliance. We weren't sealed this
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  week. But you're talking about last week, Yeah, two weeks. I
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  wasn't here. I wasn't there. I was in I was in inventory Land.
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  I'm sure. I am sure that you guys went ahead and talked ad
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  nauseum about the Alliance fun that we had as I was not here. So
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  yeah, it's key Forge. We had fun ad nauseum. All right,
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  So if you haven't gone to your local. I don't know. I'm assuming.
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  I don't know how everyone else is running it, but I'm assuming go
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  to a local. I'm gonna start championship. Yeah, the map is actually
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  pretty cool and they made some adjustments to it recently so it's easier to see
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  what the events are just by clicking on one of the amber shards. So
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  shout out to, Shout out to. Josh did a really nice job with
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  going ahead and talking people and for anyone who was working at it, awesome
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  work. And next week I think we have our coon. We have ar
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  Con, So report back on Shoop's win next week. Nice. We actually
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  did Alliance tonight, so we had five players for that and I just threw
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  something together real quick. It did not do well on one of the guys
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  though, built like a you know auto ecto charge key abduction and double the
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  penthy seed thing. That was pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, And one
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  of the guys, one of the guys in my store, he has a
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  quad routine job deck, so he just uh, you know, took like
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  a fast logos pod and a recursion untamed pod with his quad routine job.
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  Well, the guy, the guy who played the ecto charge, the key
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  induction double in the penthe seed. He just never made embers like you can
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  play his Betty uh stealing job. I'm just gonna never make em at ecto
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  charge and then key abduction, the seed key infection, and yeah, I'm
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  guessing no hard r in that deck. Also, No, there wasn't that
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  would have been that that actually could have made a difference, potentially might have
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  forced him to try to make remember. But yeah, yeah, I mean
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  it's it's something and I like the line that he took. So that's definitely
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  a thing that happened back in the Code of Days where you're playing a heavy
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  steel deck and your opponent just does not make any umber for you to take.
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  Mm. It was disappointing. Feelings were hurt, but he couldn't ruin
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  somebody's day, So you know, ruined somebody's day. But this week we're
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  going through Mars, and I feel like a special button has been added for
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  us, just on our kind kinda. It's called the exclude reprints checkbox,
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  where you can exclude all the reprints and Mars, to which there were quite
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  a few. Sore mine, says a wookie press here. That's that's says
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  that not what mine says. But that's okay. Now we have the sheet.
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  The sheet of Doom is hidden somewhere, somebody will read it off to
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  us. I think it's gonna be Drascores and we're gonna do Okay, we're
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  gonna do what we normally do. We're gonna go through the cards. We're
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  gonna rank them zero, zero to six, I believe, and go from
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  there. So let's start with ab ductomatic or power two ember robot creature from
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  Mars. After fight, if you are haunted, capture two, scrap the
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  least powerful friendly creature captures two. So the flexibility is nice, right that
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  you can scrap it for capturing two on one of your dudes. The fight
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  is slow that it does have some armor. Now you do have like you
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  know, there's we'll get to write other cards, but there's ways to pull
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  Mars cards out of your archives, right, so you can maybe scrap him
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  and then pull him back out of your discard. I he's a three least.
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  I don't know what do you guys think? I was thinking either two
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  or three? No, he's a four. Yeah, he's a four to
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  two. The three goes ahead and you have a body that gets a chance.
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  He doesn't kill. He doesn't kill Brio. That's true, he doesn't.
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  That is not the qualifier for him getting a kill Brio. It kind
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  of is. No, I think that. I think the way he said
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  it, I don't know, man, no what you interpreted what he said
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  exactly? It makes for entertain Well, you're wrong. It is only a
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  three. Oh there you go, all right, But hey, he's not
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  here to night to go ahead and hear this and to be able to raise
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  it. But again, I think with the body four two, it's going
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  to stick around you a chance to be able to reap. You have the
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  fight effect that where needed for haunted. It does hurt if you're not haunted.
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  But the scrap effect there. I think I can see the three.
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  It's all too little situational, like this is an okay card. You're not
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  sad to have one, but you're kind of sad when you have three.
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  No, Actually, the only time, because I had this inn sealed,
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  the only time you are sad is when you have an archive and you need
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  to scrap to capture. But you don't have a single Mars card that is
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  out on the board or a creature that you can play that you can capture
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  onto. Yeah, everything is just a little situational on this card. That
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  makes it that. That's why I wouldn't make it a four. It is
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  a generally average car mid its mid it's it's it's average. I got it
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  aberrant or event. It is an action play discard cards from the top of
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  your deck until you just card a or run out of cards. If you
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  discard a creature this way, put it into play and destroy one of its
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  neighbors, repeat the preceding effect on your opponent. Uh uh, I haven't
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  seen that. It's a rare Okay. I was like, I haven't seen
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  this card much to have any interaction with it whatsoever. I mean, I've
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  played it, I've seen it played. It's it's interesting because it's house cheating,
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  right, because it's just any any creature, yes, any creature.
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  You do have to destroy a neighbor, but you get the benefit on both
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  sides, Like you destroy your least valuable flank, where you're going to destroy
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  your opponent's most valuable flank. You sort of get to ignore their play effects
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  if they have good play effect cards. It's you know, when it comes
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  into play, exhausted so they are also losing that creature for the next turn.
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  So I mean, I don't there's a very rare where you wouldn't play
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  this card, although it is a deck miller, right, like it mills
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  you and your opponent. Yeah, that sometimes can be good or bad,
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  right, because there are some decks where like you mail them at the right
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  time and you're going to force them to flip because they have no creatures left
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  and you're gonna put them down to end a deck. So there are definitely
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  things that this is good. This is also sometimes where you now have made
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  them haunted. Well, but that might be good because you might want them
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  haunted because you're playing a card that does something about them being haunted. Like
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  this. This is like a very good example of a rare card. It
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  has interesting effects. It has all kinds of weird not huge combo potential,
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  but places where it makes other things work or stops what they were doing.
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  It does neat things, but it's not game breaking and it's not garbage either.
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  It's just I almost want to put it into land. Yeah. I
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  only have one of these, and it did not impress me. It's sort
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  of did a thing and I was like, oh, like we both lost
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  mediocre creatures. If it had a PIP, I might put it at three.
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  I don't, I might just put it at a two. I'm putting
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  I'm putting it. Yeah, I'm putting it at a two. I have
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  not actually played with this in real life. I cannot pull Mars to save
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  my life outside of the Store Championship. But it's been played against me and
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  TCO and it's actually one of those where I'm like, wait, what happened?
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  And I have to scroll back to be able to see because my creature
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  died. Your creature died, But you're playing off house. I know what
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  happens, and I can see where it's coming from. But it just hasn't
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  had any It's there, it hasn't done anything special in the games that I've
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  played. Also, the art is like, I don't know the style of
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  the Martians on this art just looks different to me than most of the other
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  cards. Does it look bad way to you? Like they're more Martian,
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  they're more traditional traditional code of Yeah, I don't know, Like do they
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  look like do they look like some of the traditional dudes like Arational Show?
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  I mean commenting on art now is it's gonna be posing that because it's just
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  not the same level of art as what there was. So there's a lot
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  of good art in the set. Soon you're gonna Soon you're gonna go ahead
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  and see sheep here with MS paint Or are you making reference to AI art?
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  Is that what you're is that where you're going. No, they're not
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  going to different every time, every every time there's been at less one car
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  where somebody's been like, just the art doesn't not bad art, it just
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  looks stylistically different. Yeah, I think that we're well, I think we're
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  used to a certain level of expectation. It's just different with this. He
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  gives it a three. He can't defend his reason for three, probably because
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  it's just like it's it does something rare. We'll give it a three,
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  and nobody sees it play, so it doesn't need to be fixed. Again,
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  he's not here to lower it. That's fair. Let's move to the
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  brash Grabber three power Scientist Martian. If you are not haunted, brash Grabber
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  enters play enraged omni move one ember from an enemy creature to your pool.
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  So if you are not haunted, he becomes garbage. Well, he always
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  has an he's still omni, right, which I see the fight, but
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  if you don't call them mars, he cannot fight, so therefore he cannot
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  me he can me right, Yeah, that's one of those weird ones.
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  But this is Omni get one of your captured amber back. Yeah, it's
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  capture. It's not amazing, no, but we had seen in previous sets.
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  But we had seen in previous sets that it would have been in house,
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  so you would have had to come back to your house in order to
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  be able to do this. So the ability for a time Omni taken amber
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  off an enemy crew. This is an enemy creature. This isn't an amber
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  just waiting for you to kill it. And that is true, sir,
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  I miss enemy, but I was more picturing our own. But yes,
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  you're correct, Yeah, this is only enemy, so it's getting back your
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  amber. So I guess it's you know, it's I don't know. And
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  it can happen every turn, so it has some value there. But he's
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  small. They need to be captured me, right. Yeah. If they
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  don't capture, this does nothing. That is true too, although I guess
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  there's a bunch of cards that capture your opponent captures from their own side,
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  So so can combo with some of that and we'll get to that. Yeah,
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  in this set, but it's still it's amber that you're going to you
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  have access sooner or later. This isn't amber that you weren't supposed to get
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  at some point. This feels like it's a good It's a little bit better
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  in g R than it is another set. Actually, I think it's all
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  sets have quite a lot of capture in the sense well, I think enhancement.
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  I think some A A O A wasn't a huge capture set either.
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  It who was doing mid? This does nothing to I'm not so I went
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  three, but I've been off on everything, so I assume it's to what
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  do we got guys? Yes it is, yep, there we go.
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  I'll just be off by one. There you go. So whatever you're gonna
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  say, just subtract one from it. We will get this and you'll and
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  you're in all right. Let's go to another cool card. Crop circles pip
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  a number every time you play it. It is an action play. A
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  non Mars creature captures one from its own size. You may side. You
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  may purge any number of cards from your from your archives. The same creature
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  captures an additional one from its own side for each card purged in this way,
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  Can I say this is the card that has had the most combo terrific
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  plays played against me? Good, just like death and it can do yeah,
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  winds of Death and this or even the Mars guy that lets you there's
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  lots of Mars archiving. Now this does this is crop circles. When this
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  does suffer from this same thing as all the other abducting cards is you cannot
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  purge your opponent's cards. If you try to do that, it just goes
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  back to their hands and you don't get the extra capture, so that does
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  not work. I agree that it is not very intelligent. I wish that
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  it was written differently. It's not. It just doesn't make sense. You
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  know, like nobody almost nobody who has ever played this game and just picked
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  up the rule book tried to play it went ahh, I don't purge this.
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  It goes back to your hand, right, Yeah, I don't to
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  do here, right, Like we've all played long enough, we know what's
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  going to happen, and it happens. But yes, this plus wins of
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  death and then they purge out all of a house, you know, like
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  a bunch of creatures from a house, and they capture all your amber and
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  then they kill it or a dumpk it and they take all your Space dollars
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  and you cry and you go my Space dollars, and you go my Space
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  dollars. It's if you guys on the set that gets me to go my
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  Space. And it has an umber pip on it. So even if you
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  don't have any archives or they even if you just play for one amber,
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  one one, that's pretty good. Yeah. Yeah, And I like the
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  yard of this one. The crop circles yelling at the that's the isn't that
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  the crashed ship with the star Line ship? Sure is? Yeah, at
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  least at least it is now I think. So it definitely looks crashed.
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  Some people like the work. Others I've heard definite comments going in the direction
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  is but I kind of like it. But I could say nicer. Your
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  crop drawn things face is going to be like I think they did pretty good
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  draw that in the dirt. You see some of these craps. I think
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  I think the big I think the biggest complaint is again, stylistically, we
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  seem to be in multiple again, it just just in different areas, like
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  why we keep talking about our let's talk about Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna say,
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  because if you look at abductumatic the war were, and then crop circles,
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  they're just very different from the same house in this set. So that's
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  all. It just is. Even here with an excellent percursive disappearances, they're
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  they're drastically different. And so that has been some of the commons I've seen
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  and heard. Yeah, big upside, it could be higher, but I
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  think, oh so this is one. Yeah, if you see multiples,
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  I could definitely see that. I don't think multiples makes us better. No,
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  you just want one the you want cards to combo off with it,
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  like it gets better when it's like with the winds of death or anything that
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  gives you like mass archives. Yeah, that's one of death. That's when
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  that pretty much. Yeah, rotten, common, rotten, And this is
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  an uncommon I got four. I got it a four. Yes, it's
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  four, I got one. Yay for us. Tell you guys all ahead
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  of time. Curse of curse of disappearance. It's an artifact, curse treachery.
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  So it's going to enter play under your opponent's control. At the end
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  of your turn, put a friendly creature into your opponent's archives. If that
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  card leaves their archives, put it into its owner's hand instead. Yeah,
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  this is uh, this could be real big, right. Yeah, this
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  card is disrupted. Yep, Like one creature a turn might be the best
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  curse, maybe the second best curse. It's up there. Fraud don't mind,
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  you can eat all frauds dudes. Yeah, I mean there's some decks
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  that don't care, right, but you know, whoe cares right, quite
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  a bit of Grimmerbinders cares. Although I guess the Alliance deck I was describing
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  that one of my locals put together where he didn't need to make any ember.
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  It also could have been like, I'm just not gonna play any creatures.
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  I'm just gonna discard all my creatures every turn. Well like that wouldn't
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  care either. So yeah, there's certainly places, but in general, this
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  this card, when lands turned one, it's just very very disruptive. If
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  you don't need your archives. It can also help thin deck. So against
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  this is another one against really fast acts that don't care about their creatures.
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  It can actually be detrimental, but mostly almost always just play and watch your
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  opponent get frustrated squirm. Yeah, so I guess the question is is this
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  a five or six? I think that's it's still a Oh I want to
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  put it at a four. Oh really okay, yeah, I still want
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  to put it at four. It's good. Five, this is this is
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  a pretty strong disruption. Also, make it with red who you actually get
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  a card in yours the red. Yeah, I'll go six, go big,
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  go bigger home then everybody. That's all he does. Have it as
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  a six. This is one of the chase cards. Like, this card
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  is super disruptive. You also got to look at that this is not destroyed,
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  so it skips destroyed effects. It skips all that stuff. Right,
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  it's like bounce who gets around your curious sources? It's it's good. Yeah,
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  you're demos or whatever is the new? Yeah? Yeah, all right.
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  Distant Void prober four power Scientist Martian after reap, if you're haunted,
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  your opponent's keys costs plus three during their next turn. Scrap an enemy creature
• 27:37
  captures one from its own side, so a slow plus three or a quick
• 27:44
  capture slow capture slow steal one. Yeah. Also a four power dude.
• 27:52
  Yeah, yeah, I don't know about you guys, but I almost unless
• 27:56
  my opponent has no ember. I sort of stare at this card for a
• 28:00
  moment. I'm like, well, burn the hand. Can I scrap him?
• 28:03
  I'm with you. I kind of like the slow steal better then,
• 28:07
  unless I know I'm playing a deck that's going to call Mars again. If
• 28:11
  I don't think I'm gonna if I don't think I'm gonna come back to Mars.
• 28:14
  Yeah, this guy's often just becomes the Steel or he hopefully is just
• 28:19
  discarded off house from a discard pit. Yeah yeah, like he's nice in
• 28:26
  that is any house that has discard pips. This gives you another amber control
• 28:30
  card that has flexibility for play mm hmm or not play. Yeah, and
• 28:37
  slow Steel one, it's probably still good. It's okay. It's not great,
• 28:41
  but it's flexibility. Like if he ends up as a creature, it's
• 28:45
  okay. It's a four power with a brief effect, so at least they
• 28:49
  didn't do something junkie like make it in action. He's just an okay card.
• 28:53
  Another one, Like, you know, if I got one of them,
• 28:56
  I'm not sad if I got five of them, I'm not real happy.
• 29:02
  So another three, that's my thought. What do you think you walk?
• 29:11
  Yep, it's a three sweep, all right, don't believe your eyes.
• 29:18
  It's an action card play. If you are haunted, a creature captures
• 29:21
  two from an own side. Otherwise, a creature captures one. This I
• 29:26
  like this card a lot capturing two from its own side. Like, so
• 29:33
  slow slow steal two or capture one? Yeah, I mean you want to
• 29:38
  be haunted, Like capture one's not that great. This whole set wants to
• 29:41
  be haunted. Yeah. Yeah, So you assume you're playing decent cards,
• 29:47
  you're gonna be haunted, and you're slow stealing two. That's pretty much.
• 29:51
  If you pull a deck in this set that doesn't haunt itself at a good
• 29:55
  pace, you're screwed. Yes, notunds good, it's significantly worse. Remember
• 30:02
  did we do aquad On not yet? Yes, yes we did, can't
• 30:08
  I can't remember what we do either. Yes we did do aquadan This is
• 30:14
  still a pretty good card. I agree with with dress there, but it's
• 30:18
  still not like permanent record or generous offer good mm hmmm, because like they
• 30:25
  have to have a creature, you have to be haunted. But a card
• 30:27
  that steals two is good, and we gave those what fours. I would
• 30:33
  give this a four also three, I don't think it's as good. It
• 30:40
  is better than distant void prober. Mm hmm yep. I would rather have
• 30:45
  a couple of these than more distant void probers. If this is a three,
• 30:49
  I'm gonna move void proberto it two. I think it's four. Three
• 30:59
  it's a four, yay. And plus it's got a pterodactyl or something another
• 31:06
  one of those long necked alien looking that he is a he's a Saurian on
• 31:17
  a severe diet. And that's why I say, don't believe your eyes,
• 31:21
  because you're not used to that thing. Yeah, yep, okay, very
• 31:26
  weird. Now we're creating lore too. I like it, at least not
• 31:30
  at least Now we're gonna dating potatoes kinda doctorixel Fricks, scientist Martian Elusive after
• 31:42
  replay a Mars creature from your discard pile, and ready it so good?
• 31:48
  Yes, combod potential city. Oh yeah, zixel Frix does some shnanigans because
• 31:57
  then yeah, well that's not even where he's good. They bring more,
• 32:05
  you know, But you guys are right, zixel Frix is one of the
• 32:08
  key cards to several potentially not game breaking but amber blasting combos in this in
• 32:16
  this house. So and he's elusive. That's really nice. After read ye
• 32:25
  the album and ready it play and ready it might come. He might come
• 32:30
  if it comes with some rebels, get real quick. We get to his
• 32:36
  combo buddies later when we find them. Oh yeah, rebels. So actually
• 32:40
  and Mars First are actually both reprints. Both both Rebel and Mars First are
• 32:46
  in this sence we're not hitting the reprints at all. They're both here in
• 32:49
  the set. Well, those those are the two that ready him. Then
• 32:55
  he does absolutely silly things with Proliferator. Proliferator read maybe the there's the other
• 33:04
  guy who will get to him. He's he reaps, he takes control of
• 33:10
  enemy creature, and then you destroy one of your own creatures, so you
• 33:15
  destroy your rebel, so you steal one of theirs, you destroy your rebel
• 33:19
  right and now Zixy Fricks reaps. You put your rebel back into play in
• 33:22
  the middle of that other dude impaler in Planter sorry implanter. Yeah, and
• 33:30
  then you get to reap with them all again, and then take another creature
• 33:35
  and kill your rebel, kill your rebel again, and then he's in discard
• 33:42
  and Zixy's ready. He soul fricks and then you reap them. Like we
• 33:45
  saw this as a preview card, and I said, this thing is gonna
• 33:47
  do some silly things. This thing does some silly Yeah. So five or
• 33:54
  is I think five? He's got a con to the crazy. Yeah,
• 34:01
  But I think I think he's a five. He's he's very good. I
• 34:07
  agree, maybe I bring his down to four because you need more, like
• 34:13
  just alone and just a base card alone. He's okay, he might just
• 34:17
  die. He dies. He's not very powerful if you don't get rebels and
• 34:23
  proliferators. I mean both of those are believe. Proliferator thinks uncommon, but
• 34:29
  rebel I think common, rebels common, Mars versus common. Okay, was
• 34:32
  the proliferator uncommon roughlers common? But periflator is the third piece of the combo,
• 34:38
  so he's not important. Like if you get zixel Fris proliferators, you
• 34:43
  don't really care. Okay, is sixel fricks mars first proliferator? You got
• 34:50
  something? And then there is some truth as we look though, is short
• 34:58
  of the sel fricks and Implanter and Situations only a few other cards. A
• 35:05
  lot of the other Mars cards in this set aren't doing a ton. They're
• 35:08
  reaped for one, which is fine, but they're not quite as crazy as
• 35:15
  some of their stuff. There's no mind Warper in this set. I'm gonna
• 35:17
  go out on a limb and I'm gonna say he's a three on his own.
• 35:23
  No, no, all right, z has given him for a three,
• 35:31
  and I think actually Wookie has got it on the head. Is even
• 35:37
  if you get three Sixel Frixes like they just they're easy to kill and they
• 35:43
  don't do nothing, but you get Zixel Fricks and datoy. So this is
• 35:45
  a place where in the long run, SAS will score this card better than
• 35:52
  z score because SAS looks for the synergies Z score does not on its own.
• 35:58
  Sixel Fricks is fine, right, yeah, yeah, I suppose he's
• 36:04
  got to have his pieces to really shine. So I'm maybe even in Z
• 36:12
  score wanting to give it a four because he is so important to the good
• 36:15
  Mars decks. But I can see why he's a three. That could change
• 36:22
  because I'm sure he has seen it get played and it definitely makes lots of
• 36:27
  silly things happen. It does, but like on its own, like if
• 36:30
  you get Justice uxel Fuss, Yeah, but he does come with it's two
• 36:35
  other comments that really make him fire. So it happens. It happens often.
• 36:38
  So let's go to one of the one of the cards. I like
• 36:43
  the Elite Disruptors are mainly because it's a zord, but because it is your
• 36:50
  new nickname, the Elite Disruptors are. Yeah, that's what you're gonna go.
• 36:58
  My next name, Deck is gonna be a disruptors or yeah, I
• 37:01
  think so. Mainly because of Power Rangers. I'm a big Power Rangers fan.
• 37:06
  They sucked last set. It's too bad. They could have. They
• 37:08
  could have been something so great, but they weren't six Power roll. I
• 37:13
  thought you were about to say they sucked last season, Like, yeah,
• 37:15
  they were. They weren't nearly as good as Jungle Fury. But you know,
• 37:19
  I watched Power Rangers. What was it then now forever, I don't
• 37:22
  remember whatever it was the thing on Netflix. It was I forgot how campy
• 37:29
  Power Rangers can actually be. And then you're like, oh, that's right,
• 37:34
  it was campy, but a six power robot creature is more powerful than
• 37:38
  elite disruptors or cannot be played. This card gave me some gave me a
• 37:45
  little bit of a fit. This uh this past Tuesday with uh the Robdar.
• 37:51
  Yeah, power creep that has happened in the last couple of sets.
• 37:57
  Robber have a lot of big boys that can't play when this is out.
• 38:00
  Ye, sure can't. It does affect you to this is a double one
• 38:06
  two sided. Oh it does. You're cheating? No, I bet you
• 38:15
  was. I don't know if you guys were playing key Forge or freaking over
• 38:21
  there. I don't know. I just made that up even be proper.
• 38:27
  But what card do you think you walked played when he shouldn't have. I
• 38:30
  don't know. Probably I don't. I'm just screwing around. I don't remember.
• 38:36
  It's not very specific. I don't think anything in No, I need
• 38:42
  specific accusations. So you know, I have seen this played a few times.
• 38:49
  It has meant absolutely nothing because I'm not playing decks with sevens and eights
• 38:54
  in them. Mm hmm, I mean and sealed. It does a thing.
• 39:00
  Yeah, it doesn't. Think in every game if your opponent has anything
• 39:05
  big, so like it affects Brobnar. It affects the bad story in cards
• 39:09
  from the last couple of sets. I think, I think in the ra
• 39:15
  other things. Yeah, I think in a rare slot, it's nice to
• 39:17
  be able to see it's still. Yeah, it is, But I mean
• 39:22
  there there's enough seat in our sets that you can go ahead and fight it.
• 39:29
  You can go ahead and kill it in multiple ways. I think that
• 39:30
  it's perfectly fine to have as a rare, So I like it there,
• 39:35
  Okay, two what's brio? Sex kills brio but doesn't stop bridle from stop
• 39:46
  it from being played though that's a bummer. It just stops the chosen one
• 39:52
  or whatever. I guess. It prevents your your wimpy Mars dudes from being
• 39:59
  killed by nurse ship. It kills for it reaps for one more than likely
• 40:04
  it does trade with a brio four two, three the average and the three
• 40:15
  the average. It's the card. Thankfully it's rare. You only get one
• 40:22
  of them. You can't get three of these. Three of these would be
• 40:23
  real sad, thank god. I mean, you can, but the chances
• 40:29
  are not into the odds are not in your favor, thank goodness. Right,
• 40:34
  let's go to glimmer Sport play put. An artifact from play into your
• 40:38
  archives. If you are not the owner of that card and it leaves your
• 40:43
  archives, put it into its owner's hand instead. That's the huge bonus sentence.
• 40:49
  They're putting out all the abductor cards, so when they leave your hand,
• 40:53
  they go to your opponent's hand, or when they leave your arcim they
• 40:59
  go to your on its hand. Instead of being able to purge them off
• 41:01
  of crop circles, and instead of freaking fixing this, they're just like,
• 41:07
  now we're gonna put this crappy sentence on every card that does this for the
• 41:10
  rest of life. And it's it's just so not elegant. Again, like
• 41:16
  this because for most scenarios it would do this, right, if you pull
• 41:21
  your archives, it would go to your opponent's hand, right, No,
• 41:27
  well right, because it's changing, it's really weird. Revert to work yeah
• 41:35
  yeah, but yeah, like defaults to there out of place. It's right,
• 41:42
  it is, It's just it's just it feels it feels clumsy to put
• 41:47
  this on the cards when the amount of archiving and abducting that has been printed
• 41:53
  and they continue to print feels like a core aspect of this game, Like,
• 41:59
  but we didn't put it the rules so we're gonna keep kind of putting
• 42:01
  it on the cards. Well, now, everything that fun, everything that
• 42:07
  ducks says what it does now, except then they goof up things like scoop
• 42:12
  up. That doesn't work right because you can have your opponents creatures or you
• 42:16
  can have your creatures on your opponent's side, and then goofy things happen,
• 42:22
  Like goofy things can still happen even with them writing this in. That's why
• 42:28
  it should have just been fixed. But now they probably never want to go
• 42:30
  back and be like, well, we don't want to ride of the forty
• 42:32
  two cards, So Max, why can't we just have fun? And why
• 42:37
  can't you let me purge my opponent's card from my archives? That would be
• 42:43
  powerful? Too powerful. Yeah, that is the slowest form of purge that
• 42:52
  has to be in this game. Too good, and it's on it's on
• 42:54
  the power level of like shuffling your deck with a time travel right, you
• 43:05
  had met a little card called in Furnace. Now that nobody that was making
• 43:10
  all right, score the S four. So it's artifact control. Yeah,
• 43:17
  that's yeah. But it's sort of even a step up from perge because there
• 43:22
  are a few cards that let you get purge cards back, but it still
• 43:24
  pretty hard to get your archive cards back from your opponent. There's only two
• 43:30
  or three cards that that you know, get cards out of your opponents archives.
• 43:37
  But it does so like everybody wants to play Wins of Death, right
• 43:40
  it, it does create some situations where you're like, oh, shoot,
• 43:45
  dude, I actually want to do this because I don't want that in my
• 43:47
  archive because I don't want it overpowered stuff. Yeah, but it gets it
• 43:52
  off, It gets it off the board. I mean, I feel like
• 43:57
  you can't play this set without plague. Wins of Death and artifacts are already
• 44:00
  so slow. I don't have a one deck that I play. I feel
• 44:06
  like this is like a three is like it's fine, Like there's nothing wrong
• 44:12
  with it, it's fine. Well, it is symmetrical that if you have
• 44:15
  an artifact and your opponent doesn't you have to put it in. Well,
• 44:19
  that's when you just discard it. I agree, and there's no downside there,
• 44:23
  but there's no pip. I just but be aware there's still a lot
• 44:30
  of people who like to just play cards for the sake of playing cards and
• 44:34
  don't actually read that. We're not going to score cards based off of people
• 44:37
  being bad that is not that is distinctly not the point of Z score.
• 44:47
  We'll call it the I want I want to put it a three. It
• 44:52
  feels right. Yeah, what does Poltergeist get guys hasn't. Yeah, polter
• 45:00
  Get is used older guys, is better than this in my opinion, I
• 45:07
  think got a four and it has an amber and yes I had a five,
• 45:13
  Poulter. I'm thinking the other the new Geist from this set that has
• 45:17
  like, yeah, Poltergeist Reclaimed is a six. Yeah, this is a
• 45:24
  I yeah, I think this is three. Was a five? What else
• 45:36
  takes four? Well? Z hasn't at a five? Okay, okay,
• 45:45
  the score says you got to have that hard are artifact control or I don't
• 45:52
  feel like this is a five? Maybe she was here and I would say
• 45:59
  something, but it's gotta be just you know, like you want artifact control
• 46:04
  in your decks. This is artifact control. Yeah, I mean yeah,
• 46:08
  you want you gotta get rid of that jar at the right time, right,
• 46:15
  So yeah, yeah, maybe it's right. I guess if they're jarring,
• 46:21
  still feels wrong? All right? Uh? Exed Avenger three Power Martian
• 46:28
  Soldier play after our play slash after fight give Avenger a plus one power counter
• 46:35
  for each Mars card in your discard pile. Scrap, give a friendly creature
• 46:39
  a plus one powder power counter for each Mars card in your discard pile,
• 46:47
  and plus one for each Mars So he is like playing a seven power creature
• 46:54
  like on average, is gonna be like seven eight power dude. Or you
• 46:58
  can fatten up a friend. Yeah, you can make your doctors sixa fricks.
• 47:06
  You know, there isn't a lot of other stuff that works with powers
• 47:12
  specifically crazy. Although waste not is in set, so waste not Avenger is.
• 47:21
  I'm not going to call it a combo, but it is a scrap
• 47:24
  effect. I mean you can have a tight pit, make something real,
• 47:30
  real big, and then waste not. This can all happen in one turn
• 47:34
  pretty quickly. Yeah, so it's kind of this is again it's a rare.
• 47:38
  It has some value. It's somebody it's rare. Is like you just
• 47:43
  you look at them and it's like, man, they don't look like rares.
• 47:45
  I mean this is probably correctly rare too, because like it's a thing
• 47:49
  that can happen, it can be good, it can be made like this
• 47:53
  to me feels like a four, Like, oh huge, this guy could
• 47:58
  get he can't get three. He can be small lost eleven, he can
• 48:05
  do like things. He can do a lot of nod to too, So
• 48:07
  like we know how we feel about really big bodies. Quintessential three point five
• 48:19
  three, he's somewhere between a three and a four. Indeed, he just
• 48:22
  sits in three land, three land. That seems fair. Yeah, he
• 48:27
  is is just a card. You have one of them, It's okay.
• 48:30
  Yeah, And for those of you wondering at home, yes we did lose
• 48:34
  an Ewok. It is his wife's birthday, so he's going to do a
• 48:38
  wife Bertha. I'll be back in seven and a half minutes. That's right,
• 48:44
  that's a specific time. But anyway, moving onward to loyal implant,
• 48:51
  it's another artifact loyal tea. Loyalty implants. I'm sorry, I didn't miss
• 48:55
  the t item need destroy it. Loyal teeth implants. You may use friendly
• 49:04
  Mars creatures this time. So what was that? What the the speedy what
• 49:13
  was it called before? But only let you use two Mars cards? But
• 49:17
  it had a pip on it? Yeah it was I could see it.
• 49:21
  I had like little like fist had very busy art. Yeah, oh,
• 49:25
  you only use them, so I can't even really do my xixel friction.
• 49:30
  I can kind of do my you can you if you that one specifically that
• 49:36
  other card and I can't play them, so I can kind of do sixel
• 49:39
  frictions. I can do it ready, Yes, so I can frictionigans.
• 49:47
  You can go with this one. You can go full zixel friction agans off
• 49:52
  turn, and I have done it a few times. Loyalty Implants makes killing
• 49:57
  Mars creatures a necessity once this card's down, and then I play three or
• 50:01
  four MARSK guys and you're like going, hmmm, it's it has the same
• 50:07
  kind of effects as the Mutagenic Serum. That's all the fun. You're well,
• 50:13
  that's that's another card, similar style effects where you're going, oh boy,
• 50:17
  they're going to get a heck of a turn if I don't keep this
• 50:21
  board maintained. This one's a little easier to play against because you only have
• 50:23
  to kill a single house. But I've had pretty good effect the Loyalty Implants,
• 50:31
  But again, I feel like it's another card that needs other cards to
• 50:35
  do a thing. So I just want to put creatures right, even if
• 50:38
  you just reap for three with this, that's pretty darn good. I suppose
• 50:42
  three Embers, three Ember, right, yeah, twenty bucks, and you
• 50:46
  do have to land them. You have to land this, then they have
• 50:50
  to live, and then you got to go off ouse and and then you
• 50:53
  can do it. Yes, So I don't want to put it in.
• 50:59
  I'm gonna put it at a three land I'm still gonna put it at very
• 51:01
  mid sept What did you say four? I said four. I put it
• 51:08
  a three. You put it off you up Z gives it a two average.
• 51:15
  This is going to get you one amber, right, I don't have
• 51:20
  one creature when you get to trigger it because you know people aren't gonna let
• 51:23
  you do this. I mean it's like you're forcing them to respond. It's
• 51:29
  ever gotten. I could see three, I could see three, but it's
• 51:37
  yeah. I I've liked it. I've had pretty good effect. I've even
• 51:43
  proliferated it back into my archives to replay MM to have more sel friction and
• 51:50
  against all right, let's go to Sheep's favorite card, the Nameless Horror two
• 51:54
  power Alien Poison. When you're haunted, it gains elusive and skirmish. The
• 52:02
  Sheep loves this card, even the relatively disturbing looking tritter art on this.
• 52:09
  This thing is wretched from top to bottom. Yeah, this is the kind
• 52:15
  of garbage. But he's gonna bad. Okay, what have I always said
• 52:23
  about Zito's bloodshed? Bad? Okay? This card is worse. Well,
• 52:30
  it doesn't bring in Toad. I don't know if it's worse. Yeah,
• 52:34
  I mean, yeah, it doesn't bring in its garbage because it's almost toad
• 52:37
  by his damn self. This could reap. This is true if this would
• 52:45
  have been like a super creepy looking toad. I mean, this is a
• 52:49
  one. Like it's not it's not better than that. It's definitely a one.
• 52:52
  Yeah, blood zero. So I don't know what I agree with the
• 53:04
  one I got to find it in this That was a pretty quick one.
• 53:12
  Oh yeah, like how often it is a one? Yeah? Okay,
• 53:17
  there you go. Do you feel better or not? Like it's gonna die?
• 53:21
  And if it doesn't, I almost forget that you can vote think zero.
• 53:24
  I haven't sort of alphabetical yeah, weird, like let's say you fight
• 53:30
  with it stinks? This is mister perfect likes this card. Of course he
• 53:35
  does tells you how bad it is. Who likes it? Sorry, mister
• 53:39
  perfect, who says cursus spontaneity is the best and he's also a fan of
• 53:45
  Ben Rylo. Oh my god, yeah, I think he's on drugs.
• 53:51
  I really do, might be, I don't know. Start taking pictures of
• 53:54
  him and start putting them in the chat. That way everyone else can decide.
• 54:00
  All right over clock shot Collar. It is an artifact pippa number.
• 54:05
  Every time you play it, this creature games after reap stun this creature in
• 54:09
  each of its neighbors, scrap unstun each Mars creature. I'm happy it has
• 54:19
  an A. Well, it's actually almost said it no, no, because
• 54:23
  this is this is a best name, worst affecting game. Yep, it's
• 54:30
  a two. I think it's a two. It has an it right,
• 54:35
  has an amber. Yea. That's why I'm giving it the twos when you
• 54:39
  play it while whatever, I'm just throwing this and you're never on that.
• 54:47
  Never in the history of ever I've been like, I'm gonna scrap this and
• 54:51
  unstun all my Mars creatures and your opponent's Mars creatures. Oh yeah, and
• 54:55
  your creatures. Well, someday somebody is going to be like, I'm gonna
• 55:00
  em people have to be like and they're gonna come back and go over clock
• 55:06
  shot collars, scraping everything. What now, I I guess the reap actually
• 55:15
  on its neighbors is a little better. But but you're not weeping with it.
• 55:19
  You're throwing this thing into the biggest thing you can and just to kill
• 55:22
  it, kill it whatever whatever my opponent plays it on. I'm just I'm
• 55:30
  not reaching. Yeah, Okay, well then I'm gonna kill my sixel fricks
• 55:36
  because it's just this is what it is right now when I'm winning. Okay,
• 55:38
  this card's better than I thought it was. It's fine. Well,
• 55:44
  I mean from a one to a two, I guess destroy them all is
• 55:50
  on set, right, so technically I can sit around and wait to try
• 55:53
  to destroy this. Wow Z gives it a too, so there you go.
• 55:59
  It's two spew locksom spew or two power Soldier Martians splash attack two each
• 56:07
  of flaps. Oh my goodness, each of flocksom spewers. Mars Neighbors gained
• 56:12
  splash attack too. I screwed this up all the time forgetting it, says
• 56:17
  Mars Neighbors. Yep, this card is a disappointment. The Nameless Horror it's
• 56:25
  about the same. I mean it's splash attack too. I don't know why,
• 56:32
  but no, this card is less sad than the Nameless Horror, although
• 56:36
  it shouldn't be. Maybe it's because the art isn't nameless or art. But
• 56:42
  yes, this card is just still and thet The thing is is this is
• 56:46
  a card that's taking up a common slot and he's maybe the worst common creature
• 56:52
  in Mars, so it's all one for that alone. I agree, he's
• 56:59
  a one. I put m one to sinker blockhom Spewer is the one one
• 57:07
  perfect because you attack and splash attack and he dies. Like they could give
• 57:13
  him skirmish or something. I don't know. That's too powerful. Yeah,
• 57:17
  that's gonna be the new catchphrase. That was too powerful. Splash Really you
• 57:22
  want to give skirmish on a two power creature, take off the and splash
• 57:29
  attack plague wind play until the end of turn, each non Mars creature gets
• 57:36
  mine's three power. This was a preview card too. We feel like it's
• 57:43
  bad all at the same time, like it's no, it's good, it's
• 57:45
  good, and it's often better than good. It's good. Yeah, I
• 57:50
  guess you're controlling it so well. You keep playing crappy Mars decks like the
• 57:54
  BRS decks. I have any of the good Mars decks, the decks I've
• 57:59
  been if it's Mars, like Mars is the star of the show. And
• 58:05
  this is a card that again I'm archiving with the different cards to let me
• 58:08
  archive to keep replaying, and it can keep board dominance, and then you
• 58:15
  just get to keep doing martianigans like the Plague Winds and it gets around wards.
• 58:22
  It doesn't care about elusive, it doesn't care about your armor boom dead
• 58:28
  good card because Sheep keeps pulling the zixel fricks, proliferator, all the combo
• 58:35
  stuff. And I'm sitting over here playing Collars, hard time getting ecto charge.
• 58:43
  So I will and you know I only have. I only have the
• 58:45
  one. All right, what do you what? What I give it?
• 58:51
  I want to give it a three. I want it to be in midy
• 58:52
  Midland. But that's just my experience with it. It's a four four plan
• 59:00
  tigher than average card plan ten. It is an artifact. It's a plan
• 59:07
  Abody's winner. Is it? Ten of them? There were well, there
• 59:10
  were nine before this, So I'm curious to see what they bring for the
• 59:15
  other nine plans. That's all far superior to Plan nine fire Plan nine,
• 59:20
  but at the end of each player's turn return a card from under Plan ten
• 59:23
  to its owner's hand. There are no cards under Plan ten. Destroy Plan
• 59:28
  ten play put each non Mars creature face up under Plan ten. I have
• 59:37
  had an opportunity to play with this. It is interesting, it seems that's
• 59:45
  good, Like I could load up a board full of creature critters. I
• 59:50
  know, because that seems bad too. Well, you know, I'm back
• 59:53
  to yourself slowly. That's terrible. Yeah, no, no, But but
• 59:57
  what's good is like I keep talking about Wins of Death. You can tell
• 1:00:00
  what I've been playing against, but this removes your opponent's creatures and doesn't put
• 1:00:06
  them in their discard pile, which is half the time what they want.
• 1:00:10
  They're like, yeah, kill my dudes, I'll just I'll just Wins of
• 1:00:13
  Death them and archive them. You have some serious Winds of Death like PTSD.
• 1:00:21
  Yes, well, I mean, but I also play Wins of Death,
• 1:00:23
  So who I'm trying to feel like even like if offset too right,
• 1:00:31
  I kept playing when I was playing it online in one of Loca Cars events
• 1:00:38
  maybe, and I kept having to just put like three or four of their
• 1:00:43
  creatures under them and then feed them back slowly. But it is interesting.
• 1:00:49
  You do have to look at a couple of things. The card says is
• 1:00:52
  it's the end of each player's turn, right, it is not just your
• 1:00:57
  turn. So at the end of their turn they to look through that pile
• 1:01:00
  of cards, and in addition, so they drew their hand, and then
• 1:01:05
  they look at everything that's captured under this card or whatever planned under this card,
• 1:01:09
  and they get to pick one of their creatures to put back in their
• 1:01:14
  hand if they want it, or they can put like if they know you're
• 1:01:17
  gonna play, and this is two sided, right, it works both ways.
• 1:01:22
  But if you if they know you want to play marsin Extern and they
• 1:01:24
  can be like, oh, you could have your Equidon creature back because I
• 1:01:28
  know I'm gonna hand choke you with it. Ha haha. It has been
• 1:01:35
  interesting. I also kept playing it when only they had creatures, and then
• 1:01:39
  they would have freaking pips and play effects that I was just like, I
• 1:01:44
  still have to clear the board because I'm behind. But this isn't great.
• 1:01:49
  I've had It's it's fine, but I've had some intermediates. Yeah. I
• 1:01:57
  mean, honestly, I only have one deck with this, but I really
• 1:02:01
  enjoyed it when I played it, so I maybe I'm a little biased there,
• 1:02:07
  but I felt like it was super helpful. Three. It's got to
• 1:02:12
  be at least a four. I would give it a three after my experience,
• 1:02:16
  but z has it had a four. But it's definitely bored clear again,
• 1:02:22
  it is bounce, It does not destroy. It does have some interesting
• 1:02:28
  issues, got some weird anti synergies too, But yeah, all right,
• 1:02:34
  Psychic Hayse artifact. It's a power everybody wanted to know. And raged cultures
• 1:02:40
  cannot be used to fight friendly Mars creatures action and rage each enemy creature.
• 1:02:52
  Does that mean I'm allowed to reap with them? Then if you rag Mars
• 1:02:57
  creatures, I guess let's say, so, I know, I play my
• 1:03:00
  shock Herder or ready, my dude, he's now enraged, right, I
• 1:03:05
  can't fight with him because Psychic kas tells me I'm not allowed to. I
• 1:03:07
  can just gain a space dollar now, right, that's right, I only
• 1:03:13
  have Mars creatures. You cannot fight. So this card kind of sucks.
• 1:03:19
  What because because ready and fight doesn't No, this is like I play my
• 1:03:27
  zixel frick Shenanigans and you can't fight them down. So I'm just gonna go
• 1:03:31
  butnos, buts, I'm gonna go crazy. And man, I wish I
• 1:03:38
  found any of these crazys just old none of them. Well, it's all
• 1:03:45
  dreams like I have zixel fricks dreams. Draascrps has ones of death nightmares as
• 1:03:52
  they should be. And look he's got some equedon decks and he's kind of
• 1:03:57
  sad that they all have three you, Tutor Ben Rilos, All right,
• 1:04:02
  so I psyche K is enraged. It's a little bit slow. You have
• 1:04:11
  to have a Mars board you want to play with? Do you think is
• 1:04:15
  going to happen? But it's not guaranteed. It makes me want to put
• 1:04:17
  this card at like two or three because it's just not guaranteed to be meaningful,
• 1:04:25
  not enrage. I can just do what I want. Yeah, but
• 1:04:29
  this action and rage each creature. Yeah, don't forget that. There is
• 1:04:35
  a what is it? I forget the card, but it's in set.
• 1:04:41
  It just says I can ready and fight with a creature. It's Brabner shot
• 1:04:46
  no l in rage, yeah, shock Herder, just ready and fight,
• 1:04:53
  right is that ready Mike Club isn't in the set. Sorry, No,
• 1:04:57
  the action car that just says ready and fight with a friend the creature I
• 1:05:01
  want it gives it skirmish or whatever? No, I don't think it does,
• 1:05:04
  but it doesn't matter. All right, they're Brobner. They pretty much
• 1:05:10
  have skirmish. The The other thing is if you're off house, then all
• 1:05:14
  the unraised creatures do have to fight, which means they're not raping in.
• 1:05:16
  It might actually be better in that regard, because if you don't have just
• 1:05:19
  Mars creatures, now they have to fight, and then they have to fight
• 1:05:24
  things that are not Mars. I don't know. Like I'm I've not had
• 1:05:30
  I've not got to play this me neither. Yeah, I can see this
• 1:05:33
  causing significant issues to certain types of decks, but I don't know. I'm
• 1:05:40
  not convinced yet. So two, what does he say? He's a five?
• 1:05:46
  WHOA Okay, he likes the hazy life. I yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:55
  I have very little experience with this. I don't know that I've ever actioned.
• 1:05:58
  That's I don't know. If I am searching out decks with this,
• 1:06:03
  I don't know, not on its own. But okay, yeah, I
• 1:06:10
  agree, like I don't think this is a five, but I think it
• 1:06:14
  has the potential to be a five if you get Christmas Land like you're talking
• 1:06:17
  about. Yeah, all right, but not shrink Ray, shrink Ray technician,
• 1:06:24
  the only Martian with a mustache, just saying three power scientist, Martian
• 1:06:30
  mutant. I haven't seen that keyword in a while. After we choose an
• 1:06:34
  enemy creature, it gets minus two power until the end of the turn.
• 1:06:38
  Scrap choose the most powerful enemy creature until the end of the turn. The
• 1:06:42
  creature is considered to have one power and zero armor. Okay one. In
• 1:06:48
  live play, I cheat with this card all the time and forget the most
• 1:06:54
  powerful enemy part when I scrap and I just picked the Yeah, I'm prominally
• 1:07:02
  cheated with this card. So so this card is super weird, right,
• 1:07:08
  So it's got that most powerful creature not great color, Well, it's but
• 1:07:14
  it's also rules confusing. So if you have two of them, I reap
• 1:07:19
  targeting the creature and I scrap targeting the same creature. What happens? It
• 1:07:25
  dies? Does it? It does? Because it is set to one power.
• 1:07:31
  It doesn't matter if it has plus power or minus power on it.
• 1:07:36
  It is set to one power. I scraped to take him down to one
• 1:07:42
  power, and then I reap target him against that's not what I said,
• 1:07:46
  I said, and then scrap he's definitely But even if he's scrapped and then
• 1:07:53
  the other way around, don't think it works. But it gets minus too
• 1:07:57
  till in turn doesn't matter. Considered one power. Yeah, once I give
• 1:08:04
  a minus two power, was that not put him at now? Because he
• 1:08:09
  is considered one power I'm having now I'm giving a minus two one. The
• 1:08:17
  argument that the rules nerds said is you have to think of it as this
• 1:08:23
  is setting it to one power does not matter what happens to the power.
• 1:08:27
  If he has pluses, he has minuses, he has multipliers, So what
• 1:08:30
  happens to the minus nothing, It's one power, one of the power tokens.
• 1:08:39
  They are not in a fact, while he's one power. It's super
• 1:08:43
  weird. He is one power. You cannot change this. What is what
• 1:08:49
  is what is the rule? What about after you scrap this guy to set
• 1:08:56
  it to one power and then well that one doesn't work? But again,
• 1:09:03
  what is the rules? Like thing that the nerds are citing to say,
• 1:09:06
  Well, this is why it is the way it is like we don't really
• 1:09:10
  have a rule that proteins. There's no freaking rules in key for Yeah,
• 1:09:18
  this card is so what I said. It is weird because I know with
• 1:09:23
  the Sixel fricks, I have a deck where I have Zixel fricks and Rebel
• 1:09:28
  and I have done it where I've scrapped this card because we played it live
• 1:09:31
  and this was before I saw their rules. Thing that I agree doesn't read
• 1:09:36
  well to me. And you know, I scraped this guy that reap with
• 1:09:42
  my Zixel fritz er whatever he is. And then I play this back and
• 1:09:45
  he comes in and play ready, and I reap with him and I go
• 1:09:48
  that dies, and they go, yeah, that makes sense. And then
• 1:09:53
  the rules guys say, we like rules that make sense. We like to
• 1:10:00
  make things not But again, I just I want to know what point are
• 1:10:03
  they like, oh because of rule blah blah blah. This is why this
• 1:10:09
  is the the time. It's something to do with the clarification on the rules
• 1:10:16
  for that disartifact that sets everything to one power, the dark Pale Star or
• 1:10:24
  whatever there are. There have been rules answers, or there's something around the
• 1:10:28
  Pale Star that helps make this decision. In this case, I probably didn't
• 1:10:34
  like the Pale Star ruling either, but I never looked at it because nobody
• 1:10:39
  cares about isn't this the first time we've ever had a minus power ever?
• 1:10:44
  Is there anything else that subtracts power from anything? Uh? I don't know
• 1:10:51
  anybody. That's what we're hearing for. I'm here rules bys because of straight
• 1:11:01
  garbage. Get out of here. You don't make any sense. Target.
• 1:11:08
  Well, he's a three. I don't even know two. I mean,
• 1:11:16
  I like the drink Gray. I'd put him at three Virginea on the ray
• 1:11:20
  of four because I like him. Z doesn't. He's got it two mm
• 1:11:25
  hmm, and I like the drink ray, so I think he's wrong again.
• 1:11:28
  He's bad at Mars. Let's go to Target. Uans the bowl two
• 1:11:39
  power Soldier Martian play archive a card from your disccard pile after reap archive target
• 1:11:47
  Yep, yep. This is dumb so good anything like memorics right is memoris?
• 1:11:56
  Is that getting that right? Again? He la with all the fun
• 1:12:00
  stuff because he could play and then reap and then the gust By card that
• 1:12:04
  just archives the top of that. Remember is good. This card is anything
• 1:12:12
  you want. I think of four. I don't remember probably this. This
• 1:12:17
  feels five. I mean especially especially if you get the Magic Christmas land Mars
• 1:12:25
  and a couple of him. Well, you got rebels, so you get
• 1:12:30
  like you got all sorts of fun that can get that. He only gets
• 1:12:36
  a four four? Tell us? Why is he? Tell us? Why?
• 1:12:43
  Yeah, he doesn't know how Terrible teammates talk about Terrible teammates. Yeah,
• 1:12:50
  November, every time you play the Terrible Teammates this card. Yeah,
• 1:12:58
  I think So he's in the bubble. Are you right there? Yeah?
• 1:13:01
  Southerly, what happened to that guy? I don't know. He just kind
• 1:13:04
  of now he's on his grip of self improvement, like school job. He's
• 1:13:11
  probably going to the gym next summer. Is going to be jacked. And
• 1:13:15
  I will say, I'm on we recorded some podcasts. Yeah, I am
• 1:13:18
  on a hub notification for the draw Better Do cards. He's gonna changes he's
• 1:13:25
  been. He's gonna he's five to two in just swallow his na come kick
• 1:13:30
  our ass for given a hard time. He's just he's like one of the
• 1:13:34
  lollipop kids, just jacked. He submitted three p r s while we've been
• 1:13:40
  recording. Yeah, I'm not even kidding. Pull requests he did. He's
• 1:13:45
  been updating, draw better dot cards, recording. This is why we pay
• 1:13:48
  him nothing. You know, enhanced with a draw a drop hip and it
• 1:13:56
  just and a tight pip play you may card and non Mars card early early
• 1:14:04
  and people who are newer to the game don't like this. I don't you
• 1:14:11
  know a lot of people already don't like type pips. And then this card
• 1:14:14
  is just like also type pipping you option it is. It is your optional
• 1:14:19
  type PIP and it's a pip November, so hey, you know it's basically
• 1:14:23
  reads gamer. And then I see people play this and then not use the
• 1:14:28
  effect, and I'm like, uh. And then you know they don't discard,
• 1:14:33
  and then they still have cards in their hand at the end of the
• 1:14:35
  turn they enter in the next turn they call a different house and they play
• 1:14:40
  like four cards in another house and I'm like, I wouldn't have played any
• 1:14:45
  of those cards. Couldn't you have discard that? I don't understand what's going
• 1:14:48
  on? Like they you could have done better cards that they should be getting
• 1:14:53
  rid of, Like people keep four power pointless creatures. This is what Because
• 1:14:59
  Keith players are fucking orders, well every last one of them, well they
• 1:15:05
  But this is where key Forge is different than a lot of other games,
• 1:15:09
  right, A lot of other card games you don't draw back up right,
• 1:15:12
  You're you're holding onto cards is an important move. That is not the case
• 1:15:17
  here, right, getting rid of cards is good. Here. Listen all
• 1:15:21
  y'all need to go find you a Kisas deck. Right, And it's basically
• 1:15:26
  a deck that has enough tight pips and a couple of these to where you
• 1:15:30
  only play two houses and you will realize how awesome they are. Yeah,
• 1:15:35
  like it is such like I feel like WHOA took a lot of the handcrafting
• 1:15:42
  out was just like spew tokens, and then like this set was like we're
• 1:15:46
  going to handcraft, but in a different way, Like we're just gonna let
• 1:15:49
  you burn and turn right, Like if you're just not happy with what you're
• 1:15:54
  holding, and like your next turn is kind of garbage, We're just gonna
• 1:15:58
  let you get rid of it and try again. This card plus our future
• 1:16:02
  read and out of ten, this card ends up with a tight pip on
• 1:16:08
  it. So you're just garden baby. Really, I always coming with drop
• 1:16:12
  it? Oh yeah I don't even get that. Yeah, but yeah,
• 1:16:16
  with you though, and terrible teammates and like you can stay in Mars because
• 1:16:24
  you thin out everything and then you discard a couple of non march cars you
• 1:16:28
  have and you just keep the tear on. I really enjoyed Terrible Teammates.
• 1:16:34
  I think this was a preview card too, wasn't it? And we were
• 1:16:38
  mediocre on it in play. Sure, I'm liking this. I would give
• 1:16:42
  it a four. Yeah, I love Terrible Teammates, although I would still
• 1:16:45
  just give it a four. I like it. I would almost say this
• 1:16:49
  one might be a five just but m I mean, I wouldn't give it
• 1:16:56
  a five, but definitely if it comes with that tight pip, there ain't
• 1:17:00
  nothing better. The uh it accelerates, right, The more typeis you have,
• 1:17:06
  the more cards I can see, the more trash I can get rid
• 1:17:11
  of out of my hand. You're guarantee to have trash to a point to
• 1:17:15
  a point. At some point it starts to get crazy, which is even
• 1:17:19
  INEX. You've got a little bit of trash that you can just never have
• 1:17:23
  to see. It turns out Z as a soft spot for his team.
• 1:17:30
  Okay, and he's only given this a three. Three. I gave it
• 1:17:32
  four. Yeah, three, Okay, I mean maybe yeah, now he's
• 1:17:38
  wrong yea, so we could definitely say he's wrong. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:44
  what's up with that guy the body So I don't see this card either a
• 1:17:48
  ton but it's rare. The Body Snatcher's action play for the remainder of the
• 1:17:53
  turn each enemy creature games destroyed. Fully, heal this creature and give it
• 1:17:59
  give control of it to your opponent instead. Something tells me that he also
• 1:18:04
  likes this card because again the remainder of the turn, each enemy creature gains,
• 1:18:11
  you kill it and take control. Okay, mm hmm, no,
• 1:18:17
  this is garbage. What in the same way that any of the cards that
• 1:18:27
  are play and friendly Creatures gain reap or play friendly Creatures game fight do this?
• 1:18:33
  This is the same thing as you have to play this card and then
• 1:18:39
  you have to have a way to destroy their creatures. But mean anything that's
• 1:18:45
  I mean yeah, yeah, no, it's it's combo right, Like if
• 1:18:50
  you have Plague Wind in this. I don't think it matters because it's still
• 1:18:56
  going to be minus three. Yea minus three destroys them. But here's the
• 1:19:00
  funny thing is they're still freaking destroyed when they come on your side, so
• 1:19:04
  they're gone, right, so there's still so winds and Mars doesn't have we
• 1:19:16
  have one. There's one. We're gonna talk about it combos with that.
• 1:19:20
  Sure, you want to talk about that on common? You know those are
• 1:19:29
  strong. Okay, body snatchers can snatch its way into somebody else's deck.
• 1:19:34
  This is a one. No. I mean, there are gonna be times
• 1:19:40
  when it's very good, but I not It's never gonna be doesn't I guess
• 1:19:44
  it doesn't combo with a common. I was sort of thinking, now,
• 1:19:51
  uh, it's got to be at least a two. Though it's a one,
• 1:19:56
  it's gonna hundred percent be a one. Sheep's right. He likes it,
• 1:20:00
  He's got it out of four. He goes there, but he may
• 1:20:04
  not realize this is a common. He has a dream. I don't what
• 1:20:13
  else does this combo with besides the War of the worlds just fighting dudes with
• 1:20:17
  all your flocks and spewers and all your splash damage, and my nameless horror
• 1:20:23
  is just running around. You can't even name you got so many many name
• 1:20:32
  them. They just running around poisoning people died because you're not. If you
• 1:20:40
  get ten poison damage, you die, didn't you know? Texts distinction extinctions
• 1:20:46
  and set. That's rare. Okay, it's now rare rare or rare uncommon.
• 1:20:55
  It's not looking good man, going back to the body snatchers. Yes,
• 1:21:01
  so just following what happens here, just destroyed trigger goes on the creature.
• 1:21:14
  Trigger is destroyed. Effect fully heal this creature and give it to your
• 1:21:19
  opponent. Okay, this was This wasn't a replacement of fact. The creature
• 1:21:29
  is still destroyed in the discard. This card does not work. This card
• 1:21:35
  would have to read this creature gains replaced destroyed with fully healing, but the
• 1:21:43
  creature is still destroyed. It does come to your side, so if it
• 1:21:45
  has amber on it to them. Okay, that's great, somebody, if
• 1:21:58
  anybody listens to this, they cant asked the rules guys on why I'm wrong,
• 1:22:01
  But just got a quick read here again, this card works zero zero
• 1:22:10
  They don't. They don't die, they never so they just they get the
• 1:22:14
  destroyed trigger, but never hit the discard pile. They're never removed from field.
• 1:22:18
  So yes, if they have ember on them, they will just go
• 1:22:21
  to you along with the ember and then go to the discard because they're still
• 1:22:27
  destroyed destroyed trigger. The destroyed take didn't go away. They moved the destroyed
• 1:22:33
  tag. They are still sitting on you with the destroyed fag. You finished
• 1:22:38
  all the destroyed effects and then you move all destroyed take creatures to the discard,
• 1:22:43
  which is this so yeah, oh my gosh current. I wonder if
• 1:22:50
  this card gets currently Yes, car one, that's awesome. All right,
• 1:23:04
  speaking of reasons, I want to cut myself the Red Death. It's a
• 1:23:11
  giant praying mantis. Yeah. I've always had beasts and stars ship cards.
• 1:23:19
  But anyways, with you and now it's going to eat your head. Yeah,
• 1:23:24
  I mean I I love wasting good art on garbage cards. Garbage,
• 1:23:30
  Okay, so it doesn't have some enhancements. It's it's what's two steps above
• 1:23:34
  garbage mold. Anyways, this is a damage and two tight damage and two
• 1:23:44
  type pips. It's a twelve power beast. It can't ready unless you're haunted
• 1:23:50
  after a right, but after fight you gain on and draw card. Kill
• 1:23:56
  something gay a space book and draw card. Okay with that. Yeah,
• 1:24:01
  so it's mold. So it's a three three. If it got to a
• 1:24:10
  for it's because it has double type pips. Yeah, I do like the
• 1:24:14
  double yeah, I'll say three, but I could be talked to before,
• 1:24:17
  like the double type is common. I gotta, I gotta sorry, I
• 1:24:21
  am rubbing butter on myself. And as because of the tights, yeah they
• 1:24:30
  do make me. Oh, Domino just joined he likes to be a fancy
• 1:24:35
  judge type. Read and tell us and why it sucks and tell me I'm
• 1:24:44
  right that that card doesn't actually give you control keep control of creatures. All
• 1:24:50
  right, So now we're gonna go on to you UFO. Oh you okay,
• 1:24:54
  So Domino, you need to go read the Body Snatchers, right and
• 1:25:00
  and tell us why it doesn't actually work. The way it's written will inform
• 1:25:04
  you at the end if you need to, All right, uf oh pip
• 1:25:08
  of Ember every time you play it. And this is some boss ass are
• 1:25:13
  because of the used UFO alien salesman love it with flames on the UFO Yeah,
• 1:25:19
  yeah, definitely increases the price. And not only that he is wearing
• 1:25:25
  a such a sleazy used UFO plaid jacket. It's great, It's fantastic.
• 1:25:31
  Who made this one? Scott Schomberg double thumbs up. Play discard cards from
• 1:25:40
  the top of your deck until you discard a Myers card or run out of
• 1:25:43
  cards. If you discard a Myers card this way, put it into your
• 1:25:45
  hand. This uh is so this is just the Logos card. So this
• 1:25:51
  says logic get haunted, maybe more or less in a set that wants you
• 1:25:58
  to have cards or your Discord file. Sure it does, and you're gonna
• 1:26:02
  find your Zixel fricks, which is just gonna allow you to combo. I
• 1:26:10
  don't know, I like it. It's probably I mean, like left Logica
• 1:26:13
  was bonkers. This is crazy these Uh yeah, I love UFO style cards.
• 1:26:20
  It's probably a three. I don't know four or five. No,
• 1:26:26
  it's it's a yeah, it's definitely at least a four. It's not a
• 1:26:31
  five. It's the way it's five. I could I could be talked up
• 1:26:34
  to a four five. There you go. Man, What the fuck was
• 1:26:42
  he doing when he did MARSI no, this is a great card, dude,
• 1:26:45
  He's right. This card is awesome. I don't know if it's five
• 1:26:48
  awesome. I mean yeah, I mean I said four, but I could
• 1:26:56
  I could see five right to a five. It's flipping over, right.
• 1:27:00
  You're getting a card that you're that you know you can use, right.
• 1:27:04
  Yeah, it's making you more haunted. I can also at the wrong time
• 1:27:11
  draw you right down to the end of your deck and unhaunt you. So
• 1:27:14
  it's not well but you know that, but at that point you should know,
• 1:27:17
  like sure, But I'm just saying like it's I don't know the haunted
• 1:27:21
  part. I don't know if I care that, but that sweet sweet Pip
• 1:27:26
  November the other so something and I think we talked about it with Lethalogica and
• 1:27:33
  where lethalogical was super good in uh m M is Lethalogica in a set within
• 1:27:44
  that a bunch of draw hips in house, so you play Leftalogica first and
• 1:27:47
  you are automatically like sorting your draw pile to less non Logos cards, so
• 1:27:57
  then when you start playing your draw pips, you're more likely to hit lowest
• 1:28:00
  cards. It's the same thing here with UFO, like once you've played UFO,
• 1:28:05
  you now clean out a bunch of non Mars cards, which means you're
• 1:28:09
  more likely to still draw for Mars guards and stay in house for the rest
• 1:28:15
  of the game because it filters your draw pile down to a house, which
• 1:28:18
  every once in a while, as we know, a sound the horns and
• 1:28:21
  UFO and these kinds of cards is sometimes something you want is still in your
• 1:28:27
  draw pile and you can't afford to play it. That can happen, But
• 1:28:30
  in general, that ability to color sort your deck through these kinds of cards
• 1:28:36
  is very very powerful. But five very very powerful, all right, worksome
• 1:28:45
  the diplomat two power politician Martian. He's elusive after reap, lose all your
• 1:28:54
  ember, destroy an enemy non mars creature for each ember lost the sway.
• 1:29:03
  Yeah, I mean so this is sort of like a shatterstorm and the creature
• 1:29:10
  No no, no no no no no no no no no no, you're
• 1:29:14
  right stry to me creature, Yeah, the wrong thing. One this card
• 1:29:23
  at the right time with your Dixie Frixie combos can keep their board clear again.
• 1:29:28
  But often this card is not desirable because you cannot reap with it because
• 1:29:34
  you lose all your amberor you just got one or yeah, well, which
• 1:29:41
  means he always kills a creature. So if you reap with them first zero
• 1:29:45
  creatures, well then he's back to doing nothing. But that the stry a
• 1:29:51
  creature, you know, targeted destruction is good. I would that bumps it
• 1:29:57
  up to a two for me, but in general not amazing. I mean,
• 1:30:00
  he's gotta be losing too, right, because because he can have a
• 1:30:03
  really powerful effect, there's plenty of ways to play him in common on play,
• 1:30:09
  to use him on play. Right, So he has rated this anything
• 1:30:14
  higher than a one, I'm losing all faith in him. What now it's
• 1:30:17
  a two? Aggressive negotiations are their specialty. At one point that to one
• 1:30:24
  amber was not worth one creature. Oh he's never said that he had.
• 1:30:30
  Maybe not to you, he hasn't. I mean you would totally lose an
• 1:30:33
  ember to destroy, Like you know, if I could spend an amber destroy
• 1:30:38
  hunting, I would every day. Yeah, oh yeah, like anywhere one
• 1:30:45
  amber for one Garbo creature. No, but this is targeted, right,
• 1:30:49
  You're not going to spend that on the nameless horror or will I? Or
• 1:30:56
  will you? So I like I said, this leaves it as a too.
• 1:31:00
  Generally don't want it. Every once in a while, it's really strong.
• 1:31:03
  I said, it can keep you in your mars longer because you can
• 1:31:09
  control their board. Ah, So I I have it as a too,
• 1:31:15
  and Z also has it as a two. I think you have over rated
• 1:31:20
  him, but that's what I've played with him. He can be very defastating.
• 1:31:27
  You give up them and Amber to clean their board and then you win
• 1:31:30
  the game because you just did a one sided Boardlike mm hmm, my wife,
• 1:31:35
  is you just ecto charge? You don't need Amber in this game anymore.
• 1:31:42
  My wife is sending me shirts on TIMU. So one is flamingos,
• 1:31:47
  one is bears wearing Hawaiian shirts, and one is flowers and now I kind
• 1:31:51
  of want them all. One is sasquatch wearing Oh don't these are pretty awesome?
• 1:31:59
  All right? This team is making a big push, like all these
• 1:32:01
  ads and stuff. Ever three stuff heard that they bought on team all They're
• 1:32:05
  like, this is the cheapest important junk I've ever owned. Really, I've
• 1:32:11
  bought some really good stuff off TM. Well, I don't do online shopping
• 1:32:15
  much, so you don't do shopping much period of the story. Oh crap,
• 1:32:21
  I spend money like it's going on of style. I'm an idiot.
• 1:32:25
  Okay. War of the World's Action play Destroyl non Myers creatures deal two damage
• 1:32:33
  to each Myers creature bard clear that dog it does. But well unless you
• 1:32:45
  set them to one power, yes, because power are you still dealing on
• 1:32:50
  the damage. So at that point one zero, Oh yeah, it's enemy
• 1:32:55
  creature. Okay, yeah, this, uh but the this is often this
• 1:33:00
  is a chainless one started kind of board wipe. So it's a five,
• 1:33:05
  is what you're saying. Yep, and I heard I heard chainless board wipe.
• 1:33:10
  And I know how Z like touches himself when he hears that. So
• 1:33:14
  I heard five. Yep, five, it is perfect. And now let's
• 1:33:23
  get to one of the better names in this game, Zip the Implanter mm
• 1:33:29
  hmm three power scientist Martian Elusive. After rep take control of the enemy creature,
• 1:33:36
  destroy a friendly creature, yeah, which is like you take control of
• 1:33:44
  your enemy's creature which is now your creature, and then you just kill it
• 1:33:46
  or you kill one of yours you don't like as much, right, Like
• 1:33:51
  it's uh, it's pretty cool, pretty cool. People are playing Mars Man
• 1:33:57
  and then you take their good Mars creature and and you destroy your pointless Mars
• 1:34:01
  creature and use their good Mars creature and then you've win games, right,
• 1:34:05
  and it's going to be ready, right, so you're gonna use it.
• 1:34:08
  So there have so so Rebel Implanter Sixel fricks is what I later is in
• 1:34:18
  part of this just lose three cards together. That's rule sex yep, well
• 1:34:25
  it can that you your opponent has half enough creatures? Sure? No,
• 1:34:29
  Actually they don't have to have creatures, right because you just as much as
• 1:34:31
  you can to keep killing. They're they're trying to give this the clever name.
• 1:34:39
  And they had some some name and it did not have some sexual innuendo
• 1:34:47
  within planter in it, and I told him it was unacceptable. Yes,
• 1:34:54
  that's my opinion. So I'm I'm for naming that combo, but it should
• 1:34:58
  be inappropriate. All right. So we have an update from a weird rules
• 1:35:04
  lawyer Domino. Wow to say that your name tag weird rules. Yeah,
• 1:35:11
  weird weird rules lawyer Domino. Okay, all right, So back to body
• 1:35:15
  Stanchers. So he is cites. I don't know why he's citing reassembling automaton,
• 1:35:21
  because that's if they heal he was seeing, okay, he was just
• 1:35:27
  seeing how it was written. And then the rule states rule as written,
• 1:35:33
  once a card has been tagged for destruction, the only thing that can remove
• 1:35:39
  this tag is a replacement effect that uses the word instead and replaces the destruction
• 1:35:45
  of the card. An effect that heels tagged creature does not remove the destroyed
• 1:35:51
  tag. An effect may move a tagged creature from a different out of play
• 1:35:57
  area, such as hand or archives, but the card is still considered to
• 1:36:01
  have been destroyed for the purposes of the card effect. So this is not
• 1:36:06
  moving it to another out of play area. So that card it does exactly
• 1:36:13
  what she said. It stays destroyed. Tag. I don't see how it
• 1:36:17
  doesn't. It does not have the word instead on it. It does not
• 1:36:21
  have instead. It's not sending it to a different out of play zone,
• 1:36:26
  right, it says the only thing that can remove this tag it's a replacement
• 1:36:30
  text that uses the word instead instead, which it does not. Right.
• 1:36:33
  So now now Domino actually said something different. Now he's typing yeah, but
• 1:36:40
  it says an effect may move it to a different out of play zone.
• 1:36:45
  Does it say instead, but that card is considered to have been destroyed?
• 1:36:49
  Oh, do say instead give it control to your opponent? Instead? I
• 1:36:55
  would say it's dead. That is that where they instead comes, We're just
• 1:37:02
  the car you okay, yeah, that's yeah. It is really bad verbiage,
• 1:37:13
  okay, because it doesn't say like instead comma right, like the other
• 1:37:20
  cards have been formatted where when it's an instead effect like instead is the first
• 1:37:25
  word. So, okay, I see how we have walked ourselves into our
• 1:37:29
  own trap here. Mm hmm. But jam proves a good point. It
• 1:37:35
  doesn't explicitly say instead of destroying. Well, sure, but I get what
• 1:37:41
  they're kind of saying. It is. Yeah, it does because everything that
• 1:37:45
  are most other effects that say instead, like instead is the bam. It
• 1:37:50
  is the front word. And here it says like I'm just a lingering word
• 1:37:54
  at the end of the sentence. Yeah. Well, I mean, but
• 1:37:56
  that is the the purpose of the comma, right, The purpose of the
• 1:37:59
  comma when you say instead comma or however comma is because without that you should
• 1:38:04
  actually place that word in a different spot in the sentence. So this is
• 1:38:12
  I'm not bro, this is I'm not a grammar major. This is hard
• 1:38:15
  games. Nobody gives a show. I'm not a grammar. English is the
• 1:38:18
  second language. But but yeah, I think I think we're right. We
• 1:38:24
  just never see things written this way. But it does have the word instead.
• 1:38:26
  Yeah, so I think Domino's right and we're wrong. Yep. I'm
• 1:38:29
  just gonna start scribbling instead on all my cards. This one says instead what
• 1:38:38
  it says reap instead. Richard Garfield wrote this on this himself. All right,
• 1:38:47
  back to the implanter, I'm giving him. I mean, like Jm's
• 1:38:53
  right. It doesn't say replace the destroyed effect. Mm hmm. What gives
• 1:38:59
  it to destroyed it? It doesn't. It doesn't say instead of destroying it.
• 1:39:03
  It should that that is what it should say. We all understand the
• 1:39:08
  intention of the car like it's supposed to instead of inject ship we just talked
• 1:39:15
  about. We just talked about one power and then dealing and giving it negative
• 1:39:21
  power. And because of some wonky ass bullshit like it's well that's not that's
• 1:39:27
  doesn't work down I I agree with you here, you're you're going shock jack.
• 1:39:33
  You're just fighting words for fighting words here. I don't know about all
• 1:39:39
  that, but I am sticking with my statement. Thank you for And the
• 1:39:44
  rules are they're they're not straat in many places. In my opinion, this
• 1:39:49
  is another one where like it still reads funny because it does not say the
• 1:39:56
  creature was destroyed because they destroyed effect is going off destruction and then there's an
• 1:40:05
  instead placement which lets you remove the mark. That's weird because actually, like
• 1:40:17
  on Automaton, I guess does say destroyed and then if you have any other
• 1:40:23
  creature in play instead of destroying, like it's saying very specifically, you are
• 1:40:29
  no longer destroying, which means the destroyed effect can't go off. I hate
• 1:40:33
  their rules, I really do. So maybe you don't heal it though,
• 1:40:38
  because you're not destroying it, so like you actually don't heal it. Okay,
• 1:40:45
  we have one card and where we we haven't have we done implanter,
• 1:40:51
  We got to scorn implanter three four. I'm just saying numbers actually just roll
• 1:40:59
  the dice and that's why take I mean like it's reap destroying enemy creature that's
• 1:41:04
  good on its own, but he's still kind of weak, not guaranteed to
• 1:41:09
  happen. That makes him three four, and Z says, okay, fair,
• 1:41:13
  fair enough. Yippie the abductor yip ya. The only Martian with teeth
• 1:41:19
  and he only has one of them. Enters those they're that's some very standard
• 1:41:31
  like Sunday Morning cartoons. Yes, most cartoons. The UFO guys got teeth.
• 1:41:38
  What most talk about him, as does the Avenger the picture there's lots
• 1:41:46
  of Martians with teeth, they like all have teeth. Nope, no other
• 1:41:50
  Marsians and void Prober has a lot of teeth. Yeah, teeth. Sorry,
• 1:41:57
  those are not teeth. Those are sweet caps that he just has in
• 1:42:00
  there too. Yeah, just so he can have a grill because he likes
• 1:42:04
  that kind of music. Glims. That guy's got teeth. Wait, hold
• 1:42:09
  on the doctor he's got Look at you, guys, Look at who the
• 1:42:13
  artist of this card is. It is a mad boogie creation. There was
• 1:42:20
  somebody else had pointed that out. They said something who like something about the
• 1:42:30
  art was purchased. It came with f FG and they didn't have the name
• 1:42:35
  assigned to it. But then if you look, if you look at it,
• 1:42:41
  so I think this has taken because I think this was a preview card.
• 1:42:45
  So at the time it was like I think, I think the card
• 1:42:47
  might say unknown because when they printed they weren't sure. And then somebody else
• 1:42:51
  figured it out and they've added it to arc an ar Kana. Oh yeah,
• 1:43:00
  so anyways, let's at he's a four power Martian plays Slash after Fight.
• 1:43:09
  Put an upgrade from Play into your archives. If you are not the
• 1:43:13
  owner of that card and it leaves your archives, put hers into its owner's
• 1:43:17
  hand instead. I hate the sentence, but I did not care less about
• 1:43:23
  this card. I played this card. I put a stupid pointless Star Alliance
• 1:43:30
  upgrade because there's plenty. I was really hoping it was going to be my
• 1:43:32
  antachrometer, but now it had to be one that at least did something.
• 1:43:39
  And then I destructive Analyst analysis and I did four damage to kill a haunting
• 1:43:45
  witch when I needed to. Power Play is still a one. I was
• 1:43:51
  generous, give it a two two like four replayed. Don't kill him so
• 1:44:00
  he might reap. You might reap for one, like he might reap harmless
• 1:44:06
  you. You're gonna get another card into your archives for your key abduction.
• 1:44:14
  He's a two, he says, he's a two. Yeah, I give
• 1:44:18
  two. All right. Well that's it for Mars. That was without the
• 1:44:30
  reprints. It goes Quick give her all them reprints. Uh, there are
• 1:44:35
  we got to talk about Quick Selick's Grave Master, the Specter. He's your
• 1:44:42
  three power Mars spector. Oh yes, he's a specter and he's got so
• 1:44:47
  he's a three power Mars. He's a specter. Yeah, Quick selects Grave
• 1:44:54
  Grave Master three power Specter play Purge of Creature from a disc card and pile.
• 1:45:00
  Deal two damage to each creature that shares one or more traits with the
• 1:45:03
  purged creature destroyed. If you're haunted Archive the Great Master, he's gonna be
• 1:45:12
  one of the not greater ones. Huh, it's okay. You know he
• 1:45:16
  feels like a three. I mean purging an important card creature card from your
• 1:45:23
  opponent, but it's not may so you may have to purge an unimportant creature
• 1:45:28
  card. Yeah, you could purge your own though, like that could be
• 1:45:32
  a Yeah. This feels very fine, as rare as these stupid Spector cards
• 1:45:41
  are just seems underwhelming. Yeah. I think it is Zeno's Dark Shadow two
• 1:45:49
  or three. I don't know. He's got a three. We're just gonna
• 1:45:54
  get it to it's it's yeah, three. It is not the worst there
• 1:46:00
  R two that Z likes last, Yes, Revenant. I'm sorry Jam for
• 1:46:03
  not using the correct terminology Nerd. I think the actual name of these are
• 1:46:14
  t c O Breakers. Yes, I'm pretty sure they still do not work
• 1:46:18
  on t c O. Yeah. Well, because because the Master Bault has
• 1:46:23
  them all goofball right, Yeah, because I think the card it has something
• 1:46:27
  to do with their card number, doesn't it uh something to do with it
• 1:46:30
  because they sort of have a house assigned but they're showing up in different houses
• 1:46:35
  because they're they're not it's supposed. I don't know. I don't know what
• 1:46:43
  the technical issue is. I know they ain't fixed it. I mean,
• 1:46:46
  if if suddenly we're here, he could tell us right away, but you
• 1:46:51
  know he's busy, he had to get in that next Well, well it's
• 1:46:56
  not he's upgrading. He just upgraded kron from two dot four got three to
• 1:47:00
  two dot four dot four. So that was an important Uh. I don't
• 1:47:04
  know what any of that meant. Yeah, I mean there's some bug fixes
• 1:47:10
  in there. Fixed range parsing went upper limit equals zero, right, so
• 1:47:14
  that that's fixed. That's good. Added fractional offset support, that's important.
• 1:47:19
  So, uh, you know, good did you find? Oh? These?
• 1:47:27
  I I'm subscribed to the pull requests for for draw better nut cards.
• 1:47:32
  I don't even nerds. I don't I see all the code. The software
• 1:47:36
  updates the nerdue anyway, that was definitely while we were recording. So,
• 1:47:46
  uh, Mars has the possibility, much like most other Mars uh houses in
• 1:47:54
  all of history, to be the most absolute busted thing you've ever seen,
• 1:48:00
  or complete trash somewhere, and it's it's one or the other. It's no
• 1:48:03
  one between they about sum that upright. I don't think. I don't think
• 1:48:13
  I've opened anything that's complete trash. Yeah, I mean, what's what's your
• 1:48:17
  lowest SaaS gr Let me, I'm gonna chump, I will say, come
• 1:48:21
  to my window. I don't I didn't scan when I got this weekend.
• 1:48:26
  I quite scanning dacks a while ago. And I just put him in wookies
• 1:48:29
  bag. Yeah, just shoves them in my ship. My lowest sass dance
• 1:48:33
  for me, Wookie, and I'll put them things in his way. Man,
• 1:48:36
  And I'm like, just stop. So I have fifty five gr decks
• 1:48:41
  at this point scanned, and how many what's the lowest sasas? What do
• 1:48:45
  you guys think? Fifty five? Fifty five Dacso your lowest aass is fifty
• 1:48:50
  four? Nope, Ookie, what's your guess? I'm sorry? What was
• 1:48:56
  the question? So? I have fifty five remind your decks? Yeah?
• 1:49:00
  What is the lowest Grim Reminders sas deck that I have in my collection right
• 1:49:06
  now? And what was the lowest did you say? Well, that's the
• 1:49:11
  question. I have fifty five decks, man, I can't see a lot
• 1:49:16
  of grim Reminders going under man, I'm gonna say sixty seven. All right,
• 1:49:24
  well it's you're much much closer than sheep. It's sixty five. Yeah,
• 1:49:28
  sixty five is the least. Sixty five was my original thought. But
• 1:49:31
  I'm like, nah, that's too that's too even, so I bumped them
• 1:49:34
  up them. I have. I have fourteen grim Reminders decks scanned in right
• 1:49:42
  now. My loss is also sixty five. There you go, all right,
• 1:49:45
  I have three sixty five's. I have twelve scanned in right now.
• 1:49:50
  I have some that I haven't scanned in. I don't know what they ended
• 1:49:54
  up being. Where's this world where dascours has more decks than me? You
• 1:49:59
  stop scanning? Yeah, you just crack play and then shove them in my
• 1:50:03
  bag of the fifty five, sixteen or eighty or above. Yeah, that
• 1:50:12
  doesn't sound wrong. What are they actually eighty good? I mean, my
• 1:50:18
  eighty eight is not eighty eight. It's not that good. So slow slowock
• 1:50:27
  slow is an echo charge away from being really good. So slowoc slow is
• 1:50:30
  a ninety one. If I had ecdocharge, I would legit really like it.
• 1:50:36
  I have I have two ninety twos. I don't know if they're both
• 1:50:44
  legitimately ninety two's but at the rate I could play Ecto charge, it doesn't
• 1:50:49
  matter. My best dack doesn't tap Eco charge in his seventy seven, and
• 1:50:57
  it also has three point four Amber control. Yeah. Ember control seems a
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  little, I don't want to say sparse, but not as high as it
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  used to be. So it is not it's not scaling right out of my
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  twelve guess how guess my lowest sass nine close seventy Wow. Yeah, but
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  the lower the sass, the more Ember control I get. Interesting. I
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  don't have that. That so my seventy has eleven. My other seventy has
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  ten. I have a seventy three with eight point four, seventy seven with
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  six point seven, seventy seven with nine point six, but it also has
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  omnipus. Actually, this is Sheep's deck now because it has tens. I
• 1:51:45
  threw it at him because I said, you're a bad person. Oh I
• 1:51:49
  do have that deck somewhere. Yeah, it's got six tenta clids six or
• 1:51:54
  seven. Yeah, that deck is good. It's not. It's a seventy
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  seer. It's not. It is number one. It has Star Alliance,
• 1:52:03
  Okay, not that which has double perlimeter alarm what number one? It doesn't
• 1:52:16
  it has zero alarms? Oh no, you know what. I took a
• 1:52:24
  tent to clid deck from you and it has I just stole from you.
• 1:52:30
  That just as awful. And I jinked that thing so fast. Yes,
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  clids, double tendrils from beyond. Let me see. I sent a picture
• 1:52:42
  of it to to uh, a fellow Omnipus enthusiasts. Yeah, fan,
• 1:52:50
  who's that? Is that? Quick draw? Or is that is that joker?
• 1:52:56
  Who is joker? Okay, joker? Yeah, I thought I sent
• 1:53:02
  a picture to them. Wow, you just you just dreamed about either pictures
• 1:53:08
  of tentacles to Jelker. Is that what you're saying? They're in a tentacle
• 1:53:11
  porn? Yeah? Weird, you know weirdo. Yeah, I told them
• 1:53:15
  it's seven clids and double perlimter exists, I dold is better. It's double
• 1:53:28
  retro tractition Lee, double prolim there we go with. Yeah, with so
• 1:53:34
  now you can Lee, you put your stupid giant thing back in play and
• 1:53:40
  then I'll plumber and arm doesn't ready, right, But that's are I did
• 1:53:45
  my Uh, one of my battle tested decks has double retrotechnician Lee. I
• 1:53:51
  have not scanned my bat. I'll test the deck, but I don't think
• 1:53:55
  it's very good, very good. Whene's in eighty nine, so I do
• 1:54:00
  like the shiny border. But the boltrotechnicians we can we can talk about them
• 1:54:04
  making foils for the cards that come in you know, high end event sets.
• 1:54:12
  Later. Oh, I have a curse of Disappearance deck. Holy shit,
• 1:54:17
  there you go. I don't think I have that yet. Fox Fire,
• 1:54:20
  my other ninety two has a curse of disappearance. Nice. Yeah,
• 1:54:25
  I don't have disappearance yet. Who knew? It also has a rebel.
• 1:54:29
  But that's it. I don't even I have tomorrow off work. I staff
• 1:54:33
  all night to four alright or back over bars, back to the be getting
• 1:54:42
  back to rewind boys. But that's this night. I'll get more of these
• 1:54:47
  episodes out eventually. Enjoy our episode from like three weeks ago. Yeah,
• 1:54:51
  like I think we're just Shwaukie and we were saying high day and they'll be
• 1:54:58
  like, wait, I'm listening to this. It's by Yeah talking about it
• 1:55:01
  was funny because when we were at locals, Uh, Siddy was giving me
• 1:55:08
  ship. She's like, when are you going to release that episode? I'm
• 1:55:11
  like, I just fucking released. What the fuck you want from me,
• 1:55:13
  crazy lady? And then she's like no, And I looked and I'm like,
• 1:55:16
  huh, I guess I didn't hit the button. Yeah, you walk
• 1:55:23
  out a roath like, I bet you didn't hit the buttons. I hit
• 1:55:26
  the button. It looked as barty as so literally I came. I literally
• 1:55:30
  came home and I'm like, maybe I'll hit the button, and I fell
• 1:55:31
  asleep on the couch because I was tired. And then the next morning I
• 1:55:35
  hit the button. Like all I had, all I had to do is
• 1:55:39
  just get publish. Oops. Mm hmmm, my bad. It is what
• 1:55:44
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• 1:55:49
  and by more I mean the same frequency. It's greater than her equal
• 1:55:58
  to. It's greater than her equal to. But at least it's ad free.
• 1:56:04
  There you go, so you don't have to here because definitely, now
• 1:56:09
  after what she said, you're going to get ads for tentacle porn. Uh.
• 1:56:15
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• 1:56:19
  this podcast. Yep, No, I don't. Maybe we can make a
• 1:56:28
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• 1:56:30
  they don't want to give us money. They might get a dollar to now
• 1:56:33
  listen to those ads so we can make it for charity. They go for
• 1:56:38
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• 1:56:42
  has a thing. She's not trying to collect money to run a marathon this
• 1:56:45
  yere ago. And if you don't get the draw and it's like fifteen hundred
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• 1:56:55
  name in a hat and if your name gets pulled, it's like three hundred
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  dollars or something. And if it doesn't get pulled, then you have to
• 1:57:00
  run for a charity. And it's like fifteen hundred bucks is what you have
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  to raise to get a charity spot. Wow. Well, next month the
• 1:57:11
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  to Autism Speaks. That's good. I don't know we did that. That's
• 1:57:23
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• 1:57:31
  do anything. You're looking We don't make nearly enough to file Texas likes to
• 1:57:39
  what do you what kind of money you think we're pulling in with this bullshit?
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  We don't not a lot. The irs doesn't even look at us,
• 1:57:45
  They're like, who are you? Go away? You're not worth the paper
• 1:57:47
  that you wrote this on. Mm hmmm, So we are rogan in it
• 1:57:53
  up over here? What do you think this is? So? This is
• 1:57:56
  a niche market in a niche game. Nobody pays attention to us except for
• 1:58:00
  all the fuckers that do well. You know what you should pay attention to.
• 1:58:01
  You can pay attention to a b R sign ups because they are live
• 1:58:06
  for the next season or not because the look he delayed releasing this episode a
• 1:58:11
  real long time, so pay more attention. So if you get in May,
• 1:58:15
  it's now a R fourteen. Yeah, yeah, basically, but yeah,
• 1:58:21
  the league has a bunch of GR formats this go rounds, So we're
• 1:58:27
  gonna have a GR sealed, We're gonna have a gr r icon as well
• 1:58:31
  as some some you know, non GR formats but should be should be fun.
• 1:58:39
  ABR eleven seven weeks of Swiss plus playoffs. Yeah, let me know.
• 1:58:45
  You're uh, you're you're joining and maybe I'll just draft you on my
• 1:58:49
  on my team and we'll have a good time. I joined, yay,
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  shape I did yay, but will lookie, hey there you go. Yeah,
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  yeah, I'm gonna pack double earls. Yes, I would. Yeah,
• 1:59:06
  I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna put two in each year, I
• 1:59:10
  would. And and then noise canceling headphones. There's also a good chance I
• 1:59:17
  might remember my medication this time around, so and then maybe I'll just run
• 1:59:24
  a chainsaw, I would out. I would. Oh, last time,
• 1:59:30
  I I ended up, so I like couldn't fall asleep for whatever reasons.
• 1:59:34
  I got up and like walked around and I went and I fell asleep in
• 1:59:36
  the lobby. Nobody, no, nobody, You didn't wake up with like
• 1:59:44
  a mustache painted on your face. No, no, it's that cool.
• 1:59:48
  Nor. I was hoping some of the volleyball girls would talk to me,
• 1:59:53
  but they're just like talking those weird sleeping will sleep another thing, don't wake
• 2:00:02
  him up. Yeah, And then and then you know, at that time,
• 2:00:04
  X Ray's like, oh, let's go get Coffin just goes to Walmart,
• 2:00:08
  you know, weird Walmart. Oh weird ship. X Ray, does
• 2:00:12
  you know what was it Sunday he couldn't go to Chick fil a? Like,
• 2:00:15
  no, he forgot a coat. Like he's like, oh, that's
• 2:00:18
  right. He did a coat, came to Minnesota, came to came to
• 2:00:23
  Minnesota in November and was like, what's the coat? It was like seventy
• 2:00:30
  degrees when I left it was seventy degrees in in Texas. Yeah, you're
• 2:00:34
  now hundreds of miles away from the equator much. It is fun best thing.
• 2:00:41
  But that's gonna do it for us this week. Guys. We'll see
• 2:00:44
  y'all next week. Happy fortune everyone, Are you gonna do it? Oh?
• 2:00:53
  Oh right? Hey to forge me with you everyone one, godless god,
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  bless loss, every key forger. I don't ever keep family, hook
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  each other, don't add to the spread. Jar sho, grants and oil
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  r. I'm sadly shadowy. Stell you Peters lies from the tablecross No,
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  no, no, everybody's going to anybody, every count dancing in the dancer,
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  bowing up side shine ever. I is going to the party, have
• 2:02:01
  a real good time dancing in the dancing, blowing up the side,