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Episode 69: Quick Jaunt Through the Multiverse & Little Sister vs. Chucky (Feat. Elizabeth Suggs, Author) · High n' Dry Podcast

0:15
SPEAKER_04: Well yeah, no, so that was that was super confusing.
0:19
SPEAKER_05: Yes.
0:20
SPEAKER_04: Like I thought I was being real professional.
0:22
SPEAKER_04: I don't know what the hell I am.
0:27
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, but what did he say?
0:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I made a lot of enemies doing that.
0:31
SPEAKER_02: Look, it's fine, whatever.
0:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, but like I have a a strict policy um when it because like I'm unsolicited asking people like, hey, I'm a strange man.
0:44
SPEAKER_04: Would you like to come on my show and hang out with my friend?
0:50
SPEAKER_04: And so as soon as someone like like if someone doesn't reply, someone doesn't say anything, that's it.
0:55
SPEAKER_04: I call it a day.
0:56
SPEAKER_04: I do not badger like that's a personal rule.
0:59
SPEAKER_04: And so when you do that, I'm like, oh, and you're both perfect.
1:03
SPEAKER_02: You both are perfect.
1:04
SPEAKER_04: You guys, yeah.
1:07
SPEAKER_04: So you heard it here first on high and dry, everyone.
1:10
SPEAKER_04: We're perfect.
1:11
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
1:11
SPEAKER_04: Uh so speaking of which, it's time to get into this thing.
1:14
SPEAKER_04: So hey everyone, welcome to High and Dry Podcast, the only podcast where we do all of our own stunts.
1:18
SPEAKER_04: I'm your host, Ryan Barron North.
1:20
SPEAKER_04: With me as always, James Croslin.
1:21
SPEAKER_04: James, what's happening?
1:24
SPEAKER_06: I'm happy to be here, happy to be hanging out with our guests again, ready to get high, ready to relax after a long week.
1:32
SPEAKER_06: I'm sure everyone's feeling it.
1:34
SPEAKER_06: Yes, yes.
1:34
SPEAKER_04: Even though these are going to be releasing on Monday, so sorry.
1:38
SPEAKER_04: It's been a long weekend.
1:40
SPEAKER_04: It's been a long weekend, and we're just ready to get back to it.
1:44
SPEAKER_04: So joining us again for round three, Elizabeth Suggs, co-owner of Collective Tales Publishing.
1:51
SPEAKER_04: What's going on, Liz?
1:52
SPEAKER_04: How you been?
1:52
SPEAKER_04: What's up?
1:53
SPEAKER_04: I know you got a lot of stuff coming out, so tell us, talk, speak.
1:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
1:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I'm a publisher.
1:59
SPEAKER_02: We just published this anthology called Collective Visions.
2:01
SPEAKER_02: It's a sci-fi anthology.
2:03
SPEAKER_02: And um I'm also owner of Editing Me, where I like bring authors to market with editing, formatting, marketing, and that stuff.
2:10
SPEAKER_02: Um, and I'm also a cosplayer, and I have cosplay things coming soon.
2:15
SPEAKER_02: So it's awesome.
2:16
SPEAKER_04: And do you have uh well, it's just that's so busy.
2:19
SPEAKER_04: Like, like we don't even have time to friggin' plan these episodes.
2:23
SPEAKER_04: So I I don't know how you do it.
2:25
SPEAKER_04: So I'm very impressed by everything you're being able to accomplish.
2:29
SPEAKER_02: Sometimes I have like little moments and then and then I have a bath or like I go into a spa, and then I'm just like I'm fine, you know.
2:38
SPEAKER_06: So me too, me too.
2:39
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
2:39
SPEAKER_06: Let's talk more about the baths.
2:42
SPEAKER_02: There's candles.
2:46
SPEAKER_02: Don't worry, I'm drinking out of a you know, a skull or anything.
2:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, so for those of you speaking of drinking, for those of you just joining us for the first time and you know, Liz, so we could refresh your memory, what makes this podcast so special and so great, besides all the baths and me and James, is we talk about these things a little drunk and a little high.
3:09
SPEAKER_04: Our episodes break down right down the middle.
3:11
SPEAKER_04: In the beginning, we start with a little philosophical question, a quandary, a conundrum, and then it breaks down into a fight as those things often do.
3:18
SPEAKER_04: So, my question for you, uh Liz, to start um, what will you be drinking andor imbibing or you know, smoking out of a trash bag or huffing this week?
3:30
SPEAKER_02: Uh drinking.
3:34
SPEAKER_02: And uh I'm drinking from a skull of Jabba the Hutt.
3:37
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's not really a skull, but you know, you like to believe.
3:40
SPEAKER_02: And uh and it's a Moscow mule with two lime cut things.
3:45
SPEAKER_04: Okay, yes.
3:46
SPEAKER_04: Wait, two extra cuts of lime.
3:48
SPEAKER_02: I need two extra cuts of lime.
3:51
SPEAKER_04: Okay, well, careful then.
3:52
SPEAKER_04: Don't uh don't get too drunk.
3:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm going crazy.
3:56
SPEAKER_04: Citrus mad.
3:59
SPEAKER_04: So, James, uh, what are you bringing to the table this week?
4:02
SPEAKER_06: Uh this week I am trying out a new one.
4:05
SPEAKER_06: I don't think I've had one of these on the podcast before.
4:07
SPEAKER_06: It is sunrise uh flower.
4:11
SPEAKER_06: So I it should be it should get me really peppy and feeling good.
4:15
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I'm excited.
4:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I have a similar peppy sort of thing.
4:18
SPEAKER_04: I'm still working my way through my Costco Bullet.
4:21
SPEAKER_04: I'm on my last little splash here.
4:24
SPEAKER_06: Is that peppy?
4:26
SPEAKER_04: Guaranteed to put a pep in my step.
4:29
SPEAKER_04: Um, but again, I do love bullet.
4:31
SPEAKER_04: I I do enjoy bullet.
4:33
SPEAKER_04: They're they get the job done for less than the leading competitors.
4:38
SPEAKER_06: We have no sponsorship, we get no money from any company.
4:44
SPEAKER_04: We get a lot of Stacey to this letters, though.
4:48
SPEAKER_04: So, alright, so I think it's time to jump into the first part of this podcast.
4:52
SPEAKER_04: So, the question I have for you guys this week.
4:55
SPEAKER_04: James, you and I were talking about the multiverse theory.
4:59
SPEAKER_04: Right.
5:00
SPEAKER_04: So, you know, as anyone who's heard this before knows that we're gonna jump into just you know the specifics, the nerdy stuff, not at all just nonsense giggling.
5:09
SPEAKER_04: Um, so the whole concept I have for you here, um, the multiverse theory proposes that the universe is infinite, therefore there are infinite possibilities, and there are infinite versions of ourselves just by the definition of infinity.
5:27
SPEAKER_04: So if you were given, this is where it gets you know super scientific, and where all of our, you know, our colleagues are really glad to hear us, if you were given the ability to travel between these dimensions, do what you want, meet yourself, not meet yourself, try and kill all other versions of yourself so you yourself are more powerful.
5:48
SPEAKER_04: If you want to jet lee it, what would you do with this machine or this ability?
5:54
SPEAKER_04: W how would you interact with the multiverse?
5:58
SPEAKER_04: So I'm I totally apologize.
6:02
SPEAKER_04: We've been talking for a while.
6:03
SPEAKER_04: We now have the question.
6:04
SPEAKER_04: You have some kind of time to think on it, but first we gotta get our toasts out of the way.
6:08
SPEAKER_04: It's time to drink all those things we were talking about.
6:11
SPEAKER_04: Uh Liz, she says she's got a cup of Moscow meal, but she's got her huff bag ready.
6:16
SPEAKER_07: Uh don't ruin it.
6:23
SPEAKER_06: It looks like spray paint mostly.
6:25
SPEAKER_06: She's she's she's doing uh she's doing helium out of balloons like drink was drink belt, drink both.
6:31
SPEAKER_00: I'm not even gonna be able to communicate after this, yes.
6:34
SPEAKER_04: And she's doing so it's time to uh time to get where we need to be.
6:40
SPEAKER_04: So our first toast this week goes out to most important people of this podcast, Carl Urban, Cher, and our guest this week, Elizabeth Suggs.
6:48
SPEAKER_04: Cheers to you.
6:49
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
6:50
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
6:52
SPEAKER_02: Cheers.
6:55
SPEAKER_02: Weird to say when I was staying in the UK, yeah.
6:59
SPEAKER_02: Cheers became I almost started saying it unironically, like outside of just cheersing.
7:06
SPEAKER_02: I it was really weird when I started saying it just like normal.
7:10
SPEAKER_04: You got immersed.
7:11
SPEAKER_02: I was like, what's happening to me?
7:13
SPEAKER_04: You did that Madonna thing.
7:15
unknown: Yeah.
7:16
SPEAKER_04: She came back after like three days and had the accent.
7:19
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I I can't do a Welsh accent, so I mean actually actually, you want to know the weirdest thing?
7:25
SPEAKER_02: So if I try to do a British accent, it kind of sounds Welsh because I've been around Welsh, and so like I exaggerate certain words, like so so they'll they'll say car or something, car, like you know how they'll have the A more long.
7:40
SPEAKER_06: Bostonian.
7:41
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
7:42
SPEAKER_02: And I mean I'm not saying that I'm like doing it perfectly, we're just gonna pretend I'm doing it perfectly, but it's like it's funny where I'll like I'll say and like um they'll say garage, like garage in in instead of garage or garage or something like that.
7:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
7:56
SPEAKER_04: Wow.
7:57
SPEAKER_04: I uh well, where's Nate from?
7:59
SPEAKER_04: Is he Welsh?
7:59
SPEAKER_04: Is he a Welsh bastard?
8:00
SPEAKER_06: Is that I I think Nate is is Welsh, but he does not live in Wales.
8:08
SPEAKER_04: I think so, yeah.
8:09
SPEAKER_04: Another one of Wales.
8:10
SPEAKER_04: We'll have to double check with him.
8:11
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we'll have to get him back on the show.
8:13
SPEAKER_04: Uh but so uh that which brings us to our second toast.
8:18
SPEAKER_04: Now our second toast goes out to just go to all of Wales.
8:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and it's all of Wales now.
8:24
SPEAKER_04: Remember, it's only there's only like four of them in Nate.
8:27
SPEAKER_04: Well, our newest listeners are in Lower Saxony, a little, I'm guessing, hobbit-like village named Meppen.
8:37
SPEAKER_04: M-E-P-P-E-N.
8:39
SPEAKER_04: Meppen.
8:40
SPEAKER_04: Ah, nice.
8:41
SPEAKER_04: And it's right next door to our other newest listeners from a place called Stoke on Trent, which I'm also assuming is a hobbit-like village.
8:50
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you could assume that, but my what was it, my ninth grade, eighth grade teacher told me what assuming does to a person.
8:59
SPEAKER_06: It makes everything quicker and easier.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
9:04
SPEAKER_00: That's exactly right.
9:05
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
9:06
SPEAKER_04: So here's to assuming, and here's to those hobbit-like villages I mentioned earlier.
9:12
SPEAKER_04: Names I've already forgotten.
9:13
SPEAKER_06: Stoke on track.
9:14
SPEAKER_04: And Mep it.
9:15
SPEAKER_04: That's right.
9:16
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
9:17
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
9:19
SPEAKER_04: Lovely.
9:20
SPEAKER_04: Nothing goes down smoother than your backwash bullet.
9:28
SPEAKER_04: Let's pour up that third one.
9:30
SPEAKER_04: Alright, so now it's time to do our third toast, third shot, third hit, third huff from a paper bag.
9:37
SPEAKER_04: This one is guests toast.
9:40
SPEAKER_04: Liz, what's it to?
9:42
SPEAKER_02: Oh, uh huh.
9:43
SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
9:44
SPEAKER_02: Uh it is to all the people who walk in grass barefoot.
9:54
SPEAKER_04: Ah, to the hobbits.
9:56
SPEAKER_04: To the people of Memor.
9:59
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
10:00
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
10:01
SPEAKER_04: It's very grounding.
10:02
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
10:04
SPEAKER_02: I uh I want to do it more, but see, in Utah, we're having very bipolar weather.
10:10
SPEAKER_02: So a few days ago it was 80 degrees.
10:13
SPEAKER_02: Today it's like 40 degrees, and it was snowing yesterday.
10:17
SPEAKER_04: Nice.
10:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:18
SPEAKER_02: Nice.
10:19
SPEAKER_02: All right.
10:19
SPEAKER_04: No, we're I mean, we're I mean we're gearing up for 125 degrees over here any second now.
10:25
SPEAKER_04: But James, it's just always 75.
10:29
SPEAKER_06: Now we're just a couple miles from the coast, so it's always like 60.
10:33
SPEAKER_06: Now it's gonna get up to 70 soon, and we're gonna be like, oh, it's so hot.
10:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh I kind of like that we all live in this, like we live in like a line.
10:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
10:44
SPEAKER_04: It could be a sweet road trip.
10:46
SPEAKER_06: Kind of cute.
10:46
SPEAKER_06: We could take the I could take the 15, which is like just like a mile from my house and go straight past Ryan all the way to you.
10:54
SPEAKER_02: And then I'll take you to Lucky 13, where you can have food and drinks.
10:59
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
11:00
SPEAKER_06: Food and drinks and holy place.
11:03
SPEAKER_04: Holy shit.
11:04
SPEAKER_04: You know, if you guys had actually contacted me in Vegas, I could have shown you that we have like one or two of those places out here, food and drinks and whatnot.
11:12
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
11:13
SPEAKER_04: One or two.
11:15
SPEAKER_04: You're not assaulted by a stripper.
11:18
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
11:18
SPEAKER_04: But uh yeah, I could have shown you some places, but no, no, no.
11:24
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, no, and I blame it entirely on John back there.
11:27
SPEAKER_00: You should, actually.
11:29
SPEAKER_04: I know he's listening.
11:34
SPEAKER_04: All right, so uh all right, so I hope in that time where we were all talking and drinking, you thought of a clear, reasonable, and logical explanation and response for the question I'd posed earlier.
11:45
SPEAKER_04: I'm assuming you remember it too, so go.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I do actually remember because I really like multiverse theory.
11:52
SPEAKER_02: It really excites me.
11:54
SPEAKER_02: No, I really like this.
11:55
SPEAKER_02: It makes me really nerd out.
11:57
SPEAKER_02: Um, so sorry it didn't uh I did not forget.
12:00
SPEAKER_02: You should have done a harder one.
12:01
SPEAKER_03: So can you can you repeat the question though, Ben, for those of us who maybe don't remember the question?
12:08
unknown: Okay.
12:09
SPEAKER_02: So uh it what what would I do with my other selves or not do with my other selves if because we're doing a different dimensional multiverse thing, would I visit them in my little machine or something?
12:20
SPEAKER_02: Well what I what would I do?
12:22
SPEAKER_02: So what I would do is I would see how the rest because I I think about this too, where like if the multiverse is real and there's like the different theories on like you know, it's almost like a mirror image, so everything's doing the same exact thing, but then there's other ones where it's like you're doing slightly different things, right?
12:41
SPEAKER_02: Or you're doing completely different things and it makes your whole life different.
12:44
SPEAKER_02: And I would I would love to see how different my life panned out, given like if I would have done other like things, if I would have chosen to have you know breakfast that one day instead of not, or going getting at a job instead of like just to see.
13:03
SPEAKER_02: I would love to see that and see because I would probably I would either feel really bad about my current life or really, really grateful, or both.
13:11
SPEAKER_02: And I want to feel bad and also good.
13:14
SPEAKER_02: So I want to be a little bipolar.
13:15
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, because I really want to kick my own ass off.
13:18
SPEAKER_03: I just want to feel like yeah, just oh, oh, and you're a you're a movie star.
13:24
SPEAKER_03: That's cool.
13:27
SPEAKER_02: Different, yeah.
13:28
SPEAKER_04: That's awesome.
13:29
SPEAKER_04: I'm so happy for you.
13:30
SPEAKER_04: And you start huffing again.
13:32
SPEAKER_02: Well, and then you could kill them, and then I would get the better life.
13:35
SPEAKER_06: Do you serve their career?
13:37
SPEAKER_06: I guess you could their career.
13:39
SPEAKER_06: You could you could you single white female them, except it's just it is you.
13:44
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
13:45
SPEAKER_04: Well, I I think so, James, with you, and I think the most in question, most important question with this, you're I mean, you you're the only universe that has this machine in the infinitium.
13:56
SPEAKER_04: You're the only one who gets to travel around and everything like that.
13:58
SPEAKER_04: Oh, we're the only one.
13:59
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
14:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:03
SPEAKER_04: Would you fuck yourself?
14:05
SPEAKER_04: You're you're asking me?
14:07
SPEAKER_04: It's just an open class, but yeah, you specifically.
14:10
SPEAKER_04: You're next.
14:12
SPEAKER_04: Would you give it a shot?
14:13
SPEAKER_04: I mean.
14:14
SPEAKER_06: If like if he's down to clown.
14:16
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, if we're both into it, I don't know.
14:19
SPEAKER_06: I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go out and pursue it necessarily, but if just something sparks up, you know, you know me so well.
14:29
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you know what I mean.
14:30
SPEAKER_06: You know what I like.
14:32
SPEAKER_02: It'd be the best type of sex because it'd be better than a masturbation, but it would be pretty much masturbation.
14:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:40
SPEAKER_06: It'd be masturbation plus.
14:42
SPEAKER_06: Like the subscription service.
14:44
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
14:46
SPEAKER_06: Masturbation enhanced, the extended version.
14:55
SPEAKER_06: Let's see.
14:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but well after the sex.
14:58
SPEAKER_04: After, well, leading up to all around.
15:01
SPEAKER_04: Like, dude, stop rubbing my shoulders, man.
15:04
SPEAKER_06: You know, it's funny, it's funny you say rubbing your shoulders because uh the first thing I thought of was um in Futurama, the universe boxes episode, where the professor creates all the boxes that have universes in them.
15:17
SPEAKER_06: And I was like, in those, in those universes, sometimes he meets versions of himself, sometimes he doesn't.
15:25
SPEAKER_06: I and the first thing I thought of was like, God, I'd be insufferable because the first, like what I thought of immediately was Hippie Professor, where he's like, Whoa, there's a whole universe in this box, no way, man.
15:39
SPEAKER_06: He's like, There's a universe inside all of us, and gives him a flower.
15:43
SPEAKER_06: Good job.
15:44
SPEAKER_06: That would be you, but except you have the power to go to other people.
15:48
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, and I'm pretty sure the more the the most versions of myself are gonna be just hippies who got nothing going on, and and I'd probably find myself pretty insufferable.
16:01
SPEAKER_06: I'd try to do other things.
16:03
SPEAKER_06: All right, I'd go I'd go around and work a little bit for the other versions of myself so they had to work less.
16:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:12
SPEAKER_06: I make uh it's very it's very altruistic, but also self-serving.
16:18
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, not legacy, yeah, yeah.
16:21
SPEAKER_04: Legacy, all self-serving altruism.
16:26
SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay, solid, solid.
16:28
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I would totally jet lee it.
16:30
SPEAKER_04: Um, hands down, easily.
16:32
SPEAKER_06: Um what if you what if you didn't start getting more powerful?
16:36
SPEAKER_06: Would you just keep doing it and be like, I hasn't kicked in yet?
16:38
SPEAKER_06: I haven't real, I haven't killed enough.
16:41
SPEAKER_06: Sure.
16:42
SPEAKER_02: Uh well, what if you like, you know how there's that theory that if you die and you just like jump into a different universe or a different dimension or something, and then you just like continue on your life?
16:53
SPEAKER_02: Like, what if you killed all your versions and then like you died and then you had nowhere to go, and then you just ended your afterlife.
17:03
SPEAKER_06: Or maybe he or maybe he achieved something that no other human has and he gets a special press.
17:10
SPEAKER_04: And I get really, really good at high kicking.
17:14
SPEAKER_04: Oh just my roundhouse kick is insane.
17:18
SPEAKER_06: Wow, what's NC?
17:21
SPEAKER_06: Look at it.
17:22
SPEAKER_06: He retires to a universe of banana cars, yeah.
17:25
SPEAKER_04: Or Jason Statham chases me down, trying to bring me to multiverse justice.
17:31
SPEAKER_04: But uh, and then me and Jason Statham wind up having sex.
17:35
SPEAKER_07: Nice time, of course.
17:38
SPEAKER_04: Can't pass that up.
17:41
SPEAKER_04: But great peace, man.
17:44
SPEAKER_04: Jason, I that's why Jason, shut the fuck up.
17:47
SPEAKER_04: All right.
17:50
SPEAKER_04: But no, I I would uh I would definitely kill myself at least once.
17:55
SPEAKER_04: For sure.
17:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, just to see.
17:57
SPEAKER_04: I have to test it.
17:59
SPEAKER_06: And like it's a subtle feeling.
18:03
SPEAKER_06: You just gotta catch yourself, your the other version of yourself at the right time, right?
18:07
SPEAKER_06: Where you're at a real low.
18:08
SPEAKER_06: Just be like, I know that I know what this is.
18:11
SPEAKER_06: I'm just gonna help you out.
18:12
SPEAKER_06: There's no coming back, bro.
18:17
SPEAKER_06: I've seen it a million times, you're not getting out of this.
18:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, dude, I've I've been there.
18:25
SPEAKER_04: Why do you think I'm traveling around?
18:27
SPEAKER_04: All right, to escape what you just did.
18:30
SPEAKER_04: So, yeah, I would definitely kill myself at least once.
18:34
SPEAKER_04: And then eventually I would kill myself at least twice once I find the life I want to live.
18:40
SPEAKER_05: Oh yeah, take it over.
18:42
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
18:43
SPEAKER_06: Why couldn't you just do a uh what's that Paul Rudd uh show, Living Together, I think, or something like that, where he he some some other version of him himself comes into his universe and he like hides it where they pretend to be.
18:57
SPEAKER_06: They each pretend to be the main universe guy.
19:00
SPEAKER_06: You could just share a life like that.
19:02
SPEAKER_04: Well, I I I think I would totally embrace insanity and just like my own personal god complex across the multiverse.
19:11
SPEAKER_04: I killed one of me for fun.
19:13
SPEAKER_04: I banged another one for fun, I killed him too.
19:16
SPEAKER_04: Um, and then I captured a bunch of us like a grasshopper.
19:19
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and we did like a what happened to Monday scenario where we each get to live one day of the week, and then I kill all of them.
19:28
SPEAKER_00: Laughing the whole time.
19:30
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah.
19:32
SPEAKER_04: And then I find the infinite version of myself that you know is doing all the things that I want to do, and I'm like, sorry, man.
19:41
SPEAKER_04: You could have you could have just earned that in your universe.
19:45
SPEAKER_04: I'm it's obviously not happening.
19:48
SPEAKER_04: So uh uh, we tried, bro.
19:53
SPEAKER_04: You somehow figured it out, and I'm gonna take that from you because I'm Jen Lee, and then I stab him.
19:59
SPEAKER_04: So yeah.
20:00
SPEAKER_02: What if he kills you instead?
20:02
SPEAKER_06: Ooh, and then he takes the multiverse machine, and then he goes back to your universe and lives your life.
20:08
SPEAKER_03: Well, because that's not gonna I'm not challenging him to one-on-one combat.
20:14
SPEAKER_00: But he's the better version, no offense.
20:17
SPEAKER_00: But if he's like the better version, he's gonna see that way before you did it.
20:23
SPEAKER_06: But I would like if he's no no, if he's living the version of your life that you wish you had, he would be a better version of you.
20:31
SPEAKER_06: Oh, for sure, for sure.
20:32
SPEAKER_04: And he'd know that I'm coming back, for sure.
20:35
SPEAKER_04: But I'm the only universe that has this multiverse travel, and I'm aware that his universe is six feet below mine, and so I just come back and park on top of him.
20:49
SPEAKER_04: And yeah, that's that's that's a rap, yeah.
20:53
SPEAKER_04: I mean, it doesn't matter how like more healthy he is than I am.
20:59
SPEAKER_04: He doesn't know when I'm coming.
21:02
SPEAKER_04: He's gotta sleep eventually.
21:05
SPEAKER_04: So, yeah.
21:07
SPEAKER_04: You know, and and like I'm sure like his loving wife and children are gonna be really sad for a little while.
21:14
SPEAKER_02: But then you'll let them.
21:16
SPEAKER_04: No.
21:18
SPEAKER_06: Why would you kill someone in the infinite versions of yourself?
21:22
SPEAKER_06: You would just take someone away from their family for no reason.
21:27
SPEAKER_06: That's not the life you want.
21:28
SPEAKER_06: You you find someone who had a life you didn't want and then kill them and then destroy it.
21:35
SPEAKER_04: Luckily, there's infinite chances for me to try again.
21:38
SPEAKER_06: Uh oopsie.
21:42
SPEAKER_06: This is my bad, Michael.
21:43
SPEAKER_06: Sorry, guys.
21:44
SPEAKER_04: Sorry, sorry, my bad, everybody.
21:46
SPEAKER_04: My bad.
21:48
SPEAKER_04: I'll take off.
21:49
SPEAKER_03: He just went else.
21:51
SPEAKER_04: Well, so uh Liz, back to you.
21:54
SPEAKER_04: Final thoughts.
21:55
SPEAKER_04: What are you doing with your multiverse machine?
21:58
SPEAKER_02: Well, yeah, I would definitely I mean, if there was no better version, I would still just want to take myself out and like I would why why not if I was for it?
22:10
SPEAKER_04: It's infinite, yeah, right?
22:12
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you mean take yourself out like in finish?
22:15
SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
22:16
SPEAKER_04: Okay, gotcha.
22:18
SPEAKER_04: Oh, okay.
22:19
SPEAKER_04: All right.
22:19
SPEAKER_02: I thought you meant me on dates.
22:24
SPEAKER_06: Okay, all right.
22:25
SPEAKER_06: I can see the appeal.
22:33
SPEAKER_04: Hey, different strokes for different folks.
22:35
SPEAKER_04: You know, some of us, you know, would romance the others.
22:38
SPEAKER_04: Some of us would murder him and his family.
22:41
SPEAKER_02: I'm gonna I'm gonna murder some of them, probably.
22:43
SPEAKER_04: Probably.
22:45
SPEAKER_04: Infinite possibilities.
22:48
SPEAKER_04: Couple accidents.
22:49
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
22:49
SPEAKER_04: No, and I know the first one I went to would be wearing like a fucking MAGA hat, and I would just blow his ass away.
22:58
SPEAKER_06: I knew it.
22:59
SPEAKER_06: I knew I that one time where I was just like, I gotta stop going online.
23:02
SPEAKER_06: That was the turning point.
23:03
SPEAKER_04: That was the one.
23:04
SPEAKER_04: That was I decided to get offline.
23:06
SPEAKER_04: He started going to some weird fucking forums.
23:09
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
23:10
SPEAKER_04: And now he's sitting here blowing up uh beer cans.
23:14
SPEAKER_04: So uh yeah, so I definitely kill him, but yeah.
23:18
SPEAKER_04: So you so you so you would date yourself.
23:21
SPEAKER_06: That's that's the big that's the big change.
23:23
SPEAKER_06: And you know what?
23:24
SPEAKER_06: I think that's really healthy.
23:25
SPEAKER_02: You're getting in touch with powder, you I'm gonna do everything with myself, and then and then I'm gonna leave me, and I'm gonna I'm gonna my other self is gonna pine for me, and I'm just gonna be like, sorry, bitch.
23:39
SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
23:42
SPEAKER_05: To make you stronger.
23:43
SPEAKER_04: So she's just as psychotic as I am.
23:46
SPEAKER_04: I just do it a little more out there.
23:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, and then and then I'll leave her, and then I'll find another one, and she can be heartbroken for the rest of her life.
23:55
SPEAKER_04: At least I left mine's heart intact, depending on where I shot him.
24:02
SPEAKER_02: I would rather psychologically torture.
24:05
SPEAKER_04: Uh of course, of course, yeah, yeah.
24:07
SPEAKER_04: Okay, alright, alright.
24:10
SPEAKER_04: Damn.
24:12
SPEAKER_06: James?
24:13
SPEAKER_06: I think that yeah, I guess if we're talking infinite infinite realities, I guess there's an opportunity to take some some cathartic actions, just in several ways, like the worst things about yourself.
24:28
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
24:28
SPEAKER_06: Maybe I could maybe I could go give myself some advice or learn things from myself who have been in different situations.
24:35
SPEAKER_06: We'd probably I'd probably end up getting high and then just and then getting bothered and then leave.
24:40
SPEAKER_06: That's probably what happened.
24:42
SPEAKER_06: I'd give it a shot.
24:43
SPEAKER_06: I'd go look and I'd be like, okay, this seems nice.
24:45
SPEAKER_06: All right, goodbye.
24:47
SPEAKER_04: Somehow one of our universes manages like they can't travel it.
24:51
SPEAKER_04: We're the only multiverse that can travel, but one of them manages to do communication and just puts out a newsletter.
24:58
SPEAKER_04: And in each of our universes, like, she's just gonna show up, date you, and break your heart.
25:02
SPEAKER_04: He's just gonna come crash on the fucking couch.
25:05
SPEAKER_04: This guy, he's probably gonna kill you.
25:07
SPEAKER_04: So uh watch out.
25:09
SPEAKER_06: Oh, I just thought I could I could do an uh interdimensional bus system or like taxi system and like go and pick up birds on me.
25:18
SPEAKER_06: It's like, hey, you want to go check out this one?
25:21
SPEAKER_02: Oh, you you become best friends with yours, and then you just like smoke weed with them and just like hanging out.
25:27
SPEAKER_04: We just go on travels, you become like a Mrs.
25:29
SPEAKER_04: Frizz.
25:31
SPEAKER_04: It was a Mrs.
25:32
SPEAKER_06: Frizz Frizz, it'd be a bunch of versions of me.
25:35
SPEAKER_06: Just get on, whoa, what we're in the universe where fish evolved.
25:42
SPEAKER_05: Whoa.
25:45
SPEAKER_04: Blah blah blah.
25:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, yeah.
25:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh yeah, you get a fish version of you on the bus.
25:49
SPEAKER_06: Oh, that would be kick-ass.
25:51
SPEAKER_06: Oh man.
25:52
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's what I want to do.
25:54
SPEAKER_06: I'd want to be a I'd want to, I'd want to collect me.
25:56
SPEAKER_04: An interuniverse bus driver.
25:59
SPEAKER_04: I like it.
26:01
SPEAKER_04: I like it, yeah.
26:02
SPEAKER_04: Okay, yeah, no, and I would I would just totally there's infinite possibilities now.
26:07
SPEAKER_04: There's infinite times I've tried this shit, and I would just give myself over entirely to absurdism.
26:15
SPEAKER_02: What if you had a disease though, and then you harvested yourself, and then you would forever have the perfect organs?
26:22
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, no, I would have definitely found the immortality universe and taken that technology for sure.
26:29
SPEAKER_06: You just take the blood out of all your clothes and pump it and pump it into yourself.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: What if you needed to like okay?
26:35
SPEAKER_02: I'm just gonna get that lung and put it in my yeah.
26:37
SPEAKER_04: I become a stem cell vampire.
26:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:41
SPEAKER_04: Delicious stem cells.
26:45
SPEAKER_04: This is gonna hurt.
26:46
SPEAKER_04: So uh buggle up.
26:49
SPEAKER_04: I have to do it living.
26:51
SPEAKER_04: So well, there you have it, folks.
26:55
SPEAKER_04: Take what you will from that one.
26:57
SPEAKER_04: Hoo boy.
26:58
SPEAKER_04: Enjoy your Monday.
26:59
SPEAKER_04: So uh yeah, you're in the multi- yeah, listeners, you're in the multiverse where you work today.
27:07
SPEAKER_04: Fucking loser.
27:10
SPEAKER_04: Alright, so transitioning into the second part of our podcast.
27:14
SPEAKER_04: It's time to get down to a fight.
27:17
SPEAKER_04: This week we have uh sexy Chucky.
27:21
SPEAKER_04: That's coming to my head.
27:22
SPEAKER_04: Chucky versus a little sister.
27:26
SPEAKER_04: A little sister, that's right, from the Bioshock series.
27:29
SPEAKER_04: So little sister versus Chucky wearing negligee.
27:34
SPEAKER_07: Nice.
27:35
SPEAKER_04: It's time to get this fight on.
27:36
SPEAKER_04: But before we do that, it's time to get a little more drunk, it's time to get a little more high, it's time to do a little more huff.
27:41
SPEAKER_07: Oh no.
27:44
SPEAKER_04: I got my body waste in this paperback.
27:48
SPEAKER_04: You just about getting fucked up.
27:53
SPEAKER_02: Whatever you do it, whatever, man.
27:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I mean, I'm out of bullets, so we might have to resort to something here.
27:59
SPEAKER_04: Improvise.
28:00
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I'm gonna have to improvise.
28:02
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
28:04
SPEAKER_04: So uh I I I sold my car for a motorcycle.
28:07
SPEAKER_02: Ooh, cool.
28:09
SPEAKER_04: And well, the problem is motorcycles require a lot more balance than cars do.
28:15
SPEAKER_04: And uh it's hard to get more bullets.
28:20
SPEAKER_06: Well, you're uh you can order it online.
28:25
SPEAKER_06: That's true.
28:26
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you can have like one of those apps deliver it.
28:29
SPEAKER_06: What's what's the what are the you can't well look it up?
28:33
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
28:33
SPEAKER_04: Uh this one this one goes out to our combatants this week, sexy chucky versus little sister.
28:39
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
28:40
SPEAKER_04: Here's to you.
28:42
SPEAKER_06: Cheers.
28:44
SPEAKER_06: And the great thing about sexy chucky and little sister is that this is this is Elizabeth's cosplay in the near future.
28:56
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
28:56
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, there you go.
28:57
SPEAKER_04: This is the multiverse where she had to do that.
29:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm going to a competition and pass when these people hear it.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: But uh, it's I'm gonna cosplay as Chuck E Bomb there.
29:10
SPEAKER_04: Where it?
29:12
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's called OgdenCon.
29:13
SPEAKER_02: It's kind of a smaller one, but just because it's nearby.
29:15
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:16
SPEAKER_04: Oh, in Utah?
29:17
SPEAKER_02: In Utah.
29:18
SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
29:18
SPEAKER_04: Gotcha.
29:20
SPEAKER_06: Very cool, definitely.
29:21
SPEAKER_06: We'll check out the Instagram.
29:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, uh, and yeah, once we have it up, we're doing like an unboxing of stuff of it, of the cosplay, so we'll see when it comes out.
29:30
SPEAKER_03: Oh, sweet too.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: Sweet too.
29:32
SPEAKER_04: All right.
29:33
SPEAKER_04: Well, this conversation's gotten way too normal.
29:35
SPEAKER_04: Let's talk about the fight.
29:36
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
29:37
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
29:37
SPEAKER_04: It's time to get down to business.
29:39
SPEAKER_04: All right, so this is how high and dried does it.
29:41
SPEAKER_04: We have a three-round method guaranteed to get you the best results between who would kill your favorite nerd shit.
29:47
SPEAKER_04: Oh my gosh, how how does it go?
29:48
SPEAKER_04: Well, James, let me explain.
29:51
SPEAKER_04: Round one, we enter a Applebee's, go down into the basement where we have a legally distinct fight club.
29:59
SPEAKER_04: Val Kilmer, sadly, playing Brad Pitt, was ripped apart by Shy Alud, a sandworm last week.
30:05
SPEAKER_04: He's been replaced by Polly Shore.
30:08
SPEAKER_04: And he's explaining to the combatants hey, it's pound for pound, punch for punch.
30:13
SPEAKER_04: Sharon Collar are gonna watch you two kill each other.
30:16
SPEAKER_06: Buddy.
30:18
SPEAKER_06: Buddy.
30:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we tried to get Brendan Fraser, but he's starting to go back up, and uh, yeah, he didn't have time.
30:28
SPEAKER_04: More expensive now.
30:29
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, he's way more expensive.
30:30
SPEAKER_02: I need to watch that movie though.
30:31
SPEAKER_02: I have not seen it.
30:33
SPEAKER_04: I can't do I can't do it.
30:34
SPEAKER_04: I I know it's gonna break my fucking heart wide open, and I I'm I'm not emotionally capable.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: If it's Vegas, I would go watch it with you.
30:44
SPEAKER_04: Well, I someone just to cry with.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:47
SPEAKER_04: I I saw I like I saw a few I saw a few clips of it, and where he's like just talking about how I want to know I did one thing right with my life, and he's got I was ready to cry just from that friggin' clip.
30:58
SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I can't watch this, there's no way.
31:01
SPEAKER_02: I want to play just so bad.
31:03
SPEAKER_02: I like sad things.
31:05
SPEAKER_04: Oh, I would be a mess.
31:06
SPEAKER_04: I would be a mess.
31:08
SPEAKER_04: The last sad thing I watched was that Ricky Gervais thing on Netflix.
31:12
SPEAKER_04: The uh James, you have any idea you want to talk about Ricky Gervais on Netflix?
31:16
SPEAKER_04: He uh afterlife, I think it was.
31:19
SPEAKER_04: I spent basically six episodes just bawling my eyes out, just with me and my bulldog.
31:26
SPEAKER_04: But anyway.
31:29
SPEAKER_04: Oh my god, it uh it ripped me apart.
31:31
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, let's do this.
31:34
SPEAKER_04: So round two.
31:36
SPEAKER_04: Round two, we transition into the city view, we zoom out, and these characters now have 24 hours to murder the other one using whatever they have that makes them them.
31:46
SPEAKER_04: Worst case scenario.
31:47
SPEAKER_06: Do they have friends though in this round?
31:49
SPEAKER_04: No, not yet.
31:50
SPEAKER_04: But I'm glad you brought that up, James, because in round three, we do the same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
31:57
SPEAKER_04: I wonder who the little sister's gonna bring.
31:59
SPEAKER_04: But uh, it's time to transition into round one.
32:02
SPEAKER_04: We've entered the Applebee's.
32:05
SPEAKER_06: We're from a different multiverse.
32:08
SPEAKER_04: That's allowed, right?
32:10
unknown: Yeah.
32:11
SPEAKER_04: So we've entered the Applebee's, we've said no thank you to their disgusting food.
32:15
SPEAKER_04: We've gone downstairs to the legally distinct fight club, and it's time to watch this fight.
32:21
SPEAKER_04: Carl Urban and Cher have been seated.
32:23
SPEAKER_04: We've been seated after them after the appropriate ceremonies.
32:26
SPEAKER_04: It's time to get this fight on.
32:28
SPEAKER_04: So guests first, pound for pound, punch for punch, nothing extra.
32:33
SPEAKER_04: Who's gonna win?
32:34
SPEAKER_04: Chucky or a little sister from Bioshock?
32:39
SPEAKER_02: I think in this round it probably would be Chucky, just because you know, he has all these moves, he can he, you know, he can kick and do all the stuff.
32:50
SPEAKER_02: Whereas the little sister needs the big daddy often, like she holds his hand when they're like going around when she's gonna take the atom and stuff.
32:59
SPEAKER_02: I don't think that she would be a good fighter on like just you know, pound for pound.
33:05
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
33:06
SPEAKER_04: Alright, alright.
33:07
SPEAKER_04: So we got one for Chucky.
33:08
SPEAKER_04: James, what are you thinking?
33:10
SPEAKER_06: This one's a little tough because it's just them in a room, right?
33:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
33:15
SPEAKER_06: They do have powers, they both kind of have powers.
33:18
SPEAKER_06: Chucky Chucky is a doll, which is which is an interesting situation.
33:26
SPEAKER_06: His body is like not human.
33:28
SPEAKER_06: So he uh he can he takes a lot of damage in the movies.
33:34
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
33:35
SPEAKER_06: He he gets the the shit kicked out of him, he gets partially destroyed, and then like is able to like regenerate essentially or keep going until he's like shreds.
33:45
SPEAKER_06: And the little sister they can turn invisible in the later game.
33:53
SPEAKER_02: In the later game, they can turn invisible.
33:55
SPEAKER_02: I remember actually in which which video game?
33:57
SPEAKER_02: The I think it's infinite.
33:59
SPEAKER_06: Oh, yeah, infinite.
34:01
SPEAKER_06: There's only one of them there, but I think it was maybe Bioshock 2 that had invisibility.
34:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's been so long since I've played Bioshock 2.
34:08
SPEAKER_02: I don't remember invisibility.
34:12
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, it's to it's to avoid detection.
34:14
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, uh, but but that wouldn't really help in this fight that much.
34:19
SPEAKER_06: They can heal themselves.
34:21
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
34:22
SPEAKER_06: So I and and Chucky does is really strong.
34:25
SPEAKER_06: He's like comically strong because he gets his he's in the camp movie.
34:29
SPEAKER_06: That's fine.
34:29
SPEAKER_06: So he's like ridiculous, yeah.
34:30
SPEAKER_06: He's comically strong.
34:32
SPEAKER_06: Um, but they also heal themselves.
34:35
SPEAKER_06: I feel like in I feel like in this one we would see two essentially immortals that that are not strong enough to kill each other, just slapping each other for eternity.
34:49
SPEAKER_04: Cher would eventually have to kill them both.
34:51
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I I don't I think that this would be I think that this would be very anticlimactic.
34:57
SPEAKER_04: Damn, you bring up a solid point.
35:00
SPEAKER_04: You uh you brought a lot to that table.
35:04
SPEAKER_04: Damn.
35:05
SPEAKER_04: I uh I yes, so shit.
35:09
SPEAKER_04: Uh so I would I was gonna say at first, like, as I remember she turned invisible, and she's way more creepy than Chucky is, in my opinion.
35:17
SPEAKER_02: Oh, she's weird.
35:18
SPEAKER_02: I'm excited to do cosplay because it's gonna be creepy.
35:21
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, it's gonna be sweet.
35:23
SPEAKER_04: But I would say yeah, James swayed me entirely.
35:29
SPEAKER_04: I think this is a draw.
35:30
SPEAKER_04: I think you have two beings incapable of damaging each other, both eventually murdered by Cher.
35:38
SPEAKER_04: That's uh that's what that's what I'm saying.
35:41
SPEAKER_04: I'm at a draw right now.
35:42
SPEAKER_04: Uh well, so uh Liz, back to you.
35:44
SPEAKER_04: Final thoughts and a vote.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I I uh I also think that James is right.
35:50
SPEAKER_02: I I would do a draw as well, actually.
35:53
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that was a solid, fucking solid argument, bro.
35:56
SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
35:57
SPEAKER_04: Thank you.
35:58
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
35:59
SPEAKER_06: I use chat GPT to help me.
36:04
SPEAKER_06: What about the artists?
36:12
SPEAKER_04: Okay.
36:14
SPEAKER_04: Round two.
36:15
SPEAKER_04: I use chat GPT for everything now.
36:18
SPEAKER_04: I do too.
36:19
SPEAKER_02: I'm getting.
36:21
SPEAKER_02: I have not even gone on the website of Chat GBT.
36:24
SPEAKER_02: Isn't that insane?
36:25
SPEAKER_02: I've not, I I don't know.
36:27
SPEAKER_02: I don't know why like Jonathan has played with it, like um uh my my colleague Jonathan.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: And then um, and also just like other people who have talked to.
36:35
SPEAKER_02: And I feel like we're going to get submissions in the Click Tails with Chat GBT.
36:40
SPEAKER_02: It has not happened yet.
36:41
SPEAKER_04: You'll definitely see it.
36:44
SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's wrong with me.
36:45
SPEAKER_02: I just have no desire.
36:47
SPEAKER_02: I don't care.
36:47
SPEAKER_04: Well, so I use so I'm working on another degree right now.
36:51
SPEAKER_04: And in my I I'm saying this on air, but in my opinion, you know, college has just turned into a degree farm.
36:58
SPEAKER_04: I pay the money, here's your degree, you did what we wanted you to.
37:01
SPEAKER_04: And so I do the same thing just with ChatGPT.
37:04
SPEAKER_04: I use it as like instead of having to think of a prompt for myself, I ask ChatGPT what the prompt is, and then I can go from there.
37:12
SPEAKER_04: And then I knock out you know a 20-page paper without having to waste all the front-end time.
37:18
SPEAKER_02: Because editing is not so bad.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: I really like it.
37:20
SPEAKER_02: I can be in the editing mood sometimes more than the writing mood.
37:23
SPEAKER_04: For real?
37:24
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
37:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, because you can kind of like edit with the so just as your words.
37:29
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I would do that, but you need it out.
37:33
SPEAKER_04: You don't have to each their own, to each their own.
37:38
SPEAKER_04: What are we talking about?
37:39
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah.
37:39
SPEAKER_04: So chapter two.
37:40
SPEAKER_04: Round two.
37:41
SPEAKER_04: So uh we have a tie in the beginning.
37:44
SPEAKER_04: Um, easy, easy first run for Poly Shore.
37:48
SPEAKER_04: He didn't have to do much of anything.
37:51
SPEAKER_04: Uh so round two, we've zoomed out into the City View.
37:53
SPEAKER_04: Both of these characters have received a manila envelope beneath their apartment doors.
37:57
SPEAKER_04: They now know that they have 24 hours to murder the other one.
38:01
SPEAKER_04: What's gonna happen?
38:02
SPEAKER_04: So they have access to everything that makes them them except friends.
38:07
SPEAKER_04: I have an interesting argument for that.
38:09
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, Liz, guess first, what happens?
38:12
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
38:12
SPEAKER_02: Uh, I first want to say it's very strange to imagine Chucky or a little sister having an apartment with such a simple envelope.
38:23
SPEAKER_06: You gotta live somewhere.
38:24
SPEAKER_06: You see him, you see him like hobble over to the door and he like can't reach the handle.
38:33
SPEAKER_02: So in this one, because I know you were talking about like the supernatural abilities that they're both like um infinitely um able to regenerate and that sort of thing.
38:42
SPEAKER_02: And Chucky, you know, he can take a lot of stuff, you know, he can he can attack and like sneak up and stuff.
38:48
SPEAKER_02: But in this one, I think the little sister would win because now she can use her little atom gun.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: And I know you could say, well, only Adam comes from people, right?
39:01
SPEAKER_02: But like it's always like these dead, these corpses.
39:04
SPEAKER_02: And so wouldn't you think that whatever Chucky is would have the same type of life force as whatever atom like comes off these things?
39:14
SPEAKER_02: Because it's not all corpses, it's only very specific ones to get that atom.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: So I would assume maybe the little sister isn't visible now.
39:22
SPEAKER_02: She sneaks up behind Chucky, steals his atom, essentially his stealing his life force, and now she's one.
39:29
SPEAKER_04: Solid.
39:31
SPEAKER_04: Solid.
39:31
SPEAKER_04: All right, concise.
39:33
SPEAKER_04: Yes, concise.
39:34
SPEAKER_02: I need Chat GPT.
39:36
SPEAKER_04: Uh James, uh, what's Chat PT G GPT have to say about that?
39:41
SPEAKER_06: Chat GPT doesn't have shit to say about anything.
39:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I was uh I was looking at images because I was like, how do little sisters move?
39:50
SPEAKER_06: Because it's been a lot like spiders.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: Well, and they're like little little girls that are extra flexible.
39:55
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
39:56
SPEAKER_06: I was looking at it's very unsettling.
39:58
SPEAKER_04: It is incredibly unsettling.
40:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:01
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
40:02
SPEAKER_04: Have you been practicing your yoga?
40:03
SPEAKER_04: This is gonna be a demanding cosplay.
40:05
SPEAKER_02: I yoga all the time.
40:09
SPEAKER_04: Excuse me.
40:10
SPEAKER_02: So I am ready for this.
40:16
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I can do that creepy thing where if if if I was not sitting and the listeners could also see it, but you know that creepy thing where it's like uh I'm standing and then I like bend all the way over and uh on the opposite way, and then do the bridge pose in yoga, and then I like crawl with uh my hand.
40:34
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's very creepy and horrifying, and I can do that.
40:37
SPEAKER_02: I'll do that in the bridge.
40:39
SPEAKER_06: I bet you're a hit on Halloween.
40:41
SPEAKER_02: Well, we'll see.
40:42
SPEAKER_02: We'll see.
40:43
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
40:45
SPEAKER_04: The the audience will determine that.
40:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
40:48
SPEAKER_06: Fair.
40:49
SPEAKER_06: So in round two, I think it's interesting in this dynamic with just the two of them, but they also have their things.
40:59
SPEAKER_06: I feel like Chucky, because he is horror and his conflicts are one Chucky's conflicts are always one-on-one.
41:10
SPEAKER_06: It's like his that's his element.
41:16
SPEAKER_06: And I feel like the fact that Chucky can kind of stalk the little sisters, which the little sisters most of the time are just sitting not paying attention to things.
41:26
SPEAKER_06: The fact that he can kind of stalk them allows him to bring in his theme more.
41:33
SPEAKER_06: And his theme is like his theme is horror, where people die at the hands of Chucky.
41:38
SPEAKER_06: Not I don't actually think that many people, I don't think he kills that many people, uh, but people do die at the hands of Chucky.
41:45
SPEAKER_06: He dies.
41:46
SPEAKER_06: He tries, he kills some people, kills some people as a doll.
41:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, but he's also a murderer in there.
41:53
SPEAKER_06: It's really tough.
41:54
SPEAKER_06: So he gets to bring the camp in.
41:56
SPEAKER_06: So I think that he'd also get to bring in silly things, silly killings, I like to call them.
42:02
SPEAKER_06: Uh, and uh maybe like uh a trash compactor or lawnmower or or something like that, because he's always in like a house, right?
42:15
SPEAKER_04: Well, he gets to like dead by Donham then.
42:17
SPEAKER_04: Like, you know, he's got his like he's got his signature flavor.
42:22
SPEAKER_04: What were you gonna say, Elizabeth?
42:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, I was just thinking in that vein, not to overstep your thing, but in that same vein, you you know, the little sister goes into that little hole after um, you know, when she's like done or whatever, or hiding, he could disguise one of those holes and she goes inside, but it's like a you know a trash compactor or it's like one of those like thing, you know, some kind of you know, the the thing where you put in like the uh the bodies and like they split up or whatever.
42:50
SPEAKER_02: I can't remember.
42:50
SPEAKER_06: It's like a like a wood chipper.
42:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, wood chipper, yeah.
42:54
SPEAKER_02: So you could have a wood chipper in there.
42:56
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
42:58
SPEAKER_04: Anyway, well, sorry, are you I I feel like you're going you're leaning Chucky this time.
43:05
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
43:06
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
43:07
SPEAKER_02: Uh I but yeah, uh I I don't know.
43:11
SPEAKER_02: I feel like the little sister could still potentially win.
43:15
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
43:16
SPEAKER_02: But maybe if Chucky sneaks and does like sneaky things like that, then yeah.
43:20
SPEAKER_04: If he's doing the silly keys, then maybe he's Well, so well, that's where you're headed, James.
43:24
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's right.
43:25
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I like the silly killies.
43:27
SPEAKER_06: He's silly guy.
43:29
SPEAKER_06: He gets her that way, I think.
43:31
SPEAKER_06: Uh yeah.
43:33
SPEAKER_06: It's just tough because she's on her own.
43:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
43:36
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, that's that's that's like kind of the tough part about it.
43:40
SPEAKER_04: I I would make my only thing, my only thing I would add to this before we do a vote is I would add that uh big big brother, right?
43:47
SPEAKER_04: That's his name, right?
43:48
SPEAKER_04: Big daddy is a is a thing.
43:50
SPEAKER_04: Is uh is a weapon, it's it's a thing, it's not a you know, it's it's a tool, and she would get to bring him.
43:57
SPEAKER_04: Oh, you think she gets to bring him this round?
44:00
SPEAKER_02: I was assuming that that the the Big Daddy would come in the third round.
44:04
SPEAKER_04: I but like I'm wondering like you see the same thing as a screwdriver, you know?
44:08
SPEAKER_04: Can she bring him?
44:09
SPEAKER_04: Because he's that's interesting.
44:11
SPEAKER_04: That's my only thought.
44:15
SPEAKER_04: Um, that that's my only consideration is Big Daddy, does he have a sense of himself?
44:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
44:21
SPEAKER_04: And if if he's just a tool.
44:23
SPEAKER_02: I I okay, so maybe in in Bioshock 1, he is more a tool, but in Bioshock 2, you become a Big Daddy.
44:31
SPEAKER_02: And you are fighting, so then he becomes a character.
44:35
SPEAKER_04: They do have sentience.
44:37
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, so there goes my argument.
44:40
SPEAKER_04: Alright, so uh Liz, back to you.
44:42
SPEAKER_04: Final thoughts and a vote.
44:43
SPEAKER_02: I guess it's Chucky.
44:45
SPEAKER_04: James?
44:46
SPEAKER_04: Chucky.
44:48
SPEAKER_04: Alright, there goes to the Chuck Meister.
44:50
SPEAKER_04: Alright, so uh round three is going to Chucky.
44:53
SPEAKER_04: Congratulations, Mr.
44:55
SPEAKER_04: E.
44:56
SPEAKER_04: Charles.
44:57
SPEAKER_04: Charles, yeah.
44:58
SPEAKER_04: To Charles.
44:59
SPEAKER_04: Here's to Charles.
44:59
SPEAKER_04: Uh so round three, same thing as round two, except this time they get to bring a friend.
45:04
SPEAKER_04: So, Liz, guest first.
45:06
SPEAKER_04: What's gonna happen?
45:07
SPEAKER_04: Who do they bring?
45:07
SPEAKER_04: How does this go down?
45:09
SPEAKER_02: It's it's definitely the Big Daddy.
45:11
SPEAKER_02: She's bringing Big Daddy and uh maybe she's bringing other little sisters and stuff, but like it's that Big Daddy, and when that Big Daddy comes, he's just gonna squish Chucky.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: He's gonna take a full kick with his like screwdriver hand and just like destroy him.
45:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, right.
45:30
SPEAKER_02: Or squash him, whatever.
45:33
SPEAKER_06: He's a tank.
45:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
45:36
SPEAKER_06: Well, uh Elizabeth, who does Chucky bring?
45:38
SPEAKER_04: Oh, yes, yeah.
45:39
SPEAKER_04: We forgot about Chucky.
45:40
SPEAKER_04: But what about Charles?
45:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I don't know.
45:44
SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna blow your guys' fucking mind with who Chucky brings.
45:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I don't I don't know who I don't know who she he should bring.
45:49
SPEAKER_02: Maybe he should bring uh another doll.
45:52
SPEAKER_02: Uh the the Chucky Lady.
45:55
SPEAKER_06: The Bride of Chucky.
45:56
SPEAKER_04: Bride of Chucky.
45:57
SPEAKER_04: Uh uh, I can't remember her name right now.
46:00
SPEAKER_02: But yeah, yeah, that one he brings he brings Chucky Lady because the reason why that would be a benefit is that now there's two of him essentially, and if they're both on the same side, Big Daddy is slow.
46:15
SPEAKER_02: He can really only focus on one character at the same time.
46:18
SPEAKER_02: And so as long as he's focusing on one, the other one can come around and just like destroy him in another way, like you know, just put him in like too long.
46:27
SPEAKER_06: Big daddy's walking around and then just like you see you see this blonde woman doll pop up on his back and go like this with a knife.
46:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, or like it doesn't even they don't even need to focus on Big Daddy because if one is just distracting Big Daddy, then Shecky can come in and just kill the little sister.
46:44
SPEAKER_04: Good points, good solid points, uh James.
46:48
SPEAKER_06: I think that the little sister brings Big Daddy.
46:51
SPEAKER_06: Does does the little sister bring Big Daddy player character?
46:55
SPEAKER_06: Because player character big daddy gets a lot of buffs.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's true.
47:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like powers and stuff.
47:04
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, that's that's pretty intense.
47:07
SPEAKER_06: But I do think oh yeah, electricity, absolutely, all the plasma stuff.
47:12
SPEAKER_06: Um, I would say that Chucky should bring Megan from the Megan movie, much more potent, more powerful.
47:24
SPEAKER_06: She's she's pretty powerful.
47:26
SPEAKER_06: I I honestly wish they would have done more with her, uh, because they did have her do some crazy things.
47:32
SPEAKER_06: Uh, but she could she could dismantle the little sister, no problem.
47:38
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, big daddy player character, I don't think I'm not so sure.
47:43
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, big daddy player character would be pretty tough.
47:46
SPEAKER_04: Which is a solid pull, solid pull.
47:49
SPEAKER_04: Just like I think she she could take out the main character, but can't you?
47:52
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you got a good point there.
47:55
SPEAKER_04: I I would say on on my end here, so the the thing that people forget about the first Chucky is we see who Chucky was before he became Chucky, right?
48:07
SPEAKER_04: Right?
48:07
SPEAKER_04: And he's fucking worm tongue from Lord of the Rings.
48:12
SPEAKER_06: Oh, is he?
48:13
SPEAKER_06: I didn't know that.
48:15
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, so Chucky's bringing worm tongue.
48:18
SPEAKER_06: Well, or Sauron.
48:21
SPEAKER_03: You know, whoever he's in the mood for.
48:23
SPEAKER_06: Worm tongue is pretty useless.
48:25
SPEAKER_06: I'd say that I said sure, great word.
48:28
SPEAKER_04: Not he is not useless if you've played the Lord of the Rings battlefront game, where he is capable of a sneak attack that murders like fucking everyone.
48:40
SPEAKER_04: Really?
48:41
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
48:41
SPEAKER_04: And then I would say on the little sister side, Big Daddy's cool and all, but she's also part of 2K.
48:48
SPEAKER_04: And you know who else is part of 2K?
48:50
SPEAKER_04: John Cena.
48:55
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, um, and so uh I I would, you know, I see a battle here between Wormtongue and John Cena, in which case worm tongue is fucked.
49:06
SPEAKER_04: Unless he manages to poison his mind, and John Cena gets super fucking old and he's just sitting there feeling like everyone is against him, and then he kills little sister.
49:18
SPEAKER_02: That would be how yeah, he just he destroys his own friend.
49:23
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
49:24
SPEAKER_04: And and so if it gets that wild, I don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
49:28
SPEAKER_04: So back to you, Liz.
49:32
SPEAKER_04: Final thoughts and a vote.
49:34
SPEAKER_02: I really, really, really like the little sister more than Checky.
49:38
SPEAKER_02: I really want her to win.
49:39
SPEAKER_02: I I love the Bioshock games.
49:41
SPEAKER_02: I play them.
49:42
SPEAKER_02: You're gonna do them both, so who cares?
49:44
SPEAKER_00: No, I know.
49:45
SPEAKER_04: These are both endorsements for you.
49:50
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I but I really want little sister to win.
49:53
SPEAKER_02: She's not going to win.
49:55
SPEAKER_02: It's it's gonna be Chucky.
49:58
SPEAKER_02: I and unless it's in a very small situation, there's very certain situations that it would not be Chucky, it'd be little sister.
50:03
SPEAKER_02: It would be the player character is Big Daddy, maybe John Cena.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
50:08
SPEAKER_02: Like this wild thread, I don't know, but like and worm tongue's there.
50:12
SPEAKER_02: I'm crazy, but I feel like it would just be more likely it would be Chucky who win.
50:21
SPEAKER_04: James.
50:22
SPEAKER_04: Remember Wormtongue.
50:24
SPEAKER_06: I sure I think that I think little sister with the Big Daddy combo is going to prevail, even with the strength of Megan.
50:37
SPEAKER_07: Okay.
50:38
SPEAKER_06: Or worm tongue.
50:40
SPEAKER_06: I think that I think that uh I think the Big Daddy player character just has a lot of magic in his arsenal, essentially.
50:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna choose the uh little sister then too, because I really want her to win.
50:55
SPEAKER_02: So violent.
51:00
SPEAKER_04: So I I think Little Sister's bringing John Cena.
51:04
SPEAKER_04: I think that uh Chucky's bringing Wormtongue.
51:07
SPEAKER_04: And Wormtongue Wormtongue is going to talk Chucky into this catatonic state where Lyd leeches life force, slowly leeching his life force, and then John Cena is just gonna fucking bring it, you know, hand in front of the face, just taking people out.
51:30
SPEAKER_04: He does have the power, he also has a power of invisibility.
51:33
SPEAKER_04: It's gonna bring the WWE back into prominence.
51:40
SPEAKER_04: Yep, yep.
51:41
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you know, Triple H is gonna show up.
51:43
SPEAKER_04: Um, it's gonna be fucking wild.
51:45
SPEAKER_04: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
51:48
SPEAKER_04: And I think uh John Cena, I mean Little Sister.
51:52
SPEAKER_04: Or final thought, uh, Little Sister is gonna bring this is gonna be a really fucking wild reference.
52:00
SPEAKER_04: That's because Cry Little Sister was the main song from fucking the vampire movie with uh Keith for Sutherland.
52:08
SPEAKER_06: Too deep already.
52:09
SPEAKER_04: No, no, she's gonna bring the saxophone player from that vampire movie.
52:15
SPEAKER_01: I saw him! I saw him in person at the the horror.
52:18
SPEAKER_01: There was the in Vegas.
52:20
SPEAKER_01: I saw him.
52:20
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
52:21
SPEAKER_04: Because Cry Little Sister, that's her fucking name.
52:24
SPEAKER_04: She gets to bring the saxophone player from Lost Boys, obviously, not Kiefer Sutherland.
52:32
SPEAKER_04: Uh and that saxophone player is just gonna fucking bring it home.
52:35
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, and uh yeah, so congratul because you both voted for Little Sister.
52:40
SPEAKER_04: My vote, of course, is Little Sister, and I could bring whoever the fuck I want.
52:45
SPEAKER_04: So congratulations, Mrs.
52:47
SPEAKER_04: Sister, Miss Sister.
52:48
SPEAKER_04: I apologize.
52:49
SPEAKER_04: She's not married.
52:50
SPEAKER_04: Um, you're much too young for that.
52:54
SPEAKER_04: Not in Kentucky.
52:56
SPEAKER_04: Oh god.
52:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh god.
53:00
SPEAKER_06: Yay, our country is just terrible.
53:04
SPEAKER_06: Wow.
53:05
SPEAKER_04: But our missiles are so good.
53:07
SPEAKER_04: But anyway, so congratulations, Miss Sister, and John Cena.
53:12
SPEAKER_04: Yes.
53:13
SPEAKER_04: You've taken it home.
53:15
SPEAKER_04: So hey, Liz, thank you so much for coming back on this whatever the fuck you want to call this nonsense.
53:22
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah.
53:23
SPEAKER_04: Here's to you.
53:24
SPEAKER_04: Cheers.
53:24
SPEAKER_02: Here's to you guys.
53:25
SPEAKER_02: I love you guys.
53:27
SPEAKER_04: Well, thank you so much.
53:29
SPEAKER_04: And I love John Cena.
53:31
SPEAKER_06: Uh so love you too.
53:33
SPEAKER_06: We're gonna be looking out for those cosplays.
53:35
SPEAKER_06: That's gonna be fun.
53:36
SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's gonna be fun.
53:38
SPEAKER_02: And um, ooh, you know what I'm gonna do?
53:40
SPEAKER_02: Because I have your lovely, lovely, sh, lovely shot glass.
53:44
SPEAKER_02: And so maybe I should do a cosplay with the shot glass.
53:47
SPEAKER_04: That would be fucking sweet.
53:49
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, that hey, there we go.
53:51
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, no, so because like we like I have a like a silent competition, like that I because I track all of the guests that you know come on and track is track is such a nice way to put it.
54:04
SPEAKER_01: Uh it's more like violence talking.
54:07
SPEAKER_01: Why is this person not doing this?
54:10
SPEAKER_04: Well, I I I watch to see how many viewers a person brings in.
54:15
SPEAKER_04: And so, like, let's see if you could win.
54:17
SPEAKER_04: Uh, you know, that's that's let's see if you could pull that off.
54:20
SPEAKER_04: Uh, right now, like James is pretty fucking wild.
54:23
SPEAKER_04: It goes to comedian Reese Merritt, who pulls in the most viewers.
54:28
SPEAKER_04: So let's uh let maybe Liz will fucking dethrone him, you know, worm tongue style and see how it goes.
54:37
SPEAKER_04: I don't think Reese could stand up to cosplay.
54:40
SPEAKER_04: I don't think so either.
54:41
SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
54:42
SPEAKER_04: We'll see how he goes.
54:43
SPEAKER_04: So again, thank you so much for being with us.
54:46
SPEAKER_04: It was great having you on as usual.
54:48
SPEAKER_04: John, you sack it.
54:49
SPEAKER_04: Hopefully, you'll be on eventually, too.
54:53
SPEAKER_03: Liz said she'll get done with me.
54:55
SPEAKER_03: So I was talking to you and you stopped replying.
54:59
unknown: What?
55:00
SPEAKER_05: Me?
55:01
SPEAKER_03: Yes, you.
55:02
SPEAKER_03: Oh you just told me to talk to Liz.
55:04
SPEAKER_05: No, because I'm look.
55:06
SPEAKER_05: Okay, look at her.
55:09
SPEAKER_05: Look at me.
55:10
SPEAKER_05: I know who you guys want on the show.
55:11
SPEAKER_05: I know who I'm gonna do.
55:12
SPEAKER_05: This is an audio medium.
55:15
SPEAKER_05: I was talking to you.
55:16
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it's just an audio medium.
55:19
SPEAKER_05: No one knows what she looks like.
55:21
SPEAKER_05: You know how many people reached out to me when Liz disappeared and they're like, oh no, she blocked me, there's something wrong.
55:26
SPEAKER_05: I was like, oh, you don't know.
55:27
SPEAKER_05: I didn't block anybody.
55:28
SPEAKER_05: Nobody wants to talk to me.
55:29
SPEAKER_05: They just want to find out what happened to her.
55:31
SPEAKER_03: I was straight up trying to get you on the show, brother.
55:33
SPEAKER_03: Damn.
55:34
SPEAKER_05: I will come back on the show.
55:35
SPEAKER_06: I appreciate that.
55:37
SPEAKER_06: The drama continues on Instagram.
55:39
SPEAKER_06: Plug those socials one more time.
55:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we got a social for us.
55:42
SPEAKER_03: You want to plug?
55:44
SPEAKER_02: Go find me and find my cosplays.
55:47
SPEAKER_02: At Elizabeth Suggs Author.
55:49
SPEAKER_02: So it's S-U-G-G-S, you know, like Uggs, but with an S.
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SPEAKER_05: You should plug your Patreon too.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I have a Patreon too.
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SPEAKER_02: Uh it's also Elizabeth Suggs author, I think.
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SPEAKER_02: So yeah.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, we had one of those for a little while, and then we're like, oh, that's enough of that.
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SPEAKER_04: That's just like way too much work.
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SPEAKER_04: Fuck that.
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SPEAKER_04: We were making money too, but not enough to care.
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SPEAKER_04: Um, so uh people who supported us.
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SPEAKER_04: Yeah, thanks guys who supported us, especially that one who was like paying$50 a month.
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SPEAKER_04: We really appreciate you too.
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SPEAKER_04: So all right, and and hopefully we'll see John in some sexy chucky outfits too.
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SPEAKER_04: Woohoo! Let's begin.
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SPEAKER_05: I like to make a video, but I don't like the beam.
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SPEAKER_04: Of course you do, you bastard.
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SPEAKER_04: Well, hey, again, thank you so much for being on.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh, it's a pleasure as always.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh, everyone, thank you so much for listening.
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SPEAKER_04: You could if you found if you're listening to this, you fucking found us, so I'm not gonna repeat it.
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SPEAKER_04: Uh bye.
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SPEAKER_04: Bye.