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1033 - BONUS-Seeking Sister Wife (s6e1) You're No Longer in Brazil, Dorothy with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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Speaker 1: Hey, y'all enjoyed this bonus episode of Seeking Sister Wife.
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Speaker 1: If you want to hear the rest of the recaps,
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Speaker 1: This show is on the ten dollars level, so enjoy
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Speaker 1: episode one and then head over to pink Shade Prime
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Speaker 1: to get the rest of the episodes. Thanks. Hey, everybody,
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Speaker 1: welcome to pink Shade Prime. It's Mary Paine here. It
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Speaker 1: is TLC Tuesday. But we got a new show. Who DISO?
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Speaker 1: I need a more excited reaction from you?
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Speaker 2: New show?
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Speaker 1: Who dis? Oh? My god? It okay?
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Speaker 2: Well, just says jumble you in the house.
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Speaker 1: That's right. It's not south By Southwest. It's ssw woo
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Speaker 1: poo poo poo poo poop to do. I have a
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Speaker 1: fun sound on the soundboard for it.
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Speaker 2: I'm lying into a new season.
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Speaker 1: I've got a good sound for it. You ready.
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Speaker 2: I guess the one thing that I have hesitation of
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Speaker 2: his I think he's gay.
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Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah. We'll just we'll give you a little
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Speaker 1: give you a little Ethan Blath and you can figure
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Speaker 1: out who we're talking about.
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Speaker 2: I can't believe you gave me that couple. This is
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Speaker 2: gonna be so hard to do. Okay, let's do this.
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you what when I go through to
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Speaker 1: I literally go through what TLC has sent me with
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Speaker 1: two couples we know, and I gave you an old one.
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Speaker 1: I gave me an old one, and then the rest
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Speaker 1: I just divide up. I had not seen one minute
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Speaker 1: of a clip or anything. And boy, oh boy, am
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Speaker 1: I glad, my glad. I'm real glad about my decision
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Speaker 1: on that one. Okay, all right, Well we're not going
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Speaker 1: to start with them, all right. This is Seeking Sister Wife,
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Speaker 1: season six, episode one. You're no longer in Brazil, Dorothy,
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Speaker 1: So are we again getting titles, quotes and movies like
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Speaker 1: we're getting on the other way?
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe I'm excited to try to figure it out.
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Speaker 2: And also that lady had no idea what Danielle was
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Speaker 2: talking about.
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Speaker 1: No, for the last year, I don't think they've had
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Speaker 1: any idea what Daniel's saw.
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Speaker 2: I mean, what anybody is saying.
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Speaker 1: Nobody speaks the same language. Now for the third woman
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Speaker 1: they've tried to recruit from Brazil, you think they would
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Speaker 1: have learned some.
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Speaker 2: Phrases, right, or just maybe don't go to Brazil. You
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Speaker 2: don't have the best luck there, but that's what God
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Speaker 2: wants him. Some brazil who to nanny. I forgot what
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Speaker 2: the word was, like poo tang, that's not right, that is.
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Speaker 1: That that is that's one word for one word for it.
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Speaker 1: And then nanny is what.
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Speaker 2: You're trying to say, nanny. Yeah, yeah, either way for
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Speaker 2: starting off, that's what God wants for him.
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Speaker 1: That's what God wants for him.
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Speaker 2: How dare we question what God wants for him?
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Speaker 1: God told him in the garage mm hmm. And the
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Speaker 1: way you will make your wife miserable, you will emotionally
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Speaker 1: traumatize her on national TV.
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Speaker 2: And you will get Brazil poot nanny. And he said,
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Speaker 2: go forth, my son, into Brazil, the land of poot
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Speaker 2: to nanny. And he said, okay, God, I'll do what
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Speaker 2: I'm called to do. That is my burden on this planet.
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Speaker 1: It's a burden, all right. He's a burden. He is
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Speaker 1: not playing with the full deck. He is so dumb.
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Speaker 2: No, he's so it's it's wild. There's nothing behind those eyes.
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Speaker 1: No. And you notice when he talks glossy Danielle like
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Speaker 1: finishes his sentence, because yes, he just is like he
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Speaker 1: just he just can't quite synapses, don't. Yeah, but once
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Speaker 1: once again, this is the guy that everybody needs a conservatorship.
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Speaker 2: Can we get a conservatorship for him? Oh?
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Speaker 1: I needed conservatisip for her.
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Speaker 2: But listen, sometimes I think the producers are watching their
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Speaker 2: interviews and they're talking to them, and they're just like,
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Speaker 2: is this ethical? Like are we taking advantage of this simple,
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Speaker 2: simple man?
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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. He obviously does very well in
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Speaker 1: his construction business. Now he They said a long time
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Speaker 1: ago that they were moving to Arizona because of Garrick's migraines.
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Speaker 1: He had to get out of that high altitude and
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Speaker 1: go to a lower altitude and go to Arizona. Okay,
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Speaker 1: And perhaps that will happen this season. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: But they are clearly still in this house.
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Speaker 2: Hmmm. Interesting that they built.
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Speaker 1: For a little wife. But small wife, but she never came. Yeah, bitch, bitch,
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Speaker 1: she listened. Good for you. Okay, Well, let's don't start
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Speaker 1: with them. Let's start with the new couple. This is
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Speaker 1: the Parlata family. This is Danny and Yessel. Yessel is hot. Oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: I find him hot.
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Speaker 2: They're a good looking couple.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they are I mean she's also hot, but he's
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Speaker 1: very hot. So yeah, we start off with them, and
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Speaker 1: there we don't know them, you know, with the brand
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Speaker 1: new and they're in a self defense class. They explained
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Speaker 1: they met via friend at somebody's wedding. He thought she
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Speaker 1: was beautiful and he thought, right when he saw her,
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take her home tonight. And uh, she says,
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Speaker 1: we hit it off right away, and I guess they
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Speaker 1: were dancing and he bit her shoulder. Yeah, and she said,
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Speaker 1: do it one more time and we're leaving, and so
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Speaker 1: he did it, and so they left again, left together.
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Speaker 2: Oh boy, oh boy, this is how a smarty story
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Speaker 2: you want to tell on TV.
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Speaker 1: To and your children to hear. And then we see
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Speaker 1: more than one picture of him with the giant tongue
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Speaker 1: licking her, licking her forehead, looking this side of her face.
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Speaker 2: And they are a mouthy couple.
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Speaker 1: They're a hot and sexy, mouthy couple. So they've been
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Speaker 1: married almost five years. They have four kids now, his
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Speaker 1: oldest two. Now, he says, my oldest two. This is
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Speaker 1: what he says, verbati. I want you to remember this
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Speaker 1: my oldest too. Jelina and Brady are from a past relationship.
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, he says from a past relationship. Interesting, Okay,
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Speaker 1: watched it twice, rewound it made sure.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what he said.
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Speaker 1: And they have two to get other, Jackson and Alex
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Speaker 1: and their marriage has always been traditional until about a
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Speaker 1: year and a half ago. He travels a lot internationally
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Speaker 1: and she's at home alone, working and taking care of
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Speaker 1: the kids full time. To me, I'm like, okay, you
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Speaker 1: don't need a sister wife. You need a nanny or
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Speaker 1: like a little old hair.
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Speaker 2: You don't just pay for a nanny on.
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Speaker 1: You need a sister wife so that when he comes
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Speaker 1: home he has to deal with two women instead of one. Right,
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Speaker 1: it says nothing makes sense here.
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Speaker 2: They all want companionship that doesn't exist. I get to
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Speaker 2: see the companionship.
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Speaker 1: Maybe that okay, you're there.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. They look actually like a Twilight type couple, like
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Speaker 2: maybe she's a vampire and he's a werewolf or something.
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Speaker 1: She looks a little more badass in this picture than
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Speaker 1: she does in real life.
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Speaker 2: His hand is huge.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you he's got something.
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Speaker 2: That hand is her. It covers her whole head.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, I bet he could just palm her whole face.
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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but uh.
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Speaker 1: He made a PowerPoint presentation to show her why they
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Speaker 1: should do it. Okay, so here's the power If you're
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Speaker 1: not watching on YouTube, I'll read it to you. Here's
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Speaker 1: the PowerPoint presentation. The pros of having a sister wife
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Speaker 1: are a bigger family, more connection, more love. If you
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Speaker 1: put two exclamation points, you really drive that point home.
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Speaker 1: Lower chances of getting bored. M.
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Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
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Speaker 1: Sharing the duties, your physical and emotional needs will be
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Speaker 1: met by another person. Financial security. You know, you're assuming
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Speaker 1: this third person coming in.
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Speaker 2: Is at a job and is going to raise the
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Speaker 2: children and.
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Speaker 1: Bring some cash. And a sister wife would encourage hard
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Speaker 1: work and healthy competition.
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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's wrong.
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Speaker 1: No, the cons are it can create conflict.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's jealousy does best jealousy?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Sharing, Yeah, these are cons cons. Also, their family
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Speaker 1: may not understand. Yeah, could also be viewed as wrong, right,
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Speaker 1: uh huh. And we may clash with bringing someone in
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Speaker 1: if our views don't align. Well okay, okay, all of
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Speaker 1: these he made really good bullet points. But then here
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Speaker 1: at the end he gave you a full sentence. But
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Speaker 1: it should just been it should have just been views
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Speaker 1: don't align could have been a con there. Yeah, so
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Speaker 1: this is what they're saying, and she's not on board
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Speaker 1: with this. She does not want to do this. She
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Speaker 1: wants to get a nanny.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: M So he says, you know, it would be a
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Speaker 1: tremendous support to them if they had this other person.
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Speaker 1: It would give them comfort and emotional support and a
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Speaker 1: bond with another person.
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Speaker 2: Just wants a new lady to lick.
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Speaker 1: That's all you're so right, a new lady's to lick
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Speaker 1: and he wants to get permission to do it.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 1: So, as they're in the self defense class, he says
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Speaker 1: to her, you know, the self defense is going to
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Speaker 1: be great for when I'm gone. Are you planning on
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Speaker 1: people coming into the home and attacking her? Like what
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Speaker 1: do you mean? Like because normally you're just with her
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Speaker 1: all the time, Like, what do you mean the self
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Speaker 1: defense will be great for when I'm gone.
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Speaker 2: He's hired someone to break into the house and murder
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Speaker 2: her like a dateline, but he's doing the self defense
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Speaker 2: class so that it looks like he cares and would
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Speaker 2: never do that.
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Speaker 1: Well, it could be, but I'm like, it's just to
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Speaker 1: say she was walking to target. If you were in
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Speaker 1: town and just at home. Rather if you were walking
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Speaker 1: in the parking lot at Target and you're in wherever
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Speaker 1: the hell you're going for whatever reason, get a wife
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Speaker 1: over there. Don't even tell her about it, Like, just
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Speaker 1: do that.
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Speaker 2: Just do a second family.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody ever finds that out, so he says, But
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Speaker 1: he said, but you know, hey, I understand I'm teaching
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Speaker 1: you self defense. But most importantly, we got to keep
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Speaker 1: on our search for a sister wife. You know what
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Speaker 1: I've been I've been looking, I've been dabbling. And she
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Speaker 1: reminds him that he did this before, went looking without her,
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Speaker 1: and he went zero to one hundred, but she's more
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Speaker 1: like zero to fifty, and she was very left out
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Speaker 1: and not involved. Yeah, in fact, they thought about this,
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Speaker 1: like have you watched.
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Speaker 2: The show, because every single couple goes through this, and
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Speaker 2: it's always better if the woman leads the way and
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Speaker 2: yeah sets the pace, Like, yeah, learn from these previous
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Speaker 2: people on this show.
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Speaker 1: Because when the guy married somebody on.
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Speaker 2: A national TV for your service and you're not taking advantage.
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Speaker 1: Look for the previous five seasons. So she says, he
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Speaker 1: formed a bond with a woman. It was like a
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Speaker 1: high school friend or something, and I wasn't given an
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Speaker 1: opportunity to be there, be involved, and it was hard
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Speaker 1: on me, and it still is that he did that,
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Speaker 1: and she cries about it, and she says, you know,
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Speaker 1: I worry about things going sideways, but at that time
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Speaker 1: we realized we went about it the wrong way and
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Speaker 1: we grew stronger because of it. But I don't want
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Speaker 1: to test the integrity of what we've rebuilt. And then
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Speaker 1: she says to him, oh, yeah, i'd like to be
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Speaker 1: present during the window shopping. He's like, okay, yeah, my bad,
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Speaker 1: my bad. We almost broke up over it, but let
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Speaker 1: me Okay, my bad.
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Speaker 2: That's a huge misstep. But she just lets him off
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Speaker 2: the hook.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Now Leah comes over. Leah is the mother of Jessel's
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Speaker 1: eight year old son. Now, earlier he said my two
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Speaker 1: kids are from a past relationship, but in fact, his
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Speaker 1: two kids are from two past relationships, unless Leah just
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Speaker 1: doesn't claim the daughter, which so who's the mother of
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Speaker 1: Jelina his other child?
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Speaker 2: Well, that's what I was wondering, like did he adopt
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Speaker 2: that one when he was with Leah?
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Speaker 1: But but she would have said my two.
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Speaker 2: He doesn't consider it.
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Speaker 1: No, she would have said my when my two children
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Speaker 1: are over here.
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Speaker 2: So he must have misspoke or the show has decided
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Speaker 2: to pretend that only Leah exists because they don't have
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Speaker 2: clearance from the other mom. She doesn't want to be
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Speaker 2: on the show.
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Speaker 1: Okay, but he could have said I have two kids
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Speaker 1: from past relationships.
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Speaker 2: Right, yeah, no, he could have. It's seems like they're lying.
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Speaker 1: Yes, sure does, sure does. But anyway, it's cool because
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Speaker 1: Leah and his wife Danny are very close. And it
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Speaker 1: seems like when he got together with Danny, Leah was
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Speaker 1: I mean, the baby was pretty young. She goes, I
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Speaker 1: knew he had a young child, no mention of the
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Speaker 1: other child. I knew he had a young child. And
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Speaker 1: she says, and honestly, his relationship with Leah is really
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Speaker 1: good because of me, you know. And she is very
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Speaker 1: very close with Leah. And she goes, she says, I
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Speaker 1: really like for Leah to be our sister wife. And
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Speaker 1: he's like a negative no. Yeah, although it seems like, okay, well.
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Speaker 2: He doesn't like her, and that's crucial.
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Speaker 1: Well is it, because it's all about when he's out
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Speaker 1: of down.
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Speaker 2: That's true. It is all about the it's supposed to
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Speaker 2: be all about what the women want and to support
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Speaker 2: the women, and.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right makes no sense. So Leah says, yeah, when
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Speaker 1: I find out found out they were thinking about this,
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Speaker 1: I thought that that's crazy. That's crazy. And if he
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Speaker 1: would have asked me when I was with him, I
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Speaker 1: don't know. I would have hit him in head in
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Speaker 1: the head with a frying pan or and post some
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Speaker 1: sort of physical violence on him. And my concern is
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Speaker 1: my son is over there, and what about my son?
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Speaker 1: Will he be confused? Will he be happy? And what
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Speaker 1: if I don't like this person? So yeah, all valid points.
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Speaker 1: So Danny goes, yeah, you know what he did. He
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Speaker 1: went looking at apps on his own again. And Leah goes, oh,
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Speaker 1: he did that last sight. Is that triggering for you?
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Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, it was triggering, and she goes for me,
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Speaker 1: I know, and he goes she goes, yeah, I thought,
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Speaker 1: you know, enough time had passed and I was feeling
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Speaker 1: more secure in it. And then he does this, and
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Speaker 1: Leah goes, but what are the rules? Okay, what if
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Speaker 1: you find somebody and one of you likes the person
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Speaker 1: and the other one does not. And she goes, well,
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Speaker 1: I have said. The one thing is I have to
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Speaker 1: meet the woman first without him, and that's what, like
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Speaker 1: you've said, like that always is what works best. And
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Speaker 1: Leah says, are you sure you actually are ready to
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Speaker 1: try this again? And she goes, no, I'm really not.
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Speaker 1: I'm really not sure, and Liah says, well, this is
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Speaker 1: the kind of thing that could ruin a marriage, and
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Speaker 1: Danny goes, I know, yeah, yeah, you guys, are they
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Speaker 1: going to end up this season like we've decided it's
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Speaker 1: not a good idea. Yeah, that's what's going to happen.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's just not into it at all.
16:26
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Speaker 1: For me, it's breakfast. I'm always trying to figure out
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16:35
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Speaker 1: time now, all right, Camberly, It's your time to shine,
17:52
Speaker 1: because guess what is time for the Williamson Family, New Ross, Indiana,
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Speaker 1: Reese and Billie Jean. Are you ready? Yes? Do you
18:05
Speaker 1: see this quote here? Matt mar of Reality Gaze gave
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Speaker 1: me this quote. I reached out to my best gay source.
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Speaker 1: My best gay source is my best too.
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Speaker 2: I almost texted him and said, I just need to
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Speaker 2: know from a gay man's perspective.
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Speaker 1: Matt's quote is, and I've asked him twice, is it
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Speaker 1: okay if I say that you said this? And he said,
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Speaker 1: I encourage you to post that I said this, And
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Speaker 1: the quote is, he is a dick sucking design in
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Speaker 1: my wife's clothes, fruitcake eating friend of Dorothy's. That's Matt's
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Speaker 1: quote about Reese.
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Speaker 2: Also, his hands are permanently in jazz hands, like I
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Speaker 2: don't know how if he was born that way and
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Speaker 2: there's some sort of dexterity issue, but he's perpetually jazz hand.
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Speaker 2: They're in jazz hands in their hero shot, but they
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Speaker 2: just do the jazz hands at Danner. I don't know
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Speaker 2: how he holds a fork, but he is always in
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Speaker 2: jazz hands.
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. He'd be a real fun dad,
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Speaker 1: real fundad.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sure, yes, I could see it would annoy
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Speaker 2: the crap out of me. Somebody needs on all the time. Oh,
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Speaker 2: thank you.
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Speaker 1: Listen, I'm glad that he brought it up. Yeah, not
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Speaker 1: right away, but they did bring it up later, and
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Speaker 1: even his best friend is like, yeah, no.
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Speaker 2: It was shocking. And I kept going, are they gonna
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Speaker 2: are they gonna say? Say?
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Speaker 1: Am I?
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Speaker 2: Am I? Am I the only one who sees this? Like,
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Speaker 2: do you guys see I was talking to invisible people
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Speaker 2: in my house. Do you guys see? Am I crazy?
19:52
Speaker 2: Am I in the Twilight Zone? It's just like that
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Speaker 2: Twilight Zone where I have a pig nose and everybody
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Speaker 2: else doesn't have a pig nose? What's happening here? It
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Speaker 2: clearly gay?
20:01
Speaker 1: Right?
20:02
Speaker 2: This was me talking to myself.
20:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I saw it, and because I never pre
20:07
Speaker 1: watch anything, I like to just go with it as
20:09
Speaker 1: I see it, and I kept rewinding it, same as
20:14
Speaker 1: you going. I meant something at the beginning where they
20:18
Speaker 1: said that this is the marriage that they have, the
20:21
Speaker 1: marriage that agreed upon? Did I miss it?
20:25
Speaker 2: I thought maybe perhaps they canceled Seeking Brother Husband and
20:29
Speaker 2: they were merging the two shows, so they were gonna
20:31
Speaker 2: have some couples that were actually seeking a husband.
20:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so go ahead and let's talk about the
20:39
Speaker 1: Williams of the family. Kimberly.
20:41
Speaker 2: So we hear a man with its he's clearly in
20:45
Speaker 2: the shower. I am the very model love of modern
20:48
Speaker 2: major general singing the whole song in the shower.
20:52
Speaker 1: Thank you.
20:53
Speaker 2: Camera is in the shower with him. And then they're
20:57
Speaker 2: in the kitchen and there are chickens walking around a
21:02
Speaker 2: La Reina from ninety day Fiance and one of them
21:06
Speaker 2: is pecking at a tomato on the kitchen floor. Yeah,
21:13
Speaker 2: just a wet, wet tomatosten it up on the kitchen floor.
21:20
Speaker 1: It was a mess in there. It was a mess
21:22
Speaker 1: in there.
21:23
Speaker 2: He says to the rooster, Hey, Papa, where's your other
21:28
Speaker 2: sister wife? Because it's one man and multiple lady chickens.
21:35
Speaker 2: So he is Reese spelled insanely. It's like that people
21:40
Speaker 2: just took letters put them in there. It's almost all
21:45
Speaker 2: vowels R E, I s E correctese. She is Billy
21:52
Speaker 2: Jean a Lah, not my lover, and she cannot be
21:56
Speaker 2: his lover because there's no way he's into So they
22:02
Speaker 2: have two babies in high chairs. Twins.
22:06
Speaker 1: I'm thinking twins. I think they they talk about IVF.
22:10
Speaker 1: So I think these are twins. It wasn't clear, but
22:13
Speaker 1: I think they're twins. They seem to be the same size.
22:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so he's making fart noises for the babies
22:19
Speaker 2: to laugh, like you said, fun dad. He says they're
22:24
Speaker 2: a little bit country and we see a mailbox that
22:26
Speaker 2: looks like a pig and they have two kids, two dogs,
22:29
Speaker 2: three cats, chickens and they're seeking a for why and
22:41
Speaker 2: then one of the chickens jumps on the kitchen counter.
22:45
Speaker 2: No animals, that's nasty.
22:51
Speaker 1: It's gross because chickens poop everywhere all the time. Yes,
22:56
Speaker 1: so they I just they're slipping the slide and all
22:58
Speaker 1: over that kitchen and the chicken poo. But then mashed
23:00
Speaker 1: up tomatoes and baby's throwing stuff on the floor. At
23:03
Speaker 1: one point she just puts like a cracked egg on
23:06
Speaker 1: the floor. It was like, I know, you want to
23:07
Speaker 1: eat it.
23:08
Speaker 2: She feeds the chickens egg shells.
23:11
Speaker 1: It made no sense to me.
23:13
Speaker 2: Is that something you do? Isn't that like gross?
23:16
Speaker 1: Is it like feeding me my own placisa? I don't know,
23:20
Speaker 1: I don't know.
23:20
Speaker 2: It seems cannibalistic. So he it's very animated. Nice, Okay,
23:28
Speaker 2: dot dot animated and then that's when I was like,
23:32
Speaker 2: what's happening. So they've been married for four years, but
23:36
Speaker 2: they've known each other since middle school when they met
23:39
Speaker 2: in So Quiet. So he says he was the star
23:49
Speaker 2: of the show and she was on the stage crew. Yes,
23:56
Speaker 2: she would help him get dressed backstage. And she's been
24:01
Speaker 2: undressing me for a long time.
24:03
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Saucy.
24:06
Speaker 2: In their late twenties, they reconnected and she was smitten
24:10
Speaker 2: with him.
24:12
Speaker 1: Him.
24:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was super funny. And then he goes, what's
24:20
Speaker 2: a hook in the So easy and she's like, yeah,
24:25
Speaker 2: I reeled him in.
24:27
Speaker 1: She looked over it because she didn't realize the joke
24:29
Speaker 1: was happening because he was over there doing it. And
24:31
Speaker 1: she's like, oh that, oh oh yeah really.
24:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, you snagged a really straight man. Good for you.
24:39
Speaker 2: So the idea for polyamory came from.
24:43
Speaker 1: Her, always does always.
24:49
Speaker 2: They used IVF to get pregnant because she has bum
24:52
Speaker 2: eggs and a friend donated her eggs and that made
24:57
Speaker 2: them think, well, we really want a big family. Keep
25:00
Speaker 2: doing IVF where we can have another wife. She says,
25:06
Speaker 2: it's really hard to find a good guy, and I
25:10
Speaker 2: found one and I'm willing to share him with someone
25:13
Speaker 2: who also wants a good man who will be there.
25:17
Speaker 2: We have a lot of love in our family.
25:20
Speaker 1: Okay, that's the man you want, that's the man.
25:24
Speaker 2: You want to share. Do you want to share? Or
25:26
Speaker 2: do you want to get rid of him for half
25:27
Speaker 2: the week?
25:32
Speaker 1: Continue?
25:33
Speaker 2: Its? Is it that it is hard to find a
25:35
Speaker 2: good man who will be there. It's even harder to
25:39
Speaker 2: find one who also wants to have sex with you.
25:41
Speaker 1: That's right.
25:42
Speaker 2: So she has been pushing it for several years and
25:46
Speaker 2: he has been like ew vagina, but he's now finally
25:50
Speaker 2: considering it. They wonder they should if they should start
25:54
Speaker 2: on an app because they live in a very small
25:57
Speaker 2: country town, so they're going to have to go far
25:59
Speaker 2: and wide to find someone who wants to marry him.
26:02
Speaker 2: They're very new into this. They don't really know what
26:04
Speaker 2: they're doing. They haven't discussed rules or anything like that.
26:08
Speaker 2: She's like, there are no rules. I don't know.
26:11
Speaker 1: I really don't I really don't care. He's got to
26:14
Speaker 1: stop singing those show tunes in the kitchen. I'm exactly
26:17
Speaker 1: trying to get my chickens to mate.
26:19
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then she says, I'm comfortable with him going
26:23
Speaker 2: out on dates alone because I know that he doesn't
26:27
Speaker 2: want to have sex with these ladies. She's like, I
26:30
Speaker 2: don't won't have jealousy or anything. I'm fine with him
26:34
Speaker 2: to go. I trust his instincts. I want them to
26:37
Speaker 2: bond and she can deal with him, and then I'll
26:41
Speaker 2: jump in later maybe or maybe I'll just leave the family.
26:45
Speaker 1: I'll meet her at some point. It doesn't really matter. Yeah,
26:47
Speaker 1: it's fine.
26:48
Speaker 2: No. So she says, it'll be funny to watch you
26:51
Speaker 2: go on dates, and he says, yeah, and watch me
26:54
Speaker 2: friend zone someone. And then he says, we're not hyper
27:01
Speaker 2: sexual at this point.
27:03
Speaker 1: They've been married four years, four years, and he goes,
27:07
Speaker 1: it's not like they've been married like thirty years, because
27:10
Speaker 1: we've been married four years and we're not hyper sexual.
27:13
Speaker 2: No, we're not at sexual at this point. And then
27:16
Speaker 2: she says, mister spicy is nonexistent, and he says mister vanilla,
27:23
Speaker 2: and she he says, I add this, She adds the sprinkle,
27:28
Speaker 2: and then she says, I call him my plane vanilla
27:32
Speaker 2: and he says, I'm just the prop and then they
27:35
Speaker 2: laugh hysterically.
27:37
Speaker 1: So what he's saying is I lay on my back. Yeah,
27:41
Speaker 1: she jumps on. Yeah, and that's it.
27:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just needs my pain every few minutes of
27:51
Speaker 2: a week and then not the rest of the time.
27:54
Speaker 2: I can work on my show Dunes.
27:56
Speaker 1: Yeah.
27:57
Speaker 2: So he says, She says, what's your type? And I
28:02
Speaker 2: was like, I can guess what his type is. He says,
28:06
Speaker 2: I'm not super shallow. I don't care if they're blonde
28:11
Speaker 2: or brunette or you know, have huge muscles and an
28:17
Speaker 2: Adam zapple and a penis. No, what were we talking about?
28:24
Speaker 1: We're gonna get.
28:26
Speaker 2: She says, I don't care. I don't know. I'm not shallow.
28:30
Speaker 2: I'm looking for a connection, someone I can be goofy with.
28:34
Speaker 2: And he says I love women of all ethnicities and
28:40
Speaker 2: then proceeds to name every famous black woman.
28:45
Speaker 1: I didn't hear any other ethnicities in there, and I'm
28:49
Speaker 1: not sure if he knows there are other ethnicities.
28:52
Speaker 2: Also, some of them, some of them were a choice
28:57
Speaker 2: for a man who's like under forty halle Berry, Sure, yeah,
29:03
Speaker 2: Vivocate a Fox, Sure okay, sure, Michelle Obama, okay, sure,
29:10
Speaker 2: Oprah Winfrey.
29:12
Speaker 1: She's a little old for you, but okay.
29:14
Speaker 2: Gay icon, yeah, gay icon Queen Latifah, that was an
29:19
Speaker 2: interesting choice.
29:21
Speaker 1: A lesbian Uh huh, Salt and Peppa, some elder ladies,
29:27
Speaker 1: but fun from your childhood perhaps, okay fun. Yeah.
29:31
Speaker 2: His white wife just smiles at the camera as he
29:37
Speaker 2: does this list.
29:38
Speaker 1: And she's like, oh my god, I should have at
29:40
Speaker 1: least told him about Jennifer Lopez. Yeah, like just somebody else. Yeah, okay, lesson, Okay,
29:48
Speaker 1: So they what if he would have been like, listen,
29:52
Speaker 1: I love Diana Ross and I love share and that's
29:55
Speaker 1: what our lady Lady Gaga barbistrais and yeah yeah.
30:01
Speaker 2: Uh so what if you what if he had said
30:06
Speaker 2: I love Judy Garland. I mean, you could call me
30:08
Speaker 2: a friend of Dorothy. I love Lady Garth. Okay, so there,
30:13
Speaker 2: there we go, There we go. He's a fruitcake eating
30:15
Speaker 2: friend of Dorothy.
30:17
Speaker 1: According to Matt Mar. According to Matt Mar, Matt.
30:20
Speaker 2: Really freed us. I feel like we would have been
30:22
Speaker 2: a lot more PC if Matt had not given that quote.
30:26
Speaker 1: So I have the text proof where I asked him
30:29
Speaker 1: to asked him last night and this morning to make
30:31
Speaker 1: sure he wasn't drunk when he told me last night
30:33
Speaker 1: isn't okay? And then I sent him the slide. I said,
30:36
Speaker 1: this is going on the podcast today, and he just said,
30:38
Speaker 1: lo l listen.
30:40
Speaker 2: I hate I don't want to out someone or accuse
30:44
Speaker 2: someone of being some. I don't want to speculate on
30:47
Speaker 2: someone's sexuality. But they're doing. They discuss it in the show,
30:52
Speaker 2: and it's it's it's so it's confusing.
31:01
Speaker 1: This. I'm going to tell you something that we covered.
31:03
Speaker 1: You know, we're covering Walkome to Platfill. There's a lot
31:06
Speaker 1: of speculation about Lydia's new husband. It is he gay?
31:08
Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you something. He looks like
31:11
Speaker 1: a like a flannel ware shoo man.
31:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like the brawny man compared to this. Yeah.
31:20
Speaker 2: And I love like any you know, we I love,
31:24
Speaker 2: I love. Would rather date Lydia's new guy. I love
31:28
Speaker 2: that kind of nerdy guy me too. But that doesn't
31:31
Speaker 2: mean he's gay. I would much rather date him than
31:34
Speaker 2: someone who's squealing off their car in it in drunk
31:38
Speaker 2: driving and wearing his bult belt buckle and waving guns
31:42
Speaker 2: in the air.
31:43
Speaker 1: Yes. Having a choice between Zach and Ethan, yes.
31:47
Speaker 2: We would.
31:47
Speaker 1: We will choose. Everybody will choose Zach all day, every day.
31:51
Speaker 2: So it's not that this man is not macho, it
31:57
Speaker 2: is that he's he's he's the most stereotypical gay man
32:03
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. And I was in a theater major
32:05
Speaker 2: in school. So there we go. So he says they
32:13
Speaker 2: have an acre nearby they want to build a commune,
32:15
Speaker 2: but she really wants her own space. She wants her
32:17
Speaker 2: own house.
32:18
Speaker 1: I agree, she wants her own acre.
32:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, so keep the I don't want to hear the
32:23
Speaker 2: show tunes when it's not my day, and it's not
32:26
Speaker 2: my day, I don't want to hear your jokes. Stay
32:28
Speaker 2: over there. So he says, I'm going to try for you,
32:32
Speaker 2: and she says, it makes me so proud that you're
32:34
Speaker 2: willing to do this for me. And she says, I'm
32:36
Speaker 2: willing to sacrifice my marriage if this doesn't work, because.
32:42
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. She knows. She knows that she married
32:48
Speaker 1: a guy who's not into her. Yes, and they're very
32:51
Speaker 1: best friends and that's great, and she loves with their friends,
32:54
Speaker 1: and she wants to create a family with him because
32:56
Speaker 1: she loves him as a friend.
32:58
Speaker 2: Yes, but she's not getting anything in this situation, like
33:04
Speaker 2: it's just bringing on another woman that he will friend zone,
33:08
Speaker 2: as he said, so she it really needs to be
33:12
Speaker 2: seeking brother husband for both of them. They they could
33:16
Speaker 2: bring on someone who's by and may be interested in
33:19
Speaker 2: both of them, and then they can all. It would
33:23
Speaker 2: be a different show, but they could be a threaple
33:25
Speaker 2: and they would both get something out of it.
33:29
Speaker 1: Or you know, bring on, yeah, a bisexual woman and
33:35
Speaker 1: then a gay man and they could just have She
33:38
Speaker 1: could I don't know, well then if she's not bisexual,
33:41
Speaker 1: that won't work. Yeah. I think they each just need
33:44
Speaker 1: a new partner and then they can make a big
33:46
Speaker 1: family compound. They could still have a big family compound.
33:48
Speaker 1: It'll just be very untraditional. But I think she's like,
33:51
Speaker 1: I think I'll pretend to go on this show and
33:54
Speaker 1: pretend this thing so I can like show everybody. Can
33:56
Speaker 1: you see what I'm dealing with here? This man gone
33:58
Speaker 1: into me? He is vanilla y sprinkles, you know. Yeah.
34:04
Speaker 2: She does seem to laugh at his jokes though, Like
34:06
Speaker 2: she does think he's funny and she really had to
34:11
Speaker 2: hunt him down. She's like, I worked hard to get
34:14
Speaker 2: you to marry me, like I because he's just not interested.
34:23
Speaker 1: Okay, now are you going to discuss When they went
34:27
Speaker 1: to the lunch with the friend.
34:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they are meeting up for drinks with his
34:32
Speaker 2: friend Kayla. They knew her from show choir and then
34:34
Speaker 2: he and Kayla went to college together. She's like a
34:37
Speaker 2: sister and Billy Jean says, but not like a sister
34:40
Speaker 2: wife and he says, no, that's gross too. Girls Jina,
34:46
Speaker 2: so she asks how's he going with the search and
34:49
Speaker 2: he says, my main thing that I'm nervous about is
34:53
Speaker 2: in the past, people have assumed that I was gay,
35:00
Speaker 2: and I was like, finally they're saying it, thank God.
35:05
Speaker 2: And the music gets that little twinkle where the editors
35:08
Speaker 2: are making fun of the person, you know, like watching
35:11
Speaker 2: Darcy try and close or something like the editors note
35:17
Speaker 2: that we're all just like and Kayla nods like, I
35:21
Speaker 2: think instead of being like what no, what gay?
35:27
Speaker 1: What?
35:28
Speaker 2: No? Instead she's like, uh huh. Yes. She says, I
35:35
Speaker 2: first thought he was gay, and I can see how
35:38
Speaker 2: people would think that he loves the arts and he
35:42
Speaker 2: comes off as feminine, and Billy Jean says, my dad
35:47
Speaker 2: thought he was gay, and then he says, well, I
35:50
Speaker 2: was doing show choir dance moves, so that didn't help
35:54
Speaker 2: the situation.
35:57
Speaker 1: Why are you meeting somebody's parents at being like, look
36:00
Speaker 1: what I got and one dude, three hit it? Step
36:04
Speaker 1: ball chain, step ball chain, shuffle to the left end.
36:06
Speaker 1: Kick Why are you doing that right? Why?
36:10
Speaker 2: So he's like says, I don't give a crap. I
36:13
Speaker 2: am what I am, and Kayla goes, yeah, you're animated,
36:17
Speaker 2: and he says I have a higher voice, and Billy
36:20
Speaker 2: Jean says you're a little guy, and Kayla says you
36:23
Speaker 2: were a late bloomer and Billy Jean says you're super
36:26
Speaker 2: flamboyant and loud, and that's when he goes flamboyant like
36:30
Speaker 2: he was okay with everything else, like we're just listing
36:34
Speaker 2: the things that make you seem gay. And he's like,
36:37
Speaker 2: uh huh uh huh uh huh what flamboyant? That's too far,
36:41
Speaker 2: And so she's like, well you are, and he goes, okay, wow,
36:46
Speaker 2: I'm just taking notes. Okay, flamboyant check.
36:51
Speaker 1: Okay, he didn't know, like he didn't know the jazz hands. Okay.
36:55
Speaker 2: So Billy Jean says, look, if we're serious in this,
36:57
Speaker 2: you need to step up your game, and he says,
36:59
Speaker 2: I can do it. I'm gonna gear myself up. I'm
37:02
Speaker 2: gonna make this waitress blush. Just wait, she does because
37:07
Speaker 2: she's embarrassed for you.
37:10
Speaker 1: I think he's sorry to be like, hey, lady, how
37:12
Speaker 1: you doing it?
37:13
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it doesn't work, he says in their talking head.
37:17
Speaker 2: If I was gay, I would shout it from the rooftops,
37:20
Speaker 2: which is kind of a gay phrase when you think
37:22
Speaker 2: about it.
37:25
Speaker 1: What I said to him out was I really need
37:27
Speaker 1: to know his religious background right to know it's it's
37:31
Speaker 1: somewhere in here in him. It has been beat into
37:35
Speaker 1: his head like gay is bad, and yes, and and
37:39
Speaker 1: so even I need to know his religious background to
37:43
Speaker 1: really understand what's happening here.
37:45
Speaker 2: They live in the country, so that is a strike
37:48
Speaker 2: against it. And maybe super Christian, maybe Catholic. Yeah, we
37:53
Speaker 2: don't know, but it's definitely I don't think he's around
37:58
Speaker 2: gay people, and I don't. It makes me sad. I
38:01
Speaker 2: feel sad for him if he is gay and he
38:04
Speaker 2: can't be his true self like that always is horrible.
38:07
Speaker 2: And to be almost like forty, however old he is
38:12
Speaker 2: thirty something forty.
38:13
Speaker 1: Like never told us their ages, by the way, normally
38:16
Speaker 1: they tell us their ages. They didn't tell us.
38:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, I just want him to be free.
38:22
Speaker 2: He could be living it up in West Hollywood, like totally.
38:27
Speaker 2: He is kind of cheesy though, he's like super cheesy,
38:31
Speaker 2: so he might need to work on that if he's
38:34
Speaker 2: going to date anybody, men, women, whatever. So that he says,
38:40
Speaker 2: if I was gay, I would shut it from the rooftops.
38:43
Speaker 2: But I just like the boobies too much.
38:46
Speaker 1: Yeah. On of straight guys called.
38:50
Speaker 2: Yeah really with a giggle, and then Billy Jean like
38:55
Speaker 2: nods like he loves the boobies.
38:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:00
Speaker 2: So Billy Jean says, you need to be smooth, not goofy.
39:03
Speaker 2: Women don't want goofy. We want a man. But you're
39:07
Speaker 2: with him, and you chased him down right, pursued him
39:12
Speaker 2: and got him to agree to go out with you
39:16
Speaker 2: and have two children with him, and have two children
39:18
Speaker 2: with him. So the waitress comes over and he goes, darling,
39:24
Speaker 2: everything is beautiful, and he touches her shoulder. It is
39:28
Speaker 2: so delicious. Did you cook this yourself? If you want
39:31
Speaker 2: to come home and cook for me, that would be great.
39:35
Speaker 2: And Kayla, the friend says he's not kidding. They're looking
39:38
Speaker 2: for a sister wife, and the waitress is like what huh?
39:42
Speaker 2: Him him, okay, and he says, they're saying I don't
39:48
Speaker 2: have game? How did I do? And she's very kindly says,
39:53
Speaker 2: you did great, good job, buddy. Yeah, and he's like,
39:58
Speaker 2: I mean, would you ever go on to date with me?
40:01
Speaker 2: And she's like and then she just kind of leaves,
40:09
Speaker 2: and then he goes, we'll call you beautiful. Kayla goes
40:19
Speaker 2: he has his work cut out for him, and then
40:22
Speaker 2: she tells him maybe keep the jazz hands to yourself.
40:27
Speaker 1: What do you think, Kayla thinks? Do you think? Kayla's like, Okay,
40:30
Speaker 1: how long are we going to do this? Like? What
40:33
Speaker 1: what are we doing? Reese?
40:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a it's like a weird group delusion
40:40
Speaker 2: that people are playing into, like like not like someone
40:47
Speaker 2: loses a child and then they get a doll that
40:49
Speaker 2: the doctor says, pretend this is your child to help
40:53
Speaker 2: you through the trauma, and then everyone plays along with it,
40:57
Speaker 2: and so we're all at a dinner table like watch
41:00
Speaker 2: them feed a doll and just being like we're all
41:03
Speaker 2: just going along with this for a set amount of
41:06
Speaker 2: time until mommy is better.
41:09
Speaker 1: Wow, it's pretty dark. That is pretty dark. Yeah, Okay, you.
41:17
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying, though I wanted. I was searching
41:20
Speaker 2: for a lighter metaphor, but I could not get one. Okay,
41:24
Speaker 2: It's like if your five year old wants a dog
41:27
Speaker 2: and you say, no, you can't get a dog, but
41:30
Speaker 2: set they pretend they have this dog and they walk
41:33
Speaker 2: this thing on a string that is not a dog,
41:36
Speaker 2: and then everyone's like And then you go to a
41:38
Speaker 2: restaurant and they're like, do you guys let dogs eat
41:41
Speaker 2: at the restaurant And the waitress is like, no, I'm sorry.
41:44
Speaker 2: We oh, we'll make a special exception for your dog.
41:49
Speaker 2: What's your dog's name? You know, Scouts High Scout, And
41:54
Speaker 2: then we're all feeding the dog, putting out a bowl
41:56
Speaker 2: of water for the dog.
41:58
Speaker 1: Okay, is better? Yeah? I think that that it is
42:03
Speaker 1: a group delusion. And I know we've poked a lot
42:06
Speaker 1: of fun in him, but I would like for him
42:08
Speaker 1: to live us authentic life.
42:10
Speaker 2: That's all we want.
42:12
Speaker 1: Yeah.
42:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel terrible And for her, she's obviously not
42:17
Speaker 2: getting her needs met and no, he's swing about it
42:22
Speaker 2: in the weirdest way by finding another woman.
42:25
Speaker 1: Here, right, And maybe the truth is she is they're
42:31
Speaker 1: they're both bisexual, and she wants another woman to fill
42:34
Speaker 1: her needs. And then she doesn't know what he does
42:36
Speaker 1: on Thursday nights. It doesn't ask.
42:39
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, some sort of arrangement.
42:44
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he just loves women, and so he'd be
42:46
Speaker 1: thrilled to have these women and these babies. I'd be great.
42:48
Speaker 1: But Thursday nights is Thursday nights are fatty nys. It's
42:53
Speaker 1: yea daddy goes out just with the boys. Listen again,
42:59
Speaker 1: Matt said it, and Mat said it was okay that
43:00
Speaker 1: we say it. So if you have any problems with
43:02
Speaker 1: our commentary, go find Matt Mark. That's a reality gaze. Okay,
43:10
Speaker 1: we're going to talk about the mary Fields. And if
43:14
Speaker 1: you're new here, these are the Merry Fields.
43:17
Speaker 2: Now the lads the one in the middle.
43:19
Speaker 1: So far, that's a that's a rotating cast. Okay, this
43:23
Speaker 1: is number three. Really, Oh my god.
43:27
Speaker 2: It's like family matters and they just keep changing, like
43:30
Speaker 2: the little the actor or place like the little girl
43:33
Speaker 2: and then one day she just disappears.
43:36
Speaker 1: No, I don't remember that.
43:37
Speaker 2: Is that with Erkle? Yeah, but like you know, a
43:39
Speaker 2: lot of shows would do that. They'd be like, we
43:41
Speaker 2: have one actor and then that actor grows up too fast,
43:44
Speaker 2: and then we just switched an actor and then like, yes,
43:47
Speaker 2: we're just gonna keep pretending it's the same person.
43:50
Speaker 1: Well, i'd say Becky and new Becky on Roseanne.
43:53
Speaker 2: Yes, or the mom on Fresh Prince.
43:57
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, she changed a couple of times too. M
44:00
Speaker 1: Vivian was that her name? Yeah? Wow, you guys, I
44:03
Speaker 1: cannot do addition, but I can remember that kind of shit. Okay,
44:08
Speaker 1: Maryfield family. Okay, first of all, you know, I thought
44:11
Speaker 1: they'd moved out of Colorado, but I guess not. Somebody
44:14
Speaker 1: let me know. So these two are in the car
44:19
Speaker 1: driving to the airport to pick up their third and
44:23
Speaker 1: not because they've got six of them total. Now there's
44:25
Speaker 1: still just the two of them. This is the third
44:27
Speaker 1: wife they've tried to recruit from Brazil. This is Garrick's
44:30
Speaker 1: ninety day fiance, Lorena ninety day fiance. You missed a
44:38
Speaker 1: good one. You missed a good one. So she's a
44:42
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old Brazilian. They haven't seen her for
44:45
Speaker 1: seven months. So they saw her that one time for
44:48
Speaker 1: five days and they have not seen her for seven months. Okay,
44:53
Speaker 1: so we're reminded that these two were married for twelve
44:57
Speaker 1: years when he got the voice in the garage to
45:01
Speaker 1: start seeking. You know, it says that in the Bible.
45:04
Speaker 2: Painting some varnish or something varnishing some wood at the
45:09
Speaker 2: time with a lot of fumes going on. When he
45:13
Speaker 2: got that voice in the garage.
45:15
Speaker 1: I thought he said he was working out in the garage.
45:19
Speaker 2: Did a barbel land on his chest and restrict his
45:25
Speaker 2: oxygen to his brain?
45:27
Speaker 1: I don't know. As when the house was listed, people
45:29
Speaker 1: were like, the listing does not say God will visit
45:32
Speaker 1: you in the garage, and I think that should be
45:33
Speaker 1: noted on the listing, Like, you know, if somebody died
45:37
Speaker 1: in the house, you have to reveal that. But if not,
45:39
Speaker 1: it's going to come to you in the garage. That
45:41
Speaker 1: needs to be revealed on the listing. It needs to
45:44
Speaker 1: be Yeah. So they were married for twelve years when
45:49
Speaker 1: they started seeking, and he says, you know, we were
45:52
Speaker 1: led to polygamy by God. God told me this, and
45:55
Speaker 1: here's his explanation. And she doesn't believe it. She doesn't
45:58
Speaker 1: understand it, and neither does he. But here's what he says.
46:01
Speaker 1: Because he's a complete dummy. Is stupid beyond if you
46:04
Speaker 1: guys just check some of us with the spelling, like
46:06
Speaker 1: he didn't even spell God. He's got three letters. Okay,
46:10
Speaker 1: he says, Oh, we look at it like a spiritual thing,
46:15
Speaker 1: like Christ says, He becomes one with us, and we
46:19
Speaker 1: become born again, not of just water, but of his spirit.
46:25
Speaker 1: And so is the reflection of like the man gives
46:28
Speaker 1: to the woman. And we believe that when intimacy is
46:33
Speaker 1: the marriage becoming one flesh with each other. So that's
46:39
Speaker 1: what he says. That that's his explanation, the man, we've
46:43
Speaker 1: become born again, not of just water. Were you born
46:47
Speaker 1: again as a mermaid? What are you talking about?
46:54
Speaker 2: I'm glad he's been to say sperm in this sentence,
46:56
Speaker 2: he says it. Later on, it's coming because's last SE's
47:00
Speaker 2: and we got some sperm talk about. I believe sperm
47:04
Speaker 2: goes to a woman's brain when yes ejaculating her and
47:09
Speaker 2: it changes her brain.
47:12
Speaker 1: Changes something. It changes her brain, changes her DNA and
47:15
Speaker 1: her brain. Yeah, because well let let let's get into it.
47:20
Speaker 1: Because Grek is just so full of knowledge.
47:24
Speaker 2: You know.
47:25
Speaker 1: They had two wives that left him. They had small
47:27
Speaker 1: wife or Berta, also known as Bert, and they got
47:32
Speaker 1: fully divorced to bring bert to the States. We have
47:36
Speaker 1: her on the stand, lying saying she wants to get
47:40
Speaker 1: divorced on television, lying on the stand.
47:44
Speaker 2: Watch Sister Wives, But this is what they did on
47:46
Speaker 2: Sister Wives.
47:48
Speaker 1: And they just lie on the stand to say our
47:51
Speaker 1: marriage is irretrievably broken, even though I.
47:53
Speaker 2: Just yes, so it could adopt Robin's kids, so that
47:56
Speaker 2: he can marry Robin and adopt her kids. So you're
48:00
Speaker 2: committing some sort of fraud on tellingson Yes.
48:04
Speaker 1: You are right on TV and she's lying to the
48:08
Speaker 1: court saying, you know, their marriage is broken and she
48:10
Speaker 1: wants to divorce. And then we find out with Roberta
48:16
Speaker 1: you know, she left them and broke there. They were
48:17
Speaker 1: with her for like three years, and we see her
48:19
Speaker 1: doing this unhinged. How could she she said she was mises.
48:28
Speaker 2: Well and he's filming her.
48:31
Speaker 1: I believe it was one of the children were filming
48:33
Speaker 1: her because he walked in the background during this that chill.
48:36
Speaker 2: One of the poor children are filming her having this
48:41
Speaker 2: emotional breakdown because bert with the braces left them.
48:45
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's how she was. Then, this is how
48:49
Speaker 1: she now. Doesn't she look happier, does it? She so happy?
48:53
Speaker 1: She looks so much happier now. So then they met
48:56
Speaker 1: Natalia and things went well. And again they meet up
49:00
Speaker 1: in Mexico or something, and he proposed but she was
49:05
Speaker 1: never okay with adding to the family because even though
49:08
Speaker 1: he had his wife who was pregnant, and he's got Natalia,
49:13
Speaker 1: a hot Brazilian, he wasn't just happy with that. He
49:16
Speaker 1: was continuing to see because he wanted to also add
49:18
Speaker 1: to the family before they'd even added Natalia. How is
49:21
Speaker 1: he getting all these women over here? He's going to
49:22
Speaker 1: get Natalia over here, be married to her for one year,
49:25
Speaker 1: then divorce her, then get another one. Like, how's he
49:27
Speaker 1: going to do this? Right, He's going to have to
49:30
Speaker 1: look locally. He's going to have to find somebody with
49:32
Speaker 1: American citizens.
49:33
Speaker 2: No, but God wants him to have Brazilian.
49:36
Speaker 1: Oh well then he's got to move to Brazil. Yeah. So,
49:41
Speaker 1: you know, Natalia, what a bitch. She wasn't fine with
49:44
Speaker 1: him adding other women before he'd even added her. And
49:48
Speaker 1: she goes, you know, after that ended up in Natalia,
49:50
Speaker 1: I thought, are we supposed to do this? And he goes, yeah,
49:55
Speaker 1: but you know what that pain is love. My wives
49:59
Speaker 1: are my glory. My wives are my glory.
50:05
Speaker 2: Look at Danielle. Look how happy she is. She said,
50:07
Speaker 2: to my glory, she's.
50:09
Speaker 1: So happy to be there, and he goes, I'm nervous,
50:12
Speaker 1: but with Lorena, I really think third time's the charm.
50:17
Speaker 1: So they have a sign. Her name is Loreena. Nobody
50:19
Speaker 1: has ever called her anything other than Lorena Lorena, but
50:22
Speaker 1: they have a sign that says, welcome to America. Lolo.
50:27
Speaker 2: Okay.
50:28
Speaker 1: They love a nickname, they love a nickname. So she arrives,
50:33
Speaker 1: Loreena arrives and wow, wow is she cute? So cute,
50:39
Speaker 1: very very cute girl, Save yourself. What are you doing? Run?
50:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, run.
50:45
Speaker 1: Danielle hugs her for like a solid three minutes, and
50:47
Speaker 1: he's says standing there, going, oh.
50:49
Speaker 2: Hi, I have a boner. Can I actually hug her?
50:52
Speaker 1: Hi? And she doesn't let him hug her first, which
50:56
Speaker 1: I loved. So then she hugs Gerrick. She kisses him
50:58
Speaker 1: and it's like I can't believe it. I'm so happy,
51:00
Speaker 1: and Danielle's like, I'm so happy. This is crazy. We
51:03
Speaker 1: finally got one.
51:05
Speaker 2: Oh my, we finally defrauded the United States of America.
51:10
Speaker 1: And Lorena is like, uh, I need agua, I need water,
51:13
Speaker 1: and you know, Servesa, I need a beer, and they
51:17
Speaker 1: Garrick and Danielle. No, sorry, sorry, Garrick and Lorena kiss
51:22
Speaker 1: and Danielle's watching, going, oh, oh nice, Oh that's nice.
51:28
Speaker 1: So this girl's twenty nine, barely speaks English. They're doing
51:31
Speaker 1: everything on the translator app. Yeah, yeah, girl, what are
51:34
Speaker 1: you doing?
51:35
Speaker 2: So we took it head together, so clean.
51:38
Speaker 1: No talking head together. Danielle goes, it's amazing. After all
51:43
Speaker 1: this work, we're gonna have a sister wife living in
51:46
Speaker 1: her home. And Garrett goes, she's a real girl. We
51:50
Speaker 1: didn't make her up.
51:51
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
51:53
Speaker 1: So they discussed how they met her on this app,
51:56
Speaker 1: and she says, you know, they said she was really
51:59
Speaker 1: looking for a real man. I mean, take a look
52:01
Speaker 1: at this guy. Am I right? He has muscles, he
52:04
Speaker 1: wears a tank top Versachi sunglasses. Yes, she was looking
52:10
Speaker 1: for a real man and wanting to settle down and
52:12
Speaker 1: have a family, and you know, didn't speak English and
52:14
Speaker 1: wanted to come to America. So we thought bingo. Lorena says,
52:20
Speaker 1: I was this is the weirdest thing. I was on
52:21
Speaker 1: the app. But I had never met up with anyone.
52:23
Speaker 1: I had never gone out with anybody. But one night
52:26
Speaker 1: I came home from dinner and I looked and there
52:28
Speaker 1: he was. And I always felt my future husband was
52:31
Speaker 1: in Brazil. God had told her this, were you in
52:34
Speaker 1: your garage when God told her? So? Talking to had Geret.
52:40
Speaker 2: Goes, I is talking to a lot of people.
52:42
Speaker 1: You know, there's other things going on in the world,
52:45
Speaker 1: I would think, so talking to had Garret says, Lorena
52:49
Speaker 1: is really mature. And we had to hash out some
52:52
Speaker 1: deep heartfelt questions, especially you know, with Danielle, and because
52:57
Speaker 1: we knew she had a past with men that treated
53:00
Speaker 1: her bad. And you know, they have found out whose
53:04
Speaker 1: they They have found out that after women have about
53:07
Speaker 1: five men, they can't like bond anymore. And the producer goes,
53:12
Speaker 1: what what And Daniel's nodding, nodding, and he says, after
53:18
Speaker 1: a woman has like five partners, the chances of her
53:23
Speaker 1: bonding or even having a lasting relationship drops like a
53:27
Speaker 1: crazy amount, just percentage wise. Danielle says, it's the sperm,
53:36
Speaker 1: and he says, it's the sperm just being inside of her. Yeah,
53:40
Speaker 1: changes a person. Yeah, it's the sperm. It's the sperm.
53:44
Speaker 1: So that's one, two, three, four, five sperms on the screen, guys,
53:49
Speaker 1: it's five ejaculations on the screen. And that's if you've.
53:55
Speaker 2: Only been with four men, you still have a chance
53:59
Speaker 2: of making it with like a good guy like Garrick.
54:03
Speaker 2: But once you hit that fifth guy, the chances go
54:07
Speaker 2: way down. Then you'll find a good man like Gerrick
54:09
Speaker 2: and be able to bond with him. You'll just you're
54:13
Speaker 2: setting yourself up for failure, ladies by sleeping with more
54:16
Speaker 2: than five men. But I have a question for your threshold. Yeah,
54:22
Speaker 2: but what if.
54:22
Speaker 1: You're with one guy for like ten years and you've
54:25
Speaker 1: had a lot.
54:25
Speaker 2: Of sex, So it should really be not the amount
54:29
Speaker 2: of men, it should be the amount of times you've
54:33
Speaker 2: been ejaculated in. So how many times did you have
54:38
Speaker 2: sex per week with each man? Do the math and
54:42
Speaker 2: then it's like more than one hundred and if once
54:46
Speaker 2: you hit one hundred times ejaculation or maybe it's different sperms.
54:51
Speaker 2: Different types of sperms do different damage to your brain,
54:56
Speaker 2: and much like a brain worm in RFK June, you're
55:00
Speaker 2: these sperms are swimming around up there in your brain
55:04
Speaker 2: and they're making you sinful and bad like most women
55:09
Speaker 2: are naturally because of Eve and the snake.
55:12
Speaker 1: Right and the act. So if you've had sex twice
55:18
Speaker 1: with one guy. Yeah, twice with the second guy. Yeah,
55:24
Speaker 1: it's with the third guy. You're still good, You're still
55:28
Speaker 1: your three different sperms.
55:31
Speaker 2: Right, it's the it's the different sperms, the DNA, the
55:35
Speaker 2: different sperms. And I think the important thing to note
55:39
Speaker 2: here really is that it's the woman that becomes bad
55:43
Speaker 2: and not the man. No matter how many times they're
55:47
Speaker 2: ejaculating into women, that does not matter, doesn't affect them
55:51
Speaker 2: or their brains. Their brains are top notch. Look at
55:55
Speaker 2: Garrett's brain. That's a top notch brain right there.
56:00
Speaker 1: Point. He's very very smart and very worldly and just
56:04
Speaker 1: knows so much about everything.
56:07
Speaker 2: M M.
56:09
Speaker 1: You know what I would like to see, and next
56:11
Speaker 1: week we'll probably see the Davis family. I'd like to
56:13
Speaker 1: see Nick from the Davis family give his opinion on
56:16
Speaker 1: this bullshit that Greck is viewing, because I'm.
56:19
Speaker 2: Sure because Nick has read book a book, many books,
56:23
Speaker 2: several many books on science. He loves science and he's obtted,
56:30
Speaker 2: but he would know a lot about this. Let's get
56:33
Speaker 2: the two of them on a reunion stat.
56:36
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? Okay, guys just be a lot of
56:38
Speaker 1: mouthing and open. So yeah, so when a woman has
56:43
Speaker 1: more than five partners and has that sperm, that sperm
56:47
Speaker 1: goes to her brain and changes her DNA. And so
56:50
Speaker 1: I don't know if we're trying to say Loreena had
56:53
Speaker 1: four and Garret should be five. I don't know.
56:58
Speaker 2: I don't know. Well, he does baptize her, and so
57:03
Speaker 2: maybe the five can be washed away to like zero
57:07
Speaker 2: with the baptism. And he was lucky enough to intervene
57:12
Speaker 2: before she got to six, right.
57:14
Speaker 1: Okay, So they decided to meet up in Jamaica after
57:20
Speaker 1: five months of talking, and we see her, you know,
57:23
Speaker 1: pointing to Gerrek saying, my love gerre K, and my
57:27
Speaker 1: sister Danny and the baby Leah Leah, Leah Leah. And
57:34
Speaker 1: because it's well like Princess Leah. So we see them
57:38
Speaker 1: at the pool bar, where is the baby? And he
57:42
Speaker 1: baptized her to help her get rid of her sins.
57:45
Speaker 1: The maybe twenty six to thirty five men she's up
57:49
Speaker 1: with before, I don't know. And after five days of
57:53
Speaker 1: being in Jamaica, he felt, have you noticed the pattern?
57:57
Speaker 1: Year they met after five months of talking. After five days,
58:01
Speaker 1: he proposed, and maybe he's man number five.
58:05
Speaker 2: Maybe that's the magic number in the Bible. I don't know.
58:09
Speaker 2: Also a religious question, can anyone baptize someone else? They
58:14
Speaker 2: don't have to be like a priest or something.
58:17
Speaker 1: Well, I think he sees himself as like in the
58:20
Speaker 1: Mormon Church as the priesttholder of the family. The man
58:23
Speaker 1: is the priestolder of the family, and so like Cody
58:26
Speaker 1: would be priestolder of over his wives and things. So
58:29
Speaker 1: I think that yes, because he's priestolder of his family
58:33
Speaker 1: even though they are not Mormon, I think that he's
58:36
Speaker 1: gained it. So God told him in the garage, So.
58:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a man of God. He's talked to God.
58:41
Speaker 1: Right. So after five days he felt really good about
58:44
Speaker 1: her and thought, I'm going to propose, and she said yes,
58:46
Speaker 1: which means she's not that bright either. And they filed
58:49
Speaker 1: for the K one visa and Danny goes, oh, I thought,
58:54
Speaker 1: here we go again. And I was really worried because
58:56
Speaker 1: of the past. And by the way, the fact that
58:58
Speaker 1: they got a K one he said in seven months
59:02
Speaker 1: is wild.
59:03
Speaker 2: It's wild wild. So he has a brand new baby
59:09
Speaker 2: with his now ex wife that he still lives in
59:12
Speaker 2: the same house with. No one is checking up on
59:16
Speaker 2: these visas.
59:17
Speaker 1: But I mean they have to do all these full
59:18
Speaker 1: interviews and everything.
59:20
Speaker 2: I thought, so there's no home just check.
59:23
Speaker 1: I mean, do they already know what the questions are
59:25
Speaker 1: because they've done it so many times?
59:26
Speaker 2: So they coached her google them and turn on the TV.
59:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah quick. And they only have photos from one
59:35
Speaker 1: trip they went on, so it's not like they have
59:37
Speaker 1: photos from all the years of dating. So they're driving
59:40
Speaker 1: and she's like, where are the houses? Where are the houses?
59:43
Speaker 1: And it seems like Danielle has tried to learn some
59:47
Speaker 1: Portuguese because she's like, oh, where are the houses? Okay? Yeah,
59:51
Speaker 1: and she says I know, I know. And you know
59:55
Speaker 1: how when they are trying to talk to their women
59:58
Speaker 1: this speaking of the language, they always go yeah uh.
1:00:00
Speaker 1: So he goes no cities, Yeah, no cities, no cities, Yeah.
1:00:09
Speaker 2: Conversations that then make all in love with each other.
1:00:14
Speaker 1: Danielle says, yeah, no longer in Brazil, Dorothy, Yeah, no,
1:00:19
Speaker 1: that would have doubt it would have worked better on Reese. Yeah.
1:00:24
Speaker 1: So and the talking to her, she goes, in Rio,
1:00:26
Speaker 1: I'm close to everything. Everything is closed that I need,
1:00:29
Speaker 1: the shopping and the grocery. How will I adapt to
1:00:32
Speaker 1: this way of living? But of course they're driving through
1:00:34
Speaker 1: the country to get to the town because they do
1:00:35
Speaker 1: live kind of in the town. So, uh, Lorena says,
1:00:39
Speaker 1: do you think the family is nervous to meet me?
1:00:41
Speaker 1: And he goes, uh huh yeah, and she's and they're like,
1:00:45
Speaker 1: it'll be great for everyone to meet you. Gerrek is
1:00:47
Speaker 1: in the backseat just on his phone. He's looking for
1:00:49
Speaker 1: a wife number four. He is not interested in them
1:00:52
Speaker 1: in at all. He has like a challenge to get
1:00:55
Speaker 1: somebody here. Now that she's here, he's like, uh oh,
1:00:58
Speaker 1: he's boring. Yeah, he's bored. So in the talking head,
1:01:04
Speaker 1: Lorena says, you know, it's so great that I'm here,
1:01:08
Speaker 1: and now that I'm here, even at six seven months,
1:01:11
Speaker 1: And this maybe is Danielle saying this, but I believe
1:01:13
Speaker 1: it's her. She's only six seven months and now that
1:01:15
Speaker 1: she is there, they only have ninety days to get married,
1:01:18
Speaker 1: like the clock start the minute you land. And it's
1:01:21
Speaker 1: a lot to take in and they have to see
1:01:23
Speaker 1: how they will work as a family. They will have
1:01:25
Speaker 1: to adjust all their schedules around each other. And Danielle goes,
1:01:29
Speaker 1: it's nerve wracking, but I'm just trying to enjoy the moment.
1:01:31
Speaker 1: And they drive up and her dad walks up, Hey, hey,
1:01:36
Speaker 1: because remember they have an apartment there too. I have
1:01:38
Speaker 1: that house.
1:01:40
Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
1:01:41
Speaker 1: What are they going to do with them? If they
1:01:42
Speaker 1: sell that house? Mom and dad, you're on your own.
1:01:44
Speaker 2: Good luck. You just build them a new thing.
1:01:48
Speaker 1: And there was next Time on, but because I watched
1:01:50
Speaker 1: the screener, I didn't see it.
1:01:52
Speaker 2: Well, there's one shot that I saw of Danielle sobbing
1:01:57
Speaker 2: as Garrick and what's her face are kissing and Danielle's
1:02:03
Speaker 2: just sitting there like quietly crying, not like this, not
1:02:08
Speaker 2: like not like that, just quietly crying as they are
1:02:12
Speaker 2: making out, not even a foot away from her, and
1:02:16
Speaker 2: they just keep kissing, and it's it's wild. That's a
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Speaker 2: representation of the show right there at that shot.
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Speaker 1: I feel like, and I don't know what. I never
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Speaker 1: watched Sister Wife, so I don't know, but I feel
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Speaker 1: like with other Mormon couples, like when we saw the
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Speaker 1: God the Charcolate, Kermit the Frog and had those two
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Speaker 1: beautiful wives, Gosh, his name is gonna come to me
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Speaker 1: like ten minutes after we're done recording. They're the Winder family.
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Speaker 1: The Winder Family, they were kind of based in Mormonism
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Speaker 1: and never in front of the other where they're like
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Speaker 1: making out. He would come in and like kiss both wives,
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Speaker 1: or maybe he would hold a hand, but he was
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Speaker 1: never ever fully making out with one in front of
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Speaker 1: the others mm hmmm from the other. Right, So I
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Speaker 1: don't think that's cool, grek.
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Speaker 2: No, it's not. And like she's literally crying, do you not? Okay?
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Speaker 1: I just and then when you when she'll try to
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Speaker 1: talk to him, he'll do this, yeah. Just he's always
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Speaker 1: just what he's not opening to God.
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Speaker 2: At the same time, it's hard to focus on the
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Speaker 2: person in front of you and God is in your
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Speaker 2: other ear. It's like being on a you know, like.
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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, like a movie set and you've got someone.
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Speaker 2: Someone's in your ear, but you're trying to focus here.
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Speaker 2: It's very hard.
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Speaker 1: You guys. This show it's so good. It's wild good.
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Speaker 1: It's so good. I will just tell you that. Over
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Speaker 1: on our friend Amy Archer's podcast, Little Mysterycap because I
1:03:50
Speaker 1: got seeking Sister Wives, Seeking Sister Wife and sister Wives
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Speaker 1: are coming back. She's calling it like sis Timber, like
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Speaker 1: sister or Systember.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And then somebody said that she was being like against
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Speaker 1: schist ginger people, and I don't know. Yeah, she was like,
1:04:06
Speaker 1: you know, you try to be funny and people just yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It's like, don't worry. Somebody called me a racist in
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Speaker 1: my Apple review, so there you go. Oh, okay, that's fine,
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Speaker 1: that's great. We're trying to we're trying to get it
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Speaker 1: taken down. I told Matt that and Mac goes, oh,
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Speaker 1: we get called racist all the time. I was like
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Speaker 1: what all the time. I was like, well, I won't
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Speaker 1: be standing for it one time. I'm trying to get
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Speaker 1: Apple to remove it. What are you talking about?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I'll just try to get called.
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Speaker 2: Too woke all the time.
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Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it.
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Speaker 2: I'm good.
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Speaker 1: I've been called that too. Chardon a swilling Beltway liberal
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Speaker 1: I got one time. Yeah yeah, I was like listen, no,
1:04:46
Speaker 1: we know it was box Wine Chardonna Swilling. I was like,
1:04:50
Speaker 1: remember that, but I was like, how dare you? I
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Speaker 1: would box Wine? How dare you? Everybody that is seeking
1:04:58
Speaker 1: Sister Wife, And if you're listening on the free feed,
1:05:01
Speaker 1: this is an episode that is now going to be
1:05:04
Speaker 1: on the ten dollars a month level, and we will
1:05:06
Speaker 1: still be talking about Reese, and Matt gave his permission.
1:05:09
Speaker 1: Again it's at Reality Gaze if he wants to talk
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Speaker 1: to them about it, but they gave us permission. Jake's like,
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Speaker 1: don't drag me into this.
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Speaker 2: I love how also, how like one gay man can
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Speaker 2: be the arbiter of what we are allowed to say
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Speaker 2: about this other, perhaps closeted, perhaps gay man.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: We as two straight ladies were like, can we what
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Speaker 2: are we allowed to say? And we said we ran
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Speaker 2: with it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I will tell you another gay man that I'm
1:05:43
Speaker 1: friends with, John Reichart, that lives in Columbus, Ohio. He
1:05:48
Speaker 1: is a bunky, longtime bunkie. And he sent me the
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Speaker 1: clip that was on that TikTok and TLC had posted
1:05:55
Speaker 1: of this guy purposely. TLC had posted it saying like
1:06:00
Speaker 1: new season, da da D what do you think about Reese?
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Speaker 1: And Johnson it to me and said this guy is
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Speaker 1: gayer than I am and I'm married to a man.
1:06:08
Speaker 1: There you go. Yeah, and I just was like, but
1:06:12
Speaker 1: he sent me the clip, and I didn't want to
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Speaker 1: watch the clip because I don't like to like pre
1:06:14
Speaker 1: watch things. And then when I watched it, I was like,
1:06:16
Speaker 1: oh man, yeah, so that's you were like.
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Speaker 2: Which time was he talking about? I don't know which guys,
1:06:23
Speaker 2: was it Garrett?
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Speaker 1: I think Garrett likes women? Yeah, huh yeah. Anyway, guys, listen.
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Speaker 1: Next week we'll have hopefully the Davis family, and then
1:06:34
Speaker 1: we've got another family called the Johnson's and it looks
1:06:37
Speaker 1: like they've been in a polygamist relationship for a while,
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Speaker 1: so I don't know if they're trying to add a
1:06:42
Speaker 1: third wife or what's going on. Again, I don't pre watch.
1:06:45
Speaker 1: I just like to see it as it comes to me.
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Speaker 1: So we'll we'll be back next week. This episode will
1:06:50
Speaker 1: be on the ten dollars Prime level. If you want
1:06:53
Speaker 1: to join links in the show, not that, you can
1:06:55
Speaker 1: go to Patrin Supercast Apple Subscriptions. Ana Kimberly has a
1:06:58
Speaker 1: podcast called A Date with eight Line, So if you
1:07:01
Speaker 1: don't know about that, where you've been, we've been, everybody
1:07:05
Speaker 1: go looks that up to because that's always a good time.
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