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Whackhead Prank: Would you lie for your partner? · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Okay, fa morning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So what we're dealing with your next is we've
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  Speaker 2: got a couple that like to prank each other.
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  Speaker 1: Right, and.
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  Speaker 2: So now he says, let's do it to my wife. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is the thing. Would you laugh for your partner?
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  Speaker 2: Would I lie what like to an authority like the police, yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 2: Like the government, yes, ma'am.
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  Speaker 3: Like if I get find out I could get into trouble.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am. Would you be able to hold your nerve.
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  Speaker 4: You're a mother of two, be like, hey, I.
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  Speaker 1: Love you, but I ain't going to jail for you.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to put her to the test. Next, stop, stop.
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  Speaker 5: What you're doing. Here is another world famous.
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  Speaker 6: Cranky from Darren Wackhead, something exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, would a lat to your baby? Would allah to you? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, let's play a quick game. Would you lie for
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  Speaker 2: your partner to an authority?
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  Speaker 1: Chilan No, No, I'm too scared.
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  Speaker 6: Ey, No, I'm not going to do it. Don't involve me.
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  Speaker 6: Don't involve me.
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  Speaker 2: We're talking about the This is where you would be
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  Speaker 2: an accomplice.
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  Speaker 1: There's two charges.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna an accomplice to a crown or defeating the
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  Speaker 2: ends of justice.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, thank you.
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  Speaker 5: These things never end. Well, it's a messive charge here.
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  Speaker 3: I love you, but I don't love you like that
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  Speaker 3: now you No, no, we've seen that. No no, no,
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  Speaker 3: thank you Netflix documentary.
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  Speaker 2: Never because this charge that this lady is gonna have.
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  Speaker 5: To try and.
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  Speaker 6: For a man.
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  Speaker 2: No okay, Well then when when you say that noise
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  Speaker 2: that you get in the house in the middle of
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  Speaker 2: the night, go and have a look what it is?
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  Speaker 5: You go?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you go, yeah, your wife?
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  Speaker 5: Will I will lie for my wife?
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  Speaker 1: Of course? Of course I will?
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  Speaker 5: You really will, Yes, I will. I don't have to
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  Speaker 5: ask you, of course I will.
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  Speaker 1: Of course. In fact, to my mina send.
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  Speaker 6: Me to like the police.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm not going to commit a crime on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: We're just playing, were playing.
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  Speaker 6: We all roll the things y'all do for you. It's
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  Speaker 6: just calm down, Bread, would you?
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  Speaker 5: I don't want to be a part of this.
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  Speaker 6: Looks Bread looks like a love a boy.
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  Speaker 5: Who would? Now, daddy's in.
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  Speaker 6: Jail, Mummy's in jail.
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  Speaker 5: Let's let's really just live in reality.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, if daddy's in jail, at least I know
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  Speaker 2: the kids are going to be fit because if mommies
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  Speaker 2: in jail, this is not going to be the case.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be honest. Let's be honest. And another daddy, my
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  Speaker 1: kids cannot grow up on parts.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: My wife provides him with a lovely, well balanced diet.
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  Speaker 2: So I'll take one for the family.
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  Speaker 5: What a sacrifice. Stepdaddy's coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not allowed.
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  Speaker 6: It's not a lot sight.
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  Speaker 2: Don't take it too farceps. We're just having fun and
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  Speaker 2: playing nice. Okay, So so now you must hear the
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  Speaker 2: way like I mean, this happens all the time, all right,
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  Speaker 2: it really does. Getting pulled over by the cops. Why
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  Speaker 2: are you speaking soon? And you come up with some
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  Speaker 2: convoluted story. Oh now, let's find the evidence on the
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  Speaker 2: spot on the side of the road with the cars.
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  Speaker 5: Going boom boom.
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  Speaker 2: And like your phone. You just please pick up what
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  Speaker 2: I'm putting down. Wife, just pick up, listen to what
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, and just go with the story.
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  Speaker 1: Go with me in this the carte sort of you here.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's see if she can do it or if
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  Speaker 2: she's gonna fold.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, high pressure, let's hit it.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, what is.
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  Speaker 7: Okays, time are well, okay?
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  Speaker 8: What is nobody is sover the ball? The police just
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  Speaker 8: pulled me over now for speeding. Do you want to
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  Speaker 8: just speak to this guy doesn't believe me. I told
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  Speaker 8: him that I'm rushing off to get you some chronic
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  Speaker 8: medication for your illness. E I've been told over for
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  Speaker 8: speeding more and this is the guy doesn't want to
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  Speaker 8: believe me. I've just told the officer now that I'm
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  Speaker 8: on my way to get your your chronic medication for
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  Speaker 8: your illness. And like you, I know you're really ill
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  Speaker 8: and you're standing right here next to me. I think
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  Speaker 8: you might want to talk to you. Do you want
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  Speaker 8: to hold on? Speak to him quickly that just just
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  Speaker 8: tell him, just tell him about your your your illness.
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  Speaker 8: Long you say.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, hello, whom I'm speaking to you?
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  Speaker 7: That's what speed was he driving?
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  Speaker 2: He was doing one hundred forty zone, which here is
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  Speaker 2: so what is the story here?
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  Speaker 9: Well, he's on his my arm.
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  Speaker 1: He's rushing to get me.
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  Speaker 2: He says that you are very sick and badly ill.
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  Speaker 2: He says it's some kind of an emergency with some
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  Speaker 2: medicine that he's rushing to you. He's you know yes, you.
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  Speaker 5: Know you don't sound to me girl, I am actually.
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  Speaker 1: What is the matter with you?
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  Speaker 3: I just said my kidney removed?
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  Speaker 1: You had your kidney removed?
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  Speaker 3: I just said my kidney removed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh goodness, me man, that sounds pretty chronic. Let me
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  Speaker 2: put you back to your husband.
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  Speaker 3: Don'd a should ever go into your comma.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put you back to your husband.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Who about yourself?
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  Speaker 6: That's kindly said you as.
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  Speaker 9: You are seeing me terribly now.
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  Speaker 7: Megan, Megan, Hello, Megs.
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  Speaker 1: It's worcked? Are you fun.
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  Speaker 5: Going to.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny ridiculousness.
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  Speaker 8: Love Yeah, I who was supporting?
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  Speaker 5: It's nearly baalid valid giving me a chronic illness? Yere yeah, er.
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  Speaker 6: You did that to the poor woman.
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  Speaker 1: She was amazing. Shame the pressure was too.
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  Speaker 5: You weren't all she did was he forgiven?
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  Speaker 2: And and look if you didn't know that that the
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  Speaker 2: symptom of having a kidney removed as a cough.
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  Speaker 1: It's a chest infection.
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  Speaker 4: And oh man, shut they okay?
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  Speaker 1: Fine?
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  Speaker 5: Is she okay?
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  Speaker 1: She's absolutely Oh dear.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, some of your messages from the prank.
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  Speaker 6: I will one hundred percent life for my shame.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Mainghan.
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  Speaker 9: You know reality singing, you know aterwards because you're you
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  Speaker 9: would go to the for your partner und Donkey show,
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  Speaker 9: which you're gonna blow your cover.
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  Speaker 5: I wouldn't do it my partner, but I would definitely
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  Speaker 5: do it for my children.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, was clear. It's funny.
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  Speaker 2: We were just talking about that or air, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: would you do it for your kids?
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  Speaker 5: Though?
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  Speaker 2: And you know what, doing a hundred k's in a
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  Speaker 2: forty zone is straight to jail. That's an arrestable defense.
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  Speaker 2: It's not a defense. It's not a fine. That's that's
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  Speaker 2: straight to joe. That makes sense in anything over sixty k's.
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  Speaker 2: But even it's less than that, if it's in a
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  Speaker 2: sixty zone, if it's in a school area.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's reckless. That's it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know in America, I was driving in America
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  Speaker 2: and there was this and I was driving with my
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  Speaker 2: American friend and we were pulling up to go fetch
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  Speaker 2: your son at school, and then there was you know,
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  Speaker 2: they've got those big yellow school buses you see in
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  Speaker 2: the movies and I was gonna pull out and overtake
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  Speaker 2: the school bus. He said, dude, stops up, up, up
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  Speaker 2: up up, zubs up. He said, if you do that
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  Speaker 2: in America, straight to jail boom. I think you get
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  Speaker 2: like five years or something ridiculous if you overtake a
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  Speaker 2: strict because with the school bus there, as soon as
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  Speaker 2: the school bus stops, everybody has to stop and a
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  Speaker 2: stop sign comes out beyond the school bus. Don't ever
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  Speaker 2: think of overtaking. Yeah, we I needly went to jail.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I remember, like scholar patrol used to be
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  Speaker 4: a big thing when we were at school.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's still a.
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  Speaker 4: Thing now where students would help with traffic to sell
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  Speaker 4: around because they'd be like reckless driving around school zones
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  Speaker 4: and school areas that actually they needed to intervene.
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  Speaker 2: The lollipop lady to be scholar patrol.
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  Speaker 6: I was also part of the trolley.
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  Speaker 5: But were you too, I was like, I don't want that.
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  Speaker 1: Job, the scholar patrol.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it went the big scars the place of
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  Speaker 4: the jacket, and there.
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  Speaker 6: It was very serious business.
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  Speaker 3: Not everyone could be part of the patrolly, only the
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  Speaker 3: special ones.
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  Speaker 6: And we even had a whistle at the end.
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  Speaker 5: But what does that mean? What does the whistle mean?
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  Speaker 1: Is that go stop?
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  Speaker 8: No?
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  Speaker 6: That that is us. That's the end of our session.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, militant heading back to Yeah, and you felt like
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  Speaker 3: you were the most important person when you were the
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  Speaker 3: one who.
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  Speaker 5: Got to blow them.
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  Speaker 1: You better get the rhythm, right, Did you have this?
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  Speaker 6: Of course we didna orange.
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  Speaker 1: So was that? Did everybody get that job every different day?
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  Speaker 6: Not everyone? You were selected by the teachers. We were
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  Speaker 6: part of.
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  Speaker 3: Was squad, so you were just a few people eies,
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  Speaker 3: so a few.
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  Speaker 2: People, same lollipop thing with the stops on and same whistle.
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  Speaker 1: Did they ever wash that whistle?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: I knew where you were going, but it was a
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  Speaker 6: different time. I don't think that whistle was ever washed.
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  Speaker 5: And there's kind of kind of something beautiful about that.
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  Speaker 6: Not in my time, our immune systems with just stranging
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  Speaker 6: out differently.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely absolutely agreed. I used to be a football referee.
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  Speaker 2: You just used to find a whistle anywhere in like
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  Speaker 2: the cupboard at the soccer club. I'm gonna ref this game.
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  Speaker 2: Where's a whistle? Oh yeah, this old crusted thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: she didn't die all day long? Okay, where we're going,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to use coming up after this
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  Speaker 5: Morning with Darren, Shirley Sieves and you