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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Tuesday Show! - Who Hates Their Job? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Hey, it's Tuesday.
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We're going live.
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Let's do it.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time!
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What is going on everybody?
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Welcome to lunch with the Clydesdale.
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One of my favorite people is in the
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chat.
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Hi, Lauren Olson, Lauren Olson,
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incredible, incredible grid athlete,
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incredible athlete by us.
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Yep.
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And she has a match this weekend.
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Everybody should go check her out.
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She's awesome.
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dude um she is awesome she's quite awesome
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she has one of the best senses of
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humor of a lot of people that i've
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met like she every time i get a
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chance to hang out with her um she
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cuts up and it's fun love it yeah
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what like truly make me laugh she's she's
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good it's funny because i've
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been friends a long time and i've seen
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her through this covering her and and
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stuff in the sport where like a complete
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elation when she made the games as a
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team complete um emotional let down when
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her teammate got hurt at the games and
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they couldn't compete
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like just a ton of like ups and
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downs with her and she's an amazing person
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in addition to being one of the funniest
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people on the internet she's fantastic so
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um yeah definitely gonna check her out
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this weekend uh houston bandits um she is
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the strength athlete and she kicks ass
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period hundred percent she's fun to watch
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Okay, guys, stop making me blush.
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Love you both.
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Yes, friends.
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Watch our grid match live.
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Shout out to Clydesdale Media for
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sponsoring me this season.
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Um, if you've never looked,
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I have no idea what's going on in
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grid.
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I have several friends that do it.
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Um, as a fact,
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Hannah Hardy is substituting on a,
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on a grid team this, uh, this weekend,
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Lauren, uh, John young, uh, my boy Taylor.
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So I liked several people.
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I love watching it.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on
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most of the time.
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And I don't care because it's exciting.
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It's fun to watch.
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The best part about Grid is it is
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start, finish an hour long.
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Maybe hour fifteen, right?
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And that's the piece that I think CrossFit
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is missing with excitement for their
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events is
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how can it be a sit down event
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i've told you i've dove into f-one because
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a race is start finish ninety minutes yep
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once every couple weeks it is i can
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commit that amount of time absolutely
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unless you're a nerd like us you've got
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to i mean you have to sit down
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for an entire weekend
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It's a lot of mood and life is
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still going on.
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If you're not specifically going to be at
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the event,
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everything else is still happening.
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Yep.
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So like, especially like people, man,
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do you see this at, you know,
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whatever competitions?
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Like, no,
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I was at my child's softball game.
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No, I did not see that.
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And for me, especially like, it is really.
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I don't say time consuming,
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but I am really hard pressed to try
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to go back and watch it again.
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Like watch it after it happened.
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I am not usually good with that unless
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it's the games, the games.
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I absolutely will.
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Lewis Hamilton's win was life-changing.
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Yeah, for people who don't follow F-One,
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Lewis Hamilton, seven-time champion,
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got his first win in a Ferrari,
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which is a big deal.
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He grew up loving Ferrari and switched
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over two years ago from Mercedes to
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Ferrari and got his first win.
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And the car was dominant.
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Ms.
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Lauren Olsen,
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are you going to Monster Games?
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Am I going to see you at Monster
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Games?
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Yes.
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I feel like Cassian Taylor commentators do
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a wonderful job explaining what's
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happening each race.
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You have some sort of idea what's coming
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next.
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Their commentating is top-notch.
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I think the grid broadcast is really a
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great example of both entertaining and
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factual.
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Not an easy thing to do.
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Yeah.
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Yes, Amanda.
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That's all we've been talking about.
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Yeah.
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No MG this year.
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I'm sure I'll be there spectating, though,
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and we'll come hug you.
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She gives the best hugs, too.
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Sign me up.
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I'm in.
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Before I got on, dude,
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I hate my job so much.
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So much.
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If I wasn't this close to retirement,
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I would lose.
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I was the either head trainer or over
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training for seventeen years of my career.
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When I came to my new job,
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I said,
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I will do anything you ask of me.
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I just don't want to train ever again.
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Period.
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Well, today I had to do a training.
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natural got all the stuff you got all
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my stuff prepared all that stuff i go
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it was like a conference type setting i
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go five minutes in a person comes over
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and goes oh we forgot to tell you
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you got bumped can you do next month
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instead you mean i wasted all this time
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and energy to do something i hate doing
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and you're gonna bump me yes indeed oh
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i was so pissed i did the one
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thing that you at that i asked you
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specifically not to do and i'm doing it
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anyway and now i'm not actually doing it
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even though i you yeah that's way too
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much that's a lot
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I'm good at it.
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I am good at training.
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I talk to people.
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I do this all day.
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Talking publicly is not a big deal for
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me.
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I just hate it.
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It is like the eyelash in Carolyn's eye
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from Sunday night.
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Just an irritant.
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My wife had one the other day and
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she kept doing this.
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Something in my eye.
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I was like, dude,
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I can't see anything at all.
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Yeah,
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if you missed the beginning of Sunday
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show,
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Carolyn was out for like ten minutes.
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Girl can play hockey.
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She can do taekwondo.
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She can do everything that CrossFit throws
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at her in whatever division she's in.
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Eyelash took her out.
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Eyelash took her out.
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That was the last straw.
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Yeah.
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That sucks.
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Hating your job is a rough life.
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Yeah.
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Today I really hate it.
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Other days I,
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it's not terrible if they just leave me
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alone.
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Just let me do my thing.
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Let me turn in my tickets.
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Let me do my stuff.
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I'm cool.
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Yeah.
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It's not much to ask, right?
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Just let me do my stuff and going
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about my business.
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Yeah.
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Um,
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Sometimes my eyes feel like there's a
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knife in them and I'm pretty sure it's
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just chalk.
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Well, I'm glad it's chalk.
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Maybe you're using too much chalk.
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Yeah,
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I'm glad it's chalk and not an actual
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knife because that would probably be
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pretty bad.
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Just saying, Amanda.
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Joseph Ramirez,
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I hate my job sometimes until payday.
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Well,
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I feel like most people hate their jobs
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until payday, so...
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My day job is Chinese water torture.
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That's an exotic job, Vicky.
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Just saying.
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What Vicky and Joseph and I all have
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in common is we work for the government.
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You can never use too much chalk.
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Andrew Sten says, Amanda,
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stop acting like LeBron with the chalk.
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I'm gonna tell you since I got my
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started using frog grip.
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I use so much less chalk.
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It's ridiculous.
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But now when I get if it's just
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straight barbell work, though, yeah,
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I would look like Tony Montana at the
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end of at the end of Scarface.
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Like I got it on my face.
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I got it on my hands.
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It's everywhere.
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It's ridiculous.
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I hate chalk.
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Here's the thing, dude.
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I sweat a lot.
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So like sweatbands on, you know,
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if I'm shirted or, you know,
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with a shirt,
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without a shirt at that point,
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like it's everywhere at that point.
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So like just trying to grip a barbell,
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especially if I'm doing some cycling,
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I have to have it because otherwise it
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will come clean out of my hands.
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It's happened before.
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So when I use a barbell,
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I never chalk ever, ever, ever, ever.
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That's insane.
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If I'm on the rig and I've got
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this side of beef hanging,
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I will put a little bit of chalk
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on my hands to dry up and be
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able to grip on.
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But I bought a box of chalk from
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Rogue for my garage gym,
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and I still have probably nine-tenths of
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the box.
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There's no way.
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There's no way Mark Phillips.
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I don't touch metal without chalk.
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I understand.
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I understand.
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Barbells, dumbbells,
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not so much for whatever reason, but like,
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if I got two hands on a barbell,
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I am probably covered in chalk from here
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down to here.
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Uh, Joseph, I look like a bread baker.
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Sometimes I sweat so much.
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Um,
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Yeah.
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You and Tristan are both in that like
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humid, hot, deep South.
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Yeah.
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It's muggy dude.
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Like yesterday.
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No.
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Saturday morning, I'm coaching class,
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and one of the coaches,
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one of my best friends, Aaron,
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when I tell you by the second round
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of what we were doing,
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he looked like he had been in a
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pool fully clothed.
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Like his shirt was soaked all the way
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through,
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and it wasn't just like it was damp.
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He was dripping as he was going in
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and out the door.
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Dude, when we do warm-up,
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I lay in Lake Schweitzer.
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Yeah, I believe it.
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It's ridiculous, dude.
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I sweat like a pig, but I just,
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honest to God, just barbell, I hate.
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I don't want that much grip.
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I want the barbell to, I don't know.
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It's just the feel.
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I hate it.
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Chalk and hook grip.
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Make sure I don't let go.
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Tristan lost a liter of body fluid
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yesterday, did a fifteen-minute AMRAP,
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then a C-tube bike for ten after.
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Yeah, dude.
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It's easy to do.
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Yeah.
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What kills me is you'll be watching an
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event,
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and someone goes and grabs the chalk and
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chalks up, and then they go like...
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They do something that doesn't even
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require their hands.
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If you're not chalking up for box jumps,
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are you really a CrossFitter, honestly?
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Yeah.
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I mean, come on.
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I use liquid chalk in my home gym,
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much less mess.
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I have one of those black Ohio bars,
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and I want it to stay black.
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I love the sleek look of it.
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but i don't know the shorty ball i
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just bought is also it is black at
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night but it's got two spots on it
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where my hands go probably going to be
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permanently white it don't matter how much
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unless i wipe it down completely like wet
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ragged it's it's going to be it's going
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to be bad
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I'm glad this was a typo,
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Cows and CrossFit,
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because I didn't know what you had your
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wife doing for you with a fetcher squat.
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But I was good to know that it
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was a typo for Zurcher.
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Go get it.
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But I don't need to.
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The knurls on that Ohio bar are still
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impeccable.
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Oh, I bet impeccable.
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And so I don't need I don't need
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by not chalking it, it stays grippy.
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Let him roll with it, folks.
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He also doesn't read books anymore.
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Let's just move on.
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I don't read books.
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And I don't use chalk.
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I did find out that rogue takes your
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HSA, your health savings.
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Yes.
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and i started looking at i started making
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a shopping list yes i saw that as
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well um had my daughter not uh gonna
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be getting braces uh next month uh we
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were gonna take a look at that hsa
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fund as well because uh they told me
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yesterday when i got home uh jennifer and
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jameson let me say
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Jennifer said,
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tell daddy that we got a big surprise
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for you for, uh, for father's day.
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I said, is it a C two bike?
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Cause like,
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I sounds like a pretty big surprise.
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Jennifer said,
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did you get me a C two bike
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for mother's day?
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And I said,
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if I got you a C two back
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from mother's dad,
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I had to fight you right here in
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the living room.
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Like that'd been a fist fight.
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So no, I did not,
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but I would like one just saying.
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Yeah.
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Yes, Ramirez.
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They take your HSA.
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You have to do like a...
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It's like a quick consult, basically,
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with somebody just to make sure that
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you're qualified to use it, basically.
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But yeah, they will take your HSA card.
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It's fantastic.
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Yeah,
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I want to get one of those foldable
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racks.
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Those things are nice.
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So it's a full rogue rack that...
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you pull a couple of pins and it
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folds up against the wall.
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Yep.
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Space saver.
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Uh, so yeah, I have enough equipment with,
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for my initial four hundred K spend was
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the best six hundred K spend I ever
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made.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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My budget is two hundred.
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So we agreed on four hundred and I
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spent six hundred and that's pretty much
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how that goes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it's not wrong.
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No one ever folds them back in.
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Ask me how I know.
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Well, I don't know where you live, Ed,
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but I live in the winter of the
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north.
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And what my thinking was is, yeah,
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I probably won't fold it in every time,
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but when I need to get a car
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in the garage,
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that space will be invaluable.
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HSA and Rogue seems a little dangerous.
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At some point, you have enough equipment.
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Do you, though?
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Do you?
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Hey, bro,
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bumper plates wear out eventually.
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I don't know if you knew that or
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not, but they will, over time,
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your little circle in the middle will
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start getting loose.
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Rubber starts going everywhere.
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Sooner or later,
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that's going to be a thing.
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I helped one of my best friends install
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his,
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and I guarantee you his is still not
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folded.
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It ain't never been folded back in since
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we put it up.
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I fold mine, but yeah, not every time.
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Get the forty one and a half inch.
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That is the one that's in my car
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right now.
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Possibly paid for by my HSA account.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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I don't have any HSA this year because
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of the heart procedure and the sinus
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procedure.
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But I'm hoping that now that all that
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is good and I'm getting getting my health
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back in order,
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like I won't need it next year.
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I know we won't ever be able to
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use ours because my daughter's getting her
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first set of braces next month.
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I told my daughter you get one.
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If you screw this one up,
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it's on you.
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It's not that.
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So she's still got her two eye teeth
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are still up in her gums.
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So this set is going to be to
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separate her teeth enough where those can
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come down and
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And then once that happens,
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we can look and see if she's actually
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going to need the next pair,
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the next set, whatever,
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and to straighten everything out and give
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her a million-dollar smile.
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And I'm like, fabulous.
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You just put a corn noodle on me
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for the rest of my life.
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Awesome.
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Thanks.
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Appreciate that, Dr. Hollis.
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Yay.
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Meg says,
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I should have all the kids' braces paid
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off by Christmas.
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Twenty-twenty-nine.
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My son...
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was supposed to have them for like a
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year or two years something like that he
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refused to wear his rubber bands five
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years later they finally took him off
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because his teeth were good this many i
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don't know if you know this or not
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but that's a lot like he was on
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he was on visit three hundred i don't
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know some ridiculous number of like sixty
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two that's how many times
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they his orthodontist moved twice from one
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building to another building and then they
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built a brand new building and he went
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to visits in all three buildings that's
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how long he had his braces dude when
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i had mine it was get them on
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get them off i'm done with this i
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want to choose some bubble gum yeah
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represent um
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Mark says,
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I paid for two sets of braces.
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The only one still wears the retainer.
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Fun.
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My daughter, we bought the retainer,
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had it fitted, went, got it,
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picked it up.
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Hundreds of dollars later, right?
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For the retainer alone,
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not even the braces part.
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She lost it day two.
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Oh, Meg with the headgear.
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I can just picture.
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Meg with the headgear.
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The whole big thing around.
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That actually explains a lot, Meg,
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that she made you wear it to school
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so you never forget it and never wear
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it again.
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Bet you were picking up all the boys.
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Hey, what's up, y'all?
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Sweet Jesus.
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You can eat those, Todd Stubb.
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You have some of your tots.
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Get your own.
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Don't start me on that because I won't
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stop.
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I got issues when it comes to Napoleon
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Dynamite.
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Moving right along.
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I look like white Michael Springham.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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From kindergarten.
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oh my gosh i'm trying to remember how
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jacked up were your teeth meg for real
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can you go another way through high school
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that's a long time all right guys um
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we're off the rails already which is fine
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because everybody has shown this
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leaderboard but we'll show it here
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here's the women's leaderboard from the
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online semifinals alexis raptus is
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currently in the lead erica folo alex
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kazan mathilde garness jess green ariel
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lowen claudia gluck and janie chevre are
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currently going to the games as it stands
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today but the points are very very tight
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points are ridiculously tight considering
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there's a three-way tie
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For fifth place,
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which is not actually fifth place because
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Alex already qualified.
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But that is bananas crazy, dude.
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So my question to you is,
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what was not on your bingo card?
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Oh, Eric Ofola.
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One hundred percent.
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Like.
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I really thought,
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I figured Alexie Zan was probably going to
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end up like fighting for first or second
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places.
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She was strictly doing it to try to
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win money.
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Matilda Garnes, absolutely.
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Sure.
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Not a big deal.
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I get that.
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And the other three,
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that's down below them.
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All makes sense to be, you know,
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in that fight, in that hunt.
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um claudia gluck after seeing janie chevry
23:07
uh live sure absolutely um she's an animal
23:10
completely did not see erica folo coming
23:13
yeah i didn't see jess green i didn't
23:17
see erica folo here's the thing i don't
23:19
even know who jess green is i know
23:21
who erica folo is that's the that's the
23:22
difference for me right like i have no
23:25
idea who jess green is good for her
23:28
like not, you know, not, not, but like,
23:32
I know who Erica Foley is,
23:33
did not see her,
23:34
not necessarily not qualifying,
23:36
but certainly not finishing second online.
23:40
So, yeah,
23:41
it looks like someone's been in the lab,
23:43
like working her tail off.
23:46
Good for her.
23:47
She didn't do much.
23:48
She didn't do any in person.
23:49
Did she?
23:50
Not that I know of.
23:52
She must've been just,
23:55
three times a day hitting it getting ready
23:58
for this one shot well she's i can't
24:02
don't do it don't do it i'm not
24:05
i'll say this she looks like she's adopted
24:08
the uh or it appears that she's adopted
24:10
the whole work in silence and you know
24:15
don't never let them see next move type
24:17
deal because that's impressive
24:22
Considering the company, right?
24:25
Alexis, Alex, Matilde, Ariel,
24:30
that is some pretty high company to be
24:31
in.
24:32
And to finish up that Claudia,
24:35
to finish where she did,
24:37
I didn't see that coming at all.
24:38
Yeah.
24:42
Daniel says,
24:43
does this mean Jenny got in on a
24:44
technicality since Alex already has a
24:46
ticket?
24:47
That's how I see it.
24:48
If the leaderboard were finalized now,
24:50
of course I wouldn't call it a
24:52
technicality.
24:54
I,
24:55
I think the rule is stupid that allows
24:58
Alex Kazan to compete just for money.
25:01
It just,
25:02
it's another thing that makes explaining
25:04
what we do confusing.
25:06
Yep.
25:07
And
25:09
I've used this example.
25:11
If I'm the Chicago Bears and I win
25:13
the NFC North with five games left to
25:17
go in the season,
25:19
I can't go to the NFC South and
25:20
try to win that division too.
25:25
Or just win whatever bonuses I got because
25:28
that's all she was doing.
25:29
She was just literally trying to win
25:32
money.
25:32
That's all she wanted.
25:35
But they let her.
25:35
I mean,
25:36
that's how the rules are set up.
25:38
And I agree.
25:39
It's absolutely insane.
25:41
It should be, at the very minimum,
25:45
it's the Wilson-Pock rule.
25:47
Oh, you're already qualified?
25:48
Cool.
25:49
You don't get to do this.
25:50
I don't give a damn if there's money
25:52
involved or not.
25:53
Sorry, you don't get to do this.
25:55
Moving right along.
25:56
This is for people who have not qualified
25:57
yet, especially this one.
26:00
I don't call it the last chance qualifier,
26:02
but it is the last chance qualifier.
26:04
I want to make this abundantly clear.
26:06
As I told Justin Kotler last night,
26:08
I do not blame Alex.
26:10
No, not at all.
26:11
Allow her to do this.
26:13
And if you want to go get money
26:14
and the rules allow you to do it
26:16
more power to you.
26:18
It's just a dumb rule.
26:20
Yeah, absolutely.
26:22
Kudos to her for, for,
26:24
for giving it a shot.
26:24
Like, Hey, I'm going to go.
26:26
And like somebody said in the chat,
26:27
that's what she said.
26:28
I don't want their spot.
26:29
I want their lunch money.
26:31
Good on her for doing that.
26:33
I'm not mad at her whatsoever.
26:36
I just think it's a dumb rule.
26:39
It's absolutely ridiculous.
26:42
Just on the outside looking in is Maddie
26:44
Faust, Bear Gross, Bjorn's daughter,
26:49
Holly Tynan, Elena Caratala,
26:51
Carolyn Stanley.
26:54
There's ties all over the place in this
26:56
thing, man.
26:57
There really are.
26:59
Rebecca Vitteson.
27:03
One, two, three.
27:05
There's another tie.
27:05
There's another tie.
27:07
Yeah, it's crazy.
27:10
Sydney McElishan, Gracie Walton, Rolf,
27:15
Trista.
27:15
Yep.
27:19
So that's the women's side.
27:21
On the men's side...
27:28
Again,
27:28
I saw comments already that this isn't
27:30
going to stay the same because they've
27:32
already looked at videos.
27:34
Guy Mejiaos is first, Quinn Robinson,
27:36
Nick Matthew, Justin Medeiros,
27:38
Spencer Panczyk, Colton Mertens,
27:40
and Pat Vellner.
27:41
Yeah.
27:45
And if anybody says anything other than
27:48
Guy as being a shock to being at
27:50
the top of this list,
27:51
y'all are delusional.
27:52
Yeah, I wouldn't have him at the top.
27:57
No.
27:58
There's no way.
27:59
After seeing Quinn Robinson in person,
28:01
a hundred percent.
28:02
I get it.
28:03
Like dude's fit.
28:04
He's fit.
28:05
He's strong.
28:05
He's all of the things.
28:06
He just can't do a handstand pushup,
28:08
whatever.
28:08
Not a big deal.
28:09
We can, we can work around that.
28:11
Yeah.
28:11
I, I think he's,
28:15
I think it doesn't surprise me that he's
28:17
in the top ten,
28:18
but winning it is a shock to me.
28:20
Correct.
28:21
Correct.
28:22
I'm not saying the dude's not fit by
28:23
a stretch of the imagination,
28:24
but nobody was expecting that whatsoever.
28:28
And if you say you were,
28:29
you're lying or you're resilient.
28:38
The men's leaderboard... Oh, what's wrong?
28:40
Gosh, dang it.
28:42
okay now i've just uh yeah things i
28:45
don't want to click it happens okay let's
28:50
try this again the men's leaderboard will
28:52
change after the reviews gee nick matthews
28:55
and pat v are in trouble i want
28:59
to i want to
29:01
I hate saying these things live on the
29:03
air because I think it makes people then
29:06
go look and those people just get buried,
29:09
right?
29:10
And then there's not an equal distribution
29:12
of review throughout the leaderboard.
29:15
And I think for this to work,
29:17
there should be an equal distribution down
29:20
the leaderboard checking all the videos
29:23
because all the scores matter.
29:25
Just like,
29:27
I think it's John George that said,
29:30
Alex Kazan scores should be scrubbed.
29:32
Every point hurts with that kind of
29:35
scoring.
29:35
So every person she beats gets one point
29:38
penalty.
29:41
Yeah.
29:44
If it affects the leaderboard,
29:47
then you need to look at it.
29:50
End of story.
29:51
It's simple.
29:53
If your score affects the leaderboard one
29:56
way or another, then...
29:59
And your videos need to be looked at,
30:01
period.
30:02
And it needs to be within the rules,
30:04
right?
30:04
No, none of the slow, super slow-mo,
30:07
pause it.
30:08
If we've seen, if we're hitting death,
30:09
all that nonsense that people do,
30:11
unfortunately,
30:13
that you're not supposed to do.
30:15
If you've taken the judge's course,
30:17
it's into the online portion.
30:18
You're supposed to watch it through at
30:19
full speed, plain and simple.
30:22
If you're just going to fix the
30:23
leaderboard.
30:24
Yep.
30:26
Amanda says Colton falling off their open,
30:28
still making the cut is wild unofficially.
30:32
So I have something for you,
30:33
since you said that,
30:35
that I've found even more wild than
30:37
Colton.
30:42
Did you see Mathilde Garnas,
30:44
one of my favorite athletes ever,
30:47
do box jumps?
30:49
I did not.
30:52
Come on.
30:52
There we go.
31:00
Wow.
31:06
Oh.
31:12
She passed out at the top of the
31:14
box.
31:14
Now watch.
31:15
Oh, I still got more to do.
31:17
Down I go.
31:20
And up.
31:23
Yeah, she got Taylor's help.
31:26
Can you believe that it,
31:28
but she kept going.
31:29
Yeah.
31:32
That's actually, so Taylor,
31:34
when Taylor did it,
31:35
he landed and then slowly kind of just
31:39
fell off.
31:39
Like she landed and then fell over
31:41
backwards,
31:44
landing on apparently her neck that did
31:46
not look good at all.
31:48
Holy smokes.
31:50
Ladies and gentlemen,
31:51
if you ever want to know what full
31:52
stand looks like,
31:54
it ain't gotta be real fast.
31:57
Yeah.
31:57
So you have full effort and that's what
31:59
that is right there.
32:01
You want to say that these athletes are
32:03
spoiled and pampered and blah, blah, blah.
32:05
Colton falls off a rope.
32:07
Matilde falls off a box out cold and
32:11
does more burpees.
32:12
Yeah.
32:13
Got up and was like, Oh no,
32:14
I'm not done.
32:15
I'm not done.
32:20
Did you see that Colton, uh,
32:22
like posted that video and said,
32:23
this is not like, uh,
32:25
this is not a skit.
32:26
Like I, I actually fell off the rope.
32:28
Like this is my actual workout.
32:30
Cause people thought he was messing with
32:31
people.
32:32
Cause he does that.
32:32
He will do that kind of shit.
32:33
He's like, no, no, no, no.
32:35
This is for real.
32:37
I fell off the rope and still is
32:39
finishing in sixth place.
32:42
And he's an, and he's a,
32:43
he's a monster.
32:45
Uh, talk about going to a dark place.
32:47
Yeah.
32:49
Going to a dark place and then making
32:51
yourself comfortable there because if you
32:53
fell off the box backwards because you
32:55
basically passed out, rolled over,
32:57
got back, and was like,
32:58
I still need to keep going,
33:00
you're comfortable there.
33:01
Like, not a big deal.
33:02
This is what we're doing.
33:06
I don't know if you saw the
33:07
behind-the-scenes of Amy Kringle training.
33:09
Have you seen it?
33:10
No, I have not.
33:11
I didn't know such a thing was a
33:12
thing.
33:13
Yeah,
33:14
it's – I'm going to share my screen
33:17
here.
33:18
So I don't know if you can see
33:20
that.
33:20
Damn, I forgot my headphones.
33:25
I want it that way.
33:28
Tell me why ain't nothing but a heartache.
33:33
Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake.
33:38
Tell me why I never want to hear
33:41
you say I want it that way.
33:52
Probably won't get dinged playing that
33:54
either.
33:56
Isn't that freaking awesome?
33:58
That's amazing.
33:58
I can just picture you doing that at
34:00
the gym.
34:01
I've done that at the gym.
34:03
Music stopped for whatever reason.
34:04
I'm absolutely saying that has a hundred
34:06
percent been a thing.
34:09
You can ask any one of my,
34:10
anybody that's ever been in one of my
34:11
classes, if the music stopped, no worries,
34:13
y'all.
34:14
I got you.
34:16
I've also done it when the music hadn't
34:17
stopped,
34:17
like during warmups and shit like that.
34:19
I'll just go to singing out of my,
34:20
out of my brain.
34:21
Like that's, yeah, it's fine.
34:23
Uh, Daniel Arnson can relate to Matilde.
34:26
Uh, he came close to passing out,
34:27
getting up from his chair too fast.
34:30
Sometimes it be like that, bro.
34:35
Um, yeah.
34:36
Hexie lover.
34:36
Maybe Matilde drank third Z before box
34:39
jumps and it kicked in too soon.
34:41
That's a thing you got to be careful
34:42
about with third Z.
34:43
You gotta be responsible.
34:44
It is so good at what it does
34:46
by helping you get a good night's sleep.
34:49
If you drink it too soon or too
34:50
early in the day,
34:52
you might get a mid box jump.
34:54
You might get a good afternoon sleep
34:56
instead of a good night's sleep.
34:57
And out you go.
34:58
Yeah.
35:01
But she recovered quickly because of all
35:03
that collagen protein and right back to
35:06
the burpees.
35:06
A hundred percent.
35:09
And you can get it for fifteen percent
35:10
off using promo code Jazzy at checkout or
35:14
go to thirdsy.com backslash Jazzy.
35:18
Fifteen percent off.
35:19
Fifteen, baby.
35:28
So.
35:28
So.
35:30
And she did.
35:32
Mathilde used Jazzy because we're friends.
35:34
A hundred percent.
35:39
Why do I constantly confuse Grace Walton
35:41
and Amy Kringle?
35:42
Because you need glasses?
35:43
Yeah.
35:46
That's an excellent question.
35:47
I have absolutely no idea.
35:49
Because I... Grace isn't a close talker.
35:54
She doesn't back me up over a box.
35:56
Yeah.
35:58
all up in your all up in your
36:00
personal space yeah also isn't gracie from
36:04
isn't gracie australian yeah yeah and amy
36:07
from the island man oh yeah amy's from
36:09
the island man which i don't know if
36:10
you know this now but that's on completely
36:12
opposite sides of the planet so there's
36:15
that as well i mean they both do
36:17
crossfit do you get all crossfit chicks
36:20
confused like i can understand that could
36:21
be a thing i guess
36:24
Daniel wants to know if he mixes his
36:25
pre-workout and thirdsy,
36:27
would it be like mixing an upper and
36:29
a downer?
36:29
Would I be able to click RX plus
36:31
if I complete the session doing that?
36:34
No,
36:34
but you may pass out at the top
36:35
of the box,
36:36
wake up and then be able to do
36:38
more burpee box jump overs because it's
36:40
that roller coaster.
36:42
You're riding the snake.
36:43
I'm going to say that it's probably not
36:45
a great idea.
36:46
It sounds like a waste of both thirdsy
36:48
and your pre-workout.
36:51
Probably not the greatest thing in the
36:52
whole world.
36:54
It's like a bong rip and an espresso
36:56
in the morning.
37:00
I wouldn't know, but... Yeah,
37:02
I believe you.
37:03
But...
37:08
I used to confuse Vellner and the
37:09
professor.
37:12
Bro.
37:13
I mean, they're both Canadian.
37:16
But I don't think that counts.
37:18
One's six inches taller.
37:20
One is way paler.
37:23
way ginger yeah one of them looks like
37:27
an accountant because he is an accountant
37:33
wow apparently ramirez gets uh mistaken
37:37
for dallin pepper all the time i'll
37:41
understand dude i get it i get it
37:43
i get i get matt fraser on a
37:46
regular basis everybody's like man
37:49
I can't believe you're here.
37:50
Shouldn't you be in Vermont somewhere?
37:52
Yeah, probably should.
37:56
Someone thought I was Andy Thor's
37:57
daughter, so... I don't know.
38:00
I can see where they would have made
38:01
that distinction.
38:02
I don't know.
38:15
There's a lot of posts out there right
38:17
now with the videos.
38:18
It's hard to follow them all.
38:24
I do take exception.
38:25
So, Vellner on his last box jump,
38:28
Hiller says he jumped off.
38:30
It looked more like he fell one foot
38:32
first to the other.
38:37
I don't know if I would call that
38:38
a jump off.
38:40
Now,
38:40
most of those things Hiller has right
38:42
down.
38:44
to the standards and all that kind of
38:45
stuff, right?
38:49
That's going to be subjective.
38:52
Because one foot came before the other.
38:55
It looked more like a stumble down than
38:57
a step down.
38:58
I've gotten credit in person for a stumble
39:01
down.
39:02
I'm just saying, instead of a step down.
39:06
Yes, like Wayne said, controlled fall.
39:10
Hiller apologized for that.
39:11
Oh, I didn't see that part.
39:13
So much the better.
39:15
Again,
39:15
I was preparing for a training that I
39:17
was to end up not doing.
39:19
Yeah.
39:23
I'm mad at Pat still,
39:24
but I want him to make it one
39:25
last time.
39:26
Why be mad?
39:27
Why waste our time being mad?
39:32
Does he owe you money?
39:33
What are you mad at him for?
39:34
I don't understand.
39:36
Trust me, Daniel.
39:37
I've made a lot of stupid decisions in
39:39
my life that I have regretted.
39:41
Thank goodness that there's grace in the
39:43
world and I can be forgiven for that.
39:47
I cannot think of a possible reason why
39:51
I would be mad at somebody I don't
39:54
know, first of all.
39:57
unless there's plenty of people i'm mad at
39:59
that i know i don't need to waste
40:01
it i don't know plenty enough time for
40:03
that i mean unless they've done something
40:04
completely heinous like you know some kind
40:07
of like mass murderer type stuff like yeah
40:10
okay i don't like that guy at all
40:11
but i can't fathom being like legitimately
40:15
angry at a crossfit games athlete
40:19
whom I'll more than likely never meet.
40:22
And even if I do,
40:24
I'm not going to know him long enough.
40:26
Unless they walk up and kick me dead
40:27
in the balls, okay,
40:29
that could be a problem.
40:31
But other than that, dude,
40:33
I don't get it.
40:34
Because I like being mad, Scott.
40:36
Let me have my emotions.
40:38
Uh-oh, now I've made Daniel mad.
40:41
Now he's mad at you.
40:42
Yeah.
40:45
Ken Walter sometimes gets mistaken for an
40:47
old man all the time.
40:50
Yeah, but a jacked old man.
40:53
He's a big dude.
40:53
Yeah.
40:58
Doggone it.
41:05
I'm mad at Emma Carey almost killing me
41:07
at Granite Games.
41:08
I'm so mad at you, Andrew Sten,
41:09
for no repping her.
41:12
She could have won Granite Games that
41:14
year, but you took it away from her.
41:19
How dare you, Anderson?
41:22
Being a judge with standards and ethics
41:25
and morals.
41:26
What are you thinking?
41:28
You no good, SOB.
41:32
You no good, SOB.
41:34
How dare you?
41:45
I'm not mad at her,
41:46
but I'm still so sad Mal O'Brien quit.
41:49
I'm just happy she's happy.
41:52
She's a child.
41:55
So the fact that she took time to,
41:57
like, figure herself out,
41:59
whatever that ends up looking like,
42:00
good on her.
42:02
She's a child.
42:03
Like, they could have ended way worse.
42:07
Kenneth Lapp heard that Emma Carey quit
42:09
CrossFit because Andrew Stone.
42:10
Yeah.
42:13
It lingered,
42:15
it lingered so long that she was finally
42:16
like, you know what?
42:18
I just can't deal with it.
42:20
I just can't deal with it anymore.
42:21
Uh,
42:25
I'm mad at Julie Foucher for rupturing her
42:27
Achilles.
42:28
I'm not gonna give us,
42:30
it gave us a fantastic, uh,
42:32
robe t-shirt with her doing that handstand
42:34
walk on her, uh, in the boot.
42:36
That was pretty damn cool.
42:38
It was Daniel was,
42:40
it was a glass case of emotions.
42:45
Yeah.
42:45
And what was cool was that a couple
42:51
months later, she was my L one instructor.
42:53
Julie was was she still in the boot?
42:55
She was still in the boot.
42:57
Still working out at lunch in the boot.
42:59
Oh, yeah, I got to.
43:02
Or as Pat Vellner would say in the
43:03
boot, the boot in the boot.
43:06
The what the boot?
43:09
The who?
43:12
So if you guys remember Amy,
43:14
who was on this show for a while,
43:15
her and I took her out one together.
43:17
And she is the biggest Julie Fouché fan
43:20
in the world.
43:21
Like stalker-esque.
43:22
No, just kidding.
43:24
I've met Amy.
43:25
She's probably stalker-esque.
43:26
We can go with that.
43:27
It's fine.
43:28
And in the first breakout session,
43:30
Julie was my instructor in that group.
43:34
and uh and it was what was it
43:36
it was uh just getting into like the
43:39
the pool position like the deadlift that
43:43
right and so to get me in the
43:45
right place she she did the
43:48
I don't know the contact cue of like
43:52
pushing my lumbar down.
43:54
And so I came back to the seat
43:57
and Amy's like,
43:58
I can't believe you got split up with
43:59
Julie.
44:00
And I was like, yeah.
44:01
And she touched my lumbar curve.
44:04
Not only that,
44:06
Not only did she instruct me,
44:09
she put her hand on my lumbar curve.
44:13
Amy was so pissed.
44:15
Be jealous.
44:17
It was one of the funniest moments ever.
44:20
Be jealous.
44:21
That's fantastic.
44:26
Doesn't Julie not jive with our community
44:28
anymore?
44:29
I don't know.
44:31
I don't know.
44:33
I really don't know.
44:35
People make choices in life.
44:36
She's happy.
44:37
She was so miserable for so many years.
44:40
Finally found happiness.
44:41
Just let her be happy.
44:44
I don't really care if she does or
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not.
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I have so little time, which is none,
44:51
to be completely honest,
44:52
with people who don't appreciate what we
44:54
do to hell with them.
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we will welcome you in if you want
44:59
to come.
44:59
And if you don't like it,
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you don't have to, that's cool too.
45:03
Good for you.
45:04
Moving right along.
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Yeah.
45:08
Um,
45:10
Julie and I became Julie Foucher and I
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became friends over the years.
45:13
And, um, I, I was on her podcast,
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uh, many years ago.
45:18
Um, and she still has it.
45:21
It's just more focused on the medical side
45:23
of her life now.
45:23
Well, she is Dr. Julie Foucher.
45:26
So that makes sense.
45:28
Yeah.
45:28
And she's recently got married and, uh,
45:31
she's pregnant or has just given birth or
45:34
one of those things.
45:35
It's hard for me to stay up with
45:37
all that,
45:37
but at some point she's got a child.
45:40
Yeah.
45:42
Um, so yeah.
45:48
So Daniel,
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I think the whole thing was COVID split
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the country that,
45:53
and she was on one side and people
45:54
were on the other.
45:57
And then she was with wild health.
46:00
She was doing stuff with them and they
46:03
were very much a part of the community.
46:05
They were a sponsor of the games.
46:08
then there was a thing where wild health
46:11
became more of a CrossFit health and they
46:14
tried to like integrate themselves within
46:16
the CrossFit community and that ruffled
46:19
some feathers.
46:20
And so people were then again,
46:21
picking sides, all of that stuff.
46:25
Um, if it were my guess,
46:28
I don't think she hates CrossFit.
46:29
I don't think,
46:30
I think she loves what it did for
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her.
46:32
I think she loves it as a fitness,
46:34
um,
46:36
thing it's just her priority shifted when
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she found happiness found love they had i
46:45
think they adopted a child and then now
46:48
she's pregnant so her priorities just
46:53
focused refocused seasons of life baby
46:58
i've never heard her bad mouth crossfit
47:00
right and we have heard other people
47:05
bad mouth CrossFit that used to be games
47:07
athletes.
47:09
Yeah.
47:14
But people love the CrossFit Medical
47:15
Society.
47:16
What's the difference?
47:17
It's a big difference.
47:19
CrossFit Medical Society is more about the
47:20
funding.
47:22
Wild Health was more about preventative
47:26
medicine as opposed to reactive medicine.
47:31
I did Wild Health for a couple years.
47:33
It is really cool.
47:35
They sponsored the show for a while.
47:36
They did.
47:38
And I got my DNA taken,
47:39
and it gives you what the likelihood of
47:42
this or that is based on your DNA.
47:45
It was actually really, really cool.
47:49
The only problem I ever had with Wild
47:51
Health is the demand was so great,
47:54
and they couldn't get enough doctors to
47:58
meet that demand,
47:58
so the wait times got to be long.
48:03
It's an interesting problem to have.
48:07
Yeah, and they're still around.
48:09
They're still around.
48:10
Well, good for them.
48:12
So, yeah.
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But it's a cool thing.
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Yeah.
48:21
With that, I guess, shoot,
48:23
we're at the end of the day.
48:25
Time to get back to work.
48:27
Time to go prepare for something that
48:28
they're going to cancel anyway.
48:32
That's my whole job right now because
48:35
there's a governor's election in November.
48:38
So our administration is changing.
48:41
Our governor is finishing up his second
48:43
term.
48:43
So he cannot rerun.
48:46
So we are getting a whole new boss
48:49
come January.
48:50
And all these projects we're working on
48:52
will probably be scrapped.
48:54
And we're going to start anew with the
48:55
new guy.
48:57
As they all want to do whenever that
48:59
kind of stuff happens.
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Yeah.
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With that,
49:03
hope everybody has a great CrossFit day.
49:05
Hope your workouts are going awesome.
49:08
After this morning,
49:09
I need a good workout this afternoon.
49:12
Absolutely.
49:14
So with that,
49:15
hope you guys have a great one.
49:17
Don't forget to use that code Jazzy at
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checkout with Thirdsy.
49:21
And with that,
49:22
I'll see everybody next time on Lunch with
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the Clydesdale and the Cowboy.
49:28
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
49:30
room to jazz me up.
49:32
I'm already jazzy.
49:43
Midday motivation every time you press
49:46
call.
50:01
Lunch with the Glidesdale Cavalry in the
50:02
heat.
50:03
Crossfit movies, music on repeat.
50:05
Half hour hustle, yeah,
50:06
we building that brand.
50:07
Grab a plate, shoot it,
50:08
now you're part of the fam.