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Episode 34: Home Sweet Home · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: M hm.
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  Speaker 2: Hm, Well hello jerrym my bride. Look at me. Hello
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  Speaker 2: for the audio listeners. I'm not dusty, I'm not dirty.
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  Speaker 2: My fingernails are nearly all well, with nine and a
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  Speaker 2: half fingernails. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: He's clean, ladies and gentlemen. He showed up here clean.
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  Speaker 1: I nearly asked him who died?
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  Speaker 2: I know, don't I look like I've been to a funeral,
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  Speaker 2: because literally I have just no shy hanging off me like, well, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, I don't know, but I don't. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know about funeral, Tom. I think maybe local council meeting.
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  Speaker 2: That's it does actually have that bang. It doesn't know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm looking. I look like that I could be
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  Speaker 2: asking for your number one.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you've you've you've got, You've got the rural Ireland.
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  Speaker 1: Go any more uniform on which is jacket check shot.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think this would have happened, but this has happened.
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  Speaker 1: To go anywhere uniform, You go anywhere.
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  Speaker 2: There, wait anywhere anywhere. I keep this jacket in the
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  Speaker 2: car for just the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Do whatever you want.
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  Speaker 2: A pocket that can fit exactly one point of the grapes.
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  Speaker 2: It's perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Well You're all very welcome along to the Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. The man might be clean, but the content
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  Speaker 1: certainly isn't. My name is Jerry mcbridey is Tom o'maney.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome along on. I believe this will be No.
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  Speaker 1: No our last podcast in November, but not our first
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  Speaker 1: podcast in December. An important rule to make Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ here, you've already thrown me. This is like
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  Speaker 2: watching back to the future again. And now I can't
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  Speaker 2: follow any timeline whatsoever. I just go by what Jerry says.
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  Speaker 2: I know, mondays, that's when we meet. We meet mondays.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: I got nothing else.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I don't look at I don't look at the
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  Speaker 1: calendar for months on end to I'm not just look
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  Speaker 1: out side and the leaves are falling.
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  Speaker 2: I measure mine by the bins, but Jerry measure by the.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, yes, lady time. We're all very welcome along to
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  Speaker 1: them Jerry show. We have a very special episode for you.
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  Speaker 1: This is one that Week had kind of planned for
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  Speaker 1: a long time. We just didn't know when it was
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. I was waiting on one man to
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  Speaker 1: lead the dance. Here now and we're going to go
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  Speaker 1: straight into that with the first segment of the show,
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  Speaker 1: which as you know, is called the Weekly What have You,
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  Speaker 1: where we discussed the weekly What have You? But this
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  Speaker 1: week's Weekly What have You has been one long coming.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of I a lot of what have you, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of strands to keep in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Man, it has and to be fair, it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: selfish office to talk about ourselves. But look at it
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  Speaker 2: has featured so long in this show that we finally our.
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  Speaker 1: Name on the show, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. We could talk about just us for eternity
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  Speaker 2: if we wanted it. And there is plenty going on
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  Speaker 2: in the world. But I think a lot of people
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  Speaker 2: are probably going, you know what, it's easier just to
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  Speaker 2: listen to the two lads and nish right now they do.
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  Speaker 2: And the fact that my ASMRA hands aren't rustling into
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  Speaker 2: the microphone anymore. We finally got the house finished here,
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  Speaker 2: we got it in, we got in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if that's not a weekly What have You, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: I do know. I don't know what is Tom. For
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  Speaker 1: those of you listening, long term listeners will know that
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  Speaker 1: for almost the entirety of this latest iteration of the
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  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show, all thirty some odd weeks of it.
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  Speaker 1: Tom has been built a.
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  Speaker 2: House, Yeah yeah, and it yeah, it culminated at the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I sent you a picture, yes, of all of us
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  Speaker 2: going in. McBride sent me back because it's like your
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  Speaker 2: kid's been hit with a shrink rate every so often.
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  Speaker 2: I don't see it and then somebody says it, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: christ Yeah, he looks exactly like I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What Tom's kid looks like. Tom's kid looks like the
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  Speaker 1: version of Tom that visits you in a dream. You
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't go that way, Tom, Why are you talking like that.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when they don't trust them, when like Captain
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  Speaker 2: America and they shrunk him down to look skinny that time. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's bizarre. It's and I don't know when it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna wear off. He's gonna start looking like his mother
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  Speaker 2: a bitter. It looks like I just had him, do
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? I had him like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like Bob Baffett got cloned in Star Wars from his dad.
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  Speaker 2: Was dead.
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  Speaker 1: So we're not here to talk about the kid, Tom.
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  Speaker 1: We're here to talk about the house. Congratulations to you
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  Speaker 1: and the family. Finally into the house.
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  Speaker 2: Finally into the house, and I mean anybody.
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  Speaker 1: I understand it was a smooth process to get there, right, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, No hardship whatsoever, nothing, nothing, no hardship, but
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  Speaker 2: it yeah, it did shave years of my life, you know,
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  Speaker 2: if if you're interested on that one. But it came
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  Speaker 2: in scheduled for we were, you know, the whole will
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  Speaker 2: you be in before Christmas? And people people looked at me,
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  Speaker 2: people looked to be when because it's seen enough Grand
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  Speaker 2: Designs chair and it'd seen enough you know, derm at
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  Speaker 2: Pandance and never to know that there was no way
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  Speaker 2: we were getting in before Christmas, not a hope. I've
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  Speaker 2: seen enough of these shows to be an expert on
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  Speaker 2: these things. So best the look. You know, if you
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  Speaker 2: want to camp out in the front yard and think
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  Speaker 2: you're in there before Christmas, but I put my foot
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  Speaker 2: down and I said, absolutely not. You will find that
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  Speaker 2: tummy and family will be fucking in there, and not
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  Speaker 2: just before Christmas, before December starts well before.
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question, Tom, Okay, and this
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  Speaker 1: is no slight whatsoever, But when you say the house
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  Speaker 1: is finished. Now, how finished are we talking about? Because
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  Speaker 1: I know I have I have lived in houses that
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  Speaker 1: weren't one hundred percent finished in so far as I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I just need a bedroom and a toilet
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  Speaker 1: and a kitchen. And what are we doing here? Have
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  Speaker 1: you got every spare room painted? Or are you no?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, and by finished like this is the
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  Speaker 2: be the I suppose they are the artistic license. Let's
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  Speaker 2: put an asterisk beside finished, because this isn't the finish
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  Speaker 2: that you see three years later in grand designs. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: now I'm going to say eighty seven percent finished.
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  Speaker 1: That'll do.
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  Speaker 2: There's and that most of that is the floors, like
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  Speaker 2: the two spare rooms will take about two good Saturdays
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  Speaker 2: and Sundays to finish them.
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  Speaker 1: Out times you're going to say two or three years,
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  Speaker 1: because I've been in I've been in rooms like that
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  Speaker 1: where it's a you know, the spare room remains the
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  Speaker 1: spare room for a decade.
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  Speaker 2: When you'll see you'll see it because we're moving ship.
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  Speaker 2: We're moving ship. The next iteration of the of the
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  Speaker 2: Tomuel Mahoney office. Anybody wants to buy a studio, it
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  Speaker 2: will be up for saleing about ten days to keep
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  Speaker 2: an eye on your local Downe deal. But we've been
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  Speaker 2: moving to that room. You'll see it. It's I'm just going
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  Speaker 2: to leave its lab for now and it taping. We'll
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  Speaker 2: take and jointed on a Saturday of our leisure. There's
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  Speaker 2: no hurry on it at all. But like that, the
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  Speaker 2: flooring is almost all done with just the halls. Really
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  Speaker 2: the hall, there's kind of a hall you're met with
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  Speaker 2: and then there's a kind of sight all down to
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  Speaker 2: the bedrooms and stuff that has to be done. But
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  Speaker 2: other than that with the three bathrooms are tiled. Two yeah,
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  Speaker 2: two of them are fully done. Lick a paint needed
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  Speaker 2: in one and the en suite needs the shower downe
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  Speaker 2: and that's it. The kitchen goes in. As people will
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  Speaker 2: be listening to this, the kitchen will be going in
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  Speaker 2: on Thursday. And then as far as I'm concerned, here
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  Speaker 2: fucking good enough for now. No skirting the do.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I know you get a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years out of that. As it is now.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred percent and there's no skirting. We've architraven, so
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  Speaker 2: that's a good start. Architraven around all the doors. Doors
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  Speaker 2: are hung and as far as I'm concerned. I don't
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  Speaker 2: give a shit about skirtin so we don't. We don't.
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  Speaker 2: There's a couple of rooms that are absolutely one und
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  Speaker 2: percent you couldn't do another thing to come this Friday.
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  Speaker 2: The kitchen and the big tilet and the young Flaig,
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  Speaker 2: the big tilet we call it. They're one hundred and
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  Speaker 2: ten percent finished, like there there's no more to be
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  Speaker 2: done to them. Like we're talking soap in the dish
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  Speaker 2: kind of thing, like the dish yes, yeah yeah, push
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  Speaker 2: out yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah. But
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  Speaker 2: the main thing for me when you look out from
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  Speaker 2: the outside after I'm an outside person when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to what give a fuck what people looked like. But
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  Speaker 2: for the most part, it's lovely rolled in hardcore everywhere
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  Speaker 2: and Nate Driveway, all the garage is done around. Pipeing
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  Speaker 2: is all covered in you know what I mean? It's
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  Speaker 2: you won't It wouldn't anny you now, they wouldn't be.
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  Speaker 2: There's nothing really sticking out. Everything Everything is in kind
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  Speaker 2: of you could write everything on one page, whereas before
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  Speaker 2: you need it a bible. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: To write everything? You could write everything on the one page.
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  Speaker 2: Now that needs doing and we'll tip away that we'll
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  Speaker 2: tip away that I won't take the foot too hard,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm pulling back from working one hundred hours a week,
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  Speaker 2: if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: The well, okay, let's talk about that, Tom. Okay. So
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  Speaker 1: so for for people that a lot of people buy houses,
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  Speaker 1: I bought a house, Okay, now that I'm in right now,
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  Speaker 1: ordered life changing amount of money over to some motherfucker
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: That's that. That's life. That's that. A lot of our
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  Speaker 2: listeners are that. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The most substantial work that we did here was we
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  Speaker 1: converted the attic. I remember that was no easy role.
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  Speaker 1: That was that was eight to nine weeks of what
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  Speaker 1: felt like eight to nine months, and I was living
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  Speaker 1: we were living in the house at the time, and
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  Speaker 1: it was like Tom Hanks and the Money Pick. You'd
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  Speaker 1: walk out to the stairs one day and they just
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  Speaker 1: weren't there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But you built a house round up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah. So we're essentially what we've gone for is
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  Speaker 2: a dormal bunglow, right, because that's to go over to
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  Speaker 2: the countryside. There was now there was, in fairness, there
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  Speaker 2: was there was some stuff there already in the way
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  Speaker 2: of the buildings like there was a slab there and
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  Speaker 2: stuff it had been. It was a site that it
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  Speaker 2: took over, you know, that kind of way it had been.
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  Speaker 2: It had gone forward and stuff with planning its years
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  Speaker 2: and years ago. So it took a house to be
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  Speaker 2: built on the shack and thing it had to be.
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  Speaker 2: Our mother nature was just going to cover back over again.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to it.
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  Speaker 2: So we drove on. I went standard block, which I
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  Speaker 2: like standards, you know what I mean. I know you're
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: all watching things like and keV talks about him being
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  Speaker 2: an amazing thing every time about these OSB boards. Clad
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  Speaker 2: would cladden a bit of an insulation on them and
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  Speaker 2: they clip them together and it's like it's up in
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  Speaker 2: two days. It's amazing. Yeah, there's no such thing as
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  Speaker 2: free lunch. I can promise you that you'll know when
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  Speaker 2: the windows on that bastard you might be in the future,
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  Speaker 2: lovely steel frame and that'll all be left. But if
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  Speaker 2: water gets into that way, bix, I can tell you
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  Speaker 2: one thing, you'll have a room with a view as well.
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  Speaker 2: But I know what I'm doing, but I.
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  Speaker 1: Should I should point out, like I've never watched minute
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  Speaker 1: one of room with you, just to be honest, who
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  Speaker 1: can whatever?
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  Speaker 2: Well, grand designs is Kevin McLeod the rise like so yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and that's where we went with standard state roof. And
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  Speaker 2: but we've pushed the envelope a bit funky on the inside.
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  Speaker 2: All right, yes, do you know what I mean? Like
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  Speaker 2: the hall is far bigger than it needs to be,
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  Speaker 2: but fucket bucket, you know that kind of way. It's
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  Speaker 2: the ceilings are nine foot but fuckinger nine foot ceilings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like you know, have you know no respect
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  Speaker 1: to the greater room in your family? There's not one
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  Speaker 1: of his crack six.
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  Speaker 2: F No, no, we're all short artists.
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  Speaker 1: But you must feel like like Frodo in the house
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  Speaker 1: with the big high ceilings.
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  Speaker 2: I literally when you see where it is that we built,
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  Speaker 2: you'll go I get it, I guess because this is
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  Speaker 2: the shire it is. I'm half in an adventure. Every
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  Speaker 2: day is off in an adventure. And that's what we did.
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  Speaker 2: We and the big thing. And I suppose anybody wants
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  Speaker 2: to put me questions, feel free to put him to me.
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  Speaker 2: And if you want to do a lot of the
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  Speaker 2: points that we actually followed in Tomm and Jerry build
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  Speaker 2: a house. If you want to go find that episode,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of the basic fundamentals. I e. Had storage
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  Speaker 2: on site, built the garage, brought the garage up, and
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  Speaker 2: that was my container. Do you know what I mean
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  Speaker 2: that we talk about. We talked about a shipping container.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't need one because I knew the garage was required,
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  Speaker 2: got that up and got everything into it was the shed.
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  Speaker 2: That was the shed and still currently holds a lot
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  Speaker 2: of what's about to go into the house. You know
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  Speaker 2: that kind of way. So an absolute god because when
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  Speaker 2: hardware crowds land on you're on you're away on working
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  Speaker 2: or whatever, they go wheard the fuck, they'll drop it.
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  Speaker 2: They will drop it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I work in hard work shops, Tom, I believe me.
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  Speaker 1: We will drop it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred. They may wrap it in something I
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: will cling film stuff, all right, but that won't last
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  Speaker 2: quite literally a pit in time. Yeah. So that's that
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  Speaker 2: was one of the major fundamentals, the big fundamental. And
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  Speaker 2: I look, we went for oversized on everything, oversized four
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  Speaker 2: inch piping for everything. You know what I mean, because
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I've lived in so many places where it
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  Speaker 2: just blocks up all plumbing, plumbing, so you would have
• 12:37
  Speaker 2: come across qualplex. This is the fundamentally big changes. I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to talk you through the whole building outs
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  Speaker 2: if you need any questions on.
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  Speaker 1: Us, as Tom did actually mention, we you know, we
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  Speaker 1: said before we came on here, we've we've done a
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  Speaker 1: whole how to build a House episode. You can look
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  Speaker 1: way way back in the way back when look for
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  Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry build a house and you'll you'll you'll
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  Speaker 1: learn blow for blow how to build a house. So
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  Speaker 1: we rather than reiterate at all, but quilpex, Tom, what
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  Speaker 1: what did go?
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  Speaker 2: Didn't didn't go to Qualplex on this one because Qualplex
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  Speaker 2: is now has now become a thing of the past.
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  Speaker 2: It's AluPEX is then, okay, so we went for for
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  Speaker 2: claud Valupex. So if anybody is going building, or maybe
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  Speaker 2: you're just building on an extension, but your your plumber
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  Speaker 2: suggests this, my word, it's the kind of thing you
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  Speaker 2: don't even want to pour back quark concrete over it
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  Speaker 2: is out to see an action because again there's no joints.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's an aluminium pipe up inside a insulated foam. Right,
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  Speaker 2: you can just run it like a racetrack everywhere nice,
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  Speaker 2: you just bend. It's just it's just bends and clips,
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  Speaker 2: bends and clips, and it's just beautiful seating action. So
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  Speaker 2: that and we went, we went, we don't need a
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  Speaker 2: tank in this is in the attic either. We went
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  Speaker 2: for an oversized one off pressurized tank. So it's a
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  Speaker 2: big old three hundred meters unit. We don't so now
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  Speaker 2: we don't need one in the attic.
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  Speaker 1: But what now, hang on a second here, this is
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  Speaker 1: this is primarily a comedy podcast. Yeah, I know, I know,
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  Speaker 1: but everything now and then I just have to say, now,
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  Speaker 1: hang on a little sec and tell me a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more about that water tank. What are you eating this?
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  Speaker 2: They used oil, gas, oil, timber, yeah, oil. And we
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  Speaker 2: do have a back boiler stove, a big stove put
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  Speaker 2: into an ingle nook fireplace inside in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: Nice and like have you a hot press?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, with a.
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  Speaker 1: Cylinder in it, a big fucking cylinder in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I sent you a picture.
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  Speaker 2: I think I sent you a picture.
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  Speaker 1: Did you did this right? Yes? Yes? Y? And uh
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  Speaker 1: and and then okay, okay, there's yeah every every now
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  Speaker 1: and then to I'm like, you know, it's been a
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  Speaker 1: while since I sold plumb and fittings. But every now
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  Speaker 1: and then, when we get into it, I'll just start
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  Speaker 1: making weak connections in my head leg leg bone connected
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: to the knee bone in yeah yeah, yeah, thanks, And
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  Speaker 1: fittings and pressure vessels and what not.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah. And that's that's essentially what it is.
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  Speaker 2: And if anybody wants any further details on it, it's
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: kind of the way things are going, if you know
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  Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, yeah, the other big fundamental thing
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  Speaker 2: I did didn't have a single plaster internally on the
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: house whatsoever, no block And I figured with the price
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  Speaker 2: of plastering right now, the trade is gone Banan nerves. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I could slab the entire thing everything in case, all
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  Speaker 2: the block walls in slabs, because guess what's well, I
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: guess what the slab's made up of people, the exact
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  Speaker 2: same ship that they're gonna slap onto the wall anyway.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: So I'll just go with it, my continuous twelve point
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: five millimeter board and get it from four by eight
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: at the time every time I wrap it onto a
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: wall with the little roll plug mushrooms you know the lads.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: Another one, Yeah, yeah, you hold them hold your slab
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: to the wall with the big ol Lithuanian that you've
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: hired next year, and you take your restes drill bridge
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: set at the fifty mil or sixty mil in you go.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: And then wrap the lash of these lads in after
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: and then you're taping joint over all that. So not
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: a single single plaster was inside the door of my
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: house to plaster a single thing. And I went and
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: it's just uniform everywhere. Now everything is uniform in all directions.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I've seen some of the class work ladies and gentlemen.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: He's not lying.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: It's nice and it's nice. It's nice. It's nice, and
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: that's it. I mean, there's some funky things, decorative things
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: that I left to miss so many.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I didn't that man's gonna take care of all that.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: I didn't get into that at all all at all.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Well, she didn't get into the moshroom head Mungo fix
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: and either no, no, no.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: No, your role stay in your lane. And that's where
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: we stayed.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: She I can imagine, like no disrespect to anybody, but
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: I know, like if I went up to my messicine
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: and said, you know what, rather than plass to this,
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: I think we're just going to tape and joint it
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: and she'd be like cool nods kid.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean she in fairly all fairness
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: she was. When I explained it that she was like,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: well that makes actual perfect sense. I don't know the
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: fact that you Okay, it isn't exactly the most conventional
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: thing done these days. But as I later found out,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and I was halfway through, a builder friend was going, actually, yeah,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: a lot of arctics are calling for this nowadays because
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: it's just the uniform finished throughout, and the wall will
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: never be perishing, you know, you put your hand on
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: it all and his cowld all ye, yeah, yeah, it
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: will never ever be that big things big tinger houses, rads,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: but they're all floating. All the pipes are chasing into
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: the walls. Nice very easy to cover over with a slab. Then,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: so now it's like you know, so now skirting you
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: don't have to come to a stop, you don't have
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: to cut around anything. It's just fly away. And so
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: the little things like that that you'll appreciate that on
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: the on the day. But if you, like I said,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I followed it for the rule of tom we got
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: in in. Behind the reason why we got in I
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: suppose ahead of schedule, as other people's schedule was. There
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: was a lot of different trades in at the same time.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: And this is where builders won't push. They won't push
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: for you because they've got nine other projects on. Yes,
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: yours is the most important for sure when they answer
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: the call. But what they won't do is they won't
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: have more and more often than not, they won't have
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: lads in the top of each other until it's a
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: very fucking around and the final payment is needed. But
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: I had that from the get I had lads that going, no,
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I know, I know what you can do, and I've
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: already got the donkey work out of the way. I e.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Work on Saturdays and Sundays with a sledge, these kind
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: of yes, I'm not I don't want to pay. You know,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: a skilled tradesman to be pushing a brochure, driving a
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: shovel or swinging a sledge. You do that donkey work
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: and get and then it's a pleasure. If them buys
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: don't get dirty, they're happy, do you know that kind
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: of way? And that was the thing that drove on
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: quickly because some lads could literally turn up with their
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: tools and do only what they're supposed to do. I
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: know what they're paid for exactly, and you know, why
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: would you pay electrician prices to fucking clean you win this?
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like you'd the fucking done yourself.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: And that's that's, that's and that's a lot of work, though, Tom,
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I will saying that's that's a lot of work. Stardists
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: somebody you have and then show up to me of
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: a Monday evening to record.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: This, did you know what? It was a nicer release,
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: a nice release. It was a nice release. Listen if
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: you know, and about me, Jor, I may not be
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: the broadest guy in the class, but I'm a relentless,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: ignorant bastard when it comes to a thing, and I
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: just love that about you. I can't back down, Ralph.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: But at no point was I given out, because at
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: any point I was a bit tired of my back hurt.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Like fuck, I was going you, how dare you winged yourself?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: One of the luckiest fuckers, You're get to build your
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: own fucking house. Yes, in this day and age like
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and podcast with Jerry McBride and podcast with Jerry McBride,
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: So I know there was rarefied air hum this is it.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: I'm actually too fit to fall over with how fucking
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: lightly air is up here. So it was a great thing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: And still I would call over to the parents place
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: because that's where I have the office store at the minute,
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: and I went, well, does at feel like your house yet?
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: And it's only deceived it it's and even still it's
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: a bit weird. It's it was. It's a work site
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: for me, still a bit. It's a job still, But
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: like that, I walked out of the house to seven
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: to jump in the car because I had to go
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: meet another chap about a comedy thing that was filmed
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: belonging to me earlier. And there's only then I would, oh,
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: there's my car outside my house and I'm not in
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: heavy work gear and sneaker, you know what I mean.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I actually walked out of my car with a coffee cup,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, when ah, that's my house sinking
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: it a bit, but I think it's gonna take I'll
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: take another few weeks because still a bit slew. But
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: at the same time, yeah, it's it's it's slowly sinking,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: and it's cool, you know, it's a cool feeling to
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: be able to walk out the door of your own house, Like.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you this much time. I'm like,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I say, we bought this house, so we just kind
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: of bothered, came as was, and we're in it now
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: about five or six years and I have to tell
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you job's not finished yet. Of course there's nottion of you.
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: You'll be finished, you'll not be finished. It's like painting
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: the Golden gate bridge, but the time you get to
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: one end of it, you need to start the other
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: side again.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: I'm to be honest with you. Wants to fundamental the
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: rain once, Like, I'm amazed that we actually have the kitchen.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what we did for the kitchen, and this
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: is something for people. This is the piece of advice
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: for people. And people are getting absolutely rinsed out the
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: gate on kitchens. We went up the ARTI Brewery and
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: these people were pulling out their solid oak kitchen, fifteen
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: year old solid oak kitchen, and they were putting in
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: an ultra modern thing for five times the fucking price
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I mean astronomical money that they were paying for them,
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: and we were more than happy to put it in.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: A man with a vans then truck it down to
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: to the shed and store it there. Had to keep
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: the thing covered for a long time because with swallows
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: and people. Anybody follows me on Instagram knows that story.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: The shit on you if you stood around side of
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: the garage. It's proven very cost effective and fits in perfectly.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: It's exactly what we wanted and you cannot get solid
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: oak doors anymore, wouldn't by it. So apparently it's become
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: a very popular thing. So if anybody's half thinking they're
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: going cheese, I don't like the kitchen the game with this,
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: get on, get on the sites now. If you can
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: have it broken down, you know, somebody with a shade,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: throw a tarp over. You might want it in a
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: four or five years time, but it'll be a good
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: investment if you can get a solid kitchen. So that's
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: where we went with that. Save the ball of money
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: on that, and yeah, that's why then we're able to
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: get it, because we were going we're not spending thirty
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: thousand on a kitchen that were years time, like you know, I.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Mean, you're you're talking to a man who just built
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: built kitchen from scratch and paid a lot of money
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: for it down.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course you did every bit of it.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Every bit you want these screws. So that's where, yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: that's where we're at. So it's little little little cute
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: at the moves like that that found and of course
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: mister man who found some great deals online. By Jesus
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: that woman. We found the deal. But it was the
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: big saving was the was the kitchen was the kitchen.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: And do you know what it's Irish people love a deal,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you know when you stand back and go, that's a
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: lovely short give five year of will. I will be
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: telling this till the day I rubbed.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: This off a washing line where I was fleeing a
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: chain gang.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: There you go, and that's literally I will be telling
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: people like, there's one window that we put in that
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: we couldn't. It was just a great It works well
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: where it is and you'll see it. And I bought
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: it off a man who was changing out all these
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: perfectly fine windows for different windows that look pretty much
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: fucking same. But he's was a very nice man and
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: done garvin and I bought it off him for twenty
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: euro and it was one of my happiest buys. And
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: it it's in apps. It's exactly what everybody comments on it.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: I'm like Jesus Christ. The cheapest thing in here. It's
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: cheaper than my shoes.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: Well now, magain speaking from another man that pays full
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: fucking price for these things. You wouldn't get a key
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: for the lock of a window for twenty You wouldn't.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't, No way, you wouldn't. I couldn't believe me.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Look and he wanted, He was like, do you want
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: to take more of him? Like I don't have? Oh,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: but do you know what? That's another thing. If you're
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: being the you know, the frugal Freddy, and you're being
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: you know, you're buying these deals and stuff, be careful,
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: be careful because before you know it, you'll have half
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: a yard of half a fucking house. A shit, do
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean? So you don't, don't just
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: get what you need, get the fuck out of there,
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: because you're not.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Everything's a bargain, ladies and gentlemen.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Before you know, Like, I pull the trigger on one
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: thing on a set of on doors and they don't
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: work at all, tull And now I have eight doors
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: out in the garage. I know what the fuck I'm
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: gonna do with it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: You have a good starter next year, bon what you
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: have there you go.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: That's where because you know there was talks of selling
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: them and stuff. I'm not selling anything.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: I don't sell them to the Nordis in the twelfth
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: of July.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: I can sell them to the stove. That's a just
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: being installed in the kitchen as that nice.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: That works as well, that works as well well. Tom.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: Once again, we want to wish you congratulations forgetting your
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: ass into this house. I swear to God, buddy, it's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: a it's a. It's it's great news. And you mentioned
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: there now some of the build different tradesmen that you
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: had working on this job.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: It's true. There's some great lads, mighty lads. I mean
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: you will. I mean, we hear horror stories and sure
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: that's the world over. You only hear the bad stuff
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: about things. But honestly, when you when you get lucky,
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: you get lucky. And we I had some great lads,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: and I'll give I've given honorable mentions to some great lads.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I'm sure there's somebody will miss, but whatnot the lads
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: that stand out, I mean we are Electrician Dale, Marker Plumber,
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: He's still one of those. These blokes will answer the
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: phone to you at night. Do you know that kind
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: of stuff? Are Painter Garmann?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Who's do you know?
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: Embarrassingly good? Jesus Christ. I I didn't do it that well.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: You shouldn't. No, you shouldn't paint too. I didn't slap
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: it that way, Jesus Christ. Will you tell the story
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: you're you're you're making me look too good here now,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: just you know, stuff like that stolen valor on my side,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: stolen Vador exactly, wearing snickers around the place when you
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: never you'd look for the on switch on a fucking hammer,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Paddy doing the kitchen genius, and Tyler's Liam class class blokes,
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: and really they got on board. They got on board
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: that Tom had the foot on the trot on the
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: trock needed to get you know what I mean. And
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: there was no like Ara, Jesus now, I won't come
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: back at And everybody jumped earlier than they said. Everybody
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: came earlier than they said. It's just the cool respect thing.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I think we're all going on board. We all liked
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: each other. I never bollocked anybody out of it. Didn't
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: have to though, Like I said, honorable mention to all
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: those lads, and they are lads class lads, Eddie Ladds.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: But this is the same Jerry Show, and our second
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: segment every single week is about this lad.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Now there's that guy and this lad, the man of
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the match, Tom or the humbrey of the house shall
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: we call them exactly?
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: And like I said, the boys pulled it out of
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the bag several places, but there's one standout blow through
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: the entire build of I think we started in May.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: It wasn't me. I think we started seven days a
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: week on the job. Seven days a week got me
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: out of more holes than literal holes. Literal holes. I mean,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: sweet Jesus, this feller needs a thing and he's gonna
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: run out. He's going to head off site. You won't
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: see him for a month if it's not gotten, Jack Rice,
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: can you get there. It's a thing you don't often
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: mentioned in house building, things that are required You'll never
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: hear from a quantity surveyor to build, you know, to
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: build costs and things like that that will pop up.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: But I was very, very lucky in this lad to
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: be the outlet.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: When you say the air lad time you mean you're
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: a man, your.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Father, my father BILLOWMANONNY seventy Yellow maney this lad this week. Yeah,
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I mean you can't. And I said, the hardware will
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: drop it on the floor, on the ground. They might
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: put it in the garage if they see the garage open.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: But nine times out of time to drop it, it
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: needs a man a lad on site on occasion.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: The hardware won't pull to a full stop.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but when you're seventy odd years of age,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: people tend to have more respect for you, and they
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: would back it up to the garage, the whole lot.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: They'd get it in fro him. He'd shake hands, the
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: whole thing. But not just that. That aside seven days
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: a week, the most horrendous hard work Mullock ignorance, inspirational
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: levels of brutality. You're watching the now leg gone well,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. If he can get out of the bed
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: in the morning and go slog him, they carry on.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: There's absolutely no excuse for me. And like that, hadn't
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: picked up a trowell, hadn't picked up a troll struck
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Gold didn't realize the man could plaster, hadn't picked up
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: a troll. Now, internal plaster, that was half the books.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: We talked about it earlier. But external plaster.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: We just want all you want.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: We were going for sand and cement, smooth finish, standardized,
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: and lo and behold, this is just hadn't pasted in
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: a few years. I said, can you plaster? But I could,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: so I tacked up all the I think I was
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: talking to your aok a photograph one of the days.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I think I was putting up all the angle beatings
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: and whatnot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and lo and behold, he says,
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: drop up a mixer there, dropped up the mixt dropped
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: up a jenny. We hadn't powered at the time. Yes,
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Palattus meant to ten tons of sand and live matter. Well,
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: by Jesus Christ, that man day and night hearst into
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: the plastern house. And in between that, you have, like
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I said, deliveries running for stuff. There's a hinge misson.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: I'll head in for hinges. No, all these things and
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: it's stuff. It's stuff that you'll never see written down
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: in the blue book. I'll build. It is to have
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: somebody ready to go all the time.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: If I'm gonna tell you, Tom, and I said, like
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: you said, you said it best. They're like, you know,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: you need a builder to build things, and a carboner
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: to do the would work, and a plumber to do
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the plumber, and a window chapter put in windows and whatnot.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But you also need that.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I let now you can call him side supervisor.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: He never liked there was any of the titles I
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: gave him, or yeah, I.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Mean what would you call what?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: What?
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: What job title would you put on him?
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I suppose he was kind of like he was. He
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: was in he was a former on site, but I
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: suppose he was side clerk as well, you know, so
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: he kept an eye on numbers of things that were
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: coming in, make sure. There was a few times not
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: the right amount of stuff came in, I would have
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: been hung out the dry price wise, mistakes happened, the
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: wrong thing was dropped off, send it back, send it back,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: and then you go and come back with the right thing.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: All these things sped up everything exponentially, like you rock
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: up every day, and there's progress every single day, purely.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And this is what I've ever said to anybody. Even
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: if all tas is taking a shovel full of something,
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: there has to be something happened every single day. As
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: soon as the job goes dormant at all, it goes
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: on to the long finger. Well, it never got an
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: opportunity because.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and and and as you and as you have said, Tom,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you've got biz on site being paid by the hour.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, So like when they're if they're sending around,
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: they're still getting paid by the hout, you know what
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's still money going out the door if
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: you haven't progress, so almost if fred fred Dibna esque
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: only maybe a rougher article even than fred Dibner. But
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: we love an out lad, you know what I mean.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: We love a tough oul lad, you and me, and
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: that's what we're looking at every day. We're like Jesus,
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: it's pissing down the rain, down the back of his neck,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: and he's still going, do you know what I mean,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: down a hole, up a ladder, peeling the pig's bladder,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: whatever you're doing, do you know what I mean? He
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: just drove on with pure and other ignorance, and you
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: could get knocking, but kind of you can call it
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: an inspiration or damn near shame in your youth. Going well,
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ above, if he's able to do it, then if.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: It's a it's it's a good job. It worked out,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: because how do you fire your alman?
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, listen there, Do you know what? We're very lucky
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: in that?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Where how do you take him in for a performance review?
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Do you know what? We're very very lucky. The amount
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: of my friends that can't work with their father because
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: they're the exact same as their outliner. We're actually not.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: We're different in a lot of ways. And he's happy
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: to back up, and I'm happy to back up on
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: his expertise. You know. Now, there was times all right
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: where horns were locked. Yes, at the same time, he
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: probably was able to put himself into into my shoes
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: and go you know what I mean if he's tangled
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: with his own out lad like who was that? Who
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: was tangly enough in? Yes, but no, we were able
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: to We could see the reasoning behind. If we're working
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: for somebody, now that'd be a different story because den
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: rowse would definitely happen. But because there was one primary goal,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: get in get into that house, do you know what
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: I mean? And I think we were able to stay
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: out of each other's way for just enough. And in
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: all fairness, there was never a crub out of him
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: when I was like, can you head it? And there
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: was times when we need to go three and four
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: times back into the hardware for different things, because lads
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have their shit together and would have forgotten a thing,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: and if they headed offside, you mightn't see him, see
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: him till three choose says time.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: You never forget about it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: You may forget about it. This fellt us out of
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: one hundred mints' crews after the love of gotting three boxes.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: Where is he gone? Well, he can't find him. Is
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: there any chance I'm already gone right, you know, and
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: you know, and I can't get to the heart by
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: myself or so. It was all those tiny things coupled
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: with the huge, huge job a plaster. Do you know
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: that that in itself you could go, well, that was
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: a nice gift, house warm and gift if nothing else.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: But more than anything, the unseen, the unwritten kind of
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: lead work is what got done there. And that's really
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: what got it over the line. Now, I said at
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: the top, this man will never hear this, you know.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's he's he's more of a Joe Rogan fan.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it, yeah exactly, So you know he might
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: he has it on if it comes up, if it
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: gets up. Okay if it comes up on Rogan but
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: and he wouldn't he wouldn't take kindly to hearing it either.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: But he likes actually jokes from the stage slagging him
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: off more than anything else because you know he's Irish
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: and he can't take compliment.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: But well, we're happy to we're happy to shout him
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: out here on the Tom and Jerry Show as this week's.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: This lad command Bill.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. Well, Tom, Now we
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: wish you all the best in your future endversh in
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: your new home. We couldn't possibly said about anything. I mean,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: like it'll take Amanda to pick a V out of
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: all this. Right, it's been a big love in now.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: In all fair, it's been a lot, a lot.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: But I think we need to balance the books chair
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: because there's no way we can go this sweet and
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: sugar read through the whole thing, pattern me and all
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: everybody else on the back buckle in, kid, that's what
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: we're going to have a row my head two years,
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: don't stop.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: So yeah, Tom, here it is. You've now settled yourself
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: down in your well what can only be assumed to
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: be your forever home. Yeah, you know, and it's down.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing I want to say to you. It's
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: down in your home county, in your home area.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Home Parashevinger and I could pocus slitter hard enough and
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: nearly hit where I grew up, if you know what
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Lovely stuff, lovely stuff. So what we're going to say
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: to you now, Tom is it's incredibly unlikely, given that
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: you're growing up in the same area and you're living
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: there now, it's incredibly unlikely that you're going to lose
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: that sweet Tom O Mahaney accent that we've all come
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: to no one and share.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: It's highly unlikely now at the stage, Bud, I've lived
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: in plenty of other places where the ignorance has maintained it.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Now I am defiant in this and it heightens the
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: more South Dublin even and I'm married to a South
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Dublin woman. And even she's noticed. She goes, why does
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: your accent get even bigger when you're around people with
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: my accident? Like, it's just bet into me. Ignorance is
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: bet into me, jir and I have.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: An answer to that, Tom, what's that? I have an
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: answer to that? Okay, because I also am I'm a
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: country boy born and reared, and I was living and
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: working up in Dublin, and anytime in the shop I
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: was working with Dublin people. But anytime in the shop
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: when somebody from home will come in, which would happen
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: it was a hard ware shop and the lads will
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: come up to do jobs up in Dublin and loan
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: hold lucky it was came walking in the door, shure,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: it's yourself and blah blah blah, and we have a
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: good crack. One of my co workers yoke me on
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it one days. You know, Now, anytime one of you
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: fucking culties comes up here and one of your pals
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: comes in here and you start talking together, you just
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: ham up the culture accent. Yeah, I said no, my friend. No, definitely,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: I said no, my friend. Every other day we slow down.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: To talk to you. That's actually the Trudi that.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Is you're I'm delivering you what I know you'd be
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: able to pick up one. It's like when you know
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the condomar people go back over the cornermar they can
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: talk everige to each other. Tom webout to get this
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: towards a r all right. I always was of the
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: opinion that you don't lose your accent. That's one thing
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you don't lose if you lose your accent.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: You know, I mean to say, you don't you don't
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: do it. Oh no, yeah, you don't know, but it
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: doesn't happen. You fucking don't do it. But anyway, going
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: you don't do.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: It, you don't. You cling onto your accent for as
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: long as you can, right, And it looks like you're
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: going to cling onto your accent to the end of
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: it all unless all of a sudden, like you know,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: a lot of London people moving around the Greater Branch
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: areat and you're enough around to be, but one's plenty.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Tom, I've been living up in Dublin
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: for fifteen years and I hate to admit it. On occasion.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: You get a little bit of Dublin What why?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: I why? He asks me, like I'm doing it on purpose? Well,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: what it's an intentional to you.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Must be doing it on purpose. I'm not accepting this
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: What I'm I'm gonna explain. I'm gonna explain it is it.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: To fit in? Is it to fit in?
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I shall explain.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I will explain how shame to be a culture is
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: that it you're shamed to be a culture you fucking are.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, well I'll explain to you how it happens.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: And i'll explain to you now, Tom, how I have
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: softened my stance on people who lose their accents when
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they live away from home. And I think that we
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: should be more forgiving of these people now that I
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: find myself among their number.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, of course you do.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know whereas something tells me you're going
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: to be a hard liner to the bitter end. But
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: that's why we have these rides.
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: Tom. Listen, anybody that goes I think we should be
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: more understanding. It's because they've fucking slipped down the fucking crevice.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: It's never.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: It's never because they're still stuck on their their hard rock.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: They're gone, and we should just be nicer to the people. No,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: it's because you slip down the crevice yourself and you're gone.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Pity me where I am. We should be nicer to
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: be deep. But go on, let's hear it's okay, Tom.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar now this could be just a montent thing, right.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with an expression called moccins catching?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what mocking moccin's catching, right, Yeah,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: So for anybody that's not familiar with moccin's catching moccins catching.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: To give it its full title, mocking is catching. Mocking
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: is contagious. Mm hmm yeah, catching like chicken pox, right yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And all that means to say, it's a
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: warning that if you were mocking someone or imitating, be
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: cautious because you'll do it so often, you'll start doing
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: it unbeknownst to yourself.
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: Right Christ, you're familiar with that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And and and there have been several times to
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: this day that I'll have I'll have little mannerisms that
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: were picked up from mocking people behind their back. Okay,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: And I'm pretty sure you might have, like away talking
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: or a turner phrase that you probably used to slag
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: someone about, but you've just accepted it in yeah right, yeah.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: So there was one phrase in Dublin ease that I
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: would always mock and.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: And it caught, go on, and it caught and it
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: is and all ah, for fuck's sake, is it? Like?
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, to give it its long form and all
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: in anyways, yeah right, and and and and like for
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: the first five years I was like, as you'd say
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: yourself there and all in anyways, yeah, as you say,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: there is and now I will just find myself. Yeah,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: sure was down there and the publicly iron I was
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: honest and like, oh fuck, I didn't mean that because involuntary,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: unnecessary lump of words just fucked in there and involuntary
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: in all an anyways, delivered in a slightly doublin tone
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: and all anyways.
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. That's like during like what doing the zombie
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: movies when there's been a scrap, like when it was
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: one of zombies and they the rest have killed off
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the zombies, but they're wandering on. Then one of the
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: lads notice as a fucking it's his sweat beads and
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: he's got a bite mark on his focus.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: It's gonna bite on his wrist and he covers it
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: with he's jumper.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: See that.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it is, okay, right, And also like
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I will also have picked up in a mocking tone
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like the big white ball in the sky at night, Tom.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: What is that? Don't it's? Oh no, you don't stick
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: an extra vowelin do you do you?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: On occasion, through mocking it has caught up on me
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: that I will now on occasion involuntary referred to as
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: the maon ah fuck.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I have also completely involuntary and this one, I guess
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: this one. I'm not mocking anybody this one, and that
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: didn't come from mocking. But on more than one occasion
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: I have put the eight in plate. Huh yeah, I
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: would say, like a plate, like a plate of dinner.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Oh you that one? Now that one? When I hear
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: that slipp.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Would how would give me the manhand version plate? Yeah? Okay, right,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: geez yeah, that's a subtle one. Now that's a subtle one.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It's not too subtle. The difference between a plate and
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: a plate.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that's the that's brick, like, that's pure brick.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Now, that is I got that to contend with. She's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: picking up the duble all I can say now, Tom,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: And I'm not gonna go viral for viral through everything
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: I've picked up. Ah, it wasn't intentional. I fought hard
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: against it. But I'm in it, Tom. I'm in the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: stew like I mean it for fifteen years and forty
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: four now, so I'm in it for a third of
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: my life. I've spent up.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Here, So you're just relinquishing your absolute you know you.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: CA's slipping away, Tom, And I feel bad now that
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: I spent years, you know, mocking people that lived in
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Boston for twenty years and came back and I was like, oh,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: Boston is it with the Baston accent?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Who appeared to hold on to it batter than I
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: have done?
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: No? Don't you dare feel sorry for or free bad?
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: You're one hundred percent right at the time, and you'd
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: still be one hundred percent right at the time.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: What your argument here, Tom is, don't feel bad for
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: those people. Feel bad about yourself.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Right now one hundred percent? Like can you can you
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: not reach back into your into your your chalk pouch.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: You're on the fucking your you're free climbing hard as nails,
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: hanging onto that accent. Can you not reach back into
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: the chalk bag, dust up the fingers and fucking lock on?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: You're forty odd now at this stage? Where what am
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: I going today? Are we going to be doing the
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show when you're fifty odd and you're
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: going anyway and and anyways? Seeing the Mew one the
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: other night, Tom, I figure it may happen, Jesus Christ.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: So you and Willow White like essentially just be fucking
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: going ahead.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like, yeah, where did Jerry go?
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: No, there's my accent gets I do like I do
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: slow down because I know we've listeners all, you know
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: what I mean, So I do actually slow down for
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: this is my audio voice. But like I'll go like
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: a fucking cago if I'm in front of you, Like
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: that's just that's the thing. But I actually found I
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: could hear I'm wanting something that stuck out to me heavily.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: I was in I was in Shoreditch one time doing it.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: I've done a week of gigs in London and shortage
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: would be extremely for the want of a better phrase,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: if you could actually collect an entire burrow in London
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: in a bag, you would and that bag would be
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: known as a bag of cunts and that entire oh Jerry,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: as we're talking hipster to the point I've talked about
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: this place before. It would be forever in Boston my memory,
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: like it's the way where those two but fucking Belfast
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: lads opened up. Yeah you know what I mean, people
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: right around and sucking unicycles and ship you know, just
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: bollockses everywhere. And I actually went on stage and I wasn't.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: I was so irate with the prick that was hosting
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: because he knew me. He knew me because he cele
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: British and se funny. He couldn't pronounce my surname. Okay,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: that happens. But if I say it out loud to you, you,
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: as a spoken word artist, should be able to imitate,
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: to fanatically repeat it, phonetically repeat it. I wrote it
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: down phonetically for him, A h u n n y honey. Yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: or if I made it ease, m u h u
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: n n y Oh, I got it, ma honey, yeah,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: O go ahead, my honey. Yeah, I said, even let's
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: make a shorter m apostrophe h u n n y honey.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: This is money. Okay, yeah, yeah, my. We're all high fives.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: And he gets up on stage and fucking pisces the
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: bed and that there's a kid on stage before me.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Who I mean, he he had a you know, he
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: had an Asian surname, and there was a lot of
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: fucking syllables in that. There was a lot of syll
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: and as he's coming, the kid comes off from cool.
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: He got your name right, He went, oh, yeah, one
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: hundred percent, they come and yeah, and then he gets
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: up on stage he's all right, next we have Tom
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I've fuck Mahogany Mahogany. And I was like, I just
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: stormed the stage and just ripped it out of his
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: hand and went off, your fucking go. And I swear
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: to God, I literally went off, your fucking go, you
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: absolute best of Jesus Christ lot inside this place, and
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: how fucking darere? I'm I could hear and it was really,
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: really visceral. I could hear myself back on the fucking
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: and they the monitor speaker on the stage. I could
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: hear myself back, and I was turning into a cross
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: between fucking Michael Collins and Pat Short. And I got
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: this entire room to say my name three fucking times
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: until they nailed it. They were like, I said, you,
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: how the fuck did you take over most of the world?
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: If this is the fucking how jellybone that fucking lot
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: of he are? You can't even say a fucking surname
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: as in that lad went off with fourteen fucking syllables
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: in his name, not a bother t, not aude bunch
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: of bastards. I said, any know, any fucking wonder ye,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And I mean I went to town and then with
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: the great set after that one the meeting. But what
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to say is that if there's any fucking
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: pride in you, whatsoever, pride, I hang on. Just keep
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: listening to Marty Moon talking for Christ.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: fight hard every day, Like I I I run everything
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I say. I know it doesn't seem at times when
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: I run everything I say through like a three second
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: delay like sky Sports, you know, yeah, just to just
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: double check everything is coming out okay. And but here's
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: the thing that I'm up in the midst, Like I know,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I look three hours of every twenty four, I'm like,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna pull me up on it. They're just there.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: They're all they're gonna.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Do is like yes, yes, well yeah, the vampires, the
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: vampires will want you in. I remember, I'll never forget it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: I knew, and I think I got a hard dose
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: of it when I wasn't long in Dublin, when I
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: got a TV TV role where I ironically I played
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: a South Dublin character, Yes, And I went on We're
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: out one evening, and I bloke, what was.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: The name of that show, Tom, what's that doing these days?
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Interesting demon? And we must get him mine, we
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: must get him. So so I put. I remember being
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: going into a pub and a guy was on the
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: phone and he was getting the actual god was fucking
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: talking and he literally grabbed my shirt while on the
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: phone to this guy talks, Hey, talks, say hi to
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: my friend, and I actually took his phone and went,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: the fuck do you want you see? The guy like
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: the phone nearly melted in my hand. It was that
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: and the guy's face just like it just faded off
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: his head, and whoever was on the line was like,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? And I hand the back of what
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: the fuck you playing at? You? Kunt? And the guy
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: just didn't know what waves because it was too much.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't come back at him rudely in the accent
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: he to was sure I would have. He came back
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: at him with this ignorant, fucking sounding voice, and he
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: just it was so but it just fucking welded in
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: my head. It welded shut that door in my head.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Ever allow another fucking accent in you know, like, okay,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I'll slow down for you, but I'm sure as shit,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm sure I could have slipped off. But I
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: think that was that was a sliding doors or sliding
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: mirrors or whatever they call it moment in my life.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: I think something happened that moment where I went, you
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: fucking bustard too, Like I just could not let it
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: in because of this guy's He just happened to be
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: a drunk, obnoxious fella.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I was sober County Dublin to falling a hard here.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: But I know there was something there. But I'll tell you.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you on the on the thing of accents,
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: and I joked about it, but it kind of was true.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Before we left, we were so South Dublin. We're in Northwicklow,
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: That's how South Dublin was. But all all our neighbors
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: had electric gates. There was the spirit Gould theory excellent.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: And you know, and our son had just started to
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: talk and he's he started calling his mother my wife.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: Now I've mummy, what what what what's going on? Is mummy? Mummy?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, No, no, no, no, put put Wilkins on him,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: put put put put him in a fucking Jesus Christ
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: put a flat cap on his child, dumbthing. Something has
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: to happen this guy. This can't, this can't. And I
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: joked about it on the stay on stage. He called
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: me an absolutely know what it was. It wasn't gone
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: that far. But Tank Christ some of his worse words
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: when we moved down here, like proper getting into you know,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: called me a balox one day and I'll never forget
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: it was the most country thing of all time. We're
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: in our little cabin, started pissing raining. You could hear
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: every drop every morning that ever rained. I looked at
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: and where he heard it, I don't know. He looked
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: out the window and he actually taught it like an
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: out put his hand to his head. At like two
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: and a half three years of it went fucking rain,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: and he said, that's anxiety, Like you went rain. Jeez,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: you went hard on that, are there? Yeah?
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you laid into that one kid.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Happy. So yeah, I get I get it. Your I
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: get it, And I can only feel sorry for you.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: But the only advice I can give you is to
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: fucking dig in, hold on, fight off that fucking zombie virus.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: We'll cut the leg off whatever needs.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: To be, but we'll get going gently into the night.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Do not do not, because if I swear to God,
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the podcast is over. We can't do this podcast if
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: you continue, if this slip continues to happen, before you
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: know what you've You're listened as loud, you're talking about
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Damian and Damian Dempsey is demo. You're like, oh, for
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: the love of folk, say Pats, and we'll.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Be drinking a point the plane before we know. Well, listen.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: If you want to help the Tom and Jerry Show,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: what you can do is you can go through all
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: episodes of the Tom and Jerry Show, listen to everyone
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: all over again, and highlight instances where I drop into
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: a Dublin accent. Listen to them two or three times,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: just to be on the safe slide. And and let
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: us know after all those hours of research, which Kenny,
• 51:23
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• 51:26
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• 51:35
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• 51:40
  Speaker 1: all that soon, but we will get over the blue
• 51:42
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• 51:44
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• 51:48
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• 51:52
  Speaker 1: will get me on Twitter, Instagram, and indeed the new
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Sky which is blue Sky. One quick thing I want
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: to shout out here to friend of the podcast, Rob Steers,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: who has supplied all of the artwork for the Tom
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: and Jerry Show, including the logo that you see there,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: is an artist by trade and is launching his has
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: launched I beg your pardon his twenty twenty five calendar.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: So if you look up while they're looking up Tom
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: o'manney or the Jerry McBride, look up Rob Steers, S T. E.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: A R. S.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Steers like the big bulls, not Steers like what you
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: do with you care Rob Steers Cartoons, and you will
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: find his Etsy shop there and his calendar is for sale,
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: highly recommended. We'll even throw up a link on the socials.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: That we just definitely I know it's gone up to
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: the new house. It's gone up to the new house. No,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: there's a there's a Steers A Steers. We'll call it
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: image somewhere. No it's gonna be the Steers original. And
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: once once you see the artwork, once you know the man,
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: you'll know. Oh christ Yes, I've seen those all over
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: the places, all of the wonderful cartoons, calendar on sale,
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: perfect Christmas gift.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: Tom. What else would we like these fine folks to do.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I need to point out to you have been diligence
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: through the entirety of the entire ten years at the
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show by mentioning my Twitter handle, which
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: is Tom Wonderscore on Manny. I almost I could count
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: in two hands how many times have actually been on
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: Twitter in that ten years. There.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: You're more of an Instagram man, aren't you?
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Just find Tom omanny. It's it's the easiest thing. There's
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: a guy, he's the he's the president. I think of
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: Saint Pat's or something. He was at a gig one
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: night somehow led lovely fella, but he goes, why do
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: people keep on tweeting me to your podcast? I mean, I, man,
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I got nothing for you, So it's
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: your as well to find me on you know.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and his name, his name was Finton Butler. So
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I don't want to fuck They're doing.
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: Hey, if you have and you still have any constructing question,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: because I know it's one of our most listened to
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: podcasts and the people have actually built stuff by directions
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: of that episode. If you have any questions, you need
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: more clarity on things. If you're just going what's the
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: latest product, I'm fairly good. Good to them at this stage.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Before I forget and wipe the memory bank completely clean.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Feel for to hit me with a message on the
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Tom of Jerry Show or Tom on Mohney on Instagram.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: It's more slightly but I'll find it. If there's an outlead,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: your stories have an outlead? Why not that has pulled
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: it out of the bag? Got you sorted? Let us know? Also,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: have you your accent dwindled or have you had to
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: put on an accent when you're meeting the in laws?
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Have you had straightened them by out yeah?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Or are you adamant digging your heels in the ground
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: where you're from Dublin and you were a few as
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: to change your accent if you move somewhere, fair play
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: to you too, But at the same time, sorry, I.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Don't want to get back into the road town. But
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: you say, refuse to change your accent. I'm not doing purpose.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: Jerry. You are.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: You are.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I hate to tell you, but you are. You're refusing
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: to dig your heels in and be ignorant, and don't
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: let that ignorance dwindle. It's one of the most redeeming
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: facts about you. There's not many, but you have a
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: great level of ignorance and we love that. As soon
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: as I hear you start to going that's creeping into
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: It's like Jesus Christ, Jerry, you're letting it in, letting
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: it close the door. The fucking he's getting out there.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: Come on, for God's sake, if you would follow us
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: on all the usual platforms, like Jerry said, But if
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: you are listening to this for the very first time,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: you stumbled across it by accident, it's probably as a
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: result of people giving it a five stars treatment. Every
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: single week. You're giving a five stars fair platey, and
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. It makes it more visible to people.
• 55:17
  Speaker 2: It doesn't give us any more kudos or anything like that.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: So if you could right now go I haven't raised
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: this podcast most is Spotify. I think you can raise
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: it on a couple others. If you can, please do
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: If you haven't hit subscribe, hit subscribe, and the bell,
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: because it'll pop into your phone or whatever device you're
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: listening on every single charlesty right there.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: That's it, Tom.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to lying down because I think there's one more.
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: I think I'm planning to get one wrinkle from underneath
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: my eye over the next month at least, to try
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: and sleep back into my actual age and not my
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: late eighties that I have been doing well in.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Curious. I'm curious just to see what energy Arrest and
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Tom brings to the podcast.
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: It does not. It does not at all anything you
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: want to sour beat, no up, tired version of myself.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: So don't worry. I've already got another project on the books,
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Phase two. Phase two cof in your way very soon.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: It's probably going to kill me, but we'll try it anyway.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Good stuff,