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#484: Snake in the Helmet & 5 Questions | OBB Benched | You Drain It First · Orange Bowl Boys: A Miami Hurricanes Podcast

• 0:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: these are the orange ball boys who sit at by Paul Baines roofing from residential roofing to commercial roofing even roof repairs give Paul a call get your free estimate at Paul Baines roofing.com here's toast Roman and scoop all right with only two shows to go before we hit the
• 0:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: recap show instead of rankings hyper payrolls we're going to be talking about off-color jokes impalments snakes in your helmet and machete's versus hatchets in the public's parking lot.
• 0:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to OBB Benched episode 484.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we got to go sit and watch the Hall of Fame inductions and you know, you've got to figure that like if you're going in the profile ball Hall of Fame, it's a moment of like reverence and reflection and you get to kind of thank everybody in pieces here unless of course you're Adam Venetary and you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you
• 1:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: who apparently was working on his tight five for the comedy store because dude had jokes.
• 1:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would repeat those last few statements about Coach Bill Bellachek as well.
• 1:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, Bill couldn't make it here today.
• 1:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot going on at UNC right now.
• 1:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was because training camp had already started, but in truth, it's because he's judging its girlfriends cheerleading competition.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Peyton, thank you for generously donating your forehead for today's teleprompter.
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was lucky enough to play with the greatest quarterback in Patriot history.
• 1:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unfortunately, he was unable to make it here today.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Drew Bloodsell.
• 1:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a few more Tom Brady jokes, but I was afraid that he'd rub up on the stage and maybe give me a will Smith like he did to Logan Paul last month.
• 1:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, Pat McVease here in the crowd today.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great to see you, brother.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: The only person who enjoyed holding my balls more than my wife.
• 2:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: for the brand is like you said is come me like you know he's trying to burst on to that's you know like he's trying to do his pat macophie impression right there for the brand there you go kickers and I guess yeah kickers are not did he get any backslash from that or no did they get played in it didn't Patrick this past week and had to actually apologize didn't really ah damn Patrick and I who gave him a hard time like the hall of fame he said he was just getting all kinds of notes from people that were like it was supposed to be
• 2:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: true like a roast and he got like all kinds of like kickback on it and he's like I didn't know a fend any but we're gonna bust a horrible meanwhile I was for God for Bid anyone has a personality right you got people going for trying to be funny people are dedicating their afternoon to sit outside and can't in Ohio and making them laugh is wrong yeah I mean
• 3:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's like a watermelon butthole.
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's not just saying it, bro.
• 3:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like a hundred degrees.
• 3:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're in can freaking Ohio.
• 3:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And, oh, God forbid, he'd make me laugh.
• 3:16
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 3:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's like, Jesus.
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, look, I would imagine he ran that joke past his wife.
• 3:23
  [SPEAKER_03]: I did see her in the crowd.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: She thought it was funny.
• 3:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was terrible.
• 3:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But let's have a look.
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing.
• 3:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every one of those lines got laughs.
• 3:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Payton Manning left to the forehead, joke.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, the bellot check joke was phenomenal.
• 3:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Bellot check.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I saw Peyton Hild.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I saw Peyton Manning's forehead in person and that thing is not a forehead.
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: You can show Odyssey on that bro.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: He did it.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: He did.
• 3:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: You kid you kid.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a 70 millimeter Jackson Kent.
• 3:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Well, the future left tackle for the University of Miami Hurricanes on his forehead at 68.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's how that's how big that thing is.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it's a reddit Terry too.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: I hate to say I don't want to say this setting.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was in but it's from reddit Terry because he fast I think to his kids, man.
• 4:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's this about the kids, man?
• 4:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Terrible.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's the largest group you ever had to speak in front of?
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, a concert group people.
• 4:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 4:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've been playing in the stage and now some to the concert.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, 10's a thousand.
• 4:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's a, that's a, that's not a very, uh, very impressive question for this group.
• 4:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I guess that's true.
• 4:27
  [SPEAKER_03]: All been on stage.
• 4:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 4:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think most people don't have that.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very, it's a life.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like free birds.
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what a free bird.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 4:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me ask you if this guy, another question that is this guy, the toughest man alive.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: David Safaldi 32 years old was hiking in the granite mountains in Montana when he tripped over a rock and it pailed himself on one of his hiking poles.
• 4:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then 10 miles down the mountain to get help.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh.
• 5:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
• 5:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 5:02
  [SPEAKER_03]: I need context here.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: So was it true?
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is it true that he height down because he didn't want to call for the MetaVac and then had to
• 5:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if that's the truth.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, okay, here he's he's an ER.
• 5:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's Martin.
• 5:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He assessed his own word.
• 5:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he figured that the best course action would be to get down the mountain and get help somewhere where he could go to a hospital instead of them trying to remove and get bleeding out on the mountain or anything.
• 5:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I saw the video from sitting in the hospital with the literal hole sticking through his side and he's like laughing.
• 5:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not so funny now is it Jesus?
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Very good.
• 5:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, he went through like the very edge of his side.
• 5:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I went through by a few inches.
• 5:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was at the very edge.
• 5:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: It didn't go through like organs or anything.
• 5:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's good.
• 5:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: So that's why he was.
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, that's why he's still alive.
• 5:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's why he's still alive.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you didn't pull it out.
• 5:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: But it definitely hurt like a mother.
• 6:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, well, yes.
• 6:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, my mother's flat.
• 6:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can only imagine walking with that in that position couldn't have been pleasant in any way whatsoever.
• 6:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: 10 miles.
• 6:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've been miles over Rocky terrain, like, oh, my God.
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And his friends, the whole time, said, failed himself.
• 6:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crack and shishkabab jokes.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course they are.
• 6:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were caught in the park.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were caught in the park.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the whole bomb.
• 6:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Shishka, don't get friends by the way.
• 6:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I say, Shishka, you say Bob.
• 6:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shishka, I've been in pain.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's just got jokes.
• 6:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we've got jokes.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's the more elite Shishka, Bob?
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: A chicken, Shishka, Bob, or a steak, Shishka, Bob?
• 6:45
  [SPEAKER_03]: Definitely not chicken.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Chicken's not a lead, and anything.
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: No.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Does this have pineapple or not have pineapple, what depends what else is on it, it was a vegetable skewer can have pineapple on it, but I'm not putting it on my steak skewer, no, no, my steak skewer, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, no.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that.
• 7:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're not going to do that
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: kind of cheese and potatoes.
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I can't get about to you.
• 7:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I said, I spread the food got to the other day.
• 7:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Because I told people that when you catch lobster, which I caught plenty of lobster, and you put butter, you have to put chives in the butter, and that's why I'm lost.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I hate chives, and you force me to do it.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: And forever now, I will preach the gospel, food gospel, scoop, and name it a private, speed of something.
• 7:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I don't like chives on anything else.
• 7:53
  [SPEAKER_03]: Me neither, I don't like, I don't like Josh, but if they're not on the lobster tail, it's I don't know what it does.
• 8:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: I only do right thing.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_03]: He's right.
• 8:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know what it is.
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's weird.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will give you credit for being one of the few who walks the road of the food gospel of scoop.
• 8:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I don't know.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would you have to do that if she's in half-task never?
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I don't think I've sued.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to take a thing of craft macaroni and cheese and then throw in a can of like chicken by the sea.
• 8:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then you eat it like that.
• 8:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is not a vomit right now we're all in a matter of fish.
• 8:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, that's a perk.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: But that's what you mix or take a pack of mac and cheese and you take a can of chicken by the scene you dump it in there and you mix it together.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, you drain out first.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, sure.
• 8:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: You drain it.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: But that's it.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's it.
• 9:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: That is fucking disgusting.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's one of the best things you'll ever levels of nastiness.
• 9:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can't even describe to you.
• 9:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: What would I say to you like to have?
• 9:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: No.
• 9:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm very selective in the food gospel school.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, you're just going to say somebody has the worst food takes in the world, bro.
• 9:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: We know this for our whole lives here's the problem.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: None of you will we'll try it because you two afraid that you're going to like it because we ran your nonsense before and it's first horrific.
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: What have you tried not to jump off of?
• 9:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not a thing, not a thing.
• 9:32
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, you're full of shit off the bridge.
• 9:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's terrible.
• 9:36
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not jumping off that food.
• 9:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't need to tell them that it's nasty.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've had both those things individually.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know how you don't come down to a mountain in pale for 10 miles.
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Don't go up the mountain.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've never opened.
• 9:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I've never opened the thing of chicken by the sea eating the tune out of their plane and been like, oh, you know what this needs.
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hot and melted massiness cheese and some noodles.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: I need a drain as much as the tuna water as possible and like a load that thing with mayonnaise.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it was funny when you make a cheese that only cavi it was well you drained it first.
• 10:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: But, you know, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got to drink it, you've got
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, that's what I'm going to say.
• 10:43
  [UNKNOWN]: Oh,
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: To know water states are, yeah, what did you say?
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, garbage water garbage water.
• 10:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this garbage like water in the bottom of the trash can or something.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, like magic water.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's good.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't put it.
• 10:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: I said I have this all the time.
• 11:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: Don't put things that have liquid in it in the trash can.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, well, we don't know you're not leaving this conversation on the regular.
• 11:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's, it drives me nuts.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_03]: Like,
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_03]: If there's a hole in the bag, you set that stuff just eats through the bag, like don't bet out first and then put it in the trash can.
• 11:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who has to clean out the garbage can they do that?
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's like tuna water.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like tuna water.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like tuna water.
• 11:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like tuna water.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: You do.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: You do.
• 11:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: So there's always.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: So there's no repercussions for them to not do it.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: That is got to clean it up.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_03]: Sure.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm not.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: Here's here's one thing that I feel at as a parent.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the man would be killed.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know where you're going.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make them clear on the garbage can of self.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I said, sit the man with no children.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's it's I would rather and I know this isn't the best thing to do in those cases.
• 11:54
  [SPEAKER_03]: I would rather just do it myself because I know it gets done properly.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's it.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: And I don't have to ask myself more than once.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're doing stupid.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: Do it.
• 12:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, generally.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: I don't wish you.
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Drive me crazy.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just get out of the way.
• 12:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Please.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will I will preach the garbage gospel of scoop.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I will tell you this that watching my wife load the dishwasher is the long time that I question whether or not she smokes crack.
• 12:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: because of how elite I don't understand how her mind works as she was loaded that way.
• 12:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I have to unload it, we didn't load a problem.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's there's what's her way of doing it.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's just like a hotspot is a fucking chaos, bro.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, just throwing shit in there.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So there's there's there's there's two people in every relationship.
• 12:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like one who loads the dishwasher like a Scandinavian engineer and one who loads it like a raccoon on meth.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's why they're raccoon on meth.
• 12:58
  [SPEAKER_03]: There's the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and then the one who loads it and
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yes.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's the skin and avian engineer.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's absolutely right.
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like in the half the stuff.
• 13:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm in the middle.
• 13:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure there's better ways to do it.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: But I don't it's not as messy.
• 13:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like I'm okay.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm okay.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm more in the skin and avian engineers.
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Like I'm just not that meticulous about.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I've seen your spreadsheets.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: You have to be more meticulous.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, bro.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stop.
• 13:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, when it comes to student things.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at how a mac and look that your setup is behind you and everything.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like just stop.
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're in your panel about that, yeah, just you come on, you're a you're a your dishwasher is a macula, I don't hear it, yes, it's a part of the world, the high reviews and analysts
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, God, all right.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was my spreadsheet.
• 13:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, the story at Arkansas, crazy, I've seen it all week.
• 14:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: High school football player in Arkansas played for an hour with a venomous snake in his helmet.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Didn't know it was in there.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was like nestled up in the padding of his helmet said he kept felt something moving in the helmet.
• 14:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pop the helmet off a cotton mouth snake.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Two foot cotton mouth snake.
• 14:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a two-feet side the padding of his helmet.
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: Are they like warm out places?
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, they had to get it out by putting the with the helmet in water.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a merge, uh, sudden, uh, when it was at work, I'm thinking of some of some of them.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: I got it.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was there.
• 14:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got it.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, we did.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is real light.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, and they got it out.
• 14:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was fine.
• 14:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: But true story, hour with a snake in his home.
• 14:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: There's a snake in my boots, where'd it go?
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Woody, oh shit, thank you, my helmet.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: So how is this a con now snake?
• 15:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, how poisonous is he had a con now snake?
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was head.
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, right.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: So that thing bites him.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's dead.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh, not dies, but it's like a little Pfizer organs or something.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Now, you need Venom one immediately.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: They have anti-venom.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not cheap, they have a cheap, they have a cheap.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: They have a bunch of this in South Florida, though, bro.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I know they got to fly it out to you.
• 15:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, that's, yeah, they have the anti-venom.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: We have the largest repository of anti-venom I believe in the world outside of Australia.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, good I might.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: But no, that is crazy.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think not.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Never believe this.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then you would sell me the story.
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: He prefaces the story by saying, you will never believe it in your right.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I would never believe that you had a cop
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think you have to.
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have to kill a certain poisonous snakes you have to kill him.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, you can't like give it to like off with their head.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I can't give it to you.
• 15:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't care if it's a good snake and non-poisons snake.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out of hunting.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, because they have coral snakes.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, they have coral snakes, right?
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_04]: They have a coral snake.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: And then a king snakes.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: A mimic of his snake.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's not a cor snake.
• 16:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I got that.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: If it's orange, yellow, kill a fellow.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm not about to look to see those color.
• 16:12
  [SPEAKER_03]: Just.
• 16:14
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, I'm going to be honest with you.
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_03]: That is, that's one of nature's most.
• 16:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: Diabolical scenarios is that you have no that you have the coral snake and then you have his completely innocent cousin who looks exactly the same yeah except for the fact that their stripes are slightly different like what are we doing they could yeah mimicry like what is this one it one will kill you and the other one is totally normal and you can't tell the difference
• 16:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: And you know what that's makes us man.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're so snake phobic because you think all of us look alike.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you know, there's also there's not a single snake that you can like cuddle with like as like a pet like a snake do I sit on your lap and watch foot with you all that's trying to work like.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, okay.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_03]: Can you really?
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, yeah, you can't
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: You cut it with it until it decides it's no longer a cuddle.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, he tries to give you a hug.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, I saw a guy there.
• 17:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: He was in front of me like at a restaurant and literally he goes and he's like that little booze wrapped around his head like a bracelet.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's like, yeah, this is my little buddy.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: He's out there just chilling with it.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of the same thing.
• 17:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, not like they didn't tell us in Georgia if you have a king snake.
• 17:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a good thing.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like a big black snake with markings on his back because it apparently like hunts rodents and insects and other snakes.
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, don't kill a king snake.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, I don't want any snake.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Make bad snake.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't care.
• 17:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Get the F out.
• 17:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want you here.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if I opened up my house and saw a snake.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm out.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Still.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Put it on the market and call him scoop.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Put it on the market.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: across the travertine like two weeks ago and the door of course you do because you've got all those you've got all those mice living in your In your college wish
• 17:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Listen, my dogs and my cat, my cats that caught my dogs, and by the way, my dog gauge has a knees like an eye patch because he got upstairs in the cat one.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: So cat one gauge, there was only been one time ever where I was like, they united as a unified front.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: And they didn't fight cat like cats adopt the cat and the two dogs had a snake cornered in my house, a little baby snake, and those things,
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: True, guys.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: We gotta get this snake.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't like what the hell's going on?
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I walk into her.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm like, how are these people not fighting right now?
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, oh, oh, they got a snake corner Holy dog They hate each other.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm an enemies.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's like, you know the adage.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: They fight like cats and dogs unless there's a snake in a room.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's exactly then they fight this snake That old famous phrase Yeah, all right Florida man story the week and then we'll get to five questions.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh this happened in Panama City
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: In a public sparking lot, gentlemen named Eric Kirkbomb was in a car when another gentleman named James Gay drove up Stop near him.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently the two get into a verbal altercation.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: James Gay then returned to his car and retrieved a machete Which he tried to strike this other gentleman with on the face the other guy blocked it with a hatchet
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: because of course he had a hatchet in his car.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was a machete versus a hatchet.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: The gentleman who started the fight, they pulled the security camera footage, got arrested, $50,000 bond, charged with that greater battery, and he is going to have to answer to that.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I guess the point of telling the story is, it's the wildest road rage incident you've ever had.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Have you ever had a crazy road rage incident?
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I wanted to know machete guy got a couple of licks in on this guy apparently and dude had to go to the hospital I would say machete got arrested You're shedding got arrested, so they're that's when that's a win.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a win.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a win.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's a w You go in a Cobb card.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: He goes in the end.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You want you want.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, that's the w So I'll but I mean, that's that's a wild road rage.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've never had anybody pull a machete Hmm, no, we're a hatchet for that matter
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know, if I was in that situation with the hatchet and I saw this guy pull a machete, you know what I'm going to say right you know what I'm instantly going to say and I wouldn't be able to help that's not on life.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're going to cut this man while he's yeah, and then I'm going to kick you to like let's go mode all right, I'm going to I'm going to hatch it you.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to block you.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Why does this guy have a hatch I'm a shitty I get, but what does it guy have a hatch is going to shed you get.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I get a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little bit more than I had a little
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: What's your comments if I have a one and done coming if you miss Shetty, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 21:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not going to wait for you to get close enough to me.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'm throwing the hatch.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: I promise you.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't run.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't run it.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm running.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: What if you throw it like this?
• 21:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm hungry.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's okay.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, no.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: There it goes.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think I saw some of the Uncle Rico in Josh Haderbada.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Soccer team or baseball team or something or football team.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: They bought something together, a minor league sports team.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uncle Rico in the pool.
• 22:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: In the paper out in Pedro, in Pedro, all three of them together.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, Jenna was mentioning and they bought some sports team.
• 22:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure there's a city called Napoleon something like Napoleon, Iowa, and then literally called them Napoleon Dynamite.
• 22:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Although the field of dreams game was happening this week.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's good.
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, it's just been there.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's fun.
• 22:29
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• 22:30
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• 23:47
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• 23:49
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• 23:57
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• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, here we go.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Question number one best cheese for a grilled cheese is I know if you're not going to go with a combination that I'm going to go with a straight cheddar sharpened then let's cheddar
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: Okay, pretty good.
• 24:20
  [SPEAKER_03]: I'll still go in Cheddar.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: It doesn't melt as well as American, but it's a, yeah, but it's better than American.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_03]: Good old, good old white trash American cheese.
• 24:23
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• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yep.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: If you're going to grow cheese, it might as well grow cheese and sky style.
• 24:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's not even getting you, but it's called a dairy food.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, it's called processed cheese food.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you can't call it a grilled cheese because it's not cheese.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: As my said, it's good.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a white trash American cheese.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what they say.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: American cheese.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Government cheese.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to block.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've had it.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've had it.
• 24:57
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• 24:57
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• 24:59
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• 24:59
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• 25:00
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• 25:00
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• 25:01
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• 25:01
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• 25:01
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• 25:02
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• 25:03
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• 25:03
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• 25:04
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• 25:04
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• 25:04
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• 25:05
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• 25:05
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• 25:05
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• 25:06
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• 25:06
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• 25:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: We've had
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, what do you call a cheese that's not yours?
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm Joe.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not Joe.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not Joe.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's this?
• 25:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: What sentence that someone said casually?
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: Someone just said a sentence casually, phrase casual in your life.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_04]: You still remember years later.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't remember a lot of stuff.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a memory question.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: As soon as I said that, I looked as few as Facebook.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Come on, man.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: You know every question.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: He says, what is somebody like somebody said something is just stuck with you?
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you a mine.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll try to illustrate real short.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: We said podcast was Shaquille and John, our co-host went to it was like a very church going guy.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'd go to church every Sunday.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shack invited us out to a DJ set on a Saturday night.
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: John goes, what time is it start?
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going on at 130 in the morning.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And John just laughed.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, there's no chance.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, of course, the check doesn't go to church on Sundays.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he stopped the whole show when he goes, no, no, no, no, no, don't do that.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, he goes, I don't go to church, but every day's church.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every day's church.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, I get it every day.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I try to be a good person.
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I try to take care of other people.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I try to thank, be thankful for where I got my life.
• 26:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He goes, so I don't go to church on Sundays because every day's church.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I wrote that down.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, every day is church.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty damn decent life advice for a guy.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was being made fun of four seconds ago.
• 26:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to make scoop laugh hysterically because this wasn't going to be my answer, but it is something said casually that I remembered.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm going to say it years later, and it involves Shaquille O'Neill.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And the comment was, he'll be going to jail.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: He tried to put it in the blood.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Okay, come on me.
• 26:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wow.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: And that was good decades ago, and I still go to jail.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Should we tell that story?
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: This is simple.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's good, can't remember anything.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Then of course, there's the most horrific one I ever had from corporate America, it cleared channeled on a banner that was in our main office for years.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Clear your mind of can't just go fuck yourself.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at me.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I can't tell you to fuck yourself anymore.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Any more vying than this.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Clear your mind of can't.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I can't.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can't go basketball.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: I definitely can't do that.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: So how did this is made, stage?
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: In-ass.
• 27:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Ah.
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: What?
• 27:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Question number three.
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: What is a sound?
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: A sound that triggers an instant fear in you.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: A sound.
• 28:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, so I'll go first.
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Instant fear.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: Instant fear raises my heart rate immediately.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: Earlier on in my career, this is gonna sound so early on in my career.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: If I was outside, and I heard a fax machine, right?
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Or the printer, a paper printer going, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p, p
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: So believe it or not, a paper printer's down puts a fear in your boy row.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nothing like that.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you the opposite of that one.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And toast and I can both apply to it.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sort of the opposite of a sound would be no sound.
• 28:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, dead air dead air.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's nothing worse than walking into a radio station and they're you hear nothing because no matter even if just the monitors are turned out, that's all it is.
• 29:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your brain immediately goes into panic mode.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: And you don't understand how long 15 seconds is my little bit two years until there's nothing happening and there should be.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: This song is supposed to be played.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just sitting there because the computer sounds.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Long time ago.
• 29:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was sitting there at two o'clock in the morning.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought I had five and a half minutes.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You told the computer stopped.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, I thought, I mean, I have something that I think is funny, but I'm not really sure anyone else thinks it's funny.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_03]: Because I was going to say it as a joke, but so I think I'm going to figure something else out.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now it's okay roll it out.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, I'm roll it out.
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was going to say church bells.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: it's a fair scoop.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: There you go.
• 29:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, kind of tells y'all you mean to know about scoop.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: We landed on the mood.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, scoop.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: We did not roast.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: I don't realize the people.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: Question number four.
• 30:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: What's this story of your first kiss?
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_04]: How old were you?
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_03]: I remember that.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Man, I was young.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_03]: That's a lot.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah, right.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Well, I think it was I was I was really young.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: I was here.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_03]: So I think it was in When did I go to?
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was first grade.
• 30:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you were first grade first kiss.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's remember.
• 30:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Bro, we went to, we used to go to school.
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: We were going to school scores every summer, man.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Go to school, we were going to go to school.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: We were going to Maine for summer vacation.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: What?
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like for when I was like six until I was like nine.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: And one of those summers, there was a girl staying up in this little cottage area that we did was my age.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: I forgot her friggin name.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: But we got busted, making out on a rock.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I had to be like nine years old.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: My first kiss ever.
• 31:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: So me, I was a lot more advanced in age.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I believe I was in eighth grade.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: Believe it or not, her name was Sue Ann.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_04]: It was the park around the corner.
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: They she thought she planted on me and she's just like, her tongue's down, my throat.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: I didn't know what the hell was going on.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: She just said, I want to kiss you.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I was like, yes, the most awkward thing ever, the kiss was horrible.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: But the most awkward thing ever.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: My mom patty is in the background going Fred!
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hey, you gotta go off!
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm getting my first kiss!
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: My mom's yelling at the park around the corner.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I can hear my mom yelling.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like, oh my goodness.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sarah, what's this happened?
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I ran it out.
• 32:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I gotta go now.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
• 32:03
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's horrible.
• 32:04
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, it's more her name is Sue Ann Sue Ann Sue Ann Sue Ann Sue Ann as part of the break her name I was living in the best part of Davey if you could figure that out based off the name Sue Ann's in a double ride right now is a grandma of five kids
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's grandma.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Exactly.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's a grandma.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_04]: She thinks just the other kid like a week later.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: So yeah, it's really great.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: His name was Billy.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: Billy.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Billy and Sue and he know that they're not together.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's a baby while you're a cop this last name, too.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: That job is last name.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Wait a second, just because you can't speak.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: I thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: What'd you say will happen?
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Billy, I mean, I grew up fast in God.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're on government assistance.
• 32:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think government cheese.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: America brought you to America.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yellow cheese, too.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 32:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not even the good cheese.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm sure Sue has had it a couple of times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple of times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple times I'm sure Sue has had it a couple
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Except harpies because that's kind of a spread out of the whole trailer park.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, scoop your first kiss story.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: You figured out setters Yeah, I remember it.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_03]: It was in it was in elementary school.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_03]: What was her name?
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_03]: I moved to pop it up I'm ready.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_03]: You're not that was Billy
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: What was the name of the hatchet guy again?
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Take the 10 best from each sport, right?
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_04]: Did you think of now they compete against each other in their respective sports?
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who's winning?
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: So you would have NBA.
• 34:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: So take NBA players.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're gonna Mexican, you know, they're putting on ice gates and they're gonna play hockey.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_04]: Right.
• 34:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: No, you know, I hold on what I said from each sport.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: I said, yeah, I said baseball hockey soccer basketball.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Sorry football baseball hockey basketball soccer.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 34:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Take the 10 best from each sport.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: They got to play each other in each respect to sport at the end of the day.
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: Uh-huh.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who are the best athletes?
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who's going to win it all?
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: So basically who's going to be successful in the other people's sports?
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great.
• 34:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Got you.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like that's going to be selective about the players you pick.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's just thinking about the best that I think could, you know, we're taking messy and run all though.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're putting them together.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_04]: But they're going to be playing like, you know, uh, you know, Aaron's taking, I'm taking football all day.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm taking a football player.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: Cause I know they're going to play basketball.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, still them.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hit the place of those guys can play soccer.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Yeah.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: You'll find enough of them who've skated in the past.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's football.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Those offensive linemen from Minnesota and stuff like they not escape.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_04]: They do.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, but they're like 500 pounds.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Whatever bro, they'll check your ass.
• 35:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, I don't want to.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: I just want to go against it.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: Great.
• 35:45
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm going to, I'm going to give a little kudos to our soccer players.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think they're going to figure it out.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think they're all round on the ground at the wind blows roll.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, no, no.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_04]: I'm just going to go soccer players.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: They fold like chairs.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_04]: Who's gonna be the worst?
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, whatever.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think the basketball players play a basketball player's play a basketball player's play Yeah, I skate song.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, he's slamming all the place.
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's not gonna play a skates You like a horse
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're all going to be terrible.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: There's different legs going in different directions.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think baseball players are probably going to be the worst of the hockey after football player.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean after basketball players are probably next to that.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if it was that.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not even baseball players are probably the biggest push use of all of them outside of soccer.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, NBA is pretty bad too.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_04]: Lightly.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: Yeah.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_04]: If they're reals, if they're reals.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: That's kind of that.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's five questions, boys, there you go.
• 36:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Nice.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, quick naming.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_04]: What do we name it?
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh boy, there's so many bad ones on this list.
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just uncomfortable.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_04]: That means it's good.
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll start with watermelon butthole.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Throwing out of the gate.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_03]: You know, it's a real thing.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_03]: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_03]: He goes, we'll start with watermelon butthole.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_03]: I mean, immediately Towskowskowsk.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: And I'm done, no, it's a real thing.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_04]: Watermelons.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: Watermelons are not buddhables and I learn this.
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: And the tighter they are, typically is like a life hack that that's the sweetest way if they got a really big bud hole on the one side.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_04]: Not good, but if it's nice and tight.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_03]: It's tight bud hole.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_04]: You got it.
• 37:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nice.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_04]: Watermelons.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I learned it.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I'm sure you did.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was probably, do you want that bud hole to be?
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not about the one that one knuckle.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not circumference.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not circumference.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_04]: Gotcha.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_04]: Two fingers.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_04]: Kick it.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_04]: Kick it.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: Kick it.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's your fingers in a watermelon, but oh, it's just a model.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's out of challenge.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, there's a lot of seeds up in this.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: Come on, we're gonna get you colon check, sir.
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's a powerful.
• 38:10
  [SPEAKER_04]: You're gonna nap like a champ.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my goodness.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my goodness.
• 38:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a sub title.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of seeds in this.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my goodness.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I I I
• 38:50
  [SPEAKER_04]: I think all our snakes look alike.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_04]: Thank you.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_04]: All right, everybody.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_04]: Hatch it man.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_04]: You lost.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Copy going to jail.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Put it in the butt.
• 39:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll some put down church bells.
• 39:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And my personal favorite Billy and Suanne on government cheese.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: to see if he's in the so that he's three and see there's a lot of seeds in this he's in the first and billions who and a cover and she's had a billion so we need to be in the tournament okay that's pretty good
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: It's funny, though, because if you put a lot of seeds in this, if we, you told us that later when we did these turnermen entries, I'm like, do we remember what that means?
• 40:16
  [SPEAKER_04]: But it wasn't quite the whole turnermen.
• 40:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Try to remember why we have watermelon buckle on the list.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember that.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't remember that.
• 40:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, well look only one more of these to go.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's it boys.
• 40:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh hell breaks loose the season is here Oh my god, that's another episode in the books.
• 40:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: What are you waiting for?
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: Somebody to kiss you goodbye.
• 40:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Wow No, no, no, I guess not
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• 40:55
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