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- 0:02Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
- 0:10Speaker 2: Hi, guys.
- 0:10Speaker 3: Welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod
- 0:12Speaker 3: with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
- 0:15Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey.
- 0:17Speaker 3: So we're going to recap Real Housewives of New York,
- 0:20Speaker 3: season 16, episode 7.
- 0:22Speaker 4: First, we got to do a little host recap.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Okay. Okay.
- 0:25Speaker 4: I got busted. What's going on in your life? You
- 0:27Speaker 4: got busted.
- 0:28Speaker 3: What?
- 0:28Speaker 4: By the cops, by the popo jail. No, I'm not interested.
- 0:32Speaker 3: I'm not Karen Hugard. I am not doing a color
- 0:35Speaker 3: purple themed party. Um, I did, however, get it. I
- 0:40Speaker 3: was dead asleep last night.
- 0:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 0:42Speaker 3: I get a text message like around 10 o'clock from
- 0:45Speaker 3: the Valley guy. And he writes, the fuck is an
- 0:49Speaker 3: upper bluff, but spelled B L E F F.
- 0:52Speaker 4: Well, I don't know how to spell it either. Um,
- 0:56Speaker 4: How would you went to Temecula with him? How did
- 0:59Speaker 4: he not look at your eyes? Well, this is one
- 1:03Speaker 4: thing I will say in his defense.
- 1:05Speaker 3: Leading up to Temecula, I said, don't watch my Insta
- 1:10Speaker 3: stories the next couple of days. I'm doing a lot
- 1:12Speaker 3: of paid posts and I'm embarrassed. So I did tell
- 1:15Speaker 3: him that leading up to it.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Oh, just if somebody tells me not to, if Eddie
- 1:20Speaker 4: comes to me and says, don't watch my Instagram stories,
- 1:23Speaker 4: it's the first fucking thing I'm going to be doing.
- 1:25Speaker 4: I am going to be over time watching his stories. Well,
- 1:29Speaker 4: I would have had.
- 1:30Speaker 5: Set an alarm to watch the damn stories.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Well, and he told me, he goes, now that you
- 1:33Speaker 3: told me not to watch the stories, of course, I'm
- 1:35Speaker 3: going to watch the stories.
- 1:36Speaker 5: So I just assumed he's watching the damn story.
- 1:38Speaker 4: That's not even what concerns me the most. He was
- 1:41Speaker 4: physically with you four days after you had it done
- 1:44Speaker 4: and he didn't notice anything was weird. Did you wear
- 1:48Speaker 4: glasses the entire time?
- 1:50Speaker 5: I wore glasses during the day. I had sunglasses on
- 1:54Speaker 5: during the day.
- 1:54Speaker 4: And at night you were reading glasses. And then, no,
- 1:57Speaker 4: at night I didn't even wear glasses.
- 1:58Speaker 3: I just put a little.
- 2:00Speaker 5: Sharma's going to get mad at me.
- 2:02Speaker 3: My doctor's going to get mad at me. She told
- 2:03Speaker 3: me not to do this. But I put a little
- 2:06Speaker 3: bit of concealer on my bruising.
- 2:10Speaker 4: That's it.
- 2:10Speaker 3: But, like, you can't... I mean, I don't have makeup
- 2:13Speaker 3: on right now, but, like, you can't tell that I had, like.
- 2:15Speaker 4: You can't see a scar or anything.
- 2:16Speaker 3: You can tell my eyes are a little swollen.
- 2:18Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 2:19Speaker 3: You'll have a.
- 2:19Speaker 4: Fine little scar there as it heals. It's just... You...
- 2:24Speaker 4: It's quick. One week, like you get stitches out very
- 2:27Speaker 4: quickly because the skin on your eyes is so thin
- 2:29Speaker 4: and there's no, I don't even think there's nerve endings
- 2:31Speaker 4: in it.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Yeah. Like it didn't hurt at all.
- 2:34Speaker 4: Yeah. It's the least painless. I mean, people do it awake.
- 2:38Speaker 3: Well, he's like, well, then I said, well, thanks a
- 2:41Speaker 3: lot for not noticing how hot I look with my
- 2:44Speaker 3: new upper bluff. He's like, one, I don't know what
- 2:46Speaker 3: an upper bluff is. Two, I assume that once you
- 2:49Speaker 3: have surgery.
- 2:49Speaker 4: He's like, I just graduated high school. Do you think
- 2:51Speaker 4: I know what an upper bluff is? She just slipped
- 2:56Speaker 4: me off.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Just hold this up the duration of the episode.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Eddie gets Google alerts, right?
- 3:05Speaker 3: For me.
- 3:07Speaker 4: And he said, oh, there's a Google alert. It says,
- 3:11Speaker 4: Tamara calls out Teddy about her concerns about... Teddy dating
- 3:16Speaker 4: young men. And I'm like, I know.
- 3:18Speaker 3: And I'm like this posted it.
- 3:21Speaker 4: So I'm like, Oh, what is it? Reality blurb. And
- 3:24Speaker 4: he's like, no Yahoo. It's on the front of Yahoo.
- 3:28Speaker 2: And I go, I've been trying to cover that one.
- 3:31Speaker 3: I mean, I hope I'm sure the valet guy will
- 3:33Speaker 3: listen to this too, but the panic struck me update
- 3:39Speaker 3: on Teddy's love life. Yeah.
- 3:41Speaker 4: But then the pant, then I got panic stricken. stricken
- 3:44Speaker 4: stricken stricken and and I'm like shit did I like
- 3:47Speaker 4: have too many drinks and say it somewhere did I
- 3:49Speaker 4: say it on watch what happens live did I do
- 3:52Speaker 4: I who was I talking to he's like who were
- 3:54Speaker 4: you talking to you it was you and I'm like
- 3:58Speaker 4: oh god so stupid well I have slept in uh
- 4:03Speaker 4: four beds in one week um we ended up leaving
- 4:07Speaker 4: my mom's house I know I'm a ho leaving my
- 4:10Speaker 4: mom's house And she had a bunch of boxes in
- 4:14Speaker 4: the garage and we were just going to go straight home.
- 4:17Speaker 4: And Eddie's like, well, we'll take these to Big Bear
- 4:19Speaker 4: because our house closes on Thursday and she's coming out
- 4:22Speaker 4: on Friday. So we took a little detour, came to
- 4:26Speaker 4: Big Bear, put the boxes in our garage, spend the
- 4:29Speaker 4: night doing the podcast, the second one, and now going
- 4:34Speaker 4: back to Orange County, going to be there for a
- 4:36Speaker 4: few days, then back up to Big Bear for October.
- 4:38Speaker 3: Why did you have to go back to Orange County?
- 4:41Speaker 4: Well, because I have two sponsor posters here and all
- 4:43Speaker 4: the products are at my other house. And my... And Oktoberfest,
- 4:50Speaker 4: all like I ordered a bunch of stuff for that.
- 4:53Speaker 4: Like I got, you know, Eddie's costume and it's all
- 4:56Speaker 4: at the house in boxes.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 4:58Speaker 4: So we have to go back. Our plan was never
- 5:00Speaker 4: to come here until Friday. Anyway.
- 5:02Speaker 3: You had wanted to drop off all the boxes.
- 5:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:04Speaker 4: So we dropped that off. But so, yes. So the
- 5:08Speaker 4: house closes on... Thursday. And then contractors coming on Thursday
- 5:13Speaker 4: to come see what I want done. And hopefully we
- 5:15Speaker 4: can get... It's just all cosmetic stuff. I mean, luckily,
- 5:19Speaker 4: the roof is brand new. The flooring is brand new.
- 5:22Speaker 4: The entire house is painted. So the rest is just cosmetic.
- 5:24Speaker 3: So you don't have much to do.
- 5:26Speaker 4: Not much. Just cosmetic stuff.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:28Speaker 4: But you're so good at that. That's natural for you.
- 5:31Speaker 4: That would take me years.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Really?
- 5:33Speaker 4: But I literally am on... computer constantly looking at different, Oh,
- 5:37Speaker 4: maybe I want to do this color.
- 5:38Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 5:38Speaker 4: I can go that way, but I love doing it.
- 5:40Speaker 4: So it's fun for me. What websites do you go
- 5:42Speaker 4: on to do this? I go on Pinterest and look
- 5:45Speaker 4: at different, like I get ideas in my head. And
- 5:47Speaker 4: then like one of the bathrooms, and I don't know
- 5:50Speaker 4: if I'm going to replace it, but it has pale
- 5:52Speaker 4: pink tile in it, in the shower. Now, if there's
- 5:55Speaker 4: no shower door on it. So my, I normally would
- 5:58Speaker 4: put a glass shower door on it, but with pink tile,
- 6:01Speaker 4: I'm not going to do that. I don't know if
- 6:03Speaker 4: I'm going to do the tile right away. So I
- 6:05Speaker 4: got on Pinterest and I'm like, how can I decorate
- 6:08Speaker 4: a bathroom with pale pink tile in the shower? And
- 6:11Speaker 4: then it came up with all these great ideas. I'm like,
- 6:13Speaker 4: oh my God, this looks great. So I have to
- 6:15Speaker 4: get in there and see the quality of the tile
- 6:18Speaker 4: and if it's worth keeping for a little bit.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Yeah, if it's worth salvaging.
- 6:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm picking and choosing what I'm doing. So we'll see. Well,
- 6:27Speaker 4: you got to show us before and afters.
- 6:29Speaker 3: Oh, I will.
- 6:29Speaker 4: I will. And then my Bryce Sanders, I think, interview
- 6:32Speaker 4: might come out today, the second half of it. So
- 6:35Speaker 4: he came to Big Bear a couple weeks ago. He
- 6:37Speaker 4: interviewed me out on the deck. And then he came
- 6:40Speaker 4: in and we did just a little walk around the
- 6:41Speaker 4: house and a little chat. So we got a little
- 6:44Speaker 4: house tour. Got a little house tour.
- 6:46Speaker 3: Okay, well, that's going to be fun. So make sure, everybody,
- 6:49Speaker 3: you tune into that. Because one, we love Bryce Sander. Two,
- 6:53Speaker 3: we love Tamara.
- 6:54Speaker 4: Three, we love.
- 6:56Speaker 3: And, you know, the house tour. Yeah.
- 6:58Speaker 4: Everyone loves the house tour. And they asked for before pictures.
- 7:01Speaker 4: So I'm assuming they're going to put those in there
- 7:03Speaker 4: so everyone can see what a great 1980s. Yeah.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Getting it done. Well, I did tell you, remember when
- 7:11Speaker 3: you were looking at that one house? I did tell
- 7:13Speaker 3: you I didn't buy it, right?
- 7:15Speaker 4: Oh, how did it look?
- 7:15Speaker 3: But I couldn't see.
- 7:17Speaker 4: It's amazing, but you can't see. It's so far up
- 7:20Speaker 4: and there's a gate. So you can't see anything.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:24Speaker 4: I mean, it's still on the market. Still on the market.
- 7:28Speaker 4: It's a dream. And I did the math for you.
- 7:31Speaker 3: I was like, okay, now let's drive to the grocery
- 7:34Speaker 3: store and now let's drive here and let's see how
- 7:36Speaker 3: long it would take her to get to these places.
- 7:38Speaker 4: Five minutes. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad at all.
- 7:41Speaker 3: Yeah, five minutes.
- 7:43Speaker 4: I thought if we moved to like a house up
- 7:46Speaker 4: on a hill in Temecula that we'd be closer to
- 7:48Speaker 4: Big Bear too. No, it's farther. Yeah. Well, Temecula's... Yeah,
- 7:53Speaker 4: I know. It's like San Diego County.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Because I don't think we really understand where Temecula is.
- 7:57Speaker 4: I don't. I really don't. People have asked me multiple times.
- 8:01Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't know.
- 8:02Speaker 4: And Valley Guy grew up there.
- 8:04Speaker 3: Yeah, Valley Guy grew up there. So he showed a
- 8:07Speaker 3: bunch of local spots.
- 8:10Speaker 4: And his family is there.
- 8:12Speaker 3: Yeah, his family is there.
- 8:13Speaker 4: His family is there.
- 8:23Speaker 5: Let's get into a little bit of New York now.
- 8:26Speaker 3: We're at night two of... Why would anybody name an
- 8:30Speaker 3: island Mosquito Island?
- 8:31Speaker 4: I was just going to say that because I get
- 8:33Speaker 4: eaten alive by mosquitoes. And if somebody goes, you want
- 8:35Speaker 4: to go to Mosquito Island?
- 8:36Speaker 3: I'd be like, no.
- 8:38Speaker 4: Just like Haley said when Cy goes, are you vaping?
- 8:39Speaker 3: She goes, no.
- 8:47Speaker 4: No she's like it's.
- 8:49Speaker 3: A different type of smoke is coming out of her
- 8:53Speaker 3: mouth and we're seeing the vape right here and she's
- 8:55Speaker 3: like no.
- 8:56Speaker 4: Are you maybe no i'm like oh my god this
- 8:59Speaker 4: girl's a great liar we're like oh okay and we
- 9:04Speaker 4: see later on in the episode that people this didn't
- 9:07Speaker 4: help her case because people are not believing her.
- 9:10Speaker 3: No they're not believing her i I mean, there's a lot.
- 9:13Speaker 3: It starts out size in bed, icing her knee, but
- 9:17Speaker 3: Haley and her strap on come to secure the ice pack. Okay.
- 9:23Speaker 4: It wasn't like a strap on, right?
- 9:25Speaker 3: It was just like a, no, she was, they were
- 9:27Speaker 3: making jokes about it being strapped on, strapping it on.
- 9:30Speaker 4: Cause I had to rewind it. And I'm like, how, like,
- 9:33Speaker 4: what do you mean it's strapped? Anyway, cause it was joke.
- 9:37Speaker 4: They were trying to be funny.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Um, Meanwhile, Daisy is yet again complaining about the food,
- 9:43Speaker 3: saying her mojono has worn off and she's starving. She
- 9:47Speaker 3: has complained about shit a lot.
- 9:49Speaker 4: She's a little bit of a... She's a little snooty.
- 9:52Speaker 3: Right?
- 9:53Speaker 4: Don't you think?
- 9:54Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, for somebody who is gets super offended
- 9:59Speaker 3: by the jokes that she makes about her own home
- 10:03Speaker 3: yeah I'm shocked that she is consistently complaining like you're
- 10:07Speaker 3: it's clear she's used to traveling with Martha Stewart yeah
- 10:12Speaker 3: yeah like well that means she's getting all of that
- 10:18Speaker 3: same treatment.
- 10:19Speaker 5: She's not used to cockroaches in her room. She's not
- 10:22Speaker 5: used to making her own coffee, Tamara.
- 10:24Speaker 4: I know. Are you okay with cockroaches?
- 10:27Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm okay with cockroaches.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Yeah, there's bugs, but I think for people that maybe
- 10:34Speaker 4: grew up in areas that weren't that great or they
- 10:36Speaker 4: didn't have a lot of money and they had cockroaches
- 10:38Speaker 4: in their house are very triggering to them.
- 10:41Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 10:41Speaker 4: Very triggering. We were also those those.
- 10:44Speaker 3: Little cockroaches aren't the main cockroaches that I don't like.
- 10:48Speaker 3: Those are like the little teeny ones. I don't like
- 10:49Speaker 3: the ones that have the big.
- 10:52Speaker 4: We were at IHOP one time, Eddie and I, and
- 10:57Speaker 4: a cockroach walked across the table and he's like, we're
- 11:00Speaker 4: out of here. I go, well, come on. It's just
- 11:02Speaker 4: a cockroach. We're out of here. Got up in the
- 11:04Speaker 4: middle and just walked out.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Well, I feel like I would be more offended with
- 11:09Speaker 3: a hair in my food than a cockroach across the table.
- 11:13Speaker 4: They're both kind of gross, actually.
- 11:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:16Speaker 4: But it kind of felt like to me... Especially at
- 11:18Speaker 4: course curly hair.
- 11:19Speaker 3: Ew, stop it. When you're eating eggs and then all
- 11:24Speaker 3: of a sudden you're like, what is this?
- 11:25Speaker 4: It wouldn't be Karen's hair. She had that. Shit lays
- 11:30Speaker 4: it off.
- 11:31Speaker 3: At least we know. But it kind of felt like
- 11:35Speaker 3: Daisy was on more than Manjaro this episode.
- 11:38Speaker 4: She was so.
- 11:41Speaker 3: just on one. I was like, what, what are you taking?
- 11:44Speaker 4: Well, Jessica calls it the Povitt gay rumor. Ruth lists.
- 11:48Speaker 4: It's been such a day. We have a broken knee.
- 11:51Speaker 4: And I found out my husband is gay. You know,
- 11:53Speaker 4: she didn't bug me this episode. Jessel. I thought that
- 11:56Speaker 4: was funny lines. I thought it was funny too.
- 11:59Speaker 3: Um, And like kind of her delivery of saying it,
- 12:03Speaker 3: like it was just like, oh, it's been such a day. Yeah.
- 12:06Speaker 3: You know, first we have a broken knee and.
- 12:10Speaker 4: My husband's gay.
- 12:12Speaker 3: She was joking. She was joking.
- 12:14Speaker 4: It was very likable.
- 12:16Speaker 3: But this is what I didn't really understand. I keep
- 12:20Speaker 3: saying the rumor is despicable.
- 12:23Speaker 4: But is being gay despicable, Cy?
- 12:26Speaker 3: Like, stop.
- 12:28Speaker 4: Well, if the rumor is despicable. I get cheating on
- 12:30Speaker 4: your wife is. But if it's so despicable, why did
- 12:33Speaker 4: you bring it up on national television?
- 12:36Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 12:37Speaker 4: You're the one that brought it up.
- 12:38Speaker 5: You're the one that called your glam squad to talk
- 12:40Speaker 5: about it.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Right. And this is something that you guys found out
- 12:43Speaker 3: years ago.
- 12:44Speaker 4: And then Erin was right when she says, and yes,
- 12:46Speaker 4: I'm sticking up for Erin again. She says, Sai is
- 12:47Speaker 4: hurting Jessel more by bringing it up than Jessel is just,
- 12:52Speaker 4: Jessel is just collateral damage. That's all she is. Actually,
- 12:55Speaker 4: Jessel's husband is collateral damage. And you know what?
- 12:59Speaker 3: The amount that I think he cares by being called gay,
- 13:02Speaker 3: I feel like is a zero.
- 13:04Speaker 4: Like Eddie, too. He was like, I don't give a shit.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Go for it.
- 13:08Speaker 3: Like, if that's the drama you need. And I mean,
- 13:11Speaker 3: I love even the fact that she's like, he doesn't
- 13:12Speaker 3: have an Equinox membership. And then I'm like, he's got
- 13:16Speaker 3: his dad, buddy. He would be like, Equinox memberships.
- 13:20Speaker 4: I'd be calling.
- 13:21Speaker 3: I'd be like, does someone named Povit have a membership here?
- 13:28Speaker 4: Well, I agree with Erin, too. She thinks Sai is
- 13:30Speaker 4: just getting back at her for bringing up the gay
- 13:32Speaker 4: rumor that Erin told her in confidence. She just thinks
- 13:34Speaker 4: she's like, you know, you say something, I'm going to
- 13:38Speaker 4: say something. But I think what Sai said was so
- 13:40Speaker 4: much worse. I mean, if Erin did mention to somebody
- 13:44Speaker 4: that they were having problems in their marriage, it is
- 13:46Speaker 4: being put on national TV. She is talking about her separation.
- 13:51Speaker 4: So it's not like it's a huge secret. And it
- 13:54Speaker 4: wasn't like Erin's like, oh, sure, by the way. do more.
- 13:58Speaker 4: I want to let you know.
- 13:59Speaker 3: No, it's one. It's all over the place to size
- 14:03Speaker 3: response to, um, Jenna was, Oh, did you see it
- 14:07Speaker 3: all over the news?
- 14:08Speaker 4: And she's like, no, I saw, I heard through a friend.
- 14:11Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, but that means it's all over the news
- 14:14Speaker 3: at that point. So who do you, why do you care?
- 14:17Speaker 4: Who told you is bringing up a rumor as bad
- 14:20Speaker 4: as making up.
- 14:21Speaker 5: A rumor, bringing up a rumor and, That is not
- 14:26Speaker 5: out there.
- 14:27Speaker 3: I think what Cy did was worse than what Aaron did.
- 14:32Speaker 4: Yeah, for sure. But do you think, do you think
- 14:35Speaker 4: spreading a rumor or rumors are rumor? People hear a
- 14:39Speaker 4: story and they're like, oh shit. And then I call
- 14:40Speaker 4: you and you tell it and you tell Kyle and
- 14:42Speaker 4: then Kyle tells whoever, like that's what happens. That's like,
- 14:45Speaker 4: it's almost human nature. It kind of is.
- 14:51Speaker 3: We can't help ourselves. Sometimes we got to spread the,
- 14:54Speaker 3: sometimes the rumors are too juicy.
- 14:56Speaker 4: But is it a rumor if it's true?
- 15:00Speaker 3: Well, I think also if somebody says to you, don't
- 15:03Speaker 3: say anything to anyone, like there's sometimes you and.
- 15:06Speaker 4: I will share a rumor that like, yeah. Don't tell anybody. Yeah.
- 15:11Speaker 3: So it's one thing if somebody says, don't tell anybody,
- 15:15Speaker 3: but like there's some shit I share with you that
- 15:17Speaker 3: I like read on the internet.
- 15:18Speaker 5: I don't care if you share it with somebody else.
- 15:20Speaker 4: I don't share things that we talk about privately.
- 15:24Speaker 3: No, but, like, you know, it's very clear what our
- 15:29Speaker 3: private conversations are versus stuff that, like, makes no difference
- 15:32Speaker 3: to me if you shared it or not.
- 15:34Speaker 4: Right, right, right, right.
- 15:36Speaker 3: But I'm not sure that Psy continuing to say that
- 15:42Speaker 3: Povit being gay is despicable as bad as spreading the rumor. Like,
- 15:48Speaker 3: I just don't.
- 15:49Speaker 4: Well, Carol said she heard the rumor years and she's
- 15:52Speaker 4: been hearing it for years, even from her sales associate
- 15:55Speaker 4: from The RealReal, but never from Erin. I'm like, oh, no,
- 15:58Speaker 4: not the sales associate from The RealReal.
- 16:00Speaker 3: Hell no. I mean, between this and like Daisy at
- 16:07Speaker 3: the store, I'm like, The RealReal is like, is the
- 16:10Speaker 3: sales associate going to become like a new friend of?
- 16:14Speaker 4: It's just like the glam person. We have two glam
- 16:18Speaker 4: people involved in rumors.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Who all does that guy do glam for? I'm trying
- 16:22Speaker 3: to figure it out. Does he do Psy's glam? Aaron's glam?
- 16:27Speaker 4: I don't know, but it wasn't a good move on
- 16:29Speaker 4: his part. How annoyed were you when Psy yelled, yes,
- 16:35Speaker 4: queen with sparkly boots. Yes, queen. To Jessel. I'm like, oh,
- 16:41Speaker 4: I know. Teddy's like, oh.
- 16:43Speaker 5: There's nothing I despise more than yes, queen.
- 16:46Speaker 4: Yes, queen.
- 16:48Speaker 3: Yes. It's clearly not a queen type response. It's always yes, queen,
- 16:54Speaker 3: when it's something that's not even a yes, queen about.
- 16:57Speaker 4: What do you think? Yeah. What do you think about
- 17:00Speaker 4: Erica walking out in the rented J-Lo dress and then
- 17:04Speaker 4: getting it stuck on a cactus? So she probably now
- 17:06Speaker 4: has to buy it, which with money is no problem.
- 17:08Speaker 4: But the fact that she rents these things, I love
- 17:11Speaker 4: her for that.
- 17:13Speaker 3: I love her for renting those things. I love her
- 17:15Speaker 3: for loving Taco Bell. I love her for, you know,
- 17:18Speaker 3: all this stuff. But like, I also kind of am like,
- 17:22Speaker 3: do you have any original thoughts?
- 17:25Speaker 4: Well, I don't know about her thoughts, but I just
- 17:28Speaker 4: think that it's so smart when you're wearing an outfit
- 17:32Speaker 4: one time, if you can rent it versus buy it.
- 17:35Speaker 4: I would totally rent it. I've never rented an outfit
- 17:38Speaker 4: ever in my life.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Right. But unless you were going in costume, are you
- 17:41Speaker 3: going to rent that dress that JLo wore?
- 17:45Speaker 4: If it was like a Halloween costume?
- 17:47Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 17:48Speaker 5: Unless it was a Halloween costume, I would not be
- 17:50Speaker 5: wearing that dress.
- 17:51Speaker 3: The dress looked beautiful on her, but like that dress
- 17:53Speaker 3: has already had, it's had so many moments.
- 17:55Speaker 4: It's had its moments, yeah.
- 17:56Speaker 3: Like it had its moments with JLo. Then Lisa Rinna
- 17:59Speaker 3: wore it to a Halloween party. It had another moment.
- 18:02Speaker 4: Somebody else wore it somewhere.
- 18:04Speaker 3: Yeah, like we've seen it enough. Like, why would you
- 18:06Speaker 3: rent something that we've seen so many times?
- 18:08Speaker 4: Are bandanas back in style? I wear bandanas, but I'm
- 18:11Speaker 4: also bald. Okay, there's that. Because Erin has them wrapped
- 18:17Speaker 4: around her purse and wrapped around her waist. And I'm like, oh, bandanas.
- 18:22Speaker 5: I didn't get the wrapping around the waist.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Well, people are doing the scarves around the waist. I
- 18:26Speaker 4: did that when I was in Italy, but it wasn't
- 18:28Speaker 4: a bandana. And I'm like, oh, I like bandanas. They're cheap.
- 18:32Speaker 4: If they're in style, I'll go buy some.
- 18:35Speaker 3: If you think a bandana would fit around my waist,
- 18:37Speaker 3: you've got another thing coming.
- 18:40Speaker 4: Like, there ain't no way. I'd be like, well, it
- 18:43Speaker 4: was very tight.
- 18:45Speaker 3: In Tokyo, trying to get it on.
- 18:47Speaker 4: The knot was very tight. I mean, bandanas are very big,
- 18:50Speaker 4: so she's got definitely a tiny waist.
- 18:55Speaker 3: But anyway, it's a quick night. We don't even barely
- 18:59Speaker 3: see a dinner, other than in the flashbacks.
- 19:03Speaker 4: And... Daisy's not happy about this. Quick one and done.
- 19:11Speaker 3: So, of course, they haven't eaten again, which I'm sure
- 19:13Speaker 3: will come up. But then the next morning, this part
- 19:18Speaker 3: really actually gave me the queefs. Gave me a touch
- 19:23Speaker 3: of the queefs. It gave me like Haley goes, Oh,
- 19:26Speaker 3: I had a rough night last night. And I'm like
- 19:28Speaker 3: waiting for something to say, like the cockroach crawled on
- 19:31Speaker 3: my face or like, um, you know, that was pouring
- 19:35Speaker 3: down rain. Like I was waiting for something major and
- 19:38Speaker 3: she goes, I didn't want to interrupt sigh. So at
- 19:43Speaker 3: 3 16 AM, she had to be very precise. Yes.
- 19:46Speaker 3: I peed in a cup and then, but also did
- 19:50Speaker 3: she pee in a cup or did she pee in
- 19:51Speaker 3: a mug?
- 19:52Speaker 4: That's what I want to know. And also at this mosquito, mosquito,
- 19:56Speaker 4: what's his name? Mosquito Island. So why don't, do they
- 19:59Speaker 4: only have one bathroom in the bedroom? Like, is there
- 20:02Speaker 4: not another, can you not go out down the hall
- 20:04Speaker 4: and go pee? Like it would take a lot. I won't,
- 20:07Speaker 4: I don't even think I pee in my car. if
- 20:09Speaker 4: I had to pee on a road trip.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I can pee in a cup, but
- 20:15Speaker 3: it has to be like a big gulp. I mean,
- 20:19Speaker 3: I used to do that when I was younger on
- 20:20Speaker 3: road trips, we'd pee in the big gulp. Yeah.
- 20:22Speaker 4: Well, you know, when I did my fitness competition, they
- 20:24Speaker 4: have this like funnel thing and it gives you like
- 20:26Speaker 4: a funnel that goes on your parts. And then it's
- 20:30Speaker 4: like a, they have that for babies, like a wiener
- 20:34Speaker 4: on it. And then just kind of goes out and
- 20:35Speaker 4: you can So you don't pee on your leg. Or
- 20:39Speaker 4: your spray tan. Spray tan will get screwed up. But yeah,
- 20:43Speaker 4: I don't get that. I'm sure there's a hundred bathrooms
- 20:47Speaker 4: in that palace that she could have went to. I
- 20:49Speaker 4: think that was just a choice.
- 20:51Speaker 3: I think it was a choice.
- 20:53Speaker 4: Too lazy to get up.
- 20:54Speaker 3: I also want to be like, I was thinking the
- 20:56Speaker 3: next time I stay at Tamara's, I'm going to do
- 20:58Speaker 3: the same thing. And then I'm going to be like
- 21:00Speaker 3: in the morning and be like, Tam, would you like
- 21:02Speaker 3: some coffee? Coffee?
- 21:05Speaker 4: Well, yeah. And then, but it is kind of like weird. Like,
- 21:08Speaker 4: did you do it in your room and leave the
- 21:11Speaker 4: cup in your room? Did you put the cup in
- 21:13Speaker 4: the sink? Did you pee in the kitchen?
- 21:15Speaker 3: Did you pour it out immediately? Did you have to
- 21:17Speaker 3: do two times? Because how in the world are you
- 21:20Speaker 3: getting your full pee out in a little mug?
- 21:22Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 21:23Speaker 5: But it was probably like an espresso cup. And that
- 21:25Speaker 5: was like 42 times she had to.
- 21:27Speaker 4: It's just gross.
- 21:28Speaker 3: It really, it. I love her honesty. And I, Cy
- 21:34Speaker 3: better done her ACL. If this is like a bruise.
- 21:40Speaker 4: It sounds like she twisted it or something, but she
- 21:45Speaker 4: said she heard it pop. I don't know.
- 21:48Speaker 3: If there's crying and there's laying on the floor and
- 21:50Speaker 3: there's stitch and there's, and there's no blood or bones.
- 21:54Speaker 4: I'm not behind it. I'm just kidding.
- 21:57Speaker 3: If you didn't go to the hospital and we're going
- 22:00Speaker 3: to sit here and we're not going to give two
- 22:02Speaker 3: shits that Aaron cut her foot off on a piece
- 22:04Speaker 3: of glass. Yeah, that's fine. We're going to go down
- 22:07Speaker 3: in the fricking rabbit hole. Like, How bad is this knee? Cowboy,
- 22:12Speaker 3: like my dad would say, are you bleeding?
- 22:15Speaker 4: Is there a bone sticking out? Did you die? No,
- 22:18Speaker 4: you're fine. Do you want to go to the hospital?
- 22:20Speaker 5: I mean, that's how my parents, okay, are we going
- 22:23Speaker 5: to go to the hospital then?
- 22:24Speaker 4: I used to do that to my kids. Okay, you
- 22:26Speaker 4: want to go to the hospital? Want to get stitches?
- 22:29Speaker 4: Such a great mom. You want that needle in your leg? Fine, fine.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Let's go to the hospital.
- 22:36Speaker 5: I've got nothing better to do at 9.42 p.m.
- 22:38Speaker 3: Let's go to the hospital. But now I need to
- 22:42Speaker 3: really know what is wrong with it because now we're
- 22:45Speaker 3: three days into this injury.
- 22:47Speaker 5: And I need an injury to be cleared up a
- 22:49Speaker 5: little bit fast.
- 22:49Speaker 4: Like maybe there was a nurse there. We saw a
- 22:52Speaker 4: flashback of the nurse and we saw a flashback of
- 22:54Speaker 4: Aaron's new boobies.
- 22:56Speaker 3: We saw a flashback of both. And the nurse said,
- 22:58Speaker 3: it just, it looks like you don't need to go
- 23:01Speaker 3: to the hospital. You just need to ice it.
- 23:04Speaker 4: And she's like, it's so small. And I'm like, it
- 23:06Speaker 4: looks like it's the same size as the other one.
- 23:08Speaker 4: I'm like, then pan.
- 23:09Speaker 3: In on the swelling because I don't see it. They
- 23:11Speaker 3: were fine to pan in on the cellulite on Giselle's legs,
- 23:14Speaker 3: but they.
- 23:14Speaker 5: Can't pan in on the swell and bumped up knee.
- 23:17Speaker 4: Like, I don't get it. Then we go into Carol.
- 23:28Speaker 4: She tells Erica that she is not feeling sigh at
- 23:31Speaker 4: all and was floored by her Epstein questions. But now
- 23:35Speaker 4: she's curious about size paths with Daddy Warbucks. And made
- 23:39Speaker 4: a comment about he gave her $ 10, 000. I'm like, giving
- 23:41Speaker 4: somebody $ 10, 000 doesn't really qualify as Daddy Warbucks these days.
- 23:45Speaker 4: I don't know when this was.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but later on, we find out he
- 23:49Speaker 3: was trying to buy our house and all these things.
- 23:52Speaker 4: But where was this.
- 23:53Speaker 3: Information found out anyway on their sub stacks? Are they
- 23:56Speaker 3: reading each other's sub stacks? I'm sorry, I love you, Tamara,
- 23:59Speaker 3: but if you start a sub stack, I'm not reading it.
- 24:02Speaker 4: Me, I like bullet points. You think I'm going to
- 24:04Speaker 4: sit there and write stories? I have to have my
- 24:08Speaker 4: ad spaced out because if it's just one paragraph, I'm
- 24:11Speaker 4: over it. I cannot.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Nope.
- 24:14Speaker 4: Too much for my eyes. I listen to my books.
- 24:17Speaker 3: I am not going on anyone's sub stack to read
- 24:19Speaker 3: about things that happened to them 25 years ago. Tell
- 24:22Speaker 3: me the story in real life and make it funny
- 24:24Speaker 3: or I'm not a part of it.
- 24:24Speaker 4: Is sub stack just writing?
- 24:27Speaker 3: Yes.
- 24:27Speaker 4: It's like getting a newsletter?
- 24:29Speaker 3: Yes.
- 24:30Speaker 4: People pay to read? Yes. That's what I'm saying.
- 24:34Speaker 5: Don't do it to me because don't get offended.
- 24:36Speaker 4: Oh, you don't have to worry.
- 24:38Speaker 3: I'm telling you now, if you start doing one, don't
- 24:40Speaker 3: get offended when I'm like, I'm not reading your sub stack.
- 24:42Speaker 4: I can guarantee you 100%. I will never write for
- 24:48Speaker 4: sub stack.
- 24:50Speaker 3: I love that you're like four as if they're, they're
- 24:53Speaker 3: scouting you out and you're turning them down.
- 24:55Speaker 4: I have such a, yeah, because people don't have enough
- 24:57Speaker 4: of my mouth already about four days a week. Oh,
- 25:01Speaker 4: my God. God, it's so good.
- 25:03Speaker 3: But then on the beach, Carol and Cy chat about
- 25:06Speaker 3: the Epstein stuff again. Yeah. And then Cy brings up
- 25:11Speaker 3: her experience with Daddy Warbucks, revealing.
- 25:14Speaker 4: This is what Cy was like.
- 25:16Speaker 5: What is going on with you?
- 25:17Speaker 3: Because she's, you know, kind of coming at Carol. she's
- 25:22Speaker 3: kind of gone into it about Carol and the Epstein thing.
- 25:24Speaker 3: And she's really, I don't mind her asking the questions,
- 25:27Speaker 3: but she's like digging deep. And then she's like, Oh yeah,
- 25:30Speaker 3: daddy Warbucks. He was involved in $ 133 million Ponzi scheme.
- 25:35Speaker 4: Well, so we are alike. So we're going through similar situations.
- 25:38Speaker 4: Basically Carol's thinking like, well, what the hell? Like, why
- 25:42Speaker 4: would you even go there then? So should I like,
- 25:45Speaker 4: I get, I mean, they don't compare because I don't
- 25:47Speaker 4: know what his Ponzi scheme was stealing money from, older
- 25:50Speaker 4: people oh that was jenshaw or you know like the
- 25:54Speaker 4: you know the epstein stuff is some serious shit you
- 25:57Speaker 4: know that's sad and gross and and it just makes
- 26:02Speaker 4: you wonder like if carol knew she said obviously i
- 26:07Speaker 4: would let the authorities know and i just keep thinking
- 26:10Speaker 4: how did that go on for so long and nobody
- 26:13Speaker 4: reported it that's i.
- 26:16Speaker 3: Think because there were so many different people involved that
- 26:22Speaker 3: I don't even, I don't know, but I do know
- 26:25Speaker 3: that like Carol was.
- 26:27Speaker 5: Having a hard time getting her words out.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, we didn't, we didn't get to recap that
- 26:33Speaker 3: episode together because I was doing immunotherapy, but like she,
- 26:39Speaker 3: when she was trying to explain it, she was like, well,
- 26:40Speaker 3: we weren't really friends. It was like a friend of
- 26:42Speaker 3: a friend. Yeah.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Well, I think that she was socially friends with the,
- 26:49Speaker 4: Maxwell lady. I can never say her first name. I
- 26:52Speaker 4: think I can say it now. But she had said,
- 26:53Speaker 4: Carol said, I have never met Jeffrey. And if she
- 26:56Speaker 4: had known anything, she would have reported it.
- 27:00Speaker 3: And I believe her. Yes.
- 27:02Speaker 4: I think there's hundreds of people, probably thousands of people
- 27:06Speaker 4: that are named in this. Yeah. It had no idea
- 27:09Speaker 4: what was going on.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Well, the fact that Carol didn't even know who Jeffrey
- 27:13Speaker 3: Epstein was, I think is pretty telling because the way
- 27:16Speaker 3: they show it in the documentaries to us is like
- 27:18Speaker 3: everybody in New York knew who Jeffrey Epstein was.
- 27:21Speaker 5: So I didn't realize that like some people don't know.
- 27:23Speaker 3: I mean, granted, I didn't know who he was until
- 27:25Speaker 3: I watched the documentary or saw the stuff in the press.
- 27:28Speaker 3: But like for Carol not to know him and Carol's pretty.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Right. Right. Like I think it shows.
- 27:38Speaker 3: It shows like how under the radar he was keeping.
- 27:41Speaker 4: Well, it's just like, remember that girl? She was on
- 27:43Speaker 4: Dancing with the Stars. They had the ankle bracelet on.
- 27:45Speaker 4: The socialites in New York. I can't remember her name.
- 27:50Speaker 4: Anna Delvey. You know, she would hang out with very
- 27:55Speaker 4: famous people and socialites and all this stuff. And they
- 27:57Speaker 4: didn't know what she was doing.
- 27:59Speaker 3: She was traveling and using their credit cards. Yeah. I mean.
- 28:03Speaker 4: Come on.
- 28:03Speaker 3: So I mean, and then they let her on Dancing
- 28:06Speaker 3: with the Stars with an ankle bracelet. And then she
- 28:08Speaker 3: was like rude about she was like annoyed that she
- 28:10Speaker 3: even had to do Dancing with the Stars. Yeah.
- 28:14Speaker 4: Do you think that Erin's name has been cleared now
- 28:17Speaker 4: that she got text messages from her makeup artists that
- 28:21Speaker 4: he already knew about Sides to Divorce from a beauty event?
- 28:25Speaker 4: So pretty much proving she wasn't the one who told him.
- 28:30Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like what they need to do
- 28:32Speaker 3: at this point is put all the hair and makeup
- 28:35Speaker 3: artists together in a room and have them all share
- 28:40Speaker 3: their three favorite facts from each season. And then we
- 28:43Speaker 3: just get it from there. Because you know what? Every
- 28:46Speaker 3: single time this is happening.
- 28:48Speaker 4: Well, I just want to give credit to my makeup
- 28:50Speaker 4: and hair girl, Christina and Chelsea. I do make my
- 28:55Speaker 4: people sign an NDA. Because I will, oh yeah, I do.
- 28:59Speaker 4: Hair and makeup, you spend a lot of time with them.
- 29:01Speaker 4: And I've had in the past, way in the past,
- 29:04Speaker 4: somebody going to somebody else and telling, you know, it's
- 29:06Speaker 4: just stuff that I was talking about in my own home.
- 29:08Speaker 4: And you, reunions, like they stopped letting hair and makeup
- 29:14Speaker 4: watch the monitors with, where they could hear the volume
- 29:19Speaker 4: was high on. Now it's off. They can see it,
- 29:21Speaker 4: but they can't hear anything because people would take video
- 29:24Speaker 4: and then somehow it would get out. I know.
- 29:28Speaker 3: And the video would get out or like some kind
- 29:31Speaker 3: of a storyline would get out.
- 29:34Speaker 4: So when you find a hair and makeup person like
- 29:36Speaker 4: Chelsea and Christina, they don't even watch the show. So
- 29:39Speaker 4: they're like no interest no.
- 29:41Speaker 3: Like what am i on it am i on it
- 29:44Speaker 3: ever i also don't think i mean my girls alicia
- 29:48Speaker 3: and um vanessa i don't like i feel like half
- 29:53Speaker 3: the time i'm talking they don't give a fuck what
- 29:55Speaker 3: i'm saying yeah Like, I think they like me just fine.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Like we've been together for years, but like, you know,
- 30:02Speaker 3: like most of the time we're just talking shit that
- 30:04Speaker 3: Matt like makes no difference either here or there. Yeah.
- 30:09Speaker 3: But I don't know. Then we're at lunch. The women
- 30:13Speaker 3: grill Haley, which makes her uncomfortable. Why can't Haley answer
- 30:18Speaker 3: simple questions?
- 30:20Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, we're just getting to know
- 30:22Speaker 4: Haley and I do feel like Hayley came out pretty strong,
- 30:25Speaker 4: rollerblading down the middle of the street, having her mom on.
- 30:28Speaker 4: And I think the past few episodes, she's just kind
- 30:31Speaker 4: of fallen off. And we haven't gotten to know anything
- 30:35Speaker 4: more about her. We don't know who she's married to.
- 30:37Speaker 4: We know it's a guy named Ruben. And that he
- 30:40Speaker 4: owns a vintage watch company.
- 30:43Speaker 3: He owns a vintage watch company and a store in
- 30:48Speaker 3: Martha's Vineyard called Vineyard something or other.
- 30:53Speaker 4: It's a watch store.
- 30:54Speaker 3: I think there are two different companies, but I don't know.
- 30:57Speaker 4: What is it? Martha's Time. It's Martha's Time or something
- 31:00Speaker 4: like that. Something like that. It's something about watches, vintage watches. Yeah,
- 31:06Speaker 4: Vineyard Time. There you go. Vineyard Time.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Vineyard Time. Oh, my gosh.
- 31:10Speaker 4: It's a watch store, which is not going to make
- 31:12Speaker 4: you a multimillionaire. But she had said later on the
- 31:15Speaker 4: episode that they have three boats, like a sailboat and
- 31:18Speaker 4: this boat and this boat. I think most of them
- 31:21Speaker 4: are named after her.
- 31:23Speaker 3: Well, I have a question for you. Because how much
- 31:27Speaker 3: do plastic surgeons actually make? Because clearly Heather Dubrow has
- 31:33Speaker 3: a shit ton of money.
- 31:34Speaker 4: Yeah, but I don't think that's all from plastic surgery.
- 31:36Speaker 4: I think that they've invested money. They've flipped houses and
- 31:40Speaker 4: done incredibly well in the real estate industry. And of course,
- 31:44Speaker 4: they do make good money. Plastic surgeons do make good money.
- 31:48Speaker 4: But do I think they're making $ 50 million?
- 31:50Speaker 3: No. Like, are they making enough money that you have
- 31:54Speaker 3: two houses in New York, one for your affairs and
- 31:57Speaker 3: one for your.
- 31:58Speaker 4: If I had to guess, I could be totally off
- 32:00Speaker 4: on this, like $ 5 million?
- 32:02Speaker 3: Yeah. Like, I can't figure out what the number would be.
- 32:06Speaker 4: But, I mean, Carol points.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Haley keeps being like, you know, you don't talk about
- 32:12Speaker 3: your money. You don't talk about your money. I don't
- 32:14Speaker 3: want to talk about your money. And then Carol points out,
- 32:17Speaker 3: with old money... Typically, people say that. And I do
- 32:21Speaker 3: think that's true. Like, in L.A., especially, like, remember when, like,
- 32:25Speaker 3: the white and pink and purple and blue, like, Louis
- 32:31Speaker 3: Vuitton came out?
- 32:32Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes.
- 32:32Speaker 3: Like, the first thing I thought when I would see
- 32:35Speaker 3: somebody with that, I'd be like, new money.
- 32:37Speaker 4: New money.
- 32:38Speaker 3: New money just got themselves that first Louis Vuitton and
- 32:41Speaker 3: chose the bright colors.
- 32:42Speaker 4: All the housewives that are covered in Gucci sweaters all
- 32:45Speaker 4: the time.
- 32:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:46Speaker 4: It's, I mean, but I mean, it's like, do not
- 32:50Speaker 4: wear logos, whatever. I don't care. And I'm like, well,
- 32:53Speaker 4: if I'm going to buy something, it's really expensive. I
- 32:55Speaker 4: want the fricking logo right there. I want everybody to
- 32:58Speaker 4: know how much I paid for it.
- 32:59Speaker 3: I want everyone to know, but I think the things
- 33:02Speaker 3: they're questioning her lifestyle. They're not questioning necessarily how much
- 33:05Speaker 3: money she makes.
- 33:06Speaker 4: She's also not in tune with money, which makes me
- 33:09Speaker 4: believe that she's not making her own money because when
- 33:10Speaker 4: you're making your own money, you're, you know the value
- 33:13Speaker 4: of a dollar. When you're spending your husband's money or
- 33:16Speaker 4: your father's money or something like that, and then you
- 33:18Speaker 4: go and say, Gucci isn't expensive. New York City apartment's
- 33:21Speaker 4: not expensive. My watch is more expensive than an Audi. Yeah,
- 33:26Speaker 4: like why? I mean, that was a direct quote. So,
- 33:29Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, some of the stuff she's
- 33:32Speaker 4: saying is very tone deaf. We'll have to ask Erin
- 33:34Speaker 4: about her PR company that she says she has. Because
- 33:38Speaker 4: she said, Google me. I have a PR company. And then,
- 33:41Speaker 4: Cy asked the question, how many, or somebody said, how
- 33:44Speaker 4: many clients do you have? And Cy's like, five, 10, what?
- 33:48Speaker 4: She goes, I don't talk about my clients. I don't
- 33:49Speaker 4: talk about my clients. She's like, I'm not asking you
- 33:51Speaker 4: for their names. I'm asking you how many clients you have.
- 33:54Speaker 3: She couldn't answer any of it. And I mean, I
- 33:58Speaker 3: feel like if she was a big New York publicist
- 34:01Speaker 3: making millions of dollars, we would have known her name.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Do publicists make millions of dollars?
- 34:07Speaker 3: Well, like Lizzie Grubman makes, I don't know if she
- 34:09Speaker 3: made millions of dollars, but everybody knew who she was
- 34:12Speaker 3: because she was, like, a socialite. She's the one that, like,
- 34:15Speaker 3: crashed into the club.
- 34:18Speaker 4: At the Hamptons.
- 34:19Speaker 5: But, like, everybody knew she was a PR person.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Like, I never.
- 34:25Speaker 3: To be honest, visually, I never have seen Hailey in
- 34:29Speaker 3: my life. Like, I would have never assumed she was
- 34:32Speaker 3: the same girl as Kate Plus Eight.
- 34:34Speaker 4: No. No.
- 34:35Speaker 3: Like, that....
- 34:37Speaker 4: She explains that she makes money from hard work and manifestation.
- 34:42Speaker 4: And I go, oh boy, here we go. We got
- 34:44Speaker 4: Amanda 2.0. Did you see Amanda got married? Yes, I did.
- 34:49Speaker 5: She got married, posted how much she spent in her.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Well, she said something along the lines of like, I
- 34:54Speaker 4: had $ 700, 000 on my American Express bill and they thought
- 34:59Speaker 4: it was fraud and they declined it or something. And
- 35:02Speaker 4: I'm like, oh my God, why are you talking about
- 35:04Speaker 4: money like that? Is that like part of her shtick?
- 35:07Speaker 4: Spend it. She's manifesting it.
- 35:09Speaker 3: So she wants other people to feel like they can
- 35:11Speaker 3: manifest their own money. But I'm like, what exactly are
- 35:15Speaker 3: you doing, Haley, to manifest this money? Why can't we
- 35:19Speaker 3: just get basic knowledge? Do you or do you not
- 35:22Speaker 3: live with your husband? I know you have your pied-à-terre,
- 35:25Speaker 3: but do you... Where does she sleep most nights? Is
- 35:29Speaker 3: every night at the apartment? Because there's no food in there.
- 35:32Speaker 3: I don't know, but.
- 35:35Speaker 4: It's weird. Like she won't talk about the money where
- 35:37Speaker 4: it came from, but she did tell one of the
- 35:39Speaker 4: girls that she was putting a billed dildo up a
- 35:42Speaker 4: girl's butt.
- 35:43Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 35:44Speaker 4: So where's the boundaries? What's the limit?
- 35:49Speaker 3: Do you think that Ruben is like a 97-year-old man?
- 35:54Speaker 4: Yes. Because his name's Ruben.
- 35:56Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:00Speaker 4: If his name was Earl, would you say, do you
- 36:02Speaker 4: think Earl's an old guy? Yes, I do. I do.
- 36:07Speaker 4: I mean, Erin's like, she's doesn't, she's like, I just
- 36:11Speaker 4: don't get this girl. She goes, what planet does Haley
- 36:13Speaker 4: live on? And is it cheaper there?
- 36:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Like I'll move. Yeah.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Cause she's like, um, the conversation goes on and on,
- 36:22Speaker 3: but we learn absolutely not one thing.
- 36:24Speaker 4: No, no. No, we can't have that. We need, we
- 36:27Speaker 4: need to get to know her better. Well, the clips
- 36:31Speaker 4: for next week, she does kind of break down and
- 36:34Speaker 4: talks about our marriage. So maybe it's because things aren't great.
- 36:38Speaker 4: That's why she's trying to keep it under wraps. I mean,
- 36:40Speaker 4: how could they be great?
- 36:42Speaker 3: She has an extra apartment where she's.
- 36:45Speaker 4: How long can somebody live like that? Like married to somebody.
- 36:50Speaker 4: And then you have a separate apartment. where you have affairs,
- 36:55Speaker 4: which are married, I call it an affair, with other women.
- 36:58Speaker 4: Then we find out Carol is, she's returning to New
- 37:00Speaker 4: York City to finish writing about Jackie Kennedy's Cartier tank watch,
- 37:05Speaker 4: which belonged to three women, including herself, all who became widows.
- 37:10Speaker 4: So I only heard her, Jackie, and Kim Kardashian. So
- 37:16Speaker 4: who's the other person? We're missing one because Kim didn't
- 37:19Speaker 4: lose a husband. Widows, she said widows.
- 37:23Speaker 3: She did say widows.
- 37:24Speaker 4: She said Kim returned it. By the way, I went
- 37:26Speaker 4: on the RealReal and you can find one for $ 2, 500.
- 37:30Speaker 3: A tank watch? Yeah. Well, the part that I love
- 37:35Speaker 3: the most was, you know, this story must have gone
- 37:37Speaker 3: on for like an hour because every single.
- 37:41Speaker 4: One of the women united.
- 37:43Speaker 3: They all were crying, laughing, like, let's get done with
- 37:46Speaker 3: this story. I guess the third one was a friend
- 37:50Speaker 3: of Carol's who she gave it to. But they're all
- 37:54Speaker 3: crying and laughing and they're like, get on with the
- 37:56Speaker 3: freaking story. Carol's not getting social cues. Even when they
- 37:59Speaker 3: stand up from the table, she's still talking about it
- 38:01Speaker 3: to everyone.
- 38:02Speaker 4: She lost me. And then she was taught, I don't
- 38:04Speaker 4: know if it was editing or what, but she was
- 38:05Speaker 4: talking in circles. And I'm like, Carol, land this plane.
- 38:09Speaker 4: Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about. Well, also,
- 38:12Speaker 4: I'm like, Carol, you are a writer. I still don't
- 38:13Speaker 4: even know where the watch is. Where's the watch?
- 38:16Speaker 5: Where's the watch and where's the story?
- 38:18Speaker 4: And I don't want to read the sub stack.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Oh, I get it.
- 38:21Speaker 4: She's doing this because we've got to go to her
- 38:23Speaker 4: sub stack to find out where the hell the watch is.
- 38:27Speaker 4: But also, I'm like, you are a writer. Why are
- 38:29Speaker 4: you not a better verbal storyteller? Does Carol drink?
- 38:35Speaker 3: Like.
- 38:36Speaker 4: I haven't.
- 38:37Speaker 3: Well, she she was waiting for another girl to drink
- 38:39Speaker 3: member in one of these episodes. I don't know if
- 38:41Speaker 3: it's this episode or the last one, but she's like
- 38:44Speaker 3: waiting for Haley. And she's like, maybe Haley will have
- 38:46Speaker 3: a margarita.
- 38:47Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 38:48Speaker 3: So I think she does drink. I don't think she's
- 38:51Speaker 3: like a lush or anything, but I sometimes she's just not.
- 38:56Speaker 4: She's a little lost. Carol, I love her and her
- 38:59Speaker 4: tube sucks. I mean, I love her. It can change
- 39:02Speaker 4: my mind. No, I love her.
- 39:05Speaker 3: And the fact that she fits in effortlessly with this group.
- 39:08Speaker 4: Cause she's just like not a try hard. Like she
- 39:10Speaker 4: just goes, like there's certain people that I think are
- 39:12Speaker 4: try hard. I'm not going to name them because I've
- 39:14Speaker 4: already gotten into a fight with somebody in the cast
- 39:16Speaker 4: and it might be the same person. Anyways, she just
- 39:19Speaker 4: doesn't care. You know what I mean? She's like, I'm
- 39:22Speaker 4: just showing up. Like why the hell am I going
- 39:25Speaker 4: to go to a dinner at the property of the
- 39:27Speaker 4: house I'm staying in and put a goddamn gown on?
- 39:31Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, but also why does she, I got annoyed.
- 39:35Speaker 3: I'm like, why does she get to do that? You
- 39:38Speaker 3: know that in Orange County, if you guys were all
- 39:41Speaker 3: supposed to dress up to go to a dinner, all
- 39:44Speaker 3: of you would have had to dress up.
- 39:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 39:46Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:47Speaker 4: And I know we overdress for filming, that's for sure.
- 39:51Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:52Speaker 4: I mean, I'm a jeans and t-shirt girl. I'm more
- 39:55Speaker 4: like Carol. I don't wear tube socks.
- 39:58Speaker 3: But I guess everybody in the world, like it's one
- 40:00Speaker 3: thing to see one person doing it. But we don't
- 40:03Speaker 3: tune into these shows to see everybody wearing a Jean
- 40:05Speaker 3: and T-shirt.
- 40:05Speaker 4: But you know what? That was the early seasons of Bravo.
- 40:08Speaker 4: And I think she thinks she's still with the OGs
- 40:11Speaker 4: because we dressed different back then. And now everything's so
- 40:15Speaker 4: elevated over the top. And I think it's refreshing to
- 40:18Speaker 4: see like, yeah, she can afford it. She can have
- 40:21Speaker 4: a gown on, whatever. She can drive a fancy car.
- 40:24Speaker 4: She chooses to drive that old red Jeep and wear
- 40:27Speaker 4: tube socks. Hold on.
- 40:30Speaker 3: This just in.
- 40:30Speaker 4: Breaking news.
- 40:32Speaker 3: What?
- 40:32Speaker 4: The husband is not old. How do you know? Who
- 40:36Speaker 4: broke it? One of our producers.
- 40:38Speaker 5: Just found it on the World Wide Web.
- 40:41Speaker 4: Really? Yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 40:42Speaker 4: Can we get more information?
- 40:43Speaker 3: He's not old?
- 40:45Speaker 4: He's not old.
- 40:46Speaker 5: So we just made, this is how rumors get started.
- 40:49Speaker 4: Hold on.
- 40:50Speaker 3: This is Tim? Oh. Oh, no. So Ruben Kroenig. Huh.
- 40:59Speaker 3: How I started the company at 16.
- 41:03Speaker 4: So he's, I mean, what, how I can't really see
- 41:06Speaker 4: it on my readers on, but what is he like 60? No.
- 41:10Speaker 3: 50s?
- 41:10Speaker 4: No, probably, probably like 45.
- 41:13Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 41:13Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:14Speaker 3: Oh, wow. Okay.
- 41:22Speaker 4: Hi, everyone. This is Jenny Garth and OMG.
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- 41:55Speaker 4: Why won't he film? Why do you think he won't film?
- 41:58Speaker 3: Maybe because they're not together anymore.
- 42:01Speaker 4: Do you think she's lying about this relationship?
- 42:03Speaker 3: He's 38. What?
- 42:05Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 42:06Speaker 3: You know, she's only 39.
- 42:07Speaker 4: He's too old for you to date.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Yeah, I would never date someone that's 38.
- 42:12Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I have a
- 42:16Speaker 4: son older than that. Oh, my God.
- 42:19Speaker 3: I would never date your son. Play out of my
- 42:22Speaker 3: age demographics.
- 42:23Speaker 4: Oh, he said something. We joked when I posted that picture.
- 42:26Speaker 4: He's like, yeah, you called Teddy up. And I go, dude,
- 42:30Speaker 4: you're too old for her. He's got a girlfriend. He
- 42:35Speaker 4: was just joking. Yeah. But now Sign Daisy are totally
- 42:38Speaker 4: questioning everything about Haley. I think we all are like,
- 42:40Speaker 4: we don't understand. She's not giving us enough. I hope
- 42:43Speaker 4: that she like gives us more. Do you think she's
- 42:47Speaker 4: full of shit? What are your spidey senses telling you?
- 42:49Speaker 4: My spidey senses are telling.
- 42:51Speaker 5: Me she has a lot of money from her.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Her parents. I think she's a daddy's girl.
- 42:55Speaker 4: I think, you know, the fact that when all that
- 42:58Speaker 4: stuff that you think daddy rents the apartment for her. Yeah.
- 43:00Speaker 4: I think daddy rents the apartment for her. I want
- 43:02Speaker 4: to know how long she's had that apartment. Did she
- 43:04Speaker 4: get that apartment when they started filming or she always
- 43:07Speaker 4: had an apartment? I think she's got that apartment when
- 43:09Speaker 4: she broke up with her husband. Oh, the husband. I
- 43:14Speaker 4: think she got.
- 43:15Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
- 43:16Speaker 4: So I don't, she just hasn't let us know, but
- 43:18Speaker 4: she's going to let us know.
- 43:20Speaker 3: I think at some point we are going to find
- 43:22Speaker 3: out that the husband, unless I'm very confused in this
- 43:26Speaker 3: guy that started his company at 16 with these vintage watches, is.
- 43:31Speaker 4: Old money and has millions and millions of dollars. I
- 43:35Speaker 4: do not think. Well, considering where this watch shop is,
- 43:38Speaker 4: I'm going to say probably so. It's in a very
- 43:41Speaker 4: nice area.
- 43:42Speaker 3: Well, Martha's Vineyard is nice, but like she says she's
- 43:46Speaker 3: in a lavender marriage. So maybe he's gay.
- 43:48Speaker 4: So does that mean he's gay? Is that what that means?
- 43:50Speaker 4: Like when you're in a lavender marriage, that means I
- 43:53Speaker 4: just don't understand all this stuff.
- 43:55Speaker 5: I don't know. But at least we found out he's
- 44:01Speaker 5: not old.
- 44:01Speaker 3: So sorry to interrupt where we were in our story,
- 44:04Speaker 3: but we needed to know that.
- 44:05Speaker 4: We've seen a picture of him. He's easily defined.
- 44:08Speaker 5: We heard his voice just talking now.
- 44:11Speaker 4: He seems like a nice guy.
- 44:12Speaker 3: He's 38. I mean, but you have to also remember,
- 44:15Speaker 3: which we forget, Haley is 39 years old.
- 44:19Speaker 4: She's so cute. She doesn't need all that.
- 44:20Speaker 3: And also, when you go back to the Kate Plus
- 44:23Speaker 3: 8 pictures, she looks really cute then.
- 44:25Speaker 4: Cute. Of course, she was very young. Yeah, but I mean,
- 44:29Speaker 4: she's still very young. Yeah, I know. She still said...
- 44:31Speaker 4: She looks like she had a head transplant.
- 44:35Speaker 3: Who was it that originally said the head transplant?
- 44:37Speaker 4: Oh, one of the shows. I can't remember.
- 44:40Speaker 3: I can't either.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Lisa Vanderpump said it. Said it about who? About Dorit.
- 44:45Speaker 1: Oh, yes.
- 44:45Speaker 3: That's right. Yeah.
- 44:47Speaker 4: I haven't heard anything about Beverly Hills. No stories have
- 44:50Speaker 4: been liked. Not a lot of pictures. They're still filming, right? Yeah.
- 44:59Speaker 3: The only thing I've seen is that one day they
- 45:02Speaker 3: were eating at this restaurant that I know in Sherman Oaks.
- 45:05Speaker 4: And it looked like Kyle was yelling, right?
- 45:06Speaker 3: It looked like Kyle was yelling, but I've never talked
- 45:08Speaker 3: to Kyle about her yelling.
- 45:09Speaker 4: And then we saw Boze's wedding, but I think she
- 45:11Speaker 4: posted most of those pictures. And so did People Magazine. Yeah,
- 45:15Speaker 4: so that wasn't a big secret. But we really haven't
- 45:19Speaker 4: heard anything about it.
- 45:21Speaker 3: No, like I don't even know if Dorit is in
- 45:24Speaker 3: her house anymore. I feel like we haven't even gotten
- 45:28Speaker 3: any PK press recently.
- 45:31Speaker 4: No, it's been very quiet over there in Beverly Hills.
- 45:34Speaker 4: In Beverly Hills, it's very quiet these days. Yeah, what's
- 45:38Speaker 4: going on? In Beverly Hills, a.k.a.
- 45:40Speaker 3: Encino.
- 45:41Speaker 4: I hate one thing, yeah. Beverly Hills is where nobody
- 45:44Speaker 4: lives on the cast except for Erica, right? I think
- 45:48Speaker 4: she doesn't even live in Beverly Hills. Oh, I thought
- 45:50Speaker 4: she lived in Beverly Hills.
- 45:51Speaker 3: No, Sutton did.
- 45:52Speaker 5: Live in Beverly Hills, but that house is for sale.
- 45:54Speaker 3: The one that's on the main road? Yes, yes.
- 45:57Speaker 4: That is in Beverly Hills, yeah.
- 45:59Speaker 3: Yeah. But anyways, back to Carol really quick. Yeah.
- 46:03Speaker 4: I love how she's like questioning.
- 46:04Speaker 3: She's like, why is everybody dressing up? And we're like,
- 46:08Speaker 3: to me, it's also like, because this is the real housewives, Carol.
- 46:13Speaker 3: Do you know what show you're on?
- 46:15Speaker 4: This is what they do. She walks in with the
- 46:19Speaker 4: T-shirt and tube socks. And I'm like. OK, well, I'm
- 46:25Speaker 4: kind of a Carol. Like, I don't blame you. I
- 46:27Speaker 4: don't like gowns. I'd rather be comfortable. But, you know,
- 46:30Speaker 4: we are filming a TV show. But I think it's
- 46:33Speaker 4: refreshing on the same set. Like, it's refreshing. I think
- 46:36Speaker 4: it fits her style very well.
- 46:39Speaker 3: Like, I think she just it looks like I wouldn't
- 46:41Speaker 3: look so cute in that T-shirt and jeans. Like, she
- 46:44Speaker 3: looks she looks cute. She still looks I don't know
- 46:47Speaker 3: why she still looks rich, honey. Even in a T-shirt
- 46:50Speaker 3: and jeans.
- 46:50Speaker 4: Not me.
- 46:52Speaker 3: Like I saw like a paid post I did the
- 46:54Speaker 3: other day and I was in a Spice Girls t-shirt.
- 46:56Speaker 3: I looked like, one, I looked like I was too
- 46:59Speaker 3: big to even fit my own bed. Two, I was like.
- 47:02Speaker 4: I'm in my Amazon sweatshirt and addicted jeans.
- 47:09Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to be in Beverly Hills today getting
- 47:11Speaker 3: my eyes checked. And I really want to go to
- 47:12Speaker 3: Alloyoga and see if they have new colors. Because like
- 47:14Speaker 3: I'm done with my beige.
- 47:15Speaker 4: You know, you can just Google it.
- 47:18Speaker 1: I know.
- 47:18Speaker 4: You know, you can go on the website and look.
- 47:21Speaker 2: I know.
- 47:21Speaker 3: But I don't want somebody else. I can't really see
- 47:23Speaker 3: that good.
- 47:24Speaker 4: I never go into Alamo.
- 47:26Speaker 3: I just order.
- 47:28Speaker 4: But I'm tired of seeing $ 300 for a set of
- 47:32Speaker 4: like a sweatsuit. I get sick of them. Now I
- 47:36Speaker 4: don't know if I like the ones with elastic around
- 47:38Speaker 4: the ankles or just the boot cut ones. We like the.
- 47:41Speaker 3: Boot cut ones, but a lot of what we have
- 47:43Speaker 3: is the elastic ankles.
- 47:44Speaker 4: I have them both, but I'm kind of like, I
- 47:46Speaker 4: don't know which one I like better. But I'm just
- 47:49Speaker 4: not loving... their sweats lately.
- 47:53Speaker 3: They're not as comfy as some of the others, but
- 47:55Speaker 3: to me, it looks more put together than some of them.
- 47:59Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 48:00Speaker 5: Like I do not look cute in the Aviator Nation sweatsuit.
- 48:03Speaker 4: I don't even, I used to get ads for them
- 48:05Speaker 4: all the time. I don't now. I probably will. Thank you.
- 48:08Speaker 4: You're welcome. But they're all the same. They don't change. Aviator,
- 48:11Speaker 4: you need to like spruce up your line.
- 48:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 4: Get it.
- 48:14Speaker 5: You have lines on there and like, They're blue.
- 48:17Speaker 4: Like I got it. We have this house down the
- 48:20Speaker 4: street from us and it's a big house. It's on
- 48:23Speaker 4: a corner and it's all black, like that charcoal color,
- 48:25Speaker 4: which is kind of a newer color in Big Bear
- 48:27Speaker 4: for cabins. And then it's got yellow and I think
- 48:30Speaker 4: yellow and orange stripe stripes on the garage door. Maybe
- 48:33Speaker 4: it's the owner of Aviator Nation. That's what I told Andy.
- 48:35Speaker 4: I go, maybe that's the owner of Aviator. Like, what
- 48:37Speaker 4: is the point of this? Because it doesn't look good.
- 48:41Speaker 3: Well, right down the street from where I used to
- 48:43Speaker 3: live in, um, OC on Beach Road is where the
- 48:48Speaker 3: guy from Rainbow Shoes lived. And we used to ride
- 48:52Speaker 3: our bikes. I don't know what we thought we were
- 48:54Speaker 3: going to see, but like the kids and I would
- 48:56Speaker 3: ride our bikes down and be like.
- 48:57Speaker 4: Oh, I wonder if he's out today.
- 48:59Speaker 3: Never once saw him in like seven years.
- 49:02Speaker 4: It's like what people do to our houses now. Wonder
- 49:05Speaker 4: if she's home.
- 49:06Speaker 5: Yeah, like what was I looking for?
- 49:09Speaker 3: Was he going to come out and be like, do
- 49:10Speaker 3: you want a pair of flip-flops, Teddy?
- 49:12Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
- 49:12Speaker 4: I recognize you.
- 49:13Speaker 3: I would like a pair of flip-flops. Okay, so then
- 49:18Speaker 3: guess what happens? You're never going to guess this.
- 49:21Speaker 4: Daisy complains.
- 49:24Speaker 3: Again.
- 49:26Speaker 4: Saying the food looks like leftovers from the lunch. Well,
- 49:28Speaker 4: no shit. It probably was because that floating sushi looked
- 49:31Speaker 4: really good and you guys didn't touch it. It looked
- 49:34Speaker 4: good to me. She's like, where are we.
- 49:38Speaker 3: So first she's complaining about the food. She's saying it
- 49:40Speaker 3: looks like leftovers, which also here's the thing. It wasn't
- 49:45Speaker 3: very nice that she said it, but it kind of did.
- 49:48Speaker 4: I didn't even pay attention. I was like, but she's
- 49:51Speaker 4: worried about where she's going to sit on the, she's
- 49:53Speaker 4: going to sit on the floor and again, poor Erica.
- 49:56Speaker 4: At this point, she's so irritated. She's like, Martha wouldn't
- 49:59Speaker 4: even complain like this. Martha has manners.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I think the problem with this trip, truthfully,
- 50:10Speaker 3: not enough activity.
- 50:13Speaker 4: There's not enough. Right.
- 50:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:16Speaker 4: They're sitting at this one house for too long.
- 50:20Speaker 3: Yeah. It's not like the girls are just going to
- 50:22Speaker 3: sit there and binge drink all day long.
- 50:24Speaker 5: So we have nothing to see. Like, it's not like
- 50:27Speaker 5: they can.
- 50:27Speaker 4: Go anywhere or do anything. We're not seeing any outings.
- 50:31Speaker 4: They had one activity, right? I wonder if it was
- 50:32Speaker 4: really hard to film over there. I don't know what
- 50:34Speaker 4: the problem is. They did one activity and that was
- 50:36Speaker 4: the one like boating and then Carol was.
- 50:40Speaker 3: At another beach to eat. Yeah, that was it.
- 50:43Speaker 5: Where Carol was getting blasted with the water.
- 50:45Speaker 4: The water. Yeah, they did tennis kind of. But that
- 50:49Speaker 4: was like on the property. I don't think they had
- 50:52Speaker 4: anything to do. There probably isn't a lot to do there.
- 50:56Speaker 5: Which I can do for like two days.
- 50:59Speaker 4: Then get me out of there.
- 51:00Speaker 3: Or I can do if I have a bunch of
- 51:03Speaker 3: true friends that like we're having a blast and we
- 51:05Speaker 3: can just sit there and make the most of it.
- 51:07Speaker 4: But that's not what these girls are there doing. No, no.
- 51:10Speaker 4: So I think. What did you think about Erica's hidden talent?
- 51:16Speaker 4: I mean, I can't do it. I can erp a
- 51:19Speaker 4: lot unnecessarily, but I don't know they're coming. That's called indigestion.
- 51:26Speaker 4: Acid reflex. Acid reflex. But I, I mean, I was, okay, great.
- 51:32Speaker 3: It's a hidden talent. You want to see mine? No.
- 51:35Speaker 4: I thought you were going to fart or something. Oh,
- 51:38Speaker 4: your tongue. Oh, you make it like wavy or do
- 51:42Speaker 4: you roll it? I can roll it too. You go.
- 51:44Speaker 4: You know, a lot of people can't do that. Yeah,
- 51:49Speaker 4: I can do it.
- 51:49Speaker 3: But I've only met three people in my life who
- 51:51Speaker 3: can do this. You flip it upside down. Watch me
- 51:54Speaker 3: do it.
- 51:54Speaker 4: My mom can do it. I can't do it. My
- 51:59Speaker 4: mom can do it.
- 52:00Speaker 3: She can.
- 52:01Speaker 4: She can flip her tongue. It's where you roll your
- 52:03Speaker 4: tongue in half and hold it together. I can't do it.
- 52:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:08Speaker 4: You're probably good at blowjobs too.
- 52:09Speaker 3: Well, I've never gotten any compliments. Never any complaints either.
- 52:15Speaker 4: I was going to say, no complaints either.
- 52:19Speaker 3: But then.
- 52:20Speaker 4: I have to say, I can't believe I'm going to
- 52:23Speaker 4: say this. What? We were first dating. Quiet because he's
- 52:27Speaker 4: up there. I remember doing that. And then looking at
- 52:30Speaker 4: his face, he had like a terror on his.
- 52:34Speaker 3: Face.
- 52:35Speaker 4: I was like, oh my God, am I biting? What
- 52:38Speaker 4: am I doing?
- 52:39Speaker 3: He's like... well because there's times where you like hear
- 52:48Speaker 3: that this is a good thing like and then you
- 52:51Speaker 3: try something new and you're like i'm pretty sure.
- 52:54Speaker 2: This is unenjoyable it's like what are you doing and
- 52:59Speaker 2: it's like dry like cotton mouth there's no way you're
- 53:04Speaker 2: enjoying this that is so funny he looked like he
- 53:09Speaker 2: hated it as much as i hate the word queef.
- 53:13Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. Well, after Erica reveals her hidden talent,
- 53:18Speaker 3: Erin reveals that she can queef on demand.
- 53:21Speaker 4: You want to know the sad thing about this?
- 53:23Speaker 3: What?
- 53:25Speaker 4: I tried. Don't you, like, suck air and push it out?
- 53:33Speaker 4: Is that what it is? I tried.
- 53:34Speaker 3: I got on all fours.
- 53:36Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
- 53:37Speaker 3: Yes, I did. Oh, my God.
- 53:39Speaker 4: Now I have a visual. Did you have... underwear. Do
- 53:43Speaker 4: you have pants on? I took, I did this right
- 53:44Speaker 4: out of the shower.
- 53:45Speaker 3: I wanted to know. I said, because I, it has
- 53:48Speaker 3: happened before.
- 53:48Speaker 5: And I hate when it happens when you're having sex
- 53:50Speaker 5: and you're that.
- 53:51Speaker 4: Like, and you're like, Oh my God. Then you're like,
- 53:55Speaker 4: I didn't fart.
- 53:59Speaker 3: Like, sorry, that's just your penis air coming out of
- 54:01Speaker 3: my vagina. But like, I was like, I need to know,
- 54:05Speaker 3: can I do this? And I got out of the
- 54:09Speaker 3: shower and I was like, okay, I'm here we go.
- 54:11Speaker 3: Got on all fours and then tried to suck in
- 54:15Speaker 3: air and then it out and it, nothing happened. Honestly,
- 54:18Speaker 3: it's as if my vagina, it's probably too tight.
- 54:22Speaker 4: It's too tight. That's what it is. It's too tight.
- 54:24Speaker 3: It's definitely what it is. Maybe I've always recently birthed.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Maybe, you know, I've always wondered, can you accidentally poop
- 54:32Speaker 4: while you're having sex? If it's in your butt? No,
- 54:36Speaker 4: not in your butt. Like if you're just doing it
- 54:37Speaker 4: and maybe you like, you feel like they're like, I would.
- 54:41Speaker 3: Be so scared.
- 54:42Speaker 5: The only time there's ever been any poop involved.
- 54:47Speaker 4: Don't ever start a course, a sentence like that. The
- 54:51Speaker 4: only time there was poop involved. The only time there.
- 54:54Speaker 3: Was ever poop involved was the first time that I
- 54:56Speaker 3: had anal sex.
- 54:57Speaker 4: Well, okay. That makes sense.
- 54:59Speaker 3: But I'm saying, can you like, and then the next
- 55:01Speaker 3: day was a rough freaking day for me.
- 55:04Speaker 4: I got to tell you, I was like, it wasn't
- 55:06Speaker 4: as bad as the day you ate ass. And then
- 55:08Speaker 4: you called me.
- 55:14Speaker 3: Ew!
- 55:14Speaker 4: You were so disgusted with yourself.
- 55:18Speaker 3: I can't believe.
- 55:20Speaker 4: I ate ass. Should we apologize to our listeners now?
- 55:25Speaker 3: You know I was trying to save my marriage when
- 55:28Speaker 3: I was eating ass.
- 55:31Speaker 4: Didn't work. Didn't work. Guess what?
- 55:34Speaker 3: Didn't love it.
- 55:36Speaker 4: Didn't love it. Never tried it. But this was the
- 55:39Speaker 4: best part.
- 55:40Speaker 5: Remember when I was eating ass and then he was
- 55:42Speaker 5: so drunk he threw up?
- 55:43Speaker 1: Oh, yes. Yes.
- 55:45Speaker 4: Yes. It's better than shitting. He's like, hold on a second.
- 55:50Speaker 4: Hold on a second. Then he goes in the bathroom.
- 55:52Speaker 3: He's like.
- 55:54Speaker 4: Oh, my God. Do you imagine if he shit in
- 55:56Speaker 4: your mouth? I.
- 55:58Speaker 4: I've never done that since, and I don't think I
- 56:01Speaker 4: ever will.
- 56:02Speaker 3: Eating acid's not fun.
- 56:03Speaker 4: It's probably what gave you the brain tumors.
- 56:05Speaker 3: That's what it was. But Aaron and Cy talk by
- 56:10Speaker 3: the fire pit, where Aaron explains how her makeup artist
- 56:14Speaker 3: already knew about the divorce when she spoke with him
- 56:17Speaker 3: about it.
- 56:17Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
- 56:18Speaker 3: Cy explains to Aaron the reason she thought Aaron would
- 56:21Speaker 3: expose her stuff is because she shared the Povit rumor
- 56:24Speaker 3: in front of other people. I think you get drunk
- 56:27Speaker 3: and talk. Don't we all?
- 56:29Speaker 4: It's not okay is what she says. Okay. So this is,
- 56:38Speaker 4: I get it in normal life. Like we don't do
- 56:40Speaker 4: stuff like that. They supposedly were not supposed to do
- 56:44Speaker 4: stuff like that. But this whole show is about, and
- 56:46Speaker 4: I know that it was a conversation that happened off camera.
- 56:48Speaker 4: It was at BravoCon, I believe, right? Yes. We're in
- 56:52Speaker 4: our element. We're talking. We're probably should talk in some
- 56:56Speaker 4: cast mates. It got brought up. It doesn't sound like
- 57:00Speaker 4: it's a huge secret around town. People have been saying
- 57:04Speaker 4: they've been here for three years.
- 57:05Speaker 3: I don't really buy Sai's excuse because she's saying if
- 57:09Speaker 3: it wasn't brought up on camera that she wouldn't have
- 57:13Speaker 3: brought her makeup artist into doing it.
- 57:16Speaker 4: Sai, you're the one that brought it up on camera.
- 57:18Speaker 4: So you're saying Sai's the one that brought it up.
- 57:20Speaker 4: So she can't really bitch about, you know, she's spreading
- 57:23Speaker 4: the rumor way bigger than Aaron ever did.
- 57:27Speaker 5: And then she's also calling her makeup artist to confirm
- 57:30Speaker 5: the rumor.
- 57:31Speaker 4: Right. So how can this be Aaron's fault? But I
- 57:35Speaker 4: kind of, I agree, but I kind of feel like
- 57:38Speaker 4: Sai is kind of acting a little bit holier than
- 57:40Speaker 4: thou at this moment. Like you get drunk and you
- 57:45Speaker 4: talk about people and I'm like, I'm pretty sure if
- 57:47Speaker 4: we go back to the last two seasons they were on,
- 57:49Speaker 4: we would have caught Sai doing the same thing. It's
- 57:51Speaker 4: kind of just what we do as housewives.
- 57:54Speaker 3: Like, I also am having a hard time believing that
- 57:57Speaker 3: Psy has the patience level. Like, makes me seem like
- 58:01Speaker 3: I have high patience. And, like, I have the worst
- 58:03Speaker 3: patience ever. But, like, the idea that Psy and Jessel
- 58:08Speaker 3: are so close is hard for me to believe.
- 58:11Speaker 4: Do you think it's convenience?
- 58:12Speaker 3: Yes. Is it some friendship that involved... Was it trauma
- 58:17Speaker 3: bonding over the show?
- 58:18Speaker 4: Is it half their cast was fired, so they got
- 58:21Speaker 4: closer off-season trying to figure things out? Yeah, I mean,
- 58:24Speaker 4: that's the.
- 58:24Speaker 3: Only thing I can think. Yeah. Sai says she loves Aaron,
- 58:27Speaker 3: but she can't trust her. And I'm like, but you
- 58:31Speaker 3: can trust Jessel?
- 58:32Speaker 4: I know. I know. Well, we got the mid-season trailer,
- 58:37Speaker 4: and we get to meet Devin Simone, who joins as
- 58:41Speaker 4: a friend of I didn't know who she was. I
- 58:43Speaker 4: had to Google her. I guess she was on The
- 58:47Speaker 4: Challenge and another reality show already. Like Real World Challenge?
- 58:52Speaker 3: That kind of MTV The Challenge?
- 58:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 58:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 58:55Speaker 4: So she's been on a couple of reality shows already.
- 58:58Speaker 4: And we also see Lindsay Hubbard. She does a cameo.
- 59:02Speaker 4: We thought for a minute that Lindsay was going to
- 59:03Speaker 4: be cast on New York. And then we got I know.
- 59:06Speaker 3: And then she broke our hearts and told us that
- 59:09Speaker 3: she wasn't.
- 59:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 59:10Speaker 4: She was on the real world too. And she was
- 59:14Speaker 4: on the challenge.
- 59:16Speaker 3: So Devin was on the real world and she was
- 59:19Speaker 3: on the challenge.
- 59:21Speaker 4: What year? Well, I saw pictures of her and Johnny bananas.
- 59:25Speaker 4: So Johnny's been on since day one though, I think.
- 59:28Speaker 4: So I don't know. I don't know, but she looks interesting. 2009.
- 59:32Speaker 4: She looks interesting. She looks like she really gets into
- 59:35Speaker 4: it with the other girls. We see her fighting. She's
- 59:41Speaker 4: getting into it. It seems like she doesn't really get
- 59:43Speaker 4: along with Psy.
- 59:45Speaker 3: No.
- 59:45Speaker 4: Well, and then Psy and Carol fight about the Epstein again.
- 59:47Speaker 3: Yeah. And then there's talk that Aaron's business is in trouble.
- 59:54Speaker 4: So the justice says that Daisy has been unfaithful in
- 59:56Speaker 4: her marriage and what causes her to lose her shit
- 59:59Speaker 4: and walk off and have like that moment where you're
- 1:00:03Speaker 4: talking to video village or the producers and I'm not
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: doing this. If they're going to do this to me,
- 1:00:08Speaker 4: I'm out of here.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: They show it.
- 1:00:11Speaker 3: They show it. They show the behind, but no, we
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: actually never talked about maybe because it was on last
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: week's episode and I wasn't on, but it's either way.
- 1:00:18Speaker 4: It was still great to me.
- 1:00:20Speaker 3: When Daisy goes back, Cy, I mean, it's like you
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: don't like my popcorn ceilings.
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: And Cy goes, I don't like.
- 1:00:27Speaker 3: Your popcorn ceilings.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: You can't make me like them.
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: I will never like them. Yeah, well, it looks good. Mid-season.
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: So do they not? So if this is mid-season and
- 1:00:40Speaker 4: we're on, what, episode seven? Do you think they have?
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: So they have a short season, about 14 episodes?
- 1:00:45Speaker 3: Probably. I mean, Erica also loses her shit on Daisy
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: for talking shit on her husband.
- 1:00:51Speaker 4: There's a lot of shit talking on husbands.
- 1:00:53Speaker 3: Husbands.
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:00:54Speaker 3: Yeah. The husband. So, I mean, it's there's we're going
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: to see. I wonder if this is about to be
- 1:01:04Speaker 3: a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where not one person
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: is married. Yeah.
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: Because originally in New York, was anyone married?
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: Yeah, they were. I mean, others in Luann. A couple
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: of times.
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: Luann was married.
- 1:01:20Speaker 4: Ramona was married. Yeah, they were. Then Bethany ended up
- 1:01:25Speaker 4: getting married. And yeah, there was.
- 1:01:28Speaker 3: So, okay.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: Well, I am going to go hit the road and
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: go back to Orange County now.
- 1:01:33Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. All right.
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to hit the road. I have to
- 1:01:36Speaker 4: listen to Eddie singing. What song is he going to sing?
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: Bye-bye. He just gets into it and he's like, Brandy,
- 1:01:48Speaker 4: you're a fine girl. Brandy, you're a fine girl.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: What the hell song is that?
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: Brandy. You know that song, Brandy?
- 1:01:57Speaker 3: No.
- 1:01:58Speaker 4: I guess you do. I'm going to send it to
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: you when we're done. Okay.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:02:03Speaker 4: Well, thanks guys for tuning in to another episode. It
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: came out the same year. We'll be back tomorrow. Boyfriend
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: was born.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Bye.