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DLHS Hour 4 | Workplace Antics to Avoid · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, listen, if you're going to be in Columbus, Ohio
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  Speaker 2: this Friday and Saturday, I will Friday. I'll be at the,
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  Speaker 2: the first shot auditorium in Columbus, Ohio. Then the following
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  Speaker 2: day at the TAF theater in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a heads up right now. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: My cousin is coming to see you in Columbus. Be
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  Speaker 3: nice to her. And if she gives you a gift,
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  Speaker 3: no matter how strange it looks, please make sure I
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  Speaker 3: get it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I made sure. No, she didn't give me the
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  Speaker 1: last one. She gave it to her.
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  Speaker 3: She said, I made you a nice necklace. You never
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  Speaker 3: got it.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah. I'm sure we took it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you did. We sure we took it.
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  Speaker 3: And probably put it in the trash can. So terrible.
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  Speaker 3: But thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I had nothing to do with it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what happened to it. I got to be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you. I don't know what happened at all.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you looking all snazzy. Yeah, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Where you been?
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  Speaker 1: I had to do the Jennifer Hudson. And she's really beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like her.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know when it'll air. But it was to
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  Speaker 1: promote Charlie. Did you dance down the hallway?
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't dance?
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars, you didn't dance that hard.
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  Speaker 2: I don't understand why it is I say I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to do something I don't do, and people are
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  Speaker 2: shocked by it.
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  Speaker 1: Not even a bunny hop? Come on.
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  Speaker 2: Not at all.
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  Speaker 1: I walked out and said high five.
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  Speaker 3: Boo!
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  Speaker 2: Boo!
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  Speaker 3: Boo hiss!
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  Speaker 1: Boo hiss! Boo hiss! I'm way too over peer pressure.
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  Speaker 1: My peer pressures are in. My peers are in there.
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  Speaker 1: Blue plate is special. You look nice just the same.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: I was watching... I forgot what it was the other night.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know where Starbucks came from?
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  Speaker 1: I don't. Seattle?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: But do you know where the name came from?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe somebody's last name is Star and they got a
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  Speaker 3: lot of books?
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  Speaker 2: It was the first mate in Harold Melville's.
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  Speaker 1: Moby Dick. So the first mate, his name was Starbucks.
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  Speaker 1: And he was a Mormon. He was a Quaker.
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  Speaker 2: And he didn't drink it. I was a Quaker from Nantucket.
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  Speaker 2: And he was like Captain Ahab's, you know, conscience. So
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  Speaker 2: when they were thinking of coffee and how somebody was
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  Speaker 2: sober and all that kind of stuff, they named it
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  Speaker 2: after that guy.
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  Speaker 1: That's a reach right there. His name after him. And
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  Speaker 1: why I know this.
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  Speaker 3: Well, why else would you know this? Of all people,
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  Speaker 3: why would you know this?
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  Speaker 2: Because years ago, my teacher, Irma Bailey, she read Moby
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  Speaker 2: Dick to us, and she read The Iliad to us.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Can I ask you a question without being disrespectful?
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  Speaker 3: Moby Dick is a long book. It is. You stayed
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  Speaker 3: for the whole book?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she didn't read it at one time. I know,
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  Speaker 1: I know. I was in the fifth grade, fourth grade. So,
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  Speaker 1: of course, I stayed. What was I going to do?
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  Speaker 1: Ditch the fourth grade. I mean, you ditched the rest.
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  Speaker 1: I thought maybe you started early.
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  Speaker 2: But I always knew that the first mate's name was Starbuck.
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  Speaker 1: I just never put two and two together. Until now.
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  Speaker 1: Until I was like, I was just in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of the night. I was like, wait a minute. You
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  Speaker 1: woke up in the middle of the night with that thought.
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  Speaker 1: I went, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: I said, that's where that came from. For no reason
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  Speaker 2: at all. Lord have mercy. And so I didn't read
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  Speaker 2: that well. And Miss Bailey would. I don't know if
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  Speaker 2: anybody did.
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  Speaker 1: We had to.
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  Speaker 2: She read us the Iliad, Homer's Iliad, which is the
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  Speaker 2: Trojan War and all that kind of stuff. When we
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  Speaker 2: just went and saw that. And she read us this.
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  Speaker 2: Moby Dick.
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  Speaker 1: Captain.
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  Speaker 3: And that is a whole book.
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  Speaker 1: You remember. And I remember.
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  Speaker 2: No, I remember Homer's Iliad. I remember Odysseus. I remember
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  Speaker 2: all those things, too. But I remember it. that the
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  Speaker 2: character was Starbuck. But I never put together that it was,
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  Speaker 2: that's who the coffee company was named after. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: you can't seem to hold down a job, we're going
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  Speaker 2: to tell you why. Jasmine, give us five workplace antics
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  Speaker 2: you should never pull by Tanvir Pert from Madame Noir.
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  Speaker 3: Number five, trying to make physical advances so you can
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  Speaker 3: get ahead. Get that promotion ahead.
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  Speaker 1: That's usually how you got to do it.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Here we go with Moby Dick again.
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  Speaker 3: Get that promotion. Number four of the top five workplace
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  Speaker 3: antics you should not pull. Calling for a group meeting
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  Speaker 3: every time you get in your feelings.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like that in no kind of way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: for real. You know, we had all year.
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  Speaker 3: Number three of the top five workplace antics you should
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  Speaker 3: not pull. Filing complaints to HR about everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. He was looking at me. What? Yeah. Well, that
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  Speaker 1: fancy suit to work.
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  Speaker 3: Yep. Number two of the top five workplace antics you
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  Speaker 3: shouldn't pull.
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  Speaker 1: Selling people out. It was him. It was him. He
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  Speaker 1: wore that suit.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five workplace antics
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  Speaker 3: you should not pull, getting caught doing everything except your job.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't that something? That's what it is. That's how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: That's how the union workers are. That's how they get you.
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  Speaker 2: That's going to do us a deal. We'll show you
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  Speaker 2: a 2026. So make sure that, well, first of all,
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  Speaker 2: I want to thank you all for tuning in.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 2: If you are in Columbus, Ohio, I'll be there Friday
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  Speaker 2: at the Merchant Theater along with Don Lemon, DL and DL.
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  Speaker 2: Then the following day, we're going to be at the
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  Speaker 2: Tab Theater in Cincinnati, Ohio. So come check us out
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  Speaker 2: if you take a notion. Jasmine Sanders, what did you
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  Speaker 2: learn today?
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  Speaker 3: I saw an interesting something that Raven-Symoné said that was
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  Speaker 3: kind of disturbing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness. Has she ever said anything that wasn't?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you've ever heard something like
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  Speaker 3: this before, but I haven't. She said that when she's
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  Speaker 3: on her period, she wears a diaper around the house
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  Speaker 3: with a baby t-shirt and a binky. Yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 3: Carry on.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's not disturbing.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think that's disturbing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, disturbing and weird are the same thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that I'm disturbed by it. What a
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  Speaker 1: girl puts in her mouth is her business.
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  Speaker 2: It's a diaper for me, though. I think Raven-Symoné kind
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  Speaker 2: of is the first Amanda Seals, right? Amanda Seals is
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  Speaker 2: catching heat.
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  Speaker 3: Woo! It must be Get Amanda Month, because when I
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  Speaker 3: tell you they are all over her, wow. Yikes.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, my man, cheat on what you learned today, baby boy.
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  Speaker 1: What I'm supposed to say after raving in the diaper?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got nothing to say. I ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: to follow. Blood issues. Following that.
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  Speaker 2: Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Is that it? That's what you got? You don't have
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  Speaker 1: nothing to say? I'm not even trying to. Can you
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  Speaker 1: blame him? Something you don't follow. You don't like running
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  Speaker 1: red light skips? That's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: Ask her wife.
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  Speaker 1: That's a whole different issue. Yikes.
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  Speaker 2: On the next DL Hughley Show, Kyle Hughley, a.k.a. Special K,
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  Speaker 2: is going to drop another joint on short bus records. Plus,
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  Speaker 2: the military man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose racism hidden
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  Speaker 2: in our everyday lives. It is the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 2: We will definitely see you on the other side. Kyle,
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  Speaker 2: my favorite short bus operator, pull that string.
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  Speaker 1: We gots to go. Tout, tout. It's the DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side.