Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Vanderpump Rules' Raquel’s Revenge with Fortune Feimster
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- 0:27Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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- 0:50Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We have a salty
- 1:01Speaker 2: and sweet treat. Fortune. Good fortune. Fortune Feimster. Everyone's favorite girl.
- 1:08Speaker 4: Everyone's favorite Juicy Scooper.
- 1:13Speaker 3: Wow.
- 1:13Speaker 4: I'm not everyone's favorite. I'm just, I pop in and
- 1:17Speaker 4: everyone hopefully smiles.
- 1:19Speaker 2: Listen, you're a regular, but you are so busy, you
- 1:22Speaker 2: can't be as regular as everyone would like.
- 1:24Speaker 3: That's right.
- 1:24Speaker 2: So this is a real treat.
- 1:25Speaker 3: There are other favorites now, which I'm happy for them. Okay.
- 1:29Speaker 4: Because you guys are spreading a lot of love and
- 1:31Speaker 4: pop culture and Juicy Scoo.
- 1:33Speaker 2: I'm trying. But, Fortune, I'm so excited to talk to
- 1:36Speaker 2: you because we are going to have to do the
- 1:38Speaker 2: follow-up of the biggest story of my life.
- 1:41Speaker 3: You're getting right into it. That's how big this story is.
- 1:43Speaker 2: Vanderpump rules scandal. Many people said I explained it very
- 1:48Speaker 2: well to Chris. You said you're sort of up on it,
- 1:51Speaker 2: so you can ask any questions.
- 1:53Speaker 4: I will be asking questions, because here's how good this
- 1:56Speaker 4: scandal is. I've never watched a single episode of Vanderpump Rules.
- 2:01Speaker 3: That's the name of it, right?
- 2:01Speaker 5: Right, yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Never watched it ever.
- 2:04Speaker 4: I don't know who anyone is. I know of Lala
- 2:07Speaker 4: because of She Comes On.
- 2:10Speaker 3: She's not here. Jeff Lewis. But.
- 2:13Speaker 4: This scandal is so intriguing that I've been following it
- 2:17Speaker 4: for the last few days, not knowing any of these
- 2:19Speaker 4: people or the context, the show.
- 2:21Speaker 3: And I know that it's even juicier.
- 2:23Speaker 4: For the people that have followed this because this friend
- 2:26Speaker 4: group is so intertwined.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Well, it's funny why we're so intrigued, right? So yesterday
- 2:31Speaker 2: I go to Dr. Kasabian, who does my Botox. Everybody,
- 2:35Speaker 2: lift MD, Beverly Hills is fabulous.
- 2:38Speaker 3: I've never had Botox.
- 2:39Speaker 2: He walks in. Oh, that little baby face of yours.
- 2:41Speaker 2: He walks in with all his needles. And he's like,
- 2:45Speaker 2: so what is this Vanderpump? So I do explain the
- 2:47Speaker 2: whole thing why he's like getting my face. And I'm like,
- 2:51Speaker 2: I'm just like, could you just listen to my show?
- 2:53Speaker 3: Right.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Anyway, people. So there are some things that have happened since.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Oh, get into it, girl.
- 3:01Speaker 2: So as you know, Tom Sandoval was with Ariana. They.
- 3:05Speaker 2: lived together, owned a home together in Valley Village.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Nine years together, right?
- 3:09Speaker 2: Nine years together. And we find out that he's been
- 3:12Speaker 2: sleeping with Raquel, who.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Whose actual name is Rachel.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Whose actual name is Rachel, who, former beauty pageant, 28
- 3:22Speaker 2: years old, and everybody's blindsided. All the friends are blindsided.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Everyone's in a tizzy.
- 3:28Speaker 4: Because she also smooched his best friend at one point,
- 3:31Speaker 4: Tom Schwartz.
- 3:32Speaker 2: Tom Schwartz, yes.
- 3:33Speaker 3: Which I didn't know they were the Tom and Tom
- 3:35Speaker 3: of TomTom.
- 3:36Speaker 2: They are the TomToms.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Everything's coming together now. Yes. Okay.
- 3:41Speaker 2: So first of all, let me read their statement.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Can I just ask you one question before we get
- 3:44Speaker 3: into this?
- 3:45Speaker 5: Yes.
- 3:45Speaker 4: At what point does one go from Rachel to Raquel?
- 3:50Speaker 2: I love that you said that. I don't know. Because
- 3:54Speaker 2: Lala is my girl, but at one time she was Lauren.
- 3:56Speaker 3: That's true, yeah.
- 3:58Speaker 2: So I joked the other day that I'm going to
- 4:00Speaker 2: be Heatherina McDonaldina, just like Kalaria.
- 4:04Speaker 4: I guess once you know you're going to be on
- 4:06Speaker 4: a hit TV show, you're like, you know, Rachel's just
- 4:08Speaker 4: a little boring.
- 4:10Speaker 3: I think I need to amp it up. I think
- 4:12Speaker 3: I'm now Raquel.
- 4:13Speaker 2: I kind of feel like that's a weird, like, level
- 4:18Speaker 2: like yeah like I feel like Lala kind of is
- 4:20Speaker 2: kind of cool because it kind of comes from like
- 4:22Speaker 2: Lauren it's like if I if I really if my
- 4:24Speaker 2: name was Heather it is if my name were Heather
- 4:27Speaker 2: I think it would have to be like Tyla or
- 4:32Speaker 2: something like if I was gonna go like it's gotta
- 4:33Speaker 2: be different a little different like I wouldn't just go
- 4:35Speaker 2: from Heather to like Hillary I wouldn't that's too close
- 4:39Speaker 2: together I don't.
- 4:40Speaker 4: Know that I would remember Lauren Kent yeah but I
- 4:44Speaker 4: will remember Lala Kent yeah So it does work.
- 4:47Speaker 2: Right. And what about you, Fortune?
- 4:49Speaker 3: Well, Fortune's my middle name.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Right. But as a little girl, you were Emily.
- 4:53Speaker 3: I was Emily. Yeah.
- 4:54Speaker 2: So why are you bagging?
- 4:55Speaker 3: No, I'm not bagging.
- 4:56Speaker 4: I'm just saying, what is the thing that I know
- 4:59Speaker 4: where my thing was?
- 5:01Speaker 2: When was the day that you said, I think Fortune's
- 5:04Speaker 2: going to make me a star versus Emily?
- 5:06Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't that.
- 5:07Speaker 4: It was, I did my very first ever improv class
- 5:11Speaker 4: and no one knew me in LA. I was like
- 5:14Speaker 4: in early twenties. You for those that don't know the story,
- 5:17Speaker 4: Fortune's my middle name. I grew up as Emily, but
- 5:20Speaker 4: my grandmother always wanted me to be Fortune. And my
- 5:22Speaker 4: mom told her I would have to be Miss America
- 5:25Speaker 4: to live up to a name like that, which I said,
- 5:27Speaker 4: how dare you.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Not think I could be Miss America?
- 5:31Speaker 2: Also, Rachel wanted to be Miss America.
- 5:33Speaker 3: So I, but my mom loved the name Emily. I
- 5:35Speaker 3: was named after her cousin.
- 5:38Speaker 4: And when, after my grandmother died, I was like, in
- 5:40Speaker 4: the back of my head, I was like, if I
- 5:41Speaker 4: ever do any sort of performance, I think I'm going
- 5:44Speaker 4: to Try Fortune is kind of a nod to my
- 5:46Speaker 4: grandmother thinking I could be Emily in life and Fortune
- 5:50Speaker 4: on stage. But it doesn't quite work like that. You
- 5:52Speaker 4: kind of become that person. So I did my first
- 5:56Speaker 4: ever Groundlings improv class. And I was like, no one
- 6:00Speaker 4: knows me. I'm going to just say my name is Fortune.
- 6:03Speaker 3: I'm just curious. It's kind of like a social experiment.
- 6:06Speaker 3: And at the end of the class, you know how
- 6:08Speaker 3: they do those games.
- 6:09Speaker 4: We sat in a circle. And the teacher said, I
- 6:12Speaker 4: want everyone to try to remember me.
- 6:14Speaker 3: People's name.
- 6:15Speaker 4: Just say out and that no one can remember anyone's name.
- 6:18Speaker 4: Except all 15 people went fortune, fortune, fortune, fortune.
- 6:22Speaker 3: And I went, there you go.
- 6:23Speaker 2: You're like a star is born.
- 6:25Speaker 3: A star is born, baby.
- 6:26Speaker 2: And you left that class and you said, I'm doing this. Said,
- 6:30Speaker 2: Emily is dead.
- 6:33Speaker 4: But it, you know, it was waiting for me to
- 6:35Speaker 4: have a, you know, it's a cool family name.
- 6:38Speaker 3: It's my great grandma's name. I know, I love it.
- 6:39Speaker 3: And a nod to my grandma.
- 6:41Speaker 2: It's super unique, and obviously it's the only reason that
- 6:44Speaker 2: you're famous today.
- 6:45Speaker 3: That's right. The only reason.
- 6:46Speaker 2: The only reason. The only reason. Okay, so Tom Sandoval
- 6:51Speaker 2: first put out a statement where he was like, please,
- 6:54Speaker 2: please don't attack my business with Tom Schwartz. They have
- 6:57Speaker 2: two restaurants. Don't leave the mean reviews on Yelp. Everyone
- 7:02Speaker 2: is suffering. I'm not the only one that owns this thing.
- 7:05Speaker 3: Right.
- 7:05Speaker 2: But he never mentioned Ariana, which made the fans furious.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Oh, he didn't apologize.
- 7:09Speaker 2: So last night, He wrote this. Wait, let me do
- 7:14Speaker 2: Tom's first. So Tom's came out first and then Raquel's
- 7:18Speaker 2: came shortly after.
- 7:18Speaker 3: Where did he release it?
- 7:21Speaker 2: On his Instagram.
- 7:23Speaker 3: Okay.
- 7:23Speaker 2: I want to first and foremost apologize to everyone I've
- 7:25Speaker 2: hurt through the process. Most of all, I want to
- 7:27Speaker 2: apologize to Ariana. I made mistakes. I was selfish. I
- 7:30Speaker 2: made reckless decisions that hurt somebody I love. No one
- 7:33Speaker 2: deserves to feel that pain so traumatically and publicly. I
- 7:36Speaker 2: can only imagine how devastating this has been for Ariana
- 7:38Speaker 2: and everyone around us. I feel really horrible about that.
- 7:41Speaker 2: My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana. I never
- 7:44Speaker 2: meant to disappoint so many people, including our loving families
- 7:47Speaker 2: and friends. I love that. I never meant to. We know.
- 7:51Speaker 2: We know while you're screwing Raquel, you were like, I
- 7:55Speaker 2: hope this hurts my friends and family. We know you
- 7:57Speaker 2: were just completely selfish because that's what cheaters are.
- 8:00Speaker 3: That's what that is.
- 8:01Speaker 2: They're selfish. I can only imagine how devastating this has
- 8:03Speaker 2: been for Ariana and everyone around us. I feel really
- 8:05Speaker 2: horrible about that. My biggest regret is that I dishonored Ariana.
- 8:08Speaker 2: I never meant to disappoint so many people, including our
- 8:10Speaker 2: loving families and friends. My love for Ariana was stronger
- 8:13Speaker 2: than any camera could ever have captured. I don't believe
- 8:17Speaker 2: you wrote that sentence. Too profound. Some of our best
- 8:22Speaker 2: times together were never filmed. And same goes for some
- 8:25Speaker 2: of our biggest struggles. I wish things happened in a
- 8:28Speaker 2: different order because I still like Raquel. That's what I think.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Really?
- 8:31Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 8:32Speaker 2: In a different order, yeah. And our relationship was not
- 8:35Speaker 2: severely tarnished and that I ended with the same respect
- 8:38Speaker 2: for her that it began with. I owed Ariana better.
- 8:43Speaker 2: I am beyond sad that I ended it, ended the
- 8:45Speaker 2: way it did. The choices I made hurt so many people.
- 8:47Speaker 2: I acted in a way that was, that clashes with who,
- 8:51Speaker 2: with who and how I want to be. Who, yeah, want, okay.
- 8:56Speaker 2: I will continue to reflect and work on myself. I
- 8:58Speaker 2: have work to do. I always have and I always will. Hmm.
- 9:02Speaker 2: I think it was a very good put together thing.
- 9:04Speaker 2: I think he had a lot of hands in helping
- 9:06Speaker 2: him write it. The amount of times that he said
- 9:09Speaker 2: the name Ariana is good since he didn't mention her
- 9:11Speaker 2: at all in the first one. It's the best he
- 9:14Speaker 2: could have said.
- 9:15Speaker 3: Right.
- 9:17Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, from what I've read about their relationship,
- 9:20Speaker 4: it seemed like they were kind of on a not
- 9:24Speaker 4: great path, right? But it's just a shame that they
- 9:27Speaker 4: couldn't have just ended it without the Raquel thing.
- 9:32Speaker 2: What I think happened is, I think they have, like,
- 9:36Speaker 2: you know, she's had some issues with, like, mental health.
- 9:39Speaker 2: She did kind of say she was bi at one time.
- 9:43Speaker 2: But I kind of think they were in a really,
- 9:44Speaker 2: really good place.
- 9:45Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 9:46Speaker 2: And a really happy place. But I also think they
- 9:50Speaker 2: might have been a little living, like, roommates.
- 9:53Speaker 3: Right.
- 9:54Speaker 2: But no one was trying to... This is just my
- 9:56Speaker 2: personal opinion. No one was trying to bone each other. Okay.
- 9:59Speaker 2: But they were also, like... we're not fighting. Right. So
- 10:01Speaker 2: like I think she was completely blindsided and she never
- 10:04Speaker 2: suspected anything.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 10:06Speaker 2: Because they were getting along really well and he was
- 10:09Speaker 2: doing his cover band stuff and she was having fun
- 10:12Speaker 2: supporting him and she was hoping to open her sandwich
- 10:14Speaker 2: shop with Katie and they're on the show and the
- 10:16Speaker 2: restaurant opens and Right.
- 10:18Speaker 3: I just don't think It seemed like things were good
- 10:20Speaker 3: and that he was busy. She just assumed he was
- 10:23Speaker 3: busy with the restaurants and the band.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Let's invite our single friend. She's got nothing. She's... Sorry, Raquel.
- 10:29Speaker 2: I think Ariana was like, let's invite our single friend, Raquel.
- 10:32Speaker 3: They would all hang out and stuff? All the time. Oh, really?
- 10:34Speaker 3: Including her. Oh, that sucks. Yeah.
- 10:36Speaker 2: You know?
- 10:37Speaker 3: Ugh.
- 10:38Speaker 2: And then she's like, he's like a big brother to me. Okay,
- 10:40Speaker 2: so then... That's what she said about Tom.
- 10:42Speaker 3: Oh, weird.
- 10:42Speaker 2: And she said, Tom taught me... How to have boundaries.
- 10:46Speaker 3: Tom's been so supportive.
- 10:48Speaker 2: I know.
- 10:49Speaker 3: You failed at that.
- 10:52Speaker 2: One.
- 10:53Speaker 4: This look of his is interesting. Is this for the band?
- 10:56Speaker 2: The mustache is new. He wears a lot of eyeliner.
- 10:59Speaker 3: And the hair is like... Yeah, because he's.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Very into this like.
- 11:02Speaker 3: This rocker thing? Yeah. Okay.
- 11:04Speaker 2: He's like Countess Luanne 2.0.
- 11:06Speaker 3: And she found out the night of his show, right?
- 11:09Speaker 3: She like.
- 11:09Speaker 2: So they were at the show, his show, which was
- 11:12Speaker 2: Wednesday night in Orange County.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:14Speaker 2: And Raquel and Sheena were doing Watch What Happens Live.
- 11:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:18Speaker 2: She's another cast member in New York three hours ahead.
- 11:21Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:22Speaker 2: And somehow, this is what I think.
- 11:25Speaker 3: She had his, got his phone.
- 11:26Speaker 2: Or he, I think he was like, here, answer this person. Like,
- 11:28Speaker 2: I think it was probably a mutual friend of theirs
- 11:30Speaker 2: that was like, I'm going to meet you backstage.
- 11:32Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 11:32Speaker 2: She answers the phone and hangs up and now the
- 11:35Speaker 2: phone's open and she has access and something compelled her.
- 11:38Speaker 2: To look at the text exchange between the two of them.
- 11:41Speaker 3: She must have already.
- 11:42Speaker 2: There must have been something that made her just go,
- 11:44Speaker 2: let me look at this.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:46Speaker 2: In it, she scrolls through and sees that there's a
- 11:49Speaker 2: recorded FaceTime of Raquel doing something sexual to herself.
- 11:54Speaker 3: Whoa. Now, I read today that Raquel. Yeah.
- 11:57Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:57Speaker 2: So Raquel has since hired attorneys and everything. And one
- 12:01Speaker 2: thing that went out was a cease and desist letter
- 12:03Speaker 2: to all the cast members.
- 12:05Speaker 3: Don't send that recording.
- 12:07Speaker 2: Yes, if for some reason you have access to this recording,
- 12:09Speaker 2: if you share it with anybody and don't delete it,
- 12:12Speaker 2: or even if you keep it on your phone, you
- 12:14Speaker 2: could be facing legal troubles.
- 12:17Speaker 3: But a thousand percent, other people have seen this video
- 12:22Speaker 3: in that brand group, don't you think?
- 12:24Speaker 2: Maybe they have. Maybe they have. So then Lala gets
- 12:28Speaker 2: the cease and desist letter in her email. And she
- 12:31Speaker 2: goes off and she's like, I'm not dealing with this.
- 12:35Speaker 2: You know, I got a baby to take care of. Okay.
- 12:38Speaker 2: And I've never had somebody to send something to my email.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Send it to my attorney, Daryl. Send it to Daryl.
- 12:45Speaker 2: So everybody goes crazy.
- 12:47Speaker 3: Everyone send it to... Oh, my God.
- 12:49Speaker 2: She made the shirt. Yeah, she made the shirt.
- 12:51Speaker 3: That is so funny. Send it to Daryl.
- 12:54Speaker 2: Lala Ked.
- 12:54Speaker 3: I actually would totally rock that sweatshirt. I know. I
- 12:58Speaker 3: don't even know who Daryl is, and I think that's hilarious.
- 13:02Speaker 3: Send it to Daryl. Send it to my attorney, Daryl.
- 13:05Speaker 3: Lala's a businesswoman. She's making money moves.
- 13:09Speaker 2: She already sold out all the leftover palettes that she
- 13:13Speaker 2: did with Raquel called... Bambi died bitch.
- 13:16Speaker 3: Yeah, and they've already sold out.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Sold out. She cut them down prices.
- 13:19Speaker 3: I've never met Lala, but she's making a business move.
- 13:22Speaker 2: Well, you missed my Christmas party.
- 13:23Speaker 3: I know.
- 13:24Speaker 2: Okay, so then, now the next thing that happened is
- 13:28Speaker 2: Raquel filed a restraining order, a temporary restraining order against Sheena.
- 13:34Speaker 2: Let me get a photo of Sheena.
- 13:35Speaker 3: Now this is all, we know this for a fact.
- 13:37Speaker 3: This is a fact. Okay. Okay.
- 13:40Speaker 2: It's just temporary, though.
- 13:41Speaker 3: Oh. I don't know who Sheena is. She's on the show.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Sheena is the one who started the show.
- 13:47Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 13:48Speaker 2: Sheena was waitressing at Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant, and somehow Brandi
- 13:55Speaker 2: Glanville or whatever revealed to Lisa Vanderpump, that girl who
- 13:59Speaker 2: works for you, Sheena, slept with my husband, Eddie Cibrian,
- 14:04Speaker 2: before he left me for... What's the girl's name?
- 14:07Speaker 3: Who's the... Leigh-Anne Rimes. Leigh-Anne Rimes.
- 14:09Speaker 2: And they were like, ooh, this is juicy. Yeah. And
- 14:13Speaker 2: then she's like, you know what you should do, Brandy?
- 14:15Speaker 2: You should confront Sheena at my next event. What?
- 14:19Speaker 3: I can't live my life like this.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Brandy Gladwell confronted Sheena, and Sheena's like, Oh, it was
- 14:25Speaker 2: on the show.
- 14:26Speaker 3: Yes, it was.
- 14:27Speaker 2: Like the kickoff.
- 14:28Speaker 3: That's what everyone was talking about.
- 14:29Speaker 2: It was the kickoff to the show.
- 14:31Speaker 4: Because everyone was like, oh, the OGs know that this
- 14:35Speaker 4: show started on Housewives.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 14:38Speaker 3: I didn't know what they were talking about. Because I
- 14:40Speaker 3: didn't get into Beverly Hills, I think, until like a
- 14:42Speaker 3: season after that. Right.
- 14:43Speaker 2: So then, you know, so Sheena's, you know, saying like, yes,
- 14:46Speaker 2: I was this young girl. And this, you know, he
- 14:49Speaker 2: told me he was single and this and whatever.
- 14:51Speaker 5: So.
- 14:52Speaker 2: Sheena goes on.
- 14:53Speaker 3: But why is Raquel doing a restraining order?
- 14:57Speaker 2: I'll tell you why.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sorry.
- 14:58Speaker 2: Sheena goes on to get married, divorced.
- 15:00Speaker 5: Okay.
- 15:00Speaker 2: Now she's married again, and she has a two-year-old.
- 15:03Speaker 5: Okay.
- 15:03Speaker 2: Or almost two, named Summer. And she became really good
- 15:07Speaker 2: friends with Raquel. Okay. Because what Raquel was trying to
- 15:10Speaker 2: get with Tom Schwartz, and Katie was mad about it,
- 15:13Speaker 2: who's Tom Schwartz's ex-wife, Katie.
- 15:15Speaker 3: Who's also on the show? Yeah. Wow, okay.
- 15:17Speaker 2: She was like, Katie, let her be single, whatever.
- 15:21Speaker 3: Okay. So.
- 15:22Speaker 2: And Katie was pissed at Sheena. So Sheena sticks her
- 15:24Speaker 2: neck out of line for Raquel.
- 15:26Speaker 3: I see.
- 15:26Speaker 2: So now they've done Watch What Happens Live. They've done
- 15:28Speaker 2: a couple shots.
- 15:29Speaker 3: That's the person she's in on.
- 15:30Speaker 2: And they're out three hours ahead.
- 15:31Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 15:32Speaker 2: Ariana sees the phone.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Oh, my God. This is so juicy.
- 15:35Speaker 5: I know.
- 15:36Speaker 2: And knows that they have been fucking. No doubt about it. Okay?
- 15:41Speaker 2: She doesn't know that's been going on for seven months.
- 15:42Speaker 3: And she texts Sheena.
- 15:43Speaker 2: She immediately gets a hold of somehow, calls or texts
- 15:45Speaker 2: or something, tells Sheena. Yeah. Shares with her what's going on.
- 15:48Speaker 3: And Sheena confronts Raquel.
- 15:50Speaker 2: And allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, Sheena was so upset that maybe
- 15:54Speaker 2: something physical happened between Sheena and Raquel.
- 15:59Speaker 3: That night. Because they're hanging out in New York and
- 16:00Speaker 3: she is the information.
- 16:01Speaker 2: But, like, I don't think there's, like, surveillance cameras or
- 16:03Speaker 2: anything like that.
- 16:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 16:05Speaker 2: But I guess there was enough of a compelling story
- 16:07Speaker 2: for Raquel to get the paperwork together. To get a
- 16:11Speaker 2: temporary restraining order against Sheena. So now... I guess Sheena's
- 16:17Speaker 2: been served with this, and now.
- 16:19Speaker 3: It's... This is a drama.
- 16:21Speaker 2: March 27th is when Sheena has to show up to
- 16:26Speaker 2: defend herself and say, you don't need a restraining order,
- 16:29Speaker 2: I'm assuming. I don't live with this girl. I blocked
- 16:33Speaker 2: her from Instagram. I haven't talked to her since.
- 16:36Speaker 4: Now, can I ask you a question? Obviously, what happened
- 16:39Speaker 4: is real, the cheating and everything.
- 16:41Speaker 3: Yes, yes.
- 16:41Speaker 2: But.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Do you think some of this is going a little
- 16:44Speaker 4: extra because of the show? Are we going a little
- 16:48Speaker 4: overkill with the drama because they know it's juicy television?
- 16:52Speaker 3: Or do you think this would be happening without the cameras?
- 16:56Speaker 2: Well, I think the aftermath of what I'm saying now
- 16:58Speaker 2: about a restraining order and all that stuff, yes, that's
- 17:01Speaker 2: to save Raquel's future life, I think. Or just in general.
- 17:07Speaker 2: To appear, I think Raquel, which I'll read her statement,
- 17:10Speaker 2: is appearing to be like a victim. I'm a victim
- 17:13Speaker 2: of physical assault. I've lost everything. According to her.
- 17:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:18Speaker 2: And we're going to read her statement in a minute.
- 17:20Speaker 2: So I think, yes, I don't think if they were
- 17:23Speaker 2: just waitresses and she got caught screwing someone else's guy
- 17:27Speaker 2: and they pushed her or whatever, I don't think she
- 17:29Speaker 2: would then go down to the Van Nuys courthouse in
- 17:32Speaker 2: the cold and wait in line with her paperwork. No,
- 17:34Speaker 2: I don't think she would.
- 17:36Speaker 3: The freezing cold in Van Nuys. It's 55 today.
- 17:40Speaker 2: It's been horrible.
- 17:42Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:45Speaker 2: I mean, come on. No, I don't think you would bother.
- 17:49Speaker 2: And restraining orders are a really big deal that started
- 17:52Speaker 2: because someone had to get a restraining order from their
- 17:54Speaker 2: horrible husband or boyfriend that wanted to kill them. So,
- 17:57Speaker 2: I mean, I hope that there is no need for
- 18:02Speaker 2: it to be a permanent thing. I think that she
- 18:04Speaker 2: has a good case. But still, it's got to be
- 18:06Speaker 2: really stressful for Sheena who now has to get an
- 18:08Speaker 2: attorney and fight this thing. But a lot of people
- 18:11Speaker 2: think that she's doing this whole thing.
- 18:12Speaker 3: But also they have a reunion at some point.
- 18:15Speaker 2: To get out of the reunion. Oh, interesting. Or Raquel
- 18:18Speaker 2: does the reunion and Sheena has to be on a Zoom.
- 18:21Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 18:22Speaker 2: Because they can't be in the same room together.
- 18:24Speaker 3: It's unfolding as we speak.
- 18:26Speaker 2: But I think as Sheena, that's like, bitch i was
- 18:29Speaker 2: the i was the original right like really but at
- 18:32Speaker 2: the same time someone was no there's no you know
- 18:34Speaker 2: ever okay to put your hands on somebody but whatever
- 18:37Speaker 2: we don't know if she did we don't know anything
- 18:39Speaker 2: we don't know any of that that's just the rumors
- 18:42Speaker 2: okay and what people are writing so now this is
- 18:45Speaker 2: what so last night raquel comes out with a statement
- 18:47Speaker 2: kind of late at night she did i want to
- 18:50Speaker 2: apologize for my actions and my choices foremost to ariana
- 18:53Speaker 2: and to my friends and fans who are so invested
- 18:56Speaker 2: in our relationship. There is no excuse. I am not
- 18:59Speaker 2: a victim and I must own my actions and I
- 19:02Speaker 2: deeply regret hurting Ariana. I am reflecting on my choices
- 19:05Speaker 2: speaking to a counselor and I am learning things about
- 19:08Speaker 2: myself such as my patterns of codependency and addiction to
- 19:12Speaker 2: being and feeling loved. Love addiction is every cheater's get
- 19:18Speaker 2: out of jail free card. I have sought emotional validation
- 19:22Speaker 2: through intimate connections that are not healthy, with regard to
- 19:26Speaker 2: my own well-being, sometimes negatively affecting others, and often prioritizing
- 19:31Speaker 2: the intimate connection over my friendships. Although I chose to
- 19:36Speaker 2: be on a reality show accepting the good and the bad,
- 19:38Speaker 2: what comes with it beyond my own actions, I have
- 19:40Speaker 2: been physically assaulted, lost friendships, received death threats, and hate emails.
- 19:44Speaker 2: In addition to having had my privacy violated, I've begun
- 19:48Speaker 2: counseling to end my unhealthy behavioral cycle, learn to set
- 19:51Speaker 2: stronger emotional boundaries, and learn to protect my mental health.
- 19:55Speaker 2: I don't expect sympathy, understanding, or forgiveness. Right now, I
- 19:58Speaker 2: must focus on my own health and well-being. And as
- 20:01Speaker 2: I strive to be a better person moving forward, I
- 20:03Speaker 2: will prioritize my mental health and learn from my mistakes.
- 20:06Speaker 2: So she has PR company, but then I heard the
- 20:09Speaker 2: PR company fired her. She has family. Again, I think
- 20:14Speaker 2: this was a really good move. I predicted that she
- 20:18Speaker 2: would go to some type of rehab, blame it on alcohol.
- 20:21Speaker 2: I also said that she would probably say she was groomed,
- 20:23Speaker 2: even though she's 28, by a 40-year-old Tom Sandoval.
- 20:27Speaker 3: But she didn't say that.
- 20:28Speaker 2: She didn't. That was my prediction. But I think I
- 20:30Speaker 2: was a little bit close. The love addiction and saying
- 20:33Speaker 2: that you have been a victim of like some screwed
- 20:36Speaker 2: up relationships.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Of like being addicted to someone liking you.
- 20:40Speaker 2: But also saying I'm not a victim saying it, but
- 20:42Speaker 2: then basically saying I am is kind of smart. So
- 20:47Speaker 2: both of their writers were good.
- 20:49Speaker 3: So you approve of these messages?
- 20:51Speaker 2: Yes. I think they're both smart moves. But the question
- 20:55Speaker 2: is like, will they? So then, okay, let me tell
- 20:59Speaker 2: you what else has happened.
- 21:00Speaker 5: Okay.
- 21:00Speaker 3: AI is everywhere, but ROI isn't.
- 21:04Speaker 1: At PwC, we turn AI into advantage so you can
- 21:08Speaker 1: see results, not hype. Move from potential to performance at pwc.ie.
- 21:16Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 21:19Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 21:22Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 21:27Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 21:29Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 21:32Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 21:35Speaker 2: filed against me.
- 21:36Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 21:38Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
- 21:40Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 21:43Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 21:46Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
- 21:47Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
- 21:48Speaker 2: What happens next?
- 21:49Speaker 3: When I came in, he started crying.
- 21:51Speaker 2: Everybody in life encounters hardships.
- 21:53Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
- 21:56Speaker 5: go through. It's about what happens next.
- 21:59Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
- 22:00Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
- 22:03Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 22:05Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 22:08Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 22:11Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 22:22Speaker 3: So, there... This is more juicy. Scoop!
- 22:29Speaker 2: Tom and Raquel do a scene on camera and they film.
- 22:33Speaker 3: Okay. Recently. After all this.
- 22:35Speaker 2: Just like Saturday or something. Oh, my God.
- 22:37Speaker 4: The TV show must be so pumped they're in production
- 22:40Speaker 4: right now.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Well, no, they weren't.
- 22:41Speaker 2: They were all done. They were just getting ready to
- 22:43Speaker 2: do the reunion when all this broke and they picked
- 22:46Speaker 2: up the cameras.
- 22:46Speaker 3: Whoa!
- 22:48Speaker 2: And so... They get there, and according to the rumors
- 22:52Speaker 2: in Entertainment Tonight or whoever's saying, they did this, they
- 22:57Speaker 2: filmed the scene with Raquel. He did kiss her, but
- 23:00Speaker 2: he didn't like the way it came out, and he
- 23:02Speaker 2: wants to refilm, and they're, like, saying no.
- 23:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 23:05Speaker 2: And he's saying, well, then I'm not going to do
- 23:07Speaker 2: the reunion.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 23:09Speaker 2: Now, they really obviously.
- 23:10Speaker 3: They really want that.
- 23:11Speaker 2: They obviously, he won't film anymore at all, including the reunion.
- 23:15Speaker 3: He knows he has some leverage.
- 23:18Speaker 2: I mean, this is the time to definitely work the leverage. Now,
- 23:23Speaker 2: people say right from the start they're in love and
- 23:25Speaker 2: they want to be together.
- 23:26Speaker 3: Yeah, I was going to ask what you think.
- 23:29Speaker 2: It's really hard because I said, like, listen, the only way,
- 23:33Speaker 2: as of a couple days ago, I was like, I
- 23:36Speaker 2: think if she's going to leave and not come back
- 23:41Speaker 2: to Vanderpump Rules, I think that she needs to do
- 23:44Speaker 2: a Larsa Pippen and just get a complete face transplant.
- 23:50Speaker 2: Larsa Pippen is on Real.
- 23:52Speaker 3: Housewives of Miami. Do we know that she did or
- 23:53Speaker 3: we're just assuming?
- 23:54Speaker 2: Well, you're telling me these two girls look alike? That's
- 23:57Speaker 2: the same person.
- 23:58Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that. I don't watch the show.
- 24:03Speaker 2: Larsa Pippen was on Real Housewives of Miami. They didn't
- 24:07Speaker 2: want a hiatus for six months and she came back
- 24:09Speaker 2: like this.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Isn't she dating Michael Jordan's son?
- 24:11Speaker 2: Yeah. And she was married to Scottie Pippen.
- 24:14Speaker 3: Wow.
- 24:14Speaker 2: But when she married him, she's like Middle Eastern and.
- 24:18Speaker 3: She's... Both of these versions of her are pretty, though.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Totally pretty. But I mean, it's a point where you'd
- 24:22Speaker 2: have to get a different driver's license.
- 24:24Speaker 3: Right.
- 24:24Speaker 2: And like, I don't know if they.
- 24:25Speaker 3: Or her lips are a lot bigger.
- 24:27Speaker 2: Lips, nose, and the shape of the face and everything.
- 24:30Speaker 2: The arch of the eyebrow, everything.
- 24:31Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, she.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Anyway, I almost.
- 24:33Speaker 3: She got divorced. She's living her best life.
- 24:35Speaker 2: I almost felt like Raquel would have to do that.
- 24:37Speaker 2: Just like.
- 24:37Speaker 1: No.
- 24:38Speaker 2: Like witness protection.
- 24:39Speaker 3: No. She's going to get... Okay. They're all going to
- 24:41Speaker 3: get through this.
- 24:42Speaker 2: So anyway... Tom also was lucky enough to have cameras
- 24:46Speaker 2: catch him as he went to a therapy appointment.
- 24:49Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 24:50Speaker 3: I'm like, okay.
- 24:51Speaker 2: You're telling me like a therapist couldn't go, you know what?
- 24:55Speaker 2: Let me just hop in my car and go to
- 24:57Speaker 2: your friend's apartment and do it there. No, come to
- 24:59Speaker 2: my therapy, my medical building at Witsit and whatever.
- 25:04Speaker 3: Oh, I've definitely been with people who are like, oh,
- 25:06Speaker 3: I can't believe paparazzi are here. And they're like, You know,
- 25:10Speaker 3: fixing their hair that's already perfectly clothed.
- 25:12Speaker 2: Just looking, like, exhausted.
- 25:13Speaker 3: They're full of makeup. And I go, wait, who's here?
- 25:16Speaker 3: And they're like, oh, over there. And you're like, okay,
- 25:19Speaker 3: come on.
- 25:20Speaker 2: Have you been, like, walking across the street with somebody?
- 25:24Speaker 3: I'm not going to say who. Okay, John.
- 25:25Speaker 4: I have been with people who suddenly they were paparazzi.
- 25:29Speaker 4: And they acted like.
- 25:31Speaker 3: I can't believe they're here. And I was like, okay.
- 25:34Speaker 2: I love that.
- 25:35Speaker 3: Because they're, like.
- 25:37Speaker 4: Full hair and makeup is done. And I remember being like,
- 25:40Speaker 4: why are they so dressed up? For like a regular day.
- 25:48Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like not an event.
- 25:50Speaker 2: So, you know, Tom is trying, obviously. He's going to therapy.
- 25:54Speaker 2: He's all screwed up. So let me see everything that
- 25:57Speaker 2: I got here. I want to make sure I got
- 25:59Speaker 2: all this goo.
- 25:59Speaker 3: Then it's Daryl. Those are going to sell as hotcakes.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Oh, also, this was interesting. There's this thing called Cam Soda.
- 26:07Speaker 2: And they, according to TMZ yesterday, offered him an adult
- 26:11Speaker 2: live stream. And everyone immediately thought, because no one bothers
- 26:15Speaker 2: to go and then click and read the whole article.
- 26:18Speaker 2: So all the comments were like, it's porn. It's like
- 26:20Speaker 2: a live stream porn. No, it's not. But they offered him.
- 26:24Speaker 2: So he has this cover band.
- 26:26Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 26:26Speaker 2: And he has 12 cities coming up. And they said,
- 26:31Speaker 2: we're going to offer you Tom Sandoval and the Most
- 26:34Speaker 2: Extras or whatever his band is called. To $ 550, 000 or
- 26:40Speaker 2: something like that and $ 45, 000 a show for you to
- 26:43Speaker 2: stream the show, all 12 shows.
- 26:46Speaker 3: That's it? Just stream it?
- 26:48Speaker 2: Just stream it.
- 26:49Speaker 3: Do it, bud.
- 26:49Speaker 2: I know, but all 12 times. And I'm like, okay.
- 26:52Speaker 2: But it's cover band stuff.
- 26:53Speaker 3: Yeah, you're singing somebody else's song.
- 26:55Speaker 2: But also, once you stream it once, why would you
- 26:58Speaker 2: have to stream it all the different ones? And you're
- 27:00Speaker 2: not going to different cities.
- 27:01Speaker 3: He's making the cash in the check.
- 27:02Speaker 2: Apparently, he turned it down. But I'm like, you need
- 27:04Speaker 2: to take that check right now.
- 27:07Speaker 3: I mean, listen, we don't know the details. I don't
- 27:09Speaker 3: know who this company is.
- 27:11Speaker 2: I think you could stream it once.
- 27:13Speaker 3: I'm saying this based off of you saying just streaming
- 27:16Speaker 3: a show.
- 27:16Speaker 2: I think you could stream it once. I don't know
- 27:18Speaker 2: why you'd have to stream it 12 different times.
- 27:19Speaker 3: But if they're going to pay you a show. Hey.
- 27:22Speaker 3: And it's not based on views, whatever. But again, I don't.
- 27:27Speaker 3: If this is a porn site, I have no idea. No,
- 27:29Speaker 3: I don't.
- 27:29Speaker 2: Maybe they do porn too, but this is for.
- 27:31Speaker 3: I have no idea.
- 27:33Speaker 2: And then Annie was like, what he should do is
- 27:35Speaker 2: stream his therapy session, just like Prince Harry did.
- 27:38Speaker 3: Oh, is that what that was?
- 27:39Speaker 2: That's what you should do.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Stream the therapy session. Maybe he's trying to, you know,
- 27:44Speaker 3: not look like more of a jerk by cashing in
- 27:47Speaker 3: on this, which I understand.
- 27:49Speaker 2: So, you know, after the horrible Yelp reviews, I also heard, though,
- 27:53Speaker 2: the last two days, last night, the restaurant was full again.
- 27:56Speaker 2: I mean, people act like they're going to have pitchforks
- 27:59Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah. But, you know, a couple days go by.
- 28:01Speaker 3: They're like, I want some sliders.
- 28:03Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 28:04Speaker 3: And this restaurant's open. Yeah.
- 28:08Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 28:08Speaker 3: They're like, Team Ariana. And they're like, but I do
- 28:10Speaker 3: like the drink.
- 28:12Speaker 2: Right.
- 28:12Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
- 28:13Speaker 2: And so I'm like, at first I was like, oh
- 28:14Speaker 2: my God, you know, his next show, got a show
- 28:16Speaker 2: coming up in a month.
- 28:19Speaker 3: He probably, those probably sell out. What do you think?
- 28:21Speaker 2: Now I think it will.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 28:23Speaker 2: Because I didn't know who he was before this. And
- 28:26Speaker 2: also he'll have four therapy sessions under his belt. People
- 28:29Speaker 2: can forgive you once you've gone to therapy four times.
- 28:30Speaker 4: I did not know who one of these people were
- 28:32Speaker 4: besides Lala before this.
- 28:34Speaker 3: And now I know who everyone is.
- 28:35Speaker 2: I predict Ariana will be asked to do Dancing with
- 28:37Speaker 2: the Stars. She's got a real cute little body. I
- 28:39Speaker 2: don't know if she can dance.
- 28:41Speaker 3: Everyone talks about how sweet she is. She's the sweetest.
- 28:43Speaker 2: She's very sweet. Oh, can you get me the book?
- 28:45Speaker 2: I have to show you her book.
- 28:47Speaker 3: So that's why I think everyone's coming to her defense
- 28:49Speaker 3: more because she's like so sweet, right?
- 28:51Speaker 2: She really is. And she's really pretty.
- 28:54Speaker 3: I've never met her.
- 28:56Speaker 2: And then Stassi, who used to be on the show,
- 28:57Speaker 2: she was an original one.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Stassi? It's not Stassi? It's Stassi? I really don't know.
- 29:03Speaker 3: I'm asking.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Stassi.
- 29:05Speaker 3: She used to be on the show, but no more. Right.
- 29:10Speaker 3: I think I gotta go start watching the show, right? Yes.
- 29:14Speaker 2: And so she revealed, I don't know if it's on
- 29:16Speaker 2: her podcast or what, but she revealed, obviously she's Team Ariana,
- 29:19Speaker 2: and she doesn't think that she should Even be that
- 29:23Speaker 2: there should even be any question that she is. She
- 29:25Speaker 2: hates that he's part of her book. Okay. So this
- 29:27Speaker 2: is fancy as fuck cocktails that they did together.
- 29:31Speaker 3: Stassi? No.
- 29:32Speaker 2: Oh, that's Ariana.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 29:33Speaker 2: And it's really a great book. Oh, really? They both
- 29:37Speaker 2: they both signed it for me you can see stay
- 29:40Speaker 2: fancy Heather and keep it juicy Ariana and then Tom
- 29:43Speaker 2: just wrote.
- 29:43Speaker 3: His name yeah real big too.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Yeah And anyway, it's a really nice book with all
- 29:49Speaker 2: these recipes and really great photography.
- 29:51Speaker 3: That's a cute picture.
- 29:52Speaker 2: But originally on the show, she wanted to do it herself.
- 29:56Speaker 2: And then he hijacked it. He got himself into it.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Can I ask?
- 30:00Speaker 2: Yes.
- 30:01Speaker 4: How did people feel about him pre-scandal? Was he the
- 30:07Speaker 4: villain of the show?
- 30:09Speaker 2: Interestingly enough, he was not the most hated.
- 30:12Speaker 3: Okay.
- 30:12Speaker 2: Jax was.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 30:14Speaker 2: And- But.
- 30:15Speaker 3: I've heard that name before.
- 30:17Speaker 2: So Jax left the show the same time Stassi. They
- 30:20Speaker 2: kind of... They got rid of a bunch of people
- 30:21Speaker 2: because it was, you know, 2020 and people were doing
- 30:26Speaker 2: bad tweets and things were being found out and they said,
- 30:29Speaker 2: let's just get rid of all of these people that
- 30:31Speaker 2: are deemed problematic. Since then, Jax has remained married to
- 30:34Speaker 2: his one and only wife, Brittany, even though he had
- 30:38Speaker 2: one-night stands and stuff throughout Cheating on.
- 30:40Speaker 3: Girlfriends throughout the thing.
- 30:42Speaker 2: But they have a two-year-old and so... He now, they're
- 30:45Speaker 2: like the most stable people. And he had turned on
- 30:48Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval towards Jax's wedding and nobody understood why he
- 30:53Speaker 2: like hated him.
- 30:54Speaker 3: Okay.
- 30:54Speaker 2: So I've been texting Jax and I said, you really
- 30:56Speaker 2: are the number one guy in the group. And he's like,
- 30:59Speaker 2: I knew I, I, now everyone realizes it. And I
- 31:03Speaker 2: think he knew that he, that Tom Sandoval was the
- 31:06Speaker 2: real douche.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Oh, he knew.
- 31:08Speaker 2: A deep down douche.
- 31:09Speaker 3: But he wasn't being portrayed that way.
- 31:12Speaker 2: I think Jax was like, look, I know I'm appearing
- 31:15Speaker 2: as a douche because I've cheated on a girlfriend. I've
- 31:18Speaker 2: had a one night stand, whatever.
- 31:20Speaker 3: But I know this guy's up to some stuff. This
- 31:22Speaker 3: guy is.
- 31:23Speaker 2: Douche times 10. Yeah. I'm a level three douche.
- 31:26Speaker 4: What is the number one? I saw people writing a lot,
- 31:29Speaker 4: the number one guy.
- 31:29Speaker 3: What is that?
- 31:30Speaker 2: So at one time, he got in a fight with
- 31:32Speaker 2: Tom Sandoval and whatever. And Jax goes, I'm the number
- 31:35Speaker 2: one guy in this group.
- 31:37Speaker 3: What does that mean? Just like I'm the most popular. Yeah,
- 31:40Speaker 3: I'm the most famous.
- 31:41Speaker 2: On the show and in real life, I'm the one
- 31:44Speaker 2: that's made this show famous. I'm the one that's... And
- 31:48Speaker 2: he really was the most famous. People knew the name Jack.
- 31:51Speaker 2: And he's very polarizing and entertaining and everything else. So
- 31:59Speaker 2: that's why it's kind of coming out. And then Stassi says, Also,
- 32:03Speaker 2: we all knew that Sandoval was an incredible, selfish, narcissistic,
- 32:06Speaker 2: and egotistical person who spent 10 years trying to convince
- 32:09Speaker 2: everyone he was the good guy.
- 32:12Speaker 3: Oh, interesting. Okay. Okay?
- 32:14Speaker 2: You have to be a new level of evil to
- 32:16Speaker 2: do this to someone who has been nothing but a
- 32:18Speaker 2: wonderful partner to you. That's what Stassi said. Okay.
- 32:20Speaker 3: So they're all, like, rallying around their girls, basically, what's happening.
- 32:23Speaker 2: So the big question is, you know, where do they
- 32:26Speaker 2: go from here? With the reunion, with are they going
- 32:30Speaker 2: to stay together? Are they going to break up?
- 32:32Speaker 3: What's the future of the show look like? Because the
- 32:34Speaker 3: group's pretty fractured right now.
- 32:36Speaker 2: I think what will happen is the group is probably
- 32:39Speaker 2: telling everybody. I'm telling the producers, everybody. We will never,
- 32:43Speaker 2: ever film Go to Lunch with Raquel or Tom Sandoval
- 32:47Speaker 2: ever again.
- 32:48Speaker 3: Then they'll see the ratings for these episodes.
- 32:51Speaker 2: But if I worked on the show, I would say,
- 32:54Speaker 2: we totally trust you.
- 32:57Speaker 3: Let's table this.
- 32:58Speaker 2: Yes. We totally trust you. Let's get through the reunion together.
- 33:01Speaker 2: Each a little time pass, a little time pass, a
- 33:03Speaker 2: little time. And then we say, listen, this is a
- 33:08Speaker 2: pretty great gig.
- 33:09Speaker 3: This is a juicy storyline.
- 33:11Speaker 2: And think how if you do allow them back in,
- 33:14Speaker 2: because now they're a couple or maybe they're not.
- 33:16Speaker 5: Right.
- 33:16Speaker 2: I don't know. But if we bring them back in
- 33:18Speaker 2: and you guys agree to give them another chance, that'll
- 33:22Speaker 2: show you to be the mature, great person. And the
- 33:26Speaker 2: show is going to be that much more successful because
- 33:29Speaker 2: If we keep this storyline going, because even Dr. Kasabian
- 33:34Speaker 2: is asking Heather about it. So like people of all levels.
- 33:37Speaker 4: But I could also see a world in which they
- 33:40Speaker 4: have like the Vanderpump restaurants with the, you know.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 33:44Speaker 3: Because they do Villa Blanca and Sur and the.
- 33:47Speaker 2: Villa Blanca is no longer around, but they have Sur
- 33:49Speaker 2: and Pump.
- 33:49Speaker 3: Oh, it's not. Okay.
- 33:50Speaker 2: Tom-Tom, she owns part of Vanderpump.
- 33:53Speaker 3: But I think they have like.
- 33:55Speaker 2: And then Schwartz and Sandoval is just the two Toms.
- 33:58Speaker 4: I think they do like kind of separate storylines where
- 34:03Speaker 4: they're following the one group at the two main Lisa restaurants.
- 34:08Speaker 4: And then they follow the Tom and Tom at their restaurants.
- 34:14Speaker 4: And then occasionally the worlds have to intermingle.
- 34:17Speaker 3: Don't you think? Kind of something like that?
- 34:19Speaker 5: Maybe.
- 34:20Speaker 2: And then it's like, where does this leave, you know,
- 34:21Speaker 2: dumb Tom Schwartz? Like he's been under Tom Sandoval's thumb.
- 34:27Speaker 2: We don't know if he was in on it and
- 34:30Speaker 2: being a cover for him this whole time.
- 34:32Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 34:32Speaker 2: Or if he really is that dumb. And I think
- 34:34Speaker 2: it could be either.
- 34:35Speaker 3: I think it could turn into a them versus us show. Yeah.
- 34:41Speaker 3: Their restaurants, our restaurants. But Lisa being the person in between.
- 34:46Speaker 3: The liaison.
- 34:48Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay.
- 34:50Speaker 3: I don't know if that's my prediction.
- 34:51Speaker 2: That could be it.
- 34:53Speaker 4: But I can also see where they don't let Raquel back,
- 34:56Speaker 4: but they let Tom back.
- 34:58Speaker 3: Which, you know.
- 35:00Speaker 2: Right.
- 35:01Speaker 3: Because he's been there for, what, nine seasons or whatnot.
- 35:04Speaker 3: She's newer.
- 35:05Speaker 2: Or if Raquel, I think Raquel's super thirsty.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Maybe.
- 35:08Speaker 2: So it could be that Raquel says, I don't want
- 35:10Speaker 2: to come back ever. But I think that she will.
- 35:13Speaker 2: And I don't think that Raquel is like a Brandi
- 35:15Speaker 2: Glanville that will get things like Big Brother and Traders
- 35:19Speaker 2: and stuff. Because she was really a pretty boring, undynamic
- 35:22Speaker 2: person to watch. And when she broke up with James,
- 35:26Speaker 2: how she got on the show, she was a super fan.
- 35:27Speaker 3: That's another cast member?
- 35:28Speaker 2: Yeah, she was a super fan who... Went to DJ
- 35:31Speaker 2: James Kennedy's show, fell in love with James Kennedy.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 35:34Speaker 2: Got engaged, got to be on the show, got to
- 35:35Speaker 2: be a regular on the show.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Oh.
- 35:37Speaker 2: They broke up. Then she acted like a single girl,
- 35:39Speaker 2: but she was screwing Tom Sandoval the whole time. Oh.
- 35:42Speaker 2: But she wasn't like, funny. She's not witty.
- 35:46Speaker 4: She's not coming up with send it to Daryl sweatshirt.
- 35:50Speaker 3: No, she's not. She's not.
- 35:54Speaker 2: Like I said, she's not like a Brandi Glanville. You
- 35:56Speaker 2: know what I mean? She's just not. I don't know
- 36:00Speaker 2: why they make that so funny. I don't think that
- 36:02Speaker 2: some other person's going to snatch up this villain. I
- 36:06Speaker 2: think she'd have to. But if they stay together, if
- 36:09Speaker 2: they really are in love, Then or God forbid she's
- 36:13Speaker 2: pregnant or happiness, whatever. Then we have to accept and
- 36:18Speaker 2: embrace there's a life here. We can't be so cruel
- 36:20Speaker 2: to them.
- 36:21Speaker 5: OK.
- 36:22Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 36:23Speaker 3: So when is this whole these episodes going to air?
- 36:27Speaker 2: So that we still have episodes going on right now.
- 36:29Speaker 2: And then they're probably re-editing them to like focus more
- 36:33Speaker 2: on this and get rid of the boring shit. Cut
- 36:34Speaker 2: some manicure scenes and stuff and get to the juice. Um,
- 36:38Speaker 2: they were supposed to go on winter house, which is
- 36:40Speaker 2: like winter house is like, they take a bunch of
- 36:44Speaker 2: people from all these different shows, like Southern charm and
- 36:47Speaker 2: that are single and put them in a house in
- 36:49Speaker 2: the winter and hope that they fuck after going to
- 36:52Speaker 2: the jacuzzi.
- 36:53Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 36:54Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 36:54Speaker 2: And then, so they were going to invite the two
- 36:57Speaker 2: of them to be on it. They were about to
- 36:58Speaker 2: leave like yesterday.
- 36:59Speaker 6: Oh, wait.
- 37:00Speaker 3: Both the time. Yes.
- 37:02Speaker 2: He was going to go to.
- 37:03Speaker 3: The house in a relationship. Yeah. Oh, it's not a
- 37:06Speaker 3: single house. It's not 100% single.
- 37:08Speaker 4: It doesn't sound like a place for a person in
- 37:11Speaker 4: a nine-year relationship.
- 37:12Speaker 2: It's not. It's really not.
- 37:14Speaker 3: So he would have gotten in trouble somewhere.
- 37:15Speaker 5: Yes.
- 37:16Speaker 2: Yeah. I think so.
- 37:18Speaker 3: Okay. So they might not go now.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Now they're both not going.
- 37:21Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:22Speaker 2: Or it's been put on hold.
- 37:23Speaker 3: Okay.
- 37:24Speaker 2: And then, let me see what else I have here.
- 37:26Speaker 3: There's so many stories about them.
- 37:27Speaker 2: So they started, they were starting their sandwich restaurant.
- 37:30Speaker 3: Ariana. This is her restaurant?
- 37:32Speaker 2: And Katie. Yes, and they have this, something about her
- 37:35Speaker 2: was the name of the sandwich restaurant.
- 37:36Speaker 3: That's cute.
- 37:36Speaker 2: I have told them to change the name.
- 37:39Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 37:40Speaker 2: To The Better Haves.
- 37:43Speaker 3: I don't know about that. All right. The Better Haves.
- 37:46Speaker 3: But you get a half a sandwich. Oh, is that
- 37:50Speaker 3: their whole thing?
- 37:50Speaker 2: No, I'm making it. I think it should be half
- 37:53Speaker 2: a sandwich. Everyone's half a sandwich. Or you could have
- 37:55Speaker 2: two halves of two different sandwiches. Wouldn't you like that?
- 37:57Speaker 2: You know when you can't decide, you really can't decide
- 38:00Speaker 2: between two sandwiches? You can have a half of each.
- 38:04Speaker 2: That is a good idea.
- 38:05Speaker 3: What is unapologetically, it says unapologetically feminine and undeniably delicious.
- 38:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:14Speaker 3: So it's catering to ladies who lunch? Yeah. What is
- 38:19Speaker 3: unapologetically feminine?
- 38:21Speaker 2: I'm not going to apologize about how feminine I am.
- 38:24Speaker 2: Neither should you.
- 38:25Speaker 3: My dainty lunch. All right.
- 38:28Speaker 2: Anyway.
- 38:28Speaker 3: So they're going to call it Shaw?
- 38:30Speaker 2: No, it's. Something about her. So F-A-H is the initial.
- 38:36Speaker 3: Is it going to be Shaw for short? I think
- 38:37Speaker 3: it's like Sir. Yeah.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Sexual... What does Sir say? Oh, Sh... Sexy, unique restaurant.
- 38:43Speaker 3: I never knew that. I never knew that.
- 38:45Speaker 2: Have you seen that trend where people say, I was
- 38:50Speaker 2: this many days old when I realized what this actually
- 38:53Speaker 2: was for?
- 38:54Speaker 4: Right now, I think they'll call it Shaw, but it's
- 38:58Speaker 4: Ariana's restaurant, but Tom was part of it.
- 39:00Speaker 2: With Katie.
- 39:01Speaker 3: Oh, with Katie. So Tom's not part of it.
- 39:02Speaker 2: They were both with the Toms, and now they're both single.
- 39:06Speaker 2: Hence why I said the better halves.
- 39:07Speaker 3: Then they should call it Revenge or something.
- 39:10Speaker 2: It should be like, But then I also think in
- 39:13Speaker 2: a year or two, they're going to be with somebody else. So, like,
- 39:15Speaker 2: maybe they shouldn't make it about the Toms.
- 39:18Speaker 3: They should call it FU.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Something about her. Okay. Now, speaking of Brandi Glanville, do
- 39:26Speaker 2: you know about the story of her sexually assaulting Mara?
- 39:30Speaker 3: What? I clearly don't know. I'm so excited to tell
- 39:34Speaker 3: you the story. I know that something happened on one
- 39:36Speaker 3: of the is it Legacy?
- 39:39Speaker 2: No.
- 39:40Speaker 3: It's the girls trip.
- 39:43Speaker 2: Okay, so you know.
- 39:44Speaker 3: Something happened that one of them left, right?
- 39:46Speaker 2: So they're on an ultimate girls trip and It gets
- 39:50Speaker 2: leaked out. Oh, my God. Brandi tried to kiss Caroline Manzo.
- 39:55Speaker 3: Was that bad? Oh, girl trip, baby. Let's get some
- 40:00Speaker 3: smooching happening here.
- 40:01Speaker 2: Exactly.
- 40:02Speaker 3: Come on.
- 40:02Speaker 2: Let me just tell you, there's a lot of lesbian
- 40:05Speaker 2: light behavior going on within the franchise.
- 40:08Speaker 3: Really? Yes.
- 40:09Speaker 2: All of them?
- 40:09Speaker 3: Yes.
- 40:10Speaker 4: I am behind. I have not watched anything in so long.
- 40:13Speaker 4: I gotta, I gotta get on it. Everyone's kind of
- 40:16Speaker 4: just like smooching each other.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Yes.
- 40:18Speaker 2: And like, you know, touching each other's tits and stuff.
- 40:21Speaker 3: God, I've been wanting this for season after season.
- 40:25Speaker 2: On Potomac, they all showed each other their vaginas.
- 40:28Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 40:29Speaker 2: All lifted up and judged each other's vaginas after a
- 40:31Speaker 2: bunch of tequilas.
- 40:32Speaker 4: That reminds me of that fried green tomatoes. Remember with
- 40:36Speaker 4: Kathy Bates?
- 40:37Speaker 2: No. What part is that?
- 40:38Speaker 4: Remember when they're at her house and they're looking at
- 40:42Speaker 4: their vaginas with a mirror and she can't see hers?
- 40:45Speaker 2: No, why can't she see hers?
- 40:46Speaker 3: Because she can't see her vagina.
- 40:48Speaker 2: Oh, because she's like too heavy?
- 40:50Speaker 5: No.
- 40:50Speaker 3: You don't remember this scene?
- 40:52Speaker 4: No, I don't think I ever saw that movie. And
- 40:54Speaker 4: it was part of her getting her power back where
- 40:56Speaker 4: she was like.
- 40:56Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at my vagina.
- 40:58Speaker 4: You never saw Fried Green Tomatoes?
- 41:00Speaker 3: No. Another movie that had lesbian undertones. Oh.
- 41:04Speaker 4: But it was a series of things that led to
- 41:08Speaker 4: her wanting to.
- 41:09Speaker 2: Did you get to see her vagina at the end
- 41:11Speaker 2: or just eat a tomato?
- 41:11Speaker 3: I can't remember. You didn't eat a tomato.
- 41:14Speaker 2: What if that's what it looked like, a fried green tomato?
- 41:17Speaker 2: When she finally saw it, she's like, my vagina looks
- 41:19Speaker 2: like a fried green tomato.
- 41:21Speaker 3: I don't remember that part.
- 41:24Speaker 2: You know, I've never done that mirror thing.
- 41:27Speaker 3: No, I don't want to see what's down there.
- 41:30Speaker 2: I mean, why?
- 41:30Speaker 3: I don't know that. I joke, but I don't think
- 41:33Speaker 3: I would want to be in a group looking at
- 41:35Speaker 3: each other's vaginas.
- 41:37Speaker 2: And judging it.
- 41:38Speaker 3: Yeah. That would be horrifying, actually. Have you done that before? No.
- 41:45Speaker 3: I don't know what your friends are up to. Because
- 41:48Speaker 3: straight women are so funny like that. They're like, let
- 41:51Speaker 3: me see your boobs. Let me see your vagina.
- 41:53Speaker 2: As a straight woman, no. And I've shared rooms and
- 41:57Speaker 2: slept in the same bed. No. I have not... I've
- 42:00Speaker 2: had someone be like, look, let me show you something.
- 42:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:04Speaker 2: Or, you know, I am going to get my boobs
- 42:06Speaker 2: done and this is why.
- 42:07Speaker 3: And they show you a boob.
- 42:08Speaker 2: But then I have not been like, let me touch
- 42:09Speaker 2: your boobs, let me touch your boobs or anything. Okay,
- 42:11Speaker 2: so this gets into boob touching.
- 42:14Speaker 3: Okay.
- 42:14Speaker 2: So, the story gets out. Brandi Glanville tries to kiss
- 42:18Speaker 2: Caroline Manzo. Then Caroline goes to the bathroom.
- 42:22Speaker 3: That doesn't seem like the person to try and kiss, though.
- 42:24Speaker 5: I know.
- 42:25Speaker 2: I know.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Of all the people.
- 42:27Speaker 2: Of all the lesbians. Okay, so... I mean, married for
- 42:30Speaker 2: like 35 years and a grandma.
- 42:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 42:32Speaker 2: So she goes into the bathroom with a couple other
- 42:35Speaker 2: girls and Brandy allegedly pushes her against the wall and
- 42:39Speaker 2: touches her chest and her genitals.
- 42:42Speaker 3: Oh.
- 42:42Speaker 2: Into which then Caroline is very uncomfortable and this other woman,
- 42:46Speaker 2: Alex McCord, unlocks the door and releases her.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Okay.
- 42:51Speaker 2: And she then is very upset and she leaves the
- 42:54Speaker 2: next day or Brandy leaves first and then she leaves
- 42:56Speaker 2: the next day. Okay. So now Brandy's not having it.
- 43:00Speaker 3: But no one's seen this footage.
- 43:01Speaker 2: No one sees the footage, but they said there's audio
- 43:04Speaker 2: because they had mics on.
- 43:05Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
- 43:06Speaker 2: And all the fans get involved and they're like, if
- 43:08Speaker 2: this was a man who did this, Brandy would be
- 43:11Speaker 2: arrested for sexual assault. And other people are like, what
- 43:13Speaker 2: did you expect with Brandy?
- 43:14Speaker 3: Like, she's drunk and.
- 43:16Speaker 2: She is an out bisexual. She came on my show
- 43:19Speaker 2: and she's like, I've absolutely been in relationships with girls
- 43:22Speaker 2: and stuff. And she does take things too far. She's
- 43:24Speaker 2: thrown a drink and people's faces. She slapped Lisa Vanderpump
- 43:29Speaker 2: in a fun way. She takes it too far because
- 43:31Speaker 2: she's a boozer.
- 43:32Speaker 3: Okay.
- 43:32Speaker 2: So now Brandi Glanville's lawyer demands that the studio execs
- 43:36Speaker 2: release the harassment audio.
- 43:38Speaker 3: She wants it released.
- 43:39Speaker 2: Yes, because she said the video will reveal that Brandi
- 43:41Speaker 2: did not sexually harass Caroline. Caroline Manzo claims that Glanville
- 43:46Speaker 2: touched her breast and genital area without her consent while
- 43:50Speaker 2: they were off camera and on the set of the
- 43:52Speaker 2: Moroccan Ultimate Girls trip. Her lawyer, Brandi's lawyer, is saying
- 43:56Speaker 2: it's unacceptable that the production company, Shed Media and Warner Brothers,
- 44:00Speaker 2: would let such a narrative take off in the media
- 44:03Speaker 2: when it's damaging to Brandi Glanville's reputation so much. Well,
- 44:07Speaker 2: I don't think it's really damaging to her reputation. I
- 44:09Speaker 2: think it's pretty typical to her behavior. That's why it's
- 44:12Speaker 2: very believable. Claiming that it was just cynical ploys for ratings.
- 44:17Speaker 2: Caroline Manzo and Glanville have been saying for weeks that
- 44:20Speaker 2: releasing the audio would prove they're separate versions of events.
- 44:22Speaker 2: They both want the audio.
- 44:24Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Release it.
- 44:26Speaker 2: Release the tapes.
- 44:27Speaker 3: Release the tapes.
- 44:29Speaker 2: The letter also says that the Real Housewives of New
- 44:31Speaker 2: Jersey star, who is Caroline Manzo, did nothing to discourage
- 44:34Speaker 2: Glanville from touching her and was outspoken about her liberal
- 44:39Speaker 2: views on sex.
- 44:40Speaker 3: Okay.
- 44:41Speaker 2: And even offered, wait, hold on.
- 44:44Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 44:45Speaker 2: I have to find the right page. She even offered
- 44:47Speaker 2: to allow her castmates to touch her breasts to confirm
- 44:51Speaker 2: they weren't implants. So Caroline said, touch my boobs. They're
- 44:54Speaker 2: not implants. Apparently, Manzo was asked if she was OK,
- 44:58Speaker 2: and she gave a thumbs up, then told the girls
- 45:00Speaker 2: at the table that she had never kissed a girl
- 45:03Speaker 2: back until now. So she kissed. So now the story
- 45:06Speaker 2: is that she was fine with the kiss.
- 45:08Speaker 5: OK.
- 45:09Speaker 2: Wasn't freaked out by Brandy.
- 45:11Speaker 3: But then something turned at some point.
- 45:13Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 45:13Speaker 2: So Brandy is denying all the work I'm doing.
- 45:15Speaker 3: But we don't know where the turn happened.
- 45:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 45:18Speaker 3: That's why we need to release the tapes.
- 45:19Speaker 2: I think the turn could have been, I've been on
- 45:21Speaker 2: this trip for six days.
- 45:23Speaker 3: And I want to go home.
- 45:24Speaker 2: And I want to go home.
- 45:25Speaker 3: I want to take off this mic. And it did
- 45:28Speaker 3: create a lot to talk about.
- 45:31Speaker 2: I didn't like this. And I'm tired. And I'm annoyed.
- 45:34Speaker 2: And she's like a little fly that kept touching me.
- 45:36Speaker 2: And I just want out.
- 45:37Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 45:38Speaker 3: And.
- 45:39Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 45:40Speaker 3: There could be somewhere in the middle between the two stories, maybe. Maybe.
- 45:43Speaker 2: But it definitely makes you want to watch this season.
- 45:46Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 45:46Speaker 2: Breaking news. We just got the photo that TMZ has released, right?
- 45:51Speaker 2: This is TMZ, of Raquel's eye that's supposedly caused by
- 45:58Speaker 2: Sheena Shea. In my opinion, it is not bad. It
- 46:03Speaker 2: does look like a scratch, like a nail scratch up
- 46:06Speaker 2: on the first part of the brow.
- 46:07Speaker 3: I can't tell if her eyes got a little bruising
- 46:09Speaker 3: there or no.
- 46:11Speaker 2: I think there is a little bruising. She also has
- 46:12Speaker 2: not a speckle of makeup on. So everyone always has
- 46:16Speaker 2: a little bit of dark circle around. But there's definitely
- 46:18Speaker 2: a cut.
- 46:19Speaker 3: Contact for sure.
- 46:20Speaker 2: There's definitely contact and a scratch. Okay. Raquel is saying
- 46:23Speaker 2: that probably added to getting her restraining order that Sheena
- 46:27Speaker 2: had threatened to do it again allegedly. And that's probably
- 46:30Speaker 2: what got her the temporary restraining. They have big nails.
- 46:34Speaker 2: They all have nails. But I have to say, fake nails,
- 46:39Speaker 2: like mine, are actually not that sharp.
- 46:41Speaker 3: Really?
- 46:42Speaker 2: Because, like, look.
- 46:45Speaker 3: They scratch real nice, though.
- 46:46Speaker 2: They scratch, but they're not, like, sharp like a real nail.
- 46:48Speaker 3: What's going on with my girl's trip? Scratch each other's backs.
- 46:52Speaker 2: Well, thanks for sending me this.
- 46:54Speaker 3: Okay, let's go back to our- That was some This
- 46:57Speaker 3: Just In news.
- 46:57Speaker 2: That was some breaking, breaking, breaking news. Anyway, so we'll see.
- 47:02Speaker 2: We'll see with Caroline and Brandy.
- 47:03Speaker 3: We'll see how it unfolds. They got to release those tapes.
- 47:05Speaker 2: We found out how much Jen Shaw makes.
- 47:08Speaker 3: On the show? Yes. Or in general?
- 47:10Speaker 2: She's in prison now, Jen Shaw.
- 47:12Speaker 3: I saw that.
- 47:13Speaker 2: So it got revealed that because they're trying to get
- 47:16Speaker 2: money for all the victims that she took. And she
- 47:19Speaker 2: makes $ 480, 000 a season.
- 47:22Speaker 1: Okay.
- 47:23Speaker 2: And that's her season three salary. But I mean, we also,
- 47:28Speaker 2: I know that they keep making more each year. Right.
- 47:31Speaker 2: That's why they get rid of the OGs. Once they
- 47:33Speaker 2: get to like a million, they're like, we've had enough
- 47:35Speaker 2: of you.
- 47:36Speaker 3: But also those women make most of their money off
- 47:38Speaker 3: of endorsements.
- 47:40Speaker 2: Hopefully they do. They have to be really smart about it. Also,
- 47:44Speaker 2: they make it like, you know, how much you can
- 47:46Speaker 2: showcase your thing.
- 47:48Speaker 4: I mean, I know when that rule started, as soon
- 47:51Speaker 4: as Teddy's husband, they brought that on Beverly Hills.
- 47:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 47:56Speaker 4: They brought the big bus with the alarm companies. The
- 48:03Speaker 4: whole bus was wrapped in it. That's when I was like,
- 48:06Speaker 4: this has gone too far.
- 48:08Speaker 3: I mean, Kyle would always wear the agency hat.
- 48:10Speaker 2: I mean, that's a smart thing. Whatever your business is,
- 48:12Speaker 2: get a bunch of merch and just be wearing that
- 48:15Speaker 2: in every scene.
- 48:15Speaker 3: And they're constantly wearing the agency hats and shirts.
- 48:18Speaker 6: So I know that they were like, well, if they're
- 48:19Speaker 6: doing it, but when a bus, or I don't know
- 48:22Speaker 6: if it was a bus or a big RV, but
- 48:25Speaker 6: it was so big that I remember people going, okay,
- 48:30Speaker 6: this has gone a little too far now.
- 48:33Speaker 3: So I think that's when they start making the rule.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Well, everybody does. Like on Real Housewives of Miami, Leah
- 48:40Speaker 2: Black is not on it anymore, but she's friends with
- 48:44Speaker 2: this girl, Lisa, whose husband is this plastic surgeon who's
- 48:47Speaker 2: leaving her.
- 48:48Speaker 3: Okay.
- 48:48Speaker 2: And she's like, let's talk and let me give you
- 48:51Speaker 2: some advice of how to do well in this divorce.
- 48:54Speaker 2: But she was smart. She's like, come to my office.
- 48:56Speaker 2: And they sat down and all of Leah's products were there.
- 48:59Speaker 2: You're dumb if you don't. I mean, I'm going to
- 49:02Speaker 2: go beyond the show. Like, I better, you know.
- 49:04Speaker 3: You used to tell people you need a product. You
- 49:06Speaker 3: got to sell something.
- 49:07Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm a real housewife consultant. I've been trying to.
- 49:10Speaker 3: Tell people for years. You're a businesswoman. Send it to Daryl.
- 49:19Speaker 2: So, okay, so anyway, you make more each season. Right. Now, meanwhile,
- 49:26Speaker 2: this is from page six. Andy Cohen apparently dissed Jill
- 49:32Speaker 2: Zarin and she didn't like it.
- 49:33Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 49:33Speaker 2: So Jill Zarin, they were going to do a legacy,
- 49:36Speaker 2: which is like all the best New York people. Lou Anne, She, Sonya, Dorinda,
- 49:42Speaker 2: Kelly Bessamone. Anyway, they couldn't settle on, they couldn't, apparently,
- 49:48Speaker 2: the money was so bad.
- 49:49Speaker 3: Just do it, though.
- 49:51Speaker 4: You gotta just do it. You're not doing these shows
- 49:54Speaker 4: for money. It opens your world back up to all
- 49:57Speaker 4: the other opportunities.
- 49:59Speaker 3: Don't you think?
- 50:00Speaker 2: I do. But I also think like the real, the
- 50:02Speaker 2: reality of it is they want, they expect a lot
- 50:05Speaker 2: of you. And she does, she does live in Florida. Oh,
- 50:08Speaker 2: and so it's like, I didn't have to live in
- 50:10Speaker 2: New York and it's, I think everybody just should do
- 50:13Speaker 2: the ultimate girl trip thing and try to finger each other.
- 50:16Speaker 3: That's just like, what, two weeks?
- 50:18Speaker 2: It's one week done. One week, one finger, one tit,
- 50:21Speaker 2: and just move on. I get why these women, after
- 50:25Speaker 2: a certain point in life, do not want the cameras
- 50:27Speaker 2: following them forever for five months long.
- 50:30Speaker 3: Then you're either in or out.
- 50:31Speaker 4: You're either in or out, but trying to get more
- 50:33Speaker 4: money out of these shows, I think is like, yeah, exactly.
- 50:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 50:37Speaker 2: It's just who cares.
- 50:38Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:39Speaker 2: I'm going to move on. I'm going to move on
- 50:40Speaker 2: to this story. I'm done with Housewives right now. Okay.
- 50:43Speaker 2: This is one of my worst nightmares. You've seen, have
- 50:46Speaker 2: you ever seen the movie Open Waters?
- 50:48Speaker 3: I mean, yes. Nightmare.
- 50:51Speaker 2: So this couple went snorkeling.
- 50:54Speaker 3: You lost me at snorkeling.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Where were they?
- 50:57Speaker 3: Maui.
- 50:58Speaker 2: Maui. And all of a sudden they see the boat.
- 51:03Speaker 3: No.
- 51:04Speaker 2: And they see they're swimming and they're like, Why are
- 51:07Speaker 2: we not getting any closer to the boat? Is the
- 51:09Speaker 2: boat going further away? The boat left them while they're
- 51:15Speaker 2: snorkeling and they're like, oh my God, what are we
- 51:19Speaker 2: going to do? So the good news is they weren't
- 51:21Speaker 2: that far from the shore. However, they didn't want to
- 51:24Speaker 2: go to the shore because it was like rocks and
- 51:26Speaker 2: coral and like, but they're like, we better go because
- 51:29Speaker 2: they're not coming back. Once they got to the shore,
- 51:31Speaker 2: they found someone who lived there. who then, like, helped them.
- 51:34Speaker 3: Okay.
- 51:35Speaker 2: But, I mean, it could have been so much worse.
- 51:37Speaker 2: And so, of course, the place didn't count right or whatever.
- 51:40Speaker 2: They were just, they were, yeah, it's my worst nightmare.
- 51:44Speaker 3: I mean, anytime you go on these trips, there's all
- 51:47Speaker 3: these excursions, and the rules are just different, you know?
- 51:51Speaker 2: I think I'm done with excursions.
- 51:53Speaker 4: I've never been on excursions. Well, Jax and I went
- 51:56Speaker 4: on a couple of trips once, and the people that
- 51:58Speaker 4: we were with were always like, do you guys want
- 52:01Speaker 4: to go snorkeling?
- 52:01Speaker 2: We were like, no.
- 52:02Speaker 4: They were like, do you want to go on a
- 52:04Speaker 4: tour of a coffee plant?
- 52:07Speaker 3: We're like, no. They're like, do you want to go
- 52:10Speaker 3: paddle boarding?
- 52:10Speaker 2: And we're like, God, no.
- 52:12Speaker 3: Like, we said no to everything. They go, what do
- 52:15Speaker 3: you want to do? We're like, drink by the pool.
- 52:17Speaker 2: We have a cabana, like, for every day. Yeah, I
- 52:22Speaker 2: do do that stuff because Peter's kind of adventurous.
- 52:25Speaker 3: When you have kids.
- 52:26Speaker 2: And then I also felt like, well, I don't want
- 52:28Speaker 2: to just, you know, But when I was younger, the
- 52:32Speaker 2: first time we went to Hawaii, I was 12. We
- 52:34Speaker 2: really never wanted vacations. That was, like, one of the
- 52:36Speaker 2: only trips my dad took me on. So Shannon was, like, 14.
- 52:39Speaker 3: I was 12.
- 52:40Speaker 2: And we went during Christmas. And my dad was so into, like,
- 52:44Speaker 2: this trip that, like, every day we'd have to get
- 52:47Speaker 2: up and, like, go to the Polynesian Cultural Center every
- 52:49Speaker 2: And then like, and one time we went to try
- 52:51Speaker 2: to go to like Pearl Harbor or something, but like
- 52:54Speaker 2: my dad was confused and then like he was yelling
- 52:56Speaker 2: at my mom. And so it took two days for
- 52:58Speaker 2: us to actually go.
- 52:59Speaker 3: Oh my God.
- 52:59Speaker 2: So we lost two days of that.
- 53:01Speaker 3: Right.
- 53:01Speaker 2: And then only on actual Christmas did we get to
- 53:06Speaker 2: just hang out by the beautiful pool and beach of
- 53:08Speaker 2: her thing. And I remember I said, when I'm an adult,
- 53:13Speaker 2: I'm going to enjoy the hotel I'm at.
- 53:15Speaker 3: I'm going to enjoy this pool. I'm going to enjoy
- 53:17Speaker 3: this pool.
- 53:18Speaker 2: I like, So then through the years, we would do
- 53:21Speaker 2: a few things. But now more and more, I'm like,
- 53:24Speaker 2: I'm not leaving the resort.
- 53:26Speaker 4: Well, on that trip that we finally gave in, they go,
- 53:29Speaker 4: what about a sunset cruise? It's always a sunset cruise.
- 53:31Speaker 4: We go, fine, we'll do a sunset cruise. But you'll
- 53:33Speaker 4: lose the whole day. But we walked through the jungle
- 53:36Speaker 4: to get to this boat. And it's a guy that's like,
- 53:38Speaker 4: he just pulled his boat up from wherever. There's no
- 53:41Speaker 4: license here.
- 53:43Speaker 3: He's drinking a beer.
- 53:44Speaker 2: Wait, what city?
- 53:45Speaker 4: This is Costa Rica. He's drinking a beer. So he starts,
- 53:49Speaker 4: they go all across to the island or something. There's
- 53:52Speaker 4: a hard rock and a casino. We'll go, that's where
- 53:56Speaker 4: everybody goes. It's so fun.
- 53:57Speaker 3: We're like, all right. He starts, he's drinking a beer
- 54:00Speaker 3: and driving us in this boat. And Jack says, I
- 54:05Speaker 3: think we should put our phone like in a Ziploc
- 54:06Speaker 3: bag or something. She's very prepared. I go, okay. And
- 54:09Speaker 3: we start going and the waves just go in our
- 54:13Speaker 3: face for 30 minutes. We are getting crazy.
- 54:16Speaker 4: Like, imagine me with a spray gun just shooting you
- 54:19Speaker 4: in the face with water pressure.
- 54:22Speaker 3: It was that for 30 minutes. And I just wish
- 54:25Speaker 3: that we could have been on video because.
- 54:26Speaker 2: We're like, this is the worst cruise of our life.
- 54:29Speaker 3: And we get to the island. There's no hard rock.
- 54:31Speaker 2: How many other people are on this cruise?
- 54:32Speaker 3: There's four of us. Us and the other couple.
- 54:35Speaker 4: And this guy drinking a beer who's telling us about
- 54:38Speaker 4: liking a girl that's too.
- 54:40Speaker 3: Young, an American. We're like, no, no, no. None of this. Please.
- 54:45Speaker 3: And we landed at the island. There's no Hard Rock Casino.
- 54:48Speaker 4: There's a sign that says Hard Rock Casino coming, and
- 54:52Speaker 4: it was like two years prior.
- 54:54Speaker 3: And there was nothing there. There was a couple of
- 54:57Speaker 3: beach bars, and we got a drink and then went
- 55:00Speaker 3: back on this boat. This guy went and got more hammered.
- 55:03Speaker 2: How much did it cost?
- 55:04Speaker 3: I don't remember.
- 55:06Speaker 4: But this guy went and got more hammered while we
- 55:08Speaker 4: had a drink. Took us back on the boat. Then
- 55:10Speaker 4: it was pitch dark when we got back. And then
- 55:12Speaker 4: we had to go through a literal jungle back to
- 55:15Speaker 4: our hotel. Like, stepping over scorpions. Like, monkeys in the trees.
- 55:20Speaker 2: Like, angry yelling at us.
- 55:22Speaker 3: It was a nightmare.
- 55:24Speaker 2: And then you get back to the beautiful resort. You're like,
- 55:26Speaker 2: why did we leave the resort?
- 55:27Speaker 3: Why would we do excursions?
- 55:29Speaker 2: Why leave the resort?
- 55:30Speaker 3: Exactly.
- 55:30Speaker 2: That's what I always say about Mexico, too. Like, I'm like,
- 55:32Speaker 2: I don't want to get into a van.
- 55:34Speaker 3: I'll do a jet ski. I like a jet ski.
- 55:36Speaker 2: That's right there. Who cares? That's easy. Yeah.
- 55:38Speaker 4: We finally gave in to the paddle boards. The wave
- 55:41Speaker 4: knocked the paddle board into my hip. I've had a
- 55:43Speaker 4: bad hip since.
- 55:49Speaker 3: I don't know. That or being, you know, too sedentary.
- 55:52Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
- 55:53Speaker 2: But it's definitely, yeah.
- 55:55Speaker 3: I agree.
- 55:55Speaker 2: Well, this is a story to keep you going.
- 55:57Speaker 3: Well, that story is my nightmare. Yeah.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Have you ever played a Ouija board?
- 56:02Speaker 3: For sure. When I was younger, that was like the
- 56:04Speaker 3: thing to do.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Well, according to this, Hollywood Unlocked, 28 girls were hospitalized
- 56:10Speaker 2: with anxiety after playing with a Ouija board at an
- 56:14Speaker 2: after school club in Columbia.
- 56:16Speaker 3: Whoa. So.
- 56:18Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to you have to be prepared to
- 56:21Speaker 4: go on that ride if you're summoning up spirits.
- 56:24Speaker 2: So a lot of the comments were like, you know,
- 56:28Speaker 2: don't fuck with the spirits. Right. And they're like, this
- 56:31Speaker 2: one person said, you know, when psychics and stuff say
- 56:35Speaker 2: they're like talking to your dead ones and they're like
- 56:37Speaker 2: really accurate, they said they're not talking to your dead ones.
- 56:40Speaker 2: They're talking to familiar spirits. that are, like, there's spirits
- 56:45Speaker 2: that are, like, been watching part of these people, and
- 56:48Speaker 2: they know what's happening, but it's not necessarily talking to
- 56:52Speaker 2: the dead.
- 56:52Speaker 3: Interesting.
- 56:53Speaker 2: But I always remember doing that thing where you'd feel it, like,
- 56:56Speaker 2: almost magnetic.
- 56:57Speaker 3: Yeah, but, like, as a group, I feel like you're
- 57:00Speaker 3: kind of, like, making it, you know, like, your hands
- 57:03Speaker 3: are just kind of going. But it does, sometimes it
- 57:04Speaker 3: does spell stuff out.
- 57:06Speaker 2: But, I mean, it is just, like, a Hasbro board, right?
- 57:08Speaker 3: Yeah, it is a game.
- 57:10Speaker 2: But, you know.
- 57:12Speaker 3: The thought is that you're all there with the intentions
- 57:14Speaker 3: of something.
- 57:15Speaker 2: Right, like a slumber party.
- 57:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 57:17Speaker 3: But I guess they got scared.
- 57:19Speaker 2: There was something that we would.
- 57:20Speaker 3: Hospitalization seems like a lot, but I don't know what
- 57:23Speaker 3: they summoned.
- 57:23Speaker 2: It could be a little dramatic. But I think that, like,
- 57:25Speaker 2: what about, like, there was some chant that we used
- 57:29Speaker 2: to say at a slumber party.
- 57:31Speaker 3: Oh, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. That's when you
- 57:34Speaker 3: try to lift someone up. Oh, stiff as a feather.
- 57:36Speaker 3: Light as a feather, stiff as a board. And you
- 57:38Speaker 3: try to lift them up.
- 57:40Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you ever do that?
- 57:42Speaker 3: Lies a feather stiff as a board. That was the thing.
- 57:44Speaker 2: Did you ever get.
- 57:44Speaker 3: Yeah, we tried it. I don't remember if it worked.
- 57:48Speaker 2: But, you know, we always used to... And then you're
- 57:50Speaker 2: always supposed to lift them with just fingers.
- 57:51Speaker 3: You're supposed to, yeah, just put your fingers under... Yeah,
- 57:53Speaker 3: and they're supposed to, like, raise the person.
- 57:54Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 57:56Speaker 3: We were always looking for ways to be scared.
- 57:58Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 57:59Speaker 2: And there was something like look in the mirror and.
- 58:02Speaker 3: Candyman or whatever? Is that Candyman?
- 58:06Speaker 2: Moving on. Did you know that Avril Lavigne is dating Tyga?
- 58:08Speaker 3: I saw that on Twitter the other day.
- 58:12Speaker 2: This is like such a one degree of separation.
- 58:16Speaker 3: Really?
- 58:16Speaker 2: Between them and the cart. So, you know, Tyga was
- 58:20Speaker 2: with Blac Chyna, has a baby with Blac Chyna.
- 58:22Speaker 3: Okay.
- 58:24Speaker 2: Then he got with Kylie.
- 58:26Speaker 3: Oh.
- 58:26Speaker 2: Then Blac Chyna had a baby with Rob Kardashian. At
- 58:31Speaker 2: one time, Avril Lavigne was dating Brody Jenner.
- 58:36Speaker 3: Okay.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Then somehow she.
- 58:40Speaker 3: did.
- 58:40Speaker 2: Something with Travis Barker. She was like in his band
- 58:43Speaker 2: or his protege or something.
- 58:44Speaker 3: Okay.
- 58:45Speaker 2: Anyway, it's just a very.
- 58:47Speaker 3: The worlds are just colliding. But.
- 58:49Speaker 2: But.
- 58:50Speaker 4: It's a big family, you know. Somebody's dated somebody who's
- 58:53Speaker 4: dated somebody.
- 58:54Speaker 2: I mean, it's a weird matching.
- 58:56Speaker 3: It is a weird matching.
- 58:57Speaker 2: I would not have... And then there's a rumor that
- 58:59Speaker 2: he has no money and she does and that's why
- 59:02Speaker 2: he's after her.
- 59:02Speaker 3: Oh, allegedly.
- 59:03Speaker 2: Allegedly. A rumor allegedly. So Adidas could be forced to
- 59:07Speaker 2: literally burn up to $ 500 million worth of unsold apparel
- 59:12Speaker 2: from its Yeezys line.
- 59:12Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, that's a lot of... So I was like, wait, what.
- 59:15Speaker 2: Are these Yeezys looking like? Are they the nurse shoes,
- 59:18Speaker 2: or are they the alien shoes? So I looked them up.
- 59:20Speaker 3: They're the ones that look like Crocs.
- 59:21Speaker 2: They're the alien shoes.
- 59:22Speaker 3: The alien Crocs shoes, kind of.
- 59:24Speaker 2: So then I looked them up, and I go, well,
- 59:26Speaker 2: how much are they going for right now? They are
- 59:28Speaker 2: so ugly. I mean, this really is like the emperor
- 59:32Speaker 2: has no clothes. People are finally realizing how fucking ugly
- 59:35Speaker 2: it was. How much are they going for? You can
- 59:39Speaker 2: get them now on Amazon and stuff.
- 59:42Speaker 3: For like $ 500. Whoa, what were they before?
- 59:44Speaker 2: I guess like $ 800.
- 59:45Speaker 3: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 59:46Speaker 2: Do you imagine?
- 59:47Speaker 3: That's so expensive.
- 59:48Speaker 2: Do you imagine spending that money?
- 59:49Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever spent that much on anything.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Meanwhile, this guy, he likes to wear heels. And he
- 59:57Speaker 2: is a heterosexual man, but he wears heels and skirts
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: to the office. And he's been doing it for years.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: And he loves it.
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: I saw him a couple years ago pop up.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: You did?
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: I think he shines every couple years.
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: First of all, he looks really good.
- 1:00:13Speaker 4: Honestly, I think I've seen this guy in Palm Springs.
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: And he has the greatest legs of anyone I've ever seen.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Okay, well, he's in Texas.
- 1:00:21Speaker 3: Oh, he's American. I think I've seen him in Palm Springs.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: And he just wears like a skirt?
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: He was wearing... You can't not see him because he's
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: so fit. He's like the fittest guy. His legs are gorgeous.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: His legs are banging.
- 1:00:35Speaker 4: And he wears a very tight... He was wearing a
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: very tight fitting dress. But he is bald. It's not
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: like a wig. So you just notice him because he's so.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: And he wears like a man's like jacket and tie
- 1:00:50Speaker 2: and shirt and then just wears like a really great
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: fitted skirt and heel.
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: If he's never been to Palm Springs, then I saw
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: someone else who's.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: Stealing his look.
- 1:00:59Speaker 2: So he said his wife doesn't mind and that his
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: closet is 50% women's clothing and that he's been doing
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: this for the past five years at his robotic engineering job.
- 1:01:08Speaker 2: How I dress is not about my sexuality. I receive
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: backlash from the LGBTQ plus community, but my wife supports me.
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: He wore heels. And he dances around. Oh, he did
- 1:01:18Speaker 2: wear heels. And he would dance around his room in
- 1:01:20Speaker 2: college with his girlfriend. But never out of the house.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: And now he just loves it. He says high heels
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: give the illusion of confidence. Also better calves. That's me
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: saying that. Which he enjoyed, regardless of gender or sexuality.
- 1:01:32Speaker 2: And his wife, she didn't want to be named. But
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: she supports him.
- 1:01:36Speaker 3: Listen, if she's okay with it. She doesn't want to.
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: Be named or photographed. But she gives him a lot
- 1:01:41Speaker 2: of support.
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: Listen, if she supports it, then, you know.
- 1:01:45Speaker 2: I just think it would be hard because if like
- 1:01:47Speaker 2: your husband just looked so much better in a skin
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: tight skirt than you.
- 1:01:52Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be tough.
- 1:01:53Speaker 2: That would be.
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: Now I want to know if that guy I saw
- 1:01:55Speaker 4: was him or is that another guy that looks just
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: like him?
- 1:01:58Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 1:02:00Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a lot of guys that look like
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: him that look good in the skirt.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: Maybe, yeah.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: Meanwhile, look at this. Talk about ugly clothes. Okay.
- 1:02:08Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: This sweater from Nordstrom. It was $ 620. Now you can
- 1:02:12Speaker 2: get it for $ 372. That's a steal. And it's all
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: those holes. Have you seen people with those holes? Yeah.
- 1:02:15Speaker 3: It is so ugly and ridiculous.
- 1:02:22Speaker 2: So lame.
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: People buy expensive shoes that are purposely dirty.
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Oh, the Golden Goose? I mean, I don't... I think
- 1:02:28Speaker 2: those are on their way out. Oh, are they? I
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: think people are starting to realize.
- 1:02:31Speaker 3: They're expensive.
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: I had a friend that was like, you've got to
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: buy the Golden Goose for when you go on stage.
- 1:02:36Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can't. Yeah.
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: Because they're just like.
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: If you want to buy $ 700 shoes, I would rather
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: buy a cute Gucci that's white and I like the little.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: You know, like a clean Gucci sneaker.
- 1:02:47Speaker 2: Yeah, like a clean Gucci sneaker. Like, why would I
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: get like a dirty thing?
- 1:02:51Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: Okay. I'm like, look at this.
- 1:02:54Speaker 3: Well, that's probably maybe that's why they're having to put
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: it on sale.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: Maybe this one's $ 516.
- 1:02:58Speaker 3: Some people can rock that look, but not everybody.
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: Now, I don't know if this is real or not.
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: Okay. But it's this guy running this like broke some record.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: And but he has a woman's ass. It's incredible. And
- 1:03:16Speaker 2: I read the comments and I cannot figure out if
- 1:03:18Speaker 2: this is real or not.
- 1:03:19Speaker 3: Uh-huh. If this was a Photoshop thing?
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: Well, yes, because he's wearing an outfit that's not a
- 1:03:25Speaker 2: normal running outfit.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Yeah, he has on like a belt.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: He has a belt on.
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: And most people don't run.
- 1:03:31Speaker 2: But it is the most womanly ass you have ever seen.
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: So I'm reading the comments and they're like, I think
- 1:03:37Speaker 2: this is fake.
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: But I don't think it's fake.
- 1:03:40Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: What do you think? You do think it's a fake ass.
- 1:03:45Speaker 3: But like, well, it does look, this part does look
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: different than that.
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: I just don't think there's anything crazier than a man
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: that has like a complete woman's ass.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: Well, if he can run that fast.
- 1:03:57Speaker 2: One time I was at a.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: Not holding them back.
- 1:03:59Speaker 2: One time I was at an open house and my,
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: when my mom and I were both realtors, right? So
- 1:04:03Speaker 2: we had like, we were like, we'll send people back
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: and forth. We had two listings like on the same street.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: So my mom calls me and she's crying, laughing. And
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: she's like, I'm sending you over this couple that might
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: be interested in the house. She goes, he has a
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: woman's ass. And it's like nothing I've ever seen.
- 1:04:23Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. So then they come in.
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, hi.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: You could go out the backyard. The guy starts walking
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: up the steps in the backyard. I'm staring at this
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: woman's ass on a man's body. I'm crying so hard.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I'm like, why would you give me a heads up?
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: That's such a random call to make. Heather, I just
- 1:04:41Speaker 3: want to give you a heads up. You're like, what?
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: It's a better ass than I've got. I got no butt.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: I have no butt either. The flat asses are coming
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: back in.
- 1:04:53Speaker 3: They are? Thank God, because I have not ever had one.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: Okay, wait, I'm going to go to this one. The
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: royal family didn't come to Princess Little Bit's christening despite
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: the invite from Meghan and Harry. Well, now I'm not
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: that surprised about that.
- 1:05:08Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't that different. Oh, wait. Did that happen recently?
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: Yeah, it just happened.
- 1:05:13Speaker 3: Okay. I mean, he's on the outs with the family, right?
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: Well, also, they invited them, but there are 20 to
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: 30 guests, and they want their children to have a
- 1:05:22Speaker 2: relationship with the royal family. Okay, so you're inviting them
- 1:05:24Speaker 2: to the christening. Obviously, they're not going to get on
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: a plane and come over here and be like, what
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: have you been up.
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: To, Harry? Right. As he's been on this major press
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: tour about their family.
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: I think they just wanted to get the news out
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: that they invited him. And knowing that they didn't come.
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: I wonder if Harry is going to go to his
- 1:05:41Speaker 3: dad's coronation.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: So they've been invited.
- 1:05:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: But there's been no definite they're coming or not.
- 1:05:48Speaker 3: Because it also falls on Archie's birthday.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: Can you imagine if they're like, sorry, we rented the
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: bounce house. In Santa Barbara. We can't go. And we
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: can't get our deposit back. So we're going to miss
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: Grandpa's coronation.
- 1:06:04Speaker 3: If he goes, then he's trying to mend some fences.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:06:09Speaker 4: And stay within the royal family and not have that
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: totally taken away from him. But if he doesn't go,
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: I feel like that could be the final nail in
- 1:06:18Speaker 4: that royal.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: I think it comes down to Megan.
- 1:06:20Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: 100% they're going.
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: You think so? 100% they are going.
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: And they're going to want them to go because by
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: them going, that's that many more people that are interested
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: to read about it, watch the body language, all of it.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: And I think everybody will be very cordial knowing that
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: they're being watched. They'll be like, oh, hello, little bit,
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: you know, like some little thing. And, you know, and
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: so all the stuff that's in front of cameras will
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: be like pleasant niceties.
- 1:06:51Speaker 3: And then, you know, screaming later. Yeah.
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: Or then afterwards, it's like.
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: All right. Bye, you guys.
- 1:06:57Speaker 2: Right. Like, oh, you're not going to go to the
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: after party?
- 1:07:00Speaker 3: No. Little Louie.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Yeah. Or Little Louie has, you know, something.
- 1:07:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: But it was great seeing you guys and take care
- 1:07:07Speaker 2: and goodbye. Like something.
- 1:07:09Speaker 3: Because don't you think he, even though he's kind of talking,
- 1:07:13Speaker 3: he still kind of wants one foot in that world, right?
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: I mean, the role of the world. I mean, I
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: definitely think he does. But he's supposedly, you know, supposed
- 1:07:22Speaker 2: to write another book.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: Oh, really?
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Wow. And then, like, Spencer Pratt, like, thinks that this book, like,
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: he put it out there to be, like, a warning. Like,
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: you better be nice to me because this isn't even
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: half of what I could really share.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: Oh, interesting. I don't know.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: And look how many people read this one that wasn't
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: even that juicy.
- 1:07:37Speaker 3: A lot of people did read that one.
- 1:07:40Speaker 2: I think that they will absolutely go.
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: And she's working on her outfits right now.
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: That's my prediction.
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: There you go.
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: So the Powerball winner.
- 1:07:50Speaker 3: I saw that.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Bought this fancy home. He bought a $ 25. 5 million house
- 1:07:56Speaker 2: in the Hollywood Hills. He bought the thing in like
- 1:08:00Speaker 2: Altadena or something is where he bought the ticket.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: So I assume that's kind of where he lived, which
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: is like, you know, just like a middle class neighborhood.
- 1:08:07Speaker 2: And he chose to collect the lump sum of $ 997. 6 million.
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: So just under a billion. And so the match is
- 1:08:15Speaker 2: only 3% of his earnings. And it's the most expensive
- 1:08:19Speaker 2: purchase of this year in the hills.
- 1:08:22Speaker 3: Is that a sign that they're about to blow a
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: lot of money? I mean, it is a lot of money, though.
- 1:08:29Speaker 2: I would buy a brand new Dunn house, too.
- 1:08:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: But I mean, I think you got to spend it
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: right now before you die.
- 1:08:37Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:08:37Speaker 2: Because they could be older. These people always die or
- 1:08:41Speaker 2: their family comes after them and makes their life miserable.
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: Were they anonymous?
- 1:08:45Speaker 2: No, we know who he is now.
- 1:08:48Speaker 3: God, I would want to be anonymous because it just
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: seems to invite so much trouble into your life.
- 1:08:52Speaker 2: Oh, I know. I think a lot of people do.
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: That's why it's like.
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: I mean, just see... Suddenly, everyone knows... You always hear
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: those stories. Everyone's calling you all of a sudden.
- 1:08:59Speaker 4: People that don't know you are targeting you.
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: They know you have so much money. I would want
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: to be on it.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: What about you being a famous comedian?
- 1:09:07Speaker 3: Do you do it?
- 1:09:08Speaker 2: Was there any point in your life, maybe even earlier
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: on that you heard from like some random people that
- 1:09:13Speaker 2: like either wanted something from you or.
- 1:09:16Speaker 4: I mean, you hear from people, but it's not in
- 1:09:18Speaker 4: a like a financial way and more of just like
- 1:09:21Speaker 4: like I think we're related.
- 1:09:23Speaker 5: Oh.
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: And you're like, I don't know if we are.
- 1:09:26Speaker 4: Yeah, but, like, no. I mean, but people know. I'm like,
- 1:09:33Speaker 4: television doesn't pay what it used to. I'm not, like,
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: a Powerball winner, you know?
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
- 1:09:37Speaker 4: Like, I have a comfortable life, but I'm not buying
- 1:09:40Speaker 4: $ 25 million homes.
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: I know. But do you even buy lottery tickets?
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: I mean, once in a blue moon. Like, Jax likes
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: a scratch-off one. Yeah.
- 1:09:51Speaker 2: Because it just.
- 1:09:52Speaker 3: She just thinks they're fun.
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: My dad used to buy them all the time.
- 1:09:55Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:09:56Speaker 2: And I was just like, I never buy them.
- 1:09:58Speaker 3: And there's one that has, like, my name on it.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Not my name, but Fortune. Oh, it is?
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: Oh.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: I'm, like, the most non-gambling person ever.
- 1:10:05Speaker 3: I am not a big gambler. Like, every time I
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: go to Vegas, which I'll be in Vegas. Oh, yes.
- 1:10:09Speaker 3: Tell us about your Vegas. April 1st at the Wynn.
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: Oh, with Chris, right?
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Chris is coming.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: Oh, that's going to be really fun.
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: But I won't... I probably won't gamble. I think he's...
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: likes a.
- 1:10:18Speaker 4: Little bit of gambling yeah I'm I'm like a sit
- 1:10:21Speaker 4: at the slots spend like 50 bucks get a drink
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: and that's I'm that's usually it for me.
- 1:10:27Speaker 2: Oh my god I was doing with my friend and
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: like once I was up like started with 20 and
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: once I was up 80 I'm like I'm out it
- 1:10:35Speaker 2: stresses me out I know I'm like oh my god.
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: I'm like I worked so hard for that money and
- 1:10:40Speaker 3: I lost it in two seconds I got lucky once.
- 1:10:42Speaker 3: I did a show in a casino and put in
- 1:10:46Speaker 3: like 20 bucks and won 500.
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: But that is not the norm. That is like so
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: not the norm. So when I'm at the win, don't
- 1:10:53Speaker 4: go looking for me at the slots.
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: No. Albeit, you know, if there's a Margaritaville eating a cheeseburger.
- 1:10:59Speaker 2: There isn't.
- 1:11:00Speaker 3: There's not.
- 1:11:01Speaker 2: The Wynn is very classy.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: It is. I've never done a show there.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: The Wynn is very nice.
- 1:11:05Speaker 3: Because you guys did it, right? The Wynn? No, we
- 1:11:08Speaker 3: did the Venetian. The Venetian, that's nice.
- 1:11:10Speaker 2: And I have something coming up soon, but I can't
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: announce it yet.
- 1:11:12Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:11:13Speaker 2: But, which the Venetian is great too.
- 1:11:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:16Speaker 2: But the Wynn I stayed at, and it's, It's just
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: really it's where it's like it's just all it's really
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: nice stores. It's really pretty.
- 1:11:26Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: It's a great, great hotel.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:11:30Speaker 2: Everybody should go and get your tickets. Ireland Baldwin is
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: pregnant with her daughter, who she's naming Holland. Isn't that cute?
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Because she's like, I'm Ireland.
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: Oh, right.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: She's got some boyfriend. And, you know, Ireland is the
- 1:11:44Speaker 2: daughter of Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin. And she was,
- 1:11:47Speaker 2: you know, in the famous tape of him saying that
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: we were a little pig. Yeah. Because she didn't want
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: to go and visit him one weekend when she was 13.
- 1:11:56Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: And it got on the voicemail.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: But they're cool now. I think they're tight. They're totally cool.
- 1:12:00Speaker 2: Anyway, she's pregnant.
- 1:12:02Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:12:03Speaker 2: But she had a really weird baby shower.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: Oh.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: It was baby's first strip party.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Whoa.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: The theme was.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the upcoming arrival was a strip club theme
- 1:12:15Speaker 2: baby blowout. And it was just, it was at a
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: strip club and it was all baby's first strip party.
- 1:12:22Speaker 2: And I mean, she is kind of an odd bird.
- 1:12:25Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: She's really pretty. But I mean, you know, it's just
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: kind of weird. Yeah.
- 1:12:32Speaker 3: Well, you know, growing up with famous parents, that's a
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: different life. And they were on the tabloids all the time.
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: Remember how much Like, he would get in, like, paparazzi
- 1:12:44Speaker 3: were around him, honestly, because they would like to provoke him.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: From the moment she was born, it was chaos.
- 1:12:49Speaker 3: Right, exactly.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: They lived very close to me, and they went home
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: to their house in Woodland Hills that Kim Basinger owned
- 1:12:54Speaker 2: by herself.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:12:56Speaker 2: And that is the first time that he, like, threw
- 1:12:59Speaker 2: something on the paparazzi's car because he was taking her
- 1:13:03Speaker 2: home from the hospital.
- 1:13:04Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: So, like, right from the start, it was like... Yeah, chaos.
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: And then I remember my friend... was like, oh my God,
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: come to Under the Sea. It was a little play,
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: kid place.
- 1:13:17Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 1:13:18Speaker 2: Right here. She goes, Alec and Ireland and Kim Basinger
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: are here.
- 1:13:22Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
- 1:13:22Speaker 2: And this is while they were separated and probably getting divorced,
- 1:13:26Speaker 2: but they were there with her and she was like seven.
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: And you ran down there.
- 1:13:30Speaker 2: I ran down there.
- 1:13:32Speaker 3: You were looking for this juicy scoop.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I ran down there and I was like, hey,
- 1:13:35Speaker 2: and I'm actually there playing with these kids.
- 1:13:37Speaker 3: Oh my God.
- 1:13:38Speaker 2: And, um, And they were like arguing and the little
- 1:13:42Speaker 2: girl was like, Arlen was like, mom, be nice. It
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: was kind of sad. Then another time I saw her
- 1:13:49Speaker 2: and Kim Basinger at a sushi place. So anyway.
- 1:13:53Speaker 3: Good story.
- 1:13:57Speaker 2: I was thinking about that, though. Just the other day,
- 1:13:59Speaker 2: I thought I looked up Tatum O'Neill.
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 1:14:03Speaker 3: Because her dad and her mom fought all the time.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: So Ryan O'Neill was her dad. And then Tatum O'Neill,
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: which I when I looked up her thing because I'm like,
- 1:14:13Speaker 2: is she alive?
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: What happened?
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: She is alive. But she struggled with alcohol and drugs
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: and everything. But do you know she's the youngest person
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: to ever win an Oscar? She got an Oscar when
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: she was like six years old or something. Yeah. Okay,
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: now we talk about Nepo babies today.
- 1:14:32Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:14:33Speaker 2: But do you imagine if you were one of the
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: females that were nominated for an Oscar? And you weren't
- 1:14:40Speaker 2: a Nepo baby. You weren't Jamie Lee Curtis.
- 1:14:42Speaker 3: You worked decades to get to this nomination.
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: And you're like, I really think I'm going to win. Like,
- 1:14:47Speaker 2: I need to look up who she was up against.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: A six-year-old. And I remember she came in a little tuxedo,
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: and it's like a famous photo. And she's like, you know,
- 1:14:55Speaker 2: and she was so cute. But, yeah, she won.
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: That would be a tough loss.
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: That would be a really tough loss. And then she
- 1:15:01Speaker 2: goes on to, like, not be an illustrious actor. Like,
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: she got married to John McEnroe, who had the temper,
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: and then had such a drug issue that actually she
- 1:15:12Speaker 2: lost custody of the kids. And then, like, she's just
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: been on, like, a handful, like, nothing because she struggled.
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: But I'm like. I think she's pulled it together now, right?
- 1:15:22Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, that's a nepo baby
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: story that really went wrong.
- 1:15:26Speaker 3: An OG nepo baby.
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: Like, you did not use that nepotism. Like, you got
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: that Oscar too quick.
- 1:15:31Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: Just a little too quick. Like, if you get your Oscar,
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: you're a nepo baby and you get your Oscar at six.
- 1:15:37Speaker 3: Yeah. You're like. Where do you go from here?
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Yeah, where do I go from here? Exactly. This guy got.
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: A six-pack tattooed to his stomach to be summer ready. Remember,
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: you know, you could do that with spray tan. People
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: would do that with the spray tan where they'd kind
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: of give you a little bit of abs. He actually
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: got it fully tattooed. Is that something you'd ever want
- 1:15:55Speaker 2: to do?
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: God, no. Because no one would believe that there are
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: abs under this. That would be a waste for me.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: Summer ready. Summer ready. And then the last story I'm
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: going to do is a follow-up. Do you remember the
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: story of Madeline McCain?
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: Of course.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: So this girl started Instagram and everything and she said,
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: I think I'm Madeline McCain.
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: But I thought they did a DNA test.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not her.
- 1:16:17Speaker 3: It's not her.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: It's not her.
- 1:16:19Speaker 4: It just sucks for that family because, you know, there's
- 1:16:22Speaker 4: got to be a time because I've heard this actually
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: is happening a lot. There's many people saying I could,
- 1:16:28Speaker 4: I think I might be her. So this family is
- 1:16:30Speaker 4: having to.
- 1:16:30Speaker 3: Like sift through these kind of claims quite a bit.
- 1:16:34Speaker 3: And you gotta get your hopes up a teeny bit
- 1:16:37Speaker 3: to be like, maybe it is her.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: I mean, I watched the videos and the stuff was
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: like kind of compelling. I mean, I didn't really think
- 1:16:43Speaker 2: she looked that much like her.
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: But, you know, like she had some weird stories and everything.
- 1:16:49Speaker 4: Imagine her parents being like, you little dick.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: This girl slept with her cousin. Now she doesn't know
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: what to do.
- 1:16:59Speaker 3: That Is that the girl, though? Or is this like
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: a stock photo? No, this is a photo.
- 1:17:03Speaker 4: That is not nice to whoever this stock photo is of.
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Can you imagine seeing this girl and
- 1:17:10Speaker 3: like suddenly this?
- 1:17:11Speaker 2: When you're a stock photo model, you just agree to
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: be a stock photo?
- 1:17:15Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh, my God. You're totally right. This
- 1:17:18Speaker 3: is not that girl.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: I never thought that.
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: Because you'd be like, if that's not her story, you'd
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: be like, what? I don't sleep with my cousins.
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: Have you ever been attracted to a cousin?
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: To my cousin? No.
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: Not even a little bit?
- 1:17:32Speaker 3: I have all boy cousins, but also no.
- 1:17:35Speaker 4: I think my cousin's cute, but I'm more like trying to, like,
- 1:17:41Speaker 4: would be more into setting my cousin up with somebody.
- 1:17:44Speaker 3: I'm not attracted to my cousin.
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: I was kind of attracted to one of my cousins.
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: Oh, no.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: When we were little.
- 1:17:49Speaker 3: Heather.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: But it was actually, it wasn't a blood cousin.
- 1:17:52Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: Because his mom, who was my dad's niece, the mom
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: was technically like adopted. Like he married, he married the
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: mom and she.
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Already had two kids. We're not blood. This is okay.
- 1:18:02Speaker 2: But I remember, I remember being, thinking, saying that like
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: how cute he was and I want to marry him.
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: And my older brother's being like, ew, that's your cousin.
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: And I didn't understand like why it's wrong.
- 1:18:13Speaker 3: A kid would not quite understand.
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: But did this person know that they were cousins?
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: They were, yes.
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:18:22Speaker 2: It was at a wedding or something?
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: I don't think you should sleep with them.
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: I think a lot of this happens at a wedding.
- 1:18:25Speaker 3: I think it doesn't.
- 1:18:26Speaker 4: I mean, it's pretty standard knowledge that probably you shouldn't
- 1:18:29Speaker 4: sleep with your cousin.
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:18:31Speaker 4: That's pretty across the board. Widely known, though.
- 1:18:36Speaker 2: I think a lot of people did used to marry
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: their cousin and stuff.
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: Back in the day.
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: And the whole point is they said, don't marry your
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: cousin because they thought it caused birth defects. But I
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: don't really think it does.
- 1:18:50Speaker 3: Let's not encourage people to test out the theory.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: Fortune, what cousins are going to see you on the road?
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: Tell us where you are.
- 1:18:59Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: If you're a cousin of Fortune, you might want to go.
- 1:19:04Speaker 3: I do have a very cute cousin who's single and
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: would love to, you know. Meet a nice girl. Okay. Joe.
- 1:19:11Speaker 3: Cousin Joe. Shout out.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: What show is Joe going to?
- 1:19:15Speaker 3: Joe. Well, he's from Charleston, South Carolina. Or no, he's
- 1:19:18Speaker 3: from Florida, but he used to live in Charleston for
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: a long time. And he won't be at that show,
- 1:19:23Speaker 3: but you should come to see me in Charleston, South Carolina. Okay.
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: The big shows I would love for people to come to. Do.
- 1:19:29Speaker 3: Push it. Medford, Massachusetts, and Boston, and Portland, Maine, this
- 1:19:33Speaker 3: coming weekend. Okay. Then Atlanta, and I guess to Georgia.
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:19:37Speaker 3: You know, Fresno, Sacramento, Vegas.
- 1:19:39Speaker 2: So wait, there's Portland, Maine.
- 1:19:41Speaker 3: Portland, Maine.
- 1:19:41Speaker 2: Boston.
- 1:19:42Speaker 3: Boston, Medford, Atlanta, Augusta, Charleston, South Carolina, Sacramento, Vegas. I
- 1:19:49Speaker 3: added a bunch. Like I'm going to like freaking Billings, Montana.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: What is going on? Why are you killing yourself?
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania.
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: You are seeing every city in America.
- 1:20:00Speaker 3: Baltimore. Is this the last?
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: This could be the last.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: This tour is going to go on until like next summer.
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: But this also could be the last time you see her.
- 1:20:07Speaker 3: Me?
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: Why?
- 1:20:08Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: That's the way to get people to go.
- 1:20:10Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
- 1:20:11Speaker 4: This is my farewell tour. No, I'm just touring like
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: crazy because that's like my main gig right now. And
- 1:20:17Speaker 4: then that show I'm on.
- 1:20:19Speaker 2: Yes, I've been seeing. When is that coming out?
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: May 25th on Netflix, FUBAR.
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: And they're showing you a lot in the trailer.
- 1:20:26Speaker 3: I hit Arnold Schwarzenegger in the wiener. I love it.
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: I say sack tap and hit him. Because it's an
- 1:20:33Speaker 3: action comedy. I'm the comedy part.
- 1:20:37Speaker 2: And so everyone needs to watch that.
- 1:20:38Speaker 3: Everyone watch that. I'll be on here before that airs.
- 1:20:42Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: Don't you worry. Definitely.
- 1:20:44Speaker 4: But for now, I'm on tour. Fortunefiendster.com. You know I
- 1:20:48Speaker 4: love when the Juicy Scoopers come to the show because.
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: They yell out, Juicy Scoob!
- 1:20:52Speaker 4: They like scurry down to the stage to let me
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: know they're a Juicy Scooper.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: It's so sweet.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: And I see that people put in the thing how
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: funny it was. We went. We loved it. It was great.
- 1:21:04Speaker 2: And so.
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: Well, be safe out there.
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm going to see everyone at Boston.
- 1:21:10Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:21:11Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:11Speaker 3: Frenchola will be with me in Vegas. That's the one
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: he's coming to do.
- 1:21:14Speaker 2: Which will be really fun. Yeah.
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:21:16Speaker 2: Bye, girl.
- 1:21:17Speaker 3: Bye, girl.
- 1:21:18Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dad has connections with.
- 1:21:24Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
- 1:21:28Speaker 5: What's it called?
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: It's Dune ADL. Where?
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: Dunediel?
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: There's an accent on the E.
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundiel Cars.
- 1:21:39Speaker 5: Lift?
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: Please.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Are you going past Kimmage?
- 1:21:42Speaker 3: Oh, Kimmage! No.
- 1:21:45Speaker 2: Dundiel Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.