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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

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  Speaker 1: But now, boney, we will all come together, Baby, we
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  Speaker 1: will all come together and laugh at other people. It
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  Speaker 1: is the thing that brings us together the most, laughing
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  Speaker 1: at other people. Yes, so it is time for what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep? What did people say? What did people do
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  Speaker 1: that makes us say? What the bleep? What you got
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  Speaker 1: over there?
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  Speaker 2: Bony not?
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  Speaker 3: This went viral over the weekend. It's the national anthem
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  Speaker 3: for the Women's Professional Baseball League of this group of
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  Speaker 3: women that we're singing. That may have passed Fergie as
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  Speaker 3: the worst anthem in the history of organized national anthem.
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  Speaker 3: Let's take you listen, Oh see Cam you see.
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  Speaker 4: Bye bye, so proud.
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  Speaker 5: Well the time last please brought stribe Sam right to
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  Speaker 5: the pairs or the red sweet was wres so gal?
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  Speaker 5: What to these stream means?
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  Speaker 4: And the rock is clear the bos bursting in air
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  Speaker 4: game rule through the night, that I land was still there,
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  Speaker 4: oh laast thing?
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  Speaker 5: Or the land on the break.
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  Speaker 4: In the hall of the bread.
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  Speaker 3: I quote the great Blie, I quote the great Charlie Steiner,
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  Speaker 3: And I say, who wrote that Francis Scott off game?
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  Speaker 2: Was that for the Carl Lewis anthem?
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  Speaker 1: That was a horrible Alantham Charlie Steiner, I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, people are losing their minds boned that we
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  Speaker 1: kept playing that and that their ears were hurt. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that's a song you can't really I think
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  Speaker 1: they were trying their best. Now, should they have been booked,
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  Speaker 1: probably not, But I feel like they were trying their best.
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  Speaker 1: Like you remember when rose Anne like made a mockery
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  Speaker 1: out of there, Like I hate people, and people are
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  Speaker 1: trying to make a mockery out the anthem.
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  Speaker 2: That ticks me off.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they were trying, Like I feel like
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  Speaker 1: they're singing their hearts out. This dude says that's the
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  Speaker 1: only singing. That's how it's worse than Max singing on
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  Speaker 1: the radio. Another Texter, Willie p sounded good on the
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  Speaker 1: national anthem. Oh dad shuh, that is funny, man, that
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  Speaker 1: is funny.
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  Speaker 2: How about this one? Make it stop since here with
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  Speaker 2: Carl Lewis. Even Carl Lewis is like, man, they can't sing.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, after I decade, I'm off the hook. All right,
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  Speaker 2: I apologize I had that horrible one of the All
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  Speaker 2: Star that's.
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  Speaker 1: True, as she did. I apologize everybody's ears out there,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Uh, not to be out dunbone. Ben McDonald
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  Speaker 1: also went viral. The former Major League baseball pitcher. He
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  Speaker 1: is the Orioles color analyst on the TV side, and
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  Speaker 1: listen to him talk to his play by play man
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Brown about something that I thought everybody used every
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  Speaker 1: day that he has never once used in his life.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep?
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  Speaker 6: A little bit high from bradish?
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  Speaker 7: You think you use the same amount of product in
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  Speaker 7: your hair as Brandon Marsh does.
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  Speaker 2: No way for me. It's just a bar so, a
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  Speaker 2: bar so.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've never used shampoo, not once Ever's just a
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  Speaker 3: bar so open the hair.
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  Speaker 2: That's what we'll have much march in the right. So
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  Speaker 2: Harris is there? You have never used shampoo, never in
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  Speaker 2: your life? Never now when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, just a bar soap in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: That's all I need.
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  Speaker 4: You eat?
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  Speaker 8: Shampoo?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why doesn't everybody hose spin?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What to believe we're doing. Ben McDonald's no shampoo, not
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  Speaker 1: one time in your dang life. And then he's incredulous,
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  Speaker 1: like why do you use it? Kevin Brown? I've never
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  Speaker 1: with this man him, but what's wrong with him? Never
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  Speaker 1: considered a bar so? In fairness though, mag Ben McDonald's
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  Speaker 1: a young kid. How old Ben McDonald? Oh, he's fifty
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  Speaker 1: eight years old, fifty eight.
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  Speaker 2: Years of desert. Not one time? Shampoo? I am bone.
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  Speaker 2: I now, I'll say this.
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  Speaker 1: I have used soap before, Like if I'm out of shampookay,
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  Speaker 1: I have used soap. I don't know if anybody else
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  Speaker 1: has done that where I just rub it all over
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  Speaker 1: the hair and then and then it kind of works.
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  Speaker 1: But how do you do that every day of your life? Also,
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  Speaker 1: feel like shampede shit? Champagne? Shampoo is a product I
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  Speaker 1: don't need? And how were you confused by people that
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  Speaker 1: use it? Like, just that's incredulous, Like why are you
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  Speaker 1: using that? What's wrong? He thinks something wrong with the
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  Speaker 1: rest of us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what the bleep? Man?
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  Speaker 3: What the bleep? Continues here on mac a Bone. For
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  Speaker 3: this story, we go to New Jersey and Donnellen, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 3: where a New Jersey police officer dressed in a shrub
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  Speaker 3: disguise during a traffic safety operation nabbed seventy four people
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  Speaker 3: and it's incitations for distracted driving in a six hour
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  Speaker 3: detail on July twenty nine. Mac He was on the
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  Speaker 3: side of the road diskies as a shrump dude that's
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  Speaker 3: trying to catch people. He got seventy four. Could you
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  Speaker 3: imagine those New Jersey drivers how mad they are when
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  Speaker 3: they get pulled over by a shrup.
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  Speaker 1: That that's some tricky stuff, right there, Cops. That is
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  Speaker 1: some tricky dang stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people fall for it. But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, though, it's probably worth doing. It's probably
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  Speaker 1: worth extreme measures to keep people from texting and driving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's dangerous as hell is creative.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, they must tick off some Jersey Jersey folks having
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  Speaker 1: a bad day or something. Bone Like, they get a
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  Speaker 1: Mets fan in Jersey, it's just miserable and angry.
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  Speaker 3: Imagine his real I've probably tried to throw that shrub
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  Speaker 3: to the side. Holy crap, Holy crape. Have you heard
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  Speaker 3: Bone about the new cheatings down Rodney? Have you heard
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  Speaker 3: about the new cheating Scandalbone? In the women's Tour de Fronce,
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  Speaker 3: you heard about this. Apparently women are going to great
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  Speaker 3: lens to try to increase their speed on the bikes
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  Speaker 3: in the Women's Tour de France.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them, Bone are placing different objects inside their
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  Speaker 1: brazier in order to exaggerate their cup size during the race.
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  Speaker 1: By doing so, riders gain an aerodynamic advantage.
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  Speaker 2: I would have.
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  Speaker 1: Actually thought if you had less up there, it might
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  Speaker 1: be more aero dynamic. But they say, if you have
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  Speaker 1: more up there bone you pad it, you somehow get
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  Speaker 1: better aerodynamics. I'm gonna need an engineer to explain this
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm gonna need an engineer to study that.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be a fun study to do for an engineer.
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  Speaker 1: What the bleep's going on here? Bonie, do you know
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  Speaker 1: what they call that?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? Booby trap?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: My god? Anyway, play a quin to watch more cycling
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  Speaker 2: a gutting.
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  Speaker 1: The UCI regulations, placing objects on the chest is prohibited bones.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, all right, if you ever become a cyclist,
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  Speaker 1: do not pad your chest. It's a little tip for
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  Speaker 1: you out there.
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  Speaker 2: Mac.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna go to Minnesota where a man we've seen
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  Speaker 3: a lot of uh, We've heard the term get off
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  Speaker 3: my wat a lot. But a Minnesota man was charged
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  Speaker 3: with setting a dangerous device after placing a homemade spike
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  Speaker 3: strip made of thick plastic and roughly forty three inch
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  Speaker 3: screws in his yard to stop the neighborhood children from
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  Speaker 3: riding pikes across it.
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  Speaker 2: Probably this man said, get off. My want ain't working.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put a fake spike strip down, but these
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  Speaker 3: kids are gonna go flying across my yard.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most aggressive get off my lawn guy
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard of. Man apparently yelling because I saw
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  Speaker 1: this story too, apparently yelling at him, you're right, wasn't working.
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  Speaker 1: Like he was furious with these kids, and they would
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  Speaker 1: do it because y'all know how kids act. Right you
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  Speaker 1: yell at them not to do something, they're to say,
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  Speaker 1: what the heck with that man, We're gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: They were cutting through his yard on bikes.
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  Speaker 3: They were trying to get There's a park that they
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  Speaker 3: used his yard to get to, so they were driving
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  Speaker 3: through his They were riding through his yard to get
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  Speaker 3: to the park. They weren't just being devious. They were
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  Speaker 3: taking a shortcut. And this man said, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 3: watch this.
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  Speaker 1: I remember before we had a fence, we would be
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  Speaker 1: a walk through yard to get like so you didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to walk all the way around one street to
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  Speaker 1: get to the other. They would just cut to get
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  Speaker 1: to the next street. And it was kind of annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Although there was one moment, Bone, I talked about this before,
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  Speaker 1: but it's been forever where these kids would always cut
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  Speaker 1: through right, so he didn't have to go all the
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  Speaker 1: way around. And me and me and Missus Mack were
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  Speaker 1: out there with our dog Benny at the time. She
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  Speaker 1: had him on a leash because we had no fence yet.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't get a fence yet. They see these kids
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  Speaker 1: cutting the Benny sees these kids cutting through and takes off,
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  Speaker 1: pulls her and she falls down in her work clothes,
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  Speaker 1: just complete wipe out, and bro I wanted to go
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  Speaker 1: get the dog first, to make sure Bennie did even
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  Speaker 1: get a chunk of kid flesh. Once I secured him,
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  Speaker 1: Bro I could barely stand up. It was all I
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  Speaker 1: could do, nothing, fall down, laughing at missus Mack. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: it could be dangerous out there those kids got Maybe
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  Speaker 1: we should have put some dang uh spike strips. Bony
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Oh, I'll never forget that moment. She
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  Speaker 1: wanted that fence immediately, I mean that fence boat. She
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  Speaker 1: called defence people two minutes after she got inside, changed
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  Speaker 1: her clothes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: All right, anyway, I've got what to bleep, Bony Pie
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  Speaker 1: Crow Armstrong, hell of a baseball player for the Cubs,
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  Speaker 1: mighty MVP of the league. Might be MVP of the league,
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  Speaker 1: but he is not the m VP of takes. I
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: don't believe because he's getting what to believe. He was
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  Speaker 1: on Christian Cavalieri's podcast, She Is from what was that
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  Speaker 1: show called Back in the Day Laguna Beach originally and
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  Speaker 1: now she's just famous with Jay Cutler's wife all that stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and anyway, he was on her podcast. Listen to his take,
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  Speaker 1: Bonnie about a baseball great what's.
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  Speaker 6: An unpopular opinion that you have?
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  Speaker 8: This is gonna be crazy. Babe Ruth never existed.
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  Speaker 2: Is one that I love, really never existed.
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  Speaker 8: I heard some picture with the Mariners. What's his name, Salsado?
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  Speaker 8: You remember him?
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  Speaker 2: Palsado? Yeah, left.
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  Speaker 8: I think he did some podcast on Zoom when he
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  Speaker 8: was like going down the rabbit hole with somebody about
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  Speaker 8: how Babe Ruth never existed.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, that's awesome. They're gonna double down right now.
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  Speaker 8: It's like we always talk about how like the games
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  Speaker 8: of all and people might as well have been like
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  Speaker 8: underhanding the ball of that guy. And he's regarded still
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  Speaker 8: as one of the best players ever, and might as
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  Speaker 8: well dive further into it and be like, well, maybe
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  Speaker 8: he just never exists.
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  Speaker 3: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: I love it, my god. Not every goofy, you over
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  Speaker 2: flatter earths. We have a new one year.
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  Speaker 1: Not every goofy conspiracy theory. You hear their pete, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta repeat.
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  Speaker 2: We have to. We have footage of them reel like
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  Speaker 2: he was real calling his shot. Baby.
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  Speaker 1: Now, if you want to say the competition he played out,
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  Speaker 1: the leagues weren't integrated, and the competition he played out
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  Speaker 1: was pretty lame, yeah, you could say that, But what
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  Speaker 1: are we doing here?
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  Speaker 2: Man? I just we are the folks.
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  Speaker 1: Desire to believe conspiracy theories has never been higher than
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 3: Now, will everybody wants to believe? Will chamberwin? That's the
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  Speaker 3: guy that wasn't real.
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  Speaker 2: What do you not believe? Bone one hundred points or
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  Speaker 2: the twenty thousand.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just messing around. It's just you algat his numbers
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  Speaker 3: and you think, wow, how that happened?
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  Speaker 1: Hundred point game and there are people to try to
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  Speaker 1: say it didn't really happen. Yeah, a hundred point game happened.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty k I'm calling bs on. Now, that's where that's
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  Speaker 1: where I'm calling. He was playing against a team of
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  Speaker 1: fittye Marlows. All right, Mac, My last story here. A
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  Speaker 1: Florida man, fifty seven year old what's this guy's name,
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  Speaker 1: James Tidwell, was taken into custody Hillsboro County for stealing
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  Speaker 1: power tools from a boat cabin. Now, the rub to
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  Speaker 1: this story is he was dressed as Superman when he
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  Speaker 1: stole these things. So when the police went looking for him,
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  Speaker 1: they said, did you steal tools from a cabin? A
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  Speaker 1: man name a man dressed as Superman was spotted. He said, no,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't me.
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  Speaker 2: They said, are you? Sherry said, yeah, that was me.
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  Speaker 2: That's gold.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe if you're gonna steal from your neighbors, you don't
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  Speaker 3: dress as Superman and he won't be caught as easily.
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  Speaker 1: What the belief we doing? Seriously dresses a villain, dresses
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  Speaker 1: a penguin. If you're gonna do bad stuff? Can you
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  Speaker 1: imagine kids scarred for life when they say Superman, like
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  Speaker 1: getting locked up, getting cuffed and stuffed.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that'll ruin the kid's life right there.
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  Speaker 1: And then if the kid rode his bike over that
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  Speaker 1: dang spiked over those spikes.
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  Speaker 2: In a neighbor's yard.
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  Speaker 3: But if you rob somebody as Superman, why are you
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  Speaker 3: still wearing it?
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  Speaker 2: Like, go go ahead and change, then deny change in
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  Speaker 2: your Riddler outfit afterwards. Please uh.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of superheroes, Bone, a showing of
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  Speaker 1: Spider Man up in New York had to be evacuated
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  Speaker 1: because somebody had really bad gas in the theater.
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  Speaker 2: The whole theater. What we do? What the bleep we're
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  Speaker 2: doing there?
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  Speaker 3: Sir?
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  Speaker 1: I just thought of something though, Bone as messed up
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  Speaker 1: as that is. I one of my few superpowers is gas.
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  Speaker 1: I wonder if I could just ruin the nights of
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  Speaker 1: all these superhero dorks like Fiddy and West, and I
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  Speaker 1: could just go gas out a theater, whether they're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get their superhero movie on, get take out an arena.
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  Speaker 6: You watch Big Brother and Traders, but because.
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  Speaker 3: We like tremendous entertainment, what's wrong with either of them?
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  Speaker 3: What's wrong with Trading? Yes, sir?
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  Speaker 2: What is wrong with those? Judge? You don't know anything
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  Speaker 2: about How are you judgment for liking superheroes?
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  Speaker 6: When do you want nothing about them?
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  Speaker 1: I don't be a gift game of throne, you know,
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  Speaker 1: what I know about superheroes star Wars.
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  Speaker 2: I did watch Game of throw I watched Game of Thrones.
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  Speaker 1: For a season and then said, how did you watch
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  Speaker 1: it for a season?
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  Speaker 2: Said, I didn't find it to be as great as
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: show me.
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  Speaker 6: Because it's super sophisticated for your tiny ass brain.
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  Speaker 1: Because when I think sophistication, I think you, sir. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say about superheroes Fitty is and man
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  Speaker 1: you are defensive kid is Yes, I loved superheroes when
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  Speaker 1: I was a kid, and then I actually grew up.
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  Speaker 6: What are you saying that they're they're not for adults?
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  Speaker 2: They shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 6: Last time I.
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  Speaker 7: Checked the heroes or adults. Batman is an adult. Iron
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  Speaker 7: Man is an adult Peter Parker. We've seeing him transition
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  Speaker 7: from teenager into an adult iron Man a god.
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  Speaker 1: Iron Man is Kyle rip I thought it was JJ Janssen,
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  Speaker 1: JJ Jansen.
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  Speaker 7: How can adult figures be just for kids? We watched
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  Speaker 7: these heroes.
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  Speaker 1: Whistlers are adults. That's just for kids too, Like there's
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  Speaker 1: certain things that when you grow up and realize they're
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  Speaker 1: not really real, they're just kind of kiddy things, and
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  Speaker 1: most people grow out of the superhero thing. I am
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  Speaker 1: very ashamed. How many of you men, grown men, have
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  Speaker 1: not grown out of the superhero thing. Seriously, you're not
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  Speaker 1: eight anymore. By the way, Money Night Raw was pretty
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  Speaker 1: good last night. Are you? Are you the epitome of manhood?
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  Speaker 7: Someone that can't drive his wife, can't grill for his wife?
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  Speaker 1: God, you are flailing. The superhero has just got personal.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Fitty, I can't say something. Can you really judge
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  Speaker 3: anyone for having a wife?
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  Speaker 7: No, Well, I don't think that I'm less of a
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  Speaker 7: man because I like superhero.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't say you're less of a man.
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  Speaker 1: Told me that we need to grow up. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: a little you haven't grown up yet. You're at You're
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  Speaker 1: a little little kitty in a grown man's bald body.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I want to be Peter Pan would have never
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  Speaker 6: never Land. I've been there for four and a half.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Zach, why does this guy still called Zach Calzada
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  Speaker 1: for heis? But this guy needs to sorry, you need
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  Speaker 1: a new text name, he says, what's Mac the fun Police?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Maybe maybe it is. We're gonna make this guy
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  Speaker 2: Kenny Minshee for Heisman.