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EP 105: Peanut butter on Pizza? · The Hack Box

• Dyl: I don't remember. What up y'all? Thanks for watching. Thanks for listening. ⁓ thanks for taking your time to listen to a bunch of guys pushing 30, give their opinions on sports, music, pop culture, all that. ⁓ podcast is still young. The channel's still young. So follow us on Instagram, YouTube, Apple Music, Spotify. We've got new episodes every week. Like I said, we're still young, still grown. So whoever's listening, supporting right now, we appreciate y'all. MAS: Strategy. Hack God: Emergency episode. Don: No. Brev: Emergency episode. MAS: The sunlight's coming through. Dyl: We're back at it. Brev: That last one will never be seen. Hack God: Yeah, it's it's the book chamber one hundred one hundred point game episode. Dyl: They'll never know. Dude. Episode could have changed our lives, man. Don: Who's giving a hundred points, bro? Brev: Yep. Hack God: Their change are alive, man. MAS: Can we recreate magic? That's the question. Dyl: ⁓ shit, I'm I'm drinking already. Fuck it. Brev: fuck am doing? ⁓ we got some content on the way. So ⁓ we're gonna continue to grind, continue to tune in, and then we appreciate the sport and we'll catch y'all. Don: What are you drinking again? Dyl: This like vodka seltzer my roommate gave me. Yeah. Hack God: They're five from Japan. It's called negative one ninety Yeah. Then yeah. ⁓ the ones in Japan are way stronger, healthier too. It's just like fucking ⁓ Don: ⁓ if it's from Japan. From Japan, I might tap in. Dyl: Yeah, man. MAS: Japón. Hack God: ⁓ fire, bro. Don: Y'all fuck with white gloss? Not white claws, I'm sorry. ⁓ that's that's a woman's drink. ⁓ Dyl: Yeah. Hack God: Truly things it? Dyl: You don't get bloated off white clouds though. Hack God: Low car low carb R Cow hundred bucks. Don: Cut Cultwaters, Cutwaters, Cold Waters. Brev: ⁓ cut-waters? Yeah, I we cut one. Dyl: Yeah, bro, I'd be getting fucked up off Cotton Waters. Hack God: You can't but you can't you can't just be drinking a cup of water. I can drink probably like twelve white claws, it'll be functioning. Don: Yeah. I could drink like seven cutwaters. No, it's not a lie, bruh. When I was went to fucking when I went on the cruise with the cousins, we went off, we went to Baja California, all we were drinking were cutwaters the whole fucking time we're on the island. You think I would drink five drinks the whole time we're on the island? We're on the island for four hours. Brev: Yeah, we've talked enough. Hack God: Cut water, you're a fucking line. You cannot drink seven cup water. Seven? Okay, we'll see, we'll see. By yourself, seven cup water. Seven cup water. Non stop. Brev: with cut waters. Dyl: ⁓ yeah. Try three A Hack God: that's that's been a long time though. I like how I drink white cloth quickly like a beer. ⁓ Don: 'Cause it's juice. That's a woman's drink. Hack God: Yeah. Dyl: Hey, try soloing three whiskey bottles in three days. Hack God: No, we like our liver. Mm-hmm. He said he said, I don't get alcohol poisoning. Like what? That's crazy. Yeah. I'm more of a ⁓ like tequila drinker now anyways. Back in a back in the college days it was vodka, now it's tequila. MAS: I will not try that. Don: Yeah. I think I'm crazy. Brev: Yeah. Dyl: I was on some shit the last three days. Brev: Yeah Don: Would not be trying that. MAS: That's crazy. Don: Bro, the little alcohol all alcohol tastes the same, bro. It just it just Bro, are you guys you guys chasers? Hack God: Hell no. Hell no. MAS: Disgusting. Except for beer. Dyl: Na No. Unless it's water. I have water next to me, but Hack God: No. Don: Master, monster chasing though. MAS: I'll if I take a shot I'll I'll take a lime. I'll ask for a lime. Dyl: Nah, I don't I don't think no salt, no lime. Ma maybe just a water. Don: That's just fake, you know that right? The chaser? Unless you just do it so you can get the taste out of your mouth. What do you Hack God: Yeah. Huh? I don't chase. MAS: When I was in Cancun that's what put me out on the on a wedding night, bruh. That shit No, just tequila. Like shots after shot. Hack God: Chaser? ⁓ Don: Kill it water, bro. what were we in Boston, bro? ⁓ Yeah, you're right. Hack God: What one were you drinking in Boston, bro? Better question. Yeah. Don: For real. MAS: Bar hopping? Bar scene's nice out there, huh? Hack God: ⁓ bro. ⁓ it's amazing bro and I don't know if we went to it but right where ⁓ the Boston Red Sox play is just like the stadium and a whole bunch of bars all around and behind us. All it is. It's crazy. MAS: OG fanware. Dyl: I was like Peko. Brev: That's it. Hack God: Yeah, d did we go did we go, J D? In Boston. ⁓ did we go to the bars behind the Red Sox Stadium? Don: Go where? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I don't remember, bro. Actually, I think we did walk behind the Red Sox Stadium in like the middle of the night. Final Park? Hack God: Is is that when we saw the Yeah, is that when we saw that one dude from the on the page the pats? Could've been that day. Huh? Don: That bar, I don't know, bruh. I don't know. MAS: If you saw a green wall, bruh. It has an iconic green trim around the whole fucking stadium, I think. Don: But it was w it was at nighttime. I remember walking behind the stadium. I think it was been where I could be wrong though. Hack God: Yeah. Yeah. But no. Mm-hmm. What's better? Boston or New York? New York. Don: That shit was hella fun. I wanna go back. New York, New York's best city in world. We got the we got the Sculptors practice jersey on. Brev: I don't know you can tell me that, but it's not there. MAS: Easily. I don't even been to Boston. I'ma I'ma still vote that. Yeah. Hack God: If if don't give your opinion if if you don't know for sure. Like I've never been a boss about no new player. I know you do. Don: What? MAS: Alright. I I said that for you, Josh. I said that for you. I said I was like I've been I said I'll go I'll choose New York and I never even been to Boston. That's what Josh just heated up. Don: What what do you say? What do you say? only speak on experience. Hack God: Rage baited me. MAS: Still, New York all day. Hack God: No, but I think boss is underrated though. Don: Yeah, it's pretty fire. We didn't see no racism out there. We had a cop walking to us telling us not to drink outside. Brev: infected at the garage. MAS: New York three point ⁓ coming up. That's good. Hack God: No racism. The the the opposite of racism, honestly. They're like very nice and cool. Don: Yeah. Hey, I was asking every black person I walked by, bro, is it racist out here? I think I asked like four or five of ⁓ I think maybe I think two two of the black guys said it was racist. Like a security guard, out of like four or five, I'd ask. MAS: They're going crazy. Hack God: We were after white niggas too, bro. Yeah. MAS: Out of how many? That's like fifty percent. That's crazy. Hack God: Nah, but like Brev: you Don: But if you think about it, you do that out here, bro, it'll probably get same rate, same stat. ⁓ it racist out here? Yes. There's not a lot of black people where I'm at, bro. ⁓ Dyl: No. Hack God: I yeah, I I would say, ⁓ in my lifetime I probably spent about like two weeks. I I think I would say MAS: The Bay Area? Hack God: I would say nine days. I spent at least like altogether nine days in Boston. And I have never experienced racism. Even the cop really Hey man, can we ⁓ drink can we drink outside? He goes, What you d he goes, what you do, you get the ⁓ duck and donuts cup and it's pour alcohol in there and no one's gonna say nothing to you. MAS: I mean that Don: The most white looking cop he looks like MAS: Yeah. Hack God: White cop, ha cannabis mustache. Huh? MAS: I mean, arguing over this is crazy at that point. I'm glad that didn't happen. I said arguing for the other side is crazy at that point, so I'm glad that didn't happen to you. Hack God: Yeah. It is racist, you're lucky, you got away with it. Dyl: Yeah. Don: All right, Mr. Colts man, bro, what's a realistic expectation for the Colts this year? ⁓ MAS: That's wild. Brev: Colts. Yeah, I was thinking eight, nine, two. Yeah, it's gonna be the same thing, bro. Dyl: Eight nine. Don: Damn. No confidence, bro. Hack God: Hmm you see and this is why last episode is gonna be our Will Chamberless one hundred point game. This man said they were gonna lose three games just yesterday four games You said that less than twenty four hours ago the code fuck they don't look alike anymore they don't look like anymore Dyl: Four games. Don: ⁓ what are you talking about? Brev: What are you talking about? Don: Josh Hey, talking about Josh, you gotta stop getting the twins mixed up, bro. That's probably gets to a point where you should know them apart. This is the second time you've done this shit. This is your second time getting it mixed up though. Two episodes ago you was pressing this dude about that's why the chargers are in it. Wait, wrong twin. Dyl: Yeah, what what are you talking about? Ha ha. Brev: Second time, bro. Hack God: No MAS: He don't even know his castmates, bruh. Dyl: Mm-hmm. Brev: What time are the colts now? MAS: That's why I told you we need to do a get to know you frickin' for the cast members, for Josh mainly, I guess. Brev: Right. Don: Yeah, for real. I feel like you know them enough, man. We don't want a whole trip. That's crazy. Hack God: Ha ha. MAS: Brev Colts Dylan Chargers Pictures Well I got a PowerPoint if you need it. I got you. Brev: You Dylan Chargers. Now repeat it back to me, Joshua. Hack God: Yeah. Don: But eight and nine bro? You got no faith? Brev: Yeah, bro. Well, think about ⁓ Danny Dimes. ⁓ He's practicing now, but I don't know if he's going to start the season. Don: Who's gonna start? In this Carson Wentz? Brev: Nah, bro. The boy. The boy. Anthony motherfucking Richardson is gonna start week one. The boy, bro. Hack God: Wait, no man, you got you you got Dyl: Riley Leonard? Riley Leonard. ⁓ hell no. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Seven and ten. Seven and ten. Don: ⁓ I forgot about him, bro. MAS: Mm-hmm. Hack God: thought we I I thought Brev and I both gave our ⁓ I thought Brev and I both said ⁓ our records a few episodes ago, if I'm not mistaken. I thought Brev Brev and I both we went over a few games and you were like a Don: But yeah. We just lost two more games. Brev: You Don: What happened? Brev: Nah, we didn't know. No, you went over for the ⁓ Cowboys for sure, Don: You did. You did, bro. Hack God: You d you did too. I think we both did. We both were going back and forth talking about it. MAS: Memory, honestly. Hack God: Mm I think I I maybe gonna have the roll the tape. Brev: I never went over the schedule. I never went over the schedule. Hack God: Well let me do it briefly. The day the briefly Don: Eight you said eight nine pretty confident though. Brev: We can go to the schedule right now, quick two minute speed round, I'll give you the, initial, like my first response is gonna be how I really feel. MAS: Alright. I'll pull it up. Don: What up? MAS: Ravens at home. Brev: We're gonna lose that game. MAS: Chiefs away. Brev: Yeah, we're going to lose that game too. MAS: Texans at home. Brev: Boom, we're 0-3. MAS: G commanders away. Brev: Oh, we're winning against the Commanders. I don't think they're gonna have to figure it out by then. Hack God: Yeah, you don't trust DJ? Don: One third. Brev: Well, I don't think he's going to be back right away. Don: When I play. MAS: Stealers away. Brev: We're at the Steelers. There's absolutely no chance we're winning that game. We never win at Pittsburgh. MAS: Yeah. Don: One and four. MAS: Titans at home. Brev: Yeah, we're going to win by at least 25 points in that game. Don: Two and four. MAS: Vikings, Vikings or Hack God: Two and five. Brev: We'll win that game. Don: Wait, time out. Brev: We'll win that game against Vikings. Hack God: ⁓ Don: No wait. Three three and five or three and four? MAS: I think it was three and five. Dyl: I think we're at three and four right now. Don: I thought it was three and four. This fool Josh added a number. Brev: Three and four. Yeah, three and four. MAS: Hold on, let me see how many we're at. We should have seven games. Alright, three and four. Jaguars away. Don: Yes, three and four. Come on, Josh, lock in. Dyl: Yeah, three and four. Brev: Mm-hmm. we will lose that game. MAS: The cowgirls at home. Brev: big dub that's a big time dub that's probably we'll probably win by at least three touchdowns Don: Four and five. And Arlington too? Brev: Nah, I'm pretty sure we're playing an indie. Don: ⁓ okay. Hack God: It don't matter. Here, there, ⁓ over there, in a box, with a fox. Cowards are gonna fucking win, Breton. You smoking dick. You smoking a penis right now. You smoking penis. Don: Yeah. Brev: That's a big dub. that as a dub, Moss. Count that as a dub. Don: In a box, what a fox. MAS: All right. Dolphins at home. Brev: We win that game. Don: Five and five. MAS: Texans away. Brev: We lose that game. Don: Five six. MAS: Giants at home. Brev: We win that game. Don: Josh is highly. MAS: Eagles away. Don: Six six. Brev: I think DJ is going to be back at this time. I think we still lose that game. Don: Lose six seven. Brev: against the Eagles. MAS: ⁓ t Titans at home. Don: Somebody's gonna do it, bruh. Moss, bruh. Gone as man, bruh. Hey, for people Hack God: my head down. Brev: Maz did it bro. MAS: I got nephews, bruh. That's my excuse. I got nephews. Hack God: Grown ass man, by the way. Brev: Good. Dyl: I I did it too on the low. I was like. Don: listening, this fool Moss did six seventy ⁓ we got Jaguars. MAS: Who Hack God: Almost thirty, pushing thirty. Brev: Now, we black out the Titans. Don: Our attack titans. What are we at? Are we seven six now or? MAS: ⁓ yeah, Titans away. Brev: Big time win. Yeah, we need that win. need that. That's coming at a good time. We need that win. MAS: Yeah, if he said wins that's seven six. Don: I don't know the Okay, okay. MAS: Wait, no. How could it be seven six if you just said six seven? Yeah. Alright. Bengals at home. Don: No, no, seven seven. Yeah, seven seven. Brev: Mm-hmm. Is Joe Burrow going to be playing at this time? That's big question. Dyl: Bro, y'all losing that game. MAS: I say he is. Brev: Let's count that as a loss. MAS: Browns away. Don: Yeah. Brev: We'll beat the Browns. Don: Not as your door is playing. Brev: Now we'll beat the Browns. Don: Hey Nate. Hack God: ⁓ MAS: Jaguars at home. Brev: We'll beat the Jaguars. At home. As long as we're not playing at Jacksonville. MAS: Nine and a optimistic. Hack God: Hey, so like Brev, how much you wanna bid on our game? Don: Mm. Y'all won't go over two fifty. Y'all won't go two fifty. You won't go two fifty. Brev: I'm just gonna put a hundred on it right now. MAS: Going back to it. Hack God: Hundred. I could do a hundred. Brev: 200. MAS: Yeah, Josh went to the hundred dollar bets. Don: Two fifty, go two fifty. Hack God: No, no, it's fine now guys. Listen, I'm not gonna bet a thousand dollars against my friend. No, no, no I'm I'm just I'm just saying like Joshua, I I can't bet a K on my friend. I don't wanna take a a K for my friend. That's crazy. MAS: I'm not trying to do it either, bruh. I'm definitely I'm joking, but Don: ⁓ wow. It's for you it's for your sake, Moss, not his. He's like, I don't care. Brev: Yeah. Hack God: Yeah, yeah. For the f for the people that don't know, don't remember, me and Moss and I were gonna race in New York. And when I dust him I'm just gonna look at him and say, You see bro, I care about you. Now you get to keep your money. Yeah, yeah. I did not, I did not. Don: Mm. They don't want to bet a thousand on it. Miguel has Moss has offers a thousand dollar bet. Josh has turned it down. Brev: You see, bro, I care about you. MAS: No. Like I said. Hack God: I did. I did. I said I did, I did. I would r I would I you know you went down to like five hundred. Yeah, no, I'm cool. I would rather just take your pride. I rather just take that pride. You're so big. Dyl: Hmm. Brev: What's your bed at? What's your standing bed at? MAS: And I kept going down from there. Yeah, that's half off. Don: Just ba ⁓ loser loser has to buy the winner a meal for us of trip after w no matter when you guys race. You feel me? Brev: Well, you don't want to no money on him, Josh. MAS: Hey, I'll buy you some I'll buy you a plate from Adele's, bruh. You don't even know what the Adele's is the best halal plate out there. It's sh gas. Hack God: From where? ⁓ yeah, yeah, the ⁓ the the Middle Eastern food place. You know we walked past that before it was really popular, remember? We're like, What's that longest line? Yeah. Longest line, that's what it was. MAS: Yeah, we saw the line. It was it was a long ass line. I I waited and it was worth it. But anyway. Hack God: Yeah, we can do that. Go better, Dales. And a drink. And a drink. Like a cocktail. A cocktail. MAS: But the hundred too. Don: Drinks loser has to buy the loser has to buy the winner forthe rest of their trick their drinks. Hack God: That that can come into a K two. That's three a thousand two. Dyl: Yeah, that that might be a thousand right there, bro. Hey, listen. Listen. Brev: That's a great bet. That's a great bet. MAS: Nah, cause it's different j Josh versus me. Don: But you gotta think about it. There's gonna be times where like there's gonna be times where I'm just buying Brev: You have to run that race early in the trip then. MAS: That's too much. Hack God: Yeah, that's too much. What Don: Bro, there's gonna be times where if someone else is buying the tab. Brev: What? You tried to bet a thousand and you don't want MAS: I mean yeah, we definitely alternating freaking tabs, but that's a different story. Dyl: Dude, fuck that. Hack God: We are, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll just do a meal and a bell, a mil a mill and a bell, a meal and a cocktail. Brev: ⁓ yeah, you know what, by the way, that episode, said he'll outrun anyone that weighs 200 pounds. Mas, are not outrunning me, Nah, he's not outrunning me. Don: Pussy. MAS: It don't matter. I'm winning. I don't want Don: No, he said he said Miles Gary would catch him. He said Miles Gary would get him. MAS: I just meant an average person over two hundred pounds. Obviously no NFL play over two hundred or two hundred pounds. Brev: But you're not outrunning me. Don: You're not two hundred pounds. MAS: But you're not an average person though. I'm saying like just I Hack God: No. Brev: Shit, I'm- I'm- I'm- I'm, ⁓ I'm hovin' around it. Don: Bob is sure a hundred percent an average person, bro. He's a civilian. Hack God: Bru yeah, that w sp spit it out. He was for sure average person. That was crazy. Brev: I am the peak. Guys, I am the peak. I'm the peak average Joe. Don: Nice. Peak average? I'm not mad at that state. I'm not mad at that. That's what every man should try to strive for if you're not a freak athlete. Brev: Peak Average Joe. MAS: Yeah. Hack God: W we should do a triathlon. You we should do we should do we should do some push ups. We should Brev: I got foundational strength. I think I play sports pretty well. I mean, that's really all you need. Dyl: ⁓ yeah. MAS: Do the Iron Man. Hack God: I'm winning any weightlifting competition, I'm killing. And we can do pound for pound. We can do pound for pound. We can do pound for pound. We can do bench press, squat, deadlift. I'm killing y'all. Don: ⁓ look how much weight you're carrying on a daily, bro. Brev: Bro, you can write squat more because he's so fucking low to the ground Don: ⁓ by the way, Miles Garrett is not catching me. Brev: You have Hack God: Okay. Don: Mazgar does not care for me. I'm not in that same category. Yes, me. He's not hawking me down. He's not No he's not, bro. No he's not, bro. No he's not. No he's not. Dyl: Wait you? Hack God: Okay. Okay. No, no, he no Brev: Yes, he is. Yes, he is. And he's fucking taking both of your ACLs, bro. Yes, he is. Dyl: Bro, what? Hack God: JD, there's a difference between delusion and confidence. And you're teetering on delusion, my friend. You're on delusion. Don: No. Mm mm. Mm-mm. Listen, your your class is mosque. So when you talk about speed and racing, you talk to Mos. Don't talk to me. Because there's no way. There's no way. There's no way we're in the same conversation when we talk about speed, bro. Brev: and he's completely over the line of delusion. Dyl: Yeah, you shriven. Hack God: We can raise two nigga. We can race two nigga. We can raise two. We can raise two. We can raise two, nigga. We can raise two. Nigga, you ain't God. You ain't God. You ain't God. Who you think you are? That's crazy. Don: Fucking muddy mouse. MAS: Ay, hold up. Hold on. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Listen. Listen. When we raced back in four six seven or maybe it was four two nine. No no I but yeah, ⁓ me, Ron and Brevin raced. But J D didn't want to race. He refused to race. Why? I don't know. Hack God: We never raced. Don: I don't race. Why would why would Floyd fight a sixteen year old for the main event, bro? Why would Jordan play against an AAU team, bro? Brev: Yeah, and I effortlessly won. I look like a gazelle running, bro. Dyl: Damn, scary. Scary. MAS: No. Nah. Hack God: ⁓ my god. MAS: Hey, I wouldn't have brought that up if he supported me from day one and tell Josh that I'm dusting him. Don: I don't know who's winning that fight. I don't know who's winning that race. All I know is Hack God: Aw, he needs the confidence. He needs the confidence booster. He's like he's like about Dyl: ⁓ shit, hold on. Hold Don: No one's touching me ina race in the chat. Dyl: I I got Brev: JD, should have just erased this when... No, cause... What do mean, bro? Don: I don't need to. I didn't see any need to s stoop so low. Hack God: It was one of those things you know, we'll never know. Like, ⁓ MAS: Exactly. Don: Like why would I want to race a s ⁓ a snail? I get no satisfaction out of that. And I'm not wearing race appearal. So I'm going on my way to prove something that I already know. Hack God: Sure, Pops. Whatever whatever. Okay, sure. Okay. Brev: Crazy bro. Hack God: Mm, you say so. Brev: I already knew I was gonna win. MAS: That'd be like me rac not racing Josh. Don: No, you guys are actually equals. You think the the thing is we are not equals when it comes to athletic ability. Me, you you guys should aspire to be you guys should aspire to get to my athleticism. Every single one of you guys. MAS: But that's It's the same to an outsider to an outsider they see that situation the same. Hack God: Thing is delusional. I I am an athlete, bro. Honestly crazy. MAS: No no, I'm saying if another person who doesn't know us comes into that both of those situations, he's gonna say the same thing about both me and JD. He's gonna say that guy for some reason is too scared to race and he doesn't want to lose and that guy is scared and doesn't want to lose. I'm saying I'm saying both of those situations. Hack God: ⁓ one hundred percent, yeah, you're right, you're right. ⁓ yeah. I thought you were saying if the outside of Okay, you're right. Don: Right. Hack God: Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I thought you said if outside of stars you would think that okay. Don: Who is scared to race? Who is scared to race? I just told you why I'm not racing you guys. That's like me racing my eleven year old sister. What am I doing, bro? What do I get out of that? I I I lose pride racing slower people for no reason. Brev: You JD, you JD. Cuz you're scared! Hack God: No. I mean you your word your words say one thing but your actors show another. You know what I'm saying, bro? Like ⁓ no it's okay, bro. You you just got talk is cheap. Talk is cheap. Talk is cheap. Talk is cheap. Talk is cheap. Don: But I don't I don't need actions. You should already know. Like I said, every single one of you guys should aspire to be like me athleticism. When I take my shirt off, I look like Michael B. Jordan, bro. Hack God: Talk is cheap. Talk is cheap. No you do not, bro. But you're just you're you're just skinny. You're skinny. Brev: Shut the fuck up. Don: I didn't ask for this bro. I didn't ask for this. I wake up like this, bro. MAS: Shit. Don: I wake up feeling like me. You wake up feeling groggy. You need eight hours of sleep. I just have to close my eyes and blink. All I gotta do is take a breath and I'm fine. Hack God: Okay. No. No. This nigga that he's Batman now. It's crazy. Nigga's Batman. Honestly, bro, I think you can't I think Brev might actually be better than a basketball too, bro. Like honestly, bro. Like low key bro. Like you know, like I'm I'm saying like no ca no 'cause no cause I I realized no cause ca you know I'm just saying because I realized, you know, ⁓ Miguel and I we really don't really discuss like who's better at sports for the most part ⁓ we really don't play on sports anymore or with you guys. However, like you and Brev were always talking about it. Don: ⁓ MAS: ⁓ Don: Brev doesn't even have the Brad's bag is not even as deep as mine. What bre what Brab has over me is just shot. That's it. Brev: Ooh, an in-shape Brevin. Ooh, tough, bro. My shot is for sure better. My shot is better for sure. Hack God: But like from like film and what I've seen, I think Brev's a better athlete than you. He's playing football, running, catching. What do you mean? I'm just saying, bro. Like, you know, me and Moss already say, you know, we're we we're pushing 30. We're not fucking playing football sports anymore. We're chilling. We might work out here and there, but that's it. But you and Brev p playing basketball and reg leagues and stuff, and from what I've seen, Brev brev might my brev might have it. I don't know, bro. Brev: Hmm Don: You've never seen film of bread. What are talking about? Brev: Talk to them Josh! to them! Don: What can I say news? What have you seen? Brev: I got the flag football film too. I got the golf film. You want to see? Hack God: Flag football, yeah. Yeah. I'm just saying this, the separation we know for sure brev's better than you in in ⁓ football. One hundred percent. Everyone knows brev's better than you in football. You can't guard brev. In basketball, you and you and JD will ha you and Brev have a game. Yeah. Yes. MAS: Eight. Brev: 100%. Don: Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out, time out. Why do you have this man's dick so far up your mouth? Hack God: Yes. Wow, that's crazy. I can't get my opinion. It's my opinion, bro. I'm I'm not gathering someone. It's what I believe. I'm not doing tricks on it. I'm not doing tricks on it. I'm not doing tricks on it. I'm not doing tricks on this. I'm not saying he's better than you. It's not a glaze. It's just you. I'm not saying that all of us I'm just saying he's better than you. It's not doing tricks on it. MAS: I could see that too. 'Cause yeah, yeah. I'm not saying all out. Don: You can you can gas somebody, but your glazing is super hard right now. You're super glazing. You're super glazing. You're super glazing. You're doing tricks that I've never seen before. You're super glazing. If the total banana anything is glazed ⁓ all in itself. Brev: race been faxed. Don: Yeah, that was super glazed, bro. Did you get off on that? Brad? Talk to him, talk to him. Hack God: It was not. How how MAS: That was yeah. ⁓ That steam Yeah. Brev: Talk to him, Josh! Hack God: I didn't say that he did. Shit. I'm not glazing. I'm just saying he's better than you. I'm not saying he's better than you. I'm just saying he's better than you. He does more. He does more. He does more. No, cause I'm not good at basketball, so I can't talk about basketball. You know what I'm saying? You know. And I do. I do. More athletic for sure. What have I seen you do? You don't want to run, you don't want to compete. You're just a yapper. Don: Bro, you said it I did not respond to anything and you kept saying the same thing, bro. You want to make sure that Bevan knows how you feel about him, bro. Brev: Good facts, bro. I'd do more. I'd do more. I'd do more. Don: You can talk about what you see. And you said you've seen enough to say that he's better? It's crazy. You've never what did you see B doing b on the court? Brev: Hmm. Don: Go come who? Hack God: Hm? And Hoobin? Nah, I'm that's okay, Pops, you got that. Yeah. We can play football, run routes, lift weights, wrestle. No. Don: I'll I'll play you one on one. Yes. Then shut up. MAS: We did run rounds. Were you not there that one time? Don: Football's a savage sport, I don't need to participate in it. Brev: What is that? MAS: That must have been four two nine. Don: Only football I like is fantasy. Hack God: Yeah. Don: Bro, who's ⁓ your w most hated player that's left your team or that was on your team? Like like for me it'll probably be Ray Allen. I fucking hate him for leaving in Boston. No, for you personally, not what people other people think. Yeah, 'cause of Miami. Hack God: What do you mean hated? You mean before or after? MAS: I ⁓ Hated by the fans of Brev: Because of where he went to Miami. MAS: ⁓ Brev: So after he left he was... Hack God: Over Kyrie, JD, over Kyrie? Don: Kyrie, I mean, it kinda we kinda he didn't betray us, bro. We had a big three. And Kyrie kai bro, Ray Allen went to our biggest rival, bro. In the middle of the that era. Like, what are we doing, bro? Hack God: K G. ⁓ yeah. Don: So Hack God: Ayy, he's back. We see the red dot. Good to go. Good to go. Brev: Yeah, Dough, you're still not recording. ⁓ Dylan's recording. MAS: There it goes. Dyl: Okay. Let's go! Don: Yeah, but ⁓ Ray Allen's for sure for me. Brev: Rayon's yours, mine, I don't know bro, honestly. Don: Not so when I got traded. I mean, unless you requested a trade, that's different. But if you just got traded like Isaiah Thomas, I feel like that doesn't count. 'Cause it's like that wasn't their choice, you know. Brev: Yeah. I don't know. I haven't really hated anyone off the colts, like going to another team. Hack God: And you follow LeBron who MAS: Mm-hmm. ⁓ I got one. Camilo Doval, he was the closer for the Giants. He was like a big prospect. He threw gas like 104 cap. And the he just was fucking he had a bad attitude. I never liked him. Every time he was up there, he would get the job done, but he would also his highs and his lows were just polar opposites. He would just blow a game on some bullshit. And then they finally traded him to the Yankees. And I think he was last I checked, not doing so well there. Brev: have Don: Não é bom. MAS: Either. So that was a good trade. That was like last year. Hack God: When he gets rated. Don: ⁓ this is recent recent player. Hack God: Okay. Recent. Yeah, I thought it was like a ⁓ a older cat. MAS: Yeah. Nah. We also had another closer back in the day. Got rid of him. Trash. Hack God: I would say from from me, you know, being a Lakers and being a Lakers and K and Cowboys fan, we usually keep our players for the most part. So I will have to say I guess Micah Parsons, but I don't really hate him. You know, he went more money and he left. ⁓ It I yeah, I don't think like ⁓ I guess maybe O when he left T O but then like T O was doing worse on the Eagles than with us. Like, you know, he wasn't that much of a problem on the Cowboys. He just wanted more money and then you were like, nah, you be tripping some time you'd be tripping sometimes and we didn't pay him. He didn't Don: Mm. Yeah. I'm gonna yeah, I feel like T O would be for a lot of cowboys. You're not gonna buy no Lakers? Hack God: Nah, Lakers we we we keep all our players. Who wants to leave the Lakers? Don: I would. ⁓ what about Hack God: Well you know MAS: Ayuke. Don: Yeah, ⁓ you's about to get there for me. I don't know what's going on with that boy. Brev: oooh Hack God: Yeah, he's still on the team. Was that picture of him real when he's all chunky and he has that ⁓ commander's hat on? Or is that like AI? MAS: Yeah. You get in there though. Don: I I I haven't seen it. Brev: No, don't think he's yeah, I don't think he's out of shape. Yeah. Hack God: It was it was AI, yeah, it wanna be AR. Brev: Damn, that's a good one. Nightingale fans for sure, I'd hate that too. MAS: It's annoying. Just diva shit. Brev: Yeah. Don: I mean, the only reason I really don't really care too much because IU really didn't do too much. I mean, yeah, he had a good career with the Niners, but like he d he doesn't really hold historical value. So it's like him leaving, it's just like, all right, that was a footnote, you know? Yeah. I feel like Crabtree was more important to the Niners than IUK was. Hack God: Never let her bird. Brev: Yeah. Talking hell of a shit too. 100 % that's not even a question MAS: He's replaceable. To the fans. Don: But Ayuka's a better Ayuka's a better receiver though than Crabtree. Brev: He's a better route runner. Hack God: I mean. MAS: Raoul runner, that's what I gonna say. Don: He's better, bro. He's better. I'm taking I'm taking prime my U cover prime crabtree. Hack God: Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. So I found I found the picture. Yeah. It was for sure edited. Brev: Better outrunner. MAS: But Don: Yeah. Brev: I don't know. Dyl: I dunno, Crapture is a baller. Brev: Grouchy was tough, bro. Don: Catch you was a baller. I'm taking prime. Are you for sure. Brev: Skill wise probably IU is up there, but Hack God: JD, did you ever go to Candlestick? Yeah, yeah. I remember when I was driving the SL, someone pointed out to me. That's where the stadium was. I was like, What? That shit was beautiful. Why why would they right on the fucking like cliff next to the water? That was a must have been beautiful. It was? Don: Yeah, I I I fuck with candlestick, bro. Exactly. I literally just drove by there last weekend and drove by that spot. MAS: Rip. No, it was terrible. The wind was terrible. It was that's why they tore it down. They fucking it was terrible for gameplay. 'Cause the Giants played there too. Don: beautiful bro. No, that shit was beautiful. That's the scenery. That shit was beautiful. MAS: It's probably beautiful, but they don't have that problem now at Oracle. Hack God: Yeah, I would assume it was. Calling Cabinet and taking an e MAS: I mean, I I think I went there when I was a kid, but not nothing I can remember. Hack God: When didn't the Giants play that? Was it like a special game or something? Or like MAS: When they first came they first came from ⁓ I don't think right away, but they've been in San Francisco since fifty eight. So I think they played some other places, but at some point they were definitely in Canal State. I remember the years. Don: Mm. You don't got one breath? MAS: But that's a Hack God: ⁓ man, is it a quarterback? Is it a quarterback? ⁓ Brev: I don't remember his name. Nah. MAS: What the f W The question is, ⁓ a player on your team that you got your team got rid of that you were happy, like they were hated. A hated player. Don: What the fuck? Dyl: Wait, was the question? Brev: Nah, nah, nah, I know what you're Don: Eu tô Hack God: Yeah. Brev: You just hate that first. Dyl: ⁓ Yeah. Don: Yeah, this poor Josh is hella tickle. Hack God: Mm-hmm. Brev: I don't know there was a I don't know his name, but there is this one. He was a right tackle for us It was just a couple years ago, but he was dog shit bro. Like he was just holding and He was just He wasn't disciplined and he wore long sleeves and he wore long sleeves Yeah Don: Right tackle. ⁓ my gosh. This pull up all of his players. He has a nitpick of a right tackle. Hack God: You don't like him because he 'cause he didn't have it 'cause he didn't have drip. He had wrongs for you. Brev: Yeah, bro, and he was dog shit, bro. He was literally the weakest link on our line. MAS: You know, Drew. Dyl: Hey, wearing sleeves as an offensive lineman is crazy. Don: No it's not, bro. Let people have their drip. That's not crazy at all. Hack God: Honestly, it's not crazy. It's it's really not crazy. It's not. Brev: You can't have a long sleeves as a lineman. Not an offensive lineman. Don: Yes you can. Why why can't you? Hack God: Yes, you can. Maybe maybe maybe you don't want to get scratched and cut up. Yeah. Crazy. Don: Like what? That's drip. That's low key drip. MAS: When you put it that way it's crazy. Ow. ⁓ Brev: Bro, you- what? You don't wanna get scratched? You don't wanna get scratched? Dyl: Don't wanna get scratched. Don't wanna get scratched. Hack God: Or like protect scratch or cut? I don't know bro. Like shit. Protection the fuck? Hey bro. I don't know, bro. And that's who? Don: That's low key drip, bro. Because that's not a common accessory for linemen, so if he's wearing it, that shit's tough. I've never heard of that shit. Like that's that's stupid. Brev: No. No. No, it's frowned upon for offensive linemen. MAS: And from Brev: Who will often the lineman? Yes, bro. That's why rain sleet is snow. They're not wearing long sleeves, bro. You always know they're wearing nothing. Hack God: No I didn't I don't know. Don: I'm not I'm not going for it. It might be bro, some weird ass lineman shit, bro. Hack God: I don't think that's a known theme. ⁓ maybe in the NSO I guess. Hmm. Just just O linemen I guess. Just just O lineman shit. Brev: It is weird ass linemanship for sure and I didn't like it. MAS: It's goofy. Don: But that's the reason why you ate a player is cause he was wearing sleeve. That is insane. You loved all the coats. Brev: No, he just- you suck too. You wore number 73. I gotta look it up. You wore number 73. MAS: I mean, but that just means he's never hated any of his players. Don: I know, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm trying to say. He loves all the Colts. Like he never hated a Colts player. Hack God: You sure you don't hate no coach players? No one needs you guys dirty? Brev: Nah bro, what's his name? I'm gonna call him out right now. Don: It's a fair weather fan. The Indianapolis Coast has a fair weather fan base. Brev: Let's see. MAS: What do they call that? No, but there's another Yeah. Don: Fair weather, bro. They're not too high, they're not too low, they're just there. And they're loyal. Brev: Really? MAS: Lukewarm. Brev: What was his name? Don: ⁓ yeah, lukewarm. Brev: I think his name was like Davenport or something like that. MAS: Yeah. Don: It's probably a very respectable game going to a coast game. Probably very calm, you know. They probably got some candles lit in some aisles. MAS: like the giants I mean Hack God: The Giants and what the I mean baseball or football before I Okay, okay, okay. I was like there's no New York team. I don't say there's no New York team that's calm. The Jets will go crazy on your Jets man. No. MAS: ⁓ baseball. Don: It's not my baseball for sure. MAS: What the hell do I know about the New York Giants in football? Don: ⁓ what about what about the Mets? I don't hear too much about them. MAS: The Met ⁓ Mets are ass. ⁓ they're crazy. That's what? That's Queens, right? Don: The fans, fans. Hack God: Yeah, it's New York. Yeah, it's New York. Don: I mean I guess to New York. Brev: This motherfucker, right here. Don: This players know his name. Why do you hate him? Did he leave the team o like on his own or Hack God: ⁓ what race is he? What race is he, bruv? What ra what race is he, bruv? He's black, that's why. I see a pattern. I see a pattern. I see a pattern. Brev: I I don't remember. I think I cut, but that fool is dog shit, bro. Don: He's black, that's why he hasten. MAS: Yeah though. Dyl: Yeah bruh, hey bruh, what race is he? What race is he? ⁓ Yeah, that fuckin' tracks, buddy. Brev: Bro, no, he was terrible, He was terrible. Don: ⁓ MAS: Who's your favorite Hey, who's your favorite lineman from the Colts? Brev: Quinn Nelson. Dyl: ⁓ Don: When Hack God: Why didn't McGee's gonna say MAS: No, Quent Nelson. That's the white boy. Brev: Offensive lineman, Quentin Ellison for sure. Don: For sure, Quinn Nelson. Did you guys just get a stud too? Another lineman in the draft, like one or two years ago? MAS: No, he's the goat. Brev: We have Blake Freeland, he's nice. And Bernard Raymond? No, Bernard Raymond is nice. He's our left tackle now. He's nice, I think he got extended for a good, decent contract. Don: Talking about left tackles, man. How do we get here? The only only left tackle we should be talking about is ⁓ your boy. MAS: It's a raw episode. Don: ⁓ now. Yeah, what the fuck? That old fool. We gotta stop paying bro. Brev: Trent Williams. Don: Loki, bruh. Hack God: Yeah, bro. He's a hothead. I need to be tripping sometime. Don: I fuck with him heavy, girl, but it's like he's like what, thirty six right now? How what is he? Hack God: Remember do you remember when he took off on on fucking on Sherman? Was that Sherman? Yeah. Just took off auto. He said, I'll punch you. Do it then. Mick me, mick me I said, ooh. Don: Yeah, that shit was crazy. Brev: Mm-hmm Don: He's thirty seven, bro. MAS: Damn, he dunno he's that old. Don: This motherfucker's old and he's always hurt. We gotta let it go, bruh. We need to just blow up. Hack God: Yeah. That's not his fault. That that's that's that power plant. Don: It's not PowerPoint, but the age don't help, bro. And and like a player like him too, he got like the hardest assignments, so MAS: It's all bad. Don: Yeah. All right, bro. How you really feel? Brev: we got a DiGiorno pizza, bruh. ⁓ I don't guys need to try this, folding the DiGiorno pizza in half, ⁓ after you your ranch on it, your Thousand Island, whatever, blue cheese maybe, fold it in half and eat it that way, bro. Cause it's just for you, the whole pizza, bruh. Cause like I said, if you can't eat a whole DiGiorno pizza to yourself, Hack God: ⁓ yeah. MAS: He lost me. Hack God: Whole pizza. Yes. Brev: You're not a man, bro. That's just me. That's just me. You should always be able to eat a whole DiGiorno's pizza. MAS: It's it's the double crust. Hack God: No, no, folding it isn't that bad, but we gotta discuss the condiments you're adding on to your pizza. I know I'm I know I'm against the majority when it comes to ranch. I get that. I know I'm against You know I don't. You what I'm we passing, we're passing Brev: What's wrong with that? Don: You don't Rancho Pizza? ⁓ no, we're not you're not speaking on Condiments on Pizza then. You lost all privilege. Next. What was you what we about to say, Moss? What are you about to say, Moss? You don't like Rancho Pizza, bro? You Yo, no, time out. Josh, you don't Rancho Pizza? I don't remember this shit. You're being you're being performative, bro, I'm not gonna lie. Hack God: What do you mean? No, no, hold on, hold on. No, hold on. You you do realize most most most of the world most of the world doesn't put Dyl: Yeah, ranch is fire on pizza. MAS: Yeah. Dyl: Yeah Brev: Hey JD mute this fool bruh Hack God: No, I I don't like condiments. I don't like condiments. You guys I don't like condiments. I don't like ketchup, I don't like mustard. Brev: I don't remember that either. MAS: Alright. No. No. You cannot have ranch on your pizza, that's cool, but saying that ranch isn't good on pizza, that's where it's crazy. Don: So why are you speaking on topiments if you don't like condoms? Brev: You've been good since January, Josh. Hack God: What did I say? What was my first statement? I said I know. Did I even say I said I I said me personally, I don't like ranch, period. That's just me. I know, but but when I say like I'm not saying it's crazy, like people put ranch on their pizza, I don't think it's crazy. But but we are talking about Thousand Island on pizza. MAS: I'm not saying I d I want it I want it cleared up. I want it cleared up. Don: Mm-hmm. That's why I'm attacking you personally. I'm not attacking no one else. Understandable. MAS: It's a B level sauce. Don: No, but you said no ranch on pizza is not good. So why are you speaking about anything else on pizza? Brev: Mmm. Mmm. Hack God: To me personally. No, to me personally, you don't like peanut butter and jelly, and that's common as fuck. And that's common as fuck, bro. I would say peanut butter on jelly is far more common than ranch on pizza. Don: Ew. Brev: Ew. MAS: Pizza and ranch is weighed yeah. I Don: Peanut butter is disgusting. But I'm not talking about peanut butter shit right now. Brev: was nasty. MAS: ⁓ yeah. Dyl: Hey, what about pineapples on pizza? Brev: Damn, JD, we should've done that for how you really feel. Peanut butter's fucking disgusting, bro. my god. Hack God: Yeah. Yeah. I would say honestly, not like a peanut butter might be un American. Don: ⁓ man, dual dual. MAS: Nah, yeah. Run it back. Hold on. Give him the ninety seconds. Give him the ninety seconds. Rerun the ninety seconds right now. No one say anything. No one say anything. For your his for his new ⁓ how you really feel. No, Brevin. He wants to do it. Brev: We are, because I feel like I'm very passionate about that take. Don: For what? Josh? ⁓ you wanna do ⁓ peanut butter? We could do some ⁓ Brev: ⁓ peanut butter is by far one of the worst creations ever made, It- it fucking- it fucking- it feels weird, the texture's weird as shit, it's thick, it's like- it's sticky, it's- it's not a real- you don't put that on anything, bro. Don: Worst things ever. Hack God: It tracks, it tracks. Who made peanut butter? Don: And not a good pick. and also speak on the ⁓ how much it stinks, bro. That's just disgusting. ⁓ my God. People choose to eat that shit. Brev: It stinks, bro. The minute you open it, The minute you open it. Yeah, bro. Hack God: I honestly feel not like a peanut butter if you don't have a peanut allergy might be un American. Don: Well, I w I wish I had a penal allergy so I can have a better excuse to why I don't like that shit. Hack God: It might be un American. ⁓ anybody in jelly growing that might be un American. Brev: I think it makes us more legit because I don't have a penilegia. I've tried it and I just don't like it, bro. MAS: Yeah, Josh, we're the most American for sure. We're the most American. I said we're the most American for sure. Hey, okay. Hack God: Yeah. Don: Yeah, 'cause y'all love hot dogs. Good old American dish, bro. MAS: Nah, okay, wait. Hold on. Brevin. Hack God: You're like hot dog? Don: No, you you just love hot dogs. I like hot dogs. Yeah, I'll you hot link. You love hot dogs. And that's the first thing that's the first thing Moss grabs when you go to his Giants games. Straight to the glizzy counter. Hack God: No no, I don't love hot dogs. ⁓ Dyl: You're a glizzy goblin, bruh. Glizzy Goblin. Hack God: No MAS: They call it a giant dog there too. It's kinda crazy. Brev: I'm not gonna lie, every time I go to a ball game I get a hot dog. Don: Yeah. Me too. I fucking love hot dogs. MAS: Yeah. Hey wait, Brevin. But question, do you like Nutella? Brev: Yeah, Natal is cool. MAS: The same fucking texture really. It's a little bit thicker. If anything, it's thicker. It's thicker. Don: It's not the same shit. ⁓ okay. Same not same technique. And it's not thicker than peanut butter, bro. Brev: It doesn't taste the same. It doesn't taste the same. It doesn't taste the same. Hack God: ⁓ he's that same texture. No, no, no. How about how about cookie butter? How about cookie butter? Brev: cookie butter? I don't really eat cookie butter. Don: Ew. Hack God: Have you had it before? MAS: Honestly, almond butter. Brev: I've tried it probably once or twice. Hack God: Do you have a texture of cookie butter? Is that okay for you? Brev: I mean, wouldn't care for it, but... Don: R You guys are missing a point though. You guys are naming everything but peanut butter. Peanut butter is its own thing, bro. Hack God: The they're the same texture. Brev: Yeah, peanut- we're talking about peanut butter, bro. MAS: No, but I'm just trying to I'm just trying to find a fault in the argument. Hack God: No w no the the point is we're trying to find yeah, we're trying to find something that's similar to texture. Okay. Texture. Don: But there's nothing in comparable to peanut butter. That shit is the There's a lot of shit that texts like peanut butter. Everything in combination? MAS: But he's talking about texture. And so that's my closest Nutella. Okay, so that's what I'm saying. If you don't like the taste, that's that's it. I can't I can't tell you what to think is good. Brev: Okay, and I was also talking about taste. It does not taste good. Hack God: No, but would you know? Brev: And the smell. And the smell. Don: It's everything. And the smell. What is it, but the smell, the taste? Hack God: No, no, yeah, no, we be we can argue for something you don't like. We can argue for something you do like though. Like if you don't like peanut butter, you don't like it. But if you like thousands of nylon on your pizza, that's something that's kinda crazy. That has to be said. Don: ⁓ Brev: Why is that crazy? Why is that crazy? MAS: I've never tried it. Don: I think that's pretty upsurd too. Brev: What are you talking about? MAS: I wanna try it to be honest. Hack God: No. Brev: What are you talking about? Don: Thousand I was pretty good. So it depends on what kind of pizza 'cause like Thousand Lyle marinara sauce. That is it's two different It's just two different tastes, bro. Like Hack God: Та знали. MAS: We talking just normal pepperoni? Hack God: And cheese? ⁓ no. Brev: No, that's like thousand thing about thousand island that goes good with things that are like savory like it'll go good on a burger Don: But you already got marinara sauce. Hack God: Or salad. Yeah, or a salad. Don: I guess I don't know. I might I might try just for the elephant. For the halibut. Brev: Try it, Hey, try it. Try the Giorno pizza with some yum yum sauce on it. And then fold that shit. MAS: Yeah. Hack God: I'm from New New York. MAS: No, I'm not putting that on New York slice. You got me fucked up. Hack God: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I will say Brev: Fucking Miguel puts his fucking peanut butter on bananas and shit, bro. Hack God: I will say there was only one MAS: That's the everyone does that. Don: Wait, Tom, no, no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, for all the most people listening, people watching, this guy Moss used to have peanut butter banana sandwiches. And that's okay, that's whatever. You're gonna get your protein, you wanna get your snack, whatever. Do what you gotta do. But the craziest thing this dude did was when he got, he had no more bread, he got the butt end of the bread. Brev: That's a double- both of those things have weird textures, Hack God: ⁓ you ate it like a hot dog, bro. You ate it like a hot dog. With a butt bread. The butt bread. Don: got a whole banana, put it in like a hot dog, and drenched that chill in peanut butter and ate it like it was normal. And got another S. And got another S. Got another S. He's eating a peanut butter, banana, hot dog. Dyl: the ⁓ Brev: disgusting bro ⁓ my god bro MAS: I'm a man. I eat the N. I eat the N pieces. I eat the N all right, but look, how was that nasty? It was a toasted bread with peanut butter and banana. Brev: That shit was so nasty bro! Don: Easy. Hack God: No Brev: Yeah, you're grimey. You're honestly grimey for that, Miguel. Hack God: It's kind of lazy, bro. You couldn't chop it up. Brev: You grimy for that for sure. MAS: It was for sure lazy. I'm not gonna argue that. But why would I chop it up? Bro, it's going it's going down the same way, bro. It does not fucking matter. I'm gonna chew that shit up. Bruh. I'm a lazy college student. Bro. I laugh with y'all. I know that shit was funny as fuck, but in the moment, bro, I was just making a freaking quick snack, bruh. Brev: I didn't say lazy, I said grimy, bro. Hack God: It's susto. Grimy. I hate that yeah. Don: I understand that statement, but that's still like you got you can't get mad at us for thinking that shit was weird. It was just Brev: Yeah. nah to be fair you didn't have the worst one because b-list had the worst one for sure and you guys already know what i'm talking about he had Don: ⁓ my gosh. I don't they weren't there, bro. It was just me, you and him. MAS: Which one was that? I don't. Brev: Yeah, it was bad, bro. I... Barbecue chicken. Don: This fool got Milano's pizza, little personal-sized barbecue chicken pizza, and got chunky fucking peanut butter and smeared that shit all over it. That's what I'm doing better. And I think he only did that because we both voiced vocals like how much we hate peanut butter. He's like, you know what? I'll put on my pizza. That shit's good. And we're like, bro, that's disgusting. And he it's like the whole spread, bro. He was trying to prove a point, bro. This performing his front, bro. Looking back at it. MAS: Classic. Ooh. Brev: Bro, I honestly never looked at him the same after that. MAS: Out of spite. Brev: ⁓ Hack God: On the crust or the whole pizza? Brev: don't know bro, I don't know if he was trying to prove a point because we had just talked about it. I'm not sure if he was trying to prove a point but that shit was mad. Hack God: That's performative. That's performative. That's performative. Yeah, call them real quick we gotta make sure that that's performative. Well Yeah. Don: Ball performative as fuck, bro. MAS: There's no ⁓ Brev: yeah, i've never seen anyone do that and i hope i never ever see that again never did it again, cuz he knew that shit sucked, bro Don: Cause he never did it again. He never did it again. Cause that shit was close. He ruined that pizza. He knew he ruined that pizza. MAS: I'm sick. He rude. Brev: ⁓ my god. Don: ⁓ that was the worst thing I ever seen with peanut butter. MAS: Cheese and peanut butter? That sounds awful. Brev: Yeah. Hack God: Well John's decettable pizza, I don't know if you've ever been to it, but it's like a little kid place similar to Chuggy Cheese and they have all you can eat pizza. They have peanut butter pizza there. No it wasn't. Yeah. Don: I think I've been there. I think I've been there. MAS: That was the rich kid's Chuck E. Cheese. Don: But it's like a peanut butter flavored pizza or whatever. They make that taste to be tailored towards peanut butter being the main addition. Okay. But like peanut butter and barbecue chicken and yeah. Hack God: Yeah, but it still got peanut butter and cheese on that bitch. Yup. MAS: But well yeah, f well like fire wings, I don't think it's really peanut butter, but they have the peanut butter wings that are gas. Brev: That's crazy. Don: ⁓ I think that's that too. Hack God: Well no, but that that's not but peanut peanut butter and meat kinda goes together. Pad Thai, you know, peanut peanut sauce. Don: Mm me too. I buy take that shit off my Yeah. I say get that shit off my shit today. I don't wanna I try a I'll try anything but but peanut butter. MAS: I love Thai food. Brev: ⁓ I keep the peanut sauce on the side when I get pad thai. Keep put that on the side and just leave it on the side, you know? Yeah, get it off it, Yeah. Hack God: ⁓ you don't? Okay, okay. Okay, okay. MAS: Nah, expand your palate, bro. We're gonna be trying crazy shit when we go out to New York. I'm trying to do Hack God: New York. I'll try anything too. Except ketchup, mustard. Brev: Exactly, you guys know me, I'll literally eat anything but peanut butter. Dyl: Man. Hack God: Yeah. I feel like it's it's a condiment. Don: Or ⁓ or anything that looks like it looks when it was alive. Besides shrimp. But if it looks like what it looks like when it was alive, I don't wanna eat it. I'm sorry. I don't wanna eat it. MAS: I'm not mad at it. Dyl: I have nothing to add to this conversation. I'm allergic to that shit. Hack God: Can you seafood? Don: Well seafood? Damn. ⁓ Pinabody? MAS: Nah. Shellfish and shit. Dyl: Yeah, I can't eat seafood either. Hack God: Damn. Brev: So peanut butter, no, all nuts, seafood, chocolate, all that. Dyl: or peanut butter or peanut butter MAS: No. Hack God: Chocolate tip nigga. Don: I've seen Tom on I've seen Dylan eat nuts before. Dyl: Chocolate also. No you haven't. Don: Yeah, for real. Anytime we talk about them boats, this boy starts eating nuts. Brev: Every time he about Justin Herbert, bruh. Hack God: Mm-hmm. Dyl: How about the goat, bruh? Don: ⁓ mind you, I did name twelve quarterbacks better than Justin Herbert. And I'll stand by that. I wouldn't be performing if I really believe those guys. Brev: Yeah, bro. Dyl: Bruh, that was the most bullshit list. Don: I don't know how. You've yet to tell me who was bullshit on that list. I could I can do it again. We didn't name Bob Purdy. He's better than Herbert. We didn't I don't I didn't want to name Baker Mayfield. Only because he has started off great and then he ended pretty horrible, bro. Brev: You know who we didn't even name on that list? Dyl: You said... Brev: We didn't name Baker Mayfield easy. Dyl: Fuck no. MAS: Yeah, I remember on your list you were gonna say one, you were like, I'm not gonna say this one 'cause it's gonna make you mad And then you just moved on. Don: Yeah. Dyl: Alright, the only one I'm taking is Lamar, Joe, Josh, Patrick, and Stafford. Herbert is better than, bro, Herbert is better than Goff. Brev: Jared Goff? Jared Goff? Don: No, you're not you're not taking Jake off? You're not taking Jake off? You know what God did last year, bro? Brev: He's better than Jared Goff. Dyl: Herbert is better than Jared Goff. Brev: He's a better quarterback than Jared Goff. Don: No, he's not, bro. Jared Goff went off last year, bro. Jared Goff had the second most yards last year. He also had 34 touchdowns to eight interceptions. You wanna let's go over Justin Herbert's stats, bro. Justin Herbert had 3,700 yards last year. It's impressive. It's cool. Yeah, it's whatever. 26 touchdowns. The guy I just mentioned had 34. And Herbert had 13 interceptions, bro. Herbert only threw eight, bro. Goff only threw eight. We're speaking on last year. We're only speaking on last year. Dyl: Yes. It was an off year. Hey, we had an off year. We had an off year. We got Mike McDaniel. It's going to be a whole new offense. Herbert Thorn for $5,000 this year. Chargers winning the division. We're also sweeping the division. Don: You're holding on that sophomore that sophomore year too much, bro. Brev: Sweeping the division is crazy, You're not going to win a game against the Broncos. Dyl: Bro, just watch him play. Don: We we've seen him. Herbert is very talented. Herbert is really good. And he also doesn't have any receivers. I'm I I fuck with Herbert, but I'm just being realistic. Caleb Williams, Bo Megs, Troy Lawrence, Sam Darnold, Drake May, Dak Prescott, Jared Goff, Matthew Stafford, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, ⁓ John Hurts, Daniel Jones before he got hurt. Dyl: 12 quarterbacks better than him? ⁓ my god. Hack God: Did you say Keller Williams? Dyl: Did you say- you said- you said Bo Nix? Who else you say? You said Bo Nix. You said Trevor Lawrence? You said Trevor Lawrence? Bro, you're smokin' fuckin' dick, bro. Don: ⁓ my gosh. I did I did say Kevin Warren's and I did say Boney Furdy. And Black Purdy. I don't give a fuck what you want to say. Block Purdy's better than him. Kevin Lawrence, yes, Kevin Lawrence had better season than Justin Herbert last year. How? How? Lawrence threw four thousand yards. Lawrence threw twenty nine touchdowns. He threw twenty nine touchdowns, twelve interceptions. Dyl: Lawrence what? He had... that was what? His best year? Is that his best year? Don: More is yeah, more touching up. Sounds like a better callback. Dyl: What's his best year? Don: ⁓ my God. I'm not speaking on the careers. I'm talking about like off of what last year, coming into this year. ⁓ also Dyl: What are you talking about? Brev: If you want to talk about careers, we didn't even mention Aaron Rodgers. So, Don: Also Joe F ⁓ what's the name? Joe Bow was better than him too. Hack God: Joe Burr. Dyl: Yeah, I'll Joe. Joe Burrow, I'll take Joe Burrow. Don: I just bro that's on two D I say Lamar Jackson? I don't even think I said Lamar Jackson. Hack God: I it I think it'll be it would I think a better one is like name quarterbacks that he's better than. I mean that's what we should do. Yeah. Dyl: I said Lamar. I said Lamar. MAS: That w that's what it was. Don: No, that's a lot. That's gonna help him 'cause we can speak about all the quarterbacks that aren't playing. He's better than a lot of quarterbacks. Cause he's thirteen. Hack God: The league, starters, starters. Dyl: If, if, if the quarterback's name is not named Lamar, Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Matthew Stafford, fucking Joe Burrow, Justin Herbert is better than them. MAS: ⁓ I feel it, man. Hack God: Taylor Williams, Dak Prescott. Brev: What about Drake May? Don: No. Dignay's better than two. I didn't say Digmay. Bro. ⁓ he's better. Yes. Yeah, way better season than him. Hack God: Not Drake May. No. Brev: What about Saint Donald? Dyl: You did say Drake man. Brev: WorldBest Endowment. Dyl: You said Drakeman. Brev: What if it's Sam Darnold? Dyl: No, Herbert is better than Drake. Herbert is better than Drake May. Yes, he is. Bruh, you tell me, are you telling me Herbert is the what, 14th, 13th best quarterback in the league? Don: No, he's not. Thirty one touchdowns, eight touches, four forty hundred yards. Bro, Drake Matheus Drake Mathews for seventy two percent on the season, bro. Dyl: He be throwing fucking screen rounds and shit, but I don't wanna hear that shit. Don: He threw seventy two percent, bro. Brev: Alright, Dill, what about Sam Darnold? Dyl: Nah, I'm still taking herb out for St. Arnold. Brev: Sam Darn won the Super Bowl. Dyl: I'm gonna fuck Brev: Are you kidding me? Dyl: What are you to- Bruh, you're taking Sam Dahl over Justin Herbert. Brev: He went to, he played on two teams, two different years and won more than 12 games both of those seasons. Don: I don't know. I don't know. I Sam Darnold's I think that's ⁓ I think they're peers, I'm not gonna lie. They're peers. He's not smoking crack for that. They're peers though. I'm personally taking Herbert, but I don't think it's crazy to say Sam Darnold. I think it's crazy that you don't think Caleb Booms is better than Herbert. Dyl: Sam Darnold's a baller. I fuck with Sam Darnold. But you're smoking crack. Brev: He literally won the Super Hack God: You just don't like Hello because he paints his nails. Dyl: Justin Herbert is... Justin Herbert is... Wait, what? Hack God: I I think you just don't like Caleb Williams 'cause he paints his nails. If you watch the same playoffs I did, you gotta say super talented. Like come on. If you watch Dyl: Hey, Brett. He- ⁓ he's super talented. I said he was super talented in college. I said- I said unfortunately this guy's gonna be a fuckin' baller. Word for word. I think he's super talented now. I don't like the nails but he's talented. Hack God: Number one now. Brev: You say he's not stupid after now? Hack God: What about now? Do you really think you think you do you think he's more talented than Justin Herbert? Do you I think when you're playing that well you can do what you want to do? Like Dennis Rahman was rushing dresses and marrying himself. If you're playing that good, you can paint your nails and dance on TikTok. If you're doing your main thing, your side thing doesn't matter. And he's doing his main thing. You know who's not doing his main thing? You know who's not going to the playoffs? You know it's not getting playoff wins? Don: Mm. Okay. Hack God: Yes, Dylan. I bet you get it right. Dyl: Well, I mean, you said not get into the playoffs. Hack God: Wins and wins and wins. Wins. Nigga. Dyl: Don't make me bring up this Peyton Mang stat again. Don: Wha why? Put me in the conversation. Hack God: Yeah. Dyl: I'm not, but you're talking about playoff wins now. MAS: Strays. Brev: See what? Don: Fuck. What we're talking about current quarterbacks currently right now. We're not Yeah, we're talking about right now, today, the coming into this season. Herbert was not a top six quarterback last season. No, he's not. He's not playing the ball bigs, bro. Dyl: Y'all didn't even- you weren't even hearing me out when I was saying that. Brev: Yeah, could you ask for bullshit, Hack God: Currently, current quarterbacks, we're not saying trajectories or like your first few years, we're asking one question today. Dyl: Yeah, right now today, Herbert is the sixth best quarterback in NFL. Number six. Yes he is. Don: Why did he even throw four thousand yards? How many quarterbacks threw four thousand yards last year? Dyl: It was an- hey we had an off year. We had an off year. He had no O-line bro! He had no O-line! Bro, you see the O-line lineup? We had motherfuckers ranked 33rd. 33rd out of fucking- Don: Six six other quarterbacks with four thousand yards. Hack God: ⁓ I I no Dylan, I do feel you stats on everything. No, D Dylan, I do feel you. Dylan, Dylan, I feel you. Stats on everything, but even on the eye test, most of the players that J D mentioned look better. They do. Yeah, they look better. Honestly. They do. Don: That's not everything. No, they're not. Dyl: What? Based on the eye test? Don: Mm-hmm. Herbert also had opportunities, bro, so you can't keep him out off the line. Dyl: Bruh, if you want to go on iTest, there's numerous players in League saying this motherfucker's elite. Hack God: We're not saying he's not elite, we're saying he's not top five, top six. Dyl: Bruh, you're saying he's not elite but he's number 12? Or you're saying, I wait, you're saying Herbert is elite but he just happens to be fucking number 12, the 12 best quarterback. Don: Just right now. About mum number thirteen, thirteen, fourteen, that's not Hack God: I w ⁓ I I would say this current league, I would say most quarterbacks are elite now. There's so many good quarterbacks now. There's like so many. Now Don: And I think I think Cam Roy's gonna have a better season than Hope. No what didn't say Elite. Token Elite? Elite. Dyl: There's 12 elite quarterbacks in Elite. ⁓ Hack God: Yeah. Twelve elite eight elite. Brev: Elite? Elite! There's only like four or five. Hack God: Elite. It's okay, let's it's Yeah, that puts up elite. Dyl: Elite! Don: Okay, Jack, that's what I mean. Brev: No, he's not a lead. He's- Don: Forty five hundred forty five hundred yards. Forty touchdowns. Forty touchdowns is a lot, bro. Dyl: I said it, is over hated. I think Dak gets a lot of unnecessary hate. Brev: I just think we can't throw around a lead. Hack God: Rack is a lead. Isn't that a lead? Don: Who's the lead, bro? Who's the lead right now? 'Cause I say nothing separate. Brev: Elite is- Dyl: He had a, well, that guy had, he had a great season, didn't he? Hack God: Every season, Dak every season if Dak doesn't get hurt, he has all he's almost in ⁓ V P ⁓ consideration. He's top two. He's top two, top three ⁓ V P considerations. Don: Yes, you did have a great season. He had a great season, bro. He had a great season. But my thing is who what would you consider elite, bro? Who's elite right now? Dyl: Yeah. Brev: Josh Allen, Patrick Mahomes, Joe Burrow, and Marge. Hack God: Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson. Lamar Jackson. You know nigga just got an MVP like a year ago. He's not elite. Dyl: Justin Herbert. Don: Okay, L Lamar Jackson's not elite, bro. He's not currently he's not elite, bro. Currently he's not elite, bro. No. Dyl: Wait what? Lamar Jackson's not elite? What? What? Hack God: He's one year removed from a from an MVP and he's not elite. Don: Bro, last year Who Okay, you play what? How many games did you play last year? Brev: Just four elite quarterbacks. Dyl: He got hurt last year. He got hurt last year. You gotta look it up. Hack God: He was playing hard. He was playing hard to make the playoffs, like like Joe Burr was too. He came back and played. Don: He played thirteen games last year. He played thirteen games last year. Dyl: Lamar Jackson not being Lee is a hot take. Don: He's not a lead right Hack God: ⁓ my god. Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. Who's the lead thing JD? Who's the lead in JD? Dyl: What? Don: I love Lamar Jackson. Dyl: He's top five. Don: I I'm trying to figure out your your standard because you're t you're saying a quarterback that threw twenty one touchdowns and twenty five hundred yards is elite. Anybody can be elite. Yeah, you play yeah, he played yeah, you play a whole season. But if you're gonna be elite, you gotta pick up stats too, bro. That's part of being elite. He plays Hack God: I mean stats I don't know the IC stats are on everything. Dyl: He was hurt, bro. He was hurt! Hack God: If you don't have anyone to throw to, I don't know, man. MAS: Yeah, just like Madden, he can go from o Dyl: ⁓ yeah, he doesn't have receivers. MAS: You can regress. Hack God: Yeah, I'm just saying like if you look at like ⁓ Dak Prescott and J and if you say look at Dak Prescott and Trevor Lawrence, how many yards they have lost from drop passes is astonishing. If you look Don: I think I think Dak Pascal has less receivers than him, though. Jake Murray has less receivers than Lamar Jackson. Dyl: No. Wait, you said, but hold up, hold up. You said Dak Prescott has less receivers? ⁓ Drake May. MAS: Okay. Don: I'm I meant to say Drake May I misspoke. Drake May has a weaker receiving core than Lamar Jackson. And also less help. This fool also had Derrick Henry on his team. Hack God: Well you got Lamar Jackson is a dual threat too, and the nigga runs too. Don: He's a he's a great quarterback, but is he elite right now? Is he playing at elite level? No, he's not. Does he have elite ability? Yes, he does. Hundred percent. He's one ADP. And who other five? Hack God: Yeah, see yeah. Dyl: He was hurt! He was fucking hurt! Brev: I think there's five elite quarterbacks. You got Matt Stafford, Patrick Mahomes, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson. Don: Elite. Brev: What was that, four or five? And Joe Burrow. Dyl: BURR-O Don: Josh Allen elite though? Dyl: and Justin Herbert. Hack God: What hold on. Come again, J D? What did you just say? Don: Is Josh Allen elite? Is he playing at an elite level right now? I think you guys are caught up in people's namesake. Josh Allen has for sure peaked at an elite level. Yes, a hundred percent. Is he playing at an elite level right now? I don't know. Brev: Hey, you hear this one fucker man? Hack God: Is ⁓ Miguel, can you do me a favor? Can you look up who was ⁓ VP like the last two two years? Two years or so? MAS: Yeah. Don: Like I said, you're going to the past. You just got mad at Dam for doing this shit. Record talking about Hack God: A year a year? Dyl: Okay, wait, hold on, no, but you're saying Lamar and Josh are both not elites. Brev: Hey, mind you, mind you, Josh Allen, mind you, mind you, JD, you might be looking at his passing stats, but Josh Allen is a dual threat quarterback. Don: They they have not played a lease last year, they did not have a lease season. Neither one of those guys had a lease season last year. Hack God: Who was MVP last year? Dyl: Stafford. Don: Yeah before? Hack God: Yeah before, man, yeah, yeah before. Exactly. Dyl: The year before was Alan. Don: Okay, but we're speaking on the year that just came. Brev: And then Lamar the year before. Dyl: And Josh Allen actually wins. Like he wins. He wins ballgames. Brev: Exactly. Don: Okay. Listen. I did I did forget about Josh Allen's running ability. That fool had fourteen rushing touchdowns, bro. Fourteen fourteen rushing touchdowns? ⁓ my goodness. I'm sorry. I apologize. Josh Allen's a lead. I'm not going for the ⁓ Lamar Jackson though. Dyl: And he has a good playoff history. Brev: He's a great dual threat quarterback. He's probably the top tier dual threat quarterback. MAS: He's a dog, bruh. Dyl: I mean, yeah, yeah. MAS: Elite Dyl: Yeah, and listen, Josh Allen... Brev: Let's talk about Josh Allen's wide receiver core. Yeah. Don: Yeah, yeah. I'm not go I'm not going for that bullshit. Dyl: And listen, Josh Allen, he hasn't made it to the Super Bowl yet, but he performs really, really well in the playoffs. Don: No, Josh Allen's that guy. I I'm I forgot who I was talking about. Hayley Steinfield's husband is him. Hack God: Yeah, fuck him. Going home to Hilly Seinfeld has the key to the city of Buffalo. Nigga six ten. I drive him in fantasy every year. Dyl: He's a ham bro. Don: Nah. I'm a big Josh Allen fan, bro. I fuck with Josh Allen. He's for sure late. Lamar Jackson is not though. Lamar Jackson did not play at elite level last year and I don't care what you guys say. Dyl: Yeah, yeah, I'm a big Josh fan too. Hack God: Me too. Okay. Dyl: I'm tracking it up to he was fucking injured. Hack God: So it changed so so you're saying it changes year to year? If you have one elite year, you become an elite ⁓ quarterback for that. Don: You know what it was? No, that's that's that's basically Dillon's logic. Dylan's thinks Justin Hoover is a league quarterback because of his sophomore season when he thinks five thousand yards. Hack God: No, no, we're w we're we're not talking about them. I'm asking you question. Like so I can understand. So what is it so like if you have one if you have one off season, you're no longer elite, how does it work? Don: I don't know, I don't think. I think you have a weak season. Dyl: Justin Herbert statistically is off to one of the best starts in like the first six years of quarterback. Don: No, bro, you're not listening. I said they're not playing at an elite level. Yes, they're capable of being an elite quarterback. Yes, we know who those guys are. They're MVP. They fucking the at their peak, they're the best quarterbacks in the league. But they're not coming off an elite season. Well, Josh Allen is. I already said he is. Lamar Jackson's not playing elite last year. And yes, he was hurt. Yes, he was playing hurt. That goes into it. That's part of the game. He was playing hurt, so he wasn't playing at elite level. He's not elite right now. Hack God: I know, but the question the the question was we didn't say no no the question was we didn't we didn't Dyl: You're calling him not elite in general. You're just calling him not elite. MAS: Bruh. It's it's simple. No. Look at he sa no, he's saying there's literally rankings that can change throughout seasons. And right now top five, it's red colored and it says elite. And because of last season's performance, those people are dropping down below and then other people are going up. Don: He's not in there. Yes. Dyl: Then where do you put, alright, alright, bet, bet, where do put Patrick Mahomes? Hack God: I know that I know but by that logic, that must mean if you have one good season and you're one of those top five, that makes you elite. By that logic. Brev: Listen, I feel you. Don: Coming into next year. Brev: I did he listen, I understand what you're saying about last year him underperforming. But if we redrafted the whole league and then the first five draft picks had to pick quarterbacks, who are the first five quarterbacks coming off the board? Exactly. Which makes him elite, his ability makes him elite because we've seen it happen multiple times before. Don: I'm picking Lamar Jackson too. Like I said, he has elite ability. He's been elite before. And he's not playing at Elite right now. Dyl: Alright, alright, JD, JD, JD, JD, JD. MAS: So we're arguing two different things. Don: I'm I I'm being very clear on what I'm arguing about. Dyl: Alright, hey JD then, by your logic, is Patrick Mahomes elite? MAS: Yeah. We all are. Don: Patrones did not play elite last year, no. Dyl: So he's not elite right now. MAS: As, right? Don: No. Also he needs help. Hack God: You see but but but but I know I get that but JD but JD when you say that let me talk can I please say something but when when you say that if you say ⁓ he had an off season he's no longer a lead you that you have to say the opposite if they have one elite season that will make them elite and you say no to that so you're contradicting yourself by your logic no no I asked you a question I asked you a question you said no I when when I asked you I said MAS: Based on based on Jade's we can't be d we can't be mad at it. Based on JD's version of Elite. Dyl: I hate the chiefs. Listen, I hate the chiefs more than anyone fucking here. MAS: I didn't hear that. Don: Who do I say no to? Who's not elite right now? Who played Elite last year? I also don't I only rule this clear Hack God: I said if a quarterback has one elite season, does that make them an elite quarterback? You said no, ⁓ obviously next season. And now you're saying if you have one non elite season, it makes you non elite. That that that go that that that goes against it. Don: So you have okay, so you have one yes, and it doesn't work the same way. Because if you have one off season, you're still elite. You have one off you have one off season, you're still elite. You have one off season, you're still elite. because you have one off season, I'm still an elite quarterback. MAS: Okay. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. Dyl: Yeah, that's that lawyer talking right there. That's that lawyer talk. Yeah, talk that shit. Brev: You Hack God: No, it it does work the same way. You can't just change it. You can't you you Huh? Yes! Yes! Who has an elite career every single season except for Tom Brady? What are you talking about? No, he's the GOAT! He's the GOAT! MAS: Ha ha. Don: The the elite do. That's why elite it should be a hard fucking tier. You make everybody elite, bro. I think you need to play at elite all the time to be elite. If you're not playing elite, you're not elite right now. Elite should not just be thawing everybody just because you were good. Just because you were good. You can, yes. And he can be a meteor next year. I'm not saying he can never be a lead again. I never said he can never be elite again. Dyl: It was Aaron Rodgers up until... It was Aaron Rodgers up until... He left. Hack God: Yeah, man front. World, you make it take a long time. You can have one off season. That's why it's called a off season. That's why it's called a off season. Dyl: Listen bro, you said Lamar and Mahomes and hey listen I hate the cheese but you said they weren't elite bro. Don: You know Mahomes had off year last year. Hack God: Home for sure did. Dyl: Yeah, thousand percent. The whole chief sat off here. Don: Lamar had an off year last year. Matthew Stafford had an elite year last year. Jared Goff had elite year last year. Dak Prescott had an elite year last year. Drake May had an elite year last year. That's it. Dyl: But you're saying they're not elite? Brev: They're a lead spill, bro. MAS: We're arguing to do d two different things. Hack God: ⁓ since J D said Dak Prescott had an elite ⁓ season last year, I agree with him, you know. He won me over. He won me over. This is right now. Dyl: You piece of shit Don: Yeah. MAS: Hey, I'm gonna say if someone asked me what my version of Elite, I would it's like Brevin said. If the if I could for me as a casual fan, if I could pick five QBs that I know just off popularity and just hype and just h from what I've seen, that'd be like my version. Hack God: Ooh. Popularity and hype p i is not always the lead. Slippery slow, slippery slow. Yeah. Don: So Brev: That's a slippery slope, I mean... MAS: No, that's I'm just saying that's we're all talking about different things right now. So that's what I'm saying. That would be for me. Don: So would you drive I'm asking you as a as a casual watcher, would you get Aaron Rodgers or Caleb Williams right now? You're picking. MAS: I'd probably go Caleb Williams 'cause I know enough to know that Aaron Rodgers is like past that. Hack God: ⁓ shit. Don: Okay. Okay. ⁓ I guess Aaron Rodgers is the wrong one there. I can't think of another MAS: Yeah. Brev: Yeah, because you don't want to say Caleb Williams or Patrick Mahomes or Caleb Williams or Lamar Jackson because we're picking. Yeah. Don: Okay, Caleb Williams and Patrima Holmes. Who you getting right now? Hack God: Fuck. I ⁓ I don't know. Like I don't know. I don't know. How young's my team? How young's my team? MAS: Mahomes. Brev: Peeking Patrick Mahomes. MAS: Yeah. Dyl: Patrick Mahomes. Brev: Bro, you could know, but this is your first pick. You could build around him however you want. Quarterbacks can play until they're obviously like 40, so... Don: Caleb Williams is tough, bro. Caleb Williams is tough, bro. They can. But Mahomes is thirty, Caleb Williams is ⁓ twenty ⁓ my gosh, twenty four, and he's already ⁓ my gosh, come on, bro. Come on, bro. Hack God: How how how young's my team? Twenty four, I think, twenty six. Or twenty yeah yeah. Twenty six that niggas in his twenties, bro. Dyl: Bruh. Bruh. But how many Super Bowls has my home been to? Brev: So you guys are picking Caleb Williams over Patrick Mahomes. Don: I concur. Mahomes is him, bro. I think I think Mahomes Mahomes is not done either. He might end up being the GOAT if he keeps going. Hack God: Yeah, yes. No but like Dyl: He's been to five Super Bowls. Hack God: A hundred percent. ⁓ yeah. Tom Brady misses Dyl: Yeah, man. Brev: Yeah, don't ever say you're going to pick Caleb Williams over my homes because people are going to watch this and be like, ⁓ man, they give anybody podcasts now. ⁓ everybody get a platform. Man, not everyone deserves a mic. No, bro, do not ever say you pick Caleb Williams over Patrick Mahomes. Don: I can say what the fuck I want. Hack God: No, no, no, no, no. I say it depends it it depends on my team needs. MAS: Ha ha ha. Dyl: Yeah, we about to lose fans. We about to lose fans. We about to bury ourselves before we even get going. Don: Any anybody would do past their Hack God: No, I did I say that? Did I say that? No, I say it and also it depends on my team, you know. If I have an ass team, you think I'm just gonna get him to throw the nobodies? No. If I need if I have no receivers, no linemen, I want a team to develop. And then he's gonna be ass. He's gonna be ass. If he has no one to throw to, if he has no linemen, he's gonna be buns. Yeah. Hmm? Don: Kill You did better. MAS: What's the scheme? What's the scheme? Dyl: Bruh, I could have a great team, an ass team, I'm picking Patrick Mahomes over Caleb Williams. No matter what the team is. No matter what the team is. MAS: Yeah. Don: Well w we see what happens when the guys don't want to throw it to. They don't make playoffs. We see what happens when the Chiefs don't have anyone to throw it to. Actually the two outcomes, because they won Super Bowl with nobody to throw it to also. They motherfuckers won the Super Bowl with no receivers, bro. Hack God: Yeah. Dyl: No, ⁓ there's because there's been a a not not there's been some years where there's been some years Hack God: Yeah, yeah. Well they they had a good they had a good running back court and one of the greatest tight ends of all time and also an amazing coach. He had a tight end. Don: I don't care. He had no receivers, bruh. Dyl: Hey, hey the year they made the Super Bowl and lost to the Eagles who outside of Kelsey who's his receivers? Yad? Xavier Worthy? Brev: Xavier worthy. Don: No. Or Worthy was there? Dyl: But we've seen my homes have like, we've seen my homes have like the, for lack of a better term, fucking the no name receivers, and he still played well. We've seen it happen. Brev: Well, he lost the eagle. Don: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's all I was like, I I retract that statement. Hack God: He has he he also has one has I would say top three ⁓ greatest coaches of all time. Don: Okay. I retract that statement and I will not take Caleb Williams over Mahomes right now today. But I have an argument for for Lamar Jackson for sure. Hack God: I probably would I probably wouldn't either, but still. I'm arguing arguing that case. ⁓ Where you guys going? ⁓ Brev: Thank you. Thank you. MAS: Who gas spook? Brev: What? Don: Yo. That fool scared me, how scared he got. MAS: You gotta get the screenshot of the Dyl: it Don: Jump scare is crazy. I'm taking Caleb Williams over Lamar Jackson, though. I'm building a team today. I'm taking Caleb Williams. You could quote me on that shit. MAS: The bag over is it? Hack God: Alright. Dyl: man i don't agree with that either Don: Lamar Jackson. Brev: That's not as crazy as the Mahomes one. Don: Yeah. I'm I'm doing it though. I'm I'm doing it. No questions asked. I want it. Dyl: Yeah, yeah, that's not as crazy as Bohemian for sure. Brev: That's not as crazy as my home phone. Dyl: How old is Lamar? Brev: Mon has three rings, so... Don: Lamar twenty nine. I think I'm taking Kelly Williams. I'm building the team right I'm taking Kelly Williams over Lamar. I don't care what my team is. Hack God: Well what's the question? Dyl: He's still got some years left. Brev: I'm still taking. Dyl: Because Lamar's a great passer still too, even when he's not running. Don: Bro, I seen Caleb w that game against the Niners, bro, Caleb Williams is balling, bro. Brev: Here's Wally, his upside is insane. Hack God: No, I will say yeah, Caleb's younger than us, he's twenty four. I will say this. I I was in Vegas, you know, drunk, watching the game, and low key, everybody was going against was it the Rams he played? Who did he play? I forgot. Don: He's twenty four, bro. Dyl: He's a baller. Yeah, he's- MAS: That's insane. Don: I forgot. Hack God: But anyways, that play in overtime when he just flung that bitch, one of the greatest plays I've ever seen in football yeah, the rounds, yeah. One of the greatest plays I've ever seen in football. Brev: Ooh, I guess the Rams? Bro, that fool ran back 25 yards, bro. Don: Yo, he's he was bro, Caleb is tough, bro. Brev: and launched it. Hack God: He launched it. Don: He was he's tough, but Brev: That shit was for sure better than anything Justin Herbert has ever done. Don: And I must I'm I'm definitely kidding when we go to Justin River. Four times out of five. Dyl: No! No! No! No! Brev: You You said four times out of five you're taking Caleb? I'm taking- Don: Yeah. Hack God: Nigga ten out of ten. What perfect score. The fuck? Dyl: Bruh, you said that was better than anything Herbert's ever done. Brev: Four times out of five is, that's actually fair. Huh? Hack God: Yes. Don: A hundred percent. Caleb Williams had a Caleb Williams season this year, the some of the stuff he was doing bro, I've never seen Dyl: What do you, bruh, bruh, do you guys, nah, nah, I'm about to, hey, that the year, now we lost this game in overtime, but the year that we played the Raiders and we're down 15 with, this was in the Brandon Staley era. Remember, Herbert converted like three fourth downs and he tied it up. Hack God: We are playing that game. You lost to the Raiders? Dyl: What was it? think it was with zero seconds left in the game. Season on the fucking line. Ice cold. And then don't forget to mention the fucking throw against the Giants. 65 yards getting hit. Boom, right down the middle. Brev: Bro, I've seen Anthony Richardson throw a crazy pass. Dyl: I don't even, bro, we're not talking about Anthony Richardson. We're not talking about Anthony Richardson. MAS: Hey. I'm sorry, that that sounded like a that sounded like a lullaby. Don: Or his stats? Yeah, bro, he wasn't saying anything. I can tell you something though. The last time Hover threw the last time Hover threw 30 touchdowns was his second year, which is four years ago. The last time he threw four thousand yards was 3 years ago. He's not elite, bro. Not elite, bro. Sorry. Hack God: Hey, hey, hey, hey, Dylan, Dylan also Dylan, Dylan. Yeah, ⁓ listen. Brev: Yeah. Dyl: He's a dual threat! MAS: He's a great quarterback. Dyl: Natalie is fucking crazy. Don: Great quarterback. Great quarterback. Brev: Great quarterback. think like franchise quarterback and elite are two different things. Yeah. Don: Yeah, he's a franchise quarterback for sure. Hack God: Justin Herbert's highest on passing yards in a playoff game is two hundred and seventy three and one touchdown and he lost in overtime against the Jacksonville Jaguars. One touchdown. Yes. Don: One touchdown? And you're a week? You're talking one touchdown in the fucking playoffs? That's not a week, bro. MAS: Jag's. Dyl: Nah, it wasn't overtime. Nope. Hack God: And and then here here's here's on Caleb Williams' first playoff appearance against the Green Bay Packers. Three hundred and sixty-one yards, two touchdowns, and a fourth quarter comeback win. And the Packers were a good team. Mmm. That was a great guy. And then a week later, a week later, he does an amazing play to keep his team alive. And got fucked over in overtime. Don: Mm. ⁓ my goodness. And ⁓ and the Packers were a good team. The Packers are a good team. That's a that's a elite that is an elite performance. Brev: that was an insane game, bro MAS: That was a great game. Yeah, yeah, I remember watching that. Dyl: That was a great game. That was one of the best games. Hack God: ⁓ no. It seems like those plays are w are far more amazing than anything Herbert has done, in my opinion. I could be wrong, but in my opinion. Well he's one one. He's one one. So he's one and one and you're ⁓ and three. One and one, ⁓ and three. Dyl: Did... Wait, what happened in overtime? What happened in overtime? What? You say he got fucked over and over time? How do you get fucked over and over time? MAS: A memorable performance. Hack God: Yeah. I don't think you got pff I forgot, I forgot. Let me research. I don't wanna say wrong thing. I don't wanna say the wrong thing. MAS: But yeah, I see what you're saying though, like a memorable a memorable performance. Hack God: Yeah. Dyl: think you throw a pick in overtime. MAS: And to lose the game. Brev: It wasn't his fault though. It wasn't his fault. He's not running. Hack God: That's what happened. That's what happened. Don: Hey, I tell you I'll tell you something, you won't talk about overtime performance, bro. Where's hurt this last game in playoffs? Hack God: ⁓ no, he got fucked over because his cause his coach was fucking greedy. Dyl: the Patriots game. Don: A coaching game. Do you want to go over the sides ball for our game? Mr. Elite Hobart? Dyl: Be sure to mention the sax, too. Hack God: It's because his clothes were green. What did we say? Sacks your fault. Run away. Don: You got that six times. You got that six times. Dyl: Actually, up pressures and hits also. Hack God: Saxy Saxy, your fault. Bodge that shit, nigga. Don: looking more pressure than his but he got a hundred and fifty nine passing yards bro I don't give a fuck who's chasing you you need to put up some fucking numbers bro if you're a we you need to kill your team all elite quarterbacks had offensive lines bro Dyl: Look up pressures and hits. No, it's... Look it up. Bro, we didn't have an O-line last year, We didn't have an O-line. Hack God: Russell Wilson Russell Wilson was five nine running for his life and won a Super Bowl. Russell Wilson was five nine running for his life. Dyl: Bro, we were picking up people off the practice squad. Brev: Joe Borough was running for his life and made the Super Bowl. Don: ⁓ my gosh, I forgot about we're talking about bad offensive lines. Joe Braun went stupid with a bad offensive line. What are we talking about? Dyl: That was an anomaly. ⁓ I've said it before, the Banglers anomaly and they never made it back. Hack God: He throws every year. Don: But they did and he performed. What a bad offensive line like you keep fucking going back to for Justin Herbert, bro. You can't keep using that same excuse. Dyl: I keep saying, hey, the Bengals are an anomaly. Hey, I put Joe Burrow over Justin Herbert, did I not? I put Burrow over Herbert. Yeah, I fuck with Joe. He's a baller. Hack God: And he lost to a historic Rams team. They had fucking OBJ's last premiere. Fucking the a triple crown winner. Don: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you did. Hack God: Yeah. And he lo he lost an historic Rams team. They had fucking OBJ, a triple crown winner. Yeah. The money teams come on. Yeah. Dyl: Yeah, he lost to the money team. He lost to the money team. Yeah. Don: Yeah, that was bad. That was good. Brev: Hey, Andrew Luck didn't have an offensive line, at he got some playoff wins. Dyl: He quit. He quit. He fucking quit. He fucking quit. He quit. He quit. He quit. Hack God: That's why he retired. And niggas banged up. He said, fuck this shit. And retired. He quit. He quit. He quit. He quit. Quinner. Quinner. Quinner. Quinner. Don: This book cannot he you're seeing on the quarter. He always finds opportunity to speak on handle us, bro. Brev: At least he had, and he had playoff runs. He beat, he beat the number one seed Broncos with paint manning, by the way. He beat the Broncos after, in the second round. Are you kidding me? Don: You can't great play once. He did have a great program. Dyl: He fucking... He... He gave up on the boys. He gave up on his boys. Brev: And he's still better than Herbert. That's crazy. Hack God: He he wrote it at last minute. He wrote it last minute. Dyl: Matter of fact, yeah, he gave up on week before the fucking season starts. He gave up on his boys. He said, hey, you know what? Fucking deuces, motherfuckers. Brev: And he's and and Justin Herbert couldn't fucking tie his two laces, bro. Hack God: He caused he caused problems in my fantasy league. He caused problems in my fantasy league. We had to really discuss doing a redraft. Well, no, bro, that's on you. We really almost had to discuss doing a redraft. It was it wasn't. It wasn't. Don: That's not a root job worthy event, I'm not gonna lie. Dyl: Bruh, right when they got the offensive line too, right when they built around him, said, you know what, I'm gonna catch you motherfuckers later. See ya. Brev: No, and... and Justin Herbert still isn't worthy enough to shine fucking Andrew Lux cleats, He's still not worthy enough. Hack God: Yeah. Yes he is. Yes he is. He's still playing. Any comment quarterback Yeah, he's still playing. He got a quarter. He got a quarter. Don: Yes he is. Yes he is. Dyl: Yes he is bro. Brev: Yeah, you can't win a playoff game MAS: Shut that down real quick. Don: He's definitely he's definitely can he definitely can clean his shoes, bro. Dyl: What the fuck? Quitter, bruh. Justin Herbert played with broken ribs. Justin Herbert played with broken ribs. Brev: Hey, remember that game? that game? Angela came back in a playoff game from 28 points. Justin Herbert gave a- Hack God: Bro, bro, bro. Tony Womo was playing with a broken fucking back. His back was broken spinal. He had a broken fucking back. What do you mean a broken back? Brev: And he didn't do anything, bro. He didn't do anything still. Did he go to the Super Bowl? Dyl: Yup. MAS: I know. Dyl: Philip Rivers played with a torn ACL in the AFC Championship game. Brev: Did he ever get to the NLC Championship game? Hack God: You you know. Well y you you you know the answer that middle. Brev: Did he ever get there? Ever! Don: Hey bruv, bruv, bruv, the the I don't want to quit nothing. Brev: He played one year with him. Don: And you quit after that? You got one of the best linemen in the game? You're like, ⁓ I don't I don't feel safe. Hack God: Two years before the JT. MAS: saying that? What does that mean? Brev: Fucking shit bro, you guys are crazy bro. You guys are crazy. Don: All right, bro, we gotta do ⁓ we can talk about how bad we can talk about how much of Andrew Luck is a quitter all night, but we gotta close it with the outro. deal with Hack of the Week. Dyl: Hack of the Week, my boy KP's dropping a fucking album on the 26th. KP told me that, or KP said I could be his manager if he blows up, so. Don: Spell his name for people. Dyl: ⁓ K-E-I-P-E-E. ⁓ Don: when? ⁓ Dyl: KP said I could be his manager if he blows up. Brev: ⁓ Hack God: You mean when he blows up, when he we gotta get on affirmation. Don: Shower KP. Dyl: When when when yeah when he blows up Ay, and I heard the album too, he sent me the album, that shit's fucking fire, bro. Hack God: When is it dropping? Don: Coming out in this month. Dyl: 26th. Yup. Don: KP. Dyl: Shoutout KP bruh MAS: Let's go. You got that summer music or what? Dyl: Nah, he got like... I'm not... He on his JT shit. He's on his JT shirt on this one. MAS: I feel like you played Justin Timberlake in the summer though. Dyl: Yeah, yeah, he do got some summer songs for sure.