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Pineapple Upside-Down-Danielle · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Hello, darlings, we
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have a great episode talking about summer House today and this bonkers engagement, this
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Pineapple upside down Danielle Dockers or Die. Can't wait to get into that with
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you. But before we do, we have to serve up some dish,
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serving dish. Oh boy, we all saw it happen. Kim files for
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divorce from Kroy. Everybody's reporting it. Everyone has got the news. TMZ
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reported this Monday, saying that April thirtieth is the date of separation between her
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and Croy. A rep from Zoiak has no comment when reached by Page six.
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And you know, here's the thing. This is coming hours after TMZ
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reported that they owe the irs more than a million dollars. They've got some
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legal documents saying that they owe unpaid taxes, interest penalties from twenty thirteen,
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twenty seventeen, and twenty eighteen. This is something that we all knew was
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coming because we had heard about the foreclosure of their home, to which Kim
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was on Instagram being like, hey, haters, I'm still here. I'm
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not going anywhere. God damn. So she was just bouncing that rumor.
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Out of course, the girls were spotted at Lax you know, weeks ago,
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and TMZ was asking them, well, what's happening, what's all with
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this news. They're like, oh, no, we're fine, We're fine.
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We're in that house, We're in that mansion. You'll see, you'll
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see. Well, now we're seeing that they're gonna have a divorce. We're
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gonna have a divorce. I'm actually waiting for Kim to come out and be
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like, just because a file for divorce doesn't mean I'm getting divorced, idiots,
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haters, CROI still got that great ass. Just because a filed for
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divorce doesn't mean I ain't got no great ass. I'm not leaving this house,
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haters. I posted on my Patreon page that this was happening. I
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wanted to know everyone's thoughts, Like, what do you think about this divorce?
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I mean, we were all very shocked. I would say we'd be
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more shocked hadn't Scandaval happened. I feel like Scandival took all of our shock
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reflexes away. That just zapped our ability to be shocked about anything in the
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Bravo sphere anymore. But it was still shocking. But people are saying that.
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Actually, Christine on my Patreon page says, I was shocked too,
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But like you think, this must have something to do with how they repay
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their debt or perhaps the home in foreclosure taxis tax issues. Her alleged gambling
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and spending just caused a plethora of problems between the two. It also peaked
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interest for a return to the spotlight for more money to be earned. God
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damn, Christine, you figured me out. Is Bravo listening. I mean,
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are they gonna say, look, all right, Kim, you got
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our attention. We know you owe some money, and really we owe you
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a debt of gratitude for bringing us tardy for the party. If nothing else,
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if nothing else, just bring her back for a little while. Let
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her exploit this, let her make a few bucks, let her learn her
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lesson. This is insane. The other thing that people are saying too is,
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you know, bringing up her gambling. I think she's got a gambling
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addiction. Look, she's been very vocal about that in the past. She's
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been you know, she was saying in an interview one time, I was
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like, oh, yeah, we went down, we went down Tennessee.
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I lost two hundred and fifty k. Whoh so is it because kim or
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is it croying? Apparently Croi is the one who handled their finances. Mckims
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the one gambling. In a way, we all feel bad for the kids.
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There is no two ways about that. Nobody wants to see this happen
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when she's got so many kids and there's no Tracy around. Tracy damn gambled
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away all the money. Tracy's like, I'm glad I got off that ship.
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Lalla shows up in her robe commenting on this too. She does as
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she says, she does her best work in her robe. I mean,
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you gotta love a Lalla story in a robe, and she's basically like,
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send it to Daryl kim So. But she pretty much says that she doesn't
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like what she sees because she's saying, like, look, this is a
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perfect example of why I don't want to be married. She says, I
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can control me, I can't control other people. She says that I don't
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like liabilities, So I mean, I hear you. I hear you.
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But some people think this is a ploy for attention to pay off. They're
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dead this divorce. In other news, DJ James Kennedy is a homeowner.
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He bought a house in Burbank for one point three five million on a homeowner.
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What's up, everybody. I gotta feel bad for his neighbors because he's
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a DJ, I mean, and he's living like right in the in the
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suburbs of Burbank, and I mean, he's gonna be kicking it, yo.
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DJ Kennedy just put a new cribbon bow bike. Holl the fucker.
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It's fifteen hundred square feet, it's got three bed trims in, it's sweaty,
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fucking chic, new roofs, new windows, ho woolf full stainless steel,
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apployanceas not dolphencing. It's gott an in ground pool. I like in
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the description, it's gotta really let us know it's in ground. It's in
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ground, God forbid and above ground. Okay on mc growth as man with
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the inground pool. See you next Tuesday. It's just so exciting. I
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am really excited for him. Situate it in a quiet neighborhood. Tom Sander
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Belle sucks. His career is over that school. Do you touch garage?
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Mo the fucal. Yeah, Anyway, I'm so excited for him. So
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congratulations to the new homeowner, DJ James Kennedy. Project Runway is back for
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a two part special premiere on June fifteenth. This is gonna be an all
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star season. We're bringing back Christian Siriano. It's gonna be a great season,
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of course, Nina Garcia, Brandon Maxwell, Elaine welterrof an exciting judges
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panel. We're gonna get people like Alicia Silverstone, Zach Posen. Guys,
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we're getting Julia Fox, Kate Chastain, Luanne dele SEPs, Terling. I'm
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not gonna miss a Project one right, Durling, I'm not going to miss
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the Project Runway. Ullstars. Durlings make me a cabaret outfit. So exciting.
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I cannot wait for this. I'm so jazz about Project one Way All
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Stars. Oh anyway, So June fifteenth, that's going to begin. So
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happy about that. Now, without further ado, we've got to get in
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to our summer house recap. It is summer house time. It is a
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pineapple upside down house right now, you guys, Summer should be fun,
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but it is rought with drama. This engagement is got Danielle spiraling like anyone
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has ever seen anyone spiral before. I cannot even believe that we had to
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watch poor Danielle walk around this engagement party asking everyone, when did you find
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out? How long did you know? How long did you know? You
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guys? I this was extremely awkward to watch, but absolutely riveting. So
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let's discuss. We pick up with Carl and Lindsay on their perfect beach engagement
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and She's like, babe, babe, babe A thousand times yes babe,
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and Carl's just like she said yes, So this is great, girl.
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We love Carl. They walk off the beach, Lindsay's like, nailed it,
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which we all know, and Paige said it for all of us.
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I mean, she wore shoulder pads to the beach, she knew, her
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hair was curled, she knew ladies and gentlemen, how many of you out
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there knew about your proposal? I mean, or at least had a sneaking
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suspicion. It was hilarious. Later when Lindsay's like, little did I know?
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Little? Did a lot? Did you know a lot? Did you
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know? It was amazing to know that she actually knew and that we're calling
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it out now. She was surprised about the family being flown in that I
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will tell you, I mean kind of because when they left the beach,
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Carl was, no, don't call your parents. The reception is bad.
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Poor Carl. He's the worst actor in the world. I love I love
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that. I love that for us, for reality television when people can't act.
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And Lindsey sees right there, She's like, sure, babe, yeah,
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babe, I won't call babe. But she did seem genuinely surprised when
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they got to Dockers. You guys shout out to Dockers when Kyle makes the
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engagement announcement to the summer House about Dockers, because it's all about Dockers.
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It's all about Dockers and Danielle at the end of the day. So Kyle
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makes the engagement announcement to the group, He's like, guys, Uh,
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lover Boys new Variety pack is out, and uh, Page's like, Kyle
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got to it. We know that you have something, is I He's like,
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right anyway, So, uh, we'll talk about lover Boy later.
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But uh, tonight, Dockers. Guy, We're on a doctor's and it
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looks like there's been an engagemrint. There's been a proposal on the beach and
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Carl works for a lover boy proposed to Lindsey, and uh, she said,
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yeah, asking the glory by asking the glory of their engagement. And
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then all of a sudden, here we go. And so now it all
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begins. I mean, this is like a Harold pinter play. Danielle starts.
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Oh, she's starting. Oh, she's starting. All right, she's
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starting, Darling, she's starting. I'm glad Carl included me in the whole
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thing, because that's really cool. Whatever, he didn't include me either.
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Frankly, I'm a little upset. And so now she stands up when actually
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she was already standing up, I think, and then she walks away from
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the group. Everyone's sitting at the table, and it just becomes this whole
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monologue. Danielle is doing an entire monologue about how she wasn't included. It
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is, you know, typically the summer house is pretty raucous. You could
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hear a pin drop, you could hear an empty lover boy can drop in
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that kitchen. When Danielle walks away and she's just Kyle, Am I even
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gonna be invited to the wedding? Kyle? They pushed me away that's really
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fucking cool. It says a lot, does it. It says a lot
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without saying anything. I mean, I was about to show up in dung
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grees? What is a dungree? It's James for British? Am I even
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gonna be invited to the wedding? I mean, who knows? That's bullshit,
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Kyle, that's bullshit. Everything that I've done for this friendship, everything
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everything I've done for Carl Lindsay it's gone away. Oh well, let's just
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try to see the bright side of things. I have to say. I
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just I I hate that Danielle's so upset, but it makes for great television.
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She's so hurt, she's so hurt, and she's letting it out.
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This is the time and the place. Okay, you guys, this is
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the time and the place. It's okay, she can let it out in
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front of the summerhouse. This is what it's for. You air your grievances
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across the kitchen. You let it all out. You let someone try to
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come comfort you, even though no one really does. Kyle's just standing there
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and then Maya's like, can someone help her? It's like, it's so
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sad to me that everyone's just sitting here staring at Danielle, and Maya is
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really the only one who half makes an effort. But she's like, can
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someone help her? Meaning I don't really want to help her. Kyle.
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You're the closest one to her technically in proximity, so can you do something?
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Reach out and touch her shoulder? And then she goes over and she's
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like, it's okay, it's okay. And the next thing, you know,
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within seconds, within seconds, Maya, you hear this, Guess who
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just got engaged? Sierra calls it, she's sick, runs outside. Bitch,
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bitch, bitch. Guess who got engaged? Guess who just got engaged?
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Oh my gosh, so good. Back in the kitchen, Kyle says,
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well, you know it's okay. We can sell itch it with some
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new loverboy variety. Back, I'm gonna go sign some boxes over at Bevemo.
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There's nothing left, there's nothing left to salvage. This is the final
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straw. All right, Well I tried. I mean, this is kind
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of giving me Melissa Teresa vibes right anyone feeling the Melissa Teresa vibes right now?
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Weddings engagements they ruined famblies and friendships. And this is yet another example.
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Here we have Melissa on Jersey who's not invited to be in the wedding.
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Well, I mean she kind of was, hey, do you want
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so? Do you want to be in my wedding? Or know I mean
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too little, too late, But the point being that that relationship is dead
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in the water. And now this relationship is dead in the water. Can
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we all just get on the same page in life and just all agree,
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no matter what is going on in your life when it comes to engagements and
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weddings, let's all just put our best foot forward, fake it till you
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make it, and just be happy for the people who are getting engaged and
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married. Even regardless of what you think about what is going on in that
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relationship, it has nothing to do with you in that moment. Let's just
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all agree to forget about ourselves and just celebrate whatever is going on and put
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our differences aside. Because the selfishness, all the stuff that makes relationships just
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end, a complete bookend to relationships happen in these situations. It's a perfect
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example. We're watching it on Jersey, We're watching it right here on Summerhouse.
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I don't want these relationships to end. We have shows to do,
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we've got we've got reality, we have the we've been completely invested in these
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people's lives. We don't want it to end. This is great drama.
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But I mean Danielle, whereas Lindsay would say, Danielle, Danielle, she's
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got to you know, the time and the place in the kitchen. But
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then when you get to Doctors, Guys, when you get to Dockers,
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when everyone reaches Dockers in their life, you gotta put your issues aside.
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We all get to Dockers at some point, you know, and that's when
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the rubber meets the road. Bask in the glory of Dockers. You're gonna
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bask in the glory of Dockers. And when you go there, you just
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gotta suck it up, be a be a man. Danielle goes upstairs.
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This is amazing. We rarely ever see a breaking of the fourth wall on
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Summerhouse. We get no sorry, Nathan, who's like a co producer,
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just call him a producer, was a producer whatever. And Danielle's like talking
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to Nathan about whether or not she's gonna go to Dockers. And Nathan's like,
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actually, Dolling, you really don't have to go. You know what,
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you have free choice, You've got free will. Here, Dolling,
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this is obstinately no. No, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
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I mean, I love the fact that she's like really upset and she's saying
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to Maya, I mean, I don't ever want to see them again ever
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when I've feast my eyes on those two lovers. I mean, like I'll
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go there, like I'll go to Dockers, but like I don't want to
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interact with them ever again. But like I'll show up. I mean,
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I'm gonna show up, right, I mean that killed me. But see,
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that's somebody who's she likes to work. She's like Vicki Gundleson, She's
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gonna show up for work. She's got to work. She had a reality
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show. She just get a show up for work. She get a show
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up for work. So that I respect Danielle. I respect you showing up.
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You didn't have to go to Dockers, but you did. And at
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the end of the day she did say I will regret it. I mean,
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yes, she's gonna regret not going. But she's also going to regret
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going and then talking to everybody about herself and how she didn't know. Oh
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god, it was so rough to watch Time and blaze Time and place kitchen
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at Summerhouse, perfect, Perfect Dockers. No, I gotta give a shout
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out to my friend Caroline Makeup Time on Instagram. She's an incredible makeup artist
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for Watch What Happens Live, and she was at this party. She was
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at Dockers. She was the first person that Danielle was talking to where she
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was like, I just found out an hour ago. I just I only
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learned about an hour ago. And Caroline's like, oh, oh, incredible
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to see her cameo. That was amazing. And anyway, so then we
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get the conversation between Danielle and Dannia and Dania, I mean, bravo standing
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over for Danie. Here's somebody who's not afraid to throw a cold glass of
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water in someone's face and slap them across the face metaphorically speaking of course when
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they need it. And this is the kind of friend that you need.
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And I think that Danielle at the end of the day was somewhat receptive,
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which is why Danielle later Danielle later was able to pull herself together and actually
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congratulate and smile and somewhat pull herself together towards the end of the party because
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of daniel I really do think that Danielle is like, I'm telling you,
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I don't deserve what's going down. And Daniel's like, this is the best
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day of Lindsay's life. You have to snap out of it. I mean,
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she was full on share. She was like snap out. She's like,
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don't do that to me. Danielle says, don't do that to me,
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and Dan's Dannia is like, but you can't make it about that.
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She goes, I'm not, but I'm telling you because I haven't seen you.
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But She's like, this is the best day of her life. You
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have to snap out of it. That is an amazing That's some good stuff
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right there. I wish somebody in the Summerhouse kitchen would have taken a page
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out of Danny's book. I wish page would have taken a page out of
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Danny's book instead of page feeding the fire. Page is just sitting back going
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yeah. I mean like she totally probably didn't even like want you to know.
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So that's why Carl didn't like tell you. So anyway, I gotta
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get back to bed. So Carl and Lindsay arrive. Danielle's all smiles and
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hugs, congratulates. I was proud of her. I was proud of her.
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I was like, Okay, she pulled it together. She pulled it
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together after running around that party telling everybody that she did not know. Oh
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my god. And now here we have like Lindsay's gonna have to watch this
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back. Danielle's gonna have to watch this back. Danielle is gonna have to
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watch this back. Here's where I have the biggest problem. We have this
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celebration at Dockers. I mean, you got doctors. You know you can't.
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It's not easy to get Dockers. They have a whole spot reserved at
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Dockers, all right, hot spot hat spat in the Hampton's is Dockers.
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All right, everybody's going to Dockers. If you're not a Dockers, you're
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not anybody. Kyle pulls Carl aside. I was like, don't do it.
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Don't do it, Kyle, don't do it, lover boy. I
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mean do it though, because you know, for the show, so you
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gotta show up but don't do it. Don't do it as a friend,
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but as a reality star do it. And he's like, yea, Carl,
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and I talk to you about not love her boy. Danielle's reaction was
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emotional, and she's hurt and she was left in the dark, and uh,
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she's a she's really really spiraling. Uh. And so then now Carl
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knows and his face just drops. He's like, well, I mean,
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I feel bad, she's hurt. I mean, I've been trying to let
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her and Lindsay sort it out over the last couple of months. I mean,
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it wasn't even like, oh, a couple of weekends at the summerhouse.
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I've been trying to let them start out. It's been months, you
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guys. They've had so many conversations. Lindsey and Carl have given Danielle the
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chance to come around. Okay, this is not a perfect situation with this
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this triangle, this friendship triangle, it's not perfect. But Danielle is not
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coming around. She's not accepting it. She's not accepting change. She's reflecting,
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deflecting, projecting, and traumatized over the wrong line. I mean,
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she's completely not accepting things. She's not accepting life. And this is what's
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tough about this, because now I have no choice. I have no choice
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but to say, Danielle, you're completely in the wrong. Danielle, You're
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completely one hundred percent wrong, like there's no two ways about it. A
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few episodes ago covering this show, okay you, this is a this is
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this is rough to change the dynamics of the situation. You guys have been
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best friends. Change is heard in relationships, especially something like this, and
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you can give Danielle some grace in that. I totally saw that. It's
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not easy. But we've now had several conversations, and these are two people
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that are completely in love. They've known each other for an extremely long time,
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and things are just clicking. It's popping. There's no reason to wait
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on this relationship. They're not moving too fast. If anything, they should
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just elope. They should have eloped three weeks ago. I mean, I
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am so for Lindsay and Carl. I am one hundred percent in on them,
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and I am one hundred percent out on Danielle not supporting that. They're
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so beyond crazy. I don't think it's them. I think it might be
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you. But can somebody please tell her in the summer house. It's killing
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me. These are not friends if they can't be this honest with her.
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Had to be Dania from Connecticut or wherever the hell she flew in from.
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I don't know, when did you find out? When did you find out?
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Well, I mean we had they had to fly us in. I
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mean it's a huge surprise. Yeah, but like when, like when did
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you actually find out that they were going to be engaged or they got engaged?
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Like when did you know? Oh boy? And now Kyle tells Carl
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and he tells him at his engagement party. Yeah, that is a bad
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look, Kyle. I love you for it, but you know what,
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it's a bad look. It's a bad look. I was so bombed.
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Amanda and Sierra weren't there for that. But whatever. So now we've got
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the following day, We've got beach day, We've got some flag football,
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and and Lindsay and Carl just get back to that beach. I mean they
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are just like, let's just go back to where we had our engagement.
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It's basically the same spot right like twenty four hours before. Carl was on
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that beach being like Lindsay, I love you so much, will you marry
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me? And she's like a thousand times yes, I had no idea.
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And then and then now he's like, Danielle felt left out last night.
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I was told I was informed. And then we get a very activated Lindsay,
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which we all want to see. I mean, we all want to
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see. Hell hath no fury. Then a woman whose engagement party was ruined.
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We got Lindsay who's just like, you don't owe anyone anything, don't
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ever apologize. She should be very clear. I know why. Yes,
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she wasn't involved. And then she's upset, she's just going off. And
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then of course later on in her unbelievable monologue, which we all were there
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for, and I was like, yes, Lindsay, you should be furious,
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you should be mad. Let's hear it. I have zero interest in
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Danielle. This weekend. I spent all week talking to every single one of
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my friends who came out last weekend who told me in detail their conversations with
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Danielle where she complained to them about me getting engaged. To Carl, you
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acted a befool activated You made my entire engagement two people the happiest moment of
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our lives up out Yes, that was just the icing on top of what
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you've done all summer. Not clear, You're not my best friend anymore,
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You're not my friend zero No, done. That was just the icing on
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top of the pineapple upside down cake. Okay, you guys, the editors
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Bravo, Bravo on that literally during that monologue in her confessional, they cut
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to her pouring the icing over the pineapple upside down cake. It's just genius.
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I'll tell you what. These editors at Bravo or all the production companies,
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they have stepped up their game to feed us, like we're just ravenous
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Bravo fans, right, and they are giving it. They're feeding us,
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They're feeding us. We're overwhelmed. We are full. Oh we are full,
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honey. I love this monologue so much. I gotta listen to it
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again. I love when she starts to get Anto and Danielle. This weekend,
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I spent all week talking to every single one of my friends who came
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out last weekend who told me in detail they are conversations with Danielle. Can
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you imagine those conversations, you guys. She's like, I spent all week
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talking to every single person at doctors. So she first, okay, first,
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Dania, I mean the Daniel call. We're can you Dania? Yeah.
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She pulled me aside and was just like, I just found out.
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Are you kidding me right now? Dania? At my engagement party at Ducker's,
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Danielle said what to you? Meanwhile, like her dad calls her,
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yeah, honey, it was a beautiful engagement party. But Danielle pulled me
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aside and said, are you as serious? Dad? She said, Danielle
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said, what do you do? May engage you? Mient Bernie, HER's
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her, Oh, I mean just everybody, cousin, cousin Eddie. Cousin
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Eddie's coming up and he's like, oh, it's a great engagement party,
27:37
lindsay bye, that girl of you, that friend of yours. Danielle,
27:42
she was real pissed off. Are you with kidding me? Cousin Eddie?
27:48
She said. Danielle said, d what to you? Just everybody coming out
27:52
of the wood would work the would work you guys anyway. So after this
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beach pow wow with Carl, She's like, all right, I am not
28:03
going to entertain this anymore. Let fucking do this's a flag football. And
28:08
then she goes and takes she takes over. Meanwhile, what is the name
28:14
of Andrea's girlfriend? Oh my god, I totally forgot. Is it Lexi.
28:19
She's so cute and she's just like this little pixie fairy and she's just
28:23
kicking around in the sand and everyone's just playing this rough, rough flag football.
28:29
I mean they're rough. They're rough and tumble Hampton's kids, you know
28:32
what I mean. You can really see it in this flag football game.
28:34
I was worried about her. I was like, Oh, get out of
28:37
the way, fairy, flyaway, You're gonna get hurt. She's tiny.
28:42
I was concerned, and I was worried she was gonna get too burned.
28:45
I was worried about the sunscreen. I get worried about these kids. Anyway.
28:51
I like the scene with Corey and Sam on the beach, and Corey's
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like, uh yeah, I want to like keep seeing you after this and
28:57
stuff. And it's hard for me to share my emotions because I want to
29:00
be like the cool guy. I love this, this relationship. I love
29:04
them falling in love. I love this, whatever it is. I am
29:08
so hesitant to call anything a relationship with these people, with these Summerhouse,
29:12
Winter House people because yeah, you never know. But this is kind of
29:17
cute. This is really really cute. Back in the old back in Millia
29:21
York study, Gabby and Matt go on a blind date and she didn't even
29:25
look up a zodiac or google him for once. You know, there's one
29:29
thing about this date I will say, very cute. Nice to see Gabby
29:32
in her environment on this blind date. One thing I have an issue with
29:37
is when people are like here there that high top table, the high top,
29:41
low tep, whatever it is. If you're on a date, you
29:45
got to like remove the stuff from in front of you, Like the purse
29:48
on the table, I get it. You got a nice handbag, you
29:51
don't want to put it on the ground, but it's up on the table.
29:53
Then you got the wine glass right in front of you. And I
29:59
learned at one point somebody else I was actually on a date and this this
30:03
this person moved aside the glasses in front of us and just put them,
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you know, to the right or to the left where they're supposed to be.
30:12
You know, when the table is set, you put the wine glass
30:17
in front of at the top of the fork and knife, that's where it's
30:21
supposed to be on the right hand side. Right, it's there for a
30:25
reason, so it's not blocking your conversation, so you don't have any objects
30:30
in front of you. So you want to keep that energy flowing. So
30:33
when they were on this blind date, I was like, Gab, you
30:34
got to move the purse, you got to move the glasses. You want
30:37
to keep you know, the body language, the energy flowing to see what
30:41
you got there. All right, It's just like a pet peeve of mine
30:42
anyway. And then Amanda and Kyle back in the city, we find out
30:48
that Amanda's estrogen is low and as reflecting someone who's post menopausal. Well,
30:52
hallelujah for tests. I am all about this, you know, I'm all
30:57
about this. I did like a whole show on you know, women and
31:03
being premenopausal and menopause and all this stuff when I was on Series XM,
31:07
and I had my obgyn doctor gilberg lenz On, who like did a whole
31:14
kit and kaboodle about this because she just wrote a book called Menopause boot Camp,
31:18
which is amazing, and it's not just about menopause itself. It's like
31:22
perrymenopausal all that stuff and just hormones and things like that, and this is
31:26
real stuff that ladies deal with. So this is the type of thing in
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the midst of all this chaos with summer House engagement and Danielle having a meltdown,
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we get the real, real stuff that people are dealing with in life.
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And I think this is so relatable for women out there to see this,
31:48
and especially young women who wouldn't have expected things like this. So I
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think this is great that Amanda's sharing this story. And the next step is
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she's going to see her endocrinologist and she finds out that she's not infertile,
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but it might be difficult to get pregnant, and she's excited to feel normal
32:06
again. The symptoms of low estrogen are no joke, any kind of hormone
32:12
imbalance. I mean I've had I'm oh my gosh, I took progesterone.
32:16
It didn't even really make a dent. I had to start up with some
32:21
lexipro. I've talked about that before, but look, it can really mess
32:24
with you mentally, physically. It is something to be taken so seriously.
32:30
So I always encourage ladies get your hormones checked. Don't be afraid to talk
32:37
to your doctors. Now back up at the Hamptons. We have Craig and
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Page who are driving up, and I'm loving seeing Craig. I always love
32:45
seeing Craig come into the summerhouse because it's not too much. You know,
32:50
we had a little too much craggy before. Now it's just enough, so
32:53
we're good. We're good with Craigi. They're in the car. Page is
32:59
like, yeah, I'm excited to like go up and like get in bed
33:02
and stuff, and he's like, get Craig. I am. So sometimes
33:10
I really do feel like I'm Craig. I really do. I would be
33:15
pissed too, Like get your dog out of the road. I get mad
33:17
and Pele are so reckless about animals and kids. Get your kids out of
33:25
the road. Get your dogs out of the road. Stop texting when you're
33:30
crossing the street. That is like the biggest pet peeve of mine. I'm
33:34
driving and I see somebody's just like on their phone walking across a crosswalk.
33:38
I'm like, you're gonna get killed, Danielle. Stop texting and walking across
33:45
the crossswalk. I'm engaged, Carl and I are happy, and you are
33:52
on your phone texting across a crosswalk right now? I can't even deal with
33:59
you right now. I am not happy about my engagement when you were texting
34:07
and walking your dog in the street and yellow. I don't know what I'm
34:12
talking about. I'm sorry, but anyway, Craig, it's great. You
34:15
know something too. I you know, I'm all about a horn, but
34:20
I don't like when people use a horn. Like, sorry, if you
34:23
guys are driving, that totally freaked you out. Brett the other day while
34:27
I was driving and he, oh, my going drives my crucy like somebody
34:31
wasn't moving at the light when it had turned red. Okay, fine,
34:36
right, We're not in a hurry so they didn't see it. Brett's like
34:39
trying to get his little paws over and honk my horn when I'm driving.
34:45
I'm like, get your freaking hands off my that's my horn. You honk
34:49
hog your horn when you're behind the wheel. You don't honk my horn?
34:52
How dare you? So? You know? Guys are horn happy? I
34:55
swear guys are horn happy. Craig's like, get your dog out of the
35:00
road, get get get, listen to pillows and beer or page, get
35:08
my pillows. It's sewing down south. Have you got your pillows. Crag,
35:14
they don't want your pillows. Everyone has pillows already in the Hampton's no
35:17
get your get your sewing down sound pillows. So now it's Labor Day weekend
35:25
and Robert is there. Robert's there, and this is awkward because Robert shows
35:32
up. He shows up in a couple of ways. He shows up to
35:37
the summer else and he shows up for some scenes and some drama, but
35:42
he's not there for long. I mean, it makes it very clear.
35:44
You know. Danielle's like, I'm so glad you're here. This is so
35:46
exciting. He's like, don't get don't get a twisted. I gotta drive
35:49
back tomorrow. I gotta I got really, really busy. I gotta work.
35:52
Are you Vicky gun Wilson. Are you Vicky gun Wilson's son? Are
35:55
you might go? You gotta work up here? I get to work.
36:00
I'm very, very busy. I have to go back to work about I've
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got to go back to the city. No, I've got to go back
36:04
to bad talk. That's why I work. Have you here forbid it?
36:06
Have here for a bit. I've got a kid for it. I've got
36:07
a kid, Fred Carl. And then I got to go back to work.
36:09
A be a chef, I be a chef. Danielle is dating Vicky
36:13
Gunwilson, but Robert is passed for Danielle and she's loving it. She's like,
36:17
that's so hot. I agree. I mean, when someone takes up
36:21
for you, it's the best feeling in the world. You feel protected,
36:23
you feel loved, even if you're dead wrong. But Kyle tries to save
36:30
it a little bit. He tries to get involved with Carl and he's like,
36:34
I'm just trying to tell you that, you know, lover boy is
36:37
gonna come to an end and no one, no one's gonna talk to lover
36:39
boy again if you guys don't work it out. Carl's like, what do
36:45
you what are you talking about? Oh, I'm talking about Danielle and you
36:49
and Lindsay. I'm just worried that just trying to tell you where Danielle is
36:53
coming from, because I'm worried that this is a breaking point for some friendships.
36:59
Kyle was like, I love him so much. He's so funny,
37:02
and he is loving not being the center of the drama, which God bless
37:07
like him and Amanda have been through it. So I'm all for you know,
37:10
some of these characters taking a break after they've been through a rough season
37:15
and they're just on the sideline stern it up. I love it. I
37:19
love that for Carl. I mean I love that for Kyle, but poor
37:22
Carl. And so Kyle tries to tell Carl, I'm just worried about the
37:29
breaking point, and I just want you guys to try to work it out.
37:35
It's like a game show host. Kyle's like a game show host.
37:37
He's like Carl for two hundred and what do you think Danielle will say if
37:44
you come to her and apologize around including her at the engagement you have thirty
37:50
seconds. Carl's not not really having He's like, I you appreciate that.
37:57
He's so diplomatic. Carl really holds it together from the engagement all the way
38:05
until Robert. Robert is his breaking point. Who knew that Robert would be
38:08
the breaking point for Carl. So then that night they're out and then was
38:15
it night? I don't even know where, Yeah, it was nighttime.
38:17
They're in white I don't know what. I don't know what was happening.
38:21
They're out, They're back at Dockers. Got I hope they were back at
38:23
Dockers. I can't keep track. They're out, they're all in white,
38:28
and Robert's like, can I talk to you? Uh? I gotta go
38:30
back to where because I gotta talk to you because I gotta go back to
38:32
Batak. So let me make this quick. Okay, very very busy,
38:36
very busy. And then Robert lays it on Carl. Carl can't even get
38:42
a word in edgewise. I mean, Robert Scott a plan. He's got
38:45
to put it all out there because he's in a hurry. You know,
38:47
he's got to get back to He's probably gonna leavehim the dead of the night.
38:51
He says a lot. He's like, well, you know why,
38:53
I can't believe he did this, Danielle so hurt blah blah blah blah blah
38:57
blah blah. And then he ends it with now you're just two people that
39:04
got engaged that we knew one time. Wow, Robert, Wow. And
39:12
that was the breaking point. How dare you? Carl's like, I don't
39:16
know, I don't know. I need to take a break for a second.
39:20
And then Carl said he didn't want cameras, No fucking camera, Carl,
39:24
drop the f bomb. Carl dropped the F bomb. Robert made Carl
39:37
drop the F bomb. You and Danielle are so mad about our engagement and
39:42
you made the happiest day of our lives. I lost my music. Anyway,
39:47
you get the Carl's walking away and then here comes Kyle. Here comes
39:54
Kyle asking the glory. Can I talk to you for a second? Dog
39:58
back here? And he's just like followed by three cameras and Carl is just
40:05
Carl is activated. Carl is activated, and he doesn't want to have anything
40:09
to do with it. He even he drops the up bum. I think
40:13
I saw a finger, Did you guys see a middle finger from Carl?
40:16
Oh? Don't push Carl like this. This is this is upsetting. He's
40:20
got enough going on. This is the greatest time in his life. He's
40:23
taking it one day at a time. Let's step off of Carl. Okay,
40:27
Kyle, Kyle, Kyle's that you step off of Carl. Kyle,
40:31
Kyle, step off of Carl. Okay, Yes, but just you need
40:37
to You need to step off Kyle. And that's where we ended. Wow,
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you guys, the dog Carl, get your dogs out of the road.
40:47
Hampton's amazing episode of Summerhouse. Thank you guys so much for listening,
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