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STACKS and HACKS (Feat UMMMMM) · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Stacks and Hacks. I have stacks of information.
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  Speaker 1: Rich has life hacks. Remember I was telling you guys
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  Speaker 1: about things that have a definition and we didn't know
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  Speaker 1: about the word, the hashtag.
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  Speaker 2: What's that called again?
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  Speaker 3: It's a.
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  Speaker 4: Ampersand?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a... Something with an H.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Horticulture. No, it's a.
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  Speaker 2: It's got a weird name. I can't remember.
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  Speaker 5: Horoscope.
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  Speaker 3: It's a.
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  Speaker 2: Something with an H.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, there's something else. You know that little piece
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  Speaker 1: of paper sticking out of a Hershey's Kiss?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that actually has a name. It's called a plume.
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  Speaker 1: It was added in 1921 as a flag for the
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  Speaker 1: brand to separate kisses from the other competitors' products.
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  Speaker 2: It is pretty cute. A plume. A plume. A plume.
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  Speaker 1: There's a silly social media post, but I want you
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  Speaker 1: to think about it for a second. Would you let
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  Speaker 1: a hungry vampire suck your blood, assuming you wouldn't die
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  Speaker 1: or turn into a vampire?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, if it was Michael B.
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  Speaker 2: Jordan's version, yes. I was like, kind of depends on
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  Speaker 2: the vampire, I guess.
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  Speaker 5: Like when he turns into a vampire at the end
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  Speaker 5: of Sinners?
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  Speaker 1: 58% of people say they'd be okay with it. If
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  Speaker 1: you think about it, you're just letting them get their nutrition,
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  Speaker 1: but I bet you it would kind of feel good.
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  Speaker 5: Ouch.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, let's say you had to get rid of
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  Speaker 3: some blood anyway because you got high iron.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, have we never seen Twilight? Because that was
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  Speaker 5: really aggressive when Edward made Bella a vampire.
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  Speaker 2: And she was in a lot of pain. You're not
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  Speaker 2: being turned into a vampire.
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  Speaker 1: According to this test, you're not being turned into a
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  Speaker 1: vampire and you're not going to die.
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  Speaker 2: So I think it would kind of feel good.
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  Speaker 5: It would depend on the vamp.
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  Speaker 1: New study looked into the cost of social life across
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  Speaker 1: the continental U.S., like going to clubs and everything.
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  Speaker 2: The most expensive place, most expensive city. New York City.
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  Speaker 1: New York City. The least expensive is somewhere, anywhere in
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  Speaker 1: South Dakota. Do they have clubs there?
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  Speaker 5: There's not much around.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys hear about the Mr. England beauty pageant?
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so there was one where they're going to crown
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  Speaker 1: a winner who's the best looking man in England. And
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  Speaker 1: they had to cancel it, move it, because there's a
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  Speaker 1: national hunk shortage. They couldn't find any good looking guys
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  Speaker 1: to participate, so.
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  Speaker 2: They're moving it for five weeks from now.
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  Speaker 4: How sad.
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  Speaker 1: There's a wellness trend going around TikTok called floor time.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen this yet?
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  Speaker 5: Is this just where you lay on the floor?
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  Speaker 2: The idea is pretty simple.
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  Speaker 1: You spend a few minutes sitting or lying on the
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  Speaker 1: floor to give yourself a chance to slow down, stretch,
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  Speaker 1: and let go of some stress.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do that all the time. You do? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: BuzzFeed has a list of horrific standards that have become
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  Speaker 1: normal even though they're messed up. It includes stuff like overworking,
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  Speaker 1: rudeness and bullying, ghosting people, and looking at your phone
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  Speaker 1: while driving.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Think about that.
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  Speaker 3: Especially the last one. Don't want to do that.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to do that, but it's something that
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  Speaker 2: happens all the time.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard. It's hard not to do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is.
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  Speaker 1: Lazy Gen Zers online are looking for jobs that pay
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  Speaker 1: the most for doing the least amount of work.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is helpful. What are they? We want to
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  Speaker 3: know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Real estate agents, politicians, middle management and tech sales are
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  Speaker 1: the top.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I don't love was the beginning of
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  Speaker 5: that title, like lazy Gen Z workers trying to find
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  Speaker 5: more higher paying job. To me, I'm like, you're just
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  Speaker 5: thinking a little bit more logically. Like, I want to
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  Speaker 5: go and think ahead to go find a gig that
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  Speaker 5: doesn't have as much work, but more pay.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's lazy.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's smart and innovative.
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  Speaker 2: It's probably called life maxing. Get a job in something
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  Speaker 2: you really, really love to do.
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  Speaker 5: But sometimes things don't really pay well when you really,
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  Speaker 5: really love it. And have you seen the economy lately?
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  Speaker 5: It sucks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of politicians, one of them, I
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  Speaker 1: heard this political campaign ad slamming somebody running for governor.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought this person must be a good governor
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  Speaker 1: because I thought the slam was lame.
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  Speaker 3: They care about people.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it was like, it was like, I think it
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  Speaker 2: was for the current governor.
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  Speaker 1: Like Katie Hobbs was a professional, was a Katie Hobbs
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  Speaker 1: was a professor at the university.
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  Speaker 2: And then it cut to who someone complained about her.
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  Speaker 2: She said like, um, a whole bunch of times. That's it. Um,
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  Speaker 2: she says, um, a lot like who doesn't say, um,
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  Speaker 2: a lot. You have to, we even came up with
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  Speaker 2: a game called the um game. All right.
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  Speaker 1: How many times can you, can you talk about a
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  Speaker 1: subject for 60 seconds without saying the word?
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  Speaker 2: Um, you can't, it's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Like if that's the slam keeper in office, now I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to have everybody being all pissed off me.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get political.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not political.
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  Speaker 1: Couple in Idaho were on their way to a wedding
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  Speaker 1: and there was a highway closure that delay. They were
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  Speaker 1: the ones getting married. So two strangers stepped in to
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  Speaker 1: make sure they got to the ceremony in time. One
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  Speaker 1: of the strangers had enough room on his small dirt
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  Speaker 1: bike to put the groom on it. And then they
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  Speaker 1: waved down a woman on an ATV and they put the.
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  Speaker 2: Bride on it.
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  Speaker 3: The guy had the ride on the back of a motorcycle?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is the way he pitched it.
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  Speaker 3: He's asking, hey, do you know how long this closure
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  Speaker 3: is going to be? I've got to get to my
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  Speaker 3: wedding in an hour.
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  Speaker 2: We're not going to be able to get through with
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  Speaker 2: the vehicles, but.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to get you to your wedding. It's not
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  Speaker 3: a two-seater, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's a very small electric bike.
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  Speaker 3: And you're going to hold me and hug me like
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  Speaker 3: that scene in Dumb and Dumber with Harry and Lloyd.
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  Speaker 3: You know, everything happens for a reason.
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  Speaker 5: God, man, yeah. Sorry.
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  Speaker 3: They'll take those bumps in the road, and they'll put
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  Speaker 3: a smile on their face, and.
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  Speaker 5: They'll get through it together.
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  Speaker 3: And I think that that's—I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Just really happy that I got to experience that.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that nice?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Restores your faith in humanity.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have for life hacks, Rich?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm going to tell you how to survive
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  Speaker 4: a haunted house. I don't think people here really, besides Peyton.
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  Speaker 3: Like haunted houses. I love a good haunted house. I
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  Speaker 3: know Kyle hates a haunted house. And I know John Jay.
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  Speaker 1: No, she won't go with me.
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  Speaker 3: She keeps hurting me down. More haunted house for you.
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  Speaker 4: I can tell you how to survive, Kyle. There's two
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  Speaker 4: big things. One, don't make eye contact ever. Haunted house actors,
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  Speaker 4: they like a big reaction. So if you look terrified
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  Speaker 4: and you're an easy target... Keep a straight face. Look
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  Speaker 4: past them. Keep walking. But here's the most important thing.
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  Speaker 4: Do not be the first in line. Do not be
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  Speaker 4: the last in line. You want to be in the
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  Speaker 4: middle of your group. The actors are the scary people
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  Speaker 4: in The Haunted House. They always go after the person
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  Speaker 4: leading the pack or the poor soul bringing up the rear.
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  Speaker 4: So if you follow those... You will survive haunted house season.
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  Speaker 2: Can I add to your hack?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so if you do like haunted houses and you
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  Speaker 5: really want to be scared, you only go in by
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  Speaker 5: yourself or with an extra person.
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  Speaker 3: Because when you have a whole big group, they all
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  Speaker 3: ruin it.
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  Speaker 5: They all ruin it because everyone can see them coming
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  Speaker 5: up from the left and the right.
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  Speaker 2: So go in a duo. Don't go in a big group.
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  Speaker 4: That's a different sort of life hack if somebody wants
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  Speaker 4: the full experience. That life hack and many more can
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  Speaker 4: be found at johnjandrich.com.