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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show May 27th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: It is due to the grafic nature of this program.
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  Speaker 2: Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows. This is
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  Speaker 2: the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
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  Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody. Today is Wednesday. It is May
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  Speaker 3: the twenty seventh, twenty twenty sixth.
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  Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: Woody Greg Nis, Geni Brad, We got Sea Bass. Sammy
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  Speaker 3: is here. There is Morgan, she's our associate producer. We
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  Speaker 3: got bon our video producer. Dumbas Tyler is here. We
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  Speaker 3: got bored, We got Mengji. Phones are open eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven forty four. Woodie, you can says texts. Send your
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  Speaker 3: text over to two to nine eight seven. We got
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  Speaker 3: some of the trending news headlines coming up.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's happening.
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  Speaker 3: We'll also get to the birthdays and the porno birthday.
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  Speaker 3: Although I officially killed that that entertainment segment that we
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  Speaker 3: were doing. God dude, just I thought.
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  Speaker 2: It was the worst. But we never really loved it.
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  Speaker 2: Some of you guys loved it, but not not enough.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: I think I think we'll be just fine without it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I think I am going to mention a couple
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  Speaker 3: of the holidays. One for a particular reason today is
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  Speaker 3: National Hairstylist Mental Health Awareness. Take this is important, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: this is important. Well I never really thought about it
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  Speaker 3: until a hairstylist pointed out to me about how on average,
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  Speaker 3: you know, there's always like personality types for different professions,
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  Speaker 3: Like there are a lot of crazies who are hairstylists,
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  Speaker 3: Like it attracts like that profession.
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  Speaker 4: Attracts the unstable.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, some crazy maybe no offense to stable mentally
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  Speaker 3: stable hairdressers.
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  Speaker 5: Look, we're not talking about you, but I mean a
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  Speaker 5: lot to have babies, daddies, you know. I mean there's
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  Speaker 5: there's like some kind of issue like drama. I mean
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  Speaker 5: a lot of some people have made a lot of
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  Speaker 5: money doing that sort of stuff. But again, you're you're
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  Speaker 5: not really you're not setting yourself up for a lifetime
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  Speaker 5: of mega success.
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  Speaker 6: I mean you can, they're very successful. I think there's
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  Speaker 6: just a lot of women who are hairstylists. It's such
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  Speaker 6: a huge profession that of course there's going to be
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  Speaker 6: crazies in there because there's so many of them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's not just that there's there's a lot of
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  Speaker 3: women and a lot of different professions. But like that,
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  Speaker 3: like there's a like are teachers crazy? Like a female teacher,
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  Speaker 3: a preschool teachers out there? But see this is crazy.
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  Speaker 7: You're getting same blowback I'm getting here. What is that
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  Speaker 7: we you were noticing a pattern and a trend?
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  Speaker 2: Well it's not.
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  Speaker 3: Even I didn't know that. It was pointed out to me,
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  Speaker 3: and I go, huh. And I thought about some of
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  Speaker 3: the women I know who are hairdressers, and I'm like, wow,
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  Speaker 3: she is kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 4: And that's compounded by the chicks who sit in their
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  Speaker 4: chair and just just let it all hang out.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe so yeah, National Hairstylists Mental Health Awareness Days.
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  Speaker 2: To that so much so they made it, Dave.
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  Speaker 3: It's also a World Otter Day and National Grape Popsicle Day. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you don't want to know who one who loves otters
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  Speaker 3: basics they loves?
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  Speaker 2: How can I?
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  Speaker 3: How do I know this?
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  Speaker 7: Because I have seen people put like a fun fact
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  Speaker 7: in their dating profile, a fact I love I loves otters,
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  Speaker 7: hold hands when they sleep, They also free basic loves.
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  Speaker 4: That they also give me rocks as a gift. That's
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  Speaker 4: they love that too, and their stomach about penguins.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was a gay thing. All right, so
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  Speaker 3: let me ask you a question again. It was just
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  Speaker 3: told me hairstylists typically crazy, Like that's where you find like,
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  Speaker 3: don't they tell dudes like don't don't date a hairstylists
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  Speaker 3: because she's nuts, Like, chances are she's probably crazy. What
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  Speaker 3: what profession attracts the craziest people? Guys or girls? This
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  Speaker 3: is not like a women only thing, it's guys are girls?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 3: What professions attract the craziest people? There was another one
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  Speaker 3: of these questions, What professions attract the worst of humanity?
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  Speaker 3: Not necessarily crazy, but just the worst of humanity? The
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  Speaker 3: top replies, any guesses, we'll see how many we can
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  Speaker 3: check off the list here, lawyer.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to keep offending Sammy car.
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  Speaker 3: Sales lawyers, Car sales not on there. Yeah, if we're
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  Speaker 3: going by people's opinions, they're going to say CEOs. Well
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  Speaker 3: unless you say, like sales reps. Yeah, like that would
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  Speaker 3: be a car salesman. I guess, yeah, juggle, so sales
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  Speaker 3: reps are on there?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Anything else?
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  Speaker 3: Politician politician number two on the list.
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  Speaker 7: I will say my relative, who is a actual psychologist,
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  Speaker 7: therapist's been doing it for thirty something years, says she
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  Speaker 7: will no longer take politicians because they just aren't real
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  Speaker 7: with her. Well, they can't even act. They're always like
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  Speaker 7: spinning in positive.
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  Speaker 3: Ways, by the way, therapists and counselors and stuff that
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  Speaker 3: attracts a lot of crazies.
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  Speaker 7: Absolutely, and a lot of people because it's easy and
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  Speaker 7: they want to talk about brains and talk about feelings
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  Speaker 7: and all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, So what what professions attract the worst of humanity?
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  Speaker 3: Church pastors like megachurch.
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  Speaker 4: Past there's a lot of scandals out there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because there's a lot of that.
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  Speaker 3: Again, this is when when they ask people, this is
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  Speaker 3: not based on any kind of stats, like these are
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  Speaker 3: terrible people to do these things. Influencers, So any kind
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  Speaker 3: of like attention whores that attracts the worst of humanity,
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  Speaker 3: any kind of position of power with no accountability. So
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  Speaker 3: hoa president hr man adjur, Yeah, you know those types.
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  Speaker 3: Finance workers, cops made the list that should be number one,
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  Speaker 3: two three, healthcare administrators agree, no, totally private equity people.
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  Speaker 3: And then a lobbyist. I lump lobbyists in with politicians.
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  Speaker 3: It's a form of politici. Well, a lot of and
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  Speaker 3: a lot of one goes to the other.
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  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, we give you money, you vote this.
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  Speaker 3: When you retire from a lobbyies.
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  Speaker 2: You go to be a politic or vices.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, let us know on either one of those. I
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  Speaker 3: guess what professions do you think attract the craziest people?
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  Speaker 3: And also what professions do you think attract the worst
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  Speaker 3: of humanity? Just in general? You can hit us up
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  Speaker 3: on the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
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  Speaker 8: It's time for your birthdays and birthday we won't sit
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  Speaker 8: it's and you know you don't do what?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gina, did you have somebody walking down the aisle
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  Speaker 3: at your wedding? No?
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  Speaker 4: I walk myself downe yet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, then what did Adam do to just give like
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  Speaker 3: the toes?
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  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Adam gave the long twenty minute toasts.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because Gina, before she joined the Woodies.
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  Speaker 3: Show, she spent eight years as Adam Carolla's co hostes
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  Speaker 3: on The Adam Corolla Show had a lot of fun on.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Adam Carolla's sixty second birthday. Happy birthday, Happy
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  Speaker 3: birthday to Adam Carolla. Andre three thousand from Outcast is
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  Speaker 3: fifty one today. Perry Gilpin, who was Roz on Frasier. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's sixty five today. Chris Colfer, he was Kurt on Glee.
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  Speaker 2: He's thirty six.
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  Speaker 3: Jack McBrayer, Kenneth the Page on thirty Rock. He's got
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  Speaker 3: one character. Yeah, but he does that very well. That
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  Speaker 3: character he does very well. He's fifty three.
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  Speaker 4: What he looks twenty three?
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  Speaker 3: Todd Bridges from different strokes life. Who would have thought
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  Speaker 3: he would have been the last one standard? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: because he had a lot of trouble. He's sixty one.
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  Speaker 3: And then he got Eric Bischoff, the only guy to
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  Speaker 3: ever really scare Vince McMahon. In the late nineties. He
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  Speaker 3: took over World Championship Wrestling the WCW, and he made
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  Speaker 3: it more successful than WWF until Vince put WCW out
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  Speaker 3: of business. Oh man, Yeah, Eric Bischoff is seventy one
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  Speaker 3: years old today. And then your porn of birthday today
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  Speaker 3: is Ray Diesel. It's a birthday boy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. He's been in more holes than.
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  Speaker 3: A golf ball. All right, that's a good one. Morgan's
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  Speaker 3: good two and ninety seven fine films, including Tear It Up,
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  Speaker 3: Daddy Do That. He was in Black Thugs Love White Boys,
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  Speaker 3: also Breeding Beefy Boys, Volume two. He was in Daddy
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  Speaker 3: Wants His Protein Shake, also call a booty Volume three.
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  Speaker 3: He was in bare Backing in the Bathhouse. Also nothing
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  Speaker 3: like a raw bang outdoors with this huge penis Now
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  Speaker 3: that sounds like something. And Rob hanging out Yeah, and
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  Speaker 3: then who can forget his un role in whole Splitting Hunks.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, Lucky.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Ray Diesel who's forty eight years old today.
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  Speaker 3: And that corner birthday your celebrity birthdays. And that is
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  Speaker 3: a Wednesday look of a couple of things happening around
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  Speaker 3: the world today. I was gonna say, I'm so still
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  Speaker 3: in the habit of entertainment, but we're not doing that
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  Speaker 3: dumb segment anymore.
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  Speaker 4: This was way more entertaining.
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  Speaker 2: It was.
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  Speaker 3: Show and we are into another hour herefore we're on
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  Speaker 3: the Woody Show. Woody Gregor Menace hid is right there
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  Speaker 3: and there where she sits.
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  Speaker 2: She would deliver us the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 4: A deadly explosion at a paper mill in Washington State
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  Speaker 4: went down when a huge tanker filled with a corrosive
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  Speaker 4: chemical called white liquor ruptured and exploded.
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  Speaker 3: White liquor sounds like a Corno birthday title.
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  Speaker 4: Absolutely does. One person has been killed, four others hurt,
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  Speaker 4: with some suffering serious burns of course being taken to
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  Speaker 4: the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: And a paper plan. Yeah, it seems like the I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, the most inane plate I know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, who's gonna get hurt? Yeah, like you might get
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  Speaker 3: like a really nasty paper cut cut.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's not the paper, it's the chemicals.
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  Speaker 3: I got a cardboard cut the other day.
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think how you do worseboard Those are
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  Speaker 4: worse because it's not thin.
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  Speaker 3: No, but like I was breaking down this box and
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  Speaker 3: when I pulled it, like and man.
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  Speaker 2: That killed using the tool it was.
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  Speaker 3: It was a it was a smaller Amazon, so they
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  Speaker 3: just had to like kind of that black Amazon tape
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  Speaker 3: over the seam.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, look what happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have to go pull it. Man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, cardboard cuts are are worse than paper cuts, I think,
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  Speaker 3: oh for sure, because it's thicker, deeper.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, now you have burns unlocked, a new fear in me.
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  Speaker 9: Well.
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  Speaker 4: Emergency crews and has met teams rushed in because the
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  Speaker 4: damaged tank was still unstable, dangerous chemicals everywhere, which made
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  Speaker 4: rescue efforts really to officials say there's no danger to
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  Speaker 4: the nearby community, okay, but people are being asked to
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  Speaker 4: stay out of the area while Cruz try and figure
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  Speaker 4: this out and investigate what even caused this blast. Matthew
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  Speaker 4: Perry's live in assistant, Kenneth Ewamasa, He's scheduled to be
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  Speaker 4: sentenced today for his role in Perry's death. Prosecutors say
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  Speaker 4: that Ewa Masa was the one that gave Perry lots
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  Speaker 4: of ketamine in the week's leading up to his death,
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  Speaker 4: and that he did it without proper medical training. They
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  Speaker 4: also say he was the one that gave Perry the
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  Speaker 4: dose that killed him. Ewamasa is being labeled as an
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  Speaker 4: enabler and drug supplier and saying that he ignored all
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  Speaker 4: the signs of Perry's drug addiction, and they also claim
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  Speaker 4: he destroyed evidence and took other steps to cover his tracks.
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  Speaker 4: So he's actually expected to get around three years in prison.
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  Speaker 3: I will say the story is sad, obviously, Yeah, Matthew Perry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not like happy he's gone, even you got to
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  Speaker 3: be burned out on this story at this point slightly.
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  Speaker 2: And then like with this particular thing, I would love
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  Speaker 2: to have the fu money that Matthew Perry had to
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  Speaker 2: have an assistant, but to have a living yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: would never want that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever heard of a living assistant.
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  Speaker 2: Bizarre.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just an assistant like your business assistant.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard of them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I think it's common for a person who's single, doesn't
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  Speaker 6: have anyone else in their life to help with anything.
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  Speaker 2: They just chase had one.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Really is that just business or do they also like
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  Speaker 4: do your dishes?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Everything?
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well they'll do the dishes.
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  Speaker 3: It's counting on what you want your assistant to do.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying, Like, don't you get a housekeeper
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  Speaker 4: for that?
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  Speaker 6: Well, they'll manage the house too, So if you do
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  Speaker 6: get a housekeeper, it is the assistant who's like scheduling
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  Speaker 6: then coming and are they coming at.
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  Speaker 4: Ten thirty at night? Like living is just so bizarre
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  Speaker 4: to me.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'll take a nine to five.
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  Speaker 3: It's a thing, okay to sleep in my house.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing, thank you, but yeah slightly burnt.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah. Well.
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  Speaker 4: Packers star running back Josh Jacobs has been arrested in
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  Speaker 4: Wisconsin following an alleged domestic disturbance on Saturday. Cops say
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  Speaker 4: that Jacobs was booked on five charges including battery, strength
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  Speaker 4: and suffocation and intimidation of a victim. So we don't
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  Speaker 4: know what caused him to fly off the handle, but
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  Speaker 4: the strangulation charge is a felony, and Jacobs is about
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  Speaker 4: is being held without bond. His lawyers say he quote
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  Speaker 4: vehemently denies the allegations, and both the packers and the
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  Speaker 4: NFL say they're aware of the arrest, but they haven't
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  Speaker 4: said anything else.
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  Speaker 3: This is not a question for the room because none
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  Speaker 3: of us are law enforcement people. My question is, like,
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  Speaker 3: when the cops show up, so call gets made, they
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  Speaker 3: show up, they have to see evidence that this actually happen,
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  Speaker 3: right to make that arrest and to charge him with this, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it can't just be one of these situations where you
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  Speaker 3: just say it. Yeah, Like who we're just talking about recently, Oh,
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  Speaker 3: Stefan Diggs. Right, Stefan Diggs was accused, you know, of
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  Speaker 3: these awful things by this woman who completely made it
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  Speaker 3: all up. She was just trying to get a bag. Right,
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  Speaker 3: that's a lawsuit. That wasn't like he was arrested for that, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, because they would have to see that's my
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  Speaker 3: question for law enforcement something like this.
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  Speaker 2: It's because they showed up.
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  Speaker 3: This woman's got you know, Marx or something from strangulation, Right,
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  Speaker 3: is that the way it works? And then part two is, dude,
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  Speaker 3: you are living the dream that most little kids have
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  Speaker 3: to play NFL football. You're making millions of dollars. Like
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  Speaker 3: these guys and the stuff they get into and dumb
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  Speaker 3: stuff they do. Just sit and be bored.
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  Speaker 2: Especially when it comes to driving offenses. Get a driver.
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  Speaker 3: This short amount of time that you're going to be
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  Speaker 3: in the NFL, well, I forget what the average career is.
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  Speaker 3: Four years, dude, for four years, wrap yourself in bubble wraps,
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  Speaker 3: our house, be board, do nothing. They make all this money,
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  Speaker 3: and yeah, don't have money for a driver. It's called
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  Speaker 3: uber black dude. Right, Yeah, you know, like you know what,
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  Speaker 3: like do what Derek Jeter did, man, Like wait to
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  Speaker 3: get married, don't get into relationships, have a have a
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  Speaker 3: bitch in every report if you want, But like, just stay.
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  Speaker 2: Out of trouble. That's all you gotta do. NFL or not.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty damn easy to not break the.
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  Speaker 4: To not suffocate your girlfriend. Yeah, well it's easy for
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  Speaker 4: some of us, apparently idiots.
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  Speaker 8: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: The Vegas Golden Knights are headed back to the Stanley
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  Speaker 4: Cup Final after sweeping the top seeded Colorado Avalanche in
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  Speaker 4: four straight games. Vegas locked up the series with a
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  Speaker 4: two to one win thanks to goals from Mark Stone
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  Speaker 4: and Cole Smith and a tough defensive performance. This is
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  Speaker 4: the Night's third trip to the finals in nine seasons.
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  Speaker 4: They lost in twenty eighteen, one in twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 4: and now they have another shot. Colorado battled through injuries,
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  Speaker 4: while Golden Knight's got a major turnaround after changing coaches
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  Speaker 4: late in the season. So now they wait to see
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  Speaker 4: whether Carolina or Montreal will join them in the final.
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  Speaker 4: And President Trump has been given a clean bill of
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  Speaker 4: health after visiting Walter Reed Medical Center for his yearly
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  Speaker 4: medical and dental checkups.
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  Speaker 3: Sell me too, they said, I'm perfectly healthy and I
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  Speaker 3: am a picture of health.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you could be the president.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I'm a poster boy. Yeah, I'm a fit, muscular.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, healthy.
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  Speaker 3: Percentile jack Afa. Something tells me, I mean, you know
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  Speaker 3: they who has ever been a president where they've said, like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: Man, here on death's door.
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  Speaker 3: It's like how you can get a whatever you're trying
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  Speaker 3: to push.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, like to see it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 3: You can fund a study to be done that will
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  Speaker 3: be in your favor.
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  Speaker 4: It's like when Maria Pasta said, like eating carbs is
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  Speaker 4: perfect for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The other the other example that we bring up all
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  Speaker 3: the time is the condom study. They found that condoms,
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  Speaker 3: uh you know when when sex without a condom feels
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  Speaker 3: just as good as sex with a condom or sex
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  Speaker 3: with just as good as sex without a condom. And
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  Speaker 3: it was funded if you read into it, it was funded
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  Speaker 3: by Trojan.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can.
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  Speaker 3: You can get anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So when you go to the White House doctor oh.
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he said everything checked out and I quote perfectly, yeah,
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: And the White House says they'll release more details soon.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: He's about to turn eighty, by the way, and he
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: claims he's an excellent health mentally sharp. While the White
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: House deals with some questions about the bruising on his hand,
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: a neck rash, swelling in his legs, they say those
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: are all minor issues.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: It's got something like some vein issue, yeah or something
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: Got to be normal.
• 17:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: The other night, I had an itchy arm and I
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: was a little overzealous with my scratching and I have
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: like a scab.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: It happens, you're a dust doors. Going back to uh,
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: paper cuts and cardboard cuts. Somebody out of the text
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: cardboard cuts are the worst. And somebody else said their
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: wife cut their thumbprint off this weekend with one of
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: those mandolin slicers you've used to make waffle fries or
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: cut like vegetables and stuff like.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Every chef will tell you stop before you think you
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: need to stop with a mandolin.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you get for trying to be fancy
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: and cook. Just get the frozen crap and the grocery
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: store aisle.
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: He could get two more slices out of this, don't.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in the market for a mandolin.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: No, I have one.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I don't use it anymore.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Because I want to take a cucumber and just go
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: get you know what I wanted the salad shoot Remember
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: that thing?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we had that growing up.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Was that cool?
• 18:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: It's just it's just spreaded everything there.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: There's a question is it worth an ish? There? You go?
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Do they even make the salad shooter anymore? If you
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: put your vegetables in it and it just shreds everything.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: So now cucumber and you can it would just shoot
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: out slices of cucumbers.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: We did the carrot ones all the time.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the chopper It was like a little
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: top the slap chopping. Yeah, just whack it.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: Oh I had a slap chop. Yeah, that thing did work.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: It worked.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that thing worked.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: Did the spring always work? I felt like that would break.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It worked for the most part. But you have to
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: make your portion really small. I had to fit under
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: that cup, that little cup.
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't slow me.
• 18:43
  Speaker 13: Easy for you though. I could never get it to work,
• 18:45
  Speaker 13: and I feel like I wasn't even strong enough to
• 18:47
  Speaker 13: push it in.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: What you have.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: It's because you're tiny, Yeah right, yeah, you have no level.
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: I know, and encounter toilet.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: But she stands at the counter and the counter is
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that neck level. Yeah, she's got to reach over the top. Like,
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: there's no way for her to get that easier that force.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know how you can fix all this? Just
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: get a ninja they have all the attachments and stuff,
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: or a stepping stool.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: This thing was cool.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: It's like those those massage guns ever, the Thera guns.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: It looks like that, but it shoots salad. It make
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: it rain.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't work. Yeah, I'm gonna look it up.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Salad shoot like that.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that this is where you need bed
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: bath and beyond.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Or the scene on TV store salad bed bath and
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: beyond his back.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: It's in Uh, it's in another store now by container store.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: And they stayed online the whole time.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, yeah, oh prested Presto salad shooter electric.
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: Get it shooting in the Oh yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Dude, they told it's on Amazon much uh forty six bucks?
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Let's. Customers find this.
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: Food greater to be a great kitchen appliance that works
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: well for various tasks, including carrots, but hard cheeses.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Device easier to use.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Than hand grading comes apart easily for cleaning. Customers appreciate speed,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: with one noting it grates cheese and seconds.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: Let's see, let's do will it? Salad?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Shoot?
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: And uh you have anything?
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, you look do it that?
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: That's what it looks like.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: It's like a little handhold thing you then you put
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: the cucumber down in the hopper or the little thing
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: there and he goes.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah and just shoots.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: Shoot do it?
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: We shoot at each other's mouth.
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: Let's get ten and we each need one for salad
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: shooter fighting.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: I forget the studio added it presently to check out.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: My wife's going to be that you buy a salad shooter.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, for work?
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we'll see if it's worth a gun. We've
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: heard about it for years.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see if it works. I mean, that's got
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: to be a four year old product.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Not the we eat salad around here.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: But well, maybe this will encourage you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: God, I'm excited.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: Well, finally construction is officially underway in DC building the
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: temporary UFC octagon on the White House shall lawn looks
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: so cool. The big event on Flag Day, which is
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: also the country's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. So it
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: is being turned into a full scale venue as we know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: seating for several thousand people, including Morgan, staging, lighting rigs,
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: a broadcast equipment of course for live TV coverage, and
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: the idea is basically to create a pop up arena
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: on the White House lawn and Morgan will be there
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: and have all the inside info. Can't wait to hear it.
• 21:23
  Speaker 10: I can't wait.
• 21:23
  Speaker 3: I think be doing like mullet cuts on site.
• 21:26
  Speaker 10: Tattoo tattoos piercings.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: You can choose between like an eagle and a flag.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Do you like pig races or something?
• 21:33
  Speaker 11: Maybe I'll get marriedst pig races, Yeah, greased pig races.
• 21:37
  Speaker 10: You know what.
• 21:37
  Speaker 11: There might be something like that going on because they'll
• 21:39
  Speaker 11: have a whole weekend of stuff leading up Sunday.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: That would be amazing. An auctioneer, which is my favorite thing. Oh,
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: they could do like a like a tractor auction on
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: the lawn.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Something like that. You can have like a tattoo station.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but akay if you can have like a little standley,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: little kiosk there where you can get your name written
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: on a piece of rice, like.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: All the classy stuff through a piece of wood. Yeah.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: All jokes aside, though, can you believe they're going to
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: the White who's joking?
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: I cannot believe it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: No, that's insane.
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it'll be real once I get there, because I've
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: also never been to d C.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the way to do it. So remember everything that's
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: what's going on with.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: We are a heavy metal band.
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: I mean everybody knows that.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait more? Where am I the Woody Show?
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Welcome back?
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: So walking around the hallways here at the radio station
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: they have the speakers that play the different radio stations
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: in our building, our sisters stations we have, we have
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: three other stations that all play somewhat all the same music.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: It's some version of it, like once for like the
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: real younger pop people, and then the other ones for
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: like just maybe like just getting into your career and
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: like just starting to have kid. It's like yeah, soccer
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: mom kind of aged, and the other ones for old
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: old ladies.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, and then uh but.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: You know, so they play like Ed Sheeran, you know.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: What's that one? Ordinary? Yeah, that song's huge. I know
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: that song's huge.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Now here's this Alex Warren guy is like selling out
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: stadiums on one song?
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Does he have other songs?
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Like what's the other words? I think? Look I get it.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I can hear where that's you know, a popular song
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: and people dig it, especially on Instagram. I'm okay, yeah right,
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: so I'm just I'm one. What's the what's the thing
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: about Alex Warren Menace?
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: You might know better than anybody in this room, Like
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: what's his draw is it with the young the young girls?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Like who's who's driving the popularity? Where this guy more
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: so like there's look the post Malone jelly roll or
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: like these other artists that are having the what they
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: call that the blue Dot fever. I think people like
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: kind of Alex Warren on one song is selling out stadium.
• 24:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think they kind of like his story, like
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: about the struggle with his parents where both of his
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: parents have passed away, and I think like people kind
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: of followed, you know, he like came.
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: To be homeless at one point.
• 24:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Okah, so I think a lot of people like champion him.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, I don't know anything about him.
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I know I know that one song is big, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: it's like to me, he's the guy who's got his
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: first big song and he's already selling out stadium.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: That's crazy, like a viral sensation.
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks like he's like a YouTuber. And then
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: he was part of a collaborative TikTok group, the Hype House.
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, independently releasing music.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we'll go from homeless to selling out arena. Yeah.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: Pretty so.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: The speakers in the hallway they flipped to the different stations,
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: you know, throughout you know, throughout the day. But it's
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: you know, every fifteen twenty minutes, it'll flip to a
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: different station. But because we have three stations that essentially
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: all play some version of the same music, that song
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: keeps getting pumped out like all the time. And then
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: the other one that I'm hearing a lot, And God,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about this dude. I
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: hate him so much. Bruno Mars. Oh God, damn it
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: do I hate Bruno Mars this. I don't know. He's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: such an annoying midget.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Him or yes, is it him or the music or both?
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: The music I can say is catchy. He gets a
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: lot of hate. I love music. Yeah, I can hear.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I be okay.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: We talk about it every once in a while, the
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: unjustified like where you unjustifiably hate something or someone.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have no real good reason. There's just something.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: About it, just like that's you the wrong one. Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Bruno Mars is that guy for me where I'm like,
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: all right, I get where. He's got these big songs.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I can hear them and I go, okay, those those
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: are catchy songs. There's something about this guy. Maybe I'm
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: being a hiatus, you know, you know what I'm saying.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: I think it's just such a little guy carrying so
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: much swagger.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: It's like it's hard. It's hard to take him serious,
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: you know. But I mean, the guy is super talented.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: He could sing, you can dance. I don't know if
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: he writes his own stuff. I could tell you, so,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: I think so I could tell you that he didn't
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: write this song. There's no way, because every time I
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: hear this song, it's on the speaker's con this is
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: a big song right now, for it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 11: Ain't no mounds in you.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: It's driving me nuts every time I hear.
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: And I finally figured it out why I like not
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: only is it Bruno Mars like.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: And so it took me two weeks of that song
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: popping up on the on the speakers for me to
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: figure out, besides the fact that it's Bruno Mars and
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: I don't like him, what is it about this song
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: that I.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Hate so much?
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a rip off of Frank Sinatra.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: My way. I did it my way and the no,
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: the end is all right. And so you've heard this song.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Everybody's heard this, Yeah, at least in a movie or something. Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: only in movies, My friend, it.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Reminds me of going over to my grandparents house. Yeah,
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: I love to say my case.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about friends. Even though he's basically talking,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: it's so good. Yeah, let's get to the my way apart.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: You can hear it. And I have another example.
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: I traveled each and every highway.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: And more, much more than this, Bruno Mars did it.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: My way? All right? So and again you listen to
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: like this jag you.
• 27:55
  Speaker 10: Want the moon watch me learn to fly amountain you good?
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, bunished, it's not there.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Now, won't do biscuit pop.
• 28:14
  Speaker 3: Ye, And so it was driving me nuts. I couldn't fry, like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: what is besides again, Bruno Mars, what is it driving
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: me nuts about this song? And I was like, dude, crazy,
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: it's not.
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: Biscuit God, you're absolutely right.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry man, sorry, Bruno, you're.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: Absolutely I just googled it and there is a whole
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: subreddit about is there.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: You're absolutely right.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I'm sitting there and Tyler sitting there working on stuff
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: before the show, and I go, God, damn it, Tyler,
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: what is it about this gun? What it's about this songs?
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: It's exactly the same that and it's also the same time.
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: Every day our hip hop station plays Kendrick Lamar.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: We call it.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: We call it Kendrick a clock Kendrick. We can almost
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: set the clock by clock.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: That's how I know if I'm late to work.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so. Yeah, that's how I know what time
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: it is. Remember a few years ago, Sam Smith got
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: sued by the Tom Petty estate and that was like slammed.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Its huge. So you think this is gonna harbin copy.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Well, the that Miley Cyrus song, the Flowers song, what
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: was the one that?
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that was a response song to the Weekend.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: It was yeah, okay because it sounded almost identical to
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: a different song.
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: And yeah, so the Weekend, if you look it up,
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: he has a song he says, I'll buy you flowers.
• 29:39
  Speaker 5: But then her response to the song I can buy myself.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: But I think what you're talking about was it's.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: The same melody.
• 29:46
  Speaker 4: This is your buddy.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: This song shared a big section of Bruno Mars when
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I was your man.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, that's the one. Yeah, that's the that's the
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: song menace, that's a milers. What's the flowers?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because in that song it's it's about you know
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: something but flowers, Yeah, put your toes.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: In the sand, blah blah blah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like yeah, yeah, that's the one.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: But when when it comes to stuff like this, it
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: is possible. I think it is in an infinite world
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: of infinite sounds that you can create that you might
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: write a song and say to yourself, I don't even
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: know who I believe.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I believe that when it comes to you. You have
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: these artists that nobody's ever heard of. They go so
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: and so you still stole my song. Right when it
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: comes to one of Frank Sinatra's biggest songs ever, right,
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: or if it was like an Elvis Presley or a
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Beatles song or Rolling Stones, it's kind of hard to
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: say you've never heard it. Now, whether you set out
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: to do that, that's a difference. And I agree with
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: what you're saying, Greg, like, it's not always intentional. How
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: many times have you gone like, oh my god, this
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: is and you think you have like this really great idea.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Oh that was like bowling and got damn it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: It's the same thing with jokes. Andrew's always accusing people, oh,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: you stole that, Like you don't think two comedians can
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: come up with the same premise happens every day, yeah, or.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: A movie plot. Somebody comes out twenty years later again
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: came up with.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: Yea, my in this pic of the I'm not saying
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: necessarily that Bruno Mars did rip off Frank Sinatra on purpose,
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: but it's awful close. But man, when I'm sitting there
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: and I'm stealing in my hatred of Bruno Mars, and
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, what is it about this song that I hate?
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Just what it is? All right?
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four? What he text us over
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: to two two nine eight seven.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing a helmet. It's not gonna wear a helmet.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Oh thanks, straight up. You guys are idiots.
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: The Woody show, wind makes everything worse, hot, uncomfortable, hot
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: but windy.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, rain but WinCE.
• 32:18
  Speaker 8: Snow show.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back. I got a little who did it?
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: And then, uh, why do you do it?
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: With a show trademark original game.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Sure, all right, so we'll start with this one. Who
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: did it?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Police in Canada on the lookout they received a call
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: about a theft involving barbecued goods. The description of the
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: suspect that was given to them was someone with red hair,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: shortened stature, wearing a thick coat. And after a short investigation,
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: the police found the thief.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Who did it? Who did it? Who did it?
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: They got a good picture of the bandit attempting to
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: conceal the evidence.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, a raccoon, A raccoon a rival restaurateur.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: No, it was a fox, and it had its mouthful
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: of some of the hot dogs.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: It stalled.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: There he is, and the cops they're cute again. They
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: got the picture of him with the hot dogs in
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: his mouth. They decided to release him without conditions, in
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: a full belly.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: All right, Next one, why did he do it? What
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: do he show?
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: Trademark copyright original game. Police in Pennsylvania on the lookout
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: after they got a call about someone vandalizing the pickleball
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: and tennis nets at two different parks in the area. Easy,
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: and so they looked back at the security cameras and enough,
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: a guy uncrutches was seen getting out of a car
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: and cutting down all the nets and then.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Just leaving right after.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: Okay, they released a picture of the guy and the
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: people around town they recognized him. The cops went and
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: questioned the guy and they found out the reason why
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: he did it?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Why did he do it?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: I have to accuse myself, I know, and it's fantastic.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I do not know, but my guess is
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: he tried pickleball for the first time, got injured, and
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: just took his anger out on the actual game and guests.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Well, I mean, maybe this is probably more fun. But
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: the one number one complaint that I see with all
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: these stories is the noise. They hate the noise of
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: the ball.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sounds like a woodpecker.
• 34:42
  Speaker 10: I was thinking like a tennis player.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the noise, the noise. All right, Well, he was
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: uncrutches because he heard himself playing pickleball.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, see, I'm getting there.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: And he told the police that because of his injury,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: his summer was.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Ruined so he couldn't play. So no one came.
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: Nobody gets to baby.
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was charged with vandalism. What a little bit loser.
• 35:09
  Speaker 10: And also, you're on crutch.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: I know, dude. Gina's husband has a torn every L
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: A C L whatever. And he's out there. He's got
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: one of those braces that has like the crank thing
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: on the side of it. Greg Yeah, yeah, knee brace, right,
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: and he's out there still he played my son and
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Gina's son in basketball two on one and still one.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: That's what I told himself.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: They said, he's allowed to do that kind of stuff.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: You just can't run. But the surgery is coming up
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: in a few weeks and that's when he's going to
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: be like intraction. How do you mean like a bed band?
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: How do you lose playing two kids, one of which
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: is six foot tall yeah, uh and seventeen years old,
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: and then the other one basketball all the time?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That you would think like a two on one with
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: a guy with a rason.
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: He's a phenom.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: He didn't let him win though, No, he never does.
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I hate it when parents let him win.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: And that kind of guy.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wish I had that kind of drive where
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: I'm injured and I still I just have to.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: Actually he had to do as Tony Horton exercises. Yesterday
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: he was in the garage.
• 36:17
  Speaker 10: He's not in pain at all.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: He is, and I hear about that too.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my uncle. You know now he's old, right, but
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: he has to have a hip replacement as old people do.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: And he just went on this vacation where like his
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: wife scheduled a ton of hiking stuff, like a ten
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: mile hike with this hip that he had to go
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: get like a Cortizone shot just to get through it.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: And I go, what are you doing? He goes, hecause,
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: you know what, He goes, I'm having the hip replaced anyway.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: He goes, I'm just gonna like let the wheels fall off.
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: Does she need it? He enjoys that, the hiking.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Now he enjoys that stuff.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: He doesn't. He enjoys the hiking stuff. But still I
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: wouldn't enjoy it if I'm in pain, or although I
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: mean it is a good point, like whatever, Like remember
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: when they were gonna do the remodeling around here, Greg,
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: And it's like, well, what does it matter if we
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: take the sledgehammers and and then we beg yeah to
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: hit some walls with the sledgehammer and do some demo.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: Because you're gonna tear it out. You're gonna tear it
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: up anyway.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Who do you care? Who does it?
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're saying that's the same if you're injured,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: who cares?
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Like a new car, like you don't want to mess
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: it up.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: I'm saying for my my uncle's hip, I get it
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: because he's having the whole hip replaced, and it's like he's.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, he hasn't done it yet. No, no, no, no,
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: that's what damage the brand.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: No, No, he's gonna have it done.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: He got the cortizone shot just to get through the
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: pain of the bad to get replaced. That's fine, Now
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: your husband doesn't. He had to heal somewhat just to
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: be able to get the surgery. It's like when they
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: go to doctor now and my six hundred pound life
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: and they're too fat for the weight loss surgery. You
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: got to lose weight to get weight loss surgery. Like,
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: he has to heal before then go in there and
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: minimatic commission.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: For to heal before he can have the surgery. And
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: he's trying to decide between a cadaver muscle and his
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: own muscle. And I think he's afraid of like a haunted.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: It'll haunt his body.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: I said.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: He's like, I don't like it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 10: His body could reject.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: It, That's what he said. But I like, so now
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: you have to heal in two places, Like where are
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: they going to take it?
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: But the whole like, oh, I'm not going to get
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: that because yeah, it's going to be like the ghost
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: of this person. Yeah, people who think that that's.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: Right Hilda above. Yeah, people are all over Knicks fans.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: Knicks are going to the NBA Finals for the first
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: time in a long time, and they're just waiting to
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: see how things shake out with the Western Conference Final. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: but the Knicks fans are there at the.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: Knicks fans are losing it many extra I mean, I'm
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: sure people are upset because it's not their team. But
• 39:10
  Speaker 5: if I mean, if it was their team and their
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: fans were acting that crazy, I'm sure they would be
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: into it.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: This this one account side Talk NYC so that they
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: go around, they just talk to people on the streets
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: of New York. And so they were out in front
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: of Madison Square Garden after the Knicks closed out the
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Calves and the fans, I mean, these guys, uh, they're
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: they're putting themselves right up there on the insanity level.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, Sea Bass was was talking about it, and
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: Jeff G's talking about it, and they're putting themselves right
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: up there with you know, Philadelphia.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Fans there beyond that.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Because the oh you climbed a telephone pole?
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Okay, cool, whatever, This is this will be There's going
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: to be cops on horses, martial law. It's all that
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: stuff because they are because they they social media fuels this.
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they want they want to be the guy
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: jumping up on the the light pole and crashing down
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: the Yeah.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: Here's a little bit of what they got outside of
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Mass Square Garden.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: But you're gonna mixed.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: All to the finals.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: Like Jesus, what's her pleas?
• 40:11
  Speaker 12: Take it on the path?
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: Ja's hard and Mona coming for dinner and Jays had
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: a step cloaking off the Donald very mention, will we
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: not deliver into your.
• 40:19
  Speaker 15: House no more?
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: That's stop all foods Monday.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: You back to French baby smoking.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: All that clean light pack, Sister, I'd like Jalen Perching
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: and the Italian New York Knicks done.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: Part of the Senate, all right, And you are not entertaining, Well,
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: that's why it's entertaining.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm going. I never said that our words
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: aren't entertaining.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's entertaining.
• 40:51
  Speaker 7: I mean the the accents got awful on a truck.
• 40:53
  Speaker 7: I love it, and I mean you can all you
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: want to, but it's still got awful on It's funny.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: I love the New York accent. I hate the Boston
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: accent there. They're very similar, but in the way that
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: they're different. Yeah, yeah, that part of the equally obnoxious.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: His answer to that is, no, they're equally obnoxious.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't use the word obnoxia. Look, it's all yeah
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: they are. God, that's just as annoying.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: As we've said for decades.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: You we have movies and television.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: You know, it's arbitrary.
• 41:30
  Speaker 7: It's not a black and white. There's no pronunciation, guys,
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: it's not arbitrary.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: It's like a thing. So the n b A, the NBA,
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: they posted something about you know conference, you know, championship
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: blah blah blah blah blah, and they misspelled conference.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I thought about Greg immediately. I'm the grammar police.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because Greg, Greg's always like pointing out so
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, I guess just too excited for spell check.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Well, no, Like I always think about who was in
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: charge of products, and it has to go through probably
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: at least five people before it gets printed on the package. Something.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: The other day, I noticed I had bought these new
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: towels and I'm cutting the tags off at home, and
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the towels say fast drying, So I thought, are the
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: towels fast drying when they're wet and you hang them
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: up and they dry quickly? Or do they dry your
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: or did they dry your body quickly? I thought it
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: was very vague and weird. Then the other one I noticed,
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: and I'm shocked. I didn't notice this ten years ago.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: So what does it mean?
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know, fast drying the hows Yeah, I would
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: imagine maybe the towels themselves. I don't get that mildew because.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: The towel will dry you as you touch it.
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just not that big.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
• 42:42
  Speaker 7: Well, I think I think what you're saying, Greg, it's
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: difference between the towel driving drying quickly, which is what
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: it should say, right, absorbency high absorbent would be one.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: It was a little vague. And then the other one
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I noticed the other day that I should have noticed
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: ten years ago when Nennis forced me to become addicted
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: to Frenzy A box wine. Thank you very much for
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: ruining my life. I did have a gun to your head. Yeah,
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: the box at the bottom, and I never noticed this before.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: It says stays fresh for six weeks after opening. You
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: don't open it. It's a little tab that you just
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: punch with your finger. You take the cardboard out and
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: then you twist the thing and it opens.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: You don't open it opens. It's the air.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: I guess you would take out even more air. It
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: should stay fresher after opening.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Well, what he's saying is with the boxed wine, you're
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: not taking a cap off, you're not taking whatever.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: You're just freeing the nozzle.
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Once the nozzle is free than it is open. Well
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: what position would you say that nozzles in closed.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Or I'm getting all that, I really am, But how
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: would it affect the freshness once you twist it? If anything,
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: you're taking out more air and it should stay even fresher.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Is there any air in there? I don't know. I
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: don't think so exactly. The bladder bag for wine, right,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: there's no tab on the thing, there's no seal.
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: There's but the tip is getting.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Its sitting in a cardboard box. All you do is
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: like open the little circle. And there's the big argument
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: is and the box has an open top. It's not
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: air proof. It's dumb and seats of all people are
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: not being intellectually honest.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I think you're being uh greg ouch.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: Fire.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna need extra wine.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: There's a certain group of people that's a really big dig.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: They think they're like sounding really and now here's class
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: an intellectual.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: Here's somebody intellectually honest. I've never understood that insult. I
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: learned it not very.
• 44:50
  Speaker 4: Sharp, like willfully ignorant obtuses like pretty wide.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: It's not as sharp as if anybody else said the
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: sea bass would be on their side, you would say, yeah,
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: All you're doing is I'm trying to now now I'm
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: actually legitimately trying to learn.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Is that is that?
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Is that the reason? Because abtuse is a wide angle,
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: so you're not sharp. So we call someone obtuse, it
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: means you're not sharp, You're not a sharp angle.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Never put that together.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: This is why words matter. Man, he's calling you a butthole.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting, that's good. Yeah, that's why.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because the antonym is acute or astute. Are you
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: just saying dude, you're being held of the dumb right now?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: Or you just say that or easy you're you're you're
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: not getting.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, you cannot get and not admit it.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: It's I just take the perfect example with your nozzle,
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: the opposite of no.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: But there's nothing about it scientifically that you would even
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: remotely disagree with.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Somebody else pointed, and you're allowing air to enter the
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: equation where air did not exist, albeit at a small
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: like it's a small portion of the process.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: You're right.
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: The bag itself on the top end isn't exposed to air,
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: of course not. But once, like Menace was saying, even
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: the nozzle once that's cracked, Now air has entered the equation.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: Greg's an idiot.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Let's see three one oh says I thought Greg was smarter,
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: and then wow, how does Menace get it?
• 46:14
  Speaker 2: But Greg does not? How are you t s stay
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: fresh after opening? Well add that to the gregs. I
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: guess Greg, no, Now you're you're you're not kidding. And
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: if anybody else brought it up, seabats would be on
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: their side, it's cracked open.
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: Well you think it's because it's you, of course side.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Do you still think that's a thing like he thought?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: But if if Bill and I brought this up, seabots
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: would say, well, yeah, sorry, typically you didn't open anything,
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: you just released some of the wines because it's me
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: and you can make digs, and you're saying on being.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: Obtubs on your side more than anyone in this room. Probably, Okay,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: I would say more true than not true these days,
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: thank you. That's why I was like, is there still.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: A thing going on there? I don't think so it.
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: Was always one way fight. Well, because he stopped. He
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: stopped the gregslist thing, which.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: You had I just updated. He never understood it, and
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: you never updated.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: It was getting too clogged because Sea Beast was keeping
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: a list of things that didn't work for Greg that
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Greg didn't understand, right, So you.
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: Put the most random stuff like opinions, like an opinion
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: that he disagreed with. He would put on that list.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: But it's an opinion I think has no flavor, like
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: it's made absolutely.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: You're absolutely right about that, only smoked paprika.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, hold on, I'm not smart enough to
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: know if this is actually true. Anybody Sparta in the
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: room listened up. Nine four nine. When you eject wine,
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: it creates a negative pressure and so is drawn into
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: the bag. It's the same as when you crush a
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: plastic bottle and then release it. It draws air back in.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Thus the air gets into the wine, oxidizing, and thus
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: I like your use of Thus you have about six weeks?
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, well it's like, first of all, like it would
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: last six weeks, please six days? And second of all,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: thank you for teaching me something instead of just attacks
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: of calling me up to what does that mean? Hold on?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: What does that mean?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: Ad homine, we've gone over this about we have that
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: has to do with your tone or sound in some
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: way a hominy add two words.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: I don't know how many grits.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I'll be trying to act smart. I'll try to be Yeah, I.
• 48:36
  Speaker 7: Don't sure we accept that explanation, because you you know,
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: when you when you open a bag of wine, the
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: bag will you know it's it's it's tight. You're not
• 48:45
  Speaker 7: necessarily introducing air.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Now you can you can.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: Create bubbles and stuff. You can slip it over and
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: open it either way, but flip it over nice.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that's as much because it's tight.
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: I think that's as much a factor as he's claiming.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four The Woodie Show, Well, who
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: wants to play a game and potentially win a prize?
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: All right? I do well, we get to play.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: You guys get to win something. Call in eight seven seven.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: Forty four, Woody, because we're gonna play today's dumbass contest,
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: and today's mass contest is the Craiglist prices. Right, all
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: those things are being sold on Craigslist. I have some
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: printouts of some of those things that Morgan found for us,
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna take a look at one of them.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I'm gonnask somebody here in the studio who I think
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: has the best shot at giving us a decent bid.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: How much do you think this person is selling this
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: item for on Craigslist. I'll get the bid from somebody
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: here in the studio, and then you on the phone
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: just have to guess is the actual Craiglist price higher
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: or lower than the bid that was given.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Here in the studio. And if you can do that,
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: you will be the winner.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Gia all right, eight seven seven forty four, Woody.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: You were wondering why people go through the effort to
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: sell something so cheap and all the your idol Gary
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Vee did a video somewhat recently yelling at everybody saying,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: if you need more money, if times are tight, you're
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: an idiot for not just going around your house and
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: selling all your stuff like you would support.
• 50:16
  Speaker 3: Right, but like there's something where it's a five dollars
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: you know, a mug, a plastic cup, you got a
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: the yeah.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: Just easily just throw away. Yeah, I think. But if
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: somebody's willing to give.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: You two bucks for it, I mean yes, yeah.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: It's better than zero. I would say, like, add up
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: your time.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, I like to get whatever it is, post to
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: whatever it is, deal with the emails of the phone calls,
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: wait around for someone to show up, sell it, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: you get the five bucks. How much do you make
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: an hour when you work? What's minimum wage?
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: What's your time?
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Were?
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Alright?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Eight four woodie, And let's say hi to our first contestants.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Say hi to Autumn. Hey Autumn, how are you?
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: Good morning?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: Are you we're doing We're doing great?
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: You're ready to play the Craigslist price is right?
• 51:09
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I am all right?
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: Uh gena krab Yes. First item, Dog Mom, fanny pack.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Okay, she's a new dog mom.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: All right, fanny pack. We killed that m already for
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: a cute and stylish. Dog Mom contains two zippered compartments
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: with three internal mesh pockets and adjustable buckle belt strap.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: It's a it's pink, has got white lettering.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Is it four dogs or just says dog?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: It says dog?
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: Mom?
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: At this picture of right, you would wear it?
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it says dog one.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, there you go.
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: How can it's k in there bag for an idiot?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: All right? How much?
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: How much for this bad boy right here?
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: That bad boy? I'm gonna say, god? Uh fifteen bucks?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Fifteen bucks? Autumn?
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher and
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: lower than fifteen dollars?
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I think it's lower.
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: I think it's lower than fifteen dollars. The actual Craigslist
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: price is ten dollars. You are a winner here on
• 52:18
  Speaker 3: the Craigslist price is right? Hang on one second, we
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: will get your information. Saw a bumper magnet yesterday.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: Actually it said all my kids have four paus's freaking cue.
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: That's the same.
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: But Mother's Day there was a commerci that was like
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Happy Mother's Day to all the moms, the dog moms,
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: the plant, mom's plant. This hole is mom.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: When we run out of people in about one hundred
• 52:44
  Speaker 7: and fifty years, we're going to look back at the
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: dog mom trying to say, oh, that was part of
• 52:47
  Speaker 7: the problem.
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say hi to Carlos.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: What's up? Carlos, Hey, what's up?
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: What do you show her?
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: That's why the Craigslist price is right? Are you ready? Yes, sir, Greg,
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: this is for yousckey. It's wine decor. Now we know
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: how much Greg loves the core.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Also when it's a sign of some kind,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: hang it up and whatever stupid font. Yeah, it says.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: A cute wine sign bought at a winery, test your
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: eyesight and drunkenness cash only, so it looks like an
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: eye chart like you see at the that's just at
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: the eye doctor.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: Now it says W the top, then the next this
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: is wine, then wine.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: I why know, yep, and wine.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Then it gets roll blurry, yeah, intentionally blury, so that
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: you're wine.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, it's just good fun wine. Oh wine, No, k
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: n o W.
• 53:41
  Speaker 3: That's a that's a really clever Yeah. You tell us
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: like a wigi board. But it's a sign that you
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: hang up like an eye chart like the eye doctor.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: And how much how much of this really cool sign? Greg,
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: let's go with uh, twenty bucks twenty dollars Carlos, do
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: you think the actual Craigslist price is higher lower than
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: twenty dollars. I'm gonna say lower actual Craigslist price exactly
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: twenty dollars.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Any sort of souvenir you get into winery is not cheap.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: And the and the tie always goes to the contestants.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: So Carlos, congratulations, you are a winner here on the
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: Craigslist prices.
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: Hang on, You're welcome. Hang on one second.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: All right, let's say hello to how about Adriana, Hey, Adriana.
• 54:34
  Speaker 12: How are you?
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Hey?
• 54:34
  Speaker 6: Good morning, good morning?
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: How are you morning?
• 54:39
  Speaker 15: I agree?
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: I love you, guys, I love you.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: All right, let's play the Craigslist price is right. Next
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: up is uh sea bass? You love this kind of stuffy?
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: It's a copper therapy bracelet and ring lovely. They should
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: be a legal Tell me how well these work? These
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: work really well?
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: Right, Like if you have Arthur rois.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: See what see what did they just say? It just
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: said therapy.
• 54:59
  Speaker 7: They you can't, by the way, none of them will
• 55:01
  Speaker 7: say arthritis. They'll say healing's therapy, restorative. It says celebrate strength,
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: growth and connection exactly. This beautifully crafted, pure copper bracelet
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: featuring an intricate Tree of life design copper therapy benefits.
• 55:19
  Speaker 7: Pure copper jewelry has been treasured for generations, often worn
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: for its traditional wellness There you go and copper therapy properties.
• 55:28
  Speaker 3: They can't because they can't make specific health claims or
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: they be illegal.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: I see.
• 55:31
  Speaker 3: Magnetic copper bracelets are especially popular among those seeking both
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: style and holistic benefits. Features solid copper construction, detailed tree
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: of life design, and six embedded magnets perfect for wellness enthusiasts. Well,
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: this is another turn that's come around the past ten
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: years to go away and nature.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: And tree of life lovers. Now here's here's the look.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: How stupid.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Wow, it looks like something from Game of Thrones.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: See how do you explain my balance bracelet? You know?
• 56:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well there's actually you can find videos of those
• 56:06
  Speaker 7: scammers where they'll you'll you'll be like a very medically
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: adept kiosk at them, all right. Yeah, And then some
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: guy's ate try this bracelet for a balance cutter, and
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: so you'll you'll stand without the bracelet, he'll push on you,
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: and then he'll put the bracelet on and suddenly you
• 56:21
  Speaker 7: can't fall over because he's pushing you differently. There's all
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: kinds of scammers, James Randy, alrightp was great at de
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: bunking these idiots.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: All right, so how much on this is one?
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: This is a bracelet and it's a sex Yeah.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: I agree. Yeah, it's a it's a combo.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: I'll go with Yeah, twenty eight dollars. Twenty eight dollars, Adriana,
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher lower
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: than twenty eight dollars.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say lower just because it's Craigs Wiz is
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: probably worth more worse.
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, so you're saying lower than twenty
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: eight dollars. Yes, actual Craigslist price seventy dollars.
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: Willness problem niece.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Wowow, sorry about that, but thank you for calling in
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: and listening to the Woody Show.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: I have yourself a great day. See.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Well, this is a great term because it means nothing.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: Right, Roy roight a.
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: Hoy roy alright, Uh, Craigs's price is right menace. Yes, Hi,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: it's a Formula one fire suit. Formula one fire Suit
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Original and True Formula one F one Team Prost Graham
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Prix owner Elaine Prost, four time world champion fits perfect
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: for five foot ten to six foot one. Oh wow,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: now here's the It's got all the crap on it,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: you know, like the whatever the sponsor sponsors. Would you
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: be considered a dork if you wore that to and
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: F one race? No, but I don't.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: He wears really with all the stuff.
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's like patches and everybody wears those. But
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: the full on suit okay, yeah, that'd.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Like wearing a baseball uniform to the very special.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: I mean I went, I went to you know, the
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: Canadian one, and there's like hundreds of thousands people there.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: I saw one person wearing a suit. Yeah.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: How much?
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: How much for this?
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: I would say six hundred dollars? Six hundred dollars? Roy,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: Do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher or
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: lower than six hundred bucks cheap for the Formula one suit?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: I would say higher, Woody.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Higher actual Craigslist price one thousand and five hundred. You
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: are a deal. I mean, I'm telling you, like F
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: one merch itself, just like a polo shirt is like
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: two hundred bucks. Yeah girl, Yeah, all right, man, hang
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: on one second, Roy, We'll get all your information.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: And I was right wellness mentions it. Acording to Google,
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: trends are five times higher than they were twenty years ago.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Let's say hi to Sali. What's good South? All right, man,
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: we're gonna play the Craigslist price is right.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I got one more item, will go to Sammy on
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: this one.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: She just had an issue with the nest. All right,
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: this is an empty wasp nest. Now, this is a
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: good example of like why the f is somebody? Yeah,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: it says I have a couple of wasp nests that
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: anyone wants if anybody wants one, they have been empty
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: for years. I don't want to throw them out. They're
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: cool to look at, but I don't have.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Any use for that.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Would you like put them with an arrangement of dried flowers?
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: Great for hanging decor and display where along with educational
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: and study use, they also make great additions for taxidermy
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: use and craft. Don't miss out on this. Lots of
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: opportunity and it's just neat look at It's really something.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah that is big and old.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 10: And jied out.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: She's black, And I was thinking, like the cool like
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: the ones that are kind of conical, Yeah, like a sunflower.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So how much?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, this person is clearly overvaluing them by the way, predent, right,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 9: So I'm going to say twenty dollars twenty bucks.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: What do you think, Sal, actual Craigslist price higher lower
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: than twenty dollars.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: I think it's higher higher.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, actual Craigsist price a delusional sixty five dollars right.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: Now, I'm sure there'll be a bidding war.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: Alright, Sal, congratulations you a winner here on the Craigslist
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: price is right, my friend?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, there's the very excited Sal.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: I thought maybe there was something I didn't know, Like you,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: there's something about like a like.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: A legitimately maybe it's valuable, you know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: Like a nature created wasp nest that you know, there's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: some I don't know.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what be in there.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: There are numerous ones on eBay.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like just give it to like a boy scout.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: For what Sammy, did you ever get yours down? Yeah?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: What's the deal?
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 5: I did?
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 13: I called the landlord. They had the pest control people
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 13: come out and take care of it.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Told Jack, Greg, wouldn't that crazy?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 7: Wouldn't you want to be the one to do it?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: I've shot was wast wasp nests. It's super fun.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: It's fun. It's like I want to watch the gas thing,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: but I don't want to do it myself.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: You can get like the spray from twenty feet.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: That's fun. That's fun. Yeah.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, hey, congratulations to our winners. I did see
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: there was some hold on one second. I saw this
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: and I thought of Greg So George Kittle, who plays
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: for your team, of course, the forty nine ers. Peter
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: is going after him because he was publicly flexing quote
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: unquote about killing a spider.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: I love George.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's so likable money and he's a spider killer.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: He's flexing about everybody else.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Flexing, which I'll be. I haven't heard much about Peter
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 3: these days. Yeah, they finally stopped sending They stopped sending
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: us mail. We used to get little free things from them,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 3: and we'd go right.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: In the garbage. We never even open it. We'd see
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: it from Peta and go right in the garbage. Right
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: They said us lottery tickets.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was cool. So when you're when you're donating
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: to Peter, just know they were sending crap here.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they were.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Using that money ain't nothing but a sports day with
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: the G Jeff Garcia.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Six. All right, now, let's get an update on the
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: sports Jeff G. What's going on with the show. Happy
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: Wednesday to everybody.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Dodgers offense was on full display yesterday. They beat the
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Rockies fifteen to six in.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: The six Kid Stars. Jerry, this is at the wall.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Mookie Betts two home run, five RBI night. Got some
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: bad news, old Dodger fans. Keicky Hernandez hurt again last night.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: He actually heard his oblique during batting practice and then
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: had to leave the game early. He just got back
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: to the squad.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: So that's a.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: Bummer tonight at Dodger Stadium. Show, Hey, O Taney on
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: the mound. It's also Yamamoto Game seven, last out Bobblehead,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: so make sure you get there early.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Over in Detroit, the Angels beat the Tigers, driving one
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: toward right center field, moving back his fielding. He's at
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: the warning track near the wall. Hetch god Hetch god
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  Speaker 3: Grandsam fun.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Gresham, same two teams this afternoon at three forty NFL News.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: My Chargers extended Derwin James three years seventy five million dollars.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: That makes him the.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Highest paid safety in the league.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: NBA Playoffs, Shay Gills is Alexander and the flopping ass
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Oklahoma City Thunder beat the Spurs last night.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: That up three to two in that series.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: NHL congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights, third Stanley Cup
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Final in nine years. And finally this morning what he
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: showed Nick start in the finals for the first time
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: in twenty seven years and tickets for their first home
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: game at Madison Square Garden are crazy.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: Just to get in.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: MSG, it's going to cost you thirty seven hundred dollars
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: a seat. If you want to sit courtside, it's gonna
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: cost you two hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: pair of tickets.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: And no, you can't use your EBT card.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: I'm JIMG and that's.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Your SoCal sports, all right, Jeff Gbow.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 3: Show show how this for a blast from the past.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Pan Am Airline attempting to make a comeback. They've got
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: this partnership with this company and they say they're going
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: to deploy a first of a kind AI powered airline
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: operating system and their goal is to create a predictive,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: real time operational system from the start and use it
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: to address like irregular operations that cost the airline industry
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: all this money, tens of billions of dollars every year.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: And if everything goes to plan, the AI will unify
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: flight planning, crew scheduling, weather data, airport constraints into a
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: single system that works out. It'll be better for everybody
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: because they've saved so much money, they can actually be
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: competitive and not be up against some of these like
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: financial challenges. I mean, everybody has some kind of financial
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: challenge based on fuel and you know, things like that,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: and those prices go. But as far as the actual
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: planes go, they are rumored to be using a fleet
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: of Airbus A three twenty NEOs, which hmm, who had
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: the Oh, Spirit had a bunch of someone. Yeah, So
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: I'm wondering if they're gonna end up just taking a
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: bunch of these Spirit planes because Spirit was flying a
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: bunch of those A three twenty NEOs, and they're working
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: on getting their FAA certification, and they would use Miami
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: as their base of operations, but pan Am could be
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: coming back well Florida.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Well also that's where the Spirit was based out of
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: two and they didn't own their planes, so it would
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: be it probably an easier transaction. Yeah, maybe.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of Spirit, it turns out that the whole
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: conflict with Iran had nothing to do with Spirit going out.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: That would have happened anyway, because someone was talking about
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: they they had to disclose in the bankruptcy filing. There
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: were finances and they had to tearor to the point
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: where they were losing a dollar sixty one for every
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: one dollar they brought in. So the operating costs were
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: far higher than the you know, the revenue from the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 3: tickets and the fees and all that kind of stuff.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: So it just it was unsustainable. And it showed the
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 3: airlines operating margin was minus sixty one percent with expenses.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: So, and they noted the fuel prices were not the
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 3: core issue. In fact, they said Spirit would still have
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: been losing money even if jet fuel was free. So
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: that whole thing about oh well, if it wasn't for this,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: they'd still be around that Apparently that's not the case. Yeah,
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: they lost a dollar sixty one for every one dollar
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: they took in, and so they would still be losing
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: money even if the jet fuel was free.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: Do you have a question, going back to pan Am,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: what is is before my time? What is the nostalgia
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 5: for PanAm?
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I just didn't take a just because it's an old
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: brand and TV show too.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 13: I loved that show with Christina Ricci Marca.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: The stewardest era.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that way after, right, Yeah, but during
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: that time, people loved its gonna.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: Be a big PanAm crash, remember that? And I think
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: they were just ahead of their time when it came
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: to marketing. Like looking back at my childhood, for some reason,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: we had like a PanAm Frisbee and then you know
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: those little seat cushions who take to the stadium PanAm
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: seat cushions, like they put their logo on so many things.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: From uh, catch me if you can. Was that the
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: airline that he was faking being in a It's just
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: it's in a lot of.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 13: Well it was the biggest airline at the time. And
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 13: then didn't Panic.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: Frank Abog now whatever his name was, So that was
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: was that in real life the airline that he was
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: he was conning?
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: I assume, so yeah? Or is it just used for
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: the movie. I don't know, I'm not I'm.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Not sure, but it seems like people loved it so much, right, Yeah,
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: you know who still, you know, is really upset about
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: spirit though that outrage still continues.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 6: Far Airlines was the best because they would always let
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: me sneak in as much food as I want.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: They were the most friendly airline.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: I'm not complained if I needed to take up two
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: three seats in a row. They always prioritize putting tortas first.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 4: Fear Lines was the official big back airline.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: They would give us prices we could afford and make
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: us feel welcome by giving us snacks every hour.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Rip yeah, man, it was.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: It was getting sent around to everybody, is so funny,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: ai generated, but it was hello funny Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: And that was the airline for catching the official big
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: back hair.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, big backs alright eight seven seven forty four? Would
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: he text us over too? To nine eight seven.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Five millions?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Straight up? You guys are idiots? Still be right back?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: I jo like I'm an idiot asking me all these questions.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 16: Women, Hamer is not there.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: People were asked and we were talking about how Greg
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: had never tried noise canceling headphones.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah we didn't know what they were. Yeah, I didn't
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 2: know what they were.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: Perfectcause people were asked, have you ever been embarrassed that
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: you didn't realize something sooner, Like what's something you didn't
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: learn the truth about until an embarrassing long, embarrassingly long
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: time later in life, Like, you know something that you
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: learned later in like, oh, noise canceling headphones for us.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Plugs. Yeah, it's the first time there was something.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: Women have three holes?
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Women have three holes?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like, what's what's something you didn't learn the
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 3: truth about until an embarrassingly long time later in life.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Uh, somebody said, I thought.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: The person who read disclaimers during commercials said them really fast.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: Then I just realized it's sped up audio sometimes machines.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: Sometimes back in the day it wasn't sped up. It's uh,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: you know, it's it's both. It just depends as someone
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 3: who records some of that stuff. Sometimes it's just read
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: really quickly. Other times, Yeah, other times they will have something. Yeah,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: I thought Elton John was blind because of his wild sunglasses. Yeah,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: there was our friend Tony Tony topping boy Roy Orbison
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: was blind.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: As a kid.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: I did traveling the traveling Willberrys with like Tom Petty
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: Roy Orbison and what's his face and uh from yellow Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: He's like, oh, Roy Orbison's not blind.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: I thought the same thing.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: No, I just always had sunglasses.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 4: On and like just staring off into nowhere.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: Uh see, what's something you didn't learn the truth about
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: until a long time later in life. I thought the
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: faces on Mount Rushmore appeared there naturally, did you. I
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: don't know about that. I don't know about that one.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 3: This this next one, I do believe because I was
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: the same when I was a kid. I thought every
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: song played on the radio was being played live in
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: the stud ship in the station, like the in the studio.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Oh it used to be, I know. But like when
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: I was a kid, we're talking like the eighties. Yeah,
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: huh like Duran Duranz there. Oh yeah, the band right?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: How old?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: How old until that went away?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I probably like nine eight or nine?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was I was listening, you know, I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: was listening to the radio so much. And one of
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: the reasons that I thought that there was something going on,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: there was a couple. There was a couple of that.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: One was because it always sounded different. Like when I
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: would listen to a song on the radio, it sounded bigger,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: it sounded but there was a difference between how it
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: sounded on the same radio, like the little boombox or
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: whatever I was listening on. It sounded bigger listening to
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: the radio station than it did if I put the
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: cassette in there and played it like the cassette just
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: kind of sounded flat and whatever. And I come to
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: realize later and working in radios, because all the audio
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: that comes out of the speakers when you're listening to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 3: the radio stations have gone through a bunch of processing.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: It's compression and you know, widens the stereo separation. It
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 3: does all all these things. It brightens it, it does
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: all these different things, and so that's why it sounds different. Also,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: some radio stations will take songs, uh, this is big
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: with the pop stations, and they'll speed.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Them up about two percent.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: They'll do like a two Well, it's just enough because
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 3: they say it adds energy and psychologically the station feels
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: brighter and people feel like it there's more, there's more energy,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 3: it's more energets happier. It's different. Did they still do
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: that these days?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah? They do.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: Stepped in.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: TV shows as well. What if friends like you can
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: tell they cut stuff out because they a lot of
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: stuff I thought you actually think they actually might they be.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: They don't speed it up.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: They will cut things out because they'll make the run
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: of that thirty minute episode shorter in syndications so they
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 3: can allot for more commercials. Yeah, it's noticeable, Greg, you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: are correct.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: They'll time compress it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: It's very different.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's see. What is something that you didn't learn
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: the truth about until later in life? When you were
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: told not to operate heavy machinery with certain medications they
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: meant cars. Always just assumed it was bulldozer. Yeah, I
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: thought that no drinking and driving met not drinking of anything.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I wondered for the longest time why cars had cup holders.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: Then that's a great Yeah, it's cute.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 3: I thought Jimmy Buffett and Warren Buffett were the same person,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: and that he just got really rich off the Margarita song.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Well he did, which which she else did? This one says,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I still.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 4: Don't know what r s v P means because it's French.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: What doesn't mean? Yeah, said.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 3: Somebody said that AMEX was American expresserent.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Huh it is They just.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: Learned that AMEX and American Express are Yeah, are the
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 3: same thing as a child, I didn't immediately understand how
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: sending a fax worked, and I thought that the paper
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: traveled through the wire.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: To this day, I'm fascinated by fax machines.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: That I thought McGraw hill textbooks were made by Tim
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: McGraw and Faith Hill McGraw hill. That's that's kind of
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: fun I.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: Looked into it.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's funny.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: I was shocked to learn they moved the holes around
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: in golf. I thought there was always in the same
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 3: place they do on the greens. People wouldn't know that.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: I I've never heard that. That's crazy.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: Right now, years old, I didn't know whether you love.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: The videos are very satisfying. The whole and what they do.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: They'll cut the new hole, right they have this thing
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: cuts the new hole. Yeah, but it pulls the turf
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: and the soil, the whole thing like a cylinder, and
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: they use that to fill the current hole you see,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 3: and then and then what they do to kind of
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: make it all they grow back together so that it
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: doesn't look like you can't even see You almost can't
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: even see where the old hole was right after they
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: move it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 7: Wow, I've heard I'm taking on that one off the
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 7: list because unless you are, you would not, as evidenced
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: by g you had no reason to know that.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: And that's the thing, Like is it just to like,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: you know, keep things fresh for the members?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Here you goes Sammy, as I thought the best before
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: dates on foods were just companies bragging that they used
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: to have the best products but now someone.
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 2: Else is better, or that you could eat it before
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: a date.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Greg on House Hunters that they already bought the house. Yeah,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: this article was a bomber. There was an article, and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: I think it was on BuzzFeed about people who were
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: talking about stuff after their NDA expired, and one dude
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: was on an episode of House Hunters. He said he
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: couldn't get on the show unless he was already an
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: escrow on a house. And they thought his wife wasn't
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 3: quote interesting, so they recast somebody as his wife. How
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: desperate are you to be on TV?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: How did you get paid for that? I don't know.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 7: I told you guys recently that I just found out
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 7: that nowadays the court cases aren't even the real people whatsoever.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I used.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 7: To think that, like Judge Judy right, that I used
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: to think that, like, oh, well, they find people who
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: will want to settle.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, they don't know.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 7: They may have in the past, but nowadays it's just
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: we have these court cases, we think they're interesting, and
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: then we're going to hire local actors.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 11: We do that.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, ran into a guy one of these radio things
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: that I go to, uh to speak on those panels
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: and stuff, and uh, one of the guys was telling
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: me about how many episodes of these different court shows
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: he's been on and he doesn't even like he looks
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 3: the same in all of them. Watching. Yeah, if you're
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: watching all the court shows, it's like, oh, there he is. Technically, yeah,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: there's a central court casting.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 4: Yes, uh, Sea Bass. I will happily go against you
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: or be your witness because that I got.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 16: To do this.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: Well, i'll give you the info. Okay, well, but then
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: you'll have an NDA you'll say, no, that was really me.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: But I want to do it with you guys. I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 4: don't want to be against some random much.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Like the House Centers thing, we can't guarantee that they
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: just cast.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to try another round of can
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: you get back through?
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 3: All right? I was talking earlier about how I have
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: an unjustified distaste for Bruno Mars. I'm not a I'm
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: not a Bruno Mars guy. Justified smarmy and smug.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: Is that it don't I don't know.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: He's he Oh look at me, I'm so seventies.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: He's trying to has like silk Son.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: So I hate him too.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: It sounds like you can actually articulate why I can't,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 3: Like it's just an unjustified.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Look how cool and smooth I am.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: He's like he wants to have all the coolness of
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 7: like Prince and Stevie Wonder and Rick James without Kirk Jackson.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 3: He's just he's playing seventy. I'm gonna pretend like I'm
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 3: doing tons of cocaine, but I'm not. He's he's culturally
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 3: appropriating quite frankly.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: Oh wow, because he doesn't do cocaine.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he wants the coolness without going.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 4: Through the cool He has the dance moves I think
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: do cocaine.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 3: I thought he got arrested for that Bruno Mars.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Probably he's a real one little bump or something. Oh yeah, well,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: just a little bit. This came up because like one
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: of our other radio stations here in the building keeps
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: playing that new Bruno Mars song is called risk at
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: All right, fox Man, He's driving me nuts and for
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 3: a guy I don't like to begin with.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what is it about this song that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: I hate so much?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: Other than it's like sappy, right, this crazy punish it's
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 8: nothing now, hod odd Rescuit.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I'm like, wow, it sounds and I finally figured it out.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 3: It sounds like Frank Sinatra my Way and plus a here.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Uh but you know what, it's just the it's the
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: melody of it, and yeah, so crazy.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 4: It's nothing, Biscuit.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, you know, so that's what we're talking about earlier.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: I just have this unjustified seabest justifiably hates him. I
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: have an unjustified hate for Bruno Mars. I think everybody's
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: got something or someone. What if something or someone you
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: have an unjustified hate for. Okay, he was arrested in
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: twenty ten for two point six grams of coke.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 6: Okay, well yeah, because he already used the rest of it.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: And that's quite enough to kill him.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Anyway, so that's gonna be the topic for can you
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: get back through? This is the game where we get
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: a contestant and we get them set up and we
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: have them on the phone. We talked to them for
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: a second. Now we set the time at what five
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: minutes I will go through the rest of calls. Now,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: the rest of the audience, your job is to keep
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: this other person from being able to get back through.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: And there's something in it for you, yes, because if
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: the person can't do it, if the audience wins, the
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: rest of the audience, if you, guys win, whoever is
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: on the phone at the five minute mark will be
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: the winner of a prize. Yes, and we will. We
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: will set you up with the prize because you're you know,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: you're helping us keep this person. Can you get back
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: through your blocking grams of cocaine?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: That's the price? Is that the price?
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: Now, if the person does get back through, well, then
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: they will be the winner. And we've uh, we've changed
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: the contest up a little bit, whereas instead of just
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: you know, picking up calls and then hanging them up
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: right away, we're asking that question. So just tell us
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 3: who do you have an unjustified hate for? Who do
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: you have an unjustified hate for? Now, let's get the
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  Speaker 3: contestants set up here first. Sammy Morgan, if you want
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  Speaker 3: to grab somebody and then everybody else just be thinking
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  Speaker 3: about that question for a second, and then we'll do
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  Speaker 3: the round of candy. Get back through coming up next?
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  Speaker 4: All right, sounds good again.
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  Speaker 2: The rest of the audience.
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  Speaker 3: Your job is to just keep calling and calling and
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  Speaker 3: calling to try to keep the contestant that we set
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  Speaker 3: up from getting back in.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 12: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's and have an answer to our question. Who do
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  Speaker 3: you have an unjustified eight for it? Somebody says Beyonce.
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  Speaker 3: Another Timothy Shallaman.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's the one.
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  Speaker 3: I can think of reasons I don't like either. One
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  Speaker 3: Kevin Hart. Somebody's texting over seamask got a vote? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but who do you have an unjustified hate for? Think
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: about that and then you can actually use it to
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  Speaker 3: win a prize?
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  Speaker 12: Shot up?
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  Speaker 3: All right, everybody, this is uh, this is your time
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  Speaker 3: to shine. We have our contestant. Now is when we
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  Speaker 3: opened up for everybody else to try to keep our
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  Speaker 3: contestant from getting back through.
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  Speaker 2: On the phone line.
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  Speaker 3: Your your job is just to tie up the phone
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  Speaker 3: line eight seven SEVENOI, that's eight seven seven forty four wooding.
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  Speaker 3: When we pick up your call, we're gonna ask you
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  Speaker 3: the question which is, who are what do you have
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  Speaker 3: an unjustified hate for? There's not a real good reason,
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  Speaker 3: just for whatever reason, just budges someone Tesla cars. This
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  Speaker 3: one says what he's beady eyes and you don't.
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  Speaker 4: Have to justify it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I fing hate jay z okay, yeah, whatever whatever
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  Speaker 3: it is. Now your job is gonna be to keep
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  Speaker 3: this person from getting through. We have five minutes on
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  Speaker 3: the clock once the time officially begins. And uh, if
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: this person gets back through and then he wins or
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 3: she it's a it's a heat, okay, George, And then
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  Speaker 3: if he doesn't, whoever is the last person on at
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: five on the clock will be the winner. Eight seven
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  Speaker 3: seven forty four eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 2: What say hi to George? What's good George? George?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right, So George, your job once we hang up
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  Speaker 3: on you, will we get back through. We'll ask you
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  Speaker 3: the question first, Uh, what is something or someone you
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  Speaker 3: have an unjustified hate for?
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Jenner, Bruce jenneral Caitlyn Jenner, Yeah, okay, not any
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  Speaker 2: particular reason why, no particular reason.
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  Speaker 16: I just don't like the guys, the girl, Oh okay,
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  Speaker 16: bier Man, Yeah, all right, I had a very I
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  Speaker 16: had a very nice, uh experience with Caitlyn Jenner, an
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  Speaker 16: aviation enthusiasts, has been a pilot for like fifty years.
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  Speaker 3: An airplane parks company for many years. Yeah, flies these cubs, Yeah,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: you know, and dude really really nice personally.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm sitting there going I love Bruno so yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, man, this this person is one of the
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  Speaker 3: greatest athletes of all time. Yeah, incredible lipstick. All right, Uh, George,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to hang up on you, sir, in your job,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: and I'm gonna make sure I have the time set
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  Speaker 3: over here. You're is going to be to get back
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  Speaker 3: through in five minutes. You got five minutes. I got
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: this baby, Yeah, on the clock to get back through
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  Speaker 3: and your time begins right now. Okay, all right, let's
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  Speaker 3: go to the fund now, everybody else eight seven seven
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  Speaker 3: forty four. What do you got to keep George from
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 3: being able to get back through?
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this? Hey, Jeff? What or
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: who do you have an unjustified hate for?
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: Alex Michaelson.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: Alex Michaelson is that? Who is that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: A news guy, Alex Michaels.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thanks for calling. What do you show?
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Who's this.
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  Speaker 3: Emily?
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 2: Emily? Who are what? Do you have an unjustified hate for?
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  Speaker 3: Ian Campbell?
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  Speaker 4: The Detroit Lions head coach Dan Campbell?
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: All right, fair enough, what do you show? Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Jeff Jeff? Who or what do you have
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: an unjustified hate for? Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift? All right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people say that, what do you show?
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  Speaker 6: Who is this?
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  Speaker 12: Lisa?
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  Speaker 2: Not George? It's a Lisa Lisa. Who are what? Do
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  Speaker 2: you have an unjustified hate.
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  Speaker 16: For one of the guys on the padres.
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  Speaker 3: One of the guys on the you don't know what
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  Speaker 3: in particular, I don't know what his name is Bernando?
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  Speaker 2: All right, all right, uh, what do you show?
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?
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  Speaker 12: Nick?
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  Speaker 2: Nikki? Not George? All right, so looking for George and we.
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  Speaker 3: Have a minute and a half into the game, so
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: he's got plenty of time to get through, all right, Nikki?
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  Speaker 2: Who are what? Do you have an unjustified hate for?
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  Speaker 6: Minecraft?
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  Speaker 2: Mine Craft? All right?
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: I don't you why?
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any justified.
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  Speaker 2: That a dumb question? All right, sorry for a right
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  Speaker 2: for the dumb question. Why the unjustified yeah, Uh, what
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  Speaker 2: do you show? Who's this.
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  Speaker 8: Michelle?
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  Speaker 2: Michelle?
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  Speaker 3: Who are what do you have an unjustified hate for?
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  Speaker 3: Mar same?
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you for the call. Uh what do
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  Speaker 2: you show?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this Frankie?
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  Speaker 3: Frankie not George? Who do you have an unjustified hate for? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: No, real reason?
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  Speaker 3: All right, well, thank you for thinking about that before.
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  Speaker 3: I think we gave you plenty of time.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 2: We said that, what do you show? Who's this? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this? This is Jeff again,
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  Speaker 2: Jeff again, This is Jeff.
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  Speaker 3: Nice, nice work. Jeff got through twice. George is still
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  Speaker 3: trying to get through to win his prize.
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  Speaker 2: What do you show? Who's this Hugh Ross?
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  Speaker 3: Now, who do you have or what do you have
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  Speaker 3: an unjustified hate for?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, all right, what do you show?
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  Speaker 7: Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: Sally? Not George? All right?
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: So who or what do you have an unjustified hate for?
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: Whoop Goldberg? Whoop be Goldberger? Okay, all right, let's see
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  Speaker 3: next up.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 2: What do you show? Line eight?
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 3: Who is this.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: Caesar? Who or what do you have an unjustified hate for? Caesar?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: That girls from the Twilight Oh yeah, yeah, resting bitch face.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you thank you. I see what do you show?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this? This is Ryan Ryanyan? All right, Ryan,
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  Speaker 2: not George? Who or what do you have an unjustified
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  Speaker 2: hate for? Thank you? I mean bad bunny, Bunny. I
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  Speaker 2: love you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Remember but I was the one who suggested him.
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  Speaker 2: Neat What do you show? Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to screw George over Hianna?
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  Speaker 2: How are you? Who are what? Do you have an
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  Speaker 2: unjustified hate for? Dacta Johnson Conta Johnson, thank you, thank
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  Speaker 2: you for the call.
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  Speaker 3: What do you show?
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  Speaker 2: Who is this? What do you show? Who's this? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: They hung up? They hung up?
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  Speaker 3: What do you show?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: Let's see? What do you show? Who is this? I
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 2: can hear it from you.
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  Speaker 4: That's you're on heavy breathing.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it kind of trips people out. We'll just like
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: pick up the call randomly like that.
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  Speaker 2: All right. They hung up to all right, what do
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  Speaker 2: you show? Who is this? All right?
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  Speaker 14: Casey?
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  Speaker 2: Who or what?
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  Speaker 3: Do you have an unjustified hate for? Bruno also also
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  Speaker 3: say yeah, alright, well it's four minutes and forty four seconds.
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  Speaker 2: Show who's this.
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  Speaker 12: Job?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna keep moving through. What do you show?
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  Speaker 2: Who's this?
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  Speaker 3: And five minutes is up.
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  Speaker 2: Alex you are AIX.
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  Speaker 3: You are the winner because George did not get back through.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm asking the question, who are what do you
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  Speaker 3: have an unjustified hate for? All right, all right, well dude,
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  Speaker 3: congratulations you are the winner of K Can you get
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  Speaker 3: back through? Hang on one second, we will get all
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  Speaker 3: of your information. Thank you everybody who did a great
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  Speaker 3: job keeping George from me able to being able to
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: get back through.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, George, Sorry about that, George.
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  Speaker 4: And he was so optimistic.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: It was like the spirit of.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: Caitlyn Jenner keeping him from getting through. Caitlyn Jenner and
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: I have the same birthday. October twenty eighth, somebody said
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 3: on the on the text the unjustified Hayes for monopoly Monopoly,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty justified. It's just too long.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. Yeah, it's just it's just too long.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: I see, uh, Stanley Cupps like the actual like what
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: Sammy likes to carry around Eminem Ryan Reynolds get a
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: couple getting a couple of votes on the text.
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  Speaker 2: I thought he was just universally loved. Yeah, Venus and
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: or Serena Williams or.
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  Speaker 3: Change guys.
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  Speaker 2: They are twins?
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  Speaker 12: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Are They're not twins?
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: I thought there were twins you, Yeah, I was today
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  Speaker 3: years old. There we go, I was say years old.
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  Speaker 2: I thought there were twins that way. And the golf
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: hole thing, yeah, we really brought it right back around.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: You were years old. This one has a justified hate.
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  Speaker 2: This segment is god awful. Thank you on the text.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well everybody a.
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  Speaker 3: Getting great job. Thank you very much. Appreciate your text,
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  Speaker 3: Appreciate your calls.
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  Speaker 8: More.
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  Speaker 2: What a show? His next day? The show. We'll be
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  Speaker 2: right back.
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  Speaker 3: Where's your mother? The wood Show?
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  Speaker 3: Eight seven four Woodie text us over to.
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  Speaker 2: Two two nine eighty seven. Alright, let's see some Dougan news.
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  Speaker 2: A dog in Australia.
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  Speaker 3: He was born with a rare condition where he's got
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: a second non functional penis.
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  Speaker 2: This is your kind of dog.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: Minis's weird dog his hind leg along with some other
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: serious abnormalities.
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  Speaker 2: What's what's his dog's name?
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  Speaker 4: Weenie Willie.
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  Speaker 2: They named it Willie.
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  Speaker 3: That's smart on his leg, Yeah, just it makes it
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  Speaker 3: hard to walk for the little bit.
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  Speaker 4: I gotta see this thing.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, hold on, damn, speaking of check it out. I
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  Speaker 5: think it's Australia, people have hyenas as pets as pets
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  Speaker 5: and they're basically dogs, right basically I thought, I thought, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But they're like in their car and stuff. So he
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  Speaker 3: was surrendered to an animal welfare group and so the
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: vets took a look at him whatever, and they realized that,
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: you know, what best thing for this thing would be
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: to do with like a little operation.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 2: And it is a rocket and is it?
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, a red rocket that looks functional to me.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Wow, take it easy, ladies. That god, they're getting bar
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  Speaker 3: it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, oh that is so that is a legal
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  Speaker 2: tube of so.
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  Speaker 3: Really has since recovered and is described as happy. He's
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 3: a normal three legged dog and foster care. What a sweetie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Oh wait wait wait wait They took the entire leg.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because the whole leg was I guess jacked.
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  Speaker 4: Up one big penis what I didn't know they had
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  Speaker 4: to take the entire leg.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because there are some other serious abnormalities.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: Just take the penis off, right.
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  Speaker 3: I think the leg wasn't wasn't working right.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 2: Maybe the leg had like a urethra.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: He was dragging the schlong legs, just tied.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 3: Up band around it and hit it or something you know. Yeah,
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: oh you're talking like when they remove they like you
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: can tie like dental floss, like skin tag.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah that's oh God saying they could have dulled it
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: up a little bit and not how to remove the
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 5: leg just like hit the penis.
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  Speaker 2: I see, yeah, I see what you're saying. Okay, so
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: you can use it.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, kind of like they make a cell phone
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: towers look like trees, like when you can do something
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: like that. I was thinking what you were saying is
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: like they could have removed it just by although the castraight,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: uh bowls or something like that. Yeah they'll open Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't really know that right, Well, that's what I thought.
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  Speaker 13: They can tie it's super tight and then just yet.
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  Speaker 4: Horrible way to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Very education, horrible learning, Greg this is yeah, difall could
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  Speaker 2: have failure, dazzled.
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  Speaker 3: The penis too, made it a little shiny.
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  Speaker 14: What put some drinking, put some trinkets on or something, Yeah,
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 14: some flair like Friday mess the pipe Christmas.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: Thinking about those like little crystals they hang off of
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: cat's tails to hide. But yeah, littleole beats were talking
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: about Wieners. There's a startup company in San Francisco looking
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  Speaker 2: to fill a job opening. They want to hire.
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  Speaker 3: Ten masturbation consoles. Okay, you know, so like uh, you know,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 3: you put what was it, two thousand dollars a month?
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  Speaker 2: All right, the jerk it easy.
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  Speaker 3: The people hired will be testing a feature called Daily
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  Speaker 3: Guided master Bation and it uses this mood matched AI
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  Speaker 3: voice session to guide users through the experience, you know,
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  Speaker 3: just going to town having this experience pleasure. You would
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  Speaker 3: just have to document how the regular use of the
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  Speaker 3: And it's a it's open to people. See blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 3: They're not saying how many have applied. The job opening
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: has been viewed twenty two million times, so there is interest,
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  Speaker 3: still have tons of interest. You would be a masturbation consultant.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: That's you want to You want to find the job,
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  Speaker 3: get paid to do what you love?
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  Speaker 4: You doing that for free?
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  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven forty four? What a text over to
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  Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven?
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  Speaker 12: All right?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, yeah, okay.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: Other ways, this penis the Woodie Show and Morgan is
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: here and she's got you know, we did this once before.
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  Speaker 2: We weren't quite sure how this is gonna go. But
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  Speaker 2: it was fun. It was fun. I don't look these
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  Speaker 2: over beforehand. We may have to dump out. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure Morgan.
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  Speaker 3: Morgan likes to come in with these cringey f Mary
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  Speaker 3: kills because she's twisted.
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  Speaker 10: She only twisted one. Here, you guys act like efforts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm saying personally, personally, I love cringey stuff like I enjoy.
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  Speaker 3: Other people not so much. My wife came in watch
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 3: any kind of like prank or hidden video thing. It
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: makes her, it makes her too anxious.
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  Speaker 2: She can't she can't do it. She can't do it.
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  Speaker 3: So she's most likely if she's listening, puning out of this.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So f Mary kill. Everybody knows you have
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  Speaker 2: to f one.
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  Speaker 3: You have to marry one, you have to kill one.
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  Speaker 3: You you have to come up with an answer. I
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  Speaker 3: have to all right, all right, you have to. That's
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  Speaker 3: the law, that's the rules, that's in the spirit, in
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  Speaker 3: the spirit, in the spirit of the bit. Alright, So
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  Speaker 3: Morgan came up with these next one on cringy f
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  Speaker 3: Mary kill.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, let's start with an ebola patient timely, it's coming back, right,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 11: it's again hot.
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  Speaker 10: You know, I love AIDS.
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  Speaker 11: And then how about a Raby's patient, Ebola patient, AIDS patient,
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  Speaker 11: Raby's patient.
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  Speaker 4: I think this one's pretty easy.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what happens when you have a bowla?
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 4: That's kind of what I'm thinking about.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 10: I'm not sure you.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Die right now. Essentially a death sentence because your inside's.
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 13: Liquify, right, very difficult to survive.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's what's the survival if you get a bowla?
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: Somebody type in, like, what's the survival rate?
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: Because I'm thinking way too hard on this one.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 10: You have like twenty one days.
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 4: It looks like.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: Is that right?
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 4: If I'm reading it right, Yeah, it doesn't look good.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 4: Historically vary from well ten to seventy five percent. Okay,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 4: narrow it down, World Health Organization.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 2: What about rabies? Is that contagious?
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: Well, you can get a raby shot, but I don't
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: want to be bit by a rabbit human, right, Yeah?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Okay, what one we work with? They just had to
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 3: go get a Raby shot? Really yeah, like like a
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: bat got her? Oh yeah, Gez Julie.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: What she did? Yeah? Yeah, she works in our sales department.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 2: She was right by her house.
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: She stay outside, dude.
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: Somewhere.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's actually pretty easy too.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: I'm killing the ebola because you're you're dead no matter what.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 3: I'm marrying AIDS.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I'm having sex with rabies because then
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 5: I just have the shot.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 4: Yep. Yeah, it's well, it's fatal. Say you can't get
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 4: the shot.
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: Because there's no win in a well, you have to
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: you're gonna be able to get That's good. That's a
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: good question. It's a good wrinkle for the for the question.
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 3: You can't get treatment, right.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 11: Because there's a ton of drugs now and Michael Jordan's
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 11: if you're not allowed to get Johnson.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: Magic Jordan's I don't.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 4: Watch that, Michael Jackson.
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 3: We're talking about today's AIDS.
• 1:39:22
  Speaker 2: You have to be able to get treatment.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Because as is all good, well, today's sades because the treatments.
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 2: Whatever. Right, I'm gonna f the rabies patient because I
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: don't think you could just catch it from a I
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: mean unless they bit you. I guess guessing here. And
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: then I'm gonna marry the AIDS patient and just have
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: a sexless marriage, and then I'll kill the ebola patient. There,
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: it's a death sentence anyway.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think we're locked in with that, and
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 4: also with like prep and azy tea, like you can
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: you can have sex, you're not gonna You're not gonna
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: get it.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: So I'll killing the ebola patient. I'm going to marry
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: the rabies patient really, and I'm gonna f the AIDS
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 3: person because that's like a one off and I think
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: I have a better chance because if I'm married to
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: them and it's like a repeat business thing. That's also
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: it's like you know, playing Russian roulette and you can.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 10: Say you've had sex with someone with AIDS and you
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 10: didn't get it.
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: What do they call that? There was a bug chaser
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: that was a good thing.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know if people were really doing that, but
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: they were apparently they were. There were claims that people
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: were you'd.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Go to an orgy one person HIV positive, the others
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 2: were you didn't know which one, so fun, cringing. And
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 2: then too, if you get rabies, you're also dead. Yeah,
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 2: what do you think best?
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah? I think the rabies for that reason, I'm with
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 7: Greg on that angle here, And again the AIDS AIDS
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 7: patient patient because it's it's pretty much like nothing these
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 7: days essentially, if you catch it pretty early.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: And ebola.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 2: It doesn't.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: It's not a fully fail that that nurse who got
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: ebola came back she was all hot. Oh that's right,
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah she she came back. All I forgot about that.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 3: It's like like, look, what fies your organs or anything?
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a cover. It's like it was like, hey,
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: it's Julie. Guys, like a week you're you're on the air.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: You're on the air.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: Oh great, I heard you got attacked by a bat.
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: What happened?
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, uh, I'm meeting right now.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 3: And they do understand, they do understand you're working radio.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so yeah, so what happened? The back came from.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 12: Where I was walking out my front door and I
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 12: heard a rustle in the bushes and I turned and
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 12: this thing flew out of the bushes. It literally looked
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 12: like a dement.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: For wow, it looks like a yeah it did, it did.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 12: It was a dark, zooming thing, and I thought it
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 12: was some kind of mammals like I don't, I don't know. Anyway,
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 12: it hit me in the waist and then sort of
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 12: flapped against me.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah it was a good kisser.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: And yeah it was a good kisser.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 12: He he was upset with me. So anyway, it flew
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 12: off and made this like screech thing, and then I
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 12: honestly didn't think anything about it. And then someone mentioned
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 12: to me like, oh, I think you should call the doctor,
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 12: And from calling a couple of doctors that were not helpful,
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 12: I ended up calling animal control and they advised me
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 12: that any skin contact with the bat you have to
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 12: get your whole rabies protocol.
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so is it true like I've always heard, like
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 3: the rabies like a big huge needle or is that not?
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 2: Is that just like the scare people that knew and improved?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 12: No, I think that's changed because it is not fun.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, breaking I told you I got
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: and it wasn't bad.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 12: Yeah, there's vaccine.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: Was a vaccine. You're breaking up. Your phone's breaking up.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Your phone's breaking up. But we're glad. You're okay. Now,
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: that's that is true. That is a that is true.
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Julie. She got attacked by a bat.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 4: She just can't be in the sunlight. Now, Garlic freaks around.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 7: Like there's a bat loose in your house and you're asleep.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 7: They'll still give you a raby shot because you just
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 7: don't know.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: Even if it just touches your skin, though you get bitten,
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: even if you don't know that it touched your skin.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 4: What do we live near, Julie, Are you freaking out?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:43:30
  Speaker 2: Of course, yes, he's gonna live. I never leave you.
• 1:43:35
  Speaker 3: Ever pulled the map, I can see we're all the
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 3: sex offenders in your neighbor.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 4: Used to light up like a Christmas tree, like they're close.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 2: To right from where we are now, it's all kinds
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: of dangers around. I opened my patio umbrella once and
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 2: inside of it at the top of the.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 4: Bat I'm not worried about a pedophile biting me.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 7: I also said that there's there's some kind of conspiracy,
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 7: actual conspiracy with rabat shots, because if they're fifteen bucks
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 7: for your dog and they're eight hundred dollars for you,
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 7: there's there's something going on that's weird.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 3: The dog one, Yeah, well, let's take a let's take
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: a quick break. We'll come, but you have another one,
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 3: all right, Cringey f Mary Kill with Morgan, that's next
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: on the Woody show Hangings. We got Morgan's cringey f
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: Mary Kill. I would say she goes out of her
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: way to come up with the cringiest But this is
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 3: if you if you ever hang out here at the
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: radio station and you're just like in a conversation where
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: Morgan's involved, things like this just gets said.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 10: Kind of volume in the hall.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 11: Sometimes I know I'll say something in like a salesperson
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 11: will walk by that that is a that is true?
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 3: All right, So cringey, f Mary kill.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 2: What's the next one?
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 10: Okay, next one? I'll give you guys a little choice.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 10: Do we want to do men or women? In this next?
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 2: Personally women? But Greg would say men. Who do I
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 2: want to do.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 4: Three to three?
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Let's do women? Do women?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 2: To have sex?
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 10: Menis okay. So here's the next one. Greta Thumberg and
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 10: Frank oh my god.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 7: And Helen Keller, Oh, we're gonna have to and Frank
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 7: to put a giant giant caveat of as an adult.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 10: Here and Frank well as dead.
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: Also Greta Thumberg, Well, she's an adult adult, she's an
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: adult now, yeah, and Frank didn't quite make it.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 15: Yeah, oh oh yeah, okay, I'm helping you. Yeah, okay,
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 15: what save that one?
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: Come up with a different.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 10: Whenever she turns of age, okay, Jeffrey.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 3: Epstein, baby, yeah, baby, Jessica, Well yeah, it was a
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: little like John Ramsey, you guys, that's creative.
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 2: Boo boo.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 3: His baby, all right, all right, jeff.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 11: Okay, Jeffreystein more mainstream stream Sammy's favorite recording artist, P Diddy,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 11: okay is good and Stephen Hawking.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 7: Oh well in the chair well also and alive right right, yes,
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 7: because yeah, if you watch it, well, if that's what
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 7: you prefer.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: Okay, this is we're all debating.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: This is rather easy, you think, I mean, it is.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 13: I just don't like the answers. There's only one answer.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 3: But okay, well f Stephen Hawking just for to say
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: he did, because it'd be fun.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: By the way he did it.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: He cheated on his wife while he was in that chairs.
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Like that big brain.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 7: You know, that pool picture which came out with the
• 1:46:54
  Speaker 7: Epstein files was unfortunate. That had nothing to do with
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 7: that was it was not on Epstein Island. That was
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 7: literally his his and the people, the girls next to
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 7: him were like his caretakers.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: So that was I think Sea Bass is part of
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: the cover up.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 7: I prefer to be realistic as opposed to just like
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 7: blowing everything out of the water. Yeah, I know, I
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 7: know the lies more fun, but you guys are liars apparently,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 7: all right, So f Stephen Hawking, Okay, okay, I will
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 7: then mary Jeffrey Epstein because he's going to die in prison,
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 7: and I get all his riches. Well, actually I don't
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 7: all the he lost that all the settlement, but there's.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: Definitely offshore money so much. Okay, so yeah, and then
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: of course kill p Diddy because what he did to
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: Cassie is unforgivable.
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 4: Okay, mine is completely different than sea basses. I am
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 4: obviously marrying Stephen Hawking.
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: Obviously he'll cheat on you. That's fine, Yeah, exactly, get
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: your kicks elsewhere, Gina, I want it.
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 4: Okay, here we go talked, Yeah, give it to me
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 4: all night.
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 10: Computer.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm marrying Stephen Hawking. I'm going to save all
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: of those poor girls, and I'll kill Jeffrey Epstein. And
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 4: you could say, when you killed those parties look pretty fun.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'll go to a freak off and we can
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 7: check it out and we can rewrite history and kill
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 7: baby Hitler here with this stuff.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll kill him now, just to get revenge, alright,
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 4: and then I'll check out a freak off.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: All right, I'm marrying Stephen Hawking. I am going to
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: kill Jeffrey Epstein and just f P Diddy.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah we did the same Yeah, I have the same
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 6: one as well, me too, Yeah, because that would be
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 6: like I want the parking spot for marrying Stephen Hawker.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, because he's never gonna want to go anywhere
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 3: with me, you know what I mean, Like he's not
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: gonna want to do the things.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 12: That I do.
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 4: But I'll get to Taco Bell again.
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll still get to drive around with the placard.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm humming with all the drugs with the fing
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 13: P didty.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 10: You won't remember it anyway.
• 1:49:00
  Speaker 3: Uh So Sea Bass and I we perfectly align on
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 3: all of our choices as well.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, uh.
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 5: Epstein because yeah, same thing. I'll get all this money
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: P Diddy killing because I met him in my first
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 5: day of radio.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: I knew he was a dick like twenty years ago.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: And then what he's been saying.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: And then hocking yeah and then hocking uh yeah, dude,
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: for the gram you had sex with Stephen Hawking.
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 3: You know what you could sell that sex type for
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 3: zero dollars. What do you mean?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 13: Mine was the same, Mine was kill Epstein.
• 1:49:35
  Speaker 3: Gotcha, Okay, gotcha, gotcha? Yeah, well you got to rework that.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of who would be a good
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 3: one besides besides Frank. Yeah, so Greta Thumber.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 7: And by the way, Stephen Hawking doesn't really love being
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 7: on that list. Epstein did and me that I spended
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 7: human knowledge.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Well this is this is part of the charm of Morgan.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 3: She's very random.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what can wait?
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 10: Who is that?
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, take it back to the drawing board.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 3: We'll figure it out, work out, and we'll have it
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: for the next round the next time we do Cringe Mary.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: F Mary kill.
• 1:50:10
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• 1:50:19
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• 1:50:21
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• 1:50:25
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• 1:51:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, gas is so expensive that Angelina Joe Lee is
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: only adopting kids from America. Yeah, just too much otherwise, Yeah,
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: I can't fly them over here exactly. Have you seen
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: the price? Yeah?
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: Try to get like a Southwest flight right anywhere? What
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 3: used to cost you a few hundred bucks is now
• 1:51:44
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• 1:51:47
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• 1:51:50
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• 1:51:54
  Speaker 2: The rest of you guys can suck it.
• 1:51:56
  Speaker 3: Catch back here on Thursday, have yourself a great day.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: SMD double N.
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: I quit this bitch,