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Litter Bag Shortage from June 23rd, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Did I did I tell you that there's a litter
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: bag shortage.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: A litter bag like kitty litter.
• 0:06
  Speaker 1: No car for cars, you know, the little litter bags
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: that you hang in your in your car. I went, So,
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: I got a new car and I don't have any
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: litter bags for it. So I'm looking for litter bags.
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: It was a fool's errand I went to the O'Reilly
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: autoparts store. They had one, and it wasn't the kind
• 0:28
  Speaker 1: I wanted. Do you mean like a disposable one, the
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: kind that you keep in your car and you put
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: you know, you put garbage in and then you empty
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: them Kate, Okay, when they get full. That it's uh,
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: you know that's keeps things from going on the floor
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: of the car, and that's the sort of thing. And uh,
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: there are pretty nice ones. But the so the guy
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: at the autopod store, I said, uh, this little bag,
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: I might have bought it, I said, but I want to.
• 0:56
  Speaker 1: I need to one for each side of the car
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: and I and I said, uh, there's just one here. Yeah,
• 1:02
  Speaker 1: that's all I have, Just the one you don't you
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: don't have any more, No, just just the one when
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: you buy it. I won't have anymore.
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: So okay, well I'm not going to order anymore.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: That's it. Well I think you probably would order them,
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: but I so I thought, okay, well no. So a
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: day or so later, I know I'm at I'm at
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  Speaker 1: the stabbing Smith's, the one, you know, the big one,
• 1:25
  Speaker 1: the fred Meyer. I met the fred Meyer and they upstairs.
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  Speaker 1: They have all kinds of stuff like that, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So I went up there. I went up and I
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: looking looking around through all the auto auto park stuff,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't it's not there. There aren't any There
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: aren't any litter bag. And so a guy what ahead.
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: So they a guy, a guy who works there. I
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  Speaker 1: was happening to be right there on the island. I said,
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: do you have any litter bags for the car? And
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: he said, uh no, I've been trying to get them
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  Speaker 1: for months. I've been trying to get some in for
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  Speaker 1: months and they just, uh I have I don't know
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: if they just haven't sent them. Okay. So I went
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: across the street to the hardware Ace Hardware. I go in,
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  Speaker 1: I say, have any litter bags for the car? Litter
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: bags for the car? Oh yeah, let's say, uh oh no,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, no, we don't. We're completely out. You
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  Speaker 1: might try over there. It's the fred Meyer at the
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: at the Smith's. Try try over. I said, I was
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: just just there and they said that they haven't they
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: haven't had any for months. And the guy at ay said,
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. It's weird.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: It's Joe Biden's fault, clearly, it's weird.
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  Speaker 3: I'm curious, what because I don't have a litter bag
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  Speaker 3: in my car. I what what sort of litter do
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  Speaker 3: you find that you need to put in the.
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  Speaker 2: Litter bag in your car?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you generally put uh, you know, receipts or like now,
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: I don't generally eat in the car, but if you're
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: eating something in the car, you put the hamburger wrapper
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  Speaker 1: in the litter bag or you know, it's just what
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: things that need to be thrown away. And then uh,
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: my problem is sometimes I let them get too full,
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  Speaker 1: which is you know, then it's then that's even worse
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: because you've you've got this junkie looking litter bag. Yeah there,
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: you know, but the kind I want has a has
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  Speaker 1: a sort of a lid, so you and they're just
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: they're kind of discreet and you know, nice, a nice
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  Speaker 1: litter bag. So I found someone online and I ordered them,
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: but I have they haven't. They haven't common I'm suspecting
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  Speaker 1: that they're gonna. I'm gonna get a note saying I don't.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: We're having trouble. Get it. Oh, I know what it is.
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: It's tariffs, the litter bag tariff. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 3: Stuck in the strait of hor moves, there's a giant
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  Speaker 3: ship full of litter bags that can't get through.
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  Speaker 1: I just thought that was really strange that there were
• 3:48
  Speaker 1: that there were no litter bags. You don't most people
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  Speaker 1: you have litter bag in your car? Yeah? Yeah, most.
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: I have one that want to sue.
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  Speaker 4: His friends made for.
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  Speaker 2: Me one a handmade Yeah.
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: It's plastic lines with cloth on the outside that it's
• 4:04
  Speaker 4: like a Star Trek design. It's got the Enterprise on
• 4:06
  Speaker 4: it and a little loop.
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  Speaker 1: You know. It's like, I don't have a place to
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  Speaker 1: hang it now.
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  Speaker 2: Though in this other car, in my mini, I had
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  Speaker 2: the place to hang it.
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  Speaker 1: The ones I like, there, you can you just sort
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: of hang them, put them out the headrest and they
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  Speaker 1: hang down into the you know, behind the front seat,
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  Speaker 1: and then you can just reach reach them. Very easily
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  Speaker 1: people in the back and use them. But you don't
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  Speaker 1: have any litter bags in your car. I know also
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: don't have any trash, and I if well, so what
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: do you? I know you often eat in your car?
• 4:42
  Speaker 1: What do you do with the with the trash.
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  Speaker 2: With me when I get out of the car.
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  Speaker 1: But but where what do you do with it before.
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  Speaker 3: It comes in a bag? They don't just hand you
• 4:56
  Speaker 3: a handful of fries. It comes in, well, why will
• 5:00
  Speaker 3: eat it? And then I will take the bag and
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  Speaker 3: throw away drive around.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not ga I don't I'm not stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you need another bag to put
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  Speaker 2: it in.
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  Speaker 3: If it comes in a bag, I'm not gonna That's
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  Speaker 3: only makes sense to me if you're leaving it in
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  Speaker 3: your car. Whatever trash I have, I take with me
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  Speaker 3: every time I get out of the car.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes, you know, I would rather have that greasy bag.
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  Speaker 1: I would rather have it not sitting on the seat
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  Speaker 1: or on the floor of the car. I'd rather have
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  Speaker 1: it in a litter bag.
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  Speaker 2: There's a way, napkin m hm. You put it on
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  Speaker 2: the seat.
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  Speaker 3: Bag on the seat, and then when you're finished, you
• 5:42
  Speaker 3: pick the whole thing.
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: Up and wait, Jimmy Johnson found some Wayfair for you.
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: Where's Wayfair? What's the wave?
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  Speaker 2: That's what's wayfair?
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  Speaker 3: Hasn't he told you about He was working there and
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: he wants you to buy stuff.
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't think so. Here's some texts.
• 6:00
  Speaker 4: Litter bags are too bougie in this economy. We're reusing
• 6:04
  Speaker 4: grocery bags.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just a plastic grocery bags.
• 6:07
  Speaker 4: Litter bags. I've been using Smith's plastic bags. I thought
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  Speaker 4: everyone did.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, those look really great hanging in your car. Oh
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: see those that Jimmy John's Uh, send a picture of those?
• 6:17
  Speaker 1: Are I had similar ones in my my or they're
• 6:21
  Speaker 1: still in my my older car? Well he sent you
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: the link to buy them. Well, I think I think
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: I already spent money buying them online. I'm sorry, Jimmy.
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: Now now I feel bad because I don't know what
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: I really haven't.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: But then doesn't it smell?
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: Well if you have you empty and regularly and you
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: put stinky stuff in there? You know, you know it does.
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: There's I just.
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: It's just you know, it's it's it's like if you
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: like a banana, you put the you put the peel
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: in the ladder bag. Well, I know that. I know
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: that's again, that's not a problem for you.
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  Speaker 4: Problem What about like you know, straw wrappers and stuff.
• 7:01
  Speaker 4: You just put it back in the sack and then
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  Speaker 4: throw it away when you get out.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: Or what if you if you have an apple in
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  Speaker 1: the car, I don't need you would never eat apple.
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  Speaker 1: Apples are not for eating in cars.
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  Speaker 2: Apples aren't car food.
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  Speaker 1: Apples are any place food, any place food.
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  Speaker 2: I have to eat my apples sliced. I can't just
• 7:20
  Speaker 2: bite into app I like them sliced.
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  Speaker 1: So what are you afraid your teeth gonna come yes?
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, her luck.
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: Do they come out?
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  Speaker 2: I can't bite into things. I'm afraid.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: Remember it's the dentures, isn't it.
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  Speaker 3: No, I just a'm afraid you did, because she's got
• 7:37
  Speaker 3: a cap on one of the front ones and it
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  Speaker 3: came off when she was eating bread.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to bite into an apple.
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  Speaker 4: Shaw My son just uses the passenger side of his
• 7:49
  Speaker 4: car to dump all of his cash, and I know
• 7:52
  Speaker 4: people do that. Seven to eleven has smaller grocery bags.
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  Speaker 4: That is what I use for my car. They hang
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  Speaker 4: on the stick shift. See I a stick shift in
• 8:00
  Speaker 4: my car, So I can't there's no place to hang
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  Speaker 4: my little garbage bag.
• 8:05
  Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna have to look where is Wayfair? Is
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: it just online? Yeah, there's there's stores too. There are stores. Yeah.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: He sets you a link right there. I yeah, I've
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: just like just opened it. That's cool.
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: And he can no gum wrappers? No, do you know
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  Speaker 2: what gum? I have in my car? So?
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  Speaker 3: So, I like the extra gum and they come in
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  Speaker 3: little containers and they're loose. There's like two hundred of
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  Speaker 3: them in and it fits.
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  Speaker 2: Right in the couple.
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  Speaker 1: They're like a little can.
• 8:32
  Speaker 2: There no wrappers, okay.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: And then what do you do with the gum when
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: it's chewed?
• 8:38
  Speaker 3: I you have the window, No, I When I leave
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  Speaker 3: the car, I will throw it in a garbage can
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  Speaker 3: somewhere else.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have to get rid.
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  Speaker 1: Of But if you don't, if you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: chew it and you're still driving, what do you do
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  Speaker 1: with you?
• 8:50
  Speaker 2: Put it on the lid of the drink that you have.
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: She's got a system. I mean, I don't care.
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: I don't my car, you know how clean my.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I don't care. I don't begrudge you this, but
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: you seem to think I'm crazy because I want a
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  Speaker 1: litter bag.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's weird to drive around with trash in
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  Speaker 3: your car.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I think. Take it out when you get
• 9:16
  Speaker 2: out of the car. The trash comes with you.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. I do too, That's why I want it
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  Speaker 1: contained in a litter bag. They Gina, there are all
• 9:24
  Speaker 1: different kinds of litter bags. They don't make them for
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: no reason. They make them because people use them and
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: they want them. Well, apparently not. You're having trouble finding. Well,
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: maybe that's why. Maybe everybody can stop buying them. They're
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: using the grocery bags. I don't know, maybe traffic kid