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Hour 4 - Brown Town and Down · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: in the NFL. And what are the chances that we
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  Speaker 1: see DeShawn Watson, Yes, that Deshaun Watson in a game
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  Speaker 1: for the Browns before the end of the twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: five regular season. Also, does Broncos coach Sean Payton singing
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  Speaker 1: the praises of Bill Belichick and his return to the
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  Speaker 1: NFL carry any kind of wait? And is the glass
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  Speaker 1: half full or half empty on Darius Sligh joining the bills.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go there as well. All of it coming your
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  Speaker 1: way right now.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number four, Brown Town and down. Wel come,
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  Speaker 1: hour from the Factory of Sadness. The Cleveland Browns suck
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  Speaker 1: at football, but they're good at feeding the content machine,
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  Speaker 1: and that's really what we're here for. So if he
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  Speaker 1: saw the news, maybe not. The Browns have designated quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. Yet that guy to return to practice, not
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  Speaker 1: a game, not a guy we in here talking about
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  Speaker 1: practice from the physically unable to perform list, that is
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  Speaker 1: the next step up the stairs, the stairway to hell
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  Speaker 1: to return to the Browns. He was out last year,
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  Speaker 1: suffered a pop goes the achilles and he was out.
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  Speaker 1: So if you didn't see this, maybe not Watson, who
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  Speaker 1: is thirty years old, but in dog years he's probably
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred and twenty. Anyway, hasn't played since the
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  Speaker 1: achilles went pop. That was last October. Missed the final
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  Speaker 1: ten games of last season. He has missed the first
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  Speaker 1: thirteen weeks of this season and had a second surgery
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  Speaker 1: in January, and the Browns announced that they would be
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  Speaker 1: missed a lot of time. Well, he's missed a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time and the designated I don't want to get into minutia.
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  Speaker 1: Who cares about this, but it's a twenty one day
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  Speaker 1: where son, it's three weeks, seven days a week, three
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  Speaker 1: weeks for Watson the Browns to work him out. Kevin Stefanski,
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  Speaker 1: who's bad at coaching, said the next step for Watson
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  Speaker 1: would include working the scout team. Okay, that is a
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  Speaker 1: good jumping off point. Let us discuss question, what are
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  Speaker 1: the chances that we see Deshaun Watson in a real
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  Speaker 1: game for the brown not a fake game, not a
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  Speaker 1: fake game, a real game for the Browns in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. So on this one, I've got display case, window, bumper, sticker,
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  Speaker 1: and astronomers, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we are gonna make pastrami sandwiches. Uh you
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  Speaker 1: in the back. Uttila wants he wants the gabba gool.
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  Speaker 1: We'll get him. We'll get him the gabba gooul. Hollering
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  Speaker 1: James says, can I get some baba? Go noosh? We'll
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  Speaker 1: get you some baba go noosh? Why not? We'll get everything.
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  Speaker 1: So to lead off here, if we spin the wheel
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  Speaker 1: of desperation, including.
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  Speaker 3: Round and round, round and round, right.
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  Speaker 1: Stop, no whammy, all right, they always get Wammy's the
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  Speaker 1: Mallard sports book odds on this. The Malard sports Book
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  Speaker 1: odds on this. Deshaun Watson is at plus four hundred
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  Speaker 1: to take a snap in a regular season game. That
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  Speaker 1: is a twenty percent chance. Now why is that? Why
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  Speaker 1: are the malarods saying twenty percent? This isn't about optimism,
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  Speaker 1: It's a out temptation. It's about temptation. Dylan Gabriel is bad.
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  Speaker 1: Shootar Sanders sucks, all right, So their sucking blow or
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  Speaker 1: whatever bad and sock or whatever. So it's a it's
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  Speaker 1: a toxic wind tunnel and you don't have any kind
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  Speaker 1: of protection from the elements. Uh. And it's quarterbacking incompetence
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  Speaker 1: on a weekly display and they've turned the Browns quarterback room.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a busted h fact system where
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  Speaker 1: it's it's hot garbage blowing in and then it's cold
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  Speaker 1: garbage blowing out. Well, that's not how it's supposed to work,
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  Speaker 1: but that's that's how they did. They put it in backwards.
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  Speaker 1: So now Cleveland is on vacation. They're in Temptation Island.
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  Speaker 1: That's not Epstein Island, Temptation Island. They've got the shirt unbuttoned,
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  Speaker 1: they got a margarita in one hand, and they're staring
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  Speaker 1: at the forbidden fruit, the forbidden fruit? Do we dare
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  Speaker 1: put to Sean back in? And you're like, well, we're
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  Speaker 1: paying him anyway, check clears whether he's throwing touchdowns or
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  Speaker 1: throwing nerf balls in rehab, why not put them in?
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  Speaker 1: And so you're like, okay, let's put him in the
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  Speaker 1: display case window amsterdamn style, Amsterdam style, just like the
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  Speaker 1: red Light District. And we'll pull the curtains back and
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  Speaker 1: we'll put a.
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  Speaker 4: Sign and we'll put it in a neon right right
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  Speaker 4: there above the window, and it'll say available for trade,
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  Speaker 4: slightly used, bad reputation, needs a bunch of repairs.
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  Speaker 1: And then you let some sucker who's looking at the
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  Speaker 1: display case wins like, hey, I'm talking to you, Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: You're bad at your job. You'd probably make a trade
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  Speaker 1: for this guy. For the Raiders, maybe the Cardinals. They're like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we'll trade you alligator arms. Murray will take
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  Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson. You can talk one of these teams in
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  Speaker 1: or just have them talk themselves into it. And it's
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  Speaker 1: a reclamation project, and all this a little NFL skullduggery,
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  Speaker 1: good words, skullduggery, little salesmanship, and boom goes to the dynamite.
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  Speaker 1: You flipp Deshaun Watson for a couple of day three
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  Speaker 1: picks a couple of lotto tickets down the line, and
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  Speaker 1: so will he play? That's a toss up. It's a
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  Speaker 1: toss up. However, will the Browns want to show him
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  Speaker 1: off like a pawn shop Rolex. Absolutely, I absolutely love
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  Speaker 1: to do that. No debate. All right.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Furthermore to Denver we go, where Broncos coach Sean Payton
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  Speaker 1: has come out swinging in endorsing his favorite political candidate.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see a Sean Payton get very political, rocking
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  Speaker 1: the boat there in Colorado? A lot of Bronco fans upset, like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? Why would you? Why would you
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  Speaker 1: go to politics? Yes? Did you? You didn't? Okay, he
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  Speaker 1: didn't see this. So Sean Payton shocking everyone getting political.
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  Speaker 1: He is endorse the campaign for Bill Belichick to return
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  Speaker 1: to the NFL sidelines. Yeah, if we have the audio
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  Speaker 1: to prove I'm not making this up. Here's Sean Payton
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  Speaker 1: discussing his love for Bill Belichick and wants to see
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  Speaker 1: him back in the in the league.
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  Speaker 6: Take a listen, you know, and I'll be honest with you.
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  Speaker 6: I miss him not being in the league. I miss
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  Speaker 6: him not being in the league. And I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 6: surprised and I would be somewhat hopeful that he ends
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  Speaker 6: up back in the league.
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  Speaker 1: That we'd all be better for it. He's he's something.
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  Speaker 1: It's like he's like Gandhi or something like that all right,
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss this one. The question does Broncos
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  Speaker 1: coach Sean Peyton, as you heard there, singing the praises,
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  Speaker 1: singing the praises of Bill Belichick, does it carry any
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  Speaker 1: kind of weight? That's pretty deep. Well, we'd all be
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  Speaker 1: better for it, all right, So let's not caireus. Sean
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  Speaker 1: Payton's endorsement of Bill Belichick, which you just heard there,
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  Speaker 1: has all of the impact of a yellow sticky note
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  Speaker 1: being taped to the side of a freight train somewhere
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  Speaker 1: out in Wyoming. Okay, it's adorable, it's polite. It's the
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  Speaker 1: NFL's version of holding the door open for a stranger
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  Speaker 1: when you go to Applebee's, and sometimes they'll say thank you,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes they won't. Does it carry Does it carry any weight?
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  Speaker 1: Let me thinks not so much. This carries about as
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  Speaker 1: much juice as having a flashlight in case there's an emergency,
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  Speaker 1: but having dead batteries in the flashlight. Well, it's good
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  Speaker 1: that you have the flashlight, but you need the battery.
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  Speaker 1: But I have the flashlight, but you need the batteries,
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  Speaker 1: but I have the flash It doesn't matter. This is
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  Speaker 1: quality lobbying, absolute, the kind where you slap the bumper
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  Speaker 1: sticker on the car. We all know, people, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: put the bumper sticker in the car, even though the
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  Speaker 1: election was six months ago. But I like the bumper sticker,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I like the bumpers. Sean Payton, he's a legend,
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  Speaker 1: he's great. We miss him dance routine because this is
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  Speaker 1: what coaches do. These are the niceties of NFL life.
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  Speaker 1: The ceremonial dance. Whenever a coach starts with I'll be
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  Speaker 1: honest with you, congratulations, you've just entered a town. Up ahead,
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  Speaker 1: the signpost reads Fibbs City population every coach in pro sports,
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  Speaker 1: and let's be real, no owner is going to read
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  Speaker 1: this and then suddenly say, Okay, you know I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: gonna hire Bill Belichick, but now that Sean Payton likes him, well,
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  Speaker 1: fire up the private jet boys. Let's suddenly go get him.
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  Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah, okay, that's the ticket. And maybe Belichick,
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  Speaker 1: if you hire him, he'll bring back a reincarnated Tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady and a reincarnated Rob Gronkowski as well. In the
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  Speaker 1: in the carry on. Yeah no, they'll go full Jurassic
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  Speaker 1: Park and bring some of the defensive players also Lawyer
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  Speaker 1: Malloy is gonna come back there? No okay, ty Law No,
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  Speaker 1: Ty Law Okay, I got you. I'm just checking. Bring
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  Speaker 1: back Charlie Weiss is the No, not Charlie Weiss. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Sean Payton. Here's what Peyton's gonna get. Sean Payton's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a Christmas card signed by Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Lombardi, who's Bill Belichick's longtime conciliary. He might end
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  Speaker 1: up even sending an edible arrangements to Sean Payton. So
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  Speaker 1: there is that, but that's about the extent of the influence.
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  Speaker 1: Like meanwhile, with the way that things have gone for
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  Speaker 1: Belichick in North Carolina, his sabbatical in the land of
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  Speaker 1: Spacoli there in Chapel Hill, Sean Payton, it would would love,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he would love to see Bill Belichick landing
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  Speaker 1: like in Vegas to coach the Raiders next year and
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  Speaker 1: be able to play the Raiders. They beat the Raiders anyway,
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  Speaker 1: but it insure domination and all that stuff, and that'd
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  Speaker 1: be great Belichick in Vegas. The Silver and Black, the
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  Speaker 1: hooded sith Lord there just great. Uh. And it carries
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  Speaker 1: so again it carries the impact of like it's like
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  Speaker 1: dryer lint. It's soft, it's fluffy, and you throw it away,
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  Speaker 1: and because you don't want the dryer to catch on fire,
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  Speaker 1: and you know that kind of thing, it might be
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  Speaker 1: horn swoggled by the dryer. All right, last thing, high
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  Speaker 1: speed sports wire. We go, Here we go Bufflow, Here
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  Speaker 1: we go Bufflow. So roster move was roster move Western
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  Speaker 1: New York, Western New York. The Bills are rummaging through
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  Speaker 1: the NFL's bargain bin yet again, and it's like they're
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  Speaker 1: they're at a yard sale five minutes before clothing, closing
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  Speaker 1: down the yard sail and get up. They have added
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  Speaker 1: defensive back Darius Slay, the former Pittsburgh Steeler who was
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  Speaker 1: holier than now when he played in Philadelphia. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles tried to get him back these Steelers, though,
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  Speaker 1: who fired him. He was on waivers and Slay was
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  Speaker 1: picked up by Buffalo. They had a better waiver claim.
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  Speaker 1: So Darius Slay goes to Buffalo immediately and may even
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  Speaker 1: be ready to play. A Mays a weasel word, but
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  Speaker 1: maybe we'll be able to play this weekend next time
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  Speaker 1: the Bills take the field here. So we'll see if
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  Speaker 1: that is the case. Against the Cincinnati ben Gals. They
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  Speaker 1: say he will likely be limited but could play all right.
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  Speaker 1: Mixed reviews on the impact of Slay what he will
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  Speaker 1: provide to the Buffalo Bills. The question for the esteem
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  Speaker 1: panel is the glass half full or is it half empty?
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  Speaker 1: Is it glass half full or half empty? On Darius
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  Speaker 1: Slay joining the Bills mafia. So at first glance you
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  Speaker 1: look at it, You're like, well, this is clearly half full.
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  Speaker 1: This is a big name. We love big names. They're
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  Speaker 1: so good. Six time Pro Bowl player, was part of
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  Speaker 1: a championship team in Philadelphia. And if you're a Bill's fanboy,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing cartwheels like Felexus and Bill's Monster and all that.
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  Speaker 1: You got your Josh Allen pajamas on. You're all excited.
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  Speaker 1: Now if you're actually paying attention, the glass is not
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  Speaker 1: half full, it's cracked. It's tripping like a broken snow
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  Speaker 1: globe left out in the sun and all that. And
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  Speaker 1: Darius is in the thirty sixth percentile. Darius Slay, he's
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  Speaker 1: in the thirty six percent tile For defensive backs. There
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  Speaker 1: are one hundred and ten qualified cornerbacks in the NFL
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  Speaker 1: according to the nerds, and he is seventy first out
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  Speaker 1: of one hundred and ten. Oh man, we picked up
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  Speaker 1: a defensive Is he in the top ten? No, top twenty, No,
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  Speaker 1: top thirty? No, how about top four, top fifty two?
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  Speaker 1: I hear top sixty, how about sixty five? No? Is
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  Speaker 1: he in the top seventy? No, he's at seventy one.
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  Speaker 1: The man's pro Yeah, sold to the highest bidder, the
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  Speaker 1: woman in the back there, so the the numbers are
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  Speaker 1: not great. His pro football focus great is fifty eight
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  Speaker 1: point three. That was also my great point average. No,
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  Speaker 1: but fifty eight point three, which is which is two
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  Speaker 1: elite defensive backs. Kind of like if you've ever been
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  Speaker 1: hungry and you're driving across the country and you stop
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  Speaker 1: at a gas station because it's the only place to stop,
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  Speaker 1: and you're like, I need a snack. And then they said,
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  Speaker 1: we've sold out of the pizza. We don't have any pizza.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Do you have hot dogs? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have hot dogs. About how about a corn
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  Speaker 1: corn dogs? A hot dog we don't have. I said,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have hot dogs, we don't have corn dog.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get a cheeseburg. We don't have that. How about nachos? No,
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  Speaker 1: what do you have? Well, the only thing we have
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  Speaker 1: left is this egg salad sandwich. Okay, I'll take that. No,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to eat that. It's it's been sitting
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  Speaker 1: around for three days. I need something. The Pro Bowl
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  Speaker 1: pedigree I always love that. I was like, I just
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  Speaker 1: got the Pro Bowl pedigree. It's like a museum piece
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  Speaker 1: at this point, thirty four year old defensive back who
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  Speaker 1: hasn't played well and normally plays like his age. And
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  Speaker 1: of course the Bills front off is like, they did
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  Speaker 1: do it. They didn't do Diddley squat, as the great
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  Speaker 1: Jim Moore would say, they didn't do Diddley squat at
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  Speaker 1: the trade deadline. So the Bill's front office like, well,
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  Speaker 1: we gotta do something. They're like, well, they're trying to
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  Speaker 1: sell this as a savvy move. This is called double
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  Speaker 1: d dumpster diving. Dumpster diving. This is the admission the
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  Speaker 1: Bills front office is admitting they should have made trades.
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  Speaker 1: They could have made trades, they failed, and they're admitting
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  Speaker 1: their roster is not good enough. The moves the Bills
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  Speaker 1: have made is a tell. It's a dead giveaway. It's
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  Speaker 1: a dead giveaway. They're not good enough. The Bill's front
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  Speaker 1: office knows it. The coaching staff knows it. The Buffalo
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  Speaker 1: Bills right now are officially astronomers. They're skywatchers, the Buffalo Bills.
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  Speaker 1: They are tracking falling objects like Darius Slay and Brandon Cooks,
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  Speaker 1: the wide Receiver who they added, they're having an entire
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  Speaker 1: meteor shower of declining stars. It's the Declining Stars Challenge.
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  Speaker 1: And as the saying goes and buffet little better tattoo
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  Speaker 1: this to the to their bodies. They're the executives. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let a falling star fall on you, times two, don't
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  Speaker 1: let a falling star fall on you, times too. Good
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• 22:10
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  Speaker 1: But not on the bumper like on the window. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: You don't like that?
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  Speaker 10: I think that would leave a mark, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening here on k Fan and the Twin Cities. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's what I'll do. I just go to the phones.
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  Speaker 1: It is a call in show plausibly, and we say
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  Speaker 1: hello to Scott in the Commonwealth, Hello, Scott, welcome, Oh
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: hey Ben, how's it going Scott? If I was any better,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: I'd be a twin, but not a Minnesota twin because
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: they suck.
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  Speaker 3: It's funny, you know. I listen to you guys every night.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: I don't get a chance to call in a lot
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: because normally I'm in work. I'm a baker.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Oh you're a baker? What I love? I love you know.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: I'm an amateur baker. I love baking. I do love baking.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not as good. I'm not as good as you're
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a professional. What what is the hardest thing to make
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: for you as a baker? What is the thing that's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: the most annoying to make?
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: Ah? Here, that's a great question. When I train people,
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: the key to baking is babysitting, because you can take
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: a can of say, cookies, make wait one extra minute
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: and turn throom pian of bricks.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the time, the time, yeah, the I mean, yeah,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: that's that's true because a lot of people like when
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: they cook, they'll just like kind of throw certain amounts.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They don't measure everything. You got to measure it right
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: and the time.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, you make it up by scratch. But
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: here's the thing, like my boss Kelly, what she does
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: is it looks like it should cook for next minute, No,
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: take it out residual cooking.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because it's still it's still. Yeah, it's still
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: cooking even it's out of the oven, right, it's still.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it doesn't it doesn't drop them three fifty
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: to room temperature. It goes from three fifty to three
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  Speaker 3: forty nine, et cetera.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Look at that we're giving out this is this is professional.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: How long you've been a been a baker?
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: There?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: How long you've been a baker? About eight years now,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: eight years of baking experience, and we're giving this information
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: out for free right now. Amazing information. Look at that. Unbelievable.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: That fun. That's cool, very cool. So what's I thank
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you for listening while you're baking. Weiate that and you're
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: off tonight. You called in this morning, so yeah, what's
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: on the night. Yeah, all right.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: So anyway, if I lived any now, I'm gonna camp.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: If I live closer to you guys, I drop off
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: like Simon rolls to you guys.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: But now, Scott, we are planning, uh you know, see
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: what happens. But next year doing a meet and greet
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: in Boston. So you'll have to you'll have to come back,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: you really. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about with the Leprechaun
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and Mike and New Hampshire and bring everyone there to
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: hang out and have some fun. So when the weather
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: gets better.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: All right. So anyways, the reason I call it two things.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: One is I talked about your show to people at
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: work all the time. You get a listen, even if
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: you don't like sports, get listen to these three people.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: You are the hosts, but Coop and Lorena absolutely, the
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: three of you make this great triangle.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you. I appreciate you promoting that. That's more
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: advertising than the company gives us. So I do thank
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: you for what this help us out. Yeah.
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: So, so the one I talked about at work was
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: but your door Sanders always uses plastic silverware and I
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: told everybody this at work, and because he does it,
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: because why well, they don't clean the silverwear correctly. And
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: I was telling Coop when I when I called in,
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: I said, yeah, one time my mom and dad and
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I went out and my mom looked at before and went,
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: excuse me, can I get some new ones? So he's
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: probably right, and everybody working, Yeah, you know what, we've
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: all gotten silver that didn't look quite clean.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Look got shdar Sanders giving great life advice and wisdom,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I do. We talked about that. Yeah, and I most
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I guess when you work in the you're a bakery,
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: right and whatnot. But so I think you go out
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: there and we just assume everything's clean, right, We don't,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: you know, unless you see dirt, physical dirt, you're like, oh,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: it must be fine.
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: You know it's going to be well to your point, No,
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. Always use gloves. We always use the
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: plastic gloves. You don't ever can someone's food because even
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: if you basically you always want to wear gloves when
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: customers are walking by, because nobody wants to see you
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: fisically touch their food with your hand. Always.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's that's true. You don't want to. Yeah,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: it's it's it's more for the mental part also even
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you know, I guess this a little bit everything. All right,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you, Scott, Thank you for listening. Man,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it the more. But wait, there's more.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Can I say one last thing?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Is it good? Is it good?
• 28:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a Christmas special?
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: It's called All of the Other Reindeer. It was done
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: by Matt Groening around ninety nine.
• 28:41
  Speaker 11: I remember this cartoon.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I got it?
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Where? Where is that? Is it on YouTube or something?
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I had the DVD at one time, but you probably
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: can find it. But it's about this little dog named
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: all of and her goal is to get to Santa
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Claus to help him be a reindeer. Yeah, it's really.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm talking about I'll look for this weekend. I
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: have some time to kill. I thank you. I gotta go.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: There's a baker. Watch it with Moxie and the Touchdown Maker,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the great Moxie who sleeps twenty hours a day, my dog,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: laziest dog in the world. I love Moxie. William is
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: in Kansas City. Hello William, Welcome.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: William Wow merchant, what the fat end of the.
• 29:33
  Speaker 11: Problem.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, the first thing we're gonna do is we're going
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: to fix your phone. There's a very there's a lot
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: of static. I know you've been on hold for a while.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of static there. So the Chiefs are
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: bad right now. What's that.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: I've worked at a jet engine shop. I think that
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: the appears was something.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to agree with you on that. I believe
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to blame the jet engines that you're either
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: repairing or making or whatever. I'm going to blame them
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: for ruining the quality of the show because if only
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the phone worked, we'd be able to solve all of
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: the Chiefs problems right here, all of the issues the
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Chiefs are having right now. They're just a hair off
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: on special teams. They're just a little bit off on offense.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: They're just a slight thing of a jig that's wrong
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: on defense. Other than that, they're fine. Okay, Okay, there
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: you go. I think something about penguins and there was
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of static. Hollering. James is in Minneapolis, minnesot Hello,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: hollering James, welcome it Seesia wakers asleep let's find out.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Here we go, James, James, James, James, James, James, hollering,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: James hollering, James, James, James. He's sleeping, but it's not. Oh,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: here we go. He's sleeping. He's about to start He's
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: not breathing right now, He's about to start breathing, and
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: then I'll start snoring. Listen you listen to your live coverage.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: This is hollowing, hollering. Okay, let's get him a respirator
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: right now. I knew it. I knew it. He was
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: faking us out, just like he did he do the dope.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know again, you think this is a ropodope?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: All right? Coop? You want to play a song? So
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: he'll shut up? You want to play Do you want
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: to play a song?
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Coop?
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: Mhm.
• 31:34
  Speaker 10: He hates that song with a passion.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: But I think it's a good song. Actually, I like it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I think it's funny.
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: Well, if you insist, I guess you can have it.
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: Oh headphones, there you go, good sing along.
• 31:57
  Speaker 10: In the afternoon in the next year already, I mean time.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Show and then James, I'm gonna good sleep. Listen to
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: you sho hollerday James songs from Jay Scoop of Just Josh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: He once told me, James, you be sports coling man.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: What a buffer. He turned into a Vikings fan. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: then one day you fell asleep, won the game show,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: gave you cry. Now you can dream and you can.
• 32:43
  Speaker 11: This has become one of.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: The great moments in show history. A man fast asleep
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: has won a radio game show. Happened? All right, we
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: played your song. You're happy, James? We played your song?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Are you happy?
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: So that's.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, all may we all be as happy
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: as our friend hollering James Jamy, Okay, thank you, all right,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. There the great hollering James. Check
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: it in and who's next? The legends are out? My god,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: let's say a lot of mouthwash. Mike. There's mouthwash Mic
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: in Vegas. He's right now outside the bellagio. He's walking
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: down the.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, this is the part you talk. This
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: is the talk part. Here, this is the talk part
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: and dazzle us with amazing factoids?
• 33:54
  Speaker 11: Is this the heart that I talk?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Okay? All right, what are we doing? Dude? Seriously? What
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: is going on?
• 34:05
  Speaker 11: I'm sitting in front of the New York, New York.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, the New York, New York. The Statue of Liberties
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: right there.
• 34:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I yeah, yeah.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: I read something on the internet. I don't know if
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: it's true or not, but I'm going to repeat it
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: because I'm bad at my job. But years ago I
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: read on the internet and they were building New York,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: New York. They did consider putting the twin Towers, which
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: obviously we're taking out on nine to eleven, but they
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: considered putting those in New York, New York, and they.
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: Did not not hear about that one.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I read it all. I read it
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: years ago, and I don't I mean, obviously I don't
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: think about it every day. But you brought up New York,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: New York. So I don't know if that's actually true
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: or not. But I remember reading it online. I read
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: a lot of things online, most of its bull crap.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 34:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Well, you know, Coursey, don't believe everything that you read.
• 34:55
  Speaker 11: No gota, how's that songle don't believe of everything that
• 35:01
  Speaker 11: we get a something magnet.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Pretty sure it doesn't go like that. I'm pretty sure
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: like that. But here's the thing, now, what what flavor
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: mouthwash do we have right now?
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: Well, it looks like snapple.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Snapple? Oh interesting, okay, a little snapple.
• 35:21
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, because you know then most people won't view
• 35:26
  Speaker 11: it as mouthwash.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, that's your trickeration. I see what you're
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: doing there, really little head fake. I'm just having what
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: is that? What is that? I'm just having some snapple. Okay,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it looks like what flavor is that? Yeah, it's a
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: little that's a little gadget play by you. That's your
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: gadget play. Is what you're doing there, little gadget ball. Yeah,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: you know what it is.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: It is pretty amazing to me.
• 36:04
  Speaker 11: And you know, I started drinking this stuff in like
• 36:10
  Speaker 11: two thousand and nine.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You've been drinking it for sixteen years. You've been drinking mouthwash.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of mouthwass. You must have the best
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: breath in the world.
• 36:20
  Speaker 5: Though.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Your breath must be really good.
• 36:22
  Speaker 11: The well, you know what you considered, who is viewing you?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna find out. I want to get that
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: close to you to find out. I appreciate that. But
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: all right, I gotta go. But right the mouthwash Mike there,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: he is our favorite guy homeless there in Vegas. He
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: drinks mouthwash. He's had so much mouthwash. The poor guy
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: can't stop drinking. The doctors tell him, if you stop drinking,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna die. He's that deep into it, like he's
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: all in. He's all in, and so Mike God, all right.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: The lawyer story, if you didn't see this here is
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: as apparently on like, don't get gone, I said apparently.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Jordan Hudson, bill Belichick's lady friend, is indeed pursuing legal
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: action against podcaster Pablo Torre. Hudson has gone online basically
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: said she's doing this, which every lawyer tells you don't
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: announce this, and she said he's factually incorrect slanderers, defamatory
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: and targeted attack reporting, and she filed a public records
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard in Fort Wayne. No,
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Daniel? Fort Wayne crossing guard with a
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  Speaker 1: great voice? What's going on? I'm man, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 7: I'm here my first post in the vehicle, just waiting
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  Speaker 7: here tomorrow morning. They're supposed to.
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  Speaker 3: They're supposed to be expecting win hills below ten below zero.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you're gonna be sleeping in tomorrow, duly noted,
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  Speaker 1: duly noted. Yeah, okay, all right, uh right, hold on, Daniel,
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  Speaker 1: we have who do we have? We have? Mitch and
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  Speaker 1: man Cato, the Great Mitchen man Cato, Hello, Mitch, Hello, Ben,
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  Speaker 1: how are you unbelieve? If I was any better, Mitch,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be a Viking? But not a Minnesota Viking because
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  Speaker 1: they can't even score touchdown. They can't even score field goal. Mitch,
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  Speaker 1: are you playing quarterback for the Vikings? Is that true
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  Speaker 1: or false? This weekend? All right? Send that out, coop
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  Speaker 1: mitchen man Cato's denying that he will be playing quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds like something you would say if you were
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  Speaker 1: playing quarterback. You deny it, Mitch, you are going to
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  Speaker 1: be the quarterback. All right, let's get to it quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Story number one BYU coach Kilani Sataki started a to
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  Speaker 1: get linked to the Penn State job. So these Crumble cookies.
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  Speaker 1: CEO stepped in and spent the money and then delivered cookies.
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  Speaker 1: that fun stuff, and they revealed Thompson has named his
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  Speaker 1: story number three, Ford Field Security went viral on Thanksgiving
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  Speaker 1: after they spotted a guard sneaking a quick bite of
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  Speaker 1: a packer player's plate. Now, a go fund me has
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  Speaker 1: been started for that employee. After that was discovered, they
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  Speaker 1: were suspended, all right, quickly, What is it? One tour three,
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  Speaker 1: Daniel one tour three, Daniel hell number two? All right,
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  Speaker 1: what about you? Mitch and man Cato agreed, Mitch, you
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  Speaker 1: are a winner. It's number three. That was no go
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  Speaker 5: That was the fake story.
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