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The Toddler Timeline: Fiancé's Fertility Fast-Track
On Petty Court today, Max and Ivy dissect a Reddit story about a fiancé's absurd baby-making demands and his shockingly terrible math skills. Is he really trying to put a three-year deadline on his partner's entire reproductive future? Source: r/AmItheAsshole.
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