Latest / Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne / 2035 - Ladies of London (s4 eps 7-8) with Keisha
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- 0:13Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monarch Monday. I'm back.
- 0:18Speaker 1: I'm back with Keisha. Guys.
- 0:20Speaker 2: She's here everyone, Everyone, She's here. Mary pays back for Pattery.
- 0:25Speaker 2: She's here everyone. She has retired Mary Payne.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have some sound clips from this
- 0:35Speaker 1: episode that we're gonna be playing.
- 0:38Speaker 2: I cannot wait to hear them.
- 0:39Speaker 1: And yeah, so we're gonna do two in one today
- 0:42Speaker 1: since I was gone last week. We're gonna do Ladies
- 0:45Speaker 1: of Londen season four, episodes seven and eight. And I
- 0:48Speaker 1: gotta tell you, I looked at my notes from episode
- 0:52Speaker 1: six because I just go and pull them up and
- 0:54Speaker 1: delete and you know, start right, and of sixteen pages
- 0:59Speaker 1: of notes for that episode, but guess what I got
- 1:03Speaker 1: two and one only fourteen page the notes. So I'm
- 1:06Speaker 1: going faster.
- 1:07Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna I tell you what.
- 1:09Speaker 3: I don't know if you've got messages, but I got
- 1:11Speaker 3: messages because we missed that Monday. People were not happy
- 1:15Speaker 3: if they did not get their Ladies of a London recap.
- 1:18Speaker 1: I didn't get any messages. Oh I do see people. Really,
- 1:23Speaker 1: I think find you to be warm and relatable and
- 1:27Speaker 1: people must not find me to be so because nobody
- 1:29Speaker 1: reaches out to say anything like that to me.
- 1:32Speaker 2: Yeah, which made me feel great.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I'm like, Okay, they are really liking the show, like
- 1:36Speaker 3: yeah great.
- 1:37Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm like, we will be back. We're going
- 1:39Speaker 2: to do a two in one episode. Yeah yeah. People
- 1:42Speaker 2: were like, where what's going on? Like, you guys get
- 1:46Speaker 2: pre recorded.
- 1:46Speaker 1: I was like, no, you can't prerecord it when they
- 1:49Speaker 1: won't give you That's right, I mean that's right.
- 1:51Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah you can.
- 1:53Speaker 1: You can only humble yourselves before the Bravo gods for
- 1:56Speaker 1: so much.
- 1:57Speaker 2: Oh they will do it, and yeah.
- 2:00Speaker 1: No, they were not even considering. So anyway, if you're
- 2:02Speaker 1: not watching on video, you're missing out because Keisha and
- 2:05Speaker 1: I are channeling Kimmy. We have on our flower crowns.
- 2:09Speaker 2: Yes we do.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Now I'll tell you something interesting. So I tried very
- 2:13Speaker 1: hard never to listen to any other recaps of shows
- 2:16Speaker 1: that I'm covering, right because I don't want to like
- 2:19Speaker 1: copy or say the same thing, or have my opinion swayed.
- 2:23Speaker 1: So people will be surprised that, like Matt is one
- 2:26Speaker 1: of my best friends, I never listened to reality gays
- 2:29Speaker 1: unless they're Sometimes I listen if they're doing Mormon Wife
- 2:31Speaker 1: since I never do that, right, But you know, on
- 2:35Speaker 1: a little miss recap, I don't listen. I listen to murder.
- 2:38Speaker 1: She watched Amy's other one because it's talking about murder.
- 2:42Speaker 2: But did you hear the episode I was on? I did,
- 2:44Speaker 2: I was on there.
- 2:45Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, you go in on find that episode, Keisha.
- 2:48Speaker 1: You're talking about the Texas killing fields, right.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 2:52Speaker 3: And then we just had another literally three days after
- 2:55Speaker 3: we recorded, we had another huge update really for the case. Yes,
- 3:01Speaker 3: it was insane. I like sent it to Amy. I'm like, girl,
- 3:05Speaker 3: look at this. Yeah, it's wild down here with it. Yeah,
- 3:09Speaker 3: they are looking for more bodies and another spot.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Same guy or like two different guys that were doing it,
- 3:16Speaker 1: same people, same people. Yeah, well you guys, go and
- 3:20Speaker 1: listen to Keisha over on murder. She watched Guy to
- 3:24Speaker 1: Always Support all our Friends. And I did listen to
- 3:27Speaker 1: that episode, Yes, I did. Okay, So but this I've
- 3:32Speaker 1: been cleaning out my closet. I've been switching from winter
- 3:35Speaker 1: to summer. I've been just as I do twice a year.
- 3:39Speaker 1: I just clean, I get things ready to go to Poshmark.
- 3:42Speaker 1: I take get things like that. Hat I wore last
- 3:44Speaker 1: week to go to Goodwill. Like it's just it feels
- 3:48Speaker 1: so good. It takes days, but it feels so good.
- 3:50Speaker 1: It takes days because like I'm slow with it. And
- 3:52Speaker 1: then I started like looking at things and trying on things,
- 3:55Speaker 1: and then it's a part.
- 3:55Speaker 4: Right.
- 3:56Speaker 1: So I've been doing that, And so when I'm doing that,
- 3:59Speaker 1: I have to always have a podcast on to have
- 4:00Speaker 1: something to listen to. So I was listening to Ben
- 4:04Speaker 1: and Ronnie watching Crappin's talk about Ladies of London. Okay,
- 4:08Speaker 1: so normally I wouldn't do that. Since we are covering
- 4:11Speaker 1: it turn by turn, I have to tell you, first
- 4:15Speaker 1: of all is great, of course, because they're hilarious, but
- 4:17Speaker 1: they had some really interesting takes that I had not
- 4:21Speaker 1: thought of, which is really that their take on Margo
- 4:26Speaker 1: is how awful she is and how terrible she does
- 4:28Speaker 1: dress and what a bit she is. And they think
- 4:30Speaker 1: she's homophobic. Oh, and they think that the way the
- 4:36Speaker 1: way that she sort of makes fun of him specifically,
- 4:39Speaker 1: they feel like is being They're not saying she's homophobic,
- 4:42Speaker 1: they're just like to them, as to gay men, they
- 4:45Speaker 1: do see as she's being bullying towards the only man
- 4:49Speaker 1: in the group, the only gay man in the group,
- 4:52Speaker 1: And it was a very interesting perspective, especially when he
- 4:57Speaker 1: says later, you know that, yes, of course he acts
- 4:59Speaker 1: like this because this is a defense mechanism, and yes,
- 5:01Speaker 1: he was very bullieved. And they were like, why does
- 5:05Speaker 1: she understand that this is They're like, has she never
- 5:07Speaker 1: been around a gay guy before. They're like, darling, you
- 5:09Speaker 1: look amazing. Look at you. You're snatched, you look great.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Right.
- 5:12Speaker 1: They may not mean it or not, but they're they're like,
- 5:14Speaker 1: being a good gay friend.
- 5:17Speaker 3: Yeah, this whole Margo Mark thing, they need to wrap
- 5:20Speaker 3: it up because it's been going on for what three episodes,
- 5:25Speaker 3: and it's not getting any better. And here's the thing,
- 5:29Speaker 3: they're both wrong, but the whole situation is becoming like
- 5:32Speaker 3: obnoxious at this.
- 5:33Speaker 2: Point, you know what I mean?
- 5:34Speaker 1: I think so too. Come on, and I really hope
- 5:37Speaker 1: and we didn't get a next week on. We just
- 5:39Speaker 1: gotta to continue. So I'll be interested to see next
- 5:43Speaker 1: week if they do just go and sit in one
- 5:46Speaker 1: of the cottages together and work it out, and we
- 5:49Speaker 1: can really hear his perspective of telling her, like I
- 5:53Speaker 1: don't know if he would be vulnerable enough to tell
- 5:55Speaker 1: her like, hey, I grew up bullied in the way
- 5:57Speaker 1: you keep coming out and he feels like this, and
- 5:58Speaker 1: maybe that's why I'm react acting that way to you.
- 6:03Speaker 3: I don't know, because it's it's with both of them.
- 6:05Speaker 3: It's like each one of them is reacting to something
- 6:08Speaker 3: that the other did.
- 6:10Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
- 6:11Speaker 3: So it's not no one's gonna say, but I did
- 6:13Speaker 3: hear something and I thought about you.
- 6:16Speaker 1: Okay.
- 6:17Speaker 3: So when he was talking about how you dress babies,
- 6:20Speaker 3: he was like, look, I had to wear sailor.
- 6:22Speaker 2: Suits up until I was eighty six. I don't know
- 6:25Speaker 2: about you. I'm from Texas. Everyone gets a sailor suit. Yes, yes,
- 6:30Speaker 2: it is a must.
- 6:31Speaker 3: The baby must be in a sailor suit with the
- 6:34Speaker 3: high socks and your strike right shoes like you just
- 6:40Speaker 3: you have to. So the fact that other people don't
- 6:43Speaker 3: realize that is so funny to me.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Like, you have to. The babies have to do.
- 6:47Speaker 1: It, they have to.
- 6:48Speaker 2: Well.
- 6:48Speaker 1: So I used to work in that children's clothing store
- 6:50Speaker 1: for ten years, and the big selling item is always
- 6:54Speaker 1: the sailor suits, the little the red and the white
- 6:57Speaker 1: collar with the red ches, the girls and boys, the
- 7:00Speaker 1: matching and it's always the classic. Everybody buys it for
- 7:04Speaker 1: their kid, no matter what. And we all always had
- 7:07Speaker 1: in stock the white knee socks, the saddle, the saddle shoes.
- 7:11Speaker 2: The whole look.
- 7:11Speaker 1: We always had the whole look in stock, no matter
- 7:13Speaker 1: what age, what gender, whatever, you could find it. It's
- 7:18Speaker 1: a classic. It's a classic look. So every time I
- 7:20Speaker 1: see him in a sailor suit at age six, I'm like,
- 7:23Speaker 1: I'm so cute. I Dave would have put his foot
- 7:27Speaker 1: down on the way I dressed John probably around the
- 7:30Speaker 1: age two, but I maintained it until about four. About four,
- 7:37Speaker 1: I maintained the smocking and the sailor suits, and I'm
- 7:40Speaker 1: maintained it's about four.
- 7:42Speaker 2: And here's the thing, like we only get them so
- 7:44Speaker 2: little for so long, Like.
- 7:46Speaker 3: They have to wear the cutest of cute outfits and
- 7:49Speaker 3: a sailor suit. Like you're missing out if you have
- 7:53Speaker 3: not had on a sailor suit as a baby.
- 7:55Speaker 1: It's cute. And I will say Ben and Ronnie also
- 7:59Speaker 1: said were talking about how Mark Francis is like the
- 8:03Speaker 1: only way you jose to child's a sailor suit. That's
- 8:05Speaker 1: the only way. And they were like, yeah, I can't
- 8:07Speaker 1: imagine somebody puts their child in Gucci loafers, Da Da
- 8:10Speaker 1: da and all that. And meanwhile Lottie is sitting there
- 8:13Speaker 1: talking about they were like, yes, she and her husband
- 8:15Speaker 1: were fully going to make custom suits for their child
- 8:19Speaker 1: to match their suits money. And of course Lottie is
- 8:22Speaker 1: probably like, oh, Gucci loafer is not appropriate for us
- 8:26Speaker 1: six month old.
- 8:28Speaker 2: I mean both can be true sailor suit and Gucci shoes.
- 8:34Speaker 1: Yes, of course, yes, yes, no, I mean I just
- 8:37Speaker 1: growing up super Southern, would have never considered her thought
- 8:40Speaker 1: or even known it was a possibility to put my
- 8:43Speaker 1: child in anything designer. I just wouldn't have known it, right, Yeah,
- 8:49Speaker 1: but it is the thing now kind of well.
- 8:51Speaker 3: When Scholar was born. When she was born, she had
- 8:54Speaker 3: over three hundred outfits. I went insane and everything was
- 8:59Speaker 3: raffle and Tommy Hill figure. She had this really cute
- 9:03Speaker 3: Christian dere robe bathrobe so few because because.
- 9:07Speaker 2: An infant needs a bathrobe. Yes, I was obsessed with
- 9:11Speaker 2: the bathrobes. I really, really, really, really was serious, so
- 9:15Speaker 2: much fun and yeah, sometimes look I couldn't afford to
- 9:19Speaker 2: dress in name brands, but she did, so you know,
- 9:23Speaker 2: we both couldn't do it. So it's like, okay, I
- 9:25Speaker 2: guess it'll be you.
- 9:26Speaker 1: I have to tell you something very funny. So we
- 9:29Speaker 1: when we were in Paris, we were in a Christian
- 9:32Speaker 1: to your store, and we're talking to the lady about
- 9:35Speaker 1: like when you buy something and if you have to
- 9:37Speaker 1: take out the box, and then then if they flag
- 9:39Speaker 1: you at customs, you'll have to show the unused and
- 9:43Speaker 1: the received. It has to be unused. You can't like
- 9:45Speaker 1: buy it and they use it the whole time in
- 9:46Speaker 1: your payers and then claim the tax. You have to
- 9:49Speaker 1: have to be unused. So she's telling us about like, well,
- 9:53Speaker 1: I don't I can give you the box because you know,
- 9:55Speaker 1: of course I want the giant box, but I mean
- 9:58Speaker 1: the box is practically heavier than the purse. So I
- 10:00Speaker 1: was like, can you just give me the dust bag?
- 10:03Speaker 1: And so she was kind of telling me all this stuff,
- 10:04Speaker 1: and I said, well, we were at one point going
- 10:07Speaker 1: to buy a couple of years ago a little tiny
- 10:09Speaker 1: piece of luggage, but we were told we'd have to
- 10:12Speaker 1: take the whole luggage box to the airport. So we're like,
- 10:15Speaker 1: forget it, it's crazy. And she says, oh, yes, we have
- 10:19Speaker 1: people that come in into our baby store, which was
- 10:21Speaker 1: attached that by strollers, Christian do your strollers. Imagine she goes,
- 10:29Speaker 1: and she goes, and they have to take the entire
- 10:31Speaker 1: box within the airport, like to prove it's new and unused.
- 10:35Speaker 1: You can't like roll it through the airport to get
- 10:37Speaker 1: the tax back, you know, so it's tax free. And
- 10:41Speaker 1: I was like what, And I said to Dave, I
- 10:45Speaker 1: got I really want to go over and see that
- 10:46Speaker 1: baby stroller.
- 10:47Speaker 2: See it.
- 10:47Speaker 1: I just want to see it because it's like a
- 10:49Speaker 1: piece of art. We did not, he said, we have
- 10:53Speaker 1: to get out of the store immediately.
- 10:55Speaker 2: I'm sure put his foot down.
- 10:57Speaker 1: Yes, I just want to see it. I just can't
- 10:59Speaker 1: imagine what would look like and why would anybody want that?
- 11:03Speaker 1: In my mind to I mean in my mind that
- 11:05Speaker 1: really truly is like a crazy waste of money. Is
- 11:09Speaker 1: a Christian do Or stroller and it strolls on and
- 11:12Speaker 1: it is the dirt and the baby's in it and
- 11:14Speaker 1: it just doesn't But.
- 11:16Speaker 3: When I guess for rich people, it's just like us
- 11:19Speaker 3: going out to buy just a really good stroller.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Like a great Go or a do Not whatever they have.
- 11:24Speaker 3: Now, yeah, real, they thought we saw a picture of
- 11:27Speaker 3: her little girl that she had, yeah, and the little.
- 11:30Speaker 2: Girl had on this crochete hat.
- 11:33Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 11:34Speaker 2: And this dress the crouhede hat was ten thousand dollars.
- 11:39Speaker 1: Gisha, that is so that is just give that ten
- 11:42Speaker 1: thousand dollars to a woman's harry. Yeah, I grew behind
- 11:46Speaker 1: your clothes for babies like that's crazy.
- 11:48Speaker 2: Yeah, and to me it wasn't cute.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Well, it's like ten thousand dollars shit for a baby
- 11:55Speaker 1: hat for.
- 11:56Speaker 2: A baby hat.
- 11:58Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, I want to think that about Rihanna. I
- 12:01Speaker 1: want to think that she just put the baby in
- 12:03Speaker 1: it for free, and then she told it and gave
- 12:05Speaker 1: the proceeds to women who need it.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Let's just go with that.
- 12:09Speaker 1: We're gonna go with that. Yeah, But let's start our
- 12:13Speaker 1: recap and if other funny things I remember from Ben
- 12:15Speaker 1: and Ronnie come to me, I will tell you. I'm
- 12:17Speaker 1: coming with this to this recap with some facts. I've
- 12:20Speaker 1: looked some things up and this is what happened to
- 12:23Speaker 1: when you give me a lot of time. So, Ladies
- 12:27Speaker 1: of London, the New Reign, Season four, episode seven, horsing Around. Okay,
- 12:33Speaker 1: so we're gonna do this one briefly, guys, because again
- 12:36Speaker 1: this is from two weeks ago. We're gonna get to
- 12:38Speaker 1: eight here in a second. So on this episode, Micah's
- 12:41Speaker 1: brother named Bron is in town. Do you think Braun
- 12:45Speaker 1: is short for lebron, it is short for braun win,
- 12:50Speaker 1: it is short for bronte. What is Braun short for?
- 12:55Speaker 2: I think it's just braun.
- 12:57Speaker 3: I think it's short for bronze because that's how he
- 13:00Speaker 3: looked outside with.
- 13:01Speaker 2: No shirt on. He looked so good, like, forget a goal,
- 13:05Speaker 2: forget a silver, I'll take a bronze. Like he's really good.
- 13:11Speaker 1: I did not find him attractive, but that's okay.
- 13:14Speaker 3: Well with the hat and a glasses on, he was
- 13:16Speaker 3: when he took everything off, I was like, put it
- 13:19Speaker 3: back on real quick.
- 13:20Speaker 1: But yeah, he was. He could go to Turkey for
- 13:23Speaker 1: some hair implants he could benefit.
- 13:26Speaker 2: He doesn't have. I guess his sister got all the
- 13:28Speaker 2: good hair. She's got a lot.
- 13:30Speaker 1: She's got a lot of hair. So yeah, she says
- 13:33Speaker 1: she's in the middle of two brothers. So Braun has
- 13:36Speaker 1: a handlebar mustache, and she says he's the best trainer
- 13:38Speaker 1: in America. Well, okay, bron core fitness. We get a
- 13:43Speaker 1: way too close up shot of Micah's butt doing squeezes
- 13:46Speaker 1: while she works out online with Braun. Okay, first of all,
- 13:50Speaker 1: that's what my butt would look like. It's flat as
- 13:52Speaker 1: a pancake. But I wouldn't wear anything that would show
- 13:55Speaker 1: with that close up.
- 13:56Speaker 3: So, you know, my dream is to be on reality TV.
- 14:00Speaker 3: So I have a flat butt currently and I'm too
- 14:04Speaker 3: afraid to do anything about it, and I don't want
- 14:06Speaker 3: to do squats. But I thought about what if I
- 14:08Speaker 3: were on TV and I had on those kind of leggings,
- 14:11Speaker 3: they would see a flat so I would have like
- 14:13Speaker 3: a jacket tied around.
- 14:15Speaker 2: Ye. So it gave me a little bit of oomph.
- 14:17Speaker 1: And yeah, like she need like a long T shirt
- 14:20Speaker 1: like something or something.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Yeah, she she she, Yeah it was it was flat.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Yeah, it was flat. So but she's very like it's
- 14:27Speaker 1: always Emma. They're like super muscular, alter their arms and stuff.
- 14:30Speaker 1: So I looked up Braun. He has forty five thousand
- 14:34Speaker 1: followers shit, and oddly enough, he's followed by the cast
- 14:40Speaker 1: of this show, but he's also followed by Madison Lacroix
- 14:43Speaker 1: of Southern Charm.
- 14:45Speaker 3: You know, Madison gets around and Madison knows all the boys.
- 14:48Speaker 1: I was like, interesting, So they go they meet to
- 14:53Speaker 1: work out in the park. It's going to be Micah, Martha,
- 14:58Speaker 1: Miss Marga all are going to work out with bron
- 15:03Speaker 1: not Mimi or Mark.
- 15:05Speaker 2: So they're smart. Yeah.
- 15:08Speaker 1: So they're talking, they're working out, They're talking about Martha's
- 15:11Speaker 1: garden party, and Margo says, you, I felt like I
- 15:14Speaker 1: was ganging up on. I felt like I was being bullied.
- 15:17Speaker 1: Martha goes, well, can be can be vicious, but you
- 15:19Speaker 1: know she means well, But and Margo says, Mark Franstance
- 15:24Speaker 1: says things that are actually just cruel, and Martha goes,
- 15:27Speaker 1: I understand, darling, but he's doing it all for the laugh.
- 15:31Speaker 1: And Marco goes, okay, then he should be funny.
- 15:34Speaker 2: And he also hasn't said anything cruel either.
- 15:37Speaker 1: I agree, just nothing cruel.
- 15:40Speaker 3: Snarky fascy, yes, but nothing she does just not get
- 15:44Speaker 3: the art of shade throwing at all.
- 15:47Speaker 1: I don't see anything cruel he has said. He hasn't said.
- 15:51Speaker 1: He really could go in on the fact that she
- 15:53Speaker 1: had like live sex on you know, like there's things
- 15:57Speaker 1: he could he could be cruel about, you know.
- 15:59Speaker 2: I mean, he just hasn't been cruel. I mean, he's
- 16:01Speaker 2: just been snarky. But it's funny, but she won't let
- 16:05Speaker 2: it go.
- 16:06Speaker 1: She won't let it go, and she says Margaret says,
- 16:09Speaker 1: he does it not because he's funny. He does it
- 16:10Speaker 1: because he's insecure and desperate for everyone to like him.
- 16:14Speaker 1: And then she cries a little bit and some of
- 16:16Speaker 1: the you know, Missy was like, we'll try to talk
- 16:18Speaker 1: to him. You know, it'll be okay.
- 16:19Speaker 3: Right, Missy does not need to be the in between
- 16:22Speaker 3: for any situations anymore.
- 16:23Speaker 1: That's all she wants to do.
- 16:25Speaker 2: That's all she gives us, that's all. She's not good.
- 16:28Speaker 2: If she were good at it, great, but she's not
- 16:30Speaker 2: that good at it.
- 16:31Speaker 1: Missy. We need to know.
- 16:33Speaker 2: Where is are your daughter?
- 16:35Speaker 1: Where are you kids? Where is?
- 16:37Speaker 2: Yes?
- 16:38Speaker 1: Yes?
- 16:38Speaker 3: And I need to know if those real titties or not,
- 16:40Speaker 3: because they're great. And if they're fake, I need to
- 16:42Speaker 3: know who did them.
- 16:44Speaker 1: I love it. If they're fake, they are very good natural. Yes,
- 16:49Speaker 1: But I mean she's let's see, let me see. I've
- 16:52Speaker 1: got her age up here, miss I. She's forty's she's haggage,
- 16:58Speaker 1: but she's had two kids, so I think I think
- 17:00Speaker 1: there's a tiny implant in there just keeping them up. Yeah, Okay, good, job. Okay,
- 17:06Speaker 1: So Mark Frasis goes and meets with some contractors. It's
- 17:10Speaker 1: like wallpaper or fabric people. Sorry, I keep messing with
- 17:13Speaker 1: my hair. If you're watching a video because of this headband,
- 17:16Speaker 1: you guys know I hate that band.
- 17:18Speaker 3: What's Here's the thing. I don't know what happened in Paris.
- 17:22Speaker 3: I don't know she got a good dicking. I don't
- 17:25Speaker 3: know Dave bought her all the things she wants. But
- 17:27Speaker 3: she actually sent me a text message that said, hey,
- 17:32Speaker 3: I bought this to wear on Sunday.
- 17:36Speaker 2: I was shook it. She just started.
- 17:38Speaker 1: I just started thinking, I really want one of those
- 17:40Speaker 1: big flower headbands.
- 17:42Speaker 2: And if you guys know her, she hates headbands.
- 17:44Speaker 1: I do. And this one doesn't hurt. This one does
- 17:46Speaker 1: not hurt at all. Like I've got over here, I've
- 17:49Speaker 1: got my fascinator, I've got my trs and those hurt.
- 17:53Speaker 1: This doesn't hurt. Comfortable straight comphy. Yeah, I walked out.
- 17:56Speaker 1: I walked around for ten minutes before somebody in my
- 17:58Speaker 1: house was like, what is on your head?
- 18:00Speaker 2: Okay? So change woman, y'all a changed woman.
- 18:05Speaker 1: So they're looking at wallpaper and fabrics and whatever for
- 18:08Speaker 1: his Italian villa we'll get some backstory about his childhood.
- 18:13Speaker 1: He was never around people his age. He's an old soul.
- 18:16Speaker 1: He has no interest in pop culture. So they asked something.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Of course, in my mind, I'm like, what do you
- 18:23Speaker 1: talk about? I mean, I know, like chairs.
- 18:26Speaker 2: People say they don't watch reality TV or they don't
- 18:28Speaker 2: have social media, Like, what do you talk about? I
- 18:32Speaker 2: don't get it.
- 18:33Speaker 1: What do you talk about with your friends? I guess
- 18:35Speaker 1: like I don't know world politics, I don't know I
- 18:38Speaker 1: mean fashion. So he does know who Beyonce is, and
- 18:43Speaker 1: he's been to her concert and was underwhelmed.
- 18:47Speaker 2: I was like, the beehobs.
- 18:52Speaker 1: Bee have's coming after you. So the producer says, you know,
- 18:56Speaker 1: you're seeing a lot as he says aloof and she's
- 18:59Speaker 1: said untouchable, and he goes, wonderful. I love that, But
- 19:05Speaker 1: it's because and he goes, it's a defense mechanism, obviously.
- 19:09Speaker 2: And it's clear that it is yes to us it
- 19:13Speaker 2: is I'm like, okay, well we get it. We don't
- 19:15Speaker 2: know the backstory, but we get it.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Yeah, all right. So Kimmy goes over to Mark Francis's
- 19:22Speaker 1: place and she's like, Darling, I think this is the
- 19:24Speaker 1: first time I've ever been here in the daylight and sober.
- 19:29Speaker 1: He goes, ooh, could I offer you some water? So
- 19:32Speaker 1: they talk about the garden party and how Martha. They say,
- 19:37Speaker 1: Martha acts different when she's around Margo, and Martha is
- 19:41Speaker 1: just too kind. They've been friends for twenty years. Margo
- 19:44Speaker 1: is not brand new and she's being Martha's being bamboozled
- 19:47Speaker 1: by Margot. They've known each other for twenty years.
- 19:50Speaker 2: This is not like, oh, here's a new girl in
- 19:52Speaker 2: the group.
- 19:52Speaker 3: Let me cozy up to her, help her out and change.
- 19:56Speaker 3: She's known Margo longer than she's known anyone else in
- 19:59Speaker 3: the g.
- 20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird that they're just like, she's like, Martha's
- 20:03Speaker 1: too kind and Margo is just using her. She's so disingenuous.
- 20:07Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think so, why would she
- 20:09Speaker 1: be using her now when she's at the lowest.
- 20:11Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yes, what is she gonna get? Bird shit?
- 20:14Speaker 2: I mean come on.
- 20:17Speaker 1: So, now Martha goes to exercise. They're doing these e
- 20:21Speaker 1: pulse workouts. You know about these, like you put the
- 20:23Speaker 1: things on, Okay, so you put this bodysuit on that
- 20:27Speaker 1: like it's like a shock, sure muscles, so you work
- 20:30Speaker 1: out for twenty minutes, but it's like you worked out
- 20:32Speaker 1: for ninety.
- 20:34Speaker 2: Yeah, I can work out for twenty for twenty slow minutes.
- 20:39Speaker 1: I think so too. So they have that here, I bet,
- 20:44Speaker 1: I'm sure they do. I've seen it places. So I
- 20:47Speaker 1: recently got a vibration plate. You just stand on it,
- 20:50Speaker 1: and yes, so I don't know if it's doing anything.
- 20:53Speaker 3: It's good for They don't work, but I'm like they
- 20:56Speaker 3: have to work because everyone has one.
- 20:58Speaker 1: Well, again, that doesn't mean it works. But I did
- 21:02Speaker 1: look it up and read like a Mayo Clinic article
- 21:05Speaker 1: from like occupational therapy standpoints, and it says it's good
- 21:08Speaker 1: for everybody. Don't come at me. I have no idea.
- 21:11Speaker 1: But it's good for bone density because of the way
- 21:14Speaker 1: that the vibration and the drainage and stuff. It's good
- 21:17Speaker 1: for people who have bone loss from cancer treatments. Anyway,
- 21:22Speaker 1: maybe something that I need it. It's good for bone density.
- 21:25Speaker 1: But they said if you have anything in you, any
- 21:27Speaker 1: pins or things like Dave's got pins in his neck
- 21:30Speaker 1: and screws and stuff like, if you have that, you
- 21:32Speaker 1: really should check with your doctor first because it's like
- 21:34Speaker 1: it's bad for that. I don't know if it would
- 21:36Speaker 1: just shake your pins out. I don't know. I didn't
- 21:38Speaker 1: find it to shake that much. But I just stand
- 21:40Speaker 1: on it for ten minutes and listen to a podcast.
- 21:43Speaker 2: Okay, so get back with us about any kind of results.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Okay, well there will be no results. But I am
- 21:49Speaker 1: trying to do like sat I am trying to do
- 21:50Speaker 1: squats while I'm on it, and then now that I'm
- 21:53Speaker 1: my body's kind of getting used to it, I am
- 21:54Speaker 1: going to try to do like planks on it, because
- 21:57Speaker 1: I say, if you do a plank on it, the
- 21:59Speaker 1: way that it's moving is using all sorts of muscles.
- 22:03Speaker 1: So if you do like a two minute plank, it's
- 22:05Speaker 1: a better word anyway, Guys, I don't know. I don't know.
- 22:08Speaker 2: So plank squats. Are you trying to look good for her?
- 22:11Speaker 1: Are you trying to look good for I'm just trying
- 22:13Speaker 1: to not look old.
- 22:15Speaker 2: I get it. I get it.
- 22:17Speaker 1: So they're doing these impulse workouts, and I was very interested.
- 22:21Speaker 1: So Martha talks about her horse, Delilah. She loved her horse, Deliah, Delilah. Delilah.
- 22:28Speaker 1: The horse had a daughter named Daphne. But when Daphny
- 22:32Speaker 1: it came time to train her. She didn't have the funds,
- 22:35Speaker 1: so Daphne, even though she still owns Daphne, it seems
- 22:39Speaker 1: Daphne is alone to her friend because she didn't have
- 22:41Speaker 1: the means to keep her and train her. And she
- 22:44Speaker 1: says Daphne is a reminder of the life she no
- 22:47Speaker 1: longer has and all of her feelings.
- 22:50Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. It made me very sad too.
- 22:52Speaker 1: I tell you what.
- 22:53Speaker 2: From the Martha that we saw on the first two episodes,
- 22:58Speaker 2: she has evolved so much, like she has just like
- 23:03Speaker 2: stripped herself down. Raw.
- 23:05Speaker 3: I mean, we still need to let go of the
- 23:07Speaker 3: Swans rollers, but that yeah, sat by step. But she's
- 23:10Speaker 3: such a badass and like I feel like she's a
- 23:14Speaker 3: realist person on the show.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I love her And if you just look her up,
- 23:19Speaker 1: I mean she you'll see the pictures of her side
- 23:22Speaker 1: saddle and she was like the top side saddle jumper
- 23:25Speaker 1: in England. Like I mean, yeah, I mean she's like legit,
- 23:28Speaker 1: you know, yeah, she really is.
- 23:30Speaker 2: She just had a bad run.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Yeah. So now we go to Margo and the kids.
- 23:36Speaker 1: That's Charlie and Jackson, age thirteen and fifteen, celebrating the
- 23:40Speaker 1: fourth of July with her husband, whose name I can't remember. Jacques,
- 23:44Speaker 1: that's right, Jock. Yeah, Della. The baby is one, and
- 23:49Speaker 1: she is.
- 23:50Speaker 2: So so funny and cute. She's full of personality too.
- 23:53Speaker 1: I like her so cute. And she says, you know,
- 23:57Speaker 1: I do find it strange that I'm in this traditional marriage.
- 24:00Speaker 1: They talk about what the fourth of July means, and
- 24:02Speaker 1: it's so funny because the kids are like, when we
- 24:04Speaker 1: were freed from Abraham Lincoln got the slaves, and she's like, okay, yes, no,
- 24:09Speaker 1: all those things so funny. And they're like and they're like, no,
- 24:13Speaker 1: it's when we got free. And she's like, from who
- 24:16Speaker 1: That's hilarious And it's just she should have.
- 24:18Speaker 2: Been like, where are we where? They didn't get it.
- 24:22Speaker 2: I don't know what school they went to.
- 24:24Speaker 3: I'm sure it was a very expensive school, but they
- 24:26Speaker 3: may need a refresher course and just American history so funny.
- 24:31Speaker 1: So and then talk about that.
- 24:32Speaker 2: Okay.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Now Micah calls her husband Marco, who of course is
- 24:37Speaker 1: out of town. Ben and Ronnie's take is that he
- 24:39Speaker 1: hates her and that he's never coming back home.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Maybe he just doesn't want to be on the show.
- 24:44Speaker 3: You know how we get sometimes we get oh God,
- 24:47Speaker 3: you called, now, I gotta sneeze. So you know how,
- 24:50Speaker 3: sometimes we'll get like a guy the husband on the show,
- 24:53Speaker 3: and we all swear he doesn't like his wife because
- 24:55Speaker 3: of how he is. Well in reality, he just doesn't
- 24:59Speaker 3: like having the camera in his face and doesn't want
- 25:01Speaker 3: to be on the show, which could be the case
- 25:04Speaker 3: with Micah. However, can you imagine living with Micah?
- 25:09Speaker 1: But later we see her family birthday celebration and he's there.
- 25:14Speaker 2: There's a cameras.
- 25:16Speaker 1: I think, well, it was filmed, so obviously there were cameras.
- 25:19Speaker 1: So I think he has said I will film if
- 25:23Speaker 1: it's something at home, but I will not film in
- 25:26Speaker 1: a group like I think he does not want to
- 25:28Speaker 1: be in a group if two people are going to
- 25:31Speaker 1: argue or anything like that. So I think he's like,
- 25:34Speaker 1: I will film at home, and maybe and maybe Marco's
- 25:38Speaker 1: husband is the same. I'll film at our home, but
- 25:41Speaker 1: I'm not going to an event where people are going
- 25:43Speaker 1: to be fighting.
- 25:44Speaker 2: Which, you know what, good for them. They're not part
- 25:47Speaker 2: of the cast, right, They don't want to be part
- 25:49Speaker 2: of the drama.
- 25:50Speaker 1: And they don't want it to look bad for them professionally.
- 25:53Speaker 2: If they're professionally yeah and smart.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that. I think that's what's going on here.
- 25:58Speaker 1: But it's so funny Ben and Ronnie. Every time they
- 26:00Speaker 1: do anything with them, they're like, yes, darling, I'm out
- 26:03Speaker 1: of town.
- 26:03Speaker 2: Uh huh.
- 26:03Speaker 1: And they make it like she doesn't know that everybody
- 26:06Speaker 1: hates her and he's ever coming back.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Girlfriend, just pipe down for a minute, and it's this
- 26:11Speaker 2: phone call. I'm on she's on camera. Wait, just wait,
- 26:15Speaker 2: But yeah, I think it's the whole camera thing.
- 26:17Speaker 1: I think it is because we did see him there
- 26:19Speaker 1: at her birthday celebration on her actual birthday. But she's
- 26:23Speaker 1: doing this polo match, you know, for the group for
- 26:25Speaker 1: the show for her birthday. She says she and her
- 26:28Speaker 1: husband both love polo. They even got engaged on a
- 26:30Speaker 1: polo field. It's like just a rich person situation.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 26:35Speaker 1: So everyone goes to the polo field for this event, right,
- 26:37Speaker 1: So some people are going to get to take a
- 26:39Speaker 1: lesson where other people are just gonna watch. Emma's there
- 26:43Speaker 1: and everyone is like, oh gosh, Emma, like, we're so
- 26:46Speaker 1: glad you know you're there now. Mark Francis arrives, Lattie arrives.
- 26:51Speaker 1: She's wearing Joshua's suit, which was funny. But let me
- 26:54Speaker 1: tell you what. Listen. We can think that Mark Bruce
- 26:59Speaker 1: is the more are both wrong, but this ship was
- 27:03Speaker 1: funny and it is this.
- 27:04Speaker 2: Did everyone know Mark is friends of Emma?
- 27:06Speaker 1: Did you know Marc's friends of Emma?
- 27:08Speaker 2: Mark and Emma they're friends.
- 27:11Speaker 1: It's so funny.
- 27:15Speaker 2: I don't know why he has to remind us that
- 27:17Speaker 2: their friends, Like everyone knows. I mean, you were in
- 27:19Speaker 2: her wedding. We get it, you y'all are friends.
- 27:23Speaker 1: He just he just goes way over the top every
- 27:26Speaker 1: time she comes in versus now he also really really
- 27:29Speaker 1: kisses up to Kimmy a lot or she's just or
- 27:33Speaker 1: just his drinking buddy, and.
- 27:35Speaker 2: They cost down each other's bullshit too.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I've been in Ronnie too, And I'm not
- 27:40Speaker 1: trying to promote another podcast. God knows. Please just listen here.
- 27:43Speaker 1: But they are, you know, they're they are impressionists and
- 27:46Speaker 1: then imitating Kenny like.
- 27:48Speaker 2: Why a lot?
- 27:49Speaker 1: Or with her mouth and so funny.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Sometimes I'm like, Kimmy, k you please pick an accent
- 27:54Speaker 3: because it's going all over the It's it's international at
- 27:58Speaker 3: this point.
- 27:59Speaker 1: And it's also so many extra mouth, the movements for
- 28:02Speaker 1: each word in like whoa what?
- 28:06Speaker 2: I don't know about you.
- 28:06Speaker 3: But whenever someone, like on a show, someone has a
- 28:09Speaker 3: birthday party, I always take note of who brought a gift?
- 28:14Speaker 1: Yeah you better everybody.
- 28:17Speaker 2: Everyone did. Yeah everyone didn't bring a.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Gift that Michael would say, that's rude.
- 28:24Speaker 2: That's not good etiquette at all. Nope.
- 28:27Speaker 1: So okay. You know, Kimmia arrives in her flower crown
- 28:32Speaker 1: which is why we are in our flower crowns today,
- 28:35Speaker 1: and I can't remember who Mark Raceis is talking to.
- 28:40Speaker 1: Maybe it's Kimmy, No, maybe it's Kimy, or maybe it's Missy.
- 28:43Speaker 1: But he says, I have a way of blocking out
- 28:46Speaker 1: irrelevant things. And when Margo doesn't understand is that she's
- 28:49Speaker 1: not interesting to me, and maybe that's what bothers her.
- 28:53Speaker 2: So he that that that's a dig. That's now, that
- 28:58Speaker 2: is that's it's It's most definitely not nice. And it
- 29:01Speaker 2: wasn't necessary to say either. I mean, they could just
- 29:05Speaker 2: not like each other.
- 29:07Speaker 1: It's fine. Housewives do it all the time all the time.
- 29:11Speaker 1: So miss A is looking at the polo players and
- 29:15Speaker 1: Kimmy goes, no, darling, you have to date the person
- 29:17Speaker 1: who owns the pology you can't date they are so broke, darling,
- 29:21Speaker 1: and Missy's like, we're trying to ruin my fun. Like
- 29:23Speaker 1: I'm here thinking I could find a date. She's like, no, darling,
- 29:26Speaker 1: they are hot, but they're poor.
- 29:28Speaker 2: We see all this anyway, it doesn't matter.
- 29:32Speaker 1: But we see on the screen that a polo player
- 29:35Speaker 1: will make up to one million dollars a year, and
- 29:37Speaker 1: in Kimmy's mind, that's poor, that's poor, that's far. So Mark,
- 29:43Speaker 1: Frances and Emma are talking. He's like trying to bid
- 29:45Speaker 1: on some chairs or something, and he's saying, that's how
- 29:47Speaker 1: he's distracting himself by buying chairs. And he said his
- 29:51Speaker 1: dad is in hospital, and he says, as an only child,
- 29:55Speaker 1: there's not much he can do. He's trying very hard.
- 29:58Speaker 1: All he can do is offer comfort, which his father
- 30:01Speaker 1: will not accept.
- 30:02Speaker 3: So that may made me think about the comment that
- 30:06Speaker 3: Margo made saying that what was it?
- 30:09Speaker 2: What was it? She said he was disowned or.
- 30:12Speaker 1: His family had disowned him.
- 30:15Speaker 2: So maybe there's a little bit more to that story.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Because here's the thing.
- 30:19Speaker 3: You're you're dying, you only have one child. That's usually
- 30:23Speaker 3: when someone's like, you know what, that's from one child.
- 30:26Speaker 3: I want my kid here, but the fact that his
- 30:28Speaker 3: dad is still pushing him away.
- 30:31Speaker 1: And he's been very successful. It's not like he was
- 30:34Speaker 1: a street urchin like Martha or anything.
- 30:36Speaker 2: You know.
- 30:36Speaker 1: He's yeah, did you.
- 30:38Speaker 2: Just call that woman a street urchin?
- 30:40Speaker 1: I said she had been a street urchin?
- 30:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never heard that before.
- 30:44Speaker 1: Oh, it's like it's a very old and olden days
- 30:49Speaker 1: kind of a phrase, like a little like you know,
- 30:51Speaker 1: from the Oliver Twists, like Charles Dickens, like PLESU can
- 30:54Speaker 1: I have some money like this little dirty faced Brindish
- 30:57Speaker 1: children in the street.
- 30:58Speaker 2: You know? So I learned just like I taught you Bengtail.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'll never education all the time. And I'd
- 31:06Speaker 1: already forgotten that. Okay. So Martha, Micah, Margot and miss
- 31:13Speaker 1: Eh all ride the horses for the polo lessons, and
- 31:18Speaker 1: Emma is asking Mark Francis like, listen, I heard you
- 31:22Speaker 1: ruffled some feathers. I wasn't there, like I want to
- 31:24Speaker 1: hear what happened. And I'm talking to to Emma goes,
- 31:27Speaker 1: I don't understand why anybody would get mad about Mark
- 31:30Speaker 1: France is making fun of clothes. He makes fun of
- 31:32Speaker 1: my clothes all the time. Sometimes I wear things specifically
- 31:34Speaker 1: because I know it will irritate him.
- 31:37Speaker 2: So, you guy doesn't like what you wear.
- 31:38Speaker 1: But you've been friends for a very long time and
- 31:41Speaker 1: that and that's and that's your relationship. But he doesn't
- 31:45Speaker 1: know her, and to be just constantly making fun Again,
- 31:47Speaker 1: like you said, they're both wrong, they're both wrong.
- 31:51Speaker 2: Yeah, truth to be told, Margot does dress quite horribly.
- 32:00Speaker 1: She doesn't always have the best style. And when you
- 32:05Speaker 1: are there, when you are in Europe, you do need
- 32:08Speaker 1: to dress like the Europeans. If you go to Hawaii,
- 32:12Speaker 1: you can dress like the Hawaiians. You know, you just
- 32:15Speaker 1: kind of have to assimilate to where you are.
- 32:18Speaker 3: But on the flip side, Missy does not dress like
- 32:21Speaker 3: she's in England, but she's still within style. Margo doesn't
- 32:26Speaker 3: dress in style at all.
- 32:28Speaker 1: I guess that's right because miss how Yeah, miss A
- 32:31Speaker 1: does just sort of be like, I don't care if
- 32:34Speaker 1: my tits are out, but at least her outfit's nice.
- 32:35Speaker 3: Her outfits look really good. Margo just doesn't have very
- 32:38Speaker 3: good taste when it comes to clothes.
- 32:41Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, she does need a little help. So
- 32:45Speaker 1: in the talking head, Lottie goes, I don't understand, like
- 32:47Speaker 1: as Mark France is some sort of fashion guru, Like
- 32:50Speaker 1: why do we care what he thinks?
- 32:52Speaker 2: So she's a person who should be talking about people's
- 32:54Speaker 2: fashions like her husband.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a designer and she's a style Yeah, so she's.
- 33:00Speaker 2: Not talking about how bad you look. I wouldn't really
- 33:02Speaker 2: worry about it.
- 33:03Speaker 1: And Lottie says Marco has the right to wear what
- 33:05Speaker 1: she wants without hearing bitchy comments like who cares Mark price?
- 33:10Speaker 1: It says to the group, I don't think she'll make
- 33:13Speaker 1: it in London. She's far better suited to Los Angeles.
- 33:16Speaker 1: So that is bitchy. That is mean it is it is.
- 33:20Speaker 2: It's not elitist.
- 33:22Speaker 1: What it is?
- 33:24Speaker 2: What is a word for, like say you're not worthy
- 33:26Speaker 2: to be in English? What is it? And it's something
- 33:28Speaker 2: that it's a word about countries, like you're not as good.
- 33:31Speaker 3: As this country can xenophobia that's kind of what it is.
- 33:35Speaker 3: It's kind of like you're too American to be here
- 33:37Speaker 3: or whatever. H Yeah, I mean she she dresses bad
- 33:41Speaker 3: for America too.
- 33:43Speaker 1: We don't claim it, Okay, So we see Martha riding
- 33:47Speaker 1: the horse, and everybody is so happy for her because
- 33:49Speaker 1: it's been so many years since she was on a horse.
- 33:51Speaker 1: It was such a big part of her life. And
- 33:54Speaker 1: she sees Kimmy and she's like, it was so amazing.
- 33:56Speaker 1: It was so amazing. She was, I'm just feeling better
- 33:59Speaker 1: and stronger, and I feel like I'm getting back to Martha.
- 34:03Speaker 1: And she tells Kimmy, I've got to go see Daphne,
- 34:05Speaker 1: and Kimmy says, you should. She says, but then I'll
- 34:07Speaker 1: be I'll have to leave her and that would be
- 34:09Speaker 1: so sad. And Kimmy goes, but that's okay, Like that
- 34:13Speaker 1: is life. You have beautiful moments. You have set like,
- 34:15Speaker 1: let's embrace this beautiful moment. Which was nice. It was nice.
- 34:18Speaker 2: Kimmy was great during this scene, very understanding with Martha.
- 34:23Speaker 2: And then the next episode she goes right back to
- 34:26Speaker 2: being Kimmy.
- 34:27Speaker 1: She gets a little drunk and a little bitchy. So
- 34:31Speaker 1: Micah is walking around talking to everyone. It never takes
- 34:33Speaker 1: her helmet off. It was hilarious.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Was the first thing I would take off, like, oh.
- 34:38Speaker 1: Everybody else was like, oh my god, sweaty, you know,
- 34:41Speaker 1: but I think Micah has a real concern with what
- 34:45Speaker 1: her hair looks like at all times.
- 34:47Speaker 3: So I was about to say that she probably did
- 34:49Speaker 3: not want to take that helmet off because her hair sweat.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Yeah, probably got curly or wavy and she was going
- 34:56Speaker 2: to be a little bit of a birs thiss. So
- 34:58Speaker 2: she just kept it on.
- 34:59Speaker 1: Yeah, she does take it off later, So I wonder
- 35:01Speaker 1: if she like went in the bathroom, got it smoothed,
- 35:03Speaker 1: you know. Maybe, Yeah, she didn't want to take it
- 35:06Speaker 1: off on camera. She didn't know what was happening under there.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Miss I talks to Mark Francis and is like, why
- 35:13Speaker 1: do you say things behind Margo's back and then the
- 35:15Speaker 1: opposite to her face. He says, Darling, I'm glad to
- 35:18Speaker 1: say nothing to her at all. She's of no consequence
- 35:21Speaker 1: to me. He says everyone. He says, everyone is making
- 35:24Speaker 1: this out bigger than it is, and Missy says she cried,
- 35:29Speaker 1: and he goes, remember, Darling, she's an actress. She does
- 35:32Speaker 1: not feel bullied. She'll get over it. This is not important.
- 35:36Speaker 2: I kind of sort of agree with him, because when
- 35:40Speaker 2: she did cry, it didn't seem all that sincere. He
- 35:45Speaker 2: didn't last it was performative at attention.
- 35:49Speaker 3: Seeking, and as a person who cries a lot, I
- 35:53Speaker 3: can tell with something she just thought, I'm like, oh,
- 35:55Speaker 3: that cry didn't come from the heart.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Right, if you ever saw me cry, you would know
- 36:00Speaker 1: something's rude. I don't know that you can it's in there,
- 36:04Speaker 1: but okay, yeah, I.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Don't ever want to see it, because that's something has
- 36:08Speaker 2: to be majorly fucking wrong if you cry.
- 36:11Speaker 1: I don't even think I cried when I had my
- 36:13Speaker 1: abdominal aneurism. I was screaming in pain, but I don't
- 36:16Speaker 1: think I ever cried. I think I cried towards the
- 36:20Speaker 1: end of the hospital.
- 36:20Speaker 2: Stay because I was just like exhausted.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Exhausted and like what the fuck is going on? Like,
- 36:27Speaker 1: you know, when I was kind of like a little
- 36:28Speaker 1: more clearheaded than I was, like, Yeah, why am I
- 36:31Speaker 1: in this hospital? Yeah? Like frustrated, you.
- 36:34Speaker 2: Know, yeah, you're ready to go home too. Yeah. But also.
- 36:40Speaker 1: To say, I also wanted to stay in the hospital,
- 36:42Speaker 1: like because I was like, oh, maybe this is where
- 36:44Speaker 1: I live now, right, I'm.
- 36:46Speaker 3: Glad you don't live there anymore. I'm glad you broke
- 36:48Speaker 3: free because this would be like kind of awkward. Recording
- 36:51Speaker 3: a podcast and a nurse coming in every five minutes.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Just miss Gilbert, ye, yes, just change your beeep okay.
- 36:59Speaker 1: So so Markriss tells us he was bullied the first
- 37:02Speaker 1: twenty years of his life, and someone making a comment
- 37:06Speaker 1: about your clothes, it's not bullying. It's unkind at the worst.
- 37:12Speaker 1: I agree with that. However, he is anythings like she
- 37:15Speaker 1: belongs in Los Angeles and she's of no consequence to me.
- 37:20Speaker 1: You know, he is saying unkind things in addition to
- 37:24Speaker 1: making fun of her clothes.
- 37:26Speaker 2: And here's the thing about it is that she has
- 37:29Speaker 2: not really done anything to warrant any of this. What
- 37:34Speaker 2: has she really done?
- 37:35Speaker 1: All it is is that somebody told him at his
- 37:38Speaker 1: garden party that she has changed since she got like
- 37:41Speaker 1: rich with this rich husband, and now she's very Snooty's okay,
- 37:46Speaker 1: well so now.
- 37:46Speaker 3: Snooty, So now he doesn't like her. It's it's really
- 37:50Speaker 3: silly because she has not done anything. I don't know
- 37:53Speaker 3: if it's the Martha in the Middle kind of situation
- 37:56Speaker 3: about it all.
- 37:57Speaker 2: I think it has a little bit.
- 37:58Speaker 3: If you notice, he really did start getting onto Margo
- 38:01Speaker 3: until Kimmy and Margot got into it.
- 38:03Speaker 1: Well, that's what I'm wondering if it has to do
- 38:05Speaker 1: with the Kimmy thing where Margo told Missy what Kimmy
- 38:10Speaker 1: said in the car about like it's not a Zob story.
- 38:13Speaker 1: She's like, well, her brother died, so it is a
- 38:15Speaker 1: stop story.
- 38:16Speaker 3: And remember when they had the little painting thing, when
- 38:18Speaker 3: they were getting into it, he really did not want
- 38:20Speaker 3: to be involved. But then all of a sudden, we
- 38:23Speaker 3: go to the next episode, and I think Kimmy's kind
- 38:25Speaker 3: of been in.
- 38:25Speaker 2: His ear a little bit. Yeah, he's her personality kind
- 38:28Speaker 2: of changed.
- 38:29Speaker 1: Because when they sat there at Emma's London flat and
- 38:33Speaker 1: they were talking and they were just going in on Margo,
- 38:36Speaker 1: and Mark's like, please stop, like that's my friend, you know.
- 38:39Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's it's Kimmy's.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Kimmy's got Kimmy's gotten over so he should too.
- 38:46Speaker 2: I agree.
- 38:47Speaker 3: Yeah, well, well it's becoming mean and I think every
- 38:50Speaker 3: you could tell everyone around them is quite exhausted of
- 38:53Speaker 3: hearing about it.
- 38:54Speaker 1: They're over it.
- 38:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:55Speaker 1: Yeah, So Lottie and Margo talk and Margo does another
- 39:03Speaker 1: Mark Phrasis impression was like, and then she calls him
- 39:06Speaker 1: mister Burns, which who is is that that? Who is
- 39:11Speaker 1: that Okay, let me. I'm gonna pull it up for
- 39:13Speaker 1: you because I.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Really think I know who it is, but I'm not
- 39:16Speaker 3: one hundred percent sure if I have the right person,
- 39:18Speaker 3: because when she did the walk thing.
- 39:21Speaker 1: Yeah, let me do uh, let me do. Share my
- 39:24Speaker 1: screen here, okay, share my screen, share a screen. Okay.
- 39:30Speaker 2: And it's not that she says about Mark actually really
- 39:33Speaker 2: is funny.
- 39:34Speaker 1: Yes, okay, this is mister Burns. Oh well, okay, that's
- 39:38Speaker 1: an ad for celebrity cruises. So, oh my god, okay,
- 39:45Speaker 1: that's mister Burns, oh from the Simpsons. From the Simpsons. Yes, yes, okay,
- 39:53Speaker 1: believe it to me to share my screen and ad
- 39:55Speaker 1: for celebrity cruises pops up? Okay, of course you would
- 39:59Speaker 1: be looking at me. I wasn't he popped up?
- 40:01Speaker 4: Okay, all right, So days she sees something else she wants, Okay, anyway,
- 40:11Speaker 4: she's called him mister Burns, which is funny because I'm dulling.
- 40:14Speaker 1: Yeah, which, now that's unkind because in Prince mister Burns
- 40:18Speaker 1: is the decrepit old rich man you know, with bald
- 40:21Speaker 1: and it looks nothing like him. And you know, so
- 40:25Speaker 1: Lottie says, well, I thought she didn't give a shit,
- 40:27Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't, and she goes, if you
- 40:29Speaker 1: don't give a shit, then you need to stop giving
- 40:31Speaker 1: it attention because the more you're doing this, the more
- 40:33Speaker 1: he's doing that. And that's a great point yep, neither
- 40:36Speaker 1: one of them has stopped. Micah has finally taken her
- 40:39Speaker 1: hat off, and they bring out the cake. They do
- 40:42Speaker 1: cheers to the birthday girl, and Emma says, now that
- 40:45Speaker 1: we've done the cheers is back to me. I like,
- 40:49Speaker 1: this is MICA's birthday party. I'd like to extend an
- 40:51Speaker 1: invitation to everyone to come to Long Lead. No, okay, right,
- 40:56Speaker 1: all right, So that's it. That's episode one. So now
- 41:01Speaker 1: we're going to episode two. I'm just making a little
- 41:03Speaker 1: note here. Episode two, Episode eight, Episode eight, Season four,
- 41:08Speaker 1: episode eight. This is called bad Manners. Okay, So we
- 41:14Speaker 1: see them all getting in their cars to go to
- 41:17Speaker 1: Long Lead. Long Lead is one hundred and sixty kilometers
- 41:20Speaker 1: from London, Keisha, that is ninety nine miles.
- 41:24Speaker 2: Thank you, Mary Kaine. You knew you knew.
- 41:27Speaker 1: I didn't know, No, and I didn't.
- 41:30Speaker 2: You didn't know either.
- 41:31Speaker 1: No, I didn't know. So I would say ninety nine
- 41:34Speaker 1: miles could be about depending on traffic two two and
- 41:37Speaker 1: a half hours.
- 41:39Speaker 2: Colod, guys, we counted without using our fingers. You know.
- 41:43Speaker 3: Usually we get on our fingers and we're grab a
- 41:46Speaker 3: avacus and a calculator to figure things out.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Get over to the Plafs house and get out of Abacussy.
- 41:51Speaker 4: Right.
- 41:53Speaker 1: So Emma is getting the seven cottages on the grounds.
- 41:57Speaker 1: She said there are seven cottages of the ground. She's
- 41:59Speaker 1: getting them ready for her guest. Now only three of
- 42:01Speaker 1: the cottages are used. So I'm wondering if like the
- 42:04Speaker 1: other three year production. But she doesn't say me, but
- 42:07Speaker 1: she does say that anything you do it longleak, to
- 42:09Speaker 1: prepare for having your private guest has to be done
- 42:12Speaker 1: in lockstep with what is going on because it is open.
- 42:15Speaker 1: I think it is open like three hundred and sixty
- 42:17Speaker 1: four days a year.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Yeah, mm hmm.
- 42:20Speaker 1: So she says they're gonna she's talking to someone that
- 42:23Speaker 1: works there and she says, we're gonna do a boat
- 42:25Speaker 1: tour and then we'll do the Safari and we'll have
- 42:28Speaker 1: tea and the orangerie. Do you know what an orangerie is?
- 42:33Speaker 2: No?
- 42:34Speaker 1: Okay, I mean now, because I was just in France
- 42:38Speaker 1: and I know there's the muset de aingerie, which is
- 42:40Speaker 1: spelled differently, and I know what that looks like. And
- 42:43Speaker 1: then I know what this building looks like with all
- 42:45Speaker 1: the glass and everything. I was like, okay, it has
- 42:48Speaker 1: to be some kind of a greenhouse. Okay, but why
- 42:51Speaker 1: is it called angerie? And I'll tell you why I
- 42:54Speaker 1: looked it up. Okay, there's as some have to do
- 42:57Speaker 1: with oranges, well kind of and Orangerie in England is
- 43:01Speaker 1: a traditional luxurious brick or stone building featuring large south
- 43:06Speaker 1: facing windows and a glass roof lantern. So the whole
- 43:10Speaker 1: ceiling is glass as well.
- 43:11Speaker 2: Oh wow.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Designed in the seventeenth century to protect citrus trees during
- 43:16Speaker 1: the winter.
- 43:18Speaker 2: It makes sense.
- 43:18Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, no, I guess so in the seventeenth
- 43:21Speaker 1: century they would bring the trees in and they could
- 43:24Speaker 1: still have the light that they'd be protected from the cold.
- 43:27Speaker 2: That's great. I don't know how it feels about being
- 43:29Speaker 2: in a room and the ceiling was all glass.
- 43:32Speaker 1: The whole thing is glass. It's incredible.
- 43:35Speaker 2: My anxiety would be on tin what It's.
- 43:38Speaker 1: Been there a long time, so you know, they have
- 43:43Speaker 1: been modernized as popular home extensions. They bridge the gap
- 43:46Speaker 1: between a room and a conservatory often used as bright,
- 43:50Speaker 1: stylish living spaces, dining areas, or high end restaurants. Okay, okay,
- 43:55Speaker 1: all right, learn something.
- 43:57Speaker 2: Don't say you never learned anything from listening to Pink Shape.
- 44:00Speaker 1: You learn so much, so much. So, miss A, Margo
- 44:04Speaker 1: and Martha are in one car, the three. Then Mark Francis, Micah,
- 44:10Speaker 1: Lottie and Kimmy are in another car. Mm hm so
- 44:14Speaker 1: and Micah has been put in charge of it. Who
- 44:16Speaker 1: goes in what car?
- 44:17Speaker 2: So?
- 44:17Speaker 3: Have you noticed that Micah is kind of always putting
- 44:20Speaker 3: herself not in the group with Margo.
- 44:23Speaker 1: Well, she's like, you know, I'm neutral, so I can
- 44:26Speaker 1: go with not everybody can go with Margo, you know.
- 44:29Speaker 1: So in Mark Francis car, which is Mark Francis, Michael, Lotti, Kimmy,
- 44:36Speaker 1: he says Margo should get over it or dress better.
- 44:41Speaker 1: And they're talking about right, that's correct. We think both
- 44:46Speaker 1: things are true here, and he's telling the girls he says,
- 44:50Speaker 1: you know, most compliments are not true. When you see someone,
- 44:53Speaker 1: you say, darling, you look ravishing, your clothes are amazing,
- 44:56Speaker 1: You've never looked better. And someone says it to me
- 44:59Speaker 1: and makes my day, whether it's true or not.
- 45:01Speaker 3: And I don't care, right, Okay, that's a good That
- 45:06Speaker 3: is a good way to look at it, because you
- 45:07Speaker 3: know what, sometimes you hear someone compliment someone and you
- 45:10Speaker 3: know they're not telling the.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Truth, but in your head, you said, but that was
- 45:13Speaker 2: really nice, that was nice.
- 45:15Speaker 1: That was nice, and he and then he used to
- 45:17Speaker 1: just you know, maybe she doesn't get British humor. When
- 45:20Speaker 1: we're joking and we see lott of she's been.
- 45:23Speaker 2: There, she's not. This is not her first time being there.
- 45:26Speaker 2: She her career has been there.
- 45:28Speaker 1: She lived there for over twenty years.
- 45:30Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think she gets it.
- 45:32Speaker 1: Yeah, So we see Lottie and Micah in the Talking
- 45:35Speaker 1: Head talking about the British sense of humor, and this
- 45:37Speaker 1: is where Ben and Ronnie we're talking about Micah and
- 45:40Speaker 1: Micah going. You know when I lived here, when I
- 45:42Speaker 1: first moved here, I didn't get it, like are they joking?
- 45:45Speaker 1: Do they really hate me? Did they really mean it
- 45:47Speaker 1: when they told me not to come to their house?
- 45:48Speaker 1: And did they did my husband really mean it when
- 45:50Speaker 1: he said he's ever coming home?
- 45:51Speaker 2: It's just Fritish.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Or Mike.
- 45:54Speaker 2: She's so, she's grown on me a lot. She's very sweet,
- 45:58Speaker 2: she's very and I think it's pretty genuine, which is
- 46:01Speaker 2: very odd for reality TV.
- 46:03Speaker 1: I think so, you know, so Mark Franstance says, if
- 46:07Speaker 1: someone makes a jab at you and you're smart, you
- 46:10Speaker 1: just move with it. If you get offended, then it's
- 46:13Speaker 1: going to get worse.
- 46:15Speaker 2: That's what bullies do, right, I.
- 46:17Speaker 1: Mean, I'm gonna poke you, and if you take it, well,
- 46:22Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep poking you because now I'm because now
- 46:24Speaker 1: I know it upsets you.
- 46:26Speaker 3: He's not making himself look any better the more that
- 46:28Speaker 3: he talks. I mean, because that is exactly what bullies do.
- 46:31Speaker 1: And Kimmy goes, yeah, if someone insults you, you just
- 46:34Speaker 1: laugh it off and they won't insult you again. And
- 46:36Speaker 1: Mark Francis goes right, or you should come back with
- 46:39Speaker 1: something sharper and smarter.
- 46:42Speaker 2: Well, some people can't do that.
- 46:43Speaker 1: Some people don't have that.
- 46:45Speaker 3: They don't they don't have a good snap back. They
- 46:47Speaker 3: just they don't. I mean, look, we've got pretty thick skin.
- 46:52Speaker 2: But even now then someone says something about us and
- 46:54Speaker 2: we're like, what that person says? I know of the
- 46:56Speaker 2: time we're just like what the fuck ever? You know
- 46:58Speaker 2: what I mean? But what's someone just keeps to digging, digging, digging, digging,
- 47:03Speaker 2: But I mean that's.
- 47:04Speaker 1: The whole thing. He says. If you get offended, it's
- 47:06Speaker 1: gonna get worse for you. And Kimmy goes, that's right,
- 47:08Speaker 1: you just blow it off or say something funny back,
- 47:10Speaker 1: and he's like, or if you're not as clever as me,
- 47:12Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it worse for you. So he is
- 47:15Speaker 1: that is really the definition of bullying, bullying and picking
- 47:19Speaker 1: on her.
- 47:19Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It's a lot these two.
- 47:23Speaker 1: So Lottie says, listen, I understand you, and I understand
- 47:26Speaker 1: what you're saying, and I understand British humor. I understand
- 47:29Speaker 1: what you're doing. I think you're hilarious. But I think
- 47:31Speaker 1: maybe she just doesn't get it.
- 47:35Speaker 2: So Mark, he's not funny though when he does it.
- 47:39Speaker 1: No, And he and Kimmy are literally like the two
- 47:43Speaker 1: like the he and Kimmy and what. I think someone
- 47:47Speaker 1: had said earlier that Martha and Kimmy were like this,
- 47:49Speaker 1: but I think Mark Fran says and Kimmy are like
- 47:52Speaker 1: the two old people. The two guys sit in the
- 47:54Speaker 1: balcony at the moment and make lot of people, but
- 47:57Speaker 1: they're drunk doing it.
- 47:59Speaker 2: Bex is exactly what they do.
- 48:01Speaker 1: They're always like Darling more Champagne, well the elephant was
- 48:05Speaker 1: it is?
- 48:06Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's exactly what they do. But here in
- 48:09Speaker 2: this case, they keep doing it to the same person.
- 48:12Speaker 2: Yeah right, they're not taking turns. They're not not going
- 48:14Speaker 2: it's your turn, is your turn? Is your turn? It's
- 48:16Speaker 2: all directed towards one person.
- 48:18Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing we've ever heard them really
- 48:20Speaker 1: make fun of at all that they made fun of
- 48:24Speaker 1: what's Missy all the m's Missy's boob being out, but
- 48:27Speaker 1: she was making fun of it too. She's like, well,
- 48:28Speaker 1: I just love my boobs, you know, cause.
- 48:30Speaker 2: She that's kind of like how we do. If someone
- 48:32Speaker 2: says nothing, we're kind of like, well, it's kind of true,
- 48:34Speaker 2: but I don't give a fuck. You know, her titties
- 48:36Speaker 2: are always out, but they don't go on and on
- 48:39Speaker 2: and on and on, and I don't get it at
- 48:42Speaker 2: this point any I don't know who should do what.
- 48:45Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's really okay. So Mark, Frances and Kimmy
- 48:49Speaker 1: are saying, of course they've been to long late many times.
- 48:52Speaker 1: They both were at Emma's wedding. Kimmy, of course knew
- 48:55Speaker 1: Emma's husband before and they and Emma says, oh, Mark
- 48:58Speaker 1: Francis and Kimmy have been to big life event, you know,
- 49:01Speaker 1: my children's christenings like everything.
- 49:03Speaker 3: So well, Kimmy doesn't go on and on about it
- 49:06Speaker 3: like Mark Francis says, no, no, she don't give a shit.
- 49:10Speaker 1: So in Margo's car she is telling them. She goes,
- 49:13Speaker 1: you know, when I was taking the poll of us
- 49:15Speaker 1: and I could hear them talking behind my back and
- 49:18Speaker 1: laughing at me while I'm out there doing pole. I
- 49:21Speaker 1: do feel bullied. And Martha says, listen, you need to
- 49:24Speaker 1: de escalate it. Just don't respond to the nastiness by
- 49:28Speaker 1: being nasty. And Martha says, I'm concerned that you and
- 49:32Speaker 1: Mark friends is are actually too similar and that's why
- 49:34Speaker 1: it's never going to work out. It's going to be bad,
- 49:37Speaker 1: which is pretty true because they both are a dog
- 49:40Speaker 1: with a bone that won't let it go, you know exactly.
- 49:44Speaker 1: So we enter long lead. Holy shit, I know, I
- 49:48Speaker 1: was like, man.
- 49:49Speaker 2: Was I born into the wrong family? Well?
- 49:52Speaker 1: Yeah, we see the drone shots of the entire property,
- 49:56Speaker 1: and what we saw did not even include the Safari park.
- 49:58Speaker 1: It was only the property itself with the cabins and
- 50:02Speaker 1: the cottages and this stuff incredible. So Lottie says, oh
- 50:08Speaker 1: my god, I haven't been here since I was a child.
- 50:10Speaker 1: This is another thing that Ben and Ronnie pointed out.
- 50:13Speaker 1: Lottie grew up very very middle class.
- 50:15Speaker 2: Yep.
- 50:16Speaker 1: And you can imagine she went to this place and
- 50:19Speaker 1: went on a tour as a child, like you would
- 50:21Speaker 1: go to Disney World or something, or maybe even like
- 50:25Speaker 1: with a school.
- 50:25Speaker 2: Tour, class full field trip. Yeah, and now she's there
- 50:29Speaker 2: as like a guest, and she is the most normal person. Yeah,
- 50:34Speaker 2: despite all the pants suits right on the show. She
- 50:38Speaker 2: just kind of gets it because.
- 50:39Speaker 3: She's been middle class and then she's been upper middle
- 50:44Speaker 3: I mean she's rich, you know what.
- 50:45Speaker 1: I mean because her well, because her dad you know,
- 50:48Speaker 1: got like the Golden Hair shoot and then they were rich.
- 50:50Speaker 2: Yeah, she's the most balanced person here.
- 50:54Speaker 1: I just I just that was something I hadn't thought
- 50:56Speaker 1: of that they said. I was like, that is really
- 50:59Speaker 1: interesting that you could have imagine like how many times
- 51:02Speaker 1: in your life you go to I mean for something here,
- 51:06Speaker 1: you know, the White House, and you go on a
- 51:09Speaker 1: tour and you get to see it. Now later in life,
- 51:11Speaker 1: what if you know somebody you get to go there
- 51:13Speaker 1: and eat at a state dinner or yeah.
- 51:15Speaker 2: It's like like whoa, yeah, yeah, it's surreal.
- 51:19Speaker 1: So I looked up some long Lead facts and okay,
- 51:23Speaker 1: long Lead has been open to the public since nineteen
- 51:26Speaker 1: forty nine and the Safari Park opened in nineteen sixty six.
- 51:31Speaker 1: They have something like four hundred acres that they've also
- 51:34Speaker 1: dedicated to some sort of like Christmas festival that also
- 51:38Speaker 1: rents out four hundred acres from them to do a
- 51:41Speaker 1: Christmas festival, which also is probably incredible.
- 51:44Speaker 2: I can't even imagine how beautiful it is.
- 51:47Speaker 1: At Christmas time. Emma got married in twenty thirteen, so
- 51:52Speaker 1: she's been in charge of everything for thirteen years. Okay, Emma,
- 51:57Speaker 1: you know, welcomes them all, Welcome to Longley, and oh
- 52:00Speaker 1: my god, the crapits guy's doing. Kimmy Wo's gotten drunk
- 52:02Speaker 1: on the car ride, like yes, yeah, dump and she's just.
- 52:06Speaker 2: Like funny though, but that's so funny because it's such
- 52:10Speaker 2: an extravagant place. She's like, what a dun't someone else
- 52:14Speaker 2: may not think that was funny. I thought it was hilarious.
- 52:16Speaker 1: Well, I think it's just and they were talking about
- 52:18Speaker 1: how she throws her shoulders into every joke.
- 52:20Speaker 2: She does, and she uses her hands a lot. I
- 52:22Speaker 2: don't like how. I don't like the hands. The hands
- 52:25Speaker 2: are too much at people's faces. I don't like that.
- 52:28Speaker 1: There's a girl here that you know, we are with
- 52:31Speaker 1: a lot socially. And the more she drinks, which is
- 52:35Speaker 1: a lot all the time. The more she drinks, she
- 52:37Speaker 1: gets her shoulder into a shimmy talking to you and
- 52:41Speaker 1: it's almost almost like she's trying to tackle you, and
- 52:44Speaker 1: you're like, okay. She's like, can you believe it? Can
- 52:46Speaker 1: you believe it? You're like, oh my god, quit hitting me.
- 52:49Speaker 3: Like it's like, shouldn't the alcohol make you relax a
- 52:52Speaker 3: little bit? Make your muscles relax?
- 52:55Speaker 2: Got it? I don't know.
- 52:56Speaker 1: My friend Alyssa does the most hilarious impression of it
- 52:59Speaker 1: because she's like, I mean, I'm bruised, but you know
- 53:02Speaker 1: from the shoulder banging. She's like, can you believe it? Huh.
- 53:04Speaker 2: She's like, oh my god, I hate a hitting drunk. Yeah,
- 53:09Speaker 2: I'm padding drunk, like I don't I This girl just.
- 53:13Speaker 1: Does a little uh. She she has shoulder checks you.
- 53:16Speaker 1: You're like Jesus. So sometimes I get me at my
- 53:20Speaker 1: Christmas party, I'm always trying to like make sure I
- 53:22Speaker 1: don't back up into like the kitchen eye on or something.
- 53:24Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get hit.
- 53:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:27Speaker 1: So, and the talking head Margot says, you know, Emma
- 53:32Speaker 1: really is a badass. Emma does difficult things with Grace.
- 53:35Speaker 1: I really admire her. And you know, to marry into
- 53:38Speaker 1: this family. And now because you're the lady, you're the marchioness,
- 53:41Speaker 1: now you have to take all this own, you know.
- 53:43Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:44Speaker 1: Crazy. Okay, So they see all the animals, they go
- 53:49Speaker 1: on the jungle cruise. Here's where I'm gonna let Keisha
- 53:52Speaker 1: have her moment to discuss the animals.
- 53:56Speaker 2: How did you feel they showed the hippos. You know,
- 53:59Speaker 2: that's favorite animals. Okay, that's my favorite animal. I would
- 54:03Speaker 2: have been like, is there any way that you can
- 54:06Speaker 2: move one of the cottages right here so I can
- 54:09Speaker 2: look out the window and see nothing but the hippos
- 54:12Speaker 2: and their little tails wagging. Then when they got to
- 54:14Speaker 2: feed the seals, oh my god, I.
- 54:18Speaker 3: Would have been trying to hide a seal in between
- 54:20Speaker 3: my boobs, like, no one's gonna notice this one is gone.
- 54:22Speaker 2: I mean, I've got plenty of us. This is beautiful
- 54:25Speaker 2: to live there and you can do this every day.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Interesting, It's really interesting, and I thought it was very
- 54:31Speaker 1: come true. I thought it was cool too that miss
- 54:34Speaker 1: A was like, I just want to live here, you know,
- 54:37Speaker 1: because we haven't even seen her so much, just have
- 54:39Speaker 1: a cat. But apparently she's like you and just wants
- 54:41Speaker 1: to live amongst the animals.
- 54:43Speaker 2: I mean, it's just something about it.
- 54:45Speaker 3: I mean, look how awful humans are. We've got Margot
- 54:48Speaker 3: and Mark Francis. You don't see the hippos of the
- 54:50Speaker 3: giraffe fighting and talk about it? Where her spots look
- 54:53Speaker 3: horrible today?
- 54:54Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't care. I did think it was
- 54:57Speaker 1: funny too that Martha. Of course she has you know magpie.
- 55:00Speaker 2: You know.
- 55:00Speaker 1: She was like, oh, I'll just get one of those
- 55:02Speaker 1: little red pandas to stick it down my shirt. Nobody
- 55:06Speaker 1: will notice.
- 55:06Speaker 2: Dar. I feel you, yes, I feel you.
- 55:09Speaker 1: So interesting. I do wonder though, with the cottages on
- 55:12Speaker 1: the property, because she says a lot of them are
- 55:14Speaker 1: in the safari. So I do wonder if there are
- 55:18Speaker 1: cottages that from outside of your window you can see,
- 55:21Speaker 1: you know, various things.
- 55:23Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where I would be got to stay.
- 55:24Speaker 1: I know, we had to look that up Forakisha. So
- 55:27Speaker 1: Emma tells them, you know, this was the first Safari
- 55:31Speaker 1: park ever built outside of Africa, and you know, I
- 55:35Speaker 1: want to look up. Let me look this up. When
- 55:39Speaker 1: was Animal Kingdom built in Disney nineteen ninety eight?
- 55:50Speaker 2: Really, so she's right there forever it does.
- 55:56Speaker 3: Young younger people, that was a long time ago. But
- 55:59Speaker 3: for us, I mean, yeah, it seems like it had
- 56:01Speaker 3: already been there.
- 56:03Speaker 1: Yeah, nineteen sixty six was the Safari park. Okay, wow
- 56:09Speaker 1: wow wow wow. Okay, So she says that. Okay, now
- 56:14Speaker 1: I lost my spot. Okay, she says, that's the first
- 56:15Speaker 1: safari park outside of Africa. They're involved in a lot
- 56:18Speaker 1: of projects. They're working on bringing back some dangered species
- 56:21Speaker 1: from like DNA to inciminate. And I looked it up
- 56:24Speaker 1: and they do a lot of good and it's not
- 56:27Speaker 1: just like a zoo, you know. They do a lot
- 56:29Speaker 1: of research and things and a lot of animal protectionation. Yes,
- 56:35Speaker 1: So they go to their cottages. Micah Margo, Micah's with Margo. Micah,
- 56:42Speaker 1: Margo and Lottie are in one, miss A, Kimmy and
- 56:46Speaker 1: Martha are in the other, and then Mark Franscis is
- 56:49Speaker 1: two and a half miles away and the bath Arms pub,
- 56:52Speaker 1: so he needs to be back there. I have to
- 56:55Speaker 1: assume on the property. If you're staying there, you can
- 56:57Speaker 1: go probably too, they have.
- 56:58Speaker 2: A golf cart. Yeah, Probam was wondering if they have
- 57:01Speaker 2: like a golf cart too.
- 57:02Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like wring from your room and the
- 57:04Speaker 1: golf cart comes and gets you and takes you to
- 57:07Speaker 1: the pub for dinner. But then you can also stay there,
- 57:09Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, he he needed a time out. I
- 57:14Speaker 1: want to go to long Land like real bad.
- 57:18Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 57:18Speaker 1: I think we should like go now, listen, we can
- 57:21Speaker 1: write it off. It's research.
- 57:23Speaker 2: I think so too.
- 57:25Speaker 3: I mean, they wouldn't even have to feed me. I'll
- 57:27Speaker 3: just share the food with the animals. I can live
- 57:29Speaker 3: on the bananas for a week.
- 57:32Speaker 2: Okay.
- 57:33Speaker 1: So every cottage, the two cottages, and we see Mark
- 57:36Speaker 1: go into a sad little room. They have food and
- 57:38Speaker 1: wine and charcouterie trays and snacks and little gifts and everything.
- 57:42Speaker 1: So Margo, Lottie and Micah are talking and Lottie says,
- 57:46Speaker 1: you know, I really got along well and bonded with
- 57:49Speaker 1: Mark Francis in the car. I think I'm understanding him more.
- 57:51Speaker 1: Of course, Marcu's like, she's.
- 57:52Speaker 2: Gone, that's not what she wants to hear. That's not
- 57:55Speaker 2: And here we go again. We're talking about the same thing.
- 57:59Speaker 2: We have no other subject, same thing, and there not me.
- 58:02Speaker 2: Lottie's getting ready to have a baby. Have you figured
- 58:04Speaker 2: out what colors you're gonna use? Hey Michael, what's going
- 58:07Speaker 2: on with your horrible puppet show? Where's your husband? There's
- 58:11Speaker 2: so many other things to talk.
- 58:12Speaker 1: About, Missy. Where's your child?
- 58:15Speaker 2: Why do you not have copy of one of your children?
- 58:17Speaker 1: You just need to know these things.
- 58:19Speaker 2: Wait, there's so many other things, but no, we have
- 58:22Speaker 2: to keep circling back to this.
- 58:24Speaker 1: So Margot goes, ugh, he's so fake, and so they
- 58:27Speaker 1: talk more about him making fun of Margo's clothes after
- 58:30Speaker 1: saying everything's wonderful to her face, and Lottie goes, I
- 58:34Speaker 1: just think if you stand up to him, he'll stop
- 58:35Speaker 1: talking shit behind your back. Margaret goes, no, I don't
- 58:39Speaker 1: think so, I don't think it'll stop, and she tears
- 58:41Speaker 1: up and says, I really fell alone. I feel like
- 58:43Speaker 1: no one's on my side, you know, because I think
- 58:45Speaker 1: because now she thinks Lottie has turned.
- 58:47Speaker 2: And here's the thing. It's still two one one. So
- 58:52Speaker 2: when you when you've got two people going at someone
- 58:55Speaker 2: else and everyone else is like we're neutral. Yeah, that's
- 58:58Speaker 2: a bad feeling.
- 58:59Speaker 1: You do feel alone, and Micah goes, I don't want
- 59:02Speaker 1: you to feel alone, like I'm not on anyone's side,
- 59:04Speaker 1: Like I just want you guys to work this out right, But.
- 59:07Speaker 3: I'm not gonna sit at the same table as you.
- 59:09Speaker 3: And I'm only because this is where Emma told I
- 59:12Speaker 3: would have to be.
- 59:13Speaker 1: She's like, I'm no dumb dumb I gotta say where
- 59:14Speaker 1: Mark's an m l R if I want to stay
- 59:16Speaker 1: on the show. So I'm talking to head. Micah says
- 59:19Speaker 1: it's hard for Margot to understand that someone likes someone
- 59:24Speaker 1: that she doesn't like, you know, like it's hard for
- 59:27Speaker 1: her to get that. And I don't know if Marco
- 59:29Speaker 1: doesn't get British humor or what, but I just don't
- 59:33Speaker 1: think he means anything by it. And the talking head
- 59:36Speaker 1: does he does though, and talking ahead, Lottie goes, you
- 59:39Speaker 1: know Mark France is talking about her fashion and stuff.
- 59:42Speaker 1: I mean, her fashion is not my fashion. I would
- 59:45Speaker 1: not wear a tank top with nipple tassels to visit
- 59:48Speaker 1: the marchioness of Bath's home. I couldn't believe she had
- 59:52Speaker 1: that on. Why would she choose? So you're going to
- 59:58Speaker 1: go to a so far park with there's.
- 1:00:00Speaker 2: Children, Hey, you have titty tassels.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: That's that's a fun tank top that you would wear,
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: like if you're going out to the club.
- 1:00:09Speaker 3: Bachelorette or a bachelorette party or something like that. I mean,
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: most people don't even.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: Own some a piece like that.
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: Right of course, Missy was like, I like it.
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: Peep, you look great on her. I don't know why
- 1:00:22Speaker 2: she did that.
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: I don't either. That was that was a misstep. So
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: I hope there's a readA and we ask these questions
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: and a Lottie says, I don't know, maybe Margaret Margo
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: just likes the drama and that's why she won't.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: Let it go.
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: I disagree.
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: Okay.
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: So Kimmy and Martha are in their cottage and they're
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: drinking and talking and Martha says, oh, I just wish
- 1:00:45Speaker 1: Mark Frands was stop being so mean to Margo so
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: we could to just like move on. And Kimmy's like, well, darling,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: he's not going.
- 1:00:51Speaker 3: To say that's what I mean, Like this is In
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: this episode, we heard two people say he's not going
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: to stop.
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: What is the reason that he's not going to stop?
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: We would like to know.
- 1:01:02Speaker 3: Maybe if she knows the reason he won't stop, she'll
- 1:01:05Speaker 3: do whatever it is so that he will stop, because
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: we don't know.
- 1:01:09Speaker 2: It goes back to bullying it.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: So everybody's getting ready for the garden party and the
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: tea at the angerie, and everybody looks great. We have
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: very different looks going on. Lottie, of course, is dressed
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: like Prince at a concert always. Emma is in like
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: a crop top in his skirt at match. There's incredible, right.
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: Margo is in a white dress that sheer, which I
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: thought was completely appropriate.
- 1:01:39Speaker 2: I thought it was fine. There was I would have
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: never noticed what he says later on if he not
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: said he if he had not said it.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: But it's like a crochet dress. So you're gonna be
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: able to see and that's just a style.
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: You know. I'm gonna wear one this week like that.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: Yeah, so good for you. So Micah, Mark, Francis, Martha,
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: and Kimmy are all pretty much dressed conservative, you know,
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: I mean.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: They always dressed like that.
- 1:02:03Speaker 1: Martha is always dressed like she's straight out of like
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: a fifties housewife.
- 1:02:06Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: And then the process of trying to find a picture
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: of my grandmother to prove that my grandmother looks just
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: like Martha, except with the red hair.
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: I mean, I know they've probably dressed alike. Definitely, Definitely,
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: it probably had the same hairstylist. I got a.
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: Picture of my grandmother, but it wasn't the one I
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: was thinking of. So I was like, no, I need one.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: Not when she's like twenty, I need one when she's
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: like in her forties and she's got that same hair.
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: So we see clips from Emma's wedding when they talk
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: about how amazing the wedding was. We're seeing the pictures.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: We're talking about it was there in the angerie, you know,
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: da da da da.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: It looks very extravagant.
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Yeah. So Micah is talking and she says her big
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: event is coming up. It's about one hundred people are coming,
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: which is about what she wanted. And she says, I
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: want everybody to understand, like, I'm not trying to teach
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: British etiquette two people in London. I'm not right. I'm
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: teaching more the etiquette of the art of showing up.
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: It's it's more than knives and forks. It's more about
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: manners of like when you bring a little gift to
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: somebody's house or things like that.
- 1:03:12Speaker 2: She might have did this before they went to Long Lead.
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, some of the people in the group need manners.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: So yes, as Margo, Micah, Missy and Lottie talk, they're like, oh,
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: I'm getting a little hungry, like, and Lottie's like, I
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: have to sit down, and you have to imagine also
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: like it's.
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: Hot, yeah, and the light sense that they've been feeling, right.
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: And so she goes, I am feeling Mike says, I
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: am feeling a little peckish. So Margot gets up and
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: grabs on the little towers that are for the tea snacks. Now,
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: the proper way is you're seated, they present the little
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: t snacks on the table in your drinks, and the
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: you don't just go and grab it.
- 1:03:55Speaker 2: You just don't.
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: I mean, that's a want that I would want to do,
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: but even I wouldn't know better.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: And because Margot's kind of on the ouse, she can't.
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: She can't go up to Emma and be like, I'm hungry, Kim.
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: We start to eat, but Margot could have I don't
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: know who she could have told, like, we're kind of hungry,
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: can somebody tell Emma to bring the food out, you know?
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: And then they're all drinking. I don't know how they
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: drink on empty stomachs like that.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: I don't either. We went to get it. We went
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: to dinner last night, and I had to add no
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: foods in his breakfast and I got a glass of
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: wine and I was like, oh, mistake, Yes, let me
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: just wait do it. Let me just wait for the
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: food to come because I've kind of forgotten. So everybody's
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: horrified by this, as they should be. It was very rude.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: It was bad.
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: It was bad. It's insulting to the host. It's insulting
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: to everybody else, like, oh, you're more important that you
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: could just grab the food, you know. It's just it's
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: just not done. And so and they talk ahead the
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: production ask Emma what she thinks. She goes, I won't
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: say it, but you know what I'm thinking, like she's pissed.
- 1:04:55Speaker 2: Yeah, she's fiah, she's pissed.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: So they all sit down and they talk about cream
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: or jam for on the scone, which I think is
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: a real thing. In England, people really do talk about this.
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: When you open your scone, do you put down your cream,
- 1:05:07Speaker 1: which is like your butter birth and then your jam
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: or vice versa, and people have real opinions about it.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: I I go with what they're saying is you would
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: always put the cream on first, because in my mind
- 1:05:20Speaker 1: you put the butter on first, yes, then the jam.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: But plenty of people they say you do jam first.
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: OHI I think it is weird.
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: Well, their scones are different than our scones because their
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: scones are soft and like more like a biscuit, yes,
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: whereas our scones are hard yeah you know.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: Yeah, and it would crumble. They crumb the crumbling.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, I'm with the cream first.
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: Me too. So they discuss, you know, Emma having married
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: into the aristocracy and her role and how you know
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: you're kind of thrown into that it's hard. They ask
- 1:05:52Speaker 1: her about her tierra and she says, well, I have one,
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: but it's you know, on display and long lea, you know,
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: along with my dress.
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: They show that and while you tear it haired out
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: of my hands, I'm like, y'are gonna have to put
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: my whole body in this glass because I'm not letting
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: go of the Tierra. I'm not doing it.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: Like what if I have a special occasion, who do
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: I have to ask?
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: I need I need to have I need to grab it.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: I need to I need to have direct access to
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: this at all times. It's likeay, we could have worn it.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: It's fine, It's fine. So Martha says, I have the
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: most amazing tiara from the Buckingham Palace gift shop. She goes, really,
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: I was at a party recently, so I said, your
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: tiara is amazing, and I said, Buckingham Palace gift shop, Darling, hilarious.
- 1:06:30Speaker 3: Niffany's Tiffany's hilarious, fucking when I was checking out at
- 1:06:35Speaker 3: Buckingham Palace.
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: I mean, listen, you know, never forget, like we have
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: them from Amazon. So this is literally like a little
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: girl's tea party. Okay, all right. So they go to
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: the garden and of course there's more drinking. I mean,
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: I tell you, Mark Fan insist and Kimmy Walker like, Darling,
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: it's a bar. Oh my god, I was getting parched Darling.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: I was like, oh my guys, it is.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: They're doing it to be irritating.
- 1:07:03Speaker 1: They're just lating.
- 1:07:04Speaker 2: Yeah, because they didn't start like that. They were not
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: like this. I mean, Mark Francis was cool as a cucumber.
- 1:07:12Speaker 2: Remember he couldn't even paint the dick, remember right, and
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: now look at him. I don't know osmore Waite. And
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: then we got this, I don't know what that is.
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: So Kimmy says, English countryside weekends are mostly about drinking.
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: Like you have the before the drink and after drink,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: and then you go back and you drink because what
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: else is there to do in the countryside?
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: So many other things, so many other things.
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: So Nisy and Lottie tried to talk to Mark Francis
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: about Marco and he goes, listen, I'm going to tell
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: you this. I'll never be close to somebody who walks
- 1:07:47Speaker 1: around with a vp L. And they're like what, And
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Missy goes, I know what that is?
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: This is I never heard of that.
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: You nenver heard a VPL No, okay, this little pantyline,
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: and Lottie goes, and he goes, I could never you know,
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: I could never be close to someone who walks around
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: a transparent dress. And of course Missy goes, what I
- 1:08:12Speaker 1: only I only own transparent dresses. And we just get
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: like all sorts of pictures of her and transparent dresses.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Yes, and here we go again. He's trying to dig
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: at her for the most insignificant thing. Just say you
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: don't fucking like her. So I don't fuck with that
- 1:08:26Speaker 2: hoe that whole old fuck with me and we're good.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: But I don't understand when Missy said that and Lottie
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: said my dress tomorrow is transparent, it didn't bother him
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: because they're doing it. He didn't have a reaction. I
- 1:08:40Speaker 1: was like, well, it's okay if you do it, darling.
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: You know why they called him out on.
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: His bullshit, Like that's a stupid reason to say you
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: would never be around her. You're around us, and we're
- 1:08:50Speaker 3: gonna be doing it. And Missy says, you just you
- 1:08:53Speaker 3: just need to have a conversation. The two of you
- 1:08:55Speaker 3: need a conversation, and you need to have less drama.
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: So then Martha and miss Ego and are talking to
- 1:09:01Speaker 3: Margo at a different table and Missy goes, I just, honestly,
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: I really don't think he understands what he's doing.
- 1:09:07Speaker 1: I think he just doesn't get that he's being mean,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: And Missy goes like, you know, we were just over
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: there and he said he could just never, you know,
- 1:09:14Speaker 1: be around someone with a transparent dress. And I said, Mark,
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: I wear transparent dresses. And she goes, wait a minute,
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: he made fun of this dress. And she goes and
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: she goes, what did he say? And she says, well,
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: he just says like you could see your underwear. And
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: she says, it's Aliyah. It's a very important designer. Have
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: you seen Clueless?
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: Now?
- 1:09:35Speaker 1: Do you know this from Clueless?
- 1:09:36Speaker 2: Absolutely? You know how many times I've seen Clueless.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: Well, i'll play it for the people who don't know
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: where it is. Get down on the ground, face down, comes.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't understand. This is an Aliah, you
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: know what a He's like a totally important designer, and
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: I will totally shoot you in the head. So when
- 1:10:01Speaker 1: we were just in Paris, we walked by an Elia
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: store and I said, today, of Ago, it's Aliah. It's
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: a very important designer. And he goes, oh, he goes,
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: you want to go in there? Or like, I go, no,
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: you dummy.
- 1:10:13Speaker 2: He just didn't get it at all. And if you've
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: never seen Clueless. She's saying this while she's being robbed
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: at gunpoint.
- 1:10:19Speaker 1: Yes, because she does doesn't want to mess dress. Yes, yeah,
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: So Margo says, it's an Aliah, it's a very it's Aliah.
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: It's a very important designer. Haven't you seen clueless and that?
- 1:10:27Speaker 1: Literally you could tell. Missy and Martha are like, we
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: You know, all of your American sisters.
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: We got it. We got it, Margot, Yes, we got it, Margo.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: So the talking head Margot goes. So Emma is in
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: a crop top with her belly exposed. She looks amazing,
- 1:10:47Speaker 1: but I'm not allowed to wear a dress, a designer
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: dress where you can see the shape of my figure. Okay,
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: you know, Okay, So Emma walks up to Martha, Missy, Margo,
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: and Missy says Mark Franz says he'll stop talking about her,
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: but he doesn't, and Emma says, he's not going to
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: stop again.
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: We need to know why.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not going to stop. And I think he's
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: not going to stop because it's bothering her. I think
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: like he said that because he knows this. He said it.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: I know it's entertainment, entertainment for him at this point.
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: Yeah, and he gets a laugh out of Kimmy every time,
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: every time yep, and she goes, but don't worry about it.
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: Maybe it's just making him look bad, and she goes, no,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: and Emma says, he's a very sweet person. He's very deep.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: He has a very deep side. He doesn't show it,
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: and I think if you have a problem with him,
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: you need to just tell him. Now. I was interested
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: in this because I was surprised that Emma was saying,
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: you actually just need to sit down and talk, because
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: I felt like Emma, because she's trying to keep the peace,
- 1:11:49Speaker 1: would have said like ignore him and don't talk it
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: out because she doesn't want any drama.
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: I think she seemed to me she seemed pissed off.
- 1:11:58Speaker 3: I was just reading her body language and you know,
- 1:12:00Speaker 3: her facial expressions. I think she's irritated. Beyond being irritated,
- 1:12:05Speaker 3: and what Morgo just did at the tea did not
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: help the situation at all. Of Course, she can hear
- 1:12:10Speaker 3: them over there talking about it, and she's over it,
- 1:12:13Speaker 3: as they all should be.
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: She's irritated, and Missy says, yeah, I think you should
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: just have a conversation. Let's call him over, and she's like,
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: I'm not calling him so I'm talking to him. Margat goes,
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: I am happy to squash it. And if I call
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: him over, then everyone can see that I'm not the problem.
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: I'm up for the squash. Let's squash it. Okay, So
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: Martha says, I'm going to go to the loo and
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: I'll ask Mark Francis to come over to where you're
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: sitting and then you guys can talk. So over at
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: that table. Kimmy, they say, Kimmy, it's so crazy. You've
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: been so well behaved today. She goes, I've not caused
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: any problems today.
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: This will be a first.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: And she goes, but Margot is being and I think
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: she said see you next Tuesday, but she could have
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: said I think she said it was bitchy. Margo's being bitchy,
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: and so now I'm feeling the need maybe to jump in.
- 1:13:04Speaker 1: Micah goes, no, please don't, no, please don't. Martha walks
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: over it and says Mark France says, please just go
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: over and talk to Margo, and Kimmy goes, oh god,
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: she's making such a stink of it, and Martha says,
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: Margo is very hurt by some of the things you said,
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: and he goes I'm very happy where I am. Thank you,
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: I'm not moving. I adore you and does respect you,
- 1:13:26Speaker 1: Martha and yeah, and he's like, I adore it and yeah,
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: and Margot will get over it. And if she doesn't,
- 1:13:32Speaker 1: I don't care, it's not my problem. If she's hurt
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: about crushed velvet, she needs to find a new material
- 1:13:39Speaker 1: that's not transparent. And Kimmy just laughs and laughs, you know,
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: because she's he's just keeping going.
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: They're co signing for each other's bullshit over.
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: And over and over again, and they're drunk and they're
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: drunk and they're just we're so hilarious. And Margo says
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: to Missy see, he won't come over. And then Margo says, Mark,
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: I can hear you, and you're just being nasty. And
- 1:14:04Speaker 1: kimmyle is is, she's so drunk and she goes nasty,
- 1:14:09Speaker 1: like her lips like NaSTA.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: I was like, they are a lot. They do. They
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: do a lot. That mouth can open really wide and
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: stretch too.
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: It reminds me a lot of Pedro's sister Nicole, who
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: used to say, is gonna unhint her jaw and swallow it.
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: She's like nah, So she always has got like smeared
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: red lipstick like Derenda.
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: Yeah, she's always drunk.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: She's always drunk. Now listen, just like Derenda. And I
- 1:14:37Speaker 1: love it. I think it's hilarious. So Margo says, Mark,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: just come and talk to me, like what are you
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: afraid of? Just come and talk to me. And I
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: thought Margo here was being a little snarky, but also
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: like she's speaking very calmly.
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: She just felt that she should have tried to call
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: him over.
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: I think it's like we'realness show this housewives, ish, we
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: have to Can I talk to you over here and
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: try to squash the you know, that's what we're doing it,
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: that's what production.
- 1:15:01Speaker 3: Wants us to do, right yeah, Because I think she
- 1:15:04Speaker 3: should have gotten up and gone over to him and
- 1:15:06Speaker 3: just kind of whispered to him like, hey, can we come,
- 1:15:07Speaker 3: can we go talk over here or something like that
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: or now a scene.
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: Right right right? Well he's right right right, and he says, Darling,
- 1:15:16Speaker 1: we were sitting right next to each other at tea
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: ten minutes ago. And she goes, okay, then come sit
- 1:15:22Speaker 1: with me now, and Martha says go over there, and
- 1:15:26Speaker 1: he says, no, there's no arguing at long lead. Martha goes, go, go, go, go,
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: and he goes, stop clapping your hands at me, darling,
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: and don't shimmy.
- 1:15:39Speaker 3: But you're sitting next to the shimmy queen over there,
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: always moving her shoulders.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: And stuff like that. Yeah, yes, he's be on. He's pissed.
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: He's pissed. And Margo goes, Mark, everyone wants us to talk,
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: so come talk, and she's being very calm, and he
- 1:15:55Speaker 1: looks at him and he goes, this is so vulgar.
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: I might have to leave. And then he said, and
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: all in one sentence, he says, this is so vulgar,
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: I might have to leave. Okay, I am going to go.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: I'm going to have to leave because I'm not turning
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: this into a fest. Someone did mi kimmy please and
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: he walks off.
- 1:16:11Speaker 3: So at this point, I don't even think it has
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: anything to do with Margot anymore.
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: I think he's having his own issues in his personal
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: life and it's starting to crack, and the tension and
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: the drama with this, even though he's over to a
- 1:16:27Speaker 2: certain the pot, it's all just too much for him
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: right now.
- 1:16:30Speaker 1: I think now he's feeling bullied because all every single
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: person there except Kimmy, including Emma, his buzz friends laughing.
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Everybody is saying, go sit over there and talk to
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: her one on one, and he's like, no, I don't
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: want to. I don't want to be called out on
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: my bullshit.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: You know, it's all too much for him. I couldn't
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: believe he left.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: I can't either. So he walks off, and Margot goes,
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: see see see like he doesn't want to talk to me,
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: and Kimmy goes, Margo, he did nothing wrong, and I
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: don't think it's fair he has to leave. You're screaming
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: at him from across the garden. Why did you leave
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: this table and then go over there and start screaming
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: get him from over there? That's really bitchy, and Mars
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: like and Margo's like, no, I was trying to talk
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: to him, and she's probably like production told me just
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: sit over here and get him over here, and you guys,
- 1:17:21Speaker 1: you know, and then Kimmy is storming off with her drink.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: She's fucking rude, is.
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: What it is.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: You're being a bitch, a cry baby bitch.
- 1:17:28Speaker 2: Fuck off, Margo, because that's not vulgar at all, Like right, yeah, she's.
- 1:17:36Speaker 1: Rolling her bitch baby, she says, she calls him, she
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: calls him bitch. She calls her a bitch three times
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: in two sentences.
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: But this is high society, high class. We're not going
- 1:17:45Speaker 2: to do this at long lead.
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean wild And then they don't give us
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: next time on they just say to be continued. So
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I was like, god, dang it.
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: They always do this when it's super good, and they
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: do a damn to be continued.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: And they don't. They do too be continued. They won't
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: tell you. So I feel like this week I saw,
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: let me see if I can look it up really quick.
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: This week somebody from Ladies Linna, it's going to be
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: and watch what happens live. Okay, let me see watch
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: what happens live this week. Guess no, that's from last week.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: I've already seen those people.
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: It won't be one of the drunks, because however would
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: they get them on the stage.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: You know, they had a complete no, I don't want
- 1:18:30Speaker 1: to do. It's not gonna tell me I want. Several
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: weeks ago, right before I was going to New York,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: all the whole cast was in New York. I remember
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: that I remember. I imagine they were there for filling
- 1:18:43Speaker 1: your reunion. But Emma, Kimmy and Mark Bracis came to
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: watch What Happens when I was like, hello, darlings, and
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: they just like sat, you know, at the at the
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: bar while the chowfe But they were there. Hmm. It
- 1:18:56Speaker 1: has to be somebody that would be in the States
- 1:18:59Speaker 1: for some reason and to come over, do you know
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: what I mean, to be on watch What Happens like
- 1:19:04Speaker 1: like in person. So maybe Margot could be Margo, could
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: be Kimmy she's from Miami or Petty. We don't know.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: That's true.
- 1:19:14Speaker 1: Also, we've never seen Kimmy's children again, so that's interesting.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: I feel like Kimmy doesn't have her kids all the time.
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: Yeah, I think. Also now she's filming this show and
- 1:19:24Speaker 1: that's probably good for income, probably for the guy so
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: he doesn't have to pay her so much. I don't know,
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: I'm just guessing. When I was in Paris at a store,
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: I told my sales friend that I was talking to
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: him about that's ostrich arms bag that Kimmy had. I
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: wasn't in a rays guy and I was telling him,
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: I go, you know, like you just see this, and
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: you like, it's all you can stare at when you
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: see bags like this. And again this was not in
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: arms and he said, he was like, yeah, it's so
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: interesting how every bag designer or every high end designer
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: has their rules and with her maids. You know you
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: can you when you go in and you request an
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: Arm's bag, a Birken, a Kelly a blah blah blah
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: blah blah. Nobody correct me. I know some of these
- 1:20:13Speaker 1: things are interchangeable. Then you get what you get. You
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: don't throw a fit. They could give you a purple one,
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: and that's what you have to take. Really, yes, that's
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: all it'll be. Whatever size they have is the one
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: you get. And so now you're ship. And so now
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: you're on the list. And maybe in a few years,
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: after you've bought several that you didn't really want, they
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: will now you're on the list, and then they will
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: tell you, now we have a red one for you,
- 1:20:41Speaker 1: a black one for you, a tope one for you,
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: a color that you Yes, you have to be on
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: the list for years and then pick what you want
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: right now.
- 1:20:53Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: So I was saying to him, I go, it's really
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: silly because on the resale market. If you wanted a
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: red Kelly and as Kelly bag or an erased Birkin bag,
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: and they're twenty three thousand dollars or whatever, thirty, you know,
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: fifty depending on which one. If you really want that,
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: you could find one on the real reel or what
- 1:21:10Speaker 1: goes around comes around, or any of these resale sites.
- 1:21:13Speaker 1: You could easily find one. And so I don't understand
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: why anybody would not do that, you know, and they're
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: really what did he say? He was like, I agree,
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: he said, the resale market, he said, he said, if
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: it's a legitimate item from the resale market. I don't
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: know why if you want a particular color, why you
- 1:21:29Speaker 1: wouldn't buy it that way rather than waiting for ten
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: years or somebody do allow you to give them thirty
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: thousand dollars.
- 1:21:38Speaker 2: Crazy, like I'm giving you thirty thousand dollars. Let me
- 1:21:42Speaker 2: have the goddamn pink purse.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: No, wow, you're gonna get You're getting a yellow crocodile.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: Then you're going to like it, and it's fifty instead
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: of twenty three. Sorry, Yeah, okay, well crazy.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: Well, not that I was going to anyway or slightly
- 1:21:59Speaker 3: a word to do it, but really, I'm not gonna
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: do it now.
- 1:22:02Speaker 2: Can't even pick up my own collar.
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: No, you and I have said many times that no
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: matter how many times in the lottery or how many
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: how rich we get, we're never gonna have.
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: But let's think you got really, really rich. We could
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: go half on one mm hmm, that's still fifty still
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: giving a purse, that's.
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: Just too much crazy. It's crazy, It really is.
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: God bless God, bless you guys.
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- 1:22:43Speaker 1: I am going to put out a real from this
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: episode because we look so cute in our crowns. Chanelin
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: Junior kimm I really wanted one that was all white
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: like what she had, but I couldn't find and have
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: one on not on Amazon, Amazon, who is on the
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: French store I was. It came the next day and
- 1:23:06Speaker 1: that's all that matters.
- 1:23:07Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks great.
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: I think this one. If you turn it this way,
- 1:23:11Speaker 1: it's a little different.
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: Oh I don't know if mine is or not.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: But I didn't like that side.
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: This site seems a little bit bigger.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: Yeah. See, I didn't like the side because it has
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: the green in it, and I didn't I didn't like
- 1:23:26Speaker 1: that as much. It looks like horns. Anyway, guys, we
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- 1:23:40Speaker 1: see you next week. By Kisha Cheio