Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #451 We Don't HELP CHILLY MOVE the Same W/ Bartz Barbecue Rock Samson
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- 0:04What up? And welcome back to another episode of that We Don't Smoke the
- 0:08Same podcast. Thank you so much for patiently waiting everybody. Thank you so
- 0:12much for i mean, just being there the whole fucking time while we're while
- 0:17we're in here, just you know, getting ready eating this char cauterie board.
- 0:20Today's a very great episode because we're continuing the fucking four to twenty celebrations.
- 0:25So I'm just letting you know. There's gonna be a few giveaways at
- 0:27the end of the podcast for all the super chatters. The first, first
- 0:31place and second place are getting tickets to the show by Kelly Blaze, and
- 0:36third and fourth place are getting some tinfoil gear and we don't smoke the same
- 0:40Duffel bag, So make sure you guys pay attention to that. Joining me
- 0:45is my toxic as co host. I'm gonna come yeah, who apparently says
- 0:50that bitches flocked to him at all these events. But we're not gonna get
- 0:53into that right now. What's what's up, dog, I'm chilling, feeling
- 0:58good. I'm on two sprays of the ship that you get on the secret
- 1:00menu. I also feel great because uh Bart's barbecue about a Kuccie board,
- 1:07and that ship is fucking amazing. Heks Cucci board. Dog, No,
- 1:11it's a Couchie board. Bitches love that ship. And sometimes the salami looks
- 1:15like Kuchie when it drives up. Dog just saying do just having the logic
- 1:19when I say ship, there's a logic when I say shit. Dog,
- 1:23Thank you for the Cuccie board. Love the Couchie board. Bitches love the
- 1:26Couschie board. I love the Couchie board. It has an adult lunch aball
- 1:29is what he's gonna called it. We made it less than three minutes without
- 1:34you saying fucking bullshit monetization. That's called thinking. That's called thinking. Before
- 1:41the mic comes out, can we fucking you know, get through the intros.
- 1:45Tommy also joining us is uh back from Kentucky breaking some big news,
- 1:53talking ship on all the food influencers make me good barbecue, feeding us with
- 1:57a charcooterie board. We got the one and only BArch barbecue in the house.
- 2:00Thanks for having me. I'm glad I can make it down and uh
- 2:05yeah, that was quite the It was a good board today that we had
- 2:07some really good uh some cheeses on there that are like brand New Where do
- 2:10you go to get those cheeses? Oh? We got Costco, Man,
- 2:13that's the place to go. I mean you just go there and they have
- 2:15all different types of stuff I mean, and you just like throw it down
- 2:17on the tray. I mean the tray alone. Do you get a Cosco
- 2:20like twenty bucks? That big old piece of wood, throw some stuff on
- 2:23there. It looks looks pretty good. They'll charge like two hundred bucks.
- 2:27That little tray. You can do it for like twenty five bucks. I've
- 2:30seen businesses robbing people during Valentine's Day and ship like, oh, you want
- 2:34a couccie board for your mom? Okay? No, first of all for
- 2:37Valentine's Day? Like you mixed up too fucking holliayucihuts you for your mom?
- 2:43You want a coucie board for your mom for Valentine's Day? What the hell
- 2:46is going on at your house? Too much porn hub for He's like,
- 2:52all these girls be flocking to me. It's just his mom telling him that.
- 2:55He's like, all these girls be flocking to me. They're all my
- 2:59pretty musk also running the boards as for usual as the One and Only Ray
- 3:06Thank you so much, Morning Shot films. Yeah, and also back here
- 3:12to make it to do a close out and joining us here on a Thursday
- 3:15the wedding only Rock Sampson Hoddy Hottie. Yeah, I was gonna say Thursdays
- 3:20is the thing now, man, I mean you gonna be live on Saturday.
- 3:23Just let you know. Are y'all going back to Saturdays? No,
- 3:25just one four twenty because we're gona announce the winner for Oh oh no,
- 3:29I'm gonna be pulling like a fifteen hour shift, so I won't be down
- 3:31here for that too late, guys. Just so y'all know too late on
- 3:34this. Oh yeah, I'm gonna just let you guys know. Man,
- 3:38for everybody out there who participated in the fucking fifteen dollars rig giveaway, Hey,
- 3:45I'm just gonna let you guys know. You guys got hooked up.
- 3:46You guys are getting hooked up. And there's the second, third, and
- 3:50fourth place got hooked up too. So I'm just telling you guys right now.
- 3:53Thank you everybody who participates. It wouldn't be happening on here without viewers
- 3:58like you, all right, So let's get down to the real debate.
- 4:02Pros and cons circumcision or for real though, like, do you think people
- 4:13like do you think people do that shitt or is that like is that like
- 4:16the norm? Now? What's mando? Like? Okay, like if you
- 4:19if you have much mando to die, if you don't say no, the
- 4:21doctor does it. That's that's pretty protocol. That's protocol unless you tell the
- 4:26doctor, Hey, don't fucking chopard. But I heard it. I heard.
- 4:30I heard America is only like that, like I heard the rest of
- 4:32the world. It's like yeah, no, no, no, the rest
- 4:34of the world. Yeah, it's it's people aren't out there mutilating their dicks.
- 4:41Isn't it originally supposed to be like a Jewish thing? Though, Yes,
- 4:45and no, it's supposed to be to keep it sanitary. Back then,
- 4:46you couldn't take a shower every day, so if you didn't know how
- 4:48to clean it and get affected bacteria, they cut it off bad news.
- 4:53So if you take this fucking skin off, now you don't have to clean
- 4:55it. So all you have to do is teach your son how to clean
- 4:58it. Dog Like, can you do fucker? Like you really you're really
- 5:00chopping off a piece of skin because we don't know how to clean dog baby
- 5:04wife's that fucking tackle bell that'll do the job. Dog home bows exactly.
- 5:11I mean you you kind of there's a loofah to you know what I'm saying.
- 5:15You gotta shine the helmet. But here's here's a real big question.
- 5:18Has anybody at this table ever smelled smegma before? What is magma? Megma's
- 5:25dick cheese? That's what your fucking cocks make. If you're if you,
- 5:28if you're uncircumcised, you can make your own charcoter board. Yeah, uh,
- 5:33did you ruin that cheese? Half that cheese? I don't that ship
- 5:40wants to throw up. What's crazy is white people would have a term for
- 5:44that dog. White people would have a term for that. What is that
- 5:46again? It's not a white people think that's what it's called. What do
- 5:49you call it? That was magma? Yeah, someone else's of someone else?
- 5:57What you expect? We don't smok the same, We don't. He
- 6:00was like, we we just ain't so much cheese. God, the chat
- 6:05room's hot already. The chat room's hot already. The chat room is hord.
- 6:12Somebody puts magma tea. That's how that's how you know where mammals we're
- 6:20able to produce our own cheese. That ain't cheese. Full cheese comes out
- 6:27of tins dog. Cheese is made out of metal that comes out of tins
- 6:30dog. You're nut cheese. Whatever you call that? The dirty ship that
- 6:33you don't shower with, that is no cheese. That ain't cheese, dog,
- 6:36that ain't age, that ain't blue cheese. You know, you know
- 6:40they would fix it, like I'm sure they probably have it in like another
- 6:43country, Like they probably have like a dick toothbrush. Dick toothbrush. Yeah,
- 6:47like that would probably solve like that debate. You know, what are
- 6:49you talking about now? Like that was like a dick means like a cleaning
- 6:54device, Like what are you talking about like in the past. No,
- 6:56I'm saying all right, So if there was to be like a like a
- 6:59like a flesh like device that have like bristles and then you just like that
- 7:01would hurt so bad, but like su soft bristles, you know, I
- 7:04don't know, man, That's why that's why I'm glad I'm circumcised. I
- 7:08don't have to worry about any of this nonsense. I mean, I'm not
- 7:10and I managed my ship just fine. Hey, mister, mister, let
- 7:15me flex on next street because I'm I'm circumcised. You know I'm circumcised.
- 7:18You know you know why is that a flex? Just because you're not the
- 7:21next boy. He's acting like it's a flex. He's like, Oh,
- 7:25I don't have to worry about that. I don't like a flex. It's
- 7:30just the truth. We'll let me know the thing. The truth is not
- 7:32a flax. Let me well, let me tell you just I don't have
- 7:35to worry about it. Scientific can't argue with me on that, scientifically proven.
- 7:40They cut off nerve beddings out of you, so I have better sex
- 7:43than you. Yes, it is. There's nerve bending that they cut up.
- 7:45You don't think there's nervous. I don't worry about cheese in my cock.
- 7:48You lose a ton of nerves. Yeah, so when I'm not our
- 7:51some girls grinding on me, it feels way better than your fools. Now,
- 7:55that's what I'm talking. So like the circumcision is like the dig rooker.
- 7:58Now, yeah, you're losing losing sensation. You're losing sensation probably,
- 8:05bro, that ain't a problem. Dog, that ain't a problem over you,
- 8:09tontro abc D. Just I'm sure foods are still busting, not circumstances
- 8:13or not for who they are. I'm not saying they're not. I'm just
- 8:18saying like I'm just saying i don't feel like it's not a competition. I'm
- 8:22like, oh, I gotta bust the best. Not ever bro like it
- 8:24it is. You're making it sound like fools are out there. It's great.
- 8:26It just feels I just can't imagine, like, oh, dude,
- 8:28it doesn't No that that smells bad too, But that just smells like if
- 8:37have you ever smelled the dead body I have? How did you go from
- 8:43actually, okay, actually it's not to decomposing body. It's one of the
- 8:50one smells that you can never forget away from. Dog no Smegma kind of
- 8:54has oh you're talking about like, no know what I'm saying dead body.
- 8:56I'm saying they both have a very similar like stink to it, because when
- 9:01I did pest control, I have to go pick up like dead rats on
- 9:05glue boards and all that shit they're decomposing and hole and the same ship it.
- 9:09Yeah, yeah, I'm like it has this like weird fish smell too.
- 9:13Is kind of what I always picked up the back of your nose and
- 9:16it's just like well not leave. Yeah, yeah, so you know dick
- 9:20cheese that a it's like it's like smelling salts. I remember back in college
- 9:26when I was taking this uh pre med class, they gave you a cat
- 9:31that they're gonna give you a corpse. So they gave you a cat,
- 9:33so you had to use the cat as like your dissection. Thanks to you.
- 9:37It was in a freezer at the school and had you had to bring
- 9:41it home with you and putting your freezer your house because you had to like
- 9:43work on with you and your partner at home, like look at all this
- 9:46stuff and putting your freezer house. So it's so weird. I remember I
- 9:48had to tell my parents they had to clean the freezer out so I could
- 9:52put this cat in my fucking freezer my house because that was my like science
- 9:56project for this biology class for pre med at Elchemino College. That was a
- 10:00weird class. Barts had like that sandlot type of family. No, this
- 10:05is like, this is what I had to do. It was like that's
- 10:07when you know you that's why I'll start you know that smell you're talking about
- 10:09because after you've used this like this cat for like like the whole semester like
- 10:16it's from aldehyde. But then it's also like it's it's rotting in there for
- 10:18sure, because you're like bringing it back and forth to school. It's like
- 10:22defrost in your backpacks. That's how you rolled back then like nin like two
- 10:26thousands. But you get pulled in college that can create a serial killer.
- 10:31That's what they did back then. That's how that was the class creates.
- 10:33That was the class it was. It was a biology class. You had
- 10:35this this this uh pre med class to take this cat around with, you
- 10:39know, like an STD could can make you crazy. Yeah, Like you
- 10:43know, I saw this documentary on like od B and like supposedly there's this
- 10:46theory that that fool has simplest and that's why, like that fool was fucking
- 10:50like I just he looked more like a crackhead to me, like some of
- 10:54the videos where he's like like doing that annoying rapping that he did and he's
- 10:56just saying like ship that crack hiads would say nowadays, and there's fucking other
- 11:01people are looking at him like you shouldn't have smoked that myth before this video
- 11:03type of shit, Like nobody looked like hyped about it, but everybody glorifies
- 11:07it these days. I'm not saying he's not even he's narrated, but you
- 11:11know, I was like, after looking at that documentary, I'm just like,
- 11:13you're just a junkie who knew how to rhyme words. There's definitely a
- 11:16lot of people that are naturally talented, and I think there is a for
- 11:22some artist. I don't know. I feel like there's some people that make
- 11:24their best, like Chance, the rapper right now is hopefully about to come
- 11:28out with some really good music because he and his wife are separating, and
- 11:33but it was like when you listen to his music, like Acid Raps is
- 11:35just peak Chance. But then you listen to uh that I love my wife
- 11:41shit, and you know, like I like a good relationship, but that
- 11:45shit just did not slap. Why did he like fucking like you just got
- 11:48rid of her? Because he's like, yo, no, I think she
- 11:48left him. Oh you know who died from syphilis. You're annoying me,
- 11:56you're annoying me. Yeah, our capone died from Syphili's dog. I'm sad
- 12:03that nobody has done good justice in a while. For a movie of visit
- 12:07the last one fucking sucked just so bad. It's probably the worst beast of
- 12:13garbage. The last coupon to drink I forget. It's like the last coupone
- 12:20that got made. This guy he's like living. He starts shooting the fucking
- 12:24lake because he's hallucinating. It was just so fucking stupid. I've seen that
- 12:30when that one was great, I said in a while, that's what I
- 12:33meant. But all right, by the way, everybody who's been super chatting,
- 12:35I'm gonna read your superchats now. That way we don't get stuck at
- 12:37the end. And uh, I'm letting you guys know, everybody who's superchats,
- 12:41you're entered to win first and second place getting tickets to the show Saho
- 12:46by Caddy Blaze. So make sure you guys fucking pay attention to that hooking
- 12:50you guys up for twenty fucking week. Third place, you're getting on we
- 12:54don't smoke the same duffel bag. In fourth place, you're getting a tenfoil
- 12:58hat package that's just for today Saturday. We're giving a pair of tickets to
- 13:01the game, so two people are gonna get to go to the fucking game.
- 13:05You're getting a big jar. Uh, you know, like a jar
- 13:09like the one that's right here, like that has stuff that's not you know
- 13:11what I'm saying, but you know, a big jar by Caddy Blaze.
- 13:13Somebody's gonna win a big twenty eight er. So yeah, so on Saturday,
- 13:18So don't smoke the same. So somebody's gonna be feeling helly fucking lucky,
- 13:22super chatting on fucking Saturday prize. So all I'm saying, and imagine
- 13:26somebody super chests, they're with their financially straining ninety nine cents and then they
- 13:33fucking they win this. That's fucking hella, fucking good for them. All
- 13:35right, let's read the first one, Hood Hippies, two dollars, same
- 13:39team, Love out to your locals and locals he means you, Exavier,
- 13:43thank you so much. Next one, Row Rowhite, Rolando Valenzoish Valenzuela,
- 13:52what's up, Homies, what up? Dog? Thank you so much for
- 13:54a supercheck. Good luck, Curious George eighty four, Same team baby,
- 14:01same team dog, Good luck. Next one's ghost Boogie one ninety nine salute
- 14:05from the usual suspect sash, Yeah salute. I did an episode with them
- 14:09too, so make sure you guys, go check it. Check that out
- 14:13at the Usual Suspect and slid the ghost boogie. Next one, Omar Jahan
- 14:16two dollars, Tickle Tickle, same team, same team, Thank you so
- 14:22much. Next one, Mad Ways one ninety nine, Same team, Salute
- 14:26homies from the Usual Suspect. Salute to you, Homi, right back at
- 14:31you. Damn. There's a lot of them coming in. Next one,
- 14:35Teddy Bonkers one ninety nine. What's up, Fellas? Same team? Can
- 14:39we give me a second? Can we go back to why we were doing
- 14:41this podcast? What the what the fuck? Does the titles say? We
- 14:46have to help Chili move Dog. Chili is trying to move to Long Beach.
- 14:50I'm not gonna disclose where, but she's looked for fans. She needs
- 14:54help moving. She needs help moving. Yeah, let's help her. She
- 14:58was gonna go to home deep on and get Mexicans. Were like, nah,
- 15:00dude, we'll get some some of the some of the homies. A
- 15:03couple of your bras might go missing, but it's an easy price to pay
- 15:07to get to like move for free. Anybody out there you want, anybody
- 15:11want to sign up to help Chilie move Dog. She's working on flyers.
- 15:15She's working on flyers. That's what I'm saying. She needs movers, she's
- 15:18working on flyers. Got her busy and she's got to move. She got
- 15:22apartment, so shout out to her. Congrats. And I'm just out here.
- 15:26Any of the super chatters super Chat, I'm down. Yeah, you
- 15:31guys get super chat if you want me to read it off, so let
- 15:33me finish. Let me finish the Xavier? What's what's Teddy Bonker's one nightety
- 15:37nine? What's someone? What day? See this same tune? Roland Valenzuela
- 15:45ninety nine sad I won't get my secret menu told Monday. Hey bro,
- 15:48you never know. God works in mysterious ways. Dog. Uh Next one,
- 15:52Eddie Rayes five dollars save team, Thank you so much, Eddie Allah
- 16:00halah, x what is it? X G to the no X to the
- 16:07cheese. And right after that we got Curious George one more time saying x
- 16:17G is on a sick one. Let's say thank you so much for your
- 16:22super chat. Damn. Next one, des terps one nine just trying to
- 16:27win one time? Good luck on me? Where you've been at? Uh?
- 16:32Next one? Damn, there's a lot bro Jesus Christ all the support.
- 16:37Let me see Othello fights one hope I win. We don't smoke the
- 16:41same. Thank you so much for entered Mechlo damn trying to Mechlo three two
- 16:48three, what's up? Fam salute hits us with that one nine. Thank
- 16:52you so much and believe me otherwise we're gonna get stuck at the end.
- 16:56We got a runner right now, but we can't just I was trying.
- 17:00I was trying to fucking we can't just read. We could read this ship
- 17:03all day, Dog's I was trying to stop and trying to fucking say about
- 17:07helping Chili move. You're like, no, let me keep reading super Chads
- 17:08for the rest of us fucking episode. I didn't know there was that,
- 17:11man. That's what I'm saying. You're gonna keep reading them all day like
- 17:14it's they're coming in hot. We love you guys, I'm not hating,
- 17:15but we're just gonna read super Child. How you guys might get bored and
- 17:18me people might be like, ah, okay, I don't know. I
- 17:22was saying, let's just know they're in there by the way I hit that
- 17:25thumbs up. If you guys are in there, right now, and yeah,
- 17:26like it Ray is right. He's like, why did you look at
- 17:29Ray? Like we doesn't even have a fucking mic? Like what the fuck
- 17:32is the smart The smart thing would have been a look at fucking Rock.
- 17:36It would have been like, hey, Rock, what the folks are?
- 17:37Because I tried, because I try to sit there and try to be like,
- 17:41Okay, let's read four of them. Then let's have a conversation.
- 17:45Read five of them. Have a commo. You're like, no, fuck
- 17:47your conversation. Helping Chili move, which is what the fucking waiting on my
- 17:52designs? So let you know now that's what I'm saying. The point is,
- 17:56if we help her move, your designs will come. Dog. You
- 17:59can't do bolt, and she's got a move dog. But you know how
- 18:02it is to move right, it's a fucking house. As long as long
- 18:06as she has everything packed up right and only will take like about like probably
- 18:10six hours to get all this stuff in the truck. Actually, as long
- 18:14as she does it, as long as she has already a go, as
- 18:17long as she has her ready to go. She had to get all the
- 18:19stuff in boxes, and you just need to move all this stuff. We
- 18:22did it me and ulysses did it. Fuck man, we moved a whole
- 18:25bunch of shit, dude, fucking three moving trucks of ship in fucking six
- 18:27hours, dude to fucking my house to a new house. To dude,
- 18:32it was crazy, right bro, I mean, dude, we we But
- 18:33I had all set up right, you know, Yeah, you have to
- 18:36ever in sep right, you know, if you're gonna make us pack your
- 18:37ship. No, you're right now, You're right. If you have all
- 18:41boxes and you can buy boxes for cheap, you go on like offer up.
- 18:45I literally bought used boxes because they're so expensive nowadays. I bought used
- 18:49boxes off someone for forty bucks, like a hundred boxes. You can use
- 18:52boxes at the swam meat. I'm just saying, but I'm just saying,
- 18:55like a lot of people pay that. It was like it was gonna be
- 18:56like two hundred fifty bucks if my boxes like brand new. It that at
- 19:00the U Haul when I could swear they were crazy. When I buy fucking
- 19:03office supplies from the Swami, I'm buying it from the lady that steals from
- 19:07the fucking like the like the building she keeps up, Yeah, yeah,
- 19:11like she fucking takes like a whole box of fucking boxes tape. Yeah,
- 19:17and she's just like, give me ten dollars, you know what i mean.
- 19:21Like, and I'm just like, I'm gladly give you ten dollars lately,
- 19:23lady. But yeah, I bouy the tape at the Swammi before and
- 19:26I'm not gonna lie bro, Like I'm just like, why does this have
- 19:30like the Carpeture's Union on it? Like you know what i mean. Like,
- 19:33I'm like, I know where that building's at. It's in downtown.
- 19:36Like shout out to those people at the Swami Dog. Yeah, you just
- 19:40you just get a couple of people and a moving truck and it was all
- 19:44packed. Right, we can do it in like six hours. Okay,
- 19:45that's an easy move, you I mean, I mean, I don't think
- 19:49she wants to move. I don't think she wants to What I was about
- 19:53to say, that sounds like an easy move. And what I'm trying to
- 19:56say about that is you just announced us you were moving to Kentucky. Now
- 19:57that's he did not anounced it. Damn, you just put his news out
- 20:03there. Yeah, look at that. It's not even Hey, congratulations on
- 20:07you. And now I'm like to day to day dog secret. But he
- 20:14also said he ain't told nobody your lady dogs trying to go home. Dog,
- 20:17Oh my god, I'm not even drug. You drink, you drink,
- 20:22you drink a little bourbon, dude, that's what I'm started. The
- 20:27party started for sure. Yeah, yeah, you know, you know he's
- 20:30already feeling some kind of the alcohol when he starts like talking over everybody.
- 20:34Mostly it's rock. Oh yeah, that's why I feel like rock. He's
- 20:38like, no, I see Exaber sweating already. He's like the ray has
- 20:44him. All right, So we'll help Chili move. I don't think that's
- 20:48a problem as long as she packs all her stuff correctly. So we just
- 20:51need to throw it on a truck and move it somewhere. She just started
- 20:53fans to full sign up, and she tricks him. You really don't need
- 20:57She's like, you guys signed up to help me move. Look, me
- 21:00and ULYSSI is and one of two other people like moved like a whole bunch
- 21:04of stuff in like six hours. I doubt she has more than one truck.
- 21:08And so yeah, it's super eazy. Don't worry about she could trick
- 21:11food. She's like she can do what she wants on it. It makes
- 21:15him sun up for five bucks. She's like, I'm gonna give you guys
- 21:17exclusive access to help me move. I stopped that exclusive access and then yeah,
- 21:26that's what I'm saying, Like you click like to move. Yeah,
- 21:30bro, because like there's there's like other content creators out there there fucking do
- 21:33so. Like there's just really state got on there. Like I've seen on
- 21:36there and I was like, what the fuck, Like this was out here
- 21:37and I was like, well, but I guess it works for him.
- 21:40He has a lot of people on there. I made only fans and I
- 21:41was gonna do beats on it, and I just never followed through. But
- 21:45I just wanted I just wanted to. I just wanted to do that.
- 21:47But you start your own website at that point, well no, but I
- 21:48just wanted to do it just so I could be like, yeah, I
- 21:51have an only fans that's literally it. So anyways, Crickets, I went
- 22:00on vacation, ended up Kentucky for three days, drove like fourteen hundred miles
- 22:04and realized they have like as far as far as I could see, no
- 22:10homeless people on the side of the road on tents, no no graffiti.
- 22:15It was all the bathrooms were like Las Vegas casinos and there was like no
- 22:18door locked or key codes or some bullshit you had to get in there with
- 22:22and then see a pissed out bathroom. Yeah, yeah, none of that.
- 22:26You walked in there and it was just like you almost felt like there
- 22:27was music behind you. You're like, oh my god, it's so clean
- 22:30and it's like great, and no one said anything to you went to a
- 22:33gas station. They didn't asked you to buy, no shit, nothing like
- 22:36that. You just used the bathroom and it was all cool. And then
- 22:38everywhere I went, like, you know, everyone's super nice to me,
- 22:41you know, more or less. And I didn't have any conversations nobody.
- 22:45I had a great time. It was super cheap because I was in like
- 22:48the tourist area and it was like still cheaper than La prices. The gas
- 22:52is like half the price. How are the people out there? I told
- 22:55you, I told you one thing. He hit me up and I was
- 22:56like, he's like a moment to Kentucky. No offense to Kentucky. But
- 22:59for the last ten years that place has always ranked in the top ten lowest.
- 23:03I q's yeah, well that's that's the thing. I'm not. I
- 23:04have no I have no children. I'm not I'm not reproducing. They're not
- 23:08going to they're not going to school there. But you're right, they they
- 23:11there's a lot of negative things, a lot of hicks. Well, I
- 23:15mean, not get him too. I don't get I don't like this.
- 23:18It's like this. No, I mean I'm moving to your lectin ten or
- 23:22Louisville. Those are like the two main areas where all the like most the
- 23:27non hicck people, I don't know how you want to put it, but
- 23:30like the more normal, like the l a type of people are at,
- 23:33you know, like the you know, it's like the city, you know,
- 23:36but it's still super cheap. The the thing is like I can literally
- 23:37buy the land to open my restaurant on there, plus the parking lot,
- 23:42the whole the whole thing for like two and fifty grand dude, for turn
- 23:47and fifty k. I have no landlord, know nothing, Like I could
- 23:48buy a houser for two hundred and fifty k. So for five hundred K,
- 23:52I have a house and a restaurant. And I came to buy a
- 23:55house here in the ghetto and the sadness area of Los Angeles for that,
- 23:59and I have homeless people saying outside my front of my house, dude,
- 24:00fuck that shit. Do you have homeless people in front of your house door?
- 24:04Or what was the problem? Like, No, they're everywhere, bro,
- 24:07what you mean there every No, No, I have to say it,
- 24:08like I just wanted to, like I want to know if you experienced
- 24:11it. It drives me nuts every time I drive anywhere and all these homeless
- 24:15people are everywhere. I mean, it's not their fault whatever, they have
- 24:18their problems, but they need to get them off the street. Like there's
- 24:21literally I don't know if you saw in the Chain five News. I saw
- 24:22they had like a dude on the one oh one. Yeah, I got
- 24:26had he had no he had a whole house. It was like a house
- 24:30with electricity with Christmas lights out there. He had a satellite dish on his
- 24:33place and he had TV and everything. And he had a full un mansion
- 24:37right on the side of the road. Like it's like, dude, Bro,
- 24:40that's fucking that's bizarre. Bro, that is that weird living in a
- 24:42fucking wacko world that this is okay. I mean, it's not even okay
- 24:47that I I sell food on the side of the road. But that's okay.
- 24:49Like and in Kentucky, you're not selling no food on the side of
- 24:52the road. Do you have a food truck or you have a restaurant.
- 24:55That's it. They're not gonna let you go pop up on the corner at
- 24:57some place. It doesn't want it doesn't want to, like somebody, hold
- 25:00on, somebody said, Jeffrey said, that's he said a very important thing.
- 25:04And I was gonna ask you what kind of stated is. He was
- 25:07like, that's the difference between living in a democratic state and moving to a
- 25:11Republican state. Is Kentucky a red state? Yeah? Oh, it's a
- 25:14very red state. And it's kind of like Sweden. It's like eighty one
- 25:18percent white people and then the rest is whatever whatever else is like a bunch
- 25:22of Indians. No, I mean no, there it was. There was
- 25:25a lot of like mainly Mexicans or like Latino guys that were like working a
- 25:29lot of the restaurants. You just picture like the tech guy. He was
- 25:30like, oh, you guys have to thry this boards Barbekoop's the thing about
- 25:36that place? What is is a big tourist spot for all the whiskey and
- 25:38stuff that goes on in the Kentucky Derby. So like they make tons of
- 25:42money because all these guys come in there during the spring and summertime to go
- 25:47to all the bourbon spots, you know, and and and the thing is,
- 25:48I always wanted a barbecue spot that you had like like bourbon or like
- 25:52alcohol add but that's someone was impossible in la I mean, you have to
- 25:56pay between two hundred and fifty thousand five hundred thousand for liquor license, and
- 26:00then I would have to find a barbecue spot that I could have the liquor
- 26:02license and the smokers at and good luck on that. I don't think it's
- 26:06gonna happen. So over there, I can buy the property, pay eighteen
- 26:08hundred dollars to get a liquor license, and kind of that's how much it
- 26:14cost over there, eighteen hundred dollars to get a license. I can have
- 26:15one. They know, they know they want, they want anyone everyone.
- 26:18It seems like they as long as you're in the area, because there are
- 26:22still some dry counties from prohibition over there where they can't have liquor, and
- 26:26certain counties in Kentucky. But as long as you're in a wet county.
- 26:29It's eighteen hundred bucks. And it seems like if you're not a fell and
- 26:32they're going to probably approve you because they want like their bourbon in every restaurant
- 26:36they can get it in, because that's the whole point. It's it's bourbon.
- 26:38It's Kentucky. So like for me, like you know, open a
- 26:41barbecue spot and all these tourist guys roll in and like you know, I
- 26:45went to spots off the girls at the distilleries. They're like, oh,
- 26:47hit that spot, get food. I mean, I'll be like the barbecue
- 26:49guy speak. I mean it'd be dope. It sounds like I have big
- 26:52old joints in front of big old joints, smokers in front of my barbecue
- 26:56spot in a place that you know, smoking weeds illegal. Well, I
- 27:00mean most like funniest ever I think. I mean, how funny told like
- 27:04funny up, and they fucking do find some fucking o g fucking insane.
- 27:11It won't be at the it won't be at the restaurant my like three acre
- 27:15property. I know. Bro. It was like all the companies are under
- 27:17investigation after that, like no, we're good. There's gonna be pulled up
- 27:22in court. Hey parts, Hey, okay, he's already ran on the
- 27:30court. He's like, I remember this day and we don't smoke the same
- 27:32number one Gucci board. Actually I didn't know what are you talking about?
- 27:37Number one though? Like it's Dustin. That's the one thing that like I've
- 27:41always respected about you is that you've never been like like you've always I could
- 27:45tell that you've always been a gambling man before I knew that you like to
- 27:48gamble because you were never afraid to gamble on yourself. Like if you said
- 27:51you were gonna do something, you did it, and you like you follow
- 27:53through. And the good thing about this is that like when you're gonna do
- 27:56this, you already done, like you know, you do what like uh
- 28:00what the Japanese doing business? Like they fucking uh they kind of like,
- 28:03you know, they kind of over delivered because they they they contribute or taken
- 28:10to contribution or acknowledge every possible outcome and all the risk. And you're always
- 28:15very good at that and that's why things work out for you. So I
- 28:18could definitely see you having a very successful business out there, and shit,
- 28:21it gives me a reason to go to Kentucky. I mean, hey,
- 28:22dude, you already know I probably probably fit in pretty good. I'll put
- 28:29this way. I went to three different liquor stores through Kentucky. Every one
- 28:33of them try to sell me, uh uh marijuana. You know, you
- 28:37know whatever they call marijuana out there was it was like delta agen. No,
- 28:41it was real marijuana. It was it was it was real, it
- 28:44was real weird. It was just it was just bullshit. It wasn't very
- 28:45good. Oh they tried to sell so oh I had like it was Jay
- 28:48and Silent Bob everywhere I went down there, bro No Joe, I gave
- 28:52away your pro pens to a bunch of dudes in Kentucky because like I was
- 28:56talking to him and like, oh yeah, this was crazy. I went
- 29:00to this one liquor store and like I'm tying them. I wanted the battery
- 29:02because of the propen when I got broke, I didn't charge it right,
- 29:04so I had no battery. So they told me they went to sell me
- 29:07a battery and they're like, oh, is like, oh, my friend
- 29:08would have all the no no's. It's two white dudes. It's two white
- 29:12dudes. And they're like they're like they're like, oh, you smoke,
- 29:15and I'm like, oh yeah, I have definitely smoke. And then they
- 29:18go and they pull down their little sack of weed and you know, because
- 29:19they don't want the camera to see, they're trying to like slay it to
- 29:22me. I look at it and it was like some bullshit. I'm like,
- 29:25now, bro, you need this. I give one of your pro
- 29:26When the pro pens, I go try this vape and they're looking like,
- 29:30oh shit, makes you know. We're doing shots in there, like the
- 29:32game, the little little whiskey shots, doing went out shots in there.
- 29:36I was their new homie. They like like, look at me on Instagram
- 29:38and they're like, oh shit, look all these people. You know,
- 29:41you actually know people. And they were fucking stoked, so like they're my
- 29:44new friends in Kentucky. And then I went to another place the same shit
- 29:47happened. It was like three different, three different liquor stores, have propeen
- 29:51you can be the new Kernel. Can we put you on a mission that's
- 29:55in Kentucky? Right? OK? Can we don't? Can we we don't
- 29:57smoke the same put you on a little mission if it sounds like it's you,
- 30:00but you know, dude, You're gonna love this one. When I
- 30:03say, we don't spoke the same. When I say the same, I
- 30:06thought about this. I want to hear it. That's all. I'm jeopard
- 30:08and if you back me up, you gotta take a shot. If no,
- 30:11I'll take a shot. All right, all right, all right,
- 30:14perfect. We don't smoke the same idea. I want to put your little
- 30:15mission. Just because he doesn't agree doesn't mean it's not a good idea.
- 30:18Though, we don't smoke the same Uh, Bart's mission when you go to
- 30:22Kentucky. You heard of the Whitaker family. They're in West Virginia. Stupid,
- 30:27But his job, his mission is to find a family like that in
- 30:30Kentucky so we can go out there smoke them out. Log it eats barbecue.
- 30:37It's a great idea. Don't fucking hate on it. How cool would
- 30:38it be if you hit us up like Xavier? The reason people say,
- 30:42okay, look, can you ask the chap the imagine? Okay, Look,
- 30:45I'm gonna let him finish because I want I want you to feel stupid,
- 30:48because you know how you I mean, you know how you sign me
- 30:49last time about his son? You now you sign up a bitch? I
- 30:52don't know. I'm just saying I know it's a little exploiting, exploiting up.
- 30:56Yeah, all right, it's a little bit exploiting his family. But
- 31:00they're inbreds. We gotta document this ship. This is okay, Zamber.
- 31:07Let me fucking tell you. The reason the Whitaker family is in West Virginia
- 31:11is because that was a state where like they kind of enforced the keeping the
- 31:14bloodlines pure and certain. No it was not, Bro, this isn't there's
- 31:19hall the fucking videos of fucking fools. Just like, hey, bro,
- 31:23there's not that many people in these fucking little ass towns, so foods started
- 31:27each other. I went to West Virginia, and that ship became a very
- 31:32very commony. Just like in certain places like that in Arkansas, that's not
- 31:36gonna fly in Kentucky. They're not known for that. You're not gonna find
- 31:38a retarded inbred family out there. You're gonna find stupid people. Mission.
- 31:42That's the part of the mission is for him to find it. I didn't
- 31:45say it was gonna be easy. I didn't say Kentucky's got inbred families left
- 31:48and right. I said, is that baron you want to I'm barbecue and
- 31:52bourbon im if you find that family, your barbie is popular. Hey,
- 31:56y'all look a little inbredy and have a great time. Yeah, Exaber,
- 32:02this is this is very stupid idea. Yeah, what's up with you?
- 32:07Rock? Are you just pissed that Exaber? He's existing right now? Oh?
- 32:10All the time? Any every time he breathes, I just I don't
- 32:15know, man, it makes my skin. I think he takes a little
- 32:17bit of air away from the regular of folks when people are laughing. I
- 32:22have asthma. I rather see Will. I'd rather see Will breathe twice than
- 32:25see you. Shit. I'm choking. But all right, let's get back
- 32:31into some of the super chats. Let's do thank everybody who's been coming through.
- 32:35DJ Baz nine ninety nine damnsolute, thank you, DJ Bazz, appreciate
- 32:39you. Good luck. Ten Flowers, I hope you are doing well.
- 32:44Warmth ten Flowers, thank you so much for that super chat. Herbs,
- 32:50What up? Fam? Did people say that to you? Oh? Bro,
- 32:57It's like it's like my my greeting dude. It's I'm telling you,
- 33:00Bros. I'm telling you it's so weird. Now They're like, I go
- 33:05to so many places and random people just go ma like it's just like it
- 33:09blows. It blows my mind, like I mean, I mean, I
- 33:13can't believe it. It's I mean, no, it's I mean, there're
- 33:15I mean, we just knows right right. I'm not lying you. Let's
- 33:20see ly I'm not lying. It's it's it has they walk by the drive
- 33:23body, when are you slinging burgers again? We'll just blog it down tomorrow.
- 33:27Let me see what time. Well, I'm doing the I'm doing the
- 33:30Doctor Green thumb Lax Dispensary. These breakfasts burgers specials on Saturday from eight am
- 33:36to twelve o'clock. We're doing a four to twenty special, uh, twarter
- 33:40pound sausage patty with bacon over easy egg and chili verde saltsa on top on
- 33:45a Preoa spun or a double for six dollars. So that's a half pound
- 33:50breakfast sandwich for six bucks. So yeah, we're gonna be We're gonna be
- 33:53like me and you listening to be slanging that and then we're going to Herb's
- 33:57thing over at this like cush thing or something in Torrents. We're doing like
- 34:01this Burger's over there at like five o'clock or something five to eight. So
- 34:07the four twenty is a whole bunch of a bunch of the weed events,
- 34:09Stoner's events everywhere. Nice. We're probably gonna just be hanging out at the
- 34:15soccer game most of the time in pregaming because it's that's it's a good game.
- 34:20I mean Red Red New for the East Coast. I think New York
- 34:25Red Bulls are number one. I don't even think it's Miami right now,
- 34:30you know what number one? Before we get into the next super chat.
- 34:32Fuck the MLS, bro, straight up, bro, Like ever since you
- 34:36guys signed fucking Messy, you guys are sucking his dick fucking harder than fucking
- 34:39David Beckham, fucking Landon, Donovan Ibrahimovich, Eddy everywhere. Not not the
- 34:46way they were doing it like this though not messy either. They're not messy
- 34:51either. And they're not messy either. Let's be for real. I lott
- 34:53them as much as I don't like messy. You just see his last school,
- 34:57bro. It was just co Yeah. But you know, but you
- 35:00know you're expected to fucking win ten zero when you play the deaf kids.
- 35:04You know what I'm saying. Not that I'm calling the MLS the fucking deaf
- 35:07kids, but in this case, yeah, bro, we're not there yet.
- 35:08We're not there yet, bro, Like we have a lot of shit
- 35:12to do. You can't. There's a lot of things that pissed me off
- 35:15about that organization. For me, I got a bunch of cunts. Next
- 35:17one, who's who's nick? Rosis seven one four two dollars? Get the
- 35:23Mexicans from the chat smart. I don't know what even for that? But
- 35:30next one, J Max C two dollars, what's up foods? We don't
- 35:35smoke the same all day. Thank you so much. Appreciate you, J
- 35:38Max C. All the way in Kanada. Found there's a lot of there's
- 35:44a lot of Indians, Bio cush one ninety nine. Is that where you're
- 35:50from? Beachasick? No, don't say it like that where you from?
- 35:53You know how that this where you from? I'm glad you were. Are
- 35:58you from Compton? You bitch as full like dog if he is he has
- 36:00don sight you dog like. You can't say ship like that, bro,
- 36:05But I technically I didn't say bitch ass I said bitch yeah, But it's
- 36:08just they just don't say so close stalks so close. Did you not watch
- 36:14hood stocks? Like, bro, like shake gets wild on site that f
- 36:19dog Rod already have half a shirt off. Dog, I'm ready, he's
- 36:23ready. Everybody takes the shirt off to everybody. I see. It's just
- 36:31like one day, just like yeah, yeah, bro, all right Joe
- 36:40Bonnie s h ho safe team. I just saw that for the other day.
- 36:45So look to glow Bonnie. Remember when remember when we thought he died
- 36:49in the Vegas house, Yeah, he took scared fool. At one point,
- 36:53I was just like all right, fo, like you got fingish what
- 36:57two three tanks? We were all kind of brain died name Steph tone and
- 37:04like I kind of I participated, but not like the way they participate.
- 37:07Yeah, that's when you guys are out there for the yeah Las Vegas or
- 37:10Yeah. I was one of those. Remember I threw Yeah that was a
- 37:15tempted but it was a good try. That's why I did the burgers out
- 37:17there. Oh yeah, oh yeah we did burgers. You made it there.
- 37:22We didn't make it no, wait, no burgers and smoking fires.
- 37:31He did and and and and send Godfather and Trace came out. Yeah I
- 37:37remember that. Yeah, over at the draw, I was defense. I
- 37:40was not, and I know you were, trust me. I saw I
- 37:45saw the message on my phone. I'm like, this guy is jacked the
- 37:46funk up. We were blocking. I mean, it made no sense when
- 37:50you were in texting. Remember when I threw up and I saw your guys
- 37:53all videos, I'm like, that was so nice because he'd never do this
- 37:57to me. He was throwing up in the parking lot and I knew like
- 38:00he went hard so to me when he burnt the hole in the rental.
- 38:01I did, but don't not like you didn't charge you for it, fucker?
- 38:06And what the was I gonna do dollars for you? He's throwing get
- 38:08in there like he did me a hangover when you stole the cop car.
- 38:15His dumbass is laying down in the fucking in the back like a beaner because
- 38:19no one else bit. So they threw me back there and I was like,
- 38:21whoa to ease my trauma? And he smoked his joy And when I
- 38:24crossed the border and all the little kid this this is it. This is
- 38:28fucking Xavier dude, like for real, this was him like dead and then
- 38:36and then he the cherry. It's like falls to the side, burnt through
- 38:40the fucking back seat, and I'm just like, fuck, bro, like
- 38:44and I know, and I'm driving it. He called it, I'm driving
- 38:46it. I'm like and I'm like, I'm like smells like like carpet burning.
- 38:52Who's who who dropped the the you know? And he was like,
- 38:54no, no, nothing happened. It was a reptalt so we weren't about
- 38:58to even smoke. You're like playing trains automobiles, like when I should catch
- 39:00on fire, dude, It's like and then he touches me like four days
- 39:05later, I think it got away with it. He's like, it's two
- 39:07hundred off. It's two hundred off cap because of the rental burn. I
- 39:10was like, god damn it. Oh, So I was so happy the
- 39:15first thing the fucking girl went because the seats were down. What's this?
- 39:21I was getting my cut Like, I just lit really told that. I
- 39:23was like, look, we had a little accident, and they were just
- 39:25like, well, that accident is gonna cost you two hundred dollars. Yeah,
- 39:29yeah, that's actually not that bad of a deal for a burnt hole.
- 39:31And I mean it didn't go all the way through. It was just
- 39:34like the body behind drugs I didn't even damn. But I'm just saying like
- 39:39it would have cost way more prior to fix that. So I think a
- 39:42two hundred bucks was a fair fair price for that. You know what I
- 39:45saw was that stupidity? You know what I saw one time? Stupid,
- 39:49major stupidity. What's worth that? So I don't know where I was at,
- 39:52but I remember the later, huh. I remember I pulled over.
- 39:55I remember I pulled over somewhere and I saw this lady open her trunk and
- 39:59she was just mad. And I'm like, why this bitch mad? Bro?
- 40:01I guess you had just came from home depot and they did it,
- 40:05tying the container up of paint all over her trunk. Dog, whose fall
- 40:09is this? Like? Who you mad at? Like you call home?
- 40:12Deeple? Do you blame them? Like? I saw her face and I
- 40:15knew she was pissed, and like what do you do? Because like she
- 40:16should have check. They're gonna tell you should have checked if I spose.
- 40:19Also, she's I don't know, she's not a professional painter. Maybe you
- 40:22know that's boy. I'm gonna tell you. In a similar situation, back
- 40:29when I first started doing barbecue and catering, giving people take food at home.
- 40:32I didn't really know how to pack it very well. And I know
- 40:35there was incidents where people's whole trunk were full of barbecue beans because it's like
- 40:38squished out the top of the metal. Well because there's like well no,
- 40:43because there's like there's really this whole way. You got to pack it right.
- 40:45You're gonna take it for like forty five miles off somewhere. And I
- 40:49know, I know a lot of people had barbecue beans and cream corn all
- 40:52over the back of their car. They're like Mercedes or BMW or some high
- 40:57end car. It's like an improvement. I'm just saying, what whatever,
- 41:00you know, it's like it is, uh yeah, that that that's one
- 41:06of those things that me and Ulysses have like master now so we know,
- 41:08we know, we know we take that ship home that we're not gonna you're
- 41:12not gonna you're not gonna ye out me for smelling that ship over. I
- 41:15know that sounds messed up, but you're taking him to Kentucky. I think
- 41:20you listen, has more thanks better do you out here? And and and
- 41:23when and when he wants to come out be a guest chef, he'll probably
- 41:27come out. I don't think he's gonna. You guys make a good team.
- 41:30That's what I would. I would, I would totally. I would
- 41:32totally say, hey, bro, kidnap, you take you with me.
- 41:35But I don't know that's gonna work out in his current situation. He's gonna.
- 41:38I don't know, I kidnap. I'm just saying, like, hey,
- 41:43bro, you want to come out. No, I think he's gonna.
- 41:45I think he's just stay here. But uh, but he'll definitely come
- 41:47out to train. He'll definitely train the people. I'll pay a bunch of
- 41:50money come out and train all my people so that they all know know what's
- 41:52going on. Because you know, that's the one thing about the food business,
- 41:57like all these other people, they are stupid. They always peel money.
- 42:00They don't know how to get like people that are trained, you know
- 42:02the right way, you know, and like the one thing you us see
- 42:06is and Tracy both like Tommy was know what to like, you know what
- 42:09to what to look out for. Like when're trying to, uh to hire
- 42:15the right person for the you know that that actually is going to do the
- 42:16right job. You know, a lot of people just hire people because they
- 42:20don't. They're not in the food business. They're just running the business like
- 42:22you know, so like you know, I mean that's the one thing I
- 42:27definitely know how to spot, like people that know what they're doing. You
- 42:30know that that work for me. You know, some people don't know they're
- 42:34don't work for me, but they're just the homies and they need money.
- 42:36I mean I was about to they roll on end. You must have a
- 42:38lot of people in your DM just be like, yo, you need some
- 42:42help. Hey, I'll do I don't do. So how do you bend
- 42:46it? Or how do you think about who? It's a whole get I
- 42:49have this whole gimmick. It's it's a lot of people got a gimmick.
- 42:53You hear that. It's not people want Hey look here's the thing. Everyone
- 43:01wants an incentive to work harder and make more money. I mean, what
- 43:06else do you want? So I pay Ulysses or almost everyone works for me
- 43:09twenty five dollars an hour, and then like if I sell six dollars burger,
- 43:15I give a dollar that's six dollars directly to Ulysses. Because usually just
- 43:17me and him, I don't take the tips. Some people don't tip is
- 43:21on six dollars burgers, so that way he gets tip guaranteed. So we
- 43:23roll through like you know, one hundred and twenty total burgers. Like a
- 43:27double is one burger, so he gets a dollar and it's two patties.
- 43:30You know, however works out the math, but he gets that. And
- 43:34usually in the end, like most days you're making like you know, fifty
- 43:37to seventy five dollars an hour if not more times working for me, and
- 43:43like Ulysses and anyone that works for me is totally happy, and they always
- 43:46show up, even they're dying, like they'll show up and the like sometimes
- 43:52I'm like, no, dude, you got to go home your sex.
- 43:57I have other people that can work for me. Bro you're you know,
- 44:00but but but but I'm just saying, like you know, like hey,
- 44:04hey, we're homies and but but but money always always hey or a scheme,
- 44:08I don't know it's a scheme, but it's just the way I do
- 44:10things. No one does it like that, just the way I do it.
- 44:14I already apologize. So it's like when I wanted to expand the business
- 44:16out, it was gonna be like you know, because like every pound of
- 44:19brisket. I saw it. Throw a dollar in for a tip for the
- 44:22guys that are working for me, So they all get like this extra tip
- 44:24thing, and everyone tips on top of that a lot of times, you
- 44:28know. So he'll get like seventy dollars in regular cash tips and then I
- 44:30throw another one hundred dollars in tips, plus he gets twenty five bucks an
- 44:34hour. Hey, that's why you listen, you Lissenes only works for me
- 44:37for you know, a few days a week. It's a great thing.
- 44:39Yeah, damn, I'm gonna it's I mean and and and it's and not
- 44:45just that's like manny hood each you know, my buddy Josh John, all
- 44:50all my homies will work for me. You know, they all get the
- 44:52same thing. And I have a bunch of friends who work for me and
- 44:53we we just we just busted out, you know that at At that's at
- 44:58At. I just knew Parnell he works for me sometimes, and like you
- 45:01know, it's just like everyone busted out and they all work hard. Barts
- 45:06you deserve. As the Japanese would say, omedo, congratulations for all the
- 45:12d of the day guys. The day guys, you're beat out again.
- 45:15You know, yeah that means that means congratulations. But yeah right here.
- 45:25But sure, I'm sure they have Japanese people out there. Have two two's
- 45:30enough. But no, but people out there, give me a job,
- 45:34Barts, give me a job, Barts food, like have a resume?
- 45:37Foods? Yeah, yeah, how do you get doesn't work on that.
- 45:40He's not hiring the foods that flipped the tax lin in the corner I'll put.
- 45:45I mean, there's there's probably very few people I need in Los Angeles,
- 45:50But when iver do I moved to Kentucky in a year from now,
- 45:52I'll definitely need people there, but move out there. But Rogan's moving out
- 45:57there. But unless he's here, and it's it's me and him, bro,
- 46:00I mean like like, look, we don't need nobody else. That's
- 46:04the thing. Half the time, there's other people there and to get in
- 46:07our way. I mean, the only one that really doesn't is Hood eats
- 46:08our many. You know, he rolls out. We we we the three
- 46:13of us were good together. And my buddy Herman that works for me.
- 46:15We know what to do, buddy. But but like you know, everyone
- 46:19else, it's like you know, a lot of times it's just easy for
- 46:22me to do less, less people working for me, and he makes more
- 46:24money and we just work harder, you know, because I don't I do
- 46:28the work. I don't. I don't just sit there and like let some
- 46:31people out there do do the job. Like I mean, I'm over there
- 46:36smashing, smashing, So so you know how I was talking ship like man
- 46:38I wish I was went. When did you talk when we were waiting,
- 46:43when we were eating the Kouchie board, I was there, like man I
- 46:45wish Bartes was at EDC. I'd love a fucking six dollars anything under fifteen
- 46:50bucks every well, you would afford the e DC. They they charge like
- 46:55fifty percent of your of your sales or forty percent. I don't know they're
- 47:00exactly, but they're all the same, like they're all the usual, always
- 47:02work the same way. You have to pay for a booth. You got
- 47:06to pay all these fees. You got to house all the people there,
- 47:08so you really got to people to one to just hang out there too,
- 47:10because you're not gonna pay all those hours. Someone's gonna be there twenty four
- 47:14hours a day, fucking three days straight. That's a fucking shitload. So
- 47:17you gotta have a bunch of helmies that want to go there and party it
- 47:20up when they're not working, and it's it's it's a fiasco. Like I'm
- 47:24not gonna mess around that ship. I don't give a fuck. I go
- 47:27on the side of the road. I tell them I'm there. People show
- 47:30up and I can't wait. So I can't wait them there every day all
- 47:32the time, and which is coming soon now, I mean, because I
- 47:36gotta I gotta make I gotta actually make it well, make everyone happy,
- 47:39make everyone happy, so I can do all the pop ups I can in
- 47:44the year before. So what I'm trying to ask kind of at festivals,
- 47:46we're not really getting robbed, per se. It's just a charge. They're
- 47:50taking fifty percent of that money. Somebody said, Bart's is gonna be smashing
- 47:53more than Burgers. You can take you Yeah, well so Barts, they
- 47:59would. It's out there time. Yeah, you're like Kentucky bro. It's
- 48:07like it's like the sweet end of America. I mean, I mean America.
- 48:09I mean, it's just like a bunch of hot white checks. I
- 48:13don't tell you, dude, I mean, and then this one knows how
- 48:15to make barbieque. You're gonna be in love. He can like he can
- 48:21like marry he can marry them when they're like good looking and they want,
- 48:23well, he can have a kid. So they're never gonna get fat.
- 48:27That's yeah, that's the whole thing, because they're getting fat once they have
- 48:30a kid. Yeah, reversible, dude, once once they have a kid.
- 48:35Bro, it's very hard to come back for that. Like if you're
- 48:37like without a mommy makeover, Like once that kid comes out, Bro,
- 48:40that body is if you could pick, that's the new transmission check engine since
- 48:45you brought it up. If you could pick sea section or natural births,
- 48:51if you could pick because something you can't pick. Dog when the doctor says
- 48:53it's an emergency, the sea section, she's gonna die. He's actually with
- 49:00the today's technology, you're the most sectionally Keith john Prime, keep them Johnny
- 49:04Pristine. Let that you breathe go and see section. Yeah, don't stretch
- 49:12the kucci. It's never gonna and never go back. Right, that stomach
- 49:15will go back, She's never it's never gonna go back to it. I
- 49:17ever have any of y'all ever smashed a mom but yeah, because I haven't,
- 49:22she back. I did a bunch of times when I was like twenty
- 49:24two, yeah I was twenty five, Yeah yeah, twenty two, twenty
- 49:29three, yeah, that was time to do it. But this gal,
- 49:31she uh four year old chicks. She snapped. This girl, well she
- 49:35was younger, she was, she had her kid when she was like twenty
- 49:37okay now, but she she snapped right back like I never would have known.
- 49:43I mean, well, she still has she's she's still young enough where
- 49:45it's like it's like a band aid. It's like, yo, she's like
- 49:49her pussy's like the Terminator two villain, like that ship the kid keep out,
- 49:53and she was like like back to normal form. Dog said, bitches
- 50:00be trying to have kids when they're young, bro, because the older you
- 50:01get, bro, Like, how hard is it to lose weight? The
- 50:04older you get the hardest. I mean bro, Like even with o zim
- 50:08pick, you know what I mean, Like that shit can only do so
- 50:12much. Bro. People think of Osempics out here doing God's work like,
- 50:15bitch, no it is it is. I see I've seen some shd dog,
- 50:19I've seen some chid dog. I'm like that's ozempic. No, dude,
- 50:22some girls should be using Osempic dog. Do you remember I screenshot to
- 50:27show that chick that said I mean, like like dudes, dude, I
- 50:31don't know why not it's gonna work on bitches Like regardless, Bro, they
- 50:36don't. They're not usually that big or whatever. That's like, uh like
- 50:39one of those drugs that like becomes like a weight loss drugs diabetics. They're
- 50:45not all diabetics now, for I know it's supposed to those things. You
- 50:47take it easy, easy way out for people that want to actually do the
- 50:51work. I mean, I mean unless there's a real medical problem you have,
- 50:54but a lot a lot of those people just just take it as easy.
- 50:59That's fair. I get that. Oh yeah you start. He's still
- 51:02taking t R T bar all right. So hey, I just got my
- 51:06results in. I was gonna actually tell you guys earlier. So I'm at
- 51:14out of like twelve hundreds of high as I'm at like eight seventy five.
- 51:19My uh my, my estrogen's perfect, which you got to make sure all
- 51:23my all my blood, all my blood blood blood cells I want no,
- 51:28no, no, no, you have to have some No you got it.
- 51:32No, no, it's point nine point two nine is like the estrogen
- 51:37was just perfect, and so all my results were like, perfect, he
- 51:42has more and uh yeah, and actually the doctor's like, you know,
- 51:45if you want to increase it, like a point one MILLIGRAMDMA every two shots,
- 51:49you can get to that one thousand level and you'll be good. You
- 51:52start crying, Oh, sure, all I'm thinking about I'm thinking about I
- 51:55don't think about dragon bar I say, why do you want more issages?
- 52:00You can just start randomly crying about Oh that's you know. You said that
- 52:07though all that pictures dragon ball z. Like, let me quote this guy
- 52:08and I quote you in. He's like he's at a thousand. Careful gino,
- 52:15what is to scouters say about his testosterone level? Hetr in a fucking
- 52:19barne. I'll tell you this, bro, It's changed my life. You
- 52:24know, I've been really lazy lately. I've getting like twenty five pounds since
- 52:30my like lowest level of like fitness. So so yeah, over the next
- 52:34year, I'm basically going to be like stepping it up and doing a lot
- 52:37more fitness so that when I go to Kentucky, I'm actually fit enough to,
- 52:42like, you know, bone chase, right, do all types of
- 52:44stuff. I mean, that's not that's not We're not while you're going down
- 52:49there right now. But just like take me, hold take the who can,
- 52:55Like, hey, so thank you for number one, Thank you Barts
- 52:59for bringing us this delicious James E. Pepper, Kentucky straight bourbon within So
- 53:02that was like the best, like the best bourbon I had And all the
- 53:07places I went to, I went to like nine different places and that was
- 53:10that shit was bombed. I bought like four balls back. I had to
- 53:13like confiscated and not like hide all these bottles, you know, like in
- 53:16my buggage because they don't really check but they're only was bringing like four balls
- 53:22back I brought like he brought like twenty bro, like nine twenty nine.
- 53:25Well, like, how is this? How do we call this the land
- 53:29of the free when you can't even fucking bring like that's the United States America?
- 53:32That that it's why do you care? You're illegal? Bro? Because
- 53:37I was glad of you because I want I want this so bad, but
- 53:39then sometimes like what do I want? Hey, bro, you already heard
- 53:43when Poppy Drum's come back. I'm working on hold on he was, I'm
- 53:45working on it. I went to the market, I'm work and it was
- 53:49raining, Dude, I'm working on it a food straight out. I saw
- 53:52that. I saw that press conference. He was like, I'm gonna tell
- 53:55you this, America. If I come back and when I come back,
- 54:01those are the illegals. They're going back home. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 54:07he said. He was like Trump Trump, Trump's gonna have like a
- 54:10Patty wagon trying trying to find him a dreamer though he's not. He's gonna
- 54:16he's very different between dreamer and I just crossed the boarder yesterday. We need
- 54:22picture x G with Trump, like trying to chase after him, like when
- 54:28he's yeah, that should be a shirt. That'd be an awesome as shirt
- 54:34and Trumps Trump's after you. You know why they called streamers you can dream
- 54:37from Mexico because we're always streaming. We don't get deported. Come on that
- 54:43kills on stage. I do that ship on stage. Laugh lo, people
- 54:45put the put the laugh in the mode. You know that was funny.
- 54:50You can't be insecure about your jokes doing these on stage. But I really
- 54:55do that one on stage. I really do. I was like, come
- 54:58on, laugh, guys, they're for sure getting deported. Fuck you better
- 55:04fix that though, like working on it, I said. I went to
- 55:07the flea market and it was raining. Dude, I'll try to get so
- 55:10what did what did you chick by? Nothing? I just want to go
- 55:14see how he's comfortable with me calling her sick? Now everything that ship?
- 55:17Yeah, when did she say that? When? When did she say that?
- 55:20Pushes getting ready put your handphones on your fucking asshole. Fucking I can't.
- 55:31I can't do anything. I can't do nothing. Never fucking there was
- 55:37like little middle clip in the middle. I could have clipped it out till
- 55:39I was like, he's not going to catch that fucker caught that. Dog.
- 55:45Usually we have an idea, We have ideas, and sometimes he's like,
- 55:49that's that there really appease me so much so I'm not gonna follow through
- 55:51with it. But whenever he's like, yeah, this was good, like
- 55:54it's gonna be there, I know he was gonna like it. That was
- 55:57delete. I was like, and I know these fools were going there,
- 56:02and I know all the maniacs were going there and be like, let me
- 56:05go, let me go check his girl out. Yeah, let me go
- 56:07see who he took to the Dodger game. Let me see what's up.
- 56:09Yeah, I know I know what to do. Dog, I'm a content
- 56:13creator. I'm like Jake Paul Dogg. I'm like Logan Paul, what's up?
- 56:20No Jumper? Here? Dog, what's up? We're never giving We're
- 56:22in the next move. You don't even know, dog, We're never giving
- 56:25hg acid before the show again, I don't know. I think it's pretty
- 56:29good. He's lying too close to the sun. N Adam Bony. I
- 56:39don't even think i'd watch. I would have wanted him watching. Like people,
- 56:45I'm gonna buck laying the plug. He can't be in the room.
- 56:46People. People literally will hit me up and they're like, oh, you
- 56:50watch No Jumper. They're like, do you watch talk? I'm like,
- 56:52look, fool like I like that who is a fucking podcaster? But like
- 56:57I cannot watch that fool like fuck Like it's just like it's gonna like it's
- 57:02one or the other, Like I want to subscribe to one because I just
- 57:07try to watch. I try watching one episode where I was like, oh,
- 57:10it's this crazy, and then it just gets kind of like I'm not
- 57:14gonna look at this for the same so I might as well just stop.
- 57:15Bro, he's got a Lisa Simpson tattoo on his fucking face. Dog like,
- 57:20Yeah, that's tight. Huh. Oh, I forget you. Yeah,
- 57:22you probably have twenty I forget. I also love Gucci Mane. He
- 57:27got ice cream tatt on his face and I don't want to watch him.
- 57:30Yeah, I love that tattoo. Yeah, Gucci Mane' that's when you know
- 57:34you don't give a fuck about nothing. You know, Mike Tyson's here,
- 57:38they both don't. You're the one of them give a fuck. Yeah,
- 57:40those Mike Tyson's and get Jake just fucking use them like a battering ring.
- 57:45I'm so nervous about that fight, like if it, if it, that's
- 57:50what, That's what I was gonna say, it's it's it's so, I
- 57:54don't know what's I just want him to beat the ship out of him.
- 57:58I don't think Mike Tyson's gonna let Jake Paul touch him just much him.
- 58:04Yeah, he's getting paid less, bro, he's getting paid twenty million.
- 58:07They're gonna get thirty million. So you're already below you're gonna fuck that dude
- 58:10up. That's also true. Yeah, I'm just saying I just I'm gonna
- 58:14lose a lot of faith in the world if if Tyson loses, No's no
- 58:19way. I mean, yeah, but you you see that gorilla dude,
- 58:22Dude, that guy's running around like snarling. I'm gonna fuck you up,
- 58:25dude. He's crying, he is ready to roll like that man is emotional
- 58:30like I don't know. I that's my thing. That's all I'm saying is
- 58:34it's it's there's so many times in life where you see something that seems like
- 58:37it's gonna make sense and it's either now that's like the new rule because they're
- 58:40gonna they're gonna test him. No, well then he's just gonna go in
- 58:45mad. I'm just saying like, yeah, I was, That's what I'm
- 58:47saying, Like he's that's good, Like you're just gonna make the fucking the
- 58:52bull angrier. All right, Hey, let's get through some of these other
- 58:55ones. I'm gonna fuck him up. I I hope. So I'm like
- 59:00I said, he doesn't something happened, something was rigged something. There we
- 59:05go, because I fucking love Tyson. Man, he's got a heat has
- 59:07to kill him. He guy wants to grab a whole big old something Cali
- 59:10blaze and eat it. Dude. Oh man, what the fuck? That
- 59:15was crazy? All Right, let's get Let's get through the last couple of
- 59:17them. King Flames x Geeze Alter ego named is Gabe by Is, I
- 59:24don't know what is it? Be nigh be nigh us. I don't know,
- 59:31uh what is it? Next one hire me. I'm in Washington.
- 59:38We don't smoke the same. That's what today. Moved to Kentucky. Move
- 59:44to Kentucky. Move to Kentucky, dog a, buy a whole house and
- 59:49we can all like hang out and like and we like the Bart's party house.
- 59:52Last here, you know, you take what'll take over? Next one
- 1:00:00Torres for nine cubo lepero coctus Hey define gave me a Peyoti plan. That
- 1:00:07Sh'S still striving even with all that rain. That ship is like still just
- 1:00:14like, just let that food just grow. Next one food Neckrosi's seven to
- 1:00:21one four yo. How was Bart's signature loveless barbecue? It's fire fire dog.
- 1:00:31Who do your employees put any love? Do you let them put love
- 1:00:36into it? Or you sit there and tell them no love? You do
- 1:00:37this just for work. You see them enjoying it and them you like,
- 1:00:43I'm just finding dog like, how much no love on? Right now?
- 1:00:52I want to know like I feel like I feel like he put he has
- 1:00:55these fools, Like I feel like this is North Korea. Barts is like,
- 1:01:00no love, you can blink three times to let us know if you're
- 1:01:05in trouble. Yeah, we know he pays you all. We know he
- 1:01:07pays you all, so you can. This is your leases. Everybody he
- 1:01:10works with Bart's Barbecue. First time on the show. Welcome, Welcome,
- 1:01:15you gotta talk to the mic. Oh yeah, hey, how y'all doing?
- 1:01:17Man? Yeah, shoot man, Well I think about it. It's
- 1:01:22always technique. You can love some things, man, this sometimes I love.
- 1:01:24I want to I want to make a dish and I want to execute
- 1:01:28it. It's all about the execution. And sometimes I really want to execute
- 1:01:32this dish. But if you don't follow a technique, no matter how much
- 1:01:37love you put into it, it's not gonna come out. So it's mainly
- 1:01:40technique. If you're gonna be mad if it doesn't come out right and all
- 1:01:45that love went out the window. You know, he's very right. He's
- 1:01:50very He's very right about that, bro. Because I've been buying fried chicken
- 1:01:52from Roubs like every week. No, sometimes it's bomb And it depends on
- 1:01:58who makes making it. Yeah, Like, well you think that's the love.
- 1:02:00You think that's a lot using the same love and love and technique too,
- 1:02:05bro because like the lady who cooks it, who calls me baby like
- 1:02:08fucking like, she's fucking cool as fuck. She calls like everybody baby bro
- 1:02:12like and you could tell that she like has been cooking fried chicken for a
- 1:02:15while, but whenever fucking out he still makes it. You can tell he
- 1:02:17doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, he's just fucking chicken. Yeah, he
- 1:02:22was like, he's cheecken and I don't. My chicks she working at vines
- 1:02:27right and they do chicken, Like are you saying? And people will be
- 1:02:30like, yo, did you make it today? Because they know like she
- 1:02:34gonna come in, she gonna make it. Yeah, that people are gonna
- 1:02:37make it, Like I do believe in love well making the food like what
- 1:02:42he's just like, ah, I agree with him. I'm on his side
- 1:02:45where like it doesn't matter. I don't care if you make it to taste.
- 1:02:47I can care less. People are any love, no love. And
- 1:02:50one of the famous guys who's it, the guy Gordon Ramsey, No it
- 1:02:54don't look no no loving that he's going to be one of the best.
- 1:02:59It does feel cool in an older black Yeah, because you know so well.
- 1:03:04I guess like you find you find a medium like you find curlibrium.
- 1:03:07You you have your you know your your love and your technique because you know,
- 1:03:12I guess one without the other. You know you you definitely like or
- 1:03:15love what you're doing, you know to a degree. And I guess some
- 1:03:19of the love really comes from like your reactions. You know, like I
- 1:03:22can't stand for how they season going and buying gifts. I can't stand going
- 1:03:28to the mall and having to buy gifts, stand in line and spend my
- 1:03:30money. For sure, spend my money. But I love to see the
- 1:03:34reaction. Yeah, I love that part. So that's the if any love
- 1:03:37is there, that's the love that we have. You know, love to
- 1:03:40see your reaction. That's why every time you guys come through, you know,
- 1:03:43destin aways comes through brings, barbecue, brings, whatever, like you
- 1:03:46see, you just put in love in a different process of the cooking.
- 1:03:51Yeah yeah, maybe, yeah, that's where the love comes into different process.
- 1:03:54Bro. Some people that they love the whole because don't get me wrong,
- 1:03:58he said, it's like shopping versus body Like, I'm one of those
- 1:04:01people that I actually love shopping. So if I go shopping for somebody,
- 1:04:04I was like, hell, yeah, gonna give me some shoes if they're
- 1:04:08on sale, Gonna get Exaber's pitch ass gift, Gonna fucking get like whatever
- 1:04:12whatever I gotta fucking get. And then I'm gonna just go. I'm gonna
- 1:04:15go extra, you know what I mean. I love that process. But
- 1:04:18it's like, it's the people who cook. Let's not act like cookies a
- 1:04:21fucking walk in the fucking part. Bro. I used to have a fucking
- 1:04:27my friend's dad, Isaac all right, rest in peace. His dad used
- 1:04:31to be a cook, and I remember he used to always pick us up
- 1:04:33from school and I'm like, man, like, it was be cool living
- 1:04:36in your house. It does a shift. And he's like, for this
- 1:04:40fool hates fucking cooking like home, he gets burned. He fucking does all
- 1:04:45this ship. Yeah, Like I remember him telling me, he's like this
- 1:04:48one time I got burned. Couldn't cook. They don't pay me, you
- 1:04:51know, like he's out of work for that. Ye throw him in no
- 1:04:56help? Oh yeah, yeah, it's not because you can give stuff in
- 1:05:00the kitchen man, that's why you gotta know what you're doing. And that's
- 1:05:02the reason why, like we peep out people that know what's up. Now,
- 1:05:05if you don't come from a cooking background, common sense, now can
- 1:05:12you you have no sense to learn some stuff like me personally, the cats
- 1:05:15he brings on, if they if they don't have the common sense, then
- 1:05:18I don't even. I don't even on the first day. You know,
- 1:05:21if you can the first day, he'll talk, he'll talk. No more.
- 1:05:26There was the one time that I'm paying well, but he's good to
- 1:05:28go. You is like taking a bite out of the burger, like the
- 1:05:35SpongeBob, the guy that eats the pickle. You can't find the pickleside,
- 1:05:40no pickle, But yeah, you can tell I'm bad because it's like if
- 1:05:45person give me direction, yeah yeah, no, that's something that what's up.
- 1:05:55Yeah, that's something what's up? And it's something that that really doesn't
- 1:05:58know what's up? You know. But and Bart's defense, Bar's defense because
- 1:06:02I mean, I I don't I like the way you cooks. It doesn't
- 1:06:04matter, but to me and bars defense the top it. I also think
- 1:06:08he shows love in the fucking price. That's the way Barshaws fucking love Doc.
- 1:06:14Yeah, he might not fucking know. I'm not making it when you
- 1:06:16play the yeah people, I don't care what. Yeah. I'm just saying
- 1:06:27Barshall's love in his own way, and I love the people for the people.
- 1:06:33This is exactly what Barts and the peoples about, all right. So
- 1:06:35listen to ship So I like I hide them up. I like it.
- 1:06:40Hey, hey, listen, March for the People Foundation say listen, so
- 1:06:44listen. So I don't have you seen that l A Taco They're having financial
- 1:06:47problems, like the online publication l A Tacos, so they need people to
- 1:06:53subscribe. So I was trying to figure out how to help him out so
- 1:06:56that I figure out the answer. So like, no, no good.
- 1:07:01I'm going to sell seventy five dollars plates of food at the regular price what
- 1:07:08everyone else's charges, because it's I'm doing for you know, charity for them.
- 1:07:12I'm only seventy five dollar plates. Fifteen dollars go to my workers,
- 1:07:15sixty dollars. I'm buying one year subscriptions to their publication for everyone to buy
- 1:07:20as a plate. I'm gonna sell two hundred plates, which will be twelve
- 1:07:24thousand dollars towards them in subscriptions and they're just waiting to see if they all
- 1:07:29approve of that. But like me and Memo have been talking back and forth.
- 1:07:31So I'm basically donating all the meat costs. I'm doing that on my
- 1:07:34in and we're just going to sell these plates before they get twelve thousand dollars.
- 1:07:40Damn, that's fucking dope of you to do that. Man, that's
- 1:07:42huge. And I have like five workers and they'll get like three thousand dollars.
- 1:07:45So if you want to get like six or seven hundred bucks for all
- 1:07:48night thing, buzz is charity. So like everyone's gonna be happy. And
- 1:07:50they'll have like a donation thing for my workers and for La Taco and want
- 1:07:55the extra money and they can throw it in there. But do you have
- 1:07:58that? Look, if you haven't told them what we're also going under we
- 1:08:05can't pay Ray Chili can barely move out. You heard dog, Like we're
- 1:08:10going Underdog Like, hey, what are you next? Bro? Don't worry
- 1:08:15about that. I'm just saying, like, so I that's my offer to
- 1:08:18them, and answer yes right away, I'm like what the fuck? No,
- 1:08:25No, they have to talk to the people because like there's I know,
- 1:08:27there's a whole lot of people that don't like me. So you know,
- 1:08:30even even when you want to give someone something, no I told him,
- 1:08:32like seriously, I'm doing because whether they did, I'll spite that six
- 1:08:36dollar burger article to fuck with me because I didn't think I was going to
- 1:08:40sell six dollars burgers. That's what got me famous was La Taco. It
- 1:08:45was like this weird little anomaly that they posted some ship up and I thought
- 1:08:48it was just in spite of me, but all these people showed up.
- 1:08:50I started talking about just six dollars burgers, and then you know, I
- 1:08:54always talked ship to them or whatever. But the truth of the matter is
- 1:08:57like they need help. And I'm like, oh, dude, like that
- 1:09:00really helped me out, whether it's positive or negative. So I'm going to
- 1:09:03try to like raise them like twelve thousand dollars if they take the offer that
- 1:09:08that that itself man like should should kind of let them know that should be
- 1:09:13like, hey man, they fucking look at it differently and look at things
- 1:09:15for what they really are. Well, the real question is where all their
- 1:09:17homies doing for them? And I'm over here and I'm supposed to there.
- 1:09:20I think their enemy, and I'm over there like saying, I'll help you
- 1:09:24out. I think one of their favorites is on this island, isn't He
- 1:09:28isn't one of their favorites on this island. No, that's that's that's somebody
- 1:09:31who was in on there on He wasn't Helago. No, he's talking about
- 1:09:36that fucking that other chef you hate they cook for Epstein. No, forget
- 1:09:41that guy, dude, this is Eli Taco. It's like they didn't review
- 1:09:43him. Has nothing to do with Oh, I don't know if they reviewed
- 1:09:45home. Now forget forget Ada Perry Lang, Adam Perry Lang. Like,
- 1:09:49I've already taken care of that guy online. I mean he's he's like my
- 1:09:53punching dummy. When I just need some some views, I just pust some
- 1:09:57ship out there. I can't like I get like a hundred t a thousand
- 1:10:00looks like it's it's just, you know, it's a game. I played
- 1:10:05the game the best or won the best on Instagram, Like, I don't
- 1:10:10care if I get more followers. It's just it's it's, you know,
- 1:10:14it's this whole like wave thing going on. It's it's fun. It works
- 1:10:16out for you, man, because it's like, hey, man, like
- 1:10:18you give them something they really want food, everything. I give them all
- 1:10:24types of crazy. But were you Were you into his last soap opera NOVELA
- 1:10:30Well, you can click him on this guy's page. I'm like, who
- 1:10:31is this guy? I don't want to mention him, but I was the
- 1:10:33oh yeah, the guy who was like, oh yeah, was like,
- 1:10:36brother, I cook better than you. Yeah. For the music video,
- 1:10:41the guy guy who looks super egan, Oh yeah, I was having a
- 1:10:45field day. Yeah, there was a There was a few people who sent
- 1:10:48me screenshots. Bro. They said it to me, they were like,
- 1:10:53look, check it out. I called this guy the airport you like saying,
- 1:10:56and then I was just like, ahh, like I just got a
- 1:11:00little through out of it. I was like, I didn't even ask for
- 1:11:01this, but this is great. Thank you. Look, my Instagram is
- 1:11:05kind of like a video game, you know, just if you're interactive,
- 1:11:11there's all times of cool shit that happened. So it's a good time.
- 1:11:14All right, let's get through the last bit of them. Jonathan sw two
- 1:11:17twenty What source do you used to trademark your logo? I have an attorney
- 1:11:21called Tommy two sticks hit me, hit him up, dm me. I'll
- 1:11:27send you his info. What were you gonna say before? You were gonna
- 1:11:29keep going? I wrote it down on the I super no, just read
- 1:11:32it right there. I will. I'm gonna get to it eventually. It's
- 1:11:35so funny. It's not a super chat. I think it's not a super
- 1:11:39chat. But then why didn't you read it well? Because you were going
- 1:11:44exactly That's what I'm saying. Trying to look at the live chat right now.
- 1:11:54Parts took that guy down, like the said, I took Adam very
- 1:12:03guy. Oh that guy. He didn't cook good food. That's the worst
- 1:12:11part. Like, yeah, it's like that Bobby, that Bobby Flay guy
- 1:12:14with the burgers saltiest most expensive fucking piece of ship Burgers on Vegas. Bro.
- 1:12:20Fuck Bobby Flay's burgers, Bro, shut up, brom eighteen dollars,
- 1:12:26fuck you, bro. Like that ship was fucking disgusting and super salty.
- 1:12:30I'm telling you, all you guys gotta do is do it like the ink
- 1:12:33card thing with me, like that Joseph eats, dude, where ones are
- 1:12:36the back ones in the front and start making reviews, dude, and I
- 1:12:40mean I'm telling you what you're gonna get people follow you for all of us.
- 1:12:44Yeah, like like the smoke box, but eat box right tomorrow.
- 1:12:49Let's do it tomorrow with the fuck the Jack in the box Pineapple Express shake.
- 1:12:56I mean that's all right, by the way, Yeah, that's all
- 1:12:59those cool things, but that are going on. I'm just trying it'll be
- 1:13:01dope. All right, Let's let's keep it going. You're got people following
- 1:13:04for sure. Off that. Let me see where the fuck over we're at.
- 1:13:09Jesus man, there's so many of them. By the way, I'm
- 1:13:12entoring everybody in the fucking raffle. In case you guys don't know, we're
- 1:13:15giving away hell of shit because it's four twenty fucking week. You know what
- 1:13:19I'm saying. Four twenty week. First for second place get tickets to the
- 1:13:23sho sponsored by Caddy Blaze. Third place gets an eighty dollars Duffel bag,
- 1:13:29but we don't smoke the same. Fourth place gets tenfold had podcast fucking gear.
- 1:13:33So mellion a hat being in the hat, Come on, swarm,
- 1:13:35pull up, get in the super chats straight the fuck up. Stop being
- 1:13:40a lev bro. That's like a sixty dollars. That's like a sixty dollars.
- 1:13:44Calm, everything's handle, Come on, all right, dollar next one,
- 1:13:48herbs one? What up? Fab uh? Next one? Let me
- 1:13:56see? Oh shit man food neck crow damn it. That's halaa will always
- 1:14:06make me laugh. Sounds like chili wants on chili, damn food. Fucking
- 1:14:14money dog. Yeah all right that foo. He paid fucking three times,
- 1:14:20so I had to read it, Jonathanis. I read that one. Brian
- 1:14:27Corso one night, nine k Grifols shout out to all you from from Disneyland
- 1:14:34here Star Wars night man fuck you. I was like, I'm jealous,
- 1:14:38bro, May the force be with you. But I do have those.
- 1:14:41I have both the fucking ship and the job of the huts popcorn buckets.
- 1:14:45They will be on my whatnot, so get your bid in. They become
- 1:14:46a mystery pinata after after a certain bit, so take advantage of that.
- 1:14:51And they're fucking sick because they're going for like over one hundred dollars on fucking
- 1:14:56eBay and the starting bid will be twenty dollars on my fucking h on my
- 1:15:00whatnot, So go take advantage of that. I got Jordan's starting bid at
- 1:15:02twenty dollars if you're a ten and a half downsizing. Let me see Ralph
- 1:15:11Ramos for ninety nine. What's up everybody coming to your life from Coachella?
- 1:15:17Shout out to the table Ray and Bart's damn he said not ex gen Yeah,
- 1:15:21folks, he knows I'm upset at him. Thoughtful. Can't get me
- 1:15:24in dot He's a security can't get me in with type of security. So
- 1:15:27you wanted to lose his job. His job is to like get me in,
- 1:15:30like if you can get it, if you can protect people forgetting,
- 1:15:32if you can protect people from getting in and out, you can give me
- 1:15:35hold on, hold on one ninety nine again and rock Hi, all right,
- 1:15:42wrong, thank you? I thought I was just part of the table,
- 1:15:47So that's that's nice. Next one cast throws three six six for ninety
- 1:15:58nine. Shout out, we don't smoke the same great camera, Love you
- 1:16:00guys. Shout out to my Homielllo in South Central, who's watching for the
- 1:16:04first time. EGGSG, what's up, food? What's up dog? How
- 1:16:08you doing homie? See dog? Not all of them are calling you a
- 1:16:11fucking offensive word. I told you they got to pay five bucks for you
- 1:16:15to even say it in the raffle. I gotta read them all. They
- 1:16:18can call me fat. I don't care, all right. The Pitching Puff
- 1:16:21Podcast, same team, easone. Thank you then for hopping on the podcast.
- 1:16:27You're welcome, homie. Here goes Exavier, super chatty. Do you
- 1:16:30know? I was gonna super chat five bucks for me to call you fast
- 1:16:33because you look like that I side dog. I was like, all right,
- 1:16:40you had this because you had the same stupid face that fucking asshole who
- 1:16:44hated on fucking Macaulay Cocaine and Home Alone, who's now retarded fucking in the
- 1:16:48hotel room he had on that fucking movie. Bro, that's the same thing
- 1:16:51you had. Oh now he's all like he's fucking retarded. Stroke Yeah on,
- 1:17:00Tim Curry, I love you. I love you. Now get down
- 1:17:06on your knees and tell me you love me. That movie is so man
- 1:17:12timeless. You know the uh you've been smooching with everybody, Joe Dude.
- 1:17:19That ship was so Larry Larry little mo. Did you know the soundtrack the
- 1:17:26soundtrack for Home Alone? I have a score. It's the same soundtrack for
- 1:17:30Harry Potter. Really, yeah, listen to it. John Williams just copied
- 1:17:34and paste. It's literally because he did the Home Alone soundtrack and when you
- 1:17:40watch Harry Potter, it's it's not like hints of it, it's the exact
- 1:17:46same music. M it kind of sounds. So he does what Randy Newman
- 1:17:51does with every song from Fast Street to the Big Street. Baby it takes
- 1:17:58a bite, makes another bait, choose it once, and that guy's like
- 1:18:04the Tommy huh, like Tommy would just fucking make a Yeah, that's true,
- 1:18:14that Tammy sells more than four tickets. Baby takes another bait. Hey,
- 1:18:17I didn't say it, bro, George Prence did. He was.
- 1:18:19I was just fucking that ship was Hey, how brutal was that? How
- 1:18:24brutal was that? And this looks basically I'm not saying it like to talk
- 1:18:29ship is just homi love, you know what I mean? Like you're like
- 1:18:32you're gonna get it food, like you're you're over, You're fucking like you're
- 1:18:38you're talking with these and was like man opened up for Joey Dias Homie,
- 1:18:42like like just you know, I can see where they're coming from, Doc,
- 1:18:46But it's cool to see that. Shout out to fucking three plates Earl
- 1:18:49Saint Clair, Honey, I'm home. The next one. Surpent Son one
- 1:18:59ninety nine an extro Jen, but he wrote it like XG extro Jen.
- 1:19:05That should be that good when you have to explain that should be your It's
- 1:19:09not that good when you have to explain things. If you made a vpin
- 1:19:12collapse, all too vidy to give you one, but you have to make
- 1:19:14one of your fucking flavors extro j in. No, you're laughing right now.
- 1:19:19Watch one at e DC when I got a gay guy saying pro pen
- 1:19:23or no pen for E zone. No, I can't wait, dog,
- 1:19:26I really, dude, it's gonna be You know what's crazy, bro,
- 1:19:28Gay fools have money too, and I long at that money. Baby,
- 1:19:31I don't give a fuck. Don't try to suck my dick. I just
- 1:19:33buy a pen. You better repost it though. I just keep sucking that
- 1:19:38pen. Bro, I don't try to suck my dick. Keep sucking that
- 1:19:41pen. Make it tell me, please, I gotta know. I gotta
- 1:19:45know how all adjusted will have never blinked, so you'll suck it forever.
- 1:19:48How often have you guys been hit on by other dudes? When was the
- 1:19:53last time that happened. I'll be one hundred had it's happened very few times
- 1:19:56in my life, but I can count them, and it's happened four times.
- 1:19:59That's it. I'm I don't know, I'm not that good looking to
- 1:20:02the gays. Maybe it happened to me a lot. I think three times
- 1:20:05for me the most I lost count three times. Do you oh what you
- 1:20:10look like somebody who might be by though? Well, yeah, but you
- 1:20:13know, But now I was gonna say, yeah, no, I don't
- 1:20:15know how many times it's happened a lot, like you know, like it's
- 1:20:18like you know it get college. I'm gonna time you out it. G
- 1:20:30you said, just as you can donate, you can donate money to call
- 1:20:34me whatever you want to. It's very caam you said it two bucks.
- 1:20:40It's not a lot. It's not that crazy. One hundred bucks buck to
- 1:20:44yourself. You're just gonna tax YouTube chill dogs don't need to You're just getting
- 1:20:48YouTube free money dog and they take a good Oh oh fuck what? No?
- 1:21:01I had no kids. No, I mean I had, like honestly,
- 1:21:05all the fried chicken I had at every spot except for this breakfast spot
- 1:21:10was okay. The rest was horrible, like I I mean it was.
- 1:21:14It was almost embarrassment at some places, like how bad the fried chicken was.
- 1:21:17Then you get out top their flight so you're saying you can outdo their
- 1:21:20flight chicken. Look, I can outdo every dish I had in that spot.
- 1:21:24There percent Ulysses with me or or someone as good as Ulysses, and
- 1:21:30we would destroy the whole place. Like it's all the cheapest food at like
- 1:21:34the best quality. Like these guys even know what's going on. We would
- 1:21:39just like have everyone lined up because if you like, why would you goingwhere
- 1:21:42else? When you get like, you know, go to the guy has
- 1:21:45like two thousand dollars smokers. He cooks all his brisket every day, so
- 1:21:49out it would be crazy. Trust me. And I got bourbon in my
- 1:21:53place, you know, for eighteen hundred bucks a year. I get a
- 1:21:55bourbon license or a liquor license there. It's like, damn dude, bourbon,
- 1:21:59barbecue beers, whatever we want you. You got to say a rough
- 1:22:04estimate. Crazy right now? How long to fucking Cypress Hills performing in Kentucky
- 1:22:10at your show? I don't think they do anything Kentucky because it's it's like
- 1:22:12a not weed friendly state. I don't you could be killing it. I
- 1:22:15like it. I think that I think I had to meet up with them
- 1:22:17in Ohio. Well, you could be. I have to be in Ohio.
- 1:22:20I don't think they're going to come down there. I really, I
- 1:22:24really don't think they're going to come down there. I don't think they do
- 1:22:26anything in Kentucky at all. It's not they would attack those guys. This
- 1:22:30comment is the best. Dude fucking Alley president. He's on his leaking babes
- 1:22:34Instagram right now. Dude, I have it too, but I'm not gonna
- 1:22:44do that. That's his personal life. What what are you talking about?
- 1:22:47She said, he's doing his leaky Eggsy's girlfriend's Visita Graham on there right now.
- 1:22:55Spire, I want to give a fuck anyways. How to working on
- 1:23:00papers? Dog, I'm working on papers so now with her? Huh.
- 1:23:03It's getting worked on dog and I like that? No more? Huh?
- 1:23:11Right next one, Teddy Bonkers. How many acids praise that? XG do
- 1:23:15he did too too too much, too much. He was gonna be too
- 1:23:20legit. That's what the phrase that you guys are doing. Okay, gotcha?
- 1:23:25Yeah? Yeah, x he thought he was gonna be too legit.
- 1:23:29I got to do that part. Then next one Angel seven one zero lb.
- 1:23:35Much love. We don't smoke the same fan really knowing how to make
- 1:23:39a show feel like hanging with the homies, prete more state, blessed players.
- 1:23:43Hey, thank you so much. Bro. I'm glad you're enjoying the
- 1:23:45vibes. Bro, we do try to have a good fucking uh vibe.
- 1:23:48And I've been making high Ball for everybody something that is not It's a basic
- 1:23:55drink. I kind of everybody drinks it in Japan and it's just pretty much
- 1:23:59celsier water with whiskey and it goes down like water and it just it's fucking
- 1:24:02great. Bro. It's so especially especially like you know hundred and for a
- 1:24:09proof bourbon that that stuff is like it tastes really good by itself. Come
- 1:24:15tight, look at that. Come by, congratulations, come by, Let's
- 1:24:21see. We all can crash the set if we finished off that bottle.
- 1:24:25Oh, I'd be a mess. Yeah it's broken. It's like yeah,
- 1:24:31fabipez, I'm high. Repeat it with another different bottle right behind you.
- 1:24:35Dog, We're pretty high to a dog. Thank you so much for joining
- 1:24:39us. Appreciate u oh damn h man, same team, appreciate all the
- 1:24:46same team people. I'm gonna make some jackets, same team jackets. That's
- 1:24:53gonna be sick, like when it gets cold again. But yeah, but
- 1:24:56no, I'm gonna need one that's awesome. E your gee fat zone.
- 1:25:04That's my favorite one. The fact that he read it just that that that
- 1:25:10was great. I thought he was gonna skip it on this. Thank you
- 1:25:13his own think you ever shouted that out? You're probably the best fucking fan
- 1:25:15in the world. What's up, my boy? Hector Muno's two dollars go
- 1:25:20Raiders in the NFL draft. All right, well, hey, I thought
- 1:25:25that is in it. Yeah, the NFL's over. Wrong. Oh yeah,
- 1:25:30I'm about to start pre season. Sorry, not sorry. Nine to
- 1:25:35five six waiter ask if I want Saki, and I said no, I
- 1:25:43like girls. Cocky's good. Man fucking that's a dad joke, but like
- 1:25:48PG thirteen dad joke, you know, like the kids are teenagers, Like
- 1:25:53I can bust this one out. Oh dash it the fuck that goes like
- 1:25:57this? Yeah, fucking kids are all girl style. Like He's like,
- 1:26:00dude, I'm sorry, man, my dad's a stupid ass. Fuck dad
- 1:26:04that's one. He's on three dollars one more dollar in XG X to the
- 1:26:10f A G. Fuck you, but well deserved, well deserved, and
- 1:26:15it got more likes. Yeah, congrats to youl Keith Harry. What's that
- 1:26:25one movie everyone loves, y'all? What's one movie everyone loves that y'all hate?
- 1:26:31Napoleon Dynamite. Fuck Pedro, Fuck Napoleon Dynamite. Fuck that bitch he
- 1:26:38took to the dance super retarded bitch. Fuck those fools in the Lowrider production.
- 1:26:44You guys, fuck Napoleon Dynamite. I like the Napoleon Dynamite, but
- 1:26:47I wasn't crazy. What's yours that use everyone hates. I'm just trying to
- 1:26:53know that everyone loves but you hate. Yeah, Dark Crystal Man. I
- 1:26:58don't even know what that is. It's an Jim Henson movie. Yeah,
- 1:27:02yeah. I remember watching it as a kid, and I was like,
- 1:27:05I wasn't scared of the sketchies, but I also was just really put off
- 1:27:10by like everything in that movie, Like everything had such a weird aesthetic to
- 1:27:14it, and I remember just being like, like, this isn't like an
- 1:27:17exciting movie. It's not comfortable, but like everybody loves a fucking dark Crystal,
- 1:27:21so I think that's mine. Fuck that movie? Fuck that? Did
- 1:27:28I piss off? Kids? Dog? I really can't stand even when I
- 1:27:33was a little kid. It is retarded. Jurassic park Man sucks. They
- 1:27:42can talk about any of the other movies that they made, but that first
- 1:27:45one is gold. The first ones, all right, and they keeps getting
- 1:27:47worse, keeps getting worse and worse. The first one's pretty good. Now
- 1:27:53they're in the city. Now there's a scene called Megladawn say for every super
- 1:27:58chat and now we'll throw something at that, just saying, dude, that
- 1:28:02all right, that's it. Calm down, all right, Barts, what's
- 1:28:08that movie for you for? What? The movie that you hate that everybody
- 1:28:12loves the movie? I hate that everyone loves Yeah, like everybody loves it.
- 1:28:17But you're like, I don't get it. Fuck this bitch has movie
- 1:28:24the Pianist? All right, come back to me. What did you say
- 1:28:30ray the Avengers the first one? Fuck the Avengers, bro? You know
- 1:28:34what? Also, you know what other movie fucked him to? That production
- 1:28:38that made the Hulk into a hipster? Oh oh yeah, fuck that ship.
- 1:28:42Bro. Whoever decided to put George and fucking glasses on the Hulk.
- 1:28:45Fuck you bitch, Like for real, man, you ruined it. Bro.
- 1:28:48The whole point of the Hulk was that he was uncontrollable. He could.
- 1:28:53Yeah, like it's too self aware. Bro. Now he's fucking woke.
- 1:28:56He looks like he fucking voted for Biden. Man. Fuck that woke
- 1:28:59ass Hulk. Man. If you read the comics though, that is that
- 1:29:01does come up, and there's also other personas for the whole red huld Hulk,
- 1:29:06fucking gay ass Hulk. I agree. I agree with these on this
- 1:29:11one. Yeah, they did try and make them out like I'm just saying
- 1:29:15I agree with these on I think I think like Hulk Hulk, he'd be
- 1:29:17a trumper. He'd be maga try to make America Grant watch you just watching
- 1:29:23like crushing ship, dude. I don't think he'd be involved with politics at
- 1:29:27all. He's constantly chased by the government the world to say, the world,
- 1:29:30they're ruining in the world. Rock has a point though, it is
- 1:29:33the whole Yeah, that is the whole point. He would just you know,
- 1:29:38he would completely stay away from them. Yeah, he's not voting for
- 1:29:40anybody he doesn't like it red Hulk might be going might walk out with Trump
- 1:29:45though bad I could see Red Hulk is a bad Hulk. So yeah,
- 1:29:47Agnito Magneto would walk out with with Trump. He wouldn't Magneto. No,
- 1:29:53why not only fucking ship? Have you watched any X Men you made?
- 1:29:57You can't make these things without knowing the lure. Yeah, dude, Literally,
- 1:30:02everything you keep saying is all characters that have an issue with the fucking
- 1:30:08government and it doesn't matter. But that's like you're stupid, bro, Dude,
- 1:30:12you don't you know how bad it is right now? We need them
- 1:30:15to pick sides. Dog, No, you need the superheroes to pick sides?
- 1:30:24Why you know? That's how bad it is. Though if superheroes would
- 1:30:27really, they'd be picking sides right now that the world sober when Patrick Stewart
- 1:30:30got a diet in the Tornado and I know, I know the movie that
- 1:30:33everyone loves that that I think I told you what is it? So bullshit?
- 1:30:39Is a pretty woman? Like? Come on, bro, who's gonna
- 1:30:45be celebrating some dude game of prostitute? I mean coming dude? Like,
- 1:30:50but every it's every chicks dream come true because they don't want to be prostitutes.
- 1:30:56That's how it is. That is that's why every chick it and then
- 1:31:00all their gay my friends like it too. It's like I was trying to
- 1:31:04think, I can't think of another. I agree, but that's why they
- 1:31:08all want to be Marlon. Marilyn Manson too, she was a dirty as
- 1:31:14orror you or she used to stink talk about Marilyn Monroe. Sorry Marilyn Monroe,
- 1:31:18Sorry Marilyn Manson. Do you hear she? You know what the funk
- 1:31:23I'm at? All right? See now, every time every time I see
- 1:31:26her in a picture, and I'm just gonna like scratch some reason, get
- 1:31:29a whift for no reason, be like that bit You're gonna scratch her for
- 1:31:32some reason. I'm gonna say, like a fact, like I smelled her,
- 1:31:34you know that bsues a stink. And then it was because he's the
- 1:31:38high I said this ship while I'm on LSD, I'm like coore memory now
- 1:31:47okay, yes, yes, that whole movie is so pointless. They just
- 1:31:54bully each other and then leave without really learning a lesson. That movie's yeah,
- 1:32:03the movie I hate. What about like a childhood classic that like you're
- 1:32:06like man, Like you're like man fuck this movie. I was gonna say
- 1:32:12this because I hate this ship. But I hate musicals. But I can't
- 1:32:14stand Grease and bitches love Grease Man love like I've missed so many brojogs because
- 1:32:20I didn't watch Grease Dog. If I would have just watched Grease, I
- 1:32:23knew I wasn't gonna get not watching that. I can't stand the hand drives
- 1:32:28thing man against the bitches every time. I hate musicals, Tell me more,
- 1:32:33tell me more like this he have a car? Uh huh. So
- 1:32:40I wasn't a fan of movie dance that yea such a get a king dog
- 1:32:45Dog. Hell yeah, dog, you should have just bought the haw suit
- 1:32:48trying to talk to all the bitches when I was younger Dog. When I
- 1:32:53was younger, I was Max City. That was Max though. Being in
- 1:32:57a continuenta was Everyone knew you were trying to get some from somewhere. Yeah,
- 1:33:01you're trying to get because you're volunteering. You basic. I'm like,
- 1:33:04damn, man, what the fuck? Hey, but your mama was setting
- 1:33:08you up to hang out with chicks like she was trying to look out of
- 1:33:10her friends. Selfish ass fucking But at the end of the day, it's
- 1:33:15a win win, dog, Like, what are you doing at home playing
- 1:33:16video games? Learn how to dance, hang out with some females, and
- 1:33:20like learn a thing or two about the game. Dog, It's like,
- 1:33:24you're lucky to feed me here, my dad told me. But I was
- 1:33:26like, it's they got PEPSI yeah, I was like, they don't have
- 1:33:32sodas we don't have at home, all right, so I'll dance with their
- 1:33:36with this bitchesly cousin. I fucking hate it that ship. But it's the
- 1:33:42worst when you get the ugly ducky, Like why didn't they get your fine
- 1:33:45as cousin, bitch, because you knew I had I had game. But
- 1:33:48I was like, all right, next fee Ralph Ramos one night SMEs to
- 1:34:01like and share everyone, Yeah, thank you so much. Just how he
- 1:34:06didn't share that passwood xapers. Yeah, full share that fucking Coachella passed,
- 1:34:12Like when you're not going to whenever he's done working, like he's done at
- 1:34:15six, I'm like, all right, hand that passover and I sneak in
- 1:34:17as a fucking security No, what do you post? I'm gonna check it
- 1:34:25out. Dog. I heard I heard security is tight, ship. I
- 1:34:30heard I heard security is tight at Coachella, though. Next one, Yeah,
- 1:34:36everybody's trying to get that front row so they can see her. Not
- 1:34:40he's not saying, but just shake your ass in front of the crowd.
- 1:34:43Hell yeah, Hector Munall's Top Gun take me to you like. I've never
- 1:34:53watched it, not even number two. God, I've never watched and I
- 1:35:00get citizenship when I watch fucking watch. I would not watch Top Gun.
- 1:35:05And I have a fucking cousin in the Air Force. Fuck that ship.
- 1:35:10That's disrespect not the Air Force. But I just don't watch it because I'm
- 1:35:15still a by song. The only Tom Cruise, the only Tom Cruise movie
- 1:35:20that I will overrespect is Risky Business Dog. Just put them old records off
- 1:35:29the ship. I can command. That's the first time can have the white
- 1:35:36guys at the table seem Top Gun. Yeah. See that's why I knew.
- 1:35:40Yeah they I haven't seen it either. Question questions similar to, what
- 1:35:45is a movie that you wish you could watch now, but it feels like
- 1:35:47you can't watch it anymore? Huh? What? Huh? Like? What's
- 1:35:53a movie that you like, grew up liking, but you don't feel like
- 1:35:56you can watch anymore? Like okay, for mine, do you find a
- 1:35:59corny hour so or just like whatever? Like for me it was Ghost Dad.
- 1:36:01Loved that movie growing up, but like, I can't be fucking with
- 1:36:04Bill Cosby no more. I don't even know what movie that is, ghost
- 1:36:09Dad, that's awesome, seen that one. I watched them all, dude,
- 1:36:13that ghosts you know which one? Fucking bitch, asked James and the
- 1:36:16giant Peach Fu movie. What are you talking about? Well, the book
- 1:36:21is bro Now when I can look at I was like, why did I
- 1:36:26even waste my time? But the peach do you read the book? No?
- 1:36:30Graduate? How you we don't do state? Do you even know who
- 1:36:34has the degree? Here? As citizenship? I know, unreal. I'm
- 1:36:41fucking real. Sometimes if it's like you're just like the day we asked the
- 1:36:48day we asked to it'll make me bust up. Citizens questions bitch like Star
- 1:36:54Wars like crush you down that zero. Yeah, hey, bro, I'm
- 1:37:00gonna order you. I'm I'm gonna start having those uh citizenship study guys being
- 1:37:05said to you like we're gonna have a flash card segment. Bitch. Oh,
- 1:37:11I'm good though, I'm good. It's gonna help you though, good
- 1:37:14day. I asked them a Louisiana purchase who explored it didn't know. Do
- 1:37:17you know Clark? Yeah? Oh, I didn't know that that you know
- 1:37:24Lewis and Clark. Dog, I know that I know what it was about
- 1:37:27those bits. That's the one point. I don't know. But you didn't
- 1:37:29look like you knew. Someone that would know, would be like, I
- 1:37:30know, man, this was just because I think it's specific. I know
- 1:37:33exactly what that virtue is about. Actually, I thought you hater bro a
- 1:37:38whole bunch of shit. D I love all, that's for sure. When
- 1:37:44when when was when did we sign the Declaration of Dependence? Oh, don't
- 1:37:47ask me right now, Come on, dog, like fucking four high balls
- 1:37:51in seventeen seventy six, yes, seventeen seven. What Barts is exact?
- 1:37:57Barts is okay, and they can and they September for that, Yeah,
- 1:38:00they say they signed another couple of days before July four. I'm gonna say
- 1:38:03September first, seventeen seventy six for July fourth, seventeen seventy six. That's
- 1:38:08why we celebrate July fourth, Dog, what do you think July for another
- 1:38:10declaration? That that's true? You're in your fucking August two, seventeen seventy
- 1:38:23six, bitch, it's not even July fourth, fuck you, that's just
- 1:38:27America's birthday and the day we buy fireworks from the Chinese patty again. Fuck
- 1:38:36yeah yeah. And with that being said, if you guys, like,
- 1:38:41if you guys want to believe fucking fake news, like you want to come
- 1:38:44celebrate Mexico's fake ass independence on Sinko de Mayo Patreon only, Yeah, Patreon,
- 1:38:51that's the only ones I'm talking to. Buy your tickets to the fucking
- 1:38:56comedy show Sinco de Mayo. They're on sale right now. Every ticket comes.
- 1:39:00What a fucking good hookup, so you can enjoy yourself at the show.
- 1:39:02Smoke friendly, bring your own stuff. If not, go to the
- 1:39:05Higher Path next door. And then my pins ain't there, go to Green
- 1:39:08Angel because they got them there for sure, guaranteed. But and when I
- 1:39:15was in Kentucky, they're busting bro oh man. That that got me through
- 1:39:17the Hey, so many people pro pen Oh they're all over Kentucky, all
- 1:39:25types of random dudes game like at the liquor stores, like the pro Pen
- 1:39:28when they were like trying to tell me how good their weed was and it
- 1:39:30was pretty sad, and I'm just like, here you go, bro,
- 1:39:32here's a pro pen take that. I mean, all these new friends down
- 1:39:35there doing shots inside liquor stores. It was. It was like the weirdest
- 1:39:40shit ever, dude. I felt like I was in like Jay and Silent
- 1:39:43Bob, like the movie dude, and like I was like just in there
- 1:39:45liquor store, liquor stores all the same shit. So yeah, they definitely
- 1:39:49like to smoke down there in Kentucky, even though it's totally illegal. How
- 1:39:54long you think till it's legal? If you'd say, I don't know that.
- 1:39:57I don't know, Ohio's legal. Next door they're gonna do some sort
- 1:40:00of weird medical stuff. I guess where five years where it's just like edibles
- 1:40:04only and like non conbustible weed. I guess I don't know. It sounds
- 1:40:10some weird shit, but whatever. It doesn't seem like anyone's worried about it
- 1:40:13when you're like being offered from different dudes at liquor stores to sell it to
- 1:40:17you, like illegally, So it's like, Okay, I guess, I
- 1:40:21guess they're not too worried over here. I guess I don't look like a
- 1:40:25cough or some shit. No, Bro, you like you fit in right
- 1:40:28there, Bro, Like you know what I mean. It's like, yeah,
- 1:40:31you lin like you could open up a candle company in Kentucky. Bro.
- 1:40:36All right, call it like America's Sense or some shit bro Sense of
- 1:40:45the West. That's all right. I'm gonna close it off with the super
- 1:40:50chats because the last one that came in was oh wait, no, okay,
- 1:40:54we got to Dirty Dad and one ninety nine XT goes to community College
- 1:40:58Part two coming to you too. I'll document that food. I will sit
- 1:41:02in class, bro, I don't get nothing better to do. Yeah,
- 1:41:05there's a no, there's a couple of things. I'll challenge you in the
- 1:41:09classes here. We can go to the same class together. I can prove
- 1:41:13I'm smarter than you. Beat I will see. That's very great. See.
- 1:41:15The thing is like once I once I get there two degrees, he's
- 1:41:20so much smarter than me. But the moment I see like females in this
- 1:41:25class, I forget about homework. I forget that my pencils there. I'm
- 1:41:29like, yo, shorty, I don't have no paper. It's first day
- 1:41:32and I already don't have no paper. I'm just trying to talk to you.
- 1:41:38This is also community college. Bro. Yeah, they're fine there,
- 1:41:41and they don't have very low expectations to trust me. Two classes, I
- 1:41:45might be down. What are you doing? You is on? Bro?
- 1:41:48See you need it, you need it. You need to take a trade
- 1:41:50class. The chair is amazing and we'll take the classes together. Bro,
- 1:42:01I will see him. A forty seven year old guy, I can get
- 1:42:02better checks than you can Saturday. I'm for no reason we should have the
- 1:42:10challenge. How about a cooking class? You need cooking class? Come on,
- 1:42:14all three of us. He is on on a Tuesday Wednesday. We'll
- 1:42:15go in there. Culinary class. Dog. I took into because all they
- 1:42:20did was teach me how to clean. I was so mad. It was
- 1:42:23like cleaning for like two weeks. Dog. I was like, the fuck,
- 1:42:27dog, you can clean. Yeah that's real good. You got the
- 1:42:30right you got the right body style. I'm fast, I'm quick. Dog.
- 1:42:33I get him like a little small little crevices. Dog. You don't
- 1:42:36even know. Dog, my dad taught me how to clean. Shout to
- 1:42:40my dad. I've never seen anyone that can clean more ship and faster than
- 1:42:44you. Listenes can in my entire life, because he actually worked for people
- 1:42:47that paid him a bunch of money just to clean all the ship. That's
- 1:42:51how I met him, dude, and I'm like, man, this is
- 1:42:54crazy how much shit this guy's cleaning. Like like these motherfuckers would like they
- 1:42:59didn't give a ship. They would like get one little fucking ingredient and like
- 1:43:01a little pot, mix it around and in. Instead of just like adding
- 1:43:04stuff, they just say, oh that's good, we'll put another pot and
- 1:43:08we'll put it more stuffn and it would have like twenty pots, twenty little
- 1:43:11containers you just to make one sots and he had to clean it all.
- 1:43:15Oh. Man. I was like, man, dude, that guy has
- 1:43:16the hardest work I've ever seen in my entire life. That's all I thought
- 1:43:19when I saw him, so like that was my first that's why we first
- 1:43:23met. Dude had this kitchen was working. I was like, about,
- 1:43:26I've never seen him like work that hard. Like can you explain, like,
- 1:43:30after the night's done, how good you have to clean the kitchen like
- 1:43:32people think you just kind of know. It's like I used to work out
- 1:43:34a corporate they clean it. That's a toe well, the whole thing is
- 1:43:40you wanted the equipment to last too. You know, you got to clean
- 1:43:43all the ship. So if it's not clean, it's like it's not gonna
- 1:43:45it's not going to perform. Right, It's made like all the equip's made
- 1:43:47to last forever, dude. That's why you can about like you can buy
- 1:43:50like ten year old twenty year old commercial equipment and I guarantee plugging him ninety
- 1:43:54percent of time, it's gonna work. That ship was made like last forever.
- 1:43:59So it's all about the maintenance of the stuff. That's why you have
- 1:44:00to clean everything, you know. Besides that hygienic part, it's just you
- 1:44:03want all that stuff to work the right way, you know. All right,
- 1:44:10it's that time, everybody. We're gonna announce the winners because we're right
- 1:44:15at the end, and what is it. Rock Rox Sampson is also gonna
- 1:44:19do a close out as well, so make sure you guys stay tuned for
- 1:44:24that as well. All right, So first and second place, it's gonna
- 1:44:28be the first two winners, and that's gonna be for the tickets to the
- 1:44:31essay show, brought to you by Cali Blaze. Third place is gonna be
- 1:44:34the we don't smoke the same duffel bag. Fourth place tinfoil hat, what
- 1:44:41is it gear? So let's go ahead and pick the first winner. Good
- 1:44:45luck to everybody, exaber drum roll. It sounds like I'm being off to
- 1:44:54the table winter Winter chicken dinner, king on all who's the winner? Dog
- 1:45:00shit? The winner is dirty down, dirty Dawn coming through at the end,
- 1:45:04and he got away, and bro, how lucky is that guy trying
- 1:45:09to remove him from the list? All right, congratulations? The second s
- 1:45:13h O fucking ticket is gonna go to man Joe Varney, the homie Joe
- 1:45:32Barney. Well deserve he's always in the super chats. Yes, he definitely
- 1:45:39well well deserved for sure. Let me see. And the next one is,
- 1:45:48come on, swarm. This is a swarm gets right here. Let's
- 1:45:53double back my bad double bag. Lit up, he's on food. Nick
- 1:46:00crosses seven one for you're gonna dig the double bag. Everyone here's got one
- 1:46:08frocking hipping in the fucking duffel bag. And this next one is going to
- 1:46:15be for the tenfoil hat gear Beanie and a hat dog for the bass goes
- 1:46:23to come on, swarm pull up. That sounds like fuck you dog sometimes
- 1:46:32the tournaments if the tournament is running long dog whole sweat forres cocks cockoos man.
- 1:46:44Yeah, and wo'st fucking cock swarm. So yeah, definitely, congratulations
- 1:46:50to all the winners that participated tonight. If you didn't win tonight, don't
- 1:46:55worry. I'm talking to dot com for that double back whoever else you can
- 1:46:58go by when I got like eight of them, Thank you for interrupting me
- 1:47:00exactly. Well, I'm trying to sell over here. Dog, We're gonna
- 1:47:02hit the shout outs where you could have said that. But yeah, thank
- 1:47:05you for everybody who participated tonight. Uh, don't worry if you did not
- 1:47:12win, You're gonna get another chance to win. Uh what is it?
- 1:47:15You're gonna get another chance to win? I believe on Saturday on four to
- 1:47:17twenty, where we celebrate for twenty with you guys, and then we're gonna
- 1:47:19go to the game, So make sure you guys participate. We're gonna give
- 1:47:25away two tickets to the game. So uh, like I said, pay
- 1:47:29attention for that. We're gonna give away two tickets. So and we're gonna
- 1:47:31give away a big jar provided by Calli Blaize, a big twenty eight or
- 1:47:35for somebody. Then we're gonna get Then we're gonna give away like yeah,
- 1:47:41yeah, we're gonna fucking give away some fucking more tickets to the show,
- 1:47:45some fucking ship provided by pro Pan Saturday. It's gonna go fucking wold.
- 1:47:49But we're gonna break the record of super chats on fucking Saturday brow Yeah,
- 1:47:55oh yeah, Propan or fucking no Penre in Kentucky, in Kentucky, Tucky.
- 1:48:00Eddie Brobos got them every jiu jitsu person smoking that, so they're about
- 1:48:04to be really everywhere. They were already just signed a contract show. Now
- 1:48:08he's officially as the team Planet Baby. Now I gotta get cool with him.
- 1:48:12Yeah, not that I ever was. You gotta you gotta send them,
- 1:48:15you gotta send them to we Fly so I can get that foot to
- 1:48:17hit him on stage all full hits, full hits a B. I don't
- 1:48:19know if he flies with it, which he should, but you make sure
- 1:48:23I get him out there. Make sure I get him out there. You
- 1:48:25make sure I get him out there, and I'll get it. Yeah something,
- 1:48:29Maybe we can discuss off air. Thank you Ray for running the boards.
- 1:48:32Uh follow Ray Morning Shot Films and go watch the new episode of High
- 1:48:38and Hungary, the one we did at Food and Wine Festival. I know
- 1:48:40you saw this bitch ass girl that was there, but you know it should
- 1:48:43have been me in there for doing the Food and Wine festival that Bart's posted
- 1:48:46up and also morningshot dot com Morning Shot Films dot co for his website,
- 1:48:51and check out his Morning Real podcast about movies. I'm doing some translation with
- 1:48:57him soon. Uh you know for everything else to whiskey, Yeah, uh
- 1:49:03yeah, Drake s Tody all right, uh rock Uh shout out Barts,
- 1:49:11thanks for coming on the show today. Uh having me man U, follow
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- 1:49:21album is you know, it's gonna happen sometime this year, like we're We're
- 1:49:26We're almost done. Got some really good songs, so uh stay tuned for
- 1:49:30that. Uh, catch me on the Doctor Green Thumb Mixed Show and come
- 1:49:34out to the Green Room by the Higher Path May fifth for the Sinco Ohio
- 1:49:42Comedy Show and stick around for the beat thing. I'm so tired, I'm
- 1:49:45so sorry. I'm like dragging it. It's all good. Also to to
- 1:49:48the homie that fucking fixes acs, I'm gonna fucking hit you up tomorrow.
- 1:49:53I know he watches the show, but h if you can hit me up
- 1:49:56or DM me or or message me because I know't have my number but I
- 1:49:59know I'm gonna have to look up through myzel. But yeah, what is
- 1:50:01it? Uh? What does it? Hit me up? Bro? Because
- 1:50:04I need you to come fix his AC again. I don't know. It's
- 1:50:06just being a fucking fucking It's a bitch. It's a fucking bitch. It's
- 1:50:12a fucking bitch, all right, what does it know? I'm barts.
- 1:50:15Thank you so much for coming by, Thank you for the charcuterie board shoutouts.
- 1:50:19Yeah, so tomorrow we're doing a pop up from eleven am to three
- 1:50:27pm in front of a Launder golf Course sixteen four hundred Perrie Avenue. On
- 1:50:31Saturday for four to twenty we'll be at the Doctor Green thumb Lax doing a
- 1:50:35four to twenty special which is quarter pounds smash burger with bake and over easy
- 1:50:40egg and chilliy Verde salts on top, or you want to double down and
- 1:50:44make it a half pound double burger at six dollars and we'll do that from
- 1:50:49eight o'clock to twelve o'clock and then at around five o'clock we'll be over in
- 1:50:54Torrents at this cush Life thing. It's like a smoke fest thing over there
- 1:50:59in Torrents. We'll be there from like five o'clock to eight o'clock. And
- 1:51:02then that's that's one of my events. And then thanks you guys having me.
- 1:51:05That's uh, I'm actually doing events again. That's why I was kind
- 1:51:09of excited, like that's the first time I've had like three events in one
- 1:51:12week, you know. I mean, let's see's just kind of kind of
- 1:51:14slow lately since I moved. So yeah, that's what's up. Hit that
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- 1:51:26We'll see you guys Saturday. We already announced the winner, so y'all slept
- 1:51:30on this. Y'all slept on this for real, We already picked the win.
- 1:51:32If I said y'all slept on it, it's gone gone. We already
- 1:51:35picked the raffle. But if you do, if you are a winner,
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