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Ranch Dressing Dinosaur · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well ninety six this morning freak show, just one. I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm done, Just when I think I've hit my
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  Speaker 1: peak and I can no longer watch any new shows
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  Speaker 1: because I have too much that i'm watching right now.
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  Speaker 1: Then Netflix says, hey, oh hey, Bud, what you like dinosaurs?
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  Speaker 1: I said, who doesn't? Who doesn't like dinosaurs? You look
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  Speaker 1: at Netflix? Said, yeah, yeah I do. Netflix is like,
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  Speaker 1: what if I told you we got Steven Spielberg to
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  Speaker 1: do the dinosaurs and it's narrated by Morgan Freeman. Oh alright, Netflix,
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  Speaker 1: you got me, You win Netflix. Okay, dude, I went
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  Speaker 1: down a wormhole watching dinosaurs because then like my algorithm
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  Speaker 1: starts showing me dinosaurs. The craziest thing about the dinosaurs is,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, this is how we're starting. Did I
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  Speaker 1: saw this dinosaur program was like the most watched thing
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  Speaker 1: on Netflix, So this is how we're starts the show today.
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  Speaker 1: I just go the craziest thing about the dinosaurs just
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  Speaker 1: so dumb. But dude, you got lued in.
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  Speaker 2: The time before the dinosaurs. Okay, I was not ready
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  Speaker 2: for a lot of that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I was not ready for all before dinos. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: like what the earth was like? And stuff, And then
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  Speaker 1: I just got down a wormhole, man, of like what
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  Speaker 1: the Earth was like before the dinosaurs. Wow, freaking lizards everywhere, Jesus,
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  Speaker 1: I mean freaking lizards everywhere. Jesus I started doing. I
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  Speaker 1: started just getting fed like earth stuff, you know, like
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  Speaker 1: pre dinosaur stuff. Man. Yo, the oceans used to be purple.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus got purple oceans and freaking lizards everywhere. Am I
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  Speaker 1: supposed to sit here and do a radio show till
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  Speaker 1: ten am? When we used to have purple oceans and
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  Speaker 1: freaking lizards everywhere? Okay, dinosaur is awesome, Right, Well, maybe
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  Speaker 1: I do have room for show. Kiss. Still don't got
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  Speaker 1: a quarterback. But the Steelers kind of cooked. First day
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  Speaker 1: of NFL free agency. Here we go the legal tampering period.
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  Speaker 1: Yesterday I was locked in, man, I was at Pat
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  Speaker 1: McAfee show on the ESPN now just announcing deals and
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  Speaker 1: reacting to it. Oh, it was awesome. It's Mike and
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  Speaker 1: Bob a Kiss Morning freak show. Uh. Steelers traded the
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  Speaker 1: Colts like a late round pick move to get twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight year old six foot four wide receiver Michael Pittman Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Watch out, who's at a couple of thousand yard seasons
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  Speaker 1: for the Colt watch out pretty good, dude. We get
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  Speaker 1: him for a late round pick. Then we signed him
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  Speaker 1: to a three year, fifty nine million dollar deal. So
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  Speaker 1: it's dk Metcalf, it's Michael Pittman junior out, it's Friar move.
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  Speaker 1: No quarterbacks, it's darn Darnell washing Tail. Nobody throwing to
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  Speaker 1: and is will hard throwing passes now because we haven't
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  Speaker 1: heard from Aaron Rodgers yet what he's doing. Uh. The
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  Speaker 1: Steelers then lose team MVP from last year, Kenneth Gainwell,
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  Speaker 1: not Kenny. He goes to the Buccaneers. So then the
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  Speaker 1: Steelers are like, all right, who goes in the backfield
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  Speaker 1: down with Jalen Warren And then they signed Rico Donnell.
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  Speaker 1: Rico Rico Donell played for the Panthers last season. He
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  Speaker 1: should be a nice fill in there, uh, to replace
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  Speaker 1: Kenneth Gainwell. So a couple of thousand yard seasons got
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  Speaker 1: that taking care of. Then we lose an offensive lineman,
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  Speaker 1: Isaac Samal who goes to the Cardinals. Lose a defensive back,
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  Speaker 1: James Pierre, he goes to the Vikings. But then the
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  Speaker 1: Steelers sign one of the better quarterbacks in free agency.
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  Speaker 1: Jamel Dean from Tampa Bay signs a three year deal
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  Speaker 1: for thirty six million. So Jalen Ramsey probably not gonna
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  Speaker 1: play corner. He's probably moved to the slot or the
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  Speaker 1: safety position. Oh man, Steelers are kind of cooking. They
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  Speaker 1: were making some moves. Yeah, Mike McCarthy. Offense, omar, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, let's see what's going on here. Still need
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  Speaker 1: need to figure out the quarterback position. That that one's good.
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  Speaker 1: We can do all coming up. But kind of a
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  Speaker 1: big deal.
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  Speaker 2: It was fun to.
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  Speaker 1: See the offense get built up, a little new running back,
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  Speaker 1: new wide receiver and everything. But okay, who's playing quarterback?
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  Speaker 1: Anybody here? From Aaron Rodgers, we signed a I do
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  Speaker 1: know one thing. A couple of the guys that are
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  Speaker 1: just like, hey, Steelers, Mike kid, there's a you know,
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  Speaker 1: Malik Quilli's guy. A lot of those dudes are going
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  Speaker 1: now right. Yeah, yeah, So we'll see what the Steelers.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it was a good day for the Steelers yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: But we'll see what today brings and uh hopefully get
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  Speaker 1: an answer sooner than later. We go who the Steelers
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  Speaker 1: quarterback is gonna be? Right, we're locked in yesterday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: locked in. She's watching it all unfold. She's like, oh man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Steelers won the Super Bowl yesterday in March. Congratulations. I
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  Speaker 1: love that the NFL can just find a way to
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  Speaker 1: dominate a day for me in mid March. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, Okay, all right, I can't wait.
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  Speaker 1: Mike McCarthy's gonna love this guy, and so are the injuries.
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  Speaker 1: He's a farmer. He doesn't talk much any balls. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my gosh, he doesn't talk much. He's a farmer and
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  Speaker 1: he balls. And what did you got grit? He's got grit?
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  Speaker 2: Did you find out?
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  Speaker 1: What did you post on your Instagram story about news
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  Speaker 1: Deeler's wide receiver Michael Pittman Jr. He's the best damn
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  Speaker 1: fisherman in the NFL. Okay, where did you get that from?
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  Speaker 1: And how did you find that out? First off, it
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  Speaker 1: just popped up on my timeline because it knows how
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  Speaker 1: much I likes fishing, you know. Yeah, but bleeve, your
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  Speaker 1: report made a post. He's been posting on his Instagram
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  Speaker 1: He's out here catching big fish. Really, you know, he's
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  Speaker 1: casting off with you sitting in your chair at North Park.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's a little bit of dabbling and some
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  Speaker 1: regular fishing, but he's out there slaying the beast. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: wait till I get him down in North Park. Though,
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  Speaker 1: get me and me and Michael Pittman down in North
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  Speaker 1: Park Lake. Wait till he finds out they got catfish
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  Speaker 1: down there the side of the Shandorovich Twins. It's gonna
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  Speaker 2: First, you're gonna have to tell who they are once.
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  Speaker 1: Show him picture and then tell him in there there's
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  Speaker 1: catfish in there. That's big.
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  Speaker 2: Shendy size.
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  Speaker 1: Campus.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to Pittsburgh. Bob's ready to fish with you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm open for a new fishing buddy. Let's go. Hey,
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  Speaker 5: And then that actually was some pretty good shape before
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  Speaker 1: I'm bumbat Dick burn I'm bum.
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  Speaker 5: And then that actually was some pretty good shape.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mike you Bob oh Pedalsa, do you love me?
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  Speaker 3: And that?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, how about Paul Skins? Last night? Huh. USA beats
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  Speaker 1: Mexico in the World Baseball Classic for the first time
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  Speaker 1: since two thousand and six five to three Houston case.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody forgot how powerful Paul Skins is. Through four scoreless innings,
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  Speaker 1: gave up just one hit, one walk, and had seven strikeouts.
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  Speaker 1: So Team Usa'll be going to the knockout round the
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  Speaker 1: Pretty awesome Paul Sken's and another guy on the pitching staff,
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  Speaker 1: I guess they bought a bunch of tickets for Air
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  Speaker 1: Force cadets to go to the game, So pretty awesome too. Also,
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  Speaker 1: Ranch dressing, It's a real thing, that's its own national day.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, Bob was just having Eaton Park fantasies off
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  Speaker 1: the air. Oh yeah, yeah, a special day and Eaton
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  Speaker 1: Park Ranch has some pretty elite ranch dressing, So Bob
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  Speaker 1: would just tell me they should do a bucket of
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  Speaker 1: rancho you can buy seriously. And then he goes, not
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  Speaker 1: five gallons. Five gallons might be too much, but like
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  Speaker 1: if you can get a mini buckets somehow. Then he goes,
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  Speaker 1: they should get Steelers helmets and fill them full of
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  Speaker 1: ranch dressing for day. There'd be lying out the door.
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  Speaker 1: There'd be a damn line out the door. Be good
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  Speaker 1: in a helmet, man, It wouldn't fit nice in a helmet.
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  Speaker 1: It should be a pail, a pail of ranch. That's good.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's like a sand like a sand bucket. Yeah, pale, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like that. I like it right. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: it was Steeler logos on it. Yeah, Steeler pail, Steely mcbeam,
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  Speaker 1: lunch pail. Go to work now, lunch pail full of ranch.
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  Speaker 1: But it's National Ranch Day today. Wingstop, you know, pretty
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  Speaker 1: popular place, right Yeah. Wings Stop is doing a thirty
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  Speaker 1: two ounce big ass ranch cup for National Ranch Day today.
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  Speaker 1: It's thirty bucks. It's not available around here. It's only
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  Speaker 1: in Dallas and New York. But you can get a
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  Speaker 1: big ass ranch cup for thirty bucks thirty two ounces
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  Speaker 1: of ranch dressing. They're only doing five hundred of them.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, though. If wing Stop is going to do
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  Speaker 1: this for National Ranch Day, Eating Park needs to get
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  Speaker 1: on the ball next year with you. We're doing yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what were doing? Eating Park? And then we read the
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  Speaker 3: Deep dark place on the internet.
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  Speaker 1: Wingstop putting out a thirty two oce big ass ranch
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  Speaker 1: cup for National Ranch Dressing Day. Desmond V. If it
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  Speaker 1: was blue cheese, then I'd be excited. Todd G. I
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  Speaker 1: had a buddy in college that would get drunk and
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  Speaker 1: then shotgun bottles of Hidden Valley Ranch. Ronnie C Writes
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  Speaker 1: to him, I am that buddy, all right. Everybody's got
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  Speaker 1: a Ronnie in their crew. Ronnie tags him, So it's
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: me that's gonna drink ranch dressing to just get the
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: party started.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Nia w Here Nope for me.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I had an accident on the ride home after a
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Wingstop trip. I won't even step foot in that place anymore.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Nathan H.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: LightWork. I used that much ranch on a salad. Jeff
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and that hell all that buttermilk and sour
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: cream in that ranch. Lock me in the bathroom and
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: leave me with two rolls and Tony went paper. All right,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Happy National National Ranch Dressing Day. Everybody your chance to
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: see Zara Larson coming up at nine am. And coming
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: up next around seven forty we have a Florida man
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: claiming he's God.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: At his birthday party.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: We will also do a round of say Something Nice
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: around seven fifty five, So get your say something Nice
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: submissions in for seven fifty five here on the Kiss
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Morning Freak Shows, Mike Kim Bob kiss Hey. Tomorrow, we
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: get to Love his Blind reunion on Nutflicks. Yeah wait, yeah, wait,
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: you've been watching this whole season along with me. Man,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: we get to experience it together. Oh, I'm be texting
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: you so much. Love is Blind Reunion tomorrow on Netflix,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: which means, uh, we'll probably do some Love is Blind
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Facebook comments on the show tomorrow. Again, you don't even
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: need to watch the show to enjoy. Thosese A bunch
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: of people just like this season soaked. I'm never watch
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: it again. No, the ratings just go up and up
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: for it every season. It is Mike Kemp Bob of
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the ninety six to one Kiss Morning Free Show. Uh,
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: something that I cannot stop watching on Netflix. The dinosaurs
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: got me, man, they got me. It's like the number
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: one thing on Netflix right now. I think Steven Spielberg
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: did it and Morgan Freeman narrates it, and it's just
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: it's called the Dinosaurs.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: This is what I needed. I needed to.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Zone out the world.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I needed to watch dinosaurs.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I did. One of the most stunning things is learning
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: about pre dinosaur stuff. Dude, Sharks are nuts. Sharks have
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: been here for so long. Sharks are not dude, sharks
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: have been here for so long.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I started getting down.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: A wormhole of a shark wormhole. It's not even shark
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: we dude, It's shark week to me right now, because
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I'm learning about I mean, sharks are older than dinosaurs. Ah,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: sharks are Sharks are older than the North Star.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: How is that possible?
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: The north Star, the thing that people used to like
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: sail by and just go all.
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: Right, we're going in that direction by the North Star.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Sharks are older than that bright thing up in the sky.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Sharks are older than Saturn's rings. How do you know this.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Sharks are older than the trees and the flowers in
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the grass. Dude, this is what dinosaurs taught you yesterday. Yeah,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: or you went down a shark wormhole. After you watch
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the dinosaurs, it's a little bault. The dinosaurs led me
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: to learn more about uh pre dinosaur stuff about the earth.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: You are very much like when our daughters were in
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: like second grade and came home from school and they
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: learned about butterflies for the day, and then they want
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: to tell you all about the butterflies. That's where I'm
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: right now with sharks. Yeah, that's where I'm at with
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: dinosaurs and sharks right now. Also, I said that Morgan Freeman.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know, he's got just one of the greatest voices
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: of all time. He narrates the thing. But Netflix put
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: out yesterday some dinosaur outtakes. How do you say that
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: aram Burggina? Dude, he's just like us. He's a Morgan
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Freeman screw up track is It's so good? Right, it's
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: so good. How do you say that aram Burgginia? Now
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: one of those U tanus that's the us sounds like
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: a strange lay speaking of them. I'm Mormon Freeman. No, sorry,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: let me do it again. I'm moving frame and I'm back.
• 23:01
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman's got a great voice to tell me all
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: about dinosaurs. Does he narrate the whole thing? Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: it's awesome, dude. You should watch it. It's on Netflix.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: It's like the number one thing on Netflix. Steven Spielberg
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: dinosaurs and now, uh, A lot of this stuff might
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: not be true, because who really knows, but.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: It's got me.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: There's enough that we know though that I got sucked
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: in at one point where you're sitting in here this
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: morning and we were playing songs or whatever it wasn't
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: he on the air, and Mike just look sitting and goes,
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: dinosaurs are older than trees. Sharksks, Sharks are older than
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: true the sharks are older than everything. Man, I was
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: watching dinosaurs that I learned about sharks. Man, I was
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: not prepared. I was just I just wanted something easy
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: to watch in the background. And now it has me
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: just three things. How many episodes is this? There's only four, dude,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: there's only four. Steven Spielberg ain't gonna put it out
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: more than four. Man, I've gone through all four. Are
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: you either? He done?
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: No?
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I haven't gone through off. No, it's too much. It's
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: too much. I got a shark's worry enough to learn
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: about for the day. I gotta At one point I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: had to just get off Netflix and then just move
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: to your own research and move my research into the
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: internet as I learned about dinosaurs and sharks. All right,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Coming up next down the show, always weird things happening
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: down in the state of Florida. We are gonna get
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: to this Florida story next.
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: And he is stone to the gills on mushrooms. You
• 24:28
  Speaker 5: know how we know that he told.
• 24:29
  Speaker 8: Us the arrest the double does a birthday celebration.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: The arrest it doubled does birthday celebration. Birthday celebration. Stone
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: to the gills on mushrooms. A Florida story coming up
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: next on The Kiss Morning Freak Show. It's Mikey and
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Bob Hey nice on again. Today. Hig's near seventy degrees.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: We're getting some storms and some rain through the area
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: tomorrow and we might even see some flurries on Thursday.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: It is Mikey and Bob The Kiss Morning Freak Show.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: All these weird things happening down in the state of Florida.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Florida stories had been a staple on our show for
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: years and years.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Now here we go, Wow.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: My attention, all the listeners of a freak show. It's
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: time to double to the Sunshine State. Yes, it happened again.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: It's another Florida story. Here was the news teas for
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: this story.
• 25:19
  Speaker 5: And he is stone to the gills on mushrooms.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: You know how we know that?
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: He told us helly.
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: Heck the arrest the double does a birthday celebration.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: A lot going on there. An eighteen year old Florida
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: man was arrested after he went to a seven to
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: eleven stole cigarettes and then told the deputies that he
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: was God before leaving the scene. Birthday six. Yeah, he
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: told police he was again stone to the gills on mushrooms.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: When deputies got there, the guy was in front of
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: the seven eleven with the cigarettes. The deputies approached him
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: and Florida man said, I'm God and I'm leaving here
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: in two seconds. All right? I mean, do you think
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: God's coming back of Florida seven eleven? Maybe? Man, we
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: don't know. Yeah, you're right right. We can't prove this
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: guy's not God. God, just look the good time. I'm
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: pretty sure the mushrooms are making him think he's God,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: but I can't confirm. Man, I don't know if he's
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: really God. Or not hope the way to celebrate your birthday.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: The cops said he took off running. You know, God
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: didn't run from anybody. But if you're messed up on mushrooms,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: I could see why you would think you were God.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: When he got to the jail, deputies also said he
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: had a bag of math stuffed in his right sock. Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: that'll do it. That'll give you god like powers, right, so, yes,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: soccer math turns you into god man, you know, stone
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: to the gills on mushrooms with some sock math, next thing,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you know, you're God. So they phoned meth on him.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: He also said that it was his birthday today. Guy's
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: name was Tyler, so happy birthday. He'll wait celebrate down Florida?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: That?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Is that a good way to celebrate your eighteenth birthday?
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: You know, stone to the gills on mushrooms.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: I mean it seems a.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Bit over the top of Florida is a different You know,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: they do celebrate birthdays differently down there, don't they.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Stone, we're getting stoned to the gills on mushrooms.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Then we're going to seven eleven and we'll see what happens.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: It's Florida making the show once again from Mikey and
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Bob podcast. You can describe y'all's show.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: I would say it's like when back in high school
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: when you just hang around with your buddies talking about
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: random crap.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Y'all taking any streams the Mikey and Bob podcast on
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Can I get it? That's goll pens mine, Let's go
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Penguins will be down Carolina taking on the Hurricanes tonight
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: seven pm. Also baseball again, Team USA taking on Italy
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: in the World Baseball Class that's at nine pm. Also,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: we got some basketball starting here because it's middle of March.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Pittman's basketball is gonna be taken on Stanford today in
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: the ACC Tournament at two pm. Nobody's really expecting much
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: out of the pit Panthers in the ACC Tournament. All
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: afternoon hoops though, that's exactly when you shock the world
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and you win a tournament.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Cool damn thing.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time to say something nice here
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: on the Kiss Morning Freak Show. This is when you
• 28:30
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• 28:33
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• 28:35
  Speaker 1: the world. Let's try to cancel some of it out
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: with some good Here we go, say something nice, say
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: something nice. Yeah, say something nice. Okay, say something nice.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it.
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: Hey, boys, wanted to take this time to give a
• 28:53
  Speaker 6: quick shout out to my wife. She's finishing up her
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Bachelors of Nursing this year. I'm super proud of her.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: She works so hard for it. She's an amazing nurse.
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: Obviously I'm biased. I'm her husband. I don't care.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: She's a badass lover.
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: Love the show, guys, I'd be with you, Bob.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, love the nurses out there. Thank you for the birthday.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: By the way, Hey, happy birthday me. Thank you. January
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: first was Bob's birthday. I'm not gonna get too many
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: nice nurse Okay, all we say something nice, say something nice.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: All right. We love this guy. He listens to the
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: show all the way on the other side of the country.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: He is in the state of Washington, and say something
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: nice with We need to go.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: Hey, boys, we need to go from Washington. Just take
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: it a quick minute out of the day too. We
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: say something nice, say something nice.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we need to go Washington.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Say something nice. Say something nice.
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Today is my son Kobe's birthdays turned twenty eight.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, so.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Damn proud of this kid.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I love you so much, Bud with all my heart.
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: You mean the world to me. Proud of you and
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: the life you're making for yourself. I love you tons, Bud.
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: Happy birthday.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I thought we were gonna get a happy birthday, Bob
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: there at the end too. Happy birthday, And we need
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: go Suncobe.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Say something nice, Say something nice, all right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: We're always looking for your say something nice messages. If
• 30:26
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• 30:28
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• 30:32
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• 30:35
  Speaker 1: All right, We got your chance at Zara Larson Tickets
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: coming up around nine am this morning. It's Mikey and
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Bob something together right now. It's time to find that
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: what the hell is this city with Mikey and Bad
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Live Nation. Yesterday got a settlement with the US Department
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: of Justice and the anti trust case against them and Ticketmaster.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think it really helps. I don't think this
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: was a big deal yesterday, Like it was nothing that
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: is going to really change the concert industry. I think,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: like there's no breaking up of Live Nation. It's the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: monopoly continues. It's nothing to stop the bots or like
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: no plan for that or like the aftermarket ticket thing
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that we have going on where if you want to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: go to a concert, some tickets for a thousand dollars. Now, yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: there was a settlement with the federal government and Live Nation,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: but this is not to uh, this is not the
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: thing that's really going to benefit all of us. And
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: they didn't fix the problem or anything, you know, how
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you know, because there is like I think twenty seven
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: states still that the attorney generals are still pursuing the case,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: including here in Pennsylvania, so might not see the end
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of it. The New York Attorney General, Letitia James, said
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: her office will keep fighting the case without the federal
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: government so that they can secure justice for all those
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: harmed by Live Nations monopoly. So that's going on. Tom Brady,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: he was gonna do this whole flag football thing with fanatics,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: the Flag Football Classic, right, I.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Sold it to the Saudis, right, Yeah, that was it was.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: Like over supposed to be. Yeah, yeah, I remember that
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the Kingdom Arena supposed to happen March twenty. First, this
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: is a weird sentence that is in the news. Tom
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: Brady has to cancel his flag football thing with fanatics
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: because of the war in Iran. Oh, the unstableness of
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: the Middle East. There you go, can't can't do flag
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: football with Tom Brady and the Saudis. Weren't the Saudi's
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: painting him like sixty million or something like that to
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: go play flag football. They arrested the woman who opened
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: fire at Rihanna's house. She has identified as thirty thirty
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: five year old Ivana list Tees or Tease. She was
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: shooting in ar fifteen semi automatic from a white Tesla.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Her bail has now been set at about ten million dollars.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Rihanna was home at the time too, but obviously there
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: was nobody injured or anything like that. It's like a
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: stalker situation, right, like somebody obviously with some problems. Yes,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: people dug up a lot of our social media stuff
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and she would just help randomly spout messages to Rihanna.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: And it's Mario Day today for those who celebrate March tenth, right, Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: he had a calendar March mr and then the ten
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Io for Yeah, right, Mario Day. People have connected those
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: doptions made it Mario Day. It feels like that was
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: a few years ago. Yeah yeah, March tenth hasn't always
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: been Mario Day, but feels like a couple of years ago.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Somebody looked at the calendars. Go wait a minute, here,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Nintendo can cook on this day. It's March tenth. It's
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Mario Day. There's some casting news about the Super Mario
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Galaxy movie. Donald Glover is gonna be Yoshi. Sure'll make
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: It'll make another billion dollars. April first, the new Super
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Mario Brothers movie, Super Mario Galaxy Movie is gonna be
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: in theaters now with Donald Glover as Yoshi. All right,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: we have a break in that involved Fruity Pebble Cereal
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: coming up next around eight twenty five, and we will
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: dive back into all the Steelers free agency moves around
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: eight forty.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: It's Mike Keyimboby six.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I think I might ask our boss or you know,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: somebody to block Facebook Marketplace from your computer between the
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: hours of six and ten am, because you go down
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: these wormholes. Man, it's hard to bring you back out.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: I know. Once I've lost you. A Facebook marketplace. I've
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: probably lost you for the show. I you start spiraling,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I know you did. Sorry because and again it's the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: kiss morning each show, Mike and Bob. We'll get to
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: the Steelers free agency moves coming up next on the show.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: But they still don't have a quarterback. But Bob may
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: have found it if if they go with Will Howard.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: It's a one on one item I found on Facebook marketplace.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: It's labeled Will Howard one to one Okay, three foot
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: tall championship bobblehead from when he was with Ohio State.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: He is in Ohio. I'm sure you could have him change.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: It's one on one. It's hand painted. Wait, so this
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: wasn't like an official bobblehead. This is just like some
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: guy who liked Ohio State football man. Some guy named
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Wally Okay carved Will Howard three foot Will Howard. Wally
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: made his own three foot Will Hard well hard all right? Man,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: does it look like Will Howard? Hey get it? I
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: don't think so. And then you put in the group
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: chat a lady named Doreen who's selling a big it
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: looks like an Easter bunny head?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Like, man, can you get you're modeling it?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Can you get off Facebook marketplace there and just focus
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: on the show. But you gotta do the story about
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: the lady with the fruity pebbles price most like figs.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, man, can you just stop.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: A woman from Clinton, Missouri facing felony after allegedly breaking
• 36:17
  Speaker 9: into a Springfield home, eating fruity pebbles and leaving a mess.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: In the kitchen. Oh yeah, so the story was she
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: breaks into a house and h she starts spreading fruity
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: pebbles all over the floor.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: In the stoves all the homeowner was outside doing yard work.
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: A resident of the home told police they had gone
• 36:37
  Speaker 9: inside after their child reported a strange lady in the
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: kitchen eating cereal.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: It's a scary thing when your kid comes outside and
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: she's like, hey, there's a strange lady in the kitchen
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: eating cereal. You're just out there doing yard work. But
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: that can't that can't be a real thing.
• 36:51
  Speaker 9: Police also note Smith appeared to be under the influence
• 36:54
  Speaker 9: of a controlled substance.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she was in their kitchen throwing around fruity
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: pebbles and also petting a family dog. The dog probably
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: loved it, man, She had the furry pebbles all spread out. Gosh,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: probably shaking the box, open the box, shaking all old
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: dog about the time in their life, like a bottle
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: of champagne. Just shaking the fruity pebbles. Dogs just catching
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: it like trying to catch snowflakes in its mouth.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: Obviously lady was on something.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Hopefully she gets the help she needs, because you're in
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: a bad spot if you're breaking into people's house for
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: fruity pebbles. Yeah. Yeah, and a couple of pets. Though,
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a couple of pets probably not a bad day. Bowl
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: of fruity pebbles and a couple of doggy pets. Ho,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: it's mikey Bob. Hi, who's this?
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: This is Valerie, And I know I'm not number ten.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Tell me what I am your collar number nine, but
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: we were looking for collar number nine, so you wins
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: are largest shut up?
• 37:51
  Speaker 8: You did it?
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I did not believe it.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Sunday, March twenty second, we got you tickets to go
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Seesar Larson qualified for a VIP package includes early photo
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: with her and you see your sing before the show
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: and everything.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, my daughter loves her.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: She's ten and I know that's who's coming with me?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: That's the best it is this one. Yeah, I mean
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: this is great. Both have a wonderful time at the show.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Just hold on one second, we'll get some of your info. Okay,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: thank you. More's our Larson tickets all this week around
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: nine am here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, it
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: is Mikey and Bob. Now, let me tell you what's
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: happening in this the studio here like off the air.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Bob again, we've been talking about Bob. He is usually
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: on Facebook marketplace every show. I'm just browsing, dude, and
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: he comes across the just wildest things, puts it in
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: the group chat that we have. He found a one
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: of one three foot tall homemade Will Howard bobblehead that's
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: somebody in Ohio state, made for the Steelers quarterback. It's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: hand painted and it doesn't look anything hard I know,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: but as Bob is looking through, it was eighteen hundred dollars. Also,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Dude, what is this thing you just sent me.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: It's like a trailer that has a car seat on it.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It just says redneck, sit and spend four hundred and
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: fifty dollars. It looks dangerous. As hell.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: It looks worse than a carnival ride.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: It looks like something raccoon. Tim would pull up the
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: stuff a bus with and be like watch this, be like, hey,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: who wants to be a sitting spin And now while
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Bob's doing that, I'm over here because again I started
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: watching the dinosaurs on Netflix, the dinosaur thing that came out.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg did it right. It's a big thing. A
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: lot of people are watching this on Netflix. Is like
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: number one show on Netflix. It is the number one
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: show on Netflix. So I'm sitting here and Bob is just,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: you know, bombarding me with Facebook marketplace crap. That's just weird.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm sitting here going did you know that the
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Appalachian Mountains, right, the Appalachian Mountains are older than dinosaurs?
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: The Appalachian Mountains are older than trees? What that older
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: than trees? Older than trees? Are you sure older than trees? Dude?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: It's the oldest mountain range in the world. The Appalachian
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Mountains are older in the Atlantic Ocean.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't heal it. They do this
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: stuff older than sharks though, nothing's older.
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Than sharks, man, Dude, sharks. This the thing with watching
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: this dinosaurs thing on Netflix. Oh huh, yeah, it got
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: me messed up because it's just it like gives you
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: sort of like the pre quil dinosaurs.
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: And she's like, hey, by the way, before we show
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: you dinosaur, you.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Didn't even get messed up from the dinosaur party. Dinosaurs
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: hadn't even messed me up. It's the pre dinosaur stuff.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Then I'm like, dude, no way, have you even watched
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the dinosaur parties. Yeah, I'm in the dinosaurs dinosaurs, but dude,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: like learning the stuff about like pre dinosaur stuff, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: now I'm just down a wormhole. You're like, the first
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: two and a half hours of the show, you told me,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you told me about sharks, and now now you just
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: tell me about tad mom.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Sharks are unbelievable. Sharks have been here longer and everything.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Sharks have been here. They're older than the North Star.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Just I gotta stop. And then sharks are older than stars,
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the no Star, not all stars, but the North Stars.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: Sharks are older than the North Star. Dude, unbelievable. Wonder
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: how shark would do on a four and fifty dollars
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: redneck sitting spin probably survive survived around forever Ey Kiss
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Love Is Flying Season ten reunion tomorrow on Netflix. Hype
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: for that. Can't wait. You see the other dating show
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: they're teasing on Netflix, the premiere tomorrow of Age of
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Attraction where they don't tell each other the age of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: the person. Bunch of people that look like they might
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: be fifty but also twenty five.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Right, right, so they been with twenty five year old.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: They do the whole thing where you know, they date,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: they you know, fall in love whatever, and then they
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: have to tell you their age. Sure this will work
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: out great. I'm sure this won't be a mess like
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the rest of these shows.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: It's like, look, you know, Love is Blind.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Is like, we'll hold you back, right all the people
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: that will show you, this one's like, we'll show you,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: we'll get you know, but they can't tell you the
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: age yet. I'm sure there reveals to the family where
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: they find out that, like they have a daughter that's
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: five years older than who dad's dating now won't be awkward.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I saw a preview for this show and it's one
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: guy that just goes I didn't even know there were
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: sixty year old tier, Like.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: All right, I might surprise, surprise, I.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Might be in on this show. I might be in
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: on this show. Uh dinosaurs first though on Netflix, before
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I get the age of Attraction, it is Mikey. It
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: is Bob the ninety six to one this morning for Shoe.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I think I need to call your wife Jamie and
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: tell her not to let you watch the rest of
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: this of dinosaurs.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, it's distracted. It's throwing you
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: off the path. Bro. Just wait, you're just like one
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: what are you? Two episodes in? One episode in? Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Like one and a half. Yeah, wait till extinction comes, dude,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be unhinged later this week, once the dinosaurs
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: get extinct. I'm gonna be like, you never believe this.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You believe took about sharks, about the Appalachian Mountains. At
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: one point, you were telling me about chicken in here.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Oh Dad, the chicken Man, Dad, the Chicken Man and
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: all that. Hey, can I can I get to can I? Yeah?
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, let's get to the Pittsburgh Police scanner
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: account again. A couple of people will listen to the
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Pittsburgh Police Scanner and just report on what is happening
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: in and.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Around our city Pittsburgh Police scanner takes us California.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Caller said that the neighbors have been partying all day
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: and if the cops don't bust it up, the party's
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: gonna go on all night. So it wasn't so much
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: a threat. If the cops don't bust it up, I'm
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: going to kick ass. It's just like bust it up
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: or they will keep partying. Right, somebody's got to stop
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: this nice day out yesterday. Just leave everybody alone and
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: the party police say. The party also happening downtown at
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Pizza Parma. Caller said they were eating and someone said
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: a rude comment to them. Caller is upset and wants
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: to talk to police about it. Man, the party police,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: the pizza police.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Also happening in and.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Around our city. Allentown police drove by an unexpected orange
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: safety cone okay in the middle of the road. When
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: he moved it, he discovered a starter sinkhole was under it.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: It is sinkhole season. I love the ground starts to
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: move with all the rain and everything. Yeah, I love.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I love sinkhole season. Not just because the possibility of
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: a car getting eaten or a bus getting eaten like
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that's not fun, right. I love sinkhole season because there
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: are some creative people who will do things like this.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I absolutely love when people take dirt and plant flowers
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: and sinkholes. You know, I can't say that I like
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: when people draw male genitalia on where the sinkhole is,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: but that's it's a way to get him taken care of.
• 45:49
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: It's like we see roadkilling. Somebody put a balloon on it.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: They just spend there for a week. I like that too.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: It's kind of nice. That's what's happening in and around
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: our city. Hey, maybe Aaron Rodgers didn't want to announce
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: his plans either, you know, re sign with the Steelers
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: or retire, go to another team. Maybe he just wanted
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: the first day of free agency and all the free
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: agency frenzy and fun. Get that out of the way
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and it's a little more calm down today. He didn't
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: just want to be another story in the stack of stories.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Maybe he wants to have his own day or something
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: before players can officially sign on Wednesday. It's Mike Yabob
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: a Kiss Morning Freak Show. Pitt Men's basketball still going
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: on March Madness. The tournament is going to be upon
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: us the ACC Tournament. Pitt plays Stanford today at two
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: pm Little Afternoon Hoops. Then Penn's at Hurricanes tonight, Don Carolina,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: can't I get a goal? Pay? And then Team USA
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: off the win against Mexico last night with Paul Skeins
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: pitching a gym. Team USA taking on Italy nine pm
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: tonight in the World Baseball Classic, which to me is
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: the best baseball we get. I get more excited for
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: that than the World Series. The World Series is always
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: a couple of teams that usually spend a ton of money.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: And this is fun. This is fun. It's like it's
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: like hockey in the Olympics. You know. I love that
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: A lot of people got to see Paul Skiings just
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: completely do Paul Skins things yesterday. Yeah, it was awesome.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: It might not be a lot of people checking out
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Pirates Baseball, they gotta see Paul Skins yesterday for Team USA. Yeah,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: that's it for us. What do you want to name
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: the podcast today? Bob Ranch Dressing Dinosaur? Oh man, dinosaurs
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: got me. I've got a couple more episodes to watch.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: This Netflix special on dinosaurs at Spielberg. That it's awesome,
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: It's got me questioning. I Love His Blind Reunion is
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: on tomorrow, which means Thursday on the show, we will
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: have H Love is Blind Reunion face book comments to read.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Also more Zara Larson tickets all this week around nine am,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: and if you missed any of the live show, as always,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: get caught up with the mikeing Bob podcast on the
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio app. All right, that's it for us, right
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: see Crush shows up right now talking like bye.
• 48:17
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