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Our Computer Just DIED! · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that hasn't happened. Our computer disconnected.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: If you guys want to hear the whole War of
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  Speaker 1: the Roses, you'll have to hear it at 935. Look
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  Speaker 1: at that. 935. You'll hear the rest of the War
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  Speaker 1: of the Roses. I will tell you there's only about
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  Speaker 1: 20 seconds left.
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  Speaker 2: Of that. But, hey, man, it's all good.
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  Speaker 4: First time for everything.
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  Speaker 2: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, iHeart only spent about $ 2 million on this studio.
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  Speaker 1: They should have spent three. Those cheap asses.
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  Speaker 2: What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 5: It's fine.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need the computer. I got everything on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on one second. Let me pull up everything that
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  Speaker 2: I got going on.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 5: 800-409-9393.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, now that I think about it, They might not, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We can't take phone calls right now. It's definitely, it's
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  Speaker 1: disconnected right, this one is disconnected. See this one that
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  Speaker 1: I'm touching right here? That one is disconnected. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to want to go to the back of it and
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  Speaker 1: plug in anything that is not connected in there.
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  Speaker 2: That should then get us back on it.
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  Speaker 1: This is also another reason why they should have with
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  Speaker 1: the phones put something Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Or like a phone right there.
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  Speaker 5: A landline.
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  Speaker 4: That'd be nice.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Not the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: But we do not have that. Also another reason why,
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  Speaker 1: now this is a concept. Uh-oh, this joke's coming back.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: We should maybe have engineers.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That would be.
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  Speaker 4: That would be fantastic.
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  Speaker 2: That would be cool. Those were the days.
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  Speaker 1: Remember when we had technical people that could help us
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  Speaker 1: with the technical things?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Isn't that nice? At all times.
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  Speaker 1: Instead, we have about four of them that work in
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  Speaker 1: Florida and they have to drive around and.
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  Speaker 2: They're not even here. That'd be nice. But that's just,
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  Speaker 2: you know, what do I know?
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  Speaker 1: Um... All right, like I said, we'll give you that
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  Speaker 1: whole thing at 9.35 if you want to hear that
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  Speaker 1: War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 2: Let's move on. Shall we? We shall.
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  Speaker 1: Let me pick something, though, that doesn't involve phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: And we're going to get this fixed by 8.10. At 8.10,
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  Speaker 1: we've got the secret sound. If the secret sound is
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  Speaker 1: not fixed by then... If our computer is not fixed
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  Speaker 1: by then, I will do two talkbacks, and we will
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  Speaker 1: play it off of a laptop.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So we'll play it right into a microphone. So we
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  Speaker 1: can do that. Listen, we'll always find a way to
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  Speaker 1: get things to work. As Jed is working right next
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  Speaker 1: to my crotch, I want to grab his head and choke, but.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to. We're dead.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 4: Jed is our MacGyver.
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  Speaker 2: Working on it Jed has very big arms.
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  Speaker 7: By the way he does watch out for that coffee.
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  Speaker 1: His very big oh yeah here let me move that
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to could you imagine you know
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  Speaker 1: my cold brew is nice not when your hair is
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  Speaker 1: in it you know what.
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  Speaker 5: Else is nice working technology.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah everything's pulled in I don't.
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  Speaker 7: Know man of many skills I think it's just probably
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  Speaker 7: technology and this building because it never happened at.
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  Speaker 2: The old building No.
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  Speaker 1: The old building, they really just had to worry about
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  Speaker 1: the cocaine that was left from the prior shows and everything.
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  Speaker 4: No way. Oh, sorry, bro.
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  Speaker 5: Our supply is plugged in and everything, so.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, boy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's okay.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We don't need it. Go sit down.
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  Speaker 4: We got a text line, 97720.
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  Speaker 7: There you go.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Do that voice to text.
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  Speaker 7: They did text in, will it be on the podcast?
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  Speaker 4: I won't be able to listen live at nine on
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  Speaker 4: the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 2: Everything we do will be on the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, it's only about 20 seconds more of that.
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  Speaker 4: They need it. They want it.
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  Speaker 7: And the text, you can't play the last 20 seconds of,
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  Speaker 7: not right now because we're having technical difficulties. So, Listen
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  Speaker 7: at 9 or you can listen on the podcast. iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 7: Just search The Joe Show. 93.3 FLZ. Stream us all day,
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  Speaker 7: every day. Tell a friend to tell a friend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is not working.
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  Speaker 1: No, the problem is India is not going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to help us because it seems as though it
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  Speaker 1: is a plug. Fun fact, when our computers work, we
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  Speaker 1: literally call India.
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  Speaker 2: We do.
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  Speaker 1: And I believe their help center, who probably works for,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yahoo, MTV, some recruiting place in St. Pete,
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  Speaker 1: and some tech firm in California, they're not going to
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  Speaker 1: be able to plug in the computer for us. I
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  Speaker 1: think this is unfortunately going to be something where maybe
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  Speaker 1: we have to get An engineer.
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  Speaker 2: Who works here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to have somebody in the building.
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  Speaker 1: To help us, which is very unfortunate for them that
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  Speaker 1: they have to work, but I have to, so maybe
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  Speaker 1: they should as well. I miss Johnny Mac horribly, but
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  Speaker 1: that's just me. Give me a little Johnny Mac. What
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  Speaker 1: would Johnny Mac say right now?
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  Speaker 5: Just remain calm, guys. It's going to be all right.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: You just got to roll with the punches. You guys
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  Speaker 3: are a good show. I love hanging out with you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go get a beer soon. I was hanging out
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  Speaker 3: with Kim Cusmano the other day, and she was saying
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  Speaker 3: you guys are doing great.
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  Speaker 5: So I just wanted to say that, man.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that made my heart so good. So good. He's
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  Speaker 2: the best. He's the best.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Dana will be here, but it probably won't
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  Speaker 3: be until later this week, man. You know, he's not
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  Speaker 3: doing stuff at the other engineering sites.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I want to make it clear that has nothing
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  Speaker 2: to do with Dana. No, nothing. Is amazing. And so
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  Speaker 2: is our new engineer. Our new engineer is so awesome.
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  Speaker 1: This is more of an issue I have on the
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  Speaker 1: corporate level of things, if we're just being honest.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 5: Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: How do I pull up this? All right. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I click drive. I keep everything on Google.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he wouldn't even let me log into my email today.
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  Speaker 1: That was my sign from God that I should have
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  Speaker 1: went home. There's a potential I was never even on
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  Speaker 1: the internet because now I don't. All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: I got it right here.
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  Speaker 5: All right.
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  Speaker 2: What do we want to talk about? See, the problem is, is.
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  Speaker 1: Very excited to talk about the gym dress code Jet has,
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  Speaker 1: but there's got to.
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  Speaker 2: Be phone calls.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then the other thing I had was the worst
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  Speaker 2: road in Tampa Bay. Phone calls.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the problem is I needed phone calls for that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm two seconds away from giving out my cell phone
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  Speaker 1: number and then having iHeart pay for it.
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  Speaker 7: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 4: I know your fiance listens to the car like right now.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't WhatsApp allow people to call from different numbers?
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  Speaker 5: I think Google number. If you have a Google number.
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  Speaker 4: They can call our Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: Should we hop on live and then we can invite
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  Speaker 2: people onto the live?
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  Speaker 4: I love how people are texting in, did you reboot it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: a thousand times.
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  Speaker 2: Should we see if we should reboot it?
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  Speaker 5: I've already tried that.
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  Speaker 4: They said blow into it.
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  Speaker 7: Alright, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Let me blow into it. Maybe shake it really good.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ladies get that joke with the blowing into it?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, video games.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know because you both, fun fact, Katie and
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  Speaker 1: Ashley were born before video games were made.
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  Speaker 7: We were the ones who played the video games and
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  Speaker 7: made sure they were fun for you and Jed.
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  Speaker 4: That's right. We're like, all right, they can play them.
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  Speaker 4: We're the OGs. Okay, today I want you to cry again.
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  Speaker 7: They say you all are doing amazing, but can you
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  Speaker 7: ask Katie her favorite memory of her dad?
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  Speaker 4: They wanted to cry. I can think of a good one.
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 6: When I would go home to Wisconsin, since I moved
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  Speaker 6: to Tampa, and we would always go to the same
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  Speaker 6: restaurant every single time. And my dad didn't drink, but
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  Speaker 6: he would have one beer with me. And it was
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  Speaker 6: so special. What beer was it?
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  Speaker 4: Miller?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 6: We would go to the Great Dane, and they have
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  Speaker 6: their own special brews.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was so fun.
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  Speaker 2: And we would get nachos.
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  Speaker 4: My best friend Abby would come with, and that's always
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  Speaker 4: a good memory. Oh, I love that.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, Jo, is there any chance-by-chance... that you can put
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  Speaker 5: it in rice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they said blow harder and put it in rice.
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  Speaker 4: What is assist AR?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe we should put it in rice.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I don't like the way I'm talking. I'm Bruce
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  Speaker 2: Buffer right now. It's time.
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  Speaker 4: Do we think we're the only studio that has this?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: I can guarantee you. You want me to name the studios?
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  Speaker 2: I can guarantee you if something broke, they'd fix it immediately.
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  Speaker 7: Below key, we don't want to take calls.
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  Speaker 1: They'll realize this is broken tomorrow. In other studios right now,
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  Speaker 1: they'd send EMS to help them out with everything.
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  Speaker 6: They would.
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  Speaker 4: This is what happens when you depend on technology.
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  Speaker 5: Should I call Dana and ask him?
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, you can post this whole thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 7: What did he answer?
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  Speaker 6: I just like your face peeking over the counter.
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  Speaker 5: He's not going to like that. He's not going to
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  Speaker 5: be like that. He has been awoke from his slumber.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, sometimes you have to be.
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  Speaker 2: There's a potential Dana's not working today. I would not
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  Speaker 2: bother him.
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  Speaker 5: I'm bothering him.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but this is not Dana's problem.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, he didn't answer.
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  Speaker 2: Should we call Craig the engineer?
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  Speaker 4: Who's Craig?
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  Speaker 5: Craig.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, my bad.
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  Speaker 5: You got it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know Greg. That's why she said who. She
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know Craig.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know Craig. Craig. You even got to lie, Craig.
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  Speaker 4: You even got to lie, Craig.
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  Speaker 7: That sent the voicemail. Let's see what the text line
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  Speaker 7: is saying now.
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  Speaker 2: Ask the text line if they know anything about.
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  Speaker 4: A space station. Install the Windows update. Y'all are funny.
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  Speaker 4: It's a new iOS. Yeah, did you update it? Did
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  Speaker 4: you get the newest version?
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe if it was a Mac desktop it would work.
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  Speaker 4: These are just regular PCs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the other thing too. We work at the
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  Speaker 1: coolest company of all time. There's no way Bob Pittman
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have an Apple product.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I know it.
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  Speaker 1: He's got to have a, you got to think, Bob's
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  Speaker 1: got like the best iMac of all time, right?
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  Speaker 4: For sure.
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  Speaker 2: Can we get Macs too? I want a Mac. This
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't happen with a Mac.
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  Speaker 7: Do the rain dance in reverse. That fixes all technology.
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  Speaker 7: Y'all got jokes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, our work laptops literally say ThinkPad. That's so
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  Speaker 1: unbelievably like.
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  Speaker 5: But it has the Intel.
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  Speaker 1: We got like the off-brand DAC.
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  Speaker 5: Did you plug it in? Did you unplug it and
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  Speaker 5: count to 10 and then plug it back in?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, that's how I have to reboot my router. If
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  Speaker 4: my internet goes up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You know, it's not like we tried that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what's fun about it? Does your laptop work
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  Speaker 2: at least?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Let me see.
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  Speaker 2: So how about let's do this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into the news right now. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then maybe.
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  Speaker 1: While you do the news, I can figure out how.
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  Speaker 2: To fix this.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, they say y'all better pay the internet bill.
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  Speaker 2: That ain't on us.
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  Speaker 5: That had nothing to do with a hardware issue, but
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  Speaker 5: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Spray some Windex on it. Y'all just playing out.
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  Speaker 2: They got Windex here?
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  Speaker 7: I mean, at this point- They said, why'd you download
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  Speaker 7: a song on LimeWire?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what you been doing over there?
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  Speaker 5: Naster. He has been on those sites trying to chase
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  Speaker 5: down that. The Nintendo Switch.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: He fried it.
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  Speaker 5: What if right now we're being taken over?
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  Speaker 2: We got like Asian spies in the computer.
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  Speaker 5: I talked about it and now they're coming after us.
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  Speaker 4: Us first.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I love too, like even people are
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  Speaker 1: walking by who should be listening to this station.
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  Speaker 2: They don't listen. No one.
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  Speaker 1: There's probably two people in the building who actually listen
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  Speaker 1: to the show. They'll come in and go, hey, is
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  Speaker 1: everything fixed?
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  Speaker 2: Everything good? We'll go. Thank you for listening. Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm happy you guys can still hear us.
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  Speaker 2: Can they?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're texting in.
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  Speaker 7: Give them a word to text in.
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  Speaker 4: Just toss it out the window and start fresh.
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  Speaker 5: Text in your favorite swear word.
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  Speaker 2: Like a roach who chewed on the cord or something.
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  Speaker 4: You know what? That can potentially happen.
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  Speaker 2: Who is that?
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  Speaker 4: Props to y'all for being entertaining. We're going to hit
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  Speaker 4: up Greg. Even when the computer's down. He's usually around.
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost 8 a.m., so. It's a lot of cords.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Katie, you. I got the news.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get into the news. This portion of the Joe
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  Speaker 1: Show podcast is powered by Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys.