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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show December 16th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What is it. Due to the graphic nature of this.
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  Speaker 2: Program, listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 1: The Woody Show How.
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  Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, what's good? Everybody?
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  Speaker 1: What up? Today's Tuesday, December sixteenth, twenty twenty five. We
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  Speaker 1: are the Woody Show. That's great, gory all right. We
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  Speaker 1: got Menace Jinograd, Nice, Sea Bats is here. We've got
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  Speaker 1: Sammy is our executive, we got Morgan our associate producer,
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  Speaker 1: von is a video producer, and then we got Borton
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  Speaker 1: mentioning in the Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for being here and giving us some of
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  Speaker 1: your valuable time today. Many ways to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of the Woodies Show. You can call in eight seven
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  Speaker 1: seven forty four Woodie, which after the show becomes the
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  Speaker 1: after hours voicemail. You could text us check in over
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  Speaker 1: to two two nine eight seven. You can find us
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  Speaker 1: and follow us on all the social media platforms. Look
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  Speaker 1: for us there at the Woody Show, and of course
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  Speaker 1: good old fashioned email, which is email at the Woodieshow
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  Speaker 1: dot com. Yeah, coming up for you on the show today.
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  Speaker 1: Greg and Sea Bass have some stories to share. Of
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  Speaker 1: self Serve Justice. Oh, which is a lot of times
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  Speaker 1: my favorite count Greg was talking about, you know, movies
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  Speaker 1: that he likes. He's like vengeance movies, some self serve justice.
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  Speaker 1: Since breath Day, so we have a little breath test,
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  Speaker 1: little bodega breath It happens around here on the on
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  Speaker 1: the show, certain members of the show, what did you
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  Speaker 1: spend a crazy amount of money on? Like, we're like,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I spent that much. I'm getting that
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  Speaker 1: little topic for you and coming up for you this hour.
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  Speaker 1: Menace has a game for it's it's a Craigslist price
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  Speaker 1: is right, but it's not Craigslist. It's from Cracker Barrel.
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  Speaker 3: It is I was recently in a Cracker Barrel and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know I have that store if you've never
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  Speaker 3: been there, Yeah, right when you walk in, it's pretty
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  Speaker 3: much just like a store of nick Knacks, even though
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  Speaker 3: it's a restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Menace will tell us about these items. Wow, and
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  Speaker 1: we get through this the first time I really get
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  Speaker 1: to guests.
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  Speaker 2: You get to play along.
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  Speaker 1: I know, how excited are I know it's very different
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  Speaker 1: from me. I know it's really fun to play Yep,
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  Speaker 1: all right, anyway, phones open eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 1: Woodie hit us up with the text over to two
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  Speaker 1: to nine eight seven. So I saw a story thought
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  Speaker 1: about Greg and then also Sammy was telling a story
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  Speaker 1: about something that happened to her house. Yep, this woman
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  Speaker 1: in Florida, Greg arrested after she drowned her roommate's pet spider.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, who can blame her?
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  Speaker 1: She was charged with animal cruelty and petty theft charges.
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  Speaker 1: Since the spider, which I guess is a jumping spider, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they say it was worth quote seventy bucks. Okay, please
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  Speaker 1: seventy dollars, spider, give me a break. If you wanted
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  Speaker 1: to buy a tarantula, I wonder how much speaking of
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  Speaker 1: like a Craigslist prices, right, Like, how much would you
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  Speaker 1: spend on a tarantula? I think you can get them
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  Speaker 1: for like thirty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: If they're a penny, it's too much?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Can I share a tarantula story? Okay?
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  Speaker 2: I had the worst night the other night. I'm sitting
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  Speaker 2: on the couch. Mario gets up from the couch to
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  Speaker 2: go to the kitchen or something, looks out the window
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  Speaker 2: and jumps back and says, oh my god. And I thought,
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  Speaker 2: this cannot be good. It was a legit tarantula on
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  Speaker 2: the wall by the front door, climbing up the house.
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  Speaker 3: Bugs always on your front door, I know, right. I
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  Speaker 3: don't get that part.
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  Speaker 1: And there's so muck.
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  Speaker 3: Aren't transulas from like, I don't know, the Amazon or something.
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  Speaker 2: I know that's what I thought. Yeah, this gets it
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  Speaker 2: gets so dumb and bad. So we're both pair of
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  Speaker 2: any We think, what if it comes into the house,
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  Speaker 2: it must be destroyed. But neither of us are brave
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  Speaker 2: enough to go out there and get within X amount
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  Speaker 2: of feet of this transula. So I suggested the vacuum
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  Speaker 2: cleaner just take the extender suck it up. And he said,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not getting that close to it. Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 2: I said, how about a broom. He's like, why are
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  Speaker 2: you giving me all these suggestions about how to handle
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  Speaker 2: this tarantula? You do something? And I said, look, you
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  Speaker 2: know me, I'm not going out there. I will I'll
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  Speaker 2: just have to stay home for the rest of my life.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going out there. So he decides to be
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  Speaker 2: the man and goes out to deal with this transula.
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  Speaker 2: But I didn't know what he was going to do.
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  Speaker 2: I figured he would use a broom, or I said,
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  Speaker 2: use the leaf blower something, just get it out of here.
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  Speaker 2: I was so scared that I literally had to go
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  Speaker 2: to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 1: So I said, I'll be right back. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: go use the bathroom like number one, number two, number two.
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  Speaker 1: It literally scared thensh out of it. Yeah, because this
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  Speaker 1: is a legit taransula. I know people say, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: saw a Transla and it was just a big spider.
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  Speaker 1: This was a legit movie tarantula. By the way, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking online. You can get a Mexican red knee tarantula
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  Speaker 1: for thirty nine dollars ninety nine cents. There's also another one,
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  Speaker 1: though this one's a little bit bigger. The bigger one's
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and forty nine dollars. Wow, glassy one. There's
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  Speaker 1: a giant Mexican red knee Transla you can get for
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  Speaker 1: sixty bucks eighty four bucks. There's another one for twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: This is the striped knee Tarantula twenty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: I think I had the Jumpo one.
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  Speaker 1: We got to pick up a couple of pression.
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  Speaker 4: You should have captured it and then you could have
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  Speaker 4: sold it.
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  Speaker 1: It's money. So I come out of the bathroom and
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  Speaker 1: Mario is on the phone with the fire department. Series, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's the gayest thing I wanted advice, dude, that's the
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  Speaker 1: fire depart Yeah, that wins the award for gayest thing
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that. This is how scared we were. And
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  Speaker 1: so they and they literally laughed at him and said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it happens. It's outdoors, it's a bug. And
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  Speaker 1: they went back to their dinner of chili. So they
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  Speaker 1: go back to this hall. Right, like, these two guys
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  Speaker 1: just call it about a tansula, right. I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: come out for a transulus.
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  Speaker 2: So then he said, well, I guess the fire department
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  Speaker 2: won't come get it, so I'm gonna have to deal
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  Speaker 2: with it.
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  Speaker 1: I would at least call animal control.
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  Speaker 2: Well maybe we have called them in the past when
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  Speaker 2: we've seen snakes in the yard and they don't come
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  Speaker 2: unless it's a rattlesnake. You should have called the cops.
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  Speaker 2: I could have arrested somebody. So then I stay in
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  Speaker 2: the house. He goes into the backyard and he's out
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  Speaker 2: there for like ten minutes. I'm thinking, what is he
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  Speaker 2: doing it? Meanwhile, he said keep it one on the translor.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to going near the front door. What
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  Speaker 2: if it gets in the house. So he finally comes
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  Speaker 2: around and I see him holding a dish of some sort.
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  Speaker 2: It was like a plastic bowl, and he's also holding
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  Speaker 2: our super soaker. We have this pool toy, you know,
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  Speaker 2: you just pull it to put the water in it,
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  Speaker 2: and then he's holding that. What he did was he
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  Speaker 2: went to the garage and took one of my industrial
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  Speaker 2: sized things, a bug spray that I have for the outdoors,
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  Speaker 2: and he poured it into a dish and then sucked
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  Speaker 2: it up into the super soaker, and then from about
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  Speaker 2: fifteen feet away was it starts flooding this translat wait,
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  Speaker 2: watered down stuff or no full on okay, the full
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  Speaker 2: on stuff that comes in one of those big jugs,
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  Speaker 2: and it has a wand attached to her.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, big jugs. That doesn't instantly kill it doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: And then it fell to the ground and he's like
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  Speaker 2: reloading the super soaker, shoots it again, reloading, shooting again.
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  Speaker 2: It starts crawling down and then he goes up to it. Finally,
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  Speaker 2: when it gets enough life of it sucked out of
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  Speaker 2: it by this poison, he goes up to it with
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  Speaker 2: the blunt end of the super soaker.
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  Speaker 1: It just bash bashashash bash.
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  Speaker 2: And I thought, thank god you handled that. Now the
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  Speaker 2: front area of the house looks like you hose it
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  Speaker 2: with an actual hose of water. It's all just dripping.
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  Speaker 2: The dog is freaking out. She wants to go out there.
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  Speaker 2: I said, well, we can't let her out, it's soaked
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  Speaker 2: in bug spray. And finally killed it. It was, uh nightmare.
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  Speaker 2: The fire department didn't help, no kidding. I thought it
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  Speaker 2: was hilarious, adorable. I said, who are you on the
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  Speaker 2: phone with. I'm on the phone with the fires as
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  Speaker 2: they talked to me for more.
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  Speaker 1: Than two seconds.
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  Speaker 2: No, the guy totally laughed and he was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we're not coming out for that totally.
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  Speaker 1: The whipping boy was out. In fact, he has a
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  Speaker 1: couple of pictures here. He saw they have a fifty
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  Speaker 1: percent off sale right now on a sordid basic Tarantula's
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  Speaker 1: discussed normal price forty nine ninety nine now just twenty
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  Speaker 1: four to ninety nine. Why do you pick up for us? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Then he took a picture of this one. Let me
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  Speaker 1: show you the picture here. Uh, there you go? Did
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  Speaker 1: you do dig in? Ooh, that's what was on my door?
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  Speaker 2: Look, it was that bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm called a fire upon The spider is all hairy
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  Speaker 1: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it was a legit their hair. It was gross,
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  Speaker 2: and I kind of feel bad that we killed it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So Greg, I have a spider story as well
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  Speaker 5: that It's so funny the way you reacted to that.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder what you would have done in the situation.
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  Speaker 4: I was outside of my place wiping down all the.
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  Speaker 5: Spider webs and stuff because it just kind of needed
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  Speaker 5: to be clean. And I was wiping the side of
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  Speaker 5: the house and underneath, I went underneath like a window
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  Speaker 5: ledge and all of a sudden a spider crawled out,
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  Speaker 5: and I was like, okay, you know whatever. I think
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  Speaker 5: I maybe hit where it was. And then all of
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  Speaker 5: a sudden, like a dozen baby spiders came crawling out
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  Speaker 5: on the side.
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  Speaker 1: I mean baby, they were.
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  Speaker 4: Read they were so little.
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  Speaker 1: Baby just scattered about.
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  Speaker 4: And I mean, I'm I did not call the fire department.
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  Speaker 1: Web class.
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  Speaker 5: I felt so bad because I was like, I just
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  Speaker 5: hit this nest and this mom and her babies, and
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  Speaker 5: there was kind of like spider web string type things
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  Speaker 5: attached to where like the babies were, and I was
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  Speaker 5: grabbing those to place them on the ground because I
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  Speaker 5: was wiping stuff down and I didn't want to kill them,
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  Speaker 5: and I was just like, I hope you all live
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  Speaker 5: like I tried to place them near their mom.
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  Speaker 1: Felt bad fly.
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  Speaker 2: You tried to place them there their mom mean, while
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  Speaker 2: I'd be getting a bucket of poison.
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  Speaker 1: Woody Show. All right, welcome back. Hey, I forgot to
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  Speaker 1: mention we're looking for some callers, so Morgan, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to get some people lined up on the phones
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  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four Woody eight seven seven forty
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  Speaker 1: four Woody. So we know what we did the Craigslist prices, right,
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  Speaker 1: this is the Cracker Barrel edition.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Menace was recently at a Cracker Barrel. And I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: that you're touring around the store. You probably had to
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  Speaker 1: wait for a table. Ah yeah, and you waited for
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  Speaker 1: me table. I thought that was something you just don't do.
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  Speaker 3: It was a few minutes. I can't wait. I can
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  Speaker 3: bear with it for a moment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what did you order?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the fried chicken, of course, yeah, fried chicken is
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  Speaker 1: a but I also like their chicken and dumplings.
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  Speaker 2: I like the chicken Price steak.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they got that that corn casserole stuff. Oh
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  Speaker 1: I did not have that. I did have a side
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  Speaker 1: of corn though. Oh no, the hash brown casserole. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it is, corn casserol somewhere else. Okay, yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: have a hash brown cast role. But check this out.
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  Speaker 1: I never got my base my biscuits though, because I'm like, oh, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: we're out of business right now. I'm gonna have the biscuits.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll have some warmed up within like ten minutes,
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  Speaker 3: not hour later.
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  Speaker 2: Still no biscuits really.
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  Speaker 1: Shirts yeah on that art all right, Well, if you
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  Speaker 1: want to play this cracker Barrel edition of the price
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  Speaker 1: is right, eight seven seven forty four woody is the
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  Speaker 1: number that's eight seven seven forty four woody. And it's
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  Speaker 1: exciting because of the first time I've ever gotten to
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  Speaker 1: play Oh yeah, big day and and make a guess
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  Speaker 1: as to how much these things are because Menace is
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  Speaker 1: the one that was there, So he's got all the
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  Speaker 1: prices and everything. Yes, and so he's gonna, like the
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  Speaker 1: same way the other game works. He's gonna tell us
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  Speaker 1: about an item we have to try to guess how
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  Speaker 1: much it's being sold for there at the cracker Barrel,
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  Speaker 1: and then you on the phone, we'll just have to
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  Speaker 1: guess is the actual cracker barrel price higher or lower
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  Speaker 1: than the bid that was given here in the studio.
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  Speaker 1: And if you could do that correctly, you will be
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  Speaker 1: the winner. M hm eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
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  Speaker 1: almost feel like we should have like a little house
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  Speaker 1: in the prairie music.
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  Speaker 2: I know when I figured cracker barrel, I figured that game.
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  Speaker 2: It's a piece of wood and you have the.
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  Speaker 1: Pet triangle with the golf teas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you have to jump the pegs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And for some reason, if you don't know what cracker
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  Speaker 3: barrel is, it is a restaurant that has a gift
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  Speaker 3: shop in front of the restaurant. So these items are
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  Speaker 3: from the gift shop in front of the restaurant.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't know what a cracker barrel is, I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to know you. Yeah, are you never been?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the phones and say hello
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  Speaker 1: to our first contest. And let's say hello to Gilbert Wilbert.
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  Speaker 1: Oh all right, menace was the first item.
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's start off what they're known for there are
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  Speaker 3: rocking chairs. If you go to a cracker barrel, they
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  Speaker 3: can always have a bunch of rocking chairs outside.
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  Speaker 1: And here's a picture of the one that he's talking about.
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  Speaker 3: Is a Hollywood all Weather Heritage legacy slate rocker. And
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  Speaker 3: then this flat rocker slat walker. I gave Woody a
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  Speaker 3: description just a case for a backup. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 3: all weather. It's made out of a blend of plastics
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  Speaker 3: and includes recycled milk jugs. Oh yeah, Now how much
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  Speaker 3: does this rocker costing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Who should we have? Okay the first time, let's uh,
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  Speaker 3: let's have you picked?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is one that doesn't really need any maintenance.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's brand new. It's not going to be
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  Speaker 1: any kind of discount price for sure, So I would
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  Speaker 1: say two hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars. Yeah, Gilbert, do
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  Speaker 1: you think the actual Craigsist price is higher or lower
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  Speaker 1: than two hundred dollars? Higher higher than two hundred? Well
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  Speaker 1: check this out. You are correct. It is higher.
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  Speaker 3: Really, it is hundred and forty nine dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, pretty good? Who now rocker cracker barrel price?
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  Speaker 1: All right, Gilbert? Congratulations you already winner. You're on the
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  Speaker 1: cracker barrel prices right, having one second, we'll get your information. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to uh ted ted. Hey, all right, we're
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  Speaker 1: playing the cracker barrel price is right? What's the next item?
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  Speaker 1: And who's bidding on a menace?
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's give this one a Sammy because she does
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  Speaker 3: love snow glove. Snow gloves, you love country music. This
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  Speaker 3: one is a boot that's made into a snow glove.
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  Speaker 1: Also it's a cowboy boot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and it has an led light up. Oh
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  Speaker 3: so you can't wear this, No, you can't wear it's
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  Speaker 3: a snow glove. It's an actual snow glove.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's shaped as a cowboy food. But I can't
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  Speaker 1: wear that. Yeah, it's about eight inches high. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was just the look of it because it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: look like it. It's not like in a glow shape.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: There's like water in there. Yeah, that's how good of
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: a job that.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: We can't tell It just looks like a bunch of glitter. Okay,
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: now why you said you can?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I started with snow glow. No, I thought it
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: was just a style to look it's meant to look
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: like that. The addition of the but it just looks
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: like it's a mood a snow globe.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: In the style of you know, yeah, I shared a
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: photo with Sammy.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh it says great for gifting or keeping
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: for yourself. Yeah, there's a horse, yeah, one of the other. Greg,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: what part of the house would you keep this interview
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: at it?
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: You know what, I might go crazy with that.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Put it like on a shelf in the kitchen, okay,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: or maybe just.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: On the entryway table so people can see it as
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: soon as no, of.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Course, yeah, yeah, of course, or maybe the Garners can.
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Sammy, how much is this snow glow?
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say thirty five dollars?
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: Thirty dollars, Ted, do you think the actual cracker barrel
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: price is higher or lower? Higher?
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Higher?
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: The price is forty nine ninety right, congratulations man, another winners.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Ted, I appreciate you listening to
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: what the show. Hang on one second, we will get
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: all your information. Next, let's go to Brittany. Brittany all right, Brittany,
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: all right, So cracker barrel prices right next time in
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: please minatce.
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: All right for great gory because he does love cookwaar
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: I do I have a twelve inch Dolly parton preseason
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: cast iron stamped skillets?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Now it is a it is a Lodge branded So
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: that's like the brand for those cast iron skillets.
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: Oh oh, I see wow?
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to read the description?
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Menist?
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Inspired by her music and the butterflies that have always
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: symbolized Dolly's spirit, this special edition piece of cast iron
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: will help you turn out classic dishes and create new traditions.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Made with just iron oil and Tennessee spirit. The naturally
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: seasoned cooking surface is born to perform for generations to come.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: How much.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: So?
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Twelve inch doll cast iron stamped gillet. I know that
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: cook words quite pricey. Let's say you know what sixty
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: nine sixty alright, Brittany. Do you think the actual cracker
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: barrel price is higher or lower than sixty nine dollars?
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say higher higher? Really sixty nine dollars? Well,
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: the price is thirty two. Sorry, yeah, sorry, Brittany. It
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: seems like a pretty good deal. Sorry, Brittany, but thank
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you for show. Bye bye.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go to uh Alyssa. All right, let's do let's
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: do this last one here, menace, what do we got
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: the last one?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: And I'll give it to Woody again because and I mean, Greg,
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: you can probably play long because you guys love signage
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: in the house.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally. There's this light up sign. It's it's
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: quite small though.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: It's a light up sign that says, bless this barton,
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: bless this barn. Yes, oh okay, yeah, oh I see it. Yeah,
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: this barn. It's in the shape of a barn. It
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: just hangs up on the wall. Yeah, and it has
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: a little led light up in the back.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, so the little windows light up.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, at the bottom of it. It's at the bottom
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: of this guy like this guy's holding his hand and
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: then it goes like just across the width of his hand.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: It's not much bigger than that, so it's pretty pretty small.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: So it's basically like a night light almost.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, say it with a sign our box. Signs are
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: full of personality and add a dimensional conversation piece to
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: your home decor. This conversation piece, I wouldn't take this
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: for free. Hey, where'd you get that crap? Let's have
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: a conversation about it. So, how much is this barn? Sign,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: it lights up, it lights up. Twenty bucks, twenty bucks?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: What do you think, Alyssa? Actual cracker barrel price higher
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: and lower than twenty dollars lower? It is a steal
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: at five ninety. Really, that guy better. I'll pick up
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: a couple of them for you.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: I mean at that price, you can't pass it up.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well listen, congratulations, you are a winner
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: for this round of the cracker barrel price is right?
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: All right, so there's a there's Alyssa.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: A lot of winners there, yeah, yes, yes, Sammy, here
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: we go, Sammy. Now this is a Marquee Deluxe. Oh wait,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: hold on, let me get the contest. Sorry, yeah no,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: that was my bad. Say how to Ralph? Ralph? All right,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: it's the cracker barrel. Price is right. This is an
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: item that Sammy's gonna bit on. What is a venas?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: It is a Marquee Deluxe Santa Carousel.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, just for fun, let's have you read the description.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's why I gave you the descriptions.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I know, but give me okay to bring it home
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: for uh, to bring home the magic of a season
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: with our Marquee Deluxe Santa Claus Carousel in UH incredibly
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: delay the detailed and painted Santa and Yeah, Santa and
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: his reindeer rise and fall as the carousel turns, and
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: adds extra level of wonder using his optional light show
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: settings multiplex, Unison or steady. The ac adapters ac adapter
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: operates UH casual plays twenty.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: The ac adapter operated carousel Yeah plays plays twenty Christmas
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: carols with volume control to enjoy without music as well.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: This is Sammy's dread no Menace.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: Why is the box of this not sitting here for
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: me to take off? You saw this and you just
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: left it there?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Expensive so little that you can play?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: All right, So Ralph.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Can you hold that up? Sammy? We're gonna get to.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: The bid here. How much do you think this is
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: selling for their cracker barrel?
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I mean, this looks nice. It is intricate and painted.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Is it is?
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: It would? And it plays music?
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: And it plays music. I'm going to say one hundred dollars.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: One hundred dollars, Ralph, do you think the actual cracker
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: barrel price is higher or lower than one hundred dollars?
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Lower lower than a hundred bucks? It would be two
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: hundred and ninety nine dollars.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: And if I forgive you for not having.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want that, sorry Ralphe. Guys, that's how you
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: play the Cracker Barrel boxes, right, thank you. Minutes. No
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: problem that you had a couple of minutes to make
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a game out of your seat. He is such an
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: efficient use of time, guy.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's always content, no part of the animal left unused.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: I know. All right, more what he shows next? Hang off,
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back. She wants a d and she's
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: going to get one the Woody Show. I got one
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: more item. Cracker Barrel. Okayis by the way, somebody texted
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: over saying, seriously, Cracker Barrel. That place is hot garbage.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: My wife and I tried it for breakfast because her
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: co worker wouldn't shut up about it. That place makes
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: firecamp meals prepared by convicts. Tastes like top rated Michelin
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: star chefs.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, okay, not a fan. I've always liked Cracker Barrel,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: but I'll tell you my last experience.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: They like it for breakfast. The service was awful. Yeah
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: that's the service. Like the food like food. It was
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: great and breakfast. I don't know if i'd been there
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: for anything but breakfast. Yeah, I went there obviously. Yeah,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: I went there for lunch.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I got that fried chicken, which was delicious, but they
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: brought out my sighs or super cold.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: I never got my biscuit. We never heard about the biscuits. Allright,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: we got one more item here. Who's gonna bid on
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: this one?
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Greg?
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Or? You do you want to go to me Sammy again?
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's a Sami type it item? Okay, all right,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Well it's a care Bears mugs. Okay, Ca, you gonna
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: tell her about it? Oh? Sorry, I gave you the paper.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I apologize. Enjoy a nice cup of coffee or tea
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: in this awesome care Bears twenty ounce rainbow heart logo,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: ceramic camper mug, Campra camper mug. Okay, it's a different swee.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: The camper mugs are like kind of ten or whatever,
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: so they don't break.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: It's not ceramic. Yeah.
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: I think the lip is different on them too, Yeah,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: a little bit that lip though, the lip is cute.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: All right, So how much do you think this is
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: going for?
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: I'm going to say fifteen dollars.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Fifteen dollars, Greg Gory, do you think the actual cracker
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: barrel price is higher or lower than the fifteen dollars
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: lower lower lower lower actual cracker barrel price eight dollars
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: and ninety nine cents. That's yeah, way to go, Greg noise.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I won Yeah, I like it. You wanted me to
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: buy you one?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Of course I do.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: My sister loved care Bears. That's so throwback. What's that?
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: Who didn't?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Boys?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: I remember the care Bears. I mean, everybody loves Smurfs,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: but care Bears. That was definitely like divided among boys
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: and girls. You like the care Bears was general neutral? No, yeah,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: it was for sure. No dude, I know would have
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: been caught dead with a care Beer.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: Young super young boys would not care about the care
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Bears in the eighties.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Dude, okay, would have allowed it. Every father be not
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: in this house, not even just watching it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I'm just watching cameras.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: All right? More what he shows next?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Hang on?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: You know the Woody Show.
• 25:57
  Speaker 7: This is money.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: We're taking a phone calls at eight seven seven forty
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: two to nine eight seven. Question for you. We were
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: talking about how menace when we went on that Alaska cruise.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: The Disney Alaska Cruise. How they went to this place
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and they got that bucket of crab legs. Yeah, it
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: was a five pound bucket of King krab legs for
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: like over four hundred dollars, which is unbelievable. I mean
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: the bill is a place with six hundred and fifty mine,
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: but just the bucket, but just the bucket of crabs
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: was you know, like I don't know, man in a
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: place where crab is plentiful, right, Yeah, it was good
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: King crab. It better have been.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: So we were we were just having this little discussion,
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: and so the question for the audience, what is something
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: you spent a disproportionate amount of money on. It's different
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: for different people. Like some people spend it on something
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: they collect, you know, some of the he's uh you know,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I mean look at bored and all the all the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: stuff tops Yeah, bored. I mean you've got some What
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: would you I mean, what would you value your uh
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: action your action figure collection at just the action figures?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I mean because like he has pictures of all these
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: shelves and it's every inch is covered. Yeah, and it
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: looks to be like a billion of them.
• 27:21
  Speaker 7: Sholder including everything in storage.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Maybe about ten to fifteen run, maybe ten.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: To fifteen million dollars.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: The comic books, maybe another like five grand plus wow
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe more maybe what's what's.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: The most you spent on any one thing? Four hundred dollars? Four?
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: There was a reissued Transformer from the eighties, Like what
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: do you remember the USS flag for Gijah, the aircraft.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: The aircraft, that's what I wanted so bad. Well, guess
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: what this was?
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: The Transformers of that. It was like a two and
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: a half foot tall Transformers from the eighties. Yeah, gorgeous Maximus.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: So I got that for four Where does that even go?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Two and a half feet tall? That's on a shelf?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Oh sweet, Yeah, it's on shelf.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Hangs out yea?
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Or is this your retirement plan? Like will you ever
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: sell these one day?
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: Or no?
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: I mean I've sold off different things in my collection
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: over the years. Most recently I sold a WWF SmackDown
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: stage for action figures. It was vintage, like early two thousands.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: I got four hundred fifty bucks for it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Bucks, and we told you he sold the T shirt
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: for hundreds of dollars. It was about four hundred bucks
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to Yeah, he's probably the black. Yeah, probably, Well, what's
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: something that you have spent a disproportionate amount of money on?
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: We'll take your calls eight seven seven forty four. What
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: you can also just text over to two two nine
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: eighty seven. Greg was bitching about frozen yogurts. Oh my god,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: you would think that he paid bort wwe stage pricing
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: for frozen yogurt. Dude, I couldn't believe it because when
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: you give in mind. By the way, Greg thinks everything's
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: crazy expensive.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, because I'm alive and I have eyes,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: it is. I went to a frozen yogurt place because
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: we're just craving it, and I hadn't been in a
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: long time. And I know they charged by the weight,
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: but you don't know what it's going to cost until
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: you're done making your So two regular cups. How big
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: is my.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Hand, like, I don't know, three inches four inches tall,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: top iPhones five inches, So yeah, a little less than
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: an iPhone amount of yogurt, and then a couple toppings,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: a little shaved coconut, little heath bars, and then Mario
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: got one same size little strawberries, little cheesecake bites on
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: there weigh it for two yogurt's twenty nine dollars?
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: Twenty nine dollars?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Did you have shaved gold on?
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: I know? And I was very tempted. I didn't do it.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I was very tempted to just slowly slide them back
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to bye, Like that's insane?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: Now can you do that at that point? Like, once
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it's dispensed, I want to put all this stuff on there,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: because what are you going to do? Pour it back
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: in the machine, get the little you know, coconut shreads
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: out of there.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: And I didn't have the nerve to do it. But
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: don't you think that's insane?
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: That's very pricey for two yogurts? And here's to be
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: fair to the yogurt place? Do they not post the price?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Would they know how much it costs per they had?
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: They must? Yeah, I think there has to be some
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: kind of I think it was eighty nine cents an
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: ounce or something like that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: But I'm drug dealer. You're not going to do the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: master beforehand.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how much it weighs before they
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: put it on your scale. And I thought the dude
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: was being cool because I was going to put a
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: lid on he said no, no, I'll weigh it for
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: you before you put the lid on it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: It's nice, And then it was twenty nine bucks. It
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: was as I had to put the lid on forty
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: nine thou that would have been a tear weight, right,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: like they would You heard that from working at the
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: grocery store, Menace, you have to enter the tear weight
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: on stuff. Oh yeah. Like so if something's in a
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: container or you know, like the deli, you know the
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: tear weight of the packaging that they put the deli
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: meat in, you're not getting charged for, you know, the
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: right exactly? Terror did they ask for you a tip
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: on top of that? They probably have not?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: There was a tip jar, Yeah, yeah, I sure did not.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: So what's something that you have spent a disproportionate amount
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: of money on? Like menaces, crabs or Greg's frozen yogurt
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can text over
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: to two to nine eighty seven. I'll get some of
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: your feedback next year on the Woody Show. Hang on,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: I would love to get a sack, but I don't
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: have a billion dollars. The Woody Shows a Woody Show show.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: So what is something you have spent a disproportionate amount
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: of money on Menace with his crab legs, Greg with
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: his uh trying to do the match. So I said,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: you you paid for thirty two ounces of vice created
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: If you said it's eighty nine cents an ounce, that's
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a lot, Yeah, Peaz, what a peg? Yeah, Marca.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: We've got a lot of people on the text like, so,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: what's your what's your answer? What's something? You've spent a
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: disproportionate amount of money on eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: You can send us a text over to two to
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: nine eighty seven. This one says two bottles of quote
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: smart water at the movie theater for sixteen dollars. Yeah,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: water fall water, You're smart. Somebody said I was in
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the Disney Pin game for a bit. I had a
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: collection valued at about twenty thousand dollars. Yeah. Seven four
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: said I had crawfish flown in overnight for a Sunday dinner.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: No occasion over half for debt upon a run. This
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: has been now four hundred and fifty dollars on this
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: rare Pokemon card for my collection. Oh no, I am
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: curious which one nine for nine spent thousands on Disney merchandise,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: especially Club thirty three swag. If you have access to
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: getting the Club thirty three, they do have some special
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: stuff that's only available if you're in the club.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Got to get that. What's that? I get that?
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, if you have an opportunity to go into
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Club thirty three, you should get something to empty handed
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: from Club thirty three five six to two says as
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Don says he spent eight hundred dollars on a pair
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: of sneakers from uh Balenciaga. All right, yeah, which Greg's like, yeah,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: that's normal. Where did you find you out? Greg bought
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: some slippers or something at one point, No, those were
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: driving shoes right, driving slippers driving or how much It's like.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: They had to be over eight hundred.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this is one of those things where
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: it's like, uh, you know, he without sin cast the
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: first stone kind of thing. Everybody has spent on something.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Now it's it's on a it's on a sliding scale,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: because you know, when I was twenty three years old,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I didn't have the type of you know, money to
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: do what I would say would be the most disproportioned spend,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: you know, but in that time, yeah, I did I
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: did something. You know, the the amount was different, it
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: was still completely disproportionate, right, so you can. Yeah, so
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars to somebody might be the same as
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: two thousand dollars to somebody else. So let's just not
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: judge necessarily. The amount depends where you're at. It's just
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: a disprop yeah, because it just depends, and there's too
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: many other factors.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: And the first full time job I ever got, my
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: salary was twenty thousand, five hundred a year, and I
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: ran out and bought three hundred dollars pair of shoes, right, Okay,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: so there you go. I would not I wouldn't do
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: that today, No, no way, no.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, like, you know, there's a there's a
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: lot of people who are, you know, just buying things
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to impress other people. Yeah, you know, disproportionate, Like you
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: buy a belt that will hold your pants up. Doesn't
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: have to be the Gucci belt, but you know, yeah,
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: but it does help. Yeah, it looks better menace. What
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: about you? Is it yours? The crab legs or probably
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: not to know.
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: I lot of like gifts, you know, for spicy notcha,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I bought it this one perse that was four grand,
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: and I never seen her use it once.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, I've ever seen a four thousand dollars? You've probably
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: seen one? Yeah, see them all?
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: And then like shoes and stuff like that. I think
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: for my sister's birthday when she turned twenty one, I
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: probably spent for like hotels and everything, like ten grand
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: or something. But for myself, I think the most expensive
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: pair of shoes I ever bought is like twelve hundred, right,
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: for a pair of shoes. And that's the thing disproportioned,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: meaning like it's a pair of shoes.
• 35:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you spend shows like shoes like over two grand.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: It's worth it.
• 35:29
  Speaker 10: Don't decide now, just think about it. Would you consider
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: adopting me?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Think about it?
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: Don't Yeah, every time you go out at night for
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: dinner or whatever, do you ever ask her, Hey, why
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: don't you use that purse?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: No? Because then she uses the other ones? Oh my god?
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: But does she not like it? I dude, I don't know.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Apparently this is the one that you wanted never see
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: or use it. I'd be too scared to use the text.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Another text coming in. I spent seven hundred and fifty
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: dollars on a pair of jeans from John Elliott.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Whatever the hell that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Gina grad.
• 36:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I did a splurge that I couldn't afford and
• 36:08
  Speaker 10: probably shouldn't have done. We were on a vacation and
• 36:11
  Speaker 10: I was like, you know, what are the little upgrade
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: extras we could do just for fun? My husband and
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: I and I decided to spend almost one thousand dollars on.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Like a guided like tour of where we.
• 36:23
  Speaker 10: Were like, oh, you know, we can go wherever we
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: want and they'll you know, it'll be specific to us.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: No, just gotten like a decent ish.
• 36:32
  Speaker 10: Hummer and went wherever the guy told us to go
• 36:35
  Speaker 10: and didn't last that long and probably could have taken
• 36:38
  Speaker 10: the bus around the same area. There was not there was,
• 36:42
  Speaker 10: But he paid for it because we didn't have cash
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: and we had to pay him back at the end.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Oh it was almost a thousand dollars. Our buddy Stephen
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: checking In says, I paid eleven thousand dollars for my
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: two oldest sons to play travel hockey and high school hockey.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Don't do it. That's expensive travel sports, I mean just
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: in general, because then you need all the crab dude,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: the stuff that I've heard. I have no frame of
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: reference on this because my daughter never got into dance. Yeah,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: these like dance girls.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: You know what do they need for that?
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my costumes yea, and they travel. Yeah, the costumes
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: have to be bought by you know, from a certain
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: place and so they get to charge whatever the hell
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: they want. There's all this stuff because there's travel in
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: the lodging for that, and it's just it's insane. Like
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: some of these kids activities. It's crazy. They're not going
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: pro guys.
• 37:33
  Speaker 10: When you got out in front of that early, you said,
• 37:34
  Speaker 10: we're just not doing travel sports.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: We're not doing travel sports. But you know, my son
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: plays hockey, which just the equipment. You know, to buy hockey,
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: what hockey stick go for? It depends. You can get
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: them for different but like on about three hundred and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: fifty bucks for us stick. Yeah, and they break. Now
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: they don't break every game or anything like that, but
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you know they can't break now you can get to
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: once for one hundred and fifty bucks. But it's one
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: of those things when you know, you start playing and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: you start getting better or what it does, you know
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: it does, it does make a difference, like a bad Yeah, we've.
• 38:05
  Speaker 10: Seeing those memes where the mom's like, we're going to
• 38:08
  Speaker 10: you know, dinner, we are your most expensive outfit, and
• 38:10
  Speaker 10: the kid comes down in his hockey gear.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Especially the goalies man like goalie parents. Were you like
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Bill Gates on, Oh yeah, yeah, what about you Greg Gory?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Everything is food related, so, you know dinner that I thought, oh,
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: it would be nice to go to this fancy restaurant
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: when our friends come to town and not drive, so
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: we'll get like a town car go to this restaurant.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: One dinner out was fifteen hundred.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: How many friends it was. That was for the dinner
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: and then the car. But that's again I look back
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: and go, why did I do that? Well, there are restaurants,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: you know. Some people always think about ubers and lifts
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: and things, and then I remember there was one time
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I did that. I did the uber thing. But because
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: it was a Saturday night, what I paid each way
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: for the uber, I could have easily gotten. H like
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: a like a car service that's like yeah, and they
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: wait for you, and they wait for you and they'll
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: take you to another place or to like wherever you
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: want to go. It's not just like drop you off
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: there and then they're gone. Huh you know, so like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: sometimes if it's going to be a big night out
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and depending on where you're going and when you're going,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: it might be worth just looking into it as opposed
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: because I know you don't want to drive because you're drinking.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Sea Bats, What are you most disproportionate amount you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: spent on something?
• 39:25
  Speaker 11: Well, people are going to say cyber truck. Obviously that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: I mean that's also true. No, utility, Yeah, it's worth
• 39:31
  Speaker 11: it's utility, you know everything, you know, it's actually it's
• 39:33
  Speaker 11: quite a bargain.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's just money because you use it for
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: that purpose on a regular basis, right, I mean for
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: folks who don't.
• 39:38
  Speaker 11: Know, getting shot at the super like high end three
• 39:42
  Speaker 11: motor cyber truck is one hundred and twenty dollars. It's like,
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: I think that blows all these out of the water,
• 39:47
  Speaker 11: just but from a well I didn't mention pretty and cars.
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: Well what he's got plane? Yeah, but to be fair,
• 39:55
  Speaker 11: I didn't need this cyber truck to be That's I think.
• 39:57
  Speaker 11: That's why I'm putting Well, yeah, and.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: Then the house is it's just proportionate, but it's not
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: your choice what the price is. Yeah, it's just what
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: the reality.
• 40:04
  Speaker 11: I mentioned a long time ago that I too, I
• 40:07
  Speaker 11: could throw house in there, because I decided long before
• 40:10
  Speaker 11: you know, I was Actually I was on HGTV Guy
• 40:13
  Speaker 11: a little bit back in the day before it was
• 40:14
  Speaker 11: all like gay stuff and when it was just like
• 40:16
  Speaker 11: house flipping and like practical stuff. It was like I
• 40:19
  Speaker 11: bought a house for like a hundred some hundred five
• 40:21
  Speaker 11: thousand dollars. How amazing because.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Because this was right before the bubble, they were just
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: giving it away. It was a condo, small mortgages. No, no,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: this is a Housemily house. We shared this story before. Yeah,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: this before I was on the show. Oh oh okay.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I thought you're talking about the condo where you blew
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: the toilet out installing it. But I made money on that.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But I lost one hundred and five thousand dollars because
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I bought this house.
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: I thought I'm gonna and they were like, we're gonna
• 40:46
  Speaker 11: renovate it for you. It can you can refile when
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: you know you get out. I was like, okay, great,
• 40:50
  Speaker 11: I show up. It's this little single family home. It's
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: in the hood. The air conditioning unit was stolen three times,
• 40:56
  Speaker 11: and yes, I was part of great recession.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: That you're trying to gentrify.
• 41:03
  Speaker 11: How dare you the favorite My favorite thing was I've
• 41:06
  Speaker 11: got some bushes for the front yard and they stole
• 41:08
  Speaker 11: them out of the ground.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's something.
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: I just heard about that there's like a underground market
• 41:14
  Speaker 10: for like shrubbery.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Dude, I wanted to buy it. Have you ever tried it? Yeah?
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: A gave plant dude. No, they're so freaking this twenty
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: dollars home depot. You wonder why your neighborhood suck hood.
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: It doesn't have to have nice things like me, uh, Sammy, yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: you're listening.
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: Mine is, I guess technically a blanket, but it was
• 41:38
  Speaker 5: for the yarn that I spent two hundred dollars to
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: make a blanket.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Myself, because it's like the nice.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: Bull yard, and so the yarn itself is expensive and
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: then to make a blanket out of it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. So, just for your
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: run of the mill yarn, what do they call it? Bushel?
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what it was?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: A scene, a scheme, a scheme, all right? So for
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: like why I've seen it, it looks like a big like pill. Yeah, yeah,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: so that's the scheme. Yeah, okay, so just for like
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: your average run of the mill Skien, like what does
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: that go for?
• 42:06
  Speaker 4: You could get just a big one pound scheme for
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: ten bucks?
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Ten bucks? And then how much did this stuff cost
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: that you bought for this blanket?
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: It what I mean totally?
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: It was two hundred the amount that I needed to
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: make the blanket.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: You could you could make a blanket for like twenty bucks.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but this was nice wall so it was nice.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: So like the stuff itself, the yarn itself didn't cost
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: any more than the average scheme of your typical stuff. No,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: it did, it did. That's what I'm asking. So ten
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: bucks for the typical one. How much was this one
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: exactly skin?
• 42:36
  Speaker 5: Oh well it's smaller, right, so it was probably ski
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: maybe thirteen dollars? Well no, I mean it's the size
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: of a skin, but not the big one pound one.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: So yeah, more than double the price I brought it
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: up before.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: That's what people say about I love going the melting
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: pot that fond due place. Yeah, people go, what a ripoff?
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: You're paying that kind of price to sit there and
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: cook your own food while you're paying two hundred bucks
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: to you know, your own blanket.
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: But the blanket I could get for two hundred dollars
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: would is so nice?
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven forty four Woody, you can send us
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: a text over to to nine eight seven more wood
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: he shows next.
• 43:13
  Speaker 3: Show you were here?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Now now is the show? Oh it is all about
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: the Benjamin's baby, something he spent a disproportionate amount of
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: money on. Just having this conversation we were, you know,
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out about that tipping thing with Menace
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: and the bucket of crab legs that he bought when
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: he was on that Disney cruise.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely not twenty worthy.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: And yeah it was like a five pound bucket of
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: King crab for four hundred plus dollars, right, uh huh Yeah,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: So that just kind of got the and again everybody
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: has depending on your situation and depending it like there's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: no yeah, it's not necessarily, but it's it's about the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: spend ratio, what he spent to what it is, what
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: it did, right, Yeah, Like for example, here, somebody text
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: it over, I spent six hundred dollars on that Dison
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: hair dryer. It's a hair dryer. Oh, but here is medicine.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: The defense I'm going to tell you that Dyson hair
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: dryer is worth it.
• 44:15
  Speaker 4: It's pretty great.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: It saves time big time, and I think it's worth
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: the investment.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's that great really? Which
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: one you have? Yeah, hair dryer over a little circle
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: It's dicing the most over it.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Because there's three different kinds of I'm telling you worth it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound I mean, it's a hair dryer, right,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I mean a lot of stuff doesn't sound worth it,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: like to the out, to the outside, you know, opinion
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: people outside looking in like, I can't imagine a world
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: where I would ever spend six hundred dollars on a
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: hair dryer. But the stuff that I would spend money on,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: or that I have spend money on, other people go like,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: are you insane?
• 44:55
  Speaker 10: Okay, So, for instance, what have you spent money on
• 44:59
  Speaker 10: disproportion Yeah, probably chartering planes just for yeah, I'll give you, well,
• 45:06
  Speaker 10: I'll give you an example because you guys got to
• 45:08
  Speaker 10: experience it, right.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: So when we went from Dallas to Vancouver to catch
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the Disney Cruise, I chartered a plane to get us
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: all there because the event that we were at in
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Dallas wasn't going to be wrapped up to a certain time.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: There would have been no way for us to be
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: able to do the Dallas event and get to Vancouver
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: in the time that we needed to get there.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: It was a tight squeak without ruled.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: And it ruled. And I thought it'd be a really
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: cool fun thing to do with everybody. It was and
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: it was, and it was great. It was, It was great.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: It was great. We had we had catered uh barbecue,
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: sushi and Texas barbecue.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: It was a dream.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: We were like rappers, yeah, little rappers.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: And then we all went to sleep and.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: It was a really nice plane, you know. And yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: So so to fly us from Dallas to Vancouver, I
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: spent forty eight thousand.
• 46:05
  Speaker 8: I know.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I thought it was even more. No,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: it's forty eight thousands. Got a deal, I did. And
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: that's crazy. And here and here's what's crazy for that
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: kind of for the plane that we had. Yeah, and
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: to go that distance, uh that what for four hours?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Yes, that is considered a deal. That's a
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: steal forty for the plane that we had. Yeah, speechless, Yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: It was it fun, it was fun. We had had
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: we had a lot of fun. It was way more
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: fun for us. Oh goddamn guilty, right, don't don't don't don't.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: We we had we had a we had a great time.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Along with the text.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Real quick though, along the lines of it's just a
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: hair dryer on your category, I would put your stupid
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: high tech toaster. It's just a toaster.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I bought that so dumb. It is dumb, and I
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: was just a toaster. It is dumb. It's like a
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: touchscreen toaster. I forget who makes it mess? Do you remember?
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Oh I don't. Yeah, it's a toast mess. You can
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: get it. You can get it everywhere now. But okay,
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: so the reason I bought that it was really for
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: my son. My son was like, oh, Dad, did you
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: see this? And I'm like, and my wife goes, that's
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: so stupid, and I go, you know what, son, we're
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: getting it. So it just it kind of became a joke.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Is it a toaster, oven or just a toast?
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: A toaster? It's a toaster that has like yeah, oh
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: that's interesting. Yeah. So like you touch the picture of
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: like English muffin and it shows you like you could
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: like you know how dark it will look when when
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: it comes out, it's awesome. It's dumb and unnecessary. Yeah yeah, wow.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Let's see six thousand dollars a year for travel volleyball
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: plus four travel tournaments per year, so let's say another
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: four thousand dollars in flights and hotels, so ten thousand
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a year. Since my daughter was twelve, then she decided
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to play in college, even though she
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: was amazing and could have been recruited to a D
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: one school with a full ride scholarship. No, that's what
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: you said, you're doing it or your disowned. This one said,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I got my owl's done microblade and it was about
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: six hundred and twenty dollars, and their sister it's insane,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: and I think I tipped about one hundred and twenty
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: or one hundred and twenty five, yep, on top of
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: the six twenty. Where there's a six twenty included, it's
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: not one hundred and twenty one.
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: It's not included because this is like basically a tattoo artist.
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: And then it takes a long time and you got
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: a tip, well just.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Hair in general too, Like that's insane.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: We'll get a haircut. You don't even realize they got
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: the haircut and it's like five hundred bucks.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. This one says, I have a six hundred dollars
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: scope on my nine hundred dollars six point five creed More,
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: which that's a rifle. Nice, six hundred dollars. The six
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars scope on a nine hundred dollars rifle. Two
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars on ceramic coating for my car.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, I bet it looks good.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I bought a gaming PC for twenty six hundred bucks.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: This one said I spent twenty one thousand dollars on
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a roll X. My god, you see that.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: That is totally stupid?
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: At least they retain value.
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: You can sell that for the twenty one thousand. Yeah,
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: that's true. Sometimes with that stupid person that notcho never
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: uses it retained value.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Dumb. The most dumb thing that we've heard is the
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: flight that I talked about, because you spend that money
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: and it's what's worse than the wedding at least the
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: weddings all day all night, right, and you've spent that
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: amount of money. He's a videographer. There's a videographer, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: you don't have it forever. That's like the plane lands.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: You get off the plane and it's over. Yeah, yeah, right,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it's over. Not even Yeah, I'm still in that's send
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Will be right back.
• 49:37
  Speaker 4: I don't get.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: Crazy angry over it, but I just think it's sad
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: more than anything.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: It's so the Woody Show. I'll be right back The
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Woody Show. It is fresh Breath day. Oh yes, and
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: so Menace nickname Bodega Breath. But he which he earned
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: over a number of years from a street person. Well
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: that was after you had many years and years of Okay, Sammy,
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you have been sitting next to Menace for two years now.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Is there any truth to the Bodega breath rumor?
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: I have smelt it in the past, but it's not daily.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: It's a work in progress. He's been actually spending a
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: lot of time and effort and trying different things. Yeah.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: But anyway, so with fresh Breath date today, what are
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: the things that always cause bad breath?
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Coffee, garlic.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: So we've we've got some coffee, garlic, We've got fresh
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: cloves of garlic, and then we also got the very
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: potent red onion. I already smell it. Yeah, some cigarettes
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: smoke a pack. Yeah yeah, right here in the studio,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: bite out, all right. So the thing is then we
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: also have some some remedies to see which one works
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: the best. Now, Menace, you have said, what's the wash?
• 51:08
  Speaker 11: There are a breath the breath, and that gets recommended
• 51:11
  Speaker 11: to us all the time too.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people spoke that. I got, Oh nice, I mean
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: you kind of cheap down, got the cheaper bottle. But
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: what do you mean smaller? That's small? There's ten bucks,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: this small. But how much do you need for the studio?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I need the big joint like eighteen bucks. But this
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: is all you so you're gonna be using it, so
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: you could take it home. That's wash, thank you. This
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: is a dentist formulated fresh breath oral rints. First of all,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: oral fights bad breath for twelve hours. Yeah wowfigurating icy mint, yeah,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: starts working instantly. Okay, So there's the thorough breath's.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: Old timey packaging for that old school altoyds atoids.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, because I always noticed that Menace has a
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: tin of mint lots and he'll he'll pop those a lot.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: We've also got ooh this remember banaka. Oh it's not,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: but it's breath spray branded instantly freshens breath. Breath spray.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: It's a mint flavor. It's you know, get the banoca
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: stuff due that. Do you ever do the thing when
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: you were a kid, like you try to see how
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: many squirts on your tongue you can do out and
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: then also burned. And then also at school, we woul
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: dare each other to do a spray up the nose. Okay,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, we'll do that. Another another man's favorite breath strips.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love addicted to those for a while.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: The melt in your mouth. That's another product I thought
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: had gone away. Like and you know, for people in
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: the pinch, you can always go with the old school.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Starlight mince the stuff that you and It'salian restaurant on
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: the way out.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the red and white like swirly mints flavor. As
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a kid, I was ripping out to get old school
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: old school mints. So you got that of course, you.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Know gum a grandma's bowl.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, now, menace, we have all these things at your disposal, yes,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: and so the deal will be like you take a
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: like we'll say, clove of garlic like one glob. You
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: don't have to swallow, but just chew it, chew it, chew, chew,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: chew chew. I don't know if I've ever done that.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: All right, well, well we'll check your breath and then
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you get to pick your weapon of choice, like what
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: do you think will kill the garlic? Right, and so
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: you have all these different options. But once you use
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: one of those options, we have to move on to
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: a different thing. Okay, so then the next one, like
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: the red onion, chew chew chew, spit it out, and
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: then you have to pick a different and then we'll
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: have h and then you have to pick who you
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: get to make out with to see if it works.
• 53:43
  Speaker 8: Well.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: I think Greg. I think Greg's a good option not
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: to make out with. But you could be the breath tester.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: I was thinking Sammy would be really good at that.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: We have a lot opportunities. We'll figure we'll figure it out.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It's it's fresh breathday. The whole idea is to try
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: to figure out which one of all these things is
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: the strongest, is the best, Like, what's what's the best
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: thing to fight bodiga breath? Yeah, it's like a science experience.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It is science. Yes, it is a learning opportunity ever learning.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: It is the Woody Show and that's coming up next
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Woody Show show.
• 54:22
  Speaker 8: Today is Fresh Breath Day. Yeah, and uh Sea Bass
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: has been a very good soux chef and he's been
• 54:32
  Speaker 8: preparing the.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: The the different items. So we have fresh garlic. It's
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a whole clove of garlic. We have some chopped red
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: onion also for uh oh, look at that. And then
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: we also have we have coffee, correct coffee we have
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: we have some coffee now, menace, I'll let you choose
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: which one you want to try first, So you try that,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: and then you get to choose which one of the
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: breath fighting agents we have here to see which one
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: is gonna be best. Now, did we just sign between
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Greg and Sammy? Who was going to be the breath tester?
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: I think it was Greg.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: I think it's Sammy, but I mean you can trade off,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: we could both do it.
• 55:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Can we get a baseline as well? I'm bressed. That's
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: actually a really good idea science. This is science. You
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: want to get you the master of science. Actually a
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: really good point.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: Baselines already terrible because I've had nothing but coffee this.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Morning well this is you know what, that's probably perfect.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: You've had nothing but coffee. Do you have any more
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: coffee over there?
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Here, I take a sip and like switch it around.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Let's make it the fresh, Yeah, yeah, make it fresh.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I guess what I am. Oh, that's bad. It's the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: last time you flashed what you say, manace every day?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Did you brush your teeth this morning?
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: And I had h there are breath but okay, but
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I've had nothing but coffee. Coffee, all right, it's a
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: baseline on coffee. Who wants to take a hit for it?
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: Let's all right? Oh god, so Greg, get it, get it?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: If for that? So coffee? Okay, I will admit not bad,
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: borderline pleasant because I'm a coffee fanatic. That was pure coffee,
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: because it's it's very nice. Yeah all right. On a
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: scale of one to ten.
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: What are you giving it?
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Nine? Nine?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: It's perfectly so that would be really the two because
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: ten being the worst.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Breath? Oh yes, yeah, well yeah, a one or a two,
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: let's go to all right, Uh, Sammy, it's a two.
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: He's right, it's not bad.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: It was just warm, like you're a witch or something.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: It was warm and soothing.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: Men.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: As your options again are we have the thorough breath,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: which you know, if it's not that bad, I don't
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: think you even need that. Okay, yeah, then coffee, yeah yeah,
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: just give me some. We also have the breath spray
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: kind of like Banaka. We have the strips, which I
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: know you're a big fan of. Yeah, oh, here we go.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: We have the breath strips. Man, they packaged the things
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: so unnecessarily strip We got altoids, and then we have
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: the Starlight mints. Which one would you like to go with?
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: I'll start with the Altoids, the altoids. Open up that
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: package for you. Done this before, all right? Anyway, so Altoids,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: we'll see how it does with the coffee and the
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: next up, I think, what do you want to go with?
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go with the garlic or do
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: you want to go with the chopped red onion? Let's
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: go onion onion.
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Now again, you don't have to uh swallow, you don't
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: have to swallow it. Yeah, you can spit all right,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Let's do the onion like an apple. Okay, but hold on,
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: let's let's make sure you get that altoid okay, yeah, okay,
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: see me a quick is that better? That's nice? And
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: then give Greg one.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: So the Altoid totally, that's a one.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: The Altoid did a great job. Okay, so that's an
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: easy putt though for very easy, very easy for an
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: Altoid coffee. So now for the for the red onion,
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: we do have something that's chopped up. He's got about
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: what a half an onion? The onion, it's a red
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: onion hat. So you just to take a bite of
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: it like an apple. Yeah, and make sure you chew
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: it up really good. There's a there's a spiciness to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: a red onion. Oh yeah, yeah, are your eyes watering?
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm? Oh like really push it on your tongue
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: into the.
• 58:25
  Speaker 9: Broo of your mouth, going down the juices are going
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: down your mouth. Okay, don't swallow it. I'm growing, but
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: all water mouth.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: Alright, that's that's the red onion. He's not used to
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: putting something in his mouth and not Yeah, that's weird.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: His naturals his natural swallow instinct. Let's go with the
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, yeah, what are we gonna go with? Jumping
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: the gun?
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Just so what you can prepare what do you want ads,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: but like thorough breath, breath spray spray, spray spray. Okay,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Greg, give him a whiff.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: Oh red onion.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: It's a combo of toothpaste and an onion. It's gross.
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: Okay, before I even get there, like Samy's already discussed.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Alight, Sammy leaning all right, get it? Okay, Oh yeah.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Feeling the breath, I don't.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: Like the feeling of it. It's not even the smell.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: It's just the warm what is the smell hot?
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: The smells onion. It's very much onion smell. Okay, to me,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: it was all onion. I didn't even there was no
• 59:37
  Speaker 5: altoid or left.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I tell her, on a rank scale one to ten,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: what do you give that onion breath?
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: It gave me.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: It made me strong.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I would say a six.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say seven. I got all onion.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: It's way worse than the coffee. Okay, so you're going
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: with the uh yeah, this is kind of like, yeah,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: the banoca, this is the CBS brand.
• 59:58
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: It used to be like aerosol can background.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I think that now it's all green. Yeah.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: The environments that do it under your tongue because it's.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: Sting.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: Does this sing like Bay used to? Oh yeah, all right,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: just for fine for old school.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my god, that's good.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Boys spring into eyes. Yeah, directly, I said, Yes, it's
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: a boy springing eye. It's a case of eye contact.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: I don't hear about the nose. Yeah, I mean I
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: found a new wake me up. There is alcohol, Greig. Oh,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: I feel dizzy.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing it.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You can get drunk off this, really want.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Just like a yeah, just a quick just a quick hit, dude,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: My god, breathe and squirre at the same time. We
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: have the gaffron there. Yeah, you just have to put
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: in my eyes. You know, Greg, what hurts worse the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: breath spray or you know Mario in the eye what
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: burns more.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Mario is like a massage. Compared to that.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 11: Wow, he looks like a pirate. It says, if you
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 11: spreading your eye, are supposed to wash with water.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is on his eyes closed. I can't open it.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Would you like some water?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Greg?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Get him water for real? They say to Dotill get
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: drag hits the he's opening I'm drinking water today. Water.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I'm drinking water today because I have to have a
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: blood test let or something. Doing that nice stupid fasting thing.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: It wasn't water anything about taking the breath spread Jesus.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, while while you're wedding on the water,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Greg want't you lean in there and check his breath?
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: He chewed some red onion.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: I can find it, all right.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: So he chewed some red onion, and now he used
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: the breath spray, with the banaca style breath spray.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: I broke my eye and I broke my nose.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, give it a get a whiff, all right, anything
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: he might just smell, because red onion is pretty strong.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: He might just smell spray.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Get it smells like that you just had a slice
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: of pizza. So it's oh nice, he's kind of pleasant.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: I'll give that a four. So it took it from
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: a six to a four. Sammy, give a smell to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: that breath.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: Oh that's not bad. Actually, yeah, I'd give it a four.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: You can still smell the onion. It didn't mask that,
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: yeah enough.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, because the red onions pretty pretty strong.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Greg's doing that eye flushing like if you if you're
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: in a lab. His heads faced the wrong way. So
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: it's pouring down, okay, Yeah, take your hand, pour some
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: water in your eye and kind of like rub it
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: around in your eye.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I haven't washed my hands in a minute.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: It's going Yeah, I'm not worried about the dirt on
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: your hands as much as I am the oh damn. Yeah,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: it is just alcohol, so yeah, yeah, you'll be fine.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: You're good. Yeah. You wear glasses sometimes anyway, so maybe
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: just need a different prescription.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: You guys should try it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: In the eye, in the not in the eye. I'll
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: try snorting one, all right, yeah, all right. Next up
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: we have the clove of garlic. If you're just tuning in,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: this is It's fresh Breath Day. Yeah, it's a holiday today.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Menace notorious for his breath.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: He has already tried the coffee. He's been drinking NonStop coffee.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: And then he used one of the breath freshening altoids
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: and that did a pretty good job. That was pretty
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: low on the stank scale. Then he chewed up. He
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: took a big bite out of a red onion like
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: an apple. He chewed that up and they gave him
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: a six and a seven on the funk scale. Then
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: it knocks it down to a four after the banaca
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: style breath spray from CBS. And now we have a
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: clove of garlic, just a full clove of garlic. Go
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: ahead and just take one of the cloves and chew
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: it up, chewed up really good. Three of them? No, no,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: are they still in the shells? Three? Are you sure? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: he's I'm we got here. Well, damn it, dude, I'm
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: taking like one. Yeah, I'm sure. Three.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: Worse than the onion.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: It's got to be worse than the onion. Just raw,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: just raw, raw garlic. He's chewing it. Check it real
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: good in your molars. I'll do it, all right, Okay,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: still burns, it's on fire. Okay, okay, alright. I can
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: smell the garlics.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: It smells.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: I love I mean, I love garlics. Yeah, all right,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: all right, he's gonna smell. Greg's gonna get in there
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: smell first. This is MENACE's garlic breath. Oh jees, Greg,
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: that's that that huh that's an eight eight. I mean
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed the smell of garlic, but that garlic breath. Yeah,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: all right, what do you what are you giving it?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Sammy leaning there good with.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna give that a nine because the last
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: one was a seven and nine notes up from that.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: That's been the worst think of them all, which which
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: I would have anticipated. So menace. You still have theorough breath, Yeah,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: that's what I'm saving, all right. You still have the
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: breath strips, and you have the good old fashioned starlight mints.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Which one do you want to put against the worst
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: offenders so far? Which is the cloves of garlic? I
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: gotta go with their breath, man, Yeah, their breath.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: We get the how's your mouth feeling now, Bernie?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting the child proof seal off of this brock
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: Brock garlic is only slightly acidics. That's probably the other
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: aromatic compounds that are giving you that, Bernie.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: That's what I was thinking.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: Under it as a yeah, yeah, totally expert. Yeah all right,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: So here's the here's their breath. Yeah, So what do
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: you just take like a little mouthful, like does any
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: kind of thing? Yeah, just like you would like a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: listerine or switching around? Yeah that you gonna en up
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: swallowing it?
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: All right? Yeah?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: How long you supposed to?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Uh?
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: What does it say on the bottle there? Greg does
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: it give it any kind of directions, like how I
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: think it's like thirty seconds, right, thirty seconds? Okay, all right,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: well i'd say he's got about fifteen seety ninety second
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: break Well, hold on, don'tn't spit it out. Yeah, you
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: got ninety second? All right. While you're doing that, I'll try.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: To snort that. Yeah, why not? What he's about to snort?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Some breasts breadady? Already?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 2: It is like afron though.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: All that burns.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: Now, go for the eye, take your glasses off and
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: do a.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Direct Yeah, let's know what it feels like. Yeah, you
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: want to hit since everyone else has. Yeah, it's a
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: good morning wake me up. That is a wake me up. Yeah,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: yea god that burns.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Let it be a part of your new routine.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: My eyes hearing like Gregg's was.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 11: But yeah, yeah, we used to do that in sixth grade.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 11: My fingers are already for garlic. Sorry, ladies, no hand
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 11: stuff right today?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, there we go, nice breath people, This
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: show wrapping up our little experiment for Fresh Breath Day
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: National Fresh Breath Day. Menace. Yes, mister Bodega breath himself. Hill.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: We tried coffee. We tried red onion, raw red onion,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: and then raw garlic. Three cloves of raw garlic. Chewed
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: it up pretty much, and then tried his go to,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: which was thorough breath, which is what he's been working
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: with and actually doing a pretty good job.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Very good.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 10: It's great.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: And the baseline breath before we even started the experiment
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: was really not bad yet not bad. The garlic gave
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: him the worst breath of all. What about what are though?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: What about roasted garlic? Roasted garlic?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I took some of the extra garlic cloves threw
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 11: them in a just I just drowned them in butter.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so let's take the roasted garlic. Now,
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: this stuff you can eat. Yeah, you can straight up
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: chew and swallow that. Oh my god, because that stuff
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: is man so good. You spread that on some on
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: some good bag attes.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Greg. You know it looks so just melting.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Round in butter. Yeah, butter wave, it's all rubbery.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, he's like initially, Yeah, he was like a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: dog and you give it a pill. Yeah, he psyched
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: himself out. Yeah, not that bad.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: Not bad.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it might be a little it might be a
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 11: little tough and rubbery because it was older and sprouted garlic.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 11: So I think it's not maybe not as crisp and
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 11: fresh as.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: It might be that the stuff we've just gone. Yeah,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: that two of those clothes had straight up green shoots
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: come out of them. Really, yeah, green shoots really? All right? Now,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: go ahead and smell his breath now after the roasted garlic, Greg,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: don't throw it out, Greg, probably eat it? Yeah, Greg?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: See so foul? Now? Is that better or worse than
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: the raw?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: Almost worse? It's about the same.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Sammy, give it a whiff. Okay, I
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: mean she's not reacting as well. Well, it's not as.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: Bad because I can still smell the forough breath on him.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 4: That's what's really working.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: It's strong.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: We did have I would give that like a five
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: or six.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: I can't use the breath, Yeah, six sounds good mess.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: We did have one more thing for you to try,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: okay for your breath. Oh no, and Samy brought the
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: sin dead. It's a greeny like you'd have for your dog.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: You don't know, You don't know, because like dogs, it's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: supposed to work. I mean dogs will eat their own
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: buttthole and then yeah, you explain to the I'm reacting.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: It's a dental treat for dogs and uh dog food treat,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: a treat, daily dog treat. Now, the thing is that
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: it's uh it fights plaque and tartar and bad breath
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: for your dogs. And so it's a it looks like
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: a little green bone, but on the one end it
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: lookind of looks like a tooth brush. Yeah, it makes
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: it any better. See if it's minty, Yeah, I would
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: think it would be like minty, although like it's rock hard.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: Having eaten dog trees, they taste like chemicals usually.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't yeah, don't smell once you hold your nose
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: even you don't have to worry about it. Just take
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: a big just take a big bite off of that thing.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I'll put the whole thing in your mother. Yeah, all right,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: it's like rubber. It's your dog rubber. The ingredients, wheat
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: flower anything. It's not gonna like was.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: It take like.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I was like a weird coating over it. It's like
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: a weird does it taste like raw flower maginnd of
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: tastes like a like a shot of wheat grass. Here's
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: here's a little piece that's a that's a chewable size.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: We should have cut it the first place. It's designed
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: to be knocked around the dog's mouth. Yeah. Yeah, there's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: a smaller that would be much easier to put that
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: back in your molars. Yeah, you know you're gonna have
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: a nice chisel jawline. Guys are doing now with the gum, right.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: What's they called hard gum or something something like that?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Strong gum.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll tell you because I have words in the brain. Yeah,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: it's it's very heavy on the wheat.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 11: If you ever had like, okay, here's a very specific reference,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 11: if you have been to a brewery, like a bewery
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 11: they make beer. Sometimes they'll give you like the roasted
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 11: the roasted grange, the malt or whatever. Just shample and
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 11: I actually it's very tasty.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: It's all like that. Like that's why I mean, I
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: hate it because it's it's a whole grain. We I
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: don't know what tastes like. You know, it's like it's like,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: you know, similar to grape nuts and nuts or you know,
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: but it has a weird coating on it. Well, yeah,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: the idea threw that up? Huh did you do that up? Okay,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: go ahead and give them another whiff there, Greg, like
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: after the greeny, see if it made any kind of
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: difference with that roasted garlic. That's all. I go ahead,
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: take a whiff, take it down. No, no, before we
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: go to break. Sam is the only one who hasn't
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: tried the breath spray in the nose, like she's got
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: to do a head of it. We all did a hit.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: Dry.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Make sure that the nozzles pointing directly hold directly low
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: your nostril. Yeah, and then as you take a deep
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: breath in, uh, just like squeeze the do it. Oh,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: there goes all right, burns and burns, burns. We hang
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: in there, hanging there, hang in there, just hang in,
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: hang in Yeah, it gets so good. Yeah, it gets
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: really good. Yeah, in the back of my throat. Yeah,
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: that's how you know it's good. All right? Yeah, just
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: let it? How great?
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: Can you let it?
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Hit? Let it hit, nussy not see now you're coming around.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: I can tell it now.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 4: I'm like, do it again.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He took a doll up of mayonnaise, slapped it
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: down on the leather couch and stuck his bare butt
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: on it and like wiggled it around. Weigled it around,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 6: I go to go close out of the zoom app
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 6: and what do I see? I see my boss still
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 6: on camera, laying on the ground, put his nose out,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: and there was a stranger.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: She was rubbing the painter on them. The Woody Show
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: and Sea Bats. By the way, thank you for calling
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: me back yesterday. Yeah, I saw I had two missed
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: calls from Woodie.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: But typically.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: What that means is if it was important, they'll be like, hey, texting, Hey,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: give me a call. How often do I call you? Rarely?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: But you have important?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Because by the time I saw that you had
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: called me, it was a couple hours later, so I
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 11: figured out there's no follow up.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: It must have been like eight o'clock at night. Oh wait,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: it was right after I left here yesterday. I wanted
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: to tell you about something, babe. Here we do okay, Yeah,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: so check it out. And by the way, if I'm calling,
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: typically it's because you know, I have a question. All
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: the moment had passed.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: He didn't want to like just chat and see how
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: he was doing, right, Yes, yeah, I call him for
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: small talk.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah sure, yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm I'm walking out of the building yesterday
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I already told Gina about this, because I caught her
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: on the way out and there was a conversation happening
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: in the lobby of our building, and there was this big,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: kind of intimidating looking guy by the way. He looks
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: like it could totally kick your ass. He was he
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: was miffed. He was miffed, and he's been trying to
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: figure something out. And he goes, yeah, I just talked
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: to blah blah blah blah blah. Uh his bikelock is
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: missing from the rack downstairs and there now he's talking
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: to two other people in the lobby of the building,
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: and the other person, Oh, my god, well, what your
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: bike has gone? No, the bike is fine. There are
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: three locks that are missing from the bike rack hold
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: on now. And I went to the management of the
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: building and they said that they have nothing to do
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: with it. They did not remove any locks from the
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: bike racked down in the garage. And this one was like, well,
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: that doesn't make any sense. Who else would have removed them?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: You gotta get All I heard was missing bikelock. And
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: I pretended to be on my phone and started like texting.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: I had already had like an air pot in you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. So I'm like, you know, like
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what happened, and uh and and the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: other one was like, well, you know, they got cameras
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: all over that garage. Just have them pull the camera
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: footage like would like the number one, Like they actually
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: would do that exactly bike lock. So, I mean, this
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: guy was pretty pissed. First off, I'm not aware we
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: had any big intimidated people in this building, but oh no,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: you do know this this guy, he's large and in charge,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: and he looks like he looks like the kind of
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: guy who would be at a bouncer, like a high
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: end placed. So did he mention three bike locks? Who
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: used the three bike locks? Number one? He said, It
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: turns out there are three locks missing from so he
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: probably just knew that there were three there because he
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: probably asked maybe somebody out. I don't think they were
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: all his, So his is one of them, one of
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: the favorite. Now, if you remember, Sea Bass did share
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: on his on his own a story on the air,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: which is why it's not a secret. This is not
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: a secret.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: You know he does this.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: He gets his whatever that tool that he bought, the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: angle grinder, Yes, and he took it down to the
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: garage here at the radio station where there's a bike rack,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: and he cut the locks off. We haven't we haven't
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: shared that part specifically. If you did.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 11: No, we shared the part that I would go around town.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 11: And when I see that you you told us that's
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 11: I told you off the air.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: No you didn't.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: It was off the air.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 11: That's but that's why I'm happy. I'm happy to share
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 11: it on there. I'm happy to share this on there.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 11: So this is where side this is a total side conversation.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: But was that off the air? I don't remember a
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: side conversation. Don't tell what he is off there that
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: you don't want a well, by the way, it's nothing
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: was prefaced with it. By the way, if that because
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: the conversations do bleed from off the understand everybody' kind
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: of hanging out here, so okay whatever, Yeah, but if
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: there isn't, Just by the way, if you say, hey,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: this is not a conversation for on the air, you
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: make that explicit off the record. So here's the thing is, so, yes,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: I did this.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 11: Now why would I do something like this, Well, because
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 11: you do it all the time, because I do it
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 11: in public all the time. Because I saw that someone had.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: They'll those they'll wrap with a chain the sign for
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 11: whatever to a poll their yoga studio, and it's there
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 11: for years and years, even if the plays closes. And
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 11: I said, well, and there's a sandwich board, And people say, well,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: you know you they're a small business.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Well that doesn't matter.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: Doesn't mean you can litter crap everywhere and at what
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 11: level of abyss anyway? So yes, So now that I
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 11: have my angle grinder, I'm an angle grind and fool.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 11: And so one moment, one moment I had on the
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 11: way in, I'd angle grinded off two little signs that
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 11: were just zip tied to street signs. Didn't even need
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 11: the angle grinder, but I had it, so why not
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 11: use it? And I go downstairs and there are these
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 11: three bike clocks that have been on our little bike
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 11: crack downstairs for years.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Were you trying to lock up your bike? And no,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: you don't have a bike down there.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 11: Okay, I said to myself, Well, since they're just sitting
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 11: here dangling in an unsightly manner.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: How many times have you seen a bike locked to it?
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: One or once or twice? I don't think I ever
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: had I mean, really, I see bikes down there.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: Motorcycles.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but I'm a Greeth Graakee. I don't see bikes
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 11: almost all. And I'm here all times of the day,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 11: all days of the week. So I said, well, while
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: I'm here and I've got my angle grinder, why don't
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 11: I get rid of these old you get years old
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 11: bike locks? And so I know, I got rid of
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 11: two cable locks, and then there was this one you
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 11: lock that by it died like halfway through cutting through
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 11: because you locks the cable locks. By the way, folks,
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 11: angle grinder goes through those in five seconds. But now, yeah,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 11: if you see if you see a meth head walk
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 11: around the angle grinder, that's what they're doing.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: It's doing bikes. You lock. It died halfway through. So
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I'll get a new battery. I'll
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: come back in a while. I'm finished. So apparently it's
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: not against the rules of the building because they would
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: have had it that they if they're coming after you
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: for leaving your your car here overnight with whatever, I
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: disagree with that. This is this is this is lazy,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: and it just sits there and they don't care. They
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: don't care that's the thing. It's their building rule, it's
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: their building. They don't care much. Meanwhile, Sea Bass is
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: bringing his grinder in much like for a guy who
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't even use the bike rack.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 11: Much like when you got your leaf blower out and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 11: got rid of the leaves that weren't on your property
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 11: in your neighborhood. It's unsightly, woody, So don't give.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: Me that garbage. Well, there's the leaves are nobody's property.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: And this was not this is not illegal. It was
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: clearing the sidewalk, which is meant to be not for
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: safety in both cases aesthetics. It's unsightly, and I'm doing
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: them a favor, I know. So now, well, you know,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I'll make sure if I see that guy, you know
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: what you should be. I hope you have you thank
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: you cards ready.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 11: If I had known that it was regularly used bikelock,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 11: of course I wouldn't do it.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: But how do you know, Like we're out of here
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: by ten thirty in the.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 11: Morning, I'm in here. I'm in here many times back
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 11: in the afternoon and on weekends. And like Greg just said,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 11: you never see anything down there almost out so.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: And I've seen this same set of loss he's here
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: on the weekends, you know, like when the office building
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: is full of people work. Oh wait, and so of
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 1: course it wouldn't be used on the weekends. It's awesome,
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: he placed over the fact. I just said afternoons and weekends. Now, anyway,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: moving on.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 11: The point exactly, you're not listening.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: The point being that, so I see these things I
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: said I'm doing. I'm stually doing a favor. I'm I'm
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: getting rid of this this old junk that's hanging around
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: and being unsightly. You're like, Jesus, thank you.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 11: Now, So I made the cut into that you lock,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 11: and I didn't finish the cut. So when I came back,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 11: you know whatever, the next day, it was gone.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: So clearly somebody with their grinder or finished the job.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: They had a full battery enough, that's right.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 11: So they clearly had saw what I saw, and saw
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 11: that someone had taken the initiative and said we'll finish
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 11: the initiative, to which I applaud them.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was the person whose lock it was and
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: they just said screw it.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: So what the hell happened here?
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 11: If indeed this person did leave a bike lock sitting there,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 11: I apologize for the confusion. It was certainly not done
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 11: in any sort of aggressive or angry sort of way.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 11: In fact, I was trying to do a good thing.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 11: If if I didn't know any better, because I don't,
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 11: I don't believe this is what it is. I would
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 11: think that you have like not.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: A death wish, but you have just with like cart
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: narks like you you don't have that thing in your
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: brain that says, you know what, this could result in
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: me getting very hurt, right the risk assess, Yeah, because like, uh,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, and I understand like card and arc, you know,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: entertainment value. That's that's one thing. But like just randomly
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: going around town cutting sandwich board signs for yoga studios
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: off of light posts or whatever the hell it is
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: semantic semantics I wanted to say it was. It was
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: a sychatic way, so I really hated it. Whatever, But
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: then you know, bike bikelocks at the office building.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: Like I'm all for I'm all for the sign cutting
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: because you can't just expect, oh, I can bypass all
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: modes of advertising. I'll just do my freeway of doing it,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: you know, and making this street look junkie with stupid
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: signs strapped to a street post the bike clock thing,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: And I like aesthetics more than most. I don't get
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: how that would even remotely catch your attention that, oh,
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: there's a bike clock attached to a bike rack.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: If it was if there was a bike clock attached
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: to light posts, a railing or the gate, correct, yeah,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: I would get in.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: But a bike rack, that's where.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 1: It's supposed to go. That was, well, it's not supposed
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: to be there just stangling for years on end.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 10: But if they if you ride your bike in, lock
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 10: it when you get there, and then leave the lock
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 10: and ride it back home, that's probably maybe that's their plan.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: That could be. I agree, But again, like like Greg
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: said earlier, I just don't see that happening here. The
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: building doesn't care. Why do you care?
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 11: That's here's the thing. The building is lazy and stupid
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 11: about a lot of things. And they when like for instance,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 11: when they they gave me a write up for leaving
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 11: my truck here over and over the weekend or whatever,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 11: there are vehicles that are here for years on end.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: There's a white van down there. You can walk down
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: there and it just sits there. Now do they know
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: about that? Maybe they're aware of that, they would they
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: would have to be. But it doesn't have any special
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: permit or whatever. I do you know, because I looked
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: at it. I looked like, how the office because there's
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: right down the first floor office of the building. It's
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: right on the door office of the like the person
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: has some I don't know the death. Is there a
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: rule they have to display something yes on the dashboard
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: because if they know.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 2: About it is and they know about it because I'm
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: the only one that when you're gonna leave your car
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: there overnight, you have to go to the office tell
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: them that I would do trips. Well I do because
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm a little baby. Yeah, and you they give youself
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: a paper that you put on your dashboard.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: I mean, Sea Bass is definitely being targeted because I
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: leave my car there for weeks on end.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe because it's a it's a person who's like, you know,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: cutting stuff around the building. Yeah, some kind of like vigilanti.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 11: And again I'm not the whole death wish thing makes
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 11: is I don't understand because I have a death wish.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: But like you, like you're looking for a fight, this
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: is not looking for a fight. I'll I'll tell you
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: something you don't consider. You don't consider like when you're
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: walking up to one of these sandwich boards for the
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: psychic place and you're gonna cut it that maybe somebody's
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: on a psychic place or somebody's associated with that or whatever.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: He's going to see it and then come over and
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 1: try to kick your ass. Again, I'm more afraid of
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: a gypsy curse, I agree. Yeah, making sure he's trying
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: to do it on the on the under.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 11: This is why it happens on the way I work,
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 11: when it's dark outside and there's a he's not looking.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 11: But yeah, again, this thing with the bike locks, I apologize.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 11: I'll make this man whole if he's the lazy jerk
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 11: who can't who leaves his bike clock dangling all willy nilly,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 11: but I'll make it whole. But again, I was trying
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 11: to do a nice thing, because again, I know there
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 11: are things that happen, you know, Greg, every business has
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 11: stuff that just sits.
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: Of course, in this building doesn't care about our elevator permits,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: for example, I would point that to exhibit A as
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: the building is not.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 11: That on top of things right again, and I actually
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 11: I'll give her a new building manager, our station manager
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 11: of credit.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: There was you know there was a closet here that
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: was full of crap for years. It was literally a fire.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 11: Has it because there was electrical equipment and stuff back there,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 11: and he cleaned that stuff out, but it sat for
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 11: years because people are lazy and don't do their job.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 11: And I just thought, well, I've got the tools, I'm
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 11: already in action. Why don't I just take a little help.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, my leaf flowers. Now I have something else,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: destruction problem. I have something else Okay that is a
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: little more aggressive I can tell you about. Okay, okay,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I just did recently because Greg even said
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Greg said had some self served justice. He's not but
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: he I'm like Sea Bass, he's not proud of it. Yeah,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: self serve justice. Yeah wait all right eight seven seven
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: forty four WOODI text does over to two two nine
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: eight sevens Next, Now, Greg, let me ask what happened,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: because Greg, there's with Sea Bass, there's no shame. But
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: with Greg, he had some self serve justice, and he
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: said he's not really proud.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: I'm just filled to the brim with shame. But I
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: think what I did is kind of right. That's why
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: I want your take, And it requires a tiny bit
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: of backstory. You know, I go to this one particular
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: grocery store near my house essentially daily. Yeah, I would
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: say five days a week, to the point where he's embarrassed.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed by it. They all that they know he's
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: there every day, that they're going to think, oh God,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: there he is again.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: Hold people do that for interaction.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: I do it just to get my avocados. And uh
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: so I'm at this store, which I've told you as
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 2: well not toorious for getting prices wrong. This happens daily.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: I've told you this before. Where you have a price
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: tag and then it rings up something different. I'll let
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: it go every once in a while, but not if
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: it's like a few bucks. You know something, When I
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: was addicted to Eminem's, they were a party size bag,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: the biggest bag you can get on sale for like
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: eleven ninety nine, normally fourteen ninety nine, and then it
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: rings up fourteen ninety nine. This happens literally every single day.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: And like I just mentioned, I have an avocado addiction.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 2: I'd get them every single day. They were on sale
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: the other day two for three bucks.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: That's good.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: I might as well get the two, right, Yeah, So
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 2: they ring up four bucks. I let it go and
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm not going to call them over here
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: again and say, hey, these rang up wrong, as they
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: do every single day of the week. So the next
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: day I go to the store, and as you know,
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 2: I'm a hippie, I bring my own bags, which I
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: know you guys don't support, but I do it every time.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 2: And instead of instead of using one of those hand
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: basket things, I just use my reusable bag, throw everything
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: in there. Then I go to the self check out. Right,
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 2: I had two avocados the next day as well. So
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: what did I do. I unload some stuff, unload this ring,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 2: this up, ring, this up, last thing in my bag
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: the two avocados, And I thought, yesterday I paid more
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: than they're marked for, so today.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave one in my bag and ring up.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: So I'm guilty of shoplifting, but I kind of think
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: I deserved it because you overpaid for you uploaded the chart. Well,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: so much like the young man we just heard about, Yeah,
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: I know, and I just do what do you need
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: to do for clothes? I school? I can learn because
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: he loves learning.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: I know, and I hate that I did it. I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: hate that I just told you I did it, but
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 2: I kind of think it was kind of oh to me.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Over the years of being overcharged every day, I'm like, okay,
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: you know what, I got two of a cology. You're
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: worried about bringing up one.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: You're worried about that they're going to recognize there there
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 1: every day, but you're not worried about ye, because there
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: are cameras all those little like yeah, check out things.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's cameras all over there.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: I thought about that in advance. I would have said, oh,
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: I forgot that was.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I was sorry. Wow, I was like diving under laser beings. Yeah,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: I repelled down from the ceiling side.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Note every time Greg shares these stories, I always think
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: to myself, like, man, when's the last time I paid
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: attention to when I was ringing stuff up to see
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: even if it was being overcharged?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Do you really pay attention that closely? I don't. I
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: don't either, honestly I do. It's how I was raised.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. And I also just don't like throwing
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: money away. I guess I'm weird.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: No, No, I'm just saying I don't want to throw
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: away money either. I just don't pay attention. Really, maybe
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: I should.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: I love I love sales, I love you know, clearance items.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: You said you had a so yeah I stole well
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: yeah Greg's to Greg's. Yeah, that's not a defense. Won't
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: fly in court. No, yeah, I know. Wow, it's not right.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: You're like this kid that was trying to get money
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: from the Yeah, anything could have happened to you.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: I basically did a home invasion.
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: But like beyond the bike clock thing, you said you
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: had another. Yes, so this is a very niche piece
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: of revenge and justice. Yeah, self serve justice.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 11: This is something that will This is something that will
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 11: only apply to a tiny fraction of people. But when
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 11: you sit first in the first class area.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: Exactly, and that's why you see basters look at prices.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: The overhead bins have little signs in the back of them.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 11: Actually they say this been reserved for first class only,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 11: because what will happen is all the losers, all the
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 11: poors in the back will say, my god, I don't
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 11: want to, like, I don't want to have to gamble
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 11: whether there's going to be spots opening here.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 1: I'll just talk it up here right there on the way.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 11: It's easy for me as a poor screw you first
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 11: class people who actually deserve this area. Yeah, because because
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 11: that's why. God, yeah, we paid for a get what
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 11: we paid for it, thank you. So I'm I'm getting
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 11: on this first class flight coming back and that wasn't bad.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: And I see a guy had drop his overhead.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 11: You know, there's a little roller bag on the in
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 11: the first class lugge area and back to road twenty
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 11: seven and the curtain right, and so.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: I say, uh no, now dog, because I haven't already
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: seen it. I was like, I want to get up.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 6: No.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 11: My first thought was I'll just grab his back and
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 11: handed to it. I'll walk it back to where he is.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 11: But but there was already people are going. It was
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 11: have been too crowded, too much of a pain in
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 11: the butt for me and everybody else. So I took
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 11: my boarding pass, which I always print out because like
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 11: having that physical. I tore off the little you know,
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 11: so it's no identifying information, right, Well, no seat two
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 11: A because you don't want to be apross the ball
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 11: because you can't.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 11: So and then I wrote I rode on my boarding
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 11: pass and I placed this on his luggage. I weird
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 11: poop on your luggage next time, take it with you
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 11: to your seat, dick. I knew that by the time
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 11: poor ass in the back got off, I'd be gone,
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 11: yea vapor if he put two and two together. Whish
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 11: he couldn't. He couldn't have seen me do it. I
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 11: was very sneaky out I put it on there. I
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 11: always wanted him to have that, knowing it. And I
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 11: didn't smear poop. I didn't actually smear the piece he's
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 11: on his luggage. But there's a rule for these things.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 11: And again, normally the flight attendants catch people when they
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 11: when the poors put their luggage into extras class.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: But her back was turned and she just too busy
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: giving the champagne.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 10: I agree with you, I agree you take your luggage
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 10: with you. But losers and pores just for buying a
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 10: ticket on a plane and not being a sucker for
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 10: spending another two thousand dollars just hit a couple of
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 10: rolls up.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: I think that you're right, but you're also a dick.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: I mean that's that's that's a tom cigarette reference. By
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: the way, Well, we're gonna take a quick break more
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 1: what he show he's next? Yeah, you can if you
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: the listener, are the jury in this particular case with
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  Speaker 1: Greg's situation? Does Greg go to prison? The jury send
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  Speaker 1: Greg to prison?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a criminal?
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  Speaker 1: Yes or no? You you you submit your jury vote
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  Speaker 1: over to two to ninety seven. We have the results
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  Speaker 1: for you. Next the show. We'll be right back. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass will continueous n let's search for the perfect week.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a hair flex.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm in hair system.
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  Speaker 2: Get it.
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  Speaker 1: That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
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  Speaker 1: bald highlights. The show we'll reserve. Finally, the Woody Shoe
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  Speaker 1: Shoe asked you to be the jury and to catch
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  Speaker 1: your vote on Greg's avocado grocery store boggle the heist,
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  Speaker 1: great heistuh? And then you know Sea Bass with his
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  Speaker 1: thing with the first class bag, well, the coach bag
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  Speaker 1: in the first class overhead compartment, so relatable. Five one
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  Speaker 1: two says Greg would not go to Jebbel. What are
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  Speaker 1: you write? Sea Bass runs his life pretty recklessly and
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  Speaker 1: will someday get his chin checked. I'm out here checking
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  Speaker 1: losers for their uh, you know, their anti social behavior.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Sixty six one Yes, Craig Craig Craig
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  Speaker 1: is guilty of premeditated avocado ceiling, yet the store is
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  Speaker 1: also guilty. The old question to two wrongs make a
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  Speaker 1: right think about that, Craig, Craig got two one four. Nope,
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  Speaker 1: my wife swaps stickers on that end of the store.
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  Speaker 1: That'll end. Well, let's see nine one six. Greg's is
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  Speaker 1: pretty harmless, especially since he basically paid for.
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  Speaker 2: It already ten thousand times.
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  Speaker 1: Sea Bass is a dick, but then again, so was
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  Speaker 1: the other passenger at Dick first. The kind of offsetting penalties,
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  Speaker 1: I guess no, it's diick justice I for a dick.
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  Speaker 1: I uh seven six zero. Now we get ripped off
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  Speaker 1: buying avocados every day when they're only a dollar at
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  Speaker 1: the avocado farms for ten of them.
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  Speaker 2: That I should just be going to the avocado farm, right.
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  Speaker 11: The grocery store shouldn't do you that service that costs
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  Speaker 11: them no money of taking them and storing them for
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  Speaker 11: you close to you.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't rounded by farms.
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  Speaker 1: Since our fractured legal system is actually innocent until proved
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  Speaker 1: not likable, and Greg is extremely likable. I don't recall
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  Speaker 1: anyone reading Greg his rights, which means that his confession
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  Speaker 1: is completely inimissible. Oh we're going to have to go
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  Speaker 1: with not guilty on this one.
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  Speaker 9: I like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then two oh nine, listening to Greg say that
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't throw money away but refuses to point out
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  Speaker 1: pricing errors to the store employees made me laugh. But
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  Speaker 1: as an introvert, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I mean I have done it before. I don't do
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  Speaker 2: it every time because I would basically live there because
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  Speaker 2: they do it every day.
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  Speaker 1: Well, thank you for your your feedback, your your your
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  Speaker 1: jury statements. Yeah, I do appreciate that. Phones open eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four. What do you continue to let
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  Speaker 1: us know what you think? On the text? Over to
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  Speaker 1: two two nine eight seven Bill, what do you show
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  Speaker 1: right back