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Episode 38: Orange Warning · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Simpler. It is time for the Tom and Jerry Show open.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what when I said you sounded lovely
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  Speaker 1: like James R. Jones, I was not thinking of the
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  Speaker 1: Lions King. I was thinking of coming to America. I
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  Speaker 1: always think of him as even though he wasn't the
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  Speaker 1: lead and other people to be people raging going, But
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  Speaker 1: what about Star Wars and what't I'm like, yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: he was fair cool as the king.
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  Speaker 2: He was cool as King King.
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  Speaker 1: What was stuck on over his crown? That always bothered me.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, if somebody make that with Jelly's because
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  Speaker 1: that looks like a crown you'd get for your birthday.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? It looks like shop crown?
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  Speaker 2: All right? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, this is some introduction to the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling you there, look at that. How are you
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  Speaker 2: keeping Tom and Jerry Show. I'm Jerry McBride. That's Tom. O'Mahoney.
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  Speaker 2: I still have a bit of a I still can
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  Speaker 2: clear this cough, this one hundred day cough that everybody has.
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  Speaker 2: And Tom remark that it makes me sound like James
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  Speaker 2: Earl Jones. I like it.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. I don't want you to go back
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  Speaker 1: to be honest, I'm going to send you a pack
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  Speaker 1: of cigarettes right now, just just.
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't mind it going away, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 2: but i'll tell you who I don't want to go away.
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  Speaker 2: And as the final listeners of the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 2: you're all very welcome back. He's back at school today, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: we're in now oh her day?
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  Speaker 1: No oh, no, there's there's there's no back at school
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  Speaker 1: around here, not in the where we are in the country,
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, well we will get to the reasons for them
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  Speaker 2: things now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Progresses, but no, we are back in the full swing
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  Speaker 2: of it. Uh. And yeah, today was just a normal day, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't eat ice cream. About that. I'm not currently drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus. These are all these are all I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: won't say they're absolutely new, but they're for the listeners.
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  Speaker 1: They may not understand, but have found you without any
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  Speaker 1: ice cream or alcohol. Inside is I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what I had for breakfast, Tom, not a
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  Speaker 2: selection box? How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Because I won't lie. I found the remains of
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  Speaker 1: a box of Heroes and I'm going Jerry. I know
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  Speaker 1: we talked about you know, New Year's and all the
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  Speaker 1: rest of it. But I'd be honest with you, Jerry,
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  Speaker 1: I you know today I felt like I needed the calories,
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  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean Again, we'll get to white,
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to what. Right now, I'm having a hot
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  Speaker 1: chocolate because it's just one of them nights that I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a hot chocolate while talking to you.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's one of them things. I'm on a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a go good now for a little while, So
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  Speaker 2: I'm having a nice glass of water.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, with with heroin.
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  Speaker 2: No, if you've been if you've been drinking nothing about
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  Speaker 2: fizzy drinks and alcohol for two straight weeks, Tom, a
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  Speaker 2: class of water just hits you like miler in the face.
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  Speaker 2: It's just like, oh, do.
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  Speaker 1: You know as you talk about mellineer in the face
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  Speaker 1: for water, I can't wait till you get down to this,
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  Speaker 1: to the new new spot I've got water. You're going
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  Speaker 1: to go full Bobby Bouchet on the kind of water
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  Speaker 1: that's flown around here. It's like he's from Glicia. It's
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  Speaker 1: beautiful with the stuff we have coming out of the
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  Speaker 1: mountain here. It is chewy. It's that it's that watery.
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  Speaker 1: If you know what I mean it's proper water you're
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  Speaker 1: going to you're gonna.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you notice I'm not saying you, Tom, We've
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  Speaker 2: got to get you up to Dublin fifteen, or I'll
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  Speaker 2: give you a glass of water out of the top
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  Speaker 2: that will grow you a turn testicle delicious.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm find that so funny, but
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  Speaker 1: you're so right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we'll get a bus to Needle.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what, like I still talk to you know,
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  Speaker 1: you've talked to people around here and they go and
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  Speaker 1: we're off to Dublin now, and we're you know, and
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  Speaker 1: you're going, okay, but they're saying that for a reaction
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  Speaker 1: from me, like a class from like, Okay, you know
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  Speaker 1: he needs it needs most, I suppose the very best.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: Look. Well, listen, we're going to launch into the show now. Anyway,
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  Speaker 2: long term listeners will know this. New people to the podcast,
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  Speaker 2: You're very welcome along. If it's your New Year's resolution
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  Speaker 2: to listen to more brilliant podcasts, well we're glad to
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  Speaker 2: be helping me along that journey. Our podcast has split
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  Speaker 2: up into three little bits for if you count me
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  Speaker 2: and Tom talking show at the top of the bottom.
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  Speaker 2: But The first of these segments is where we take
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  Speaker 2: a look at the big news from the week. Tom,
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  Speaker 2: you know the scuttle, but you know the brew ha ha,
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  Speaker 2: what we on this show called the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, Mad, You know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 2: in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Man, this one is it could be it could be
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  Speaker 1: a route, it could be the lad it could be anything, really, but.
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  Speaker 2: It took many forms this subject, but we kind of
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  Speaker 2: glanced on it there already, Tom, that the kids have
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  Speaker 2: gone back to school, you and I are straightening up
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  Speaker 2: and flying right somewhat. I'm drinking water, you're drinking hot chocolate.
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  Speaker 2: But at least it's you know, rum Yeah. It's the
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  Speaker 2: new year and with it comes spring cleaning. So that's
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  Speaker 2: the big news this week. That big spring clean is
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  Speaker 2: happening in Kasas and McBride. I'm assuming some form of
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  Speaker 2: it might be happening in Kaza o'manni, although Kasa o'mony
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  Speaker 2: is is new. I don't know what you guys would
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  Speaker 2: be tidying. I mean, it's literally just been built.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what it is? For us we are
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  Speaker 1: do you know when you move house and you bring
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  Speaker 1: every fucking thing. Yes, what we're doing right now as
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  Speaker 1: we speak, and my wife has taking great pleasure and
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  Speaker 1: it is basically I'm going to have to order a
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  Speaker 1: skipture because what has happened through much like a schnovall
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  Speaker 1: rolled down a hill, you know for an app an
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  Speaker 1: apt you know, metaphor the shite we have gathered with
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  Speaker 1: our on our lives from moving from house to house
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  Speaker 1: and we found now and you go, wait, that yoke's
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  Speaker 1: been in a box for a year and a half.
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  Speaker 1: We don't fucking need it, and now it's going because
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  Speaker 1: we're starting new. It's a pur like we we There
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a room to start a new a month and
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  Speaker 1: a half go when we moved in, but now there
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  Speaker 1: is because it's twenty twenty five and it's time to
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  Speaker 1: get rid of some.
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  Speaker 2: Time to get right.
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  Speaker 1: There are juicers going out the gap. There's going to
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  Speaker 1: be I'll tell you now, there's going to be more cables,
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  Speaker 1: more fucking cable.
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  Speaker 2: I got I got a lot to say about I
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  Speaker 2: got a lot to say about cables.
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  Speaker 1: I know you do, I know we're.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna we're going to get into it with the fine
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  Speaker 2: folks of the Tom and Jerry Show. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: give you just a couple of tips for if you're
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  Speaker 2: doing your big spring clean based on what we do ourselves.
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  Speaker 2: And they're saying our first rodeo like, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: we've we've and we've got busy households toime. We've got
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  Speaker 2: kids in the house. You know, we're busy people. Stuff
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  Speaker 2: will gather up. I'll tell you, particularly when you have
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  Speaker 2: a child in the house, because I gotta tell you them, them,
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  Speaker 2: them lads don't get two seasons out of a jumper,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know I'm wearing the same jumper that I've
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  Speaker 2: been wearing, you know, since Bush was in the presidency.
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  Speaker 1: I have this jumper since let's say I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: say my confirmation. It's not quite but I have this
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  Speaker 1: jumper four houses ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then the young lag comes along and he
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  Speaker 2: is jumpers that don't last them six months? And where
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  Speaker 2: does that go? Let's find out. So if you are
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  Speaker 2: going to do a bit of a dung out of
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  Speaker 2: the house, Tom, there's some easy wins here. Now, FoST
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  Speaker 2: and foremost let's assume that you have your Christmas tree down,
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  Speaker 2: all your decorations packed away, and you're going to get
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  Speaker 2: all that stuff away, just just on decorations. If anybody
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  Speaker 2: is putting their stuff away, and you're saying, right, this
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  Speaker 2: is the year that I buy a load of those
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  Speaker 2: plastic cubs out of Home Store and more and put
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  Speaker 2: everything up in the attic. I got one small piece
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  Speaker 2: of advice. Please, I'm begging you to do this.
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  Speaker 1: Listen up to this. Now he knows what he's talking
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  Speaker 1: about here or now.
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  Speaker 2: This is learn from hard experience. Measure the porthole into
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  Speaker 2: your attic, because the last thing you want to do
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  Speaker 2: is buy a box, fill it, get a ladder, lift
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  Speaker 2: it up and find that that son of a bitch
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  Speaker 2: doesn't fit up into your attic.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah it's not. Normally sixty centimeters is what you're looking at.
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  Speaker 1: Maximum for the portal for the old styre going up there.
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  Speaker 2: The we we put our stuff up up a styr
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  Speaker 2: into an attic and there are a couple of boxes.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, if there was another lique paint
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  Speaker 2: on them, they wouldn't go up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: a bad time time. I know, I know, exactly what
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  Speaker 2: you're talking about. We have set one.
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  Speaker 1: We have two or three of those roly ones, but
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  Speaker 1: they're they're not they're not see through. Jerry has told
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  Speaker 1: told you this in the past. See through ones are
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  Speaker 1: great because you know exactly what's inside of the bastard.
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  Speaker 1: But if it's Christmas decos, it's Christmas decos. These are
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  Speaker 1: these two yolks are purely decorations for for Christmas. They're
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  Speaker 1: they're a brutal thing, you know, the ones you can
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  Speaker 1: even stand on as well, Jared. They've got a wheel.
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  Speaker 1: They've got like a roly wheel on one end, like
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  Speaker 1: they're animal of things. I love them, but they can't
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  Speaker 1: you could throw them off a cliff. We have them
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  Speaker 1: now for the Christmas decoration, two big ones, and to
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  Speaker 1: be fair, you get a lot into them.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm i gonna tell you, like these these these
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  Speaker 2: tubs that we're talking about, Tom, they're not free. They're
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  Speaker 2: not free. If you want a good, big one, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna pay about twenty euro for it. So you're not
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  Speaker 2: gonna go out and buy ten of them one go.
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  Speaker 2: That's madness. You're not going to drop two hundred bucks
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  Speaker 2: on oh no, containers for stuff that you have, but
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  Speaker 2: you buy them down through the years and you buy
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  Speaker 2: another one every six months. If you're going up for
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  Speaker 2: Halloween stuff, buy one. If you're going up for Christmas stuff,
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  Speaker 2: buy one. You'll find that you'll gather these tubs down
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  Speaker 2: through the years, and when you start throwing it out,
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  Speaker 2: which is what we're about to talk about here now,
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  Speaker 2: you'll find that you have spare tubs. How about that.
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  Speaker 2: There's the first year and ten years I've had a
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  Speaker 2: spare cub.
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  Speaker 1: Well, but that what happened does in the move, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure how it happened, maybe the odd washed
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  Speaker 1: dog and stuff like that, but we've ended up with
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know where, but we've ended up. I
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  Speaker 1: found out the guards three lids, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where the hubs are. So I think I definitely watched
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  Speaker 1: the dog in one on the one time. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: what happened to the other two there could have been
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  Speaker 1: it could have been a home. A home I'm guessing
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  Speaker 1: with himself, was probably a home experiment of some sort
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  Speaker 1: to make some sort of foamy shite or some sort
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  Speaker 1: of golog or or something, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: But that's where we're But I'm a big believer in them,
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  Speaker 1: in those tough believers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's let's get into a tom let's start
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  Speaker 2: throwing some stuff out. Okay, so you've got your house now.
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  Speaker 2: People call the spring cleaning for a reason because you
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  Speaker 2: take down all your decorations, Like, I can't look at
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  Speaker 2: this house to way it is anymore. And hey, we
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: haven't gone all Marie condo here, like you know.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you don't hold all and ask it if
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  Speaker 1: it has a spark, none of that shit.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when we say tidy up your house, we also
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: mean your shed or the backyard or whatever you have.
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  Speaker 2: Like you just you can't live like an animal. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what it's We did it in years ago,
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  Speaker 1: and this might sound like madness for some people, but
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: we were now this is a rental, but we were
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  Speaker 1: bringing a ton of our own furniture around with us,
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  Speaker 1: and we decided to have a merry condo. Even I
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  Speaker 1: don't think she was on the go at the time,
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  Speaker 1: but something snapped in both our brains and I guess
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  Speaker 1: all these things around the younger and we actually sent
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  Speaker 1: them all talktion made not but it felt like you
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  Speaker 1: made something because you got a few pounds back, but
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  Speaker 1: we stood back and went, oh dang Christ and be amazed,
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  Speaker 1: like an auction house will actually take they'll you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, you take There's no way they're going
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  Speaker 1: to take that chair. Yeah, they will because somebody, some rental,
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: some landlord somewhere wants that chair.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you better again, Tom, You'll be amazed what
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: the local municipal dump will take. Oh yeah, oh my god. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: So buckled up. So, Tom, one of the one of
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  Speaker 2: the things that I do when I'm tidy enough. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: it's real simple. It's it's like a grading system. Do
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  Speaker 2: I you know not does this spark joy? That's I
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  Speaker 2: don't get into all that. But literally, Tom, is this
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  Speaker 2: thing physically broken to the point it doesn't work anymore?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Because it is. I don't need it in my house anymore.
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  Speaker 1: There's I'm we're we're there. We've hit everything works here,
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  Speaker 1: Jerry at the minute. And that has only just happened
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  Speaker 1: in my life. Where we're right at the point now.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you, looking even around this office now,
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  Speaker 1: I brought a few bits and pieces with me here,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you something. As I say that this
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: is the last bastion of a few bits decond definitely
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: will be going up to the minuticipal dumping cashule in
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  Speaker 1: the next fortnight.
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking at a couple of things here that I
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: have that are little projects that I'm going to fix,
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  Speaker 2: and there are some of them I'm looking at. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm not fixing you. You're broken. You're a
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  Speaker 2: broken thing, and you don't need that in your house.
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  Speaker 2: Sling it tom after that now, particularly with the children. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a wasteful man. Okay, knows the tail when
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: it comes to this, But when it comes to kids
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  Speaker 2: clothes and toys and things like this, you gotta break
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: it down into a couple of groups. Okay, so this
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  Speaker 2: is this is how we do This is how I
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  Speaker 2: do it with and clothes and whatnot. And generally our kids,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: like you know, like I say, if it doesn't fit
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  Speaker 2: them or they don't they haven't played ruin sometime. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So I've got nieces and nephews. Yeah, is any is
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  Speaker 2: it any of it any good for them? And like
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: you know, you've probably been in a position where people
• 13:05
  Speaker 2: will be like, well natured giving your clothes for the
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: young fella to for half.
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  Speaker 1: His clothes were from or are from two older cousins
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  Speaker 1: and his parents absolutely and their parents dress him well.
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  Speaker 1: So it's great.
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  Speaker 2: And we've gotten we've gotten stuff from cousins and whatnot
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  Speaker 2: for the kids, and it's had price tags on it,
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  Speaker 2: stuff that has ever been worn. So that's always good
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  Speaker 2: to have that, like you know, it's it's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: do is there renting that the kids have that will
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  Speaker 2: go on to the nieces and nephews or have they
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  Speaker 2: passed by the nieces and nephews. It's no age group.
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  Speaker 2: If so, make one pile and here's the same time,
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  Speaker 2: bag it up there your house. Yeah, the next time
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  Speaker 2: you see them people here, you go, thank you, bye bye.
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  Speaker 2: And if they don't want to get them to Talia,
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it at the minute, that's fine because
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  Speaker 2: then it'll go into pile number two. Charity shops, okay shop,
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  Speaker 2: charity shop, sweat. That's the second pile, stuff that doesn't
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  Speaker 2: suit nieces and f use And that's that. And here's
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  Speaker 2: the third and final pile. Tom once you've graded it
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  Speaker 2: into good good, you know, suitable for nieces and nephews,
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  Speaker 2: the neighbors, whoever the hell it might be suitable for
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  Speaker 2: charity shops. Here's the third pile, shy, Tom, Yeah rubbish. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's no good to nobody. Tat tat, Yes, sling it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not. You know, you've done your level
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  Speaker 2: best for everybody. And I'll tell you what's a great thing, Tom,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what's a great thing. We're closed. You know,
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: maybe you don't get it out your way, but you
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: might have got it when you're in the city, like
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: clothing collections. Put it in the bin bag and stick
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: this stick or on it. We'll drive past your house
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  Speaker 2: on shoesday and pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: You never seen that, Never seen that? Yeah, I've seen
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  Speaker 1: a place all that. We were in League Slip and
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  Speaker 1: it was a place were making a clean fortune of
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  Speaker 1: wherever they were sending them. I don't know, but we're
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: they take any old clothes in a bad take anyway,
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  Speaker 1: that's money.
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  Speaker 2: From and and like you know, I've been told that's
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: a scam. They claim them raising money for charity. They're not.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: They're just taking your old clothes and selling them off
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: to some third world country in container loads and they're
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: getting you know, by the kilo.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's what this crowd we're at. I mean, yeah, yeah,
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: here she was missing a lot of teeth, that lady,
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: and was quite angry. I don't she didn't have a
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: charge with late on her.
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you one thing, Tom, I don't care.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I don't care. I want it out of my house
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: and someone's going to see some good out of it.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: And if you're working some long drift where you're making
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: cents on the dollar selling closed by the ton to
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: some more, fine, fine, yeah right. The worse fucker's stealing
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: a living in adull, you know what I mean? Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: And so be it with kids toys as well, like
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: you know. And here's the here's the funny thing, Tom,
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: You're you're you're probably in you're in the ticket toys
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: with your young lad in the whereas I've sort of
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: crested the hill of toys in their house. We're all
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: we're going to do is have less and less ties.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Because I noticed Santy didn't bring as much this year.
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't it a meanness on Santie's behalf. It's
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: just that the kids are getting a little bit older
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: and they don't want, you know, stuff that covers the
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: whole floor. You know, some of these things are small.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, No, let's there's dinosaurs.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: You get what I'm saying.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I would sit up and talk to you somebody upstairs
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: inside in that room at the minute, Like there's a
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: mosasaurs there. Every time I walk in the try the
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: rotten bastard, I trip over him like he's and I
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: can't say it, and he's nearly as big as me.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: So it's like, you know, you'll find you'll be in
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: a position that I'm in right now after another couple
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: of years with you and your kids, get it your
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: your you might get away bit older. You'll find like
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: it's just less and lets that pile gets smaller and
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: smaller and smaller and either break or age out of
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: it or whatnot, and it doesn't get replaced because they're
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: in then they're into vaping and you know, bitcoin or whatever.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: The book, I welcome it. I welcome it to be
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: honest with you.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: So what what have you got for me?
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: Then?
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Tom? What have you?
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: What?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: What have you got? What? What was your was your
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: keep method?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Here? Okay? So it's this has turned a bit Mary
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: condo now in the sense that but we know, sparkling
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: to joy. I'm not going to advise you on what
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: to do with kids and the kids gear and all
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: the rest of it. But for your own gear, it's
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: as with yours. Well to get it all out, get
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: it all out, and I mean you and you'll go
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: jeez that I think. I think I'm all right there,
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: you are not. I guarantee that you have those two
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: your t shirts that you bought from Pennies, that the
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: neck is gone on them, you're at nothing. I wear
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: it as a vest, look make it.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: I'll wear it around the house.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: That's or the attitude I'll hang on. Sure, I'll keep
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: a pile of them. They may find rags. For the
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: love of fuck, you buy rags for half now, it'll
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: do you good. I mean the amount of odds I
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: don't know what, what what, which course is on me
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: since the day I was born. But I cannot keep
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: socks in pairs. They're the most oh Jesus Christ like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: what what are they? What? Polygamists? My socks are polygamists. Basically,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: they are all right in each other. They're all I've
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: even tried to go with all the same socks and
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: still socks that I haven't seen years make it back.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: So I would say, just do your soul a favor.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Any jocks, any socks, t shirts, what Look, I'm not
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: going to tell you what to do with your favorite
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: clothes and everything. I would get it down to get
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: it down to the reality. It's like what unless you're
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: twenty one or twenty two or twenty three listened to
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: this gump. Sure, I'm out every weekend, three nights of
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: a week. Okay, I get it fair enough, you need
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: all your gear. But the reality is when you get
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: into your thirties and stuff get fucking real. You know
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: what I mean. You need maybe four or five right
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: good shirts or you know what I mean. And I
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: can't tell you what to do as a lady, but
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: as a bloke, you have four or five cracking shirts,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that's it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Tops.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: You've got a couple of pairs for fucking trousers, jeans
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: or whatever the learning good nick, a couple of work
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: ones that's all you need, rough ones for around the place,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and a couple of pairs of shorts for up and
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: down the house. You know what I mean. Don't be
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: pricking around. I am in I have a lot of
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: doubles when it comes to tools. So I'm gonna get
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: away from closer.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: And get let's get into the shed town because my
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: shed is in sorrowful repair.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so your friend, everybody's friend, and this will make
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: me like we've all seen those TikTok or those Instagram
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: videos that you're gonna look at this anal bastard. Get
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: yourself and they'll cut it for you most places. Get
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: yourself a sheet of always be right. You know, it's
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: it looks like a piece of wheat to bix, you
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: know sheet, but like an eight by four sheet of it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Get it, cut it to the size that your shed
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: is right. Get it straight onto the fucking wall. You'll
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: screw put screws into it all over the place. Anything
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: with a hole in it, whether it's a scraper, you know,
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: and two and sixteenth wrench. Hang it up there. Hang
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: it up there even if they are not in order.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: Get it up off the fucking bench, out of the
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: fucking box on the ground, wherever you have it. Get
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: you can put anything up there, all sorts of tools.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Just fill it with screws. Once it's up and you're
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: looking at it, there's order. And once you've ordered, you
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: can go right now, I.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Know what I hap?
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: How do I have three angle grinders? How is that
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: a thing? You know what I mean? Because my off,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: God bless him, he gets the place in order every
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: so off and then all of a sudden again before
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: he knows that he's got three leaf floors. Jesus, christ Man,
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: what is it? Jesus? Do you know what I mean?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I've only you know, and I was heading that route myself,
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: and I have a couple of double ups of things
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: and a few triple ups of things, but it's not
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: too bad. But our two bags that I was hanging
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: on to. Now, now you know, nuts and boats that
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: were stuff down this thing. I'm not saying get the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: jar and stuff like that for you, but there, I mean,
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: there is a tasty method where you can take, you know,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the old decent jam jar and you screw the lid
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: onto an underside of a shelf, and then you can
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: screw you know, you put a screw through it, and
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: then yeah, I've all that lined up. Now that's going
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: to be happening in the next few days because I
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: have more fucking screws and fucking nuts and boats and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: stuff like that that are all going to be put
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: in proper, proper order. And again it's nearly a half
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: a project that I'd nearly set aside for you to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: come down because you would get a right kick out
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Like, you know, here's the thing, Tom, here's the thing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Don't do this job with anybody because oh yeah, yeah yeah,
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: and I appreciate and that will be good crack. But
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: I'd start looking at everyton and second guess and you
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: sure you want to throw that out there? Just that's
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: good there now? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, maybe
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: just make one pile just for broken angle grinders, just
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: one pile right here and then.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: But this, this is the thing. If you have a
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: yoke that's absolutely kept, like, chances are you know it
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't you know, a Milwaukee or a festive.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: No, you know.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Chances are we all know what chop you bought it
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: in and it's gone to shite. And yes, you can
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: go chase and hang on to that the good bit
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: of copper. And you're not going cracking that open and
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: putting together a pile of copper to bring to anywhere.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Just take it to the municipal of dump where they
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: have all all the toolbits, that sandpaper Jesus worn down.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Now it was one eating and now it's done to
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: four hundred. You know, I'd be doing a table. You'll
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: never be there, just you'll be getting four hundred the
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: day you need four hundred great sand paper, chuck, for
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Christ's sake. Stop hanging that stick you store paint with.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: That's plenty of You don't need that. You don't paint.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You don't need sixteen of them. That paint that's been
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: under there, and that now the lid has gone rusty.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: If the lid's gone rusty, it's gone. That's that's your
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: telltale sign.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: I have more. I have more cans of paint out
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: in the shed there, Tom, And I'm like, now that'll
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: do touch ups. That'll do touch ups. Tom. The paint
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: that it would be touching up is in such a
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: state that the whole house needs to be repaint. The
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: whole room has to be beyond touch ups.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be painting around that touch up and the
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: rest of the building then yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: there's these these forever items that you seem to leave
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: hanging around the place. You gotta get them gone. You
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: gotta get them gone, and I would, I would back
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: the car or have the boot open. I know that
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you don't be fucking going I know, yeah, that's going
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: to the dump. No no, no, no, no, Get up
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: out of the bed early on a Saturday morning, and
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: none of the rest of them are talking to your
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: looking at you. Get up the fuck out of the
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: bed early on a Saturday morning. Back to the boot,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: turn the car around, back it up the drive and
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: put the boot open. That way, you know you've committed.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: You have to then start hauling stuff out because this
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: ship where you go, I leave it by the door,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: it will still be at the door by March. That's
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: still rubbish, that's still shite, do you know what I mean?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And it's only causing you stress. Get it out the
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: fun on the day, do you know what I mean?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Get it out on the day.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: Get it an one day job. It's just see it,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I think, I think that, and I don't know how
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: many lads do it. But it's a lethal concoction or
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: a lethal scenarios. Let's hanging on to owl screws. I
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: see yourselves further on he boxes and fucking box ice
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: cream box full of owl screws. Yeah, yorksid he screws
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that he backed out of a thing, and you're going,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: what what are you going to do? You'd never known
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: a man a man might need for the love and
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: honor of I know, a good screws or half. These
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: are a decent price.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: We've already said this time, like in a man's lifetime,
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: he only needs maybe four sizes of screws.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, And the last thing you need is for the
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: head of your fucking impact driver or your screw drive
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: or whatever to be hopping. And because you've wrung the
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: head off the fucking thing, you're going, Jesus Christ. I mean,
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: I catch them and throw them like fucking grenades. When
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: they're done that, I just I cannot hack it. Like.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So if you have that sort of a fella, do
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: yourself a favor. You'll thank me in the long run.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: You go choose fair places down fora because you have
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: confidence every time you need to drive home and screw
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: that it's not gonna jump around the place, because if
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: you do get it home, that's it. It's never coming
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: back out again, do you know what I mean? So
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: things like that, things that are burnt out, that's what
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to say things that have burnt out, live
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: their life, done what they can do, get them gone,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: don't be hanged on. I'm not saying Phillip back up
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: with new stuff, but I'm just saying, get that stuff
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: that's spent, get it the fuck off the property because
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: you can stand back then give it a good sweep
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: out and go right.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, hang christ I'll give you. I'll give you one
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: more time. When we moved the show on. Now you
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: mentioned earlier tables. Yeah, all right, every man listen, end
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: of this show has an absolute racking of cables, just
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: a mess of cables somewhere in his house, right yeah,
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: And you said sling them, and I don't disagree, but
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I just want to give you this one piece of advice. Okay,
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: if you're going through a box of cables and you
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: see a cable and you don't know what it's for,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: cheap that okay, Yeah, if you see it, If you
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: see a Hdmi cable, throw that fucking thing in the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: bin because you've probably fifteen of them in the house.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: And if you don't have one, dart down to Power City,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: jump onto Amazon. Can I have a Hdmi cable you?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Here's one for a fiver, But I promise you you'll
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: never need a HDMI cable in your life. You've got
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: one with every Telly you bought in your life, one
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: with every computer game thing you ever bought in your life.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: They build up ten ten years since the advent of
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: HDMI cables in this country. You have plenty iPhone chargers,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: same with everything, right, But if you see something and
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you're not just quite sure what it is, hang on
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: to that because that's for something and you'll never buy
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: it again. That's that's a charger for a cordless screwdriver,
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: or that's a charge or the least blow, or the
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: charger for the battery, the hoover or something. You know,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: it's not just going to walk into a shopping buy
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: one of them.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: It's funny you say it, because I was clearing out
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: the the old office and still not fully cleared out
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: that that has been a job that is was to
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: happen this week. But you'll find out in a minute
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: why nothing, nothing has happened this week, That the very
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: last of it is there, and there's cables and whatever.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: And I was down below and I was going to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: do and like that found htm. I found this like
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: three of the same cable. I'm like, love of Jesu
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: yolks now that haven't been around in donkeys, they call them,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you know, kettle kettle cables, you know the ones they've
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: got the three pin the three little flat pin holds
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: in them. And then I come to a fourth one.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, what the fuck? And I double looked, and
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the mother was sticking our Headerlogical, what's that one for us?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what it's for. And
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I was chucking stuff into bags. Yeah, more men, and
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like that, I just set that. I'll set that up
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: there now, I don't know. I'll find out what that's
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: for and if it's a team and lo and behold
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Twas for the printer, See, yeah, the printer came up
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: to the new office and I was going went to
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: go printing with it the other evening. Jesus Christ, this thing.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Where's the Why would I plug the cable out? On? Anyway?
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: I did plug the cab, looked at the back this oblong,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: weird looking cable. That's that bastard of a one that
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: I know that one. So that there is case in
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: point of what you're talking about. If you don't know
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: what it's far or it looks weird and you don't
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: have six hang on with hold on, and now you
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: might find it's for a head shaver that you haven't
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: used nor will ever use again. Fine, put the lot
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: together and fuck.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: It out, but a whole lot together and sling it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But you're dead right if you come across this spurious,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: strange cable, it's for something, just.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Like for some Now give it a stay of execution.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. That's a very very valid point. But on
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: the cable front, there's a few of them now would
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: be getting the sling that I know. There are a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: lot of android cable what do they call them, USBC
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: or the uspcs.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you're kicking them out of your.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Petro station bought once shite, do you know what I mean?
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Like, just make one big pile of them, Tom and
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: suck them out.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where they're going.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and there you go, folks. We could talk all
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: night about this particular subject once you God, I didn't
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: even get into the kitchen, and that would be a
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: big one.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Like double ups. If you find that the porridge from
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you know, has never been opened from like three years ago,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Fuck it out like that. That should be self explanatory
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: A lot of that.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's food that will make you will, it
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: should be self explanatory to throw. I'll tell you one
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: thing as well, when I said getting rid of the tyson,
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: one thing another or or or kids agent and a
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: time time you'll find this. Now you'll go from having
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: we bowls for the young lad, we plastic balls? Are
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: we bowls and saucers that the young lad has. You'll
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: find that they'll one by one just leave your house
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: until there's one left in the press and he's just
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: eating out of normal plates and bowls and saucers and
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: what not.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Oh that that I don't know how, but that happened.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: That happened already, that you've got that done. That only
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: happened for us a couple of years ago. And it
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: was I was down to the last bowl. I looked
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: in into just one last bowl. Everything else had been
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: used for or some such. These yolks got brought to
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: different grand the different grand grandparents and were left there.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: And when now he's at a point that when he
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: rocks up to their house, he's looking at it gone.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: And the fuck was I into power patrol? Do you know,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: like he's just like, no, I'll have a regular.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Grand I didn't know you were I didn't know you
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: were a possible.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: I know you like pepper pig.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, I have a glass of juice and
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: a pepper pig mug. Yeah. All that to say, Tom,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: that will be added to the piles of outgoing stuff
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: very shortly.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I do you know what I need to do, especially
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: post Christmas? I need to get myself to are they
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: still doing a man Aldi nor those blue boxes for
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the batteries, because I swear to God I have a
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: box or where can I bring my batteries? Actually, because
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: it's a sovereign Jesus, have a box of batteries back
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: there that Holy Christ can go Like there was a
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: couple of supermarkets that were doing it, weren't they where
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: you could dump your batteries.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: You can? Yeah, yeah, but get there early in the
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: morning because thenything's fill up by luncheon. I know.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Anytime I looked, it was like, Jesus Christ, can I
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: just is this like the bin where I can just
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: leave my box beside it or whatever bagg and shite
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: that I have? Can I leave it beside it? I'm
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: guessing that the staff don't want to deal with it.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: But okay, so most of them still have those yorks
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: where I can tip all the batteries in.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, folks. More on all
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: this in a second, but we're gonna move on with
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: the show here and now. We could talk all day
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: about that. But like every now and then on the
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show, you know, we we stopped talking
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: about the weekly what have you or whatever bugging us
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: for that week. We start talking about people that have
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: sewn Tom, people that have glowed, people that have lit
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: up the week, you know. Yeah, And it's not like, oh,
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: you know, they're justicated that and they're just scated that
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: every week there's one person stands head and shoulder above
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: the rest. You go, yeah, I'm talking about this slide.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Now there's that guy just led And to be fair,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's a sport that neither one of us, I imagine,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: follow all that much, although I used to really enjoy
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: but I played a lot of it when I was
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a proper pub goer, down the cork and stuff like that.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: But this week we're talking about Luke Littler, which is
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Luke littler kind of a perfect name for the young
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: feller of the group. When it comes to darts World
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: of Dark Championships, which I do want to go to.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'd love to go to the the al Pally and
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: all the rest. It looks like some crack, even if
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: you didn't give it a shy because I have I have.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Said this for some time Tom, that I'd love to
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: go to a darts tournament because it just looks like
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: absolute madness. And if there was a sport now, I
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: don't follow it closely. I'm not going to claim to
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: we follow it closely, but I don't pass it when
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: it's on. I've said this before. It's my kind of sport, slow, methodical,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: turn based sport. I ever go, you have go, I
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: ever go, you have a goal and then I win. Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: So darts, curling, lawn bowls, anything that's just nice since
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: the date and just nice. Nobody tackling each other, just don't,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: don't done.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: But you know what's interesting though, when you get like
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: the brother in law he was, he's a very good
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: darts player, and I think he used to play with
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: a team and I think he played played the county
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: levelers and stuff. But he was like, there is there
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: is gamesmanship that goes on, know as their passing passage
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: outside of them out like apparently Filled the Power Tailor,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: seven or eight time world champion, was a horror for farting, dropping, rancid.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: Dropping, cracking rats on. They.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he was you know down in
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: you know sprouts just beforehand their protein shakes or whatever like,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: but he he was the one that kind of took
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: darts to the superstar level, you know what I mean.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Prior to that, it was just what you guess. There
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: was a couple of lads like Bobby what's his name
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: with all the gold and everything else in the gold
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: chains and stuff, and looked like he was straight out
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: of a gangster movie. But Filled the Power Tailor he
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: understood marketing and stuff. He actually had the word power
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: written up the inside of his forearm, which he knew
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: would be the arm that was on shot every you
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It was it was almost like selling like.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: They sell the brandon on on certain certain parts of
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: the car. It's more expensive in like NASCAR or formerly one,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: like it's more expensive to get certain parts. He had
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: the power written nice. But but yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: We didn't. We didn't. We didn't come here today to
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: talk about darts in general because we've we've talked about
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Bullseye in the past, so you know, you can look
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: back and see our love for darts. We're going to
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: talk about Luke Littler, and Luke Littler, current World Champion
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: of Darts, has one thing that sets aside from everybody
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: else in the darts league, and that is he still
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: has his fucking baby teeth.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and his health, you know what I mean, because
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: it is you know, it's it's it's one of those
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: sports where it's great to watch. You should go back
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes and find like darts from the eighties and even nineties, like, yeah,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: there was one lead known as the Viking. You'd a
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: big mullet and like he was a twenty four stone
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: or something, but he could they do away with like
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: ten pints during a professional performance. But like there was
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: small Like what I used to love was like there
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: was like a fag break for a second for a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: lead to sparkle, take a drag, put it down and
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: throw his dart like it was. But Luke Littler is yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: he's I mean little by name, but little by nature.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: To a degree because he's he's just seventeen years.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Old, seven teen years of age. Like that is like,
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: that'll stop me in my tracks. Tom. You know, I
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: wouldn't have really I like watching darts just fine, but
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have watched the final on Sunday because I'm like, hey,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: you know I pull that ball guy Michael van Gerwin
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: and I know a couple of other lads, and that's
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: about it. You're telling me that there's a seventeen year
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: old Cinderella story coming out of nowhere to you know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: claim his first world champion. Yeah, I will watch that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I want to say that he was in the final
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: last year was sixteen.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: At sixteenteen christ.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Above like but even at seventeen, he still is the
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: youngest starts champion of all time based on the half
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: hour research I've done today, Tom.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: But still, I mean that is seriously quality, like to
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: be like you kind of go, where's the ceiling for him? Now?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: You know you nearly there's nearly a melancholy in it
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: because it's not like he you know, took him twenty
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: five years of trying.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Grit, which is the other type of story I like,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: you know, like a sixty year old man with his
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: last throw of the dart win the War championship rocky
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: balbo style. Those are the two stories, really young lads winning,
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: our real lads winning. After that, I lose heed what
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: what I guess?
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes. He keeps going at it like you
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But he it's it's what what
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: kind of what sparked our attention was? Well, there must
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: be other prodiges, Yes, prodigy is well. Prodigies is what
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: we're trying to say throughout the world of sport, and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: there has been there a good few that that you
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: definitely recognize the likes of the one that stood out
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: to me and nearly in darts, because it's okay, I'm
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: not saying like it takes years to get really that
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: really good at darts, right, but if you're really good
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: at say you're really good at something, and you just
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: take it up and you're like Jesus Christ, this lad
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: is gifted. He's got a you know, piano player, like
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you know, Beethoven wrote his writing symphonies when he was four.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, he's got it in the hands. He's
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: got in the hands. But to mix it with the
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: big boys. Like you said, darts is just you got
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: to go. You have a go to mix with the
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: big boys and to have the physical strength and stuff
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: like that to get in a moment and still to
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: be able to swing it with let's set, I mean
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: at a long time max Verstapping do you know what
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: max Ver Stepping is?
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Yes? Max for Stapping is a Formula one.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Right right, Formula one driver for Red Bull. And he
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: started before he had his driver's license. He back in
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: it must be twenty fifteen or sixteen. He was seventeen
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: years of age. He didn't have his full driver's license on.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: The driving Formula one Formula one.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Now to be in formally one, nobody A lot of
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: people don't really realize that they're not plucking lads from
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: the street, like these are all from I'm not saying
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: they're NEPO babies or anything.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: But like, but his dae is jospher Stoppen right, yeah.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Exactly, so like you there needs to be, but also
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you still got to prove it on the track and
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: like so far super like what it was is he
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: nearly with absolute ignorance, just fearless and in some way
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: reckless too. But it was like you know, another fellow
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: nearly be apologetic about it, but it's like it's okay,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: a mixed for a step, and it's absolutely fine. I'm
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: just going to just rip around the track and just
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: be hyper aggressive with everybody and have no respect for
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: any of these fellas or their names or whatever they're driving.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm just gonna rip through it the
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: whole and we're going to go through. But it's the
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: fact that, like the forces that that would put on
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: a body, you know what I mean, you're doing two
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: hundred mile an hour down to like twenty mile an
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: hour in you know, Monaco and stuff. Yeah, the forces
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: who would put for a lad. I'm not saying it's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: any different or any better or whatever for a lad
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: at seventeen to go all right, I can swing with
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the best of them here, Like, do you know when
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you've led to probably twelve thirteen years raising.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, it was amazing to meet him. Is like
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: a Formula one race goes for about what two to
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: three hours or so? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's amazing
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: to me that you can get a seventeen year old
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: lad that will sit still without pulling his wife for
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: that amount.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: This is the this is the thing, because you think, like,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: at seventeen, what were you doing only, you know, ripping
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: the guts out of yourself like or just being a clown,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: you know, smoking butts of eggs, or just being a
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: fucking egypt like.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: You know, I certainly wasn't putting myself forward for world
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: class athletics. No, no, that's just And I'll tell you Tom,
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: like Luke Little or they are being a darts player
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: and being so good at sixteen. I wasn't most impressed
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: by his ability to play darts. I was most impressed
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: by his ability to do mental arithmetic.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Well, listen, I couldn't.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Figure out what was the next score to go for
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: and finish on the.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: Double the comboy.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: I can't, I can't do. I can't multiply seventeen by
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: three in my head on.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: The fig boats that these fellas, it just caught and
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: your talk about this is what that what used to
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: blow my behind. I used to play darts in this
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: pub called Fords on the bottom of Barrack Street and
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Cork and these lads and you're talking about, you know,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: blue collar fellas who wouldn't you know they're not going
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to have the most for the want of a better phrase,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: you know, intellectually deep conversations with each other about you know,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the you know, maybe what you needs you really meant.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: You know, they're talking about home up and you see
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you no man coming down the road and you do
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: big four and you're going, oh, Jesus right, I want
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: to you know, this is one of the most mind
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: numbing ship And then all of a sudden they're fucking
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: like these.
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: Are Harvard level t you know, counting cards of the
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: blackjack table, sums in their head.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Fucking Robin Williams and poppy his head around the door,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and go, Jesus Christ, can I give you a fucking start?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Like this is good will hunting level of all. I
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: talk about triple seventeen.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: You're what I'll leave you won in double sixteen and
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: the last tippen and.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Then you find I'd fuck that up and I'd hit
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: maybe one seventeen to go all right, what do you
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: want to know? Is you when you want two fifteen's
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: and you're okay, how are you doing this so quick?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen buys do this on the pool
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: table as well, And I can't play a pool tom.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I hit. I hit the ball as hard as I can,
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: and whatever happens happens. But I'm here like listening to
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: you know lads that are you know, powerflis, but they're
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: like physics majors when it comes to the pool tables.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I caup play a little bit of top spin there.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: It'll give you greater angle and rotation. It'll set you
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: up for the plant.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable, unbelievable, Like they're geometry involved in pool.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: The geometry I was exactly. I couldn't even think the
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: word there.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: But will where. I don't know Little's backstory, but I
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: can guarantee what typically you find with these prodigies. It's
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: not just purely they turn up in their talent. Normally
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: mammy or daddy for the want of a better phrase,
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: have a fucking foot in the back of their neck
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: from early doors.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: You didn't never play any.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Darts, do you know me? Like I'm not saying a
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: same buffer, I can guarantee you Max forts happened was
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: ripping through the go kart scene at eight years of age.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? He and was probably gone.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: But you know, I just want to place its laws
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: and this weekend you're like you will in your hole.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: You have want to play sonic does Hedgehog put.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: It so wet outside? I don't want to. I want
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: to stay in. I play marry your card saying sing
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: yes you will not You'll get out there, your little bustard,
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: you know, and no better sport than if anybody's ever
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: read any biographies like Andre Agassi's Pious is one of
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: the most mental fucking things you'll ever read it if
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you never cared for a moment to tennis, I would
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: advise anybody to give that a read. NaN's gone out there,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: you know, pain on the best, you know, the best
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: tournaments in the world, on crack cocaine, right, because he's
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: so mental and his body's breaking up. But tennis seems
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: to be that one of those ones. Tennis and golf
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: seemed to be. We all know about Tiger Woods, and
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: we all know Rory mcelroyan and stuff. But some of
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: the greatest prodiges prodigies have come out of tennants purely
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: because the parents and the academy system is incredible worldwide.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Like Boris Becker was Boris Becker. I forgot about bars Becker.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: He was while young as well.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: There wasn't he was seventeen. Now he was almost eighty,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: but he's seventeen and I just looked it up two
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty seven days, which technically makes him seventeen
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: when he won Wimbledon. Can you imagine it?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: That's if you're gonna win something, win Wimbledon.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, can you imagine being beaten by a seventeen
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: year old and like, you're twenty eight in your prime,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: you've got serving power to fucking, you know, blow the
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: hair off a fucking badger from fifty yards away, Like,
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: and this guy just turns up, big half foxy heading him, going,
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: what is the Craig?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: You're like? After love of Jesus, here we again, Tom,
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: like we stress seventeen. Yeah, Like like I don't I
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: don't follow these things too closely, but I don't think
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: there's been an All Ireland winning team in recent memory
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: that had a seventeen year old lad line out.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I mean they look there are it almost never? It
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: almost never happens. These are freaks of nature, like you
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: know what I mean, because and they're probably they're probably,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: but the same as that, like where tennis, when you
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: look into tennis, it's fucking bananas for what you don't
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: for would only come across as such a passive sport
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: in a way like because you think of it like
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: maybe in the same realm as golf, because there's you know,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: there's a tire to be worn. You know, the royal
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: family are eating cream and are cream that strawberries, that
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: women and has played on alone and you think it
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: has been fancy and posh. The grueling nature of the
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: academy system throughout the world are ridiculous, like as any
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: have you seen the Will Smith movie about the Williams
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: sisters Father, Oh Jesus Christ. Like again, it doesn't really
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: come across as very much a Will Smith. It's all
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: about Will Smith, of course, like as it would be,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: but when it should be really about the sisters. But
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: the hell and just never stop. I'm never letting you
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: fucking stop this sport. You are never you will die
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: on the fucking on the court. Basically kind of an
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: attitude that got these two sisters to the incredible tennis players.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: But again, a lot of the time it's a parent
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: who just will not live off. You know, there's far
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: in again, but you do see some of these Asian
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: athletes in the gymnastics, you know, over in the Olympics,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: like ah, you're four and you're right, you're you know,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: this kid on the rings with a six pack. You're like, okay, right.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Russian athletics, Like you should.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: You should still have a you know, Tommy tippy cup,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: like you know, like this is fucking insane, like just
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: drinking fucking creatine from their little sippy cup on the side,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Like there's far in again it again it if early doors,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: you don't spot that your kid may not make it,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: but for it, if it turns out that your kid
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: is seventeen or sixteen and can play, you know, at
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the l pally and win the World Championship at darts,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: maybe then it was like okay, all right, I could
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: pat myself in the back for it. But I put
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: it down to not just raw talent. I put it
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: down to probably ferocious pressure from a parent.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: From Mammy and daddy.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: Littler, oh for sure, for sure, Well we wish, we
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: wish you, we wish you with littler all the best
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: in the future endeavors. The sky is the limit, kid,
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, like I we're gonna say the sky is
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: the limit. You're gonna buy the sky you won the
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: world championship.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? I don't know.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I package in now, take up, take up now, yeah exactly, yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Or Formula one. I
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: want to see Luke Litler lasting around Monicle.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Just throwing small darts at is that would become Mario kartter.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Everyone becomes Mario kart when we were left alone with it.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: But we do wish him all the best in his
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: future endeavor. Tom of that, there is no question of that.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: There is no ro my man, We're not going to
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: disagree on that. But you know what, normally to finish
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: up to Tom and Jerry show, we might start a rowbit.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Win is well start a row, my head, don't start
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: this one.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: And you know what we're talking about all episode by
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: the word.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: This is yeah. This is the thing that's means hiding
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: in plain sight all through the episode is the The
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: weather has been quite tultuous the last couple of days
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: in or in and around the south of Ireland. Yes,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: very south of Ireland is I think some way up
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: to the Midlands, all right, but from the lower Midlands
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: down to the very down to the south of Ireland
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: all the way down to Clarney apparently have. And we've
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: been hit by it too. I don't know, has I
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: got a name? Is it the beast from fucking I
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: don't know the West, I don't know where it's come from.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: But we got weather warnings the other day that this
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: was common, yes, And for the longest time I was
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: kind of going, yeah, h best, let's go at it.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: This is this is this is a new thing, Tom,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: This is a relatively new thing, this phenomenon of weather warnings,
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: or as I used to know it, Tom, as it
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: used to be called the weather, the weather, Yeah, the
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: weather forecast.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: And do you know what I'm not like, I don't
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: know where you stand on it, but I'm kind of
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: against them, even though.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you've come round in the last twenty four hours, but.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I haven't really, Jerry, because and I'll tell you why
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: we have had Like as I was telling beforehand, I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: think it was I was able to measure off the
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: top of a fucking flower pot because it's this snow
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: is so sticky, It's standing straight up when it lands
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: on a fucking thing. I've never seen snow like it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: It's phenomenal, like it's at an inch and a half
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: igh sitting on the fucking wires, you know, the actoracity wires.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: It's so you can see. Fourteen inches fell in twelve hours.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Like it fucking pounded us. It broke trees and fucking
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: snapped everything.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: It's really because I asked you, Tom, like was it
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: overly windy? Was it snowy or bliterly? But just the
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: sheer weight of the landing on a tree caused the
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: branches to break.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like this stuff. But the problem
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: being is that, yes, they give us a weather warning
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and all the rest, but of course it fell between
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: the cracks in my life because I'm like, for the
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: love of every week, there's a every it's the boiler
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: quite cried wolf. Now there's a fucking yellow for somebody
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: literally taking a place. There's a you know, there's weather
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: warnings for I stopped calling it a weather fucking warning. Actually,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: when you have a warning, to give us, give us
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: a warning there, Just give us the weather, will he.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Because here's here's what I here's what I want to say,
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: and and like I'm not going for babysitting the nation,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: you know, And and and if you ever want to
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: get laughed at showing Irish weather warning to someone from Toronto. Yeah,
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: you know, you know, we're going to get an inch
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: and a half of snow, and they're like, you're gonna
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: get an inch and a half snow while they trudged
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: through three foot of like thick ice on their way
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: to the shops or whatnot. Here's the thing, right, the
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: problem with this country. One of the problems with this country.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, no, now, people are getting into it.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Sit down there, down, This is whoesus crashed, is that.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: None of us seem to be able to differentiate the
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: outside of our house with another part of the country.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Allow me to explain, right, every the whole country got
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: a weather warner that there was going to be snow,
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: bad snow, lock up your door, all this kind of crack. Right,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: We got nothing here, We got nothing, absolutely nothing. We
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: got nothing. Town. You got fourteen inches of snow snapping,
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: you know, one hundred year old trees, one hundred year
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: old oaks, a whole lot. But what I'm going to
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: say is that weather warning was a low the fuss
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: about nothing. They gave us a weather warning and there's
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: no snow at all because I'm Irish and my mentality
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: lasts to the end of the road there.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what I can see not oh by the way,
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: Tom and everybody's out of him is under a fucking
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: yard of snow. And that's one of the problems I
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: think with this country is we can't you know, we
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: can't think about our fellow men. You know, Oh, there's
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: going to be traffic chaos on the M fifty. Ah. Yeah,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: but I don't live in Doublin one Grand well, yeah,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: but you know someoneos do.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: It's true, it's true. And I don't know if that's
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: an Irish thinker just a human thing that we're going
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: to give a bullocks about what if it's not you know,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: if I can't see it from my house kind of
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: an attitude.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that kind of thing. It's kind of you know,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: the global warming, which hich is I have two jump
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: ports on, you know this kind.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Of crack right, Yeah, Now, I as far as the
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: weather warning is for me though, and I wouldn't blame
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: you for not for going. But they give a weather
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: warning and why give one? Why not mention it because
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: they know these day is exactly where the fucking thing
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: is gonna drop, you know what I mean, they know
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: where it's going to drop. Say, look at it from
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: about locking the underside of kill Kenny down to the
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: top bit of Kilarney. That's where it's going to fucking drop.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: And and my my contention to that. How many they
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: used to do that. They called it the weather and
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: they will be like little little color the bands on
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: the on the on the country and you could see, oh,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: deep snow here, not deep snow here. And you watch
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: it every night at five past nine, twenty five past nine,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: and you're like, Okay, that's me set for the day,
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: you know. And and I and I didn't need a
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: mare and alert popping up on my phone.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Because that's here's the thing. All I'm getting is map alerts.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: And it's given. It's given every fucking thing, every part
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: of the country, all with the one fucking blanket. And
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: you're like, let's you have better technology than you've ever had,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: and you keep on giving different warnings and the and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I do think they've hyped it up. I don't know
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: if it's trying to drive anxiety into bring an eye
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: his two websites for advertisers or what.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Well, what I will say what I will say from
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: med Aaron. Med Aaron, don't sell newspapers. They don't want newspapers,
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: sell newspaper. The newspapers taking med Aaron's well intentioned weather
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: warner is and be like catastrophic orange lurch.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: And that's what they're doing.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: That's where med Aaron saying, we just said I was
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: gonna fuck itno bitch.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So there, then it's been embargo put on some
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: of these fuckers who are throwing it out there because
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: it's coming out so often. Yeah, now we're we were
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: okay in the end, you know what I mean. We're
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: all right, but you got your power down, and it's
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: one thing to have power out.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: You were okay in the end. You should me sent
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: me a picture this morning of you making tea on
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: a campfire.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, we're okay in the end.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: Like I started, like I started, I want the fucking tea.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: So the power was gone and we haven't got we
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: haven't got the guests system hooked up yet, so it
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: just started the fire outside. Just put a pot on
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: top of that.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: And behold it's where you go.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Fire made hot water, made tea.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: Fine, And what can we say but he's.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Back on the weather warnings.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you one thing, Tom, And
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: it seems like I'm like I'm having a with myself
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: over whether or not I think weather warnings are a
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: good thing. I think weather warners are a wonderful thing.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: Should be one every morning. There should be weather warnings
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: like there's traffic warnings. Hey, you know what I'm gonna
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: tell your Paul, is gonna rain, bring a jumper.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: You know, it's those kind of war that makes sense.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, those kinds of jumper.
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: Home.
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Have you a sensationalism that comes with a well worn
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: or something rotten, And all these boys will be like
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: you know, weather Warner shorts, all loaded nonsense. Right, Fine,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: were are your shortside, Paul? Let me know how you
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: get on. You know, these people aren't there. They're they're
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: trying to help you out, and God forbid they might
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: help an old person, Tom, that might be stuck in
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: the house, such as yourself.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You call me an old persons you have stood best.
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: But like you say, God forbid that people would be
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: in a position to help their neighbors before the weather hits.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's just becoming another thing. It's been coming
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: like weather warning.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: And that's what made it make and a fall between
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the cracks. And I think especially with this one, I
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: think a few people have been caught off guard because
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: they were like, what the fuck because it's the boy
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: that cried wolf when you're hearing it being roared every week,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: there's a weather warning every Monday, now about what's happening
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: around the during the week. Okay, why can we be
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: more specific?
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: Maybe can we do that your and do your homework,
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen, if you if met aroon, if you're
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: going around in the middle of the day, and we
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: should say to anybody not listening in Ireland met Aaron
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: or like the met Aaron is I geogic society, it's
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: the weather people. Yeah, you probably didn't need me to
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: explain it. Pretty sure you all know that it wasn't
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: the Metropolitan Police of Ireland. If met Aaron tell you
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: that there's a well the warning, have a look at that,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: all right, Just have a look at that.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Don't look at the song. When the Sun, the Sun
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: newspaper is telling you about what's coming up. No no, no, no
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no no no,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Because somebody has to fill fill columns. So yeah, don't
• 56:13
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• 56:17
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ even.
• 56:19
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• 56:22
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• 56:24
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• 56:27
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• 56:29
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• 56:30
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• 56:32
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• 56:35
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• 56:37
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• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Let's let's time that Tom. Let's let's time. Let's see
• 56:43
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• 56:45
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• 56:49
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• 58:00
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• 58:02
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