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  Speaker 1: Do Do Do Do do Hard Leave this hour from
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  Speaker 1: up to a previous Mallar monologue. In an episode recently
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  Speaker 1: of this show, we discussed the demotion of the Little
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  Speaker 1: Fella at quarterback in the Valley of the Sun. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the plot thickens in the Land of the Cacti. If
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  Speaker 1: you have not heard the latest on this, maybe not.
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  Speaker 1: We have learned that the Cardinals, after demoting their forty
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  Speaker 1: plus million dollars a year bust at quarterback. They have
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  Speaker 1: now decided to place the little fella, Kyler Murray Alligator
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  Speaker 1: Arms Murray on injured reserve. They're claiming he has a
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  Speaker 1: foot injury. Oh my god. That means he will now
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  Speaker 1: miss a minimum a minimum of four more games. So
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  Speaker 1: that is a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question Cardinals quarterback he's now a backup because he's
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  Speaker 1: been demoted Kyler Murray quarterback, Kyler Murray going on injured
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  Speaker 1: reserve with a foot injury. Is there more to this story?
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  Speaker 1: All right? So I've got church Lamps plus and Johnny
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  Speaker 1: and we are going to make a delicious, cheesy, extra
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  Speaker 1: cheesy case of da is what we're gonna make. So
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  Speaker 1: a this story, I love it. It's perfect for what
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  Speaker 1: I do because there's a lot of people who are
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  Speaker 1: pinocchiout in the story. There's a lot of line going on.
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  Speaker 1: This already stinks like weak old chili. Okay, it really does.
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  Speaker 1: Even Stevie Meatballs and Andrew and Bakersfield can see what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: And they're both blind, but they can see what's happening.
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  Speaker 1: This isn't about the foot. It was never about the foot.
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  Speaker 1: It's about getting alligator arms Murray the hell away from
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  Speaker 1: the locker room. The talksin that is Kyler Murray without
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  Speaker 1: saying the quiet part out loud. All right, So here's
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  Speaker 1: the head coach of the Cardinals, Jonathan Gannon, giving his thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: And listen to this bull crap from the Cardinals coach
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  Speaker 1: right now. What he's gonna concentrate on is getting healthy
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  Speaker 1: enough to play. He needs to get healthy. I'm certain
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  Speaker 1: to get back to playing football. A liar liar pants
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  Speaker 1: on fire, liar liar pants on fer oh Man. So,
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  Speaker 1: if you haven't been following, why would you? The Cardinals
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  Speaker 1: are one of the worst teams in the NFL. They
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  Speaker 1: have almost no fans. Shout out to our friends listening
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  Speaker 1: in the greater Phoenix area and all over Arizona. But
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  Speaker 1: that said, if you haven't been following the Daily Soul Popper,
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  Speaker 1: let me give you a rundown. I'll give you the
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  Speaker 1: table read on the script here the last couple of weeks. So,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, when Kyler got hurt, it was his
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  Speaker 1: day to day. Then it was Kyler's questionable. Then it was, well,
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  Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett gonna start, but Kyler might play. He's really
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  Speaker 1: really close, He's really really close. Then it was well,
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  Speaker 1: don't worry, Kyler's still our starter. He's still our QB
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  Speaker 1: number one. And then after watching Jacoby Brissett move the
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  Speaker 1: offense with some efficiency, all of a sudden, it was well,
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  Speaker 1: Jacoby's our starter, but Kyler will be back soon. And
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  Speaker 1: now boom goes the dynamite injured reserve. Four weeks of
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  Speaker 1: can koon little vacation, and it's the NFL's breakup playbook.
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  Speaker 1: It's not you, Kyler, It's us. It's not you, It's us.
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  Speaker 1: You can practically hear the classic Neil Sadeka song breaking
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  Speaker 1: Up is Hard to Do playing in the background. There
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  Speaker 1: is some incriminating evidence against the Cardinals and Kyler Murray.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a clip of Kyler practicing last week
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  Speaker 1: where he looked fine, running and galloping all over the field. No,
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  Speaker 1: they benched alligator arms Murray. They benched him so hard.
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  Speaker 1: How hard was it? They mentioned him so hard they
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  Speaker 1: had to invent out of thin air this horrific foot injury.
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  Speaker 1: Did he trip over his PlayStation late at night? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know is that what we're supposed to believe here,
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  Speaker 1: So I'm guessing the doctors as we go into the
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  Speaker 1: twilight's onwer here, the doctors are prescribing a grueling rehab,
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  Speaker 1: and I really think thoughts and prayers for Kyler Murray
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  Speaker 1: the rehab. And again this is sources not close to
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  Speaker 1: the situation, but the rehab for Kyler will involve a
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  Speaker 1: lot of dose who of call of duty, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of that seven to ten hours a day, aggressive game playing,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of thumb rehab, a lot of you know,
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  Speaker 1: holding the joystick headset, parapete very important, very very important.
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  Speaker 1: Got to have that headset, got to hear right when
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  Speaker 1: you're playing the game. Maybe a little online rage management,
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  Speaker 1: just a little bit, just a little bit. So the
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  Speaker 1: PR spin, having done this job for more than a
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  Speaker 1: couple of days, the PR spin is always the same.
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  Speaker 1: It's we just need to give him more time to heal.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. You can't question that you'd be the bad guy.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say anything is wrong with that. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: how about more time for call of duty and a
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  Speaker 1: trip to church? Right, as the church lady used to
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  Speaker 1: say on that famous SNL S get back in the day. Well,
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  Speaker 1: isn't that convene yet, isn't that CONVENI that Kyler gets
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  Speaker 1: demoted and all of a sudden his foot injury flares
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  Speaker 1: up without practicing. Yeah, in reserve, very convenient. I are
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  Speaker 1: into the injury tent. Gives the Cardinals the old naked bootleg.
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  Speaker 1: It buys the front office some time. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: to explain why you paid Kyler Murray a lottery payout,
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  Speaker 1: a bonanza, a jackpot, forty three million dollars a year,
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  Speaker 1: and he got beat out by a scrub journeyman stiff
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  Speaker 1: named Jacoby Brissett. And now you say, well, he's hurt.
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  Speaker 1: He's hurt. You can't question the medicine. Yeah, okay, And
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  Speaker 1: by January it'll be well out of an abundance of caution. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: more like mid December, out of an abundance of caution.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna shut the little fellow down for the season.
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  Speaker 1: You can't question that either. Don't question that they come March,
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  Speaker 1: he'll quietly be regifted like a holiday fruitcake. There's some
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  Speaker 1: desperate team that still believes that they can find the
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  Speaker 1: pixie dust and get the little munchkin running around again.
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  Speaker 1: All right now, page two. So to Jersey we Go
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  Speaker 1: a follow up follow up to a story we also
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  Speaker 1: talked about in a previous episode. So as speculation arose
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  Speaker 1: that running back Breese Hall was not not a happy camper,
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  Speaker 1: he did not want to remain with the Jets. Trade
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  Speaker 1: deadline was earlier this week, and he's claiming now he's
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  Speaker 1: gonna set the records straight, or at least he did
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  Speaker 1: set the record straight. So Breeshall told an assembled gaggle
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  Speaker 1: of Gang Green reporters Gang Green reporters that he never, ever, ever,
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  Speaker 1: formally requested a trade from the Jets. Didn't do it,
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  Speaker 1: did not happen. All those Mallard monologues where we talked
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  Speaker 1: about Breese Hall demanding a trade that was all made up.
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  Speaker 1: It was all bull crap. Clearly, However, he did play.
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  Speaker 1: Breeshall played coy when asked whether or not he actually
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be traded or not. So he did play
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  Speaker 1: a little bit quoite the question for the esteem panel,
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  Speaker 1: you got running back Brisall saying that he never formally
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  Speaker 1: requested a trade from the Jets at the deadline. However,
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  Speaker 1: he did refuse to say if he wanted one. Can
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  Speaker 1: you deck code this one. So we're gonna wrestle with
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  Speaker 1: this one. We're gonna we're gonna decode it. Uh. And
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  Speaker 1: here's what my much thought. So so Bristol's out here.
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  Speaker 1: What he's doing is lawyering his way through the media
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  Speaker 1: like a guy caught with all the receipts on his phone.
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  Speaker 1: I never formally requested one, so place now I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: use my vintage about this, Sunny Bay. It's a vintage
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  Speaker 1: Star Trek Klingon translator ring. And these are very very
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  Speaker 1: hard to get. I got one on eBay a couple
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  Speaker 1: of years ago. It's a Star Trek Klingon translator ring.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to Captain Kirk, enemy of the show, so
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  Speaker 1: Breesehall wanted out. However, the paperwork got lost in the
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  Speaker 1: fax machine. How do you like them apples? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: the ticket, right, No, No, Hall's doing the day. It's
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  Speaker 1: the give me liberty or give me death speech, except
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  Speaker 1: it's please give me my homes or give me death. Well,
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  Speaker 1: looks like he'll be hanging out with the Grim Reaper.
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  Speaker 1: He thought he was getting a ticket to Kansas City,
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  Speaker 1: home of the Ben Maler chicken fingers and a pretty
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  Speaker 1: good football team. At Arrowhead and instead he ended up
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  Speaker 1: back in Florham Park, aka the football version of the
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  Speaker 1: never ending DMV line that does not move. So now
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  Speaker 1: Breese Hall is moonlighting. He's got a little side hustle.
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  Speaker 1: He's working at Lamps Plus and he's not gonna sell
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  Speaker 1: you a chandelier or a floor lamp. His specialty is
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  Speaker 1: gas lighting. So if you need some gas lighting, he's
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  Speaker 1: your guy. And yeah, no, I never wanted to leave.
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  Speaker 1: I never want to leave. Hey, numb nuts, you had
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  Speaker 1: a hashtag hashtag three twenty, which is his uniform number.
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  Speaker 1: You were basically standing outside the facility waving a flare
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  Speaker 1: gun and about to fire it in the sky. So
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  Speaker 1: standard dysfunction with the Jets, and you've got Quinn Williams.
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  Speaker 1: You juxtapose Breese Hall, who was sending out these not
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  Speaker 1: so subtle messages, and then you've got Breeze Hall meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: or Quinton Williams meanwhile, and who ended up in Dallas,
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  Speaker 1: who did want a trade, who asked for a trade,
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  Speaker 1: but we didn't find out about it until after he
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  Speaker 1: was traded. He kept it in the house, kept his
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  Speaker 1: mouth shut, didn't go to the social media, didn't do
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  Speaker 1: any of that, which is the wise move in case
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  Speaker 1: you don't actually get traded. Like Breese Hall in the meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: who was subtweeting the organization and playing the victim card
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  Speaker 1: from the bottom of the deck. He wanted to be traded,
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  Speaker 1: He needed to be traded. He desperately tried to get traded.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't happen, It didn't have it. So now he's
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  Speaker 1: doing the Dingleberry two step. You deny, you deflect, and
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  Speaker 1: you diffuse the triple D. Instead of getting handoffs and
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  Speaker 1: little screen passes from Patrick Mahomes, he's stuck in the
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  Speaker 1: boondocks of the NFL, Breeese Hall trudgling through the metropolis
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  Speaker 1: of misery that is the New York Jets. All right, now,
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  Speaker 1: speaking of Jets and former Jets, the last word, we
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  Speaker 1: circle around the audio device. We go to Indianapolis where
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  Speaker 1: it got real saucy. It got real saucy. So Sauce
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  Speaker 1: Gardner put on the horseshoe for the first time, coming
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  Speaker 1: off a concussion. He did not play in the Jets
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  Speaker 1: last game. Sauce was a full participant, we are told.
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  Speaker 1: In his first practice there is a clip of him
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  Speaker 1: dropping what would have been what was it drill. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't say it's an interception, but he dropped a ball
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  Speaker 1: that a game could have would have should have been
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  Speaker 1: an interception. So there was that. Now it is said
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  Speaker 1: to be a case where he is still not guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: to play this weekend. He hasn't been medically cleared. The
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  Speaker 1: culture going to Berlin because we need that. Who doesn't
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  Speaker 1: need football in Germany? I mean, my god, they're dying
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  Speaker 1: for it over there. They love that anyway. So a
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  Speaker 1: sauce Gardener not guaranteed to play in Berlin. He must
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  Speaker 1: meet with a bunch of doctors and clearly concussion protocol. Now,
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  Speaker 1: some more rewarts I love this out of an abundance
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  Speaker 1: of caution, believe the cult should be cautious and they
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  Speaker 1: should not put the player around there until he's fully
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  Speaker 1: ready to go. It would be a huge mistake, a
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  Speaker 1: huge mistake to rush sauce Gardener. So question should the
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  Speaker 1: Colts go slow and study slow in study with sauce
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  Speaker 1: Gardener or feed him to the falcons that is the
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  Speaker 1: opponent in Bertin. So nothing says medical caution like flying
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  Speaker 1: halfway across the world. If you will to play a
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  Speaker 1: international gimmick game, These games are mix that people don't
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  Speaker 1: really want them there. The NFL just wants their money.
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  Speaker 1: They're trying to indoctrinate future generations of fans. But just
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  Speaker 1: give sauce. Here's what you do. You put them on
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  Speaker 1: the plane, you have him take a nap, You get
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  Speaker 1: over there and you get him a broadwurst and some schnitzel.
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  Speaker 1: He'll be fine. Is this in study hall? This is
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  Speaker 1: the NFL and all that stuff. You don't trade multiple
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  Speaker 1: first round draft picks for a defensive back. And you're
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  Speaker 1: heading into week ten, so you have a limited amount
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  Speaker 1: of inventory left on the shelf, and you're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: why don't we just leave him back in the hotel
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  Speaker 1: in Berlin. He can do some hot yoga and stay
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  Speaker 1: in the day spot while the team gets ready to
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  Speaker 1: play Michael Pennix Junior and the Falcons. Well, that'll make sense.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good idea. No, who said that. Nobody would
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  Speaker 1: say that. Not at all, not a good idea. So
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  Speaker 1: you go all in, like the lap of luxury. You
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  Speaker 1: go all in, you push your chips in. This is
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  Speaker 1: the forever player. You're shut down defensive back. We'll see
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  Speaker 1: if it works out. And so this is a results
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  Speaker 1: based business. And Shane Steichen, the head coach there in Indy,
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  Speaker 1: he knows Jim Mersey's daughter who's running the show because
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  Speaker 1: Jim Mersey is dead, is probably singing Johnny Cash and
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  Speaker 1: June Carter's do it. Time's a wasting, all right, times
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  Speaker 1: a wasting, And Indy did not make this transaction to
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  Speaker 1: allow Sauce Gardner to hang out in a laboratory somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and just kind of chill out until you're one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: They went out for better or worse. Time will tell
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  Speaker 1: whether or not this is going to be an amazing
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  Speaker 1: dealer or not. I like the fact that they went
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  Speaker 1: for it. The only problem is the cults are now
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  Speaker 1: stuck with Indiana Jones at quarterback Daniel Jones, and that's
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  Speaker 1: a bad nightmare anyway. So you bought the JP Morgan stock.
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  Speaker 1: You bought the JP Morgan stock, not some penny pump
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  Speaker 1: and dump crypto scam. So you play him, you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to pay. The Jets already worked out the contract,
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  Speaker 1: So the advice from me would be just hit the
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  Speaker 1: drive through, grab a couple of corn dogs, some chili
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  Speaker 1: cheese fries at Wiener Schnitzel, they must have that in Germany.
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  Speaker 1: Here that's the only German food I eat. And then
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  Speaker 1: throw the sauce. Throw the sauce right on top there,
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  Speaker 1: and that's it, and you're good to go. And who
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  Speaker 1: says no? I don't see anybody saying no.
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  Speaker 1: we go there where Tua tongue of by Loa is
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  Speaker 1: hanging on by his fingernails. His performance has been lacking.
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  Speaker 1: The Dolphins are dismal to and seven to and seven
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  Speaker 1: the Miami Dolphins, and that has reignited debate about the
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  Speaker 1: future of Tua with the Dolphins. So if you haven't
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  Speaker 1: been following the latest on this, perhaps not. Both Tua
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  Speaker 1: tongue of by lawa and and Dolphin coach Mike McDaniel
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  Speaker 1: attempting to dispel the displeased fans of the Dolphins the
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  Speaker 1: notion that the quarterback is in jeopardy of losing losing
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  Speaker 1: the grip on the QB one status, that he's somehow
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  Speaker 1: in jeopardy now. To address that this week, he said, quote,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I'm playing to keep my job. Tongue
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  Speaker 1: of a. Lois said, I think I'm playing to help
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  Speaker 1: our team win every time. I think that's the objective
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  Speaker 1: of every quarterback that's playing close quote Okay, so that's
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  Speaker 1: a good jumping off point. Let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: To a tongue of Bai, Lois says he's not not
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  Speaker 1: playing to keep his Dolphin's job. Do you believe him?
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  Speaker 1: Does anyone in the room believe him? I am looking
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  Speaker 1: around the room here, I'm looking around and I don't
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  Speaker 1: see anyone in the room here with their hands raised.
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  Speaker 1: So I've got merry, go round, criminal mastermind and tofu,
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  Speaker 1: and we will combine all of these things together, and
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get a telescope and we're gonna stare at
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  Speaker 1: the beaver moon. So you don't need a telescope to
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  Speaker 1: stare at the beaver moon. It's right there in front
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  Speaker 1: of you, that big beaver moon right there. So number
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  Speaker 1: wa okay, So answer the question Tua saying that he
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  Speaker 1: is not again, he is not playing to keep the
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  Speaker 1: Dolphins job. You believe him? That would be two letters
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  Speaker 1: N plus oh no, no new. In fact, that is
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  Speaker 1: exactly what a guy would say when he is playing
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  Speaker 1: to keep his job, is it not? Oh, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: playing to keep my job. Want to bet on that
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  Speaker 1: Tua has been throwing like his arm has been buffering
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  Speaker 1: in real time. You know, it's just not quite right.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of buffering. You're like, what are you doing here?
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  Speaker 1: And it's the spin season. They don't get winter in
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  Speaker 1: South Florida, but it's spin season spin season there. Every
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  Speaker 1: time the numbers go down, down, down, they do the
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  Speaker 1: downward dog. They go south. These cats in Miami they
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  Speaker 1: talk about, you just try to help the team win.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we want to do. We just want to
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  Speaker 1: try to get better. To unscramble this for those that
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  Speaker 1: do not have the trained ear that some of us
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  Speaker 1: do have. If you look at this from an objective standpoint, right,
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  Speaker 1: every time the performance goes down to unscramble it, what
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  Speaker 1: they're saying is I can read the room and it's
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  Speaker 1: not good. So instead, I'm just going to go to
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  Speaker 1: sportscliche dot com, which, oh, by the way, we've contributed
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  Speaker 1: some cliches over the years of sportscliche dot com. So
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  Speaker 1: if you take the malar jumbo jet and put it
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  Speaker 1: in this sky from thirty thousand feet up and you
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  Speaker 1: look down, you know what this is. It's the Merry
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  Speaker 1: Go Round. The Merry Go Round, The Merry Go Round,
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  Speaker 1: the Merry Go Round. So we are setting ourselves up
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  Speaker 1: for an epic, silly season of reject quarterbacks. If you
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  Speaker 1: enjoy the quarterback shuffle, we are set up pretty pretty
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  Speaker 1: nicely for that, the QB Merry Go Round. So two
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  Speaker 1: us headed towards that, the quarterback carousel. You're starting to
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  Speaker 1: look ahead. We're past the midway point of the NFL season.
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  Speaker 1: Who is going to be in the transfer portal? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm on my big board. Not a list, not a
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  Speaker 1: list to terry in England, not a list on my
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  Speaker 1: big board at this point, right now today, here are
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  Speaker 1: the quarterbacks most likely, most likely that can be yours
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  Speaker 1: if the price is right. So I've got Kyler, Murray,
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  Speaker 1: Alligator Arms, Murray CJ. Stroud. Oh you can't say that, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: ask mister irrigation about that, even I even the terrible
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  Speaker 1: things he sucks. So Murray CJ. Stroud, Trevor Lawrence is
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  Speaker 1: the third quarterback there and Tua Tongue Bai lois number four.
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  Speaker 1: Now if you want number five, number five, If you
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  Speaker 1: want number five, that would be Brock Purty. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: you just signed the condrag. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just putting out that the Niners offense hasn't been all
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  Speaker 1: that much worse when Brock Purty hasn't played. That been great,
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  Speaker 1: But they haven't been that much worse. And so it's like, went,
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  Speaker 1: why'd you pay brock party? And if he doesn't come
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  Speaker 1: back and play at a high level, you look at
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  Speaker 1: that in the offseason you say, Okay, can we a
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  Speaker 1: find a sucker to take this dead weight off our hands?
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  Speaker 1: And b if we do find a sucker who were
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  Speaker 1: going to play at quarterback, do we take one of
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  Speaker 1: these other rejecks. So there's a lot of moving parts
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  Speaker 1: to that. Now back to the Dolphins, right, So for now,
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins suck and Tua has already got the money,
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  Speaker 1: money man money, one hundred and sixty seven million guaranteed
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  Speaker 1: for a guy that can't play. It's wild, right, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: is there any other business in America other than Wall Street?
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  Speaker 1: I know my business. They don't. They stopped giving raises
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  Speaker 1: years ago, but just in general, like one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty seven million guaranteed, my god, and he never developed.
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  Speaker 1: And the only thing he's developed, I guess is hemorrhoids.
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  Speaker 1: If he sits on the bench for a while to
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  Speaker 1: he's cashing those checks. They backed up a fleet, a
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  Speaker 1: convoy of Brinks trucks, and now they've got a quarterback who,
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  Speaker 1: when he's on top of his game, is a mid
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  Speaker 1: tier quarterback at best. They have a lame dunk, lame
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  Speaker 1: lame duck coach, a guy that you're doing a podcast
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  Speaker 1: about coffee and whatnot. The GM was given a long
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  Speaker 1: walk off a short pier. So the GM's going so
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  Speaker 1: it's no longer fins up. It's fins flop. It's fins flop.
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  Speaker 1: Now as a rule of thumb. When a quarterback has
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  Speaker 1: to tell you that he's not playing to keep his job,
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  Speaker 1: that is a dead dear, What dead dear? What it is?
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  Speaker 1: He's hearing footsteps? And how could you not? How could
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  Speaker 1: you not hear footsteps? If you're to a tongue of
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  Speaker 1: by Lord? Now turning the page, we head to the
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  Speaker 1: peach state of Georgia. We go to Georgia. Trade deadline
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  Speaker 1: of course gone, and they're doing a lot of analyzing
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  Speaker 1: under the microscope of what happened and what didn't happen.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the great failures, one of the great
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  Speaker 1: debacles of the NFL this year, is in Atlanta. I
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  Speaker 1: know Tommy in Atlanta loves this unless he does it.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy used to call well, he used to send messages
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  Speaker 1: in on social media. But then he drives a truck
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  Speaker 1: and they put cameras in the truck so he can't
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  Speaker 1: interact with the show. You can listen, but he can't
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  Speaker 1: interact anyway. Atlanta failed to unload their veteran quarterback, which
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  Speaker 1: everyone assumed the only reason you would bring this guy
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  Speaker 1: back is to trade him, and you didn't do it,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're stuck with him. So the question, how
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  Speaker 1: would you describe Kirk cousins time with the Atlanta Falcons,
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  Speaker 1: which is still going on. The Falcons heading to Germany
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  Speaker 1: to Berlin this weekend to play a game against the Colts.
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  Speaker 1: As America outsources, football bad football Cults aren't bad this year,
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  Speaker 1: but Atlanta's pretty mediocre, all right. So here's the deal.
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  Speaker 1: So after citing Kirk Cousins, they already had their quarterback,
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  Speaker 1: and then they drafted Michael Penick junior after they agreed
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  Speaker 1: to deal with Kirk Cousins, So that made him. That
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  Speaker 1: made Initially Cousins was the starter, and then eventually, obviously
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  Speaker 1: not long after that mid season last year, Michael penneckx
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  Speaker 1: junior took over. Now, Cousins is basically an expensive house plant,
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  Speaker 1: is what. He make sure to water the house plan
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  Speaker 1: every now and again. So the booby prize, the booby
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  Speaker 1: prize in the money pit, Kirk Cousins. You know what
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  Speaker 1: this guy is. They should teach classes someday. They will
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  Speaker 1: teach classes about how to how to pull a fast
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  Speaker 1: one on the people in professional sports. Kirk Cousins is
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  Speaker 1: a criminal mastermind. What are you talking about? He's just
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  Speaker 1: a harmless football player he's a criminal mastermind. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: wear a hoodie, he doesn't wear a ski mask, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have a handgun, he doesn't have a knife, doesn't
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  Speaker 1: have any kind of bloody knuckles or any of that.
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  Speaker 1: And when this is all done, he is likely walking
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  Speaker 1: away at the end of the year with ninety million,
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  Speaker 1: ninety million bucks. And how many starts did the Atlanta
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  Speaker 1: Falcons get. Assuming Cousins doesn't play anymore this year, Pennix
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  Speaker 1: Junior will be back, and he has returned last week.
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  Speaker 1: He'll continue on. So that would be ninety million dollars
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  Speaker 1: for fifteen starts. Now, using malor math, very important, this
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  Speaker 1: Mallard math. Using malar math, that works out the six
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  Speaker 1: million dollars per start. That's assuming he doesn't start another game.
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  Speaker 1: So over a full seventeen game season, we're talking about
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  Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars. That is some serious pork barrel spending,
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  Speaker 1: is what that is, right, that's right out of Capitol Hill.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's DC politics, pork barrel spending. And imagine Arthur Blank.
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  Speaker 1: Now I know he didn't start Home Depot by himself,
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  Speaker 1: but he was one of the early people on Home Depot.
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  Speaker 1: He and a partner. So if Arthur Blank ran home
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  Speaker 1: depot the way he runs his football team, the Atlanta Falcons,
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  Speaker 1: every man, woman and child when they need a two
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  Speaker 1: by four would be going to lows. They wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: going to home depot because there would be no home depot.
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta essentially said, hey, why don't we pay this guy
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  Speaker 1: as our franchise quarterback and then we're not going to
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  Speaker 1: use him as that. Don't get me wrong, we like him,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna have him as our emotional support veteran quarterback. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's great. That's how's that going good? Yes? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Brought in a very expensive insurance policy who initially was
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  Speaker 1: not their insurance policy, and then and then started hobbling
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  Speaker 1: around on the field, and before you know it, he
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  Speaker 1: became the insurance policy. All right. Now, final point to
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  Speaker 1: La La Land we go high speed sports wire the
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  Speaker 1: La Rams announced. The Rams announced this week that they
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  Speaker 1: signed kicker Harrison MeVis to their practice squad. And this
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  Speaker 1: move comes after Joshua Carty cost the Rams a game
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  Speaker 1: by his incompetent slow kick against the Eagles that was
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  Speaker 1: blocked and returned for a touchdown. One of the all
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  Speaker 1: time bad beats gambling on NFL football so bad you
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: thought Scary Terry might have been playing in the game.
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  Speaker 1: I kidd because I care anyway. So the Rams have
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  Speaker 1: some special teams issues. They play with forty nine ers
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  Speaker 1: this weekend, always a great NFC West rival. We you
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: and those teams get together and you look at it.
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  Speaker 1: We know Sean McVay is evaluating outside options. So the
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  Speaker 1: question is, why would I bring this up? Number one?
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  Speaker 1: Number two? Why should you care? Why should anybody care
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  Speaker 1: about the Rams signing kicker Harrison MeVis to the practice squad.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you why. All right, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you why, because this is not your average tofu
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  Speaker 1: eating kicker. This is someone we can get behind. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's built like a full back. He's the next great
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  Speaker 1: Fat Hope. He's the next great Fat Hope. Harrison MeVis.
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  Speaker 1: He's known as the Thicker Kicker. Now you know that's good.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's a good name, The Thicker Kicker. He's
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  Speaker 1: five eleven, he's listed at two forty, looks fatter than
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  Speaker 1: that and appears if you look at him, he's built
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  Speaker 1: more like a center on an offensive line, not lining
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  Speaker 1: up for fifty yard field goals or fifty five yard
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  Speaker 1: field goals. So he's basically the buffet line version of
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  Speaker 1: Brandon Aubrey the Cowboys with that booming leg Brandon Aubrey. Well,
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  Speaker 1: he's like that, except he's just fat and he can
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  Speaker 1: actually kick. Some of the numbers are pretty good. Has
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  Speaker 1: had a real opportunity in the NFL. He's been on
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  Speaker 1: some practice squads and whatnot. He had a cult following
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  Speaker 1: at Missou at Missouri there he's been bouncing around the
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  Speaker 1: Carolina Panthers, the New York Jets, so those aren't really
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  Speaker 1: NFL teams, the UFLS Birmingham Stallions. I would argue the
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  Speaker 1: Stallions are closer to an NFL team than the Jets
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  Speaker 1: at this point. Anyway, The point is get to the point, please.
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  Speaker 1: So the point is this guy MIVS Harrison Mebs is
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  Speaker 1: now in LA and he's eating at the team facility,
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  Speaker 1: trying to take Joshua Cardy's job away, and I'm here
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  Speaker 1: for it. Kickers are not real football players, so why
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  Speaker 1: not just change it up. The guy's not getting the
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  Speaker 1: job done. The Rams kicker. Some of these dopey power rankings,
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  Speaker 1: which I don't pay much attention to one of you idiots.
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  Speaker 1: I forget, I forget. I think it was Mike it
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  Speaker 1: it might have been somebody else by this guy. Mike
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  Speaker 1: sends me a lot of stuff, so it might have
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  Speaker 1: been him. I think it was him. Anyway, did you
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  Speaker 1: see Fox Sports come at the rams number one atop
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  Speaker 1: the power ranking? And then I wrote back, whoopie damn
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  Speaker 1: do one word, and which is more than I usually.
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  Speaker 1: I don't usually right back to anybody. I'm very bad
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  Speaker 1: about that bad I don't usually write back, but I
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  Speaker 1: wrote back, WHOOPI dam do one word because that's my
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  Speaker 1: feeling of that. Whoopye damn do. I say, let the
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  Speaker 1: thicker kicker eat. Let him eat all the delicious meats
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  Speaker 1: and cheeses and all the fruits in the world. Let
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  Speaker 1: him do it. He can ram it all day, he
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  Speaker 1: can ram it all night at the buffet. I say,
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  Speaker 1: no problem, as long as you kick it through the uprights.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. This guy, because he's fat, the great fat
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  Speaker 1: Hope the thicker kicker talking about Harrison MeVis. This guy's
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: a sideshow. If he nails a couple of kicks, gets
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: an opportunity and nails a couple of kicks. It's a
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: just add water situation. Just add water and he becomes
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: an instant folk hero. I catch its. It's like a glitch.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: We talked earlier on the Overnight Show about alligator arms,
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: Kyler Murray the little fella. When you look at Kyler
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: bur and I've seen him play in person, I think
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  Speaker 1: twice obviously on TV a lot. When you watch him,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: it looks like your TV's broke. It looks like your
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: TV's broke. It's like, well, why is one of the players.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Is that an avatar? That's not a real person. They
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: are too small? What's going on with that? So you
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: have that, and then on the other side, you have
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: this kicker, Harrison MeVis, who also in a different way
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: because he's chubby. He's the thicker kicker. He doesn't look
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: like a kicker because you expect kickers to be little people,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: little fun sized people, but he's not.
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  Speaker 5: We are now in the fifth year of seventeen regular
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: season games, and it seems every year we talk about
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: someone who is on pace to break Calvin Johnson's single
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: season receiving record, but it never happens. This year, the
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: person on pace is Jackson Smith and Jigba Ben. Do
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  Speaker 5: you think he gets it done?
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  Speaker 2: No?
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: No, My answers always no, because you have a better
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: chance of winning with no. You have two chances of winning.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You have underperformance and you have injury. If one of
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: those two things happens, you don't break Calvin Johnson's record.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: The only way you break the record is sustained domination
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: over the course of the season. So I'm gonna go no.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Plus you got Sam Donald. Donald's gonna have a couple
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: of stickers along the way, guarantee next.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: Retired All Star Charles Oakley made a podcast appearance this
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: week where he slammed Charles Barkley for being a hypocrite.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: Oakley pointed out that Barkley clowns this generation for teaming up,
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: but Barkley did the same thing when he teamed up
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: with Hakeem and Scottie Pippen and Houston Ben.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Does he have a point now?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Those guys were washed off that's lane. Those guys were
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: at the end of their careers.
• 36:58
  Speaker 5: Next, Turner returned to Indiana for the first time, he
• 37:01
  Speaker 5: got a chorus of booze. He said after the game,
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: it was disheartening, frustrating. You give ten years of your life,
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: your blood, your sweat, your tears. Yeah, good, Ben, question,
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: were the booze uncalled for?
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Uh? No, list is Miles Turner deserved the booze. He
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: went to a division rival. He deserved the booze.
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  Speaker 1: Now, anyway, we go to ask Ben. Your questions are
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  Speaker 1: answers for the rest of the hour. Over to the
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• 37:50
  Speaker 4: All right, Ben, this question is from Gunner.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Let's be riveting. I'm sure it's a great question if
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: it came from Gunner.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Well, it's a question I believe we've had in the past,
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: but I don't know since we've had Lorena.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Or always new people.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: That's true, that is true. The question is what is
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: your favorite soup?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: So I'm a traditionalist with soup. I love chicken soup.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I love mazza ball soup. As an adult, my palate
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I've added like a tomato bisk I like French onion,
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: big French onion. I would say French onions my number
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: two Matza ball because I grew up with that, and
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: then French onion. What about you, Lorena?
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: Ooh, it's so hard. I'm a soup girl. I love
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: soup a Tuscana. I love split pea soup.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: But my Italian do you like Italian wedding singer soup?
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Do you like that? No?
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Not really?
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: But one of my favorite soups is like a good
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: creamy mushroom soup. Corn chowder. Oh stop.
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Cool, I think I gotta go. Probably clam chowder is
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: my favorite all time. But French onions up there as well.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: You didn't see chatta you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Problem chotta chota chowder.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: I do a little good lobster bisk too.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's not Lops's lobsterock lapstack'. So a lot of T
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: shirts and those gift shops in Portland, Maine. They say lapstock.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: All right, what's next? What do we have here?
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: A fird dog would like to know. Hi, Fergie, what
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: do you put on your hot dogs? Just mustard for me,
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: That's what ferd dog said.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Uh No. I when I go to Costco and I
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: get the Costco hot dog dollar fifty Costco hot dog
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: and drink, I will I will go mustard, ketchup mustard.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I'll do a little dot little dot dot dot dot
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: dot polka dot is what I do. So I have
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: both larena.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get. I like a lot of flavor varieties.
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: So I'll actually split my hot dog in half. I'll
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: do mustard on one side and then on the other side,
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I'll do ketchup in relish. Yeah, maybe I did across
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: the whole thing for.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Funion is not terrible cool.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: I had a Costco hot dog for lunch yesterday.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Planes a lot congratulations.
• 40:01
  Speaker 4: What does that mean? Anyway?
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: I went with ketchup and mustard like you Ben back
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: when Costco still did the onions.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: I did put onions on. There was I missed.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: They don't have onions anymore, they do, not know.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Some locations do, but not really. Some locations yeah, not
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: here though, that's the problem. All right, what's next? We
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: go to the one Vancouver coop. They got everything at
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: the one in Vancouver. Okay, all right, I'm gonna move
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: to Vancouver just for the costco right across from the
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: NHL arena. There they have the greatest costco. What's next?
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: What do we have here?
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: Lady Sideburns wants Lady Sideburns. I think we've had this
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: discussion before. I don't know if it was on this
• 40:37
  Speaker 5: show or a different show, but I want to know.
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: When using a public toilet, do you line the seat
• 40:42
  Speaker 5: with toilet paper or is your ass making direct content
• 40:45
  Speaker 5: contact with the latrine?
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? I use two of those seat covers because one's not.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I have a big ass, so I use two of them.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: So I go, I'm gonna I double up on that, Lorena.
• 40:56
  Speaker 6: I actually mount the toilet and.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Squat over.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: It.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: You're very athletic, Lorraina, You're much more athletic than me.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I tried that one time. It made for a great podcast.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: It also made quite the best what about you coop?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Bare ass, bare ass?
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: I wipe it down first, and then I just said,
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: you know, you're an animal.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: You're an animal. Go to some of those truck stops
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: in New Jersey. You see if you do that next?
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, quickly, quick, all right, you are going to an
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: adult car You're invited to an adult costume party.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: Mandatory to wear costume. What are you dressing up as?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Man? That's kind of an odd question. There's nothing better
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: than that. I dressed up as a cowboy. I had
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: to go to a party a couple of weeks ago
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: with there's a cowboy lorrain, A quick eys, A magical unicorn.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Cool an actor, please,