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2038 - Welcome to Plathville (s8e4) "That Dog Won't Hunt" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to pink Shade. Welcome to Wednesday. That
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  Speaker 1: means that we won't say whitey Wednesday. We say that
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  Speaker 1: over on Patriot with the plaus I didn't come up
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  Speaker 1: with it, and it's funny every time. No, this is
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  Speaker 1: welcome to Platville Wednesday. We keep it cute and nice
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  Speaker 1: over here on the well. No, not when it comes.
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  Speaker 2: Toy wasp waspy Wednesday.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, we'll take it. Well, this is welcome to Plathvild Day.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, as angry as we are, we hadn't
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  Speaker 1: gotten that much pushbrack good. It's pretty good, pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: Now I want to read you before we get started.
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  Speaker 1: We have a gal that is very active over on Patreon,
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  Speaker 1: and she sent the following and I wrote and said,
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  Speaker 1: may I read this because it's really really good. Her
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  Speaker 1: name is Minxy. I don't think that's her god given name.
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  Speaker 1: I believe that's her name, But she says, I am
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  Speaker 1: an educated person and I absolutely adore the English language.
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  Speaker 1: I don't swear because I believe for every swear word,
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  Speaker 1: there are a hundred other words that can deliver as
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  Speaker 1: devastating a blow in any exchange. With that, said Kim
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  Speaker 1: Plath can fuck right off. It's pretty good because I thought,
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  Speaker 1: oh no, we're going into a curse, right she says,
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  Speaker 1: what a horrible human being. She actually smirked when the
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  Speaker 1: producers asked her if she would apologize to her daughter
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  Speaker 1: Lydia at the family sit down. Kim believes she does
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  Speaker 1: not owe her an apology because, in her minuscule mind,
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  Speaker 1: she has done nothing wrong. She was simply caring about
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  Speaker 1: her daughter. This is a blatant line with the assistant
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  Speaker 1: of her trugli dyite sons. She actively plotted against her
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  Speaker 1: own daughter the week of her wedding. She did her
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  Speaker 1: best to poison the well against Zach with her sons
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  Speaker 1: and the youngest daughters. She also does not have a
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  Speaker 1: strong enough sense of self to simply appreciate how lucky
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  Speaker 1: Lydia is. Do you have found Zach? And how truly
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  Speaker 1: happy she is? Others happiness galls Kim because she lacks
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  Speaker 1: generosity of spirit yes with the Dui under her belt,
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  Speaker 1: finding a cash like kk Kim, and lacking any meaningful
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  Speaker 1: relationship with her daughters. One might say the carbra truck
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  Speaker 1: has swhite sweet Kimmy fingers crossed. It keeps rolling over
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  Speaker 1: her for years and years to comb Oh yeah, so.
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  Speaker 2: Minxy feels a little harsh given what happened to Kim. Well,
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  Speaker 2: we don't just I'm not gonna say that, but I do.
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  Speaker 2: I always say, got from dayline. Karma drives a big
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  Speaker 2: but and she knows everybody's address, and she's coming for Kim.
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  Speaker 1: I said that too my husband the other night. Karma
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  Speaker 1: drives a big bus and it's coming for everybody. And
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember in what were we talking about somebody
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  Speaker 1: in the current administration? Were we talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
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  Speaker 1: Were we talking about Unplath Like, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: we were talking about, but I said, Karma drives a
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  Speaker 1: big bus and it comes for everybody. But that's not
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  Speaker 1: the corrects it knows everybody's address.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we got it from a dateline somebody who
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  Speaker 2: it was like a guest on dateline who's oh when
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  Speaker 2: in their family had been killed? And they were like,
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  Speaker 2: Karma drives a big bus and knows everybody's address. And
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  Speaker 2: we loved it so much, put it on shirts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that too. I love that too. Well,
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: let's talk about the plass. This is season eight, episode four.
• 3:55
  Speaker 1: That Dog Won't hunt. Ye, that dog won't hunt. Fisher
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  Speaker 1: cut bake. Dog won't not? Can I bet that dog?
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  Speaker 1: So we're at the Plot family farm. Since Lydia is
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  Speaker 1: not there, kid is now the dishwasher. Kid's washing this
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  Speaker 1: mother effort.
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  Speaker 2: Kim Plath will not lift a finger. No, there's never
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  Speaker 2: been a lazier person on TV. And I'm including Beavis.
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  Speaker 1: And butt Head and.
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  Speaker 2: Every teenage boy that ever was on our screens. And
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  Speaker 2: jove on, Kim is so fucking lazy and she you
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  Speaker 2: should not have eighteen children if you are not willing
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  Speaker 2: to lift a finger.
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  Speaker 1: That's why you have the children.
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  Speaker 2: So you have the But isn't there a period at
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  Speaker 2: the beginning when the first babies are not able to
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  Speaker 2: do chores?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: Age in my mouth, And that's probably annoying for people.
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  Speaker 2: What age can you teach them to start doing chores?
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  Speaker 2: And do you have to do chores those first few years?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you're like never again.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, once that youngest one gets to five and can
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  Speaker 1: really start doing the manual labor and get a little
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  Speaker 1: stool and wash those dishes, it's over for you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've just burped. I played it all wrong. I played
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  Speaker 1: it all wrong. I should have had more. Okay, So, yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's true.
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  Speaker 2: You invite your kids back to your home and then
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  Speaker 2: you're all doing stuff for them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, inviting, they're just here. So Barry drives up and
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  Speaker 1: Kim goes out to greet him, and Barry says, Barry,
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  Speaker 1: this is.
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  Speaker 2: My favorite scene that has ever happened on TV.
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  Speaker 1: Barry says, well, I'm here on delivering oats for the
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  Speaker 1: cows and the horses. This is part of my arrangement
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  Speaker 1: with Kim.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, she says again, she's not gonna do anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna go to the store. She's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: look this up again.
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  Speaker 2: Why pick a farm which requires so much labor to
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  Speaker 2: upkeep a farm? She might do better in a condo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: someone else takes care of things.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, just press that con that button and be like,
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  Speaker 1: I need the super to come and fix myself. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So he asked Ken where do I put it? And
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  Speaker 1: Ken goes all right, And what that meant was the
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  Speaker 1: girls take care of all the animals. Oh, because you
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  Speaker 1: know who does it, Kim Kim. But the funniest thing
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  Speaker 1: is Barry's like, I got it. It just picks up
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  Speaker 1: this like two hundred pound bag and walks on nothing
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  Speaker 1: for him, nothing, it's nothing for Barry. So Barry says
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  Speaker 1: he's jacked. So Barry says, uh so, what's been going
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  Speaker 1: on over here my home where I lived for thirty years?
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  Speaker 1: And Ken goes huhh and what he said there was, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've been working with Ethan on the barn and Barry
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  Speaker 1: says it is talking head. It seems weird. Yeah, in
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  Speaker 1: a number of ways. So I just try to be casual,
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  Speaker 1: try to be nonchalant.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, this I've never seen two people be more awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Ever, and I was a very awkward teenager. Have these
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  Speaker 2: men never had a human conversation?
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: Are they?
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  Speaker 2: Ai? It's like they're having two different mad libs conversations. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to match them up, because like Ken will
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: be like, oh love Pizza, I love Pisa, and then
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  Speaker 2: Barry will be like, yeah, I root for the the Rangers,
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  Speaker 2: and then Ken will be like.
• 8:01
  Speaker 1: Which guy where you wanted a film?
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  Speaker 2: Or and Barry will be like, I really love Yellowstone
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  Speaker 2: on TV. I think it's that Kevin Costner is good.
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  Speaker 2: It's completely too I think Barry can't understand Ken, so
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  Speaker 2: he's guessing what you're saying, yes, and then trying to
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  Speaker 2: have the appropriate response.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's a that's a good call. So Barry goes,
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: so settling in, Okay, to my home here, settling in?
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  Speaker 1: All right? And uh and I Kin goes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Settling's gone myself one here now, Kimberly, would you like
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  Speaker 1: to talk? I don't know if there's I speak drunk redneck,
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  Speaker 1: so I know what he's saying, but I'm wondering if
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  Speaker 1: you know what some of his things might be that
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: he was hoping that he could bring, because if not,
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  Speaker 1: I've got a picture for you. Would you like to
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  Speaker 1: take a picture?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So these are some of the things that kN likes.
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  Speaker 1: Christ these are some of the things that Ken likes. Ken,
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  Speaker 1: as you guys know, was trying to sell some slave
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  Speaker 1: memorabilia and uh, don't miss the opportunity to own a
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  Speaker 1: piece of real American history. He was gonna take four
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars for that. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm still so mad about that reviewer who said
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  Speaker 2: that we were calling these people racist. Is based on facts.
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  Speaker 2: This is stuff they are posting.
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  Speaker 1: This is nothing compared to the rest of his Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, a slave restraint ball and someone in the comments wrote,
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  Speaker 3: this is pretty fucked up, and he replied, you must
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  Speaker 3: be a liberal.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tiffany Palombo. Tiffany Palombo in the comments, we don't
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  Speaker 1: know you, but we still.
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  Speaker 2: We applaud you.
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we applaud you. I'll take this off the screen.
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  Speaker 2: It's upsetting anyway, upsetting. It's just so upsetting.
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  Speaker 1: When he says he doesn't have all this stuff, he's
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  Speaker 1: missing his Civil War millimeror Baillia.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, I went really soft when I joked about
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  Speaker 2: a Confederate flag. I didn't know how what much worse
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: That's bad. But you guys just check out his Facebook,
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  Speaker 1: Ken the Palmer check it out. I mean, just terrible stuff. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And again, I'm not gonna now, I'm not gonna feel
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  Speaker 2: bad forever making fun of Kim because this is the
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  Speaker 2: person she's chosen to spend her life with and moved
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  Speaker 2: into a home with her young children, with her young children.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he says, I don't have all my stuff here,
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  Speaker 1: and Barry goes yeah, yeah, yeah, good to hear. Yeah again,
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  Speaker 1: two different conversations, and talking to Kin says it's so
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  Speaker 1: weird and Barry asked me how I was selling in
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  Speaker 1: and what he said there was I felt weird when
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  Speaker 1: Barry asked me how I was settling in. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Barry and I don't have a lot of the same likes,
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  Speaker 1: but we do get along. Ken's likes our slave memorabilia
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  Speaker 1: and Barry's likes are working out. Yeah, okay, just checking. Okay,
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: Barry may Barry may also like slave may Also, we don't.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: Know he likes being jacked more.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, he likes to feel that blood pumping.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, two steroids.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it would be hard for a man that
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: aged off of a sudden get that jack. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He's at least taking testosterone supplements.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: He's doing a lot of pumping.
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  Speaker 2: But I think they don't believe in doctors, so I
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  Speaker 2: think he's getting it off of the streets somewhere.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's it's all off the table of what
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  Speaker 1: they believe in at this point.
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  Speaker 2: That's true.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So, uh Ken tells Barry he's enjoyed getting to
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  Speaker 1: snow Ethan. Okay, you're the only one.
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  Speaker 2: And does Ethan speak around you?
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  Speaker 1: Uh Ken says, you know Ethan was living up north.
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  Speaker 1: You know what that.
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  Speaker 2: Means, the gaze.
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: He was with the gaze. Yeah, he said Ethan was
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: living up north, so I didn't get to talk to
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  Speaker 1: him much. But now he's back in Georgia where he belongs.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: And Barry goes, yeah, you know, he and Teacan broke
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: up and that was rough. That was rough. So Ken
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: says to Barry, a relationships anybody, And Barry says, I
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  Speaker 1: think you asked if I was dating and so no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not yet, and Ken goes, yeah, I got he's into
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: the kind of like how I just like, he's right
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  Speaker 1: into your wife, you know what I mean?
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: This is how Boom Howard talks on King of the Hill.
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  Speaker 1: It's so Ken tells Barry he has to ease into dating. Ken,
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  Speaker 1: you eased right into this man's white and home. It's hilarious.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Someone talking to Barry goes, yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: not like I want to talk to Ken about my
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  Speaker 1: dating life, although it would be funny if I asked him,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: how's it going with Kim? Let me give you a
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  Speaker 1: few pointers? Good luck, So Barry tells Ken, yeah, when
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: we first moved out, Now this was weird and somewhere
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: in this storyline it is production driven, but I can't
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: figure out exactly where, right, yeah, Barry tells Ken. God.
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: When we first moved out here, you know, Kim was
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: very introjuicing, Like does she juice these days? Does she
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: used the big juicer? Because she's sure as shit doesn't
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: look like she's been juicing. You know what I'm saying.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: She's on a different juice. She's on some Jesus juice.
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: Hear me, you hear me on that one. Big Ken
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  Speaker 1: got that juicer.
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: Chubs, no fabbies in my dating profile?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. So Barry gets to the point he's
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: pump and iron. He wants the juicer. Okay, yeah, So
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: they walk around. I looked it up. A juicer could
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: be anywhere from like one hundred and fifty to five
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars, so they're not cheap.
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  Speaker 2: This one was not that big, but I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if bigger is better.
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  Speaker 1: They kept talking about how big it was, and I
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  Speaker 1: was like.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Right, a little, not that big at all.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know my juicer, so I don't know.
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: He was very Can I miss it like I thought
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: I was expecting, like a printing press machine? Yes, like that,
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  Speaker 2: like you walk in in the whole room is the
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: juicer you can get it. It's like the size of
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: like a blender, a shoe box.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So Barry gets to the point he wants the big
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  Speaker 1: juicer and obviously Kim's not using it, you know what
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Ken, So they walk around and Barry literally
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, that looks wait, that's mine. And he's
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: just looking around like, wait, there's a lot of shit
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: in here. That still mine. So they go into the house,
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: which is full of shit. The house is just hoarder's paradise. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: remember eleven people lived there and it didn't look.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: Like it didn't look like this. No, they let their
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: children have things correct.
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: So he finds the juicer and he goes, uh, so,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: let me check out that jukebox. Well, that's that's really nifty.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: You want to play me some Neil Diamond. So Barry says, yeah,
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: the house doesn't look like what it did when I
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: lived in the house. There's a lot of stuff there yet,
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: lots of stuff, and I understand blending two houses. Yeah,
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: it's got a cozy feel, yeah, real cozy feel, like
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: my god goat path from room to room.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: So shady.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I love it, and talking head Ken's aggressive.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. Ken says Barry isn't easily around for
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: very long, but when he does get here, we get along.
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  Speaker 1: So Barry says, Ken is kind of stoic. So I
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: don't spend time trying to dissect and analyze his non
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: verbals or his verbals, because I don't know what the
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: fuck he's saying.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: So good, Harry wins. Harry just Verry will want to
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: do his win like.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: And he goes, but I don't. I don't get bad vibes.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: I don't get bad vibes. All right, that's good because
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: he lives through three children. Yeah. So over in kro
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: at Russell's military vehicles, Ethan sees his buddy, his boss, Russell.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: He is helping Russell. He's Russell got his scripts the
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  Speaker 1: night before and he memorized it.
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  Speaker 2: He is for TV. He has all the soundbites.
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  Speaker 1: Russell said, Oh, I'm moving this story along.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Taylor was trying to do that last week. It didn't work.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: It did work.
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  Speaker 2: Russell has it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: Russell has it. So dog will hunt, this dog will hunt.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Russell. You know, Ethan just sort of mumbles
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: to Russell trying to talk to him. He's like, yeah,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: and I was clean.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: This can get along because it's just like.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and actually they probably just will speak.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah grunts and grunts, and it'll be like, how.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Was it when you lived up with those Yankees up north?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: So he was in Minnesota, so technically.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: It's pretty purple?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Red and blue?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? Okay. So Russell talks about how great Ethan is,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: how smart he is, you know, he like had him
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: come over and tested him and he was like he's really,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: you know, great with his work. Russell says, you know, Ethan,
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  Speaker 1: I want to retire and I wish I had somebody
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  Speaker 1: to take this shop over. I turned down work every day,
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: like if you could really work here with me. Business
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  Speaker 1: is booming, and he jokes with Ethan. He goes, oh,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get you a shirt. You know, He'll say Russell's
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: right here and he think goes mumble, mumble, and he goes, ah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: even get you a black shirt, which was hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: It is hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Ethan expects so little out of life. He's probably
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: like that would convince him to like move somewhere and
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: do a job. If he got a cool.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Shirt that he liked, as long as it's a black
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  Speaker 1: T shirt style.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: As long as a black T shirt.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're good, and he goes Ethan goes, no, I
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: gotta I got somebody else's name on my heart. In
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: the Talking Head, he tells us he has not spoken
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  Speaker 1: with Tigan. He has no idea what she's up to.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So she could be dating somebody.
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  Speaker 2: Else, right, just go in person and find out, and
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: none of these people on social media.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if he just I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's how they met on social media, so I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if he just blocked her so he'dn't have to
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: see her, or he says, she gave me the freedom
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: to move here and see what I want. Is that
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: what he calls when you dump somebody, you have now
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: have the freedom to do what you want. H He says.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Being in george is nice, but not without her. And
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: no matter how much I wanted to come back to Georgia,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: my heart is where she is. So, by the way,
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: this never worked at Olivia, it's not going to work
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: with Tigan. Okay, So he tells Russell he's moving to
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Wisconsin and Rosa goes, wow, okay, you tell Tigan. Uh
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: uh okay, if you told your parents? No, okay. So
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Teagan doesn't know you're coming to move there. Nope. Hadn't
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: talked to her in a while, so I'm sure it'll
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: be fine. So I'm talking to her. He says, I'm
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: not going to tell Tigan that I'm moving there because
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: she won't believe me because I've said it so many times.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: So I'm just going to go there and take the risk.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: And uh, no, I didn't tell my family because everybody's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: got an opinion and their opinion doesn't matter. I'm gonna
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: do what i want.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Great.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: Wow. So Russell goes, you got any pictures of that
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: little lady that's got your heart? And he, like a
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: normal person would pull out their phone, Yeah, pulls out
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: his wallet like a dad, like old picture nineteen eighty seven,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, pulls out some photos of Tegan and
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, you got a receipt there. He says
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: it's a receipt that he has from a date, as
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: like from a moment, like I'm a mentor when they
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: went on a date. Okay, okay, so Russell and He's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: like smiling. He's looking at the pictures, goes, I know
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you had top teeth.
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Like Forrest.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Like Forrest is no top teeth. So Russell says, so
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: what are you going to tell your family? And you
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: probably when I'm on the road, I was like, that
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: sounds about right, sounds about right.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I thought the family was going to work on communication.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And Russell goes, so you got a place to
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: live and everything, and he goes, nope, just go get
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: my car and go there.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: And it is that white man thing, like I feel
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: like a woman could never do this because you need
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: like a safe place to stay, like where are you
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: going to sleep, Like you need at least five people
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: to know where you're gonna be, so yes, in case
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: something happens or you get kidnapped.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Uh huh yeah, all of that.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going the open road.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the Open Road calls him in season three
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: that we're watching right now, he just got back from
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: when he left for ten days and left a note
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: on the door for Olivia and he could she couldn't
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: contact him.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's normal, that's good. That's how your way your
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: marriage didn't work.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the talking head Russell says honestly, I think
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: it's a mistake. I think it's a rebound thing. You know,
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Ethan's a family guy, and he knows what his family
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: will say, and that's why he's not telling them. Yeah,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: that's that is literally the story of his life. Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: So now let's go into Barry. Barry is going to
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: be made a matchmaker named Renee. He answered her questionnaires online.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: I guess he paid her fee. He needs to get
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: the fila who is Barry? Who is Barry? So he
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: can't get his zoom volumes work.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: No, that was so funny. I can't believe he is
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: a computer event.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: It's just he works in like city planning. I know
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: he's a computer. I know.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: It's just so funny, just because they feel like they
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: raised the kids without technology, but they of course could
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: do it if they wanted.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: It was always on her phone. Yeah. Yeah. So they
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: talk and she says, you know, on my questionnaire, you
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: know how ready at a scale of one to ten,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: are you ready to be committed? And you said five
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: out of ten? So what's that about? He says, Well,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm out of a divorce and I'm looking
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: to date, so I would say, like I'm halfway there
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: was talking. Hetty says, I'm looking for the right feel
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: for the woman to have the right feel, for the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: kids to think it's a good fit. Now, very interesting,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: as we're going along this journey with Barry, I don't
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: recall Kim ever wondering how the kids felt.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: No, she didn't ever sit down with them and ask no,
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: she just left. She said she liked and she went
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: She said that man has got some memorabilia that I'm
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: interested in, and that's my man. Okay.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Barry is like taking tests to find out what enneagram
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: and like what his love languages are before he even
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: stopped dating. He's an overthinker. Perhaps Kim is not a thinker.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Nose under the would be CALLI it. Okay, So Renee says,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: why didn't your marriage work? And here's where he could
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: have really thrown Kim under the bus, But he says,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: you know, it takes two to have issues. And in
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: the end, she said I wasn't meeting her needs and
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: she felt she didn't have a voice. What she ran
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: She was the head that the neck that turns the head.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's crazy. Yeah, he says, she said she felt
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: she didn't feel she was loved as she thought she
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: should be. And you know, that's good feedback that could
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: help me address any issues I have. I'm a work
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: in progress. I'm trying to better myself now. I don't
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: think he was like a touchy feely loving husband, right,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: So it does take two to you know.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: But but you also had children running around your home.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It's probably I mean they were having next because they
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: had so many children. Right then at some point it
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: all stopped and him was exhausted from telling the children
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: how to do all of her work for her.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, she's very tired from looking up from her phone
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to tell them to go feed the horses. So she says,
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: what are you looking for? He says, I'm looking for
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: a nurturer. And just from experience, I'm not that interested
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: in alpha females. You know, been there, done that. Yeah,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I'm particularly put off by manipulation. Yeah, yeah, it's not
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: what is Oh my god, hi hilarious. By the way,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think any woman is going to be, like,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: you know, quite a manipulator. Right, there's a guy who
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't want a manipulator. Take them off the list.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Also that he said nurturer like he because she's so
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: fucking cold, like Kim is just cold and not a nurturer,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: not a nurturer even for a mother, especially for a
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: mother of so many children.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, and he says he likes he really likes olive
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: tone skin. Oh okay, and so not me. I guess
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: so not not you, Oh you and I are out
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: of the running. Yeah, and he really likes this Sandra
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Bullock look, not olive tone skin. But uh, he didn't.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: It is talking has to something about you know that
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: movie Speed with Keanu Reeves and you couldn't drive under
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: fifty and you keep driving or you blow. I was
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: like everything he says feel sexual and it's gross.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: Really does doing?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: He knows that sometimes he does.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Sometimes he does does.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Sometimes.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: It's funny that he's picked like a Sandra Bullock movie
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: from like thirty years ago.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: I'm surprised he saw that movie because they weren't allowed
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: to watch movies, you know, I know. So she says,
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: how are your kids going to feel about this? And
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: he goes, I think they're going to be supportive of
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: their mom's already shacked up, and he says. She says,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I'd like you to ask each of your kids to
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: write down three things about you or or does she
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: say three things that they would want for you? Yeah? Yeah,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I'm a single guy in his fifties
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: with nine children. So I was like wow when you
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: put it like that, Like wow, but I mean only home.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: He doesn't report was there eighteen? No, you're kind off.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if he's supporting the other the
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: ones at home, like just he fighting Kim for that too,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: like he only support Wasn't that part of the issue
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: with the divorce?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah? And she was like, I'm trying to do this.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I don't have any money. He's like, yeah, it's tough.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: It's tough out there.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: It's rough out there. Kim sounds like you might need
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to work a few more hours at Georgia's. So he says,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you know, I have a lot of concern on what
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: much might think. Oh, it's interesting, Okay. Now we see
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Kim and Isaac walking around the property. For some reason,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: they're trying to push over trees, and she explains that
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: on a property like this, you will come across dead
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: trees and you have to push them over because God forbid.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: If you're riding your ATV you don't want one to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: fall on you. You knew it had to come back
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: to her. I had to come.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, I'm surprised not more of those children are
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: not like maimed from accidents on the farm, Like, yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: we already we had one and then we have the
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: one with the bb.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Well, Kim has said that that's not how it happened.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: That a strong burst of wind came by and a
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: piece of plastic or glass from a bird feeder flew
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: off and hit her in the eye. That was the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: kind of story that I heard.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: That's the thing that happens.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: That'd be prett rare, But getting hit in the eye
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: with the bab is probably more likely, I think. So
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: either way, it was a farm accident.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think Kim is acting like she lives in
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: these woods. She is walking through these woods in sandals sandals,
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: which tells me she does not walk in these woods.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: She has walked the eleven feet from the house to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: pretend she's deep in.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: The woods area to the woods and stops, Yeah, because
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: she is in full on mom sandals.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so always, always, always. She loves a stylish wedge. Okay,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: so she asked him about breaking up with Caylin. I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: did see Aliciter wrote me and said that they thought
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: this entire thing with Kaylin was fake for a storyline. Hmmm, Like, oh, well,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Isaac's doing a good job acting then.
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean Caylen is not showing a lot
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: of emotion, but that could just be her personality. Like
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: did she cry before? Like last season? Did we ever
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: see her cry or show a lot of emotion.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: No, She's very badass, I think. Yeah. Yeah, So I'm
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: talking to Kim says. I stopped by Barry's house the
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: other day to drop off the girls, and Caylen was
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: there and crying. Now was Caylen hanging out with Amber?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Was Caylen talking to Barry? Was Kaylen there crying with Isaac?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Why was Caylen there at Barry's?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: So confused? Everyone loves hanging out with Barry though nowadays,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: oh dad, my uncle?
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: And she says, I told her, you know, I'm here
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: for anything you need. And she later called me and
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: we talked for a couple of hours, which is Kim's
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: emo to get close with the girlfriend's uh huh and
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: then just shit on him the minute she can. So, yeah,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Isaac says, I have a lot of guilt for doing
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: what I did and breaking up with her. I hope
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I can unscrew what I screwed up up and Kim says,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: you know, Caitlin is a genuinely kind and good person.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: She's the kind of girl I would want for any
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: of my sons. She's not like that bitch, poor Olivia.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I'm all right, that Colgate demon. Thank god we got
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: her away from the family. And Isaac says, you know,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I thinkuse she's two and a half years older than me.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: I think I was putting pressure on myself about getting
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: married because I'm only twenty and she's twenty two and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: a half. Her eggs are rotting as we speak, right,
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: And he says, there's a lot I need to think about.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: So the talking head Kim has a moment of clarity
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: where she says, all of my older children have had
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: a hard time in their relationships. Looking back on how
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: we raise them, I would change how I think about
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: sex before marriage. I have a hard time promoting sex
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: before marriage, but now I think it is better to
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: have sex before marriage and really get to know who
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: you're marrying.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: So a couple things, Okay, that's a diss on Lydia.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yep, because and Hosannah and Ethan.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: You've just said you totally accept Sack and Lydia now,
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: but you're still dissing how they did it. Also, that
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: cannot be your only regret about the way you raised
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: your children. How about how none of them can pass
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: a GED or how about how you discourage them from
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: higher education even though you went to college. Or you
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: kicked Mariah out of the house as a teenager because
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: she wanted to show her legs.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting that now she thinks it's okay to
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: have sex before marriage, because because she.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Wants to have sex before marriage and she wants to
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: bang someone during her marriage.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Also that she wants to cheat out. So as they walk,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: he says, everybody, the whole family thinks I made a
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: bad decision but breaking up with her, But if I
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: can get her back, I'm never gonna let her go.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: And I know that that would mean marriage way down
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: the road, and that scares me because I don't know
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: if I can get her back. Why can't you just date?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Why does it have to mean you're twenty? You know,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: but Lydia got.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Married at twenty, So fill instilled the dating, whatever, the
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: mindful dating to lead to procreation, courting to marriage and
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: to lead to procreation.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Right, but never forget Kim saying about her daughter the
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: day before her wedding, she only wants to get married
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: so she could fuck. Kim said that to Ethan about
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: his sister, her daughter.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, and she felt like that because you raised her
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: She did that because you told her that was the
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: right thing to do. Okay. Over at Bear, the three
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: young girls are knitting.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Girls.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Barry is talking to them and he goes, well, girls,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: what do you think about old dad getting back out
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: on the horse and thinking about trying to date? And
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: they go ew are you on apps? Ew? And he
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: goes no, no, no, I've got this This gal named
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Renee is gonna help me out. And they go okay, good,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: it's about time. Yeah, so fine with it. Yeah, they
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: don't give a shit. They're like, get him out of
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: here so we can sneak out like regular teenagers. And
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: the talking dad Amber says, I'd love to see my
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: dad date somebody, you know, I mean, yeah, I think
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: it's time. He tells them he has been talking to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: Renee with the Elite Dating service and they elite, elite,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: and they laugh and they go, it's an app Cabro Georgia,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: not an app. So he says to the girls, what
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: should this woman be like? And they go oh, and
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: they crank out these qualifications. They say she should like
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: eighties music or country music or at least tolerate it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: So I mean, not Kim. She has a good sense
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: of humor kid Kim, adventurous, not Kiv. Likes water activities
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: probably not Kim. Smart enough to help with math not Kim.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Probably is Kim just refuses, right right, that's good at communicating,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Not Kim. Kim has a motherly side, not Kim. And
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: ooh what if she likes coffee and has coffee breath
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: just like Kim?
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it how their their kids, like some
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: of their things are very frivolous and dumb, and then
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: some of them are actually like very important and like
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: very telling.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: I love that they said the coffee bread thing because
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I think that means Ki Kim has coffee bread. Yeah, yeah, basically.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: The opposite of our mother.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: That's yeah. Can you find sandrabl like is she free? Yeah?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: So the talk and head Barry says, well, this will enlightening.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: You know, she should be sick notes. Renee told him
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: write down three things for each kid.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: They did it so fast his head was spinning. He's like,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you guys have obviously been thinking about this. What do
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: you want your new mommy to be? Like? So Barry
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: goes like, yeah, my focus is on the girls and
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: what they think. That's what I have to think of.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm like, now, unlike him, Okay, now we're
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: going to go into something that I'm actually not going
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: to make fun of. And this is Kim addressing her
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: weight gain. I know.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: I agree. I felt bad because we've all struggled or
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: had body image issues, absolutely felt good in ourselves and
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: especially as we get older. Like I do, feel like
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: she needs to go to a doctor and get a
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: full hormone check, like y, because she's probably going through menopause.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, Kim, Kim was born in seventy two. She's
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: four years younger than me, which would make her fifty four.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, n through menopause.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, So.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Get your horme runs checked.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: You know, you can get a pellet. You could get
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: a pellet, it would but.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Also she needs she needs a ponytail holder. Because you
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: cannot do a good enough workout with that claw clip
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: half in, half out, yeah, droop, and you're not going
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: to get a sweat that going that way.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: And I hate what people exercise with their hair down,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Like what are you doing? No?
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hate that. That's you evil, that's.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Like animal, what are you doing? Yeah? So she she
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: says she has put on a lot of weight in
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: the last four years. She doesn't feel good. She doesn't
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: like how her clothes fits. She doesn't even like to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: look in the mirror. She hates talking about it, you know,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: She's like, I want to talk about this. But she's
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: going to work on turning it around. She's coming up
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: with a plan to get back in shape. We see
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: her and her good old chalkboard making a list of
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: what she's going to do every day.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: She needs to slow her role, slow her roles. Sorry
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: that I have. I'm feeling my roles as I'm saying it. Okay,
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: I'm squeezing my muffin top. She's she's doing this all wrong.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: She's like treating this like a diet that starts right now,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: and then she's going to do everything, and she's doing
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: categories and she needs to go slowly, add one healthy
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: change at a time, like.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: All of that, Yeah, all of it. But we know
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: that she comes up with things and makes a plan
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and then never falls through. And you know, like adults
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: true roasted.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: That was her big roast moment.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she says, it's been hard on me this,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: you know, waking. It's been hard on my life and
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to turn it around and do it for myself.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: And she says, and you know, I know my hormones
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: are changing, which makes things. She says that the old
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: house Berry had installed a ballet bar for her, and
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: when she lived at the farm before, meaning when she
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: was married, they all ate healthy and it's been very
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: easy to get away from it because Linna.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: Are not there cooking them food.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: How are youbody to cook? Uber? East speed dial? So
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: again I feel that girl, like I get, I'm not
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: going to milliate this because this is a struggle man woman.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Everybody can understand.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: I have not had a single child and have always
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: struggled with my weight and food, and she has had
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: many babies. That is messes with your body even more so,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: sort of.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Out of the blue, she says, you know, I used
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: to do a lot of juicing. I think I'm gonna
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna go look for that juicer. Now, yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: this wasn't producer driven at all. In my mind, I'm like,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: which came first here? Right? Did she tell production, Hey, tomorrow,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I want to fill the scene where I'm going to
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: talk about the changes I'm making and I'm going to
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: talk about how I'm going to start juicing and blobby blah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: And then did production tell Barry, Hey, you're you're into
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: like juicing and stuff because you're all healthy, And he's like, oh, yeah,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: I used to have one somewhere. The producer got involves
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: here because there's no way this happened naturally.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: It's more likely of the two of them to want
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: to naturally want to start juicing. Barry, well, Barry, So
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: I think Barry came first. And then they told Kim,
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you've mentioned this season you want to get in shape, So.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Warrior juicer, look for your juicer and let's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: see what happens. Yeah, okay, So she asked Ken. She's like, Ken,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: have you seen the juicer? So she goes into the
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: closets looking around. He comes in, He's like no, and
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: she says what's that And he says that bear he
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: came by and asked for it, and he basically is like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: it's been in that closet.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: For four years, right, He's like a Nazi deer cotton headlights.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: She's so scared. He's about to be in trouble.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: He's so scared and she and then he goes, no, no,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I was sorry. She goes, well, I guess I have
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: to take it up with Barry. Then gets her phone
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: out and he just stands there and the shot is
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: like he's behind you. Run run because he just stands
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: there and she looks alert.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: He's so awkward.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: She looks over and goes, yeah, you can go back
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: in the living room, okay, and he just just waddles
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: back to the living room. It's okay. She's so weird.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Any sort of cam redemption story like that.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: We just had just now? That was nice.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: A mask instantly like slips and she gets so mean
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: and like scary and like bitchy, and it's it is
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: just she can't even hide it on her like I
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: was scared that I took her juicer and and then
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: she's gonna yell at me to leave the room and
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: like poor Ken. I can't believe I just said, poor Ken,
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: But like she just is she tell like literally tell
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: him when to go to the bathroom too.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Like she said, you can go buy skin.
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: It's over, you can leave now.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm gonna go play Jump on
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: the jukebox. Van Healen. Okay, So now we're in eastern Wisconsin.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Now I just looked up how far is it to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: try from Georgia to Wisconsin. It's about fourteen hours. Jesus
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: these you don't care, Caud that car could drive for
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: fourteen hours. I would not.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, he is a mechanic, so I think he
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: feels confident that, yeah, broke down at three am on
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: this of the road, he could fix it. I was scared,
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be murdered, like.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Not no, not him though, yeah, he'd be doing the murdering.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, but I remember you and I think you
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: and Amy were talking about that in one of your
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: previous recaps when I was listening to last season about
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: how people in certain areas, like she was talking about Midwest,
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: people are just like, yeah, let's go to you know
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: somewhere five states over tomorrow We'll drive sixteen hours, No
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: big deal.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: What my husband's side of the family is like that.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: They just everywhere as everywhere is driving.
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to LA and it's an hour.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh yeah, So the one sister's gonna go
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: over and see the dad. Like that's a ten hour drive. Well,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: she's gonna swing by the other way. Oh kay, I'm
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: gonna swing by four hours over there.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah what why mind blowing? How did their back so
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: hold up? They have special seats in their cars.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: With the just Davil' sized salt of the earth. Yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: hardy stock, hardy stock. I'm not in. So he says, well,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I just packed up two bags tools, two Duffel bags
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: full of clothes and some cash. All I need, Like.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: He's robbing a bank.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: It's all I need. And there's a parking lot nearby
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: by the mall. He's just gonna go over there. It
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: has been the night, so he just drove straight through.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: And he goes planning. I would do if I was
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: going to I'd be like renting a van or taking
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: my brother's camper van. Like I'd make sure the windows
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: blacked out, I'd make sure I plenty of food, like
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: cell surface, I'd have an emergency locator beacon, like I'd
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: have Like he's just literally didn't bring a toothbrush. He
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: brought some wranglers and some black T shirts and he's
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: gonna lay down in the backseat jendoes that are not
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: tinted and just anyone can see in.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, he's got a blanket. And he goes, no, like,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell her. I'm just gonna find a
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: place to live and then show her through my actions.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: You're going to go to this small town find a
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: place to live. Sign He keeps saying for January? So
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: is it December? Is it November? And he plans to
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: spend December with his family, and like it's unclear, he
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: keeps saying for January, m is it December thirty first?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Like I don't know.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: So he says, you know, we're even talking to her.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: You are going to sign a lease on it apartment.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Right, she could fully be dating somebody else.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: She could be married, right, right, she could have gone
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: to Vegas and Dennis shotgun wedding, gotten back with an
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: ex of hers is she would like does she talk
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: to the father of her child?
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: You know? I don't know. So he goes, you know,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: when Isaac grows up, broke up with Kayle and made
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: me think, what the hell is going on with all
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of us when it comes to communication and we're relationships
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: and love, none of us know what we're doing. You know,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you're really supposed to do that in your teen years.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to have relationships and learn and uh, you know,
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I pretty much like the way I grew up, but
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: as far as Dayton and relationships, I will not do
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: it the same way. I mean, it has been a hindrance,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: not a benefit.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: For sure, duh.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Even just going to a public high school for some
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: of those years, Yeah, yeah, would have made a huge
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: difference for all of these kids.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: So he says, well, being here in Wisconsin, being one
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: minute away from her house gives me, gives me peace
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: to know I'm near her. So he calls his mom.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: She goes, hey, what's going on? You out working in
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: the barn? She could a little early start at the
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: barn And he goes, uh, no, I'm in Wisconsin and
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: so I don't understand this is where I live now,
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: I've moved. She's like, it's so weird, But we're good.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I did good at we're getting better at communication.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I thought the barn is half done and uh, he goes,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going to look a look at a written a
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: place getting some places locked down for January. And she
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: was like, okay, so you've told Teke and he goes,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: noah nahnh. She doesn't know I'm here. And Kim goes, so,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: what are the reasons that you're not telling her you're there?
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: Uh huh.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: He says, well, I've made plans many times to move
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: and never did. So I think it's interesting he's not
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: saying like I said I would move, like he said,
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'm planned to move and never did. So he probably
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: like got cold feet on signing a lease after they
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: found a place, and I mean, I think it went
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: really far and he goes. He goes, so, I just
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: wanted to lock it down to show her that I'm
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: doing it. And Kim goes, so your car. You don't
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: think she's gonna see your car? And he says no,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: and she goes, Okay, Ethan, don't like drive by her
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: house at two in the morning or anything like really
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: like this is getting creepy. And she said, you know
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: the worst thing you can do is or the best
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: thing you're going to be able to do is prove
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: her wrong by doing what you say you're going to do.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: So that'll be that'll be the best outcome. She'll see, Hey,
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I'm proving you wrong because I'm doing what you thought
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do. But also, the worst case scenario is
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: she's going to think it's really weird that you're in
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: town and not telling her it's weird. It's weird.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: It's weird driving past her kids' school, stop trying to
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: pick your care kid up from school. She's like, where
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: you moved here? You wouldn't tell me? Are you a stalker?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Are you going to kill me?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: It's strange.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: And I never thought again, listen to Kim, I never
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: thought those words would come out. But she's giving really
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: good advice and.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: She's like, it's weird, it's weird.
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: And he says, thinking like a woman, and he.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and he goes, I'm gonna find a place.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: And then after I find the place, then I'll tell her.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: You have to just just go ahead and let her know.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and let her know you're in town.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, please, so her right now.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because this is creepy. So he's in the car
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: with the producer driving, and the producer goes, so, tell
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: me about this car at nineteen seventy six plumouth. I
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck. I didn't care. Yeah, cars
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't care, And the producer goes, it's very recognizable, and
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: as production is asking him about it, she drives by.
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: I paused it and went back, did you.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: I posit it too? Yeah?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: I lost it it went back to see which car
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: it was. Oh, and it was like just like a
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: little black suv. Because he was like, yeah, he followed
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: that car and he goes, oh, no, sort driving by.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Broke's like, shut up.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: What did she see?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: You?
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Did you lock eyes?
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: They had to have locked eyes if you saw that car,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: it's all that blonde are Nation situation driving it?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're seeing she saw like the seventies with a
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: white blonde cowboy in it, like you with a black
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: T shirt you fall with.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: A camera yes in the car in the front seat. Yes, yes,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: because you know the camera guys in the front and
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: then the producers of the back asking questions.
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So what the what Kim feared would happen is
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: exactly what happened.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Within five minutes. Yeah, within five minutes. So next time on,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Barry goes to some sort of CrossFit squat on a
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: tire situation.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it's like a booty boot camp, like a
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: boot camp class in a park.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: But god are yeah, God bless everybody who wants to
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: do cross not gonna not forget me. Barry goes to
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: work out and two women are saying at our house,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: we call him plath daddy, and he does plant daddy.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: He's loving it, loves it. These women could probably set
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: you up with someone.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Oh they have a friend or do they say? He
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: has nine children? So no, he really sports three.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: He only sports three. I mean it's fine.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: Amber's two years away from being kicked out. Ethan calls
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Tigan and says, hey, I got something for you and uh,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you let me know when you go pick it up,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: and she goes, wait, I'm going to pick it up. Yeah.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: So I don't know if she didn't see him. Maybe
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: she's driving her kid to school and was.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I kind of thought he called him and was like, Hi,
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: like where are you like?
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: And I wonder if this And here's the thing too,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: He's going to get a place because he's going to
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: get his own place so they can get back together.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: But like we know that, like actually he wanted to
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: get engaged to her and they broke up and then
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: they're getting together and all this stuff, so I think
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: he's like he's not moving in with her and her kid,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: right all.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, which I actually do think is better, like take it,
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: get your own place, don't go right back to like yes, yes,
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: or right jumping into it.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: So that's okay. But what do you think it is
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: that she's picking up? Is it like a copy of
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: his lease.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Or I think yeah, he's or he's just trying to
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: do it in a cute way where she's like picking
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: it up and he's like, yeah, I'm here now, and
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: he stands outside with the jukebox.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Boombox boom.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: Would be hard to pick up Ken's Ken's box.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: It's like an extra key to his apartment or something
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Oh that would be good. Darcy would love that.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: She would start crying. Caylin and Isaac are sitting in
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the car and she tells Isaac, I'm gonna tell you
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: something I know myself worth and I don't take a
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: bull cry out, and he goes, I'm just asking for
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: a second chance. And she says, I don't give second chances,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: but I think she does. I think she.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I think she probably does because we saw second chances.
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: Just don't give third or fourth chances. Like, Okay, let's see,
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: there they are, but there they are in their promotion pick.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there they are.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: But I do admire her knowing her self worth. I
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: love that. This is so stupid. Got he's Fred Mercury.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: See this picture. It looks like they put his head
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: aied onto his own body. But it's a strange picture.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, And he has one foot up with his boots.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: He's doing like a dance post like when I was
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: in dancer titles and it would be like kick up
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: the one foot.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh my god. Currently and I have talked
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: for four hours today. We're a little punch drunk. Everybody
• 53:56
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• 54:45
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