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55 - S3Ep3: Bringing up Baby · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Hey, guys, and you're joining us live and in living
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: color for this beautiful January twenty ninth episode. Hey, what up,
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I'm still sick even though it's been weeks, I'm still
• 0:32
  Speaker 1: super sick.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she's probably sick again.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Probably, Wow, you just get sick alive.
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  Speaker 3: She can only gets sick when she travels.
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you have that thing. A lot of people
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: have that. Your body went. No, we went out of
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: our comfort zone.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, let's start the show.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: How was your tea you bought when you were down here?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I still can't really taste anything.
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  Speaker 2: So she bought the expensive bougie tea. Guys, Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 2: what she called it. What no, no, No, we were
• 1:02
  Speaker 2: at Nate's butt farm and they had this leaf tea
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  Speaker 2: you could get.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it was like a cream oolong something.
• 1:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were all just smelling all the teas.
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: It was from a place in.
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  Speaker 2: Escondido.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yes, no, I know, but oh there was like
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  Speaker 1: a specific region that that type of oolong was from
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  Speaker 1: that was more valuable. But that's why it was so
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  Speaker 1: much more than like the other. So I haven't wanted
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: to waste it. Since I sound like this, I just
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: started to be able to taste food. I finally had
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: my gingerbread cookie oh from Disney. So anyway, enough about me,
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about why we're here together as a group,
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  Speaker 1: the Golden.
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  Speaker 2: Girls, why Bill mannis is join us again.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I missed you guys.
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  Speaker 2: That was kind enough to send me a Golden Els
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  Speaker 2: mad libs, and I thought we would do one perfect
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  Speaker 2: you guys want to do Okay, so you guys will
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  Speaker 2: give me the words and then we'll fill it out here.
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  Speaker 2: The first one up, it can already go wrong. Part
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  Speaker 2: of the body.
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  Speaker 1: Dick, all right, peen. I guess penis would have been funnier.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: What do you make a penis? I'm let's stick with
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  Speaker 2: dick adjective ginormousous occupation doctor doctor.
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  Speaker 5: Dick, verb golfing, golfing an animal. Me's the abby?
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  Speaker 1: Any answer? Yeah? We could put okay, thank you, type
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  Speaker 1: of food cheesecake.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm gonna domachi. I like, I like a
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  Speaker 2: noun shoot, I don't know how to play dirty, mad
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  Speaker 2: lips at all?
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  Speaker 1: Adjective humping.
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  Speaker 3: That's a verb, moist.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Now I need four nouns to round it off with,
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  Speaker 2: so each you give me a noun bed napkin, napkin,
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  Speaker 2: I will see yes, pizza, pizza. Alright, let me fill
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  Speaker 2: these in here. Talks amongst yourselves.
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  Speaker 1: I have my money? Hi happy I didn't. I.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's great news.
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  Speaker 4: That's a great Accomplishmause.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: You're so so good at chit chat.
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  Speaker 6: After our last episode, I made charge and we had
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  Speaker 6: cheesecake on hand.
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  Speaker 1: One you get.
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  Speaker 2: Fired, thank you? Ah. Right here we go, kids. This
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  Speaker 2: one is called out on the lni That's why we
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  Speaker 2: picked it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 4:15
  Speaker 2: You would think that the Girls LNAI would be the
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  Speaker 2: perfect place to relax and clear your dick, But it
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  Speaker 2: seems that something ginormous is always happening out there, Like
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  Speaker 2: when Blancheire's a stripper dressed as a doctor to golf
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  Speaker 2: at Dorothy's bridle shower. A man in an abbey costume
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  Speaker 2: parachutes down, thinking he is at the Rumaki bowl. Rose
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  Speaker 2: sees a shoe in the night sky and thinks it's
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  Speaker 2: a UFO. Dorothy and Miles gets swept away in the
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  Speaker 2: moist moonlight and share a forbidden bed. Sophia puts a
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  Speaker 2: Cecilian dildo on the neighbor after his napkin crashes onto
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  Speaker 2: their pizza.
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  Speaker 3: How dare your napkin touch my pizza?
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  Speaker 1: Just trying to help blot the grease off the top.
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  Speaker 1: I put a Sicilian dildo on.
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  Speaker 4: You, Shet. That giant beat bag.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, which Aaron bought, and it's the lounge Fly
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  Speaker 2: One's not as great as we were hoping.
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  Speaker 1: I hate it so much. I can see it across
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  Speaker 1: the room mocking me. It's just like the.
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  Speaker 2: Falls open higher and you paid too much for me.
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  Speaker 1: Well she doesn't. It's just weird. The print on the
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  Speaker 1: inside of the fabric is her without her glasses, which
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  Speaker 1: she only got a handful of episodes without her glasses.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like, I don't like how they put that
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  Speaker 2: in a bunch of the marketing.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fucking weird. Yeah, anyway, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: For that Mad Lips and the book. Quit being an idiot, Bill,
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 1: Also, shout out to None of my Christmas stuff from
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  Speaker 1: Bell was related to this. It was related to our
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  Speaker 1: other show. Shout out to Bell for my awesome Chris gifts,
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  Speaker 1: But shout out to Jeff Schuster and I have none
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  Speaker 1: of these things near me, and this is not a
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  Speaker 1: video podcast, so deal with it. But he got me
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  Speaker 1: the brickheads of the well, the fake brickheads, the the
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  Speaker 1: lego adjacent Golden Girls that were available on Amazon. I
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  Speaker 1: have not built.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right now you can hear them live
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  Speaker 2: going into my moving box because I don't know where
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  Speaker 2: you picked it up on the mic.
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  Speaker 1: I heard it.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm going to Florida to be a Golden Girl.
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can let us know if Miami is nice
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  Speaker 1: enough that you should say it thrice. Oh I will.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: I've never been to Miami.
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  Speaker 1: We should do a trip to Miami girls trip.
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: We'll just interview people. Excuse me, sir, have you heard
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  Speaker 2: of the Golden Girls?
• 6:52
  Speaker 1: Is Miami really nice?
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be there in April. I'll meet you
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  Speaker 2: at the Port Bell by Bell.
• 7:02
  Speaker 4: The hotel i'm staying on is on Biscayne Boulevard.
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  Speaker 2: No fucking way cool. A Biscaine General Hospital. We have
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  Speaker 2: to know what if.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually Biscayne General Hospital, Like, what if they used
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  Speaker 1: a real sign, not just some like fucking bullshit photoshops.
• 7:21
  Speaker 2: Biscayne General live research.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. You can hear the typing. It's very real.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: It says it's it's fictional.
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  Speaker 1: Still, Biscayne must have something to do with the town.
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  Speaker 4: It's uh, I think it's the bay.
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, and there's.
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  Speaker 4: An island for it too.
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  Speaker 7: I think the island is where all the rich people
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  Speaker 7: super rich live.
• 7:50
  Speaker 1: Oh that's weird. Yeah, lagoon in Florida, Colombia, Colombia. All right, well,
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  Speaker 1: Mike else, I'm gonna let that go eventually. But that's
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: not like today sight of the show. Yeah, today is
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: not the day. Look, I'm pretty excited about it. Do
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: you guys have anything cool going on? Or should we
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: just like get into this? Yeah?
• 8:15
  Speaker 2: What do you guys got happening? Did you have a
• 8:17
  Speaker 2: good New Year?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Got to play Plato.
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  Speaker 1: I was way more excited about that the first time
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  Speaker 1: she told me about it, because Plato is not gluten free,
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  Speaker 1: as you know, and so I.
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  Speaker 3: Make for Christmas so that I can.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that was because it would irritate your skin otherwise, huh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, honestly, I got your mouth or anything with
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  Speaker 1: your hands. Yeah, well, I mean then there's those kids
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  Speaker 1: that would eat Plato.
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  Speaker 2: I guess it does have dough in the name.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: Did you ever put blado in your mouth as a kid?
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  Speaker 4: I think I just smelled this smell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the mouth you smell.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't put it in my mouth, but I had
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  Speaker 1: a couple of friends that like, we eat little pieces
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  Speaker 1: of it, and I would just like look at them.
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  Speaker 1: I felt the same way about kid who ate homemade
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  Speaker 1: his homemade paste. It had like a sweet sent to it,
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  Speaker 1: and he would just like dip into it in class sometimes,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, you guys know, those are for
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  Speaker 1: like making things, not eating right, like plato and paste.
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  Speaker 1: It's eat weird shit fucking kids, man, I really do Bill?
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  Speaker 2: What were you saying you did on New Year's On.
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: New Ye's Eve?
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  Speaker 7: Went to bed early New Year's Day when out hung
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  Speaker 7: out with my dad all day?
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  Speaker 8: Nice?
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  Speaker 1: Nice?
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  Speaker 3: What did you guys do?
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  Speaker 4: Off went off roading in his bronco.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fun, I've never done that. Just you just get
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  Speaker 2: the car messy and you do donuts.
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 4: No, we went on.
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  Speaker 7: You know, it's about out in the country, out into
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  Speaker 7: the trails and everything through the.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just thinking of mudding.
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  Speaker 4: Mudding is that's part of it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm sure mudding is very fun. It's just not
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  Speaker 1: something I grew up with and so when and I
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  Speaker 1: have friends that grew up more like in the country
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  Speaker 1: I just then they're like, no, we went money, and
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: I'm like, purpose, what you paint?
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  Speaker 2: Job.
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  Speaker 7: There's an area just down the road from my parents
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  Speaker 7: house that they do like those monster truck muddy trucks.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's not mudding isn't so bad if you're like
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  Speaker 1: in a vehicle. But a lot of my friends that
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  Speaker 1: grew up like places like Fontana or like even some
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  Speaker 1: of my friends that grew up in the South, they
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  Speaker 1: would go out to like a field in their ATVs
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  Speaker 1: and go mudding, And so it was not just that
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  Speaker 1: the car got dirty.
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  Speaker 2: So you get mud.
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  Speaker 1: It makes me want to vomit. We should do that
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  Speaker 1: so much feces on your body from the animals that.
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  Speaker 2: Have Oh yeah, good point.
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  Speaker 1: I get that at home. I don't need to go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere to have it.
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  Speaker 3: We lived in the country, who are used to dirt and.
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  Speaker 1: Mud, Yes, the dirt, dirt. Your husband likes to call
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: you your hill people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is that really what he says?
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah. The first times I met Jeremy he informed
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  Speaker 1: me that his wife was hill people. Like, right up.
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  Speaker 3: He got that as a joke from So.
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  Speaker 9: Kyle Arson's a NASCAR driver and he lives in elk Grove,
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  Speaker 9: which is not far from here, and he married someone
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  Speaker 9: who's from you know, she went to high school with
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  Speaker 9: my brother and sister and stuff. And it was an
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  Speaker 9: interview and he was talking about his wife and he
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  Speaker 9: called her hill people. So now it's a joke that
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  Speaker 9: everybody from the seering about of foothills or hill people.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: We're hill people, hill people.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: What is this apple Asia? What the fuck?
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Look, I don't know.
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  Speaker 9: Gold minor country apple Apple Lokachobe was wore like body
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  Speaker 9: glove shirts and like no fear and hung out at
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  Speaker 9: the mall.
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  Speaker 1: So that was my childhood.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a I'm a mix.
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  Speaker 7: I was born and spent a good portion in Detroit
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  Speaker 7: and then moved out into the country in middle school
• 12:03
  Speaker 7: high school, so it's I have the best of both worlds.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: Yes, he's just like Cannon Montana. We were literally racing
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  Speaker 1: to make that joke and I had this stifle of
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  Speaker 1: cop eat.
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: Kristen, What is Hannah Montana? Should we talk about the episode? Yeah,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: well wait till you're ready.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, someone brought me this piece of bread.
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  Speaker 2: Oh thanks having and spin it. Wanting to share it
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  Speaker 2: with you.
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  Speaker 1: Just put it over here.
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  Speaker 2: For yeah, so mom will make sure you eat, mom?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Thanks, sorry, yes, let's talk about the episode please.
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 2: This is season three, episode three, Bringing Up Baby. The
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  Speaker 2: original air date October third, nineteen eighty seven. Written by
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  Speaker 2: Barry Fanaro and mort Nathan, directed by Terry Hughes. What
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  Speaker 2: do you think that's right? What do you think bringing
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: up babies about kids?
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: I think that they find out that they have to
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: have a leopard in the house, and Katherine happens in it,
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: and Kim Grant's in it, and then the police are
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  Speaker 1: involved and they'll end up in like a jail.
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  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, that's the movie bringing up Sorry, sorry Billy.
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  Speaker 4: It's they probably baby sit somebody.
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  Speaker 3: Again, a grand baby, okay, or just some random neighbor
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  Speaker 3: child or.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think, Kristen? Oh that was a defeated
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: I need a nap kind of sigh.
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  Speaker 9: Well, bringing up baby, all you can think about is
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  Speaker 9: like raising a baby, So I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it has something to do with no one of
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  Speaker 3: their kids comes to town and.
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  Speaker 9: They talk about how the way they raise them destroyed
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  Speaker 9: their life, and so the way they brought up baby
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  Speaker 9: wasn't good enough.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, feel free to go off the rails. I mean
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: remember when Matt came on and gave that Dorothy joins
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  Speaker 2: the Chicago Bears. All right, who do you think will
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: be the hardest for Misscabretty to paint as the villain?
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  Speaker 3: Dorothy Kid, that's all.
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  Speaker 2: We're ever gonna pick now, Yah.
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  Speaker 4: Crowd, man, let's go with Rose.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that Rose Rose it is mm hmm.
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I think you picked a good one. Oh the ambulance
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: that parks next door is honking. I don't know if
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: you heard that.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought it was me making noises because
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: you picked Roast. I got this. It's my powers of bullshit,
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: not my truth telling.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. So we're gonna go away. We're gonna watch
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Bringing Up Baby. You're gonna stay right there and listen
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  Speaker 2: to a commercial, and then we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's magic, but not half assed magic.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, real man, Not this David Blaine ship.
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  Speaker 4: More like David Copperfield.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, hello, Hi, it's we're back.
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  Speaker 1: Yy cool. We did it.
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  Speaker 2: We watched it. You listen to a commercial.
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  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Hopefully you watched the show too, because if you didn't,
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  Speaker 1: well you're doing it wrong. Well, do you kids want
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: to jump right into the quiz. Yes, we'll do it. Okay.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: You know I ask this from time to time, So
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: tell me what is happening in the opening exterior shot
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  Speaker 1: of the house this time, Kristin. I think Kristen was first.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: There was a yellow taxi backing out of the driveway.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, correct, can get a point A good job taxi taxi? Okay.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Next question, after Sophia breaks her glasses, what happens when
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  Speaker 1: she says she puts a diamond and tries to call.
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  Speaker 3: Kristen.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know if you were done.
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  Speaker 4: I was waiting for more.
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  Speaker 3: Does that me?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Every time she puts a diamond a car condom popped out?
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  Speaker 1: And how many times? So give yourself a point? Yes?
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: How many times does Sophia try to call Dorothy? Or rather,
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: what does Sophia call a lifetime supply of condoms?
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  Speaker 2: Christina?
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Think it was Gina?
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  Speaker 2: Five?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, who passes away and leaves Rose custody of the baby?
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  Speaker 3: Kristen?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: That was close, but it was Kristin.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: I think Uncle hinga blatter?
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  Speaker 1: Correct? Yes, okay, Nail, don't you? Sophia says if she
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: says no to the baby that she'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: Shady Pines. What does she say she'll be doing specifically
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: at Shady Pines?
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  Speaker 9: Kristen, Yes, building log cabins out of popsicle sticks.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, log cabins.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it was popsicle sticks.
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: Why does Rose question Doctor Spock's baby methods?
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  Speaker 3: Bill was first.
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  Speaker 4: Because babies are born in pods in fulcan.
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  Speaker 1: Yep h m hm. How many blue ribbons does baby have?
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  Speaker 4: Kristin?
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  Speaker 1: I think Kristin was first on that one.
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  Speaker 3: Five yes, five.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Sophia says she's done making pig jokes, but we all
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: know Sophia's never done with anything. What actually is Sophia's
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  Speaker 1: final pig joke of the episode, Dina?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, is it when she says he's just about Sizzelene?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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  Speaker 9: No, it was when she was sitting out on the luni,
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  Speaker 9: But I don't remember what she said specifically for.
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  Speaker 3: The last one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so she at that point, No, so this is
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be a stump point for me. I guess at
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: that point it might have been a little too hard.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: At that point, she says she's not gonna do it anymore,
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  Speaker 1: that she's she's just sad that he's not feeling well
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. But in the kitchen when she's going when
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Rose is gonna go take the temperature of the pig.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: The last joke she makes, she says, ham ts, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good job, all right? According to the vet, what is
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: wrong with baby oh Crystal? Yes, oh Kristen like he's homesick,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: he misses the farm. Okay. Next question, Blanche offers her
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  Speaker 1: sons to Dorothy in an attempt to keep the blue Mercedes.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: What are the names of her sons and which one
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: does she tell Dorothy she doesn't want because he.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Has as Kristen. Yes, Biff, Doug and Skippy, and Skippy
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: is the one with asthma?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Biff, Doug and Skippy.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: How do Blanche and Dorothy make it up to Rose
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: for there lying.
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  Speaker 4: Kristin?
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Yes, they kiss her on the nose.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she says, a kiss on the nose, and they
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: both don't want to kiss the pigs, so they kiss
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: her on her nose? All right. According to the letter
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: from Minnesota, how long does baby live on the farm?
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Bill? Yes, thirty six hours?
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: That is yeah, that's correct. How does Dorothy finally get
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: to ride in the bloo Mercedes.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: Bill. Yes, Bill, they ride on the back of the
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: tow truck.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: We might clearly them in that car.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. In my notes here for this question, I said,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: how about that wig on the driver?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: All right? And then uh, sometimes I do this, sometimes
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I don't, but you should always pay attention. Last line,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: What is it? And I'll give you a bonus Oh
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I wasn't. I'll give you a bonus point if you
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: know who said it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Kristen, go ahead, eat your heart out, free bomb And
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: it was Sophia.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, and because you didn't have your clothes captioning on,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I will give you the point. But the name was
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: fine Bomb. Okay, but you may have both points, madam?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: All right, did you win again?
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: And smoked us?
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I did much better this, I did much better. Do
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: you hear that? Abby?
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I beat you a little idiot's harder.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: No, it's okay. I got a point, So I feel good.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I knew that I would. Now, all right, you want
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: to do some trivia for us?
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, party?
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: What was the points?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Absolutely?
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: So?
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: Aaron and Gina each got one. Yeah, Bill got three
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: and I got ten.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Bill. If you start showing up to this show more regularly,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you may be able to have a firm grasp on
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: that season three trophy because you're pretty quick to say
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: your name. Now, Kristen might say it's because it's not
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: multi syllabic.
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: But you're not telling me to say William, so we're
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: good on that.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Careful, don't put that idea in her head. I mean, okay, sorry,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: go ahead, what is our trivia? Okay?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Uh? Parley bar I don't know if I'm saying that right.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: Was Chester t Rainey. He was in License to Drive.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: He was the guy who brought the pig. Tom McGreevey
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: was the veterinarian. He was a Naked Gun two and
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: a half. The title is an homage to a nineteen
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: thirty eight film with the same name, which Aaron talked
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: about a little bit. Sorry, Oh that's okay. I didn't
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: have what it was about, so that was good.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: It is really a great movie for those of you
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: watching that. I've never seen it and usually on somewhere
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: like AMC or TCM or something. But yeah, it's hilarious.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: It's one of those like fast talking Katherine Hepburn, Yeah,
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: say well that kind of movie.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Bring up baby see.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really fun anyway, sorry. Continue.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: At one point they say the line Doc Baby, which
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: is a reference to Jean Claude Duvalier, nicknamed Baby Doc,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: and which was a Haitian dictator who was over thrown
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty six. So if you didn't know that,
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: that would have went right over your Yeah, Vulcan babies
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: are not born in pods. They are born be alive.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: For us, I don't know where Rose got done being
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: a Star Trek fan. I had to clarify that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, my nerds went off at me, and I was like,
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: that's right, she can't remember that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But so if so, Spock's a Vulcan, half vulcan? What's
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: what's okay? What's wharf?
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: He's a klingon?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Oh that's cling on? Okay? Sorry, I was casual Star
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: Trek but I did like it, and I knew that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Spock was like part something. But then I was like, wait,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: is he also part No? Okay, it's fine, I'm fine, Continue,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: thank you. Uh. E F.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: Hutton. The Brochures and Dorothy's Purse is a brokerage firm
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: for buying like stocks and things.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Sophia did say like that pig is like a minute
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: away from being sizzling. That is a cured meat product
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: which was marketed in the seventies and eighties as a
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: healthy alternative bacon.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Like. Ralph definitely ate that if he ate scrapple.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: And that's all I have. And my book goes into
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: my moving box after we wrap here, I'm packing up
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: my computer, all right. The pig was cute and he
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: wagged his little tailing.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: They do that, do they?
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: They like?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: Did they?
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: Our pig used to roll into her back so we
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: could scratch her belly.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It was just like my friend in Escondido, her cottage,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Daniel died and someone gave them one of those little
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: like Populli pigs that were like trendy in the late
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: eighties early nineties, But we're often just baby pigs, and
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: so she had a pig for time, but it became
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to the size of baby and her backyard. They had
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: a massive front yard, but their backyard, which was fenced,
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: was very small, and they eventually had to get give
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: the pig to like a four h type because it
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: got so big. But when it was literally he.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Was a hundreds of pounds, aren't they he was?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: He was real big. I mean, he was probably.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Like them getting that pig up into her bed is
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: not realistic. Who knows if the bed would have broke,
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: you know, like if they could support him. Yeah, I know,
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: it wasn't real.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Wouldn't have been the only animal to break a bed
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: in that house. I'm sure one.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: They one of Blanche's dates.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Oh god? Anyway, all right, Well, it was tasked to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: explain how Roses the villain, and I think Roses the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: villain because she stole a hundred thousan dollars from her
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: friends an idiot and she's the wrong bet. So she's
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: the villain because she's the one that sent the pig
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: back and it died. But then she got to ride
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: driver's seat shotgun in the uh tow truck Mercedes ride.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: That's fucked. Let let Dorothy drive that car. She earned
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: that she was the least interested in the pig and
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: the most interested in the money. And then Rose got
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: to ride in the front seat. And that's wrong. She
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Rose should have been in the trunk or stayed home
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: because she sent that pig back. Well, I mean, she
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: put a pig in a bed. Pigs don't like to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: have their feet off the ground for that long.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You're not really Like if you have a pig and
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: I don't well I don't know about giant like farm pigs,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: but like if you have one of those little pot
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: belly pigs or whatever, and like both all their legs
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: are off the ground and you're holding them, they kind
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: of freak out and they like they make their little
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: noise and wiggle their little feet because they like to
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: have their feet on the ground. So being that high
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: on a bed might have been traumatic had that been
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: a real pig. So in that way, Roses, what.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Do you feed a pig?
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: Corn?
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: Oh, corny?
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: They eat anything.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: And if you buy a little pig and you don't
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: only feed them a small amount every day, they will
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: get big no matter what.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what they say.
• 28:33
  Speaker 9: Our pig was little because my stepm our pet peg
• 28:37
  Speaker 9: was little because my stepmam.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Wanted a little big.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: But she would go outside and she would eat all
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: the acorns. She got really big.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of acorns.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: So they can eat like table scraps, even like people.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Bacon. And it was horrible.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I bet the pig didn't know any better.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: She did.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: She ate it up.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: It was like, you're like, that's dead. That's fucked up.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: It is drunk assholes would feed the big geese at
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: ren Fair the turkey legs.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: Oh it's yeah, it's at least it's a different kind.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: I mean it's still sad. Other large bird, Well, you
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: used to fucking hand them big bird, making me a
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: big bird. It's fucking mean.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Oh bird.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Well I don't think that was my best villain today,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: but I'm still under the weather, so bear with me.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: But she did steal, you know, twenty five k out
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: of everyone's pockets.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a solid attempt.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they tried. They didn't really specify how
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: long they had the pig at their house. Everyone seemed
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: pretty mad, like pretty.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Quick, like a week at most.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I think, And they said thirty six hours later. I'm
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: surprised the pig was even home by the I don't
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: even when they drive it there, they fly it like
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: blew it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: They flew because the light.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: How much is that? Yeah, that's a lot, because you
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: have to put it under the Can it go on
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: a commercial flight or is it a special flight.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: And go under the plane. It could go on a
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: commercial flight, but it would have to be in the
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: cargo hold. That's still pressurized. We shipped Abby. She came
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: from like a poppy mill type place. I was just
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: looking for a hypoolergenic dog at the time, and she
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: was pretty cheap. I know you're you're not cheap now,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: we love you, but she's expensive. Her shipping was like
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: four or five hundred dollars for her to be in
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: a crate, not in the part of the plane where
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't be able to breathe, and then we had
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: to go pick her up at the cargo, so they
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: probably the pig would have been probably in cargo too. Then.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I think last week's episode was much better for Bill.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Sorry you had to go through baby, It's just an
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: okay one.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe she did because they put her in a corner.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: On that note, or a heart attack after Patrick Sweeze
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: lifted her up.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: Yes, Hi, I just want you guys to know that
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: your cheesecake is absolutely ready and I definitely have it
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: and you should eat it. And I didn't even cut
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: it with my fingers or my mouth.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: We just need to know where we can find Bill
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: at you.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: Can find me it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 7: After School Midlight Special is my podcast with Aaron after
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: School Midlife Special on Instagram and all your podcasts on platforms.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: What about us, Kristen.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: You can find us across all.
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: Ah Ameline iPod and you can reach us at Aline iPod.
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: At gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Okay, Abby, let's eat teescac cake.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Your cheesecake is shirt and bye everybody.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Bye, You're gonna go eat.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: No no, no, no no no