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MOTHERS DAY RECAP and DISASTERS · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Yesterday was Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 2: Bianca, how was your Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say that I land the Lord.
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  Speaker 1: The worst Mother's Day? What happened?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, guys, My daughter is so so sweet.
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  Speaker 3: So I mentioned her that I wanted to start like
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  Speaker 3: meal prepping, you know, just to be healthier. And for
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  Speaker 3: some reason she took this as like a whole new
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  Speaker 3: life for me or something, and she gifted me New
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  Speaker 3: Year knew you Mother's Day, which sounds really really nice
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  Speaker 3: until I realized that it involved a three mile surprise
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  Speaker 3: hike at six a m. In the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Oh terrible.
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  Speaker 5: You don't subscribe to that?
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  Speaker 3: Like what who wants to do that on Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it was terrible. And then I was allowed
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  Speaker 3: a treat, I'm telling it, that's what she called it,
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  Speaker 3: a treat of kale, week glass shot, gross.
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  Speaker 4: And a nap.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I ended up calling an uber from the trail
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  Speaker 3: and I went home by myself and I ate an
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  Speaker 3: entire box of chocolates in my bed.
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  Speaker 1: Are you sore today from the hike?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, yes? And the kale upset my stomach. Not
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  Speaker 3: to you know, get too personal, but.
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  Speaker 4: There could be nothing that tastes worse than kale and
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  Speaker 4: wheat grass together at a shot.
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  Speaker 3: There can be nothing that you're standing on a mountain
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  Speaker 3: and you don't want to be there at six am.
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  Speaker 2: Then Alicia had a daughter that was there just to
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  Speaker 2: put put together a mother's day for you. You're looking
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  Speaker 2: at it all wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Perspective, right right, right, right, right right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, happy Mother's Day and thanks for sharing that with this,
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  Speaker 2: Banka Bianca.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Emily. Did your mother's day go wrong?
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  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. Absolutely. My kids decided to give me
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  Speaker 6: a day off, like, oh, we're going to give mom
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  Speaker 6: a day off. So they took over the kitchen and
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  Speaker 6: they made this massive five course dinner.
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  Speaker 4: Oh that sounds amazing.
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  Speaker 6: It was amazing is a good word. They ended up.
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  Speaker 6: Let's see, they blew a fuse. They set my newly
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  Speaker 6: remodeled kitchen on fire, and they left every single dish
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  Speaker 6: need a wash because they they had shuts exhaustion, and
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  Speaker 6: they went out out to nap on the couch. Peak motherhood.
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  Speaker 4: You put out fires all the time, What's what's another
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  Speaker 4: one in your kitchen on Mother's Day?
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly?
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  Speaker 3: So, yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 6: Extremely memorable Mother's Day, you know.
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  Speaker 2: I put together some Mother's day trivia. I never got
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  Speaker 2: to let me bounce? Can I bounce it off of you,
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  Speaker 2: Emily before everybody in here too?
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  Speaker 1: Really?
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  Speaker 2: So I'll go Emily first. You tell me what TV
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  Speaker 2: show this mom is from? Carol Brady.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, that's from The Brady Butt.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Peyton, DJ Tanner Fuller.
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  Speaker 7: Oh that's from full House, No, Fuller House.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Kyle Claire.
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  Speaker 4: Huxtable, that's The Cosby Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, Rich, Marge Simpson, The Simpsons. All right, I'll take
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  Speaker 1: it up a notch. Emily.
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  Speaker 6: Claire Dumphy, Oh my gosh, I had no idea.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody know where Claire Dumphy's from.
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  Speaker 2: It's yes, Kyle fu Yes, okay, Rich Lorley Gilmore, The
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  Speaker 2: Gilmore Girl.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, one of my favorite shows of all time.
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  Speaker 1: Peyton Peggy Bundy.
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  Speaker 7: But the Peggy Bundy, Peggy Bundy, The Bundy Bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Nope. Do you know Emily Peggy Bundy?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: I do.
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  Speaker 3: That's Oh my God, married with children.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. And you win the game ever your
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  Speaker 1: kids get to make you another meal tonight, another birthday. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I'm so honored.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, so tired, thanks for calling in, and
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  Speaker 2: you'll look back at that mother's day and think it
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  Speaker 2: was awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I got three college age boys nineteen twenty
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  Speaker 2: two and twenty three, and they're a home as of
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  Speaker 2: last night. My son came home yesterday last night, late
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  Speaker 2: last night. So my wife and two of the boys
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  Speaker 2: and me went to Sprouts to go grocery shop.
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  Speaker 1: And since we're got a price is right theme.
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  Speaker 2: To me, I was shocked at the price of the groceries,
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  Speaker 2: so I thought, maybe do a little prices right here
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  Speaker 2: real quick with you everybody in the studio. So three boys,
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  Speaker 2: college boys, a girlfriend. Girlfriend's here, okay, my wife and me,
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  Speaker 2: So six people take it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go round the room.
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  Speaker 4: Do you have a full cart? Two carts?
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  Speaker 7: We got to a full cart, a full cart by
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  Speaker 7: three college aged boys.
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  Speaker 4: You just got the house, so fill in the fridge,
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  Speaker 4: yeah yeah, so yeah, okay, okay, So how would I
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  Speaker 4: do it?
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  Speaker 1: So I give you you give me your number, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you how you're low?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, high low, Go ahead with four hundred dollars, okay,
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  Speaker 5: payton forty.
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  Speaker 4: Two, forty two rich? I think three twenty seven for
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  Speaker 4: the groceries. John, Three of you are too low, really.
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  Speaker 5: Forty five because you've probably got a lot of meat, right,
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  Speaker 5: I'm not telling you five seventy five, Payton six hundred.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty high. I'm gonna go with four ninety. John.
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  Speaker 1: The closest I'll go over is Peyton it was six
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  Speaker 1: hundred and something. Why Least Sprouts is.
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  Speaker 7: Like a low key kard of expensive.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're to be healthy.
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  Speaker 5: Groceries are low key yea, But I feel like they're
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  Speaker 5: like organic, you know, if you went to make it
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  Speaker 5: even more.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: If you went to like food City, you could have
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  Speaker 4: three carts for like maybe one hundred and twenty.
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  Speaker 1: All I got for me was popcorn and grapes.
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  Speaker 7: Really, I feel like I have like made the or
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  Speaker 7: had the best bang for my bucket. Like Trader Joe's.
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  Speaker 7: I feel like every time I go to Trader Joe's,
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  Speaker 7: it might be like one hundred and fifty between one
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  Speaker 7: hundred and eighty, but I feel like I've got a
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  Speaker 7: good week's worth of groceries.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're right, Aldy, Yeah, I like Wincoto.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to I'm trying to do the like the
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  Speaker 2: healthiest thing in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff try to use healthy is possible whenever I can.
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  Speaker 2: And what's my newest thing that I might be getting
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  Speaker 2: towards now is that whole plastic thing.
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  Speaker 4: Trying to stay away from plastic. I hear a lot
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  Speaker 4: about that.
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  Speaker 1: That's impossible.
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  Speaker 2: It is impossible because my newest thing, you know, I
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  Speaker 2: try to drink a coffee and do it through the krig.
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  Speaker 2: The coffee cup is is plastic. The coffee machine that
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  Speaker 2: the coffee goes through is plastic. The things are plastical.
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  Speaker 2: What I'm talking about. I saw this thing on the
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  Speaker 2: wa pods that they think the cured pods are the
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  Speaker 2: probably the number one thing. They put plastics in everybody's body.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone does the easy way. So I was telling my
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  Speaker 2: white Aboudy yesterday. She's like, so, what do you want
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  Speaker 2: to do? Get like an old school coffee pot? And
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  Speaker 2: I was like, well, I remember my dad used to
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  Speaker 2: have that. That's a hot coffee pot. As long as
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  Speaker 2: that anyone know hot? No, come on now, anyway.
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  Speaker 7: None of us.
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  Speaker 1: Come on. Let's go over Mother's Day. Kyle. How is
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  Speaker 1: your mother's Day? You've been the mother of the show.
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  Speaker 1: How is Mother's Day? Yesterday? Mother's name was great.
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  Speaker 5: I got to do breakfast with my mom, which was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: We went up to pace In. It was our dog,
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  Speaker 5: our puppy, Poppy's first trip, and she was like freaked
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  Speaker 5: out the entire time, but it was It was definitely
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  Speaker 5: a fun, relaxing day.
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  Speaker 4: I got to take a nap.
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  Speaker 5: But leading up to it, like I think it was
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  Speaker 5: Thursday or Friday, I walked out the front door and
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  Speaker 5: there was an Amazon package that had been delivered. But
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  Speaker 5: you know how some packages come in their original boxes.
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  Speaker 5: This one came in its original box and it was
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  Speaker 5: a shark steam mop And Scott comes and he's like,
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  Speaker 5: oh my god, you're not supposed to see that yet,
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  Speaker 5: And I was like, that's not my Mother's Day gift,
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  Speaker 5: is it.
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  Speaker 4: He goes, A mop A mop?
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  Speaker 1: I go.
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  Speaker 5: He goes, yeah, it was gonna be your mosic seriously
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  Speaker 5: bought me a mopful. I don't want to sound up grateful,
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  Speaker 5: but isn't that very cliche? It's offensive in some ways.
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  Speaker 5: Like you were talking the other day about how you
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  Speaker 5: really wanted a steambop and I was I was indeed
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  Speaker 5: talking about that, So I was like, well, I appreciate
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  Speaker 5: it definitely.
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  Speaker 1: Right. I tot that Memorial weekend, right.
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  Speaker 5: But I am grateful for whatever the thought.
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  Speaker 1: And then the kids wrote really cute messages and stuff.
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  Speaker 4: So it was a good day.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, our Mother's Day was really chill. We didn't really
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  Speaker 7: do much until the evening. But it was pretty funny
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  Speaker 7: because my mom she kept saying the one thing that
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  Speaker 7: she really wanted, and apparently no one in my family
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  Speaker 7: decided to communicate. So my mom got the same three
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  Speaker 7: ninja creamies for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 4: Awesome. Well, I mean, she could book prep.
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  Speaker 7: She could, she was really excited. But me and my
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  Speaker 7: brother got her the Ninja creamy. My dad got her
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  Speaker 7: the Ninja creamy. Her dad got her the Ninja creamy.
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  Speaker 5: Have a lot of people in your family, so like,
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  Speaker 5: if you were to do like an ice cream night,
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  Speaker 5: you're gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Need all those Totally wait, do you have an inja creamy?
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  Speaker 4: Cono?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So get this.
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  Speaker 2: So I was in Hawaii last week and we're moving
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  Speaker 2: Kemp home and he gave us one bag, one massive
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  Speaker 2: bag to take home, and in it was a couple
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  Speaker 2: of things and the Ninja creamy that his girlfriend got him,
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  Speaker 2: and he was explaining it to me what it was,
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  Speaker 2: and I was going I was sort of thinking, I
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  Speaker 2: feel like Kyle has one of those I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: and he keeps telling me about it, and I was like, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: well we get home, I'm gonna use it. And he goes, well,
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  Speaker 2: you've got to the way he was explaining, you got
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  Speaker 2: to prepare it the night before, yeah, like twelve hours.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought it was like you throw banana and
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  Speaker 1: then you get ice cream.
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  Speaker 7: My brother said the same exact thing. He was like,
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  Speaker 7: this seems like a whole lot of work.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It was like I literally thought, could take a frozen banana,
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  Speaker 7: throw it in and ice.
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  Speaker 5: Cream, some milk and some condensed milk in it, switch
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  Speaker 5: it around, put it in the freezer overnight, and then
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  Speaker 5: you have ice cream whenever you next one already condensed milk.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like a lot of work that.
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  Speaker 7: It was a really, really nice Mother's Day, though, I
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  Speaker 7: will say I was feeling a little left out though,
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  Speaker 7: because I felt like I should also be celebrated yesterday
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  Speaker 7: as Kadem's future baby mama.
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  Speaker 4: I felt like.
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  Speaker 7: I've put some respect on my name. Man, you're trying
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  Speaker 7: to trap me over here.
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  Speaker 4: Try to trap me that.
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  Speaker 1: You guys.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we took Stacey uh the resident mom out to
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  Speaker 4: brunch and I've been eating super healthy like the last
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  Speaker 4: two weeks. But this place says as part of your brunch,
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  Speaker 4: you get a free French toast bread pudding with ice
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  Speaker 4: cream on it for dessert. And I mowed through that
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  Speaker 4: thing like I've never had sugar before, and I felt
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  Speaker 4: so bad the entire rest of the day. So I
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  Speaker 4: think that is a lesson. You should always eat just
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  Speaker 4: a little bit of crappy, so when you do eat crappy,
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  Speaker 4: it doesn't affect you at all. So not healthy all
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  Speaker 4: the time, just a little crappy every now and then
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  Speaker 4: more often, so it doesn't hurt you. It's about the balance.
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  Speaker 4: But yes, he had a great time, and I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what. I don't know where her boys go. They
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  Speaker 4: got her like some he's chocolate?
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  Speaker 1: Would she let her something?
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  Speaker 4: I got her flowers?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you okay?
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  Speaker 6: Nice?
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  Speaker 7: I saw like a whole thing where Nick Cannon had
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  Speaker 7: his hard stance. He was like, I'm not celebrating or
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  Speaker 7: hanging out with any of my baby mamas. They're not
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  Speaker 7: my mom, and he hung out with his mom all day.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard that stance before, and I thought that was
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  Speaker 2: the stance that Blake's dad, my wife, my father in
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  Speaker 2: law had with her. I don't remember him ever getting
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  Speaker 2: her anything for father for Mother's Day because he's like,
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  Speaker 2: you're not my mom, right, And I was like, oh, man,
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  Speaker 2: I figured a father would do that to the daughter.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of days ago, she gets a whole bunch
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  Speaker 2: of flowers for Mother's Day from her dad and I
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  Speaker 2: was like what kiss? And I started to stress because
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  Speaker 2: I didn't think I was supposed to do anything. So
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  Speaker 2: I say to my son's Dutch and Jake. They're out
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  Speaker 2: and about and I'm like, hey, you guys, make sure
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  Speaker 2: you get a card for your mom for Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 1: And then I was like, hey, and Dutch get one
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  Speaker 1: for me for your mom? Right? Good?
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  Speaker 4: Smart?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: So he comes home, he texts me and goes, I hid,
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  Speaker 2: I hid the your Mother's Day card underneath your speed
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  Speaker 2: ticket which was on the counter, and I go, okay,
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  Speaker 2: got it. So Blake and I walk in and I'm
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  Speaker 2: reading the text. So I go look under my speeding
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  Speaker 2: ticket and there's the Mother's Day card. I'm like, great,
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  Speaker 2: this is the day before Mother's Day. And then I
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  Speaker 2: look on the counter and there's his.
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  Speaker 4: Mother's Day card just there, wide open, like not signed
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  Speaker 4: nothing signed, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like the envelope and then open and I'm like what
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  Speaker 2: and I grab it and he's he's in the pool
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  Speaker 2: in the backyard and I stand up and I hold it.
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  Speaker 1: I go hey. Then he goes, oh my god, I
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  Speaker 1: was too busy hide in your car and I forgot
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  Speaker 1: to play.
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  Speaker 4: That's your kid. I can tell you guys are related.
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  Speaker 1: Well then anyway, man, so I think. So.
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  Speaker 2: Then for Blake, for Mother's Day, we went to one
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  Speaker 2: of our favorite restaurants is Legrand orang Lgo, and her
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  Speaker 2: favorite thing to do is play backgammon. So she was like,
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  Speaker 2: because my son Kemp didn't get home until eight nine
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  Speaker 2: last night. So Jake and Dutch and I took her
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  Speaker 2: to Lgo and she wanted to play backgammon against all
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  Speaker 2: three of us at at different times, and she got
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  Speaker 2: killed every game.
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  Speaker 4: She was really sad on Mother's Day. You don't let her,
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  Speaker 4: you don't let her have a little I don't. She
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  Speaker 4: plays vicious games.
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  Speaker 2: So the fact that Dutch went first, he killed her,
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  Speaker 2: and then I killed her, then Jake killed her.
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  Speaker 1: Jakeson only played one time before.
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  Speaker 4: She's done with that game.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Dutch, just like I don't lose mom
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  Speaker 4: Talking, tragic, unbelievable,