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Hannah Berner, Bravo Sued and Reality TV Secrets · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: The best show on earth.
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  Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Well, we know who
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  Speaker 4: is going to the Super Bowl. It's the Chiefs and
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  Speaker 4: the 49ers. And I think it's nice that they have
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  Speaker 4: like a little Sunday off. So there's like a dead
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  Speaker 4: Sunday in between. I don't know, just to like probably
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  Speaker 4: just do spas or whatever, get a spray tan, whatever
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  Speaker 4: you need to do before the Super Bowl for the guys.
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  Speaker 2: And it was a really great moment. You know, I am.
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  Speaker 4: Pro Taylor and Travis and everyone is like oh my
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  Speaker 4: god she was so great because they were happy to
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  Speaker 4: see each other but then when he saw his brother
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  Speaker 4: she stepped back she had let them have their moment
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  Speaker 4: she let the mom hug him first and then I
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  Speaker 4: do think that's really great but also most other girlfriends
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  Speaker 4: of professional football players would do that too. But I
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  Speaker 4: do think it just, again, adds to the character that
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  Speaker 4: I think that she has.
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  Speaker 2: I just think she's a really good person.
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  Speaker 4: And when I saw this, I'm like, oh, this is
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  Speaker 4: so great that she has like, she has a cute
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  Speaker 4: football player. And I just think of that song, you know,
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  Speaker 4: like the song about she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
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  Speaker 2: She's captain of the cheer team and I'm in the bleachers.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, I wonder if This is the ultimate
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  Speaker 4: high school like F you to the bitches when she
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  Speaker 4: was in high school before she became a big star.
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  Speaker 4: And now she is dating the best football player you
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  Speaker 4: could date. And I think they will get engaged by May.
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  Speaker 4: I talk about it in a future episode that I
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  Speaker 4: already recorded.
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  Speaker 2: So Who knows?
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  Speaker 4: I don't think it's going to happen like at the
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  Speaker 4: Super Bowl. I don't think she would want it. And
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  Speaker 4: even if they've talked about it, I think she'd be like,
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  Speaker 4: please do not do that because the world will hate
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  Speaker 4: me if any of this is made about me. So
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  Speaker 4: I do believe they'll get engaged. And I think they're
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  Speaker 4: going to have one or two kids. And I think
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  Speaker 4: it would be really cute instead of having two boys.
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  Speaker 4: She has two girls. She has two sisters.
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  Speaker 2: And then the mom is like, oh, I don't even
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  Speaker 2: know what to do with girls. OK, that's how cute
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 4: OK, now here's another story that is about young women. And,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I support young women and especially their education.
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  Speaker 4: I come from a school that was a all same sex,
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  Speaker 4: all female school. And I believe that is a great
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  Speaker 4: high school education if you choose to have it for
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  Speaker 4: yourself or for your daughter. And it's very important that
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  Speaker 4: we keep these institutions alive, whether they're Catholic or non-denominational.
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  Speaker 2: This one is Catholic. It's called Lorena.
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  Speaker 4: It's very similar to the one I went, but it's
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  Speaker 4: about 20 minutes from me in Thousand Oaks. It sits
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  Speaker 4: on 36 acres and it's been around for like 50,
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  Speaker 4: 60 years. They just got a letter, all the parents,
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  Speaker 4: that the school is closing in June. Their daughters don't
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  Speaker 4: know what to do. Think about if you were a junior,
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  Speaker 4: the school starts in sixth grade. How are they feeling?
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  Speaker 4: The parents are upset because they're not showing the financials.
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  Speaker 4: They're not being honest about it. And I think this
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  Speaker 4: has to do with real estate. I think this is
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  Speaker 4: a real estate deal that's pending and they're not being
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  Speaker 4: honest about it. And it makes me nervous because when
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  Speaker 4: you have an all-girls school that does not involve football,
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  Speaker 4: the money and everything is not like it is at
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  Speaker 4: a school that has a football team. The land is
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  Speaker 4: just a beautiful piece of property. And in California, it's
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  Speaker 4: very valuable. And I think this is something, somebody is
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  Speaker 4: offering them a lot of money to have this land.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know this for a fact. That is my prediction.
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  Speaker 4: And I think there needs to be a greater transparency.
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  Speaker 4: And I feel really sorry for these girls and their
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  Speaker 4: parents and their parents who have paid $ 20, 000.
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  Speaker 2: A year for every year.
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  Speaker 4: And now their daughter's a junior who's been there since
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  Speaker 4: sixth grade. And they're like, by the way, the school's closing.
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  Speaker 3: Deal with it.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go. This is a story that interests me.
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  Speaker 2: It should interest you.
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  Speaker 4: It's about female Single sex, high schools, and I think
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  Speaker 4: it's one that everyone should look at and really see
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  Speaker 4: what was the true story behind it.
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  Speaker 2: And it's Lorena and Thousand Oaks.
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  Speaker 3: Save Lorena.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Caroline Manzo of Real Housewives of New Jersey.
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  Speaker 4: You remember her. They finally paid her enough, in my opinion,
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  Speaker 4: to go back because she always said she wouldn't. unless
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  Speaker 4: the money was right. And she went and went on
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  Speaker 4: the real ultimate girls trip in Morocco. It was filmed
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  Speaker 4: over a year ago, I believe. And it was Alex
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  Speaker 4: McCord from New York. And I think Eve, Eva from Atlanta,
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  Speaker 4: Gretchen Rossi from OC and Brandy Glanville from Real.
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  Speaker 2: Housewives of Beverly Hills.
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  Speaker 4: We heard about how they had to This big thing
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  Speaker 4: happened when they were there, when it happened. And Caroline
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  Speaker 4: went home early because the story was that leaked out that,
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  Speaker 4: you know, Brandi tried.
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  Speaker 2: To kiss her.
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  Speaker 4: She touched her genitals. She touched her boobs. Then she
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  Speaker 4: went to a bathroom and she followed her in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 4: And apparently there's two witnesses to this, which would be
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  Speaker 4: Gretchen Rossi and Alex McCord. According to the new lawsuit
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  Speaker 4: that came out, yes, Caroline Manza is now suing Bravo
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  Speaker 4: and the production company. saying that this essay happened to
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  Speaker 4: her and they obviously knew about it.
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  Speaker 2: They saw it. They heard it.
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  Speaker 4: And they were plowing people with alcohol and they didn't
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  Speaker 4: stop it on the first time. The second, when you
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  Speaker 4: read it all the way through, which is now public
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  Speaker 4: record because it's a lawsuit, it really does go on
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  Speaker 4: for quite a bit and you feel for her. But
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  Speaker 4: she's not suing Brandy. Brandy's upset. Brandy tweeted, Can we
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  Speaker 4: please air this show to show that this is not
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  Speaker 4: what it was looking like? I'm curious if Caroline is
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  Speaker 4: deciding to sue so that we never see the show.
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  Speaker 4: So no one ever questions if by any chance she
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  Speaker 4: was giggling about it or participatory in it or.
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  Speaker 2: Moving on or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: It's written very much like I just– After that, I
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  Speaker 4: was shaken up, but I had to do my job.
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  Speaker 2: So I went back to the dining table. Then it
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  Speaker 2: happened again.
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  Speaker 4: And when you read it, it is like, oh my God,
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  Speaker 4: this does seem pretty awful. And you feel for Caroline Manzo. But,
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  Speaker 4: you know, so my prediction is Bravo will pay her money.
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  Speaker 4: They will settle out of court and we will never
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  Speaker 4: see the real housewives of Morocco, which of course the
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  Speaker 4: other girls are upset about because this was going to
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  Speaker 4: like boost their being relevant, maybe get them other parts
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  Speaker 4: on other shows. I don't think we're ever going to
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  Speaker 4: see it. And Brandy feels like this has really hurt
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  Speaker 4: her reputation.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if.
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  Speaker 4: Brandy could also sue Bravo just so that she could
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  Speaker 4: get them deposed to try to prove herself.
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  Speaker 2: But here's the thing. It probably happened when she was
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  Speaker 2: quite intoxicated.
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  Speaker 3: So who knows?
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  Speaker 4: The footage is going to have to be seen. So
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  Speaker 4: unless they settle, the depositions will say, let's show the footage,
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  Speaker 4: which will either show Bravo being encouraging of it or,
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  Speaker 4: you know, complying to it or, you know, or Brandy
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  Speaker 4: being so out of it or getting drinks or maybe
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  Speaker 4: there's a moment where there's some footage where a producer says.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, go do that. You know, that was funny. Go
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: So this is kind of interesting. But I also feel Caroline, A,
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  Speaker 4: doesn't want this ever to be seen. She wants it buried.
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  Speaker 4: So this is one way to do it. B, she
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  Speaker 4: doesn't care about burning the bridge. She never wants to
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  Speaker 4: go back to the show. So she might as well
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  Speaker 4: do it in a bang, try to save her reputation.
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  Speaker 4: And if she truly feels that she was violated, then yes,
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  Speaker 4: she should be made whole. And if that's because of
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  Speaker 4: gaining somebody financially from your one-time employer.
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  Speaker 2: So be it.
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  Speaker 4: So we'll see what happens. And now for my really fun,
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  Speaker 4: hilarious interview with the always fun Hannah Burner. Hello and
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  Speaker 4: welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am back with return Juicy Scooper,
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  Speaker 4: funny lady.
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  Speaker 2: Hannah Berner.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so happy to be here. I love you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Aw, I love you too. We hung out in the
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  Speaker 2: Hamptons last.
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  Speaker 3: We hung out in the Hamps.
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  Speaker 2: We did.
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  Speaker 4: And then I love that you speak so highly of
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  Speaker 4: me on other people's shows.
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  Speaker 2: Do I? I should be talking shit. You and Claudia... Somehow,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think someone told me.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, because I listen to Claudia as the toast sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: And I was just so pleasantly surprised. There's nothing better
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  Speaker 4: than all.
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  Speaker 2: Of a sudden hearing two people talk behind your back
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  Speaker 2: on a podcast. and it's positive.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, what? That's the scoop. I'm actually spreading
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  Speaker 3: love and joy.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 4: I love it that you guys were kind of like,
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  Speaker 4: that I was kind of like a fun comedian auntie
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  Speaker 4: for you.
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  Speaker 3: No, but like, as two female podcasters, you gotta put
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  Speaker 3: respect where respect is due for Juicy Scoop. And we
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  Speaker 3: all love kind of building that kind of community of
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  Speaker 3: like the silly girls out here. Support the women.
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  Speaker 2: Women supporting women.
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  Speaker 3: And look, you put out fire content.
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  Speaker 2: You do.
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  Speaker 3: No one can argue that.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? You know who doesn't support women?
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  Speaker 3: No, you know.
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  Speaker 2: What? You know what? You know what? She really doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: Who, Ramona?
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  Speaker 5: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Who?
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  Speaker 3: You know what, Bethany?
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  Speaker 2: She really doesn't. Okay? She didn't go to my anti-skincare line.
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  Speaker 2: It's very upsetting, right? We support women here at Juicy
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  Speaker 2: Scoop and at Hannah Berger. And you have, you are
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  Speaker 2: doing so well. I love your stuff on Twitter. Girl
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  Speaker 2: on the street.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I mean, that's so funny.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, you really like you build that up yourself.
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  Speaker 2: That was so great.
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  Speaker 4: And you just came from another podcast. And I was
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  Speaker 4: going to talk about this because it's all over the
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  Speaker 4: press that Brittany Schmidt. And I think this is really
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  Speaker 4: smart that she saved this. Sometimes you've got to save
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  Speaker 4: your juicy story for the first episode of your new podcast.
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  Speaker 4: And she comes out with it with Brittany Furlan, who
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  Speaker 4: I love. And she's been on here as well.
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  Speaker 2: And it's that she dated Armie Hammer after the scandal. Recent.
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  Speaker 2: And I think, you know, even if you.
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  Speaker 4: Didn't want to date him, I would have more respect
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  Speaker 4: if she was like, look, I knew we were about
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  Speaker 4: to launch this podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And I saw him at a bar and I'm like, ah,
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  Speaker 4: I can take a bite for the team.
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  Speaker 2: So fucked up.
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  Speaker 3: But like, I do understand doing something for the story.
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  Speaker 3: And I do think in her weird comedian brain that
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  Speaker 3: we have too, she was like, something entertaining is going
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  Speaker 3: to come of this. But I didn't know she was
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  Speaker 3: going to tell people because I knew. And then I
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  Speaker 3: was like, oh, I'm in L.A. And she goes, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: that's the day my Army Hammer episode's dropping. And I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: are you sure? Oh, is that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: That's going to be intense. But I haven't seen anything
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  Speaker 3: because I haven't been on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: I just saw the clip. I just saw the clip.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And she, you know, met him and was like, look,
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  Speaker 4: we're going to have to talk about the fact of
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  Speaker 4: the cannibalism. And the way he described it to her
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  Speaker 4: was like, look, yeah, I get to be inside of you.
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  Speaker 4: And so, therefore, I want you inside of me by,
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  Speaker 4: I guess, eating part of you.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Why can't she just put a finger in the butt?
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  Speaker 2: That's what she said.
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  Speaker 6: That was her joke.
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  Speaker 3: Did she? Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Now everyone's going to accuse you of stealing that joke.
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  Speaker 3: Not again!
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  Speaker 2: But I swear to God, she said she hadn't seen
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  Speaker 2: the clip.
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't seen the clip.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what she said. Like, she goes, yeah. And, no,
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  Speaker 2: but then she said, so she goes, but, you know,
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  Speaker 2: she was classy about it. She's like, look, I was down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not, you know, saying anybody else's experience isn't their
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  Speaker 2: experience for me. But she also went in post the scandal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, the other girls, they thought they're just dating
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  Speaker 4: a really hot guy that was, you know, super into them.
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  Speaker 4: And they were like, yeah, I will be at your
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  Speaker 4: porch with a leash on my neck waiting for you
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  Speaker 4: because you are Armie Hammer and you're hot.
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  Speaker 3: I can't judge Brittany for having an I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: fix him moment because we've all been there. We go,
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  Speaker 3: the other girls couldn't, but I'm going to turn you
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  Speaker 3: into Vanilla King.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think she thought she was going to fix him.
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  Speaker 4: I think she was like, I'm down for the podcast story.
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  Speaker 3: I'm down.
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  Speaker 2: Because he's still hot. I can take a bite. And
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  Speaker 2: then she got a little tattoo. She let him tattoo
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  Speaker 2: her fingers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't see that.
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  Speaker 2: The dot and whatever you call it. What do you
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  Speaker 2: call it? The spot and dot tats?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, what the cool kids are doing. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 3: stick and poke.
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  Speaker 2: I really, this is what I'm going to pray for
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  Speaker 2: in the future.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's pray.
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  Speaker 4: That they have a way of even coming up with
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  Speaker 4: a much easier process to remove these tattoos.
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  Speaker 3: Poor Pete Davidson.
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  Speaker 2: Poor everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be in rehab too if I was getting my
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  Speaker 3: whole body like pulled off.
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  Speaker 2: I get it.
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  Speaker 4: I get it's really fashionable and I get like it's
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  Speaker 4: fun and I get that it's. But I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 4: you're going this. What I used to say to my kids,
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  Speaker 4: my sons, is I said, remember when you liked Dora
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  Speaker 4: the Explorer? And I go, well, now you're on the
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  Speaker 4: baseball team. And you take off your shirt to go
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  Speaker 4: jump in the pool with your friends.
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  Speaker 3: They're going to think you're a loser.
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  Speaker 2: And you've got, you know, swipe or no swiping on
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  Speaker 2: your back.
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  Speaker 3: I was talking to Paige last week about how crazy
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  Speaker 3: the fashion industry is. How, like, red's the color. Everyone
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  Speaker 3: needs red. And then they go, everyone bought it. Now
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  Speaker 3: leopard's the thing everyone needs. And I'm like, that's why
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  Speaker 3: I never got a tattoo. Because in three weeks, it's
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  Speaker 3: not cool.
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  Speaker 2: Are you not tattooed either?
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  Speaker 3: I have no tattoo. I'm raw. I'm a raw dog.
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  Speaker 3: So am I. Look at us. We're just so pure.
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  Speaker 3: We're just such angel virgin babies, you know?
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  Speaker 2: I get that it's, like, fashionable and I do like
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  Speaker 2: the look, but whatever. Who cares?
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  Speaker 3: I don't trust myself. I'm not, like, better than people.
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  Speaker 3: I don't trust myself. She's got a good story.
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  Speaker 4: They got a lot of press. It's worth the finger tattoos.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure we'll figure out a way to remove it
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  Speaker 4: very simply.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but honestly, press is hard. Like, I think
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  Speaker 3: she wanted to, like, speak out about it, but then
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  Speaker 3: it never— The press, you start to feel dirty where
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: you're like, we don't need to keep talking about this.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: So I hope that it calms down. Save it for
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: the pod. That's what I always say. Save it for
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: the pod. Save it for camera.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Save it for the pod. Everyone has a pod. Save
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: it for the pod.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: How do you feel about our girl Natasha Leggera going
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: topless at the improv?
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I kind of fucking loved it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 4: Let me just explain what happened for people that might
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: have missed it. Natasha Leggera, Leggero is a mispronounced name.
• 15:47
  Speaker 6: No.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: But she has been a friend of mine for many,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: many years. She's super funny. She's a mom. She's written
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: a book. She has a podcast with her husband, who's
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: a very successful comic, too.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: And she went to the improv, and Burt Kreischer has
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: this bit where he's been doing forever.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: I know it's a bit now. It's just him.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Well, for sure.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: I thought that he went on Zempik and got all skinny,
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: but then when I saw him in that, he didn't
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: look skinny.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: I think he pushes it out sometimes.
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, he pushes it out now.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: But I also thought he just did it in arenas,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: but I kind of respect that he does it in
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: small club shows, too.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: No, I think he's always done it, and people want it.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: And so afterwards, he brings her up and she decided to,
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: you know, show her boobs right off the bat. And
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: she has a nice body and nice boobs. And then
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: she just put on like a little jacket over and
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: then I guess continued with her act.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: But of course, someone filmed it and it got out.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: And anyway, I don't know how much trouble I'm going
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: to have selling tickets coming this year. But I asked
• 16:49
  Speaker 4: you to go to Craig's with me tonight.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Because I was going to go full 70s Bush, lift
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: up the skirt, outside of Craig's, with you because you
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: have a lot more followers than me. And then TMZ
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: would be like, Heather Mital shows full Bush.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: Because I have.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: To compete with fucking Armie Hammer and going topless.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Like the press cycle is intense right now.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, being a female comic, it is hard. It
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: is hard to sell a ticket.
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: I think she was also kind of making fun of
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: the whole concept of like, well, we can never do that.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: And I kind of loved it as long as she
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: felt okay that it went online.
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: I think she is fine with it. And she did
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: sell out in like 10 minutes of some other club.
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: And I say, hey, you got to do what you
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: got to do.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: Whoever buys a ticket is going to be thrilled because
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: she's a really funny comic.
• 17:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Myself included. But sometimes it's hard to move tickets. So
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about.
• 17:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: God forbid.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: But do you want a bunch of creepy dudes at
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: your show? That's not the energy you want. No, I won't.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: I'll have, like, feminists that are like, yes, Heather's bringing
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: back the bush.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I respect the bush, except I'm kind of sweaty, so
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: when I grow it out, it's like, there's stuff in there.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: It's gross.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even have a bush, but I would just...
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: You've got to be original.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: You're going to buy a wig.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I want to stand out. I want to stand out.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: Get extensions on your puss.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Feigning on stage did nothing for me.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: No, that was iconic. That was iconic.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: It's done nothing for me.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: Really? Because people were like, I don't know if I
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: want to go to the show and witness her.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Break her head. No, it's just like everybody just reported
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: on it, but nobody was like, but wait, let's have
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: her come on the show where you can talk to her. No,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: they just talked about it and then just got mad
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: at me that I was either a libtard for being
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: vaccinated or.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: You weren't eating enough, so you fainted. I don't even know.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: She's too skinny.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Her legs are too long. I am looking for anything
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: that will help move it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: You have to sleep.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I love her. I think it's funny, and I thought
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: it was great. It's true. Why not? Who cares?
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: You have to sleep with your best friend's husband on
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: a reality show and not tell anyone about it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: That's what you did.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: That's what you have to do.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: No, but that's what you did. Just kidding.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, did I? I literally was like,
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: is that what they edited?
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: No, I'm going to get to that. I'm going to
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: get to what you're talking about. Are you talking about
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: Southern Charm?
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: And Scandival. Oh, and Scandival. I don't even know.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: There's so many.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: It's all becoming one.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: click and collect.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: So easy.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks. And yet somehow have found a
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: filed against me.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: what would you do if it was given back?
• 20:12
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 20:15
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: He said, I have a work dad.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: I need a home dad.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: What happens next? When I came in, he started crying.
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: happens next.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 20:39
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: First, I want to tell you, first, you know I'm
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: obsessed with the Lauren Sanchez, Jeff Bezos.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Yes. They had a party, his 60th birthday.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: We were not invited.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: We were not invited.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: But one of the things said what was there, like A-list.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Actors, McDonald's. And I was like, McDonald's? Heather McDonald's?
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: No, they just brought in McDonald's because that was his
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: first job. Again, everyone's down with the flex.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: But how do you bring in McDonald's? Like the owner
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: of McDonald's? No, no.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: They brought in the food. Like the burgers were featured.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought they brought Ronald McDonald's. He's just smooching
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: with like Kim Kardashian.
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: You know, that was like, let's remind everybody that Jeff
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: Bezos at one time worked at McDonald's when he was 16.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: So it was like a nice flex. But listen, she
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: looked gorgeous. She had all her A-list friends there. And,
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: you know, they had it in Beverly Hills.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Sparkly.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: And I just thought this was really weird.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom, they went with like alien.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: She had horns coming out of her head. And then
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: he had like and then she made him wear some
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: weird alien thing.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: She had like an alien ear. And nobody else was
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: dressed like an alien.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: This is giving like their version of you at Craig's.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: They're just trying to get attention.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was an alien themed thing.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Spaced out and starry-eyed. Maybe that was, and they went full.
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: Because Chris had like a Judith Lieber bag, but it
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: was a little alien head.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah, so they just went the hardest, and they
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: got the press. You know, maybe you need to go
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: to Craig's with an alien on your head.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know. It's anything. We don't know.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Also, they were in makeup for probably like six hours
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: for that.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: It's like, no, it's not worth it. That's weird.
• 22:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been a good party to go to. Okay, Kylie,
• 22:38
  Speaker 4: are you following any of this Fashion Week stuff?
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: A little bit, yeah. I saw Kylie around. She's evolving
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: based on her man, you know? The Kardashians like to
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: see who they're dating.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: So you believe this is a real relationship?
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: Ooh, I kind of have insider information. Just that... Because
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I'm from, like, New York.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: So she's supposedly dating.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: Timothee Chalamet.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Timothee Chalamet, who is Willy Wonka. Yeah. So what do
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you think is happening there?
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: I think.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: I just know that, like, The Kardashians are pretty, like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: once you're in there, like, he can't, like, talk to
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: the same people that were in his life. Like, he's
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: in a new system now. And it's, like, in the
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Kardashian kind of, you know, oh, no, they're going to
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: find me. That's what you think? I just think I
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: know that he's fully into this. Like, it's for real.
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: You think they're fully?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying they're getting married or anything, but, like,
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: they're fully committing to the bit.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And you think they're definitely boning?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Did you see that one kiss that was captured?
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You go, those people don't know how sex works.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: I think it was just like a mixed bag.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: I think if you have that much filler in your lip,
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: it is hard to know where your lip starts and stops.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Well, she's kind of going for like a new look,
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: which is not the lashes, not the heavy lashes. Now
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: people think it's because she's coming out with a new mascara.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: And so we're getting away from like the heavy glam.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: And I do see that like in trends and stuff,
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: like it's going to be, You know, like not as
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: lined of a lip, not as, you know, lined or
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: heavy of an eye. That kind of makeup is kind
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: of coming its way. And so she kind of went
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: with that look at this fashion party. But people thought
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: that she looked really old. Because I think she... Just
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: what she wore, I think she just was like, I
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: don't know. She does look older than 26 for sure.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: My argument is I agree to an extent, but I
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: think it's when you're really young and you get a
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: ton of filler and then you don't wear that much makeup,
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: you look like an older woman.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, you look like an older woman who's had work done.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Who's had work done. Because if she's baby face and
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: her face looks like a baby, you look young. But
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: it's like... She's trying to pull off this natural look
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: with an unnatural face.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: And I support all beauty standards, but there's a lot
• 25:02
  Speaker 3: of filler in that face, and it is fighting for
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: its life.
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I know it would be kind of interesting. I always
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: remember Joan Rivers had a really funny joke. She goes,
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: I wish I had a twin sister so I could
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: see what I would look like if I had never
• 25:14
  Speaker 4: gotten plastic surgery.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Like, you kind of don't know.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: And now I feel like it would be such a
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: hard thing to then– Like when she did at one point,
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: she kind of like took the lips down.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: But then she went.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: Back up because she was like, I don't enjoy doing
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: my lipstick as much with no lip filler.
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think your lips look the same after injecting
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: them so much. They're not going to have the same bourgeoisie.
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I also think when the influencers are
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: like young, like Alex Earl, if you're familiar with him. Yeah,
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: of course.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I'm familiar with him.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: What do you think?
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I know I may look as old as Kylie looks
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: in this photo, but I'm actually very hip in the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: TikTok world.
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: She's a specific algorithm. Some people have no idea who
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: she is. But people accuse her of looking old because
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: she's had a lot of work done. It's not that
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: they look old. It's just you associate seeing certain work
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: that real housewives have. So it's like she's looking like
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: a real housewife that didn't put a lot of makeup on. Well,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: it is weird.
• 26:15
  Speaker 4: Like I said, I've been watching like these old episodes
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: of things, not even that old, just like 10, 15
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: years back.
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: And like to see thin lips and no eyelashes and
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: like to see people with bad jaw lines and like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: and like, and like I, foreheads that move and, and yeah,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: and teeth that are not perfect.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I love watching like a 90s, a 90s rom-com.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: All the cute girls, no one has lips. And that
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: was what was beautiful. And that's why you shouldn't get
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: a tattoo.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Because who knows what it's going to be cool. You
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: never know. It's so funny how the beauty trends were
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: so different and stuff.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: And that's why all the girls are now who wanted
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: these like insane butt jobs are now getting them taken in.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: And it's like your body should not be a trend.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Do you know anyone that's getting their butt taken down?
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: I don't know anyone, but I would love to. It
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: sounds like a fucking fascinating story.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm really glad that the butt is going back out.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I feel like.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: There wasn't an equilibrium. Like you'd be like tilted. Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Like you have too much weight in one part of
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: your body. Right.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: I just, yeah, I think it's.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: You sit down and you're like three feet taller.
• 27:21
  Speaker 4: I once had someone that just wrote me the angriest
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: email and they're like, I don't know why your friends
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: don't convince you to get an ass job.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm like. You would look insane.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: First of all, it's very hard for me to want
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: to get. a part of my body done that I
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: can't see.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Like, I can't see it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Like looking at my face when it looks good because
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: that's what I have to look at. I have to
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: look at my hair, I have to look at my boobs,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: I have to look at my waist, look at the
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: front of my legs. When am I looking at the
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: back side.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: Of my body?
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: That's why I don't curl the back of my hair.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: I don't have time. But also, your legs are so beautiful.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with her legs in a creepy way. It
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: would make your legs look weird that out of your sticks.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Right, it's the ant.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yes, it would be an ant butt. I feel like everyone,
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: there is a flow that we should respect a little
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: bit of your proportions. Even if I'm a little pear-shaped,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I lean in. We're a beautiful pair.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: One trend that I would like to see leave in
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: 2024 is the.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Out-of-control Muppet eyelashes.
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: And I know how it happens.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: I know that people get the eyelash extensions at the
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: salon and then a couple fall out and then they
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: go back and then they fill those and then they
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: keep filling them and then they keep filling them. And
• 28:41
  Speaker 4: the next thing you know, you look like you've escaped
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: an insane asylum. But you don't realize it. No, it's
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: like what we would call it tanorexia in my day,
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: where you keep thinking you need to get tanner and tanner,
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: but you can't see it. Just like an anorexic sometimes
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: can't see that they're already thin. It's the same thing.
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: So I almost think with these lashes, and it's just
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: crazy because a socialite who's 55 will have the same black,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: thick lashes and blonde hair. that the girl handing you
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: your Chick-fil-A will have, and it just doesn't look good
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: on anybody.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: And Jeff Bezos at McDonald's when he was working there. No,
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: but sometimes I will get distracted by the eyelashes, so
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not even seeing the person's face. I'm just like, eyelashes.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: And it's like, it's too much.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: And I do the lashes, but I just do them myself,
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: and then I wash them off.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, she's an independent woman.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: But I get it.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I get whatever works for you people. But I do
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: also have my opinion of what looks good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: I think she looks... Fine. in this photo.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know. She also looked really cute in another
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: photo where she and her daughter both wore black.
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: And like was going to all the fashion. Have you
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: ever been invited to the Fashion Week stuff?
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: I've done like a couple things, but I haven't really
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: fully experienced it. And I'm not a big partier.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: Paige.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: I think this year is going to get more into it.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: It seems exhausting.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I would think that they'd be inviting her to all
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: the stuff.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: It's exhausting. Every day you have to get your makeup done.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: You have to have outfits for every show that correlate.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: Then everyone's judging where you're sitting. And then it's quite snobby.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: And then you have to get the photo. And then
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: everyone's like, well, why are the photographers taking photos of
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: her and not of me? And fashion is very uppity
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: like that. I may go with her for the story.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: I'm going to also say something real mean.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: J-Lo recently was at a fashion show. And her hair
• 30:32
  Speaker 4: was like, she didn't have any of the extensions. And
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: it was like just back and it was kind of
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: like in a weird greasy style. And she had these
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: like weird little glasses on. And people got a photo
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: of her like in the sun where she's not controlling
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: the photos and stuff.
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: And she didn't put her olive oil on.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, she still looked great. But you're like, okay.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: She's a normal person.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: This is a woman who is over 50 and who's
• 31:01
  Speaker 4: dealing with a crotchety husband.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: Whose husband is just crotchety. He's still hot.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: She has to defend him because he hasn't smiled in
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: four years. She's like, he's not kidnapped. He's okay. He's breathing.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I feed him every couple hours. And I don't mean
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: to be a hero, but can we stop getting so
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: upset with women aging? And then can we stop? Like,
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: is that the worst thing, that Kylie looks older? Like,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: who gives a fuck? It's like, yeah, I've been through shit.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: She's also a mother of two.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's tired.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: She's exhausted. And then she has to read all this
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: horrible shit about her. I'd look old as fuck, too.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I know, you're right. And I'm like, why am I
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: even talking about it that way? Okay, Real Housewives news.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Do you know that Alexis Bellino is returning to the
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: Real Housewives of OC as a friend of the show?
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: Well, I mean, they'd be crazy not to ask her.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: She's dating Shanna Bedore's ex-boyfriend. And she was on it previously,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: so there's a history there. And, yeah, I don't know.
• 31:57
  Speaker 4: You know, look, she definitely, it's the best way to
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: get on a job, get on the show, other than
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: doing what Monica did, which was work for a person
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: who was about to go to prison. And then become a.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: FBI, what do you call it, informant. Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: So people need to know how to get on a
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: show for the first time, that you become an internet
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: troll assistant for someone who's about to go to prison.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: That's one way. Or to get back on a show,
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: you try to date somebody's ex.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: She's basically creating a storyline. Instead of producers being like,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: come on the show, what should your storyline be? She's like, bitch,
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: I got a season for you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Here it is on a silver platter.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Producers, they don't have to do as much work. This
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: is perfect for them.
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: And do you think John.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: Do you think she's using John or do you think
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: they're using each other or they really might be just
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: like in a honeymoon phase of being down and happy?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I think it's always like a mix of both where
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: like you might like each other but do you like
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: each other because you know you're going to get attention
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: and people are going to talk about you guys and
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: it's going to be like a fun high like you're
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: being naughty.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fun to go out.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: And the cameras, it's hot like and you get confused
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: like do I like him or do I like the attention?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: And then Shannon Bedore, she's just got to roll up
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: there and just.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: When you said roll.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: And just act completely unbothered.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Because the entire season is going to be Tamara and
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: everybody poking at her.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: And the producers are going to say everything they can
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: to get her bothered. To get her riled up. Because
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: if she doesn't get riled up, they don't have a season.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: So they'll have to.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: And then they'll go, if you don't have a freak
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: out in which you call yourself Shannon Storms Bedore and
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: talk with your hands.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: You're not coming back next season.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: I think she will. I think she will have a
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: great season. Do you think she knows?
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: At this point, does she know she has to do that?
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: I just wonder, is she like, look, I don't care.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: It's been a couple months that we've been broken up.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: I'm getting over my DUI situation. I lost a Trace Amigas.
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: I'm now just a dose. And I'm going to go
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: to this party where they're serving– enchiladas and john and
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: alexis are gonna.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Be there and i'm gonna have to be like oh
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: hello you know not have tequila not i.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Think it's gonna start with her being like this is
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: my plan for the season i'm gonna hold it together
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: i'm above it and i don't care yeah but whenever
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: you come up with a plan the producers will laugh
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: at it and then they'll let it sit they'll let
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: it simmer and the next thing you know by episode
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: five she's gonna be like how fucking.
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: Dare she Now, being that you got your start as
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: a cast member on Summer House, what is your opinion
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: of kind of how Monica was insinuating on Real Housewives
• 34:55
  Speaker 4: of Salt Lake that the producers did know that she
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: was behind the troll account? And Andy's like, that's not true.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: And she kind of like shut down. What is your opinion?
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: So full transparency, I haven't watched Bravo since I've been off.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: summer house.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: That's probably a healthy thing.
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: So I've been on a cleanse.
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Um, cause I can't watch it the same way. I
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: can't appreciate the same way, but I did. I loved
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Bravo back in the day and I know enough to
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: be able to speak on it. And I used to
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: watch all of it. Um, I don't know exactly what's
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: going on with the Monica stuff. I saw the social
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: media things. There's, there's definitely a possibility. The producer's job
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: is to see a potential story and make sure it
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: gets played out.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: But also it can't be too obvious that you're about to,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: be put in this position where the girls are going
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: to yell at you. So there is a possibility where there,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: there's different seeds planted with each person and every person
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: expects something different. And that's how they get TV gold.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Like you're going in thinking like everyone's going to love
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: me or everyone's going to think something about me, but
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: no one's going to believe it. And so everyone is
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: going in with a different mindset.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: If that makes any sense.
• 36:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Because if everyone knows what's going to happen, that's not
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: good TV. If everyone knows, oh, she's about to get
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: called out.
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I always think it's really interesting how now I
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: know that like each person has their own producer who's
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: kind of like their coach or their hype man or
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: whatever you want to call it. And also that's the
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: person that gets in your head and is like, you
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: should be pissed that they didn't seat you at the
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: head of the table.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, I fully have been in that situation where I
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: wasn't pissed and they were like, no, you look stupid
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: that you're not pissed or like you look weak that
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: you're not pissed or get a little pissed and people
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: will love that. But also I think producers get competitive
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: with each other and they want their person... To be
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: the star? To do well. Because it means they got
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: their person to perform. Got it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Good point.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: There is so many mind games, which actually makes it
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: more fascinating. But that's why sometimes the final product is
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: way more dull than what actually happened to orchestrate that
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: final golden moment that you see like five minutes of.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Do you remember the show that was a scripted show
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: that was.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: Unreal?
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I have always said... Maybe they have, but they really
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: need to do that with a fictional housewife.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: But what I also think is there is the idea like, oh,
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: these people.
• 37:16
  Speaker 4: You shouldn't do it actually with a fictional housewife. They
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: should do it more with a combo show. They should
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: do like a fictional like Southern Charm, Summer House kind
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: of a thing.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Vanderpump, something they should create. Some hot.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Fake show that's like a Vanderpump something because I think
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: it is more fun when there's guys and it's a
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: little younger and then you're welcome if you haven't thought
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: of this already take the idea at least I haven't
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: noted that I came up with it when it airs
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: a year and a half from now on Hulu and
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: then it's you know just like Unreal it's really about
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: you know the producers and almost and like fighting for
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: it and planting and like someone who's like planting a
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: And the producers have.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Their own drama going on. I remember when they would
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: fight with each other. Like, I'd be like, are you
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: guys mad? And, like, I had producers on my show
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: who got married. Like, they're having full love stories. They're
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: partying after we party. Like, it's a whole fucking thing. And, like,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: you're friends with some. It's incredible. But I also have
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: to say what people forget. And they can be kind
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: of mean to some people on reality shows where they'll
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: be like, she's trying to make her own storyline. A
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: lot of the time you get threatened, like, if you
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: don't have a storyline this year, you're getting fired. It's
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: not like you're trying to just get a lot of attention.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: It's like we're all here to do a job at
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: the end of the day and it's put out a
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: good reality show. And that's kind of the first idea.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: And then it becomes, well, I want to be the star. No,
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: I want to be the star. Well, she's trying to
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: make me look bad. Well, you're trying to make me
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: look bad. And it just becomes an ego fest. And
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: then that's golden TV.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, now I'm remembering some juicy stuff from Real Housewives.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: I was very friendly with them many years ago. And
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I went to Heather Dubrow's groundbreaking of her land party,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: which now she's sold that place for $ 55.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Million or whatever it is.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: And I remember hearing the producer say to her, doing
• 39:07
  Speaker 4: the interview off to the side or whatever you call it,
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: and they're trying to wrangle.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Her up that Shannon Bedore is not here yet. She's late.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: She's late. And then I remember watching it and Shannon.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: Was mad at David, who was her husband at the time,
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: she was like, I told you we were supposed to
• 39:24
  Speaker 4: be here.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: He's like, we were doing the basketball.
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: And I'm like, now, isn't that, I always think when
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: there's any bit of a storyline of being late, I'm like,
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: the audience knows that they're holding you.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: In the car down the street.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: But she doesn't know that she's being held to be late.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: She thinks she's being held because producers really tell you
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: when it's your time to shoot. So she thinks she's
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: being held. And maybe they're getting her riled up, like,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: you know, she might have said this about you, or
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: she did that. So she's coming in a little mad.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Then you have her coming in, being like, I guess
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: I should be mad. And then she has an attitude
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: with you. And then you're like, oh, this is a
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: good moment. And next thing you know, you're like, what
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: did you just say to me? And next thing you know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: you're fighting. And you're like, I don't even like fighting.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Like, how did we get here? But think about it.
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: In your everyday life, I don't know about you, but
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the last two years off reality TV, I can't tell
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: you one, like, public fight I've had with a person.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: But then you shoot a reality show. you don't just
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: turn into a different person. Like it takes days and
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: days and days to get your head in that mindset
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: of like being scared and pissed off.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: And yeah, I know I can totally understand the psychological
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: warfare of it because then, because you're like, of course,
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: when you're watching this, you're like, um, you know, like
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton is not like
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: this woman, this new woman named Anne Marie, who's a
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: nurse of anesthesiologist because the nurse is, has said over
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: and over, I don't believe that Sutton has a small esophagus.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I don't believe that's a real medical condition.
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: I think it's because she probably has an eating disorder
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: or would just rather drink her lunch, you know, type
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: of thing. And she says it over and over and
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: over again, and she's getting a lot of hate for it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: But then, of course, you know, Kyle's like, well, you
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: invited her to Barcelona, you know, because it's her fake trip.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, guys, you know, who would like to go to Barcelona?
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I know somebody. who has a beautiful home that we
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: can borrow. And you're like, all right.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: And then, like, do you imagine in real life, like,
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: taking your friends on the trip of a lifetime, and
• 41:21
  Speaker 4: this chick that you just met has been a complete
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: asshole to you for the last four times, and you're like,
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: but I guess you'll still get to stay at the mansion.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Like, I mean, of course we just go along with it.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: And also, if someone does something annoying, the audience wants
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: someone annoying. to put them in their place. So that's
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: where I think villains get created, because you think you're
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: putting someone in their place because you think they're looking awful.
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: And that's where they get to have fun with it,
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: to be like, or was she just defending this? Or
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: they didn't show anything she said. I always say it's
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: like a fight where someone starts putting their phone on you,
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: but at the end of the fight, and they just
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: pull a crazy thing you said, and you're like, okay, that's,
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: I mean, it didn't just start like that.
• 42:02
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: There were things that led up to that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: Well, in this case, she then responded on her page,
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: the Anne Marie, and she did basically say this.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: This was annoying too.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: I didn't, it was inauthentic how many times I brought
• 42:16
  Speaker 4: it up, like wink, wink, like she was winking at us.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: To be like, the producers made me do this.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: And she was a newbie. And so it's like, you
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: want to be on the show. Everyone's watched the show.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: You want to Also, they're probably telling her, like, everyone's
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: saying it. Everyone else said it in confessionals. You should
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: say it, too. Also, you don't have a storyline, and
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: you're not going to return if you don't speak on this. And, like,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: she's not going to care. Like, honestly, she probably wants
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: to talk about her eating disorder. Like, that's the kind
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: of shit you hear. And you're also, when you have
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: enough people around you being like, yeah, do it, you're like, okay, yes, okay.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: And next thing you know, you're doing something that doesn't
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: sound like you. But also, you.
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: Like as comics, like what I love about it is
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: we could go on stage and I could do anything
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: I want and no one could tell me not to.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: I don't even have a coach, we don't have a director.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: We just fucking go off. And it's very freeing and
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: I think it's been therapeutic for me. But in these shows,
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: you can try to like just like kind of go
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: off script. Oh sorry, you can try to go off
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: script but like it just won't be picked up. So
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: when you see a storyline that they like, like you
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: kind of have to lean into it. Because this is
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: what we're doing. So either you get an opinion on it.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: I don't care about your side thing you're trying to express.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Your charity.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck about your charity. Or you're
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: trying to start stand-up. No one gives a fuck. Or
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: you fell in love with your boyfriend. No one cares
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: about that positivity.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: Nobody wants to. No one cares about your experience as
• 43:46
  Speaker 4: a stand-up. The amount of times that stand-ups have tried
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: to sell that as a show.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: No.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: And nobody... Because.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: It's a little lonely and depressing anyway.
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: Everybody thinks... I know. And when you're in it, you're like,
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: why are there not cameras here?
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Well, stand-ups are hilarious.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: I find this so juicy and entertaining. This is so great.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: But even the show on HBO, which was crashing, which
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: I thought was done.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Pretty well about it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, scripted.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: Even that didn't last after a few seasons. It's like,
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I just think there's certain things.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Is it just so not relatable that we want to
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: public speak? Like we're so mentally ill.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: I think honestly it is a very unrelatable profession.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: And I don't think it's one that people are like
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: overly intrigued by.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like, oh, you're stressed because you have a
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: photographer of a thousand people. Then don't live a normal life. Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Like I just think it's one of those things like
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: it's just not. Yeah, I don't think it's something, I
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: think people would rather see a fashion designer followed or, yeah,
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: I think there is, I think they've tried it enough
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: that it just doesn't hit. I mean, even Seinfeld, the show,
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: started out with him doing stand-up in the beginning and
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: then at the end was the conclusion of the stand-up
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: of like how it got into his act.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: And then they were like, we're.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Gonna put a 30 second clip in the beginning and
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: then call it a day.
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah and then they just got rid of it at
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: all and then all he would just reference like oh
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: i have a show yeah and then but we never
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: saw it.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Because i mean so much of the process too with
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: stand-up is just us like in the shower like is
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: that funny is that funny and then trying it on
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: stage but the in-between is like we're kind of you
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: know just people showing up on stage yeah hoping for
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: the best Right. I do think a comedy club, like
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: a Vanderpump Rules-esque thing of the waitresses and the comedy
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: club and how it's run with some comics involved could work.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, why I think that would be hard is because
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: the other thing that still a huge amount of the
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: humans on Earth don't realize- is that we do jokes
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: for the same joke for years yeah and we perfect
• 45:55
  Speaker 4: it we say it again and you're basically if you
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: were to do something like that you're basically like i
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: always remember that about last comic standing i thought oh
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: my god you know each round they have to come
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: up with a whole new thing that we haven't seen
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: earlier like how many hours do you really have and
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: then you're like burning it make and then you're burning
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: it and everything and so it's like yeah i think
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: That would be hard because the magic revealed.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Is that we practice some of the stuff over and
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: over again.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: I would put no actual stand up on it, but
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: more the like the hang in the green room, the
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: drama with the like, oh, I got to go off stage. Oh,
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: I fucking bombed. Some guy like punches the wall. And
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: then I feel I just realized that like the waitresses
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: are always hooking up with the comics. And then the
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: girl comics are just like, how are y'all doing? Is
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: everyone OK? Yeah, but there is. I mean, restaurant drama
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: and customer service is always wild and the comics are
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: just on the side. But I find sometimes comics are
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: a little too self, where they're either like not self-aware
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: at all or too self-aware. And both of those things
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: could make horrible or great TV.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: And I think it's just so hard and it's so,
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: it's such a, it's also such a subjective thing of
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: someone finding somebody funny or not. So now you're, a reality,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: you're trying to get people to like you as a
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: reality star being yourself. And then also my standup and
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: my jokes and my, yeah, that, it is not good
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: as a reality show.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: It's too hard. I definitely am grateful for like moving
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: on from the reality TV phase because people aren't watching
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: you to laugh. People are watching you to, you know,
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: feel better about themselves and to like pick sides. And
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: that wasn't the place I wanted to be.
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: The other thing is I think comics always think oh,
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: don't you want to know how this was made?
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: How this joke came about?
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: And everyone's like, you're a nerd. We don't.
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: They really don't.
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: They really don't.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: They're like, no, just make me laugh. I don't want
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: to really.
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: Because Samanaj is like, it came to me in a dream.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: My whole hour. Yeah.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: But I think people are like, you know, everyone thinks
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: that they could be like, have their own documentary. Like,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I feel like every star, you know, no matter how
• 48:01
  Speaker 4: young or inexperienced.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: They are, they're like.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: hi, are we doing this? The slow sit down. Yeah,
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: the slow sit down, the coming in and slowing down. Yeah.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: I'm kind of nervous.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: We're talking about this now.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 48:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I'm ready.
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: And then also, it's just like always like trying to
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: show like, hey, you know, like with the sound and
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: taking the notes.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, look at the artist at work.
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: And I just don't think, I don't think a regular
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: person cares to know how the art was made.
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: I just don't. People are obsessed with like, how musicians'
• 48:35
  Speaker 3: stuff is made and how, like the Lady Gaga documentary,
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift documentary, Beyonce documentary, JLo documentary, Selena Gomez documentary,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with all of them. I love seeing how
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: people like evolve. But that's cool.
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: Because they're celebrities. I'm sorry. They're celebrities and they're like
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: wearing crazy outfits and they're like training and one and
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: two and three and four. There's paparazzi.
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, like this is the difference between like a singing documentary.
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, like.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: And then I ran, and then I ran, and then
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: we're going to do it again. And then I ran
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: Ooh, yeah, I like that. Ooh, that's good.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: I ran to you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: And then we're going to do the reframe.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, what a genius.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cut to the comedian documentary.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: Dicks are?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, so then I'm going to say, fuck it, and
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: then I farted.
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck it, then I farted.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: And then I got, okay, you do have my set list?
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: And it's fart, use the mic as a dick, go
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: over the stool and act like I'm fucking it.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Talk to couple in front. Wait, did she just talk
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: to the couple in front?
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Motherfucker, what do I have.
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: To tell you? I don't want my opener talking to
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: the audience.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: That's me.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: She asked him what he does for a living.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: God, fuck. Also, Colin Quinn said something so genius. He
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: was like, people love musicians because no matter how bad
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: a musician is, you're like, I can't play music. With comedy,
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: they're like, I could do that on stage if you suck.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: That is so true.
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: It blew my mind, which is why there's so much
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: pressure because you're like, if I'm not funny, anyone could
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: have done what I just did.
• 50:15
  Speaker 4: Well, it's also why I think people have like, you know,
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: why with podcasting, some people are like they love you,
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: but then they're also just like. they can turn on
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: you on a dime because they're, they're like, well, I
• 50:27
  Speaker 4: could have been a mom talking about housewives. Why does
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: Heather McDonald get to do what she does? And they
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: don't know like the, you know, why, how long it's
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: taken and why I can do this for a thousand
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: episodes or you could do it.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Like it's fine, but like you get that.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: And then I also, I also heard something really interesting
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: about like haters and trolls and, and social media people,
• 50:46
  Speaker 4: especially when it comes to reality stars and any star
• 50:49
  Speaker 4: for that matter. The reason that they're so quick to
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: like cancel someone is, is because they, maybe this.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: Was my guest the last week.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know where I came from, so I'm not
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: coming up with it, but it made sense. But they
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: are like, well, you know, the only reason you're walking
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: on this earth spending your money is because I listened
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: to your podcast or I went to your show or
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: I went to your movie or whatever.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: And therefore, if I.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Don't like you anymore, if I don't like what you said,
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: I pay your bills so I get to speak and
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: have an opinion versus.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: someone else that's just like a CEO of a company
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: That's so funny because that's like when your parents are like,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I put you into this world, I'll take you right out.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Like that's exactly how the trolls are. Put you right
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: back in my pussy.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: Speaking of which, I just saw such an interesting TikTok
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: where somebody was bringing up the fact like people that
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: were parented like that, like people that were just like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: you know, when you're like 12 and they're like, hey,
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: I put food on this table for you. Like, you know,
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: you don't pay rent. And it's like, well, was I
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: supposed to pay rent?
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: Like, I didn't want to be born. Yeah, I didn't
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: consent to this.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: Like, and it's like that kind of weird parenting that, like,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: makes a certain generation or a certain kind of person,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: which is not at all the way I parent.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: The only thing I sometimes say to my kids is
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: when they're, like, so righteous about, like, no, that's not right.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I go, hey. Guess what?
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: I've been here a little longer and I find myself
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: like arguing real facts of like, no, you're wrong about that.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: I know this for a fact.
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I know you heard your friend Jeremy say it.
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: I actually lived through that part of history.
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: You're like, it's actually based on a documentary of real life.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I didn't spoil it for you.
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: Speaking of documentaries, but when, this is not a funny joke,
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: but whatever. My son literally said, you know, in the
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: horrible Idaho murder tragedy, he goes, so that's the guy.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: And I go, well, yeah, that's who's been arrested. Looks
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: like they've got the person, you know? And he goes, God,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: I just wish they could have like kept that secret
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: until after the Netflix doc. And he wasn't even trying
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: to be funny.
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: I go, what?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: He goes, he goes, I like a Netflix doc better
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: when I don't know.
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: It's bad.
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, welcome to my world.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: There isn't one documentary like Like that American Nightmare.
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: Oh, so good. You knew. I knew everything about it.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: You knew.
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: I knew when it was happening in real time.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: I knew I've seen the 2020, the da-da-da. But one
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: thing about that American Nightmare.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: So good.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Everyone has to watch it.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: But wait, there's something I want to talk about because
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I did a Juicy Crime on Patreon about it. But
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: there's this other part of it that people are now discussing.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: And this is about this couple who got– they got–
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: accused of faking kidnapping. She was kidnapped in the middle
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: of the night and they were accused of it. Do
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: you think there could be some connection between the FBI
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: guy and the fact that they originally thought it was
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: his ex-girlfriend that was going to be kidnapped?
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: The one thing about that doc is that they did
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: not delve into the ex-girlfriend enough and I thought that
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: maybe she was like, I don't want to be filmed
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: because there's, I want so much more information about the ex-girlfriend.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: There's a theory going around on the internet. With that case.
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: That what if the police or the FBI guy was
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: in love with the ex-girlfriend and set up this kidnapping
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: so that he could be the hero and rescuer?
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it always seemed like there was another guy involved.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: And that FBI guy clearly did not want.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: But I don't think it's true because I don't think
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: the actual criminal that they caught would have folded and
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: done the plea deal so quickly if there was someone
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: else involved.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: So I don't think that's true. Long story short, I
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: highly recommend the documentary.
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: Yes, that is a good one. This is Southern Charm.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: I haven't really talked about it, but... I do think
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: that there's something so interesting about the two girls in red,
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: Taylor and Olivia's friendship.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Are you familiar with this?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: So I know it just from Paige, while she was
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: filming the show, literally texting me whenever tea would happen.
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, this season sounds fucking insane.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I am going to go back and now watch
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: the whole thing because the conclusion is that these two
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: girls that got on the show because one was dating
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: Austin and one was dating Shep. And then the one
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: that was dating Shep, they broke up and then she
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: secretly dated Austin. And then the two girls tried to
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: keep their friendship going, but it didn't last. And then
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: at the reunion, Taylor reveals that Olivia.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: boned one.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Of the former cast members who's like 30 years older
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: than her back when she was like 20 on a
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: drunken night in college and what is crazy about that
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: that moment is.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: Even if you break up with your best girlfriend that's
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: some breaking girl code it's like and I think that
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: was the consensus like it's fine friendships aren't forever some
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: are for a reason a season and a lifetime and.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you break up like you would a boyfriend and
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: But between girls, if there was some secret, you got
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: to still keep that secret. And not only did she
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: reveal the secret, but she revealed it on the reunion.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I thought, like, that's why I do.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Like to watch reality shows or even like I didn't
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: watch this whole season. I just thought that was like, bitch, like, no,
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: like we are no longer friends, but there's got to
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: be something.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: We don't need to meet and have a real divorce.
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: Like there almost has to be.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Maybe that's. You know what? I thought of another great show.
• 56:34
  Speaker 2: Friendship Divorce.
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: It's Friendship Divorce Lawyer.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Friendship Divorce Lawyer.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: Like, you've been friends for a long time. You have
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: a lot of dirt on each other.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: You have a lot of dirt on each other.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: How are we splitting this up?
• 56:45
  Speaker 2: How are you handling the girls weekend that happens every fall? Yes.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Are you going to go?
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Can you do it?
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not going to go for the whole thing,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: but I would like to go for the Sunday brunch.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Or I won't go, but you have to let me
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: tell her ex that she cheated on him.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Right. Yes. And then it's like, okay, well, or just
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: like splitting up like a children or a pet. You're like,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to let her have Jennifer in the divorce.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: I was never really into her.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Friendship breakups.
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: Go ahead.
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: Talk shit about for the rest of your life. And
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: then- But here's a friendship. Remember when Real Housewives of Atlanta,
• 57:22
  Speaker 4: when Meanie or no, Cynthia tried to get Meanie or
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: one of them tried to get the other one to
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: sign like a friendship agreement.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: It's like an NDA, but a little different.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: And I think with everybody having a podcast and a
• 57:38
  Speaker 4: Patreon and talking shit about each other, I don't think
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: it's a terrible idea.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Well, now you see what happened with Scandaval. All of
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: them were able to market their own tea from that
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: and make money. No one was protecting people. They were like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: I'm going to make money on my pod.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Which they should.
• 57:53
  Speaker 4: But I also think there's something interesting in like, hey,
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: I want to invite you over to my barbecue, but
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: You have a Patreon, and I have a Patreon, and
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: I need just to know that, like, you're not going
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: to say anything positive or negative.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Like, I think you've got to start to say it now.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why reality TV friendships are crazy and hard
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: to sustain because if anyone turns on you, like, they
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: can ruin your life. And then once they do that,
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: you're like, we're not coming back from this. And I
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: feel like this situation, I don't know exactly what was
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: going on, but I know that Taylor had a tough season,
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: and she definitely was getting a lot of hate.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: So.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: you're like a fighting animal trying to get people to
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: see you differently.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: So she was trying to be like, guys, look at
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: the person that I'm fighting with. She's not perfect either.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: Exactly.
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: But then it's like, okay, where do we stop?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: You didn't win that one.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. It's like, yeah, the throwing around like chlamydia and like,
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: because that's the thing. Everyone is not perfect. Everyone has
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: made mistakes. It's the light they want to shine on
• 58:52
  Speaker 3: it for that season.
• 58:53
  Speaker 4: Like in Real Housewives of Salt Lake, Monica, in defending
• 58:56
  Speaker 4: herself on the reunion, she goes- they're like, look at
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: this awful stuff you posted about Heather. And she's like,
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: all I did was repost with a funny little photo
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: of the mean thing that Jen shot said about Heather
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: because I wanted you all to realize how awful Jen
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: Shaw is. And they're like, yeah, but in repeating that,
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: it was again really hurtful to Heather because what she
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: said was an awful thing.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: And again, it was like the logic was just off.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: And again, it was just too much trust. They were
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: just like, we just don't trust you. So like, where
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: do we go from here? But yeah, it's kind of
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: interesting because these girls, you know, came in and seasoned
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: whatever they've been on forever.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Shep is like 45.
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: But one thing he said that was kind of interesting, Shep,
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: who's literally, he is 44 or 45. And he's like, no,
• 59:48
  Speaker 4: I don't think I ever do want to have kids
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: or get married.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: He's like, I just can't see being like oh, we
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: got a sitter tonight.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Now we can go out.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: And I kind of like really appreciated him.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: Respect the honesty.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: And I think whoever marries him, he might be that
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 4: guy that agrees to have a kid. But you got
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: to go, you got to know if you marry a Shep,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 4: you can have an okay marriage.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: But you got to know what that marriage is going
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: to be. You've got to know that He might.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: He's going to choose the booze over you. Yeah. He's fun.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: He's a fun guy. Yeah.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Even if.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: And he's great vocabulary.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: And like transactional marriages aren't always just about one having
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: more money than the other. Like you might have to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 4: be like, yeah, he's not really going to be that
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: helpful as a dad until the kid is actually a
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: little older.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: And I got to be okay with that.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: Or he sees a kid.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: Like don't think you're going to change him.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Or he falls in love with the kid. But you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: cannot change him.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: You can't change him.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: So you better know that, like, if he says, yeah,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: you could have a kid or you could have one,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: don't think that you're going to convince him to have
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: a second. Like, all these things, especially when you're marrying
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: someone over 35, 40, I think you've.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: Got to, like, know that and hope.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, for sure.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: And just hope that, like, we're on the same page.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: He's setting his ways.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: But I like that he was honest about it because
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: he's just like, no, I don't really– I'm not into it.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: But, yeah.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: He can find a girl– who doesn't want kids too,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: or I always say two people find people who have
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: compatible demons. Find a girl who, he's just like her dad,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: and she's like, I fucking love this. And he reminds
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: her of something else, so everyone's happy. It's get the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: right triggers. Everyone has this function, you just gotta choose
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: which one is right.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: You know, Sofia Vergara said that they broke up because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: she didn't want to have kids, and he did.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: What if Shep got with Sofia Vergara?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: And then he just becomes young, hot step-grandpa because she's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: got like a 35-year-old son who could have a kid
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 4: one day.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: The hard part is over.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: And then he just skips it. He's just young step-grandpa.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: Because a lot of women skip the whole having a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 4: baby and then they're young, hot step-grandma. And they're called
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: like Lili or something, you know?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: So if you ever go, move to Charleston.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, did you hear about this baby clothing company blasted
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: for firing an employee who asked to work remotely when
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 4: her newborn was hospitalized?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't see that.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 4: So there's this big company, and this woman created it
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: because she had a daughter who had, like, eczema or something.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: So she created this great baby company that everyone loves,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: and this girl was working for her, and she adopted
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: a child. And unfortunately, when the child was born prematurely,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: the child's in NICU, but she is the parent.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: She didn't carry the child. She is the parent.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: And so in requesting more time off, basically they said no.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: And the story got out. And I mean, you're like
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: you're running a baby company. And she was just, you know,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: like she wasn't giving her the same rights that she
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 4: would maybe a mother who carried a child that was
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 4: in the NICU.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Or she was like, can I work from home? And
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: she was like, no.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 4: So then she had to go on and apologize. And
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 4: I actually think she did a pretty good apology there.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 4: She was just like, I'm 100% wrong. I totally feel terrible.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: We're looking at all these policies. She didn't completely like
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: throw her staff under the bus. She was like, it
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: was wrong and it's terrible.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Anyway, I thought. So you thought she handled it pretty well.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think what happened was awful.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: And I think, but I'm also think it's like, I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: would also take it as like, hey, this story got
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: out there and providing this little boy is okay. You know,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: this is something to think about. you just have to
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: think about all the time what you're doing with employees.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Which is why I'm terrified to hire anyone.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: Well, because then they have pressure of their bottom line.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: But I would argue, does anyone really have to go
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: into the office anyway? Nowadays, everyone's doing this virtual job.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Everyone's on Slack, unless she's sewing the baby clothes.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm like, she still wanted to work. That's the thing.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: She still wanted to work, but she's like, My child's
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: in the NICU. I need to be near this hospital.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 4: I need to be within a couple hours so I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: can hold him and bond with him and all that
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 4: other stuff.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: So anyway.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Not a good look, but we love an apology.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we love an apology. This other TikTok viral thing.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm caught up on this. I did a lot
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: of research on this too. Oh, let's talk about it.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: So this girl goes, I want to tell you about
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: my roommate.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: My roommate was Victoria's Secret model and she's super popular
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: now and she's super popular on this app. But She
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: would steal, all of her stories were bullshit. She would
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 4: steal all of, one day we went through her stuff
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: and we saw that she'd stolen a lot of our things.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Like she'd come back wearing my shirt and I'd be like,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: that's my shirt. And she'd be like, no, it's not.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: I got it on a modeling shoot. And she's like,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: that is my makeup on the collar. You don't wear
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: that shade.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: Like stop lying. It's my clothes.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: So they go into her room one day when she's
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: not there and the whole apartment stunk and they find
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: their suitcase and they open the suitcase and it's all
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: her old and dirty clothes.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: Tampons.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Used tampons.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 4: It's toilet paper that she chose not to flush and
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: put in there so she obviously had some weird gross
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: thing happening and they asked her to leave and then
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: in the comments there's people guessing who it was so
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 4: then of course I went to that girl's page and
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: I was like watching her and I'm just like you're
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: a little stinky bird.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: If this is true. This is some crazy stuff. Whenever
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: something blows up I look at the other videos, and
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: this girl does post videos that are always trying to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: get some kind of attention.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: The one that people suspect? The one who told?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: The one who told. Okay. All of her stuff is
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: her opinions on stuff and hot takes. It's not like
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: she's a random girl who's like, I have to get
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: this off my chest.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: So I was a little bit like, okay. And then...
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: Some people were like, okay, clearly this person has serious
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: mental illness trauma type stuff.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: The one that was carrying her poop around? Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: So they're like, this is a whole other dimension of
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: stuff that maybe you don't want to get into. And
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: then they're accusing everyone of stuff. And the girl's like,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I didn't know that this was going to go viral
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: and everyone's going to start pointing fingers at people. And
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: she'll be like, it's not Taylor Hill. It's not this.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: But she's not denying everyone. So people are getting completely
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: harassed for poop stains. And then the girl who did
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: post the apology, or not apology, saying it wasn't her,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: it was a weird video. So I'm fully invested in this,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: but I kind of, yeah, she left everyone hanging.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: I just think the tell-alls are getting to me. So
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: I one time put on a wig and did a
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: TikTok where I acted like, I mean, 50% of the
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: people got it and follow me and was like, and I,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: so I.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: Acted like I was a disgruntled waitress that waited on
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: Heather McDonald.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 4: I kept doing it where I like, I kept pausing,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: you know, like, like, so I used to be a
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: waitress and I'm gonna tell you about the worst celebrity
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: I ever waited on.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: You have to wait to the end. So I get
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: the most possible engagement.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, and it was like, this
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: is ridiculous. And then I ended with that.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 4: She owned that the bill was $ 57 and she only
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 4: tipped me a hundred dollars.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, you.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: Put me through hell because you, you know, said the
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 4: mother wasn't soft. And some of the people were like, who,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: are we expected to do, like that's more than 100%.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: And like everyone, people are like, she's a comedian.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: I just once in a while like to do that
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: because it gets in their algorithm and they're like, who
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this bitch? I'm like, why, how did
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: this show up? I don't understand what this is.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: I did a recently video making Jacob Elordi's bath water
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: and everyone thought I was seriously like, from salt burn,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: putting milk in a drink, and they were like, Hannah,
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: this is disgusting, you're a horrible bartender. For the cocktail,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: I saw that. Yeah, I was like, guys, it's a fucking,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 3: it's a bit at the end, it's a joke, and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: I had to come, I'm like, guys, this is a joke,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not actually recommending.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Did you like the movie Salt Burn?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: Okay, I was obsessed with it. I loved it.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Did you watch it more than once?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not that messed up. Okay. I liked it.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, I still thought it was a juicy movie
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: to watch.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: I felt like it could be better. True.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 4: I mean, granted, there were three shocking scenes, but I
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: was like, I wanted there to be almost more revealed.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: Like about the family and stuff.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: The spin at the end. I love a spin, but
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: it was quick.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: It was quick and there wasn't enough of a spin.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, okay.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not giving away spoilers, but someone said it would
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: have been way more interesting if he wasn't.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I already gave away the spoilers like weeks ago.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: People were like, all this just for real estate? It
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: would have been way more interesting if as a kid
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: he started obsessing about these people. Yes, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: And this was a long lead. Instead it's like, okay,
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: you got a house? Yeah. Really? Like later in life
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 3: you got a house? Is that all you care about?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Or even go even deeper and find out that like,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: you know, somebody in his life was like used or killed.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: Or something by one of them.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: Yes, you're right.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: It could have taken one more level. I like movies
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: that get reactions out of me, but I don't like
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: gory and I don't like scary. I like weird. So
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: the fact that I was making like lemon faces, I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: thought it was entertaining.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked like psychological thrillers.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: This girl is a bridesmaid for hire.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: I saw that.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: She makes up to, well, I really read the whole
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 2: article and I went deep. And I'm like, I don't.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, you went hard.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: I don't really think this is that great of a business. Well,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: she has a lot of, now she has got people
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: that say, I'll do it too. And when I really
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: think about how.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: So she's franchising it.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: She's franchising it, which isn't a bad idea. And I, I,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: you know, I get why maybe somebody would just be like,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: I just feel like if you don't really have a
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: good friend to do it, why are you even having bridesmaids?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: It's not, I mean, listen, I didn't really have bridesmaids.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: I do sort of regret it, but I'm still friends
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: with those girls. Like, it's like, And one of the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: reasons I didn't do the bridesmaids is because of, like,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: drama with my.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 3: Sister and all that. That's exactly what I did.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: And I just chose not to do it.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: I never had any official bridesmaids, but we had a bachelorette.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: They all knew who they were when we were at
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: my wedding.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: Well, we had a bachelorette, too.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: But I wasn't like, you are summoned and you are not. Like,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: if you want to come get ready before the wedding,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: come through. Right. My friends know where it is, my
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: close friends. I didn't want any of the drama of
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: the picking.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 4: I always feel, I guess, it's like you're just in,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: and then she has to, so then she has to
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 4: go and, like, work out a backstory, which is basically
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: there was a movie, I think, where Kevin Hart or
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: somebody was the best man.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: But you have to work out a backstory.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: So she's like, so.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: If she went to, you know, did a semester at sea,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: I'll be that friend from semester at sea that kept
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: in touch with her all these years that none of
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: the other friends knew.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: And she goes, sometimes they have friends, but she just
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: wants a girl that has her shit together to crack
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: the whip with the other people.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: Someone who's not blackout. But this is the thing. Now
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: that she's getting attention, now if anyone sees her at
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: a wedding, they're going to think she's hired.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: And I also looked at her and I was like,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 4: also I felt like she's cute, but she's getting a
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 4: little up there.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: For the wedding age.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: We were talking about ageism and you're like, look, she
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: looks older than Kylie Jenner.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: No, but I'm just saying, you're not going to be
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: a bridesmaid when you're like 45 for a 30-year-old.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: She could be.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 3: A maid of a mom for the bride if the
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: mom passed away.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it's just.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: I just can't imagine when you're spending so much on
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 4: a wedding, from the dress to the food to the
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: flowers to the venue, that you're going to spend another $ 10, 000
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: or whatever. She said her lowest package is $ 2, 500. That's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: where she just gets the dress.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I don't want a stranger in my wedding.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 4: But if you need her to go to the Bachelorette
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: and hang out all weekend, and I'm like, For all
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 4: of that, like, you could hire, like, a real singer
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: or an actor to, like, entertain the crowd.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: I also, she's a stranger, and it's like, what are
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: you going to talk about?
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, for your wedding.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: Dating's crazy, right?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: And then they're like, oh, they'll help you do the speech.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: I'm like, the speech, AI can do the speech for you.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: Also, if you have a true, and, like, A wedding
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 3: planner could help with a lot of this stuff.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: Also. I know.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Like none of these things. No one remembers your speech.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: No one cares what you did in your bachelorette. Just
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: calm the fuck down.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: I'll say it right now.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: And I think I've said it on the show before.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I rented my wedding dress.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: Good for you.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: And I did keep it a secret from friends for
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: a very long time. And I think eventually I. like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: 10 years, 15 years later, I came clean. But do
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: you imagine if your other friends found out that, like, what?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 3: It's creepy.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: Like, Hannah, do you know fucking Heather? Like, that girl
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: is not.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: She was rented.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: That girl is not from semester at sea.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because what happens if she runs into people? How
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: many lies does she have to keep up with?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: I mean, you saw what happened when Heather Gay figured
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: out that Monica was.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Roof of screenshots. Everything.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 3: Like, that's.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: So I feel the same way.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: I feel like if you're going to involve other people
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: in your wedding, just be transparent.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: If you rent your dress, just fucking say it. Don't
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: even try to lie. I shouldn't have lied about renting
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: the dress.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 4: And then I thought about it. And for the cost,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I was a thin girl. I could have
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 4: gotten a sample. I could have gotten any, you know.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: And so many dresses don't need.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: To be expensive. I got my dress at a strip
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: mall in Long Island. I like went to just try
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: on shapes at like a random strip mall at this
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: like little local shop. And the first dress I was like,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: I think I was stressed about shopping. And I go,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 3: you know what? The first dress I tried on, I go,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I like it. $ 1, 700. Done. Never worried. And I live
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: in New York City. I could have gone to Kleinfels.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: I could have done that. I literally just, I wanted
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: it off my chest and I really liked the dress.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: So I, my, so I had introduced myself, I had
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: given my sister the idea to rent her dress. And
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: then I went back to rent my dress at the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: same place. And I only tried on a few dresses
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 4: that day and chose it that day because, again, I
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: was like, I'm not going to be that girl that
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: quits my job to plan a wedding. But then I
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: sort of regretted not milking out the process a little bit.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: Because that could have been kind of really fun to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 4: try on a bunch of dresses and or– Act like
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: you wanted a venue, but then you really didn't.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: And you get like a free meal.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 3: Have a freak out in a public place and be like,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: it's a lot of pressure. It's a lot of money
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: and pressure. I think I do that all the time, though.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: These are things you need to milk out. Yeah. Wedding shopping.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: The venue thing where you get like some free meals.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: Cake tastings at bakeries. And then also once you get pregnant.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 4: Even if you have an easy pregnancy, you cannot let.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: Don't lift a finger.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 4: Don't let your husband know you're having an easy pregnancy.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 4: That's a huge mistake I did.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Make him carry you around.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Even if you've had the easiest pregnancy ever, just be like, ah!
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: Just pretend you puked every time you leave the bathroom.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just be like, I'm like... I was braggy about how.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: Easy it was. Your husband was like, pick that up yourself. Yeah,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: he was like, what do you mean? He's like, you're
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: not going to the gym today? Lazy. Lazy.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: So those are the mistakes I made. Another mistake is
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: Jeannie Mai. Jeannie Mai?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Well, she was most famous for The Real.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 4: But she married this guy, and she does not want
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 4: the prenup to go through. She said she did not
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: read it thoroughly. They're getting divorced. And I guess he
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: has more money than she. And that's not going to work.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't know you could say, wait, I didn't read
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: the whole thing. I just signed it.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: Do you imagine every contract, you're just like, wait a minute.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 3: I didn't see that part.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I didn't read it.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: I didn't read it. I can't read.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: Now, Jillian Michaels is predicting a massive fallout, meaning your bowels,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: from Ozempic.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: Your insides. Well, yeah, you're skinny because you have nothing
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: inside you.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: And then Terry Dubrow said he did go on it
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: to lose his... He lost 10 to.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: 15 pounds, but he said he went off of it
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 4: before the holidays because... He missed being excited about eating,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 4: which I've heard a lot about, too, where you're just.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, my God, like I want to be hungry again.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I want to be excited.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: He had a little nausea, was a little nauseous. He
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: didn't didn't didn't really drink on it. And then he
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 4: also said, you got to be careful if you go
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 4: on it that you because you aren't going to be
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: very hungry when you do eat. Even though you could
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: just like get a super yummy pasta because you're only
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 4: going to have like two bites of it, you'll be fine.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: You really need, you really should have like solid protein.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 4: And only eat like, you know, a thing of salmon,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 4: a chicken breast. Have that because otherwise you're going to
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 4: lose the muscle.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: And the elasticity and all that stuff in your face.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: And that can't be good.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: That's the way you go.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: But he said it's a miracle drug. And, you know,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: get used to it, people. They're skinny. Have you tried it?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: Do you want to? I'm scared that I'll be weak. Like,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: because I have a phobia of being hungry. Like, I
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: always have a snack with me. And I'm afraid that
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: if I'm, like, just, like, have nothing in me, my
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: body will be, like, I'll faint and stuff.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: Like, because our job requires so much energy that I
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: just get scared I don't have energy.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I have heard that the energy goes a lot down.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: And, like, all I need is energy when you go
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: on stage. So, and I know what I feel like
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: without energy and I get scared. Also, I do get
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: scared that, like, I don't know if I'd forgive myself
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 3: if like I get cancer or something from a zump
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, you did that for 10 pounds?
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Like 10 pounds, you got cancer. Was that worth it?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: A lot of people might go, it was.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. For that one year in 2023. I have a
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: fat ass and honestly, I like it. Like I like
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 3: my curves.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: No, I think it can really work for people. It's great.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: I just think you've got to have an end game.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: I think some people that are going to go on
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: it forever, it's fine and you might be fine for
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: the rest of your life and you can afford to
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: be on it for the rest of your life.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: But, you know, yeah.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: If you're having health problems right now because of your weight,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: then I think the risk is worth it. Let's fucking go.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Inject me up.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: 50 cent became 25 cent.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, so he went on his own bit.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he lost a lot of weight.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Listen, anybody that loses a lot of weight within like
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: six months. And you haven't seen workout photos, not one.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Do you know about Ballerina Farm? This is another internet thing.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 4: She has like 7 million followers. And she has eight kids.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: And she's Mrs. America.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: And she like makes her own bread. and lives on
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: this farm, and everybody's obsessed with her, and they love
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 4: her and everything. But then people started to turn on
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: her because they found out that her husband, his dad,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 4: owns JetBlue.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: And they're like, why are you making your own bread, bitch?
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 3: Also, if you care about the environment that much, your
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: dad is literally the head of fossil fuel. Worse than
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is your dad in the environment.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: And then other people are like, what does it matter?
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: Let her live her life and, you know... Let her
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 4: be a pageant girl if that's how she wants to
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: use her body and her beauty. And she was one
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 4: of those girls, she had her eighth baby and got
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 4: in her gown and had a pageant the following week.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: And everyone's like, that's not good for your body.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: And then other people are like, well, what if you
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: had a wedding to go to.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: And you were hired to be a bridesmaid and you
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: just had a baby? You'd have to put on a
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: dress and work too.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: I do think I support all women in the arts,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: but there's something hypocritical about being like, I'm about the
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: earth and nature. But I will film all of it
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: to post online and hope I get likes. So it's
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: a catch 22.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: No, I was watching this other guy that's like a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: day in the life of a single dad, you know?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: And it was like how much he does and the kid,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: he had to wake up, the kid had to wake up.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 4: And I've seen those other videos where people are mocking
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: like the way the parents.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: Are like, oh, I have to get up in the
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: middle of the night with my baby. And they're like,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 2: how about not having the fucking ring light on your
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: kid at 3 a.m.? To like show the world this
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: is what it's like. Yeah, we know what it's like.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: People have been having kids and raising kids. Guess what?
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: If you have kids, you're probably not going to sleep
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: through the night solidly.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: And if you're really tired, you don't have time to
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: vlog it. Yeah. I know.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: It's like, here is a day in the life of
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: being a mom of five.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 3: Also, you took five hours to edit that.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: If you're really that busy.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm thinking.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: I'm like. That takes effort.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Also, you're like, hey, shut up. I have to film. Like, no.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: I don't like that at all. Or at least own it.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: Be like, look, I'm bored. And I want to create
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: some content and I don't want to work.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 4: Do you remember that classic gotcha moment when there was
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 4: a mom and she was filming her son and her together?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: And she posted it without realizing that she didn't do
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: the second cut version.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: She did the original. And so she was like, remember, cry, cry.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: And the kid's like, and she goes, so today was
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 2: a really hard day. We had to put down Muffin,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 2: our dog.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: She kills the dog for the content.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: She's crying more. And he goes, I am, Mom. I'm
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 2: actually really sad. She was like a huge YouTuber.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: I need to Google that.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. It is amazing. It is like social
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: media child abuse to the umph degree.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: I want a reality show of mommy vloggers because I
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: want to see what the life is actually like behind
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: the vlog. I want to see, like, do the kids,
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 3: they all have to do brand deals. These kids aren't working.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 3: They are tired.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: I talk about it a lot, how I think it's
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: so wrong and it's not right.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: These moms are going to get sued in the future
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 3: for sure by the kids. Oh, 100%. Or at least
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: I hope it's going to a college fund.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: There's one state that has cracked down. I think it's
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: Indiana or Illinois.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 4: That said, you know, no, you've got to, like, just
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 4: like if you're going to take, you know, your kid's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: check from working on a sitcom, you can only take 10%. Like,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 4: You can't be having all the.
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 3: Money when you're.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Getting a $ 30, 000 deal for dishwashing soap and you're showing
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: your kids in the dishwashing soap.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Also, they're not fully consenting to being on camera.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Right, you can't be fully consenting. It's like a very wishy-washy.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: And I get it if your kids are.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 3: Cute, you want to show it, and then people are
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: giving you money. Honestly, the world is burning. How did
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: we get here?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's true.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 4: And then the kids are just like, Or maybe they're
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 4: into doing it at a certain age and then they're
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: not at another because kids change. Kids want to sometimes
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 4: quit gymnastics at 12, but they were super into.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: It at eight. For sure.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: So it's like, and then you're like, and then they
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: would say to the kids, they'd say, well, if you
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 4: don't do this, we're going to have to switch schools.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: And your little sister is not going to be able
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 4: to take ballet lessons and we're going to lose the house.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: There's this one girl, I guess, that has shared her story.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: She's not 18 yet, but she's like anonymous and she's
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: like going to get away from her parents when she's
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 4: 18 because that's the kind of pressure that they put
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 4: on her.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: But I don't know. But these kids are featured. They
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: seem to like to make the bread.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: They love sourdough. And she seems to be happy.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 4: And then this was just kind of funny. I just
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 4: caught this the other day. This is Hilaria. And, you know,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 4: this guy that posts it is a paparazzi or whatever.
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 4: And she's just walking on the phone and she just
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 4: ignores him. And she's like, oh, I love that. So
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 4: that is wonderful.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: I love that for you. And she's still doing her accent.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 3: She's still going strong.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she didn't really give it up. And I feel
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: like all of a sudden people just were like.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 4: I do think that was one of the greater moments
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 4: is discovering that she was not from Spain.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: And all the podcast episodes.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 3: But she identifies.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: I'm from Spain.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: So my family's from Spain. How do you say?
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Cucumber.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 4: And then when he was like, well, you know, and
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 4: he was getting great little, you know, late night banter
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 4: doing his wife's impression.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, she was doing Sofia Vergara. She saw it.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: She saw how sexy it was. She was doing Sofia
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: Vergara in Modern Family.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: She did one study abroad in Barcelona, and that was
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: her whole personality.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: And I respect that.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 4: And then everyone's like, wouldn't Alec Baldwin know that she
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 4: went to high school in Boston?
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: I'm like, do you think that old fuck even asked her?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 3: Even if they talk.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 4: Tell everybody what you've got going on. You're taking over
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: the internet. You're great with the crowd work.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: I'm on the internet.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: You're real hot stand up.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 3: I'm trying my best out here.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: You're a married woman.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: You're still married, right?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 2: Just kidding. Married woman to a nice silver fox.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 4: And what, you guys, you have a podcast with your husband.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: Burner Phone. Then a podcast with my bestie, Paige DeSorbo. Yes.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: Giggly Squad. Shout out. So two different vibes.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: Huge show.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: Whatever you're into.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 3: And, yeah, I have a bunch of shows coming up.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Where's your next show?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: I'm going to Reno, actually.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, great.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: So, at a casino. So, it's going to get crazy
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: on Friday. And then a lot of random places. HannaBurton.com
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 3: slash shows. Yeah.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Go see it. We've hung out in real life.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: We're besties.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: I've seen your stand-up. Very fun.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 4: Very fun crowd that you bring. And I'm really just
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 4: happy to call you a sister in comedy.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: You fucking nerd. Just a moment in the arts. No,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: I love coming on this pod and being able to
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 3: talk shit with you and congrats on everything you created
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: because you're the shit.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: And then I really want Paige to come on and
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: then we're just going to talk about you.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. Paige would love to come on.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, she talks shit about you?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. That's what I really would like.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's bonding. That's true. She'll make fun of
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: me the entire time.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Entire time. And then I'll come back for revenge and
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: then we'll have like a whole war.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I love it. Just go back and forth.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: Podcast wars.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. Podcast wars. Thank you. Bye.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: for it? This exclusive place that Dada's connections with. They
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: What's it called? It's Dune ADL.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: Where?
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 2: Dune ADL. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: I got it on Dundale Cars. Lift? Please.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage!
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.