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Colum Tyrrell | Son of a Boy Dad #190 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: I'm battling a fucking illness right now.
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  Speaker 4: You're always sick. I gotta get on those multi know
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  Speaker 4: I really the vitamins. You gotta get on a zampic due.
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  Speaker 6: I was getting my you do You're you're getting pudged.
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  Speaker 4: I'm losing weight. I'm losing weight. I'm a filled out man.
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  Speaker 6: Filled out for sure.
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  Speaker 4: No, but you're a grown ass man. You're about to
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  Speaker 4: I'm a grown ass man, damn near ready to pall.
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  Speaker 4: I'm carrying the groceries up and on the stairs all day.
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  Speaker 4: You don't you don't know you dore that ship. I'm
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  Speaker 4: carrying the groceries. An eight story walk up, a big
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  Speaker 4: out walked up. Actually that's a two story, but it's
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  Speaker 4: all stairs.
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  Speaker 10: It's just two stories. It's nothing. We used to live
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  Speaker 10: on the fifth first floor. They said it was the
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  Speaker 10: fifth floor. I'm pretty sure it was the sixth. Oh
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  Speaker 10: they lied, Yeah, they lied. Yeah, floor zero.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: You'd walk up a floor and they'd be like, all right,
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  Speaker 6: you just reached floor zero.
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  Speaker 4: You're like, what the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 1: And then there was a two a mezzoline because I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you it's a seven story walker. No, there's
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  Speaker 1: no reason anything with seven stories shouldn't have an elevator.
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  Speaker 4: I bet you how it's crazy. I bet you're happier,
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  Speaker 4: Dan getting a little bit, getting that exercise. The extra
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  Speaker 4: steps changes your life. Sweat, is it? Oh? Yeah, any exercise.
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  Speaker 6: I am exercising.
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  Speaker 10: I always exercise. I exercised this weekend. I went to
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  Speaker 10: that I did the peloton that you have.
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  Speaker 4: I love it. I exercised this weekend. It was lost
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  Speaker 4: time you exercise. Wow, yeah, I was. Actually I was
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  Speaker 4: fucking crushing until I went on tour and then tour life,
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  Speaker 4: tour life, everything goes out the window, you guys.
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  Speaker 6: Because you guys want on like nature walks.
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  Speaker 4: Just protein shakes are replaced by just but like for breakfast,
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  Speaker 4: tour life is crazy. Our protein shakes even.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you have to be working out so
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  Speaker 1: much for protein shakes to even be working.
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  Speaker 6: Protein shakes are terrible for you.
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  Speaker 1: The core power ones that are forty two ounces or
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  Speaker 1: forty two grands of protein, but it's just milk. It's
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  Speaker 1: just getting For some reason, it taste better than chocolate milk.
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  Speaker 1: They're incredible tasting, but I feel like they best protein
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  Speaker 1: shake ever. They just gave me like a flabby front,
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  Speaker 1: like the umpires the way you're working.
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  Speaker 4: Out or no.
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  Speaker 1: I was but like not enough. I was like doing
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  Speaker 1: like cardio and taking protein.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it wasn't. This ship wasn't working.
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  Speaker 6: I hit the peloton this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Did you get in shape? Did it worked? It was great? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Twenty minutes beginner.
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  Speaker 1: Some hot ass spam nexed up woman telling you, really.
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  Speaker 10: I skipped over the lady Ones. I didn't want to
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  Speaker 10: seem like a PERV. There's just me and one other
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  Speaker 10: dude in the gym.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like that's the point of having the lady ones.
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  Speaker 1: You perve out and get horny on the bike and
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  Speaker 1: you're just motivation.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that doesn't motivate me.
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  Speaker 4: What do you want? You want a guy calling you
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  Speaker 4: a loser?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: You can't come to the party, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
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  Speaker 4: a big party of mine every day. Sorry, we're all
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  Speaker 4: full here. It was crazy though.
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  Speaker 6: It was ridiculous. It was like the like the Peloton thing.
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  Speaker 10: They don't seem to be able to they they have
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  Speaker 10: a hard time breaking the fourth wall.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 10: Like they don't accept the fact that I'm not also
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  Speaker 10: in Scotland with him riding up these like mountains Scotland
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  Speaker 10: or Scottsdale.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was Scottland.
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  Speaker 10: They were in Like the guy was biking in Scotland
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  Speaker 10: really and he would reference things like I was in
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  Speaker 10: Scotland too. I was like, no, I'm in a Providence,
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  Speaker 10: Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 6: In the Marriotte.
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  Speaker 4: Don't they want gym?
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  Speaker 1: I feel like they want you to feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: transformed to where they are, Like you're transported.
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  Speaker 4: But I didn't. Maybe there's a setting called you know,
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  Speaker 4: could it out?
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  Speaker 6: He'd be like, he'd be like, at the top of this,
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  Speaker 6: at the top of this, push, we're gonna see a
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  Speaker 6: spectacular view.
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  Speaker 11: Make sure you take a big in hell of that.
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  Speaker 11: It's a bit misty, but that's to be expected. Then
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  Speaker 11: you're wearing your rain jacket.
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  Speaker 4: Young.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, dude, when I to the top of this,
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  Speaker 5: you're looking a little pudgy, but very well.
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  Speaker 4: I cat to the top, don't you way that plastic
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  Speaker 4: water bottle a trash can at the top of the hill, sass,
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  Speaker 4: keep it in your puckets even though it's scrunching. The
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  Speaker 4: tailor had experience. Is this How long did you go for?
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  Speaker 6: Twenty minutes?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great.
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  Speaker 4: How many cows? Yeah, six thousand cows, six thousands, just
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  Speaker 4: twenty You lost forty pounds and one bike ride. Fuck,
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  Speaker 4: this is easy. Six that fucking jack dude does every
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  Speaker 4: other month.
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  Speaker 10: Dude, nothing's more eye opening than figuring out how many
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  Speaker 10: calories you burn while doing cardio. Oh yeah, you'll do
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  Speaker 10: cardio for thirty minutes, and I'm like, all right, you
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  Speaker 10: burned seventy five.
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  Speaker 4: It's not like when you pumped and crush it and
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  Speaker 4: you look down one hundred and eighty like that was
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  Speaker 4: a pack of em and ms.
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  Speaker 6: That was one kind bar.
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  Speaker 4: But don't they.
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  Speaker 1: Say you burned two hundred calories just by being alive
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  Speaker 1: and like one hundred and seventy five, like while you're
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  Speaker 1: sleeping or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: And I would say with sass, his anxiety's true to roof,
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  Speaker 4: so his heart's just all the day he's cast over
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  Speaker 4: slight little tell him down. It's like I'm playing call of.
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  Speaker 6: Duty, want of call of duty? The last two days?
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  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, brother, I'm happy for you. Tell us about
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  Speaker 1: the tour, bro, where did you hear about it? Where'd
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  Speaker 1: you go?
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  Speaker 4: First of all? We got to say meeting sas doing
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  Speaker 4: a show Burlington.
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  Speaker 6: Right, We're doing a show in Burlington, Vermont in October.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, did you co headliners or what hows it work?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be Assassin call Him and Friends show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna bring it's just like a
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  Speaker 6: showcase show.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna bring some young bucks along. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 4: a lot of killers, a lot of assassins, a lot
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  Speaker 4: of snipers, a lot of grenade launchers, a lot of
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  Speaker 4: a lot of tank.
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  Speaker 5: With the knife and the teeth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a couple of couple of wilderbeast hunters.
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  Speaker 5: I know how you guys roll fucking killers, only it's.
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  Speaker 10: Called it's called sas call him and Friends in Burlington,
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  Speaker 10: Vermont and then, uh, the name of the tour is uncancellable.
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  Speaker 4: And we had this caution tape.
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  Speaker 6: All over the sun.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah over your got it t triggered, but it was
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  Speaker 4: taken triggered. Yeah, we got the caution tape for I
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  Speaker 4: just used my old photo, but that's one I just used.
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  Speaker 5: The thing that you're really killing is the woke mind
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  Speaker 5: virus exactly.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: They're sending us out to Burlington with a purpose, and
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  Speaker 10: we have a little blurb.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry sorry libtards, Jender neutral batchrooms elsewhere. If we showed up,
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  Speaker 4: they have a Jenda neutral bathroom. No no, no.
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  Speaker 11: Here.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my my fucking pronouns are hungry, all right, folks.
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  Speaker 4: And that's the type of that's the type of get Burlington,
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  Speaker 4: Vermont and Friends. October Twentieth's Sunday, Come on out first show,
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  Speaker 4: we'll probably sell out.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't Vermont low key not liberal? Though I thought that Vermont.
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  Speaker 6: Burlington is Burlington has to be that.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, city, hippy dippy.
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  Speaker 6: Burlington is just uvm, that's the only thing there.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So that's the hubble.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna go. We're gonna fucking yeah, back to our roots.
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  Speaker 4: We're going to do some fishing. Yeah, have you been
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  Speaker 4: fishing with this motherfucker? Not? But I say when I
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  Speaker 4: go fishing with them that they'll probably just sit there
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  Speaker 4: cracking cans, watching them, watching them, not catching. But he
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  Speaker 4: just puts on his overalls like a dip ship. Sit
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  Speaker 4: there on my tummy.
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  Speaker 6: It's gonna be fucking forty five degrees, I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna.
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  Speaker 4: Be wearing my shorts. Just door dash some fish, door dash, some.
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  Speaker 6: Cod freezing burling in Vermont in October.
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  Speaker 4: It's right at the end of so there's like, no,
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  Speaker 4: there's not even gonna be any fish left at all.
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  Speaker 4: There's just gonna be a couple of old.
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  Speaker 1: Ye, the stragglers that made it, they thought that they
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  Speaker 1: know the ones that other people pull back are the
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  Speaker 1: ones that we get. The cats, the swarms, swimming in
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  Speaker 1: circles Burlington, Vermont.
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  Speaker 4: Comeut, it's gonna be a it's the the A big one.
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  Speaker 1: Is that part of your tour because you're you're going
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  Speaker 1: on like a tour of the places that you went
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  Speaker 1: with uh Ari and you're gonna headline at these spots.
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  Speaker 4: Is that that was just a coincidence that, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 4: Ari had me feature or open, whatever you want to
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  Speaker 4: call it.
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  Speaker 6: Did you go first?
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  Speaker 4: Depends on the show we flipped me and right O'Neil
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  Speaker 4: la comic. We just switched every shows. But which is
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  Speaker 4: problem because then you're like, fuck, did he get the
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  Speaker 4: better show each one? Did he get the fucking better one?
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  Speaker 4: But sometimes going on first is better.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what happens with me and Francis. Yeah, when
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  Speaker 10: we co headline. Yeah, so sometimes the late spots better.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes the early spots better, and so and you're so
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  Speaker 4: pissed off and you go, oh, I got the late
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  Speaker 4: one today, and then it turns out the early show
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  Speaker 4: was the one. Yeah. Yeah, well it's a multiple shows.
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  Speaker 5: It was multiple shows in.
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  Speaker 4: A day, depends, Yeah, two shows most nights. Some christ
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  Speaker 4: how many shows did you do? I don't know, thirty? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: it must have been at least thirty because it was
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  Speaker 4: twenty twenty twenty something days. But I was already on
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  Speaker 4: the road for a few You were in Austin, I
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  Speaker 4: was in Chicago. Then I was in Austin. I was
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  Speaker 4: in Chicago, so the act can canceled on. I showed
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  Speaker 4: up the change the doors were changed. They said, sorry, one.
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  Speaker 1: Of the security guards there with the fucking red dot
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  Speaker 1: on you ended up taking more steps.
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  Speaker 4: So what that's some bullshit. I would never would never
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  Speaker 4: do that. Well did you don't have to be honest?
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  Speaker 4: I probably I wasn't even gonna show up. Probably anyway,
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  Speaker 4: I was woke up. There was nothing getting out of
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  Speaker 4: that day, and especially not the yacht.
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  Speaker 1: They fucking pre they pre recorded and canceled on a
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  Speaker 1: Friday for you, some ship like that.
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  Speaker 5: Damn, that's so fucking whack, bro. You owe them a
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  Speaker 5: piece of your mind.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you know what, Big Cat could have invited me
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  Speaker 4: on whatever hockey pot part in my take. He could
• 13:34
  Speaker 4: have at all his field hockey podcast could came along.
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  Speaker 4: I love the skates.
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  Speaker 10: I could have talked Pook if you part of my take,
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  Speaker 10: you would have sold out thirty shows.
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  Speaker 4: Next time, I'll be too big for the for your show,
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  Speaker 4: mister cat, Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: How was it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 5: You were so you were fucking Ari's dog that whole time?
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  Speaker 4: Right? I wish a dog. I did sleep with the
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  Speaker 4: dog one night. They said that fucking because freak. Yeah
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  Speaker 4: that's nice. I fucking I gotta get it gets the nuts,
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  Speaker 4: you know. It's like it's like when you're gay in prison,
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  Speaker 4: if you if you're if you're tour bus don't count.
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  Speaker 6: How is it? Did you sleep in the tour bus
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  Speaker 6: every night?
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  Speaker 4: Every night, big long bust like a fucking huge coach does?
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  Speaker 6: Is it exhausting?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of? I feel like I would never I wouldn't
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  Speaker 4: get one good.
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  Speaker 6: Night of sleep.
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  Speaker 4: No, it was good because the curtains come across and
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  Speaker 4: blacks it out and then you're just in this little
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  Speaker 4: you're driving, Yeah, it's bouncing around the poles. Is if
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  Speaker 4: it started driving while you're asleep, that was a kind
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  Speaker 4: of a count. But if you if it was already,
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  Speaker 4: it was definitely a count. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry, that's a gender neutral term in Ireland.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean. That doesn't mean a woman who's slightly
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  Speaker 4: and get that means a woman with a little who
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  Speaker 4: fucking he talks a little his short hair. She talks
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  Speaker 4: a little sometimes is by someone who has perfectly reasonable.
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  Speaker 4: She just like spoke up once for herself. Yeah that's
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  Speaker 4: what that means.
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  Speaker 5: You got the wrong order at the restaurant and spoke
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  Speaker 5: up for herself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, unbelievable cunt.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: But I feel like the rocking on the bus is
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: uh is nice like to it's like you're you're like.
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: In the womb again. They shake you, shake you to
• 15:19
  Speaker 5: sleep a little bit. I don't know going going.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: To sleep while the bus is driving, it's fine, but
• 15:23
  Speaker 4: when it's stats driving, but it is nice to go
• 15:26
  Speaker 4: to sleep in one city and then wake up just
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: eight hours away and the respun straight.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: There's no and I could it sounds awful. Yeah, there
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: anything it's that bad. It's got It was great.
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: It was a lot of fun.
• 15:37
  Speaker 10: There's never like what about like waking up in the morning,
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: because you don't wake up in the morning, you don't
• 15:40
  Speaker 10: get to lay in bed for an hour.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, No, there was no curf. There's no opposite of
• 15:44
  Speaker 4: a curfew.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Really, I feel like if I was on that, I
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: feel like there's no one like a with a trumpet
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: like like.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: To like do ship on the road, right, Yeah, but
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: you don't have to do anything like that. You don't
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: have to make you No, most days you didn't do
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: all anyway. Most days we were sitting arond the bust,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: just fucking scrolling. Yeah, shp, you do.
• 16:05
  Speaker 5: What's the bus driver like?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: He was cool, he was great. Yeah, yeah, his name
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: is Brian or something. I got you. I was just
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: sitting at the front with that guy, just blackout drunk,
• 16:17
  Speaker 4: ripping sicks for hours on end, just both of us
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: just pitching ideas how to fix America. But to tell
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: you that guy's name, life spent days with him? Who
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: he is? I guess it was. Everyone was laughing at
• 16:32
  Speaker 4: me because I guess I get black out blackout drunk,
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: and I don't know that. I just like I know
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: usually I know when I am, but I guess I
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: get blackout drunk a lot more than I Yeah, but
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: like at one point I was like, so, I was like, oh,
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: you're going to New York. It's like, yeah, we talked
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: about this, we got Tattooesday also realized like, yeah, just
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: don't even bring up what you talked about.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: The barstool had a like a tour bus driver one time,
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: but he got like a taste of the fame.
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: He would get off of the.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Bus and everyone would be like yeah Ted, like they
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: were going yeah, yeah, they made a part of the content.
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: He had a Misspeaches vibe.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: And then he would just start showing up at events
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: being like you remember.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Me right, yeah, Ted the bus driver had.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: His name was to have a jacket, Yeah Ted merch
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: all right, poor Tad.
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: Now he had a bomber that said Marrier and also
• 17:25
  Speaker 4: regular the bus driver.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: He was like everyone at first, like for the first week,
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: it's like, oh, this fucking bus driver's awesome. Like he
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: was like stories for days.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: And then like a week later it was like, oh,
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: like he's just showing up at your home. Well, oh
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: my god, just popping up. People get a weird taste
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: of it. But it was like it was like his
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: last lease on life. He was like seventy years old,
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: like he's finally getting a taste of all this seventy
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: or he like he was old. He was crusty. Even
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: if he was fifty, it was like seventy persenting.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah he was seventies ago. No, give me the last
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: little herd dude. He might be getting some college poom,
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: That's what it was like.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: But I think that he was like bringing his wife
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: to things after a while and like his kids.
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: Your daddy's your daddy's doing good. Your daddy's doing just fine. Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: it's I would all pay all. I'm not just a bus.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: The bus driving gig was all meant to be.
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: That's pretty much every barstool person though.
• 18:19
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that like gets involved from something not directly
• 18:23
  Speaker 10: working at barstool, and then they just start.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: And then like two weeks later they're like trying to
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: get into a bar being like, do you know the
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: fuck I am? Yeah, you know what the fuck? I
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: do it for fucking barstool. I called Dave right now,
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: this will be a lot easier if you knew who.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: People get crazy egos over here.
• 18:41
  Speaker 4: Someone said this would be a lot easier if you
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: knew who. I was really like, a yeah, what yah.
• 18:47
  Speaker 4: Some comedians a fucking dip ship. That's so insane.
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: I never do, dude, I was thinking about it.
• 18:53
  Speaker 10: I'm so uncomfortable with the idea of being like, oh,
• 18:56
  Speaker 10: I'm you can let me in, because I'm like, even
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: when I go to the show that I'm headlining, I
• 19:02
  Speaker 10: wait in line with the people that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: Are checking it.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: That why I was waiting. I just feel like you're
• 19:12
  Speaker 4: skipping the show. Yeah. It's also on birases like excuse me,
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: I'm actually the reason everyone. Yeah, and they don't know.
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: That's the thing, was it. Usually they genuinely don't.
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: Know, like you and you look like they let me
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: get the manager all right? Yeah? Yeah.
• 19:27
  Speaker 10: Where was I recently where they just straight up didn't
• 19:30
  Speaker 10: know that I was headlining, didn't believe it.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: And that's a little bit shameful too, when you're like
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: the people in the line are probably telling stories like yeah,
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: SaaS couldn't even get into his.
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Own show or something like that. Yeah.
• 19:42
  Speaker 10: I did try to do it once a while ago
• 19:45
  Speaker 10: when I was with Owen at the Purple Room.
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: We talked about that though backdoor secret. I tried to
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: be mister Purple.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I tried to be like I work.
• 19:53
  Speaker 6: At Barstool Sports, and they were like that, we don't
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: care at all.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: I thought it would.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: I thought we were able to get in because our
• 19:58
  Speaker 10: company party was there.
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: It was right after that.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: That was when you still booze though.
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: That was well, yeah, it was also like four or
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: three four years ago.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you were to go to the hottest club in town. Yeah,
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: let me work my magic. Fellas they got wal you
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: in right back out with different just straight.
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: They should have that just to make it a little
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: bit easier for people.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: Turn the humiliation out of it. You have to do
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: the walk of shame. Yeah, we're gonna bring you over
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: to our VIP area.
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: There was a guy we did a show in Toronto
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: and between shows and me Rhin O'Neil, we're just hanging
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: out at like in the Middle. There's like a middle
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: Middle Island, big huge room in Toronto, the Middle Island
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: where they have all the sound text. Some guy comes up.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: He's like, yoh, it's a great show. And he was like, yeah,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: where's there is there like a fucking is there like
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: a backstage I can go hang And he was like
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: and then the guy was like, no, come on, let
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: me back in. I know how the work stude. He goes.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: A friend of mine was in fucking like Colorado and
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: he went for beers at Mark Norman's at the bar, like,
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: get the fuck, I said. They left his friends and goes,
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I'll be right back and we're like, we don't know
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: you at all first all there's no thing, there's no
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: after party thing at all. Can I come back in there?
• 21:13
  Speaker 5: I know how it works.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: Let me the fucking We were cool, trust, but then
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: afterwards we were faking upset. We're like, we could have
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: brought it because it was like there's literally like those
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: big rooms. There's like twelve green rooms. Yeah, that sh
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: it's crazy. We're thinking just walking them into like one
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: of the rooms and go yeah, went back in a second,
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: and just leave them there, just learn the letter. I
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: got to be funny if we walked them in and
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: then just walked them right back out the back door. Close.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: You should have just the fact that he bullied Mark
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Norman into letting or his friend just like tricked Mark
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Norman into letting me.
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: Might I don't know. Mark might have just been at
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: a bar.
• 21:46
  Speaker 6: Mark was definitely just at a bar, and then they.
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you meet people and they just have to at
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: the bar so you have a drink with you. But
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I don't think he was like I know how it works.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Some people ruin it for everybody else, Like someone who's
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: like a weirdo would ruin it for a guy who'd
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: just be normal and you could have a conversation at
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: a bar.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they just punished the.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Fun out of you, just like talk your ear off
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: or like they're just like generally weird.
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: They just want to like clink you all night and
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: be like you're not that funny.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, they love that ship.
• 22:12
  Speaker 10: I was saying, you'll get someone coming up to you
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: after and they be like, my friends brought me.
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: I'm not actually a fan of yours at all, but.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Uh, and they'll be the one that talks to the most,
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: the guy who doesn't know you at all.
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, actually planted himself next to you. Like I saw
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: David tel here a couple of months ago.
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: He was the best you on the other hand, Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: you had some good stuff.
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: In there I saw Tim did and like, you look,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: you're not it's Tim dill it's Tim Delan. What you're
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: doing is not Tim Dill. And then you do it
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: go is he my enemy? Now? Like it's like no
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: reason at all that I'm competing. Yeah, now should be
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: more like Tim Dillan. I go, oh yeah, well, you like.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: It's a very weird dynamic because you're talking to this
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: stranger and and you think he's like a fan. Yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 10: and then he makes it very clear that he's not,
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: but he's still like talking in like a friendly tone,
• 23:07
  Speaker 10: like am I supposed to like fight you?
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 23:09
  Speaker 6: I don't know what's what are we supposed to? What
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: are we supposed to go for?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: This happened to me in Providence, Rhode Island, after a
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: rough and route A guy came up to us. I
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: was with my friend and another buddy who had terminal
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: cancer and it was like one of our last times
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: hanging out and this like fourth guy, this like punisher,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: came up and he's just like like I don't really
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: see it, dude, I don't know what everybody else sees.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: And he stayed with us the entire night, just like
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: fucking lingering around. I was like, no, it's just fun.
• 23:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, But that's when you start to hear about people
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: like that guy's real shit, you know, just because he's
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: been fucking famous for fucking years. You know, they talk
• 23:45
  Speaker 4: about celebrities and then he's, oh, yeah, healing, all this
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: stuff comes up, hees he gonna get a photo on
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: the they go the fuck off, yeah, because he's been
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: dealing with it forever where he's just like, I can't
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: risk it. You guys are gonna ruin my fucking night.
• 23:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, people have like a hard time coming to term
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: with like people. People don't understand why, Like Justin Bieber
• 24:03
  Speaker 10: is like a dick to like the property. They're like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: they're like, he has no respect for these people. They're
• 24:07
  Speaker 10: just doing their jobs. Dude, he's been dealing with it
• 24:10
  Speaker 10: since he was thirteen years old.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was just getting fucked in my Hollywood parties.
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: He was, please, can I just have a second broken
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: in just Diddy? Just now? Ever since I watched the
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Nickelodeon thing now I'm playing, I'm like guessing who's been
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: absolutely thrown around like a joint he's been fucking past
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: around these Hollywood parties. Well, it was definitely Leo Leo
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: for sure. Yeah, And how could you not crack open Leo?
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Young Leo? That's dangling. I'm not even that into that,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: but I'm like, I get it.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Imagine when they found Leo. The first couple of guys
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: who found Leo, only a fourteen year old Leo and
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: tell me you wouldn't It was probably like Christopher Columbus, home,
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: fuck your fucking don't be forty two year old wife,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: or are you gonna crack open youngly.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: Crystal guys are eyed.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Leo. His name alone is hot Leonardo de Aprio.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: He's like a fucking famous painter with an Italian last name.
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: It's like one of those rare birds that they're not
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: allowed to eat anymore, but you're rich enough that you can.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Like m's not bird too long or whatever.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the flang open that like blowfish that
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: will like kill you unless you look.
• 25:20
  Speaker 4: It's illegal to eat it, but I know a guy
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: who can get us. You ever seen succession when they
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: eat the bird, Ye think you have to cover over
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: your You gotta put a blanket to tide because it's
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: so delicious.
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: That's not a real bird. That bird, that's a real
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: bird where they fucking you can't it's illegal to eat it.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: They drowned the bird in brandy, so that if lungs
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: fill up with brandy and then they fucking deep fry
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: it and then you eat it like a chicken wing.
• 25:47
  Speaker 4: That's gotta be a terrible way to die with.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Drowning in bread. Your whole body is probably just burning,
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: or you.
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: Just get so ship faced right away out.
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's more. I think it's more terrified.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm just a Do you ever see
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: those ethical ways that they kill lobster where it's like
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: there's two conveyor belts and they let the lobster pick
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: which conveyor belt they go on to, and one of
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: them goes back to the tank, and one of them
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: goes into boiling water.
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: That's not saw, it's worse.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: The lobster must have wanted this lifestyle. It's like two
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: rows that.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: Does say suicide in lobster. It's written in lobster braille.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's so fucked that they just like, it's up to
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the lobsters and.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: Then you just go back to.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know, they might go back. I don't know
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: if they go back to the ocean. I've only ever
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: head like the Queer Belt.
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, where the chef's like you just have to listen.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I just have to be lucky once.
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's only one another day. Then the lobster
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: becomes the head chef.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: If they make down to.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: The final one, oh yeah, yeah, they get a briefcase
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: of cash.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: They can live good for a while. Yeah.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know why they're trying to trick themselves into
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: thinking that they're humane when they're just boiling lobster a
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: lot to be an easier way to kill them them
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: boiling them alive.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: I understand the drowning them and brandy.
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: Because it's like it changes the flavor.
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So why do they boil.
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I think for freshness. I think they just want to
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: keep it as fresh.
• 27:21
  Speaker 6: As possible, Like why do you just like cut its
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: head off?
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I think the head is the most delicious. I mean,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: we're acting like it's not barbaric, that we're.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Just even to be something. Though there could be something
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: in the terror of dying that like, yeah, some some
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: sort of a response adrenaline that changes the texture of
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: the thing that wouldn't genuinely be.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: But I thought it was the other way around that,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: like because there's a toxin, you get a little bit high.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: But there were there's people that hunt deer from helicopters
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: with bows and arrow and they're like, uh, the deer
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: never even knows. You don't taste the hunt in the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: deer because you're shooting it in the back of the head.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: They never know that they've been pursued. So there's like
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: a relaxation. I think that deer is like tense up
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: if they know that they're being hunted or some ship like.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like some Native American horseshit. I don't
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: taste the hunt. Yeah, the hunt is missing. There's no
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: hunting this deer.
• 28:15
  Speaker 10: You'll notice on this one you can't taste the fear,
• 28:19
  Speaker 10: a little bit of anxiety. See, yeah, you must have
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: killed this one from the front instead of the back,
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: because I'm getting a little bit more.
• 28:31
  Speaker 5: Notes of abject terror.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: Also, I'm pretty sure once you are dead, all of
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: the anxiety and fear goes away.
• 28:37
  Speaker 6: And that's kind of the.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Whole discussed abortion next.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: All right, who else was the guy from that movie
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: The Notebook? He was passed around Gosling?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Gosling was well, that means that Justin Timberlake was to then, Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: because they were both in.
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: The Mickey Mouse Club.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I like your logic.
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: They call me a lake tipp Sipper timber.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Boom. Have you seen that.
• 29:04
  Speaker 10: It's one of the funniest No, it's it's Justin Timberlake
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: on stage like an award show.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: We might as well find it and show it too.
• 29:12
  Speaker 6: They call me the lake tippip Sipper Timberlake.
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: He was he was so you don't realize. When I
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: was like eleven, he was the coolest man. You got
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: to show him. He was the ship. He had a
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: shaved head and he wore like he's cool as hell.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: He wore a waistcoat. Yeah sure, yeah, was that one waistcoat?
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Now this is a bandana, people, people, but people don't
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: understand this was that this was cool.
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: Who he dances to the music he's making like instruments
• 29:59
  Speaker 12: haven't been invented yet, like he's trying to please the
• 30:02
  Speaker 12: Roman Emperor.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: True, dancing to your own beat boxing is pretty cool.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: It's sick if you're a one man show.
• 30:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like a kid on like the streets of
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: New Orleans or something like that.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: Just tap dance into the Do.
• 30:14
  Speaker 6: You think that's improvised or you think he wrote that
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: one out?
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: He wrote that they practice that.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: They call me the Lake tip, A tip of timber Lake.
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: I didn't expect the hips.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: You always get caught off guard by the hips, even
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: if you know what's coming.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: You're like, it's beautiful, sexy hips.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: I didn't know justin Timberlake until Dick in a Box.
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: What do you mean you didn't know him?
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: I didn't know who he was.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: You never heard of in Sync? No?
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: When I was younger, No, never what sync?
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Probably before my time?
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: I know the man sync being Yeah, what at their height, dude,
• 30:51
  Speaker 10: I was like probably ten, Like.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: What what year was their last hit? Like ninety six
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: or something? No, probably like two thousand, two thousand one
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: or some ship. No, because he was already solo at
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: that point. He was off being solo, mister.
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: So maybe ninety eight ninety eight the latest.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: I wasn't even born yet. I wasn't I was. I
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: was walking at the Spice Girls down. Sorry, no room
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: on the no room on the fucking the CD? Wrong,
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: no CD, burn CD for two thousand Celebrity.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: The album Celebrity came out in two thousand and one.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: When did Dick in a Box come out? Dick in
• 31:29
  Speaker 10: a Box was like groundbreaking.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: Most been twenty fifteen O six oh six yeah six
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: same ship.
• 31:37
  Speaker 10: I remember finding about trying Dick in a Box and
• 31:39
  Speaker 10: being like, SNL is the greatest thing to ever exists.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: I'm going into comedy.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: Fuck, I gotta get up on stage yesterday.
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: I need to join these two killers.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the original two of the two fifty.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: That's one and two of the two fifties, they were
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: fucking Murgan.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Of the two fifty here, what's that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: D Rogan says, there's only two fifty killers comedians.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well killers, he said, there's like five hundred.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: But five hundred.
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: But when you really narrow it down to killers killers,
• 32:08
  Speaker 10: it's like two fifty and.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: Then ones you want to hang out with first off.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Then and ones you want to hang out with, it's
• 32:13
  Speaker 6: even smaller.
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: That's what he said. Yeah, I can't understand he do
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: just want to hang out with anyway. I can't imagine
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: him wanting to hang out with a single other human
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: on his planet. He just got fucking chills out in
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: his ice bad with a robot. The only person gets Rogan.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: Just a deer that he's like calming down so he
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: can peacefully kill it.
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Rogan follows me on Instagram, But I know I
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: saw that. Yeah, I hit him in a fucking DM.
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, what did you say?
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: I send him a salute sent them no response. No,
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: obviously not with the salute emoji. I didn't think happen
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: back from there.
• 32:56
  Speaker 10: On his radar, I guess, yeah, you gotta do the show.
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: He keeps messaging like that I'm slam. Sorry, dude, I'm
• 33:03
  Speaker 10: doing I got Tuesday Night comedy.
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: Tuesday Night comedy every Tuesday, New York City. Me and
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Sass have a show a downtown social.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: I can't miss Tuesday, nine pm.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: It's five dollars. I'm pretty sure Sass is never mentioned
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: on this podcast. We've been doing it for twelve months
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: and Sass is never once mentioned here for sure.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: Weekly last night show was legit, but he was busy
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: with his trout.
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: I was sick a yeah, trope goes. He's always always
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: on Tuesday Night.
• 33:30
  Speaker 10: I feel like I have a fever right now, to
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: be fully honest, No, bro, sorry.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I woke up with the short throat as well. I was,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: but we were making out furiously this past week.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: You too.
• 33:39
  Speaker 10: No, you were the same fucking game as my dad
• 33:42
  Speaker 10: last night. I know why didn't you guys link up?
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Don't even start because I asked the link up and
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: you're like, no, he's probably too far away. It's like, dude,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: we're in the same stadium.
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was like, either he has to go down
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: or you gotta go.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I would go up. You gate kept your dad from me?
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: What was dad there?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: That's what everyone was in Milwaukeeyeah, I was in Milwaukee
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: and they're playing Celtics or some shit.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: My dad works in Milwaukee.
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: I said this a thousand times.
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: That's still working.
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you didn't retire my dad's like fifty I didn't
• 34:10
  Speaker 10: buy it at a house yet.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: Your dad knows that he was porn hot.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: What the fuck your dad doesn't sink?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: I need to buy my out a house.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: You should, bro, you do. You need to at least
• 34:24
  Speaker 4: get my mom's house.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: I got to get back to my family. I bought
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: my mom's a house.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: That's the first thing you do. Get your MoMA out
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: of poverty, get her out of the hood.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: I bought my mom's house for sure.
• 34:33
  Speaker 6: I got to get my mom out of the rich
• 34:35
  Speaker 6: suburbs of Massachusetts.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, into some shitty, some shitty, abandoned project building.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: You definitely haven't told me your dad works in Milwaukee.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Since I started going there every.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Week, he works with Now I have tool company, a
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: tool company, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I will say this is
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: a This is a bad sign for the people of
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Milwaukee though. The tools, the Milwaukee Tool brand, yeah, which
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: I've been buying loyal the US A right, they don't
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: they don't even make it there anymore. They sold it
• 35:04
  Speaker 4: to China years ago. It's just it's just my Milwaukee
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: by name what And it's a real cook behavior of
• 35:10
  Speaker 4: people of Wisconsin to allow these fucking Chinese people to Milwaukee.
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: What tools are.
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: You buying from them frequently?
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: You don't need to buy them? That's so good there,
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: you just buy them once.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: So look, word, you bought screwdrivers and hammers?
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: No hammers, no, just the electric tools. What you got
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: some tape? I got some variations of some screwdrivers, different
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: different heads. I got some other bullshit.
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: I got no tools, I got, I got all tools.
• 35:40
  Speaker 4: I got a hammer whatever a man doesn't have a tool.
• 35:42
  Speaker 6: What I got one hammer?
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: And that's it for killing? Fucking what are you into
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: that home and just torturing little animals? Do you capture them? Now?
• 35:52
  Speaker 10: But I did spend on Sunday, I spent a large
• 35:55
  Speaker 10: amount of time filling up or replacing my mouse traps
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: with nupe with fresh peanut butter.
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Just trying to find ways to kill the mice sticky traps.
• 36:05
  Speaker 4: I heard a squeak. You don't squeaks, not enough to
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: what are you doing sticky tracks?
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: Now? I have like these these like custom traps with
• 36:13
  Speaker 10: this dude made. What do you mean you've found a
• 36:15
  Speaker 10: guy to make them, my exterminator, What.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: The fuck is a custom trap?
• 36:20
  Speaker 10: They're like these cardboard long cardboard traps that have like
• 36:24
  Speaker 10: mouse sized holes in them, and then there's paper towels
• 36:27
  Speaker 10: in the middle, because mice like paper. And then there's
• 36:31
  Speaker 10: two traps on both sides that I put peanut butter on.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: Do you think paper more than cheese?
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: Just get the sticky fucking blue traps. Fuck them, they're done.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: I don't like the glue traps. Well give them an option.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: You have one the main is one sticky trap, one
• 36:48
  Speaker 4: and homemade arts and crabs. I'll tell you what's not.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Here's what I made paper to make a mouse trap
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: at home kitchen paper roll. Don't throw it out.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Glean traps are fucking.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: Awful, I know. And then you wake up on half
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: of their bodies, So sorry, little man at the window.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: That's what we used to do.
• 37:12
  Speaker 10: We used to have the glue traps, and you'd we'd
• 37:14
  Speaker 10: be in our rooms and all of a sudden you just.
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: Hear they're screaming like I'll try and move, and.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: Then you'd go and you just like cover it with
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: a paper bag and just toss it out of it
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: and love it.
• 37:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, paper bag over his head and shoot it.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's not really Well.
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: The worst was if you tried to kill them so
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: you could fold it over, and then you try stamp
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: on them or something and then be like, yeah, I
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: don't want to hear that. So then you just end
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: up going I'll just stick them in the trash and
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: go let it.
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: Let you put it in the trash.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: I just go into a not I got into the
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: side of love them and go you're out. Now. It's
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: sorry mouse, Sorry you your fucking species in evolve as
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: cool as we did, you fucking idiots. Mushrooms they mustoms. Yeah,
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: we dominate parenschna fucking theory right there.
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: We dominate the mouse.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: The mice for sure dominate them. All those fools, all
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Rats still are hanging. Evidently now the rats are strong.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: See a rat type of tweet.
• 38:16
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't surprise me at all. There will get to
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: a point where rats will develop like languages and ship.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: We should start giving them mushrooms and just see if
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: it happens for them, because they're smart. Enough where they're
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: not really in people's houses as much. They like kind
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: of stick to the sewers, like the Ninja turtles and
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: ship like that. They don't want to busy themselves.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: They got rid of the rats on my street somehow.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Rat rat's probably unionized. They went up the road.
• 38:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe they must have sprayed or some shit, because
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: it was getting nuts. Yeah, I'll be in bed and
• 38:44
  Speaker 6: I could hear the rats screaming.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do you have them to shake the trash?
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: And no? No.
• 38:50
  Speaker 10: But I was walking home one time from the stands scared. Yeah,
• 38:54
  Speaker 10: when it comes to road insid, I freak the fuck.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: Out scared of most things.
• 38:58
  Speaker 10: Dude, I was walking home from the stand You up.
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: I mentioned I was in Providence. I didn't feel the earthquake.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Oh thank god. Where were you for the earthquake? Honestly,
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: no idea, bro with a tour bus on the bush?
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: You just slept in the Deep South.
• 39:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we didn't feel We didn't feel it on the bus.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: So fortunately it's got some pretty good shocks.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I was just telling me some fucking funny stories about
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: my friend Joe Rogan, of course, but he follows me on.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: They mentioned or yeah, they brought you up on the pod.
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: Was just about but one of the funny it would
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: be so funny. Did they mentioned you?
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but what they said just killer, So no one
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: of the two fifty.
• 39:39
  Speaker 4: Shane's doing an impression of Irish people, and then Micro's
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: he's out. I call him and then Shane goes yeah,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: and that was that was it.
• 39:47
  Speaker 5: That was now and then Rogan was like wait who
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: and Rogan follow right away.
• 39:51
  Speaker 4: Rogan can't keep up. I'd love if you followed me. Honestly,
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: might be the funniest thing of all time if I
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: just checked one day and he's just Rogan's followed.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've gotten some unfollows from some famous yeah, like
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: THEO un followed me on Yeah on Twitter, but this
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: was a while ago.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Interesting like followed me for like an hour that you shouldn't.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: You should have been anti all your tweets?
• 40:19
  Speaker 6: Have you heard this?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Anti Israel? Big not his Yahoo needs to die.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: He says, the combination of net and Yahoo and modest
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: Yahoo as Jewish as hell.
• 40:34
  Speaker 4: As Yahoo. No no no no, no no no no
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: no nooofy to be honest, I know BB.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: They call him to now like a fucking like he's
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: a pop singer, some ship, Benjamin Net and Yahoo they call.
• 40:48
  Speaker 4: It beby baby bib dB.
• 40:51
  Speaker 6: Who is this?
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: He'd be like to drop some bomb, drop some momb
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: on the man who's rhyme?
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: Then Yahoo bum the boys.
• 41:04
  Speaker 13: Guys, the boy Russ cut because I'm hamas Man, hamas
• 41:11
  Speaker 13: mon ohammers man, give it to run, run.
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: As fast as you can't it a nice little reggae
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: fucking baby. Who else I'll followed you? That's it from
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: the Goats.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Someone else did, didn't they. I feel like you told
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: me about someone else. I don't fucking know.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: Your Twitter game is trash now, though one.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: Was saying, I was he's retired.
• 41:33
  Speaker 10: Someone someone hit me with that that shack meme him
• 41:36
  Speaker 10: on the Celtics and they said I tweeted something and
• 41:39
  Speaker 10: they said sass on Twitter in twenty twenty four and
• 41:41
  Speaker 10: it was shack on the Celtics.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: It's true, though.
• 41:46
  Speaker 5: You built up two accounts with like massive and then
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: just a band pressure high.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: The pressure got to it got right. It was tood
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: every time about the tweets.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I couldn't do it anymore.
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: And you low key with like delete ship. Oh I
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: always would, Yeah, you're tweeting delete real quickly. You would
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: stand for old ship where you go?
• 42:04
  Speaker 10: No, I was constantly just tweeting delete between the lead. Yeah,
• 42:06
  Speaker 10: Twitter sucks.
• 42:07
  Speaker 6: I don't like Twitter anymore.
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: But it would be because you were like, got like
• 42:10
  Speaker 5: awesome interaction. But it's like, no, this isn't trannding to
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: do four hundred thousand likes exactly.
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: I was like, this is not healthy.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: You gotta get back on there, dude, Twitter, you should
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: got just go on and have some fun.
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: Do you have any fun online? You should start a
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: new burden. I read it. You're on Reddit.
• 42:26
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I have a ton of fun on Reddit. What
• 42:27
  Speaker 10: do you do looking at porn?
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Fair enough? Yeah? It is. It's a dizzy dizzy scroll
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: delete the account had the porn account? I delete it.
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: It was like, this is the devil you're posting porn?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: No, it was a posting porn people that raz I
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: need to share this. Only one Reddit ass, I gotta
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: it was the only one jerking off to this. He's
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: got the most amount of Reddit points on this.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: So as I just spread out how many people are
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: jerking off to this, I cannot be the shouldering this.
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: That's the funniest thing about Reddit por is you can
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: just look up like body parts.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: Dude, It's so funny. And then you come across the
• 43:09
  Speaker 4: chick and then it'll be called like yeah, and they
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: does crazy sobs called like lick it and flip it.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: There you go, what is this? And you know I
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: always need to then go because there's like hot and
• 43:23
  Speaker 4: new and all this stuff. You gotta go top all time.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Let's see what the FATA is here? I hold it?
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah right, the best post?
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: What is democracy?
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: What is the best post of all time?
• 43:33
  Speaker 11: On?
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: I like to go to controversial.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Just arguing about it's a chick with a dick all
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: the time. Every time. It's just some chick with a
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: dick and everyone fighting it out. Everyone is fighting it
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: out in the comments.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Mods mods clearly gave up on this fucking reddit.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: It's the wild West out here.
• 43:51
  Speaker 6: Some of the names I just mods, where are you?
• 43:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 43:55
  Speaker 10: This is the seventh trans person posted under our slash
• 43:58
  Speaker 10: ass this week.
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: Ur slash not trans.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: This is clearly a non trans reddit r slash back
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: of knee, Like, how how are people attracted to this?
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, you can go in and they break it down, yeah,
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: hanging hanging heels or something. Yeah, yeah, arched heels. That
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: must be a big one arched feet. Oh yeah, and
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: then they have like the fucking.
• 44:22
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure there's full separate apps for just foot
• 44:24
  Speaker 10: stuff all reddit reddity like feet Finder that I always
• 44:30
  Speaker 10: get like d I used to get d ms from them,
• 44:32
  Speaker 10: being like I want to make an account for with
• 44:34
  Speaker 10: us and no, obviously how would I want to do that.
• 44:37
  Speaker 5: I had a boy who would who would uh.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: He's type for cash and he would go to somebody's
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: house and uh they would like look at his and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: and like take pictures of his feet, like up close,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: like for thousands of hours.
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: There's a comedian, yeah, from Canada. His name is Tricks.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: He works black dude.
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hilarious. Yeah you do like uh a Jamaican
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: type ship or whatever.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know, but he has like
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: a he has a funny bulbous face. Yeah, he's a
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: funny internet face. Yeah. So he got he had a
• 45:10
  Speaker 4: bit of a scandal up in Canada. What Yeah. So
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: he was like working for some like modeling agency and
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: they were looking for feet models, male feet models, and
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: so he was working with the agency. So he would
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: like message all these young open mic male comedians going, hey,
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: sending some photos for your feet. I send them onto
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: the company and then you could get a thousand dollars
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: if they pick your yeah comics like yeah, great, cool whatever.
• 45:37
  Speaker 4: What turns out he did it like all the boys
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: and there was no company at all. He was just like,
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: fucking he's into white boy's feet.
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: What Yeah, that guy's hilarious so far was right.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: He is funny, idea and the genius. Yeah. And then
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: he's like, no, I never did any of that, and
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: the people are like, no, you did it to me.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: I'm one of the victims. You can't tell me that.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: That was like a yeah, yeah, I have the come
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: tribute printed out photos of my dick my feet.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Put some lotion. Just drop some lotion across your feet
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: real quick, don't rub it in, just have just on
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: your show, a little bit of ast.
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: That's kind of funny though, Like we're people mad.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: I don't know how mad they were.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: I get the way any of these dudes were like
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: I was taking advantage.
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: Well that's that's a that's a beautiful thing about being
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: a man. You just go, ah, you got it, you
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: got it all right.
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: But I'm gonna be fucking more jud dishes next time again.
• 46:32
  Speaker 10: If someone hit me up and they were like, send
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: me pictures of your feet for one thousand dollars and
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: then I sent my feet and they were like psych
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: I wouldn't be like no, of course, I'm gonna have
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: to get into therapy about this.
• 46:44
  Speaker 5: We're doing a class action lawsuit.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: You ring, daddy, I need a cease and assist.
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: Quick took advantage of me and yeah, you know they
• 46:52
  Speaker 6: just have my feet. My feet are out there for
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: everyone to see.
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if a guy did that to chicks, man,
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: he's a devil.
• 46:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dude.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: There's a guy who used to work here, this guy
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Joshi Crocs.
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: You know this. You know who I'm talking about, Joshi Crocs.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think I do this guy Josh Cross
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: DM No, No, this other guy, Joshi Crocs. He was
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: like his brain did not work. He was like there
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: was a disconnect between his brain and his eyes. Because
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I tried to have conversations with him, being like this
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: is what you should do, and he's just like a
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: fucking weirdo psychopath. But after he after he left Barstool,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: he created a fake agency where he would get like
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: minority models jobs or some ship like that. He would
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: act like he like the middleman. He would act like
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: he was this like modeling agent for like black women,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and just like get get get them jobs
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and like take a percentage of it under the guys
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: that he I think also was a black woman or
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: some shit like that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly would type.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Yo, he must have because I think he got multiple
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: women on it, and like we're taking parts of their
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: like influencer campaigns and ship like that, and you take
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: like thousands of dollars off of these women. Just a
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: complete psychopath, which is even a step up from this
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: dude Tricks, who's just he's just jerking off.
• 48:16
  Speaker 10: Tricks is just doing it for the love of the games. Yeah,
• 48:19
  Speaker 10: there's no money.
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he just.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: Hazen h he's not even jerking off. Just making him
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: feel taken advantage.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: That's all the time funniest so you can do yeah.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just make them feel like they're on the verge
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: of feats stardom.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: Have you ever talked about you ever hear about the
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Nick Mullin from Come Down and pretending to be a
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: down syndrome girl online. Well, when he did Nicole maullin. No,
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: So there was a guy in la he was exposed
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: as being this absolute creepy exactly what he did, but
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: he was like a second city improv guy.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he had a bunch of like allegations against them.
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: And then when they were putting that out, someone's like, oh,
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: you need to talk to Nick Mullin about that guy.
• 49:00
  Speaker 4: Nick Mullin was on Plenty of Fish and he created
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: this is like just something he did when he was
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: in his early twenties. Yea, he created a fake account
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: as like an underage down syndrome girl. So now he
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: would just like and he would just go on there
• 49:14
  Speaker 4: all day talking to him. Man, he was just killing time.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: What the fuck kind of and he came across what
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: he matched it one of the comedians. Yeah, it was
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: a creep and the comedian was like, oh, yeah, I
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: love it. He's like your virgin come up to my house,
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: all this type of ship. Yeah. So then Nick was
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: able to post the receipts like, yeah, this guy's a
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: major fucking creep. That's actually able to catch him in
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: the in the scene because there was like a lot
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: of publin but they can never do that, and Nick
• 49:40
  Speaker 4: was able to go. No, this guy's a creep. Have
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: you ever read that? He's not one of the funniest things.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Even like it's funny to go online, or if you're
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: an underage girl going online, you probably wouldn't lead with
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the fact you have down syndrome.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like you probably want to hide it. He just Google.
• 49:54
  Speaker 4: It's the one place Google. Like that's that's good. And
• 49:58
  Speaker 4: then the best things you can just use mult photos
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: of multiple people. You didn't have to Wory was loving
• 50:06
  Speaker 4: all of it.
• 50:07
  Speaker 6: Have you ever read his old Nicole Mullen, did you
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: read the abortion one? The pro abortion one?
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: It went on to like it like went viral and
• 50:15
  Speaker 10: then like Alex Jones did an episode about it on
• 50:17
  Speaker 10: Info Wars. He read it because I thought it was real,
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: because I think Nick Mullen said, like uh he said
• 50:26
  Speaker 10: getting an abort he said. He was like, I'm so
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: pro abortion that it feels good for me.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: And he was like, I love getting abortions.
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: He's like, it reminds me of like I'm getting He's like,
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: it feels like I'm getting scraped out, like like polishing
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: off a pint of Ben and Jerry's on me night
• 50:48
  Speaker 10: and Alex Jones was reading it in his like crazy voice, yeah,
• 50:52
  Speaker 10: and he's like, this is the devil.
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: It was so fucking funny.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Watch his documentary The Alex Jones One.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: I saw that on Netflix, right, but they just.
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Go immediately into like listing the names of the kids
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: that died at Sandy Hook.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, quite bro. Can we just.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Fucking like poke jokes at this the psychopath dude, instead
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: of having the do a Vietnam Vietnamese memorial of the
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: fucking the fallen children.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: I tried to watch Alex Jones on Rogan and it's.
• 51:20
  Speaker 10: Like, it's dude, it's like crazy, Like Rogan has to
• 51:23
  Speaker 10: be like, all right, Alex deep breaths, steep, bring it down.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: So used to fucking yeah, the backlash now that he
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: has to like fucking yeah, yes. I watched his actual
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: shell recently.
• 51:35
  Speaker 6: Where do you even watch it?
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: It's on this info wars dot commerce. I don't know where.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: But when I say recently, it was a few months ago.
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: But I was like tried to sit out. I was like,
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: what's going on? And he's just talking about how and
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: don't people during the King Child's fucking what do they
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: call it? The day he became King the inauguration or
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: whatever coronation? Yeah, yes, aren't you a loyal subject to him? Oky?
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Shut the fuck?
• 52:00
  Speaker 6: Hate the Royal family?
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: Don't you bend the need to them and have them
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: on all your currency?
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: The accident?
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: Rich kid?
• 52:07
  Speaker 4: How can we say water correctly? What's what's that about?
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I can probably do it, Clarence, I know who you
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: relate to in the eight mile Your fucking homo?
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: Why do you hate the royal families?
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: I did go to a private school.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: Every time someone every time someone in the royal family dies,
• 52:24
  Speaker 10: you're like celebrating.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Of course, it's fun. It's like it's like it's like ironic.
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: But that's there, and that's their culture.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: That's that's the culture. Yeah, they controlled this for eight
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: hundred years. Yeah, they took over island and wouldn't But
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: they didn't control you.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: No, But they genocided the Irish people through a fake famine.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: Bring on a you are you a slavery enough to
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: see you weeks ago? Yeah? You were never safe. Who
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: is that artist?
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Your sister was attacking you?
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: Who is the O'Connor? Yeah?
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: Were you when that happened?
• 53:00
  Speaker 4: No, she's a good artist, good songs, But like, like,
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: did you cry.
• 53:05
  Speaker 6: You definitely did.
• 53:07
  Speaker 10: You canceled on Tuesday Night Comedy that night you said,
• 53:09
  Speaker 10: I got to take a personal guys, this is this
• 53:11
  Speaker 10: is way too much.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: When she burned the picture of the Pope, she was like,
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: it is uncutable. I know that celebration. I love her flow.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: Can't be fucking respect up. Let me shake my hand
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: out of respect. It was a dark day. She was
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: She was a good artist. She was great.
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: What is that one song where she's like talking.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: And darbums and dark guns.
• 53:39
  Speaker 10: That one's a banger and I don't think that's where.
• 53:42
  Speaker 5: Are they from?
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: The Lyriso ridden also death, also that all these good
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: singers die. But again it's like they never die at
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: the peak of their fame. It's like, oh when people die,
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: it's like, yeah, they released an album four years ago.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: No one listened to it at all.
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: Right, you're pretending you're like, oh, I fucking loved her.
• 54:00
  Speaker 6: What is that one song that she has. It's like
• 54:02
  Speaker 6: the lyrics are like it's all about she did.
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: On like a fucking tonight show or something, and she's
• 54:07
  Speaker 10: talking about the potatoes or whatever.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: This is an ambush. You thought I've been ambushed it
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: on your side, Bro, Am I being ambushed? You have
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: any ros? Why are your mouth bros down? Fucking mouth
• 54:22
  Speaker 4: bros ambushed there, don't fucking call bros. You guys are
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: mouth bros. Don't fucking do it, bro.
• 54:29
  Speaker 6: Just after that, put to a clip of of sassa
• 54:33
  Speaker 6: like screaming in some old woman's ear.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: The wal mount and screams in.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: An old woman's face, just flips over her grocery Bros,
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: poor ship on a woman on the train.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Yes, this one turned off someone's life support machine.
• 54:47
  Speaker 6: No, bros, she says, she's like, she's like the Irish
• 54:51
  Speaker 6: people were only allowed to eat potatoes. All of the
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: other food, meat, fitch and vegetables were shipped out of
• 54:57
  Speaker 6: the country bars.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah you laugh, bro, what you said?
• 55:04
  Speaker 6: That's how she says it in the song, because it's
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: fucking deep.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: It is deep. Do you you know? I don't think
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: you understand. No, I get it. I don't think you
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: understand get it if you read it on the surface level,
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: do you know what it actually means? Though? Can you
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: actually understand what that means?
• 55:19
  Speaker 5: We're gonna have to take you to fucking Ireland to
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: do the work.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: I don't know if you art is like they're not
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: saying exactly what she means. It's like it's she.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Was saying something else.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: There's a shrouded meaning to it. There's layers.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: So what was she saying that never you're stuck on.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: The she say she's saying she's saying that we only
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: had potatoes to eat. All the rest of the food
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: was taken with. You don't get it, bro the lyrics. Sorry,
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: Chad went over your head. Back to playing lacrosse podcast.
• 55:51
  Speaker 5: We understand what it was like to be on the
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: Janie Johnson.
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Irish shout out to the iron Did you
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: watch out Potatoes?
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Did you watch The Crown?
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I did? Yeah, I actually liked it.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: It was good.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: I didn't like I like it when they talk about
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: how do they keep this fucking racket going? Yeah like that,
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: like the Royal family or any patriarchy that survives is
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: interesting to me because they don't have a product and
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: they've sat down and go how do we keep these guns? Yeah?
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: In line, what was the Crown? Does it? Uh?
• 56:25
  Speaker 5: Does it detail the bad parts of the Royal family?
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: Just? Yeah?
• 56:28
  Speaker 10: The show like Princess Diana dying and like that, that's not
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: a bad not enough.
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: No, not not not like they that's that's Margaret is there.
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: She had a kid. They said they fucking They did
• 56:39
  Speaker 4: actually talk about all the retarded cousins. Yeah, it was
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: like there was like a home of retarded cousins that
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: they found in the seventies. Yeah, you don't remember that episode. No,
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: it was a major episode, but they I saw like
• 56:51
  Speaker 4: three episodes.
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, then I then I just skipped to Princess
• 56:55
  Speaker 10: Diana dying.
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: There is a home. There's a home where they just
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: found out all they turns out they had all the
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: cousins and stuff. They put them on.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: They just loved them in a home was at least
• 57:03
  Speaker 5: like a beautiful castle or like an estate.
• 57:06
  Speaker 4: It wasn't. It wasn't our grandparents home, but it was
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: still outside of the public eye. And they have to
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: come out and make a big press release going sorry
• 57:15
  Speaker 4: a couple of times. What did they did?
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: What was wrong with them?
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: They're inbred?
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: They had like down syndrome black. I see, I should
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: have just led with that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: Segregation early segregation. Dude.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: Kennedys did the same thing, though they had like a
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: cousin or like one of the Kennedy daughters that they
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: just like clap lip. They chopped their brain off. Basically,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: they're just like this woman cannot function.
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: What's that called the bottomy?
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they the bottomizer.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Bottom, they really bottomizer.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure they did, or at least bottom.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they at.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: Least like singed her brain. They at least gave her
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: like some electro magnetic or electric therapy.
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think she was already.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I think that she was just like exemplifying just like individuality.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: She wanted to think for herself. Yeah, and they just
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: had on.
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: That's how the body works. It's just one Just.
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: Here's a real question, if you have to talk to
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: someone who really understands politics and like public relations and everything.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: Will America ever get to the point where they can
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: have a president who has a retarded son?
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Joe Biden? Why Hunter Biden's pretty.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Much No, No, he's a legended he's the fucking he's
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: the high school fucking legend. Dude. Yeah, he's just off.
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think absolutely, you could. That's probably that's gonna
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: get you like, Yeah, that would be.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna ask if there be like a
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: down syndrome president.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: No, that's crazy.
• 58:44
  Speaker 10: I was gonna say probably not George Bush, right, am
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: I right?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: No, Iraq War, but I would say painting all the time. Absolutely.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: You think that fucking he's in the middle of giving
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: a speech and then the fucking the kids screaming.
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be like, well, no,
• 58:59
  Speaker 10: you can't be president.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: You have that photo fucking inauguration thing and he's like
• 59:03
  Speaker 4: facing you away one of the fucking secret security. Like, yeah,
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: a couple of the c I a.
• 59:13
  Speaker 10: Dude, that would be more acceptable than having like a
• 59:16
  Speaker 10: like a son who's a American prostitutes every night.
• 59:20
  Speaker 4: Now, America won't. America doesn't settle for that. I think
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: they would, deep deep, deep down.
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: I heard that Baron Trump's nonverbal.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: I heard that he has like nonverbal autism.
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, non verbal is not a bad one though. That's
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: just like, shut the fuck up. That's you want to
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: want someone who I want verbal? I want two verbal? Yeah, girls,
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: I was attracted to nonverbal.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: They're like, oh, he's strong and silent, mysterious. Yeah, he's
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: like tall, dark and handsome and silent.
• 59:45
  Speaker 10: You probably couldn't be president with a son who is
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: down syndrome because they would be telling all.
• 59:50
  Speaker 4: The secrets it might No, they won't member. Yeah, absolutely,
• 59:55
  Speaker 4: just walks out with a big book one day. Yeah
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: about his big book, he has like an alien and
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: a head lock.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's just like dragging him from the bowels of
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 5: the White House.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: I don't know. You guys have more faith in the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: American people than I do. I think. I think if
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 4: you're running with a retarded kid, you're.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: Fun If they ran against Trump, I think.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Your son is retarded. Big head son eyes too funny
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: right now, one over here, over here, she loves the bottle,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: drank while pregnant. Loves the bottle when facing Trump, he's
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: right there. I see him. He's looking at me like
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: I could hear him stomping.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: If I even saw him from the other room, trashing
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 5: about locked in.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 4: There a little who doesn't allow visitors, Trump would Yeah,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: that would definitely happen.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 6: I think, Yeah, I think you're right.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 10: I think you're right in the sense that I don't
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 10: think it would be possible to think something like that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 10: would happen. But I think I don't think people will
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 10: be add if the president had a son with downson,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 10: I think they're I.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Think they just won't just I think there's a part
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: of I don't think.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 6: I don't think down syndrome people have like haters.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: No, I don't think people think out there who are
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: like can't stand down syndrome people.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: I think that's a cautious thing, Like it's a you
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 6: see a downs in yourself.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: You're like Jesus, fuck, no, no, no, no, he's the man.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: But I'm not. I'm not what does dad do. I'm
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 4: not shopping. I'm not shopping at your dad's rate this
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: hardware store. I'm definitely power plants.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 6: There's definitely a lot of successful.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: People getting my entergy. But they keep that behind closed doors.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: They don't lead with that.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: They don't lead. It would be something that like they.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 10: Found out about like the day of the election.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, by the way.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 10: Like now, it would be like some the opposing party
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 10: would be like, drop it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, let it out now, Oh, we got it, it's perfect,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 5: we have a bombshelf.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Drop it during the debates.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 10: It's funny that you say that, I bring was a
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 10: big deal when Dick Cheney had a lesbian daughter, Yeah
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 10: did he Yeah?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: People were like and he was gracious about the fact
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: that he was a lesbian daughter.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 5: So they're like, it's okay that he fucking bombed those kids.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: What was his position?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 10: He was vice president, but they said he was the
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 10: most vice most powerful vice.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: President of all time. I got to learn about this
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: because that one's always talking about how egal he was
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: and him, I don't know.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 6: They say that he was like the puppet master behind and.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 5: He loved just there's a great movie about Oh.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like he got off on that. Yeah, he would
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: blow the dude.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 10: They said that when nine to eleven happened, they were
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 10: in like the in like the little protection room, like
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 10: the hiding room in the White House, and he was
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 10: on the phone with his lawyer.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Well just just say.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 10: Everyone else was like freaking out, and he's calling his
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 10: lawyer being like, what can we do?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 6: What can we get?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: What's not a war crime? Figure out what the Geneva Convention.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Says, Yeah, what's collateral diamond?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Just licking his fingers and like counting one hundred dollars
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: bills as he's on the phone with Raytheon like a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: fucking Roger.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: Rails was like that to Rodger Ales showed up and
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: he's like, fucking we're showing those fuckers jump out the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: buildings because all the other CNN are like, no, that's
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: kind of disrespectful.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Roger Ailes with Fox News was like, no, zoom in
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 4: on that guy falling well, and then he invented the flag.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: They co op the flag. They were like, where the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: freedom fucking channel? Fox News was fucking sick, dude that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: guy was.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: That guy ruled Yeah, and then he just like pressed
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: the button and had like five anchors come in and
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: give him a sloppy toppy.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a fucked up broken penis or something
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: because he had blood cloths or something.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 10: That's what they say all these guys had. They said
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: that Harvey Weinstein had have fucked up broken penis.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: What comes first?
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 5: They said that his was from uh that he they
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: they took like too much like Viagera and ship like
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 5: that to the point where it erode.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: I think.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Weinstein like was just getting his uh his doing
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: all he could to get his dick up, and then
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: it like eroded the fucking foundation of his penis to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the point where it was just like a coke nose. Yeah,
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: he had already lang's nose as a dick. It was
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: just fully collapsed in on it.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 10: So you think if you're at a point in life
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 10: where you have to take so much viagra that it's
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 10: breaking your penis to have sex, you probably wouldn't be
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 10: like raping people.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: Right, That's but that's the defense they want you to have.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 10: You probably Well, no, I'm just I'm saying, like, that's
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 10: crazy that he did that, because you'd probably be like.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: He's so on a rapist.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: He's such an insatiable rapist that he needs to keep
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: on doing that.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, I gotta get more viagro so I
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: can keep raping.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: It wasn't that Epstein's was shaped like an egg, they said,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: and an egg cock.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: Oh I've heard that too. Where did I hear that?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: I heard that recently?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: Funny meat. Yeah, bring it up every bottom. It's so funny.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Having an egg shaped penis is so fun because it's
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: not like that implies that it was also thin at
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: the bottom.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, thin at the bottom, and at the top.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 6: It was barely hanging on.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: It's like when he's getting it in there, he's like
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 4: the first that's like a big ship. Where you go.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: I just get past, oh yeah, past the crown like
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: a butt plug. Yeah, you just got to get past
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: the first half and you're done. Yeah it sounds easy.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: You can't even get it out. Taking it out is
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: the tough one. Ye, take a deep breath. But that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Roger as God had some what's it called hemo globin
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: or some bullshit where your your blood doesn't clop hemophiliacmohilia.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 4: He just would bleed out. So that's what they had
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 4: some fun up ship with his dick.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, poor bastard.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 4: See he was the real victim. Poor fuck.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 5: But there's a good Dick Cheney.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 10: Movie, yeah, vice, yeah, yeah, he mean to watch it
• 1:05:22
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• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 6: That was like one of his last ones.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 10: That he did before they were like, you can't do
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 10: this anymore or you will die.
• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:32
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• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:35
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• 1:05:36
  Speaker 5: And then his age Batman like, I like very soon
• 1:05:44
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• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: Fucking yeah, it's just steroids, right, Yeah, that's what Frank
• 1:05:51
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• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: how skinny Frank the Tank is.
• 1:05:56
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• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: you know, Frank, don't.
• 1:06:00
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• 1:06:04
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• 1:06:06
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• 1:06:14
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• 1:06:17
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• 1:06:33
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• 1:06:36
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• 1:06:39
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• 1:06:43
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• 1:07:04
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• 1:07:07
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• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: That would be us next to those times. Bert spots talent,
• 1:07:13
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• 1:07:14
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• 1:07:18
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• 1:07:22
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• 1:07:26
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• 1:07:30
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• 1:07:34
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• 1:07:41
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• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Burr would leave his daughter's christening. It's like, yeah, the
• 1:07:50
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• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: We met him and he did the yak once. Yeah,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 10: he was on steroids at the time. He's always on roids.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: He's still on steroids. All these boys on roids and
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: all sorts of ship.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they're all still on steroids. That's crazy to be
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 10: a comedian and just be on steroids.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Well, the steroids so that you can fucking shave some
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: time off your swim lap. It's so you fucking your
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 4: boneesn' hurt with your old Yeah, it's not like he's
• 1:08:16
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• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: next month. It's not that his back doesn't hurt when
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: he gets up in the morning.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 5: Kumel, though, was on him for for being like.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: For a movie. Yeah, they're all on movie. Yeah.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 10: I don't think I would want to be like a
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 10: jacked comic.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: Don't worry about it. Take a yeah job, what if
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: I got like huge?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 10: I don't think I would want to be like who
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 10: wants if a comedian. If you're at a crowd member
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: in a comic cups on the stage and he's wearing
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: a fucking he's wearing a fucking one of those shirts,
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 10: those shirts that are always on Instagram, like skims.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: Kim Kardashian shirts.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's to cut.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 10: The ones that they're always doing the ads and they're like,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: it really defines the shoulders, but it leaves a lot
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 10: of breathing room for the for the gut air.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's just a normal T shirt. But it's like this,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: it's true classics. Yeah, true classic. All these shirts are
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 6: just like, yo, are you a fat tube at ship?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it's actually your shirt, bro.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: And then they show they're actually normal to have a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: gut twenty two.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't worry about it. Dad.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: Seem like you'll have huge biceps and shoulders if you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: put them on. It's like, dude, I still have skinny,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: bitch ass arms.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: Do they show a guy who's like has a dad
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: bought and his fat and they're like, they're like, why
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: do I look so fat? And it's like him wearing
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: a gray T shirt and they're like and then it pants.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: It's like because you're not wearing true classics. But the
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: dude that's wearing the true classics also has like washboard.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 6: Six pack apps.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's like, dude, you could have put that
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: guy in anything and he would he's jacked.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: There's a lot of shirts out now for the flabby man, yeah,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: and none of them work. Yeah.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: It's yeah, and we're just like ten years by hind
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 5: women who are designing all of their clothes to be
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: like flattering for their body.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, everything like.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: High waisted jeans, like everything was supposed to be like
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: push up padded bras ship like that.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 10: I need a shirt or the only shirt that is
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: flattering for my body is a shirt that has that's
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 10: so boxy that it has like edges on it. Yeah,
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 10: you need like there's an edge on the shoulder. You
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 10: need something like armored armored plate like.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 4: Dave Burne in the fucking that band that.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: He's in, the Smith's talking heads talking. Yeah, Yeah, that's
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 6: what I need.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: A white ass suit.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 10: That's the only shirt that is like that is like
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 10: hiding your body.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 6: Everything else, it's gonna You're gonna figure it out at
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 6: some point.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 4: I got Francis, is there, idiot, I'm new Francis. I'm
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 4: new Francis. Sorry, Francis, you're gone. You're the prep school.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 4: Prep school, got his ass. You didn't go to prep
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: school though, really, of course it's that invented the c
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 4: I A Yeah, some ship like that. Yeah, funck. How
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: did you know that? We're not supposed to talk about that. No, No,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: that's genuinely a secret.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 6: I didn't know that, Is that true?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: His grandfather or someone was one of the original CIA guys,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: and he tried to get in or something like that,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 4: baby too, Francis.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, damn, I didn't know you guys were so close.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he told me you baby.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: He crawled out of the test too, doesn't.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: You should see his twin brother, Jesus Christ little.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: Fucking He's on a fucking plantation in fucking England with
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 5: the rest.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: Of them, Duney bawl of cam Yeah, just eating with
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: his fucking mouth, hands behind his back. I love the
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: idea Francis having a fucking disgusting twin brothers.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like Danny DeVito just wins.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Sort, Schwartz Andeggar really funny.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: What did you say, bro shorts to what?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: Oh ship?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 6: You know what I fucking said?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: Don't say it again.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 6: Apologies, no apologies. On the Uncancellable Tour linked in October twenty,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 6: it's presented by Black Rifle Coffee.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: We're gonna say some fucking We're gonna hey, we're gonna
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: say some stuff. So leave the chick at home, all right, fellas,
• 1:12:09
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• 1:12:10
  Speaker 6: We only dudes and fat chicks only.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: No cool Some cool cunts can come.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: Cool cunts, But Rogan Is gonna hit you up and
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: be like the only day I can have you on
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: is October tenth, and you're gonna have to be like, no,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in Burlington.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: Sorry the uncanceled bass in this every lift, I'm I'm
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 6: dropping you for Joseph.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: No, bro, don't do that. Flight to it.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's crazy. We'll cancel the tour right now.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Sunday flight to fucking Austin paining the ass I'd drive
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: to Burlington. Bust is a terrible place the two fifty
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 4: to stick together.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 10: Oh, you're going to Austin next week, right tell Yeah,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 10: it'll be fun, is it?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 4: Trying not to drink?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: I opted out trying.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: To do cap City or what all over? Just a
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 4: bunch of places no one's ever heard of first year
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 4: not doing it in a while. I know same for me.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 6: Honestly, that was true. One of the worst weeks of
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 6: my entire day last year. I was so fucking sick. Well,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: you're always sick, that last year I was really sick.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 10: I remember way I would wake up and I'd just
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 10: be like gliding through my sheets, just.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 6: Soaked in sweat. I'd be like, all right, time to
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 6: take ten advilla and go do a five minute set
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 6: at Antones.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: I know that's something every every single show I had.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: There's a club you've never heard of playing bookies, bookies, ghastly.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 4: It's a library.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, going in and it's a lot of la people.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: It's all that.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 10: So you'd go up in between, like someone would have
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 10: like a sword on stage.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, someone would be.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: Like swallowing swords on stage.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 4: I've got a couple of New York ones. I've also
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: got the international one where it's like me and some
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 4: guy from fucking Serbia who fucking does an impressional fucking
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: dog you know. Yeah, it's like, there's no worse than
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 4: when they go this guy huge ago and he goes,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 4: what's the deal with weather?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some There was an Irish cunt that that
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: slagged you off last last year, wasn't there?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, Irish comic slagged you off. He's not Irish.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: Isn't that weird?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 4: The funk?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: Is he American? He's from California?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 4: Oh my god? What Yeah, you have an Irish accent?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: No, I thought he did Irish.
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  Speaker 4: I think this dude has to be I.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 6: Looked it up. I researched this guy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because he fucking bodied sasas.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: Body put me in a bag.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 4: Sass as Mike wasn't working, dude.
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  Speaker 10: It was one of those times have you ever been
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 10: up on stage? This actually happened to me.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: In San Diego, that Mike kept breaking on stage and.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 14: Just crushing to have just crushing. Couldn't take this completely.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 14: I was doing a show.
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  Speaker 4: He's too funny, Captain.
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  Speaker 10: I was doing a show, and I was doing a
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 10: show and moon Tower nothing to make it at a
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 10: bar It was a bar our show that was a
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 10: part of Moon Tower. Yeah, of course ye and I
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 10: and I went up and uh, the mic broke while
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 10: I was on stage, and it was like I was
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 10: getting so much feedback from the speaker.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm trying to do my jokes, but it's
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 6: just you're.
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  Speaker 1: Also like one step out of the spotlight. Like the
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: spotlight was like right here and here.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 4: It was a ship show. It was the spotlight is
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: a disaster. It was to this step back, that's better.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: It was just on your cough.
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  Speaker 10: But eventually I got to it's a seven minute set
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: or no, this was twelve minutes.
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  Speaker 6: And it got to a point.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: Where he's trying a chief stretch. I found four at
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: the back, found four minutes.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 10: But it got to a point where I was like, hey,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 10: I'm there, and I'm like, hey, is that Can anyone
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: fix this?
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  Speaker 6: And it's did you got no one?
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 4: There's no one there.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Is this thing on and you're here is unplugging it,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: plugging it back, trying to do it.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: Is anyone there to troubleshoot it?
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: And they're like and then audience members started being like
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 10: step away from the micro the speaker, and then he was.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 4: Going farther out of the spotlight so it was just
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 4: on his shoes.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 6: But no one that was working tried to help.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: They look like, I don't fucking know, show this comedy
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: in the comedy.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: So I bombed.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: It was one of those things like I thought, once
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: it went away, once the feedback went away, I'd be
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 10: able to hop back in and be like, well that
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 10: was fucking crazy. Yeah, and then I just bombed the
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 10: I was doing well and then the mic broke and
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 10: then I bombed the rest of the set.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 6: And then the next guy.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 10: Went up and just did he just made fun of
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 10: me the entire set because he doesn't have material.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 4: But whatever, Oh, I'm sorry, I wrote a joke there.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: Grand Dad, Sorry guy, sorry, Grandpa wrote.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 6: Some of us are working on some new stuff.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 4: Sorry, yeah, I'm coming with an idea as a comedy destroyed.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 10: The room was dead, and the mic worked again.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: The lights leveled.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 10: I left as soon as I as soon as he
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 10: started making fun of me. I tried to stayed for
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 10: like five minutes.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: I can't leave.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 6: I was like, I can't leave, and then it'll go
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 6: too much. I let you could hear him a block.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: Away, dude. The hair the hair is on the back
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: of the neck, just up.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 6: Afterwards, fruitcake, I said, uh, I said, I'm I'm I.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 6: I messed up my beginning and I said I'm from
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: New York.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 10: And then I go into stuff about mass Choosetts and
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 10: I say I'm from mass Choosets And he's like the
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 10: kid can't even remember where he's from, Like and like
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 10: rones there, his managers there, like hey, when and we
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 10: went to.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 4: Where is the place we went to? Afterwards?
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Like we went we went to and upstairs like people
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: are just crowding around this dude, like oh and ship
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: like that were mobbing words word spreading there like this
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: guy is the set of the Guys the Truth sat
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: guy's name Ryan.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: Is this something I'll tell you after I think it's
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: Ryan something.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 6: The worst part I think it's not. I swear it isn't.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: I know his name.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 6: The worst part is that it was funny because.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 10: It was like I left being like whatever, that guy
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 10: sucks anyway. And then I went home and I looked
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 10: him up on Instagram and I was like, this.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 6: Guy is hilarious.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: Oh he's so good.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 10: I was like, this guy's actually really I'm surprised he's
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 10: not bigger than he is.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: He's funny, material is great, he can go live, he's
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: so confident.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: He's like, I'm gonna drag this little kid.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 6: But then I then I then I saw him last year.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 4: It was last year that was dragged me again.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 10: I did a show with him after, like later in
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 10: the week, and Jeremiah Watkins was on the show and
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 10: he did the same thing to him.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 6: But Jeremiah had a great set, so I was like, oh,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: this he just does this forever.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: Oh he's trying to make fun of Yeah, yeah, look
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: at this fucking loser. Yeah yeah. You should have preempted it.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 5: You should have ate mild his ass. You should have
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: been like, I am what I am a fucking bump?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah I do suck a comedy.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes my jokes, I'm pretty obvious. Yeah, I say
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 4: things that are unique to me. And I tried to
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: say it's a unique to everyone, but it's true. The
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 4: truth is I'm only twenty two, so most people have
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 4: actually experienced this and it's not that big of a
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 4: dealer anymore. Yeah, it's your first time hearing this. Yeah,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 4: I don't have life experience. What's new to me is
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 4: old to you.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 10: I remember being in that green room and it's not
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 10: even a green room, it's a it's like a sheet
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 10: that's just around the corner.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 4: Of the bar.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 6: And I remember being in there with Shane Torres and
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 6: being like that was pretty rough and he was like
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 6: it wasn't that bad, and I was like and then
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: he went up after and just destroyed me. And I
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: just had to sit in there with Shane Torres being like, oh.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: God, so funny. Shane's like, no, it's all right, and
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 4: it's comedy, just trying to comfort doesn't want to touch you, eat, Yeah,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: because you're sick and wet. Yeah, slips off you. I
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: also had no voice, so funny. You just got fucking
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: ragged all down on the town. Dude. They caught it the town.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 5: For the reason you should have thrown yourself off.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 4: A lot of people get their head chopped off up there, bro.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is fun, though, it's a lot of industry
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 6: great screams.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 4: Fun like some fucking two year old interns. It's mostly
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 4: from a company that steals money from comics. Nothing better
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 4: than a coked up, fucking agent.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are more agents there than comics.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: And the ripping you.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they get credal clips, they get.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: Ship faced, they don't have any work to do now,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: and they're way wealthier than all the comments.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 6: They get fucking delroid.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they get just like you'll see an agent the
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 10: next morning and be like, oh, we're gonna go hit
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 10: this diner for bloodies.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 4: You feel like you feel like tagging along.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 6: We're not. We're not signing you about. You can come
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 6: and just sit with us, because clearly you have no
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: friends here anyway.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 4: I don't even know my squad done there is This year,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: it's gonna be just be the regular awesome Crown.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 10: Well that's you're lucky for that, because you're gonna be
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 10: like Gardinian, like Lamaire and all those guys.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: Will be there.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I might as well just go anywhere.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 6: Like when I was there last year, I didn't know anyone.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was hoping you would have been this there
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 4: this year.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 6: Maybe I'll go, I'll pop.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 4: I would have had you back in the bottle.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, if I went down there, I would definitely get destroyed,
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 10: would you for a week.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: I'm kind of being sober. I'm trying to be sober.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 6: Oh, it's tough to stay sober there. What are you
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: gonna go do? Go go to the goddamn comedy jams sober?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 5: Not you gotta go to this ping pong spot. Then
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 5: we went to down there.
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 6: That was fun.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: Wax stats down there.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 4: Dude, I gotta go.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Catch a flight to uh right, righte vic or whatever
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: to write your vic?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Is that reikievic? Yeah? Right?
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 6: All right, Well, thank you guys for listening. We'll see
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 6: you next week.
• 1:21:45
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• 1:21:58
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• 1:22:01
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